Good ol' days edition.
Previous surgery: >>178344604
>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370
>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/
>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/
>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2weapons.com/
>Breakpoint calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/
>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png
>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg
>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png
>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt
>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A
>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/
>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2
>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620
>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair
>Mods and Lua:
https://pastebin.com/tygApnyc
>Weapon Skin Previews
http://pd2stash.com/
>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
Get the fuck up!
>>178674289
That fucking FOV.
>>178674289
when the fuck are they going to make this game but in a responsive engine and balancing so that solo players can stealth high level missions without spending autistic amounts of time retrying
>>178676042
It's already responsive.
Just stop stealthing with other people.
Alright /pdg/ let's play another game
Name your least favorite heister and say something nice about them
>>178676819
http://poal.me/4dv7u5 's second place
He feels nice
couldn't this thread remain ded?
>>178676819
dragan
i like his name alot
>>178677513
replace pdg with hmg
>>178666519
That would be transphobic and not very progressive or tolerant.
>>178676819
Sydney.
Her body can be thrown into a dumptruck.
>>178677513
Why should it remain dead?
post dragan
>>178678889
>>178678889
>dragan
>isnt a dragon
wtf
SERIOUSLY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE THIS I WOULD ACTUALLY PAY FOR THIS I'M NOT JOKING
>>178680654
Can you seriously fuck off with all colabs, thanks to you fuckers we are gettting and H3H3 pack for cancer and vape shit
>jacket is more popular than any original overkill character
Can't wait to see overkill try and sell him as a $20 dlc in payday 3
>>178676819
>Bodhi
>his model is practically a jacket reskin and jacket is my favorite.
>>178683314I would pay that to keep the chicken man alive
>>178684169
I'm extremely ashamed to say it but i would buy on release just for him
>page 10
Dead game, dead thread.
>>178683314
it's not my fault i love hotline miami so much
>>178693417
I hate hotline miami and I don't even own it. The only reason I love jacket in pd2 is "arms outstretched"
>>178693541
kneeling position.
was trashly the only thing keeping these alive? did everyone bail when she quit?
>>178696298
Ashley lives in all our hearts
MEGA JACKET FUCKING WHEN
>>178681686
>not being down with the memes
I am the girl next door living in the haunted mansion, and I have info about paypay 3:
first 8 heisters r
Dallas Houston Chains Wolf
Hoxton Dragan Sokol Clover
>>178699743
isn't that the first 8 in pd2 minus wick
>>178697283
the son heister when
>>178699743
>I am the girl next door living in the haunted mansion
ahshley
>>178702386
>girl
>>178696298
Try actually talking about the game
>>178650858
>>178652321
What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bulldozer (any_25_tank_kills)
- Hector Begs You For Mercy! (hector_4_jobs)
And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- I'm A Professional (daily_professional)
Brought to you by John Wick, starring in John Wick: Chapter 2 now available on Blu-Ray and DVD on June 13, 2017, and in John Wick Chronicles for VR now available on Steam!
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>178708036
>now available
>on June 13, 2017
so which is it?
why did everyone scurry off?
ded gam
>>178718465
ded gam is a crutch
>>178674289
>that fov
Also, pic related includes the actual good ol' days.
>>178721863
Holy shit I forgot pdth looked like a crappy l4d mod
>Play game
>Get kicked
>>178725442
good meme
>>178725442
>>178725505
thats fucking nothing check this
>Start game
>crash
>>178725665
>>178725442
>>178725505
You're all like babies, watch this
>doing Cook Off for the 25 meth bags cheevo
>crash on the 17th bag
>>178725665
oh shit you just layed down that good meme
>>178726559
but you just topped it
>>178725442
>play game
>get kicked at the very end of the heist
>>178724916
Wasn't that literally what it was?
>>178725442
>Bring sentries
>webm related
Overkill, please update the soundtrack.
>>178730943
Overkill, please update the soundtrack.
HEY JOHN, YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, AH? YOU COME HERE, TO PAYDAY... AND YOU THINK YOU GONNA OWN...NO, THIS IS DRAGAN'S SHOW! HEY MOTHERFUCKER! LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER NOW, THE PAYDAY TEAM! YEAAAH!
>>178680654
>rings over the gloves
oh shit nigger wtf are you doing
>>178734883
YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER
ded
dump codes to resurrect thread
>>178742269
code machine broke
I really hope you fuckers don't let the thread die
console cucks are finally getting our leftovers.
and sydney too I guess.
If you're playing with AI and people join your game, what order is it for the said AI to get replaced by players.
Is it 1 through 3 or 3 through 1?
>>178745065
Then talk about the game, there's plenty of shit in it
Or even talk about pd3
Will wolf survive?
>>178746378
3 gets replaced first etc
Stop dying dumb thread
How many PAYDAY 2 Ultimate Edition copies do I have to purchase to win an hour in bed with Sydney's VA
>>178754649
like four or five
>>178676819
Jacket. I like his shirt :))
Who want to play payday 2?
T W O
Y E A R S
>>178756725
Wrong place to ask, no one here plays this game
Let's play a game heisters:
Ashley still posts on pdg but without trip. Which posts in this thread are his/hers?
>>178697283
NEVER YOU FUCKING PEASANT, MEGA BISHOP IS THE NEXT EVOLUTIONARY STEP
DEAD
eyshit
>>178751754
Idgaf if they replace the voice actor, he better be in
Just pick som swede that can pull off a decent american accent, cuz Wolfie better have a couple of lines in swedish
>>178758671
...literally who?
>>178761032
Why would wolf need an american accent though
>>178763212
oWoof talks in a moderately 'american' english, doesn't he? There's really not much of a swedish accent there, and that shit can be noticed from miles away.
Point is, the character should stay. Noone would notice a VA change.
>>178764436
Swedish accents are pretty subtle, that's why he sounds like he has an american accent
I really hope they don't get rid of too many characters in the next game, especially not wolf
>>178726713
>russian host
>every god damn time
Killing %2 was a mistake.
>>178764756
Why don't russians have any morals? I've never encountered an honest slav
>>178766626
communism
>>178767504
Lie. Russian genetics is damaged by nature.
>>178767787
Your brain is damaged if you have such stereotypes about russians
>>178768305
Russian's butthurt is priceless.
>>178768305
I'm sorry, but >>178767787 is irrefutably true. Sokol doesn't even begin to comprehend how lucky he is to having escaped the fate he and everyone of his people were born for:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br9ejaVnD94
Today Russian guy killed 8 other Russian people, thus defeating the British terrorist's record. And Putin did not even care about it.
>>178769343
why would putin care about 8 shitty russians?
>>178769460
Because he is Russian president and leader? And you say this is all coming from communism? But it does not differ from the tsarist and more ancient times, when there was no smell of communism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U5rwHyg5kM&t
>>178769632
Like there was a country leader who cared for the commoners in "ancient times". And yep, this is coming from communism where collective society is important and not individual person.
>>178770150
Stop posting BS, Russian propaganda agent.
What's the best sniper rifle?
>>178773391
Grom for concealment and 300 damage, Contractor for low damage big magazine and fast firing, Thanathos for fun and bullshit crime sprees and OD fuckery
>>178693785
place the handcuffs firmly on your wrists.
>>178773501
>what is the dessert fox?
>>178773501
>Grom for concealment and 300 damage
And RoF equal to a bolt-action
>>178773825
Desert fox has 5 rounds and less concealment, while GROM has 10 rounds and more concealment
>>178774876
If all 300 damage rifles have the same RoF might as well go with the one with bigger mag and decent reload
What happened to all gay scalies posters? Did they get banned or did they just get bored of that shit?
Or was it just one autismo spamming the thread?
>>178780304
trashly's tranny chasers my dude
the codes kept us alive
>>178773391
2015 just called, he said the R93 is the way to go.
Overkill, please update the soundtrack.
Will the completely overkill pack be available ever again? I just want those masks they're insane.
>>178788770
never
Overkill, please update the soundtrack.
>>178788770
Never, now go and bitch about the COP at the steam forums, as the rest of normies do in a weekly basis.
>>178788770
>TFW I was a good goy and bought it the day it came out