Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

me mo mo probo heidecker

i thought someone was going to make a pastebin op instead of autistic clutter

Lethal decoy any good on nova? Id like that extra damage and hitting someone from 2 angles

You are supposed to wait until the last thread is past the bump limit. Threads take hours to die on /vg/ so it's not like you are in a hurry to make a new one

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ALARAK
A
BEST

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

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*teleports away from you*
*hits you with an arcane orb from 200 feet away and kills you in one hit*
*gets resets and wipes ur whole team*

pshh.. this realm needs me kid


Give me one good reason to play any mage other than Li-Ming

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MORE BELFS

New Tyrande is trash TRASH!

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>>176264120
OP here
>D.Va spotlight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlrAD_fkZ74&t=1s

Sorry about that

Xth for Li Li a CUTE!

>>176264480
Max balling Li Ming is fun but you can't do shit against all the invi ass

>>176264541
Old Tryande is trash. TRASH!

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>>176264579
Yay!

>>176264554
She looks like a shit hero desu

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>>176264425
Maiev has a special trait that only allows her to be played if the enemy team has Illidan

>>176264735
In the higher ranks it's called a "counter pick Zeratul"

>>176264693
Old tyrande was fun, new one sucks

>>176264554
>self-destruct doesn't even kill

>>176264735
And one of her ults locks him in a cage and slowly drags him towards your fountain. If he gets there, the enemy team instantly loses.

>>176264497
Don't worry I'm sure you'll get some skin tints that make the night elves look like blood elves.

>>176264901
>maiev will never lock you in chastity

So correct me if im wrong but the only way to get gems is by buying them and the small amount you get every 25 levels?

>>176264361
Does anyone use lethal decoy?

>>176264814
Old Tyrande was garbage tier and only picked in Stitches comp. New Tyrande actually has a place and has a lot of the people that play HGC talking about how good her new talents look.

Is Drain Life basically only used to drain non-heroes or CC'd people? I can't seem to get it to work right.

Also, they had a Chromie and Anub, so Drain Life was a death sentence half the time. (QM)

>>176264915
why do night elves always look better as blood elves?

So best build for non-PTR Alarak

Who is the HotS character parallel to Xavier Renegade Angel?

>>176265109
nazeebo

Velen when?

>>176265032
They are just excited about the stun removal and aoe vauln, not about her other talents. But then they will realize you have to take a bad healer bad damage dealer to get that.

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>>176265076

>>176265018
Yes.

>>176265108
I like the cross combo build because you can potentially double or triple kill faggots easy.

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So what are your thoughts on the H I G H L O R D overhaul? I fucking like it.

That Li Li Nerf though.

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>>176265076
because nelves best elves

>>176265076
Because night elves are fit

>>176265175
They are excited about her actually being useful.

>Zagara nerfed because it's hard to lane against her for some heroes
>Meanwhile Thrall and that protoss faggot exist
I'm still salty

>>176265251
Man, I haven't seen this guy in forever. All the Sonya posters are gone. No one to troll with this pic.

>/owg/ butthurt over evangelion d.va skin

>>176265948
i hope they never get it

>>176265948
Evangelion is shit and I'm sick of seeing fucking awful colored skins created in the name of referencing that abortion.

overwatch fag here but started playing more after my friends fucked off after throwing their 5 games.

i got hooked because of lucio but now i'm playing mostly
rehgar
stitches
Lt heal bitch from starcraft

is stitches shit? and also tried tassadar; why does he feel like garbage. same with D3 paladin.

is sonya good at least? what about sgt hammer

>>176266057
>>176265948
there is too many eva reference in this game
-Artanis eva01 and eva02
-Genji eva01
-Dehaka eva00
-Probius eva01

and now Dva eva02

>>176266057
Evangelion might be meme shit but the skin is fucking good you faggot.

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>>176266057
>One of the most brilliant animes of all time
>Loved by people who don't even enjoy anime
>Is shit

Must be a brainlet weeb from /owg/

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>>176266057
Mad overshitter detected

>>176266191
Tassadar is really good, but you can't play him like a pure support. His W is easily his strongest asset, but he just happens to also have the bubble.

Of all the characters you've mentioned, Lucio, Rehgar, Morales, Tassadar, Sonya, and Hammer are all strong, but most of them have rather situational uses besides Lucio. Have you considered trying Ragnaros or Uther? They seem your style.

>>176266282
Naruto is my favorite anime of all time but I always hear people say they hate it. Ignore it.

How long does recalling fucking take

>>176266480
this

onigiri

>>176266485
stop crying overshitter

>>176266282
Eva was the only anime my undergrad professor had seen and she disliked it.

>>176264120

>didn't update patch notes

i don't think you're good enough for this

http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20766460

>>176266431
haven't tried those two yet. i am mainly just going through a list of available heros and getting them to level 5. currently doing rehgar who i kinda dig.

i really dig hammer but yeah feels situational. Sonya is also a favorite.

>>176266574
>undergrad
might as well have been a kindergarten teacher

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>>176264419

>>176266252
Its fine, also I'm not sure if some of them really are eva or blood elf

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>>176266574
>anecdote

>>176266480
pic related, if not, complete brainlet beyond repair

>>176266480
naruto shippuden is fun to watch

>>176264419
>60% of his damage is on an 8 second cooldown
>just had his healing and poke damage nerfed
>still no way to protect himself like all the other melee assassins do
Alarak is interesting but ultimately shit because of the third reason
>pros actually rank him high tier despite there never being an Alarak who is useful in any kind of competitive or high ranking match
He's like Lucio in that people rate him high because they don't understand him well enough to know there are far better picks.

>>176266956
Shippuden was kinda cool for a little bit but then went full fucking retard.

>>176266728
Sure but professors don't magically get better at the graduate level.

>>176267006
t. bronze shitter

>>176266525
No you retard

I need to know how long it takes so I can time it better as Leoric so I don't accidentally revive in the Braxis funhouse

>>176266282
>Ripoff of Ideon
>Brilliant

>>176266416
>I'm an Overshitter because I'm upset more bad skins are in HotS

Damn you really made me think

>>176266875
I'm completely serious.

>>176266956
Yeah shippuden is great and now I'm watching boruto and it's pretty good

>>176264701
xth for Lili getting facefucked by huge wolf COCK!

I have yet to see a Dehaka win a game. That piece of shit is becoming worse than Genji to me.

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>pressing F
>Turret doesn't spawn

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>>176266956
>>176267445
Shit taste in general

>>176267128
>can't refute it so he calls him bronze

>>176267516
why does angry feels guy get me every time

>>176267516
>press f to mount to payload
>mounts on the ground

okay

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I guess Aba doesn't suck anymore?

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Who /bandwagon/ here?

>>176268038
nice

>>176267919
>missing the easiest skillshot ingame

I actually like Hanamura but it's too fucking short.
They need to give the core 10 health.
I have literally never seen any teams reach level 20 or destroy a Keep.

>>176268037
youre playing in a 5stack of course he is good you retard

>>176268037
Is that skin halloween only or something? I was going to get but it was gone

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>>176268038
very nice

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>>176267919
I'm convinced this is a bug sometimes. There's gotta be some sort of disconnect with what the client sees and what the server is actually receiving because I swear I put that fucking piece of useless shit on the payload with it ghosting on top to indicate that it's going on there.
>>176268106
>I actually like Hanamura
Stopped reading.

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https://youtu.be/jSyIGm7dNb4

>>176267508
>I have yet to see a Dehaka win a game.
Honestly this is just how it is, 90% of people who play are complete retards and will waste a hero's potential

Dehaka is one of my best heroes, but whenever I play against one I feel like I would have a harder time vs a bot.

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>>176268037
>full party
>hurr ima durr
-you

>>176268037
>I won a game therefore hero is good
The only way your post could be more bronze is if you posted scoreboard numbers

>voyboy and dyrus are in the same MMR masters
>they can run into each other in game, just like now
>scarra still stuck in plat

oh man that must be an interesting feel

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Tell me /hsg/ which is your secret personal talent ftw?

I always pick block as Butcher

newfag here, when is the last time they reduce heroes price ? i kinda want to stay away from 10k heroes until the next price reduction

>>176268474
>voyboy and dyrus are in the same MMR masters
I think they had a game together yesterday but I don't know who lost.

>>176268479
Networked Carapace

>>176268483
once in a year ;^)
with hero dropping from boxes tho? never

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>Want to buy hero
>Keep rerolling instead
I fucking hate myself so much

>>176268562
They got put into the same team this time.

They're doing pretty well for their respective roles. Voyboy making big dick plays with greymane

>>176268567
nerfed to the ground, sorry friend

>>176268479
fury on the swarm on kerri
bullet time on tracer
everything else I run pretty standard, and those two aren't really my mains.

>>176268479
Colossus Smash on Varian because apparently no one else has tried it.
Seriously, I vomit damage all over people with it, I fly in and just remove someone from the fight.

>>176268576
pls no, so it is okay to buy heroes during sale with gem and just craft my cosmetic with shard ?

>Dyrus's roots as Malf.

He is on fucking point.

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>>176267478
where did this meme start?

>>176266282
>most brilliant

I mean the creature design was really cool and the whole overarching theme of "instrumentality" or w/e was very interesting but its far from MOST BRILLIANT OF ALL TIME.

90% of it is watching a little kid whine and complain until he fights a angel and then something goes wrong causing even more traumatic pain or some sort of problem. Not to mention the wacky ending that went down in history as a meme because of how nonsensical it was. It doesnt help that the anime went on to be relaunched like 2 times each one worse than the last.

>>176268637
If you buy the hero, you won't have gold to use for rerolling.

>>176268746
>sale with gems
>with gold normally
pretty much

>>176268762
I'm a little jealous how fast he learns

>>176268261
I agree man, Zagara is something else.

I never feel like i'm winning or losing on Hanamura

Its just like the game ends, nothing happened, and someone gets placed on the winning team because of I don't know

>>176268989

>can't count

must be a hard life

>>176269071
You can be up like 3 and still lose out of fucking nowhere

I have had more comebacks in hanamura than any other map in the game

>>176268989
It's almost like Hanamura is an extremely shitty map.

>How dare these people not like Blackheart's Bay, we'll show them.

Hanamura should have like 3 times the core health and forts/keep should permanently upgrade the payloads

>shoot penetrating shot to try and get someone off my teammates back
>miss
>hit cloaked valeera instead

I laff'd

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To follow up:

I bought the Tank bundle, but I want to play Sylvanas. Is it better to spend some gems for a brand new player, or to wait for the gold??

>>176269206
If you are below a certain level you can do the refer a friend thing and get her for free.

>>176268254
>>I actually like Hanamura
>Stopped reading.

Hey m8, they are trying new things, they want to make maps that feel unique, that's a step in the right direction.
It challenges you to manage resources, that's cool, it's just too fucking short.

>>176269206
Gold, especially for the first few heroes, arrives incredibly fast. It is also next to useless once you get all heroes, since you earn more than enough for rerolls just acquiring boxes.
Gems, on the otherhand, are incredibly useful.

Save your gems.
t. 200k gold + all heroes owned

>>176269206
>brand new player
I don`t think it was changed, but before you used to get a shitton of gold on your first levels, enough for a couple of heroes, so you should check if that is still the case.
Also I would say to never spend gems but I like hoarding shiny shit, and will probably never use them.

>>176268037
>>176268235
Huh, it is gone... Did they remove any others?

>>176269203
>shoot Cursed Bullet at their tank
>hit a Nova who's right in my face instead

>>176269536
Countess Kerrigan, Vampire Arthas, and Bikini Stitches off the top of my head.

>>176269536
Holiday skins are only available during the holidays.

Bikini Stiches was only available through the Stitches plush, but then they opened it up in game. They might have relegated it to a new summer event.

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>>176269986
Fun in the Summer Nexus Sun™ skin pack when??

>>176268989
yeah it's a garbage map. even if you dominate early there's no discernible advantage

>4th day in a row of 'play warrior' quests

FUCK OFF

Warriors are so fucking BORING to play.

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>>176270235
More like unplayable.

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>>176268898
well i mean hes had literal YEARS of experience in other MOBA's

its not like its his first walk in the park or something. He's rolling over his MOBA knowledge while just adapting to the new heroes. Its really not hard. Like transitioning from Halo to Call of Duty.

>>176268954
I actually dig both. Shortstack and "feral" monster girls are a pretty huge turn on. Especially monster girls who regard themselves as "queens" and whatever.

>>176268989
whats so bad about this map? can someone give me a rundown on why its so awful? I only played on it like 6 times or so. to me the Diablo map with the "punishers" is way worse because whoever gets first punisher gets such a massive exp lead its hard to contest the next one. it Fucking sucks to lose your both keeps on the first punisher because you got ace'd fighting for it and they have a Raynor/Sylvanas or someshit

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>>176268785
The value lies in the aspect it was made by a man with severe depression, on his last attempt to make something useful with his life so he said it fuck it, and made a story with every single of his fucked up thoughts in it, soit was so dark, the original version had severe episodes cancelled so they had to make adaptations and thats why the anime specially on his last episodes looks like shit, because they needed to cut/rewrite a lot of scenes which were too disturbing

I respect if its not your cup of tea, but shitting on it its just retarded teenager shit, like being a stuck up atheist and ignoring thousand of years of study from old masters over your twenty years of shitposting and memery or tablet artists trying to talk down pieces of old masters

Its just stupid people trying to be special snowflakes calling everyone who is more intelligent than then pretentious because they live on their own pseudo-intellectual individualist moral routine

I just played Artanis for the first time, and now I'm hooked. I feel stupid for not playing him sooner.

Hanamura is shit because its a time sink map. The payloads come out at the same time and horrifingly twice at the same time which means a game you are winning can suddenly turn into a defeat.
Basically the map is just one big waiting match to see who can do the boss 2x payload combo.

>>176268479
Wolfheart/Wizened Duelist, although the Wolfheart is because I just don't find the other Cocktail talents to be good enough without the quest at 7. Wizened Duelist is too much damage to pass up, though.
Deadly Charge at 10, every game.
Hyper-Cooling Engines is also pretty good

>not waifuing the personification of hope

?????

>>176269180
>>176269146
I don't get why everyone has a problem with that map. I have like a 100% winrate on it. You just keep pushing the lane all game, the kart has to go through them.

You only need one or two people to defend or push it and then you get some solid deathball going and you win.

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>>176268785
>where did the meme start
Anon just wants her to get dicked by a worgen shota. Don't worry about it.

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Angry edgy ghost Hana when?

>>176270643
boobies

How good is samuro, i want to buy him during next sale with gem ?

are free heroes during the rotation cheaper during the time they are allowed? asking for a friend

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T H R E E Y E A R S

>>176268679
>nerfed to the ground
I wasn't aware that meme slug of all characters needed nerfs

>>176270742
He's fun, but not all that good.

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>A-Anon do you like me more now that Blizzard finally did the rework?

YOU
HAVE
TO
LOVE
HER

>>176270742
I bought him and regretted it. You get sucked in noticing shitters cant handle his illusions but hes pretty damn boring.

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>>176270235
>implying im dumb enough to overextendn when hes camping in a bush
>implying I wont get a early keep off his inability to lane
>implying all those meat stacks wont go bye-bye the minute he gets focused for 2 seconds in a teamfight and he will be relegated to being a useless piece of shit from then on


>>176270378
>the anime might not be good but the mentality GUY THAT MADE it is what makes it good!

uh
that still means that its not good. Thats like saying what makes Harry Potter good is that a POOR person wrote it and become rich and therein lies the value or something.

>>176270625
jfc that pic

please delete this shit.

>>176270643
more like GARROSH when?
Is there any reason he hasn't been added yet? or Kel'thuzad for that matter? Or
how about Leeroy Jenkins?

>>176270840
I couldn't love her anymore even if her rework is shit

>>176268479
Regeneration master on Sgt. Hammer (and everyone else who can take it)

Literally NEVER need to fountain, just go soak somewhere safe for 40 seconds and I'm back to full hp

I miss when it stacked forever though

Does anyone want to add me? I want to play qm for the d.va skin. I don't suck but none of my friends play this anymore, even though it's fun.
Swash#1478

I want Garrosh and Sukov because theres a whole not-resident evil thing they can do with those.

>>176270840
Her rework actually has a chance to make her relevant.

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>nerf winds
>nerf dragon
wow two at once!

>>176270840
only when she's in the belf skin

>>176270742
Don't buy. He SEEMS cool and all that but its nothing but regret if you waste gold on him.

>>176270970
shit taste

>>176270840
I dunno man nelfs somehow manage to be more faggy than belfs.

>Voyboy:"Ay i hit masters"
>Dyrus:"Nice, how do we coach Scarra out of plat?"

SAVAAGE DYRUS CONFIRMED SAVAGE

>>176271114
What language is this?

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>>176270953
>make a character with zero skillshots
>surprised when there is a huge disparity between ingame output vs user input

Blizzard needs to take a couple cliff notes from LoL on how keep heroes from being cancer

NOBODY likes playing against skillshot-less characters when almost everyone in the game has one.

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>>176270874
>jfc
jesus fucking christ stop saying this you underage faggot

>>176271204
English.

>>176271114
Do you think they actually thought the game was ok? Or did they get so much money that they fucking played to masters.

>>176271358
But I didn't understand any of it?

>>176270840
CUTE!

>>176271253
>>>/lolg/
be gone and stay gone

>>176271114
It's nice that HotS is getting popular more, but could you Twitch babies go back to >>>/vg/lolg

>>176271385
Dyrus said he plays the game when he's not streaming and way later than he plans sometimes because he likes it so much.

He said he already made his own account and go the mega bundle he wanted for when this event thing is over.

>>176271385
Personally sponsored by Blizzard so i'd assume its a large sum also they're doing it "FOR THE KIDZ" every win is like a thousand dollars for charity.

>>176271397
Dyrus is a lot happier and has some jokes ever since he got with his gf. He's a man. Should be easy to understand now right?

>>176270742
like the other anons said, don't buy him

I have him from the mega bundle and he isn't very good. if you want a better noob stomper pick any other invisi hero

>>176270839
>>176270856
>>176270985

OK maybe i will pass, too bad i kinda want him because nostalgia factor and i have the cool hellblade skin.

>team says we need a tank
>lock in uther
>wait for replies

never seen people get so mad before

>>176271301
>using acronyms now makes you underage

fuck off fun Nazi

>>176271502
>being a moba Idort in 2017

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>>176271557
I'm a cute twitch baby so i'm an exception here

Why do people hate the Omnic Auriel skin?

>>176270539
Because its boring and doesn't last long enough, if forts were more relevant people would try to push harder as well

>>176271614
Retards get owned by him, but vs better people you kind of are stuck split pushing and getting camps till late game when he starts hitting like a truck.

>>176271614
Check him out in trymode at least.
The issue with him is he was great on release, blizz gutted his damage, and he's still like 55% winrate just because he's next to impossible to kill.

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>>176271793
Because is not even the best skin and is ugly as fuck faggot.

>>176271832
I can buy boring. And a push ends the game one payload faster. It doesn't seem irrelevant.

I guess it sucks that all the camps but two are completely worthless. But PVE was always hots worst aspect. The rotations are kind of like Braxis. You stay together as a deathball except when you can't.

So I just saw the spotlight
D.va has 3 ults at all times?

why are there no cute boy heroes?

>>176271676
not him, but fuck off already. you're giving me cancer from here.

>>176271932
How do the boobs not look comical to you? They don't even look like boobs, just inflatables.

I get she looks sluttier, but in a hooker sort of way. Kind of gross.

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>>176272007
What're you talking about? We've got the cutest boy right here.

>>176272079
FOR THE FROZEN THRONE

Should I buy Lunara or The Butcher?

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>>176272075
>gross

Go back to >>>/b/ there is a sissy thread for you disgusting faggot.

>genji announcer
JUST

>>176272113
wait for d.va

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POST MORE CUTE TYRANDE, SHE NEEDS MORE LOVE!

The high level play hero variety seems kinda bad. From the streams i've surfed through at masters, anyway. Same 5-7 characters every game

>>176271993
She basically gets two ults, but when both of them are on CD she's a decidedly mediocre bruiser. Definitely not gonna be the biggest impact of her own patch, although she's plenty strong overall.

>>176272150
I like boobs. There's plenty of good looking boobs in this game to choose from.

Just not the ones that look like overripe cantaloupes smushed into a backpack.

>>176271993

watch it again. This time pay attention nigger.

>>176264480
Her blink distance is pathetically small and she has no other way to get away from gap closers/invis heroes.

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>>176272275
>Buying a hero a lot of people will buy it on the day as you
>Every qm long wait and mirror fests all day long
>When you finally grind to 5, shes always picked/banned before you can even use it
>If shes OP she will be nerfed to ground, because thats how Blizz balances stuff in every game

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>>176272284
No.

>>176270258
>he doesn't play underking anub;arak

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>>176272284
>she won't be played 2 weeks from now

For the Nvida thing can you just play an AI match?

>>176271993
No. She has one ult after level ten. Her boom isn't an ult. If you choose bunny, pilot has no ult. Same for big shot.

is a hero gonna get his gold price dropped when dva is released?

How do I become good at He-hey Man?
Is there even a place for him in the game?

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WHEN THE FUC IS GENJI GOING TO BE 10K GOLD?

>enemy has lili malf
>guy bans uther
nice

>>176272495
>hero gold price drop

LMAO

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>>176272461
Don't have Anub

I have Diablo, ETC, Leoric, Muradin, Zarya, Tyrael and Sonya and I just find them all goddamn boring. I can occasionally enjoy playing Diablo/Leoric/Muradin/Sonya but not when they expect me to play warriors every other day

Plus blindpick leoric is miserable

>>176271253
i would love a lili rework, she can't be too strong in her current state when all you have to do is roll your hand across all her abilities and spam them off cool down.

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I'm so tired of playing with retards I could cry

>uncrate something you really want
>on the ptr

im close to my 1st 10k hero

should i buy medivh, morales, lucio, or should i stick to brightwing

>doing placements
>people on both teams had silver borders
>lose 4 games
>now they have bronze borders

im getting placed in bronze arent i?

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>Win a game of HL
>see that I have one win over losses
>next game get a Sylvanas on towers of doom that gets haunting wave talent at 1 and mind control at 10
>tfw forced 50

DYRUS VS VOYBOY

IF VOYBOY LOSES THIS HE LOSES HIS MASTER RANK

ITS LIT GET IN HERE

>Be Zul'Jin
>Try and play around on my low health
>constantly get fucked by Valeera

FUCK OFF DAMMIT I JUST WANNA AXE

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>>176272943
how the fuck am I supposed to climb HL when I keep getting paired with people who dive 1v5 and who ignore the lane soaking mechanics

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>now own 23 heroes
>level 88
>zero heroes from chests
Fuck this jewish system.

>>176272910
Morales

Brightwing is lots of fun, but can't really solo heal enough, even in a double supp meta shes is not in her best shape right now If you really wanna loli dragon go for her anyways

>>176273108
>>>/vg/lolg

>>176268479
I pick block on butcher if the enemy team has at least 2 auto attackers

>>176273275
literally what

>>176273389
>Try to take block
>overwatch characters continuously making the talent fucking irrelevant

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>>176272378
>Arthas, Anubarak, Varian
>Valla, Greymane, Falstard
>Liming, Chromie, Nazeebo
>Malfurion, Lucio, Lili
anything i missed?

>>176272079
KINKY
I
N
K
Y

>>176273510
>Chromie
>Lili
You forgot le balanced global soaking zerg and I'm not talking about Abathur

>>176269986
Ah i didn't know they did heroes holidays

Who is the Sona of Hots?

in terms of waifuness

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>>176273152
just do questing for gold?

>>176273219
>brightwing is a loli

what? I thought it was a male dragon that just had a really high pitched voice like Puck

>>176273447
hes one of those "REEEEE get out of MY GENERAL! I WANT TO BE ON the bottom the catalog with 1 post per 8 minutes!" people who think that anyone who hasn't been playing the game since day one doesn't belong "here".ESPECIALLY people who play other games.

>>176273451
Goodluck trying to block my machine gun hit

>>176273451
>pick Genji and try out the deflect build
>Tracer jumps and unloads onto me right as I press W
>instakill her from only using deflect

which hero was in the wrong here?

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reminder. these are sylv fags. most useless assets to a team. eradicate these fuckers

>>176273623
Probably Tyrande.

>>176273623
Zagara

>>176273623
etc

>>176273806
And also worst waifu

>playing ranked with friends
>one friend picks abathur for almost every single placement match
>the rest just pick whoever
>placement games are over
>the abathur is platinum 2
>we're all silver 2
w-what

>>176273623
Li Li

>>176273856
got the blueish desert queen skin in a chest

It's so lewd

>>176273879
pretty sure qm mmr affects where you get put

>>176273806
>Using 1 person from 1 game played with that person as research sample to ALL Sylvanas master race fags

Waifulets, when will they ever learn?

>>176273623
You have shit taste so Slyvanus would probably fit with her brain dead kit.

>>176273879
If I picked Abathur for my placements I'd have avoided silver hell and nova first picks

>owl build no longer gets increased width on the owl
WHAT THE FUCK?!

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>playing Lunara
>choose Nature's Culling
>follow Sylvanas around
>delete forts and keeps almost immediately

CUTE and fun.

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>>176273997
here's another

>>176274105
>can no longer take 1/4 a heroes health from an "educated guess"
It sounds like the devs want you to git gud

>>176274105
owl build was gutted no you have to go aa build so she can be deleted when she gets in range

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>>176274127
>1 game from 1 person, implying nobody ever has bad games
>Still 2 people outta thousands
>He really believes there isn't way more Chromie, Tyrande, Jaina and *insert filler waifu here* shitters

Waifulets are so retarded it hurts, they trying to roast you end up roasting themselves

>>176273134
I don't know man, I keep on getting good teams that know what they are doing and what to pick, but then there are games where these retards just pick whatever they want and blame others.

>>176274275
I was better with Jaina before they reworked her talents desu

>>176274108
Is memepush Lunara still a thing? I figure most people transitioned over to the Splintered Spear.

>>176274127
The most autists I see are playing sylvanas, just the split pushers who push until they die. Sylvanas even more than azmos

holy shit why did no one tell me Zul'jin was so op

>fighting zarya and malf
>malf gets to about 40% after 4 hits from me
>I'm at 30% hp
>he runs, zarya shields him
>guillotine kill through shield

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>>176273134
For some reason my shitposts go through but this doesn't

>>176274275
Our guy was representing Sylvanas, the dragons den guy who got her to 20 and didn't know how to detonate wailing arrow. That was bad when it was still the 1-50 ranks

>>176274362
>not deleting 3 forts in 10 minutes by suicide pushing

>>176274456
TAAAAAZ DINGO

>>176274127
It's actually surprising that the average Slyv is this bad. It's literally just push when no ult then ult in teamfight then keep pushing wew hard character

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>>176274460
>Brazilian monkey on 4chan pretending to fit

Go back to your jungle you retarded south american sub human chimp.

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>>176274539

>>176274539
>calling someone sub-human chimp
>posts sub-human chimp
What did he mean by this?

>Go on EU for the Nvida thing
>Try out Valeera since I don't have many assassins on NA
>qm
>enemy team brings me out of stealth constantly with AoE and skillshots
>meanwhile their samuro basically murders our whole team for free and walks right next to people until I walk up to him and fan

jesus christ what the fuck

>>176274613
Russians and spics

>>176274513
no tazdingo

guillotine

>>176274539
Le edge maymay

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>>176274682
>>/hsg/

>>176274603
can a subhuman monkey make art like THIS though?

https://youtu.be/fN-xq7t6pKw

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>>176274682

>>176274359
Everything is still a thing in QuickMeme

So is new Alarak the first real carry hero in hots?
Seems like if you are good with him all game long you get so much bonus shit that winning 1v2 or even 1v3 seems possible.

>>176275000
so is Butcher the first real carry hero in hots?

Seems like if you are good with him all game long you get so much bonus shit that winning 1v2 or even 1v3 seems possible.

>>176275086
>blind
>dps drops to 0
wow

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>>176274682

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plebbitors be gone

>be alarak
>tyrande tries to get in range to auto
>pull + discord
>literally deleted every single time
was her rework suppose to make her good? alarak is great at least

>>176275000
Wait for the live patch, his ptr stuff may not carry over in full.

sakura auriel is really nice, too bad I dont own her

>ally chills in lane and ignores objective right under him

>>176275157
Tough luck pal.

>>176275136
>crowd control someone
>dps drops to zero

hotsbabs?

how is this balanced!

>>176264480
Because don't you want to ORC the enemy team?

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>>176275168
it made her extra shit, blizz dunno wtf they are doing

>>176275168
I've only done like 10 games on the PTR but every single tyrande has completely sucked. It's hard to tell if she will be good though, but if I was going to make a judgement from how she has seen play on the ptr she is utter garbage. It could also be because alarak is insane on the ptr and in like every game so she gets decimated if you can play him even mildly well.

>>176275360
>blind alarak
>still wombo combos and pokes the shit out of you
hmmm

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>>176275443
rip my waifu, i'll never forget the fun we had sniping abas with double owl

>>176275621
>stun/silence or assassinate Alarak
>make him lose all his stacks

Valera is the cure to the incoming Alarak chemo

What should I be doing on Valeera? I've played dota1/HoN/League extensively, but have no true understanding of what the fuck you do in HotS.

Any recommendations for assassins that were included in the bundle? Would greatly appreciate any replies!

>>176275741
>valeera is the cure
you dont cure cancer with cancer

does Probius collect exp from his pylons or cannon?

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>>176275714
R.I.P. double owl

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>>176275748
>Stealthies
If you really wanna be useful and get good avoid this crap, its cool to have fun fucking shitters but a no-no in high level

>>176272583
oh, didn't you hear? new heroes will be staying at 15k gold from now on

>>176275872
The gets the exp only if it last hits the minion (same as every other summon)

>>176276137
Lies

>when your dps is absolutely useless

low mmr dps players are hell

>>176276008
I picked the assassins bundle because I was hoping to crush some people while I leveled my account up for ranked. I honestly haven't even looked if I needed to do that, or if getting the bundle unlocked it for me. My account was like level 20 before the 2.0 patch

does this game have enough concurrent players for ranked to mean anything

>>176276465
Nope.

>>176267006
Wtf am I reading? He can protect himself by repositioning himself or his enemy with telekinesis. You want Blizzard to give him even more defensive power on top of that? He would be overpowered and they would have to do something like remove the life drain on his poke to compensate.

>>176275000
He is.
>Can permanently stack percent damage on his E that isn't removed on death and is easy as fuck to stack
>Along with all the loads of sadism you'll be stacking as well
>Lategame squishies so much as enter your vision range and they get deleted
There's no way he's keeping all the shit he has right now when this hits live.

>>176276529
t. bronze

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>when you are losing 29-100 on Sun Temples
>but then your team wins one teamfight, holds both temples and suddenly wins after like 30 minutes of pain

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>>176275714
>>176275904

>>176275553
Everyone is just trying her out even if they never played her ass before because of her new talents. Once they release her on live I am pretty sure even more people will bandwagon to play her. Hopefully over time the decent ones will show up.

>>176276008
zeratul is a tier 1 assassin

>>176276561
he is definitely getting nerfed. i just hope his rework remains good when it hits live

>>176272389
>Just not the ones that look like overripe cantaloupes smushed into a backpack.

I'm terribly sorry for you. Like actually sorry.
My days are empty, my life is trash, I used to have a job but my work-pals froze me out of conversations, my best friend is dead from a blood clot-thing.
I have to eat bread and only bread for half a month to pay rent.
Everytime I dream, I dream about having my friend back and how everything used to be easier.
I use tigerbalm and smear it on my feet and head just to trick my body into believing I have a fever every night just to trigger nightmares rather then happy dreams, waking up hurts.
My relatives don't even ask me what I do during family dinners anymore, they just assume that I'm at home playing videogames being a burden on society.

But when I get home... I look at huge tits and my heart melts, I jack off for 3 hours almost every night to prolong the high.
Hell, if I didn't like ridiculus tits, I'd be an empty man and probably dead or insane.

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>>176272943
>You're not supposed to pick the haunting wave talent level 1

>>176275748
>have no true understanding of what the fuck you do in HotS
Soak lanes, fight for objectives, sometimes take a jungle camp.

>Any recommendations for assassins that were included in the bundle?

Raynor: baby's first ADC, dirt simple, if you know how to position you're golden; abuse the fact you have slightly more sight range and attack range than everyone else
Tychus: tank shredder, play as a normal ranged ADC and use trait to focus down tough cookies
Valla: advanced ranged ADC, you need to keep attacking to shine but now you also have a decent escape
Zeratul/Valeera: Kimimaro on steroids, the best way to play a stealth hero is to pretend you don't have stealth at first
Tracer: mobility incarnate, always dance around enemies and never stop moving because a single stun or slow will END you, learn to not be a retard and always kep a Q charge for emergencies
Butcher: pub stomper, starts weak but becomes a monster by killing things, early game focus on staying safe and keeping those stacks
Li Ming: baby's first nuker, just stay away and spam your nukes, E if they get too close
Kael'thas: king of AOE, spam D+W all game long regardless of build; a decent Kael knows how to use E to set up people for your Q, an actually good Kael knows how to not die afterwards because E is your only escape option
Kerrigan: if you learn to land her E+W combo you'll have a good time, if not you won't
Gul'dan: oen of the most underestimated heroes, it's all about balancing mana and health expenditure, use Q with moderation when lanin but spam it in teamfights, always pick Horrify at 10
Alarak: wait for the rework next patch

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Wait what

>>176277342
They are calling people who do most of their damage with abilities mages. There is physical damage and ability damage.

>>176277342
Mage is a catch-all term for AP heroes. Nova relies on her Snipe.

>>176277342
>wait what
>>>/reddit/

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>>176277110
>Not following the Sylvanas guide created by the Sylvanas fag himself

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>>176277342
What else would she be?

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>>176276561
>Both teams do that stupid posturing shit in mid for the first fifteen seconds of the match
>Walk in and hit E
>Instantly finish my level one quest and get a buffed E
>My lane opponent is completely screwed and can't do anything but get bullied into oblivion
It's almost a shame this is never going to hit live. Against your average pubbies he's just so disgusting right now. They can't handle the damage. Whoever was moping earlier about his E build being ruined, they don't even know.

>>176276918
Anon havent you figured it out everyone that hates tits on 4chan is a faggot. Faggots get irrationally mad at boobs for some reason maybe because they get more attention than they do.

>>176277489
>not taking the cd reduction on dagger
he's shit

>>176277342
She's Psionic.

Just installed. Which free megabundle do I get?

>>176277489
Ive had great success with an unconventional Sylvannas build im not going to share it but ill say that i pick a lot of the abilities not recommended.

>>176277647
Raw gold value assassin is worth the most gold. As for actual flexibility probably the flex bundle so you can do every role

>>176277647
whatever you like to play. do you wanna kill shit? tank? support?

>>176277647
Assassins if you like to do the damage, Tanks & Bruisers if you like to take the damage, Support if you like to make the damage go away, Flexible if you don't know what the fuck you want.

How come it seems like some even good players can't handle stealth heroes.
Then other teams seem to be able to see and know where you are at an unnatural level.
Hacks?

>>176277961
Stealth heroes can be very hard to see depending on the situation, and some characters can't do shit to stealthies even if they see them

>>176277961
If they notice you missing, they'll probably be more alert to look for your shimmer. People will also shoot into bushes just to scout.

If they have something like Tassadrr/Medic/Kharazim/Brightwing/Chromie they have easily spammable vision which will reveal you.

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>>176277961
the other players have eyeballs
zagara shitting pudding everywhere can make stealth harder to see
zeratul takes up like half the fucking screen

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>"I do not like to do this..."
>she most evidently does like to do this

>practice samuro
>better players never fall for his shit

I... saw this coming and regret nothing.

Isn't Blizzard usually known for their good animation? Why do the animations in HotS seem so stilted?

>>176277409
>>176277432
>>176277631
Ok, I'll buy that.

>>176277485
Leddit yeller, pls go.

>>176278576
Because they're the B team

>>176277821
>Raw gold value assassin is worth the most gold
Assassins it is then. Thanks.

>>176277850
>>176277862
Yeah, I literally just installed the game.

>>176278576
>good animation
Maybe the outsourced cinematics

>>176278484
samuro kicks my ass every time i play against him
what am i doing wrong?