Dota 2 General - /d2g/

G O O D
G O Y I M

>No memes early or late
Impressive /d2g/

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YOU DID IT!

>>175970790
Legion Commander affected by: 100 Dick Damage.

so let me get this straight

i cant simply wait til after the international to buy the immortals

i have to wait until next year when the int 2018 ends

eat a dick gaben

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>stuck watching the memeleague rebroadcast for my esports fix

>>175970982
Cap's gf in a good angle. She looks like a gremlin on video, tho.

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me as forced support

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>Crystal Maiden Taunt at lvl 345
>not marketable until Sept 2018
ok then

>>175970987
I'd better say she possess boner aura atm

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>>175971320
your dedication to forcing your shit meme despite getting no (You)s ever is impressive

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>>175970941
right on time

>SingSing: I don't give a fuck about Battle Pass
>SingSing. Fuck Dota 2
Did he finally pull the trigger

Wish I still played the game, the compendium looks like it has a fuckload of shit in it
I'll just watch the tournament instead

>>175971498
he finally pulled the adelaide?

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>have every compendium since TI3
>not allowed to post in chat because i didn't buy a TI7 goypendium

Not this year, valve.

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>>175971498
#woke

>>175971573
Good shit, I mean

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>>175971320

>>175971467
hey dude, no bully i dont know what to post LAMO

>>175971147
Jesus christ. I thought there were laws and consumer rights and shit against misleading advertising.

>>175971650
what's p2w here

>>175971887
The new terrain has better fps performance than default

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My faithful wife.

>>175971938
ouch, looks like she stubbed her toe

does anything you do in the early game even matter anymore if their hard carry is harder than yours

>>175971980
Have you tried finishing the game before their carry becomes online?

>>175971938
when you step on a lego
XD

>>175972013
you can try, but the shrines on highground make it really unlikely that you will succeed.

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When will my nigga Lich become meta again?

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>>175971980
>if their hard carry is harder than yours
nothing to do but become obedient

>>175972130
when he gets a redesign so a strong sacrifice isn't """oppressive""" to play against.

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>>175971980
thats what you get for not playing the best skeleton aka clinkz

and oh.
When's the strength skeleton coming? I mean... look at this.

Agi = Clinkz
Int = Pugna
Str = ???

>>175972130
>implying this game even has a meta anymore
its literally just battle arena

>>175972278
str = skeleton king, are you memeing?

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>>175972278
>Skeleton
>Str = ???

>>175972278
THEY TOOK HIM FROM US

>>175971864
Someone post the webm of her

>>175972278
this is not nice post

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>>175972449

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>>175972278
delete this

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>>175972278
ayo hol up

I might be blind but i dont see Io on the arcana vote.

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>>175972879
Io aracana confirmed

>>175972879
it isn't there. people are theorizing they giving io the arcana without a vote, so it wouldn't make sense to waste votes toward it.

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Only 9 inches?

>>175972879
you aren't blind, you're retarded

the wisp arcana is already made and waiting to be released later on before TI7

>>175972130
>Frost armor now grants mana equal to the damage taken by X hero.

Damage percentage to mana : 35%/40%/45%/50%

Reworked sacrifice :
Sacrifice can now be casted on enemies dealing damage, stealing their mana and XP.

XP stolen : 25%
Mana stolen : 120/160/200/240 + 15%
Damage : 75/150/225/300

Cooldown : same shit
>>175972563
that qop is shy :3

what if pudge could hook rosh?

>>175972879
Valve knows that everyone would have voted for him this year anyways

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>>175972278
what if 4th spirit was skeleton spirit

wahh spooky

How the game died
Remember that Dota feeling bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_x62_d7DZA

>>175971828

who is this semen demon?

>>175973424
yes i remember when NP was cancer and everyone played him in my pubs.
Not as bad as when everyone played Tinker jew but still

Why doesn't Valve have daily quests outside of Battle Passes? They could easily multiple the amount of players and make huge profits in the long run, daily quests with daily bonuses are rewarding and addictive as fuck.

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>>175973424
I remember both teams being complete garbage

at least post goodTI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z61RubI8MJc

>>175973424
only swedes and redditors think the ti3 patch was good

>>175973685
yes i remember americans winning their first tournament
now post that final where our boy rtz won

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what's the worst ability in dota?

>homing missle

>>175973424
you got BTFO son

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>>175973685
>ti5
>good ti
>literally just 2 good teams in the entire tournamnet battling for a FREE win because secret choked hard

>>175973424
That commentary is so bad, we came a long way

>>175973802
>Stun that lets you decide where you are stunned so it doesn't have the lockdown, which is the utility that real disables have
>Really fucking easy to stop it from doing anything, especially after laning phase
>It is mildly annoying during laning phase but skilling it means you have much weaker ability to get farms and kills, and laning phase literally doesn't matter at all anymore
Is there a single good thing about Homing Missile?

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>>175973778
he didn't win a TI but he won a Majo-

>>175973802
Nah ur a fag for thinking that.
Unstable current however

>>175973965
>shitrekt fans still thinking their reddit team headed by the most delusional slav in existence will ever win a ti

>>175972278
Clinkz is such a shit hero. Or am i playing him wrong? He has a 46% win rate and his ulti is garbage. His E's cd is too long for it to be considered a level 3 escape, and his ulti's duration is too short. Mana problems up the ass too early game. 75 Mana for his escape/initiation, 90 mana for his dps that's on a long ass cooldown, Wtf? Why would you pick this hero except to be an annoying piece of shit?

>>175973685
TI5 final will always go down as a joke simply because shiki is playing in it

seriously, how does a player that bad get into a final of any kind

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What streamer are we watching /d2g/?

>>175974095
Me

>>175974095
the lewdest one

>>175974095
no-one because waga is a colossal faggot and every other streamer is russian

what would you do if i gave you compendium anon

>>175974095
Dota players are so devoid of personality that you're better off just watching in game.

>>175974032
>in team fight
>use spell
>literally CANNOT move

it's literally good degen aura

>Crystal maiden's """"ROOT""""
>It's a fucking stun
Fuck that hero.

>>175974069
you dont even need to memespam your ult on hard camps, the creeps are quite enough considering the distance you had to travel.
its good, but dont overdo.
also, over-roaming drags the game. Push when there's a chance considering you have deso and you deal bajillion damage.

he's free mmr when there's a slardar on your team or you're just so good at him.

>>175974418
But I just want to watch something while Playing BDO

redpill me on Waga
is he hated because he spammed 1 hero for mmr

>>175974380
play it

>>175974095
wagamamer

>doge is pronounced /dəʊdʒ/
>not just /doge/

the more you know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xeq9l7DNY

> Razor has 2 of the top 10 best spells in the game and 2 of the top 10 worst spells in the game?

>>175974515
But waga hates people that spams only 1 hero for MMR, makes no sense he would do that.
That would make him a hypocrite.

>>175974585
All razor really needs is a rework on his ulti or a totally new ulti. I don't think his passive is so bad, quite good against some heroes.

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>>175974583
jesus christ I thought dota was bad

>>175974583
>The future of Dota

>>175974515
he's hypocritical and generally unfunny

>>175974583
Watching this physically hurts me.

>>175974775

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhzrb07hFn8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4CPWMn1wbg

>>175974506
I always build orchid of malevolence first to solve his mana problem and for the utility/damage. Is it better to rush deso first?

hello dota 2 enthusiasts. how are you today?

>>175974940
>HoN

WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP IT?

>>175975021
poor

>>175975021
fuck you

>>175974583
this is "how do you do, fellow kids" given form
jesus fucking christ

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>clinkz new taunt

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>>175974583

>>175974960
mostly, yes.
soul ring is enough for your mana problems. all you need is to find a way how to kill someone fast.
medallion before deso is also quite nice.
dragon lance is optional but you tend to end games so fast if you're below 4k5

>>175974515
numale swedecuck a solid amount of skill below any big name streamers that actively belittles his viewers in a passive aggressive way

>>175974960
soul ring dumbo
orchid is garbage

>>175975541
>actively belittles his viewers in a passive aggressive way
do tell, I want to hear this

>>175975635
just watch his shitty stream and his reactions to donations and chat if you want to waste your time

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Quick! You have 10 seconds to decide on one (1) change that can save Dota 2 from the disaster that was 7.00.

Hard mode: No reverting back to pre-7.00.

>>175975771
range banning you from posting on 4chan

>>175975771
7.00 just removed shitskin thirdies

>>175975817
+1'ing this

>>175975771
remove low prio
its like magic

grow up you fucking faggots

>>175975734
So he's kind of like Lirik? a guy who thinks he's the shit and belittles his audiences all the time despite having the "I'm a good and nice guy" image?

>>175976009
>Lirik
who?

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winter wyvern should be remade as a strong carry

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>>175974583
*blocks your path*

>>175976079
>not going for the Aghs long range artillery build

hello 8k anon are you there?
Can you post screenshot of PA arcana or QoP so I can fap to my waifu in 8 fucking K?

>>175975994
this

>>175975734
he's always nice and frequently answers chat questions, I don't know what the hell are you talking about

>>175974960
>power treads (LEARN TO FUCKING TREADSWITCH AT EVERY CHANCE)
>aquila/basilius
>raindrop
>soul ring
>tp/dust/windlace (for when you need that extra boost to outrun the dust slow), or even a wand in those rare games where you actually get involved in long drawn out fights early on
>a clarity or two in the backpack once you want to leave the lane, which is as early as you can, normally around lvl 6/7
just start moving around, play like a nyx except you can also hit towers and manfight. force the enemy team to clump up, and punish that one guy that wants to farm alone (because if they are 5manning 5 min in you just splitpush and take towers untill deso, at which point you take tier 2 towers/rosh, farm bkb/dragonlance and go highground with aegis)
orchid is a situational item, usually second or third, and rarely as first big item, but its not too bad since it can be built into orchid now

honestly though, if you are a new player then clinkz isn't a very good hero to learn. so much of what he needs and wants to do relies on preassuring lanes and bad matchups, while not having much room for error. you'll probably end up just doing the wrong things a couple times in the first 15 minutes and then fall off or your team dont know how to splitpush or take divided teamfights

>>175976076
Probably the most popular streamer on Twitch now.

>>175976351
based swedecuck bro, posting from the shed

>>175976076
Lirik is a Twitch variety streamer. He's very popular for some reason.

>>175976136
why aren't dota pros this cool? coincidence?

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guess the hero

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/3/32/Mk_ann_hero_selection_slark_01.mp3

What the FUCK did Monkey King mean by this?

>>175976628
(E)Ember spirit

>>175974069
Buy Bloodthorn and Deso, and just roam for easy kills. He doesn't transition well into a carry but he's good at filling a PA-esque role of coming in the middle or end of teamfights and bursting down enemies when abilities are on CD or at low hp.

And yes his ult is trash and they should change it to something that jives better with his kit.

>>175976079

Wyvern can quite well. Just noone thinks of it

>>175971447
gonna cost 10 bucks goyim

>>175976628
if its a strength hero kys

im gonna go with CRYSTAL MAIDEN

Anyone using the chat wheel shit? Played with EGM later today and he would spam "its a disastah" and some chinese shit

Finally having some fun while playing dota with friends. Chatwheel sound was definitely the best addition

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What DOTA hero gives the best head

>>175977037
I mean earlier..... Im retard

>>175977162
you didn't have to say that, we already knew
you're entertained by shitty reddit memes

>>175977142
Jakiro and Ogre Magi

How do you claim daily/weekly bonus quests? wait for them to time out?

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>>175977142
Pugna, but only if you get the right talents

>>175977479
>no permanent metamorphosis
dropped

>>175977236
how does it feel to be edgy faggot that does not enjoy anything

guys, i don't ask for much, but can we combine our powers together to get phoenix an arcana? she doesn't really have much for cosmetics, and i don't want to drop 50 dollars for the recolor...

i'd really appreciate it if you could do this random nerd a favor, thank you

>>175978007
voted ;^)

>>175978007
reddit sounds more your pace, friendo
i'm putting all my votes into NIGHT FUCKER

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>>175977479
I want to fuck Pugna-chan.

>>175975073
>Hon dew king
pretty sure it's the ultimate in bantz

>>175978156
>>175978092

if you want to put your votes into your choice i won't hold that against you, i just really love playing phoenix and i want to look really flashy when im dive bombing people

i hope everything works out for your favorite hero :(

>>175978260
well at first I was just kidding but now you really have to go back

>>175974021
The damage is decent.
but only if you run away from it.

I played two games of dota after some 9 months. Good job, me.

>>175978346

oh, i see

either way i still wish you luck, everybody deserves to be happy

>install dota 2 again cause bored.
>have the worst 3 game I've ever witnessed in my 8k hours.
>uninstall again.
why did I even think it would be better.

Give me a quick rundown of all the bugs and abuse of the jewpendium so far.

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>>175978651
>1996+21
>playing dota seriously

It's your own fault.

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legit question why doesn't dota have a surrender option .

in your opinion is a good or bad thing?

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>>175978927
>21 was 1996 years ago

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What's this champ supposed to do again?

>>175977975
how does it feel to be reddit?

>>175978927
>>175978651
I've been spamming jungle bloodcyke lately.

I don't know if Valve change the MM somehow but lately my games have gone to shit. Games are decided at the hero selection screen, or within five minutes now.

>>175979005
nigger

>>175979038

an Mmr assassin

>>175979038
>Update
an "anti carry" hero that has been unbuffed throughout all the powercreep.
He's still good against skywrath and PA tho.

>>175979041
seems a bit more likely that your teams were tilted from the start because A: you picked a shit hero, and B: you jungled with a shit hero

fucking retard

>>175979452
>bloodcyka is a bad hero

the gulag speaks

can you guys help me add to my list of heroes to climb out of the gulag?

>Mid
lina
viper
zeus

>jungle
bloodseeker

>safe carry
bloodseeker

>support
>supporting to climb mmr

>offlane
bristleback
clockwerk
underlord

YOU HAVE 10 HOURS TO TELL ME WHY THERE IS NO SEASONAL MMR RESET

>>175972563
hey, is she the crystal maiden from that old slacks video "girlfriend at the international"?

>>175979727
phantom assassin is free mmr

>>175979727
>mid
od

>jungle
wk
lc
ls
axe

>safe
jugg
ls

>offlane
literally so many viable

how scam is the new pass? i'm thinking of buying it

is it kinda worth the money

>>175979983
>is it kinda worth the money


I would wait to see if the campaign is shit or not

that alone is pretty much a reason to buy it imo

i played 10 international party ranked games calibrated
but last game was finished when dota coordinator was down
i cant see my new International mmr
i still see the same explanation window
Volvo please

>>175979005
Dota doesn't have a surrender option because it wasn't necessary in WC3 DotA when leaving a match had no consequences.

I played LoL for a while and I found the surrender option just meant that 90% of pubs ended when one team looked like they were in a good position. Comebacks were almost impossible because people would just surrender when things went went at all poorly. IMO the surrender option cut a lot of games off at the knees and was a clear net-negative to the game. The only good thing it provided was a way to end the game when the winning team was sitting outside the losing team's fountain farming kills and refusing to actually kill the base, but this is a rare occurence anyway. I think Dota not having a surrender option is definitely a good thing.

day9 is almost 3k and he knows how maybe 1/2 the heroes work and constantly fuck up

meanwhile there are a plethora of shitters with 1000 ranked games and still stuck at 2k. Jesus christ I calibrated at 2.7k and it only took 200 games so far to get 3.3k. HOW? this is my first moba ever HOW are people honestly this fucking bad?

>>175970790
imagine this bitch run into your team and duel you and got gang raped

>>175979983
TI passes are the worst. They're the ones that require the most investment of all the battlepasses, since it takes over 98 levels to start getting level 2 immortal chests.

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>There are actual people in this thread RIGHT NOW that still play this piece of shit game and continue to waste thousands of hours of their lives doing the same shit over and over again deluding themselves that they will one day be good enough to be a pro player

>>175979983
I advise you and everyone else to wait for the next balance patch before plunking down money on anything TI7-related

>>175980284
like shitposting on 4chan?

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> old solo mmr is 4.1k, peaked at 4.3k
> play first international qualifier game
> average mmr 4.5k, we wipe the floor with them, played role 6 support
> second qualifier game
> average mmr 3.5k
> i'm not even the highest international mmr on my team

w-what
why

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so how did i do ? and how can improve


i was a jungle wraith king ,of course it was against my will since the last pick weaver wanted a solo lane

>>175980284
No I just play it because it's fun
xD

>>175980284
funny thing is, they still believe they can do it without "magic powders" or "magic medicine"

>>175980386
>no bkb
thats a paddlin

>>175974021
>level 1 homing missile
>1050 range
>opponent has to decide if they want to eat a full rocket barrage and a tiny missile or try to run
I've gotten plenty of kills with it, and it's good for zoning midgame. You act like missile isn't part of gyro's kit that's full of teamfight ganking spell damage nukes.

>>175980357
why my friendo

>>175980492
ohh i heard about those especially the "tablet of focused rapid thinking and some energy" that most pro is using

>>175980742
Yea it's called amphetamine. Miracle has already an amphetamine tolerance built, that's why he loses all tournaments like the shitter he is.

>>175980546

i don't build bkb too often on wk and i have to change that , but in that match i had to rush and ac and abyssal blade so i can lock down there void and stop my weaver from dying

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>and then he said "My favorite video game is Dota 2, I play it all the time"

>>175980126
I was 3k when I started playing this game, how is he so bad? He has played video games on a competitive level, I haven't

>>175981103
At least I get something when I spend money on Dota

>>175977479
>sloppy kiss
>grow breasts
>grow penis
>wife

literally this

>>175980707
>why wouldn't I want to wait to see if "Icefrog"/Valve fuck up the game again with another major "balance" patch to see if I should give more money to support these guys?

Gee anon, I don't know

>>175981827
>1437
>who is weedman

>>175977479
>grow penis
trash it

>>175981827
I'm black
basketball-canadian

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>>175982121
>Sivatheeban Sivanathapillai
>>>>>>>black

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>>175982617
>be 1437
>call someone
>"uh could you spell your name please?"
>will probably have to deal with that for the rest of his life

>>175982994
>four cocks but only three holes

>>175982916
>implying he doesnt ask people to call him rose now
Seriously we got TWO faggot colored hair pakis in the scene before any black people

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>tfw playing dota

>>175982994
>tfw dota2 community is blessed with aka6

I wish more good artists would draw dotes tbqh

>>175982994
>inchs
when a thirdie makes a meme

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>game starts with me as pudge
>3 people on our bounty rune, ping them to invade
>no one listens so I call them faggots on my mic in english with my spanish accent
>pos 5 jakiro uses mic too, mimics me in a really exaggerated caricature of my accent
>their rubick uses telekinesis to hill me
>jakiro calls me a "dum-dum" on mic
>hook him with me
>bitches in the most gay ass california way possible
>bring courier with tp
>keeps bitching and slurring his words and overusing "like"
>laughing my ass off
>send courier back to base so neither of us can use tp
>for 10 minutes straight keeps bitching
>calls me a loser whose company isn't enjoyed by anyone
>reply "says the guy who gets triggered at a game"
>get told to neck myself via text after getting too embarrassed to continue bitching on mic
>reply on my mic in the most californian faggy accent possible "OH my GOD LIKE, DUDEEE, LIKEEEE, CAN YOU LIKE NECK YOURSELF"
>literally REEEs and throws me a barrage of autistic insults pee pee poo poo
>sven walks by and gets hilled too by rubick
>"wat a game"
surprisingly he didnt call me a beaner or a spic

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Is this the first good set they've ever released from one of these faggot ass quests?

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>>175983259
>PLAYING DOTA 2

>>175983259
But did you win though, no one cares about that autisitc shit, whos ancient fell

>>175983408
the zeus one was sexy

They need to buff hskars magic resist. it should go up to 80%

>>175983614
?
akasha would be able to take two dicks in her ass at the same time

>>175983614
>not only 4 cocks

>>175983408
Funfact: there is a blink dagger hidden in the set

Bet you guys never noticed that. I won't tell you where it is though

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>>175983710

>>175983710
>>175983614
>>175982994
*thinkgen of benis*

>>175984006
its his wrist

>calibration matchs for season.
> working my ass off as position 5 and 2.
> can never get cores that pay off.
> literally butt fucked by legion or some other big core every game.

This is suffering. if i stay mid and dominate my team loses late game, if i go support my team loses late game...how do i win?

>>175983614
>you actually googled "transparent penis" in order to make a shitty meme on a peruvian gulag board
rofling at your life

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>feed on purpose 15 kills in a row as pos 3 so team loses
>we win

>>175984170
>implying he can't just look up penis and then use the google options to single out transparent pictures
rofling at your ability to use the internet, grandpa

>>175983614
Uhh...Excuse me? Did you just imply that an empowered independent female like Akasha prefers penises when it has never been stated what her sexual organ preference is? Ugghhh...I just- I just can't...woooow

You fucking ignorant shitlord, how dare you assume someone's sexual organ preference or decided it for xir! I am getting so triggered right now. I need to contact a mod to rectify this injustice.

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>>175984265
>feed one kill
>abandon
>make new account
>repeat

>>175984117
nope. guess again :)

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>>175984341
>>>r/t_d

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>>175984341
kek friendo that was a really, kek, nice meme *wheezes* kek!! the donald! low energy!

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>>175984305
>he searches for meme components with innate transparency instead of searching for the base object and choosing the best looking one and zooming in to max resolution to lasso your selection to pixel perfect accuracy
Jesus do you make your memes in paint like some kind of pleb? fuck off

>>175983614
You alway can fuck her eye-holes anon...

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What hero

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tree autist here, ama

>>175984741
in what advanced alien civilization does transparency even work in mspaint? excuse me gh'lrbl'ak

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>>175984802
BENIS XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

>>175984802
Riki?

>>175984821
Do you think 7.00 made his kit better? I actually liked Nature's Guise being a targeted spell. good for saving teammates.

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Why would valve put me up against a 5 stack?

How on earth are you supposed to beat AM or OD as shadow fiend? Was forced into the first pick.

Why does SF has so little HP?

>>175984821
what should i have for dinner
keep in mind it's inco de mayo

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>>175984794

>>175984821
How does it feel like having 200 IQ

>>175984821
what's your favorite meryn treant quote

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>>175984950
>people who make you first pick but then pick supports with no real hard counter anyways

>>175984902
>knowing how mspaint works
Dont ever reply to my posts ever again

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>>175984943

>>175985048
"im a big tree for you"

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>>175985121
LITERALLY
EVERYTHING
ON
THE TORTE DE LINI GUIDE
FUCK OFF SHITKID

>>175985240
I use Torte de Lini.

rtz strim when?

>>175985240
No idea who Torte De Lini is, this is just what i build. I got Diffusal last cause I didn't know what to buy for 6th slot, and It seemed good against the enemy team

>>175985048
"Why don't you make like a tree, and treefiddy?"

>>175984950
I can guarantee you did not build a bkb hurricane pike skadi and daedalus Aghs
You're supposed to let that medusa be bait and then 3 shot the idiots who jump on her

>>175985328
>>175985357
nothing wrong with it but you're missing the FUCKING point of this meme

>>175985387
>Aghs
memes aside is this item actually good on sf or is it just what you pick up whenever you feel like you can't lose?

>>175985357
ur using the meme wrong
you say "whos this hero" and then post a build for a hero that's not rly optimal for his hero
like a rubick with a mjol

pls meme better in the future thanks

>>175973424
>Literally 5k pub by current standards

mmr inflation is a serious problem and I'd really like to see the mmr distributions right now.
Mid to high 3k is a complete rubbish bracket with people still jungling and having absolutely horrible 1k positioning skills. Drafts don't make sense. People are horrible in their roles.
I honestly can see no difference between 3-4k now and 1k 2 years ago.

>>175985509
>more souls, literally 50 damage total
>hp
>reduces damage of the 2 melee carries
>heals massively him if he survives the am abyssal manta burst and pops the ult
>again, 2 melee carries who take another ult wave
try to think

>>175985790
>Drafts don't make sense
I'm fairly sure the drafts are never gonna make sense in pubs anon

>>175984947
for the most part yes, i always liked maxing guise and roaming before 7.00 but now it's just as good if not better than maxing LA

>>175984982
bean burrito

>>175984995
to intelligent for /d2g/ but here i am

>>175985048
always loved his kill lines

>>175985907
I dunno I feel like if you are being focused then you won't get your ult off and if you aren't being focused then the healing is wasted. As I see it you want to initiate the fight with requiem if you can get away with it so that the minus damage is applied as early as possible, I understand that it is a good item in a vacuum, but I wonder if it's a good item compared to the others that the hero has available to him at the 6 slotted agi carry level.

>>175985048
that sapling is too young

>>175985790
>comparing comp meta to pub meta
>expecting comp pertinent strategizing in a pub environment
spot the 3k loser that dreams of becoming a pro and will never leave his bracket cos he's too infatuated by pro players

you probably just see plays at a face value anyways lets be real

>>175986052
>always loved his kill lines
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/7/75/Treant_firstblood_01.mp3
this one is kino

Kel'Snippity, The Demon Crab hero when?????????????????

>>175986547
you have your courier fuck off

>>175986398
treant

>>175986074
>sf gets jumped by AM and/or Magnus
>down to 3/4 or 1/2 health
>enigma counter initiates
>in the 2 seconds of black hole before cm/ogre/OD stops him, SF activates his ult
>now medusa comes in and ults because obviously dire are fuckbuddies helping the gank and clumped up
>dire turns away, still take aghs wave damage
>dire is now 100% slowed from aghs and gaze (and lich ult almost forgot he was a hero in this picture)
>sf is now healed back to full and right clicking everyone
use some lateral thinking bucko
But this obviously did not happen, because 2 stacks are even more retarded than solo queuers, so enigma probably thought he had to be the first one in instead of literally anyone else on radiant

Are the uests bronken on the jewpendium?

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>>175985387
obviously there was a shadow blade/dragon lance in there, helped get a few kills and get out of a few situations.

timber was super weak since we could never win team fights without dying a bunch, told him just to get euls instead of bloodstone, didn't listen.

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I just played a game with an actual goy that already had the voice samples thing unlocked dude lmfao I asked him how much he spent on it and he said like 120 bucks lmoa LMFAO

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>>175987059
>why is Sf SO SQUISHY
>builds phase solar crest against CM ogre and OD
fucking WHY SC
If you built it for defense, you're literally retarded because 80% of their power is magic
and if you built it for offense you're equally retarded because every single one of them can just turn around and escape, with some of them stunning you before doing so.

>>175983614
anyone feeling horny looking at this?

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>STILL PLAYING DEFENSE OF THE ANCIENTS (DOTA) TWO (2)

>>175987229
did he have the tobi one?
if not it doesn't matter

>>175987381
CM/Ogre weren't an issue, it was just AM jumping on top of me at the start of any fight, it's partly why the solar crest.

keeper of the light
more like
keeper of the SHITE

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>NP picks up fata
>not sumail

You know pic related is gonna fuck up his chances of being the first 2 time champ, right?

>>175979983
i just bought it because why not. i'm getting $21 per hour anyways

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>>175987229
Good goy, spend money on useless mp4s that cost 0 time or money to make.

>>175987610
yea he did and a bunch of chinese ones too despite sounding american on mic

Wich one do you consider a worse player?
One with poor skill or one with poor conduct?

>>175988008
obviously poor skill. no one needs cOnduct. just use the auto mute option. you better uninstall if you have more than 2000 hours of gameplay and still not 4k above.

>>175988008
>worse conduct
>25% chance of feeding down mid
>worse skill
>80% chance of getting ganked under ward 5 times

>>175988008
if we're talking on equal terms, the one with poor conduct. Someone with poor skill is gonna feed now and then and make suboptimal plays but someoen with poor conduct is going to walk down mid and feed

which hero can win 1v1 on late game with am?

>>175977142
Arc Warden

>>175987851
>one of the best lategame supports
nuh-uh
stop rushing scepter

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>there are people who unironically play this game after 7.00

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>make comeback
>poor network conditions detected
>no match scored

>>175988298
this line of thought is retarded and 2k worthy

stop being so dumb anon

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just wanna share some thematically appropriate metal im enjoying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ4ioEQ7okM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqlnmkJDjzc

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There are problem heroes that valve will never allow them to be legitimately good, because if they're strong then they'll be meta.
Like how they added a warning sound for techie's landmines. They don't want techies being used in TI7, so they gave him a shotgun blast to the kneecaps.

These heroes include wisp and huskar as well. Valve will not, cannot allow them to be usable in a competitive environment. Same thing with sniper. I wish they would put in work to redo these heroes or let them thrive. Wisp deserves to be used, Sniper needs a rework

>>175988008
>look at me I'm Crystal maiden I bought courier wards and sentries at the start of the game but placed the wards at completly useless locations and the sentries didn't even deward a single ward ;)
>woops looks like I died to a gank ;)
>let me buy more wards ;) No problem if I die again
>woops I died while warding ;)
>Woops died again while warding, all is good though ;)
>Woops I died before the teamfight and didn't even cast a single spell guys ;)
>We got this guys, doesn't matter that I'm 0/15/2 we got this play well lets go ;)
>Wow why are you all so negative? Just be positive we got this guys cmon don't be meanies ;)
>wow stop insulting me I will report you ;(
The worst thing about this shit is that there are actually fucking males that behave like this, like jesus christ, it would be excusable if a braindead woman would act this way but these no skill "positive" """""support""""" players are the worst thing in the world.

I would rather play with the most toxic piece of shit player that would call me dogshit over teamchat that at least knows what he's doing mid than these braindead fucking support players that think positivity will win them a game when they're feeding non stop and make no plays.

>>175988649
calm down dude

kel'snippity when?

>>175988649
>>look at me I'm Crystal maiden I bought courier wards and sentries at the start of the game
commended

>>175988298
CK,Void
Especially CK,lol you think your manta illusion is good AM?
Rofl at you,let me show you how it done

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>>175988649
>CM buys 15 wards and sentries
>constantly asks where to ward
>constantly dies warding
>manage to win anyway
>dota doesn't register my daily hero challenge

>>175988649
dotabuff

>>175988891
>CK
I dunno, man. AM with an aghs would fuck up CK pretty bad.

https://nohatspreacher.wordpress.com/

I've updated for some of the hats for ti7.

Specifically the sniper duck and the cm snowman.

Check it out if you have issues with the recent cosmetics

>>175987851
he's actually one of the best supports of the patch tho????

Is treant actually OP or am I just shit?

>>175989153
not really
>AM blink in,try to Abyssal CK
>CK press R then Reality RiFt AM to break Linken/Agh
>CK manta to remove debuff then stun Am
>CK and his army proceed to rape the shit out of am

>>175989401
>top 5 support pick at kiev

>>175989401
the latter

>>175988298
>>175989153
any carry with silver edge to disable aghs
then instantly stun with a skill or abyssal before he blinks or mantas
doesn't work against autistics like sharteezy who manta dodge invis reverse polarities

>>175989401
As long as he has el ebin 2.2 second bash on 3 sec CD that pierces bkb, yes

>>175989557
>silver edge disables aghs

Wait, really? I thought it only disabled his passives, not items.

how do I do trivia without queuing into a game

>>175989401
roam into enemy safelane and just smack the support and carry because lol 700 hp and 90 damage atacks lvl 1

>>175989686
can't since the game is beta

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>POST A SIMPLY CHANGE THAT WOULD REVIVE DOTA TO ITS GLORY DAYS

>>175989686
change game to german without additional languages and queue captains mode in peru

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Holy shit, all the Battle Pass items are not tradable for 18 fucking months? This is absolutely insane. Wtf?

The Judaism is growing exponentially per year.

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>>175989401
>>175989489
>>175989518
>>175989589
>>175989706
supports CANNOT be OP

>>175990041
It's called reading, you dumbass. I hope you didn't buy it if you don't like those conditions

>>175990041
Remember when you just bought something and could then do anything you wanted with it? Retarded double digit IQ manchildren that got scammed by some triple digit IQ Russians fucked this entire shit up for everybody

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>>175990209
i wonder who could be behind this post

>>175989861
Release it as free to play was the first mistake.

>>175990041
theyll all get dumped on the market about this time next year at once, theyll be cheap, or you know what the y would be anyway as soon as prices stabilize

when everything is super low anyway from the new compendium market price drop

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>sh1t is still on EG
>shartour is still on EG

Just replace them with Aui and mason and you got yourself a guaranteed TI winner.

Is it possible to counter Abaddon?literally running 7 losses in a row against him

>>175990518
Aghs doom makes that nigger useless even with aghs.

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ded gaem

>no compendium
>go on a ranked match
>everyone but me speaks spanish, and our offlaner feeds because he didn't get the bounty rune
>"you win some you lose some"
>go on another game
>rubick gets mad because he isn't getting cs
>starts intentionally feeding
>lose game
>"maybe next one"
>que for another ranked
>our tb gets pissed because he couldn't win lane against bristle and skywrath
>tell him to buy a wand with the little spanish i know
>he gets pissed because i was "telling him what to do"
>intentionally feeds
>lose game

I love how everyone actually wanting to win is in the compendium ranked mode, valve really outdid themselves on this one.


sorry for the blog

>>175990518
*unsheathes silvet edge*
heh.. nothin personel kid..

>>175990618
I-it'll stagnate tomorrow, game is DED I TELL YOU

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>>175990367
dota and steam both are being killed by whiney faggots and redditors. valve seems to be reacting to every pathetic complaint with haste, forgetting what made these things great to begin with. the trading betting and item economy was a huuuuge part of dota. its a similar story to america becoming overridden with regulations and taxes after all its success because leftists want a safety net.

sad.

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>>175990618
Learn how bell curves work you fucking moron

>>175990618
the treasure II and III usually give higher quality Immortal right?
Cause the treasure I look like shit and out of place

>>175990816
its not higher quality at all. last year they were arguably worse. but they will certainly be the more rarer ones. immortal 3 will prob be worst of all since thats not what they use to get explosive growth in sales.

>>175990618
>can't event reach 1m the first day

As expected of dotashit.

>>175990618
>implying valve doesnt artificially inflate the prize pool

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MY QUESTS ARENT WORKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Remind me why Legion Commander is a girl and why she is black.