Touhou general - /2hug/ - #18

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my kind of edition

>>180061965
>Yukkuri edition

You are a blight upon all that is good.

Gonna take it easy this thread.

>>180061965
Notto disu shitto agen

I'm completely new to 2hu, just recently installed PCB and still can't beat the game on easy mode. How long until I git gud?

>>180062656
Play on normal you scrub, and at least a week, maybe even a couple of days if you get at it

>>180062656
Try starting with Ten Desires or Imperishable Night instead. They're a bit easier.

>>180062656
LoLK normal, Pointdevice Mode.
Don't listen to >>180062790,playing easier entries won't help you at all, not to mention that he is completely off, IN and TD are not easier than PCB.

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>>180062875
LoLK is honestly brutal rape for first player, even in Pointdevice mode. They need to get accustomed with the game first, then try the harder one.

>>180062656
Ten Desires is very comfy. Comfy song and stuff. If you have trouble with certain boss, there's a practice select. Remember to use bomb.

>>180063231
LoLK not only isn't the hardest one, but it is actually ideal for new players in PD mode.

>>180062656
The first time you play Touhou, you play it like Space Invaders. You move back and forth frantically. You die a lot.

Then you realize that you can move up and down, too. You complete EASY MODO.

Then you come to understand streaming. If the bullets are aimed at you, you don't move frantically; you move slowly to one side in a very cautious, streamlined manner. You complete NORMAL MODO.

Then one day you realize that you can see the spaces between the bullets instead of the bullets themselves. You feel like Neo as he saw the truth behind the Matrix. You complete HARD MODO.

Finally, you realize that Touhou is not a two-dimensional game; it has a third dimension: time. As your mind thinks in all three dimensions at once, transferring the Z axis of normal experience to a Z axis of time, you finally realize how to be in the right place at the right time to beat the hardest of spell cards. You complete LUNATIC MODO. You have reached Touhou Zen.

>>180063397
You're the only one who think that. Everyone hate Clownpiece because of how difficult she is.

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>>180063459
Slow your roll there, bucko. I suffered deeply because of the fucking Americlown, but I cannot hate her. She's too Best Girl for hatred.

>>180063459
They hate her because they are retards that won't just reset the run to reach her with more bombs.
They think that reseting is a chore, say the game is the hardest and then go practice an easier one, reseting a million times more while not getting as good.
Point stands, if you are going to play a series of games that is known to be hard for most people, then why would you look for the easiest of them? It's fucking retarded.

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>>180063397
No. This is so wrong. PD mode is bad practice for new players. New players need to learn how to manage bombs, how to deathbomb and tactical bomb. A new player on pointdevice will waste all his bombs immediately and then bumrush everything until he accidentally gets through and the mode will reward him for it by having checkpoints along the way.

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>>180063758
Same can be said with every boss. They're harmless if you use bomb. We're talking about which boss is first-time friendly and is relatively easy to beat without hardly using any bomb.

You want to demoralize them by recommending the hardest one first? They're most likely to say "Fuck this game" and give up without ever getting into the franchise. Baka.

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>>180062656
Oh, and make sure to read the "Please git gud!" section in the OP.

>>180064034
That made no sense, when they realize how the bombs work they just start over again and manage their bombs.
>>180064080
Any of the games is going to demoralize them at the start. You are talking this over someone that is complaining about not being able to clear PCB easy.
>They're most likely to say "Fuck this game"
If this is their attitude then they won't get into the franchise anyways, no matter what game.

Also, LoLK is not the hardest game.

>>180064569
Yes, start over again is way less tedious compare the previous games. What if they found a harder boss after they use all of their bomb then? Reset it again?

>any of the games
Touhou is harder than Dark Souls and MonHun combine. He's a first-timer, so it's natural he didn't go far.

>attitude
And for that we must set the difficulty to lunatic. If they say "Fuck this game", then fuck them because they didn't have the commitment to go far.

>LoLK isn't the hardest
One of the harder. Which game is the hardest anyway?

>>180065252
>One of the harder. Which game is the hardest anyway?
LoLK is the hardest Easy I guess, but for normal I would say Both SA and UFO are abode it.
Anyways, he should just play normal PCB is LoLK is too scary, easy modo does no good, and on normal PCB is the easiest entry, going by this logic of starting by the easiest games.
There is always EoSD to learn the basics though.

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>>180064569
If he's going to ragequit and never pick it up again, it doesn't matter which game he got stuck on, right?
We're assuming he won't though.
So, what's the first game he should try that will help him with the other games?
Certainly not a quirky game, because as I said, it's bad practice, it teaches bad habits to new players. This is why you don't start with IN, with it's wonky continue system and shitloads of bombs and lives, this is why you don't even start with PCB, with the cherry bomb abuse.

This is why you start with good old Embodiment of Scarlet Devil. It's bare bones and it has everything except curved lasers for you to dodge. It's great for a new player.

>>180065252
>Which game is the hardest anyway?

Depends on the difficulty setting.

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Stop being dead and post Fairies

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>>180066931
Is this what you want?

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>>180066931
Joel? Have you been downloading fairies again, Joel?

Does power have anything to do with the actual power of your attacks or does just give you a larger area to to shoot shit with, I fee like full power does the same amount of damage is 0 power

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>>180067395
>>180067470
Yes, good, embrace the Fairies within...

>>180067505
Higher power makes you shoot more bullets, but it's up to you to make these bullets hit the enemy.

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>>180067759
All this fairying makes me dizzy.

>>180067759
>>180068130
>Cirno-chan! Ne ne Cirno-chan! Oi Cirno-chan!
I really wish she got more screentime. I really do.

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>>180068240
She just needs more appreciation in general. Screen time, Fanart, all of it.

>>180067759
>>180068130
>>180068378
No name

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Have some fucking Lily White.

>>180068671
I don't want to spoonfeed you. Search it yourself you lazy cunt.

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>>180068889
You can't search for what doesn't exist.
>>180068803
Now this is good taste.

>>180069472
Is this it? The get that sparked it all?

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Do you think the reason why sand is called 'sand' because it's between 'sea' and 'land'?

>>180069578
I don't know. This one is the oldest that I can find.

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>>180069751

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SURPRISE

>>180069937
>not the tits out picture
Dumb karakasaposter.

What's your least favorite gimmick? For me it's the Netherworld thing from Ten Desires, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with it

>>180070174
You mean the ectasy state after you died? Just whittle down the enemy's health during it. I don't hate it.

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>>180069937

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>>180070174

What would have happened if Gensokyo was made in America or Bongistan instead of Japan?

>>180072136
It'd basically be Castlevania then.

>>180072261
But none of the Castlevania games ever took place in America or Britain

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>have a full lifebar by the end of stage 4
>just bomb the shit out of the last two bosses
Somehow, this doesn't feel like a victory at all.

>>180072915
A win's a win. You should take pride in your success, Duracell-san.

Favorite song from the series, go.

>>180073319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjG7vogWRJQ

>>180073319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yejjmssrgjQ

I'm not the biggest Alice fan, but damned if this ever fails to cheer me up.

>>180073319
thats really hard but this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RBJ4NMOBV0

>>180073972
Can't go wrong with a classic.

>>180074510
I also enjoy this one too. there are just so many good ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dJA_YLSPz0

>>180074701
Yup, it's really like choosing between your children. An impossible decision.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO0xo8Go824

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>>180073319
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-F3_Cj-fMWw
There are just too many good ones. ZUN, on the small chance you're reading this, I just want to say I'm grateful for all the songs you've created.

>>180072915
Now 1cc it to unlock the extra stage.

>>180075513
Rip Momiji

>>180075591
That was a 1cc. Unless you mean doing a no miss run for the true ending, which is far beyond my skill level.

>>180075765
I know you can't do it

>>180076064
I know that too.

>>180076118
I heard that Touhou becomes real if you managed to do a no miss run.

>>180075765
>true ending
?

>>180076250
I don't want Touhou to be real.

>>180076291
LoLK gives you a bad ending if you lose a life in Legacy mode.

>>180076352
what really, how gay

>>180076451
It still counts as 1cc, it just isn't the canon outcome. Sort of like beating Eirin in Imperishable Night.

When will ZUN make a sequel to Touhou 9?

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>>180076451
Well, you need to reward someone who spend a lot of efforts striving for something.

>>180077079
First Phantasmagoria game was Touhou 3.
The second one was Touhou 9.
Following that simple pattern, we're looking either at Touhou 15, which already happened, or Touhou 27.

So whenever I try to play PCB, the game is constantly moving pressing the down button, anyone knwo what might be the problem?

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Death.

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>>180077209
Thanks Anon for making my day

>>180077528
Have you never play pokemon on the PC before?

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Come here anon-kun

>>180077817
/ss/?

>>180077817
I don't share beds with anyone over the age of 30

>>180077817
Nope! Not gettin' outta this chair.

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Who is best Extra Stage Boss and why is it Koishi?

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>>180079284
Dude, that's not how you spell Mokou.

>>180079284
I haven't unlock a single fucking extra stage yet

>>180079447
Don't give up, anon. You only need an Easy clear in PCB and IN.

>>180079590
My pride is in the way. It keep telling me to get at least Normal clear or I'm a pussy.

>>180079693
*or else

>>180079693
That's a great attitude. Playing on Easy isn't going to do you much good anyway.

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I did this

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>>180080328
The only thing worse than yurishit is furryshit

>>180080614
There's..no yuri in that though.

>>180080740
Then who put a baby in Sakuya then? Not a man in sight in that picture

>>180080983
I did it. Meiling is going to be next.

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>>180077537
Can anyone other than Reimuposter please fuck off from /2hug/ forever?

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How do you play Touhou game? Do you guys play it mindlessly like riding a bicycle? Or do you focus real hard on your hitbox?

>>180083465
I just try to get multiplier really high without proper knowledge and training.

>>180083596
>multiplier
You mean scores?

>>180083692
Yeah, that multiplier.

>>180083465
Yeah, it's like a bicycle ride. The only thing I have to keep in mind is timing bombs correctly.
Focusing on the hitbox is a major mistake anyways.

>>180083748
I'm sorry

>>180083785
So I just have to play it mindlessly until I mindlessly become very good at it? Guess it gonna take some time for that to happen.

>>180083905
That's just the way I do it. Press buttons, dodge bullets and eventually win.
Wish I could give you better advice.

>>180084129
Thanks for nothing

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How bug is Gensokyo?

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>>180084610
Pretty bug.

>>180084410
You're welcome.

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>>180084610
Wriggle/10

>>180084610
Yes

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So can Wriggle limited to Insects, or can she control any kind of bug?

>>180086909
She can control computer bugs

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>>180086909
Who cares? She's beautiful. Nothing else really matters than that.

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>>180088676
>she

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CHAKE ID EAJI!
IJ MISHTER /2hug/ A MISHTER TWAT CAN CHAKE ID EAJI?

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>>180088676
How superficial. Sure, it's good to appreciate beauty, but do you really think she'd be okay with such crass disregard for the person she is?

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>>180089038
Youkai aren't people.

>>180089162
Says the Youkai Shrine Maiden.

>>180089038
Yes. It's not like Youkai have Human rights.

>>180089792
More rights than Humans do.

After all, Youkai can roam Gensokyo as they please, whilst Humans need to stay holed up in their precious little village if they want to stay safe.

>>180089038
Well, to be fair, ZUN never really give her that much character development. There's not much to talk about her other than waifuposting.

>>180085003
Looks like a really smug bug

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>>180090398
True, but still, only caring about a waifu based on looks isn't really caring at all. You gotta appreciate their actual character, no matter how little there is.

>>180090684
It just a game

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>>180090857
Waifu is Laifu.

>>180089162
Why is her body so scary?

ZUN seems pretty well read, considering we've got names like Medicine Melancholy and other such references floating around. I wonder if he's got a huge collection of books, or if he just looks up a bunch of shit whenever he needs a name like that.

Please keep posting bugs

>>180091041
Boys can't be waifus.

>>180093232
Not with that attitude.

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Can anyone spot a boy in this pic?

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>>180093786
I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at, but I am pretty sure it does not belong on a Blue Board. Or any Board save for /b/.

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>>180093870
>Bug Maid

I had no idea this would arouse me so.

>>180093979
What was it? Any description of sorts?

>>180096967
A blue hair woman give birth to an animal through c-section. I hope /2hug/ got deleted for posting fucking disgusting gore.

>>180097551
>c-section
I'm not a doctor, but most c-sections don't go all the way up to the throat. Looked more like they were trying to put the cat in there.

>>180098002
Why do people draw this kind of shit?

>>180098349
How can you say you love seeing your waifu if you don't also love seeing her insides?

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>>180088965
Chake id eaji?

>>180099175
Insides are meant to be kept inside, no?

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Withered.
Rotten.
Corrupted.

>>180102923
Why show up on Page 10? Makes it seem like you want us to stay alive.

>>180102923
You're an ok guy and I like you.

>>180102923
Just like Junko :^)

I love how people give Junkoposter so much love but neglect Reimuposter completely like he didn't exist

>>180103813
Reimuposter just doesn't have enough presence. There's one guy with an autistic vendetta against him, but outside of that he pretty much doesn't exist. Not that it's a bad thing.

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>>180088965
>>180099197
need more yukkuris

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>>180104213
I'm sorry. I just can't. Everytime I want to find a cute innocent pic of Yukkuri, there's always some pics that so fuck up that it stuck on my mind for a very long time. It's makes me so utterly disgusted. Call me a pussy all you want, but I will never dive into the Yukkuri genre ever again.

I wish there was 2hu for phone

>>180106835
There's an Android section in the shrine.

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>>180106027
this should help

http://yukkuri.shii.org/posts?page=1&tags=family_friendly

>>180106969
Huh, my phone screen us too small for one of the shooters though.

>>180106835
Get a Windows phone :^)

>>180107647
This is ok I guess? I swear to god if I find another fucking gore yukkuri I'll never trust /2hug/ ever again.

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>>180107647
Oh and thanks friend

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>>180102923
NICE BUTT.

Anyone here play FMW?

>>180112476
Only the first one. Played all three routes and it was pretty fun. Definitely one of the better-made fangames out there.

>>180112763
The second and third games have translation patches now. I mean, they are kinda limited because nobody wanted to even try some of the heavier stuff like the chronicles, but they exist.
And a guy on /jp/ has shown screenshots of 4 with injected english text.

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>>180116102

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If someone has to bump the thread everytime it's on page 10, without a single other poster in between, you really know a thread has overstayed its welcome.

>>180118413
Don't post sluts

>>180118413
It's the weekend

I wanaa ___ ____ ___

>>180122147
aaa aaaa aaa

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>>180122147
wan wan wan

>>180126295
Don't do it, Cirno!

>tfw 104°
I wish I lived in Gensokyo so I could build a house near the lake

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>>180133675
Celsius?

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Reminder that Cirno is a nigger fairy.

>>180133996
like 40°

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>>180133996
At that temperature oxygen starts combusting.
Stop trying to blow people up Marisa.

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>>180134303
I want Marisa to blow me

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Quality thread.


Exactly where is the difference to /jp/ ?

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>>180135032
No 3DPD

>>180135032
We use less exclamation points?

>>180135032
Every single post in this thread that isn't a reply would be it's own thread in /jp/

Will ZUN ever fucking update his sprites?

>>180138201
they look fine though?

>>180138668
t. ZUN

>>180104065
Will you quit whiteknighting already? I haven't even said shit for the past 2 threads.
fucking autistic robot fedoras

>>180138836
i wish dude

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Don't

>>180139523
close

>>180139649
your

>>180139780
eyes

>>180139523
I think Reimu has nice eyes.

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>>180140256

>>180116102
Chibi Ran-shama gives me palpitations

>>180140865
I think it'd be pretty intense locking eyes with Reimu. She would act all tough after realizing she has locked eyes with you, then pretend she was distracted or something.

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>>180141517
Staring contest with Reimu

>>180141951
You're getting me all flustered!

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>>180142245

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>>180142291

Are we being raided?
Is this a raid?

maybe?

Aki eda Reimu> FS reimu

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>>180143130

>>180143318
You heard me

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>>180146587
Enjoy your shit taste

>>180146750
>being this delusional

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What does this mean?

>>180152515
You should commit suicide for replacing ZUN's art

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Man /vg/ is fast tonight.
come on /2hug/ let's show them that we're not dead!
12 hours to pack for a possible lifetime in gensokyo. Whatever you own/can buy that can fit into a 5 x 2 feet hole is fair game.
black tewi edition: you get to make one request that affects gensokyo, no catch 22 and no djinn/fae bullshit. Just no killing, torture, making yourself a youkai or radical terraforming.

>>180152780
You realize you sound like a secondary shitter right now, right? You probably play easy modo, too.

>>180153294
Says the faggot replacing ZUN's portraits because he doesn't like them

>>180153294
Hey come on there's no merit in bothering with him.
Try my scenario instead!

>>180153446
Getting triggered by someone modding their games is worse though.

>>180154019
You make me sick

>>180154294
I'm glad

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>>180152943
I want to marry Yuuka and brought her all the flower seeds that ever existed in the world. She will kiss me and protect me from all the bad Youkais in Gensokyo. I will be her husband and she will be my wife.

>>180154418
For making this place shittier? Fuck you.

>>180155108
Which new flower do you think she'll like the most.
She can't have seen many of them, since she's been stuck in one corner of the world for hundreds of years.

>>180155108
She'd carve your ass like a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Complete with Stuffing

I wonder when reimufag's boyfriend will show up

>>180157426
>Cig
>Free Sex
>Alice
No thanks.

>>180157426
I only have sex with married women

>>180157426
Alice really doesn't seem like a smoker.

>>180157891
I expect mages to be users instead.

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>>180158740
Do you think a good mother who wouldn't beat her kids when she's drunk?

>>180159645
*Ibuki would be a good

>>180159645
>>180159724
Worst case scenario she probably would offer them a drink. Other than that I'd say shes basically harmless when drunk.

>>180159827
>harmless
She's an oni that can throw a mountain with her bare hands.

>>180160085
As a mother to her children I mean.

>>180160186
Will her child still be Onis if she were impregnated by a human(me)?

>>180160480
Well Anon, we need to take a look at your and her recessive and dominant genes. We would also need to test to see if you're compatible for breeding in the first place as well. Plus we need to check to see if there will be any possible mutations or negativities due to being a cross breed between man and oni.
Now that that comes to mind I wonder if it would be similar to dogs, hence why we have all these mixes and breeds. Maybe it is possible, maybe it won't be. Once again it all depends on your and her genetics.

Or we just use the basic Eratohok way and just say yes.

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>>180159645
>>180160480
Care to find out?

>>180161020
I'm afraid that her pussy have enough power to crush humans dick

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>>180160790
The only difference between Oni and human is the horn. I'm sure with can breed with Oni. Same goes for the other Touhous.

>>180160790
Is non-black youkai hair colour a dominant breed instead of recessive one?
Is that why we don't see yamato nadeshiko youkais?

>>180160790
Do you think we should get matpat to talk about crossbreeding in touhou?

I bet I can win against Suika in a fist fight

>>180162614
Considering from what we've seen, most of the cast strays far away from darker colors. So it is possible to assume that.
>>180162864
I'd rather not see or hear that meme talk about Touhou.

I suppose we'll start researching this
tomorrow.

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>>180161779

>>180163121
The sun never sets on the internet

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>>180163128
Kek that face Suika makes when she catches her
Also what language are they speaking?

>>180163121
Also eraTohoK is not a valid source.
You might as well be using the sims

>>180163282
Let's go find a real oni then.

>>180163265
The language that fucked soviet russia without outside help.

>>180163327
Suomi?

>>180163316
How about just use dog breeds like you said as a template since they too aren't majorly dark-furred.

>>180163351
aha

>>180163393
Then we'll have to factor in ancestry as well, using dog breeds as a template may not really work that well considering the amounts of breeding and generations.

>>180163498
Do youkais even have ancestral dna?

>>180163760
>ancestral dna mutation

>>180163869
Do you think Youkai are originated from one common ancestor?

>>180163760
There needs to be a way for Youkais to reproduce one way or another considering it is Gensokyo. I'm slightly considering factoring in some of Reimu's Youkai exterminations for that reproduction statement.
Still, we'll never go to Gensokyo so hell if I know. As far as I'm aware we're all going to deep into figuring this out and just waste time and effort.
>>180163934
It is possible due to the chance that some may adapt to different parts of Gensokyo.

>>180163934
That's the thing. I don't.
>>180164006
I'm more interested in how they ended up all looking like lolis.
I think it's for different reasons and their general youkai natire to change themselves, but that pretty much throws out the genetics thing.
I would like to at least have a similar reference model though.
what do we know about inherited non human colours? do they work differently for animals or is it because they all look alike?

>>180164251
Honestly I'm unsure, I haven't really studied biology that much back in the day, or researched ancestry for the most part. Last thing I remember about humans was that we apparently originated from Africa and traveled from there and eventually ended up spreading around the world due to nomads, land moving by themselves and such.

>>180164454
Do you think Youkai is actually our missing link?

>>180164698
Well, all mythology needs to start somewhere. But honesty, I don't know. I haven't looked too much into that department either aside from a bit of Greek and even then I only know of the basic ones like Athena.

>>180164698
I think youkai are a phantom

>>180164928
A phantom...ensemble?

You can impregnate an Oni if you really really believe in yourself, that's basically how Gensokyo works after all

>>180165072
No a phantom of humans

I mean, Half-Youkai like Rinnosuke exist, so it must be possible.

>>180165460
No shit, the problem is we don't know how it works

>>180165871
I would assume it's as simple as two humans.

You're overthinking it. People want to bone and have kids, so they do.

>>180166195
well you're boring

>>180152943
A-anybody?

>>180167651
Sorry we got caught up on breeding oni and man.
Uhh, I'll pack my statue Iguana, a stick, some electronics and books to trade off to Rinnosuke and an extra set of clothing underneath my clothing.

>>180167846
>statue
Get a real live Iguana you pussy.

>>180167846
>statue Iguana
Is that a new type of rock iguana?
Also electronics need electricity so remember to pack a generator.

Does Gensokyo even have electricity?

>>180168883
Is there a lightning touhou?

>>180169281
I can't remember. Does the Scarlet Mansion have bulbs or does it use candles?

>>180169352
Pretty sure it uses candles, if only for the aesthetic.

That said, there IS the Nuclear Fusion Reactor, so It may be possible to have the kappa re-wire your computer to be radiation powered.

>>180169281
Tojiko can shoot Lightning at people, and Raiko can harnes the power of a Raijin too.

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http://en.akinator.com/personnages/

Well played bitch

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I really REALLY want to marry and impregnate Sakuya

ZUN is beautiful

>>180172858
Why would anyone want to marry and impregnate the biggest slut in Gensokyo. Her loose vaginal canal can probably easily accomodate a flaring horse cock by now.

>>180172858
Sakuya is kind of an idiot

>>180173475
Did he stutter? If he said he wants to impregnate Sakuya he's going to do it no matter how much of a baka Sakuya is.

>>180174095
I'm just saying, she'd probably just assume she's getting fat.

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>>180172858
Not if I marry and impregnate her first!

And all I need to do is become one of the SDM's maids

>>180175435
You'd be a butler at best. And not even like Alfred, you'd just be some workslave they keep around for laughs.

>>180175435
I hope you know how to keep it tucked.

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>>180169281
>>180169891
Why does nobody remember her?
>>180172485
At this point akinator is like google, too many people fed him and now he's a colossal library of anybody and everybody.

>>180177470
Disco Fish a cute

>>180176897
Sakuya explicitly does all the maid work in the mansion. She'd probably love having a second maid.

>>180177224
>Implying I don't

>>180177579
Do you REALLY want half of her workload?

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Ruin.

>>180177579
>>180177812
>what is the fairy maid staff

>>180178010
Either expensive decoration or cannon fodder. Fairies are pretty useless.

>>180177812
I'd take all of her workload if it meant she was my wife.
>>180178010
They're fairies. What are they going to do, spend an hour and a half trying to figure out how a tea kettle works?

>>180177898
= v =) <3

>>180178085
>>180178103
Fuck you, I bet you use paper plates.

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How much money would you honestly put inside Reimu's donation box?
10 dollars

>>180178741
A huge load of my white rice_

>>180178989
It would turn yellow if you leave it too long

>>180179187
No, I'd deliver it warm and freshly made.
It's her own fault if they go stale

>>180178741
What does that say on her box?

>>180179549
What is Google Translate?

>>180179582
Nigger I'm using a goddamn kana chart and that still doesn't work, you want to tell me how you google translate a jpeg?

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>>180179725
I'm just kidding. There's a Google Translate app where you just have to take a pic and it will translate it for you. Just try it.

>>180179271
Then don't put it inside the damn donation box. It will become moldy and attracts mouse. Reimu already got Youkai to deal with. Don't increase her workload. Why don't you just send it the proper way?

>>180180498
I am

>>180178741
The hell is she going to do with dollars? Yen or Food or bust.

>>180180902
I doubt Gensokyo even have a proper financial system

>>180181226
I'd assume the humans would at least. And we know that commerce exists for Youkai too, so there has to be SOMETHING.

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>>180181509
I guess you're right. There's a Youkai foodstand in the forest, Aya is running a newspaper company and the rabbits selling medicine. So there must be some sort of financial exchange. Mokou even eat at the Youkai foodstand once in the anime.

So what's the most logical stuff to be used as money in Gensokyo that even Mokou can access to it?

>>180135032
>greentexting without autists throwing a shitfit

>>180182064
Just plain coin. Mokou can do some errands here and there to earn some coin every now and then. It's not like she needs to eat, she may have meals just for pleasure.

>>180182213
>errands
Like starring in Gensokyo porno video?

>>180179725
>>180179923
Any luck?

>>180182125
Who are you quoting?

>>180182484
Iunno, I always had the image of Mokou as some sorta Permavirgin. Not because she wants to remain caste or anything, but because she just doesn't give a shit about ever having sex.

>>180182484
Like chopping some bamboo for a villager or something. Of course there's always the possibility that Keine pays for her meals at the youkai stand, in which case Mokou is taking advantage of poor hardworking Keine.

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>>180182912
I wonder if the Hourai hymen would regenerate after sex. If so then Mokou would be the perfect wife.

>>180183047
Mokou is a girl. She wouldn't do such a barbaric job. I think she took payments from escorting people who got lost in the Bamboo Forest.

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>>180183417
Mokou has to fend for herself with no help because she likes it that way. I am sure she is no stranger to getting lumber, setting camp, making fires, hunting and what-have-you she may do to make her life a bit better. After all being immortal doesn't mean she likes being cold and wet all the time, plus she clearly enjoys eating even if she doesn't need to.

>>180183683
It's established that she prefers to go without food until the hunger pains become unbearable, because she thinks it's more her style to endure it rather than hunt for food. Also that she's a literally lethal chef. The mushrooms she grilled actually killed her, but her immortality brought her back.

Going by that, she probably sucks dick at most manual labor things. Kinda makes sense, considering she WAS a princess

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>>180183683
>camp
I thought she just sleep on the grass or something? Maybe, they never really show where she lives. We only know that she's a resident of the Bamboo forest. Or maybe she lives with the rabbits?

I don't think she would do any physical labor works. Mokou isn't really physically strong. I think she picks up bamboo shoots and give it to Keine to sell in the human village.

Keine school aren't that successful anyway. So she must have a secondary income or something.

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they all sucks dick for money.

According to the wiki, Yuyuko committed a suicide before becoming a ghost.

>>180184930
If that were the case, then that'd mean Reimu gives shitty blowjobs.

I don't want to live in that reality.

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>>180185621
>according to the wiki

The state of 2hug.

>>180185736
>>>/r/eddit

>>180185621
Correct. She did so with and because of her powers.

>>180185995
Why tho? She's basically have the most overpower ability in the game.

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>>180186209
>most overpowered ability.
I beg to differ.

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>>180186926
Remilia exists

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>>180187232
Thankfully, otherwise Flandre would destroy all of Gensokyo!
We don't need any more annoying shrine maidens.

>>180186209
Because she accidentally used it to kill someone and was horrified. Not only could she not live with herself, she couldn't bear the thought of that happening again; Or perhaps her self loathing from that little accident caused another one, where she was the victim?

>>180188246
Where did you know this? From the game?

>>180188246
Well, if you are that powerful, then you might as well play with your food. It's a shame Yuyuko never used her power again after that incident.

>>180189210
Yuyuko's more clever than she lets on, but she's not a damned sociopath.

Also she DID try to use it against mokou upon hearing she was immortal, and it had no affect

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>>180189267
Do you think Yuyuko can kill all the strong Youkai like Yuuka and Yukari if she was serious?

>>180189576
Probably. Yukari would probably just border herself back to life, but I don't think Yuuka could stand a chance.

Insta-Murder is one hell of a power.

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>>180189729
>Insta-Murder
I think Remi fate-manipulation is more bullshit than Yuyuko's power. Seriously, what use are these powers if they just fight using danmaku?

>>180190178
I think the whole point of the Spellcard System is to give the weak a fighting chance against the strong. That way Reimu can't just float out of reality and win everything forever.

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>>180190576
>to give the weak a fighting chance against the strong
I wish the real world was like this. Gensokyo is a really nice place to live if you ignore the Youkai eating human.

>>180191194
Best part is, it was all Reimu's idea. It also pacifies the whole "Youkai prey upon Humans" thing to an extent, though they still need to eat some schmucks from the outside world. Hey, at least the native population is safe, right? (assuming they aren't daft enough to leave the village/turn into Youkai themselves)

>>180191194
>>180191353
Turns out that rules can be enforced really easily when they're enforced by someone who can just turn off fucking reality.

>>180191523
Yup. Even better when there's other ludicrously strong people who like the rules, like Flandre.