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/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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REEEEEE Leaf Edition

>FINAL FANTASY® XIV: STORMBLOOD™ COLLECTOR'S EDITION [PC] Pre-Order
https://store.na.square-enix.com/product/436377/final-fantasy-xiv-stormblood-collector-s-edition-pc

>Callback Campaign
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/callback/

>FFXiV Amazon Promotion April 25th - May 8th
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/88d7bde755680b54588da68b55120b58004694f1

>Patch 3.57 Notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/7ee22ba181fbc53f3579bb5d97e21a459f2ab5b3

>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3ee28e9c3569e2c7be7212675e20a99641370d8d

>Fanfest interview with Yoshi:
http://gamerescape.com/2016/12/26/famitsu-sits-down-with-naoki-yoshida-at-jp-fan-festival-2016/

>New info on class changes for 4.0
/r/ffxiv/comments/5xrv3u/more_information_from_korean_live_letter/

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
https://pastebin.com/raw/pM6ezqfC

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The purest Balmung wedding between these two QTs is going down at 8PDT. You are gonna be there, right anon?
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>>175992923
Not on my watch.
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>>175992923
>purest
>eri

Literally a cumslut from Soft whose logs have been posted before.
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>>175992923
you are both 2 adult males taking a virtual wedding in a mmorpg so seriously you end up advertising it on 4chan and reddit

let it sink in and reconsider your existences
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Good night everyone, sweet dreams!

Don't forget to go to sleep and get a good nights rest.
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It's caturday
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>>175993050
ugly
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>>175992923
>gays
>pure

No way in heck, my man
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You're in the Gold Saucer and this guy waddles up and pecks your cat's ass.
What do you do?
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>>175993043
Come back and afk with me on Odin.
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>>175993084
Rev up the fryers
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Post blonde midlanders
specifically you, new person
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post cute waifus
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Remember to show up at the EB chapel on Balmung if you're not doing anything at 8pdt. You DO want to be included in the screenshot, right?
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>>175993443
No I don't want to be included in a grownman screenshot.
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>>175993321
>casually ignores the blonde part
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>>175993443
i hate ebs
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>>175993004
This post is my first time making a post with this outfit.
I dunno who's advertising in thread and the reddit post was made without our knowledge.

>>175993443
Why anon..
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Is there a class that auto attacks fast/uses skills fast? Alternatively, a class that does most of their damage from attacks rather than skills.
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>>175993541
monk and ninja
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blonde midlanders and wildwoods are a gift to cherish on this earth
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>>175992990
If you're talking about that little screenshot clip? fake, because oh my god ew who RPs in the first person like that?

>>175993004
>you are
I don't know who keeps posting the pictures, but neither of us have even mentioned it here. The person who took the screenshots posted it on Reddit without asking us.
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>>175993439
after you milk your farm animals first you're free to post one
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>>175993529
>Sameface with the same blank stare.
This game need more customization options ASAP.
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>>175993660
>it's fake i swear

Oh look Eri is here to backpeddle about being a ERP slut.
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>>175993541
Monk is all about stacking up your skill and attack speed and then crying when it all disappears because bosses are designed to fuck your mechanic 90% of the time.

Paladin's offensive stance strengthens their autoattacks but the vast lion's share of their damage is still from skills just because that's how the game is designed.
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>>175993728
>backpeddle about being a ERP slut.
Not at all, i'm just saying the one that was "leaked" is fabricated. I'd like to think I write much better than that.
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>>175993728
i checked the time in those logs, eri was sleeping
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Moew
Hand over the (You)s and nobody gets hurt.
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Gotta get married before Stormblood!
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i give those two attentionwhores a month before the drama gets forced in the thread
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>175993854
Lily you aren't even subbed anymore. Get a fucking life and leave the thread.
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>>175993728
why do you care

like, at all. I genuinely don't understand why this matters to anyone here lmao

you people get so caught up in this highschool drama shit. I want Paks to leave.
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>>175993856
what world are you on
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>>175993768
>crying when it all disappears because bosses are designed to fuck your mechanic 90% of the time.
>but the vast lion's share of their damage is still from skills just because that's how the game is designed
Did they design this game specifically so I couldn't have fun or something? Where's my hundred fists?
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>>175993854
I'll shave your head so you look like a complete idiot.
>>175993923
Leave me future bf alone.
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>>175993854
One (You)
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Anyone insulting Sarah tonight will have the full threat of Ultrash after them in the thread and in game. This is your last warning.
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I cant get my ffxiv eastern dlc codes cause I get paid a day after. is there a way to get them for free like you did with the butler/maid stuff?
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>>175994048
ugly
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>>175994249
Pretty eyes!
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>>175994127
>>175994262
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>>175994249
is this autism jones
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnR01wRDDl8&feature=youtu.be

I just figured out about this.
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>>175994127
>KICK-ASS KUNG-FU CARNIVAL
That's a pretty okay song but that autist could have picked a much better one to tweet to 0 people about.
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No, really, some random guy's tweets don't have anything to do with Final Fantasy XIV. You don't need to keep reposting them.
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>>175993854
wanna meme eb
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Every day this general impresses me with how fucking awful it is.
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/hardbodiesg/ - Muscled Gals General
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I'm being harassed.
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>>175994783
blacklist and move on. a post was not needed for this.
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>>175994783
you have autism
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>>175994783
>any MMO
>playing/being German
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>>175993923
wtf no

>>175994047
Don't...

>>175994048
Thanks!

>>175994613
I'm unsubbed...but yeah!
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>>175994704
it has been worse
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>>175994048
Good job on forcing the server change
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>>175994704
hi
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>>175995168
He'll be fine...
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>>175994783
>someone compliments you
>harassment

Are you a woman irl by any chance or identify as one?
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>>175994475
Neither does ERPing or indrama but you sure do like to post it anyway.
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>>175994780
Yo.
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>>175995280
>he doesnt even care
Boy Neko didnt deserve this
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>>175994048
Seto x Stratos OTP
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>>175995341
hi
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>>175995356
Neko didn't even transfer because of Seto
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>>175995420
why did he then
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>>175995497
An autistic child posting in xiv general
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>>175995356
But I do care?

>>175995384
Big think.

>>175995456
To take it easy for a while, he'll be back by SB.

>>175995497
He's not a maid, he's a faithful ____
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>>175995497
no
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>>175995563
hi thnerrr
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>>175995563
You cucked him for stratos of all people.
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>>175995563
>spend all your time with somebody else and then a sudden transfer
>taking it easy
Its pretty easy to read whats displayed
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>>175995563
i don't recall replying to you, don't you dare to every give me your filthy (You) again
now take it back and disappear
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>>175995563
>>175995420
>>175995384
>Seto and Stratos

Please tell me this is a fucking joke.
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>>175995659
hi there

>>175995667
I was never together with Neko nor am I with Stratos now.

>>175995709
Hmmm, I spoke to him today in Twitter dms but ok.

>>175995768
(You)
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>its another female Au Ra is a cunt episode
the sheer amount of lizard players like you made me retire my lizard
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Have you ever been cucked so bad you left your server
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>>175995790
cool
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>>175995841
Unnamed already stopped hanging around Drakn ages ago bud.

>>175995925
They can't joke around.
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>>175995925
Holy shit this is pathetic. Seto is fucking trash in-game and in real life. Jesus christ.
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>>175995925
>people actually spend their friday night on discord, monitoring the thread, and shitposting the second they get mentioned and/or force themselves out of boredem

sasuga /b/almung
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>>175995964
actually, yes.
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>>175995964
yeah
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>>175995986
>just a joke guys
No one is falling for your bullshit.
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>>175995986
>just a joke
>all ways together on the bench
>the log
Good joke
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>Ctrl+F
>No Lalas
Post Lalas, PLEASE!!
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The weather on Balmung is rather fair. Since I'm new around here does anyone want to give me tips on the things to avoid or perhaps things I shouldn't?

I'm also really interested in finding a Free Company to join but I'm afraid of getting memed into the ground by people who hate this place.
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>>175996205
stay away from anyone from the thread
your 15 minutes of fame are not worth the circlejerk drama, backstabbing and shitposting, trust me
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>>175996205
stay away from LEAF.
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>>175996205
join leaf
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>>175995964
>Getting cucked
>Ever
Lmoewing at your life, anon.
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>>175996482
>Being this obsessed
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>>175996451
ok
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>>175995925
>whenever he gets defensive he is covering up
This. Known this guy for years and he can be really transparent whenever he gets defensive
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>>175996592
Wouldn't surprise me if he was one of the Chemos
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>>175996592
seto is sleeping
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>>175996964
You know we can see your discord status.
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who said that?
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buying bf
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I want to hunt, pin down and animalistically defile a wildwood elezen so her body can't be used by anyone else.
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>>175997476
serrit....
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>>175997627
he's sleeping
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>>175997627
Friend hopper, has his inner circle already but will complain about lonliness to ERP with you before fucking off
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>>175997739
Eliminated
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>its a spend 30 minutes taking pictures waiting for queues episode
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>>175997376
hello
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>>175997781
Sounds like Lei and Evie.
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>>175997924
hey dude
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>>175997913
Whats a yellow-jacket doing so far from home...
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>>175997913
ugly
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>>175997998
Everywhere is a sea to protect if you strap conch shells to your ears.
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Also buying bf to spoil me
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>>175998086
Rood
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>>175997376
WTS BF for 5 (You)s
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>>175998208
Well, the person i'm in an e-relationship is confined to our characters, but it's pretty nice to have someone to spend time with.
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>>175998325
Everyone says that at first, but then one person always pushes it to the next level and someone becomes a victim of the whole awkward mess
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>>175994324
*Blinds you !!*
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>>175998325
You could try just having regular friends in real life. Then you might be able to actually suck their dick rather than just type out a description of your cat girl doing it.
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Is SCH single target dps just kinda shit? I put my aids on the target, refresh them without clipping them, broil and energy drain when allowed to yet I never come above anything
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>>175998670
You are a healer, you should never beat a tank, let alone a dps, in any single target content
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>>175998670
Well why would a healer top DPS jobs if they were also trying?
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>>175998670
yes

well, you're a healer
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>>175998732
>>175998746
>>175998786
It's just that I keep hearing about how amazing SCH dps is but I can't beat even aggressive ASTs
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>>175998670
Assuming the party isn't shit you shouldn't be out dpsing anyone. In fact you should WORRY if you start outdpsing someone (unless it's whm on large packs with holy + assize because it's OP as hell)
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>>175998905
The reason SCH get to dps is because they have next to no mp concerns.
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>>175998951
I want to be
A tiny Au Ra girl
and be an onahole
for a big Au Ra man
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Thank you Elk and CG for the shout channel bants this is pretty entertaining
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>>175999020
He wants attention
He's getting it all now
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JUST
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>>175998905
dots allow for better sustained damage in actual endgame content

also sch's skills itself make it bad at "main healing" you and the fairy are mostly there to support the other healer with fairy buffy, indomitability and the occasional shields
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>>175999121
name?
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>>175999094
>tfw have a tank and healer friend who like to run everything with me

Feels good
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>>175999121
You are an adult male
You are supposed to be a provider
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>>175999064
No problem I learned what a wusky was so it was worth.
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>>175999064
post them
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How EXACTLY do you glimglam multiple classes of the same role if each piece can only take one glamour? Right now my armors are all "X of Healing/Aiming/Memeing", so they're shared. Will each class have their own armor at endgame or do I have to suck it up and get multiple sets?
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>>175998951
Comfy as fuck image

>>175999094
What data center are you on? I'm getting around 15 min queue times for SV atm
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>>175999206
It's literally just the typical "is X gay" joke you mong
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>>175999243
besides the lv 70 af3, all the other gear will be shared

the job unique gear usually gets replaced pretty quickly, it's releavant only for a couple months
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>>175999243
some jobs share sets so you'll have to share glamours
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>>175999243
Yeah cause Yoshi is a hack and refuses to update one of the most important functions in the game.
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>Be assman
>Females in this game have no ass
Life is suffering
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>>175999094
>Tfw just want to play dps but apparently I'm not supposed to play what i want
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>>175999861
>playing a japanese game for ass
At best you get hips and thighs.
What kind of fake ass ass man can't appreciate a nice tight ass anyway.
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>give the game a glamor log
>no more inventory clutter
>no more stabbing your foot for multiple dungeon runs on prices you had to sell in the past because your inventory was full
There I saved the game inventory issues where's my fucking medal
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>>175999853
Meanwhile FF11, a much older game, has a glamour system that is pretty neat.
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>>176000053
>wanting to feel hipbones on your pelvis over and over again
I'm good, dawg
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>>176000056
Sorry, the review board found you guilty of plagiarism. You're going to jail, bud.
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>>176000056
The real reason they wont add it is to get more retainer sales in 4.0.
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>>176000053
This game has hips and thighs? I mean it could be worse but it's certainly not sweat-inducing tier
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>>176000195
The things that have hips in this game
>female elezen
>male Au Ra
>female highlanders
That's it
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Ha this is great just wonderful I love it thanks
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>>176000396
np
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>>175999861
Female roegadyn could actually look somewhat attractive if this game didn't force Hank Hill ass on everyone.
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why the fuck are retards bringing /pol/ garbage tier memes here?
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>>176000663
Nice hair grandma
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>>176000363
This game is more about the legs. Lots of nice legs.
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>>176000663
Will suck dick for (You)s
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>>176000663
Nice hair grandma
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>>176000572
Because /pol/ has infested every single board with their edgy contrarian beliefs, and there's nothing that likes to be more contrarian than 4chan.
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>>176000572
You say that like this garbage dump could get any worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUATId0yyV0
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>>176000363
>factually incorrect statements
That's it mane
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>>176000756
Maybe if /vg/ wasn't a proxy for /lgbt/ you wouldn't have these issues.
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>>176000756
Nah m8 if it was really /pol/ being contrarian they'd swing back around to being more liberal now. This is the donald fags from reddit.
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>>176000363
They're alright, could be better though
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>>176000856
it's not at all

>>176000792
it can, even grown man drama is better than /pol/
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>>176000991
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>>176000991
You are all the proof I need.
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>>176000702
>>176000736
You guys aren't getting Christmas presents this year.

>>176000725
Don't be indecent.
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>It's raining in DRYbone
What the fuck, this place is supposed to be dry, not wet.
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>>176001192
Lily you don't even sub to this game, please get a life.
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>>176000947
refer to >>176000710
This game has nice legs but NOTHING elsewhere.
I'm sure your FF11 Elezen had more butt and thighs.
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>>176001254
Not true.

>>176001309
But I play on my trial account alt. That counts, right?
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>>176001264
It's almost always raining in drybone! I tried complaining once but I came out sounding like a mega homo.
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>>176001472
Quite true, the legs are nice overall at least
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>>176001486
>That counts, right?
No.
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>>175998415
Yeah nah, we both agreed to keep it strictly IC.
>>175998563
I do have many friends in real life, it isn't a problem being social. I don't swing that way, and i'm a male midlander.
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>>176001607
>I do have many friends in real life
You have to understand why I find that hard to believe
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>>176001567
Is that cute elezen with the drills going to post again soon?
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>>176001671
Yeah I get why you would think that, 4chan meme culture and all. I am slightly hurt that you thought I was a catgirl though, give me some credit.
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>>176001486
ap
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Get your hot fresh (You)s right here! Only one picture of a cute catgirl per (You).
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>>176001210
oh gosh yes pls i've been looking for exactly this for so long
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Do you think the ps3 held back Square from making the asses better? Also is it possible to get Y'mhitra's tights?
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>>176001752
No, I think you are lying about having friends because you're fucking e-relationship on an mmo. You probably ERP as well like the lonely desperate virgin you are.
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>>176001757
Fork over the (You), punk
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>Retard DPS stands in AoE
>Dies
>"wtf man turn cleric stance off"
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>>176001863
maybe. didnt they nerf asses from 1.0 to make it easier to model armour for all races?
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>>176001968
>DPS exists
>wtf man healer is shit
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>>176001210
Can the suicide pact be part of the lewd?
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I said cute catgirl.
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>>176001965
One fresh (You) for the cute cat mage, here you are.

>176002053
Nice try but I specified cute for a reason. That currency is invalid.
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>>176001968
>>176002150
>Retarded healer legitimately wasn't paying attention because they probably were too busy erping in tell chat
>stfu dum dps bab u always blam da healer
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>>176001907
Not denying the ERP, although it is very few and far between because of life responsibilities. We don't overly rely on each other for support, but enjoy each other's company. It ain't the end of the world if I don't play with them and vice versa, Hell we both were in relationships at the time of actually being a thing RP wise.
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>176002053
a(ngstrom) p(enis)
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>>176002251
>>176002218
wtf what about this...?

>>176002320
no....
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>>176001965
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>>176002289
>retard DPS baby immediately assumes his fuckups are someone else's fault
Yep, checks out.
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>>176001968
>die from Walking Dead timer reaching 0
>wtf tank use your cooldowns
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how do I make friends who won't just try to be a degenerate with me or others all the time? getting kinda annoying to be pestered with it or people assuming I do it because I talk to x who is a known degenerate.
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>>176001968
>NOBODY takes damage
>"wtf cohealer turn cleric stance off our job is to heal not to dps"
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>>176001696
Sure
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>176002348
Why did you murder beepy?
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>>176002424
There's recurring /v/ threads that are far less cancerous than this general, try there.
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>>176002348
Why would you post a suicide attempt on 4chan for attention?
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>>176002656
wtf I didn't murder boppy
boppy is my friend
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Lonely miqote looking for friends

PST
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>>176002724
I wanted to know if beepy was messing with me or if that was actually him since I've never seen him. Posted an avatar to draw attention to the post.
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>>176002424
Stop talking to anyone who gives out their name in this general.
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>>176002815
That's really pathetic thing to do...
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Good evening gamers and gamer gals

We here at NO FUN ALLOWED <<LEAF>> are proud to continue to announce the launch of Balmung's ONLY all-inclusive /vg/ Free company!

We have:
- An open door policy to all /vg/ users!
- No overbearing social conduct rules!
- No voting on new members - all of /vg/ are welcome!
- Catgirls!(is this something to advertise?!)

For information PST to Adelais Auteuil, Zira'vek Kryor or Jesse Kringle or feel free to submit an application with "vg" in the contents.
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I'm trying to make a forest house =w=
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>2 days of subscription left
>watching idolmaster videos all day
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>>176002962
Isnt this the fc with all the undesirables?

No thanks
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>>176002962
I'll suck the dick of everybody in this general if that FC isn't just /pol/tards, ERPing, circlejerking or drama
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>>176003000
/pet/pet/pet :3
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>>176002424
This was a good show. I miss it.
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>tfw got into ultrash

so this is what its like to be invited to the grammy's...
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>>176003368
Welcome to the club, Eri.
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Anyone want to lewdpost
Game related lewdposting I mean
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Happy Saturday /xivg/
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>stratos complaining about /pol/ again

fucking cuck should khs
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>>176003447
Can I lewdpost and vaguepost at the same time? Both game related of course
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>>176003448
Don't assume my timezone
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>>176003510
where
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>tfw your healer abandons and you wait for someone to join in
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Today I learned Aether doesn't queue for savage in the duty finder after an hour+ in and out of queues.

I assume PF is the way to go, but why don't you guys use DF? Am i going to get rage caged for having a bonus, despite clearing it before (just not here)?

I'M SCARED
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>>176003898
Cute lizard and sorry about your ban
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>>176003958
Im sorry about it too
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>>176003851
I'm sure somebody from Ultrash probably remembers what town I live in, you can ask them
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Hey I got a commission set from that artist
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>>176004078
Got a name?
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>>176004003
>>176004003
I'm sure you can give this thread a break from yourself just like Yysara, you obsessed, bait taking misfit
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post T H I C C tails
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>>176004003
So Awena and Naka are your stalkers. As expected.
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>>176004003
>>176004003
You will die like Koishi. Now leave.
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ultrash is a fucking joke
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>>176004108
Magnifire
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>>176004128
>>176004175
where the fuck is that guy anyway
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>>176004323
>wish I had puffy nipples like this
>instead they're retarded and one is inverted when it's not stiff
life sucks
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It's Seto falseflagging btw.
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>>176004316
>one week waiting list on commisions

Welp there goes my dreams
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>>176004449
magnifire is painfully mediocre.
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>>176004532
Well if you have better I wouldn't mind some names or links
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>>176004585
faustsketcher
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This porn dump is more game related than Mado's /soc/posting. Really makes you think.
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>>176004532
You just need to be descriptive on what you want with them they can make certain pieces shine if you tell them what you want to the key, they will also pick up on your fetishes if you tell them and will incorporate them into the piece.
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>>176004696
It sure is Seto.
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This shitposting is made by Seto to create drama.
REALLY makes you think.
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>>176004696
isn't it

at least I can jerk off to it, can't do that with Wisconsin, stories of failed dates, or food
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>all the combos unlocked for NIN at lv45

this is too much t b h
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>>176004320
poe and finals, I log on to idle and send out airships a bit to collect iron voyage spoils in case that someone levels an alt/transfers and doesn't have a zu
>>176004532
he has a soft look to his art i feel, I think a non-h commission would be pretty cute, but its generally easier to draw lewd than actual clothes and what not from what I understand
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who wants to purge this general with me?
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>>176004878
YYSARA HAS RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>176004876
git gud
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Chemo my guy. I'm at work you! I'm happy you got quality stuff tho.
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>>176004878
This would be where I'd post examples of artists who strike a good balance between cute and lewd, but not when this mess is happening.
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>>176004876
the only ones you use are raiton, fuma shuriken and suiton to trick attack.

Huton is pre pull and at 52+ you will never have to use it during a fight because armor crush.

Doton and Huton are only used for trash pulls to aoe it down.

I don't even remember what the last one is called because its uselss.
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>>176004929
Is it really you...?
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>>175992923
congrats sarah
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>>176005102
No the state paid for it
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>>176005102
I've gotten like 3 from them
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>>176005102
You should know by know that they NEVER do it.
Just a coincidence those thirsty losers get always nsfw of their characters.
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>>176005102
How much did you commission this for?
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>>176005192
taxpayer*
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>>176004878
Lie. You were banned.
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His commissions are like 30 dollars a full colored character
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>>176005102
Artist?
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>>176005083
>Huton is pre pull and at 52+ you will never have to use it during a fight because armor crush.

explain? I really like the speed increase, combat feels better
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welp time to resume the trip to 6k 4chan posts by the end of May, we had a good week free of him lads
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>>176005315
>>176004316
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>>176005081
yeah there's definitely a balance to be struck

I guess I just like to point out that it's easier to draw lewd, it justifies to some extent artists choice of work in a way

really good doujin artists have often transitioned into mangakas because their continual practice with on anatomy and what not helps their form, but sometimes they suffer from sameface art
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>>176005104
of course it is..lets burn this thread to the ground
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I unironically like soranamae and commissioned him. Will probably do so again.
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>>176005409
what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>176005397
Fuck off for a few days more please
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>>176005464
Seto is completely insane.
He made the fatal mistake to admit he's the mado/putt/abe shitposter.
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>>176005446
>soranamae
Looking at their art it seems they have a lot of sameface problems going on, but then again a lot of the commisions are ffxiv so I can't bitch too much
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I back now anon

Pet

Hug

Ganbatte
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>>176005214
I think it was 50
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>yysara shows up
>chemo gets triggered
and theres people here that still don't believe chemo renko?
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>>176005446
Sora's stuff is alright, a bit samey but its still decent. Only issue with him is he can be very difficult to work with and its a mixed bag if you get the really cooperative Sora or the really stubborn+asshole Sora when you comm them.
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>>176003681
I found that no one on any server queues for savage. And everyone has the standard all caps NO BONUS so I don't know if I'll ever get it done
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>>176005656
Or maybe it could be the 20 other grown men he textfucked.
Don't care, he should drop the trip and post anonymously if this is the thread I get for mods sitting on their asses and not chainbanning Chemo sperging.
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>>176005684
Fuck off Madotsuki I didn't ask for your contribution and yet another humblebrag selfie
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>>176005819
t. totally not renko
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>>176005560
this this this Seto is a chemo he even made it apparent by telling people to go diapabeputt shit
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Why do Yysara and Mado want to ruin the thread for everyone?
Every single day the need to trigger the ban evading sperg just so they get a tiny bit of attention on /xivg/
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>>176005819
Then you have them compaing about the trip, yyasara has a certain posting style that is recognized even without the trip. Let him have the trip I can filter him. Then the only reason to have a trip and then drop it is because you want attention. I can still tell which posts are Madison and kisses but I can't filter neither of them now.
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>>176006000
>Madison and kisses
nice evading phonepost
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i took a course to learn how to be interesting but it didnt work wtf
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>start playing ffxiv
>shy and lonely, manage to make some friends
>form a small circle of people to play with, make a linkshell for us
>a few days later, one of them stops talking to me
>quits my linkshell randomly
>other guy tells me he wants to play with
him and also leaves the linkshell
i'm not crying...
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>>176005446
Few months ago I was browsing deviantart. After waddling through literal shit for 6 hours in a row, I found an artist I consider my personal goldmine and go to guy. Affordable, manga semi realistic style, actual Asian who can speak in funny broken English, and cooperative. Only drawback is he doesn't draw lewd, but I plan to commission him again soon. Love his stuff. Commission whoever you want and fuck the opinions of people here.
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>>176005961
>>176005294

The archieve knows the truth.
Retard said to much and even deleted it but it was too late
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How do you autists live with yourselves after looking back on this shit? Are you not embarrassed by how completely pathetic this is?
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>>176006000
Who the fuck are Madison and kisses?
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>>176006237
Mado and kiss I'm a dumb phoneposter
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>>176006296
I've nutted to this pic like twice.
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>>176006128
It's ok ghost of stratos past! Ultrash will flourish one day.
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Anyone want the amazon promo code? Willing to sell it to anyone for a fair price.

I'm meh about mounts right now since I won't be playing as much for stormblood.
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>>176006304
I doubt you could tell either of them apart from other decent posters if they don't have an avatar attached to their posts.
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>All this smut of cats and lizards
>Elezen on the other hand have diapers and shota
I hate this
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can we post silly cute art instead of porn
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>queue time keeps going up
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Do you like miqote...
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Why did Putt replace foodposting with porn?
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>>176006521
Fuck off elezenshitter and Diapfriend. You are not welcome here.
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>>176006460
The worst thing its not even a meme. Go to any hentai website, put elezen and female into the search field, tell me what comes up on the front page. I won't exaggerate, not all of this is diaps, but a major part. He literally memed the entire race. The same way femroes are associated with futa, elezen ladies are now associated with infantile shit, diaps, breastfeeding
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>>176006521
Si
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>>176006549
Yep!
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>>176006562
Why do you have an obsession with Putt, Seto?
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>>176006625
Fuck off Madotsuki, for one fucking day
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It's really funny to me that the nicest, most open and real people like Mado and Yysara are so widely hated. Grow up bakas!
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>>176006847
Seto is jealous of their popularity.
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What's with all the porn?
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>>176006334
You know it wouldn't be this bad if you all ignored them. They're literal manchildren acting like babies for attention. This disingenuous fucking drama would be so easy to just let die off.
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>>176006953
someone is trying to false flag and create drama
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>>176006953
euro hours are weird dude
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>>176006847
And now elezen are all hated.
No one likes m.elezen.
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>>176007045
It's putt hour.
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-lays in bed looking at the ceiling and sighs-
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>>176003040
I don't think we're any of those
not yet, anyways
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What race has the cutest boys?
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Remember, he said he's unsubbing before Stormblood drops.
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>>176007302
at least post good art
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>>176007065
People like male elezen. From a distance. They look so dashing in armor. So tall so beautiful. I love them all, I won't ERP them but they look so nice. Im drawn to elezen though.
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>>176007134
*knocks on the door*
it's me goku
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>>176007328
sparrow is good though.
sometimes.
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>lv59 crafter decked out in full lv55~57 HQ gear
>get a Good on Byregot turn
>barely finish the master recipe 2 turnin at 80%
what the fuck is this shit? this cannot be a lv50 3 star craft
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I need something to do besides sitting in Idllyshire and slowly dying of boredom.

What do you guys do to keep yourselves entertained once you've completed your dailies?
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>>176007401
play a different game
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>>176007401
I run all the primals.

or turn the game off and go play r6 Siege
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>>176007065
Male elezen are cute and plenty of people like them

>>176007401
Play something else.
Stormblood can't come soon enough.
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Are there any FC on Balmung that do stuff other than RP
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>>176007513
Banned elezenfag
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>>176007065
It's a struggle if I want to be my M Elezen or M Au Ra. I like both races equally.
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>>176007557
Who is Seto? Are they cute?
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>>176006368
Balmung? I'll buy probably.
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>>176007626
Yes
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>>176003447
Late but I really want someone to do frontlines and other fun video games with and then at night we go into the less explored places of the world and fuck each other senseless.
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>>176007595
Guess like me and my M Elezen or M Highlander. I love em both.
Even if most people seem to dislike both of them and prefer my au ra or fem/boy cat
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>>176006368
Name your price
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>>176007710
Broken record
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Stop posting lewd things this instant !!
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>>176007720
>>176007646
I'd rather not trade for gil since I'm not going to be playing much and yup I'm on this degen server.
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>>176007710
I like your elezen.
It's very well made and put together down to the glamour.
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>>176007710
RIP M Elezen... They'll never get that same love as catboys and lizard men. I had planned to stick with Elezen but once they announced the Azim Steppe and SAM... I ended up going back to Au Ra. Fiddling with the Benchmark though and M Elezen look pretty good as SAM.
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Smol pet hug
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>>176007828
He is nice...
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Good morning /xivg/

>>176007401
Fishing is a prime pastime and there's plenty of it to do if you're a completionist.
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>>176007804
Male Elezen look excellent as samurais samurais are elegant you know what else are elegant, Elezen.
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>>176007782
Thanks

>>176007804
To each their own. I'm starting to like my elezen more than my highlander. They look really good in a lot of coat type armors. Definitely would like to see how elezen red mages would look
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>>176007770
I want to do lewd things to you
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>>176007667
REPOST
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>>176007875
You're not wrong! Plus M Elezen look great as tanks and most DPS jobs. No weird tail clipping to deal with, so glamour becomes easier so long as you cover up the neck.

>>176007928
I couldn't agree more. I wish the benchmark had showed our character in both roles.
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>>176007771
What are you looking for then?
I can probably work getting you a $20 steam gift card but it'd be tomorrow before I could get it.
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>>176008035
It's a video game why the fuck is there so much drama?
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>>176008004
Hmm, I'd prefer if it was just the regular $20 anyway I can contact you? I'm actually online on the server right now.
>>
I haven't lurked for the past year or so. What are the new things I've missed out on?
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>>176008080
Extreme mental illness, most likely.
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LF>pvp friend before I become fucking miserable
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>>176008560
hi....
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>>176008560
I need to pvp but I have no idea how to pvp besides shatter
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>>176008125
Steam card's best I can do unfortunately, if you're still interested i'll be under the tree in the limsa aetheryte.
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>>176008080
>duhhh what are jokes i retard anon
>>
>There's literally one doujin of Merlwyb and it's 99% garbage.
Can't you autists do anything right?
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>>176008689
>thinking these are funny in any way

Yeah I'm sure shitting up the general with this garbage constantly is hella funny my dude. Great joke!
>>
>>176008560
Why are you doing 8v8 anyway? They seem like a clusterfuck. Do you need them for the garoboy title?
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>>176008787
that and 4v4 isnt popping and i'm bored
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looks like putt woke up
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>>176008672
I'm here too. Which one are you?
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>>176008983
Balmung, right? You're not the level 12 arcanist with the gil bot name are you...
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>>176008897
exsqueeze me
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>>176009049
nope I'm higher than that.
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halloptik had a thing with seto or something? why is that picture getting posted I'M LOST
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>>176008983
Not that guy, but this is how I imagine Eorzean drug dealing would work.
"You got the goods, senpai?"
"Yeah, fresh from Amazon, knock yourself out."
"Nothing quite like illegal DLC codes to satisfy my thirst for glamour."
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/69fpgu/how_to_farm_upvotes_on_this_subreddit/

Does he have a point?
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>>176009049
Which one are you from the tree? I assumed we were meeting near the main aetheryte. Was kind out of it sorry!
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>>176009242
Astrologian under the tree with the weapon out.
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>tons of smut gets spammed
>not a single futa pic
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>>176009303
Suck my dick furry
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>>176009364
Is it a futa dick???
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>>176008560
You still lookin?
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>>176009496
do you wanna do frontlines?
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>>176009476
No
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>>176009579
Then fuck off, queer. I'm not a faggot.
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>Marauder quest says all about how I'm chopping shit and bloody swathes and death and destruction
>It's a tank class instead of a dps class
Someone explain.
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>>176009705
Yeah, they should have made SMN the other tank.
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>>176009705
>Gladiator could have been a DPS that used nets and spears and other typical gladiator shit
>It turns into Paladin
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>The Vault
>have to kill scores of cute, stern, devout elezen girls
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>>176009840
There are only dudes in the vault you butt
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>>176009913
Not true. Haurchefant dies a bitch
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>>176009913
The regular enemies that attack you in huge clumps when you first come in can be girls.
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>>176009705
Becuz ya choppas chop them gitz gud but not fast.

Yer da biggest, greenist git dat eva foght but not da choppiest.
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>>176010143
>talking shit about my boy

I will fight you in the streets bitch
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What's up with voidspawn in The Vault anyways?
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anyone giving out succs? no leis please
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>>176010336
What if they are lightsent?
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>>176010336
theyre just animated statues, which is definitely a WHM thing as you can see from Amdapor.
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>>176010336
something about using white mage magic incorrectly or too much or some shit, not sure
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If I buy a 60 day time card from Amazon and input the codes, will it mess up the extra retainers I have? If so, how do I circumvent this?
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WHM confirmed for pet job in next expansion
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>>176010861
I use gametime cards and extra retainers. The next time you extend the time for your retainers, you'll get billed accordingly to the amount of days left on your sub, and the retainer service will be extended accordingly. Ie. If you have 5 days left, you'll only pay for 5 days.
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>>176010240
Honestly, how did the retarded pirates build such a fucking amazing looking castle city with all those nice, clean, white cobblestone bridges and nice towers with steeples?
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>>176011174
Oh cool. Thanks. SEs billing structure is a little strange.
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>>176011246
You're welcome! I'm glad they bill you based on the amount of days you have left, so you don't pay for the time you're not playing at the very least.
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Anyone want to lewd around?
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>>176011626
>>176011626
server?
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redpill me on Table Cloth
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>>176011784
Christ is he still doing that?
I can't imagine it hasn't gotten old by now.
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>waiting for Stormcaller FATE to spawn
>won't spawn
>area deserted, nobody doing FATEs in the entire zone
>head out to start clearing FATEs so it cycles over
>roam the countryside for half an hour doing these stupid public quests until it finally appears
>goes from 0 to 100% completion in five seconds
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT WAS THAT
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>>176011662
on balmung but I can hop on others.
what race/gender are you
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How do I eliminate Stratos?
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>>176012218
FemLzrd
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There is a possibility you have grouped with one of these people at some point.
(taken from the ff14 facebook page with a post about the dungeons and cleric stance)
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>>176012358
this fills me with so much sadness
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I think I'm a sociopath xivg

how do I handle this
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>>176012843
get a PSYCHIATRIST FOR FUCKS SAKE
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>>176012912
no??
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>>176012358
Don't the job quests even tell you that you're a retard if you can't DPS and heal at the same time
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>>176012936
yes but these people don't read or think it was ironic
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what kind of mental illness does beepy have anyway
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>>176013067
autism induced retardation.
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>>176012358
I really don't understand.
I play healer and if you didn't DPS you'd be doing nothing at all for like more than half of every single fight. What is wrong with these people?
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>>176013114
very common on this general
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im having a meltdown
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>spent several hours on a striking dummy getting my opener and rotation down
>get to a point where I'm pretty comfortable with it, make few mistakes
>go into a dungeon to try it out for real
>apparently forget everything and fuck up the whole opener every boss
>go back to dummy after the dungeon
>apparently remember perfectly again
w-wat do?
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>>176013353
good blog
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>>176013353
ive been having a meltdown for like 3 weeks straight can you even keep up
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>>176013382
You're stressing yourself out too much and making a big deal out of nothing. Figure out a way to relax or go in with friends who understand the situation. Once you can do it without getting derpbrain, you'll ingrain it in no time.
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>>176013447
same
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>>175993102
I never noticed anyone close to me when I afk'd. Be sure to give me a /pet next time you see me.
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> everyone pref cat girls

why do u have me so much?
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>>176013594
can we lewd..
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>>176013662
you're cute :)
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>>176013662
>that hair

Just absolutely awful...
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>>176012936
No, the line was taken out of context. The plot is that the girl is using her own lifeforce to heal others when she should be drawing aether from the environment to do healing.
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>>176013697
who
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>>176013971
a qt lizard..
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>>176013662
Not bad for a punk girl if that's the look you're going for
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>>176013662
Go back to Overwatch Sombra
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>>176014090
boop
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>>176013662
Go back to Overwatch Sombra
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...post...catboys...
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>>176014057
I don't think I know any qt lizards sorry...
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>>176013662
please don't have a penis
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>>176014167
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>>176014167
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>>176011046
Healsluts are already pets.
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>>176014291
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>>176014253
well now you can get to know one silly. the more the merrier you stinkycat.
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>>176014253
ugly
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Someone who's seen you crash and burn too many times. Leave now, get help.
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>>176014403
What's the difference between erp and lewd?
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>>176014786
One is slightly less pathetic.
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easternnn
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>>176015139
I want to see you and Hanna going at it!
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>>176014786
Lewd usually refers to doing stuff such as wearing revealing clothing, doing suggestive emotes/poses together, or saying stuff with intention to tease

ERP would be full-on roleplaying erotic scenarios
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Sorry?! Your self destructive selfish behavior harms others do you know that, your behavior eventually made my friend feel absolutely worthless did you know that? This place is bad for you and you are bad for it. I don't want you doing that to anyone ever again. Can't you understand?
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>>176015378
dude it's a video game chill lol
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>>176015174
I wish i was Hanna so i could be married to Zettai....
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brrr bit chilly 2nite hehe
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>>176015378
Yeah sorry

it's not like I can magically change what happened in the past

I can't remember talking to anyone enough to make them feel absolutely worthless though
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>>176015689
when are we going to lewd on discord
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>>176015689
Forget that person post butt, either yours or your cats
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>>176013662
lemme guess you deal exclusively in futa partners
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What's a good robe I can use as a caster that's similar to this robe?
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Wish me luck, brehs.
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>>176015768
The healer robe in fractal/neverfun it's dark blue and purple and is undyeable though, to see it look for the old elezen lady in idleshire by a pole on the road that has a cane, she's wearing it.
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>>176015880
Thank you very much.
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>>176015739
it's been a while since I did this so sure
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FINALLY
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lizards
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Goodnight xivg
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>>176015934
Thanks slut
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>>176015934
>>176016000
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>>176016019
MODS
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>>176016019
>this picture

Time to jerk it
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>>176015947
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>>176015936
good job gamer
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>>176016121
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>>176016121
Only having 2976 venture tokens. What are you a pleb.
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>>176016121
what the fuck? why?
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I still don't get how to get esotheric tomes.
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>>176016256
you can't

why would you want them
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>>176015947
Hello this is lizard.
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>>176016296
Anima quest where I have to buff the weapon.
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>>176016321
>where you have to buff the weapon

so every anima quest?

no matter what you're reading something wrong because eso tomes are not obtainable
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>>176016368
>so every anima quest?
The one where I have to feed the weapons jewish desire.
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>>176016362
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YOU BAKA ASS MOTHERFUCKERS.
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>>176016121
>that board message
>flash backs to only raid I enjoyed other than BT in that game
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>>176016362
I think lizards have the best butts and tummies. Made for ravaging.
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>>176016546
you don't
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>>176016586
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>tfw you are about to afk and sleep and someone sits next to you
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>>176016236
I don't really play the game much anymore sorry to disappoint
>>176016175
>>176016243
Why not
>>176016564
Unannounced visitors, preparations must be made
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>>176016586
Too bad the males have the best butts go ahead post a male Au Ra butt in lewd gear. Their stomachs are better as well as their frame gives them a perfectly squeezable teaseable tummy it's seriously unfair how the males got a female type lower and middle body on top of their manly rugged shoulders. The females got the short end of the stick.
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>>176015737
I haven't really done much discord lewd...
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what desynth level do y'all think i'll need for SB? it seems like its so fucking hard to properly level in HW

im at 186gsm, 160wvr, and 220cul

though im not worried about cul because if its anything like hw, trash fish will get it up to speed asap
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>>176016784
well let me know if you want to chat or lewd.
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Everyday is Elezen day
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>>176016784
Seems hard to believe you seem like a massive slut
>>
>FFXIV lagging out constantly
>Gets even worse in Duty instances to the point of being unplayable
>Tested some other MMOs to compare, can play Tera, Wildstar, and WoW with no issues
I'm on Sargatanas playing from the east coast.
Anyone have any clue what could be wrong?
I don't know how many more story duties I can deal with barely making it through by spamming heals and praying I don't lag for too long at the wrong time before I cave.
Hell, this lvl 45 BLM duty might be a wall already since the lag eats up most of my time to kill portals and then I get mobbed by too many enemies to heal through while I wait for the net to catch up.
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>>176016991
use a vpn
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And don't even get me started on if you get a male Au Ra in tight or revealing gear put them in light steel, chest, tummy, thighs and butt galore. the Chinese outfit, it hugs to their form giving them a lewd subtle look that shows off all their curves. Don't even get me started on their emotes How do female Au Ra even compare the males are the true semen demons. They continuously emit lewd without even trying.
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its going to pop, r-right?
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>be dark xaela
>get peer pressured into going midlander
>hate it
>stuck like this until i can get another fantasia
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>>176017226
sry anon its dead
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>>176016948
I'm too worried about not doing a good enough job pleasing someone to be a massive slut...
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>>176017120
I guess I could deal with that.
Any suggestions on which ones to try?
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>>176017287
Just buy one for some Gil, I also made the mistake going midlander a while ago. But Fanta'd back
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>>176017316
Damn this post is old half of these people don't post anymore.
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>>176017361
Das illegal
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>>176017320
You seem cute, anyway to keep in contact with you?
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>>176017361
Anybody selling on excal, then?
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>>176017320
I bet you could anyways~!
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>>176017361
How much gil? I am on a dead ass server called Ultros so I don't know if that is feasible.
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It's time for your punishment anon
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>>176017541
>Ultros
Probably like 3-4 mil
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>>176017360
Try Mudfish or WTFast.
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>>176017361
I just make a Party finder saying "Want to buy Fantasia" or something. Usually gets a reply within 10min.
I pay around 5m, not sure if it's too much or too little tho.
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>>176017287
>>176017541
>not just playing what u want when u want
???

>>176017572
that's certainly some punishment
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>>176017572
Where do I report to for my "punishment"?
>>
Why does no one like summoners?
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>>176017572
>those ugly horse faces
Seeing these was punishment enough.
>>
>>176017659
I like them, been playing one since the start. They're perfect to do dungeon with because of the high AoE damage.
Tried to play some melee classes but they did so little AoE all dungeon runs took like 15+min to do.
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>>176017659
They ruin everything
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>>176017659
they hate us because they aren't us
t. Summoner that rips aggro from most DRKs with higher DPS than most melees
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>>176017464
I'm Milla Valentine on Balmung but I haven't been online much due to pre-expansion boredom and such...

>>176017515
Maybe...

It is fun to make people feel good so...
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>play SMN
>AST notices me everytime
S-Senpai!
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>>176017659
Because no one can play them right. It's the most poorely played job of all time.
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>>176017360
Back when EU servers were in NA too, I tried a couple. WTFast was rather stable, but their customer service was ass and some of their business practices are a bit shady. Pingzapper was less stable, but overall their service seemed better. Mudfish is another popular one, I've no personal experience about using it, but I've heard good things about it.
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>>176016423
>40 days left before expansion
>still haven't found an au ra bf


there's still time ... right?
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Does anyone know if someone turns on EXP buff during an instance if you still get the buff?
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>>176017852
>Because no one can play them right.
>apply dots
>use your single target BAM spell
>get 3 stacks
>ruinga the fuck out and end it with a bigger BAM
>use aoe when there are more than 3 targets instead of single target
What's more to it?
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>>176017871
>tfw au ra husband fantas and doesn't go back
It's okay though because we EB'd for each other- not our characters!
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>>176017928
No, you have to be out of an instance to get it.
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>>176017928
You don't.
You enter any instance with the buffs you have
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>>176017953
Why don't you ask the 80% of summoners who cant pull over 1300 dps at ilevel 250+?
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>>176017819
Different anon but you have a really cute cat!
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>>176018042
How do I check my dps?
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>>176017976
>>176017987
damn, thanks
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>>176018079
Illegal elezen technology
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>>176018079
http://www.2digitalgames.de/
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>>176018079
You can download a dps meter program that can get yourself banned.
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>>176018148
>>176018150
Why isn't there a proper damage meter anyway? I wanna see how I can improve and not just guess.
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>>176018150
Just use a parser, jeez
>>176018202
No one in the history of ffxiv parsers has been banned for using a parser
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>>176017871
>still no red xaela gf

You learn to live with the pain.
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>>176017852
Stupid lizard
It's easy see a big group shadowflare, pet AoE, painflare, tri, contagion, bane, while doing blizzard 2 and miasma 2(if the mob is greater than 4) apply blizzard 2 during trance if it's more than 4 if it's less just ruin three picking them off.
Single target RS, swift, shadowflare, tri, fester, pain, rouse, spur, ED, enkindle, atherflow if it's on CD dwt, ruin 3 all day while making sure to get off your fester and painflare while in RS pop deathflare. Use fester when it's off CD refresh shadowflare and dots till tri is less than 15 sec on CD while pooping ruin 3s pop dwt do it all over again while using tri and contagion again while in DWT it's easy.
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>>176018384
Whoops add in another painflare on the third atherstack for the big mobs
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>>176018260
There have been 1 or 2 actually but they were harassing people over it.
>>176018384
okay grey parse
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why is it called leveling "roulette" if its always sastasha?
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>>176018496
tell that to my aggro bar
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>>176018532
90% of the pug tanks are dipshits anyways doesnt matter
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>>176018572
Goalposts
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>>176017819
so you want to make me feel good then..?
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>>176018527
For the same reason you always get the consolation prize in the Jumbo Cactpot.
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>>176018639
>when you win the jumbo cactpot on your level 24 alt
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>>176018532
>He didn't use Quelling Strikes
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ugly malepost
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>>176018732
Quell this nut loser
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>>176018769
There's nothing ugly about male Xaela
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>>176018532
>tank is probably some casual potd main catboy DRK who doesnt know the first thing about tanking
>steals aggro
wow big dps
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>>176018803
preach it, brother
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>>176018769
malepost
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>>176018807
Doesn't disprove my statement of doing max deeps as summoner, hun~
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>>176018769
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>>176019118
>grey parse
>max deeps
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>>176019372
thas a cute raen
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>>176019372
Would go on adventures with and braid flowers into his hair during downtime/10
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>>176019475
There's nothing special about that, you know?
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>>176019508
Just ignore him, he does it to trigger people. He'll eventually get bored of it if people ignore him for long enough.
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>>176019475
making the thread a better place, one butt at a time
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>>176019508
Why do you think I would choose au ra raen if i wanted to look special idiot
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literally a bootleg Aranea
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>ultrash already getting this mad
This is the lizard we need.
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Why are most female Au Ra vapid egotistical cunts?
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>>176019667
this is what aranea used to call every raen that got attention
kys aranea
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>>176019738
hello
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>>176019738
Because the majority of them are played by lonely grown men who don't get the kind of positive attention that real women get in regular everyday life, so they're viciously possessive of any attention that they can garner with their barbie dress-up dolls that they live vicariously through. Come to think of it, that could also explain the toxic behavior of most grown men in the general.
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>>176019794
Don't be such a bootleg of them
Brown skin
Black hime-cut cut
Raen
It's literally Aranea
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>>176019896
who are you quoting?
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>>176019896
I can see this in a lot of lizard/catposters
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>>176020098
Anonymous.
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>>176019896
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Why does every non-human race look like shit?
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>>176020440
We have non-human races?
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>>176019896
>anon dropping uncomfortable truth bombs

This is also the reason why so many FOTM fuckers switched to catboy. A vocal minority posted nonstop about it and you lit got rused into fantaing to the manlet race. Fujos win again lmao.
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>>176020505
it's hilarious watching these lonely fucks immediately fanta to the race that gets shitposted the most on the thread as if that's what's gonna land them a girlfriend
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>>176020339
I'm stealing this for future shitposting purposes. Thank you.
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>>176020339
>>176020583
Look here for more >>176016019
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>>176018769
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>>176018294
she is contaminated now anyway
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Hi, /xivg/

I just got finished installing, and I'm thinking of playing a roe gladiator to start, but I'm not sure what server is best for a beginner. Does it matter, as long as I choose a NA data center?

Also if I wanted to play with a gamepad instead of mouse & keyboard, is that setup decent, or will I be laughed at like little babby?
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>>176018769

Malepost?
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>>176020803
Cactuar
Sarg
To a lesser degree, Coeurl
Those are your other aether servers that have a healthy population
Primal is more evenly spread out.
Stay the fuck out of mateus.
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>>176020803
You should be fine with any server on primal and gladiator is good tanking class to pick since it's pretty easy to understand and play with what is comfortable for you cause, KnM or controller are fine and nobody who is smart will laugh at you. Just read your weapon tips and your skills when you get a new one and always let people know you're new.
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>Sohm Al
That fucking music.
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>>176019896
That could also be why most of the girls who post here get shitposted about. I'm not saying they're all saints since some have proven themselves to be absolute shitheads and terrible people, but some don't even talk to that many people or play that often and still get gossiped about.
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>>176020803
Zalera so the least amount of people possible will have to look at that abomination.
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>>176018769
I see what hour it is.
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>>176021009
Eyebrows.
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>>176020961
are any of them really terrible though?
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>>176021009
BUT THAT'S A REALLY GOOD DUSKWIGHT HOLY SHIT
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>>176018769
Doing my part.
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>>176018769
males are the best race!
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>>176021064
Kanpan's kind of a shithead for bragging about being carried and being unrepentantly obnoxious in discord, but that's one of the few instances I've noticed recently. She's probably a nice girl to her friends and family.
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I didn't ask you homos to show me your characters desu

except for red, red's cool
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>>176021235
Pot meet kettle
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>>176021235
Post the butler screenshots.
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>>176021168
Better tummy to pet.
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>>176021337
(you)
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On the job.

Also greetings peeps.
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>>176021462
Thanks.
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>>176020917
Thanks anon. What's wrong with Mateus, if you don't mind my asking?

>>176020926
Oh, so Primal would be a better data center to go with? And don't worry, anon, I'll make sure to read up on my class, I don't want to let any future groups down.
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>>176019667
don't know what an Aranea is
>>176019937
literally made this raen with the randomizer lmao
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>>176021462
Male au ra are a blessing
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>>176021648
>ywn come home from a long day of adventuring to two Au Ra butlers warmly greeting you with "welcome home, princess"

Life is meaningless...
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is there like some website where i can see all the armor sets, i haven't played properly in like 6 months at least and wanted to check if any dungeon sets were worth getting for glamour.
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>>176021462
>can't mirror the eyepatch
I'm still upset.
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>>176021462
what the fuck, I need au ra males now
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what server was that blue catboy on?
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>>176021775
https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/gearsets
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>>176021775
https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/gearsets

doesn't have a lot of older stuff but better than nothing
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>>176021891
>>176021894
exactly what I was looking for, thanks!!
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What are these blue spheres for? Found a couple of them.
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>>176022082
/lookout
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>>176022082
sightseeing log
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>>176021802
I could've used a gryphonskin eyepatch but don't tell Rio
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>>176022119
>>176022126
Kind of casual crap compared to ARR sightseeing stuff.
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>>176022182
Digging the minion in the background.
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>>176022414
That's the Fenrir Pup. You get it randomly from Feast matches.
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>>176021462
>Meria returns home from long day of adventuring
>"Welcome home, dipshit."
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>>176021746
>tfw could have this but would be weird to ask
Gotta draw the line somewhere
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>>176022684
Then they lock the door before she can get in.
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>>176022853
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>>176022853
I know where that house is, there's a nice bench behind it overlooking the water that she could sit on until they got bored and came out to join her.
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>>176023024
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>>176023197
Is this the lewd levi lizard?
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>>176022929
Just do what I'd do and press your face to the windows and blow on them.

If the house has no windows just chew on the door handle.
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>>176023336
cereberus
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Everyone in this fucking game has white hair. I feel like the out of place weirdo having brown hair.
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Why don't we have talent points for all combat abilities like the PvP ones? You'd have fun builds, utility builds, minmax builds. Imagine shit like 50% CD reduction on DRK's Plunge while dicking around doing solo content, then swapping that for something more useful for real content.
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>>176023671
too hard to balance, I'd imagine
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>>176023572
white hair is superior is why
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>>176023572
I usually like White hair, but it feels a bit sad having it when 90% of the players got it already.
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>>176021648
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>>176023572
I don't.
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>>176023706
Just balance it around the optimal build but give silly options for braindead content like FATEs, PotD etc.
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As someone who never touched savage, does tanking an A1S speedrun for light involve anything special on my part?

I've only got a few runes left and really can't see myself logging in for the next few weeks to bother with my 60 queues for light, I just want this shit done.
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>>176024427
Not really. It's solo tanked nowadays so you should be okay.
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>>176024427
You want to tank the boss where he starts and pick up the other one when it comes out. If dps is good they should die pretty quick after that. You can beat a1s faster then a1n now cause you're able to skip so much.
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>>176024489
>and pick up the other one when it comes out

the aggro table for .5 is the same as the original
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>>176025009
I've seen some bad tanks where they lose agro on .5 or Original, but I know the agro is the same as the original. He even said he hasn't touched alex and i assume since people are going to spilt up dps so they die near the same time i'm sure he'll lose agro once or twice. If Dps actually know their job.
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Hope everyone is having a wonderful day.
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>>176026135
Why are tank players so cancer in this game?
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>>176026135
These pf always make me laugh.
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>>176013627
That's because I have no idea who you are..
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Why can't I dye this hat?
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>>176026342
Oh, I play on Odin and afk a lot. So I assumed you knew who I was because of that and you said "come back"
Sorry!
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How hard is tanking in this game?
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>>176026581
Because it's a dungeon drop, dumbass.
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>>176024427
Doing A1S for light also involves dealing with Faust. For Faust, just pick up adds and you're gucci, the easiest way is to ask the healer to stand right behind Faust and then you can just easily AoE them off the healer.

For the actual Oppressor fight, start in your tank stance to establish decent aggro. You can do some extra aggro here because if the DPS are decent, they'll come pretty close to you on it. Tank the boss north where it starts, not directly at the wall to save yourself some trouble later. If you want to be a good guy, you can drop resin bomb directly im the middle of the boss hitbox so that you don't have to turn the boss later. You can also pick up the first two Alarum before 0.5 spawns, if they happen to die, just don't stand in the mini pool they leave behind. Any resin bomb AoEs and mini pools will disappear when the 0.5 spawns.

0.5 will start with the same aggro table as what Oppressor had when the alarm began ringing. Turn both boss and Oppressor slightly left or right so that melee can easily hit positionals on both and so that you won't cleave anyone, this is why you don't pull the boss directly to the wall. Pop some cooldown for the short duration that they are both attacking you.

Good luck with your relic, Anon!
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>>176026758
Hard, really hard. Think Vanilla WoW tanking multiplied by Contra
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>>176021648
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>>176021516
hiya

>>176024427
If you're OT just remember to provoke when the other manipulator comes out.

>>176026758
Not hard really. Only thing you have to think about is using a CD for busters, provoke if necessary, and positioning.
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>>176027240
please do not scowl at me mr cute raen man
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>10 successful Hasty Touches in a row without using Steady Hand II

That's it. I've used up all my crafting luck.
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>>176026636
Tell me where you are next time and I'll afk next to you.
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>>176027489
It's all downhill from here anon may as well uninstall
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>>176027827
Let me dream.
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>>176027046
But why can't I dye dungeon drops?
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>>176026758
Tanking in XIV isn't that hard at all. It's very easy to do "alright", just pay attention to overall aggro, boss positioning and your defensive cooldowns. It's slightly harder to do well though, that requires you to also contribute to the group DPS and to minimize the amount that healers need to spend healing you. It's a fine line to dance between contributing to DPS while not being a burden.
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Attended a fun EB
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>>176028242
ebs are never fun
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>>176028349
>he wasn't invited to the meria x red kamen rider EB
lmao nerd
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>>176027560
I usually afk at the benches in Limsa, so I can keep track on the housing plots and marketboard now and then
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>>176026181
Loud and proud cancer > passive-aggressive micro-dick cucks

The poster in question is probably a mute DPS cuck so he didn't even call that shitter out.
.
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>>176028242
Cool dabbing.
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>>176028659
How 2 housing plots, senpai.
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>>176028995
Just look at each ward if there's anyone available for purchase now and then.
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>>176028995
Be on a dead server
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I've never actually done the PvP in this, is it any good / rewarding?

What about Duty: Frontline, is that good to do?
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>>176028000
Because you just fuckin can't
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>>176029519
desu no, but if you're a pvper at heart you should at least try it. winning in feast has been satisfying for me even though I think pvp is garbo in this game.
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>>176029668
Well there's a ton of PvP-reward-only Glamour shit, right?

That seems like a good reason at least
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>>176001968
>a12s
>war mt goes dps stance
>no cd
>tank buster
>dies
>"no heals =/"
>leaves
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>>176029519
Yes. Its 10 minutes work for a nice chunk of tomes and wolf marks. As far as fun goes its okay, I wouldn't spam it personally.
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>>176029715
correct and that's why most people do it. go try some stuff on at the wolves den. there are also pvp mounts if you care about those
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>>176029715
>>176029668
>if you're a pvper at heart
Fields of Glory is the closest I'll come to reliving Age of Reckoning.
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>>176029852
>>176029785
>>176029860
I don't tend to PvP much (im just not gud) so hopefully I get something good, thanks my dudes
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>>176029972
Just follow the blob and don't overextend away from ut. You don't need to be good, just utilize crowd control on idiots who overextend into your group and save your burn for objectives which is just you vs a pve target.
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Do you feel any difference when Fey Wind or Spear is up?
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>>176031325
fey wind can get you an extra gcd in your opener

spear needs to be used before you use your ogcds or it messes up the timings for those that get used after you get the buff, nobody wants that

the rule is: if's it's not balance, royal road
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Why are the entire family of Aliapoh NPCs literally retarded, they should stop trying to make them sound endearing or cute they're just two cans short of a six pack
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>>176031630
because weebs love the kawai airhead catgirls
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>>176031397
grown man post
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>>176031508
Oops, I meant Arrow
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eta 12 hours until the chemo janitors get on
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>>176031892
only job that really benefits from it is blm
all other classes play around optimal sks/ss and don't really get any benefit from it

again: if not balance, redraw and royal road
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>>176032064
grown man post
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>>176031879
>>176032064
>>176031397
Why y'all gotta be disgusting.
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Is swimming going to be useful in SB? Or is it going to be something people do in the first week then never touch again
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>>176032295
Well as long as they don't add a underwater combat system like GW2 we're fine
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>>176032295
Seems like there will be gathering in the sea/water. So I guess for gatherers they will have to swim a lot.
Time to glamour my botanist and miner gear to swinsuits then!
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>>176032295
I have a feeling it will literally just be underwater gathering for now but maybe they will add more to it overtime...
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>roll a 93 on endgame dungeon loot
>someone rolls a 94

IT ENDS NOW
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>>176032179
wow, two of the same replies?
you must really like my posts
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>>176032479
What would you want them to add? Underwater combat is a big no-go because that's awful.
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>>176032651
it's a skill tray game, what could possibly go wrong
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>>176032295
Swimming is like flying, just a way to go somewhere else without walking. They already said there won't be underwater combat so it's a non issue
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>finally getting into gardening
>intercrossing is a thing

Fucking hell I just want jute so I can make things for friends.
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>>176032521
>roll nothing but 15 or less for alexander items 5 times in a row
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>>176032792

I know that feel, I wanted to make blood peppers to make all my friends primal minions but it's a pain in the ass having in interbreed like 3 times
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What is the gearing up part of this game like?

is anything time gated or forcing you to wait or can you just do dungeons until you're geared enough to go into raids or what?
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>>176032971
I mean, I'll do it once I can find a good guide and everything, but Jesus tap dancing Christ, I wish I didn't have to play bloody Farmville for this shit.
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>>176033081
Newer content tends to have gated drops, for example Dun Scaith used to have a weekly lockout on gear. You could get ONE piece of iLevel 260 gear, but they removed it quite recently. There are still 'once a week' drops on
the Void Ark/Weeping City/Dun Scaith loot currency item though.

New stuff they put out tends to have a weekly lockout but eventually gets removed.

You don't really experience these until you start doing raids however, so you're cool to grind dungeons for gear. Baelsar's Wall/Sohm Al (Hard) give 245 gear constantly and has no such lockouts and never did, for instance.
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>>176013382
if you aren't a loser with no friends, get someone to stand with you while you practice on the dummy to say mechanics such as "look away", "twisters", "stack on tank", etc. Once your used to dong your rotation while paying attention to something else, it should come second nature to you.
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New thread:

>>176033235
>>176033235
>>176033235

>>176033235
>>176033235
>>176033235
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>>176033289
Too early
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>>176033159

http://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/8444495/blog/2715250/

http://www.ffxivgardening.com/index.php
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>>176033378

This one's gonna die here soon in a bit, so it doesn't matter.
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>>176033081
Scriptures used to be somewhat gated, they cap at 900 now though so its almost moot. Typically new tomes are capped at 450 per week and certain tokens are limited to weekly so yes it has gating.
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>>176033393
!!

Thank you so very much. Was gonna google after I made lunch, but it's kind of you to do this.

>>176033454
Still counts as a competing general. Midday is slow.
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>>176032690
>what could possibly go wrong
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>>176033538

Mod ain't gonna care since we're 9 away here from the bump limit.
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>>176022226
stop being elitist, sightseeing log is a bunch of BS and you know it
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>>176032295
There may be zones where you HAVE to swim in to get to places (the underwater dungeons/raids, I think) but I think it'll be mostly story content and shit.

I really wish they would add a small underwater or swimming area to all the housing zones. I'd fucking love that.
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