/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>thread dies a good 25 minutes ago
>new one made until now
Baka desu senpai.

first for steely wheelie automobiley

how do i make a female not look like a tranny?

Request to add to pc_gtag
sc: Cry4Nothing

>play gun race or whatever in bunker mode
>2v3, im on team with 2
>guy i'm with is AFK
>gets kicked
>win the round 1v3
>next round the teams don't get balanced and i'm 1v3 AGAIN
jesus christ rockstar

>>180301461
Start by not being a fag.

>>180301461
diego and the asian/caucasian looking girl, think her name is emily she has a bitchface, those 2 give me the best results for white/pale girls

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Why do they do this

>>180302025
Normies.

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>>180301808
but i like it that way

>>180302080
ABANDON ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE

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The weak should fear the strong

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Anyone wanna run a Prison Break? I'm only just starting on heists but I have a more experienced friend with me, and I'm not particularly inept in any area as far as I know.

Looking for 2 people from PC, reply if you want an invite. Already blew 40k on having the game freeze during loading, I'm assuming due to pubs tabbing out.

Name is Leonavius.

>>180302025
Not pictured: Fat CJ flying around with a jetpack in his underwear

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>>180301461

If you're sincerely asking (and you probably arent)

1. Keep in mind the vital rules of head proportion. Too many of the trannies here give themselves paper thin noses, bulging eyes, malformed jaws, et cetera and that's why they look so fucking goofy. Use this chart to guide yourself.

2. Don't pack on makeup. The best way to use makeup in this game (for both genders) is to apply it sparingly, to make your character appear more naturally attractive rather than like a hooker. You know, like how it's used in actual life.

3. The presets are not supermodels or anime characters, they're quasi-realistic people. You're better off giving them a sort of natural, 6/10 style of beauty rather than trying to force them to be something they're not. And for god's sake, stop picking the girl with the underbite.

4. Play with the mom-dad slider more. Yes your character will have a slightly thicker neck, but other areas will also balance out so they don't look too manly (unless you go too far obviously.) Wimpy-looking dads can also help alleviate those manly facial bits since they impart equally as feminine or 'soft' features.

5. Remember what makes people universally attractive. Noticeable jawlines and good side profiles will benefit your character in ways you never thought of, and those are just two examples. But remember: use the fucking proportions in the image I'm posting with.

6. Like makeup, hair, freckles and even wrinkles can really transform a character and take it to the next level. If you've ever wondered why every chink's character looks like an uncanny super smooth man-boy, it's because they don't apply any wrinkles or skin texture.

Which weapons upgrades are worth it??

>>180302353
That still isn't as ridiculous as flying tron bikes

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>>180302381

Example of a tranny (male) I've made.

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Post em

>>180293719
git gud

>>180302515
That's just like your opinion, man

>>180302564

its always weird seeing your 49 year old dad head on a fit 22 year old body

>>180302564
Boring

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>>180302564
how is it?

>>180302943
>displaced WWI sergeant-at-arms

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>when all you can see is a slightly differently colored square

>>180303481
That was pretty much the idea, glad it works

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>>180302564

I should probably change some of these black outfits.

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keeps happening

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>>180302564
tried going for that warlord look i saw a few threads back
don't mind the clipping

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perfect timing

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>>180302564
Sure thing. Posted the drawing before but never got around to in-game.

ps4 fag that just bought the pc version, finally figured out how to put game on hdd

I guess I'll see what it's like to start all over again

I would really like to be added back to pc_gtag
sc: Cry4Nothing

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>"hurr the tracker is 2 times thinner now after this jump with no indication of it, fuck you if you wanted to actually win" - every stunt race

>>180303657
>negatively reviewing the other good games
why?

>>180302564
3rd one here is rad, but some smoother pants would be nice. Material-wise I mean.

>>180304150
>NOT the yusuf amir original AK
what the fuck are you doing?

>>180305273
waaah I can't mod in one game >:(

I hate this fanbase so much

>>180305042
Sorry, we don't allow names with digits in them
Blacklisted until it's changed

>>180305496
well i get being pissed and review bombing gta 5 and 4 because thats the games that OpenIV worked for
but why are they ruining the score of the other good games?

>come back
>only have 660k so i can't buy a bunker
what do
not shark cards

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How can I join /gtag/ sessions without getting a network error or (Entire session) left's five minutes into them?

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>>180305496
Not him, but as someone who personally doesn't care about mods, I completely understand the gripes. There were a lot for this game, and were probably the main thing keeping it fun for those preferring single-player, in the same way Skyrim stays alive probably.

I just stunt race and muck around in the overworld online anyway, so I'm glad it doesn't affect me. Still though, these people still bought a $60 game and they matter.

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>>180305496
>you only rent the software, goy

>>180305731
>find gtag CEO doing vip work
>leech off him until you get 1 mil and do your own ceo work
>continue until you have enough for vehicle warehouse
>grind that and do a headhunter inbetween each car
>get buzzard as soon as possible

>>180305731
https://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/grand-theft-auto-v/208718-subversion-menu-internal.html

use stealth cash option and enjoy

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>In my weaponized Tampa with a bro
>heading back to the bunker with cops on me
>drop mines to kill them
>drop off supplies and go to steal more
>make it a block away from my bunker
>beep beep BEEPBEEPBE-
>explode
>well shit that's embarrassing
>use the MC to grab a bike
>drive another three blocks watching for my mines
>drive around a corner
>see the red light on the ground
>too late
>boom
well no more mines except when getting chased then.

>>180304587
are you the one with the cute drawn oc

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Why would they even employ the option to disrupt enemy businesses when they begin on the opposite side of the map, which 98% of in game vehicles can't reach in time, and you probably won't reach anyway because you aren't told where they have to go before they enter their immunity I-win hugbox?

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>>180302564

>>180305273
It sends a stronger message than just bombing the most recent game, it's not just about the product, it's about the actions of the creators and in that way everything they put their name to is stained, it's supposed to show that it won't just blow over in a few weeks, that this is a serious issue that people are legitimately upset about although it probably will blow over in a few weeks because that's just how society is and we're so flooded with information that any single incident only stays relevant for a few hours.

>>180307178
It's easier to make it seem like there's stuff to do than actually make the stuff.

>>180305641
>M-maybe if we lower the scores of all the games in protest they'll retract shutting down OpenIV

That's literally them right now, and it's pathetic. Even from a legal standpoint.

First of all. V's score was already awful because of the two years of skids fucking the game up. It's the companies fault for allowing this shit to happen for so long. Anyone who's been around long enough knows it's waaaay to late to pull this game into the decent territory. It's a welcome change, but it's way too late.
To put it into perspective its kind of like youtube in 2012-2013, and the changes they made to cancerous gaming channels.

You can make videos about the game, but you don't actually own the rights to the game. So you can't make any money off of it. So all your proceeds from ad revenue go towards the company. They are also free to shit on your channel at any time.

The thing with skyrim is that it's a purely SP game. IV and V are not. Bethesda can try to make people pay for mods, but most people won't.

Whether they like it or not. There's legal shit involved. It's not changing.

Fun fact: the humble Dundreary can reach momentary speeds of 290 mph as to ensure your rocket bike collides with it

Got purged from GTAG for inactivity. Requested an invite

Name: Dunbar

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>>180308430

The only reason TakeTwo is going so balls out is because they know pretty much any Rockstar title is going to sell more units than if Christ himself was put on tape. It's not morally sound despite what corporate cock queens like yourself suggest, if people bought a copy of the game they should be permitted to modify it as they see fit. If you don't want them modifying online then employ an anti-cheat system like any professional company.

>shirts and business shirts are literally the same thing
>business shirts have more colours to choose from but you can only wear them with a suit

Rockstar is so arbitrary with clothing

>>180308675
>if people bought a copy of the game they should be permitted to modify it as they see fit
it is like with musik, make your own remixes, but if you share them you fuck with their IP
but internet smartasses rarely can comprehend this.
you can modify all you want until you fuck up and redistribute/share.

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>>180308675
I mean, in all fairness, no anticheat has ever NOT been cracked. Not that I know of at least.
I still don't like the situation, mind you, but you gotta recognize it's not the lack of a competent anticheat measure, it's the entire fact it's on PC. There will always exist nerds that are nerds enough to crack the anticheat in any given game.
There's a reason why console modders are so spread apart and only appear once in a blue moon.

>>180308582
blacklisted

>>180309394
consoles dont need anticheat as much because they arent as easy to fuck with

i once used a mod to spawn money in gta, and literally all i had to do was download a single .exe and run it and i had a menu in game to do anything

>>180308675
It's actually a lot more morally sound than you think. That's what the terms and conditions you agreed to, and are constantly reminded of every time you boot the game are for. They own you and the game you're currently playing. Whether you like it or not.

Say you and a team of blokes created a product. Some person came along, stripped your product down, reversed engineered it, slipped it into a pretty similar coloured summer dress, and threw it on the open market to compete with your product.

It's kind of like those people who paint fake m

>>180309743
Accidentally pressed enter on the captcha

It's like those people who paint fake Mona Lisa to sell them, or sell knockoff fashion brands. You can do it, but as soon as your head gets big, and you make a name for yourself to the point where the actual company gets involved you're fucked.

It is illegal my dude.

>>180305412
MkII was too tempting

>>180304631
what was your username anon? don't want to wonder where you've gone

>>180310308
Now you have to do the African Warlord voice to compensate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewqgKvr7hw4

>>180310779
African drug lord on a 4 bar

Yeah fucking right

>>180309394
>it's the entire fact it's on PC

Modding consoles is even older than Gameshark

>>180311634
takes longer to do nowadays as opposed to PC where people can make trainers literally days after a game's release

>>180311898
>takes longer to do nowadays

The only reason people don't is because there's no market for it.

>>180304074
too much

hot

too little

dude!

some kind of hipster party?

were you going for that japghost look?
good idea disappointing result

fine but monotone

the last two are basically the same amount of meh

>>180312254
do not reply to islander posts

>>180312032
>most casual sector of an already casual playerbase
>less likely to be monitored because of the static hardware requirements and/or lack of security
>there's no market for it.

elaborate, i feel lost

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>>180311634
Firmware advances have made that marginally harder as time has gone on.
Back then it took a sloppily soldered chip on the PS1's circuit board. Now it can take all sorts of software, and probably hardware too, and you can completely fuck up your console if you're not careful.
PC bypasses this, which was the whole point of my argument. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but when you shove such jewish games as this one on the platform, you're just asking for trouble.

It's like when TK asked people to not make nudie mods for DOA5 when they ported it. It's like, what the fuck did you expect?

>>180306986
Congratulations you just experienced a roadtrip in the middle east

>>180312254

Do NOT reply to memetoad

Spoon feed me on how to make a fairly attractive female character on PC, since the character creator is so fucking different on each system.

>>180304150
can you not have gaudy rings in addition?
>>180304587
tie beret and sleeveless are pretty cute
>>180307296
these are nice, a change of glasses might be in order

>>180312381
>>180312610
not a regular, dont get it 'splain?

t. sorry for mass replying

>>180312674
There's a hella lot tutorials and presets, an anon posted a guide earlier

>>180312823
Most of them are for Xbone or PS4, though.

>>180313526
Does it really make a difference?

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>>180302564

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>Nissan Skyline out-performed racing Ferraris of the era
>the Elegy Custom is slower than all in-game Ferraris, even the classic ones
>it's also not a sports classic or a super

>>180313618
I'm getting really tired of seeing people with the bandanna mask.

Please be original. Thank you.

>>180313836
I had it before you :-3

>>180313898
okay local hipster dad

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>>180302564

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>>180302564

>>180302003
Can you post your character if you do not mind?

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>no m16
>no akimbo pistols
>no rucksacks or backpacks of any kind
>still can't wear any of the vip body armors without glitching them
And this was supposed to be a "military" themed update?

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>>180305185
>ever doing stunt races

>>180315343

Fourth of July apparently includes the VIP vests and new Amerifat liveries

>>180305185
>>180315397

Scrubs. Thanks for the ez wins and money

when doing vehicle warehouse missions, is it possible to source more than one vehicle to steal in order for other players to help you?

>>180315549
but anon, i don't even race anymore. if i did i'd beat you i'm sure.

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>>180315343
just give me a few holsters and i'll never ask for any other clothing options again

>>180315658
nope, one at a time, because making money isn't supposed to be fun or easy!

>>180315779
Fuck, forgot about that and bandoliers.

>>180315343
>m16
>in 2017

nigga

>>180315885
>weaponized tampa
>tampa is based on a 70s ford mustang and dodge dart
>in 2017
what point are you trying to make?

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>>180315885
they say it's over but i never left

>>180315885
shhhhh

>>180315885
(you)

>tfw you have your character on xbone and you just cop a brand new rig and can't play GTAO on your PC without creating a new character

which vehicle has the hardest to see through window(s)?

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>tfw just bought a 1080 + an ultra wide, don't enjoy this game that much anymore but literally can't stop playing

>>180316658
apc most protection or halftrack for driving first person

>>180316280
do they only give you one transfer?

and you wasted it on the console with the weakest power?

lol

Which bunker should I get lads

>>180316658
p much any of the cars with armor plating like the kuruma/weaponized tampa but my specific vote would be the armoured boxville

>>180316842
>weakest console
Dude are you shitting on thE XBOX ONE X? DUDE IT'S GONNA BE 4K MY DUDE YOU DON'T KNOW HWAT UDRHTODCE

>>180316918
any bunker near a highway sounds good to me

>>180316918
most people seem to enjoy raton canyon/sandy shores the most, the one near fort zancudo has lost most of its functionality due to the new toys

>>180316918
farm house im closest to the airfield and i wish i got it, save yourself the time

>>180316126
>>180316223
AR-15 exists don't tell me to shush
>>180316107
You should see a doctor about that.
Or try meditation. It helps me a lot.
>>180316103
Did you ever notice that every single car they do anything to that isn't a super it always peforms like complete shit?
>>180316126
>>180316223
[It ain't me screeching intensifies]

>>180316918
farmhouse is comfy, right next to a highway directly into downtown, easy access up the coast or straight across to the airfield

I believe it's the most expensive bunker but why not go all the way on shit like that desu

Requesting an invite to pc_gtag
sc: GholaTrooper

>>180317345
Can I buy the base warehouse and renovate it later? I don't have the money for a full Farmhouse bunker

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>join a random lobby
>two guys in it doing a sale
>it's the airdrop version
>it has them flying near me
>pull out the mkII heavy sniper with explosives
>boom, goodby millions
>they immediately ragequit
>mfw

I fucking love this gun. I love it even more since I was lucky enough to run into a modder who gave me enough greenbacks to not have to grind for it.

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>>180317649
>go into /gtag/
>bitch about Kuruma shitters being cancer
>reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>go into /gtag/
>post about how you yourself are cancer to other players
>ayy lmao it's just a game dude

>>180317649
anon, don't be a dick. your kind are always the ones saying hackerbux won't change you but look at you now, punishing other players for trying to make honest playmoney

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>>180318101
>honest playmoney

The money system is garbage and I do nothing but encourage people to hack themselves billions so they can actually play the game

>>180315825
>can only do one vehicle at a time

What the fuck were they thinking?

>>180318281
>justifying your dicketry
Neck thyself my dude.

>>180315658
This ain't Gone in 60 Seconds, m8.

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>>180318475
>justifying

You should do in-game jobs to have fun, not because your ability to enjoy the game is on the line if you don't.

I would drop moneybags every session if it wasn't the easiest way to get banned in the world.

>>180317565
blacklisted

>>180318281
>The money system is garbage
fair, but it's still there and some people will simply appreciate it more than others

>I do nothing but encourage people to hack themselves billions so they can actually play the game
you and i know that's bullshit, anon. some people actually want the incentive to explore content like this and you're punishing them for taking advantage of that by being a total shitter. how many randoms have you fought today who were actually expecting to be fought?

>>180318919
>go around on rocketbike pulling up to people in cars
>dont do anything, just land next to them
>they almost always shoot me on sight
>immediately boost, fly up, circle around and blow out their shitter with 3-5 homing missiles

good feels

>tfw no funbux

menufags where you at

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>>180318919
>you and i know that's bullshit, anon.

No, it's not. If I had my way I would make every individual thing in the game obtainable with five minutes of effort and pump all resources into new toys and things you can earn. And by that I mean liveries, clothing and other general vanities. The current grind-to-win system is trash.

>>180319374
where were you the weeks before the update when everybody knew how awesome and expensive it would be and modders rained tens if not hundreds of millions in almost every single lobby

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>someone enters your empty public lobby

>>180309332
>wear overcoat
>can change business shirts
>switch to one of the biker jackets
>business shirt still underneath but now you can't change business shirts
>have to switch it wearing a different jackey

>>180319810
I was getting my funbux and stockpiling x80 bonds, and I now I only have 75 mil as opposed to the 850 I had before my funbux got taken away

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>>180319860
>have mtu set to 800
>people still get in

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>pub killing lobby
>they start attempting to bomb me

>>180319860
>>180319979
>cucksole fags

>>180320090
but im on pc

>>180319660
>I Am Impatient: The Post
it isn't a good system but at least have some empathy for the players patient enough to cope with it, anon. at this rate, the only difference between you and the average sharkcard buyer is your subscription to menufags rather than the moneystore

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>>180320152
>subscription to menufags

This is some next level sour grapes

Most menus left are completely free and even if they weren't $10 for fifty billion dollars is a far cry from $100 for ten million

You keep being "patient" and I'll keep enjoying all the new content the moment it's released

>>180319660
id say it would be worth it, but on PC everyone griefs because we all have modder money and dont need to grind or cooperate at all, and on console everyone griefs because they're all dumbasses or little kids. And the game stutters terribly because consoles have shit CPUs.

>>180320280
> $10 for fifty billion dollars

why the fuck would anyone want such a stupidly useless and conspicuously high amount of money

thats just asking to lose it all

>>180320147
>PCucks

>>180318101
Only reason to play this game is to bully people. Why would I spend hours grinding for weaponry just to never use them?

>>180319860
>not using a firewall to keep people out

>>180320487

Probably because with the right methods you won't ever lose it

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Hackerbux WHEN?

What is a better investment to make loadsamoney? Apartment for heists, or a bunker for gun running?

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>>180320147
>on pc
>doesn't know how to do it right

>>180320885
this desu

>>180320280
>This is some next level sour grapes
you don't understand, anon. unlike those randies you're killing, you'll be actively seeking out a menu or someone with a menu the next time you're short of cash. it has nothing to do with how much it actually costs to acquire the cash, you both rely on other people for shortcuts.

>>180320519
fighting players who neither intend to fight nor have the means to retaliate, though?

>>180321124
CEO crates with a buzzard and rocket bike

and being fucking good at flying the rocket bike

i cant imagine how shitty it'd be trying to do what i do at 30fps or below

>>180321292
half the fun in this game is killing shitters and watching them bitch about it in chat though anon

>>180321292
>you'll be actively seeking out a menu or someone with a menu the next time you're short of cash

You mean never?

Turns out honey mustard wings are gg.

>>180321329
Considering I don't even have the money to buy an apartment or bunker yet, this seems counter-intuitive.

>>180321560
>honey mustard

>not buffalo or honey garlic

>>180320885
>>180321267

Post your SC

>>180321467
so are you implying literally nobody ever gets banned for this anon?

>>180321882

I haven't, if you have that's your problem.

>/gtag/ gib mone pls general
It's gonna get wiped in at least a week including any actual nonhack funds you got.

>>180322145
Sure, just like last time.
Right?

>>180322145
>have everything in game including all research shit + 50 mil

>still need to make another 15 mil off CEO crates so my office floor is as full of cash as possible

it never ends

>>180318101
>trying to reason with someone who has a microscopic penis

I mean you may as well try to convince modders to play legitimately.

>>180322080
wow, what a long way to go for such a simple answer

>>180321843
NO!

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>constantly being fucked with by hackers

How am I supposed to play?

>>180323983
ask them for money, now you are playing

>>180316842

yeah, and they stopped supporting transfers at all in March. In my defense though, this was over a year ago.

>>180319979
set it to 576

>>180324052
>yeah, and they stopped supporting transfers at all in March

oh fuck what

thats gay as shit

now all my consolefag friends are doomed to peasantry?

why would they even stop doing that, it encourages people to buy the game a second or third fucking time

>>180324240
R* "fixed" 576 otherwise I would've used that.

>>180324371
im using the 576 and no ones joining my session

>>180322145
>Wiped in a week
why? not fucking again

>>180324253


yeah ikr?

desu I'd drop $60 right now if I could get my xbone character on my new PC.

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>soon

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>>180329004
>Vance

Can the Oppressor's missiles be refilled by entering and exiting the MOC?

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>>180329004
the fuck filter are you using

>>180329187
Looks like trails are on. Only stupid shitheads left that garbage on.

>>180329087
yes, same goes for any other vehicle with limited ammo (barring the special vehicles of course lmao)

marry me unishred

>>180329004
Vercetti shirt when??

>>180328942
oh boy I can't wait for all the pics from seventies fags in their white/pink/light blue suits and their white toreros...

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>>180329678
Personally I can't wait for these.

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>>180328942
>never ever

>>180328942
My only complaint with the Torero is that the side vents aren't that wide or big but instead really slim and narrow

I wonder when they're going to remove the assets for physical money in this game, and make it all just like single player

someone swag me

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Isn't there something that will make trails look better

>>180330993
removing them seems to solve the problem

>>180330694
what the fuck are you saying

>>180331315
can't drop money stacks if the money stacks don't exist in the files anymore

Which weapon off of the DLC wall in GTAO should I buy? t. level 4 who hasn't played since Business update

>>180302535
God, such a twink

>>180332001
Special Carbine

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>>180331062
thanks

>>180331495
that's dumb, of course you can
just use a different prop

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY COOLDOWNS ON FUCKING EVERYTHING IN THIS GODDAMN GAME
I JUST WANT TO SELL FUCKING CARS TO MAKE SOME DECENT MONEY TO BUY THE MEME SUPERS AND CLASSICS AND RIDICULOUSLY OVERPOWERED MILITARIES BUT ROCKSTAR MAKES YOU GO AT A SNAILS PACE BECAUSE UH OH WE CAN'T HAVE GOYS EARNING MONEY TOO FAST

>>180332001
special carbine, marksman, heavy revolver, homing rocket launcher. god bless

seeking hackerbux
will provide brief fleeting companionship

Can I justify carbon fiber on the armored Schafter V12 as "weight reduction"?

>>180333857
sent ;)

>>180333857

Post SC and I'll jump on in a bit

>>180333939
dacious

>>180333895

Nobody believes me but from personal experience carbon parts seem to reduce weight and make cars accelerate faster

well lads, Ardent doesn't go under water.

it'll be a researched mod r-right?

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>>180334441
>implying theres anything to do underwater

>>180334441
they specifically told you in the vehicle description that you would drown if you took to the water
how fucking dumb are you?

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>>180334441
>>180334576
>>180334507
oof

Anyone else want some hackerbux just drop your SC

>>180335430
ard3nt_cant_sw1m

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so I was in a gtag session and it ended up with only me in it

went afk and some russian dude was dropping bags of cash on me

I've never broke 1m and now I have 12m

what do I do with it? I assume it'll just get taken away by rockstar later

>>180335597
oh and apparently I now own every weapon

>>180335597

Maybe, maybe not, someone people only had some of it wiped.

I suggest investing it in X80 bonds

>>180335656
>I've never broke 1m and now I have 12m
>what do I do with it? I assume it'll just get taken away by rockstar later
>oh and apparently I now own every weapon
I also had this happen, kind of weird.

>>180335712
what happens to the bought stuff?

>>180335898

Nothing, they only wipe money you have.

Buy everything you want, any money left over buy a load of X80s and sell them later if you need money

>>180335430
matty.cap.

still on?

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>>180336038
>X80s

I don't know what those are

>Suddenly have full Tear Gas, Molotovs, Grenades, Sticky Bombs, Proximity Mines, and Homing Missles
>Level 5
These will be gone when I log in next, won't they?

>>180336190
Grotti X80, most expensive car, you lose some money from selling it but its better than losing all your money if they wipe you

>>180336190
>being a dipshit

1. Buy and fully mod expensive car (remember the gold paint)

2. Put expensive car in garage(s)

3. Get raw money revoked

4. Sell cars

>>180336190
>weeb is retarded
Why am I not surprised?

So recieving hackerbux is not a bannable offense?

>>180336431
If you don't already own the weapon, yeah.

>>180336190
you could have googled it 5 times in the time it took you to dig up that dumb reaction image

>>180336669

No, they'll wipe your money if you're caught.

I've heard they ban you for publicly begging in game but so far that's just anecdotal.

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>>180302564

>>180337164
Nice Darkman.

>play SP for a little
>Cruising around LS
>See a cat
>Remember there's no animals online
>Turn of PC

maybe some day

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>>180337359
>play MP for a little
>Cruising around LS
>See a cat
>Remember there's no animals online
>Man appears behind me

>>180336960
I'm scared to beg for hackerbux, since I don't want my account to get banned. At the same time, I'm not going to spend $100 to buy Shark Cards. Good to know, I guess.

>>180337767
Just ask here or there's some subreddit people post where people ask for drops.

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>>180337716
>play RL for a little
>Cruising around LA
>See a cat
>Remember there's no animals online
>Hand myself

just bought half track, upgrade to 20mm autocannon y/n?

How do I activate the boost on the oppressor?

>>180334503
why can't I have that polo?

>>180339802
is this the new meme, or is everyone in every lobby this retarded?

>>180314051
you're actually autistic

>>180339802
Keyboard or controller?

>>180313618
Kinda reminds me of the protagonist's girlfriend from Far Cry 3.

>>180339802
H on keyboard
Up arrow on controller

>>180341482
On my controller it's left stick click. On PC.

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>tfw new and poor

>take-two taking control and there's nothing rockstar can do about it
>take-two CEO actually believes rockstar is undermonitizing GTA:O

GTA:Ohttp://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2017/06/01/take-two-ceo-talks-about-rockstar-games-microtransactions-and-more/

don't get mad at rockstar, get mad at the greedy jews who own them. rockstar has always supported modding and community creations, it's those filthy jews who now own them that are ruining the game

>>180342027
if it means servers won't be blowing up constantly, or me getting teleported to the airport it's a worthwhile sacrifice

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>>180342027
>expressing this 3 years after everyone and their brother is swole as a tick in hacker bucks

Oh yes Mr. CEO, please pump more content into the game, we dumb goyim will surely work for it

>>180342674

Only way they could ever prevent that is totally rework the online component, dedicated servers.

You'd only see it in GTAVI

Is there even a way to keep pace in this game if I have no hackerbux and aren't on PC

>>180318916
>"yeah the boys"
you should be purged from the gene pool

>>180343430
work for other players and/or become VIP/CEO and run headhunter/sightseer as often as possible

>>180343430
>>180344898
This. They reduced registering as a securo serve VIP from requiring a balance of a million dollars to I think like only fifty thousand.

Spam VIP work in a buzzard until you can get an office then do CEO import export.

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>>180338303
>pray irl for a little
>cursing around Little Sister
>fuck a cat
>remember there's no antivirus offline
>blow up myself

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>>180302564

>>180341897
Hang in there anon, and don't give in to the hacker bucks. It cheapens the game for everyone involved. Earn your shit like a man. It makes you appreciate it more, and it's more fun.

>>180341897
>tfw hacked 20 billion last night and have nothing to spend it on

I wish this game let us pay people at our leisure. I would be handing out millions just to make poorfags fight for my amusement.

>>180345710

This tbqh, kinda wanna start fresh.

>>180342027
>>take-two taking controller and there's nothingness Rockstar cannot download about-face it
>>take-two CEO actually believed rockstar is undermonitizing GTA:O
>GTA:Ohttp://www.-games-micrograms action's-and-more/
>Don't getting Madeline at Rockstar, getting made at the greedy Jews whole owned then. Rockstar has always supported missing and community's Creation's, it'd those a filthy news whore now own theme that are ruining their games

can you unlock the railgun? just had the humane labs supply mission that felt like it was gonna lead to an unlock but i know how these things go

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I can imagine this question being asked tons of times but how do you even make a cute female on this game?

>>180348529
hannah/claude
large eyes
''seductive'' eyebrows

>>180348514
No, but the explosive sniper makes for an effective substitute.

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>Want to fuck around in single-player
>Lost story-progress again despite doing the entire thing twice

>>180348582
forgot to mention: female likeness

>>180348632
why would they cuck us like this? let us use it only against some cannon fodder NPCs? is it too fun for online?

>get hackerbux
>buy X80
>stickybombs to all sides
>drive at a player, bail, carbomb him
>just buy a new X80

can i paint my nails? sick of feeling like a scrub

>>180349134
Maybe it'll be future dripfeed content since the explodey snipery rifle is 10x better than it so its obviously not a balance thing.

>>180349234
lolno faggot, go live out your dress-up fantasies elsewhere

>>180303657
what did I miss? someone give me a tl:dr preddypleas

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beach bum michael best michael

>>180349607
oh nevermind it's the openIV thing

>>180348737
How do you lose progress?

You know you can save on multiple slots, right?

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>>180349648
>character is called fat
>he's normal weight
>even skinny by American standards

>there's active gunrunners in the session
>have unlocked proximity mines for cars
>find one of their bunkers
>drop proximity mines on the roads all around it
>10 mins later get money for destroying a shipment
feels good man

What were you supposed to do in this online before the CEO stuff was available? It seems like the only decent and fun way to make money. Did you just have to keep replaying heists and missions over and over again?

>>180341897
GTAGivers anon. You either end up getting lots of money meaning you can actually have fun online or you somehow get yourself banned and you can avoid wasting time on this shitty game.
It's literally not worth grinding out cash when you can just take the small ban risk by getting hackerbux.

>>180335597
Dont bank it.

>>180350306
Free roam was a magical place where everyone did the traditional sniper mating dance until a fuckboy in a hydra or laser came and blew everyone up forever

>>180320039
>wake up
>see null STILL using the same boring dark purple with pink pearlescent on every single fucking vehicle
>go to sleep

>>180302535
That nose is right on the edge of being too long.

**ATTENTION /gtag/**
If you get hackerbux dropped on you in game, DO NOT spend it in the same session and DO NOT bank ANY OF IT.
I feel like this should be put in the OP. It seems to be confirmed at this stage that banking money is a transaction that's monitored by Rockstar. Not spending it in the same session is just another extra precaution.

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>>180351015

He looks like the quintessential Greek.

There's no way any rockstar to t3 faggots read this board.

>>180351331
>no notch
Wew if this had a model, guy probably had to turn his head like an owl.

confirmed girl list where?? pay day is coming and i want to buy one a sharkcard

>>180351693
Right here anon whats the sharkcard code

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can i get an invite to the crew? sc is misterbonkers, for PC crew

>>180351693
here it is
OFFICIAL GIRLS OF GTAG:

>>180351856
Blacklisted
We don't allow Ed, Edd n Eddy fans

>>180351856
Invited

>>180333320
>special carbine
>not using the carbine rifle mk2

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Anyone doing drops? My 1 mil is getting lonely

>>180335597
Spend it before R* can take it away, the weapons will disappear when you switch sessions

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>>180351937

>>180352383
we don't allow porky mans either

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>>180337164
>70s
nice

>>180352413
>picatinny rails
those weren't a thing before the early 80's dummy

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>>180352467
it's not like you can take them off

>>180352546
fucking rockstar
making good guns then fucking them up with 1 detail
like that sawed off looks cool as fuck, UNTIL you spot the goofy ass grip hanging down like a dick
or the compact rifle's forced rails

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>>180302564
Included: pig staring.

>>180352756
And there's a guy staring at its tits too

can i get an invite to gtag? nobody wants to help me do Work Dispute

>>180314340
Is that Amy Lee?

>>180353274
You on PC? I may be able to help you in a little while.

>>180353474
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
I CAN'T WAKE UP

>>180353582
all good, someone finally accepted. cheers though

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Let me show you a true fashionista

>>180350306
I used to play contact missions over and over to grind money
I'd do the mission then afk at the end to run the timer up
true suffering

>>180353759
I just threw up in my mouth a little.

>>180307178
What happened here? Is this real? Why was there no security?

Wait so is the Ardent actually out?

>>180353907
>America
>protecting their president

Everyone except the US public wants him dead

>>180353759
This is just a little too epic for my tastes.

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>Livery "research" six times in a row

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Where did all the shitters go? Haven't seen any since the update

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>>180355716
>Three animal print livery researches in a row

>>180356008
Most of them probably left now that the Hydra isn't ezmode kills any more.
Another good chunk likely left because their precious Force/Menyoo got C&D'd.
The rest are just lying in wait and getting accustomed to the new meta. Remember how it took some time for ADAD spam to gain widespread use? The shitters will return, in due time. They'll just be different.

>>180356008
On rooftops with explosive sniper rifles blowing my harmless Swift out of the sky