/ss13g/ - spessboys on a spess station

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first for waifus without husbandos feels

Kayahi is my husbando!

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This was the peak of /ss13g/, it's all been downhill since

>>176104607
I'd say something, but...

It's not my place.

>>176104756
This seems like the sort of upstanding individual deserving of trialmanship

>tfw I will never be sawbones
>tfw senaat1 will never be in love with me

Would it be meta if I announced my intentions for the current round, before I join in?

>>176105318
If you need to ask "would it be meta if" then the answer is yes.

>>176105383
would it be meta to post unrelated things in this thread?

Whelp, time to pack it in boys

>>176105383
basically if the admins can tell it's you in a post you're boned.


cult round btw.

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What rare/disabled gamemodes do you like the most?

>>176105383
would it be meta if I read the wiki while playing?
fuck

>>176104756
Nothing matters when you have 2 fingers up pomfs anus, you can be literal space hitler and he'd mod you

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bay day when??????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

>>176105671
I like the meteor storm and supermatter cascade rounds/events

>>176105671
Xenos, wish dorf happened more often instead of extended.

>>176105671
abductors

really need dem datums

>>176105952
I've never played dorf. Is it fun?

>>176105816
Over your dead body.

What do Anchor Arms even do?

>Jeff Morena, whom through his DJ years has acquired the alias, The Funky Filipino, is the music producing & remixing mastermind behind his recording label, XTC Recordings. Born in Oakland, California, Jeff Morena has become one of the most innovative & individualistic icons in the house/dance music industry today through his own music & remixes, as well as astonishing crowds through his super clean mixes & DJ set selections.

>Blasma flood in low pop extended

how do you live with yourself, whoever you are

>>176106976
Its good fun, but its definitely something that should only be done once in awhile.

>>176107036
Wait theres anchor arms on this server?

How do you get them?

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>"So, why'd you bring the slime?"
>"Wife."

>>176106976
Dorf Fort is a lot of fun but you need a job like chef or engineer so you're always doing something and roleplaying.

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>vending machines can blow fuel tanks up
It was great working with you, Ariana.

>>176107418
I got them from a mechanic, I have no idea how he got them, what are they supposed to do?

>>176104484
That it for the night? Was an interesting experience for a newbie. Brain damage, Mime Curse, no name...

>>176107401
>No syringes on the mining outpost
>Captain in crit
>Pour dexalin plus into a fifth of vodka and start forcing it down his throat while my assistant fixes his crushed lung

sure were a lot of viruses going on that rounds

says the virologist

>troll Xeno by breaking his windows
>weld the escape doors shut
>break the window in the shuttle

Life is good.

>>176107401
>>176107442
Could I get a quick rundown on what dorf is? it doesn't seem to be on the wiki.
Or is dorf just one of those things better left unknown until it happens?

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whoever plays helpr, you're a good man

>>176107448
Shit, I meant Amelia.

>>176107036
Make you look buff

>>176107418
Something along the lines of latex gloves -> air tank -> wire -> red crayon

thanks for showing me the ropes Quartermaster.

>>176107478
New round.. continue to play if you want

>>176107459
They make you a jerk and everyone loves you

>>176107535
So they're literally just cosmetic?

>>176107517
It's a round where the entire crew moves to the roid in the first 15 minutes, because after that meteors hit the main station x100 and destroy it.

You then basically sit on the roid for 2 hours and build it up into a proper station.

>>176107580
Of course
They're just big inflatable arms

>>176107448
cargonia would rather blow itself up then be tainted by shitcurity
ebin

>>176107605
Okay, it was killing me not knowing, they're still cool as shit

>>176107526
OOOH, that's where my AAC went!
I wish they'd taken the SME AAC instead of the one I was actually using, though. ;_;

>>176107603
Sounds pretty amazing

>order two dozen fuel tanks for the novelty of it
>start moving them to the bridge for storage
>vending machine launches a soda can at them and cargo goes nuclear

>>176107652
Where'd all the fucking plasma come from? You said it wasn't atmos and there was 38000kpa in distro, how'd someone manage that?

>>176107613
>shitcurity
>he doesn't know

>>176107780
I'm gonna check the logs for it, because I have no idea. Plasma's mix pipe was detached because I'd been using it for something else, though, and it definitely wasn't me.

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Dumb question: what happens when you're knocked down with an item glued to your hand? It stays in your hand, but can you use it? Can you shoot a gun while on your back?

>>176108567
Yes, if memory serves.

>>176108567
it stays in your hand

you probably can't use it if you are stunned/knocked down but if you lay down you should be able to use it since you can punch when forced down in xeno nest and stuff

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>The emergency shuttle has docked with the station
>It's a smaller ergonomic model designed for fuel efficiency, NT is sick of recalls
>By the time you get in there's only standing room, you find a place to wait by a corner
>The smell of strawberries hits you first, before you realize where it's from her lithe fingers have placed a moonflower held up behind your ear
>She smiles mischievously, turning around just as the shuttle takes off
>Pushed together by the unexpected force, the gardener's perfect behind presses against your groin
>You can hear her playful giggle as she doesn't move away, her body casually shifting her weight side to side to brush back and forth against you
>The smell of the intoxicating moonflower combined with her strawberry hair is too much as she's pressing into you
>You attempt to stifle your moan as you climax, but you know she can hear it as the shuttle arrives at centcomm
>She turns around before leaving, her mischievous grin now predatory
>You can smell the mint from her gum on her lips as she leans in and whispers to you
>"You know hun, there's two different kinds of tiny pricks that will put someone to sleep shortly after it goes in them. Looks like this one will be out of commission for quite a while, huh little guy?"
>You stand paralyzed as she leaves, her shapely hips swaying hypnotically back and forth as she leaves the shuttle

>>176108850
did avada finally fuck off?

>>176108952
you just replied to his shitpost what do you think
t. morena pretending to be salamandoo

>>176105816
Never because that would take effort and wouldn't bring in reddit and hippie players.

>>176108850
>gardener

I can name 20 better waifu botanists that Av*da

>>176109075
>thinking either memeing retards or whiny sticks in the mud are desirable
Both can fuck off.

That long black ponytail...

>all my waifus are gone

how 2 deal with dis feel

>>176109585
who are they anon :3

>>176109603
I actually don't have any waifus, I'm just using this as an excuse to self shill myself by waiting for responses then creating a list and inserting myself sneakily into the middle.

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>Be clown
>Constantly slipping and honking people in masses
>Even piss off the captain twice
>Out of nowhere get battered by a guy i haven't even fucked with via fire extinguisher
>One greytider i slipped constantly disarms him, then pulls me to medical
>Get cloned
>Shuttle called
>Fire doors engaged, shit going down due to a cult
>CANT SPEAK
>Trapped
>Someone lets me out
>Don't make it to the shuttle in time
>Die

KAYDEN, YOU ARE A MOTHERHONKING FUCKING FAGGOT

>>176109672
Am I your waifu?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPUZwriSX4M

so basically it's just a band who played too much space station 13...?? am I missing something here OR...? uhhh

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAAvNmoqDq0

here's a song about remaining on tgsation

>>176110461
>>176110562
2hotdogs more like 2coldcats

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>>176110825
more like 2coldcuts

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Aha, you'v'e fallen into my trap. It's time to end this game, I play [Ivory Tower]

i'm so sorry I couldn't bring you back, rodger, I tried but I couldn't pay you back the favor

>>176111062
What is this? An ivory tower for ants?!

>>176108952
I don't think they've ever left

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>the entire wild ride after the cargo brawl

>>176111086
It's ok, such is life on spess

>>176110194
Don't play the local punchbag if you don't want to be the local punchbag

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>>176111062
The card that doubles PJB's autism levels! Now nothing can stop his ego! Quick, hide the pipes!

I just got the perfect inspiration for a character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuFfmnu34rs

>>176114002
Now THATSA star trek

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>when someone kills you and then they proceed to gloat about it

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>>176115210
>when someone kills you and doesn't react at all
>then proceeds to kill others, still not reacting
>goes on to kill the entire station having never said a word
>calls the shuttle, gets on, does nothing interesting at all
>doesn't even have greentext, just murdered everyone and forgot to go and grab a hypospray/blueprints/Ian

we have so much bullshit in game, and they choose to enact some sorta school shooting

>>176115668
>Horatio
>Objective 1: Retrieve a Hypospray
>Objective 2: Get out alive
Can you guess how much if the station was left?

>>176116032
Fuck off heroinehero
We know you want to be a meme, but the self shilling has its limits.

>>176116102
What the fuck is this self-shilling meme

>>176116234
The only person autistic enough to suck horatio's dick like that is himself.

>>176116531
I'm not, I'm just fucking sick of getting nuked when I've finally got things set up in a round.

It feels good not to be waifued no more

DO NOT BULLY THE SLIMES

>>176116032
>objectives the game randomly assigns
>meaning jack shit
just b urself

>MFW stranded with QT medical officer on station.

Life's good as a chef.

>>176116873
Then understand that the retard is only doing it because he wants to be known as "le ebin guy who can only ever do one thing", giving attention to it in the threads only makes him jerk off faster

>>176118378
Oedbay?

how is lifeweb?

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>>176118490
delete this

>>176118490

lifeweb is fun, the only downside is how slow everything feels

>log in
>crew manifest
>horatio
>log out because dont want to be bombed

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>>176115668

>he doesn't do whatever he wants when he finally have antagonist

some people just wants to have fun at the expense of other, anon. there's nothing wrong with that

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>>176118490
>playing Cerberus guard
>baron demands me & other guard locate source of horrible noises in his keep
>noises stop, never find out why they were there
>find a hobo downstairs wandering around with an unopened switchblade
>he takes one step towards us
>blast him in the knee and scream at him to stand down
>drag him to the torture chamber and skin his hands while telling the Baron that he was the culprit
>baron thanks us for a job well done and gives us armory access

pretty fun my man

Post statics you want to befriend but you're too afraid to

>>176119574
Megurine Luka

>>176119574
Joanna!

I just turned on the lifeweb discord to grab the ip to play a round for the first time ever, I don't know where the IP has gone, it's disappeared.

Anyone able to drop the IP for server 1 or 2 here?

>>176119830
get approved

>>176119830
HAND OF SPOONFEEDING
byond://46.188.0.249:1923

Pomf would get more money on patreon if he only put the server up on weekends and you had to pay to get in if your ckey wasn't made before 2016

>>176120447
just whitelist the whole server desu

>>176120447
Pomf isn't a Jew

>>176120679
No just a terrible host

>>176120447

>pomf let people erp
>make a big dick option for 200$
>several spessmens come back to the game and buy the big dick option

always believe in the power of autism for money

>>176120824
Daily reminder Kurt Jacobs bought the big dick option in lifeweb for 600 (SIX HUNDRED) US Dollars

>try to play lifeweb
>lobby keeps restarting because nobody wants to play the 3 roles we need to start the game

Truly this is fun.

>>176121930
Then play the role.

>>176121203

top kek, truly a pathetic spessman

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>>176121930
>play lifeweb
>man who paid 10000 dollars for a elephant sized penis force rapes me
>can't do anything unless I buy the anti-rape bundle for 12000 dollars
>have to mouth the word suigoi or get banned
>admin buses in a live birth while he's doing this to me
>babies start pouring out of his man womb
>they each have 10000 dollar dicks
>take turns raping me
>s-suigoi

>>176122796
>suigoi

i dindu nuffin but got banned nonetheless

>>176121930
>play lifeweb
>don't call a player by their preferred pronouns
>get banned because he paid the 100 dollars a month to ban 1 ckey

>>176120447
But VGcode doesn't offer anything that the other ss13 codebases do better

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>"Gave the clown a bomb 'for fun', the clown said they couldn't start the timer (Having some common sense to not bomb as a non-antag), so actually started the timer and left the clown to explode about a minute later"

>>176119574

All of them, but sadly I random name like a true space man.

>>176121930
>join as migrant
>oh fuck I only have shoes
>choose blacksmith, turns out I've been walking into a wall the past few minutes
>a guy comes along and I light his torch for him
>he tells me to avoid sprinting, and that the walls have ears
>wellfuck
>examining all the mushrooms, all of them seem deadly
>find another guy, asleep next to some meatshrooms
>practice inventory switching on him, he wakes up and glares at me
>I fix his pickaxe, he sets up a basecamp all by himself
>larry skinless walks in, sleeping dude spears larry right in the throat
>ofuck
>round ends, it was revs, nothing changes there
>sleeping guy strips off and starts masturbating on top of the fire he sets up, screaming all the while

Is this what being a greytide feels like?

I think vox trader is an ideal role for newer players after they learn the controls. Nothing is expected of you but you have the freedom to do tons of shit.

>Explore space to learn about space secrets and learn how to fight NPCs
>Can make basic machines, grow plants, on some maps access to chemistry and genetics stuff, can work on fixing up vox station for engineering and atmos practice all good practice before going into those jobs properly to learn the finer details of how to do them
>Teaches self reliance since even though you might actually offer useful items to the crew a lot of them still hate you, but there's a fair chance you'll also get a buddy or two who can help you with stuff
>Teaches you how to play a character other than just you on a space station since the crew will like you even less for not acting like a space jew who barely speaks common

>>176125956

No, that's the greytribe experience

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>>176127258
>>176127258

>>176127454
I don't get it

Anyone know how to use the money in the cargo account as QM?

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>>176127623
>someone actually gets off to these fucking retarded sewer rat looking things

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>>176127258

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>>176127258

>>176128024

>Pomf is a turkey

>>176128024
i love pomf!

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>>176127258

>go to the vox outpost to look for the dead RD
>find his stuff but the body was probably spaced
>set fire to the outpost out of spite
>the good vox later complains about his farm being destroyed

remorse.jpg

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finish my shitty bar just in time for everyone to leave and never come in

>>176127583
The bank info would be in your notes.

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I was getting so fucking close. reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>176129023
Should have made it visible from fitness

>>176129023
at least it was nice

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>>176128997
You have avenged me

cluck

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>>176129176
I kept begging the admin to give me telepathy so that I can communicate to you plebs

>>176128283

I'm sad pomf is basically turning into SoS

>>176129291
SoS?

>>176129092
ugly as sin in a cozy kind of way

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>>176127258

This is a public service announcement

Bean bags are completely useless and are the only shotgun shell that cannot penetrate windows. Do not ever use them.

>>176129535
no fucking shit
beanbags are meant to be shit shells for civilian use

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14798
People are throwing hissy fits again. Weigh in now, spessmen, or suffer sawbones forever

>>176129897
Skeletons should have never been re-added

>>176130282
>>176129897
DELETE SKELETON

How can I ban evade a sticky ban guys?

>>176130372
you dont

>>176130372
Move house, buy new internet and buy a completely new computer.

>>176130550
And make a ckey at a public library and let it set for a few months so it isn't brand new.

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>yahir gets the piss taken out of him
>claims he's being metagrudged again

>>176129897
>PJB isn't autistic about something for once
Well I'll be damned

Mind banning Emanresu123 from both the main and test servers? Was testing SME set up's and the asshole came in and shot up the shard.

I've been looking over the logs for the vox activating his murderboner, and I think the admins went easy due to

[07:35:07]ADMIN: MOD: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich) : what do you think nuklear, my friend and yours too

Yes, the circumstances were suspicious.Surely this alone doesn't excuse the bird from not instigating a conversation from a safe position, or locking onto the culprit so that he can't make any movements or take out a gun.
And then when the bird eventually downed the suspect, not only did they not restrain him once his supposed friend showed up, and then interrogate, but attempted to butcher the RD completely removing him from the round.

>>176131000
make a bane request on forums

>>176131000
Is that the faggot that tries to force arr pee on the test serb and acts like an underage? If so, I second this.

>>176131429
no idea, this is the first time I came into the test server because I was experimenting with the SME, and didn't want to ruin everyone else's play through by fucking it up.

I had got to something partially usable (at least not dangerous) and was about to modify the SME to improve performance. Just as I was doing this, he came in and took the shard out of the engine, and shot it with the infinite laser he had spawned until it blew up the SME.

He had literally only joined to be a total shit and left immediately after. was called "LEMONMAN LEMON", if that means anything to anyone.

>shiggypiggy plays a character called bateman on *******

Wow...

>>176132182
******* is filtered now?

>>176132287
it's because ******* is not ss13

>>176131915
that's the like 12 year old that's always on the test serb so he can "be an antag" when there's people on there testing shit. Beg Kammer to scare him off, it worked for me. Kammerjunk is a top tier husbando.

>>176132182
Even dattinderbox who thinks he is Kurt Jacobs irl doesn't play kurt on *******, shiggy is just a druggie russian without his mallory brooks waifu anymore.

>>176132182
Is it live weeabo?

Played my first round of ******* today, fell down a well in the first minute and died. It's sorta refreshing for a game to kill you because you're too stupid to look where you are going.

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What hath man wrought? That's some of the best flavor text I've read in a while.

>>176132442
>husbando

anon...

>>176133286
Kammer is a cute twink boy!

>>176119359
Where can I even find lifeweb? All the links I knew some to be dead. It was fun enough back in the day when I was able to sit down and downloaded resources for forever and a day, and now that I have time to enjoy it, I can't track it down.

>>176134639
Get approved

>>176134639
>he broke the word filter

******* has a discord you can join, you join read the rules and PM a red name to be approved, that unlocks the server channel which shows the IPs when it's up on the weekend. If your ckey was made after 2015 you can only play on server 3.

>>176128997
He was in the fridge.
>>176129113
That was a series of unfortunate events. I was trying to raise my partner on comms, but he wasn't responding. I said I was assuming he was dead, so when I came in to find some fucker in a sec hardsuit hacking in, I figured I was about to be murdered in turn. Sorry 'bout it, mate. Would have given your body back, but that would have gotten me stripped of my internals and left to die in the interrogation room.

>>176134939
No longer a problem mate, I was salty at the moment, I spent about 25 minutes wandering through space only to be killed in 7 hits on baymed, but then it all became fun

>>176132464
Mallory Brooks left him too?
Is Shiggy capable of hooking ANYONE?

>>176131082
A guy with a sec hardsuit implies a wide variety of weapons. In the time it takes to acquire aim, they could have pulled an e-bow or taser from their inventory and taken me down.

As for interrogation, I had assumed my friend was dead, and by the time they opened the door, the RD had died horribly. Hiding the evidence was a reasonable reaction to just killing a head, given that nobody knew he was there, and everyone hates Vox as is.

>>176135069
Still, I do feel like a right prick. Sorry about the murder, friend.

>>176135103
catandwet left them pretty quickly. Shiggy is not interesting in the slightest and even losers pretending to be girls can do better than regular losers when it comes to e-dating.

>>176135212
Ain't a problem. On the plus side, I got to become the Big Cluck

>>176135332
That's a fair trade. I spent most of deadchat praising Cluck and his holy featherness.

Post dream command teams:
Cap -
HoP -
HoS -
CE -
CMO -
RD -

>>176135769
Cap- Vox Trader who came across the hat
HoP- Ian
HoS- Beepsky
CE- Polly
CMO- Runtime
RD- Lamarr

>>176134939
You could have easily just thrown the corpse into arrivals and turn on its suit sensors there.

I suppose it's a lot easier to say sorry in the thread afterwards than not satisfy your thirst for murder

>>176136252
Yeah, but then I wouldn't have been able to sell his shit, because it would have been reported as missing from his body. Saying he ditched it on the asteroid and I came across it is somewhat plausible.

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When are we gonna remove nano(meme)UI

>>176136362
Shieeeet I should sign up for being a vox, seems like making excuses for removing people from rounds is really easy then

>>176136451
It's not. I'm pretty sure I almost got banned for that, and I'd rather not someone sour the reputation of traders further.

>>176136362
You can make up an infinite amount of IC reasons to not bring back someone into the round. Doesn't make you any less of an OOC asshole

>murder a guy
>wow lol sorry :D gotta sell your stuff!!!
>get out of a ban

>>176136451
just remember to claim "we wuz valid and sheeit" and you should be fine

>>176136820
Shit man, I do feel like an asshole.
>>176136889
>Partner isn't responding on comms
>Presumably armed intruder in a sec suit breaking into the outpost
>Only have the spur, they may have an ebow or taser
>Partner is likely dead, so vengeance is quite agreeable
>After it's sorted, I just kill the shit out of a head, which is enough to get me lynched by sec.

There were a multitude of factors.

Sorry 'bout the kill.

>>176136747
Then learn your lesson, I have no power here, I'm just trying to get someone to acknowledge they fucked up on multiple steps so that a future round can be slightly better, as I assume most admins would have done were they not your friends

Who is your security dream team?
Head of Security:
Warden:
Security Officer:
Forensic Tech:

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I think I've finally got acceptably proficient at the SME. Took me about 15 minutes to do roundabouts, (I'm sure there are those that can do it way way faster) but this is the simplest set up I could come up with. Uses the existing freezers to save time, but the original vents are quite obviously gone.

>>176136945
Gotcha, I can open fire on sec if they catch me stealing shit, right?

>>176137126
Shit man, I beat myself up over it the second my partner opened the door.

As for metaclub, I joined the server last week.

>>176137256
>Getting caught stealing
Outright theft is a poor decision. Sneaking shit off corpses before calling it in is alright-ish, but your main industry will be operating as an enabler for Cargonia, Greytide, and the like. You can make medicine, chems, and makeshift weapons. Xenoarchaeology lets you find cosmetics for people, and some weapons to sell.

>>176136387
When will TGUI disappear forever

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Xevonix and plaugewalker permabanned when?

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>tfw exploded mid-way and an engineer, the AI and an assistant have to fix me

>Cult is falling apart
>Running around looking for the warden while trying to convert people along the way
>Stun a sec officer and run to my rape cave
>Stupidly I strip him and don't change spot
>Sec is on me near instantly
>Fire taser shots towards the opening door
>Step to the right
>Slip on a FUCKING clown PDA
>For some FUCKING reason the officer had the clowns PDA
>Get murdered

WHY YOU PIECE OF SHIT. YOU HAVE BETTER BEEN THE CLOWN ROUNDSTART OR I SWEAR TO GOD.

the ride never ends

>the emergency shuttle has been called
>the emergency shuttle has been recalled
>the emergency shuttle has been called
>the emergency shuttle has been recalled
>the emergency shuttle has been called
>the emergency shuttle has been recalled
I'm glad it's over

>>176137958
The minute I become admin

#StandwithPlap

>>176137973
I was the HoS. I do not remeber the PDA.

>>176137972
Ayy, that was my first time actually building a bunch of shit as Engineer, what a round.

>>176136889
Stay out of the outpost

>>176137221
Stand in the doorway, smash the glass, cut the grilles, plop down layer manifolds then just add H/E piping

10/10 would share cramped locker with cute CMO again

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did a hidden main bar this time

>>176138114
I did consider that but I didn't want to start smashing the SME walls for some reason, which would leave little space for layer manifold + HE manifolds so I'd only have got a handful of pipes in there. would that have still been better?

>>176137973
I've found the clown's dead body near toxin and when I returned his body to medbay I kept his PDA because he had all access.

>>176138136
>it's another autism crab bar
wow...so original...good job

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>>176138289

>>176138267
You only need 1 set of adjacent window.

>>176137973

>Got culted
>Didn't get book
>Immediately fuck off back to what I was doing

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busty boy vox when?

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>be clown
>cap gives all access and the discccc
>start spacing all the tea machines and yelling about taxation
>sec tries to stop me but i slip and steal his taser
>slip him again and steal the baton but someone pushes me
>run away and continue spacing tea
>forget the one in brig
>waltz in and start unwrenching
>warden arrests me and says 20 minute
>forgets my toolbelt so i start breaking out
>sec comes in and i get shocked and so does the warden
>go to medbay and escape from surgery
>sneak out the tea dispenser and space it
>tide around a bit
>go to science when sec goes to raid it
>bring the RD that was obviously a cultist with no implant???
>thought it was the chaplain
>die to his laser
>bussed into being a grue and told to not be a panus so i just start smashing lights and spooking people
>killed by my fellow grue
>spend rest of round watching the shit show

>Be Warden
>Sit in brig half of the round
>Spend other half of the round hunting cultists
>Not once any of them attacked me without me already shooting at them

I didn't even realize I was the target, weird shit.

>>176138638
Cult were disorganized chickenshit scrubs

>>176138638
>nameposting
STOP NEWFRIEND

>>176138775
He's been playing off and on for years.

>>176137958
plaguewalker self requested one for an attention grab and got unbanned when nobody cared

that guy craves attention so much it's insane

>>176139018
Well, he's a fucking cuckloid

>>176138924
I know, he's an attention whore and loves people knowing his name

>first time as shaft miner
>find diamond
>oh sweet lemme just dig that up
>the deposit has gibtonite in it
>you activate the deposit. Run!
>guess i better get ou-

that was quite the shock

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>check vgstation github
>1692 issues

>>176141291
coders code for themselves, not the community

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>>176141565

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>>176137221
figured it was time for some stress testing to see how far my configuration could go.

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I hurt myself today... To see if I still feel...

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>>176137221
>>176142027
When you can't be bothered with more prisms, you call an expert.

>>176141291
Look through them. A lot of them are balance and issues that can't be reproduced or aren't really fixable

>>176141565
Kill yourself

>>176142027
Use the hand tele so you can quickly zap you load out to space then sync up huge emitter arrays

>>176141989
You can't force people to do anything over the internet

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>>176137221
>>176142027
>>176142298
First wave survived, going up to 600K then falling down again. Second time, added more shards on the shard and more corgis.

The EMP was so strong it sent the server to an utter crawl. The plan was to test something with the shuttle when this went down, but you really couldn't move, so the test server had to be restarted.

Good times, and least I know this SME will hold up to all but the most improbable adminbuses

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I seriously want to see the ZAS through portals thing appear, it can unlock new ways to massively fuck people over. Wear an atmos hardsuit, place a tracking beacon in the toxins room, mix some toxins, get the hand-tele, then just fucking release it in the middle of medbay, it's the best alternative to bombing

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&p=19710

jewishcupboard btfo

>>176143394
no, it's still turboshit powergamed or die check and also a shuttle call because unless I'm CE and recalling from space nobody will put up with it. There will also be a lot of accidental deaths from retards mishanding the hand tele leading to deaths leading to bans all for nothing

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>>176143546

>>176143826
it's quoted from the yogstation ban page

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>>176143826
could they be the same person?

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>>176144020
never said it wasn't a quote, sawbones is still a redditor

>>176144103
This is common knowledge
What are you implying?

>>176144314
I don't like reddit, used it for a few weeks to discuss a /tv/ show. Got downvoted a lot because I disagreed with the (((consensus)))

>>176144103
still better than an anonymouse shitposter

>>176144634
Reddit is a pretty bad site for discussion, 4chan is only slightly better though

>>176143826
>>176144103
stop trying to character assasinate sawbones let's talk about space ducks guys

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Hey boys~

Newest version of the slime lore here!

I've spent some heavy time editing and listening to your comments, so lemme know what you think now!

I've even included the jungle planet stuff!

https://pastebin.com/nXMLQCQf

Enjoy <3

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>>176129897
>it's controversial because I dislike it
murda urself peter

dragan you there?

Oh that's what I recognize maw from
didn't he used to avatarfag with that image
I thought he got perma'd for it

>>176145537
Sawbones is well known for character assassination himself kiddo

>>176146035
how

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>>176146197

>>176146197
He shitposted once or twice and I disagree with him. He also something something discord something metaclub avada colander is my waifu metaclub yahir metaclub something something autism something plasmabones something 4000 bans last year
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

>>176146197
either you don't read the thread or you don't pay attention.

Someone post that picture when he fucked up and copy pasted his shittalking spiel in adminhelp, I've yet to save it.

>>176146470
wow this was really funnie and 'insightful' and like mad smart 'and shit like that'
wtf I love admins now

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Why are these threads always so full of autistic nerd-fantasy and drama faggotry?

This is tripfags all over again but on a whole different level.

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>>176146558
It was later claimed to be morena shitposting in the thread, zealot copied the first part to PM them and ask if they wrote it. He then accidentally pasted it in an ahelp later on. Morena agreed with this telling of the story.

Not sure if that proves it was them, thats up to your own interpretation. Morena will appeal in 2 weeks

>>176145683
>these slimes MIGHT be able to cure diseases and stuff

>people then worship the ground he walks on, and then starts an entire religion based off of him
You really have the issue of making people go extreme when they're introduced with things.
Like the previous version where slime people ruined the lives of a colony of people because they can't reproduce.

>Intelligent or "nerdy"
This is ridiculously cliche.
And if slime people come from all sorts of groups of people due to being unwillingly transformed, I don't feel the stereotyping to fit very well.

All in all would recommend the anon who edited the other one to take a look at this.

>>176147030
When people die in-game they come here to shitpost.

>>176147030
No matter what subject, if you discuss the same thing with the same people long enough, eventually the conversation turns to discussing the people, instead of the thing.

Usually because people who don't like the opinions of other people make personal attacks and it goes downhill from there.

>>176147030
>instead of just going to play a game on the side until the round restart, they unload their autistic rage at anything they can in the thread.

some people are just incapable of being chill.

>>176145683
This is still the gayest shit I've ever read. Go play on fucking citadel nerd.

>>176147107
>Making up stuff that isn't even there.

You're that exact same guy from yesterday who's been saying "Every line is fetish stuff" aren't you?

KYS already.

>>176147030
Because there basically are tripfags, except they avatarfag or type in a specific manner
See carsh and karmen rider pictures

It's okay to be retarded in game, admins will defend you

fuck you captain you don't get to tell me how to run the brig.

>>176145683
cringiest shit I've read on 4chan to date

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>>176147208
>>176147303
>>176147320
>>176147542
It's fucking pure teenage deviantart bullshit.
Posting here and reading other people's greentexts is fun, until the freaks start bringing up nonsense that doesn't even belong here.
One half of these threads are great, and the other half is just so many levels of "duh".

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when can we rework the whole lore too remove all aliens and non-human playable characters.

I unironically think it would be an improvement. Everyone just ends up being a human in different skin or a funny looking human with a speech impediment anyways.

>>176147935
>joins autistic community for an autistic game
>complains about autism

>>176147976
MUH ANIMAL PENIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>176147541
>Making up stuff that isn't even there.
What are you talking about? Everything I wrote about was in either the previous draft or the current one.

I am not whoever you think I am. If I was, I'm pretty sure I'd want it deleted rather than edited by the one who edited the previous one.

>>176147976
When you go play on Hippie.

>>176148034
Why the fuck does it have to be that way though
Why can't there be autistic games with not retarded autistic people, you can be a fucking assburger and not be a freak who drinks fanta cum for nurishment, so why do they
always
fucking
behave
like morons

The way to fix this is to bring everyone together with someone to hate
I propose duny

>>176148320
i like duny

>>176148247
It's because people naturally form groups and naturally grow to not trust anyone separate or opposed to their group's ideas.

You can't stop human nature

>>176148320
Duny's not around enough
Let's hate dragonbro

>>176147976

Exactly, so why the hell does the lore matter?
It's like getting preoccupied with the story in an MMO. You don't play it for any of that shit.

>>176148497
>preoccupied with the story in an MMO. You don't play it for any of that shit
I-I do

>>176148453
Dragonbro is well liked by most players and by most players I mean by me

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>>176148558

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>>176148320

>>176148558
that's somewhat acceptable. usually there's a team that designs that stuff, not a whole bunch of furries trying too shoe horn their fetish-of-the-month into the game, or the legacy features of furries that shoed in their fetish-of-the-month five years ago.

>>176148738
BUH MUH FUCKEN ANIMAL PENIS THO
UUUUUUUUUUUGH YOU'RE SO TRASHY AND BIGOTED

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Kobolds fricking when

>>176149330
When you code it.

>>176149330
>high fantasy beast races
kys

>>176149458
>humans bullying kobolds

this is why they are still tribals, if you accepted them, tolerated them and gave them lots of money they too would be developed and civilized.

>>176130372
i know how without doing that other bullshit but i'm not telling you

>>176138136
Looks good, Anon!

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what did he mean by this?

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>>176149559
Until they start asking for equal rights and bitch about human privileges.

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>>176149832

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>>176149832
>when the szechuan sauce kicks in

friendly reminder to use flares during sink blackouts

>>176148598

Dragonbro is a really shitty admin.

Fun gimmicks as antag?
I do like murderboning but not every time i get traitor/vamp/whatever

Lately i've been trying this
>make a hidden room or room in space
>decorate it with carpets, posters, etc
>kidnap people
>buckle them to a chair behind a reinforced table and with windoors at the sides
>use a syndi ID and voice changer in a way i become something like "Game presenter" or whatever
>use a few radios with most freqs
>talk like i was the presenter of one of those tv quiz shows
>make spess related questions to the kidnapped crewmember
>sometimes the crewmember answers
>sometimes its the crew that has to answer
>for every wrong cut a limb or feed mercury/fuel tank
>for the grand final maybe use an explosion implant and abandon them on the station
>wait until i know the crewmember is either at medbay or being questioned by the heads
>ask a really fucking dumb question over comms
>the answer is the explosive implant trigger
It hasn't been easy and im pretty retarded at being stealthy

Any other gimmicks, or a not shit version of this one?

>>176151020
Not really, he's just made mistakes. Kolith was a really shitty admin, Dragonbro is average at worse. At least he actually logs in unlike half our admins.

>>176151046
fuck off Isaac

>>176151046
that's a really great gimmick anon

Discord is the cancer killing the clown planet.

>>176151362
There's a clown planet?

>>176151447
Where did you think clowns came from?

>>176151362
>real actual discussions happen on the discord
>thread is only shitposting hhmmmmm................

>>176151148
i'm not isaac, but im autistic too, so please help me nigger i dont want to fuel tank maint every time someone calls the shuttle and i dont know how to cause any chaos

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>>176151532

>>176151532
What discord do you go to? Please drop me the invite, the official ss13g discord has little to no discussion. It has TWO channels dedicated to the actual game. ICK is just for post round greentext mostly and Medbay is dead.

>>176151046
I've been wanting to do a gimmick as "The Chessmaster", with bombs planted all over the station, demanding any crewmember battle me in a game of wits for the fate of the station in Holodeck. But I know how disgraceful the crew is, and that they'd never allow that to happen, so I'd need someone else to set them off should anything happen / use someone to make the moves for me while watching from a secure location. Too many variables have to line up for this.

>>176151827
I'd whoop your ass contingency plan or otherwise senpai

>>176151827
You could wire the bombs to the airlocks remotely

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Yahir is now being "metagrudged" by IAGFPRMF, why do they always bully yahir?

>>176151568
How 2 cause chaos 101
Blow lights
Comms spam/telecoms fuckery
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&p=19710
Rip every single floortile possible and break windows
Set the temperature of apcs to 20 and the next room to 40
Throw molotovs randomly
Cut the electricity wires in maint doors or fuck with safety wires
Emag a random low key apc and pda the warden/captain you saw a blue apc and for him to check it out
Just fuck shit up. Man up and buy a revolver, kill a dude, get a agent card and a voice changer and constantly spout WGW or lusty xeno maid as the comdom or clown, change the AIs laws to keeper, tell the borgs to go to clown planet and scan the bananium there so they can make bananium walls, being a chaotic prick is all about action, if you don't act you wont make chaos

really quite liking lifeweb. Haven't seen much sexual content so far thankfully, mostly seems to be life and death situations with robust mobs

>>176129291
Sisters of Silence?

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>>176151827
>realize I'm not intelligent or sneaky enough to pull crafty shit like this
>jealous of everyone with smarts who knows the game well enough to have fun
>mfw

>>176148161
Hippie loves their non-humans, especially mothmen.

>>176153285
let me tell you a secret

one of the biggest reasons a lot of people can do crazy or creative stuff is not necessarily because they're the smartest tools in the shed or have the best ideas. Sometimes they just have the practice and the experience to do cool stuff. All you need is one bright idea, just one, and then you need to train yourself to be able to accomplish your goal. Learn the game, learn the specific disciplines that interest you, and practice so that you can do whatever gimmick you've got in mind when the time comes.

>>176151942
I don't think it's fair to punish the crew for an accident. I'm not sure if a stutter counts for the purposes of voice activated bombs, and they might get moved before I have a chance to do anything.

>>176153630
Yes, but Hippe clearly says that Mothmen are just reskined humans and call lore "nerd shit" which is exactly what he wants.

>>176153867
nigger if it was easy to be autistic I wouldn't be complaining

>get to murder three rounds in a row

today is a happy day

Also

>tell OPs not to go teleporter and to use the p sink first time
>everything goes well
>OPs try to rush the armory with the teleporter the second time
>things don't go so well

I fucking told you (f)am, p sink works every time. Rushing the armory is a deathtrap half the time and teleporters are for turbo scrubs.

>>176154030
I hate to break it to you and the other guy, anon, but lore has honestly never mattered all that much on /vg/station.
If it did, plasmamen would be screaming autists, vox would probably never hold a position above janitor, and everyone would do their jobs.
We're light RP. Do as you please, do as you will within reason and a bit of flare.

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>tfw you get left behind but the shuttle got bombed so it's okay

>>176151827
pAIs can download remote signaller function and are completely loyal.

>>176154561
Thanks, see you soon, chesslord

>>176154154
>rushing the armoury
You're there for the disk, Every moment you stall is another chance for crew to murder your ass. Why the fuck are you rushing the armoury?

>>176154154
>not waiting for the word to get out that there're syndiecats on the loose for a couple of minutes, then telebombing the armory when sec rushes in for their goodies

>>176142326
kolith this is why nobody fucking likes you you assfaggot

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Nuke OPs strategies percent success tier

90% tier
>Stealth: lone op goes to station, emags into secure tech storage, steals AI/borg upload, builds console, subverts

80% tier
>Stealth: most experienced op steals miner/vox trader hardsuit tricky pens carrier
>Stealth->Loud: several ops infiltrate, bomb bridge, medbay, brig

70%
>Loud: rush telebomb bridge
>Stealth: lone op uses chameleon jumpsuit, to imitate admin bus, teleport to station *

60% tier
>Loud: Nazi hardsuits *
>Loud/Stealth: pray for clown hardsuits *
>Stealth->Loud: Locker Ops

40% tier
>Loud: normal hardsuits

30% tier
>Loud: Digitalis is also an Op, insists on some stupid gimmick (currently not in rotation)

10% tier
>Stealth: Anything involving the chicken suit or maid outfit

0% tier
>Loud: all ops use teleporter, leave ship at base (pic related)

key
* = patrician

did I forget anything?