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>New Nexus challenge for D.Va and Genji skins
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/

>Latest Comic
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R (embed)

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

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Officially canon
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CANON
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>you have to be level 25 to queue competitive

this is boring. 10 minute+ anything queue.

about to chargeback this game.
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Sombra love soon?
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This is what competitive overwatch looks like at 3400 SR
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Somebody upload all those unused datamined voice lines about objectives
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question of the day: if overwatch has allegedly sold over 30 million copies, why does it still take upwards of 5 minutes to find a match?
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>>175895940
Why is she still able to use her hips?
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>>175896031
Sombra is the red headed stepchild of Overwatch.

Orisa will get her sit and laugh animations before Sombra.
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>>175896110
Nanomachines
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Do you think loli Pharah ever masturbated thinking about McCree?
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Fareeha!
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>>175896031
sombra is a shit character
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>>175896123
Lies
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>>175896016

Playing competitive at level 25 is not a good idea, anyway.
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>>175896067
and why do I continuously queue with the same people? Odds of that are very low....
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>>175896067
Because that 30 million "registered users" includes people that only played the beta, only played on free weekends, and haven't played in almost a year.
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>>175896110
I mean she does have a unnatural healing ability and she's basically immortal.

Broken bones are probably like a scratch for her.
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>>175896216
>....
Reddit detected.
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List of canon black heroes
Efi
Orisa
Sombra
Reaper
Widow
Lucio
Mcree
Dva
Pharah
Ana
Reinhardt
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>>175895940
>>175895954
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>having to switch to Winston to fuck people over
>it's not fun

Why is this shit so effective
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>>175896210
Just accept it, anon. No one wants Sombra around. You'll feel better about yourself when you play her just to dick around with your team AND the enemy team.

Blame Blizzard and their shit idea of an ARG and inability to make interesting and balanced characters.
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>>175896302
No Zen?
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Is there anything that says "I'm a baiting faggot" on /owg/ more than the word 'canon'?
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>>175896302
>>175895971
>>175896096
Poor guy's trying so hard.
What made you so mad, Anon?
Who hurt you?
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>>175896415
Hes a robot BAKA!
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>>175896348
>Winston
>not fun
A-wha?
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>>175896424
Yeah
"Ana is balanced"
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>>175896160
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2358855
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>>175896348
Tank meta is gone and we're leaning towards flankers/squishies in general.

Widow/Tracer/Genji are on like every team in every game I play.
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>>175896446
Nobody's replying to his epic meme thread on /bant/ probably
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I know people in the last thread were memeing, but does anyone else get like actually furious when they hear a girl on the mic? Like, even if they're good or whatever I just get fucking livid, and I don't even know why.
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Orisa has at least one new line, when the match is in prep mode she says roughly "Running simulations to compute all possible outcomes". Haven't heard any banter between her and the other characters, though.
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>>175896474
>mfw someone finally made a decent webm with the frostbite skin
http://rule34hentai.net/image/235647
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>>175896474
>The completely isolated animations of the head and body
This is just not very good.
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>>175896446
Real bleu would never get triggered. You are an imposter!
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>>175896491
The Tank Meta is still there, it's just that thanks to Winston's little buff and some other stuff Dive Comp's made a return.
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>>175895813
>tfw no cybernetic caribbean witch doctor who programs holograms that are actually binary ghosts but can interact with reality
>or can eat car parts for convert into shielding
>or make it rain 0's and 1's
goddamn it they missed a chance there.
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>>175896470
Try
>Sombra is useless
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>>175896578
Yes, and I am also a grill. It's called misogyny.
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>>175896578
Maybe you legitimately have autism.
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>>175896578
Not really if anything im curious to see if they can actually play.
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>>175896609
Real bleu is a slut.
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>>175896578
Insecurity?
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>>175896673
Harry Potter is shit.
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>>175896689
gtfo
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>>175896673
>D.Va
>Ravenclaw
>Not a fucking Hufflepuff piece of shit
Reinhardt would be Headmaster, and Torb can teach charms.
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>>175896689
Can girls be misogynists?
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Today I will remind them.
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Who is best girl?
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>>175896597
Seeing her with a dark purple ass took a second to get used to
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When?
This is gangster as fuck.
>>175896424
avatarfags who post constantly fareeha over and over, holy fuck its getting on my nerves.
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>>175896894
Tracer and D.Va
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>>175896894
Fareeha.
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>>175896863
Would Reaper be the Snape equivalent?
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>>175896767
Imposteur
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>>175896894
Orisa. No argument.
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>>175896673
Isn't this from the same "person" that made the star wars pictures of Ana, Mercy, and Pharah?
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>>175896894
My favorites of course
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>>175896894
Best girl right here. No other OverGirl can match this level of perfection.
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>>175896774
>>175896735

I actually have a gf, and I'm fine with girls in reality, but I don't want to try and get my gf to play or else I'm afraid my irrational anger will kill the relationship.
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>>175897058
>"person"
>?
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>>175896647

that idea is fire but shitters will say its racist

having a super heavy chainsmoking jamaican old lady accent would be awesome tho

>>175896767
rude
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>>175897058

Do u have that pic? Id so then please post
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>carry team
>POTG is a guy getting one kill with his ult
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What Overwatch girl is most likely to be a size queen.

Hard mode: not Zarya and give me a reason.
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>>175896894

Shimada Imouto
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>>175896647
The diablo female witch doctor is probably the only black character ive ever liked in a video game.
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>>175896491

>Widow/Tracer/Genji/Zarya/Winston

That's all I fucking see. Along with Lucio and his faggot ass
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>>175897314
probably pharah, no specific reason
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>>175897314
Torbjorn's wife. Have you seen how many kids she's popped out?
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Now where could my pipe be...?
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>>175896869
As I understand it, it's called "internalized misogyny" when women do it. I never really cared for the distinction, though. Sexism is sexism, doesn't matter who's doing it or who it's being done to.
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>>175897314
Tracer. Lesbians like putting two foot dildos inside themselves.
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>>175897314
D.Va, because the only penises she's ever seen have been in porn.
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>>175896578
>>175897135

I think you might be have an actual problem

>I don't have anything against women, I have a GF, but I really don't like hearing them speak in my safe space because they make me irrationally angry
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>>175896894
Sombra
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>>175896578
No, because they're most likely playing the game for the same reason that we are, to have a good time. I don't see the harm in that, yeah they might not be "good" at the game or whatever but that's only because they're not a sweaty neckbeard who does nothing BUT play. Don't get mad at chicks, bruh, get mad at yourself for being a pathetic fat kid who is living in 2017, thinking that video games should be for guys only. Hate to break it to you but I'm almost certain there were girls who designed, developed, wrote, and animated the very same game you're crying on an anime imageboard about girls playing.
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>>175897516
is this true lol? I know nothing about lesbians
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>>175896673
D.Va would be Slytherin, mark my words.

Full of ego, not wits
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>>175897135
Well I actually dispise "le mercy main gamergurls" too. But Girls who can actually play are ok. But most of the time I expierience the cliche and that annoys me and I say that as a female.
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Post tracks while playing your favorite hero

Pharah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94jABJjpDrc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUQaL_NhRRU

D.va
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjFx-de8Nd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDfzPmCGSG4

Lucio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os9DYRZyk-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCXhI3psJzE

What are yours?
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>>175897625
Yeah theres shades of self hate and lack of inhibition they love fisting too so definately.
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>>175897135

>getting mad at grills on the mic
>not getting mad at the neckbeards saying 'cuck' in mic or your average gamerbro popping up on mic with that passive aggression
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>>175897765
>HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY MUSIC TASTE AREN'T I COOL

Nobody cares, fuck off to /mu/
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>>175897625
no its not.
source: I am a lesbian
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>>175897797

t. lesbian expert
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>>175897819

I haven't managed to meet a /pol/tard in comp because they're all in silver.
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Everytime I hear a white guy I get pretty mad. I'm trying to play genji and thrn I hear this passive aggressive racist switch or mock my afrosamurai inspired gamertag I just start feeling the black rage.
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>>175897765
Mercy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sg7ZDPLNWM don't ask me how, it just fits
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>>175897932
Well you got to wonder at someone who uses the term size queen unironically because big dicks are largely a myth.
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Jesus christ we're Shit Bait General tonight aren't we
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>>175898076
Let's not go there please.
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>>175897960
Tell me to switch. shit
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>>175897727
>tfw a grill and everyone asks me to play a healer because they expect I'll be good at it

>>175897765
Junkrat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBfD1-aOiwI
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fuck this guy
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>>175898130
What even started it?
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>>175897765
Don't really have a specific song for heroes, just listen to whatsever on my playlist desu, mostly 90's metal
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how do we fix junkrat
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>>175897872

> Implying women on 4chan
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Blackwatch matters
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>>175898397
Give his tire a little more HP, that's all
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>>175897765

Mei

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouBn8ULA_x4

Pharah
>https://youtu.be/T4Kgfp9jpLg
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>>175898397
You become a kamikaze Junkrat like Kaplan said
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>>175898335

>>175898397
remote detonation
faster projectiles
multiple concussive mines/traps
lets go full tribes on this shit

>>175897765
Genji
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
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So based on evidence the next hero will be a black woman.
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>>175898287
Why don't you get upset at the two people who actually matter, Jeff and Geoff? Chu's not the one fucking over the game itself.
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>>175898520
A shame that nothing has come from that morph ball line she had in the files at one point.
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>>175897181
>that idea is fire but shitters will say its racist
Well fuck those guys, you can't ever please them
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>>175898578
It's because they didn't fuck his headcanon up like Chu did.
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>>175898570
Why don't you just fuck off to /bant/ instead of trying to derail this thread
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>>175897181
>I don't even know this kid
Poor girl can't even crack a smile, she's so dead inside.
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>>175898570
based on what evidence?
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>>175898756
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>>175898827

>qt as fuck

I know this isn't real but I wish it was
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>>175898604
YOU WHAT NOW
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>>175898827
We invented electricity
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>>175898827
So, based on what actual evidence?
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>>175898930
She used to have a line in her files where she said "You want me to morph into a ball?". Was hoping for even a simple recolor at one point but I remember that line being from not long after release and nothing has happened. Not even sure it's still in the files.
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>>175898942
s-stop bullying lucio, he's not like other niggers
he just wants to brighten your day with vibrant coon tunes
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daily reminder to get behind the barrier
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>>175899060
It's fucking bait and now the thread is LOL NIGGERS!!!!!!!! again thanks to you
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>>175899127
I'd rather get behind Orisa's derriere
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>>175896067
If overwatch sold over 30 million copies why the fuck at i a new player to the game being put against teams of full prestige in quick play?
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So was Lucio supposed to be canadian?
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>>175899127
C E A S E
E
A
S
E
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>>175897765
Sombra, fite me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSpsAauvEXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCGBzrpxpsU
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>>175898570

I hope so. Black women are hot
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>>175899234
Blizzard says no. All his concepts had skates and they wanted to do something with them so the hockey skins came from that. Lots of the devs also really like hockey. Not having a native speaker for his VA isn't unique among the cast either.
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>>175899242
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>Bullshit retarded stalemate at the choke in Hanamura

>Decide Fuck This Shit and fly up the flank and sneak in from behind

>mfw that broke the stalemate and got us the win
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>>175899096
Wow this makes me pretty upset, I hope its still there too. If I wasn't so lazy I would have checked out the files myself.
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>>175897765
Roadhog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_CsykS5YHI
I honestly don't know why, but this kind of music just works for me man.
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Orisa already took the black woman spot.
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>>175898264
truly, the trashiest of mice.
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>>175899350
wrong game black sol
back to guilty gear with you
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>>175896689
Also grill here. Why does it upset you so much? I don't really care who's on the mic unless it's some ten year old who's screaming at the top of his lungs, and even then it's still fun to mess with them.
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>>175898264
>junkrat main
>links perturbator

Are you me?
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>>175898827
>goddess
>queen
>electricity
WE
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How far do you think I could go playing on a Cintiq drawing tablet and using the stylus to aim?
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>>175899584
I like scars on girls but that seems a bit much
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>>175896215
I used to play qp but it's just cancer now. comp is the only way to go.
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>>175899350

>m1 attack that shoves people
no thanks, we have enough heroes that thrive off enviro kills. also they totally stole the water neck thing from hellboy.
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So at what point did Winston become a field agent anyways? I couldn't have been too much longer after this and Uprising right? He was the one that took out the first Doomfist.
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>>175899584
>recieve
ruined
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>that ult

could you fuckin imagine
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>>175899663
Funny, I've quit comp because of all the cancer and only play qp now.
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>>175899663
opposite for me, all I do is play QP. competitive gets me mad as fuck. come across marisa, giantbaby err I mean giantdwarf, and his squad of goons pretty often
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>>175899715
I want to see that fight.

Everyone always shits on Winston but I bet he's up there in power level.
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This will protect us.
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>>175899929
Probably yeah, in the Museum Job he ate a full Death Blossom without his Ult.
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>>175899715
He apparently went on missions with Genji, so sometime before Genji left Overwatch
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>>175899840
You can tell that guy isn't a game designer. That's some flat out unfun shit right there
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>Got play of the game as Widow
>Just holding M1 into a crowd, staring at a ledge waiting for grapple, then headshotting a completely stationary Mei
I don't know whether to laugh or be embarrassed.
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Alright, it's that time of the month again.
Since S4 is ending in one week at least, i will be doing my ten matches this weekend.
Give me one goddamn reason to stab myself in the balls yet again for some stupid competitive points.
Fucking hell, i could have simply grinded that shit instead of waiting for 8 months now.
55-57\2196\2516
The bets are open.
>anything i will do wont matter because i will still be placed at plat\high gold again because of my past season's SR
>somehow this is acceptable and "competitive"
I fucking hate this game.
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A BAGUNDLE OF USES
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>it's another people can't group up episode
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>>175899554
I dunno if it's mic quality, but it's mainly because they're usually either trying to sound 'kawaii desu', or overly sultry. Whether or not it's their normal voices, the thought of that just irks me most of the time.

>>175899559
Possibly. Battletag?
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>>175899715
He took out Doomfist II. He became a field agent a bit after Uprising I figure. Around the time Genji got look he has now after sporting the Blackwatch look for a while.

Also guessing by his appearance, he went from Blackwatch into the regular Overwatch strike team at the same time.
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>>175898942
oh my god i almost vomited from laughing
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>>175900102
Don't do it. Golden weapons look tacky as fuck.
Now if they were silver...
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>>175900113
what does she actually say
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>>175900046
I mean, he is a fucking genetically enhanced gorilla in power armor. He's no Superman but he's pretty top tier
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>>175900113
A BAGHANDLE IS USELESS
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>>175899715
I was wondering if that might've been what the graduation photo in recall was for but I don't know if that would make sense. That part of the timeline seems messy.
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>>175900201
Apagando las luces
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>>175900201
¡Apagando las luces!
take off the lights! or lights out!
t. hispanic minor
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>>175900113
>>175900257
Mercy in the high pants scene!
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>>175900158
Man, it's too late for that.
This is going to be the last season i will be playing this shitty competitive mode.
I swear to god grinding 300 wins for that could have been easier, and i'd probably be grandmaster by now.
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>>175900264
Isn't the graduation photo non-canon now or something? Because of Ana's age?
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Mercy is for breeding
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>>175897765
>Biosphere
excellent taste

zenyatta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FvWAaXbhYE
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>>175897765

Reinhardt
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFYVcz7h3o0

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF2AjCwSCnE (I know it says 'sword' but fuck it)

Widowmaker
>https://soundcloud.com/gabe-palcic/from-the-roof-top-somewhere-in-the-silence-snipers-theme-sss-ost

Mercy
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4c6R-iyjRg

Junkrat
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdbeeWV1N5A

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOT8NJLrV4 (no fucks given mode)

D.VA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZzOGjfyio8

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL59Uv71XUs

Torbjorb
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZP2Uk9vlxY
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>>175900145
I thought it was the first Doomfist, because II was the Savior (which kind of implies a good guy)
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>Nerfs soldier
>Nerfs Orisa
>Dva damage nerf
>Only counter to Pharah is a Widow that gets you tilted teammates and people throwing
>Lol pharah is fine bruh
What the fuck is this balancing Blizzard?
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>>175900416
It's just that the ages of Jack, Gabe and Ana are wrong but the image is fine otherwise.
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>>175900416
It's still canon, it's just Jack, Ana and Gabe look all younger then they should be. Just imagine them looking like they did in Uprising or something.
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>>175900406
>I'm Reich beside you!
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What if, for the next Halloween event, each hero got a skin where they dressed up as another hero on the roster?
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>>175900558
>>175900585
So Ana gets grey hair and Jack and Gabe look unchanged basically?
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>>175900471
I've defended Pharah being balanced for awhile but at this point I'm starting to get worried about PharMercy.

Shit's gonna be even more ridiculous to deal with now.
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>>175896446
>that fucking laugh
>that fucking smug

Blizzard, I NEED another Widwomaker CGI! Please!
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>>175900463
The first Doomfist is the Savior. The second one is the bad one.
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Geoff Goodman responding to backlash over the Orisa changes in PTR
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>>175897765
Lucio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WknLZ0X2PZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvm3pU_hTK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xiKRU3Eoq0&index=3&list=PLX4iLNLUzcE0BlOuj-Gf6ZDB4zzVuycoX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmDeAydid7o&list=PLX4iLNLUzcE0BlOuj-Gf6ZDB4zzVuycoX&index=5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiDsLRQg_g4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPW_7hb2ek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PzP7REU2o0
Sombra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ5gtInauiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUWE2aR07Jc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_XIH2cE7kY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IapoFKex3vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoXs6wTxNKw
Zen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrm_kb1d-Xc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1t44J66RAY&index=5&list=PLlQaRxoRk_VcoKfdTg60skEfvpRTyH1Nn

Roadhog and Reaper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a93f3-_tDJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhAKUco7xHE

Genji
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fl27wKaGFw&t=443s
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>>175900409
I understand your pain. I enjoy this game far better in non-competitive mode so I hope if they ever add more skins that it'll be outside that mode.
People always ask me every other day why I dont play comp
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>>175900735
Why would a good guy call himself Doomfist?
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>>175900421
Yellow cyborg babies.
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>>175900789
Please put a trip on so I can filter you for being this much of an autistic faggot
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>>175900460
>og maco
no offense but I hate this type of rap, whats it called? its pretty recent too, I prefer the 90's rap
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>>175900649
I'd prefer they stick with the actual Halloween themes.
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>>175900817
>People always ask me every other day why I dont play comp
Happens the same to me as well, with a delicious side of masters\grandmasters salty bastards calling me a lucker\aimbotter since my SR doesn't match my mechanical skill with hitscan heroes.
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>>175900835
It's really just a title and really, looking at the first guy and wearing just a glove, he probably packed one hell of a punch.

The second one had the fist going up to his elbow.
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why is the lighting so out of synch with d.va's selfie intro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKh_EPteWJw

why the slight delay after the explosion?
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>>175898264
>Junkrat
>not King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Nonagon Infinity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CyX_OTblA0
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>>175900917

OG Maco's the only new rapper besides Kendrick I can actually tolerate. Yeezy's good too I guess

But I think OG Maco falls under mumble rap even if he's more coherent than Desiigner or that idiot Future. His stuff's just dumb hype music
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>>175900252
I like to imagine Winston being all shy and neverous about the idea of going out in the field, meanwhile Tracer is all like "Buddy, you are smart enough to figure out Time Travel and strong enough to literally rip men in half. I'm sure Morrison can find something for you to do out there"
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Why are there so many people opposed to big changes for the least used characters in comp? Dont you get tired of the same old meta teams? Every time someone suggests changes for junk or Torb there are people who disagree and think they are fine as they are.
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>>175900702
I'd kill for one but I don't know if she'll be showing up in much any time soon.
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>>175897304
they need to fix it so solo ults dont count for POTG. need more useful or funny ones like this.
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>>175897765
Widowmaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eco4z98nIQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUw-vMjzuPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1_BPn7TN1Q
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>>175900140

Widow/Junk main now. Junk just fell off in usefulness.
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>>175899929
Tanked Reaper's shit in the Museum.

Fought Reaper and kind of won in that cinematic.

Beat Doomfist.

Is really smart.

He's obviously in the top 3.
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>>175900785
Damn, thought you meant a response to all the people shitting on that post.
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>>175901141
A lot of people have invested a lot of time into their mains and don't want them nerfed.

There are a fucking LOT of Ana mains in master and GM that can't play anything else and have a vested interested in keeping her on top for example
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>>175901206
Oh tag is fxKrystal
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>>175901117
>Seeing Doomfist knock Tracer unconscious awakened the primal rage in Winston which he used to pummel Doomfist
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>>175899849
>>175899906
Well I played one qp and it seemed to turn into people just trying dps your team and people trying to win on their team. match lasts all of 3 mins as your shit gets pushed in. or you join a match where 3 people already left so you lose in 30 seconds.

with comp even if they are mostly braindead the usually sorta try.
only problem I have is when I play mercy and have gold elims after round 1 of KOTH and then have gold healing for the next round after I force switch to soldier and they switch to Lucio and Mercy. fuckers still try to blame the bronze (aka me) when I have gold elims, gold damage and still silver healing to 5th round.
other than that cancer they'll try. still will always blame the bronze when I have a few golds or they won't switch off Genji that the suck at.

Well that turned into salt so whatever. just queue up with at least 3-4 people I guess.

protip, when the mercy is the main one taking out the enemy pharah that hard focuses her, and you're the soldier or bastion on your team you lose all right to blame the "shitty bronze mercy" maybe your just shit at doing your damn job.
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>>175897476
but ow doesn't have an API that you could get this data from does it
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After 20 matches, lost 125 SR this night... why is this game so infuriating! DPS does nothing and no one wants to play support.

And how can the same players suck when they are on my team, but utterly wipe everyone, when they are the enemy...

Clans fucking when?? Or pure soloqueue. Or SOMETHING. :(
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>>175901471
>pure soloqueue
I'm honestly shocked that this isn't a thing yet.
Every single fucking blizzard game has solo, duo, and multiple queues.
Overwatch is the only one missing it.
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>>175900948
>with a delicious side of masters\grandmasters salty bastards calling me a lucker\aimbotter since my SR doesn't match my mechanical skill with hitscan heroes.
Oh those are the most delicious
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>>175897765
I know they're not all that fitting, but I can't help it, they're so nice to listen to!
https://youtu.be/pEf8Uj_Yc7U
https://youtu.be/JwDYGdeYjn4
https://youtu.be/IFUjwj_RB5o
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HE'S SO TALL
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>>175901471
The only constant in solo queue is yourself, so if you're losing that often you should know where to look, friendo
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Do people really have troubles with Pharah/Mercy combo?

>Zenyatta
>Soldier 76/McCree
>Discord Pharah or Mercy
>Soldier: 76/McCree looks up
>Shoots
>???
>Profit
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>>175897872
do lesbians tend to not wanting to have anything in it
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>>175901339
>>175901471
Unless you're the guy getting 50%+ of your team's kills comp isn't worth playing, you're just rolling the dice on who will get the most retards and throwers and for what? A number that you don't feel you deserve to have and that nobody else gives two shits about unless they want to bitch at you?

Comp is a cesspit, quick play needs a new renaissance
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>>175901753
>why do people have trouble with a 3d maneuverable opponent with massive regeneration and extreme damage
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>>175901578
>haha level 700 and still plat lol shitter :DDD
>coming from a master in s4
The audience of this game is unredeemable.
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>>175901572
Yeah, it's interesting to compare HotS and OW, because the first one has features the second one lacks, and vice versa.

>>175901648
If I get matched with a 4 or even a 5 stack, it's not my fault, if we lose. There's simply no way to turn the odds.

>>175901827
In comp, the pretence is that everybody wants to win. Can't get that in QP.
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>>175901925
>haha level 700 and still plat

This shit needs to stop, especially now the game has an event every other month that encourages people to grind random shitmodes for as much exp as possible to get hats
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>>175901891
I'm sorry you can't aim?
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>>175901753
I don't have problems with it, but then again I'm usually taking them out with Genji because hitscans can't seem to do it.
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>>175901979
In Overwatch the pretense is that everyone wants to lose, except for you and the enemy team.
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>>175901330
>he's full on primal, beats Doomfist to death and is pretty much out of control
>Tracer comes too
>she sees Winston like this and gets terrified
>Winston realizes hes the one scaring her and immediately snaps out of it
from that point on, Winston uses that mental image of Lena looking scared to break himself out of a rage
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>>175899840
>>175900056
How is it any different from a worse D.va ult? You could never play her on offense 2 CP
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>>175902049
I really wish they could add a way to make your profile private or just make it so that only friends can see your career.
It's stupid that they didn't add a team scoreboard because people would get salty at each other and focus more on score rather than the objective and still gave us the career profile that does the same fucking job at tilting people.
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>>175902052
That's a lot of aiming required to take her down considering that she can kill you with one or two hits from Mercy-boosted rocket splash damage alone
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>>175902325
it takes two headshots dude
t. mccree main
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After watching the museum cinematic and seeing the bit where Tracer yells for Winston and he reaches back for her to blink into his hand, then tosses her back into the fight, what do you guys think about adding something like this into the game? I don't really know what kind of combinations other heroes could do but it'd be pretty neat.jpg if Winston threw a Reaper, for example, and the Reaper ults after he lands.
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>>175902414
I SHOULDNT HAVE TO BE GOOD AT THE GAME TO BE GOOD AT THE GAME

FUCK YOU
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>>175902414
Better hope those are immediately consecutive headshots because otherwise she'll already be healed to full by the time the second one hits.
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>>175902108
Heh, it definitely feels like that sometimes... During this nights matches, there were some people who clearly wanted to throw the game. Why do they do it? What's in it for them?

Man, I'm pissed... I was waiting the whole week for my "game night", and it only took me down the ladder. :(
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>If you leave now you will receive a loss but you will not be penalized for leaving early
>2539 goes to 2514
Why did I trust this game to treat me right?
I lose SR and EXP for leaving at all so why even tell me I won't be penalized?
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>>175902481
>>175902503
move your cursor to pharah's head
press m1 two times
your job is done
you may now proceed to win the game
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>team cant make any progression to control point and everyone keeps dieing
>switch from mercy to reinhardt
>shield and start pushing in
>my team chases after the fucking lone d.va who charged to backlines instead of moving forward onto point and forcing the fight there

I swear to god i want to strangle every fucking hanzo and widowmaker player
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>>175900702
>another CGI
I would love another cgi for the smug. I wonder what it would be about.
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>>175902532
Well, you don't get the leaver's penalty, but that's it... I don't know why matches aren't automatically cancelled, because 99% times it's a loss anyway.
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>>175902414
If we're going to pretend that headshotting distant moving players is that easy, then McCree is the most OP thing in the game since he could theoretically instantly kill anything in his line of sight.
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>>175902532
You didn't get the -50 sr and suspension that a leaver would normally get, you just got a loss
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>>175902670
and that's actually true, my friend
that's why you hear shitters that can't aim say things like "lol mccree needs a buff"
get better at aiming, please
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>>175902586
You seem awfully angry over you low skill comp, kiddo. Try not to autistically screech too loud when the nerf hits.
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>>175902651
The fuck.

Here's a scenario:
>Game is tied 2-2
>King's Row
>Enemy team attacks first
>They cap because shit happens, your defense crumbles
>Random on your team baby rages, leaves
>GAME CANCELLED IN 5 SECONDS XD

Yeah, let's just waste everyone's time, faggot.
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>>175902532
you just don't get the leaver penalty (-50SR and a cooldown)
you still get the loss
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>>175902670
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What do you think Reapers favorite telenovela is?
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>>175902798
>headshotting is 100% reliable at some magical skill level

It's like you've never played a FPS. If that was easy, then pro teams would all run pure hitscan, you wouldn't need anything else.
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>>175902808
>actually using the "lol ur angry m8 cuz ur bad xdd" argument
>ever
i'm not the one complaining about not being able to kill a pocketed pharah with one of her natural counters, dude
it's actually the opposite
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>pharah's so ez to kill lmao just headshot her

t. silver pharah mains that climbed out of bronze with her and think they're going higher if they just try hard enough
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>>175902846
What? The game doesn't get cancelled in that scenario, but I think it should, because it really is a waste of time to try win a 5v6 setup.
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>>175902598

Is it just completely dark in that dropship?

So Talon can afford to kidnap, brainwash, and turn some woman blue but they don't have enough money for lighting?
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>>175902926
>then pro teams would all run pure hitscan
and guess what happens at grandmaster\top 500
not that you'd know, obviously
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>>175902798
well his ult is shit tho, but yes the rest is fine if u can aim
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>>175902972
Explain then if you please why Pharah's pickrate drops as the average skill level of a game's players goes up?

Could it be that the magical counter to Pharah is just fucking shooting her?
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>>175902972
>being so upset that someone has better mechanical aim than you
go back to your moba games, son
OW ain't the game for you if this is what you actually believe
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>>175902846
Yeah that shit already happens at the beginning, I think anon would rather the game just end and reward everyone
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>>175901114
>mumble rap
ahh thats the term I was looking for, thanks anon
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>>175903156
not to mention the rest of the team will rage if the mercy keeps getting picked off whilst pocketing a phara.
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>>175902973
>but I think it should

Why? Do you know how many people would intentionally leave a game just to ruin the match for other people? Spend 15-20 minutes playing a game, only for some cocksucker to leave, cancel the match and nobody get rewarded.
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>>175903109
>his ult is shit
this is unfortunately the only bad thing about mccree
probably the worst ult in the game
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hey faglords new to this game you nerds play these days

who's the b4nny of overwatch? i wanna know so i can trigger the most white knights as possible
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>>175903404
>HEY GUYS I'M 14 AND LOVE TROLLING NOOBZ!!!!
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>>175903325
What about no SR loss, but the non-leaver team still gets a win. Should only apply in solo queue really.
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>>175903404
who the fuck is b4nny
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>>175903325
Uh, that ALREADY happens, you know... The team with the leaver almost 100% times loses, so why drag it on? Cancelling the match would make the most sense.
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>>175903181
>>175903156
>butthurt deflecting and projecting pharah mains scared as fuck she'll get nerfed
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>>175902898
Destinos
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>>175900102
>people in my qp matches are masters and gms, often get top 500s
>get placed in low diamond
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>>175903464
lmao spotted the ball-sucking nerd

so which OW e-celeb do you worship
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>>175903548
>ur a pharah main!!11
>mfw i'm actually a grandmaster mccree main that deletes everyone
loving every laugh son
keep maining junkrat, you'll go places
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>>175903465
>No SR loss

Would be exploited to hell and back

>>175903524
If you're tied 2-2, and about to be on attack for the match point, what is there to drag on? 30-60 seconds?
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>>175903156
It doesn't. If anything it increases as you go beyond plat and low diamond where the current winning strategy is dive and pharmacy.

The answer to a bad pharah who has overcommitted with no escape is shooting her. The answer to a good pharah is ignoring her to focus down the ground team mercy isn't healing.
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>>175900293
apagando is useless
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If I wanted to watch a streamer, that is good at Roadhog, who should I watch?
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>>175903651
I know that feel, dude.
I know that feel very well.
Come here, let me give you a hug.
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>>175903724
Well, the timer is the whole 90 seconds or something. Why? Just let everyone leave with dignity, instead of seeing a bright red warning sign slowly ticking away.
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>>175900102
You'll be placed 2200-2350. Your first 30 or so games will have extra sr gain and less sr loss. Your placements don't matter.
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>50 SR win

Now I can make fun of golds again
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>>175902896
Whose dick do I have to suck to make my right hand this good?
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>>175903935
>Your placements don't matter.
Cool, tell it to the entire userbase, because i just do my ten placement matches.
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>>175903651
Same here m8. The thing is I'm never the high one in any of my matches going against something like a gold player. I'll go up against someone that's 4200 when I'm 3200 but I can't even remember the last time I saw a plat in my qp matches. Doesn't help that this makes it take longer to find matches since 3500+ is only 3% of the game's population.
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>>175900649
they need to be easily identifiable so you know what enemy you are fighting against
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>>175903906
What's the point in playing at all then? Any match you join, there's always going to be a risk that someone's gonna leave some time during that match. What if someone has a shit connection and their internet goes out? Game canceled!
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>>175904020
Contact your local aimbot scripter.
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>>175904020
more like 0-5000 dpi mouse + 240hz monitor + quake style flicks
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>>175904125
I don't even understand what your argument is trying to be? Matches ALREADY get cancelled if someone has a shit connection. So in my vision, basically nothing would change, except people wouldn't have to stare at the red counter, waiting for it to deplete.
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>>175904126
>I CAN'T DO THAT SO HE'S AIMBOTTING BAAAWAAAA
every single fucking time
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WAIFU

>Fuck
>Marry
>Kill (ghost will haunt you)

HUSBANDO

>Fuck
>Marry
>Kill (ghost will haunt you)
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>>175900835
cause he's black
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>it's a 'your team is all squishies and nobody wants to reclaim the objective' game
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>>175903694
i'm sure you fervently sperging "never nerf pharah!!!!! my waifu omg!!!!!" all over the thread makes you a mccree main
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>>175895813
So where da ptr notes at?
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>>175904274
They get canceled at the beginning of the fucking game, not when you've already spent 15 minutes of playing.
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>>175904315
Fuck widow
Marry loli pharah
Kill Ana
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>>175902587
They did the right thing, making the fight 6v5 before forcing a team fight is good play.
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>>175904356
>no u pharah main xD
keep going kiddo, we all know you wont get out of bronze any soon
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>>175904315
>fuck
That's lewd, anon!
>marry
Jamison!
>kill
Nobody! But if I absolutely had to, probably Lucio or Zenyatta, because at least then it'd be a nice ghost.
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>>175904446
>Killing and getting haunted by your wife's mother
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>>175904158
whats a good dps for mccree? I know it's up to preference but whats a good range I think I have like 2000 dpi and like 2.5 sensitivity atm
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>>175904485
i'm a mccree main never nerf pharah btw just a mccree main here please don't nerf her please please please :^)
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>>175904596
>nerf pharah cuz i can't aim
>you don't agree? PHARAH MAIN! PHARAH MAIN EVERYBODY PHARAH MAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN
pathetic
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>>175904315
>>175904446
>>175904570
>>175904518
>kill Mei
>her haunting spirit keeps apologizing for haunting me
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>>175904580
Preference

T. Masters
12k dpi
1 sens
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>>175901339
sounds like you are trying to pistol an airborne pharah
you should only use your pistol as last resort, before that you should escape with guardian angel
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>>175904580
>2000 dpi
oh shit nigger what are you doing
you're not playing reinhardt ffs
try 400dpi 8 sens
>but it's too much
you use your arm to move around, not your wrist
you use your wrist to flick
if you use your wrist to look around then that's a one ticket ride to carpal tunnel syndrome town
get a good mouse mat as well
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Ok so im a casual thats silver at best but i actually would like to play to win rather than deal with auto losses in quick play should i try comp?
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>>175903548
t. Wood rank

m8 if I can do it on console in gold rank as McCree you sure as hell can do it on PC
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>>175904869
Yes. I had the same thoughts too. Comp is more organized than QP usually so you can have more fun when your teammates are actually doing their jobs
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>>175904315

Fuck
>Widowmaker

>Marry
Mei

>Kill
Orisa (no soul no ghost)
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is there ever a match in competitive that isn't completely one sided?

its a steamroll either way like 90% of the time
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>>175904872
>>175904660
instead of you pharah mains posting your faggy reaction pics in desperate attempt to damage control for your waifu, you could post your profile with zero hours of pharah played this season
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do you guys get bored quickly or can you play for hours on end
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So I've been looking at the official lore recently, and I've found that character ages matching up with accomplishments make absolutely no sense. To set the stage, Winston says in this video: https://youtu.be/pwFu8kEsUW4?t=31s that the Omnic Crisis and formation of Overwatch was 30 years ago.

Then you look at the ages of the characters that were members of Overwatch:

Genji - 35, so he was 5 years old when Overwatch was formed and yet was still a master ninja who was turned into a cyborg...and the trend continues:

McCree - 37
Pharah - 32
Tracer - 26
Mei - 31
Winston - 29
Mercy - 37

While the storylines for these characters offer some contrivances (Tracer having a weird relationship with time, Pharah and Mercy joining Overwatch later, etc.) All of the indications in cinematics and accompanying materials indicate that at least Winston was a founding member of Overwatch, at -1 years old. Not only that, but we're told the Omnic Crisis lasted roughly 5 years which makes the medal ceremony picture in the video (which is referenced as saving the world from the omnic crisis) either completely wrong or very misleading because everyone involved was a kid/teen at the time.

Even apart from the Overwatch guys, D.va's story contends that an Omnic monstrosity attacked South Korea 20 years ago for which MEKA pilots were drafted and she's 19 years old. I mean there's some indication that the monstrosity adapted after some period of time before pilots were required, but it'd have to be at least ~16 years or so for that to make sense with her age and it doesn't seem plausible.

The only contrivance I can think of is that the iterations of the heroes that we played were as they were in their prime rather than in the current day, which makes some kind of sense from a gameplay perspective, but really screws with the story IMO.
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>>175896325
why do they never swallow
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>>175896578
Same here, and its because they all fucking suck
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>>175905329
Anon, none of the characters you named were founding members of Overwatch. They all joined later. I don't remember D.va's backstory mentioning when the omnic kaiju first showed up, but I suspect they started out fighting it with conventional weapons and the MEKA came after it adapted.
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>>175905316
I play for no more than 90 minutes at a time
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>>175898264
leave
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>>175905329
Phara never joined Overwatch, Winston was never a founding member, the only thing that shows him that could imply that is a group shot with Tracer, Mercy and McCree with the older members but that isn't a shot of when Overwatch was first formed and this was pointed out many times by Chu.

A lot of the characters happen to excel at what it is they do.

In other words, ya goofed.
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>>175898570
they've already added 2 brown girls and an african robot girl, i honestly wouldn't doubt the addition of another.
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Post your mains without posting your mains.
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>>175905705
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>>175897951
You mean diamond faggot
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>>175905314
Cry some more bitch tears, nigga. Pharah ain't getting nerfed because shitters like you can't look up.
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>>175905520
The bedroom was very sticky that night with the chocolate and... other stuff.
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Is he gonna be a playable hero?
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>>175905316
Tend to get bored quickly unless I'm on a roll and everything is going well.
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>>175898570
Fucking disgusting
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>>175905705
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>>175905826
t. scared as shit sub 2k pharah main
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>>175905705
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>>175905876
That's not Liao and at this point it seems like they completely dropped them as a character.
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>>175905705
This wont be applicable until he comes out but here
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>>175905923
>more bitch tears
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>>175903404
dspst4nky
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>>175905705
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>>175905826
>look up
>get shot by people in front of you
Fuck pharah
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W H E N
H
E
N
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>>175902898
Cuna de Lobos
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>>175906008
>he said while posting through bitch tears thinking about pharah getting nerfed
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>>175906269
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This is how you can tell people aren't actually GM McCree mains, they don't even know McCree has damage falloff and is an effective Pharah counter.
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>>175903834
yourself, harbleu
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>>175904158
what if i have a 60hz monitor and a shitty mouse?
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>>175906421
what about evermore
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>>175906201
It would be neat to see more of their concepts and actually go a bit into detail about them.
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>>175906604
I only like the blue guy under Bastion and the chick above Roadhog
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>>175904158
fun fact, flick shooting started in CS. Most die hard Quake players actually have only mediocre FPS aim and are more about movement and knowing maps. Go play QC with some quality aiming skills and you'll see what I mean.
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>>175904805
Enjoy your pixel skipping. Better have higher DPI and as low as possible in-game sensitivity, like 1600 DPI and 2 sens.
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*blocks your path*
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>>175906954
actually they have great map awareness and decent aim, but feel free to feel special
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>>175906538
you can still pull big actions, if you managed to do that then you should definitely try 144hz and a good mouse, because achieving good flicks and big shit with mccree\widow while being seriously undegeared means you have inhuman aiming abilities, that will only get better by having a proppa screen and mouse
>>175906954
>mfw just realized i got the QC closed beta key in the mail
thanks anon for reminding me
>>175906996
>le pixel skipping meme
how do i know you dont reach masters with your SR
taimou and 2015 called, they want you back
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>tfw forgot how fun D.Va is
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>artists does a lot of art for your ship
>but makes both the guiy and girl the size of a fucking house in that fucking tumblr tranny style

It's like, I had hope and then just as quickly my soul was crushed.
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>>175907334
I wish she did more damage, or didn't have less range than winston
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>>175905329
>that the Omnic Crisis and formation of Overwatch was 30 years ago
They retconned it to 20 years.

Also none of the characters you listend are founders. Torbjorn, Ana, Morrison, Reyes, Reinhardt, and Liao were the very first strike team and helped end the Omnic Crisis. Overwatch was founded by those six, plus Gabrielle Adawe, who had created the First Strike Team.
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>>175905329
Anon, I don't think you looked very hard at the lore if this is what you came up with.
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>>175907545
If your tracking is good, she still deals good amount of damage, especially if you open with combo boosters + melee.
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>>175907601
I don't think they did, anon. Uprising took place seven years before the current plot, and Tracer says twenty years had passed between the Omnic Crisis and Uprising.
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>>175907601
>They retconned it to 20 years.
No it wasn't.
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>>175907917
>>175908024
Fuck you're right. I wasn't paying attention to the dates when Uprising took place.
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swear I'm the only high dpi player here at 3000~
I've just been playing like this since ut2k4
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>>175905314
i main pharah as well as hitscan dps and I think they are in balance, I'm switching to Widow when they have Pharmercy
otoh pharah can still sneak up to a widow and take her out but there are better heroes for that who can do it with a higher success rate and less time spent
without heals s76 and/or mccree are fine
that's on low masters
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>get backfilled in quickplay
>get thrown on defense team that is already close to losing
>go torb
>collect up a large pile of scrap and run into they fray
>kill 4 people whilst under fire and my team cleans up with just me running in and shotgunning people
>play of the game goes to the fucking hanzo who killed a WHOPPING TWO PEOPLE with his ult
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>>175905316
can play for 12-16 hours a day for weeks
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>>175908280
objective kills count for more
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Holy shit. Remind me never to go on a losing streak down to diamond again. I understand what people talk about when they say ELO hell, the people down there are mind-boggling frustrating to play with.

I honestly feel bad for the people in low ranks. I ended up taking a 3 week break and decayed even further because of how terrible playing at that rank was. It really fucked with my win rates too since I haven't had much time in S4. At least now I can comfortably play Reinhardt and be confident in my healers and dps to do their job.
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It doesnt matter how much they buff Reaper, Pharmercy will still make him irrelevant
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>>175908649
>Flying Reaper
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>>175905705
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>>175908594
I'm currently 2897 SR. Is Diamond worse than Platinum?
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>>175908594
>tfw Gold

I just don't have the energy to try and herd cats so I can climb. I'm happy with just my placements and then chilling in QP.
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>>175908906
Low diamond and high plat is basically the same, except number of people care less about victory above 3000 threshold, since they've already reached their season goal, they don't give a fuck anymore.
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>>175906954
what's a railgun
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>>175895813
>"where are my heals??"

Nigga, I'm not going to pocket Mercy you while you're having a Pharah duel in front of the enemy spawn. Why do people assume healers aren't healing them out of spite?
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>>175896578
Nah, because I'm not retarded. Actually I had a girl in one of my comp games yesterday and she carried as DPS
>>
i like boys
>>
just bought the game and already got yelled at by a preteen for not picking the right character

is this what i'm in for?
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>>175909434
do you like men ? If you do make sure not to message me .
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>>175909526
Maybe in burgerland.
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>>175909270
Who was it?
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>>175909526
>joining voice chat
>ever
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>>175909270
>girl carried as DPS

Why do I never see this? Every girl in my games are support mains. Almost always something retarded like 60 hours on mercy and 0 hours on everyone else.
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>>175906604
Goddamn that aesthetic is cool as fuck. Looks like a 1990s anime picture.

I'm guessing Tracer took the picture since she has a streak on her chest thing.
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>>175908594
Diamond has the most saltiest players in the game. I don't think any other rank has as much ego-inflated players.
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>>175909270
what sr
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How long would you let Mercy rest between pregnancies?
Doctors say that six months should be the minimum for health reasons but that sounds like a really long time to spend not breeding a Mercy.
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>>175909579
i'm in australia but i think they were burger

>>175909654
i'm on xbone, still sorting out how to stop it
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>>175909579
implying eu isn't more toxic plus unlikable accents
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>>175908594
Game never stops being shit.
Even at mid to high master you will get Soldier:76 mains with zero concept of positioning, Tanks who do nothing but stand in the choke and die, Winstons who will solo chase Tracer for a minute and fail, throwers, leavers, trolls, metacucks and ragers.

Comp is a joke.
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>be Torb or Sym on defense
>pre-game
>go to the other side of the first chokepoint to set up turret(s) for free ult charge
>for some reason all your teammates follow you
>move back to the defendable side and spam "Group up!"
>round begins entire team is still at the wrong side of the chokepoint
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>>175909801
If he just bought the game, he can't play comp, so I'm 100% certain nobody on EU would bother to speak in QP.

Captcha: DAILY Welcome
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>>175909801
tru

>getting called mate, cunt or bruv for an entire game
>>
your emotions make you vulnerable
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>>175909763
>i'm on xbone

You've made a grave mistake.
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>>175908906
I don't know how plat is but people are so volatile, they'll throw the moment something upsets them. One particular gem was was a 13-year old sounding kid immediately talking shit to someone presumably from their previous game. He immediately trollpicked and they both argued in voice chat the entire match. Another fun experience is when a guy said we definitely weren't going to win just because we lost the first teamfight on Illios. This caused some other guy to get mad and pick torb because "Well, you said we definitely weren't going to win, so why try?".
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>>175909595
Soldier and Reaper
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>>175909801
>>175909870
not to mention the Russians and the French (good thing the latter rarely show up above diamond)
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>>175905705
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>>175909716
A Mercy's nature mate, the Widowmaker, will spend 6-9 months doting on a Mercy in between natural mating cycles. Best to follow her example and ensure your Mercy is well cared for to maximize a Mercy's affection.
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>>175909870
>OI BRUV
>WHY YOU BEIN A CUNT MATE
>YOU FAWKIN NOB'EAD
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>>175910106
>MOM! I POSTED IT AGAIN! XD
>>
What's this I'm seeing about Mercy and Roadhouse being canon?
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>>175909869
nah this kid went nuts because myself and some other guy joined late, we had no medics so i chose a medic character and the other guy chose something other than another tank. the kid started shouting at us to go tank and i just couldnt be bothered dealing with it so i quit lmao
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>>175909995
I suppose you're right.
It just hurts not seeing her with a full, round belly or being swarmed by all the children she deserves.
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>>175910185
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>>175909716
What do you care? She's running a high yellow fever.
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hours of HotS for this shit
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Post pseudonyms for Junkrat.

Trashmouse

Refusehamster

Scrapvole

Garbagegerbil
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>>175904315
Fuck Pharah
Marry Widow
Kill and Cuck TracerWidow fags

Fuck Reaper
Marry Hanzo
Kill and cuck McreeHanzo fags
>>
>>175910185
More than half a year ago someone on reddit said they emailed Blizzard about marrying Mercy and their response was that she's with Roadhog. They posted the email and you could tell they had written it themselves but a bunch of people believed it for some reason.
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>>175910185
Nothing, just the joke reply Blizzard gave to a guy asking if he could marry Mercy.

What's being implied is Genji and Mercy being the canon couple.
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>>175910185
I'll tell you. Early on someone sent an email to Blizzard support saying they had a serious problem.; They replied and the idiot wrote a long ass paragraph asking if he could have Mercy's hand in marriage and he wanted Blizzard's permission.

They replied saying she is already married to Roadhog.
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>>175910185
I guy sent Kaplan or someone at Blizzard an email asking if they could propose to Mercy.

The person said that Mercy is already spoken for, and that she is with Roadhog.
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http://i.4cdn.org/f/All%20Overwatch%20Girls%20Farting%20On%20Each%20Other.swf

With love from /f/
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>>175910372
Meanwhile what really happens...
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>>175910695
>flash
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>>175897580
rekt
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heres the email
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>>175910798
>I hope you'll continue enjoying playing with her

Saucy
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>>175910798
>decission
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>it's another 3 sniper game
>even the ana is trying to go damage
>no one switches off because 3 kills 3 minutes in is good
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>>175910531
Trash Bandicoot.
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>>175910736
cute
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>>175910531
Rubbishrodent
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>tfw no baka reaper main gf
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>>175910531
>rubbishbeaver
>dumpchipmunk
>wastegopher
>>
Genji's deflect has a slight casting time right?

This is not a case of "b-but I pressed E!!!! 1!"

I recorded my game play and the actual animation and sound plays but I still get damaged/stunned.
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Threadly reminder that Torb is for attack
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>>175911545
latency would have an effect as well
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>>175911601
Yeah and input lag from my equipment. But it seems 4/10 times my deflect fail and now I just do it a little early, and as expected, they wait for me to finish deflecting.
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>>175900789
Some very decent tracks between there anon, good stuff.
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>>175910695
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Will seeing Gabe's torn up face as Reaper make Jack breakdown and cry when he finally sees it?
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>>175911597
>see a shitty torb trying to throw down turret out in the open
>with no one pushing us or even supressing
>blow it up
>do it maybe 9-10 times before time over in dorado
>"Wow dude fuck you 76, try harding faggot"
??????
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>>175911545
It's very small, pretty much non-existent. You can get shafted if you have latency though.
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>>175897765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV_PeN8nHw0
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>>175911686
Unless you have a stupid good connection I wouldn't try to reactively deflect when you see roadhog throw the hook or mcree toss the fingerbang. In my experience by the time you see them actually do it it's already too late.
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>>175910798
CANON

WE DID IT
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>play a bunch of comp games
>Time until skill rating decay: 7 days
>later the next day
>Time until skill rating decay: 6 days
>Play 3 comp games
>Time until skill rating decay: 6 days
what the fuck?

Can I assume they're ending the season on tuesday?
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>>175911868
You can't judge all Torb's from one bad Torb.

Torb is for attack. It's an indisputable fact.
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>>175897058
yes
and they're super cute
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>>175912175
Reddit did it
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>>175896894
Pharah
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>>175912242
That pose on the bottom right....what's stopping any would-be attacker from just pivoting the recessive arm forward and slicing open the entirety of her back?
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are there any good police brutality MLG memey bullshit videos featuring cop D.VA yet?
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>>175912465
What's it like having autism?
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>>175912196
I'll bet Alexandra would make a good wife.
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>>175912593
>Alexandra

Aleksandra, bitch, don't fuck up again or ELSE.
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>>175912465
Nothing. Lightsaber choreography has been complete nonsensical ass since the prequels.
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>>175912593
>no bulge

Dropped
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>>175896578
Yes it pisses me off, simply because I know they're only doing it for attention. And it always works. Guys flock to them and suddenly no one care about the game anymore, but instead focus on impressing the girl.
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>>175912796
>replying to a 4 hour post to wahh about >M-MUH VIDEO GAMES >M-MUH BOIZ ONLY KLUB

fuck off, sperg
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Overwatch sucks. I made it to 3499 SR then lost every game after that for 4 hours straight.

Every. Single. One.

Solo Queue is impossible. You have no impact on the outcome of the match. You're at the complete mercy of Blizzard's matchmaking.

Actually, I wish that were the case... randomness. It can't be random because I lost every game for 4 hours. The statistical probability of that is impossible.

Does that mean I am the reason for the losses?
I'm the only constant in those 4 hours. But I get all golds, get play of the game, and switch heroes when things aren't working.

So that can't be it.

But then..

What is it?
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>>175905705
>

>>175906060
nice
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>>175912875
>The statistical probability of that is impossible.
No it's not.

But that being said, yeah, the matchmaking is fucking random as fuck. Why can't they be transparent about it, and also give us tools to make clans? I want to play with competent people, not some random bozos who either can't shoot, don't know what heroes to pick or simply just throw games for whatever purpose.
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>>175912875
I carry games and I'm a lower SR than you. Pick a dps and carry with damage. It pretty much always works. And if someone counters you, it's simply, pick a counter for them.

Dps is always the way to go in solo queue. You can't depend on your teammate who will always have variety in skill. It's just impossible to work with.
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I want to murder all widow mains
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>>175912875
Your first mistake was continuing to play after your first, or second loss. If you lose a game, take a fucking break. You got too concerned about winning that last game to get you into masters that you shit the bed.
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waifu posts ending on odd numbers are sluts
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>>175912175
>>175912290
>gets shot down in spectacular fashion
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>>175910635
Roadhog is an insert for this fat fuck "Principal Designer". Blizzard often shows a lot with that kind of employee circle-jerk.
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>>175905705
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>>175907169
He's neural linked to the armor
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>>175913269
hey fuck you, he's the guy behind many heroes
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how do I counter this piece of shit?
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>>175912242
It's super triggering actually just because they can't seem to make up their mind about what series they want.
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>>175912875
I solo queue as Mercy. This is me. I should update this as I'm 3.9k now. I had a 3 game winstreak tonight, but its past my bedtime.
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>>175913121
I want to be a Widow main but I'm too inconsistent even though I can play other hitscan and do alright sniping in other games.
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would it work if i hoard my lootboxes for the next event
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>>175912875
Medals and PotGs can be incredibly misleading.
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>>175913379
Genji in his face, Pharah with rockets from Egypt, Widow or hanzo from 3.79 parsecs away, Mei forces him out of turret with wall, and junkrat can sometimes lob nades without getting shredded.
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I'd never played comp, my first placement was with golds/no ranks and the next 5 have been with diamonds and plats. does this mean I'm likely to get placed in plat or diamond or did I just get unlucky with placements in higher tiers?
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>>175910635
Kaplan only replied about Symmetra though.

The e-mail was replied by someone working at support.
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>>175913597
ana is a hard counter, sleep dart from across the map and he can't recon fast enough even if he sees it coming
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>>175913597
>>175913379
Sombra can hack him out of turret mode but she cant really kill him herself

Ana's sleepdart can put him down long enough for someone to get close and finish him
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i want to beat the living shit out of randoms who play orisa and manage to fuck her up constantly
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>>175913597
Sombra shenanigans.

>mfw people think Sombra isn't viable
>mfw people think Sombra isn't DPS
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>>175913521
I see people say this all of the time, but never give a reason.

>Thanks a lot Tracer for not switching, we lost because of you
>Tracer says she has all golds as we're watching her PotG
>MEDALS AND POTG MEANS NOTHING!!
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>>175913379
Genji + E
Roadhog/D.Va + shift
Widow/Hanzo + a wall
Reaper/Sombra + tele/stealth

tl;dr a brane
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>>175913609
You're probably around platinum rank, if not high gold. Thats completely average.
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>>175913716
sombra is ok if you have support there but her 1v1 bastion is suicide

>perfectly line up crits on his power thing
>he spins around and cuts you in half
>hack him out of sentry
>he either spins around adn cuts you in half or goes recon and cuts you in half

That if you get the drop on him and he doesnt hear you decloak and loudly announce you are decloaking god I fucking hate that about sombra.
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>>175912875
I've had the opposite effect. i got placed at 1616 and lost maybe 6 matches in a row and was ready to throw in the towel. Then one day i played QP for about 5 hours straight honing in on lucio/76/zarya
Went back in to comp and, over the course of a week, climbed from 1401~ all the way to 1998, and still climbing
i did it solo, i do it with stacks, i do it with duos. Granted 2k~ is nothing in the light of 3500 but its all down to mindset and willing to work with team, maybe had an actual breakup/argument with my team once, in the 1500 end
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>>175913808
medals and potg dont mean shit tho because you could have a medal while not playing towards the objective all game
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>>175913783
pblbplbplbplbplbpblpblbplbpblbplbplb
>reload
warp to teleporter, complain about lack of dps
hack healthpack
PROPOGANDA ES USELESS.

Fuck off, sombra mains.
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>>175913783
>sombra tries to play healthpack tag on the ledge in lijang arena room
>boop her off, she teleports back
>boop her back off
>SOMBRAFAG has left the game
my boop is faster than your hack puta
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>>175912875
I don't want to be that asshole but I'm sorry I have to wonder about you and your general capacity as a person in some sense just given you took a picture of your screen.
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:thinking:
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>>175913939
that's exactly what the medals mean though, at least when you're DPS
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Sombra is by far the most fun to play as if you are always the one to initiate a team fight. hacking a rein and seeing the whole team pounce and then snowball from there gets me diamonds. I just wish they were more consistent with how her hacks worked. For instance hackign tracer is almost always a death sentence for her. You can easily hack hog and mcree out of their ults. EMP wrecks shields and removes sound barrier. Mean while you can't hack soldier out his ult, nor genji. genji can still double jump while hacked. It's really inconsistent.
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What do you guys do with your leftover fast food? Do you put it in the fridge or microwave for storage for later or just throw it away?
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>>175913808
Well, think of it this way. Even if you have medals or even if you got PotG, the tide of battle never really shifted towards your favor.

Just to give an example, I was in a group with some people I knew and a random group. I had gold eliminations, healing, and objective time while a Tracer had gold in damage. The people I knew and the others did fuck all and were pretty much all over the place. Cue end of the match and no surprise we lost because besides the Tracer no one tried grouping up and one of the people I was grouped up with started bitching about the Tracer, and the Tracer started going on about golds. Then the other person I was grouped up with tried jumping on the Tracer. I told the three of them to be quiet, the medals mean shit because the group was disorganized as fuck and no one actually tried working together.
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Dark Cowboy Snake character when?
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>>175913829
>D.Va + shift

lolno
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>>175906060
those were some days man
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>>175914205
eat it and feel disgusting when you're uncomfortably full.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8K80muFdiA&t=1s

Have you guys seen this yet? It's pretty good, my favorites are

>Hanzo
>Junkrat
>Roadhog
>Tracer
>Widow
>Zenyatta
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>>175914205
eat it later. put it in the fridge, and heat it up with a small oven
never use microwaves. ever
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>>175914026
>I don't want to be that asshole but
Yes you do.

>took a picture of your screen.
Actually, it's not my image. I didn't have a screenshot as proof, so I just googled one.

>anime facial capture.gif
>general capacity as a person
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>>175900113
YOUR GONDOLAS ARE USELESS
ftfy
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>>175914309
>Everyone loves Mercy
No, people hate mercy and feel the need to get super toxic and go ultra-tilt when you get solo ulted by anyone.
>just hide when you get rez bro.
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>>175914205
>leftover fast food

Just eat it pussy. You ordered food with a shelf-life of 15 minutes, you fucking finish it.
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>>175914352
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>>175914309
most of them are spoton, in particular pharah (tribes ut2k4 here) lucio, and mccree(my sides)
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>>175914421
but fast food by design has a shelf life of all fucking day long sitting in a warming rack
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>>175914309
>>175914415
>>175914494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5G3EyGzb1E Part 2 (not as good)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy6ZpGF93kI Part 3 (pretty good)
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>>175896597
Where is this one from?
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>>175910185
Blizz makes a joke
Retards think its real
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>>175913808
Tracer is a great example actually.

I know a really really good Tracer who is just the absolute worst at target prioritization. He's really skilled technically, he can win just about any duel with anyone. But he's always away from the objective, chasing down enemies, overextending and getting into fights that he doesn't need to. Yeah, it's nice to be able to take that one enemy Hog out of the fight and constantly keep him busy, but the enemy soldier is the one that's carrying the enemy team right now.

If he had gone back to assassinate the dangerous 200 hp heroes who were dominating his team, he could have carried the game to victory.

Another problem here, is that if your team isn't communicating. Follow up on them. Genji is the best at doing this, but no Genji player in plat ever pays attention to their team and who their team members are targeting. Zen needs this too, it's always better for Zen to just look at who the team's dps is targeting and discord that target instead of discording someone else.
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>>175905705
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>>175914671
>be McCree
>enemy Tracer making my life absolute hell
>still win because she can't do anything but kill me 1v1
>she gets potg
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>>175914584
>I like to see the fear in my enemy's eyes before I shoot them in the fucking head
Kek nailed it.
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>>175914789
Ana?
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>>175914116
>>175913939
>>175913808
>>175914206
>>175914671
>ult and get a quad kill on cap during overtime to save us from losing and we use that to turn it into a win
>potg goes to our junkrat who ulted and killed two people that were nowhere near objective

The more and more i play the more and more the whole fucking potg system infuriates me
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>>175914584
>that mccree one in part 2
every damn time
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Who was the most autistic person you've ever played with?

>starts the match saying he wish he could play with 6 clones of himself so he would have a team he could depend on
>girl gets on VC
>guy flips out and insult her all match
>blames everyone else for when he dies
>first one dead in team fights due to a genji when he's 76
>acts like it was a complete blowout when we held them off right before dorado second and they managed to push it in during OT
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>>175914584
>tfw lucio in part 3
so true, but it feels so fucking good
>>
How would you rank the legendary skins for each hero (or a few heroes, if you'd prefer only doing a few.)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tenhPHytX1U

Have you guys seen this one yet?
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>>175915245
Orisa's legendaries are garbage. Her default variants are much better
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>>175914584
>part 3 76, tornbjorn
preach it
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>>175896673
Sombra would be raven claw more than slytherin
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>>175915245
>Genji
Oni > Blackwatch > Nomad > Sparrow > Bedouin > Young Genji
>McCree
Blackwatch > Riverboat > Mystery Man > Gambler > Vigilante
>Pharah
Raindancer > Raptorion > Mechaqueen > Thunderbird > Security Chief
>Reaper
Nevermore > Pumpkin > Mariachi > Plague Doctor > El Blanco > Blackwatch Reyes
>S76
Night Ops: 76 > Stunt Rider: 76 > Daredevil: 76 > Strike-Commander Morrison > Commando: 76
>Sombra
Augmented > Los Muertos > Azucar > Cyberspace
>Tracer
Cadet Oxton > Mach T > T.Racer > Slipstream > Punk > Sprinter > Ultraviolet > Track and Field > Jingle

>Bastion
Antique > Gearbot > Woodbot > Steambot > Overgrown
>Hanzo
Lone Wolf > Okami > Young Master > Young Hanzo
>Junkrat
Dr. Junkenstein > Hayseed > Scarecrow > Jester > Fool
>Mei
Rescue Mei > Luna > Mei-rry > Firefighter > Chang'e > Abominable > Yeti Hunter
>Torbjorn
Santaclad > Barbarossa > Deadlock > Chief Engineer Lindholm > Blackbeard > Chopper > Ironclad
>Widowmaker
Huntress > Talon > Odette > Noire > Comtesse > Odile

>D.Va
Police Officer > B.Va > Palanquin > Junebug > Scavenger > Junker
>Orisa
Null Sector > Dynastinae > Megasoma > Carbon Fiber > Protector
>Reinhardt
Blackhardt > Balderich > Bloodhardt > Wujing > Stonehardt > Lionhardt > Greifhardt
>Roadhog
Mako > Junkenstein's Monster > Toa > Sharkbait > Islander
>Winston
Explorer > Yeti > Frogston > Safari > Undersea > Wukong
>Zarya
Weightlifter > Champion > Arctic > Siberian Front > Industrial > Cybergoth

>Ana
Captain Amari > Wasteland > Horus > Wadjet
>Lucio
Ribbit > Seleção > Hippityhop > Striker > Slapshot > Breakaway
>Mercy
Witch > Combat Medic Ziegler > Devil > Valkyrie > Sigrun > Imp
>Symmetra
Goddess > Devi > Vishkar > Architect
>Zenyatta
Nutcracker > Sunyatta > Ifrit > Sanzang > Djinnyatta > Ra
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>>175905705
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>>175915237
I don't remember to many specific incidents but one time we had a very obvious thrower playing offensive torb on kings row payload without using his turret ever. I carried the team as Mercy solo healer and the whole team admitted it except him and then at the end I got play with a quad res and he said something belittling to me. Wasn't really that autistic but that dude had to have been 12 years old.
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>>175914584
the torb one
>I gave my team 50 armor packs but they still want me to switch
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>>175915245
Winston:

Yeti>Explorer>Wukong>Frogston>Safari>Undersea

Torbjorn

Barbosa>Santaclad>Deadlock>Blackbeard>Cheif Engineer>Chopper>Ironclad

Mei:

Yeti Hunter>Change'e>Luna>Firefighter>Mei-rry>Abominable>Rescue Mei

How shit is my taste?
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>>175915237
>first one dead in team fights due to a genji when he's 76
You say it as if it's weird that Genji can beat Soldiers.
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>>175900113
PROPAGANDA IS USELESS
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>>175915237
A Genji onetrick, but someone else took his instalock, so he went pistol Mercy spamming "Hello" all match. He didn't even ask if the other guy could switch and he was duo-queueing with a Hanzo main.
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>>175915365
Why such a gap between Balderich and Greifhardt?
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>>175915770
I thought thats what she says too
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>>175915802
It's literally one of the worst skins in the game, right there with Zarya's goth ones. It's probably the green, just an ugly shade.
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>>175915365
Why's Yeti Hunter so low, and lower than Abominable?
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>>175896767
whose toes blue suckin
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>>175915872
I kind of like it. Makes him look like a Dark Souls boss.
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>>175915872
Is that why you also ranked Overgrown as the worst Bastion skin?
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>>175896767
I'm not into feet but goddamn that looks nice. Seems like blender rendering.
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>>175915981
anon hates vegetables
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>>175915981
No, his other ones are just more aesthetically pleasing.
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>>175915365
I was agreeing a lot until I got to the supports.
>Goddess Symmetra being that high
>Striker Lucio that low
>Ra being the worst Zen skin

No.
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>>175915872
Personally my only problem with that skin and the other one like it is that the mace/hammer hybrid thing looks kinda weird and it might've worked better with a more regular looking mace.
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>>175916139
I mean... you honestly think these are better?
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>>175915365
Personally I prefer Sharkbait to Mako. The colour scheme just feels more piratey.
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>>175915245
I prefer epic skins on the vast majority of the cast. The colour schemes are usually nice and they don't drastically change the character's design.
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>>175914919
No
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>>175915929
If he was silent it'd be an amazing skin but he still sounds like an energetic German man so it ruins the nice motiff it has. Like Orisa's Null Sector skin looking like a cool killer robot but having that awful voice
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>>175904580
I use 800 dpi and 5 sens and that works for me, but once I get more desk space, I could drop down to around 4 or 3, I think. Just play what feels comfortable.
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>>175916236
Ah, Young Ana wearing her Overwatch uniform.
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>>175916226
Not him, but Utopaea is OBJECTIVELY the best skin and all the legendaries are garbage
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>>175915365
What's with Djinnyatta being so low? Don't you like the bracelets? Or cuffs, or whatever they're called.
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>>175905705
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Quiet skin for Ana/wideumaekur when?
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>>175897181
is amelie 180cm? because tracer looks like a foot smaller
she's also at the perfect height to be comforted between those tits
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>>175916242
Or how Young Ana still sounds like a 60 year old woman?
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Here's what I learned:
>snipers are easy prey
>defense Sombra shits on attack Sombra
>no one plays Sombra, seriously like 1/100
>Sombra's right click is the best right click in the game, rivaled only by defense matrix and Rein shield
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>>175916242
>Orisa
>Awful voice

How can people have taste this shit?
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>>175916653
Orisa is adorable.
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>>175912875
The one role that most people in competitive suck as is also the role that everyone wants to play as and is the role that is hardest to play well.

That is DPS. It doesn't take a genius to heal with mercy or tank with Rein but it does take competent skills and a little bit of thought into being a DPS in order to carry to win a game. Burst down enemy shields, shoot the pharah, aim for the healers, track who has ultimates and shoot them down early, burst down the tanks and more.

At lower levels most people both suck at aiming and shooting and just leave enemies to run away with a slither or life for their healers to heal them back up again. Play DPS and you can carry most games.
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>>175916645
Defense is inherently easier than attack, and defense heroes are strangely better on attack than on defense, and vise versa
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>>175914584

>the Sombra in part 2

EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>175916653
Her voice is fine, I just find it very ill-fitting with her Null Sector skin

>>175916645
>Widowmakers are easy prey
Ftfy and even then she has wallhacks so she shuts So,bra down for the duration
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>>175916717
Absolutely. She is too good for this game. It's a shame Blizzard hates her

>>175916767
I don't even like her null sector skin because it doesn't fit with her voice
>>
W-Why do I keep getting headshots with horsepussy?
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>>175916767
Yeah, Widow and Hanzo hard counter Sombra. But they're easy to play around. Keep in mind Sombra has the second hardest headbox after Ana.
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>>175916826
Because thats the only way to actually deal any damage so you naturally adjust
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>>175916830
>widow and hanzo hardcounter sombra

I cannot think of a single point in the game that doesn't have multiple avenues for sombra to move through and hanzos spotting arrow can only cover one at a time with a huge cooldown. widow has to use a short lived ult just to stop one part of sombras kit for a whole 10 seconds or however long.
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>>175916393
>there are people that actually believe this
>>
Why are there two threads
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>>175917000
K. What I meant is that 1 hit kill heroes counter Sombra. Sombra can definitely call out where Sonar arrows are and when Widow ult is. Doesn't change the fact that Sombra can't kill Hog, Widow and Hanzo as fast as they can kill her.
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>>175916393
Regal > Utopaea
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>>175917142
*wrong*

Though I do like the blue thigh highs
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>>175915370
Nice Symmetra pick, but he asked to post your mains without posting your mains.
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>>175910481
>hours

You're not good at video games, are you?
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>>175917139
So what? That's like saying widow and hanzo are hard counters for any hero with <300hp because they can oneshot. Sombra does potentially 480 damage with her gun. TTK is obviously left wanting but if you get the drop on any 200hp hero and you are gettign crits you can still wipe them out before they can properly react. Both hanzo and widow would be lucky to get a single charge shot off at sombra before they die.
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If Blizzard got the OK from Marvel and/or DC to make skins of their characters. Who do you guys think would be who?
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>have a main in GM that I tryhard in all my games
>have a smurf that I only ever DPS on regardless of the team comp
>shit up diamond/master games, the most toxic bracket to be stuck in
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>>175917527
yeah dude, Widow and Hanzo would never aim a charged shot at a Sombra translocator :)
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>have to play Heroes for a the new skin

What is next? Warcraft? Diablo?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>GM matches are just which team presses W harder than the other or which Rein stares harder at the other
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>it's another "Zarya never uses her ult because she can't grab the ENTIRE team with it" game
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>>175917617
Captain 76
Iron Pharah
Thor Reinhardt
Ultron Zenyatta

Those are a few that come to mind
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>>175917746
>sniper hero camping a translocater out of the way focusing all their attention on it

tell me more of you amazing sombra countering techniques that also have a wide ranging impact on your team
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>>175917975

Does your cat has autism too?
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>>175917527
>if you get the drop on any 200hp hero and you are gettign crits

Unless you're playing in <1k SR where no one knows whats going on around them, the enemy you "got the drop on" will instantly turn to you and deal FAR more than 480 damage in the time it takes you to deal fatal damage to ANYONE.

>hanzo
What is scatter arrow?
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>>175917975
This is funny because I sometimes throw my translocator in the middle of the next team to make them think I'm gonna use it for an EMP, instead I just made them paranoid for 15 seconds. This usually helps us win the shield battle
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>>175917824
Playing Heroes again and winning 20 ranked matches for the Mercy skin because they're bound to put her in HOTS 2.5.
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>>175918127
You don't need to loudly decloak 3 meters behind the enemy to get the drop on them
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>>175918421
So you kill people who don't bother turning around when your screen goes completely red and the game says HEY YOU'RE TAKING DAMAGE, TURN AROUND?
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>>175918575
holy shit I'm saying that sombra can definitely kill 200hp heros, with crits your TTK can easily be around 1 second, maybe 2. I'm not saying sombra is going to 1v1 and dominate my original point is hanzo and widow are not hard counters to a sombra, not by a long shot.
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so I just got 80 elims in a single comp match which leads me to this whats the most amount of elims you guys got in single comp match
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>>175918832
Usually if you're getting that high you played 5 games of king of the hill

Usually thats the average for an DPS
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>15% reduced damage on orisa's gun

holy fuck why

I don't even play her but she doesn't seem that strong
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>>175897765
>listening to music while playing a multiplayer game
Guess that is why I'm the only who instantly knows where are the flanks coming from.

Reinhardt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

Lucio
>anything but Jet Set Radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYtlwsy_xio

Pharah/Mercy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc6TYOBRoC8
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>>175918769
>hanzo
>not a hard counter to sombra

SCATTER ARROW.
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>>175918991
Because Blizzard is stupid
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sombra is fucking useless trash and I love how these autists carry on their delusion that's she's anything other than a novelty pick by continually discussing irrelevant parts of her game
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>>175918991
Because 0.5% of people are able to 1v1 flankers with her and that's absolutely unacceptable.
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>>175918832
A buddy of mine got 85 kills as Winston on Oasis a few weeks ago, was pretty neat
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>>175918991
Because I killed a Pharah with her once
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>>175919156
It's funny because I can actually kill Pharah and Genji pretty consistently thanks to Halt but now Blizzard thinks that completely unacceptable I won't be able to do that anymore because DPS complain they died to the weakest tank
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>>175918991
The actual reason they listed was because she tore down barriers too quickly and dealt to much damage to tanks because they both are easy to hit.
She was literally the answer to the tank meta that Sombra was supposed to be and they removed that from her. This is how the game was intended to be played.
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>>175896673
>mercy
>hufflepuff

horse cock
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>>175919104
Just like how McCree is trash but people can still win with them anyway. The current game is in a place where a third of the roster is subpar, but not bad enough to be utterly useless like some pre-buff heroes.

As long as someone can still win at least 50% of their matches by maining a certain hero, said hero is not useless.
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>>175918991
because she was replacing junkrat in bronze as the "hold m1 while pointing at choke" character
the fact that they didnt bother fixing anything else about her weapon demonstrates pretty clearly that they could give a fuck if tanks are getting kills, they just want her to be a shieldbot
and frankly its not like the damage was doing her good anyway, it did nothing but bust barriers, even without that change shes still terrible
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>Try some QP
>My team is the special eds
>Enemy has comp meta all gold weapons 5 man premade

Stay in your containment zone
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>>175913414
>play since day one
>almost 2000 hours in the game
>never play mercy because she seems useless aside from a great rez here and there
>low-mid plat shitter for life
>forced solo heal lately
>decide to don't give a shit and play Mercy
>mid diamond in a night
What have i done with my life
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>>175919324
>Wow this tank does too much damage to tanks
>lets nerf her
>Roadhog who?
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>>175919136
I saw a console clip from youtube where a guy had 130 on control center.
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> Kill Reinhardt as Orisa and he switches to Orisa for the rest of the match
> Kill the same Reinhardt as Winston and he switch to Winston for the rest of the match
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>>175918991
Blizz devs got mad at Uprising Orisa bots and nerfed her damage.
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>queue with 2-3 other people for QP
>queue takes more than 3 minutes to find game
>get put against high plats and diamonds
>team is a hodge-podge of unranked-to 2.5k SR

Why does this game shit the bed when you try to play as a group? Every fucking game I play with a party has been like this, the game itself just has no idea what the fuck to do matchmaking-wise, and it almost always ends in a complete stomp.
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>>175896216
>>175896067
The odds are pretty high if you're high rank as the pool of players gets smaller and smaller
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>>175919324
And what about everybody else dealing too much damage to her gigantic frame? The survivability of every other tank is several seconds under concentrated fire. Orisas survivability is 0.0000001 miliseconds in 1v1
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>>175919324
>roadhog is totally fine though
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>>175919609
I hate those players that try one-upping you like that. Them they send a message claiming to be better than you. Yeah, it's not like you weren't getting healing during our duels
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If the leaked Doomfist stuff is real, I would NEED A VOICE LINE FOR HIS ULT SAYING BIONIC ARM WHEN HE USES IT!
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>>175919564
>he just figured out healsluts vomit points

Did you think we like doing it because of your big, throbbing DPS?
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>>175919651
When matchamikng takes too long I know I will get fucked. I was put up with people in less than ten seconds yesterday and every match was fair. Then it took 2+ minutes to find one and it was a stomp.
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>>175919651
The game's matchmaking shits itself at late night
>solo queue in Arcade
>get matched against 6 stack of masters and gms
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>>175905705
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>>175919846

Zarya?
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>>175919609
>keep killing the enemy widow on Ilios: Ruins
>"fuck this game, you're not even good"
>ragequits
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>>175919651
I have the strangest boner.
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>>175919742
lol it's because Roadhog can't protect himself from damage
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>>175919609
>kill hanzo as genji
>he switches to genji
>we are physically incapable of attacking anything else while having each other in sight

man on man, ninja to ninja in a heated rivalry is honestly why I keep playing this game
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>>175919890
not without the rest of his team he can't
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>>175919808

It is reference to this moment here: https://youtu.be/_GDH0Ylp7bc?t=400
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>>175919879
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>>175919814
Actually I played Tanks and healers for most of the time because if 'im not then nobody will do.

But yeah now I'm starting to understand why we always have a Mercy without any complaints.
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>>175919890
to be fair roadhog doesn't have as big of a functional range with his gun but it's still retarded and has the same "problem" as orisa in that he melts barriers and does retarded damage to tanks
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>>175919915
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mjjkHg5FOhk
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>>175919990
Yeah but Orissa has a glaring weakness to flankers who can kill and feed out charge from her. Roadhog can one-shot them
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>>175919915
>tfw more than half the time I'm stuck in a 1v1 against a flanking Genji while trying to stop him from ganking my team's healers
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>>175920030
thanks lad it's been a long while
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>>175920124
Something something ninja way
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>>175919962
Anon pls. Pls. I can only get so erect.
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>>175920179
dattebayo!
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>>175920110
Forgot to mention that I'm playing Genji and I'm facing against Genjis.
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>>175919609
>playing Pharah
>the enemy McRee is really, REALLY bad
>target him all match
>he switches to Pharah in the next round
>our S76 constantly deletes him
>he rage quits by 3rd round

I actually felt a little bad. But its fun to bully.
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>>175896067
You can make an infinite amont of new accounts on PS4 and Xbox One in minutes. A single copy of the game works with every single one and the online supscription (XBL Gold, PSN+) works too.

So basically you only need to buy the $60 game (only the origins edition is available on console) and and pay the yearly fee ($50 can be much cheaper on key sites) and you can make 123456789 free new accounts every day which are all new users to the statistic.
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>>175920110
Mamoru your healers man
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>>175920274
>iza! jinjō ni shōbu!
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>>175919808
and every time you use it it makes marn cry wherever he is
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>your JR is talking shit
>while being a JR
>on offense
>in kings row
>against symm/mcree/rein and bastion
>He's been platinum for 3 seasons
Is JR the new Hanzo?
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Anyone got that image of DVA taking a selfie in front of the black lives matter rally
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>>175920409
>JR

Is this a new word you little negros are using now?
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>>175919324
>it takes Orisa around 14 seconds on Live to shoot Rein's shield down solo
>around 6 secs to take down an enemy Orisa shield
>and about 4 seconds to shoot down a Winston shield by herself
>somehow her gun does too much damage at 144dps and her gun is slow as shit with a long reload time(2.5 secs) that reloads slower than Bastion's Sentry form (2 sec)
Blizz devs make the weirdest decisions.
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>>175919964
Frankly, if you aren't already in a static with a good tank and healer, you're already fucked because of how hard they're pushing the comp scene (I can't just join a 32 man server and dick around, I gotta at least be cannon fodder for srs bsns tryhards if I wanna play at all?). All the good cooperative players interested in continuing to play this game are already in statics, so matchmaking queues will always pair you with people who think they can just switch to that one "overpowered" hero they're pretty good with and singlehandedly dominate the other team if their defensive D.Va attempt doesn't pan out.
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>>175920468
JR is Junkrat, anon.
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>>175920564
no one uses JR for junkrat anon. Just type it out like a big boy
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>typing JR instead of junkrat
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>>175920409

>JR

BAH GAHD

No seriously who the fuck says JR
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>>175913120
>Dps is always the way to go in solo
>You can't depend on your teammate

but all that leads to is every single shitter out there thinking they need to be the big DPS carry. Yet if they were able to carry they would not be a shitter in the first place. Yet being they are a shitter, at a shitter SR, they now start to think it's due to not playing the DPS role. So the go DPS to carry but of course they are still a damn shitter.

So here comes the DPS x4 teams of shitters in crap SR who still can't kill anyone. I see it all the time in QP where my mind can't even process how bad gold and low plat players are at DPS. All trying to carry, all doing jack shit nothing.

If you don't have the skill set, you don't have the skill set. So play a different role
>muh carry!!
>I have to be DPS!!
>PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
>no one dies
>muh carry!!
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>>175920698
Junkrat
Junk
Trashmouse
Garbagerodent
Wastemurine
Dumpvermin
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Male/female option/skins when?
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>>175915365
Oni is the absolute most pleb skin in the game
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>>175920842
After Valve releases alternate female TF2 classes for the ten year anniversary later this year.
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>>175920602
Oh, I always do! I was just explaining what it meant.
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> Literally had a Bastion acting like hotshit and saying he required aim to play
When do I get out of gold
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>>175920784
Hey guess what. Did you realize you can actually tell if you're carrying or not when you press tab? I'm not talking about medals, I mean final blows. If you can't rack up a gold medal in eliminations and have that number be nearly the same as your final blows, you are not carrying.
And if that's the case, you shouldn't solo queue. Carrying a team is the only way to stay consistent with solo queue. Sure you will lose sometimes, but you will lose far less if the game depends on your own skill instead of relying on the team.

And it's not just kills either it's also survivability. And usually that means living entirely off health packs because whoever is healing is likely incompetent too. So that means you also need very good map awareness. No one said carrying was easy or possible for everyone. That's why you can form teams with other people.
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>>175920842
>Wanting fem anything
>giving blizz the green light to let SJW's in
no thx

>>175920698
>I can not into hypocorism and/or acronyms
LMAO@U
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>>175920842
not soon enough imo
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>>175920995
Nevuh evuh
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>>175920995
when you realize everyone requires aim to play you stupid fucking shitter
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someone pls make an overwatch version of this
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>>175921149
>Trying to surpass perfection
>>
how do i kill phraha
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So how does this skins event work?

I download HOTS, find someone to friend/party with (I assume there's a public/regional chat like in Dota 2), play what, 15 games for both skins?
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>>175921149
>this gif is over 12 years old
>>
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I had a screenshot of playing with Sylphea and his ridiculous border, but it didn't capture me holding tab for some reason

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>175920995
When u l2aim
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>>175921283
Sylphea is a girl irl. She streams on twitch and she's nothing but a whiny cunt who literally just plays OW full time and constantly rages/throws games when being an autistic Mercy main becomes too much for her.
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>>175921350
I think I've only ever heard her mentioned in passing here. That border just rocked my world
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>>175921181
>not trying to break the limits to achieve a higher greatness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1Vm7-PXttk
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>>175921216
Mcree, 76, zarya, WM, Hanzo, Ana
Use one of these (in greater to lesser order of usefulness) and aim for the head
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>>175921384
Foolishness. That gif is gold in pixelated form. Any attempt to replicate or exceed it will result in a hollow imitation.
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>>175921381
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/career/pc/us/Sylphea-1120

>that skill to playtime ratio
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Paladins is so much better
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>>175919790
>Yeah, it's not like you weren't getting healing during our duels
This happens to me so many fucking times.
Including genjis who hop on my mccree ass as soon as i'm busy 1v1 someone.
>ha, shitter can't 1v2 a deflecting genji and a roadhog :^)
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>>175921216
Sniping with Widowmaker or Hanzo would be the quickest, but the hardest, then there's McCree, Soldier, Ana.

Winston, D.va, and Genji can get to Pharah's height and be able to fuck her shit up.
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It's open beta anniversary lads
One year since I started playing Overwatch
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>>175921508
>not believing in Tyrone
>thinking you can't make gold into diamonds
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>>175921719
Anon watch this video:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?ebc=ANyPxKrviRNPd_UxdzGfkaW3zC0BEbVjMt8kNtNbWR6_kfpqt3wkyoavLxwRVpNx-da-R1Z2WAgB&v=CCO3hTCRFYc
The images in this video came from the same goldmine that gif of yours came from. The anon /co/ are attempting to replicate those episode reactions with the new season of Samurai Jack. They have the framework, but their work lacks the essence of what made the original so good. It tries too hard, it trades small simple edits for drawing out exactly what happens in each episode. It isn't clever, it is a soulless shadow of what once was. I see you going down the same path those /co/ anons are traveling down, and I have to stop you. I don't want this to be the end of you.
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>check security camera on Dorado
>Junkrat and Roadhog's models are ripped right from pic related, just with the placards taken out
Blizzard, please.
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>>175922138
Those edits are ten times better than that shitty video you posted over the pleb filter anime of 7 years ago, though.
Stop being blinded by nostalgia, it's bad and you should feel bad.
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>wait 6 minutes for a game that lasts 1 minute 30 seconds

"""""matchmaking"""""" is a joke
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>>175921216
step 1) be mccree
step 2) hold down m1
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>>175922405
These are silver strats, here are the plat strats:
step 1) Be McCree
Step 2) Move your crosshair over to where Pharah is on your screen
Step3) tap M1
Step 4) Complain about lag to your team when you can't kill her
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I love playing widow on ruins so much
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>>175919324
>>175920516
It's pretty clear at this point that Orisa was just a tickbox for a content release and Blizzard have no idea what the fuck to do with her.
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seriously though

it's 20XX

why does hanjo use bow and arrows
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When you fall out of Master after reaching 3980 just a few days before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJjnbhSTuqQ
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>>175921017
>Did you realize you can actually tell if you're carrying or not when you press tab?

That changes nothing about the issue of people thinking they now need to go DPS and carry when lacking the skills to do so. It's how teams in low ranks end up with a bunch of DPS and maybe one support and no tanks. Then lose anyways.

Game has been out for a year and any decent player has been able to break into at least 3k by now, playing any role they want, or they flat out lack the skills needed to carry a game. So I don't get this advice that shitters need to just go DPS and carry out.

if they could do that, if they could hit tab and see blah blah blah they would NOT be in a shit tier now. They can't do it, but if they keep getting feed this BS that DPS it the only way out. So they get x4 DPS teams, who all suck at DPS. Ya know, being they are shitters.
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>>175922734
>MUH TRADITIONS
>MUH HONOR
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>>175922664
they're aware reinhardt is a too strong a pick compared to the other tanks but they don't have the heart to do what's needed because he's too popular
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>>175922807
>Game has been out for a year and any decent player has been able to break into at least 3k by now, playing any role they want, or they flat out lack the skills needed to carry a game.

What is the logic in this when 95% of the community has not breached 3k
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>How predictable! Such unsophisticated taste.
this always sounds like a katana obsessed /jp/ neckbeard to me
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>>175922839
Well they need to get the balls to rip away his fucking ultimate. The strongest barrier carrier in the game should not also have the strongest CC.
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>>175898827
>Throw spear at enemy
>100 Damage (if headshot)
>Teleport to spear (kind of like in Final Fantasy 15)
>hit enemy on close range with spear for 50 Damge / hit
>After the kill, throw spear up in the sky
>Teleport high into the air
>use "Meteor" ability -fall on enemies head for 125 Damage.
>Throw spear away to get out and recover
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>>175922953
nothing

poster is not aware of how elo style rating systems work
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>>175919651
>Regularly get matched against Masters and GMs in QP, and have been matched up with T500s on several occasions.
>Am ranked 2380 in comp

QP shouldn't have an MMR system. What's the point of having a non-comp mode if you're gonna rank the players behind the scenes anyway?
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>>175923020
Don't play PTR at 2AM.
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>>175896948
Never t. confusion
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>guy in 3v3 spamming chat about how easy roadhog is
>he's semi-competent and roadhog is in fact easy, so we cant do anything about it
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>the absolute state of gercy shippers
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>>175922980
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>>175923224
>you can't even have a single comic panel without non-white people in it anymore
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>>175923020
qp matches would be of lower quality then
you should have at least the option to get ranked based on your qp mmr rather than on your previous season sr once a year
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>>175923224
I'm confused here. What exactly are you trying to say here?
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>lose 5 or 6 games without winning even once
>multiple nights in a row
>lost 400SR so far

Fuck this fucking fuck.
>>
>Orisa being a shitty cluster fuck of hero ideas
>Zarya being a fat DPS
>Roadhog being a fatter DPS
>Winston being a fragile harass class
>Dva being a worse Winston
>Reinhardt being A tier since launch

What does blizzard define as a Tank? Just high health?
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>>175923349
that 5 foot transsexual is a gercy shipper
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>people actually ENJOY playing reinhardt

It's a shame that the most boring character in the game is so useful. Mercy is uninteresting as fuck too, but at least the likes of Ana, Lucio and Zenyatta are all better than her. Reinhardt is starting to be picked less, but that still doesn't mean he's replaceable. The drones at Blizzard still don't know what the fuck to do about it either, other than "Duuuuuuhhhm, just give Orisa more shields or something".

Bravo Jeff
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>>175923282
actually you can
just ignore that one crying faggot
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>>175923224
>artist avatar is a fat beige thing with a bad haircut make an LOLRANDOM face
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>>175923383
>Just high health?
Pretty much.
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>>175923383
>low IQ pleb has to think of everything in categories
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>>175923383

Being capable of defending your teammates while having a high health pool.

Every tank other than Roadhog fulfill both to some capacity.
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>>175923224

Man I'm probably ultra-SJW by your average 4chan standards but this is ridiculous. Especially when you're complaining about Overwatch of all fucking things
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>>175923383
damage mitigation
which all of those but roadhog have
>>
qc beta is live again
>tfw enjoying ow, tf2 and qc and don't have enough time to play them all
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>team can't deal with a Symmetra episode
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>>175923383
The 4 categories mean nothing and only cause butthurt. If Blizzard knew what they were doing (kek), then they will get rid of them by the end of the year.
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>>175923383
>D.va
>being similar to WInston in any way.
Confirmed bronze
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>>175923538
the beam is loud as hell and people are still ignoring it trying to kill that lucio until they are directly targeted by it
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>>175923571
then your gold friends wouldn't be able to come up with working comps at all
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>>175923409

>The strongest shield in the game
>The strongest ultimate in the game
>Gargantuan melee hitbox which is basically Winston lightning but better in every way
>Charge utility with luck based hitboxes

I am so fucking sick of him. This game revolves around reinhardt too much.
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>>175923504
>Man I'm probably ultra-SJW by your average 4chan standards
No wonder this thread is always shit.
>>
>>175923224
Hang on, so they reblogged a shitpost without saying anything negative or positive about it?

What does that have to do with your green text?
>>
>>175923383
>Dva being a worse Winston
This is going to sound like an insult, but I'm genuinely curious: what rank are you in that Dva is considered worse than Winston. Winston is universally considered worse than Dva in every way and I've literally never heard anyone in any rank say otherwise.
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>>175923594

u said thng i dont like

dirt rank afirmed
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>>175923224
>make a similar comment about black people
>get fired from your job, branded a criminal and get your picture posted by major news outlets and you will never enjoy life again while constantly getting death threats.

Racism against white people isn't real guys!
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>>175923621
>LE GOLD XDD
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>>175923538
>turn around to deal with symmetra
>her hitbox is tiny and she's leaping around like she got a promotion at the call center
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>>175923409
I like to play him since day one. I can pretend I'm big and strong. I'm always useful. Dat feel when pin hits right. Dat feel when firestrike hits right. DAT feel when earthshatter hits right.
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>>175923594
well the old dva kind of was if you played her that way

it's not really viable anymore though, even in gold/plat where it used to work (can't speak for higher because I'm shit)
>>
>play hitscan on toaster
>capped at 30 fps
>all the shots I know I hit misses
>any higher fps will get BSOD
>upgraded rig
>120 fps
>can click heads easily left and right
>just hit diamond with mccree
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>>175923694

Diamond.
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>>175923640
this general is pretty much a reddit exclave. blame youtubers and their ebin 4chan leaks.
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>>175923313
>QP matches would be of lower quality then

Having a mix of good and bad players is way more fun and interesting than the schlammfest it is now.
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>>175923710
be mad somewhere else you underage faggot
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>>175923704

I don't think you get what racism is in this context.
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>>175923594
What? They're both marketed as backline harassing tanks, just Winston does it a lot better and Dva has more utility as a DM slut.

To say there's nothing comparable between then is retarded.
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>>175923717
I really want to get bullied by a beautiful, elegant and soulless girl but at the same time I'm scared shitless of her beam.
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>The biotic grenade has still not been nerfed
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>>175923409
>Mercy is uninteresting as fuck too
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>>175923751
Weird, I've played in the high plat, low diamond area for a long time and honestly I've only been hearing good things about monkey just recently.
Did he get buffed or something?
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>>175923401
And what does that have to do with anything other than you being triggered?
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>>175923696
You're that one shitter that is constantly in these threads making the same comment every time. Off yourself you useless fuck. At least play the fucking game instead of circlejerking in threads all day.

>>175923726
I'm a top 500 D.va one trick my dude. And I can tell you right now that she never played like Winston, ever. WInston's job is to engage teamfights and rush into the backline while D.va's job is staying with her team/on the objective protecting teammates from hooks/ults and charging after out of position squishies/punishing Hog/killing an out of position Rein. She never engages the team fight, she manages it and picks off low health enemies while looking out for enemy ults/heals/damage to deny. The only role they have in common jumping Widow.
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>>175923910
but it has
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>>175923939

Monkey has always seen play at really high levels but his shield just recently got a CD buff so he's 5% easier to use now so I guess that's something.
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>>175923756
>go look at the ow leddit
>every thread is full of underage faggots going "hey guis I heard this super cool and totally legit rumor on the 4chens, I'm one of the cool 4chen anons, look at me"
sounds about right.
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>>175923978

You're the same shitter making the same non argument and getting blown the fuck out every time. Quit being a childish embarrassment calling anything you don't like bronze.
>>
>>175923947
where am i triggered? just pointing it out
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>>175923640
you already know it's going to be bad when it's a nigger OP
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>>175923756
I came from Reddit because I heard there are so many epic leaks that people post here xD I wish people were friendlier though and that they didn't sexualize OW girls so much.

seriously though, australians are very rude, with an inferiority complex and junkrat should be deleted as punishment.
>>
>>175924023
You call
"u sad thing lol wood rank xD" blowing me the fuck out?
Are you underage or just fucking retarded?
>>
>>175923978
Yeah that's probably why I dropped to silver in this season. I used to think I enjoyed playing dva. But she's just a squishy DM dispenser.

I decided to drop her for rein / zarya / winston instead and I'm climbing again
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Why are you so angry?
Why are you so angry?
Why are you so angry?
Why are you so angry?
Why are you so angry
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>>175923816
>LE UNDERAGE AND GOLD XDD

I can give you (You)s all day friend.
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>>175924024
>where am i triggered?
>makes some greentext about gercy shippers and a screenshot where there's nothing that can even be called drama in it
Sure m8?
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>>175924056
No, anon! Australians are nice and Junkrat is a pure and good boy who just needs to be loved!
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let's settle this once and for all
what's the best color for crosshairs?
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>>175924001
>go look at the ow leddit
>it's a plethora of highlights, petitions and fanart which makes this general seem decent in comparison
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>>175924176
>Sure m8?

positive, you seem very inquisitive though, did i ruffle some feathers?
>>
>>175924152 (You)
>>175924023 (You)
>>175923696 (You)
>>175923710 (You)
>>
>>175924265
Green contrasts the best in the most situations.
>>
>>175924176
>pointing out retarded shit to laugh at it is "triggered"

Better go brush up on your encyclopedia dramatica memes, you professional semen collector
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anons, do think i will make it to plat this season?
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>>175924265
Default, unless you're an autistic esports faggot with room full of gaming peripherals.
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Genji can double jump over Rein's shatter now
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>>175924338
If you believe you will. I climbed 1100 SR from high gold into master this season.
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>>175923978
you mean dvas role isn't to play her as dps, only use matrix to protect herself and complain about how you have 4 golds while being responsible for your team getting fucked by the ults you fed??
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>>175924357
Still pushing it, to be honest.
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>>175924385
If your D.va has four golds that means your DPS isn't doing shit and you should be embarrassed. D.va's damage output is pathetic. However if D.va's damage blocked isn't at least half of her damage dealt your D.va is playing her wrong. Also 4-6 deaths a match is the maximum your D.va should have. ANy more and she is feeding ult.
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>>175924287
No, just curious about how you took a shit post from tumblr and somehow tried to make out some drama out of it. You know, kind of like if you had your feathers ruffled then point out something that had nothing to do with anything. The post itself doesn't really have anything kekworthy other than "WHITEZ".
>>
>>175924230
>boy
he is 25
>>
>>175924380
WTF this is the nicest thing i have read on 4chan i was excepting "YOU GOLD SCRUB GET OF MY THREAD" and shit.
On the other hand, thank you. I have been spamming Roadhog and been carrying games with him.
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>>175924521
He's also like 6'8".
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>>175923621
(You)
>>175923816 (You)
>>175924301
(You)
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>>175924056
>and that they didn't sexualize OW girls so much
>>
Does anyone mind helping me out with this problem I'm having?

I played my ten placement games as support, ended up in 2700+, playing mostly heals. Had a bad streak and ended up losing some points and it only got worse from there as a healer main and I ended up falling to 1400. Since then, I decided to just lock-in Soldier/Pharrah at the start every game and I'm climbing back up, currently 1721. I feel like if I did this earlier, I wouldn't have fell so much, because I realize I aim better than everyone at my rating right now.

But when I get back up to plat, I'm going to want to go back to healing, because it's what I enjoy most. What should I do to avoid losing again when I get there though? Sometimes the DPS players just suck.

I'm still pretty new to the game.
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>>175924547
Oh right, sorry.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD FUCKING REDDIT
GIT THE FUCK GUD.

>>175924582
wew lad
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>>175924547
from gold to plat is a very easy climb
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>>175924521
I know! He's a 25 year old man, but he's also a good boy!
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>>175924517
wasn't suppose to be kekworthy anon, just found it interesting the gercy shipping tranny hates whites.
>>
>>175924634
Not play

Seriously, I was Diamond at 3150SR and for some reason I kept playing and am currently 2500 (for the second time, climbed up to 2950 after the first massive loss)
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>>175924634
1) Watch Moonmoon and Harbleu. (You actually have to pay attention to their play small stuff like walking forward before you shoot a tank after hook and shit, Moon is very interactive with chat. @ him between rounds and he will respond. Also moon is the most non-normie OW streamer out there)
2) Play Roadhog
3) Gain Rank!
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>>175924521
And? He's under 30. Still a boy.
>>
>>175924634
Try to find some players that are "good" and ask them to team up with you.
For example finding a competent duo and joining them mean that at least half the team is not retarded every time.
Especially since you main supports people will love to play with you.
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>>175924651
you sure showed him
>>
When will Blizz stop buffing (and not nerfing) effortless heroes
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>>175924743
You didn't look very far, did you?
http://realgabrielreyesremade.tumblr.com/post/159237881017/this-is-so-blindingly-white-like-they-look-like
The screenshot you posted doesn't have them saying anything and the original post labels itself a shitpost. Here's the original.

I'm really curious if this isn't about you being triggered for no reason.
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>>175924828
>tfw no boy anymore
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>>175924658
I struggled at 2100.. But one day I just gained 250sr in solo q and made it out. I was in Plat last season but fell to 2200 after tilting.
>>
Meh the last one was the least interesting and ambiguous anyway. The other three are definitely him. As for him, he tried to make it look like the guy he was arguing with was also the one who called him out. (It isn't).
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>>175925114
>>175924903
Forgot to quote.
>>
Who is your favorite ow strimmer?
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>>175925196
iddqd
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>>175925196
Never heard of an ow strimmer before. I don't know the lingo you kids use nowadays.
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>>175925039
there has to be something you are doing wrong, could you share your overwatch stats?
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>>175925196
sterboy
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>>175925196
Tim
MoonMoon
Seagull
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>>175925167
Kek

>>175924651
Is me. 22 year old /fit/itzen who's been in several relationships since my 16th.
Nice projection faggot. Stay mad.
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>>175925196
the guy that says "game sucks" over and over again and is really bitter haha he's just so funny haha game sucks
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>>175924935
screenshot doesn't have to say anything, you can see the intent behind reblogging it from the material also posted on his tumblr page. the original post being a shitpost is irrelevant, he didn't see it as a shitpost when he reblogged
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>>175923383
The ability to initiate team fights.

Has nobody seriously been able to notice this trend?
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>>175925329
Ster?
He's pretty shit desu.
>>
imagine seriously and unironically getting angry in a video game general on a cartoon image board
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>>175925394
no shit
>>
Europoor NEET hours are the worst times to be in these generals.
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>>175925384
Actually no. Let me rephrase that, it's the ability to create an opening. Every tank is good at this, even Hog.
>>
imagine seriously and unironically being in /owg/ without being able to post images on a cartoon image board
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>>175925606
imagine seriously and unironically complaining about not being able to post images instead of just making a new thread
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>>175925359
I didn't see anything the first few pages that said anything about hating whites or any of that shit. They reblogged a post and the original post outs itself as a shitpost, so clearly it's meant as a joke. If they've written something that implied something, then sure, I'd buy it.

This doesn't insinuate anything other than a shitpost being spread around by someone who coincidentally is trans/bi/whatever the fuck. Now I'm also curious what exactly did you do to even find that post.
>>
imagine being in a malaysian rice stock market image board and not having rice to sell
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>>175925528
Not really, the r76 shitposting and racebaiting on american hours are way worse.
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>>175925732
>racebaiting
That's fun desu
>>
New thread.
>>175925834
>>175925834
>>175925834
>>175925834
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>>175900649
Would be more fun if it was something to add in custom game mode. Roadhog with baby-D.va'S hitbox incomming!
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>>175901152
>Play (pistol) Mercy
>Get a quintuple kill all by myself without the help of my team
>POTG goes to a Lucio who booped someone off a cliff
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>>175901827
>Decide to downrank on purpose so that I can witness the Bronze-Zoo myself
>Give a shit about wether I lose or win
>Suddenly start to up-rank.
WTF ?!
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