/ss13g/ - spessboys on a spess station general

first for new sexier plasmamen lore

inb4 babies day out

First for anime dressup game

http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator

LORE:
>Humans
All good

>Vox
All good

>Plasmamen
Current lore is decent (former humans that got fucked in plasma accidents) but they need a little more fluff and a consistent naming system. Right now we have a mix between normal human names, meme names, and TGbabby names

>Skeletons
Wizard federation victim lore is good, but like plasmamen, there needs to be more fluff and consistency.

>Dionae
Do we HAVE lore for them?

>Greys
Absolute worst case of "human but different" syndrome. Their players mostly use normal human names and don't act differently from humans at all, despite being probably the most different out of all the races except maybe vox. They don't have an excuse like plasmamen do, either.

Pretty much the reoccurring issue that I see here is that we have very little actual lore written, and the lore that we do have is usually brief and inconsistent. Players and admins would need to crack down on shitty role-playing more as well.

>>175910376
We're Low RP, that's why.

>>175910376
We just need to write the lore in such a way that it doesn't matter what your character's background is. That's why "accident victim" works so well.

Except for Greys though, you are right. If we're gonna keep them, they need something to make them stand out, because right now they are just humans who can't cite law 2.

LOL I KILLED SOME1 FOR NO RAISIN AND NONE IS THE WISER CUZ I TRICKERED YALL TO THINKIN TWAS AN ACCIDENTAL DETH NOT CAUSED BY MERE MORTALS HEHE WAHAHAHA HUAHUA

>>175910376
>Players and admins would need to crack down on shitty role-playing more as well.
I'd love to but even our headmin supports no-rp gotta get muh valids gameplay

>>175910691
Telepathy was a big thing until celt made it shit and half the time nobody reads it since it has no unique color or font.

>>175911048
I mean role play wise.

They've got plenty of in game stuff like water weakness etc.

Both mechanics and lore could be improved though.

>ugh it was my gimmick i showed everyone my smeg filled willy as a punisment for crimes.
Are any of the other ban logs this amazing?

>>175911357
Yes. You should check the ahelps too

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14782

C*ders attempting to un-crack the ack.

>>175911357
Unconsented ERP, Albert Sloan waves around his black dong and shows of his beautiful buck to the lady. : Albert Sloan waves his dong in Minotauris' face effectively cucking the sec officer. : Albert Sloan clasps his black booty as he twerks.

>>175911460
>ahelps
Is there a compiled view of ahelps or am I going to have to log dive through every round?
>>175911556
wew, hadn't heard of that one yet

>>175911497
Boo.

Let's just make skeletons with no downsides and only bonuses to everything.

>>175911646
Wiki has an ahelps section. I don't have he link, though. I think it's about time the admins update it again

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>>175910376
>Players and admins would need to crack down on shitty role-playing more as well.
Shoo, shoo, baybee.

>>175911646
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=15

Just check logs for any of the dates of these bans

>>175911497
>Megamaw
>Coder
It literally says right the fuck beside his name in that PR that this is his first PR

>>175910376
>plasma names

What if plasmamen were anomalies discovered via bluespace/plasma experimentation, and are each named by the scientist that extracts them?

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>>175910376
>LORE:
Where do you think you are?
Lore only exists to justify some stupid merge.

>Be murdering cultist because it's a full blown sec vs cult war at this point
>Trying to recall shuttle, laser down HoP in EVA but he calls for help
>His goons stun me, don't lethal me on sight and I try to talk my way out while they're stripping me
>Get up, pull out a laz capsule from my backpack and throw a goliath out of nowhere in EVA
>They stunlock me and try to fight the goliath
>They can't
>Goliath is pummeling one, I get up and stun the other and finish him off
>Shuttle goes past recall time so the only option left is to shade the survivors
>Get tossed out of the shuttle while stun gun converting people
Fun round, sorry artificer who got left behind ('_')7

>roundstart
>clown has access into the kitchen, fucking my shit up, trashing some of my food and stealing eggs
>hop says she didn't give him kitchen access
>"security, help! clown illegally in my kitchen!"
>security does nothing
ONE JOB. Minor trespass, petty theft. Confiscation of ID and removal of kitchen access.

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>one time I one hit push someone down
>run out of the shuttle like a moron
>everyone saw

if i ever have to play as security when i'm HoP, the round is shit

>mfw the chaplain was right

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How do I split ethanol from beer?

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>>175914153
Just try not to be Head of Penis, alright you prick?

>>175914034
>Walk by EVA randomly
>HoP getting killed
>Tase suspect
>Partner took my secbelt which has all my cuffs
>Tell partner to cuff tased suspect
>Partner proceeds to cuff wrong man
>My egun is dead
>Die because man suspect gets up
>Life goes on

>>175914114
i was dying senpai, that shit was great.

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So let me just confirm this
Using a bloodied mop to clean floors does NOT spread around more blood, but rather cleans it?

>>175914435
And you also can't get ethanol from alcoholic beverages.
All we can do is yell at the code monkeys on github to fulfill our wishes.

>>175914521
>All we can do is yell at the code monkeys
You could always code it yourself

>when somebody mentions a character you played for one round two years ago

I'm thread famous now, ask me anything.

Extend invisispray from 5 minutes to 15. y/n?

>>175914702
I'm to smart too learn code.

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>>175909341
I'm going to post my list of unknown statics, reply to the post if you think you know who they are.

>>175914775
isn't the traitor version a permanent spray anyway

Why is murder in this game so much fun?

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>>175909341

Hey fags, come draw some ss13 sprites
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-1280,554

>>175915017
It's not after a month

>>175915017
You know the guy on the receiving end is mad as fuck and probably ahelping if you didn't kill them with an obvious syndicate item or they already long logged off

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>>175915120
>1.5 minutes

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>>175909341
Hmmm

>>175915147
It's my fifth year

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>>175909341
C U T E

>>175915191
they're 32x32

>>175915341
Then congrats for being easily amused

>>175914835
>tfw someone posts the image you made of your static.
Talia Armstrong. She preached Adolf Hitler's message of unity through strong communities.

>>175914260
>Life goes on
well, not for you

[19:03:23]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): Do you know anyone who has the ckey "blarghargin123"
[19:03:40]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): I do. He's in my EVE discord.
[19:04:13]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): you had him log on to your account before or something?
[19:04:22]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): What
[19:04:28]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): How does that even make sense
[19:05:04]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): I don't know. your computer ID is attached to his for like 3 logins so i'm just wondering what im seeing
[19:05:31]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): Or the other way around. I don't know
[19:05:46]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Oh, right. Yeah, I got to know him personally. He's a Floridafag like me
[19:06:01]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): >He used my computer to play Spess
[19:06:04]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Fucking
[19:06:06]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): POORFAGS
[19:07:32]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): your boyfriend has been a bad boy
[19:07:44]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): >Boyfriend
[19:07:47]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): P-pls
[19:07:51]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): gaaaaaaaaay
[19:08:00]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): What did he do now?
[19:08:00]ADMIN: MOD: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist) :

[19:08:12]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): If it's for typing like a fucking mongoloid don't worry everyone tells him that
[19:08:14]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): I can't say
[19:08:18]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): For fucking YEARS
[19:08:39]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): I could just ask him myself unless it pertains to the current round
[19:08:44]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): It does
[19:08:50]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Then next round
[19:08:53]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): better be funny
[19:09:12]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): Well, do you know about his alternate ckey
[19:09:20]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): I do not
[19:09:27]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): Then i can tell you hes evading a ban
[19:10:11]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): A permaban?
[19:10:17]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): I'm dyign
[19:10:24]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): it IS funny
[19:10:51]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): okay not really he has a ban from fucking years ago that he's evading
[19:10:58]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): and when i was investigating it your ckey came up
[19:11:08]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): from when you 2 went on your date i guess
[19:11:21]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): He stayed over when something big happened that I won't get into

[19:11:33]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): At first I thought you mean he was literally playing my account
[19:11:36]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Which confuzzled me
[19:12:03]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Is it just a shitty job ban then? That's not as funny
[19:12:24]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): yeh
[19:12:29]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): For what?
[19:12:43]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): well that'd give away who he is
[19:13:15]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): I'm having a good feeling who he is just by his typing habits alone
[19:13:41]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): >IC "wew" "btfo" and "kek"
[19:13:50]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): He's the fucking AI isn't he
[19:13:51]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): TOP
[19:13:53]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): LMAO
[19:14:19]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Thanks for the OOC in IC Arch you shattered my immeulshions
[19:14:52]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): my investigation continues
[19:14:54]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): are you
[19:14:56]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): AUTISMO
[19:15:13]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): I don't know. I did have one previous account.
[19:15:20]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): I couldn't remember the password.

[19:15:58]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): >Permaban from chemist and CMO for acid grenading the shuttle
[19:16:04]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Yeah that sounds like something I did long ago
[19:16:07]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): how about gabenviii
[19:16:11]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Long long LONG ago.
[19:16:20]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): That one no.
[19:16:23]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Autismo, yes.
[19:16:51]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): this rapsheet sure is something
[19:16:59]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Oh god
[19:17:08]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): don't hurt me Arch
[19:17:20]ADMIN: PM: Jjenjr/(Old Man Snoop)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): oh boy why do all of you have rap sheets. Am i like the only one?
[19:17:50]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): How old are these fucking job bans?
[19:17:55]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): old
[19:18:00]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): aurx and pomf applied old
[19:18:00]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Are there dates?
[19:18:14]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): 2013-07-20
[19:18:24]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Damn I've been playing this game for too long.
[19:18:36]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): I'll own up to Autismo, but I can't say as much for the other.
[19:18:38]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Lay it on me

[19:19:22]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): Well, i mean
[19:19:31]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): Have you played CMO or Chemist in the last FOUR YEARS
[19:19:39]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Not really.
[19:19:43]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Maybe normal medical.
[19:19:58]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Man, that was before medical docs got chemistry access.
[19:20:08]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Trying to shut me out from chemistry, mainly.
[19:21:26]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): I'm almost embarrassed to find out anything.
[19:22:10]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): don't be quaking about it or anything, i don't want to do anything about these four year old bans, what i'm wondering is if i'm SUPPOSED to
[19:22:34]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): I just don't want to log dive for the gay shit I've said/done
[19:22:37]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Oh god
[19:22:53]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): that could be fun
[19:22:57]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): i'm gonna do it
[19:23:01]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): I was so much shittier back then I can already feel t-NOONONONONONO
[19:24:18]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): do you remember your days as.... Evangeline Bynum?
[19:24:25]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): I really do not

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>>175915068
Pretty sure that's me.
t. Juan Conrad

[19:24:56]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): I think I used a male static for about a year after on IAGFPRMF.
[19:25:18]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Anything before is over my head.
[19:25:27]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): That's it, I'm gonna do it
[19:25:34]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): I'm going to read the logs.
[19:26:41]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): I understand now Arch
[19:26:53]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): I.. I made IAGFPRMF after I got my chemistry ban on Autismo.
[19:27:05]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): the plot thickens
[19:27:08]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): ;_;
[19:30:24]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): Would you mind going to the forums and making an appeal for the old account or something? You've been a solid player for a while now, your last real ban was in 2015 (for ban evading ironically) so I would imagine you won't have any problems
[19:30:54]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): For jobban evading or the job ban itself?
[19:31:23]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): God damn
[19:31:29]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): W-what?
[19:34:40]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): Just tell me what to do Arch I'm scared
[19:34:45]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): i dont know
[19:35:00]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): i've discord PM'd probe about it
[19:35:40]ADMIN: PM: IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland)->ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist): I'm going to do it anyway out of principle.

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>>175916053
>Confuzzled

No

[19:35:53]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): probably for the best
[19:36:40]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): I regret digging. I know how much people can change in that span of time so if anything comes of this i'll feel like shit
[19:37:05]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): Same with your friend
[19:37:09]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): Tell him to appeal
[19:37:13]ADMIN: PM: ArchSunder/(Gannon Siegrist)->IAGFPRMF/(Evangelyne Garland): I'm going to bed


Turns out "Im A Gay Faggot Please Rape My Face" is actually a gay faggot who lets any guy in F L O R I D A rape his face. He's also evading a 40 year old job ban

>implying IAGFPRMF didn't pretend to be dumb to get out of a ban evade ban

>>175916438
this is js gate levels of "literally who the fuck cares"

>>175916438
>tfw you will never be outed as a gay because of that one time your spess husbando came over to fuck and play spess

>IAGFPRMF lives in florida
>Surfer lives in florida

OH NO, SURFER IS GONNA CATCH THE GAY

>>175916565
Real question that needs to be asked is he a top or a bottom

>>175916640
desu I just want to know how I get in on this irl spess erp

>not tracking down spacemen and stealing their essence
Do you even consume mana?

>retard traitor tries to teleport HoS while he's got the nuke disk
>HoS goes into tsci to arrest
>HoS kills traitor, escapes alive
i laughed so hard

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>he eats things other than this
not my boyfriend anymore, cunt

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>drag radical steve to the back area of the library
>grab two food dishes from the chef
>place them on the table
>leave
>30+ minutes later the librarian is calling for the janitor to come squash cockroaches
>decide to go see what all the fuss is about
>the entire back room is covered in dead cockroaches
>there's still a gorillion eggs that are gradually hatching
>walk away feeling proud of myself
>eventually the shuttle gets called
>running through the north maint
>decide to cut through the library
>open door
>piles of living cockroaches everywhere
>the library is on fire
>the pressure difference throws cockroaches at me
>can't even close the door because there are cockroaches in the way
Is it possible to weaponize cockroaches?

>>175914228
You don't. Sorry.
Just ask the bartender for engine degreaser if you're that scared of chemistry.

>>175914034
Really questioned why I didn't just kill your ass
ass soon as I stunned you down after that.

That round went on for too long

>>175911497
Megamaw is a huge fucking cuck who begged for MONTHS for skeletons to be readded as a roundstart race based on them having been nerfed enough

Now he makes a PR to completely unnerf them.

>>175920684
Yeah, only head got sharded and the AI went catatonic so it sort of became "oh fuck how do we go home"

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>guy is deader than fucking dead, organs completely ravaged, dex+ and inap doesn't even help against the suffocation damage
>hurr you killed him by dragging him

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>Research gets bombed
>Spend ages fixing it, replacing all the r-walls, pipes, wires and whatnot.
>Say I'm finished.
>Wait that's weird the radio's not working.
>Go to telecoms.
>Telecoms is gone because of singloloose.

>>175920776
I'm glad the HoS changed his mind about the whole trial thing. How did the guy actually die? I was the Warden that round and I'm completely unfamiliar with how much malformed monkeys actually damage you. Relevant because:

>If the victim dies when being assaulted, even if the intent wasn't to kill them, then it is Murder.

>>175920776
I was going to make a thing out of it and make you a "Junior Paramedic" but you'd keep all your access

>Use telekinesis to hit people with the shard
>They don't ash, causes minor brute
That was disappointing.

>>175921057
I still don't know why you ashed when I shot you, but it was hilarious.

>>175920868
>>175920892

the guy was just boned, i analyzed him twice on the bed and he was taking 20+ a second even with dex+ and biofoam and inaprovaline in his system

im armed to the teeth as a paramedic for any situation, ghetto surgery and EVA rescue included but that guy was utterly fucked. luckily my preparation saved people later in the round since i carry spare tanks/masks as i feel a proper paramedic should.

i want to do more on the spot ghetto surgery but im always worried ill get bwoinked or some shit.

>>175921132
i just wanted to watch you play a racist asian trope defending himself in court
it's that simple

>>175921241

i need to brush up on my old asian man, been a long time since i worked in the restaurant of a thai kitchen.

>>175921112
I probably pushed the shard like a dumbo. What I should've done was just hit my e-implant in medbay or something.

Also max sized singularity dissipated after consuming AME shit. JUST

Why is a permabanned player (carshalash) active in our github? Why is this allowed?

>>175921057
When I did it I hid in a dark hallway with NVGs and just moved it into people's paths, works like a charm

no admins time 2 griff :^)

>>175920868
>>175921132
Was the janitor

>idiot disregards my signs and slips
>smugly point to them
>starts fucking around with my equipment, dragging my bucket away, disarming me, throwing my mop in the bin
>breaks into my closet, steals some beartraps
>tries their shit again
>push them over
>start bashing their face in with my bleach laden mop
>they get up and one hit disarm me
>shoves a monkey cube down my throat
>die
>they get locked up and go braindead

then it was extended boringness

>>175923347
No janitor who uses the mop has ever been in the right about anything

>>175923562
>do your job
>you deserve to die now

great argument dumbo

>>175923617
The shitters in medbay making cryomixes out of puke are only doing their job too, still going to prosecute the retards

>>175923954
Yea I reported all that garbage to you and the breaking/entering/theft and you didn't do anything until I died. Even had my unconscious body locked up in the brig LOL

You're shit

I tried to save you guy being dragged around in the locker near the end of the round. I went to sec and got some cuffs and soap to slip the guy as he ran by, but I never saw you guys again.

>>175921824
He'll be unbanned soon :3c

>tfw you drink bone hurting juice on accident

>Amelia Adams

Are they the green haired cmo?

>>175924060
Attacking people in the eyes with bleach mops is bad escalation (in terms of space law, not in terms of the rules). I was hearing reports from the HoS that the people attacked had to get surgery to get their vision fixed, so that is definitively Assault. Had you gave him the slipp and cuffed him with cable cuffs and dragged him to the brig, only the most massive of shitter secs would ever consider charging you with minor assault and possession of contraband if you were in the right.

>>175924735
>report their crimes to security
>don't do anything
>lol why didn't you cuff and bring them in?

>>175924831
I didn't tell you to cuff them and bring them in, however if you have to choose between giving him the slipp (which you have the tools for) and assaulting him in a way that will require him to have surgery, then the former is preferable.

Hey, I made a new report about that advanced security camera bug as the other one is old and an admin said I could, but then another admin instantly closed it. What do I do here?

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/14784

>>175924945
>the other one is old
If it's already reported, it will be closed, disregard the initial admin saying otherwise, if you have more info on it post it in the original

>>175924468
And yet being a currently permabanned player weaseling around the GitHub is unethical to say the least

>>175924998
I ahelped and the admin said it was fine for me to open another:

[23:11:51]ADMIN: HELP: Accipitermaris/(Osbert Sealis): Uh... sorry for being a bother again but, would it be appropriate to make another bug report if there's already one on the github? But the report in question is kinda old https://github.com/vgstation-
[23:12:14]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Sawbones)->Accipitermaris/(Osbert Sealis): it's fine

the other one is a year old so I figured people had forgotten about it, which was why I asked if I could file a new one.

>>175925087
Nobody actually takes carsh seriously so it's not that big of a deal

>>175925112
>It's fine

for you to report it, didn't say it wouldn't be closed :^)

there's really no point in re-opening issues, you can SHILL AND BITCH AND MOAN about it and hope it'll be fixed

>>175925206
I guess so, but like... if the point of me making another report was to draw attention to it, then I feel that kind of defeats the purpose.

>>175925204
It's a shit precedent to keep going

>>175924945
If you took the time to find that an issue had already been reported, just "bump" it by leaving a comment on it.

>>175925274
Bumping only works if there are other people subscribed to the issue. Otherwise it does nothing.

>>175925260
Another big thing is that that specific issue has been bumped MULTIPLE times throughout the years. Only reason why it hasn't been fixed is that nobody knows how to fix it.
see
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/11474
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/9779
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/9035

>>175925269
If he starts thinking his opinion matters too much just remind him he's perma'd and nobody cares. As it is, nobody wants to go through the trouble of mirroring server bans to the github

>>175925408
ah fuck, I only found the closed one

>>175925449
I guess I'll just keep a lazy eye on him but I'm just voicing my opinion on this, it seems a lot shadier than being buddy buddy (which I find scummy but hard to protest realistically against)) on the discord because at least that doesn't directly influence the game they are no longer welcome in

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I made some warning lights for shuttle docking ports so you can tell when a shuttle is about to leave or arrive.

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>>175923562
that's the only reason I play janitor

>>175925652
copypasta not entirely unrelated that I saved:

Ailsa Dochartaigh [Common] (Security Officer) says, "And the CONSTANT TELEPORTING DURING CHASES"
Ailsa Dochartaigh [Common] (Security Officer) says, "THE WARDEN IS DEAD"
Ailsa Dochartaigh [Common] (Security Officer) says, "BECAUSE WILLY HAD ONE OF YOUR FUCING FAGGOT TOMATOS"

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>>175916438
This factor has been CMO hundreds of times. What a lying ban evading piece of shit.

>>175925587
That begs the question.

Why do perma banned players go out of their way to hang around the discord?

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>Shard starts going critical.
>Engineer is too scared to touch it, wants to bomb it.
>The detective and I hack into containment.
>Engineer mans up at the last second and says 'I got this."
>Moments later the shard goes off, blowing off my robo limbs with the emp and hurting me alot with the regular explosion.

I metagamed a few times like 2 years ago.

There is evidence that proves this somewhere.

I'm worried about this coming back and getting me,

should I come clean or just ignore it and pretend it never happened?

Green haired Devil, please, stop ignoring me...

>>175927045
stop self shilling fag

>>175927095
He won't answer me in chat...

>>175925916
Very few people have been discord banned, it takes annoying an admin or their friend to do that

>>175927095
newfag.

this guy has been doing the green haired devil thing for so long its basically thread culture at this point

>>175927019
Stay gone, we don't want metagamers around.

>>175927365
>so long

Less than a year kid

>>175927371
but i have been regularly playing without incident in the time after that, i was never banned for it

>>175927410
i found posts in the archive as far back as december of 2015, and those are people just talking about the green haired devil poster.

the archives don't go back as far as when it first started.

kid.

>>175927421
Just because you haven't been banned yet doesn't mean we still want you. You did one of the gayest things possible in ss13, just go away.

>>175927095
You know the green haired devil doesn't exist right?

I know an admin secret to why morena was denied last time. Beware Niggly's wrath

>>175927365
yeah okay ricky you got me I'm an idiot newfag and I now respect you and value you as an essential part of /vg/ culture

I'm going to marry Strawberrytan!

>>175927616
Ricky is not the green haired devil, he just stole the name after he saw it on the thread
Green haired Devil is a nonexistent character

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>>175927760
Green Haired Devil is pic related kiddo..

Is erp illegal if we do it over pdas so nobody nose?

>>175928654
erp is legal if both parties consent

>>175928654
ERP is legal if you do it on bay

how do you view your notes?

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>over pdas so nobody knows

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Erp is legal of you're both boys

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Erp is legal of you're both girls

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Erp is legal of you're both avocados

>>175925637
this is cool and I am glad you made it, but it will reduce the number of hilarious gibbing accidents

I had no reason to snitch on either you or hachi, twinkles

no idea where the HoS got the idea I had an emag though

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>>175929589
OwO

>>175928654
Ghosts will know. The AI might know. Anyone with the messaging server code could know.

>tfw got killed before I could remove all oxygen from the station by emagging airlocks
>tfw never used my finger pistol
>tfw nobody cared about all the roaches and the library being on fire
>tfw couldn't destabilize the shard or singuloose because I don't know engineering
Still a fun round for my first roundstart antag though. Traitor is pretty intense.

>>175929940
Fair enough. I almost attacked you any time we met in a secluded area though to keep you from ratting me out.

>>175930137
Not everyone is out there to get their valids as quickly and efficiently as possible

although it's probably better to be too paranoid than too lenient

>>175929589
What if we're both waifu (male)?

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Stuff your waifu today

>>175925916
If you can make friends, feasibly you can have people come up in your appeal and cheerleader for you or something

I think it's what carshalash is doing but it's not like I can or need to stop him being a faggot

>>175930797
Then you've got 2 posts saying you're legal!

>>175931052
>tfw pregnancy mechanics never ever

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>>175931124
Now that's what I like to hear!

>>175931052
But that would get in the way of her duties in the Medbay.

>>175931901
Like conceiving my child!

ded gaem

>>175935390
ded thred

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>>175935620
deff dred

>>175925734
Heh.
Ailsa being mad is cute! CUTE!

http://www.strawpoll.me/12897727

>>175937365
Where's the Both Are Shit option?

>>175937365
I'm reading this clusterfuck of words on the wiki and all I have to say is: what the fuck is this utter trash?
Why is the lore about slime people filled with 90% lore about things other than slime people? Who wrote this awful fan fiction and filled it with completely irrelevent information?
Why is it then, when actually talking about slime people, filled with fetish shit and every other line is just "they have a sex drive durh".
Please delete this awful piece of writing and just expunge it from the universe.

WE ARE NUMBER ONE

>process a prisoner and give them a tracking implant
>captain busts in and implants them and another prisoner without changing the Implant ID's, so that I have 2 implanted people and 3 implants on the implant computer all with the ID of "1"
S T O P

>>175939034
Everyone keeps saying "fetish shit" but no one can point out what the "fetish shit" is.

As I mentioned in the other thread, it's pretty much exactly the same lore the supermutants in Fallout use.

>>175939076
Funfact, you can't get them out of the changer which was why I said which were which.

>>175939220
You can, just click on the ID changer with an open hand. Also doesn't justify giving the clown 2 implants.

>>175930137
Shard does nothing and singuloose is boring rocks fall the round is over garbage. Take a hostage and fight or start a gang.

>>175939278
I was looking and didn't see one with my huds

>>175939034
>and every other line is just "they have a sex drive durh".
>It literally only says that one single time

Stay fucking triggered. I want this lore only because you hate it so much.

>>175939462
>and every other line is just "they have a sex drive durh".
that was before the shitty thing got edited

>>175939509
So you're just lying about it being on the wiki then because you're so fucking triggered.

KYS

>>175939590
I don't know who you think I am, But I was just pointing out how the sex drive shit was edited out and now the thing is sort of decent.

>>175939203
It's constantly talking about reproduction for no actual reason to turn it into something sexual.
There's tonnes of holes in the lore, whoever wrote it seems to think NT is some government figure who rule the world and do whatever they want, when they're just a big corporation with a giant share of the market.
They mention at one point that slime people were made in human testing experiments, which is just idiotic. Any company that would undertake something like that would be incredibly secretive and would not let the research ever leak or leave the confines of the facility.
At some point they're talking about slimes as pets and a bunch of other shit which is equally as dumb. Humans aren't idiotic and when something is domesticated it's done because we know we can control it.
Then there's that last paragraph which is just unnecassary and clashes with other things put previously.
It's so poorly thought out and written it reads like a 14 year old girl writing a Twilight fan fiction. I have half a mind to just delete the page.

>>175939909
Just delete it, its shit and slime people should never be a thing anyways.

>NT colonising S3 planets in local systems
>Jungle planet with native plant life, initial scans show anomalous bio-readings but nothing considered dangerous
>Planet has plenty of ground water and plant life but no distinguished animal life on landing observations, just strange slime lakes.
>Not seen as a threat
>Colonists dig wells, plant crops, start life
>Scientists begin testing the indigenous plants and slime "samples"
>Inhabitants are already feeling strange side effects from the contaminated water
>Tests on various subjects bring back the same chemical which was deemed harmless present in everything
>Too late to cure it, the entire colony turns into slime people
>Slime People can't actually reproduce
>If they want a child they need a geneticist to mix the parent's DNAs and produce a child via the cloner

>>175940185
t h i s

>>175940023
It would probably be better to just rewrite it so its like lore for the other races. Which is stripped back, vague but concise.
Plasmamen are ex-humans who burnt up in a plasma leak.
Vox are genetically modified space birds who are treated like gutter trash.
Catbeasts are space vermin.
Greys are native aliens.
Dionae are evolved plants that live in colonies orbiting suns.
Everything is simple and easy to describe.

>>175940185
s h i t

>>175940505
*kidnaps and force slimes you*

>slimes are the remenants of an organic self sufficent forming mechanic for unknown predeccesor space race that can't be found
>slimes can split and their cores produce materials/affect temperature/change slime behavior
>slimes can mutate to suit what's needed by themselves and produce their own food
>no idea what the perfect eco system is, must be research
>slime people are an effect of terraforming on existing animal wildlife - for food? for assimulating into work force? for pacifying and steralising? for building soldiers?


Better lore coming through

No sexual shit, no 'we wuz humans?!', based on existing mechanics, implies reason for research, no dumb fetish shit

>>175940842
the whole "we wuz humans" stuff comes from the fact you can inject people with the slime toxin and it turns them into a slime person, this goes for any race, not just humans.
Also I don't feel like we need lore for slimes themselves, or slime people for that matter. We don't have lore for adamantine golems for as far as i'm aware, or most of the other random shit, but this one person is just trying to push their shitty race so hard because they want it to be roundstart.
imo we should just go back to metroids

Yahir appreciation post

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>>175941068
>Metroids
What?? You mean roros???

>shitpost in a Github issue for five months about why a Halloween meme race should be re-added
>"They were nerfed anyway so powergamers won't want to play them why can't you just re-add them for us roleplayers"
>collabs finally get tired of you and re-add your meme race
>make a PR to undo all the nerfs they got

Why the fuck does Megamaw have such a boner for skeletons?

>>175941160
Yahir self shilling accusation post

Critique/things I forgot please

Helmet with a tac light attatched
Spare HoS coat/ablative vest/bulletproof/riot suit depending on what you want to get fucked less by
Holster an Egun/laser gun and upgrade it later
Insulated gloves
Magboots with your tac knife
Shove a shotgun or ion rifle on your suit storage

Left pocket has the hailer
Right pocket has an extended emergency o2 tank

Sec belt with: cuffs, flash, flashbang, 9mm pistol, taser, baton, pepperspray

Backpack
Internals box: extended internals, sec gps, corn oil donut, pill bottle of hyperzine
Box of tools
Reload first aid kit with a trauma kit, burn kit, beaker of dexalin-inaprov, kelotane pill, antitox pill, scanner, bicard and upgrade it in downtime
Box of spares: Bola to legcuff faggots, spare cuff, spare flashbang, spare mag or two
Box of misc shit: Mortar, chemwiz/signal ace 2 for a reagent scanner, adv welding goggles, earmuffs, soldering iron
Laser gun/egun and upgrade it later
Scanner

ALWAYS work with a buddy or at least pull a reconfigured ED-209. You're not sting/glare proof and you're spaced before help will arrive. Max sensors, retag your gps, work together you fuck.

You're also not the HoS/cap so you don't have to lug a disc/pinpointer, hand tele, lawgiver ammo, remote purge asimov and robo control kit, etc.

>>175941160
leave me alone

>>175941208
skeletons are bad. Just like slime people, they should keep restricted to being something you work for. The genetics mutation in this instance, like slime people should stay xenobiology only.
I also believe that diona should be botany production only and the roundstart races should be human, skrell, grey and vox

>>175941068
>We don't have lore for adamantine golems
that's because they only come from adamantine extracts, there is no other way of summoning or creating them that I am aware of.
Unlike slime people and alien plants containing slime toxin.

>>175941232
good god are you attempting to outfit the ultimate robocop? also, what's the context for this?

>>175920084
If you kill me, you're just as bad as me

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>>175941389
>Not plasmamen
Ok furfag

>>175941468
Officer that has to hauler the stations screeching carcass to safety whether it wants it or not

>>175941565
>humans skrells and greys are furry
Ok

>>175940842
This is good. Do either this or the jungle lore. Just give me roundstart slimes that weren't written by an edgy weeb.

>>175941389
I agree with this so much

>>175941389
If they do go back to being a Genetics-only thing, then I actually would like to see them buffed.
No point in working towards something if the thing is shit.

>>175941389
Daily reminder that we are never going to get skrell because that one picture of a gay skrell from baystation triggered people so hard they deleted the race.

I can only assume fatness is going to get removed next.

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>>175941493
I'm left, that's all that matters

>>175941779
t. Gay shkreli

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Raging mages is the best gamemode because it's chaotic and fun. /discuss

>>175941917
>Fun
That's not allowed here, now back to the one millionth station bombing as traitor

>>175941917
It's the good kind of chaos. Unless it's mindless murderbone wizard who intends for everyone to stay dead.
Running around and firing magic at people is FUN.

>>175941917
Rev is unironically the most pure traitor experience you can get when you get converted. It is pure, underequiped chaos that forces no expectations or special requirements like succs or blood on you, just pick up a toolbox and smash windows and lightbulbs, snip wires to everything, set the AI to keeper, just fucking go nuts.

Admin my nigga yahir

>>175942216
>just fucking go nuts
revbanned

Magic chaos is superior to violent murder chaos, this is why summon magic>summon guns.

Reminder that all of our lore is shit
Reminder that Baylore is better than our shit and it reads like it was written by a schizophrenic 12 year old girl with an anime obsession who can't decide whether she wants to write a Trekkie's paradise or a dystopian cyberpunk world so just said 'fuck it' and threw everything together.
THAT is still better than our pathetic excuse for muh lores. Why do we even have it if it's just going to be retarded "lolsoRANDUMB *holds up vox spork* XD" shit?

What I'm saying is
get rid of lore

Man, that HoS put so much faith in the fact that he correctly reset my laws. And He did!
Too bad the mechanic had an upload console in maintenance.
Why would you even trust someone named "The Devil?"

Also, just strait up lying to everyone about everything as an AI is so fun. Just be yourself is the best law.

>>175942391
Reminder "lore" is usually made up on the spot by a guy during a round to enforce a gimmick he's doing and only the most autistic of autists have "lore" on their mind while playing

>>175942391
You can always go play on a "no RP go get those valids" server.

We won't miss you.

>>175942565
Since when does the exact opposite of autism mean autism?

www.strawpoll.me/12872499/r

>>175942391
Lore doesn't need to be ultra deep or be made by a anime schyzo who wants to spew her OC donuts backstory until you walk out a airlock into space from how fucking bored you are.

We never were *holds up vox spork* thankfully but id rather have that than a extremely in depth lore explanation of how slimes reproduce, the shedding cycles of vulpin-kin or how vore works for hemaphrodite chimeras. To be honest pham we are at the perfect balance between it existing, it not being "SOCIAL EXPERIMENTS" or "READ THIS FANFICTION WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO NEEDS TO ESCAPE REALITY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE" and it not affecting gameplay too much.

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>>175942546

>>175942701
What was the point of linking that strawpoll? I agree there should be more roleplay, just most of it is made up on the spot and forgotten about except for stuff like the slime people wiki which only the guy who made it cares about it as actual lore

RP is fine but why do we need more roundstart races instead of actual fucking content and features. We have enough special snowflake shit as it is.

>>175942993
Special snowflake features are good

>>175942993
I think this whole mess started because some coder promised to add it if someone wrote lore or something.

>>175942993
Can you suggest any features to be added to the game, oh wise one who knows exactly what the server needs?

>>175943061
clearly the server needs more unique races to balance against and argue about constantly

>>175942993
>actual content and features

Is that a joke? All the coders are gone at this point

>>175941917
It's' trash. It's just total deathmatch then reset. If you want call of duty go play that

>>175942546
It wouldn't have stopped anything even if he did reset you right. You'd just get resubverted. That's how it goes in every maint nigger trip

>>175943412
>It's just total deathmatch
Only with shitty murderbone wizards.

>>175943354
We have 12 PRs with the Content label open right now.

>>175943272
That's not the point of this. You said we need features, so suggest some fucking features, you faggot. Otherwise, stop complaining.

>>175943450
Guess who they are. You have a small chance with wiz but ragin' it's guaranteed you get a nigger because you're all fucking manchildren.

>>175943556
Only 4 of which are from the past week and 1 is just a balance change.

>>175943673
you, an idiot: Manchild
Me, an intellectual: Cool dude

>>175943673
I like to constantly evade the crew and magically prank them .

I like to blow all my wizard points on summoning apprentices and sending them in as stealthwiz assassins and greentext-securers. Mindswap apprentices that i've mime-cursed is my favorite method, but it's become a bit too obvious now, I think.

I still can't tell if people prefer this gimmick over regular murderboning, though.

>>175944659
I prefer it, but greentext is lame.

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14786 as cool as this sounds, this is a bad idea.

>>175944659
You did this to me once, it was pretty fun.

I think people will figure it out if you do it too much though.

>>175944804
>this is a bad idea.
absolutely not, this is a great idea

>>175944804
Maybe the captain will actually bother securing the hand teles now that they can be potentially dangerous.

Now we need a wizard power that can summon portals.

>>175944804
it's turned the hand tele from slapping the clown on the wrist into permabrig

>>175944659

No one likes it because the playerbase is made up of

A: People who are pissed that you got antag instead of them because they are totally 1000% better than you at it and deserve it more
B: People who are pissed because they wanted the round to be as close to extended as possible for hardcore autism
C: Observers who are going to snark at you unless you become the hero the station needs but not the one it deserves by defeating all the antags alone with a fork in your underwear

>>175945008
this turns using the hand tele as a fun tool into something you can't use unless you're an antag, at least on the "dangerous" setting.
I enjoy getting the handtele and just spamming it and see where I end up, using it to avoid chases and tricking people into things. Now, if I roll dangerous in one of the holes on the station or outside it, boom, I've sucked out half the air and everyone is choking, everyone in the hallway just slammed into a wall and I probably flew through it. Oh and because I was doing clown pranks and not an antag I'm banned for depressurizing the station as a non-antag.
It's just removing a fun item from general use and serves no purpose otherwise.

>>175945220
Which one are you?

>>175945198
>grand theft
already permabrig worthy

>>175945295

I vary between the three depending on the circumstances, duh.

>>175945273
>waaah I can't be an annoying shit

>>175945273
Don't use the dangerous setting then.
It has settings?

>>175945465
the dangerous setting is the one that teleports you to random points, the other settings lock onto beacon locations.

>>175944804
so many possibilities

>>175945002
>I think people will figure it out if you do it too much though.

Yeah. It's meta, but it's blatant if you've seen it before, especially more than one other round before. There really is no other reason for unknown mimes without IDs to be running around.

>>175945220
And here I thought it was a great idea to use my wizard roll up on giving 4-5 other people apprentice wizard rolls instead.

I also like to send my apprentices with instructions to either keep playing it subtle with minimal impact on autism and other station goings-on, or to murderbone only with the specific intention of raising minions for our cause with necrostaff or construct soul shards, to spread the antag rolls even more and keep bringing people back into the round.

Really, basically wizard is the only antag role I ever try for, and when I get it I just see it as an opportunity to let others have more fun in my place.

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Shadowlings should be added. /discuss

>>175945515
How do you change the setting, I've only wanted them to teleport to beacons.

>>175945331
Yeah but now the charge of grand theft is justified.

>>175945671
It was justified before, grand theft is serious.

>>175945273
>This post is literally "LET ME KEEP STEALING AND USING ITEMS WITH NO PUNISHMENT"

>>175945331
putting the clown in perma feels wrong, unless he's a max shitter I just take his toys and give him 10 mins

>>175945821
>10 mins
>not 15 because grand theft says so

>>175945732
I know grand theft is serious, what I'm saying is that there's no reason why stealing a hand teleporter right now should be grand theft rather than regular theft.

>>175945801
how is it? I expect to be chased for being annoying. I don't try to do it when security is busy with obvious traitors but it gives them something to do. If I get caught then shame on me, I didn't try hard enough and I deserve what I get but I'm not trying to kill any one or fuck up the station.

>>175944073
Congratulations, you're a cool dude. Majority aren't

>>175944659
Get 5 apprentices, strip and form a maint gang that calls itself the tunnel sneks. Gear up, shake people down, gang punch resistance, steal all the station circuitry

Reminder that 4xblink and 1x shoesnatch is the ultimate in wizardry. Murderbone shitters need not apply.

>>175946043
>not 4x blink 1x smoke
ganjaman

Slime people are (the legacy of a NanoTrasen jungle colony exposed to an unnoticed mutagen)/(lab slimes that achieved sentience and adjusted their forms to match those of the crew around them)/(the result of some scientists who were a but too eager with self experimentation). They are primarily composed of a malleable gel like substance while their internal organs are (semi-solid slime organelles similar to human organs)/(just a single crystalline core the size of a fist)/(a strange fluid similar to blood that lets them control their body). Scientifically known as Homo Limusi, they are recognised as a non-human race and receive the same rights as other species such as the Vox. They subsist on liquid (and)/(but cannot eat) food. They reproduce via (cloning)/(splitting)/(merging their bodies together and dividing a third being possesing a mix of the parent's DNA). They carry about their business unhindered by their biology by compressing their outer layer to a solid rubber like consistency, stopping them from picking up dirt or falling down vents. This also means they have great electrical resistance, but leaves them very vulnerable to the cold. Due to their relative youth compared to other species, they generally only speak Galactic Common.

There, I rewrote it into a nice, clear and concise form matching that of Vox and Plasmamen because everyone was too busy arguing about it to actually do it. Choose whichever options make sense and slap it on the wiki.

>>175945996
>How is it
see >Oh and because I was doing clown pranks and not an antag I'm banned for depressurizing the station as a non-antag.
It's just removing a fun item from general use and serves no purpose otherwise.

>>175945996
>gives them something to do
Please don't commit crimes for this reason.
Dealing with too many people are once is stressful.

>>175946043

Reminder that you should take spells that sound fun and don't be a salty shit if you didn't take anything to beef up your evasiveness or deadliness

>>175945732
Hand tele isn't really a big deal for the most part. Usually it's just used for being a little shit because most of the time they aren't antag or aren't skilled enough to use the strongest item in the game

>>175945996
We always have to to do and protip, when we're busy with all you fucking inbred brainless niggers we can't do our most important job. Patroling and searching for THE ANTAGS THAT AREN'T FUCKING OBVIOUS WHILE THEY MEME ON PEOPLE AND END ROUNDS YOU STUPID MANCHILD FUCK KILL YOURSELF

>>175946168
But blink IS fun, and evasive!
It's the ultimate in evasiveness!
And people get really miffed when you steal their shoes and hide them in maint.

>>175946160

>Not reveling in the chaos as the station goes to shit and the best you can do is protect the crew from dangerous shit

Maybe you should consider a civilian job, anon.

shoe snatch, clowning, horse mask and blink master race

>>175946305
But my job is to prevent chaos and uphold the law.
Better there be no chaos than to have to protect people from it.

>>175946086
thats really shit

Blink needs to be nerfed really really hard.

You know it's a fucking problem when the absolute only way to stop someone with only a single point invested in a spell is to get an extremely lucky injector or hypo chloral off.

That shit is not fun for anyone to have to fight against.

>be very bored sec
>walking out of the brig, casually open a locker
>JC, A BOMB!
>A BOMB!
>bombs on the entire station detonate

>>175946560
Wizards shouldn't be easy to kill.
Even with blink they die often.

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>>175946560
>nerf this cause I'm shit

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What's the best way to kill people as a janitor?

>>175946241
>>175946404

Not even the people who like extended want extended every round you guys, maybe you should embrace the chaotic nature of the game and not get upset when things don't go how you want. After all the reason the crew is allowed to be shitters up to no goodery is because it gives security something to do when it's quiet and because it helps cover up the activities of the antags so they can at least get a chance to do something fun.

The station is supposed to devolve into chaos and when it doesn't people are forced to rely on being creative or to embrace the inner greytide to make things fun, and plenty of our players aren't very creative.

>>175946560
nah most wizards slip up eventually and can't blink in time before you kill them if you continuously try to catch them with lethals. You can tase and lase wizards this way even, if you're quick enough.

You also can take them out with lethal shotguns and assault rifles through bleeds or getting a couple good hits in.

>>175946639
that was a good thread. More Wendy porn when?

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>>175946560
Wizman cannot majick if you remove his face

>>175946663
give em the polyacid space lube s l i p p
when they slip, their faces will melt off and they'll die instantly

if you need into chem just say you need to make more bleach or somethin.

>>175946560
Shotgun once and they are dead.

Get fucking good

>>175946663
Fill your space cleaner/mop with fun things like mutagen.

>>175946731
ths, one slug to the chest usually means death to a wizzy

>>175946663
>ghetto chem cook chloral injectors
>lube in your mop
>start "cleaning" nearby pod bay
>slip someone
>chloral them
>disable their suit sensors and throw them from pod bay to space since when you're down you ignore flaps

>>175946673
I often overlook or give second chances to fun. I don't to distro plasmaflood, singuloose, 6bomb, subversions, etc. But when we're so fucking busy with you tards we can't flush shit out from patrols and cams

>>175946663
Slip them, feed them a pill of 10u impedrezene, 10u mercury, 10u mindbreaker, 20u cryptobiolin

>>175946560
>one point
You're kidding me right nigger?
One point in blink is shit, anyone with even half decent reflexes can shoot a wizzard with one point in blink.
It's 4 or 5 points in blink that you have to worry about since they smoke the fuck out of everything and blink almost as fast as the average human response time.

>>175946625
It shouldn't take an unbalanced and overpowered as fuck single spell to make a wizard hard to kill, though.

It's a massive, unneeded crutch. There's plenty of other options for evasiveness that aren't over the top, and there's also just learning to be robust if you're gonna play wizard.

>>175946639
Actually, I've never had to deal with it, myself. I don't hunt antags. I have observed plenty of times where people have to fight against the bullshit, though, and it's absurd.

Blink is so strong that it's beyond mandatory, and not taking it is tantamount to choosing to be less effective. It shouldn't be so unbalanced.

>>175946742
>tfw the bleach-ammonia smoke will rupture lungs in one go

>>175946663
Hack off and polyacid their limbs.
Clean up the mess.

>>175946673
I play security to stop people from breaking the law and deter them from doing it. I don't want people committing crime because "it gives me something to do".
It makes me sad and disappointed in people when they break the law for no good reason.

>>175946731
>>175946760
>>175946816
I also don't think shotguns should be able to kill in a single shot. Unpopular opinion, I know.

>>175946663
Bleach your mop then slap people with it.

>>175947086
Go full Bay mode: DOUBLE ALL SENTENCE LENGTHS IN SPACE LAW. THAT'LL teach 'em to break the law.

>>175947201
Sure, give us different ammotypes too
Explosive
fire
buck
slug
those beanbags

>>175947201
I don't think that we should care about people that don't bother to pack even basic medical supplies nor ignore laser burn pain crit. turn off wizard if you can't deal with massive hemorrhaging with only ghetto/public medicine. Unpopular opinion, I know.

>>175947242
Then I'm abusing my power and then I'M THE ONE BREAKING THE LAW.
Crime doesn't pay. Please find alternatives to doing illegal things if you must.

>>175946740
I love this image because perma is for the most part still secure. It validates muh warden feelings

>>175947415
It's not Abuse of Power if 30 minutes is the new recommended minimum time for trespassing in a secure area. Oh, and I'm not the guy doing illegal things, I play sec.

>>175947512
It's still vented and will kill them

>>175947553
Doubling times seems very much like abuse of power.

>>175947512
>the bomb testing site is completely unharmed

Pandemic mode when

>one player controls a virus based disease
>acquire points over time based on how many players/mobs they're infecting and how advanced the disease is
>use points to mutate your DNA and evolve your traits affecting what symptoms your victims develop, how fast the disease progresses and how infectious or deadly you are
>can use points to make it harder to be cured by radium or create new strains that change your antigen signatures to evade cures
>can go with the slow and stealthy or fast and murderous approach
>randomly generated objectives like evolving a specific symptom or causing "x" victims to reach a certain infection stage, rewarding you with more points when achieved
>unique end game symptoms perhaps, such as turning victims into vampires or continuously producing nanobots and bringing upon the space cyborg zombie apocalypse

>>175947375
we have buckshot shells and slugs
what we actually need is flechette and dragon's breath

>>175947715
I mean a change to space law itself. Sorry if I'm not being clear about that. I also think Space Law should be able to accommodate for multiple instances of the same crime in one arrest, ex:

Greyshirt mcclueless smashed a window into a secure place he didn't belong to! He is given a moderate sentence.

Gasmask mcsunglassess created false walls into multiple secure areas he didn't have access to. He is given a much harsher sentence.

Space Law lumps both of these into bne into a restricted area, so you have to escalate yourself, which means "WHAT THE FUCK SECURITY ISN'T BRIGGING ME FOR THE EXACT TIME!" which means... you just don't escalate their timers to begin with.

>>175941232
I'd say with that level of gear the situation is far too destabilized to justify carrying a hailer. That's the kind of load out for a kill or be killed situation.

>>175947964
Oh.

>>175947930
>turning victims into vampires
but without the benefits, like powers.

>>175948001
Hailer is sekrit tech. If they let their guard down and stop because they believe you're a retard, you know they're an antag that's going to let you close to meme you and you can just snap shot them then shotgun them when they use they freedom implant. If they don't stop then you know they're a shitter that you can summarily execute, decapitate, then burger when you get downtime.

>>175947964
Maybe just add additional times for different severities, i.e;
>Low - 2:00
>Medium - 3:00
>Severe - 4:00

>>175947201
They don't you dumby. They cause 60 damage and make you bleed, sometimes internally. If you don't get medical treatment THEN you usually die, which is pretty much in tune with what being shot by a 12 gauge slug would be like in real life if it hit you just right and you weren't able to get professional medical help.

If anything it should be a lot easier to kill people, especially with ballistic weaponry which outside of the shotgun are pretty much trash.

>>175948251
This is how you get in trouble with badmins

>>175948382
On that note, I have always been probably one of the largest shitposters in favor of stun weaponry. However, I would be curious in seeing what it would be like if tasers were made weaker or removed altogether for a trial period and ballistic weaponry given massive buffs. See what happens when USPs do 30 damage and cause internal bleeding and assault rifles do 40-50 and give you internal bleeds as well. At least double the damage of all melee weapons too.

>>175948542
Wrenches and Crowbars should not be fucking 3 times weaker than a fucking toolbox.

>>175948542
>tasers removed

Have you ever played security?

>>175948251
this sounds kind of dumb, but then I've never used the hailer seriously. Are you speaking from experience here, or are you just making shit up? It sounds like you're making shit up or are deluding yourself into thinking the hailer is worth carrying at all.

Also the only thing you should be carrying in your left pocket is a flash or flashbang, depending on preference.

>>175948729
replace tasers with lethal glocks :^)

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>>175948542
They shouldn't be removed but they should be single shot

>>175948851
I like it. This would only work in the context of a complete combat overhaul of course, with the damages on everything being upped and possibly randomized within a certain range to make up for the fact that you can't one shot stun people anymore. See how the game feels when you can get your head blown off in one shot by a shotgun aiming for the head, or die from internal bleeding after getting shot once from a tumbled 12mm assault rifle round.

>>175945646
What beacons you can teleport to is based on what the big teleporter is set to teleport on

>>175948851

Then the stun revolver would finally not be fucking pointless.

>>175948520
Not really. I've had a couple of them get passive aggressive with me time and time again when I lethal their major crime greytiding metabuddies but they can't do anything about it without getting deadminned and they know it.

>>175948382
Even then, you can go through internal bleeding for somewhere around a half hour if you put together a basic field medkit

>>175948823
Experience.

>>175948823
Punches, bites, kicks, and grabs only
No roundstart cloner
Final destination - Recall town

>>175949107
ckey? I want to know which absolute madman uses the fucking hailer.

i support cloners not existing at roundstart
instead they should be a research thing

>>175948823
>suspect fleeing through corridor
>missed taser bolt hits someone
>no harm done

OR

>suspect fleeing through corridor
>missed glock shot hits someone
>secban

>>175949107
Unauthorized executions count as murder. And committing a major crime does not automatically mean death sentence.

>>175948714
>toolbox can contain more than 3 wrenches and crowbars
>toolbox shouldn't be at least 3 times stronger than a single wrench or crowbar

personal oxygen tanks removed when?

>>175949329
just like real life

except the cop gets paid leave pending an investigation. Officers would be given more leeway if this ever happened, obviously.

>>175949297
not him, I use hailer to hail suspects and if they don't run I slap sparking manhunt onto their final sentence

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>>175949475
>suspect doesn't run
>gets manhunt charge

>>175949103
>Doesn't fit in the best
>Can't kill simple mobs
Worse than useless. It's actively a tumor killing your backpack/suit storage

>>175949297
Me. That's the thing, they thing you're a retard and fuck up

>>175949338
Comdoms aren't whitelisted, there's numerous cases where I can summarily execute, usually the turbo tards have done enough to warrant a perma (which they just memewalk out of), metabuddies/tardicons save them from solitary, they toe the line as a shitborg, or i just give them the ol' burgerydoo and be done with it for all our benefit.

>>175949682
>Comdoms aren't whitelisted
what do you mean by this, how is whitelisting related to anything?
>numerous cases
no, there are only a few

You can't apply execution to just any sentence that involves perma.

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>>175949551
>not also slapping trespass for being in the brig

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>>175909190

>>175949906
Most of the time comdoms are just greytiders taking it for roundstart access. They go light or release shitters who big wonder, go and be shitters. They can go to hell

I'd put that many down as numerous.

Actually I can

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>>175950231
Is there anything more fun than working your way into or replacing a sec?