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Mission wise there were two paths to the Belsarius campaign in Last Roman, right?

And one was better than the other?

Remind me which one that was please

>>179998294
>creating the OP too early
Lizardmemes should be gassed

Self-rolling to see what I'll be playing in five minutes
0-2 Shogun2
3-5 Attila
6-8 Warhammer
9 spankbang

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History and fantasy living in harmony united against the Chinese menace.

>>179998469
it now is allowing me ,,, odd, didn't change anythng and its same save file

>>179998642
Sigmar willed it
Prrrraise SHIGMAR

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>HElf trailer is posted
>Its a 3 minute chase scene between a phoenix and a DElf black dragon

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Das alotta wars

>>179998625
I'm into this

China is a perverted mix of history that we cannot allow

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How can Orcs even compete?

Every AI faction with legendary lords should be able to confederate others desu

>>179998892
>perverted mix of history
and fantasy

>>179998860
I see that Argywlon post to the south. Have the trees begun their expansion?

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I thought I was gonna die but I'm actually managed to fend off that grobi scum.

I just got incredibly lucky, for some reason, AI just loves to keep Skarsnik behind his army, so I managed to pick him off with my Knights hidden in the forest. Otherwise, I'll just lose pathetically.

Also, that level 1 Light wizard started a fight with 100 hp and managed to stay up the whole battle just spamming his bolt magic. I thought that fucked was going to die to miscast.

Shame about Stirlands Revenge, they just got picked off by flanking gobbos while other 2 free companies managed to kite 2 goblin squads the whole battle.

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>>179998625
The chinese menace must be removed from the thread.

>>179999062
can't wait for 3rd Warhammer trailer

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>>179999062
I need to go back and screen cap more of these.

Is there a cracked version of TW:WH, that i can download?

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"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Drak Plagrich The Wise?
I thought not. It’s not a story the Empire would tell you. It’s a Sylvanian legend. Drak Plagrich was a Necromancer lord of Schwartzhafen, so powerful and so wise he could use the lore of vampires to influence the winds of magic to create life… He had such a knowledge of the teachings of Nehek, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing Schwartzhafen to the Von Carsteins, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught the true Von Carstein everything he knew, then a power to rival Nagash killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could kill them, raise them, but not himself."

>>179999259
To what end?
That's like bullying children, there is no skill or fun or whatever in it

We know for a fact the history games that are in the works are most definitely not M3 or Empire 2
With the "sci-fi" part I'm starting to suspect his poster is a jokester and you are taking irony for sincerity

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Yeah vanilla traits need to be redone

>>179999505
Man, you're reading too much into it.

I just find it really funny.

>>179999643

Isn't that a trait you get for not engaging in melee? I keep getting it for Orion in autoresolve which makes sense but how does Franz get it?

>>179998702
I'm hoping for campaign footage by next thursday. (less then 7 days from now)

>>179999643
See what happens when you try to appease the Sigmar worshipers. Praise Ulric not Sigmar okay.

cucks

>>179999735
Really?
Franz was chraging into all the rear lines that battle
>diplomacy screen opens
>Franz:Be at peace that is all I want
>Tabalancd ends NAP

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>>179999202
It's gonna be biblical.

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Wish me luck anons

>>180000170
People always find something to complain about. If it was historical it wouldn't be the right period/location. Yet, no other game series is able to do what total war does.

>>180000170
I was always really surprised how people took to CoD moving away from the "real world", like Total War, it wasn't exactly realistic before hand.

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But Mannfred said he was weak and surpassed..?

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>>180000170

>>180000704
>unless there is some new historical game announcement right around the corner

How can people live in this weird limbo where they are dedicated enough to type up long posts on the steam forum but not dedicated enough to go read literally any of the "things CA is working on" blogs released in like a year

>>180000462
Agreed, its just a bunch of butthurt autists complaining about it not being their pet period in history. If the new historical title isn't the era they want, they'll get mad about that too.

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>>180000170
Fucking Warhammer and it's DLC. We never had any of that before.

>>180000704
>muh history abloobloo
this sustains me

>>180000895
Let's not be fucking retarded here, Attila was MUCH better with DLC than Warhammer

No units for base factions you get locked out of if you don't buy the DLC, no dumb mini campaigns that suck ass to bloat up the price of race packs

It's still kikery but I far prefer this model of getting kiked to the Warhammer one

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>>180000895
>All the Atilla DLC combined actually costs more than the Warhammer DLC (until the new race pack comes out)

>>180000170

these kids weren't around for Empire or shogun were they?

those started the DLC trains we know in total war.

>>180001098
Atilla is really unpopular tho, which is a shame. I doubt people even know that it got DLCs.

Rome II rep was really ROUGH on it.

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>Nagash still not announced

>>180000895
Warhammer is sneakier and more Jewish though

Letting the AI recruit regiments of renown when you can't and playing as vanilla Empire to have all the other Empire factions recruit Free Company and Flagellants all day long
Mini campaigns not being their own thing but being a something you are forced to buy if you want to play as all the factions in the base game

>>180001229
The DLC for atilla isn't really that spectacular, people like AoC somewhat and the empires of sand factions are good, but the others are pretty forgettable.

>>180001240

Why would we want someone so weak?

>>180001059
I never bought Attila because R2 kind of soured me on Total War for a long time so I can't speak to the quality of it's DLC. But other than the shitty Chaos Warriors and kinda shifty shit of packing in the mini campaign with the race packs the DLC has been perfectly content regards to value for money for me.
My point regardless was not towards quality of DLC but quantity. There's been a lot of pretense from the whiny children section that this DLC model is new and entirely contained to Warhammer which is a load of bollocks and everyone knows it.

>>180000197
>that balance of power
wat

>>180000197
>No lord

You're probably fucked mate.

>>180001359
Good thing you can just buy what you want to play and ignore the rest without there being any difference whatsoever then

I sure as shit wouldn't have bought Grim&Grave if they didn't lock me out of units for the base factions the game came with nice move to have the AI of the same race recruit them too to really rub BUY THIS NOW GOY under my nose

>>180001347
Regiments of renown are my only real gripe with how things have been implemented.
I dont expect CA to bring older things up to date with newer releases but I dont expect them to make things worse with those new releases.
RoR just make campaign a bit cheaper to play as, too easy to recruit, makes the units less special.

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I know they're modded maps but why the fuck can my gunsmen not shoot people, they can see them just fine but no lets charge into the scrum at the bottom of the hill

>>180001709
That's what you get for modding aka pirating ;)

>>180001709
Kind of answered your own question there lad.

>>180001772
yeah but my free miltia and crossbowmen can fire just fine in that EXACT same position

Ideas for rogue armies in TWWH2?

>Knightly crusade:
>Bretonnian Lord leading mix of Bretonnian and Empire knights, Foot squires and greatswords

>Holy crusade
>Arch Lector leading flagellants and battle pilgrims

>Rabble Rouser
>Empire Lord leading Bretonnian peasants+Free Company Militia.

>Treasure Hunters
>Dwarfs and empire mix.

>>180001440
I assume it's SFO, where the balance uncertainty is high to make you think.

>>180001893

anyone here expecting CA to say fuck it and allow any kind of rogue army?

like fucking bretonnian grail knights + greenskins + terrorgheists?

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WRE anon here - Britain is in trouble

In the north the celts are shitting things up and I would be able to handle it if it weren't for the Jewts in the south who sent a full stack to Camulodunum, and unlike the Saxons actually disembarked before attacking. They didn't take the city, but they sacked it and the province is about to rebel. Reinforcements are being sent from belgium but who knows how long it is going to take to secure Britain. In Dalmatia Stillicho has caught what seems to be the Visigoth's last army and plans on destroying them, ending another threat to the empire

>>180001434
Beastmeme DLC got a proper shitting on at release but for me it's the best of the lot. The mini campaign is rather comfy but that's only because you get to play as the funnest faction in the game.
King and the Warlord is best bang for buck I'd say. And they've added a fair amount of Free content. I really wonder how initial steam reviews will go for the new release.
Probably get shat on if their release is buggy in the slightest. it will be. but it'll be patched within hours.

>>180001997
I expect them to implement some kind of Rogue Army generator tables, so it should be easy enough to make Totally Random Rogue Armies

>>180002090
>I really wonder how initial steam reviews will go for the new release.
It'll be exactly the same as the first game
Muh DLC
Muh sequel a year after the first game

>>180002079
forgot to mention that I re-took segontium from the british rebels, but the city is likely to fall to the ebdanians again since I had to relocate the legion to deal with the jutes

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Why does a general fleeing crush morale like killing a general does

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>>180001893
An army of Orcs, Chaos Warriors, and undead
Lead by a Vampire

>>180001059
idk. I know people who got angry at attila for having so much faction DLC.
I remember a friend didn't want to play a co-op campaign with me after he learned that all the good positions for us where DLC.

>>180002079
How go things in Africa Anon? Seen any Huns yet?

>>180002174
>Muh sequel a year after the first game
Well CA kind of brought that on themselves by calling it 2 and charging 60 shekels for it
But it's more than a year though, isn't it? The initial trailer was less than a year after release but the game is coming out a couple months after

>>180002090
>Beastmeme DLC got a proper shitting on at release but for me it's the best of the lot
Minotaurs alone are worth the full asking price. The faction needs fleshing out, but what it does as is can be nothing but tops.

>I really wonder how initial steam reviews will go for the new release.
I foresee lots of crying from people who for some reason still bought it then proceeded to cry.

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>>180002103

>so it should be easy enough to make Totally Random Rogue Armies

oh yes I need this.

>>180002220
>General goes out fighting like a true hero
>The men rally around his display of courage and strength

>General runs away like the bitchmade fag he is
>The men say fuck it I'm not fighting for that poofter

>>180002220
Agree, it should to even more damage desu

Seeing your leader die a glorious death in battle is less depressing than seeing him running away like a bitch

>>180002317
>But it's more than a year though, isn't it?
16 months
Napoleon was 11 months after Empire, Atilla was 17 months after Rome 2

>>180002220
How are you supposed to fight and die for glorious leader when he runs away like a frightened woman.

>>180002220
*not crush

>>180002643
>>180002527
typo, a fleeing general doesn't crush morale, it just gives the normal 'army routing' thing

>>180002643
>>180002536
>>180002527

>>180002651

kek

>>180002767
By sigmar, NO!

>>180001240
WHat's wrong with Honey Mustard?

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>>180002651
>>180002763
>>180002767

>>180002220

Generals have a plan to get into battle in the first place

They make camps around strategic positions and choose their battles and possible outcomes

They also have a war they have to win

If they get killed in battle or they flee in despair then something has gone horribly wrong

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hopefully I can win this on time alone

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>>180002079
The Empire can't afford to have rogue stacks of Gothic Warband running around inside its borders

>>180002317
>How go things in Africa Anon?
So far so good, the African tribes haven't declared war (yet) and Honorious' army should be enough to deal with any rebellions that might occur

>Seen any Huns yet
Don't joke about that anon

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Or the game could just give me an autowin the second I postt that
Honestly CA should make hills official so they can code for hill climbing as that was some BS right there

>>180003256
Recruiting barbarian units already I see

why do people say atilla is bad for 50 shades of barbar when Medieveal 2 had less variety
>>180003329
>implying the roman army hadn't been mainly german for a century now and the actual germans used mainly roman equipment

Post your worst TW cheesings

>mongols outside antioch
>5 full stacks
>seige city
>have trebuchets/ram only one arm
>45 minute time limit
>send general out of front gate
>mongols stop moving ram and trebucheting, and rush to open gate
>get shot by arrows, i run back inside
>they slowly walk back to ram/artillery getting shot in back by cannon towers
>repeat until army is destroyed and wait out the rest

Still ashamed of what I did since i didnt just do it once but with the entire horde until my reinforcements arrived

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>>180000704
>when historyfags are so buttblasted they reply to their own thread cause no one else will

>>180003329
I'm not going to pass up long(er) range skirmishers and ap inf early game since you don't get those options w/ the basic barracks as the WRE

>>180003456
>t. Edward Gibbon

>>180003482
>Single general getting ambushed in S2
>Ride around the map as they have no cavalry and win due to the timer running out

>>180003482
I used deployable shields in Shogun 2 as bottlenecks against AI. I think Archer ashigaru were able to put them? I'll basically create a small corridor of death and put my Yari ashigaru in spear formation while my archers were killing poor sobs.

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RETRIBUTION
>>180003630
But I didn;t say it was Christinaity's fault that Rome fell

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>>180003256
It seems my decision to occupy Uburzis and settle the vandals there instead of just razing it is working out nicely - I have good relations with them, and their armies are in their new province instead of wandering around my empire

>>180003482
>Sicilians and Venetians (idk it was a while ago) on a crusade to retake rome from my invading scottish army
>yeah shit got weird
>anyway, they highly outnumber me
>use their artillery to punch a hole in the walls
>set up 3 lines of pikeman in front of it (can't remember what the unit was called, but it was the type that could only move slowly)
>archers on the wall on both sides of the breach
>they actually send in their whole army straight at the pikemen right after the walls fall
>they bend the 3 lines that are in a = shape into a U shape
>but eventually, their losses pile up and they run
>only 9/75 of the first line of pikemen survive

There is no way that would work against an even halfway competent human but fuck it I'm still proud.

>>180003482
>Shogun 2, it's offensive siege battle time
>move my archers around the castle until they shoot the enemy without getting shot at themselves
>win battle by having my archers kill all the enemies
>every single siege battle

Sieges were so terrible in that game

I swear if the next historical installment is med 3 I'm dropping a grand on a new PC on the spot

>>180003938
we already know it's not

fuck off newfag

>>180003957

screw you pal I don't hang out here 24/7

>>180004053
fuck off then

>>180004080

"no"

>>180001347
Nah that's dumb Anon, the best part about Warhammer DLC is that you still experience it even if you don't buy it.

I've owned the game since release and only own King & the Warlord, each DLC has still given me way more content thought because you interact with all the new shit on the campaign.

>>180002220
It does once they flee off the map, they get the same morale penalty.

>>180004223
>Nah that's dumb Anon, the best part about Warhammer DLC is that you still experience it even if you don't buy it.
That's just a fucking stupid thing to say, dumb enough to call you a shill

In Attila they patch in the whole faction DLC, if you don't play as them the experience is 100% the same
You recruit all the units available to every faction you own

In Warhammer they patch in units you, playing as the same faction, can't use, so that you see the AI recruiting nice units and go buy the DLC
That's kikery.

>>180004223
>the best part about Warhammer DLC is that you still experience it even if you don't buy it.

Gee I sure love getting RoR shoved down my throat by the AI dwarf factions who spam them in almost every army they create even though I don't own the King and the Warlord

>Poorfags crying about DLC
Didn't this get old after the first month?

>>180004223
It's more for most people the fact that the AI will RoR spam so you get things like endless Dawi stacks filled with purple units. Personally I don't mind so much because the AI is still pretty dumb in the end but it can get tedious at times.

>>180004557
I think the RoR spam would be way more tolerable with better scaling. You shouldn't be getting tier 5 units or whatever at level 10.

>>180004730
>>180004754
THANKS BASED CA FOR PATCHING IN DLC UNITS FOR THE AI TO PLAY WITH SO THAT WHEN I PLAY AS THE SAME RACE AS THEM I AM CONSTANTLY FACED WITH UNITS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO RECRUIT BECAUSE I DIDN'T BUY SOME LOW QUALITY DLC THAT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF COMPANY SIZED GAMESTOP EMPLOYEE THAT SEGA GAVE A VERY STRICT QUOTA FOR AMOUNT OF BULLSHIT YOU NEED TO SELL EACH MONTH

I SURE LOVE GRIM AND THE GRAVE I DEFINITELY BOUGHT THIS FOR BALD MUSTACHE LEGENDARY LORD I NEVER PLAYED AS

I wish they'd fire the AI guys and get some different talent on the team
the AI has been literally on the same level since medieval 2 and is showing no signs of improving

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>TOTAL.WAR.WARHAMMER-STEAMPUNKS

>>180004662
NO EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FREE BECAUSE I AM AN ENTITLED MILLENNIAL

>>180005076
you are kidding yourself

it's definitely not good but there is a big difference between the M2 AI attacking your city by standing in front of it and not moving and today's Total War AI using multiple river crossings to fuck you in the ass

>>180005086

IT FUCKING
BEGIIIIIINSSSS

>>180005086
>memepunk
I'd rather off myself

Why would anyone play as the blue slavs? Their leader is bald and their faction trait is very bad

>>180004557
>>180004730
>>180005007
I think they should have the required level bumped up a bit and have the AI be limited to two or three per army, so at least they're spread out across stacks.

>>180005359
Honestly I played as them because I'm blue dabedi dabedei

>>180005404
If they'd just have the requirement be the Lord's level instead of any Lord in your faction it'd go a long way towards stopping the spam. You'd still the get LL respawning and recruiting them, but you wouldn't see them the very turn after defeating them in some no-name bum's stack.

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>>180003791
The british legion manages to catch the invading jutes with their pants down outside of camulodunum - their is a rebellion in the province but the reinforcements from Belgica should be able to handle it. The Huns have shown up in Pannonia, and seem to be chasing after the ostrogoths, who are still embarked on the danube with their thumbs up their asses. Both Mauretania and Tripolitania as well as the northern british province are about to rebel

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Jovi Helborg thinks himself a clever man having set up an ambush for Khazrak and his herd, He'll avenge Carroburgs razing and be praised as the one who finally put an end to the the terror the beasts have wrought upon the Reikwald.
But he's underestimated the one-eye, why would a Beastherd run an ordered march down a human road?

>>180005720
pay the Huns all your money right now or declare war

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>>180005878
Foolish beasts. See how the tables have turned! Who is the ambusher now?

>>180005884
>commit fiscal suicide or commit literal suicide

no

>>180006189
that's life

I hear there's a way to play chaos without DLC, spoonfeed me

>>180006276
Just pirate the game with dlc then lad

>>180006276
You travel back in time and buy the game a few days after release

>>180006276
Try the rollchart method.

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>>180005878
Khazrak spots the weakness of the Carroburg line on his right flank. No proper fighting force at all, Man-filth with cowardly man-weapons.
In hopes of drawing in and engaging the beastmen upon his own position,Helborg has committed all of his ranged and mounted troops to the opposite side of the valley but the poor concealment of those troops has allowed Khazraks forces to sniff them out.
Immediately all of khazraks forces charge up the slope, Centigors quickly catch up to the free company militia and begin to cut them down.

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>>180006189


sounds like marriage

>>180005878
>jovi helborg

I WANTED (waaanteeeed) TO AMBUSH ONE EYE

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(((Burghers)))

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thought on lizardmeme stat? the health are absurdly high

>wood elves camp 5 stacks on their capital

Why is this allowed? How the fuck am I supposed to take that?

>>180007126
what are lightning strike battles you fucking IDIOT

>>180006276
If, when rolling for a campaign, you happen to roll Chaos (no rerolls allowed!), you can tweet a screencap of your post and roll chart at @totalwar and they will gift the Chaos Warriors DLC to you

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>>180006789
Having advanced up the hill Khazrak leaves a group of his mightiest Gors to slow the advance of the man-filth from the other side. This allows him the time he needs to reposition his force and let's his raiders whittle away at some of them.
Knowing the importance of their task, the Gors only retreat once they've bought khazrak enough time.

>>180007198
>tfw I've never used or even put points into lightning strike before

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Why is Mannlet such a dweeb?

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>>180007020
you do know that balancing is the last thing they do to the game right? Its worthless to speculate outside general ideas like BvL and AP damage.

I mean for the Beastmen reveal this was a gorebull, look at that weapon damage

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>>180007295
And now the not-beastmen have come to punish you for it.

>>180007020
I think their health has to be that high since CA tied the rampage/berserk mechanics to the unit health. They might also be priced at a higher level, making it harder to bring lots of them in order to try and balance them out

>>180007126
Its either that or they send 5 stacks to claim your capital for the Thousand Tree Reich

>>180007321
>you now remember how the mp meta literally revolved around double potion gorebulls after the beastmen release/devolve patch

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>Hoeth would think this unwise

>>180007406
Well, fuck it, I'll just send my 6 real beastmen stacks + brayherds at them. I outnumber them so they should drop first.

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Archer heavy Welf armies are a tonne of fun... until you run out of ammo and still have a reinforcing army to deal with

denuvo is kill haha lmao

I feel sorry for pirates when they realize they wasted 30gb for a boring ass game.

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>>180007230
After having sent the majority of the ranged forces running with their (non existant) tails tucked between their legs Khazrak moves beyond a clearing and into another patch of woods.
Eager to avenge their kin some greatswords and spearmen charge into the beasts, trusting that with the aid of their brothers just beyond the hill they will be able to vanquish the foul things and avenge the deaths they have wrought.

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>>180007669
>He doesn't bring 4000 ungors to soak for the rest of the herd every battle

>>180007867

Nice textures total idiots

Straight from 2004

>>180007793
i love warhammer setting, i doubt i will found boring m8

>>180006995


I wonder where these (((burghers))) come from, it wouldn't be Marienburg perchance?

>>180007946
Not him but so do I and I didn't play more than 40 hours

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>>180007939
steam screenshots turn out bad but in game looks good, dunno why

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>dinosaurs are history
>warhammer 2 has dinosaurs
Warhammer 2 is the next history game lads.

>>180001059
>No units for base factions you get locked out of if you don't buy the DLC
that was in other total war games tho
sengoku jidai pack for shogun 2 and fucking every dlc pack for empire

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what button do i press to turn off the UI again

>>180008359
K

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>>180007863
General Helborg himself charges a band of ungors as a show of bravery to his men, they'll surely be inspired by this Sigmar-like display of heroism to overcome the beasts in quick fashion.
But his troops aren't inspired. The majority of the nearby greatswords and spearmen are dead. The bulk of his men aren't anywhere near the fighting, they've been chasing ungor raiders in the wrong direction for the last half hour.
And it's not just ungors Helborg has to escape from now..

>>180008203
But did dinosaurs ride dinosaurs which shoot lasers?

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>when a perfectly balanced tier 3 army thinks it matches your 19 chariots

>>180006546
>just get the bitcoin miner version

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>>180008353
If you follow the reply chain someone used Attila specifically as an example so that's why I referred to it.

Rome 2 had their Women from Mars unit pack too and Napoopan has heroes of the war or whatever that was called
It's sad we had to go back to that, but at least in those cases you could buy just the units and no tacked on bald magician you don't want to play as

>>180008502
yes

>>180008686
>Surtha Ek memes
>Surtha Ek cereal adverts
>Surtha Ek frogs

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>>180008686

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>>180005720
Even though we killed of the Jute invaders, the Picts sent their embarked army down from the north to capture the undefended Camulodunum, which meant that the Legio Britannica had to go re-capture the town. The Ebdanians have captured segontium, but don't have the army to defend it, and the reinforcements from Belgica should be able to re-claim the city soon

Note that Sextus Perennis really, really hates barbarians

Honorious is chasing down a rebelion in Tripolitania, and the Suebians are moving into spain - I've had to break off the army that was shadowing them to deal with an imminent rebellion in spain, but I still have to wait a few turns before I can declare war on them w/o getting trustworthiness penalties anyways.

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>>180008482
Realizing his folly Helborg begins to flee but the minotaurs charge and cut through their own to claim the head (but more importantly the horse) of the Carroburg General.
He doesn't make it 10 meters before the minotaurs are upon him, he's gored out of his saddle and flung to the ground. Gasping for air and bleeding to death he can only watch and choke as his prized mare is set upon the beasts and ravaged. His life lasts longer than his horses but not by much.

>>179998294
>dorito pope did the mazdaman skill video.
nice

>>180007863
Those fricking poison dogs. hate em!!

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>>180009152
>Sextus Perennis
>SEXTUS PENIS

Spain is worth a lot of money you should protect that

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Goblin Dabbing

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>Game includes all DLC unlocked:

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>>180009156
After tearing out the heart of his enemy's fighting force, Khazrak ensures that the majority of the manfilth is hunted down raped, slaughtered and eaten. The herd celebrates and feasts well that night. Khazrak is one step closer to getting the revenge that he burns for.

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>>180009882
nice story, i enjoyed it.

>>180008502

do we really have any way to know that? No

so they might have

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>>180009882
Fin.
This has been a poo poo pee pee production™

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>mfw all recycled assets

>>180010113
8/10 dungheaps.

Has anyone here used CREAM API?

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>>180010102
wow

Looks like your DLC machine has been cracked, how do you feel knowing you've wasted over a hundred shekels on a game that JUST GOT CRACKED

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>>180010102
Does that make TWW:2 Historical?

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anyone else get it where after turn 35 just everyone warrs them and there's no peace even if you offer 6k gold ?

>>180010008
>>180010328
Thanks brehs. I'll do another if the wheels on this campaign don't fall off.
I lost my centigors with this battle and the alliance I made with the jagged horn tribe had drawn me into a war with the goblins...just the turn before the jagged horn retards got themselves wiped out. Sitting in hidden encampment for long periods of time feels cheap so I always try to be on the move but that isn't conducive to not getting wiped out.

>>180010907
Stop looking weak. The AI responds to weakness.

>>180010824
why do you fucking retards reply to posts when you haven't read the reply chain

>>180010824

it makes it pre-historical

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>>179998294
so after nigageddon at e3. did they add any niggers to TW?

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G O B L I N S

>>180011443
Whats niggageddon?

>>180011701
all the games at e3 had a nappy haired nigger female in them for some reason

>>180011701

there were black people in games. SJWs have won, its over. the white race is going down in a liberal media genocide.

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>>180011701

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>>180011840
>3 black females out of several dozen games
Quick hide the pornmags!

>>180011840
I don't get why certain muppets get all uppity about that. The whole "everybody has exactly the same black afro'd woman in their game" was the most hilarious fashion faux pas. Someone really should have coordinated.

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>>180009152
Shit has hit the fan in Africa, with the Moops and the Garamantians both declaring war - the Moops tried to send an army into Spain, but the garrison at hispalis was able to testudo it out. There is also an embarked nomad army that is sailing for magna graecia, so Stillicho is moving down there asap

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>>180012065
>>180011701
>>180012102
>>180011443
>>180011856
>SJWs have won, its over. the white race is going down in a liberal media genocide.

you are unironically correct. it was bad enough for nintendo to make a statement about it

>Reggie on politics in video games: "Making political statements are for other people to do. We want people to smile and have fun when they play our games."

>feeding this retard

>>180012167
Having a black woman is a political statement?

>>180012102

Because liberals have an obsession with appearing progressive and because some blacks and some liberals complain that women are expeted to not have an afro in the workplace there is this push to make natural hair acceptable everywhere, that's why you see:

1. A black female
2.Natural hair (afro)

tldr virtue signaling made so many protagonists look the same

>>180012167
We want people to smile and have fun when they play our games
I'll have fun when they stop shitting out bad gimmicky bullshit.

>>180012319
in these cases yes. are you autistic? not being able to understand and pick up on the subtly of human interaction is a singe of autism

see >>180012340

its literally liberal bullshit

>>180012319
A whole lot of games had the same looking black girl in all their games acting the exact same

Call of Duty WWII lets you play as a nazi nigress

>>180012319

anything but a white man is a political statement

>>180012340
>tldr virtue signaling made so many protagonists look the same
Yes and it was funny. It made the obvious pandering look silly. People should laugh at it, not decry the death of existence because of it.

I for one am glad Total China won't have any niggers in it

>>180011075
Why are you so angry?

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>>180012167

Come on guys, this has nothing to do with Total War.

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>>180011443

yes my friend, Pygmies are confirmed for game 2

>>180012807
He doesn't look very happy there.

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Can you guess who he's talking to?

>>180012719
>I for one am glad Total China won't have any niggers in it
>implying

>>180012907
No

>>180012719
We, at Creative Assembly, have decided that, in order to make our future Total War: Asian Dynasties, more friendly towards the afroamerican population, 10% of the models will be of dark skin, while 50% of them will be female

Also, the choice will be given to the player, to choose wether to play with a Male, Female, or Trans character, in order to further promote our game within underrepresented groups

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Fuck Elves. What a cancerous faction to fight against.

>>180012907
Why are wood elves stats so high? Taking Athel Loren so hard

>>180013054

Garamantians in Attila are already black for no reason at all

>>180012907
>Hulking
Well it's certainly not Manlet

>>180012907

Wood Elves

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Well done Heinreich Kemmler, you sent your skeletons in first and then just left the graveguard in the forest. How easy would it be to code new AI for new maps

>>180012907
Yes

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>anytime I play elves like elves the other player just gets frustrated and leaves

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Karak Ziflin got itself into hot water with Parravon and Talabecland. I joined in too, so three armies together against Karak Ziflin's Blackstone Post garrison and stationed army. Was a hell of a mess of a battle, but luckily they took all the losses while I won the battle via capture points. Here you see the AI's Siege Tower problem -- they always array them out, which means less Siege Towers Per Arrow Tower (STpAT) which means higher tower losses - which is also probably why they insist on building so many, otherwise they'd never get anything to the walls.

>>180013268
One gets forgetful with old age.

>>180013058
>fighting welfs
>no melee cav

You are literally asking for it with an army comp like that

>>180011840
>all the games at e3 had a nappy haired nigger female
>all
you mean all the nintendo games? or just games in general?

if i don't finish a FOTS Legendary republic run by the year 1870. can I still claim victory if I complete all objectives later on.

>>180012907
Durthu

What's this famous mod for TWW that removes fog and makes the game not look like shit?

>>180013437
What did you do, aneth rema + focus fire his pegasi when they chased after your iggles?

>>180001240
he still had limits

>>180013564
>makes the game not look like shit?
Ah, yes, the "play Attila" mod

>>180012709
>>180012340
show me this cause I havn't seen it. I remember the wolfenstein thing though

>>180013492
I know, I have just been forced into that fight. It's pretty much early game stack that been on the crusade so I never been able to recruit knights and shit.

Fuck, I've lost Outriders that been here from the beginning. I forgot that Wild Riders are sanic levels fast.

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>>180013471
Ya don't say

>>180012616
examples? cause I can't remember them.

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>>180013438
Rest in Piece, fare horse.

>>180013828
The new Wolfenstein and the new Beyond Good & Evil come to mind right away, I'd have to put effort into it to remember everything else

>>180013828
Games with a sassy black woman with an afro in it that were shown during the press conferences (off the top of my head)

>Wolfenstein
>Way Out
>Far Cry 5
>Beyond Good and Evil

>>180013778
It'll all be fine when he finds Krell you'll see. The whole necromancer and his wight thing is just a cover, Krell actually takes care of the doddering old fart. He's a good lad like that.

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Ugh. I hate playing barbars.

>>180013828
>>180013681
im sure you can find the collage on v or pol in a few seconds. i didnt save it

it was maybe 6 games with literally the exact same nigger female copy and pasted into each game

>>180013673

But Attila and Rome 2 are ugly as hell?

>>180013930
>>180013961
The original Beyond Good & Evil had a black protagonist, the fact they've dicked about forever with a sequel then produce this unholy abomination is what's actually fucking offensive about it.

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Haha, fuck you, this is my forest now!

Leaving wood shits for last was a good call. Large amount of herds from confederating, large amount of favour from razing the entire world, not much upkeep due to high level lords and endgame horde buildings. It also made the 6k raiding income achievement easy (just had to get rid of the brayherds, cause they eat into raiding income something fierce - with 3 brayherds raiding the same area as 3 of my stacks I was bringing a massive 0 favour from raiding).

>>180013994
roll for Aksum, I just finished my Avar campaign

>>180014117
>The original Beyond Good & Evil had a black protagonist
dude what

>>180013162

Only their generals for some reason. The units aren't black

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>>180014117
>the original Beyond Good & Evil had a black protagonist

???????????????????????????????

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>>180014117

>The original Beyond Good & Evil had a black protagonist

>>180014176
Wood Elves ripped me a fresh bumhole when I tried giving them the horns in my Beastmen campaign. Any "Pro Tips" to rooting them?

>>180014117
are you colorblind?

>>180013994
FUCKSAKE

>>180014204
Never actually played as Lombards

Here I come Horse Hewers

>>180014294
>>180014329
Less dark than I remember but hardly the epitome of whiteness. To the people whining about it ambiguously brown is still black. pls no bully

>>180014381
One-eyed. Does that count?

>>180014294
>>180014329
She's black...ish.

>>180014563
>One-eyed
Get out Khazrak, no Beastmen allowed here!

>>180013994
Roll for best rome

>>180014552
>Lombards
Langobards
I should go to bed

>>180014563
did losing an eye make you retarded by any chance

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Can we repeat last turns shennanigans?

>>180013961
I haven't seen any of the other trailers, but Wolfenstein is set in 1961 or something so there has to be a sassy afro lady in there to honor the time period.

>>180014668
Well poo on you.

>>180014717
Ostrogoths confirmed for best romans

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>>180013920
All armies were fully replenished before going in. Of note was a Damsel taking a siege tower for herself, parking it on a wall, and getting chopped to ribbons by Longbeards.

>>180014563

>ambiguously brown is still black

"no"

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>armies attacking from sea get their cavalry on land immediately

Bullshit. Syracuse is sacked by horsefuckers in the south, and Savaria is sacked by horsefuckers in the north. Legio Hispania is on its way to the Moop's only town to capture it for rome, and Honorius is faced with the task of defending Tripolitania from the Garamantians. Stillicho is on his way to sicily to try and deal with the horsefuckers there but they will probably attack and sack the town again before he can get there

>>180014552
>Horse Hewers

Honestly useless imo - a light inf unit that has a bonus vs cav in attila is just asking to get rekd by impact damage. The clubs/berserkers are the real jewels of the Langobard roster

>>180014870
Ravenna is the TRUE capital of Rome

>>180014967
>A FUCKING SWAMP

>>180014962
>To the people whining about it
But I'm done talking about this now for it is not Total War.

>>180014967
How about yes

>>180014329
>straight black hair
>yellow skin
>flat face and nose
>prominent cheekbones
>named "Jade"

sounds black to me

>>180012882
That's because it's bullshit PR talk he has to drone out on behalf of his overlords.

Everything a company puts out is a politcal statement on some point, whether you intend it to be or not.

>>180014967
Come on now, we all know deep down that the TRUE Rome is actually Moscow

>>180013961
>>180013930
>>180014028
>A whole lot of games had the same looking black girl in all their games acting the exact same
>4-6 is a whole lot
oh. okay.

> Wolfenstein
I actually thought it was pretty funny desu. but idk. i've been told I have shit tastes for not liking Attila.

still though even if I thought it was a goof majority of games I would have to agree with this anon >>180012709. seems like something to laugh at then to get worried about.

>>180015173
Well, her alias was "Shauni" in the resistance.

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No this timne they sent in the whole kit and kaboodle

>>180013625
nah, saved that for his ground cav.

He tried to use pegasi to catch glade riders and they got murdered in melee by Hawk riders + the glade lord along with fire from way watchers.

They melted instantly cos they were attacked in the flank and and then once his ground cav got rooted he just quit.

>>180014962
Quadroon?

>>180015329
wait I just remembered didn't this start because for people saying the protagonists where black? how many of those games with black afro women in them had here as the protagonist?

>>180015397
>FlufflySpaceRaptor
>anime profile picture

You should kill yourself.

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>SJW shitposting
this is rare for /twg/

>>180015879
thought it was just generic political shit-posting

>>180003482
>M2
>AI sieges my castle, don't have enough strength to sally out
>reinforcements on the way
>sally out
>don't do anything until the timer runs out
>it's a sally so the AI doesn't do anything waiting for my epic counterattack that will never come
>battle ends in a draw
>I keep the castle and the siege turn counter magically doesn't go down
>do it every turn until my army arrives

wait they replaced the white characters with black people?
Also where they all the protagonists?

>>180008081
Go in your steam options and set then to uncompressed

>>180016185
No sweety a nigger protagonist isn't good for business, we merely plop up our sassy nigger afro woman as cardboard cutout side character because we are SO progressive

>>180015863
>is now playing
Someone's ironic name and who doesn't add good people fromold server games

>>180014375
Well, by the time I got to them the entire world was in ruins. I had around 200k favour banked and 6 stacks, each with a brayherd following it. Wood elves also had 6 stacks, but most of them were not full. Four were stationed at King's Glade, one at Vaul's anvil and one at Crag Halls of Findol. Three of my stacks entered from the vaults and started raiding just at the border. The other three entered from Parravon and did the same. I ordered the northern brayherds to attack the Oak of Ages and the southern brayherds to attack Crag Halls, so they'd fuck off and stop stealing my raiding income. As soon as the brayherds attacked (razed the towns), however, all the wood elf stacks started chasing them. All of my brayherds were eliminated but they did some serious damage to wood elf stacks. Also, since their stacks were no longer camping towns I was able to raze King's Glade and Waterfall Palace as the brayherds were chased around the forest. This left the elves with just Vaul's Anvil. They did not manage to regroup there in time before I razed it, and for some reason, sometimes when you raze all settlements of a faction they stop doing anything. With their stacks separated and not moving I could just pick them off one by one.

>>180003482

>Medieval 2
>big bloody battle, at the end only have a handful of cav left
>enemy has a single infantry unit left
>cant attack it, would lose
>run around in circles until timer runs out

>>180016185

Can't we just drop this?

>>180016439
ALL GENERALS MUST BECOME /gsg/

>>180016354
>good people

>FlufflySpaceRaptor
>anime image
>"good people"
no

suicide yourself

>>180015329
4-6 is a lot considering how little they show at E3 nowadays.

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>>180016648
Son, I will beat you like this happy man beats his wife.

>>180016309
neat

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Would help if crossbows actually held the line

>>180016776
didn't they show around 40 to 50 games at e3? (not counting PC)

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Does the Langobard trait of +10 morale against other religions also applies if you're catholic fighting against orthodox or vice-versa?

>>180017470
their is neither catholic nor orthodox christianity in attila friendo

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>>180014965
jfc I hate celts. My cav deserve to be dismounted after this battle

>give them charge order against very light celtic berserker marauders
>they get stuck on a cart and don't get their charge off
>almost get completely slaughtered

all of those cav kills are on troops that had routed

>>180017470
yes

>>180017018
how many fucking bon jovis are there in this game

They cracked Warhammer
Go pirate if you havent bought it historycucks

>>180018272
>They cracked Warhammer
kek

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Praise Ulric, not Valaya.

>>180018272

Historycuck here

I wouldn't pirate it even if you paid me I already bough it it's boring

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>>180017576
horsefuckers go home

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>>180017536
Latin and Greek Christianity
Same thing different names

>>180017576
Thanks, I'll probably do a Langobard campaign after my Suebi campaign and convert to Manichaeism or some other dank religion

>>180018272
How many times have they "Cracked" shithammer only to turn out it was a bunch of viruses?

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SNEAKY ELVES

>>180018595
I too am a history cuck

Payed $12 for Warhammer and didn't play past 50 hours
But I might get the Beastman DLC and try to see if that's any fun at some point

>>180018639
What kind of reinforcements did you have?
Those horses didn't do so hot

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>>179998625
this

>>180015283
>implying it's not Ankara

>>180018272
Recently I noticed that I tend to quickly abandon games I didn't pay for. I wasn't like that in the past. I guess disposable income changed me.

Why is /gsg/ so utterly shit? I love grand strategy but that general is so full of inane shitposting it's not even funny.

>>180019606
Never been there, give me the quick run down.

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On tonight's episode of Everybody Hates Ziflin

>>180019730
Everyone seems to be completely autistic about what you can and cannot do in-game. No "blobbing", no playing as Germany or South Africa, no nothing. At the end of the day the general just devolves into the same "lmao white people" meme spouting.

>>180019606
I'd say it's nuclear mix of politics and history in play. After dropping from political discussions, I noticed that my enjoyment of life increased tenfold.

>>180019606
I have always assumed /twg/ mostly stayed decent with some rough spots because we get games on a regular basis, content in between to keep conversations going beyond the same stale shit and a reasonable flow of information about future stuff so we don't end up masturbating in our own shit for five years waiting for a new game. But all of that should also apply to /gsg/ to a point. So basically, I got nothing.

>>180019993
the anti Germany blob man is literally just one angry third worlder that keeps spamming his images though

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wh-what do

>>180019730
>grobgermaniums lad
>wehrboos
>frickin' paracucks stealing muh shekels
>lol genocide
>WAGGLIN MUH WILLY
>white people chins

>>180020182
Give 'em a gud krumpin'!

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>tfw barbars try to skirmish me

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>>180020182
Stab 'im before he stabs you.

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Spring 498, 13 turns in and I have held on to the territories so far, and actually managed to expand in mauretania. The Iazgyes were soundly defeated at Rhegium, which means that Stillicho can continue south and reinforce the Emperor in Africa. I finally managed to remove the Irish cunts up north, and the Suebi are 1 turn away from me being able to declare war on them w/o diplo penalties. The huns are partying in Pannonia, but don't seem to want war yet. My income is down to around 3k/turn, but there are some merc onagers that I could knock out of my armies to help w/ that. I still haven't been able to focus on infrastructure too much with all the barbars shitting about my borders, but idk how long it will take before I can get in a good enough economic situation to do so.

Going to end it here for now, will be back later

>>180018865
>Those horses didn't do so hot

That army was damaged from a previous battle (>>180014965)

>the scene only cared to crack Total War: Warhammmer after more than a year since the release

I don't know whether I should be sad or glad about this.