/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

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xth for acrobatic 18 wheelers

I fucking hate auto correct

>>179981497
me two

How do we fix GTAG?

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Bunkers are dangerous

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>hackers forcing you to respawn over and over during a race because they can't handle losing

So about that OpenIV thing being shut down, does that mean RP servers are no longer a thing?

Are twitch gta RP streams finally fucking dead?

>>179981607

>>179981607
>hackers aimbotting and caging you because they cant handle losing a 1v1 sniper fight

l m a o ing @ his life

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Guys,
PCSS
Or far-more-stable 100+fps?


On the one hand, would be able to drive faster better. On the other hand, pretty fucking shadows.

>>179981607

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>>179981432
I want to join pc_GTAG crew. My SC acc is EKONYAN

>>179981432
Console cucks ruin SP GTA and help feed gay shekel gta online THANK YOU

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requestin re-entry into the pc GTAG crew
SC is Baelothe

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Force menu shutdown, KEK

>>179981970
Only if you answer this question correctly, is the Kuruma an Evo or WRX?

>>179982428
>W-were totally sorry
Someone got their butthole stretchered by some lawyers

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>>179982440
Lancer Evo

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Requesting admittance into /gtag/
Social club name: Dewstream

>>179982440
WRX

>>179982440

C.) All of the above
>>179982702
>>179982992

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Remember to have fun with the oppressor before it gets nerfed to ground level

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>>179983104
>Remember to have fun with the kuruma before it gets nerfed to ground level
>Remember to have fun with the hydra before it gets nerfed to ground level
>Remember to have fun with the ruiner before it gets nerfed to ground level

>>179983104
wish i was that bike seat

>>179981432
I wish to join pc_GTAG
SC: GilgameshAuo

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>>179983104

>>179982440
IF you casnnot tell which one is the wrx sti,which one is 2015 evo,which one is the skyline etc THEN IT DOES NOT MATTER CLEARLY YOU DO NOT KNOW SHIT ABOUT CARS MAKING IT IRRELEVANT

>>179983104
they only nerfed the rocket voltic so they could cram it into shitty races.

this will never be nerfed, maybe rocket capacity, but that's it

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>role playing as drunken Russian soldiers that flew in to america doing missions in stupid ways.

>>179983619
>being this much of a loser

>>179983619
cyкa блять вы чё лoхы блять пидopы ёптa нaхyй чё дeлaeшь блять cтoй блять

Am I retarded? How do I pick this shit up?
I walk all over it and nothing happens.

>>179983863
>being an actual russian

kek how is being the enemy of the world you ebul russian

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>>179983865
I apparently am if I cannot even attach the screenshot

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>>179983898
I'm not Russian

>>179983936
need to unlock via shooting range

>Tfw no friends to play with so I just get into fights with chinks in public lobbies
Just end me

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>>179984000
I unlocked the first tier, they are "solid" like the molotovs, not "ghost" like the launcher

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>>179983898
I dont know, I dont live in US.

>>179984030
join GTAG you nitwit
we do that all day

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>>179984107
now I threw some molotovs and can't pick them up either

can you unlock all the gun and car mods solo, or do you need people?

>>179984395
Not from an invite server, but you can from a solo public lobby

So what does the MOC Mission for the MOC itself unlock?

>>179984134
>complain about americans fucking about everywhere, imposing sanctions, throwing money at extra-territorial democratic & humanitarian groups, & murder-stomping assholes that step outta line
>muh biggest threat to world peace
>oh shit someone's being an asshole & fucking with my country/my despot is genociding my family/we're starving because this place is inhospitable as fuck AMERICA WHERE AREYOU WAAAAGGH

downforce machine broke

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anyone knows if any trailers beside the AA one are woring with the hook on the APC (and other vehicles I guess)? FYI This one doesn't despite being at the right height.

Was driving through all of the sandy shores and grapeseed looking for a boat on a trailer, but can't find any, ffs.

>>179985681
you can't tow that thing
drive around in the rural places until you find a sadler or buffalo with a trailer

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>>179985042

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>>179983104
You're still losing alt tho. The perfection is when you keep the camera leveled.
If the camera, following you, doesn't go down or up you're at your maximum performance

Everytime your camera goes down you're losing altitude, everytime it goes up you're losing momentum

I know Im talking to a guy that found it and told me about it but I'm fairly sure that what Im talking about is improvement. Told you that going from chilliad i missed landing on mazebank cause I was too high and couldnt aim at it

I bet that if turning didnt make you lose tons of speed you could go from chilliad to airport and back to the top of chilliad and like lose a few meters if done properly.

Somebody better find perfection before they nerf it (Which I guess would be shutting down the servers desu)

>>179985019
maybe the turrets? not worth finding out tbqh. those things are the equivalent of special vehicle missions, so they don't unlock anything but rather provide discounts for things. focus on research

>>179983898
Speaking of Russians, are there are Russians or anyone from the former USSR in PC GTAG, does anybody know?

got kicked from PC crew for being inactive

want to join again hiitman5 pls

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>>179985972

holy shit you research fast if you just idle in the bunker

>>179984293
Go join a race or something else to get out of your current session, you should then be able to pick up ammo once you return to freeroam. This is something I've been dealing with for a while now where the game won't allow me to pick up any ammo unless I do something like the above; simply joining or finding a new session doesn't work, I have to complete some kind of launched job or activity before returning to freeroam.

>>179985042
according to holywood
How about you stop believing the jews you mutiliated dick'd fucktard.
Your precious media always manages to find some people who are crying for american help but it doesnt take a lot of effort to google these groups and find out that they have been getting american money for years and are just paid shills.
Every single country that america "helped" ended up being much worse after. France on the other hand is pretty cool.

>>179985996
so basically just wiggle the shit out of the bike while having being perfectly level as the center?

Requesting admittance into /gtag/ PC

evilben13

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Rate. I tried to go for the based classic Chrome Adder look.

>>179987803
RPG/10

>>179987803
a solid MK II explosive bullet/10

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>in a session with just one fagget
>bored
>start spectating
>he drives a bike
>crashes right into the swift deluxe you left on the street like 10 minutes ago while doing the car sourcing
>gets mad and blows it up
never though just watching other people can be so entertaining

>>179988197
I once spectated a player "make it rain" in a strip club for a solid 30 mins.

>>179988365
Oh god why

>>179988406

I was doing housework so I spectated so I didnt time out. He was still going when I stopped. If I remember a correctly he was still in there for a good hour while I was sourcing cars. Underage and b&s gotta get their kicks somewhere I guess

is there any indication you are being spectated?

>love tron bike
>don't think i'll ever use it again because of rocket bike

>>179988550
I know your pain, it's too useful

>>179988550

Proud to say I never wasted my dollars on that damn shotaro

>>179988608

Agreed. Id even go.as far as saying its replaced the buzzard as the new multitool

>>179988550
Bati 801 was my all time favorite

Then Oppressor had to come along and heck it all up

>>179988702
Oh it definitely has IMO, if it had 2 seats I wouldn't have much use for the buzzard at all, especially considering it's a lot quicker to call it.

>be in APC
>decide to approach a freemode shitting contenst
>watch it from afar
>shoot down a jet that tried to strafe me
>noice
>suddenly a marker is suddenly moving towards me at mach speed
>oh it's just the meme flying bike what could possibly happen
>hear lock on sound
>can't see the flying bike because it's a fucking bike
>3 missles slam into my APC
>it survives, just barely
>I exit it and take cover behind it
>proceed to then haul the fuck out of there

that thing is fucking terrifying

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>>179988550
We can still see each other during races, anon.

>>179988952
That thing is so easy to dodge missiles in, moves fast enough that it's difficult to shoot the driver and has enough firepower you can glide up and bomb someone before they have time to react. It's absolutely lethal, pls no nerf.

goddamn with is it with fucking retards and heists

>>179989275
Not many people do them any more because they're kind of a pain in the ass

>>179989275
What's wrong. Did you need help with your Heists?

>>179989331
how else am i ment to get gtabucks?

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>get killed by a random while doing a supply run
>whole gtag immediately rushes the fucker
t-thanks guys

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>sell all my supercars to buy a bunker and command centre
>regret it 5 minutes later

>>179989381
No it's fair enough that you're grinding them for money, just usually most people who are any good at them have stopped grinding them because of all the retards who die immediately

NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA

>>179989725
We've got a Heist group going on. Lately, we've been grinding Pacific for dudes who need the cash. We're good at it, too

>>179988952
Ive shat on so many randies in that fucker. Ive only ever been attacked by one once and id wish for it never to happen again

Jesus these tier 3 gun range challenges are the hardest fucking thing I've done in a vidya game in a while.

>>179989797
Oh excellent

>>179989875
You playing on a console I assume?

>>179989875
You gotta buy the MK IIs, learn the number of shots the target takes before it retracts for every individual weapon, and go for Headshots without fucking up to keep the multiplier at 3x

>>179989884
PC, right?
What's your SC?

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>>179989875

Cant get further than T1 because of my poor eyesight and my slow-ass, soon-to-be middle aged hands. God I miss being 20

>>179989914
Yeah, Took me ages to do the pistol one.

Doing last one for Carbine right now.

>>179989991
tfw playing sitting on a felt couch with no mousepad, dat mouse jump makes any kind of shooters infuriating

>>179990037
Okay that one wasn't bad, fucking Pistol and heavy machine gun were simply awful for tier 3 however.

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>do the vehicle sourcing where the car is being stopped by the police
>for some reason you get stars for just getting anywhere near the car
>get shot while running towards it
>respawn near
>now nobody minds as just walk to it, hop in and peacefully drive to my warehouse with 0$ repair costs
huh

>>179989875
I find the tier 3 targets easier because it throws a fuck ton of targets at you

>>179990206
Welcome to 6 months ago

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Tfw cockstar still havent fized the I/E bug where the T20 spawns without a driverside door for automatic 3k damage.

I know its only 3k but its still a dick move

>>179990404
how do you know that's not intentional

>>179989991
I'm tempted to buy a bunker and try it now, but I don't want to confirm that I'm old too.

So whats better MK2 Assault rifle or carbine?

does the carbine mk2 outclass the special carbine

>>179991617
Yes

>>179991568
carbine has a faster fire rate so probably that unless the assault does like 33% more damage per bullet

>>179991880
Does less damage

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Have you done your duty, anon?

>>179992280
>oh wow some fucktards are complaining?
>hey schlomo, my greatest ally! How are the shekelcard sales going?
>oh no change? Back to the yacht to fuck thai kids then.

Its cute but they dont give a shit. Who is going to buy rd2o or gtao2 if there is a modded v? They dont want mods, they dont want PC sales, they want the dumbass console shitters to buy their games and they want to convert more people to shitty consoles. For fucks sake sony made an entire new company from ex-starforce devs to make a new drm that cucks out modding on pc and is selling it to every fucking indie dev for scraps.

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Requesting Re-invite to PC Crew, you slack fucks.
SC: ShamDZ

what does the holographic site do?

is it just for 1st person?

>>179992915
Request
Denied

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probably slowpokish, but just FYI watching the CCV prevents you from getting the idle timer just like the TV, and it's right there just next to the laptop in the bunker

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>>179989991
I know that feel

Does Bunker count as an Office?

>>179993246
no, of course not. It's a yet another building with A FUCKING LAPTOP that cannot be taken anywhere else, accessing a single website that cannot be accessed anywhere else

>>179993246
No.

So can anyone explain why I can upgrade my weapons in a RV but I can't do it in my military bunker with >3 weapon modding benches?

Does anybody know how armored the Weaponized Tampa is when fully upgraded?
It looks like a nice solo tool but can it take at least 1 rocket before exploding?

>>179986528
Open your profile and friends

>>179993737
not him but
why is this a thing anyway?

>>179993619
>RV
Wait, what?

>>179993790
Ctrl+F DOGZ in this or the last thread

Daily reminder to sell your Insurgent, the Nightshark is better in every way

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>>179993619
Haha.. I don't really know

>>179993992
nothing pokemon related is allowed in these threads

>>179994080
What's wrong with Pokémon

>>179993808
the mobile operations center. You can purchase a bunker where you can research new technology to upgrade your gear, but you cannot upgrade your weapon without purchasing the $1.2m truck

>>179992624
2K probably won't listen, but someone will. Be it a tiny indie dev or a medium sized studio. Takes less than a minute to leave a negative review.

Do you get to keep the ammo types you've purchased if you switch back to regular mags?
I have the explosive sniper and kind of want to stick with regular ammo unless it's a special occasion, since it's not tough to get to the MOC, but not if I have to buy the fancy mag again like you do with, say, the APC turret types.

>>179994241
Yes

>>179993871
haha wtf, are they the same kind of tryhard 12yo losers who made that autistic biker crew?

also
>lol im spyin on gtag
sounds fun...

Do you actually look through everyones profile and friendlist to filter these out? Is it really worth the effort?

>>179990404
They didn't fix the car getting stuck in sell limbo either. :/

>>179993895
It's classified as being an Off-Road vehicle but its ground clearance(?) looks shit compared to the Insurgent. I hope there's a pick-up version; 4 doors and a bed would be sexy on that kind of low, square body.

>>179994484
They are way more autistic than Biker Crews or even most GTAGs
And yes, we do, doesn't take too long anyway and yes, it's worth it

>>179992279
This game is all about the ROF

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the latest incarnation of shitter mobiles

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>>179992624
>Back to the yacht to fuck thai kids then.
ladybois I hope?

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>>179994785

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tampa is fun on missions though

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i reckon they should have given the missiles and stuff a reload time as opposed to limited capacity

want to join pc gta SC is VYKORI

>>179995034
>>179994961
>>179994785
>Ugly sameshit rims
>Ugly sameshit rims everywhere

>20 minutes to drive 3 vehicles holding 5 items across the map

who the fuck thought this was a good idea.

>>179995215
You do it with a group, you mong. That's why it's called a Motorcycle CLUB.

>>179995215
You know it gives you a message telling you to do it with multiple players before starting right.

>bunker gun range
alright this is complete bullshit

>>179995215
Don't let the value go over 200k if you're doing it solo.
You get a clear warning that this might require more people when starting it.

>>179995263
It's a gun running sale.
>>179995286
I'm a solo player ;(
>>179995330
Thank you. <3

>>179995308
git gud

What are the customization options for the MOC?

>>179995480
>gun range is skill

l m a o
Ive seen a slowpoke retard doing this before I finished it myself, he was just aiming for a decade before every shot and went for points instead of targets.

Third person just fails here because the higher points are above the red dot, not in the middle of it.

>>179995732
interior, exterior, cab, trailer? You have the rooms on the website, from outside the cab is like pretty much every other car, trailer just the colors

so is it headshots all day erryday, or with weapons like, say, smg I should go for the middle, especially on the more distant ones?

>>179995897
It has liveries coming SOON™

>>179995383
I don't know exactly what the numbers are, but I believe it changes from 1 to 2 vehicles somewhere around 250k. If you're solo, it can still be possible to do a 2 vehicle sale, I did it myself but I was very lucky with the drop-off points, so I think it's a risk to do it.
Hope this helps.
I could also be completely wrong and talking out of my ass.

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>>179995034
Step it up

>>179996030
I do hope they'll let us use logos of intame companies and shit to stay inconspicuous, and not just those gay-ass cameos

Does the APC's main gun still require you to switch seats if you change it to the other gun options?

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>huge ass well lit doors leading nowhere
you think there'll be something more to our bunkers soon-ish?

>>179996610
Maybe, don't get your hopes up though

>>179996610
>can store nuclear warheads and launch them at other players

>>179996685
Agent 14 does straight up say he has shit on the burner.

Which of course means more shit in like 4 months.

>>179996610
You remember that door in the high end apartment that goes fucking nowhere

This is the same exact thing.

>>179996790
Pretty much yeah. probably just an underground cash storage or something stupid

>>179996178
i never really liked the custom tires with the dollar rims i like the high end rims ones best

but i sued a menu to unlock free rims so maybe ill see how it checks out later

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>>179996714

>>179996610
Gunrunning Part 2.

Who the hell names their son Agent 14?

>>179997002
Was naming your son part of your plan?

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>mfw the Oppressor with the rocket launcher turned me into a shitter
IT'S JUST SO FUCKING FUN AAAAAAAA

>>179997002
Who the hell names their daughter Assistant?

>>179997420
Who the hell names their son Online Protagonist?

>>179997420
Josef Fritzl

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>>179997221
>mfw realize the shitters were actually the one in the right and everyone hating on shitters were in the wrong

Why do fags always gotta be cheap when it comes to heist? Is it really that difficult to give someone a fair %?

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>>179996178
>discord
>no antialiasing
fags like you should be forcibly migrated to consoles

>>179997579
t. shitter that joins the finale and expects to get more than 15%

>>179997579
MUH COHOST

>>179997579
Did you need the cash? I can take 0% and give you my share if you're broke as hell

>>179997579
>>179997724
Also bored and don't need cash if you want help with a heist, just keep in mind I'm sick as fuck right now so may not perform too well

>>179997672
Then they proceed to fail the heist due to inexperience and get Bronze in the end.

It's hilarious when you quip at them with, "so we paid you 20% for this shitty performance?" and they go apeshit and kill you when you load into freeroam.

>>179997672
15% isn't worth my time

>>179997979
So queue up from the first setup to get 25%

>>179998047
>implying anyone gives 25% ever

>>179998175
Did you not read the part where I said I'd give up my share for the people who need it? Judolf takes 0% too, most times

We've got bonds

>>179998240
I don't play with fags.

>>179998307
Good thing I'm a heterosexual male, then

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What is your favourite Dewbauchee and why is it the Specter Custom?

How do I customize the mobile aircraft trailer?

Havent played in 2 years

What's the fastest way to accumulate money sans begging hackers and/or buying shark cards

>>179998489
downloading a mod menu

>>179998396
Looks like shit.

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>>179990404

>>179998802
no shit, that's the stock custom version

>>179998831
those racing bet missions are the fucking worst thank god ive only had 1 in about 30 sources

>>179993624
No, it can't survive any explosives.

>>179999147
What's wrong with them? I think they're fine. Cargobob missions are the only ones that I really hate. I used to hate the "Follow the Kuruma to the location of the car" missions, until I found out that scaring the driver just makes him go faster.

>>179988365

Kek, I remember seeing something similar when the game came out, watched a dude go to four hookers in a row.

Then I left my apartment, drove to his location and found him with yet another hooker.

So I shot the hooker and hime with a shotgun. Best part was when the hooker died, he floored it, slammed into a wall and I shot him as he was trying to back out.

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>>179998831
quality coding

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>>179999272
I've only had 2 of the Kuruma ones, both ending at that beachside house.
Do they always end there? Can I just skip the driver if I know where it is? Can you fail the source if you scare him too much or something?

Is the termal scope on the Heavy sniper has less zoom than the advanced scope?

>>179999605
No, there are...at least 3 locations that I can remember. One on the highway on the west coast, on near Mirror Park, and one in Vinewood. You don't fail for scaring him, but you do fail for getting too far from him, so you can't go right to the car unless he's already pretty close.

>>179999618
Yes

>>179999618
who the fuck needs zoom?

You have a bright orange target. If you can't hit that something is seriously fucking wrong with you.

Anyone up for some Pacific Standard?

We could use a 3rd and 4th

>>179998396
It's just an overall great car, looks good, great customization, handles well and feels nice to drive.
Not a single regret buying it.

>>180000020
The best part is you can still make the custom have the class of the basic via customization while keeping the speed bonus. Makes for a great sleeper like that too.

>>179999999
>>180000000

requesting invite for the pc_gtag crew
SC: BITESZADASTO

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>weaponized Mobile Oppression Palaces are A-OK
>But a four door muscle truck is still a no-no after all these years

>>179998396
>>180000020
>>180000552
Well, you guys just sold me on the Specter Custom, gg.

>>179999823
There is, apparently, something seriously fucking wrong with you.

How about the thought of having a good zoom scope together with a termal scope? Does that ever cross your tiny mind? That's why I was asking, because there is no reason in this game for a termal scope to begin with.

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>>180001090

What's the best weapon to destroy a Futo with? Baseball bat? Crowbar? Golf club?

>>179999961
no one wants to play with trannies that should receive electroshock therapy

>rushing research projects so i can move back to the city
this dlc is boring as fuck

>>180001548
Good thing I'm a straight man

>>180001548
Nigger guys playing as women has been a thing in games for a long fucking time now.
And this is coming from someone who plays as a guy.
Unless you're talking about them roleplaying as women in which case fuck right off with that shit.

>>179996216

I want this DESU. Nobody will front to my Pharte Gas 18 wheeler.

>>180001658
That is the boring part desu.

I got everything unlocked day one, and the update is actually fun. The restock missions and the special missions are the most fun I've had in this game in a long time.

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>want to use my well-earned hacker-bux to pay2notgrind all the upgrades
>Still need to wait 5 minutes inbetween each fast-track

?

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>>180001181
Pic related, my hastily recreated in SP Specter Custom. You wouldn't be able to tell its a custom instead of standard unless you had good eye to notice its got a fatter ass.

>>180002682
make some tea and open netflix

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>>180002682
This whole DLC is such a chore, I hope a lot of modders drop hackerbux at fucking every afk player.
This grinding for me as honest player is BS, I envey every of you who can just bypass it.
Shark cards? No thanks.

>>179996790
So does Lamar after all the Lowrider missions.
And Lester after completing all the heists.
So probably nothing.

>>179999272
>>179999605
If you scare him, it means people will chase you once you steal the car, shooting it up and damaging it.

>>180002737
They are pretty neat, I've been driving my one around to try it out. Sticks to the ground like it has separation anxiety, it's great.

>it takes two explosive heavy sniper shots to take down a hydra
now the question is should i actually use it? 40 bullets are nothing, i guess its better to stick with the extended mag and take down a hydra in 9 shots

>unsheathes wings
>activates ghost org
>activates rocket boosters
nothin' personell
kid

>can store an apc in your garage
>can't store the crusader

>>180003171
>follow the guy across the city, and don't have to deal with npc's
>shoot him and chase him across the city, then kill the 3-4 waves of baddies so the car doesn't take damage

You can't really win here.

>>180002234
maybe you should receive electroshock therapy anon

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>>180003354
>R* removes contacts constantly calling about missions
>Then adds LJT 3 years later
>R* removes the ability to store jets and tanks in your garage
>Then makes a few that were included in one update storable in garages almost 4 years later

>>180003495
no u

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>>180003984

>>180003984
GTAO must be on its last legs. Rockstar really thought they could just wipe accounts and get away with it.

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Let me guess, explosive bullets is one of the last things to get researched, right?

>>180004594

Do it again Bomber Harris

>>179993895
Does it count as a personal vehicle so it can be stored in the garage?

>>180004698
Yeah from what I remember. I can hop on and check if you want confirmation.

>>180004594
It's a lottery what you get.

Wait wtf. I cant see the nightshark. Where the fuck is it?

>>180004948
Warstock maybe?

>>180004867
I'm sold if it isn't a pegasus only, probably get one either way

>>180005000
I don't think it available yet. Neither is the armored Yechnical.

>>180004948
Not in the game yet.

The opressor is the best thing to happen to this shit game in a while. It make solo gunrunning very easy. Worth the money

>>180003984
>R* going against something they were super autistic about before again

nothing new here

>>180004867
how many rpgs can it take?

>>180005360
not as easy as ur mum m8

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I regret ever asking for a Twisted Metal update.

>>180005464
I assumed I had one but apparently they're not buyable yet, so I must've been thinking of a different one.

>>180004867
can you throw stickies from it lol?

>>180005514
xD. hOW do I upvote this? x3

>>180005603
You kidding?

I can't wait to see the custom games

Do i have to stick a command center into a MOC or are the living quarters enough to start the gunrunning vehicle jobs?

>>180005138
The Karin Technical Custom? It's in the game. You have to buy the original Technical, call it from Pegasus, drive it into the MOC and pay for a Benny's style upgrade to make it into the Custom. Then it becomes a PV and you can throw the armor and crap onto it. I don't blame you for not knowing this. Cockstar explained NOTHING with this shitty money drain of an update. Their way of telling you that's how you get it, is moving it up on the Warstock list.

>>180005708
None of this should have made into freeroam, let alone as personal vehicles.

goddamn not accepted yet? whats taking so long?

>>179990404
Sell/source the Osiris instead, it never breaks.

>>180005613
i definitely seen someone driving one a few days ago, though he could have modded it in..

>>180005757
Thanks, that's super useful to know. They really did drop the ball with this shit.

>boot GTA Online after not having played it for about a year
>Joining GTA Online
>wait 3 decades
>failed to join
>dumps me into SP
>automatically starts joining Online again
>finish loading 9 aeons later

Jesus, I remember why I stopped playing.

>>180005872
Tell me your SC and I'll accept it

>>180005932
Loading up online now, we'll soon know if I was remembering wrong I guess. Well, that is if it ever loads.

>>180005757
youre shitting me right

>>180006048
VYKORI

>>180005985
Just a warning, you can't actually do it yet. They haven't enabled the option in the files but, that's how it will work eventually. The upgrade costs 142,000 aprox.

>>180006298

Are you telling me they are dripfeeding Benny's style upgrades at this point?

>>180006016
>get everyone left in gtag session
>find new session
>lol there was an error back to sp you go
>it keeps trying to join the same broken session over and over again only to end in an error
>alt+f4 and play a different game

>>180006492
yup

>>179996845
I'd buy it to get rid of the clutter in my office desu.

>>180005757
nope
i tested that and it did nothing ya big ol dummy

>>180006676
>Customizable dragon dildo storage

>>180006941
>>180006298

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Did they break the Self Radio author and name recognition or something?
I had it working all fine and nice when I last played but now it's spouting VEVO shit as the author and names are a disaster and get cut off.

>>180007102
I haven't noticed any issues like that, did you try rescanning?

>>180006590
80% I start to play GTA, I either remeber this will happen and don't even bother stsrting it up or have it happen to me and quit.

I could deal with the hardcore jewing if their game wasn't such a horrendous cluster-fuck.

>>180005859
t. jetshitter

>>180005737
Living quarters are enough.

>>180007236
Ifkr, right now I can't even play cause I'm getting cloud sync bullshit.

>>180007283
Jets can fuck right off too.

>>180007070
oh sorry
didn't read the thread properly

>>180006298
I don't suppose the regular insurgent can be turned into the insurgent pickup custom this way?

Anyone who can spawn in a Nightshark, can you tell me how many RPG's it can take?

This will decided if I will grind for it in the coming weeks

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I honestly want more Mad Max/Twisted Metal-ish vehicles...

I want more chaos

>>180007538
It can. That's why it's moved up the list. The option isn't enabled yet tho, just like the Technical. I think that upgrade costs about 200,000.

>Congratulations, you have been awarded $250,000

...Cool?

Isi t possible to get a reinv to the pc gtag? I got kicked for inactivity awhile back because my pc died and I couldnt play. Just got my comp up and running again and want to play with non shitters.

SC: Dat_pip_boy

>>180007914
Blacklisted for shitty reddit meme

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>>180007214
Plenty times already, it still comes out as a garbled mess, but I'm pretty sure I have the right formatting. Posted this not long ago actually.
What's the difference between quick and full scan anyway?

>>180006298
shit if they do this with all pegasus land vehicles im gonna need more money

>>180008375

shitty reddit meme? what fucking reddit meme?

I never go to that cuck shithole.

>>179993067
I can't seem to find this. Does it require the shooting range or something?

>>180009149
Prolly from buying the Security upgrade from your laptop

What's the best bunker, boys?

Also, could someone add Turb0Lood to the PC crew? I got purged.

>>180009313
anything that isn't chumash, paleto, or the most expensive one.

>>180006048
way to be a nigger

>>180009313
I like the coastal ones.

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>>180009149
no idea, it's right there for me
>>180009249
this may be a clue

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Posting some karting fun.

What's the point of these gtag lobbies if people are killing each other while they're trying to work?

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>>180010335

>>180010520
It's a safe space where people roleplay and don't shoot anyone instead of playing the game normally

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>>180010554
Wish I saved a clip from the start of the race.

>>180010520
dude its 4chan there are no rules

>>180010335
this is so dumb
but as long as you have fun...

was explosive rounds a mistake

>>180010554
And then a jet shitter show up and blew everyone.
No fun allowed.

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>474 millions left after bought everything and research
>so bored i join low level mc/ceo just to see their failed attempts at earning money

>>180010520
I thought crew killing wasn't allowed?

>>180011290
Honestly, anything explosive that's not an RPG is a mistake.

>>180007692
2-3 normally, 3-4 with heavy armor. I spawned it in singleplayer, and it would light on fire first. Hitting it with another rocket when it's on fire blew it up. I'm not sure if it'll work the same way in multiplayer.

>>180011614
>tfw when you been since the ceo update
>never even bothered with ie/mc because knew it was shit
>never bought the jet car
>never bought the kitt
>not going to buy the jetbike
Get fucked fags, you will get bored with all that fancy ass shit in a week. In the end, shootin the ak on foot is where most of the fun happens. Been the same since day one.

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>>179982440
Nigga he can just google it, you realize you're asking him over the internet?

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So how much time does it take normally to be accepted in the crew?

>>180011992
>"I'm rich g-g-guys, I j-just don't buy the good stuff because they s-s-suck."
Whatever you say, poorfag.

Prolly a day or less

You could also not care, not join, and never worry about acceptance

>>180012169
chopping of your dick

>>180011809
So did I, but I just watched a guy not be able to complete a headhunter because someone else in the crew was killing him

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>>180011992
>mfw all these plebs crying about everything being expensive
>they all own a yatch

>>180012445
>that one guy who bought shekcards just to buy a yacht
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBH_ealsT0o&t=1s

>>180012282
Does being in a crew give you any bonus or is it absolutely the same as not being in one?

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If you absolutely can't pass the gun range challenges because you have shit aim like me, there's a way to cheat it. If you have the ballistics armour, call it in right above your bunker marker, but make sure it's a point where you'll hit the marker first then the armour. You'll enter the bunker with your armour and your arms will be glitching around like you have Parkinson's. But now you can minigun the shit out of the targets. Burst fire on tier 1 and 2 and spray on tier 3. I don't think it's patched yet. I know it's shit cheating, but sometimes you have to do what you have to do

>>180012856
first you should think on how much would you value opinion of a tripfag

>>180013043
or you could just git gud you fucking faggot

>>180012856
Same as not being in one

You get a little bit more RP for playing with fellow crew mates. Tiny percentage, though. You get one extra paint option for your vehicles under Crew colors. Not much, really. Better off with crews, to be honest

>>180013043
Or you can get good and learn the patterns and aiming for heads

thank god im not autistic enough to join GTA RP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckK_4cWblws

>>180013257
>needing to learn patterns

not just being good

>>180012239
oh look, its the 12yo retard who worships imaginary money
I bet you have a dozen chromed cars,have the office and drug shit in the most expensive places and only wear the 50k$+ clothes. Wow so original, arent you a unique snowflake... Just like 95% of normie gtao players.

>>180012445
I only bought it for the custom color swift deluxe.

>>180013491
Patterns as in "Oh, it takes 5 shots with this weapon before the target goes away. Lemme make sure I keep count and not heck up the multiplier"

>>180012372
It was probably some "innie" fuckhead, they are allowed to crewkill.

>>180013043
What do you get for passing it?

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>>180013527
>he bought a yacht
>giving other players shit for how they spend their money

>>180013806
New shirts

>>180013879
yup.

>>180013527
>He thinks all the rich GTAO players are tasteless
>He thinks he's the only one with class
You're just an unimaginative blowhard. Have run "running around with your AK" while I sit on top of Maze raining explosive death on the poors.

>>180013806
>What do you get for passing it?
free resupply of grenades and rockets

>>180014256
Shame about the Molotov being a dud

>>180013043
Either they stealth patched it or it's dependant on bunker location because the option is greyed out for me if I'm within about fifty meters of my bunker entrance.

>>180014369
I believe sometimes you need to join a mission/race, then after your back they'll all work.

>>180014071
>He thinks all the rich GTAO players are tasteless
nope, just a few ones like you.
I got 400m thrown on me without even asking for it and r* havent removed a single e$. You arent special fuckface, your kind does everything exactly alike. Sitting on top of maze, the most boring place in the entire city. Arcadius has a nice garage, the other two has beach views. The only reason to buy maze is its price, if you had any taste you would have bought any of the other ones.

>>180014786
Yes, yes, anon, you are so special and better than those inferior casuals. If only they were gifted with your great taste that makes you better than everyone else.

>>180014786
>gets thrown haxbux
>lectures a legit player as if he has a moral high ground
The irony at play here is hilarious.

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Are export collections worth bothering with?
I play solo mostly, and I can't judge which tops I should be parting with and which I should keep.
Besides, most of them break the 12-12 trick anyway.

>>180003984
>>R* removes contacts constantly calling about missions
i still get calls

>>180015268
The bonus is usually pretty nice, but I don't trust 3 fandoms to export them when I can just do 1 car at a time by myself and get around 1.2 mil

How do you people even manage to have fun when you can buy literally everything? I'm not calling you faggots or anything, I'm legitimately curious because in my case whenever I cheat in a game or just have so much money that I don't need to make any effort to get whatever I want I always end up getting bored after like 20 minutes.