Dominik's wrath edition
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Previous: >>180021831
how do I become a useless orbiter like Grant?
>>180042903
this is a Lacoste thread
first for aftercare
why do people like lacoste?
his voice is irritating and he never has anything interesting to say. what's his 'up side'?
>>180043231
t. loda
>>180043231
putting faggots back in their place
>>180043231
he played dota before you kid, thats all that matters
>>180043231
t. buttblasted NAfag
what hero
>>180043410
>>180043353
>>180043346
>>180043316
i'm seriously asking why you like him
his voice is terrible for casting that's the extent of what i think of him, but some people inexplicably like him and i never saw any reason why
>be 1k MMR
>Watch some youtube videos and pro games
>Decide to play to win
>Now 2k MMR
>6 reports in the past 2 weeks when I usually get none
Is this real dota?
Based grant
Grant vs Lacoste who wins?
>helen exposes herself by saying I JUST WANT TO GET TO NIGHT
>women
>competent
How to play bloodcyka?
WE ARE STILL ON THE FIRST DAY
FIRST
DAY
>>180043754
lacoste is a slav
he insta win vs anyone who isnt
Can't believe Charlie got away with "I just wanna see how the vote goes I formal Helen" and got the cop killed lmao
>doesn't claim Cop
WEMEN
why are pieliedie's eyes so beautiful goddamn
>>180043908
She softclaimed it. But she didn't fight very hard at the end.
Greevil's Greed now allows Alchemist to store up to 0/1/2/3 powerup runes and has an active component that triggers every stored rune. Redundant runes are activated instead of being stored.
>>180044209
Hero's still shit.
>>180044286
But this fixes the DESIGN problem, which has to be done before the hero can be made less shit.
>playing Mafia and has done nothing Dota related for ever
>still has "Dota 2" on the now playing option
I hope you guys also report them.
>>180043754
Oh by the way guys, I've started drinking ice water because of yesterday's thread. The cold shock probably isn't good for my teeth but it probably beats the sugar in sodas and carbonation in diet sodas.
I haven't drank coke in a long time (lemonade only now) but I do miss the taste
I can't wait till they lynch Charlie.
>asian guys are the best at mafia
uh dotards?
>>180044613
Pie is the cutest dota
>>180043512
>redditors inquiring about /d2g/s original OurGuy.
man why won't you go back? you're missing on some serious upboats.
>>180044349
But it doesn't.
The "design problem" of Alchemist is that his stats and the rest of his kit are absolutely shit without him having absurds amounts of farm, which is what Greevil's Greed used to fix. The problem is that, as far as its recent iterations go, the skill has no middle ground. It either gives so much gold that the hero becomes impossible to control, or it gives so little gold that the hero becomes irrelevant for the majority of the match.
Icefrog needs to either 1) rework Greed so that it gives enough gold for the hero to get strong items without going overboard or 2) buff other aspects of the hero so that the he isn't so dependant on Greed. Your change adresses none of that.
>>180044209
That's somewhat similar to a bottle, but you don't have to pay for it!
But doesn't that mean...
>>180038791
>>180038875
i played wk andwon, fucked their lina pretty hard
Why they haven't fucking lynched charlie yet is beyond me
>>180044997
>fucked their lina pretty hard
good job anon
>>180045042
Cause Jack is the only one on to him. Everyone else is clueless.
>>180044613
>beer makes you white
hmmmm
Do people actually like Charlie or they just have him around because of his connections with EG?
>>180045042
>>180045138
>>180045042
this, Charlie runs circles around these low IQ whiteboys every time
>>180045126
I'm wondering the same. He's a cunt to others and arrogant as fuck.
>>180045293
but why did you choose to emulate a nigger to say this
>>180045382
that's because you're an assravaged redditor who's favorite player is Dendi
>>180044997
who's that artist?
WHY DID HE NOT CLAIM VIGI?
>>180044972
The real problem with alchemist is that he has more than one gimmick. No hero with more than one gimmick is balanced in dota. Batrider, Doom, and Wisp do a billion fucking things and they have never even approached balance in all of dota history.
There might be a case for burnout in esports. I've been watching Galaxy battle and Summit everyday and I barely paid attention to the series played today.
Might be because NP and DC aren't good teams and VP is just phoning it in and there aren't any good teams at either lan, but hopefully the 10ish days between now and the TI main quals rejuvenates my thirst for pro dota
>>180045293
Everyone cares ways too much about what charlie says
>>180045420
I like Lacoste because I've been shitposting with his face for years now.
qop and boner lord
>>180045617
> im a third world er
> have less than 0.7 % non white population
:D
Is Templar Assassin the cutest heroine?
>>180045815
this is the only legitimate reason to support him on d2g
>>180045617
60% white
>>180045426
Stop projecting
>>180045965
>inb4 bragging about how they lost the space race to russians
>>180045479
Moon Sugar
when will people learn not to fucking reply to lebanon>>180045382
>>180046171
>>180046319
woah don't strain your fat fingers there, might have a stroke amerifriend
>>180046008
ima a fucking neet for the last 2 years
my family spends like 100 bucks on me(fit bro)
and STILL i can be a chad whenever i want cuz girls here are fucking retarded
call me a fucking slav whenever you want and we earn so little money that 25 % tax makes no fucking difference
i even have a car lmoa, also a 3 story house :D
my folks earn less than 1000 euromemes a month
It's like 4am in europe, this is all americans baiting americans
>what happened
ah, the NA master race
>>180046319
what, like the divided states of embarassment?
>>180046539
Don't count on it.
Euros all live off NEET bucks so it doesn't matter much for them
>>180046539
Hmm I really wonder what time it is in Australia right now
>>180046538
So basically you're saying your family is poor as shit? But phew, at least your country is so trashy no non-whites will move there.
>literally pitting a tier 1 team (vp) against a bunch of tier 2 teams
Who the fuck thought this tournament was a good idea holy shit.
I prefer this shitposting to unironic 2k plebs (probably the same ones shitposting) blogging about how they dont need blink on axe
>>180047098
12.30pm. I've been awake since 3am to watch the summit and now I'm gonna watch the bo5 between OD and NB
>>180047382
they sent invites to OG, EG, Liquid etc but they all declined
It would be rude to take it away from VP for that reason
>Anglos
>The "mighty" British "empire"
>being reverse colonised by pakis arabs and pajeets
>The absolute state of degeneracy loving Americucks celebrating turning their boys into girls and gender spectrums and all this nonsense that Hitler was on the money about
>>180047382
The tournament is for the benefit of the organizers. I don't know how much LD makes back from the prizemoney, production costs and having to feed 75 people over a week and cover their travel+boarding though.
reminder that janny is /ourguy/
>>>/qa/1405408
>>180047283
yea
i still have all my shit for free tho
and no one is fucking bomb or shoot me
and i can walk my fucking doggo at 3 am and only retards im gonna find is the same retards that dont give a fuck
shit is wack yo
>b-but muh money
keep it you fuck, i literally dont need it
its like africa but no dirthouses and crime
late night /d2g/ is always so doubleplusuncomfy
good thing I'm going to bed anyway
BOYS QUICK WHAT DO I BUILD ON SVEN TO WIN NOW
>>180047938
this honestly
white third world/eastern europe is the best way to live
>>180048113
treads into mom/echo into sny/halberd into cuirass and daedalus
>>180048113
mask of madness then blink, then sange and yasha and bkb if you are good at farming and having a good game, just bkb if you are behind, then after that it is whatever you please (bloodthorne/daedelus etc.)
what is more important though is your execution and ability to contribute to your team in early engagements while maintaining high farm (as is the general skill that applies to all carry heroes)
>>180047938
Fair enough. If you're happy, that's all that matters.
>used to be rankedfag
>tired of it and stop at 4.7k
>from there only play ability draft and low single drafts for almost two years because dota now is just a shitty meme game
>two months without playing
>now can't even press the button to find a match because I always think "you are going to spend one hour in dota? what a fucking waste of your time"
So this is how it ends, huh?
when does this Galaxy Battles shit start?
>>180048819
~twenty minutes
can I get a (you) when galaxy battles start? i'm watching tired people go very fast
>>180049471
Give me a (you) if you get one.
>>180048483
if you dont care then why are you posting in this thread
so uhm hey d2g
how do i become like you? a dotard
>>180049589
play dota 2
get tired of dota 2
watch esports
shitpost
there u go
>>180049579
Because I like dotards.
https://www.twitch
.tv/moonducktv
Newbee vs. Planet Odd is live
Should be amusing regardless of who wins.
>>180049962
so the winner gets a Direct Invite?
>>180050153
It's possible. Newbee I think is more likely to get an invite with a win.
>>180050153
kinda doubt it because no one gives a fuck about this tournament
newbee are likely to get one regardless I think but winning will make it more probable
when is BASED maga TRUMP going to set up internet rules so peruvians cant ruin my games...
i got put in 1.2k because of them..
>>180048113
Literally anything. That's how broken this hero is.
>>180050153
planet odd would have to shitstomp to get an invite, newbee has been a lot more consistent than them lately
if newbee wins their invite is fairly assured though
>>180050330
here's your (You) and obligatory:
"no you got put in 1.2k cause you're bad"
so who's casting? basskip is the only tolerable commentator at this tournament
>>180050231
There's something special about the phantom pain edits...
>>180050685
mommymilk
>>180050153
I think Newbee gets an invite win or lose based on recent form. Odd probably has a shot if they win if Valve considers the entire year since TI6, which included a good performance at the Boston major and ESL win for them.
>>180051118
oh yeah considering there's no wings anymore either
CHILL NAHAZ
>underlord
>>180051118
Newbee gets an instant invite because of the vast majority of CN teams being absolute ass right now
I also hope they lose with this Underlord pick so people don't know how OP it is with the right draft.
This is a good UL draft. Disruptor SK, ain't no-one leaving the pit and firestorm cage
>>180051289
P A S S I O N
>anne finals
lmafo zyori what are you thinking?
I'll watch this on mute
>>180050962
oh my god you were right, kill me
How come I sometimes see loading screens with a character that isn't in dota? I keep seeing this girl with a big cat who doesn't look like any dota hero.
>>180052041
your dota cartridge is haunted, sorry bro
>>180052041
Nigga we have 3 dota heroes with big cats
Luna with Nova
Mirana with Sagan
And your mom with her giant sloppy pussy
i cant take woman casters seriously
>>180052290
hopefully you can take solace knowing that pretty much everyone agrees with you
>CM running from disraptor with thunder strike on
>"she has a TP!"
And probably don't want to waste it, you dumb whale.
>>180052290
same
>>180052290
especially when they are american/ugly, and have no game knowledge, an annoying voice, and 2k skills
seriously why is she a caster
>>180044397
lemonade is just as bad as coke. it is loaded with sugar, you can add a little bit of lemon juice to water but thats about it.
>t. person who quit soda last week and is now trying intermittent fasting and cutting out unnecessary simple carbs to get healther
post the 8/10 annedroid meemee
>>180052489
>seriously why is she a caster
She have tits and hence reddit fans. That's all you need.
>just realized that since Sheever is in chemo and won't travel to TI we are going to get forced with Anne
alright I'm going to mute this it's actually so bad
basskip is cool but whenever fights are happening it not only sounds awful but 50% of the important stuff going on isn't even commented on
>>180052576
GOD
PLEASE
NO
>>180052217
But the loading screen girl doesn't look like either. She looks like some animu bitch.
reminder that r*ddit is to blame for annedroid
>>180052576
>Soe poached by Blizzard
>Sheever down with cancer
>now we only have Annee
Well it's better than llama I guess...
>>180052709
if annee goes to TI and casts anything other than qualifiers im writing a letter to valve
>>180052791
And LD as well
fuck I don't remember but I'd bet they're responsible for mooncuck too
>>180052290
At least Annee doesn't have a thick Dutch accent that grates on your ears
>>180052495
I drank no frills lemonade. It was I think 28g of sugar to coke's 33g per 250ml but I didn't drink like a whole bottle a day. I also think it's ((lighter)) than coke where it won't erode your intestines like how it removes rusts from coins or dissolves chicken bones.
Still, I was drinking diet sodas to ween myself off it so I'm working on it.
>this one chink playing in windowed mode
>>180052946
yeah biut Sheever just showed up on a panel every once in awhile and just said some akward shit while I left to take a dump. Anne is a "hype" caster and is going to be screeching in the middle of games.
>misery splitpushing top
>when there are 2 people next to him
holy fuck why are americans so bad at everything
>basskip outing how broken pit lord is
STOP IT CAMERON
>>180051676
I hate literally everyone on moonduck except for slacks, I hope they continually get relegated to shit lans like this.
>>180052727
then post a picture of it you dip.
Probably a custom loading screen for the custom game you are playing since dota no longer has loading screens.
>tfw you realize that the game was running in fullscreen window all the time by default
Games always crash like this, but somehow dota 2 doesnt.
>>180052846
I might be the only one who didn't dislike llama's casting. The person outside the booth though is disgusting.
>>180053175
yeah I only realized that like a month ago as well
>>180053175
>Games always crash like this
They always werk on my computer :^)
>>180052906
>>>180044397
didnt moonduck start when zyori wanted to head jew instead of LD? either way its awful, except for slacks (and basskip and jenkins and brax I guess)
but zyori, purge, sunsfan, annie, trentpax, and maut are all just awful. I cant think of anyone on BTS who is that bad.
BTS has the Dota a, b, and c teams, moonduck has the fucking z team.
>>180052576
Sheever has cancer?
>casters just watching the Chinese screen to cast
this LAN is a mess
>>180053456
Literally.
>>180053471
Not that their cast is worse than usual.
>>180052846
"solid 8/10"
>>180052951
28 g is a shit ton of sugar.
>>180053456
boobie cancer
>>180053550
pwned
>>180044397
why can't you start at room temp or slightly chilled water?
or use the toothpaste for sensitive teeth
>>180053456
here's a pic of her post-surgery
WARNING: very graphic
>>180053691
post feet
>>180053416
I don't know it just might be because I don't really care about quality. Don't think anyone in this scene is terrible at what they do but I don't like people who half-ass shit. I don't mind if people are only in it for the money but at the very least I want them to put some effort into it. Like when rtz and Uni left EG for Secret Zyori didn't even know that happened, but other than that he's a good host and has a good voice for commentating and play by play. I don't like day9 only being here to leech off Purge's numbers and a chance to get into dota commentating when he's splitting it with E3/game conference hosting, OW, etc. and Kaci/Machine only showing up to collect their paychecks 2 weeks per year.
Synderen and Draskyl are also moonduck btw, they're good commentators which I really like
>>180053691
extremely epic post, aniki
>>180053748
While we are talking about drinks who here tea?
>not loaded with sugar
>gives you a balanced long term energy to improve your game
>doesn't cause you to crash like coffee or energy drinks
>comes from China so it must make you better at dota
There is really no excuse to drink anything else.
>>180053808
>>180053551
Yeah I know. I didn't eat sweets and I drank maybe 400ml a day but still, I think the sugars that came with food I ate (like the pastes in curries or toppings in pizza, whatever added up)
>>180053635
I felt like room temp water was tasteless and when you drank it with a meal, the food leftover in your mouth seeped into the water making it taste like I was drinking greasy food/liquid mixture. Cold water is nice and doesn't do this for me.
>losing fight
>shrine
>suddenly win fight and get rax
>>180053887
I put milk and sugar in my tea though
>>180053943
IT REALLY COOKS THE BACON
>ubberlord
I chuckled
>>180053769
I hate purge because he is treated like teh smartest person in the dota scene when he is not very smart at all, like he gets dota shit wrong all the time
I hate annie cause her casting sucks
I hate sunsfan zyori and trentpax because they feel the need to talk about politics EVERY cast, and their political statements are late night comedy tier generic "conservashits r stoopid"
and dont even get me started on purge and sunsfan making a video with bernie fucking sanders.
how do you lose to Dragon Knight aka the worst hero in the game?
Well since /d2g/ shits the bed and cries about boys or horses when you post soe or sheever now I guess it has to be the new female star of dota 2
is this LAN rigged to assure Newbee an invite?
>>180054180
SOLID
8
10
>>180054180
why does there have to be a female star of dota 2
>>180054180
That is the biggest female nose I've ever seen
>>180054189
after what happened to TNC in the group stage? absolutely
that said, planet odd are shit
>>180054008
Do you drink real tea or that shitty English stuff that comes in a bag?
>>180054180
8.5/10
>>180054267
what happened I haven't been following Galaxy Battles?
>>180054262
shes at least half yid for sure
>>180054146
I try not to follow people's personal lives outside of the game, it will probably ruin my apathy for them when I watch them work in dota.
I also don't like the politics and real-world event talk inside the game but other than that I like Purge and trentpax. Sunsfan needs to cool it with his stupid voices and memeing though.
>>180054180
the female star of d2g is and always has been hao
>>180054375
Trap Hao was over 3 years ago, let it go.
I'm not a moralfag, but after seeing Misery in the past season kick Moo for Moon, join this weird org who are only in it for exposure and forcing us to say "Planet Odd" like it's a real thing and the "gtfo" bm they gave to TnC yesterday, I really hope they lose and don't get a TI invite (even though I know they won't get it even if they win here).
I want to see the NP/PO/DC/coL/Freedom battle royale in the regional TI quals
>>180054308
pyramid bags
>>180054408
on my deathbed
>>180054523
That can be arranged.
>>180054316
Newbee, VG, and TNC were tied after group stage; they played 3 tiebreakers and decided to have them be time-rated; TNC lost to VG; they determined TNC belonged in lower bracket because they took longer to beat newbee than newbee took to beat vg, placing both chink teams in upper bracket
this didnt stop TNC from making a lower bracket run, mind you, but it was indeed bullshit
is SingSing going to be at TI7?
daily reminder that everyone on exDC is shit except for resolution
>>180054587
>did I just hear you say you want to et paid for the privilege of casting for BTS
>>180053943
Really gets the old noggin joggin, doesn't it?
>>180054624
No.
why are there prostitutes on stage?
>>180054624
Yes
Dota 2
this is the most bizarre tournament ever
>>180054346
the worst part about it was yesterday trent pax was interacting with twitch chat and I asked him to cool it on the political talk and he said something to the effect that he had a moral obligation to take a stand against trump.
dude, you are casting a fucking video game from your mothers basement in canada, no one gives a shit what you think of trump.
>>180054758
fuck
marry
kill
LETS HEAR IT BOYS
>>180054758
middle is the cutest
>>180054698
better question: why are they wearing amerigoy costumes
>>180054790
More bizarre than the tournament that brought out a fucking bear to present the check to Puppey?
>>180054758
literally no tits
>>180054790
They had to rush it because day one Typhoone
>>180054792
fuck slutty pigtails
marry middle
kill left
>>180054758
Eh, they've all had work done and probably get pass around by management at parties on the reg, pass
>>180054875
my nigga
>>180054792
marry left, kill middle, fuck pigtails
>>180054875
this
>>180054889
>tfw you realized the chink gf Black^ had was just someone they hire for all the players in China
at least I feel good knowing she was more hideous than Black^ pre-surgery and her heart will forever be a black empty shell
>>180055148
>Hired GF
>Blood cancer
Black's had a hard life.
how the fuck does anyone learn asian languages? this ad literally sounds like random noises
>>180055148
anon are you okay?
>>180054791
I don't even know why canadians or non-americans care about Trump in the first place but I'm also annoyed by everyone talking about him.
>>180055272
>his mom will never have that house
brax is literally the color commentator from dodgeball right now and I love it.
>>180055148
>not enjoying free pussy because of betoid "romance" fantasy
pathetic
>>180054617
It happened in the qualifiers (SEA) too, timerating was used to break a tie or some shit
Jenkins is cute
Do you think he likes dicks
>Brax is just fucking nodding while Jenkins and Nahaz argue.
>>180055550
he looks like he wants to die, caught between a rock and a hard place
>>180054758
I get why Nahaz stopped getting invited to Valve events now. Guy just talks too much and him+Jenkins have been speaking over each other all event
>>180055757
Wow so EPIC xD
>>180055757
who else of note is in the chat
Ive seen Capitalist, CyborgMatt, RTZ
>>180054758
>>180055953
lmao
misery sk plus going against pure roaming 4 in Earth spirit means its time for moon furion, right?
>>180055946
zai
>>180055757
Thanks for the eceleb update don't forget to renew your sub and buy the tshirt
>>180055823
at least he somewhat knows what hes talking about, jenkins is just spattering nonsense
>>180055823
likewise, I don't really like him but here it's especially bad because he's clashing with jenkins super hard and zyori is doing NOTHING as the host to try and steer the conversations elsewhere
>>180056016
damn im good
>>180056149
peter?
>>180055946
our girl
Sven + qop, calling it now, nb will win
>>180056267
does she still provide services to odd? or is there someone else?
>kpii always looks relaxed as fuck
>sccc always looks incredibly intense and like he's shouting
>>180056248
I wish, Im just some loser who started watching dota last year and still hasnt found a good place to discuss it, this is the best place so far.
>>180056267
>ywn have a stress relieve session with sajedene
WHY
EVEN
LIVE
Underlord is gonna get aghs and give sven 1 billion damage
>>180056267
im gonna need a name here
Is jenkins really 7k?
>>180056595
Mia Li, great performer
>reso razor
>>180056643
7k NA
>>180056660
god bless
>>180056324
Slotherina is their manager.
>>180056880
looks like PPD in girl form
>>180056880
is that ppd's sister?
>>180056910
>>180056925
ppd used to fuck her, what a fucking narcissist
>>180056910
>>180056925
hivemind
>>180054501
W33 storm they lost 4sure
>Annee cast
Newbee加油
Can someone tell me if ODD was called Thunderbirds before?
>>180056880
is this the bitch who was playing mafia on bts stream today? the one who didnt even realize mafia one?
>>180057073
Yes, DC ended their sponsorship and they became Thunderbirds, then these faggots of Planet Odd picked them.
>>180057073
they were
daily reminder maledom is the shittiest fetish
>>180057073
are you always the same person chinkanon?
>>180057165
Wait, you willingly watched them play mafia?
Why?
>>180057263
Yes I am the one and only
If Sven hits a cursed teammate does the cleave apply to his team?
>>180057327
there are a few good mafia players sometimes
i miss the wc3 dark map for dota instead of this bright mess
>>180057437
A lot of passives are hard coded to not affect allies, even under Winter's Curse. I think cleave is one of those.
>>180057495
this is more spectator friendly :^)
>>180057495
I miss a lot of things from wc3
This is a +14 damage steal game 4 sure
>>180057557
It's not about hard coding, it's just how cleave works
the primary target being on the same team doesnt the fact that it hits enemies in an aoe around it
If Odd loses this TNC gets the invite
Losing Epicenter then bombing a final after easier group stages is inexcusable
Screencap this
>>180057858
Odd suck, they will definitely win. Lmao, it's like they refuse to adapt to the new meta, they have a Razor right now building an S&Y instead of a Halberd vs a Sven.
>>180057073
TBirds = independent player based team like Secret
Odd = Org
>>180057858
not worth screencapping
>grand finals
>four days to fix issues
>still laggy as fuck
How does this ball sniffer get away with it?
>>180058128
They've been raging in chat that chink production ignore them
>>180057014
ENDURANCE RUN
>moonduck tv
What does this mean?
I hope everyone from moonduck except brax and basskip burns to death in a car crash
>>180057019
its not a fucking hivemind you idiot, it is his twin sister you fucking mongoloid
I see misery learned from the best
>get tokens
>lose every match I wager in
>run out of tokens
>win every match for the rest of the week
>repeat
>giving attention to this chink tournament with horrible organization and "all other casters were busy/refused so we'll make do" tier of casters
it's honestly better to just go sleep
>w33 networth
has he finally been exposed?
>>180058402
But Puppan lost to TNC this year
https://youtu.be/JJXt7inmdlc
How many chinks does it take to fix lag at a lan?
>Newbee losing
>suddenly ODD pcs malfunctioning
>>180058582
truly tinkers my thinker
>>180058554
-1, fire them until you get a gwai lo to run shit
>wrap myself in a blanket
>grab a cold Busch™
>turn on moonduck
>hear annee's voice
>close tab
i got an extra brood immortal if anyone wants to trade for it
>>180058758
>american "beer"
?
>>180058529
>Lost to a pos 1
>MMR is not ridiculously high when NA and EU are free MMR farms that retards like Pajkatt can go 8.4k
>Last LAN was 5 months ago
>Dropped y their org for fucking Bulba
>>180058873
yeah I'm poor and can't afford decent brew
thanks for the salt in the wound
>>180058554
lol chink on the right is a discount OG.ana
>>180058758
>think about watching some dota
>moonduck tv
>don't
way ahead of you
>>180058758
diversity is our strength goyim
>>180058554
wtf there are people in the crowd?
>>180058953
goyim is the plural you dumb shabbos goy
>w33 in 2017
sad
>>180058996
tactically placed around camera angles
What is Odd's mascot even supposed to be?
>>180059007
i actually know but ill keep using it like that because i think it looks better
>SumaiLDoto: is storm 3-8 yet
>>180059047
now 2016...
thats a wee i can get behind....
>>180059085
vidya numale
>reso popping bkb like they're painkillers
>w33 3bstone charges
>saksa doing literally nothing
And they're probably going to win the NA quals for TI anyway..unless they actually go back to EU
>>180059162
word
>>180059085
Meaningless lolsonerdy shit just like the name. If you saw the people running the org you'd understand
>>180059180
>po beating np
not so quick there sweetie
newbee you already have an invite, you don't need to do this
>>180059180
friendly reminder that NA qualifiers are going to be harder than EU
>>180059180
>PO
>Beating NP
Not so fast faggot
I hate the fuck out of EE but damn w33 is so washed up he's fucking Dendi Tier
>>180059180
>>180059250
They know that Secret Liquid and OG all have invites lined up, so they want to get the 1 EU lan qualifier.
>>180059380
>Secret
not so quick there sweetie x
>30 mins into tthe fucking game
>almost farmed up as am and almost max level
>game not scored
HAHAH VALVE I LOVE YOU VALVE
LOLLL
FUCK THIS SHITTY COMPANY
when will garena re-release dota on NA so i dont have to put up with valve shit
>moonmeander
Another lead dismantled by force staffs. That item is never getting nerfed either because supports can't be op
trying to make fateedroid a thing
if u boys would help that'd be great
>>180059412
THey will win TS, edging out IG as an invite. China will only get NB as an invite this year
Why does Moogy/uu9 use storm hammer to farm on sven while already in mellee range of creeps? Is it even faster? what does it accomplish and when should i do it in my games
>>180059554
no chance of this happening after their meltdowns at the last few important lans
>>180059527
fuck off zyori
anee can't even get heros right
>>180059451
>yfw ranged carries can get their own force staffs as well
>>180059527
We already have 8.5 we don't need another meme
Who do you think will get the 8th invite?
>TNC
2nd at Slavladder
3rd at Galaxy Battles
>NP
2nd at ZOTAC
3rd at Manila
4th at Summit
>Odd
TBD at Galaxy Battles
8th at Epicenter
>bkb runs out
>guess i'll just hang out
>Whoops
>>180059679
>8 invites
only like 5-6 teams deserve a direct invite
>>180059527
>yfw she's getting a TI invite because Sheever is dying
Meritocracy
>>180059554
isn't dac basically one of the majors, though? I believe that counts ig in despite them being terrible
>>180059679
tnc will definitely get an invite (screen capture this post)
np might to make na quals less stacked but they prob won't
po def won't
>Trying to push into aegis sven
Only Secret and VP are actually good out of EU
this lina immortal has pretty particles but goddamn if it doesn't look like warlocks ult
>>180059737
no
dac was right before kiev and vp wasn't even in it
>>180059679
don't forget
>Odd
4/5 members were runner ups at TI6
>all those force staffs on sven
lmao
easy 3-0
>>180058582
>get sponsored by casino
>throw
hmmmmmmmm
>>180059749
>VP
cis
>>180059749
OG is still a team. Maybe they're not as good this patch, but ti will probs not be played on the same patch.
>roflstomped by the weakest race
>the city of europestan
post your face when underlord is winning games
>>180059783
>warlock ult in a 300 unit space
/d2g/ everyone
W33 is trash
>>180059886
based polposter keeping d2g up to quality
>>180059716
OG, EG, Liquid, Newbee, Secret, VP/LGD(if summit finalists) are the 6 I presume?
So is Underlord actually good?
>>180059913
I'm happy but I also don't want him to be nerfed because free mmr
What's singsing's team for TI dotards?
>>180059886
>weakest race has the most ti wins
really boils the noodles
>>180059913
>implying underlord did anything and they didn't get carried by moogy's sven and kaka's es
>>180059949
VP over secret, far better team
Ad Finem got an invite to Kiev despite their only notable or good result being Boston finals
>>180059817
TNC and TBirds/Odd finished last at Kiev
NP didn't make it at all
how to beat newbee
>ban sven and ursa
>moogy can't play anything else so game becomes 4v5
>>180059958
he's broken
*drinks another beer*
well i think that your all idiots
>>180060098
hes good at juggernaut as well, and lifestealer
>>180060098
Moogy has a limited hero pool but its not that bad, he can also play naix jugg and drow, so you need to
>kill the drow strat before it starts
>ban sven and jugg
>counter ursa and SCCC
>>180059958
YES
Just don't be like bulba and only have a CM to combo with him. Be like Faith and combo him with SK/Disruptor.
why does w33 think he's sumail
>>180059354
Depends on whether secret gets invited or not. NA has more solid teams (DC, NP, Odd) but Eu has a great team that basically steals a slot for sure (TS). Interestingly, this is a reverse of the usual we saw in TI5 and 6.
>>180060234
Odd is EU based now famalam
>>180060209
he was in ti finals
>>180060319
gonna need a source on that
>>180060319
DId they confirm what quali they r playing in? I can see pros and cons to both
>>180060209
>>180059942
I don't think it's his fault. Saksa is always with Reso and watching his team die while Misery is always roaming doing weird shit. How do you even win your lane when you're always getting trilaned mid.
Misery/Saksa is probably one of the worst support parings I've seen in pro dota
>>180060379
pretty sure they said they were continuing to be based in NA despite bootcamping in EU
>>180060383
I think its because they fucked up the dynamic. At the roster's inception Saksa was the 4 and misery was the 5
>>180060376
>>180060379
>>180060187
honestly they should just get a draft where w33 plays mid juggernaut. Low skill cap hero for a low skill player.
>>180060590
http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/523801-translation-resolut1on-on-ee-vp-and-more
>— Where is your new bootcamp located? Which region is better: Europe or USA?
— Our last boot camp was in Sweden, but we plan to rent a house in US and stay there. Every region has their pros and cons, of course, but I am more comfortable staying in the US.
>>180060449
They're probably waiting until the invites come out to see which region they want but I see a lot of merit playing in the EU quals. Secret getting the invite means they only need to go up against:
Alliance(NiP), Danish Bears, Elements Pro, Singularity....that's it I think?
>>180060597
Remember when mid jugg bought blink manta diffu and was actually fun to play?
>>180060590
>Planet Numale
>Based on Sweden
Who would have thought of that?
>>180060383
>>180060485
>kicking the best offlane timber in the world
>become a trash team
mama moo LAUGHS@URLYFE
>>180060696
Mouz
>>180060773
cant hear his laughs from the Col team house desu
>>180060696
elements have illidan on their roster, i expect for them to become strong tier 3 or maybe even inch their way into tier 2 territory
He has a shit ton of experience and has stated that he wants to attend another valve event before he retires
>>180060683
Are they fucking retarded?
DC and NP may be easy to GOOD teams but this is Odd we're talking about here
Secret may be the kings of EU but they're on their way to secure the invite so the teams left on EU are fucking Alliance and Mouz
>>180060773
Moon isn't as good as moo but he's not that much of a downgrade. Tbh the real problems this team has is w33 and the supports playing like shit and terrible memedrafts
>>180060937
first of all np is a good team
>>180060891
elements literally lost to sing stack, they're fucking trash
>>180060809
>>180060937
Holy shit the AF boys have a legit chance to get to TI
That's fucking unreal...I think they lucked out that all the top EU teams are so close to each other and share championships between each other
>>180060696
>>180060937
And liquid? Or are they invited or something?
>>180060696
>waiting until the invites come out to see which region they want
you realize once invites are out they have to play the region Valve put them in right?
>>180061059
*grabs the back of your neck*
dont ask stupid questions around here again
*lets go*
>>180061059
Epicenter, SL, probably DH next
toss up between them and Secret, and Secret have a strong case for them if they reach finals at DH
i just hope the greek dogs and pinoy boys get to ti7
Did any team ever refuse a direct invite before?
>>180061059
They have Slavladder and Epicenter mane
It would be retarded if they weren't invited
>>180061008
But moo is so bad
He almost (as if lmao) won ti with a hero pool of 2
>>180061105
Oh shit you're right, totally forgot about the compendium prediction page thing for Kiev
>>180061147
>refusing free money
EE would be the only one retarded enough to do something like that
>>180061147
Secret and EG at TI6 somewhat by changing their roster after the lock period
>>180061293
neither of them would have gotten a direct invite though
>>180061192
Moo was huge in them beating EG
and took over games when they drafted him Timber
wings just realized that faith_bian/shadow were stronger players and just put them against Moo solo while they bullied w33/reso
>>180061327
I agree that his timber was amazing, and he was good on dark seer too but that's it, his other heroes were embarrassing to watch
>>180061043
>Be Chad Finem
>Win 2nd place at Boston and gets the most pussy
>Have no LANs after that
>Mouz picks you up and bomb at Kiev
>Get 4th at Galaxy Battles
>No hope for an invite
>OG, Liquid, and Secret secure their invites
>The only teams lefrmt on EU are Alliance, Danish Bears, Cressendo, and Singstack
>Will probably get an easy spot at TI
HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS?
>>180061430
gotta pay those debts
>>180061430
uhm sorry but this won't happen
af will basically become a one hit wonder
I hope ODD doesnt make it to TI. They look like wounded animals
>let newbee first pick moogy's small hero pool
>Planet Numale
>NB 2-0 PO
3-0 INCOMING LADS
>>180061640
I don't agree with the NS ban but playing vs kaka sk is autolose
>yfw /OurGreeks/ win the dotabowl
>>180061790
meant in reply to this
>>180061430
does PO have the balls to draft big dick huskar?
>>180061640
there's some named Mugi on their team?
>>180061890
yeah fuck off aninigger
>>180061865
HUGE BALLS
>>180061865
They did it
HUSKARBOYS
>>180061865
i dont even like planet numale but I hope they win this now
>picking TB into Huskar
wait, does TB even counter Huskar?
>>180062026
>50 billion high damage illusions hitting huskar
The only problem is that HH is such a good item now
>>180062026
Huskies ugly does % dmg and tb has a garbage health pool.
It's hard to utilize burning spears vs illus
>>180062026
>huskar comes at you with 10hp
>sunset him so he's full hp
>he now does 0 damage
it's pure genius
>>180062026
Terorblade does a million damage and huskar doesn't deal with illusions well
>>180061790
>EU Qualifiers are easy as fuck since the GOOD team and the 2 honeypot winners secure their invite
>Probably will be grouped with SA
/OurChads/ might actually do it
>caca
>>180062026
huskar isn't even a problem, QoP is
>Misery so desperate that he's Huskarr cheesing
Sad
>it's a faith plays cm episode
poor guy
>>180062325
>QoP is
since when
>>180062325
Have you seen how w33s been playing this series?
>>180062358
Faith loves it. He's the original position 6 player.
>>180062364
since 7.06 made laning matter again
>>180062347
>Copies TNC's strat in desperation
lmao
>all these pauses from misery
sccc must be fucking furious
>>180062520
this is the above average looking chink
notice how he is equal to or less than the average looking western man
>>180062593
what like mason? is he average?
>>180062660
mason is above average
>>180062660
Mason can eat like 3 chinks so
3 chinks = 1 Mason
>>180062660
LEGENDARY
>Down 2-0 in bo5 final
>picks huskar-oracle
is this the first time we will see 3-0 in bo5 finals?
Watch as ODD throws one high ground attempt and loses the game
>>180062923
There has to have been a 3-0 finals before
>TB just pounding everyone from highground with dragon lance
can Moon only play NP?
>>180062923
Even fucking NP can deny a 3-0
Odd losing 3-0 denies them the invite
>>180062923
no, how fucking new are you?
>>180062923
i remember the winner dac beating og 3-0
was that newbee or ig?
Happy to see my TB winning some dota
>>180063016
t. NoBrain
>>180062926
yeah, same shit happened last game
>>180063016
Nice to see you back lelouch
>>180063016
TB is literally the only relevant agi illusion hero since he is the only one that actually does damage
I want to kiss Soe
sigh
>>180063195
gay
>>180063195
you want to kiss a boy??? lol?????
>>180063195
p[ost the unshopped version where she's licking the blizzard semen off her lips, her eyes, her everywhere
>>180062971
i dont know
>>180063171
>blinks in, manta, mana voids you
heh..nothing personnel
JUST
WTF WAS THAT BLINK
>Backpack blink
Dotards?
backpack was a mistake
What exploits do you want fixed before TI?
Personally:
-backpack blink
-SF cogs
>>180063413
sf cogs is fine, blink should be like aegis, un backpackable
is anne droid the most salad mouth caster of the female variety
>>180063359
>>180063361
>>180063395
>>180063395
>>180063413
nothin personnel mate
Newbee's trying to give a freebie game, aren't they?
>>180063507
dude, i like kpii but backpack blink is bullshit
>>180063507
TRULY AN AUSSIE SHITPOSTER
>saska farming mid while his team is fighting top
wew boy
annedroid is such a shit caster. calls out moo for whiffing a sprout when he was obviously just using it to give vision. she does this shit all the time.
between the 1 fps stream and annedroid casting grand finals
>>180063539
It's kinda impossible to throw this game,TB can simply 1vs5 them with metamorphosis
>>180063450
delet this
>>180063591
w33 is bad just blame w33
Secret.Reso When?
>>180063597
this tournament has been pretty shit.
Here it is, the throw.
>>180063702
Puppan definitely needs a new carry in the post-TI shuffle
Misery needs to replace W33 and Moon
>>180063597
she does this all the time, then the analyst has to correct her after she stops screaming
GUYS!!
ODD.SingSing!
I didn't even have to stay up that late for the series lmao
>try to HUSKAR some chinks
>gets TBd
reminder kpii and SCCC are /our guys/
>>180063790
ill let you delete your post this one time
Jugg has a Silver Edge before a gem has been bought and there's a Nyx in the game
>>180063790
adelaide?
>w33 just blinks into the enemy team with no buyback
okay
>planet numale
LMAO
>3-0
Is Australian the most powerful race in the world?
No joke. Nature's Prophet and Razor are the worst heroes in the game
>>180063894
>pic related
Who is this semen demon?
Newbee won against Mega Creeps
>>180063894
adelaide
GG GOT MEGA CREE-
What happened to w33?
He used to be the top up and comer and it seems like he's already come and left
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
>annie literally cant shut up
I hope coL surprises everyone
>>180063998
go to sleep!
>>180064009
adderall
>GTFO
Speak to me when you force game 5 against a GOOD team
厉害了我的Newbee
>>180063996
mynot for lewdgf
>>180064036
they're already surprising everyone every time they playwith how fucking bad NA scene is outside EG lmao
>3-0
Nice "secure invite" Planet Numale
>>180063997
>>180064000
TB should of just gotten mega creeps by himself in half the time while the other 4 kill all of planet numale to show NP who is boss
If I was a company watching moonduck cast I would never hire them considering how winy they are and how much they complain
When do the GOOD teams play?
I hope Misery is eating his crow lmao
>implying getting 1st place in meme lans like Summit and Galaxy Battle will secure you an invite
Only 6 teams will get a direct invite -- OG, EG, VP, IG, Liquid and Newbee. Period.
>Nahaz saying Odd would go to the qualifiers
MEN LIE
>>180064186
>implying chinks money laundering tournament want to hire a PROPER or even half decent casting studio
No.
Say my name.
well that was uneventful
hopefully GF for summit tomorrow is better
>planet odd will be playing in EU qualifier
>>180064282
WOMEN LIE
>>180064291
s u c c
>>180064291
kpii
>>180064283
true but if you're moonduck and you want to be relevant you need to remain professional not go running to twitter telling everyone the company that hired you is difficult to work with. LD forged his shekel empire by taking every dirty job he could and keeping his mouth shut.
>>180064291
Jackie Chan
>>180064305
who is basically guaranteed to win the NA qualifiers?
>>180064401
hi Mr Gorman nice to see you sharing your secret to success here
>>180064401
wait a sec, is LD Jewish?
>runners up of previous ti have to try and fight through qualifiers because they did so bad at other tournaments
>previous champions disbanded because of organisation issues and are now awful
C U R S E D
U
R
S
E
D
>>180060683
>>180064282
>>180064305
>Odd still thinks they can beat NA qualifiers
>>180064491
>>180064291
Gamerbee
>>180064524
wait are TI7 invites out
>3-0 vs Newbee
>8th on Epicenter
>Direct Invite
>>180064525
at this point PO look so shit they couldn't even win the SA qualifiers
Can Planet Numale beat NP for the NA qualifier spot?
PLANET NUMALE BTFO TO BIT OF A STRETCH TIER
>SECURED TIER
EG
Liquid
Newbee
>CONSIDERING TIER
TNC
Secret
LGD
VP
>BIT OF A STRETCH TIER
Planet Numale
IG
>NEVER EVER TIER
OG
NP
Navi
>>180064823
How are IG on the level of planet numale? They got top 4 at a major and won DAC
>>180064823
>Never ever tier
>OG
what is this meme?
>>180064850
No LANs at 7.06
They might get the obligatory chink invite
>>180064916Easy (You)s from OG fangays
Planet DOGSHIT more like
Post remember when I kicked you memes
are they winning ti7?
>>180065221
VP can stomp them easily.
>>180065221
Is this team AU or CN?
>>180065221
>GOOD team didn't even battle with them for the past patch
>TNC and EG consistently beating them
No
>>180065221
gaybee?
no
>>180065240
can VP win TI7 though?
>>180065321
That's like saying if they can win on tilting game.
Call me crazy but EG feels like they're going to get at least top3 again this year
>>180065405
if they don't chimp out the only team that could legitimately stop them is liquid or og
>>180065405
With Arteezy and Sh1t and Universe's dogshit performance? Yeah, right. Top 8 at best.
>>180065482
cr1t and zai have been performing very well since svg joined again as coach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd2oT16Wbm8
GOOD team interview.
>>180065568
Gh is /ourguy/
>>180052495
Home made lemonade is not nearly as bad as commercial sodas and other shit
>>180065525
goddamn you made me choke
>>180065482
svg powers them up though
>>180064823
Team LANless is going to get the SEA invite unless Valve decides to have no SEA direct invite and 2 qual slots, same goes for VP and CIS invites/quals
Is it just me or has the quality and skill of pro dota teams gone in the shitter
Eg and og are the only true tier 1teams left, rest are shit stacks that are beyond consistent. Np is a joke, yet they are top 10 in the world, during ti5 or even before such shit teams couldnt even get a invite, but now theres no conpetition
Think about dota now and it back during ti3-ti5, dota as a pro eposrt is shit now, the quality of teams has dropped, and the way shot works makes new blood impossible to compete.
It used to be navi, alliance, lgd, ig, fnatic, a few top tier teams that all played well and had strong players, now its a shit show.
>>180065920
yeah it's just you
eg and og could easily be knocked out by any other prominent team and I say this as a eg fan
NAHAZ PREDICTION
MEN LIE
>>180065920
>OG
lol
>>180065920
>and og are the only true tier 1teams left
lol
>pa, arc and bloodcyka are relaible pub stompers in my bracket
Whats my mmr bracket?
>>180065920
just wait for ti
>>180066027
>>180066117
Hate on og all u want. There the only teams doing anything during honeypots
Stats dont lie
>>180065920
OG are garbage, but that's besides the point
there are plenty of good teams; what you see as the quality of teams dropping is actually the skill gap closing
rando stacks can take games off long-established orgs because players are getting better
>>180066192
yea only to be blown the fuck out once their holograms finally got nerfed into oblivion
they made a good run of it, but they're ultimately just patchbabbys and before long jerax will bail to a better team and then they'll be truly irrelevant
>>180066284
team realize now that Naga and Alch are fucking dogshit all you need to do is deny TB since he is the only relevant illusion carry
Do you think we finally have the first player winning TI for the second time?
>>180066591
yep
>>180066591
didn't he own alliance back in TI3?
Singsing is going to win TI7
>>180067013
Another appearence of team Beaned? Sign me the fuck up
>>180067013
Adelaide?
what and when are the next esports after the summit dotards
>>180066119
ez 3k
>>180065920
>Eg and og are the only true tier 1teams left
OG is LITERALLY back to a noname team again.
They were literally a ONE STRAT team. They are sub-peru level now.
>>180067296
best banner in dota
>>180067408
adelaide
>3 str heroes
>pick ogre
>spam bloodlust
insta win
le dingdingding is just too good
>>180069036
>jungling cores
guessing 3k mmr
>>180068413
OG still gonna get invite because that ILLUSION spam on majors
>>180069165
Notail's default position in a TI is 13-14th place. Order has been restored. Then his backstabbing will begin.
>ebola spirit level 10 talent
>+4 armor
or
>10 int
?
How is one supposed to carry a game in 2k mmr? I go safelane jugg, win my lane by 5 kills, mid SF feeds the TA, TA gets early blink and deso, destroys the whole team, 5 level ahead, gg. WTF?
>>180069512
carry is one of the least impactful positions in this patch.
2 > 3/4 > 1 > 5 if you want to win
Also it doesnt matter if oyu kill the offlaner 5 times if his offlane tower is still standing. That tower is one of the most difficult to take in the whole game because of how easily it can be reinforced. If you can take that tower thats a real won lane.
>watching hots hgc
>looks like the standard dota casting group, like what you would expect for a major, but with no production values
>one of the well dressed normal-looking people starts talking
>actually talking about the meta of the fight and actual mindgames the enemy played with each other beyond "dude x was a bad pick lmao"
How did this casual shit get a competent caster while dota has morons like nahaz and kotlguy?
>>180070306
because its easy to cast tic tac toe. get the same caster to cast Go or 964 Chess and they will look like morons too
>tomorrow is singsing's birthday
dotards?
>>180070570
literally /ourest/ of boys
What's the lewdest Pugna build?
>>180070432
Apparently not because I can't remember a professional dotard caster besides Merlini ever commenting on something as basic as why someone used a spell for zoning.
Maybe it's better with the russian/chinese casters though.
>>180070689
boots, rod of atos, hand of midas can't think of anything else
>>180070656
im going to devour your feet and bite your butt maki!
>>180069239
who is the victim this time?
>>180070816
>implying casters do not say "zoning ult" or "unironic zoning ult" as many times as they can
dad gem
dead thread
>that fucking Secret cast of Envy and taking the piss out of him by mimicking his voice.
Holy shit my love for Secret has gone up huge.
>>180072025
what ? this is a dead thread. you are tlaking to yourself stupid doughturd
redpill me on drow ranger
hate losing to her, is she ok mid?
>>180072305
excuse me?
this thread is dead. please direct all chat about the game to its relegated position. in game chat.
If a game goes late as pos4 BH and I have a lot of extra gold, what should I buy to semi-carry?
>bristle is balanced
>>180072540
>>180072858
CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP DOTA IS A FUCKING DEAD GAME AND THIS FUCKIGNTHREAD IS DEAD NO ONE POSTS HERE ESPORTS IS OVER GET THE FUCK OTU
>TB gets 15 agi and 15 all stats as talents
>Naga gets 20 strength or 15 agi as talents
>PL only gets 8 all stats or 20 str as talents
BUFF PL
what's up non-human gulagians
>>180073476
SHUT THE FPLADJFOUCK UP THREAD IS OVER
>>180072858
>tfw you need 5,5k item just so you can start dealing dmg to him
>>180073607
shut up no one fucking posts here
TI invites today or tomorrow?
>>180073691
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>180072305
Here's THE way of playing drow:
First build power treads and 5 wraith bands.
Go fight enemy heroes and push all T1 towers while you're doing that.
When you inevitably get the gold, upgrade a wraith band into an eaglesong, then upgrade that into an ethereal blade as soon as possible.
Repeat for all 4 remaining wraith bands and then finally also for your boots.
You should have around 400 agility when you're finished. Your Ethereal blade will hit for around 900 damage and using the precision aura will give around 180 FREE damage to all your ranged and siege creeps. Bonus points for partying with a Visage.
This is the ultimate redpill build for Drow
>>180072540
if I take the bonus damage and the crit cooldown I always have got the el clasico 40-50 min battlefury
https://clips dot twitch dot tv/CrowdedIcyFriesPogChamp
HOLY FUCK PUPPEY IS A GOD.
>>180073928
This used to be the Drow build back when the hero was completely broken.
You'd also get dominator (back when it gave lifesteal) to grab roshan with an ice ogre
>>180073673
Make me, little bitch
SHEEVER CONFIRMS SHE WILL BE FINE FOR TI
>>180074885
How about her tits?
>It's Bulldog playing boring Slit with GAMER GRILLS
sigh.
dead game
daed thread
>>180075492
SHUT THE FUCK I DEAD GAME POST NO ONE ELSE
>>180075527dead game
how is ta not op atm
>Play game
>I ooga
>team boogas
is there a worse feeling in dota
>playing dota
>>180075934
She secretly is but don't tell anyone or I lose my source of free MMR.
>get a carry beastmaster that goes treads into battlefury
>literally rips the enemy jugg apart lategame
have i been memed
or is it actually viable
pic related how long do I wait
my first time
>>180072540
Not a fucking battlefury, don't listen to that idiot. Hex is always an amazing choice. You never want to go right click on BH, he is a terrible right clicker. Go utility instead.
>>180076102
5 -10 -1 hour -2 hours -24 hours
>>180076102
5 mins if its first time
Then the rest goes, i think, 10 or 15 minutes, 1h, 2h, 12h, 24h, something among those lines
>>180076171
>bounty is a terrible right clicker
>120 FREE damage
>1 second cooldown crit
neck yourself my man, but before that teleport yourself from 2015 into the CURRENT YEAR
>>180076279
>dies when someone farts in his general direction
>>180076367
that could be said about literally any carry that doesnt have a high str gain you fuck
>>180076385
>feeds tactically
>>180076409
>feeding on bounty
pleb
>>180076081
jugg is a honeypot carry
>>180076445
>sniffs fart
>dies
like poetry
>>180076385
>who is juggernaut
>who is luna
>who is literally any fast farming agi carry with good move speed
YOU ARE STUPID AND BAD AT THE GAME.
>play farming mid
>"report mid no gank"
:^)))))
>>180076786
meme carries who get blown up just like bounty if they focus themhealing ward being a broken fucking skill that needs to be removed doesnt make the main hero not squishy
>>180076786
>juggernaut
FREE BKB?!
someone post the BH vs Jugg webm
>>180076860
don't pick medusa you nigger
>>180076914
but thats naix
>>180077226
but jugg has a FREE BKB that does damage
>>180077072
but i was talking aboutpuck
what the fuck is realm of chaos and how do you play it?
win
>+20
>+23
lose
>-28
>-26
fuck this game
>>180077265
but naix has a LITERALLY FREE bkb / mask of madness
>>180077056
you mean that one there bounty got lucky with bashes and jugg didn't use ulti?
>>180077412
lifestealer is a shit hero that got nerfed into being useless
jugg is a good hero
>>180077448
t. bsj
https://youtu.be/SpLGzuBr4GM
is offlane shaker good for pubs
>>180077425
yea
>>180077496
>1k mmr makes a bet with 3k mmr
this is the guy that played manta radiance octarine lifestealer in a tournament isnt he
>>180077448
naix is trash if you are less than 6k
>>180077639
not saying youre wrong but why
1800 mmr fucking stopped playing this game, it's all about matchmaking, you either get good teammates or bad, get lich mid and shit like this, of course I can't raise mmr, what the fuck am I supposed to do? Is this game just about hoping for a good team or cheese your way trough the trench with TA, SF, SVEN,Bristle, fuck this game i deleted.
>>180077619
ye, he was one of the originators of the radiance naix and then jump in an ancient meme
the main reason people hate him is because he acts so smug while being a fucking retard
>>180077639
naix is pretty trash even if youre 9k desu
>gets outcarried by most agi carries
>dependant on rage, literally useless without it
>still gets kited to oblivion especially with all the new support meme shit items
>>180077754
>he doubled down on a game where he isn't HC
you deserved it
>>180077754
rofl
you are delusional if you get into the game of dota assuming your gonna get competent teammates, lower your fucking expectations.
>>180077754
>how do i win in 1k mmr
have a brain
seriously if you cant get out of 1k by simply being better than everyone else mechanically youre just as bad
and btw, your teammates dont magically become competent at 2k, 3k 4k or even 5k
everyone has to deal with retards, its not an excuse.
>>180077754
also
>ghost scepter instead of force staff vs riki
>building heart in 2017
>>180077754
holy KEK its you again isnt it, the axe from before who said to d2g "axe dont need blink"
post opendota
>>180077754
>crimson instead of abyssal
>ghost instead of ac or shiva
fos
>>180077919
>no lotus orb on axe
>brown boots aghs lich
>2 yasha luna
>dagon bounty
>not selling your wand that late into the game
>not playing the superior chinese siltbreaker
>>180077919
>heart
>bad
its pretty good now honestly
>actually good buildup
>300 gold cheaper
>gives massive fucking regen
>1300 hp aint no joke faggot
>>180077754
your team mates are bad. but you are also bad. you def needed a Force vs ursa, probably a bkb too. You should be calling juggernaut and he should literally die once you have a blade mail.
I'm the axe, its jus time to realise that its all about the team, if you get retards of course you going to lose, I killed people straight til 40mins, luna afk jungled and died on lane to ursa 5 times..... I destroyed safelane 2 tower in 12 minutes...... fuck this game.
Top 3 worst randoms.
Wisp.
Tinker.
WW.
>>180078236
that argument only holds up if youre actually good at the game
but youre fucking dogshit
>>180078236
where u offlane ?
Traxex decided that I wasn't man enough to wear men's clothes. She had bought some lingerie for me to wear. So for her next date I was instructed to wear knickers, bra, stockings and suspender belt. Her lover for that night commented that I looked sweet but my hard cock was a turn off. Traxex's solution for that was a cage. Her reasoning was sound: her boyfriends didn't like seeing my erection and I couldn't get nasty stains on my lingerie if I wore the cage. It also made her happy and if it made her happy I was happy to do it. Her purchases included some sexy dresses too and beautiful high heel shoes. These all went into my closet. Traxex decided that I needed to wear my girly clothes, my cock cage and my collar all the time when I was at home. She wanted it and I was happy to do it for her. The next night there was a message to wear a full face of make up. All I needed was on my dresser in my room. She told me to make it slutty and she gave me instructions. So now I was dressed as a woman, including lingerie; I wore slutty make up; I had my cock in a cage and wore a cuckold collar. Traxex loved it and so did I. We were more like sisters now. She even had me shopping with her for some more feminine things like jewellery. I had my ears pierced twice and my bellybutton pierced too. She told me she was considering getting me a tramp stamp tattoo too but hadn't found the right design for me yet. Not long after this Traxex came home with two men. One was typical of her lovers; tall and muscly but the other was a little effeminate. She said, "Anon, this is Jamie. He's going to fuck me. And that is Brandon. He's going to fuck you."
>>180078324
yes i was offlane I destroyed safelane t1,t2 in 15minutes, got to help mid destroyed mid, then luna kept feeding alone, went to jungle, supports died to riki, no wards, no detection, I 1v2 fights and won yet I lost.
>>180078109
pure hp that does literally nothing on a hero that you dont want to focus anyway
its shit, utility items or even cheesy shit like sb or hex are better
>>180078419
at your mmr you can literally pick a carry hero, go offlane, farm and win the game. ypu could probably have gotten away with an offlane od and just shit on them
>>180078440
>hero that jumps into the middle of shit to soak up damage and force enemies to attack him
>le hp is bad on him, regenning up to full in a few seconds after a fight is also shit xD
t. 2k
>>180078565
lol
im slightly below 5k but i would have carried this game as offlane axe with one hand
you're just a shitter and heart is a bad item, deal with it
>>180078668
>im 5k xd
well post proofs?
and im not even the guy who posted the game you absolute dogshit mongoloid
>>180078565
>axes job is to soak up damage
hello 2k
>>180078778
well calling enemies does damage to you, does it not?
So you guys realise that in comparison Valve's "Treasure II" is a complete fucking failure right?
It's probably gathered 1/3 of what the other releases at the same time made. Yeah you can 100% bet that it's because it's Shit drop rate combined with a $50 pay wall.
I haven't played dota 2 in a month.
>>180043519
>be me
>spam zeus mid
>don't argue if someone else want mid
>just pick riki and gank mid often
>call the others niggers when they fuck up
>currently on a winstreak
>get commends too
i have over 9000 behaviour points too
>>180078056
wtf is this? I want to play mineral master
>>180079323
They need to release a level bundle
>>180079323
last year's immortal 2 gave a boost of about 600k, this year only 400k. We're actually about to fall behind last year's prizepool, looks like the Jews finally shot themselves in the foot
>>180079707
literally the top 1 on the custom game tab right now
>>180078056
>Chinks make GOAT custom game
>Westerns just all complain like babbies that custom game scene is dead
WHITEY BTFO
>>180078056
why are all the quests and shit fucked up
fucking hell
Low Priority is full of subhuman troglodytes.
>>180080340
:thinking:
>Pick ET
>Windlace Spirit level 1
>Built atos
>Win
Explain to me 1 reason you are not claiming your free MMR.
>>180080393
im not gud at micro that stupid spirit
>>180080393
>>180080527
https://youtu.be/9J_zi4CtxD8
>/vg/ chat
>someone asks how to counter necro
>I say the best you can do is pick magic damage dealers and focus him first in veery fight, also stuns are good.
>Some shitter says silences are the ebst vs him
>I try to explain to him that if someone has silences, necro is going to build euls, greaves or both to dispell it, so silences are not really that good vs him.
>he starts typing non stop calling me 2k cause euls is bad on necro, u shuld build dagon and kill people; im gonna screencap this and everyone is going to laugh at you, EULS ON NECRO HAHAHA
>my face when
I'm releasing one more patch before TI qualifiers start, which heroes do you want to see buffed/nerfed?
>>180080283
Because its only half translated and even the translated part is awful.
It adds to the fun though, reminds me of joining random lobbies in wc3 battle net and spending half the game trying to figure out what you are supposed to be doing
>>180080729
Buff PL
>>180080729
>>180080770
the problem with pl is he is either just cancer of the ihghest tier of hes complete shit.
>>180080729
anti mage
>>180080729
Revert spark wraith back to 6.88
>>180080826
He hasn't been cancer in for fucking ever
>>180080729
permanent metamorphosis
>>180081023
Go away lelouch
What a nice house
>>180080998
with hisaghs hes close
>>180081125
but its kinda empty
>>180080998
and that's a good fucking thing
if you aren't newfag you know why
>>180080770
Rework Phantom rush. Add a new active component; Phantom relocate. On an 18 second CD PL can reposition to a selected illusion (not manta, but juxtapose is ok), destroying that illusion.
>>180081534
This.
Just copy some of the Mesmer skills from gw2
>>180081352
But I like playing him. It's not like with all the illusion nerfs he could ever be like he was again.
>>180081582
>tfw i played dedgamewars2 on and off and finally quit forever
>>180081582
>>180081534
You should be able to shatter your illusions, dealing damage and then having some effect.
Maybe not non-stacking damage because Naga already has that
>>180081649
It's a weird ass game that I feel like going back to all the time but then when I boot it up I just don't feel like playing.
It also has literally the worst general that has and probably will ever exist.
>>180044397
DON'T
NEVER COME BACK TO CARBONATED DRINKS
thats a PSA for everyone, all you need to do to not get fat is lay down the carbonated drinks
You can't get obese by just eating a lot, everyone who says that is full of shit (Literally)
>>180081125
>>180081256
Hello ruskie
>>180081534
Or activating it makes all currently present illusions running back to you,, the real one, and disappearing there.
They slow or maybe root enemies they pass through
won 3 last games double downed on 2 of them + 125 mmr
so /d2g/ why aren't you double downing yet?
>>180081859
I am, on your mum
Again I had to carry my team, it is just I was super agressive and killed them many times so my teammates could catch up and we won.... again 1800 mmr and I had to do everything.
>>180081859
>giving valve enough shekels to have 2 double-downs
Good goy
>>180081914
sub 2k
oh wow
>>180081914
alchemist is a free win for the enemy team
>>180081994
When matchmaking finally fair, but my teammates were still bad
>>180081859
>double downed on a game with 450 average MMR difference against us
>got +92 for winning
>>180081959
Its all money I get from bets anyway so its not like I can spend it outside steam, I don't play a lot of other games either so yeah
>>180081961
I just realised it's more important to just be agressive and go kill go kill and stop farming creeps, its more like a team deatmatch than a farming simulator. With Axe I just kept farming for items, fuck that, you have to go in and tear shit apart.
>>180080770
>>180080826
just give him permanent metamorphosis, easy fix
>>180080729
just give me back my skeleton king
that fucking shit voice fat fuck meme man is not funny
How isn't a game of DOTA 2 way more complex than chess
why do the retards valeu chess so much
>>180082403
Are you talking about Slacks or Bulldog?
Why is this game such a hero brawl??? Everything decided at pick when you make the composition for fighting, there is no reason to make strats for farming carries anymore, you just have to kill constantly and hope to win.
>>180082451
slacks
>>180082465
icefraud wants the HOTS audience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOI4YJph3Ec
>>180082465
Because since 7.00 all you have to do is fight, thanks to OSFROG, nice CS:GO game.
>>180082465
Dota 2 is my favorite HERO BRAWLER game.
>>180082465
Puppey was literally talking about how the meta shifted to being more farm oriented I'll take his word over the 2ks of /d2g/ anyway
Why is this little fegit so cute? Look at that smile:) I destroy everyone with him.
>>180082738
>more farm oriented
>farm oriented meta
pick one, it's still brawl.
>>180081859
i do but only when our picks are convincing and enemy picked some shit like PL or Mirana
>>180082914
with that definition this game has always been a brawler
>>180082553
nobody cares
>Synderen's team keeps losing to tier 3 shitters
Just retire and become the godly analyst that you were meant to be.
It's the only way you'll ever go to TI again
>>180082465
healers
healers ruined the game
>>180082465
>tfw no more ricing
feels bad
>>180082465
god forbid anyone but carries to have any fun in this game
>>180081751
what about diet soda?
>>180084574
doesn't change shit, they say that there is "no sugar" in it but while they are right they are just using substitutes that are just as bad
>>180080729
please, he had enough of historments
>>180082198
It depends on what character you are, you have retards at all brackets who will try to rice out a victory vs. a team that horribly outscales yours.
>>180083071
Synd cannot deal with being bad.
If you watch his stream he is full me unga, team bunga mode.
>>180084735
ill put it into action anon, maybe it will make me get better at dota too
I drink cola and pepsi and I'm 6k mmr, I actually feel energies and good when I drink them.
>>180084992
please drink some water man, think of your health
I drink semen and I only watch esports, coincidence?
>>180082198
it is why bristleback is good this patch
he can tank, kill and destroy towers at the same time
just wait until pros discover how good DP is and you will see a Ti7 20min stomp games with pushstrat DP+bristleback and 1~2 healers like dazzle on their back
migrate when ready
>>180085209
migrate when ready
>>180085209
migrate when ready
>>180085209
Does any team have moore retarded fans than Na´vi
>>180068413
TI will not be played on this patch. With the terrible way this game is balanced, all of the garbage heroes become meme overpowered and vice verca. Time to watch Ana pick alch and mash q and manta for 40 minutes and win TI