/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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first for POTD

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Makes you wonder

>>176245776

You piece of shit, I had one ready with an updated OP.

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>>176246613
im sorry i am a piece of shit

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Good evening gamers and gamer gals

We here at NO FUN ALLOWED <<LEAF>> are proud to continue to announce the launch of Balmung's ONLY all-inclusive /vg/ Free company!

We have:
- An open door policy to all /vg/ users!
- No overbearing social conduct rules!
- No voting on new members - all of /vg/ are welcome!
- Catgirls!(is this something to advertise?!)

For information PST to Adelais Auteuil, Zira'vek Kryor or Jesse Kringle or feel free to submit an application with "vg" in the contents.

>>176246714
Fuck off and die already, Adelais.

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If anyone is interested I'd like to start a fixed party for PotD to level from 47-50 on Balmung. I'm struggling to get through with randoms because they keep being shit.

Aether - 97 - 97

>>176246778
It's already in the pastebin, fuckface, you don't have to spam anymore.

I love boys but boys don't like lalafell wives ;_;

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Elezbians

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>>176245862
xth for retards in potd

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>>176246531
They are dating and sit together all day long.

>>176246918
>lesbian
dropped

>Story quest to find the Elder Sylph
>Go to the bartender guy to help me find him
>"Yeah that's great, but can you go to an entire different fucking continent to look for my old friend for me?"
Are you serious?

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>>176246961
>random people
>notorious "boohoo i'm sad someone pay my sub because i had to pay my phone bill and don't know how to budget" poster

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>>176245776
>Lala OP
You're doing the Gods' work.

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>>176247117

It's just a play on words, friend

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>>176246918
But elezen girls can't love other elezen girls!

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>>176247194

>>176247223
You fucking stop that.

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What can you do in the game to feel more happy if you're feeling depressed?

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>>176247135
>le one guy
hmm

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Does anyone have any tips for playing on controller? I needed to switch because I couldn't break my skill click habit.

>>176246998
>wants anybody to believe there is nothing going on
>orbits the fuck out of him

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>>176246962
>Uchiha

Why am I not surprised.

>>176247307
Nothing. Turn off your computer and go outside. Sit at a bench and read a book.

>>176247349
Man, shut up and stop being a whiny boohoo bitch already.

>>176247194
all elezen women are lesbians
it's a fact of life

>>176246906
hey now, we're not supposed to be in there until Tuesday. I actually fixed the pastebin to the one we're not in because someone changed it early.
Someone recently changed it to the current one though

>>176247469
I do go outside sometimes, does not help at all and it's in the middle of the night now

>>176247523
STOP. I'LL NOT HAVE YOU TURN ELEZEN INTO MORE OF A MEME THAN THEY ALREADY ARE. I'LL WAKE UP CHEMO IF I HAVE TO.

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xth for old fantas

hmmm what to doodle?

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>>176247523

I guess you're right

My previous two EBs were female

>>176247717
elezen marriage

>>176247784
i'm good

>>176246909
what server?

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>>176247732
>eternal
>previous two

naka hunty

>>176247898

They both had depression and left the game/server

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>>176247716
heck ya

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Give me some dumb picture edit ideas

I wonder if Yoruh like male Au Ra....

>>176247732
see, confirmed lesbian
dropped like heck
>>176247712
seriously
all female elezen are lesbians and a lot of them are futa

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post interior design o:

maybe if all the elezen MEN stopped dying in pointless battles with dragons, the females wouldn't have to turn to themselves for comfort

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post huge retards

>>176247732
You look so cute, I would try and eb you if I played on your server.

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>>176248157

>>176248114
>a lot of them are futa
post any evidence other than "because I say so"

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>>176248229
snoozey

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>>176248157

I have no flair for design

>>176248260

Thanks but I only attract crazy people it seems

>>176248279
I like the room layout, it's so hard for me to divide stuff into rooms that isn't just generic and dumb

>>176248290
it's mostly anecdotal evidence as i've met a looot of elezen over the years but I don't save information on people.
ironically female lalafell in my experience have the least chance of being futa

hey senpaitachi I'm working on my anima, what should I do with GCS?
>buy the 4x4 craftable items for 5k each
>buy moonpearls for 4k to trade for crystal sand

>>176248431
That's rude of you anon, trying to imply I'm crazy.

>>176248489
>ERPing femlala
fuck off paks

My only wish in life is a yandere EB...

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>>176248489
>because I say so

>>176248726
i don't erp, i just flirt a lot cause i don't want to spend hours on erotic text.
>>176248750
balmung experience
your mileage may wary on other servers

>>176248661

How would you know if you were crazy?

>>176248736
people say this, but the moment an actually yandere gets a hold of them they realize how unhealthy and scary yandere people actually are.

>>176248872
I'm also on Balmung. Maybe it's just the people you talk to or associate with that is causing a confirmation bias.

>>176246909
Hello I very much like Lalas

>>176248992
Don't worry, I can take it all.
I would give everything for a person that would obsess over me.

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>>176249171

I've had it and it's horrible, you really do not want to be with someone like that

>Jump off a really tall cliff in a low level area
>Take like 70 damage
>Jump off a really tall cliff in a high level area
>Take like 700 damage and die

>>176249171
You. Don't. My friend had a yandere girlfriend and they were the most unhealthy broken bipolar mess of a person I've ever seen, then they cheated on my friend.

>>176249171
t. someone who's never had someone literally obsessing over them. You think you want it, but when things get bad, trust me - you won't want anything to do with any "yandere" person.

>>176249390
fun fact: you can only die from fall damage if you're in combat

>>176249390
Don't be in combat when you jump off a cliff.

>>176249390
You can't die from fall damage in this game unless you aggro something and are in combat.

>>176249396
Then its not yandere, its just a crazy person? Theres a huge difference.

>>176249454
I guess that's what it was then. I was on my chocobo and I aggroed a kobold and jumped off the cliff.

>>176249334
>>176249396
>>176249451
You can't tell me what I want.
If someone was blowing up my phone 24/7 or putting a knife to my throat for not spending enough time with them, it would be the best,

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>>176249390
>can't die to falling damage unless you're in combat
>can't even jump down from most stuff
>nor land with your flying mount

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In the Worlds before Monkey, primal chaos reigned, Heaven sought order. But the Phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown.
The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essences of Heaven, the moistures of the Earth, and the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain rock - old as Creation, and it magically became fertile.

How do I into RP community on balmung?

Just hang out at the quicksand and hope for the best?

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>>176249608
That first egg was named Thought.
Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, 'With our thoughts we make the world.'
Elemantal forces caused the egg to hatch, from it then came a stone Monkey.

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Anyone got some good shots from Shiva freeze?

>>176249730
Pretty much. You can also check out party finder for event advertisements like FC bars, brothels, beach parties, or ask to join an RP FC and learn.

>tfw literally one click away from spending $3 on a pair of digital bike shorts
I won't regret this, r-right?

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>>176249807
The nature of Monkey was, irrepressable!

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Am I asking for too much when it comes to dyeing?

>>176249545
this pretty much proves that either
A: you're young and don't understand much yet
or
B: you're unhealthy and another unhealthy person is what you think is prefect for you

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>be me
>playing ffxiv
>just hit level 50
>story quest to do an 8 man dungeon to kill some elite baddies
>nervous having to tank for such a big group and coordinate with another tank
>load in
>watch the intro
>see chat
>people talking about how lame it is to watch cutscenes
>ignore
>everyone just starts sprinting all full speed pulling all the enemies
>nothing for me to tank
>everything just dies
>cutscene
>watch it
>party is gone
>have to run for 2 minutes to catch up
>barely make it to boss barrier
>just watch as they delete the boss in like a minute ignoring adds and mechanics
>later
>final boss
>story character that they game has built up for like forever
>p1 everyone just stands and emotes waiting for some mechanic
>p2 deletes the boss in an inferno of damage effects and she's dead before the adds properly spawned
>hurry to skip the cutscene as i'm now used to
>everyone already gone
>two player commendations

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>>176246531
>>176246998
>>176247365
Stop falling for bait ehehe.

>>176247187
Are you the Hyperion Lala?

>>176250003
He's shitposting.

>>176249994
I hate the dye system in this game; it never does the thing that I want it to do.

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>>176249608
>>176249807
>>176249992
Please stop posting my origin story.

>>176249539
it's almost like all yanderes are mentally unhealthy and/or crazy in real life

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>>176250040
Don't worry, Anon. You only have to deal with that shit for two dungeons.
It was a really poor design choice for new players.

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>>176249992
Born from an egg on a mountain top!
Funkiest Monkey that ever popped!

>>176250106
https://youtu.be/OS_5BORSayc

>>176250003
Probably B.
I don't understand why others would try to prevent me and another person from achieving true happiness and a love filled life.

>>176250148
Who are all these elite players doing what is now a leveling dungeon? What's in it for them?

>dps queue pops
>some shit dps doesn't accept it
>I have to wait another 5+ minutes
why does this even happen? why doesn't it just grab the next dps in line and pop again?

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>>176250040
It gets better, don't worry.

>>176250048
Was stratos worth it?

>>176250260
Currency for gear or items. There's a MSQ roulette that they can do and it throws them in with all the sprouts just getting to that point in the story, so it's a faceroll at this point for most people.

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>>176250181
He knew every magic trick under the sun!
Tease the Gods and everyone can have some fun!

>>176250238
well, they're just trying to prevent the inevitable situation where you get tired of constantly being abused by your "yandere" girlfriend, try to leave, and can't because you're officially in a textbook definition abusive relationship

>>176250260
Surprisingly, it gives a good chunk of exp from 50-60, they might also need some poetics for gearing up another job that's almost at 50.

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>>176250260
It's in a roulette, if it wasn't for that roulette you would never get past that point in the story.

>>176250260
Boredom and Wondrous Tails.
Isn't new player bonus also like another 100 poetics?

>>176250260
120+ tomestones of poetics for 10 minutes work. Add 100 bonus tomestones and a second change point to that for new people like you. Its a good deal, you'll understand.

>>176250370
Worth what?

>>176250391
Why would I ever get tired of someone that actually loves me? That would be a horrible thing to do.
I don't think you people really appreciate it when someone truly loves you with all their heart.

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>>176250106
I was actually hoping you'd be around to see this.
Is it bad that I wanted to do this before you got the outfit and potentially reenacted the intro before me?

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XIVG
GIVE BACK THE SERVERS
and stop... laughing

>>176250439
Wait a second, in which roulette outside of Mentor Roulette is main quest scenarios supposed to be in?

GIVE US BACK OUR FUCKING SERVERS

>>176250610
There's a roulette that's literally just for Castrum and Praetorum

>>176250610
It's called the Daily Roulette: Main Scenario

>>176250539
Worth all the attention you give him?

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>>176250610
>>176250676
>>176250724
I haven't done that roulette for so long I completely forgot it existed.

>>176250548
okay, figured it out. You're A.

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>next mission
>accidentally watched a cutscene for more than half a second
>entire party gone as usual
>as i try to catch up i see the elevator carrying them away from me in a spot i cant figure out how to reach without pulling huge adds

Guess I'll just stand here then...

>>176250780
I'm probably older than most posters here though.
Normal people simply can't be trusted, they will always try to find a way to betray you one way or another.

>>176250849
freakin' loser

>>176250736
????

i wanna pump a midlander~!

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>>176250551
Somehow my irrepressible spirit will survive! But you still need others to complete the whole package for the intro, and Stormblood will be necessary for the Sandy part cause you can't do a reversed leap into water as depicted in >>176250189

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Look at them go...

>>176250919
>Normal people simply can't be trusted, they will always try to find a way to betray you one way or another.
Yeah, so will obsessive psychos.

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Can anyone post some cool NIN armor/glamour they use? I've been wanting to see what other people like to wear, specifically end-game

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>>176250552
>>176250621
>WoW world servers shit themselves and poopsockers scream and clench their fists in impotent rage in other generals

Cry some more.

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yes

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>>176250849
Just take your time and watch the cutscenes, ignore everything else.
I'm sure that won't cheer you up but they don't need all 8 players anyway.

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>>176251090
NEEEEEEE

>>176251052
And how do you reckon they will do that?

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>>176250040
>>176250849

>>176246531
Rip Lil- Beep- God Tier.

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>>176251124
>ywn lick that tummy

>>176251176
You give someone attention, they go berserk and come to the conclusion that you're unfaithful. You include anyone else in your life, same thing. You do anything with out them, same thing. You disagree with something they say, same thing. For anything like that to work, you'd need a clone of yourself with your exact interests and you'd need to be willing to have literally no one else in your life other than your clone.

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>>176251265

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>>176249965
best money I've spent in this game desu. Has not left my glam since I bought it

>>176251397
pst seto to in game lets rp this

>>176251612
what item is this?

>>176251331
I don't see anything wrong with that. How can it be true love if I'm not willing to spend all my life with them?

>>176250919
you're basically admitting you don't understand the problem with abusive relationships and that's really sad.

whats eb?

>>176251754
okay there's no way this isn't shitposting at this point. Again, you're either a teenager who doesn't really understand how things work, or you're very delusional and have some issues deep down. Either that or this is extreme shitposting

>>176251941
epperson bussy

>>176251941
Eternal Bond, in-game marriage

Does Dun Scaith have a limit anymore on how many times you can run it?

>>176251704
mogshop spats

>>176251954
>If you don't feel like how I do, you are shitposting
OK

>>176252287
no and it never did, only limit is the weekly quest for the 270 accessories

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>can finally afford to craft a dyeable poncho
>literally moments away from becoming Poncho Pete, the rascally vigilante with a heart of gold

Posr ebins in the wild

>>176252385
>never did
it used to have a loot lockout of one item per week

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goodnight friends
remember
join LEAF

>>176252385
>>176252516
thanks

>>176252542
why should I?
I might be FC-less but I was told to avoid all /xivg/ FC like the plague

>>176252646
hey, nobody is making you join if you don't want to

>>176252516
and you could run it as much as you wanted.

>>176252715
No no, I understand that but I want to swayed to want to join them

>>176252829
Most of us are friendly and helpful, and a few of us even play the game.
Pretty nifty huh?

>>176252829
Give us a try and you don't like it you can head off somewhere new, no hard feelings. That was my whole goal when I made this fc.(also there was no specified vg fc)

>>176252542
will i get kicked out for not talking

>>176253059
no

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>>176248157
I need to get some better pictures of it.

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>>176252602

>>176253092
Why was Paks kicked, then?

>>176253172
buyers remorse

>>176252382
are you actually defending someone who is saying abusive relationships are fine? Okay, suit yourself

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>>176253172
I think any sensible person here can figure that out pretty easily.

>>176246895

what a cute catboy

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>>176253284
I think any sensible person who would kick Paks would also kick Putt.

>>176253284
I understand to an extent, but from what I read, it was made it out to be an all-inclusive FC. I'm just a little confused here, please forgive me.

>>176253403
I think I'm out of smug faces on my phone.
>>176253497
To put it very simply paks has a bad rap for a reason and I really shouldn't have let him join in the first place, regardless of being "all inclusive"

>>176253497
>it was made it out to be an all-inclusive FC
that's the thing. it never was going to be all-inclusive, they were just advertising it that way to hopefully start a new circlejerk around themselves

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>>176250048
I am the Hyperion Lala.

>>176253632
putt has a bad rap. kiss has a bad rap. jesse has a bad rap.

>>176253632
That's fair. Thank you for clarifying.

>>176253632
everyone in your fc, yourself included, has a bad rap

>>176253698
But Paks actually did something malicious in the form of sending someone a keylogger.

the NA data center where will it be?

>>176253698
Yeah, so do I
I still don't send IP trackers to people

>>176253828
Hell

>>176253632
and you, putt, jessa, and beepy do not have "bad raps"?

>dwama here
>dwama there
>dwama evewywhere

Oh just give a west alweady fow fuckers sake jeez

>>176253880

>>176253842
>>176253817
xth for fuck off never satisfied shitposters

>>176253632
and yet you support Putt who shitposts endlessly about people they spitefully hate like Mado? Seems like a double standard desu

>>176253856
>turns out there really is a Hell, California

Huh. Neat.

>>176253817
>putt never did anything malicious
>beepy never did anything malicious
kek

>>176253856
dude seriously tell me

why do all of these people ACTIVELY care so much about all of these other people's lives lmfao.
Everyday with this shit.

desu if LEAF didnt draw the line somewhere, they wouldn't have any members lmao

>>176254010
we won't know until the servers have moved because square refuses to tell us what everyone will figure out by pinging the ip.

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Beepy isn't in LEAF.

>>176253817
Is this the instance from a while ago? Or did he do it again while in the FC? Because not allowing him a chance to be reformed is kinda fucked

>>176253990
there's a hell, michigan also

>>176254107
Please don't post that beast's character.

>>176254016
i just want them to stop advertising their circlejerk here

>>176254107
laughing_psychopaths.png

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Is it safe to come back here yet or is it still high school drama shit

>>176254115
pretty much this >>176254046

>>176254006
beepy isn't even in the fc

>>176254178
our two week "trial period" is done tomorrow so you don't have to worry anonymous lad

>>176254107
scat cat on the right?

>>176254209
It's the high school drama everyone missed out on! Featuring your favorite dramamongering dumbasses!

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>>176254164
Sorry...

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Help, /xivg/, what do
>resub few weeks before SB to prepare
>resub on SB early access
>resub to FFXIV whenever I get benched from mythic raids (inevitable sad truth)

I want to pour a torrent of semen into an elezen and nap on her chest afterwards! I can't take it anymore! All elezen were designed with mating press in mind!

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>>176254209
Still riddled with bored douche canoes. I'd avoid it until after SB drops if I were you.

I still drop in from time to time just to see what all the fuss is about and to funpost, though, so you do you.

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>>176254209
no, it will always be high school drama shit, forever

stay tuned for MORE drama next month when more people are playing for stormblood

>>176254321
>cat player
>getting benched in WoW

like pottery

Paks here - don't shitpost about it I was just testing if the 'everyone is welcome' was the real deal.

I'm not mad and have an RP fc to rejoin.

Adelais has admitted the inv was a mistake which even I agree with.

>>176254454
false flag

>>176254413
to be fair, 1/5 of the dps classes in WoW aren't super fit for mythic raids right now, so they could be playing one of those specs

>>176254454
>Paks admitting anything
The others sperms felt bad for the retard and decided to let him win.

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>>176254209
you may be waiting quite a while, friend

Kirito Tia here - don't shitpost about it I was just testing if the 'everyone is welcome' was the real deal.

I'm not mad and have an RP fc to rejoin.

Adelais has admitted the inv was a mistake which even I agree with.

Also Adelais don't be a douche and imply I kept you from getting members. I joined to help.

>>176254590
what the fuck is this

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Roe

>>176252973
>>176252985

Good swaying
I see none of your members around for me to join off of

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>>176254209
There's still plenty of the same drama going on with the same people, just with different FCs. Wait for Stormblood and you'll at least get some discussion for a couple months as people figure out any new content.

>>176254565
nighthold is 3 months old. you can kill gul'dan with sub-optimal dps specs.

>>176254938
funny thing is, ilevel caps haven't increased in the last three months, neither has the equippable amount of legendaries, and there are still classes that pull multiple hundreds of thousands less dps than better classes right now.

Can elezen get pregnant with non elezen?

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>>176254590

>>176255095
Yeah Hilda is a half breed

>>176255087
exorsus killed gul'dan with a 904 item level average, most guilds farming mythic are probably in 915 range and have a much stronger artifact thanks to 7.2

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>>176254565
>>176254413
>>176254938
>>176255087
>>176255235
I'm our least geared boomie and new to the guild don't bully pliz ;_;

Oh, it's Fartsniffer, explains why he got benched.

>>176254739
Do a player search for Kistol Crescere and you can submit an app like that.

>>176255201
How do you know the Elezen was the mother?

>>176255398
>>176254321
Don't you have some feminine dick to be sucking?

>>176253990
NorCal here, can confirm this. Literally everything is on fire here

>>176254016
But this is the future of gaming, normies and their shitty drama instead of playing the fucking game

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>>176254708
me waiting for a feast match to start

>>176256248
you look stupid

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>>176256248
when's birbs

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>>176256060
is this a new meme I missed out on

>>176256407
Who is this cutie patootie?

>>176256514
cancer incarnate

>>176256583
If that's cancer then I'm all for it.

>>176256514
She looks like literally every other moonc@

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Anyone on Balmeme want to run Void Ark really quick?
PST to Kistol Crescere . . .

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>walk outside house
>see this
>what do?

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>>176256703

>>176256703
Most cat players are pale so you're already wrong.

>>176256770
get my garden hose out and spray the stray slut with freezing cold water

>>176256770
Kick her off into the pond and then drown her.

>>176256770

This >>176256897 get the fuck out of my garden slut. I swear to god people have no respect for property these days

>>176256514
Acat's alt

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>>176256770
Tell her to get off my damn lawn

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>>176256383
how

>>176256407
farming birds makes me suicidal so i'm not sure

What happend to Acat?

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>>176254358
Cute ferret.

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>>176257089

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>put mine up for 220k since that's what they were selling at the other day
>check today
>see this
This happens EVERY TIME I PUT SOMETHING ON THE MB. EVERY TIME. WITHOUT FAIL. FUCK

>Finish dungeon
>Item drops
>Everyone passes on it and leaves the dungeon without a word
>"Unable to obtain Edgy Goathide Mitten"
So uhh does this happen at high level too? Why did they make it so if everyone passes, the item deletes itself instead of going to a random player or the last one left in the area? That seems dumb.

>>176257094
I miss Afakecat. Really wanted to meet him.

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>>176248157

>>176257089
>how
by being a lalafell xd

>>176257094
crafting/gathering binge

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>>176254716
R O E

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the most versatile weapon EVER invented...

>>176257168
Because when you pass on gear you're saying you don't want it.

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>>176256770

>>176257331
name/server/marital status/sexual preference

>>176257324

Ridiculous hair

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>TFW heartbroken and no boylala husbando

>>176257345
Does need take priority over greed or does need just let you roll higher? I've been passing everything because I don't want to accidentally get it from people who need it. That's how I've been raised.

>>176257434
It's Mel.

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>>176257437

>>176257551
oh nevermind

>>176257551
Does Mel fanta once a week?

>>176257480
Need takes priority. Need on everything you can since you can turn it in for Grand Company seals.

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>>176257625
Much more often than that

>>176257331
You look so mad about it.

>>176257480
If anybody rolls a Need on an item, everybody that rolls Greed will never win.

You can roll a 1 on a Need and someone with a 99 on Greed will lose. If everybody passes, the item is deleted entirely.

>>176257480
You were raised to be a servant.

>>176257663
this catboy actually looks good, now please post a selfie shirtless and pantless

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>>176257162
Delete this.

>>176257289
hm i see

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I wish the bears in this game were cuter, like real bears

>>176258060
i want to cum inside this lala

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>>176258305
The bears in this game are true to their monstrous, murderous, orphan making nature.

Kill 'em all and let Hydaelyn sort them out.

What's the best race in this game for a female character?

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>>176258852
midlander

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>>176258487
The cats shouldn't have been trespassing on bear territory in the first place

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>>176258852

>>176256770
My catboy could think of several things to do
multiple times

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It is now Lizard hour.

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>>176258346

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>>176258913
Well the bears shouldn't be trying to enter the designated vengeance air-space of my bullets.

>>176259136
sup bailey

Where are they anon...

>>176259136
oh boy, the idiot is back for his tri-daily "bounce" webm

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Did I miss catboy hour?

>>176259282
i cant wait until he posts the lewd bounce again, oh boy

>>176259282
>>176259204
report him and move on

Anyone else disconnecting randomly? It's only XIV that goes down for me, I'm still connected on my pc.

>>176259502
I'm doing Dun Sciath and around 5 people just DC'd, so it's probably some server issues.

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>>176259187
Don't be mean to bears
It's bad enough that they're making it legal to kill them when they're hibernating, pls

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>>176259309
Catboyposting is OVER
NEVER TO RETURN

GET OUT OF HERE SUCCUBUS

>>176259425
he'll just evade like he always does

>>176259425
pretty sure someone talked about how he's friends with all of the janitors or something, so he'll literally never leave

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>>176259612
Did someone say bears?
>want to get WAR to 60 and start grinding the warbear mount before SB
>nobody to spam POTD or dungeons with
>don't wanna play alone
;_;

>>176259612
I ain't killing real bears I'm killing EORZEAN BEARS. Eorzean bears are like a Voltron made of jerks.

>>176259425
You cant get a tripfag or namefag banned unless they break a serious rule or spam. I talked to a mod in irc about this and he basically told me to just filter as they will discard most reports against these type of posters unless it is a serious matter.

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>>176259623
>tfw genuinely think a lot of catboys are cute and would very much like to snuggle with and care for a few of them, but creepy thirstposters have ruined it for me

>>176259814
what server?

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>>176259898
Balmung

>tfw no cute Au Ra bf to use me as an onahole every night

This is XIVG.

You will not post screenshots of this game. You will not post discussion of this game.

You will not play this game, nor encourage others to do so.

Let this be a lesson.

>>176259707
yeah, over the weekend when he got doxxed-ish, every post around it, even unrelated posts, was getting deleted while his shitposts remained untouched.

>>176260020
Au Ra are too busy braiding their hair and having sex with men to care about women.

>>176260064
That's just Elk or someone else with a VPN spamming reports enough that a janitor hauled ass in here and started mass deleting posts to send a message and to get people to shut the fuck up since the janitor queue is godawful.

>>176260062
Reposting a jumping webm with no content for the 6th+ time is not suitable content for here, Epperson.

>>176260062
wow, seeing this for the 20th time really made me realize how funny you are! keep it up!!!!!

It's not going to work tonight Elk.

>>176260271
that's how i feel about bailey's posts

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>>176260020
don't make posts like this

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>tfw wish I were a girl but detest the thought of being a gross tranny, so I just play females in MMOs and cry at night instead

>>176260131
catboys are too busy being cucked by one single catboy to care about women

>>176260238
Elk wouldn't defend someone like Epperson.

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>>176260370
I AM THAT CATBOY

>>176260358
same

>>176260443
low tier nunh

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>>176260351
>don't make posts like this
>Griffith
Getting mixed signals here.

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a steppie a day gets the doctor away

>>176260619
what is a steppie

>>176260358
Seihai...

>>176260681
Who? I'm just a newfag.

>>176260649
Another one of Seto's many weird fetishes.

>>176260358
same desu

>>176260619
please don't ruin the image of otherwise good boots

Taking "mudflation" into account, do you think tanks (or at least WARs) will reach 6-digit hp by patch 4.5?

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I had to stop playing a few months ago for reasons. What are the ways of farming light for my anima, the only one I really remember is A1s, I want to finish it before stormblood.