/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>>176089361

This game blows.

>>176089531
FUCK OFF FLIBINBIGERS

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>>176089361
Waste of emone. Look at broughy's videos for what vehicles are best.
>>176089645
You cannot halt the bread posting.

>>176089645
flibinbigness lol

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>>176089776
BIG
BLUE
ANIME
TIDDIES

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I like the part of the game where you can accidentally find clothing combinations that aren't normally allowed even though they work perfectly fine.

Is Nessi the most alpha player in /gtag/?

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>>176089941

>>176089913
IT'S FLOATING ABOVE YOUR SHIRT THAT ISN'T ALLOWED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

whoever modeled the clothes needs to be shot.

First for x80 being a waste of money.

Kazzi is a slut and not to be trusted

>>176090039

No it's just a very stiff necklace.

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>>176090039
I really don't understand why they didn't just do a modular system like Saints Row 2 had.

>Pick shirt style
>Pick color(s)
>Pick logo/graphic if you want one

That would free up so much clutter instead of having 81290387128973 premade items. Not like it wouldn't work either, since you can glitch that too.

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>>176089941
lmao no.

>>176089743
>Look at broughy's videos for what vehicles are best.
You retard, stop doing this.

>>176090414

What is this from?

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At the drive thru, what y'all want?

>>176090317
It worked in APB, too. There were also decals for cars, and it was fun to mess with.

>>176090549
>No spicy chicken sandwich

I'll be taking my business elsewhere.

>>176090549
An afghani heroine smuggling dlc

>>176090549
how do they expect me to roleplay as a vinewood actress if they have no vegetarian option

>>176090210
The first part was a joke poking at the fact that they're label something incompatible just because something clips a little with something else. Meanwhile you can wear the business scarves on top of a bulletproof vest, and it's allowed.
The second part wasn't
>>176090317
This irritates me more than anything because none of the colors match. Some colors are darker shade than other colors. The least they could have done is give an option to paint everything crew color.

>>176090549
>1.50 for two strips of bacon
It's the little things you know.

>>176090549
aw shit here we go

babu babu

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Post trucks.

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>>176092596

>people getting almost 500k shekels in tax refund
>some other people getting like 200k shekels for no apparent reason
>I have not gotten either

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>176089531
Man, I know their updates are becoming smaller and fewer, but I'd love it if Rockstar implemented small part-time jobs like being a taxi driver, body guard, mailman, hunting, etc. Just extra ways to make quick cash on the side that acted more like mini-games.
That and the option to sit on more things, like grass and benches.

>>176090513
A heist preparation screen peasant.

>>176089623
fuck no, there are better supers for half the price. not to mention its easily the most retarded looking car in the game.

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>>176090549
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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Is there a way to get a modded player character to replace the main characters in GTA V?

>>176096417
Holy shit, the lighting on that weebshit character model makes it look surprisingly real. Got more screens?

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>>176094318
>small part-time jobs like being a taxi driver, body guard, mailman, hunting, etc.
Pretty much this. If you could just scout around in a police car doing vigilante work like GTA IV, with rewards varying from ~10k to ~25k buckos depending on how hard the tasks are, then I would grind on that shit all day.

But yeah, never ever.

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>>176096715
The shading techniques in modern weeb games for characters are definitely more realistic than what Rockstar did with GTAV. The Nier model for instance isn't even being rendered properly because GTAV is so basic in the lighting department.

But anyway I think I found out how to replace a main character. I'll report back after I do the mod.

Anyone want someone to help with heists on ps4?

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>>176096946
>co-op buddy cop shenanigans

Are there any level hacks that you can get away with using without a ban?

Asking for a friend.

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>>176097917

No

So why does the host get 0% in the new pacific standard method?

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>>176099571
>So why does the host get 0% in the new pacific standard method?

>>176099628
Oh wait I'm retarded, u said the new one.

>doing vehicle warehouse stuff cars are just spontaneously combusting
>yesterday a guy teleported on the road ahead of me and instaheadshot me

Are modders still this common after all these years

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Who are the best members in PS4 /gtag/?

>>176101065

Worse

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How did I do in the face generator?

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>>176103160

More angles.

>>176103405
gayboy emo hairstyle and dsl, rest is good

>>176103405

Chad

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>>176103160
>>176103405
>he made a middle-aged emo femboi

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>>176103160
>>176103405

thousand times better than the trannies in this thread

>>176103869
nigga, I've seen better dindu and tranny characters than that anon's bottom-boy, he didn't even try.

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>>176103476
>>176103837

Most hairstyles in this game are really bad.

>>176104094
Now you look like a Frenchman who cut off his long hair, and that's better.

So this game is basically Mario party with Los Santos as the lobby?

>>176104169
It's nothing like Mario Party, and GTA Online isn't the only GTA, fag. Get GTA V and ignore the grindy shitfest of jetshitters and scriptkiddies that is Online.

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>>176104094

>>176104169
>no free roam element where you trade bank accounts with a random player

>>176104094
you need bigger, darker eyebrows and a longer jaw in my opinion

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r8 our mc

lol it happens again, ghost org, off radar and even find the vip job aint working against me, i dont know if its the whole lobby or just me im on ps4 btw

>>176104497
I have a feeling you like jerking each other off in the clubhouse meeting room

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Got my new gta machine put together

>>176105163
>165hz
waow

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literally every session

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>>176105460
>if I make my username retarded they cant report me

>>176104752
>implying you wouldn't do that with your best bros

>>176105697
My bros prefer driving around and playing Heists together, and if we feel like fighting people, we'd go blow up jetshitters and defend the lobby from them.

>>176093259
you had to play and spend moneys between 25-30 april to get the tax refund

>>176105885
>he doesnt jerk his buddies off
lol r you a homo

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>>176105885
That sounds pretty gay.

the crew color is so ugly

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>>176106368
yes
>>176106452
also yes

>weekend gta online

not even once

>>176105885
You got good bros. Appreciate them before it's too late

>>176104497
You bikers would desecrate the dead huh.

>>176101924
Me

>>176105598
Why do they do that anyway? To avoid getting reported?

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Someone called me a tasteless nigger in the last thread so I tried again.

>>176109596
The car ain't half bad, but you still dress like a tasteless nigger.

>>176109859
I wasn't aware I had to be /fa/ in a game

>>176110101
This game is all about cars, outfits and blasting shitters.

>>176110101
yeah you have to look good, drive good AND jhave good looking car

>>176110101
you're dressing like a fuckboy who decided to join ISIS but has to wash the dishes first, of course someone would criticize your shit tastes

>>176110170
>>176110252
Do everything but have fun. Got it.

>>176110324
What exactly is fun to you in this game after several hundred hours of gameplay?
You rack up money to buy your garages full of cars you'll never use and spend 10 hours customizing your character's wardrobe and then collectively with GTAG blast the poor sod who thought it'd be ok to kill you.

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Know the devil by his mark

>>176110810
PLAY THE GAME MODES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS THE GAME!

>>176110810
Race and i dont mean that wonky ass shit races with boosts and shit, race like a normal person without hitting others

>>176110962
>dedversary
>catchup/slipstream the mode
>go here and kill this group of npc's for minimal pay
>overplayed heists

Yeah nigger. I'll do that.

>>176111048
Why not just play an actual racing game?

>>176111153
LTS and deathmatch

just play the damn game

>>176111358
>you're playing the game wrong
First of all, the game is far too laggy for a competitive versus game mode like that.
Second, I'd really rather play games actually made for those modes.

I play GTA Online to collect things, customize things, use my superior firepower to bully IGN shitters and maybe jump on the hills with a rocket voltic.

>>176111358
LTS is nothing but Insurgent and Rockets shit.

Deathmatches has a retarded filter that annoys you if you're good or bad at it, it gives you a sympathy power boost if you absolutely suck at it or flares you with a bounty if you ever get more than 3 kills without dying.

This game sucks and you're a retard for liking it, just play modded GTA V.

>>176111503
>LTS is nothing but Insurgent and Rockets shit.

you know nothing you level 30 nigger just LOL

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>>176110810
I just like screwing around.
Anyways, do I get to start enjoying the game yet?

>>176111612
>those spoilers
Ew

>>176111535
I'm a 300, faggot. You can't find anything but Snipers vs Stunters or Rockets vs Insurgents on LTS, so sperg harder about the truth, retard.

>>176111215
>>176111215
i thought about it, but custom vehicles, the customization is good in this game and you earn your cars so you can bust on the nigguz with your own car feels good man

>>176111698
humane labs LTS with 30 players is 10/10
there are PLENTY OF LOBBIES with normal LTS, you just don't know fun.. go play secondlife.. if you're too lazy to look then start a job yourself just LOL

>>176111658
Well, I tried

so the best way to make money is VIP > Import > VIP > Export right ?

>>176111658
>>176111612
nah niggah dont listen to thaat foool this is dope, the coloring could use some work, but every one has its own taste homie shit this car dope you dope dont listen to that bad guy

>>176111836
>still using LOL over and over again
>MUH FUN
How's middle school, Billy? You must be doing badly since you're too retarded to use common sense, nobody wants to play LTS anymore if it isn't Insurgents or Stunters, it's the exact same reason why Deathmatches and Captures are dead, this game's fanbase is as juvenile as you are.

You're also a filthy fucking liar because there are NO full lobbies of plain LTS matches, there are either 2-3 players in plain LTS matches while it gets full in Insurgent/Stunter LTS matches.
>>176111903
>dope 3 times
>fool
>homie
You really are an underaged fuckboy lmao, that explains why you're also defensive of Rockstar's shitty content since you're their target audience.

>>176112040
Fine by me nigguh, bustin a nut in yo hoe

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>>176111903
>>176112040
I just wanna live.

>>176112158
You colored it fine, there's nothing wrong with the spoiler anyway.

>>176112040
>first attempt at finding a normal LTS had 12 players

just.. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>176112220
Post the proof then, Billy the Butthurt Brat.

>>176112158

lose the tie and add curly hair and you can be jeremy clarkeson

>>176089941
not sure about alpha, but he's the most thirsty for sure

>>176112195
Thank you for that. That means a lot.

>>176112670
It's cool, dude, and you're welcome.

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>>176112220
>tfw actually miss the days where rockets vs insurgents was popular

>>176113290
it still is, i play it every day with 10-20 players

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rate my edge

>>176113807
Tasteless

>>176089531
should i get the duke of death or the armored kuruma as a DD?
im not a returning player since i forgot my damn password

>>176114110
Kuruma

>>176114110
You're a retard for forgetting your password.

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>gta needs 2-3 minutes to find a random session
>join one, in it for literally 5 seconds
>"other players are voting to kick you, improve your behaviour"

7th session in a row getting this. This is getting fucking retarded now, it wasn't nearly this bad before. When the fuck will we be allowed to do ceo missions on private sessions? Would solve almost all of this bullshit.

>>176114296
i wnted to be a special little snowflake but ok, duke of death has no bullet protection as ive heard


what other things should i spend on i have anout 1.4 million


>>176114319
tell me about it

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Thinking I should maybe do some minor facial tweaks when I feel okay with throwing away 100K.

>>176115738
so how does the change appearance work?

>>176115839
No clue. Haven't tried it yet since it's 100K up front cost even if you don't change anything.

Desuiseiseki PC corporation please

>>176115839
>>176115898
you get charged after you make the changes and accept, it just takes you to the original creator menu.

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>>176092596

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>no burqas or hijabs for female characters

>>176114360
Do you have an 8000 rank or something?

>>176113807
white/balck

Can anyone recommend me some mods for GTA V?

>>176118085
Why even play singleplayer ????? GTA ONLINE IS GREAT you should try it friend :)

>>176117468

>8000

My rank is barely 40. I don't even play that often to begin with, usually mind my own business driving/flying, but now I almost can't play at all.

>people find an empty session
>invite friends to do ceo/mc jobs
>to avoid other people disturbing their jobs, they instantly kick anyone that joins

I remember this happening from time to time, but now it's becoming a fucking plague

>>176118308
I only like online games that have high skill ceilings.

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Am I /fa/?

>>176118740
homie, you wouldnt know fashion if it fucking smacked you in your fucking face, or is this irony ohhh this is irony, you got me good b, hehe

>>176118740
I think there's a red version of the shirt. It might look better.

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>>176111503
>he doesn't play LTS with friends with the HUD, radar, and names turned off
lol what a plen

>>176118085
My comment from the previous thread:-

>Fine-Tuned Felony & Response (5 amazing mods in 1)
https://www.gta5-mods.com/misc/fine-tuned-felony-response
>World of Variety (amazing mod, it refreshes the game way beyond your imagination)
https://www.gta5-mods.com/misc/world-of-variety
>Menyoo (you might need this if you want to give custom paint jobs to cars or properly edit a character, not a necessity, but it improves it if you're in a pickle)
https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/menyoo-pc-sp
>mplowrider2 (this mod is a necessity if you want to enjoy DLC vehicles in SP, the link gives you an explanation behind Rockstar's jewery and why you need the mod)
https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/mplowrider2-in-sp
>Premium Deluxe Motorsport (lets you buy cars legitmately instead of spawning them, the above mod is needed to make this one work properly)
https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/premium-deluxe-motorsports-car-shop

>>176118308
>Why even play singleplayer ????? GTA ONLINE IS GREAT
Fuck off, underaged faggot. Online is a piece of shit and GTA V will always be better than it in every single way, and after it gets modded, it becomes leagues ahead of everything.

>>176120458
>being this upset over a video game you are bad at :(
leave the real game for the cool kids homie

>>176120596
>GTA Online
>real game
Yeah, glad we both agree on who's the kid here ;^)

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>>176103405

>removing the roof spoiler from the tropos works as if you're adding a spoiler
Nice.

>>176120251
It's fun until a certain someone ruins it.

>>176093259
I've gotten both goy, check your Judaism

>>176106207
I did.

>>176121729
Fuck you.

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>>176109596

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Hello, can you guys recommend vehicles that can be modded to really stand out? I mean smth like Bodhi or Phoenix or Warrener.

I found a list of most moddable gtao vehicles by options count, but that's not exactly what I'm asking.

Thanks.

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>>176122610
The Roosevelt Valor's great for customization.

Any way to change your character's gender yet?

>>176123347
No and there will never be something like that because it fucks with the unlocks, game code and other stuff

>>176123417
Ok, bye then.

>>176122610
whoa japanese text, so cooooool

>>176123347
faggot

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>>176123347
>>176123463

>>176093259
>some people getting 10 figures randomly as well

Tfw modders are more reliable than rockstar

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xD

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>get pink dildos dropped on me
>complain to rockstar
>banned after ticket is set to "resolved"
REALLY

>>176124476
stop being a gay and you won't get dildos raining on you

>>176124476
Being a faggot is a bannable offence

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>>176124547
i got banned for a month cause of someone dropping moneydildos on me and you're over here memeing it the fuck up

>>176124623
don't report money drops to rockstar. ends worse in your favor more often than not.

hackers have dropped about 100m for me so far and I kept my mouth shut and I'm fine

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>>176124705
that one comic about sharkcard fags getting banned when reporting moneydrops is true it seems

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>try to find a race
>only dumb ass stunt races
>slipstream
>catchup
>vladislav08rus tries to pit maneuver anyone in front of him
>lingzaomei sits at the starting line ramming into people as they finish their 1st laps

when will we get a new adversary mode?

>>176124476
>>176124623
Can you post your ticket and gamestats please?

>>176123684

Saved it last month from this very general, thank you.

Did R* fuck up hood popping when previewing engine shit on Benny's?

>>176125646
They wanted to patch the Banshee hood bug that launched people up in the air a story high because no fun allowed, but instead of patching it properly, they instead made sure ALL Benny cars didn't have openable hoods.

>>176122610
You can do similar grachan-style modifications to Ruiner and Sultan RS, and some cars like the Omnis and Drift Tampa come with widebody kits applied, if that's your style.
Other than that, most Benny's vehicles are safe bets for modification, and you can modify a lot more with them, such as interiors.

>>176125874
That's pretty stupid, even for R*.
How are we supposed to see what the engine looks like when customizing it?

>>176103405
Aiden pierce fucks cold steel the undercover cop

>>176124868
On the 16th instead of gunrunners

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>>176105163
>LEDs

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https://youtu.be/foY-EDbtor4
Bikers was a mistake

>>176127114
they're just enjoying the game man, hanging out with friends. looks comfy

>>176122610
I like the options for the Comet Retro. Some of the liveries work well with three paint choices.

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GTA V's OST is easily the best thing about it, I love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg2FQaLUIp4

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>>176105163
>Windows 10

>>176127751
There are certain motherboards that Z motherboards that will only work with windows 10

There are others that will work with latter models of windows, but cannot overclock without getting a watchdogs error.

Anon just got the short end of the stick.

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>>176105885
I bet you kiss girls too faggot

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>>176128483
I... I do, p-please don't shame me...

>>176105885
>he doesn't play dressup and bully the occasional random

A bruise just appeared on my character's face. Does that mean I'm an asshole?

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>>176118314
I can't blame them anymore with how common skids are. Every person that gets into your session could have a skid on his friend list who'll join on him and before you know it this shit happens

>>176123347
Excuse me? I think you mean chromosomes or whatever scientific bullshit is used to determine that. You can change your gender at anytime, it's exactly what you want it to be and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

>>176104497
>Empty lobby
Posers/10

>>176120458
>(5 amazing mods in 1)
Thanks for the list but what's so amazing about these mods?
>https://www.gta5-mods.com/misc/world-of-variety
And does this crash the game or introduce bugs?

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hm

>>176129332

>Illegal activities

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>>176117093
There is, it's the Charcoal Ski Mask.

>>176130354
>eyes showing
whore

Does the infinite rpg glitch still works?

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>log in
>get immediately money bombed with about 5 million
>join new session
>entire session gets teleported into the ocean and dies
>join new session
>money bombed with another 3 million
>join new session
>get put into a cage
>join new session
>some guy is jumping around like the hulk and explode punching people
>join new session
>another 6 million for my troubles

We're all stuck in the belly of this machine, and the machine is bleeding to death

>>176130968
You're exaggerating, you liar. Stop making the game look bad.

>>176130968
is this free money a meme? It's literally never happening to me
or are you on PS3

>>176129998
Check the link for the 5-in-1 I linked, it'll explain itself why it's great. As for World of Variety, no, it actually fits excellently with the 5-in-1 mod.

Just be sure to install World of Variety first, and then put in the 5-in-1 Fine-Tuned mod, if you do it the other way around you'll get empty police SUVs when you have a wanted level 4 or above, but nothing major. Oh, and if you're doing the Random Encounters for the Border Patrol as Trevor with the hillbilly and the slav, be sure to disable cops or skip it after failing the mission 3 times, there's an inescapable bug that makes you fail with these mods active by calling cops on you for some reason.

>>176131236
PC

Any way to save CEO outfits?
All the tutorials I've seen require spamming visor up and down but when I try to do it it's greyed out.

>>176131101
It IS that bad, faggot. Go be a delusional retard somewhere else.

>>176110962
>>176111358
What kind of absolute retard plays GTA for the deathmatch shit? The point of open world games is the open world.

CEO and biker work was the best thing that ever happened to GTAO. Proper jobs in the open world. None of that longest wheelie garbage.

>>176131360
Not sure, but can't you just spam player mood or something instead of visor?

>>176131375
No it's not. You are lying for attention. Idiot. I play for many hours every day and I know for a fact that you are a LIAR! You just want to complain because you've grown tired of the game. You're a boring shit!

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>>176092596

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>>176131615
The deathmatch is also shit, it essentially punishes you for being good at it, and you can't even disable it. At least none of the other gamemodes have it.

>>176131697
I wasn't even the guy you called a liar, you insecure dumbass. Anyone who plays on PC will ALWAYS encounter a modder in every Public lobby they spawn in, so the only liar here is you, shill faggot.

>>176131901
Why does it matter? Same reply to you. You're a liar and a crybaby.

>>176131995
Do you work for Rockstar or something? I'm not either of those two guys and there's been a modder in every public lobby I've joined in the last 3 days.

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>>176131995
>waaaaah, the game is perfect and daddy rockstar does nothing wrong, you're the lying crybaby!!!!!!!!

You make me laugh at your autistic antics, Fagstar shill.

>>176132192
>EVERY PUBLIC LOBBY

A thread full of liars!

>>176132193
The game is perfect. GTA Online is the greatest game out and you still complain. Appreciate the game and PLAY it.

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>>176132470

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>>176132470

>>176132470
Ah, I see, acting retarded on purpose for the (You)s. You must make your daddy feel proud.

>>176131650
Tested it with Illuminated Clothing on/pulse/off and it worked.

>>176132576
I'm not. You people just enjoy complaining. Crying because you have to click new session. Crying because people are using their weapons, crying because people are roleplaying and having fun. GO PLAY SECONDLIFE! You will look back when GTAO is dead and regret you ever complained.

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>>176132730
Are you sure I'm the one who's complaining and crying now? Hahaha, the cognitive dissonance is strong in you, I really doubt you're even 18-years-old.

>>176132730
You. Speak. Like. Reddit.

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Mods are asleep, post Pfisters

>>176135389
MOOOOOOODS

>>176135134
Not an argument. English is not my first language.

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>>176135547
Confirmed Jew, back to Scotland kike

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>>176135356

>>176136162
that's a really nice color

thinking of buying a zentorno. what are some good color combinations?

>>176111612
wat car, i havent played in a while

>>176136547
>thinking of buying a zentorno
>buying a zentorno
>a zentorno
PFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

thinking of buying a pile of shit. what are some good color combinations?

>>176136162
Hey, that looks pretty cool. What primary and what pearlscent?

>>176136691
Chrome with glitched gold pearlescent. Don't forget the Dolla Rims and most expensive mods.

>>176136631
>>176136701
bullies ;_;

>>176136919
meant for >>176136691

>>176136547
matte dark green
with those holes in the back it looks like a toad

kind of

>>176136701
It's a white pearlescent on that crew purple we had for all of 30 minutes a few weeks ago.

>>176137363
the mint green we have now is ugly as sin

>>176137363
Looks neat, do you still have the hex?

>>176137757
I don't, I wasn't the one who set it. One of the other comms might know.

>>176137363
I want it back. It was such a nice color.

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Post Lowered or Stanced rides.

>>176138965
>He still posts shitty cellphone "screenshots" to make this stupid cars look stanced
Look at this moron and laugh.

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elegy retro

>>176135613
cute

Jetfags are Sociopaths.

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>>176139081
Like this meme car? Don't you just hate it

Everyone who plays gta is a sociopath

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>>176139439
no shit

>>176137978
>>176137757
I still have the hex, yes
>>176137679
>>176138072
Hey, don't tell me, I love the pastel lavender colour
Hex is #958ed4, the Inner Jerk crew uses it as the crew colour, just request an invite

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>>176139619
fact: most people who do at least five of these things are sociopaths

>>176139967
>prox mines on this list

I just like ambushes okay. Fuck you guy.

>>176139730
It was justified for trying to kick him.

>>176140089
Calm down, he said at least five.
>I only do 3 of these
Aww yiss, I can still shit on randos without being labelled as a sociopath.

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>>176138965
Sultan RS 2.0
Stanced edition

>>176139730
>join a session with 2 other people in a biker gang
>invite a couple of friends so we can grind cars
>to be safe I text the leader of the MC and ask for peace
>he responds with "lol no be ready"
>they try to fuck with me and my friends
>we destroy them
>"hey why are you killing us? We didn't do anything"
Why is the gta community so awful?

>>176140089
>set and forget in popular location
>"ambush"

That's like saying Hydra strafes are a tactical maneuver.

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>>176140223
why didn't he just leave? are you telling me that because he couldn't be bothered finding another quiet session he had to shit on them?

>>176139619
I ask people politely to leave me alone when doing biker missions. I give people helicopters when they are doing missions. I pick them up with my armored car. I primarily use the Flare Gun. I enjoy driving around.

ever since rockstar put the homing missiles in the online experience has been bad.

>>176140332
Just kids and k/d autists

that and the fact that jewstar won't balance anything because sharkcards

Funniest thing is people acting like the community is better that COD and other games like that

>>176140458
The lock-on range for that horseshit launcher is much too far. I can't even fly a Mallard within a klick of a random player without being shot down.

>>176140348
>implying I place them in popular locations

where's the fun in that

>>176141058
well the gunplay is similar, and attracts cod kiddies since no one really plays it anymore.

whats a good way to make money?

i havent been able to complete a Heist for about 2 months because everyone playing is completely brain dead. I could Solo them if the game allowed.

im trying to manage a Forgery Business but with all the Jets and -5 people willing to help, its become impossible to deliver the product Solo in the time allotted.

>>176142220
>just received 25mil from hacker drops

i think this is the only way to make cash fast

spend it fast though and DON'T bank it

>>176142374
spend it slowly

there's a max transaction limit in place.

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>tfw you complete criminal mastermind

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>>176135356
You deserve to get shot for converting two beautiful Comets into abortions.

>>176136547
Matte black on matte black as well as the most expensive spoilers and the hexagonal rims for a sleek Batmobile-esque supercar.

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>tfw too smart to do biker missions

>>176143107
yet dumb enough to do cmm

>hackers just dropped me 10mil
>still won't be enough for next update
ayy lamo

>>176143107
>too smart to do anything since modders will give me money anyway

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>>176143319
heck yes

>all the money droppers will be banned next update

enjoy it while it lasts lads

>>176143516
You all look the fucking same.

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>>176143767
you're blind

>>176143767
no they don't you blind fuck they're my cute gfs

>>176143823
YOU
ALL
LOOK
THE
FUCKING
SAME

>>176143869
*grabs your throat* BACK THE FUCK OFF!?

>>176143767
>>176143869
>not wanting to fuck three sisters

>>176140356
Yes? Why should he have to leave so some faggots can jerk each other off?

>>176144339
"They see me as a potential threat to their enjoyment of the game. TIME TO PROVE THEM RIGHT!"

>>176144572
Maybe they should play a different game.

>>176144572

>They didn't just pop BST and BTFO the jet shitter

Deserved it

>>176139967
>Bulletproof Helmet

Wait, those actually work by just wearing them in freeroam?

>>176146376
unfortunately

LTS update was the worst update as far as combat is concerned.

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>>176147889
wtf I love bulletproof helmets now!!

Never again will I get instakilled by some stray 9mm bullet to the head in a pursuit.

any sensible way to find a modder to inflate my wallet?

>>176148953
Join a session, spam "any here modder ?" or "drop me money plz" a couple of times, join a new session if you don't get anything and repeat.

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>Liberty City, LI
>LI

I thought it was called Liberty State?

>>176149236
but that would require me to show how much of a dirty faggot I am

>>176108879
Being edgy

>>176150117
>see kid spamming ''monies plzzzzz''
>follow him/hang out so when the modder sees us he'll give us both money

>>176149661
LIberty

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>>176136631
>Zentorno not the first thing you buy

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Capolavoro is better than 90% of this years oscar nominated short films. Pure kino.

People that complain about being killed in sessions makes killing them much more satisfying.

>>176140312
when did stanced start meaning just lowered, not the faggy shit with retarded nigger camber?

Anyone else remember when "Don't worry fellas, swapping motors will be a thing by the New Year" was a thing?

>>176089531
Hey my social club is AwkwardSam can I join

>>176153546
>AwkwardSam
literally 15 year old white boy from the uk

>>176153546
Blacklisted for underage and using reddit

>>176153649
Invite? My friend wants to show me the ropes in a non cuck sesh.

>>176111612
>I just like screwing around
You're playing the game right. Ignore these salty folk.

>>176153746
i'm pretty sure most of the people playing this game aren't married, so join any session.

>>176153678
???

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>>176146237

>>176144034
Holy shit. That autism.

>>176154507
>being this new

>>176153915

Jetshitters are genetically inferior scum. Remember the holy BST; Utilize it to slay the jetshitter

>>176154846
I've been gone for a while. Didn't realize how autistic things have gotten.

>>176139967
The fuck is EWO

>>176155139
>not understanding a meme
>STILL being this new

>>176154998
i usually just get ontop of a comfy building and snipe them out of the cockpit before they can take off. if they're too far away i simply let them come to me and whip out me ol' homolauncher, it's amazing how many of them are incapable of dodging rockets or simply smash into buildings & the ground in their attempts.

the very top of the crane next to maze bank is a great place, especially at night in dark clothing

>>176155310
erotic weiner origami

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>>176155367
Ok?

>>176155310
Elaborate Winter Ornaments

>>176153915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqf2Ym0w2X4
>when you dont get the credit after they crash to your rocket

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>when someone can't follow simple instructions and doesn't give the person in front of him any time to parachute away from the cliff so the bike hits the chute and the person falls to the death
>only one who didn't power off their pc/unplug their net because I was so dumbfounded by this
welp

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>>176155915
its not like you need the money, kazziboo

complete it anyway for your friends, and cherish this memory

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>>176156072
b-but I need it

hey guys how do i mone

>>176151521
RÉVEILLE TOI! RÉVEILLE TOI!

Gtag FiveM serious RP server when?

>>176158008
When GTA RP is considered more serious than DarkRP

>>176153915
im just imagining your character uttering to himself in Snake's voice, "I have some Sailors to meet."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe8ME__lWk0

Does reporting faggots using god mode even works? They never seem to get banned

>>176155310
kys

>>176139778
>the Inner Jerk crew uses it as the crew colour, just request an invite
that's not how the inner jerk works

>>176142785
shit man, just finding three other guys who aren't retarded who are willing to waste their afternoon on that is difficult.

>>176143767
>>176143869

Welcome to GTA V, where there's precisely 1 good hairstyle if you were silly enough to make a waifu character.

And faces in general don't look different from one another unless your examining the jawline in minute detail, or black.

>>176148425
No. Now you will have to worry about me religiously killing you and shit talking about wearing a diaper as a hat.

>>176131901
>Anyone who plays on PC will ALWAYS encounter a modder in every Public lobby they spawn in
I've been LOOKING for modders for the past couple days and found nothing.

>>176163504
See, they're lying.

So is it even worth trying to play solo anymore?
Stopped playing about a year ago when my friends gave up due to modders and glitching.

>>176163261
not if I...

*teleports behind you*

...hehe, kill you first, kid

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>>176161787
hmmmm

>>176142819
Normally I wouldn't take sides, but that Comet looks sharp as heck.

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>>176135356
>>176142819
I like comets.