/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

gunrunning will be shit

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Post Online characters.

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PLAY FREEROAM

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>>175727210

>store clerks removed
lmao

>>175726343
Nice edition scrub

>>175727421
Are you fucking serious?

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>>175727523
>hurr why didn't you make some stupid joke about what edition it is to satisfy my autism durr

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>>175727295
free roam is dangerous right now. I was afk for a few minutes and got 180 million, could have been deranked if they just clicked that button.

>>175727421
There is/was a tunable that gave you 16.6m
Or the CEO about 15m if you were in an Org

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>>175727421
Online is truly going to shit. Next time they're going to disable earning money all over.

Instead of fixing it, they disable a game feature.

I'm getting very tired of the money grind dynamic of gtao.

Everyone knows they made it such a grind to sell shark cards.

I'm starting to consider modding. Or at least leeching off modders for the money. Grinding just isn't fun and the rampant cheating tells me I'm not alone in this.

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The only way I can have fun with this game now is to mess with people.

>Use menu
>Be Jesus
>Teleport myself to abandoned mine
>block off entrance with prop and turn invisible
>Turn invisible and teleport some poor fucker to my location
>Stalk the fucker through the tunnels with a hatchet while he runs about with a flashlight

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>>175728619
>the only modders you ever encounter just blow everyone up or teleport everyone out to the middle of the Pacific
Earning money the old-fash way sucks.

>>175729857
At this point I'm sure they're being a bit malicious with the PC version. It probably makes the least money, and is probably also the most work to keep fixing. I really wish we knew how shark card sales worked... when they patch dupe glitches and hacks do their shark card sales actually increase? It must or they wouldn't bother.

Still, this doesn't fit with their public statement that they want to crack down on cheaters from January. Why bother coming out and saying that if what you're really going to do is just give up and let them ruin the game?

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>>175731593
best jacket. I wish more shit had that pattern.

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>>175727210

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>>175732664
RIP double rp cash

>>175732664
Nice.
Now you keep my mouth shut about me, y'hear?

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>>175733031
*your

damn

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>literally unplayable

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So I play on PS4 laugh at me I know.
but, let me get into this.
So months ago we had this friend and he apparently had anger issues. We talked to him about it and he said he'd stop raging all the time.
He didn't so we blocked him.
There were a few instances of one of my friends getting randomly messaged by a random saying that our old friend will have his revenge.
Months go by without hearing a word of it until tonight.

>My friend makes a new friend.
>He's oddly quiet but, seems like a nice guy.
>We sell cars and everything seems to be okay.
>He suddenly says he has to leave.
>Then messages saying that he's friends with our enemy.
>All of the sudden randoms start teaming up against my friend
>They leave threatening messages saying they work for our ex crew member.

Holy shit what the fuck.
This autistic rage is insane.

I mean how the fuck do we counter this?

>>175736262
Do you know what crew this was? I want to aggressively defend myself against some players.

>>175736758
They had different crew tags, some of them weren't part of any crew.
They ranged from level 15 to level 8000.
All of them targeting my two friends.

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>>175736840
That sounds nuts, anon. If you remember any of these players' crew tags, let us know anyway.

>>175737204
I'll see what I can do.
Maybe it can be worth it.
Or maybe I have to get a new username or something.

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>Hop on GTAO
>Join a session
>Dude with a menu either teleporting everyone into the ocean or giving millions of dollars to everyone
>Find a new session
>Same shit
>Fine a new session
>Same shit
>Repeat ad infinitum

I don't even know what to do with all this money

>>175729227
I don't get it?

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>>175737357
They probably aren't actively seeking you out, anon. As long as you don't play into their meta, you shouldn't be affected. The worst they can do is DDoS you, which is practically the equivalent of admitting defeat.

>>175737396
Once the grind is over, GTA turns into what it always was, drive around untill your car explodes and then quit once you've had your fill.

It's a shame they didnt manage to add anything worth playing without the grind, but GTA is still tried and true relaxing and fun. They're experimenting though trying to figure out how to make GTA fun though, stunt tracks and the creator have a bright future in my opinion, but is just poorly implimented at this point, but if they streamline the next game we could see all that change, hopefully (I dont know if youve ever played trackmania or battlefield, but there are clearly better ways to do persistent track creator racing or open battlefields)

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>tfw picking up certain terms from playing aussie bros
>tfw saying cunt, mate, bruv, and pofter more often
Anyway to stop this?

Is the homolauncher of any effect on jets? They're on sale so l'm wondering whether to get one.
I'd like to have something to fight back with when l'm doing jobs instead of being a huge gaping asshole ready to be fucked by jets if they just so please.

>>175738493
If gamemodes have double RP and cash by default, people would play them more.

>>175739268
Only if the jetter is bad. You're better off BST+Heavy Sniper

>>175736262
This is why GTA's fanbase will always be cancerous, there's no way of saving it from autism this severe.

>>175737396
Everything. You're no longer bound by the chains of mood-killing grinding, now you can enjoy the game just the way you want to and no longer worry about saving up for one single car.

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>>175736262
yov dummy, what crew are you in /gtag/?

If its that bad, just block his friends too, and maybe report him on sony and rockstar's pages for being a fuggin cunt, stalker, and griefer who is unfit to play online..

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>>175739151
Play in the day time, australians are weird and backwards, so they tend to play in the night time for some odd reason, they seem to be awake at like 4 am, it's freaky, like they never sleep.

>>175727875
why the hotpants on that outfit?

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>>175740783
>No Brooklyn Brighton Beach type slavic lowlife cars
:(

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>>175740981
there's always a sentinel for a more modern time suka blyats out there

>>175739462
no they wont. People dont play them because of an annoying menu system and unreliable loading screens, and no ways to tell what youre joining, what is available to play, or even what modes or games are populated. And none of this even touches if the content is even good, period.

Rockstar has probably done most of this on purpose to make playing modes that make money to be an un-enjoyable chore. And if all modes were double, all modes would have the same problems of being underpopulated. On occasion they have multiple double money events and both modes suffer in player count because why play shitty mode one or shitty mode 2?

They have to make a good game first, they have not. Money only motivates people who want money. I want fun. I think the game modes should pay NOTHING. NILL. NADA. JACK SHIT. How do you make money though? Right? Buy a fuckan shark card only. Fuck this free to play shit.

I found a car that was bulletproof, but the weird thing is that the aggressive illegal NPC was trying to get out, but there was a passenger to his right and his door was blocked by a train crossroad pole. I guess the exit action made him momentarily invincible.

https://youtu.be/xIYYd72cXS4

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>>175740981
looks like the stock virgo classic almost

>>175740783
i hear all the seasons are inversed over there and the people want to be as far away from their homes as possible when they sleep

>>175726343
How fucked is gta online on PC? Are they just going to reset everyones bank account considering that nearly everybody has loads and loads of money because its so easy?

>>175741837
Disable enough features that people start returning to game modes.

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>>175741090
>Tfw no four door sedan sentinel older sentinel xs for true mafia feels.

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>>175742175
like this?

>>175741837
No, I doubt they'll reset everyone's banks.

PC really is a shithole, and Rockstar is indirectly admitting it. Back in the first few months when PC released, they were playing their livestreams on PC, but then they stopped doing that and all they play on are consoles since they don't have to update or implement any "anti-cheat" on their game since it's protected by Sony's and Microsoft's servers. PC is most likely their least sold platform of the three and the least generator of shark cards as well, so they're practically giving up on it and are just disabling features instead of patching the mod menus and hacks.

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>>175742271
This doesn't look correct somehow

Is it safe to go online if I switch to my level 2 character?

>>175742860
Id hire you for ceo stuff.

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What is a good rawry bike that isn't shit?
I want to ride the bear.

You lied to me gtag, there are no hackers on PC

>>175744321
The Gargoyle and the Nightblade are really cool.

>>175728146
Just noticed something, the propotions of female characters seem weird. They have giant hands that are the size of their face.

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Who are the best members in PS4 /gtag/?

>>175746986
Irrelevant.
This thread is for PC /gtag/

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Welcome back, friend.
I've missed you.

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I want to turn my other character into Raoul Duke. Which car most closely resembles this?

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>>175747528
Been there done that, Manana's the way to go.

>Hacker teleports everyone to them and kills them

What do they get out of this? Is it autism?

>>175747959
You know what's worse? Hacker teleports everyone to one area and make one of the players drop a sticky and explodes it, killing everyone.

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>>175747959
>haha i trol u xd ni hao xin lao ping wing

>>175740252
Whats a BST

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bruv is brit term b

>>175729227
that looks like a scrotum

>>175748343
>ni hao xin lao ping wing

Is it chinese on american servers? I always get russians and other shitty eastern countries in europe

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>>175742271
sucks r* butchered bmw in V, this was the best modern sedan in IV

>>175747248
Ah yes, back to the:
>Is it safe to play online again yet?
>I just got modded money am I going to be banned?
>Some guy just teleported me into the ocean
>Its ok when /gtag/ does it
Posts

>>175746986
Pls stop asking, no-one is going to say your name.

>enter session
>check player list
>*cutlerly falling down a staircase gook name*
>coolboy123123125 in RUSS crew
>3 people with 8000 rank
>just as im about to smash that mf new session button i get my rank set to 6969 and dropped 5000000 gorrillion dollars

Has anyone ever recorded them getting haxer loved with $&RP?

Would be a good case in Support if they axe you ally care.

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>>175749354
you don't need a video, just the time & amount of rp and $ will do

>>175749354
>if they axe you ally care.
what

I miss Pixle.

>>175749545
Actually

>>175749545
excuse get out!

citizenmad is a crewkiller.

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>>175749545
Who are you quoting?

>>175751414
god mem fen

>>175751414
my friend XAO_CHANG1 and his cool menu

>>175730631
maybe find a new game.

>Still can't get that NAT issue to go away despite trying every solution for it
>constantly alone on servers
>Getting missions done easily
>No modders to harass me
>Still feel lonely despite all this

I kind of like having a little unpredictability in my games. Now I'm just making stunt races to keep things interesting.

>>175753607
thats why free roam with a dozen players or less is the best.

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>>175754576
wow gay much?

hi i play gta

>>175742271
I know it's for licensing reasons, but it's so weird to see a "BMW" without the kidney grille.

>>175754754
get the fuck out

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>>175754816
It's weird that we haven't gotten any Bimmers at all, meanwhile Grotti and Pegassi get a million lambo and ferrari clones since fuckboys who infest this game only drive supercars.

I want a new Ubermacht, goddammit, even an i8 will do.

>>175754576
>draw me like one of your french girls(male)

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>>175727210
GTA Arcadia Bae.

>>175755075
>french girls meme
>>>/reddit/

>>175744321
I like how the Avarus sounds, and I'd totally recommend the Chimera if it didn't have broken air control. The Wolfsbane looks and sounds great, but the handling takes some practice.

>>175747959
I was just on a server with a hacker that teleported everyone around for a few minutes and then got bored and left. If you're gonna use hax at least be interesting, fuck.

>>175755378
Get the Nightblade, it's p. good and it's my favorite bike, even though it can't wheelie at all like most new bikes.

>>175748118
>mad because you're always too slow to do it

>>175755171
>reddit meme

>>>/reddit/

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what's this about the shops being empty? lol
what the fuck did you do to patel?

>>175749354
>Voice to text phoneposting
Maximum cancer

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>>175754968
>tfw no Scwartrzer Classic
>tfw no Sentinel Classic

>have house in blaine county
>can't listen to blaine county radio while in the garage

>>175755998
Would wash, wax, and drive.

>>175755698
Too slow to do what?

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no one in online ever uses the car wash

>>175756562
Drop the sticky or shoot the RPG for mad kills lmao cuck

>>175756480
As retarded as it sounds, all the garage interiors are located underneath Legion Square of all places, only exception would be the MC Clubhouse garages as they're located underneath the docks.

Anyway, because the garages are technically in the city, you can't listen Blaine County radio unless if you're in a car.

why is every player on xbox a thug nigga that has to shoot every fucking thing to moves?

>>175757025
I do because everytime I tell my secretary to bring me a car, it will look like it just came back from a rally-cross.

>>175757427
That's the same story on PS4, hombre. Most of the time, they're underage kids whose parents failed at disciplining, that's why this game is a cancerous circlejerk of shittery of all kinds.

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>>175757427
the only people who would play on xbox are poor people who cant afford a ps4 or thugs who stole a xbox because noone would use and own one intentionally

>>175757846
i feel like /pol/ has infected me.
i try to complete Biker Missions (ive ignored it until now), i invite people and these are the most brain dead fucks ive seen. they are lucky they could turn their xbox on. Then while trying to drive shit around its constant harassment from homing missiles from Jets, helicopters, and Low Riders throwing Stickys.

anyone else think R* ruined online with Homing Anything? And throwable explosive?

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>>175758235
I don't think anyone needs /pol/ to understand human nature. Just live long enough and you'll figure it out.

>xbox
Hahahahahahaha
>pc
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>175758368
>halo is/ever was a gg
>americans have shit taste
tell me something i dont know

>>175758486
no bully xbox players

>tfw I deliver cars and collect crates without anyone bothering me 9/10 times

I feel very lucky after reading some of your posts, I've always felt like there is some sort of gentlemen's agreement where no one tries to fuck eachother in the sessions I play in, with usually around 10 other players

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>>175758570
its ok, no need to worry.

im a halo fan first. most first party games are coming to PC, and thats where im going.
they can enjoy their Peasant Stations and their tiny controllers that fit their tiny japanese girl hands.

>>175758047
You always post such good tiddy art.
I like that and I feel like we have something in common now.

>>175758661
there are few gentlemen.

i have fun defending people as they do missions. but im civilized.

Biker Gang needs to defend a spot, ill give them a Tank.

>>175758235
>i invite people and these are the most brain dead fucks ive seen
Oh man
>Be me
>There's a hacker in server
>Takes everyone's guns, leaves
>Try to join crew session
>Fails, get booted back to same server
>Have my guns back
>Do MC contact missions
>Everyone just stands around cluelessly with no guns
This game actually has the dumbest player base ever.

>>175726343
Static_Spark for pc gtag please

Why do i only run into the hackers that teleport and kill everyone instead of the ones who give money

>>175758235
>lowriders
literally no one drives lowriders anymore, the only thing that interests skiddies are those shitty superficial supercars and rocket meme cars.

>>175759832
Because they're one and the same depending on their mood. Suck their collective cocks, anon, and you shall receive their blessings.

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Sultan RS Version 2.0
Stanced Edition

Thoughts?

>>175759832
Because they're more likely to get in trouble for spawning a couple million for other players than they are for harassing them, that's how retarded and slimey Rockstar is.

>>175760056
I drive my lowriders all the time. It's one of the few things in the game that make me genuinely happy.

>>175760237
when did stanced start meaning lowered in general

also gay kys etc.

>>175760381
They're comfy

>go to car wash to actually use it for once
>SORRY THIS VEHICLE CANNOT BE CLEANED
fuck off rockstar

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>>175760483
Dumbass. Lmfao.

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>>175759238
i dont think you understand..

>>175761619
Why do people think stanced cars look good?

>>175761731
Like any of us wouldn't do the exact same thing if we had honkers like those.

can i get a reinv back into the crew again

rsc: big_guy_for_you

>>175761792
Because shit taste exists and unfortunately it isn't genetic, so we simply cannot eradicate it from from the gene pool.

>>175761619
stanced refers to the wheel camber + being lowered. without the camber it's just a lowered car.

you'll have to do better than faggy mobile googling you stupid cunt.

>>175760246
desu i want to spawn money for myself again but last time i did it was before igg 2 and i dont really want to risk getting banned

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>>175761971
my nigga

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>>175762316
Dat Camber tho...

>>175762225
If people didn't have horrible taste, we couldn't look much better by comparison. I like my lazy good looks.

>>175762853
whats the current best bike in the game, i got a hakuchou but is the shotaro worth buying?

>>175746986
Clearly not you by the looks of it...

>>175762991
for twisty tracks the shotaro is untouchable, for straight-line speed the haku drag is untouchable

>>175762853
>double t knocked out by curbs

Those are fighting words anon.

>>175763119
and for biker work? surely it would be the hakuchou drag

>>175762853
how old is that image

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More Chevals when?

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>>175762853
Always wondered why people need dumbass images like this
Just ride your favourite bike nigga

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>>175761792
Because they do.

>>175762853
>bati 801rr faster that bati 801
>not the best
gta really attracts the stupidest people, doesnt it?

>>175764040
Maybe if you're a filipino fuccboi with awful taste in literally everything

>>175755998
I didn't know I wanted this

should i bother booting up my old console just to get some modded money or will it not transfer over to next gen

>>175765381
Pretty sure character transfers are over. You're stuck there forever.

Hey! You never called me back the next day!

>>175765443
even if i already have a next gen character?

>>175765545
you cant transfer once you've already transferred you stupid coon

>>175765458
I got that baby powder for your chaffing.

>>175765681
oh fuck I didn't know characters on different consoles were different all together

>>175765458
Hey! Haven't seen you at the Epsilon training. You alright?

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>>175764040
But that's wrong. It makes the car look like trash

>>175765458
Check out my new website that covers all three of my careers!

>>175767164
I picked up the baby powder, for your chafing

>>175769047
wow how do i do it pls help me i am poor man of indian

>>175769047
[DUBSTEP INTRO]
HEEEEEY WAZZUP ERRYONE DUMBFUCCBOI HERE AND IN TODAY'S VIDEO I'MMA BE SHOWING YOU GUYS [main topic of video]
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>>175769047
>unlimited money
>thumbnail clearly shows limited money
wtf

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r* please

wheres my dorito

please

>>175769773
They'll add it as a Benny's car with irremovable giant wing and fenders that stick out half the width of the car with hydraulics

How much cash should I keep left over to start flipping cars once I can afford a vehicle warehouse?

>>175770254
You'll need to have 80K on hand for each top-end sale you make in the future, to cover initial upgrade costs. Beyond that, though, you don't need to have anything on hand besides a few grand to cover upgrade costs.
Just do a quick HH or HT in between sources while you're filling the warehouse for the first time (remember, 10-10-12) and you'll have more than enough of a cushion.

>>175745904
>female

>>175770254
I'd say around 20-50k if you're planning on doing it solo.

>>175745904
Its an inside joke at Rockstar that all female player characters are trannies.

>>175770626
*a few grand to cover damages.

Apologies for the typo.

>>175745904
MONSTER HANDS

>>175770626
>You'll need to have 80K on hand for each top-end sale you make in the future, to cover initial upgrade costs.
But that's wrong you faggot.

>>175769595
You forgot repeating themselves to hit that 10 minute mark for the $$$$

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buyer's remorse

>>175772020
>matte black wrap
wrap your head in plastic next

>>175772197

haters gonna h8

if you get moneydropped
do you HAVE to ticket rockstar
Even if they're just going to give the same old "no worries we will take it away in a wave soon goy"

whats the best way to combat Jets?

whenever I use homing Anything they always miss and blow up somewhere else.

and whenever I use a Jet somehow everyone else has Homing 2.0 Missiles. im a fucking magnet.

do i need Welfare internet to get a missile to hit?

>>175772197
Not him, but that's your problem with the car? Not the pink neon?

>>175772398
heavy sniper + BST

>>175772398
Yank and bank you fucking shitter.

>>175772512
whats a BST?

using a heavy sniper is what i currently do. find a weird location and snipe them down.

>>175772637
bullshit testosterone

>>175772389
maybe

>>175772637
Baby sack testosterone

>>175772389
Probably not. I got about 200 million a month ago, spent it immediately, and nothing has happened since

>>175773229
right cause im worried rockstars going to wipe this money AND my previous cheater money, so i might just invest is some "bonds"

>>175772569
its hard to practice when i die instantly in the air.

Im a Godly helicopter Pilot in ever Battlefield game, but cant do shit with all the Homing missiles.

i gotta tell the Tyrones to stop shooting the Shiny lights when im practicing.

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>>175767283
Lol, some fags don't have taste. I love dropping my rides.

>>175773557
Flight is pretty consistent in video games so you don't really even need to play GTA to get a feel for ducking missiles. Play some fuckin Ace Combat or something my man.

Wanco is a shit gunner

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Why are the all good looking bikes not customizable?

>>175774062
Because Rockstar has had enough of your bullshit, froggo.

Stop it.

>>175755998
this. they realle need to stop adding sportscars. they are so boring.

>>175773725
>"Lol, I need a crutch to turn corners."

>>175774657
>confusing ride height with camber
get a load of this busrider

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>>175727210

>>175774818
>"Lol, I'm gonna fight him using real physics instead of the game physics we're talking about"

What's the best clubhouse location for doing mc missions?

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>>175774137
make me you disgusting peace of shit faggot

>>175775117
They all suck really. You own a clubhouse in the desert, it sends you to the city. Own one in the city it sends you to the desert

>>175769595

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and of course, 10:01 videos with as much ads as possible

goddamn

>>175775117
The secret one

>>175769595
>ALL FUTURE GTA 5 DLCs CANCELLED!!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE FUTURE OF GTA5 DLCs???? (GTA 5) (Q&A)

>>175769595
>GTAV GTA 5 GTAV ONLINE GTA 5 ONLINE GTA ONLINE MONEY RP GLITCH HACK MOD CURRENT YEAR CURRENT BUILD NO MODS NO HACKS FREE DOWNLOAD DICK SUCKING TIPS???????????

>>175772020
i left mine looking completely stock, no ragerts.

>"YOU'RE THAT GUY FROM MIDGET FUCKERS 22!"

WOW THE TRAILER FOR GUNRUNNING HAS BEEN RELEASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0SNTltdNs0

>>175777515
EUROFIGHTER! HOLY SHIT

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>>175777515
Wow, two new jets, a new tank, shitload of new armored vehicles and a (probably useless) aircraft carrier.

This is pretty fucking great.

>>175777827
you dumb

>>175777515
My 25millions aint gonna be enough

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>>175777515
>Corporation has always been named November Arms

>can now be an arms company

squee

>>175777827
The aircraft carrier will be a must have for the missions, fuck

>>175778138
>corp has always been named Vaseline Groove
>still can't pimp out thicc hoes

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>>175777515
>more jets
>more armored wankboxes

you people do realize thats a fake trailer right?>>175777568
>>175777827
>>175778023
>>175778138
>>175778387
i posted it because i wanted to see you make ironic comments about it
not actually get hyped

>>175778221
Yep, there's no way it'll be cheap either. At least as expensive as a yacht.

I'll be fucking pissed if it's just something you're given after an introductory mission. Jet shitter proliferation needs to stop.

I wonder if the eurofighter will be markedly different from the lazer.

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So, in what Open Road business should I invest in? Cocaine seems to be the most profitable one but Cash Forgery sounds like the most ethical and fun thing in there and it even appears to have a larger amount of income per hour, so I'm torn between those two.

>>175763119
>straight-line speed the haku drag is untouchable
lol

>>175778454
Yeah, I was laughing at it, then I read those comments and went, "are these niggas serious?"

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>*Fargo theme starts playing*

>>175779185
RiP in piece, dem memories :/

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>>175762853
Why isn't it included?

>>175778843
how the hell is Cash Forgery the most ethical?

So how long does five bars of cocaine supplies take to process?

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>>175777515
AHAHAHA THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT

Is it true? Aida nudes where

>>175779858
>implementing a second (((tavor)))
jewstar fuck off

>>175780065
too big filesize for both discord and the thread

>>175780346
I know that it's fake but still.

This looks like something that would actually be put in the game as a joke. An accurate high damage 3 burst rifle would be pretty fucking neato though.

>>175780470
c o m p r e s s. Or is this a joke on the shark actually being a whale?

>>175779856
5 hours you beautiful fucking moron

Are any of the biker business fun to operate? I'm not looking to turn a huge profit, just have fun with some friends

>>175780065
Isn't that a dude?

>>175781085
more than likely

>>175780065
how come noone ever asks for my nudes?

>>175780585
it's a joke

>>175777515
>tfw the legit trailer will probably be worse than this

can we all just go to mrbossftw's livestream and fucking dislike bomb it

>>175781567
>cuts off right before explosions
>blatant sped up footage
>poor animations
>gun models look too much like real firearms
>hand floats under handguard
it is a well made trailer
but a professional company with a dedicated creative team will do better

can we get a crew session with multiple biker clubs going?

>>175781808
fuck off gtamen

>>175781938
Rockstar isn't much better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfBQkIG8ymw

>>175726343
i havent played since getting banned around chrimbo time-- how2 make money fast? my stats were reset.

>>175782234
sleek animations
proper camera angles and movements
hiding characters ugly faces
much better made models
synced music

rockstar's dedicated editing team does a better job than someone doing it for fun in their freetime

>>175782714
+1 Sharkcard

Gunrunning will kill GTAO. Screencap this post

>>175785007

how can gunrun kill gtao when gtao is already kill

jaden 1 antifa 0

>>175782714
It's basic editing dude. The camera work isn't all that engaging either. They also do the michael bay thing (explosion<cut<BIGGER EXPLOSION<cut) which still annoys the fuck out of me.

I could do the same with vegas and a couple of dirty misfits, and I haven't edited in 4 years.

>>175785007
That is not dead which can eternal lie

Pathetic attention whore

>>175785713
meh

>>175785713
Who are you replying to Mr. Passive Agressive?

>>175785942
Probably everyone, to save time.

>>175785007
I have zero expectations

>>175780969
no, dont even bother.
just do missions.

Name a worse looking character than Crafty's

>>175786430
flib

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>>175786430

>>175782121
just do separate sessions.

>>175786430
any character made by a man

>>175786503
RIP

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I will start with that, that i played this game 1k hours+ across the ps3 and pc. Now in that time i have met that i think is by far the most annoying, toxic, childish, selfish, braindead and ignorant community i have ever come across. While i enjoyed playing the game and doing anything the game offered me heists and free roam were the most influenced while in heists there were players that couldn´t even properly the objective they were given or just ran into their potential death like an eagle into high air with that in mind i somehow managed to gather 3 half competent people to make the criminal mastermind challenge which took me WAY too far to gather. On the other hand we have free-roam the place where you will meet chrome cars driven by fucking retards killing you on the first glance without a reason this was not helped when MC/CEO ENCOURAGED PEOPLE TO KILL OTHER WITH MINIMAL REWARDS, and guess what everyone always tries to either kill you in public lobbies when you are trying to sell half a million in coke that you spent atleast a few days or a full day on getting, the attacker then gets about 2k in gta money. I´m really sick of rockstar encouraging things like that to people that are probably not even competent enough to understand the english language whilst you are simply trying to have fun and then there is griefers flying with their hydra´s in passive mode pretending not to do anything and then there are simple cunts who insult you when you are trying to be nice to them. I´m really disappointed in people like these, on the other hand i hate how rockstar encourages this making it impossible to have fun in free roam lobbies without having to abuse glitches to be able to play the game alone and actually make money that rockstar made especially hard to get and with things like the ruiner or the yacht made available to appreciate when everybody just cheats their money in by either begging like its the 1950s or just using mods that are really not hard to get.

>>175786649
I'm ded?

>>175786745
someone save this fine pasta

>>175786745
tl dr

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>>175786745
>1k hours
piss off casual

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>>175786989
Right?? Dude needs to get serious and put some time in.

>>175788097
>1k+ hours
>those are the most expensive cars you have to showcase

Jesus christ what happened to this game's pacing

>>175762682
The only way your car should be "cambered" or stanced, is if the it's a huge muscle car like the duke, or blade with either raised front suspention, or raised rear suspension with big fat tires in the back!

>>175788097
low riders coquette and banshee are shit

>>175788272
>doesn't like bosozoku

get a load of this guy

>>175788386
The Banshee is my best racer, and the coquette isn't bad. They're topless, best for first person racing.

>>175788097
Behold: the man with no taste.

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>>175788579
>The Banshee is my best racer,
even i know thats bullshit

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>>175788097
>topless with spoiler

>>175788579
The 811 is faster both around a track and in a straight line and it can be topless too.

>>175788786
It's fast, slippery on turns but with the handbrake you can power-slide on the turns and not lose speed.

>>175788901
Need it for more control on turns. It's the smallest one I could get.

>>175789010
It can?? I didn't know that will need to check it out.

>>175789187
If you can reliably win races in a Banshee then don't worry about it.

The 811 is also shit in the corners but it won't be quite the same.

I still can't get better lap times in my RE-7B than I used to with my old zentorno and it's just because I learned the zentorno so well and it fits my driving style.

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>>175789026
>with the handbrake you can power-slide on the turns and not lose speed.
>handbrake
>brake
>not lose speed
Get a grip.

>they temporarily removed cars due to a money glitch

>>175789871
>all players now have the same mandatory outfit due to clipping issues

>people still think rockstar won't noticed hacked money as long as you don't bank it

>>175789990
>its the bigness outfit

>>175790013
That's why you launder it. Just like in real life.

>>175789871
>>175789990
>rockstar inadvertently makes star trek

>>175789651
Cuz you don't know how to do it right. On big turns you have to time it just right. Go at full speed, and right before the turn, throw your weight in to it and tap the handbrake while still holding the throttle. The result is a nice drift slide, keep it tight on the inside. It's possible, just need a lot of practice.

HOW DO PEOPLE GET THEIR FEMALE CHARACTERS TO NOT LOOK LIKE SHIT

I've spent like 300k and countless hours and they always end up looking like a tanned mexican or a tranny

Are people just modding their games to how they see their characters?

>>175790650
I know how to powerslide, fucko. Fact remains if you brake you're losing speed. If you can take the same corner in a grippy car without braking or letting off the throttle it WILL be faster.

>>175790826
>HOW DO PEOPLE GET THEIR FEMALE CHARACTERS TO NOT LOOK LIKE SHIT
impossible things are impossible

>>175790826
The game is designed to make ugly characters. If you don't believe me, make a post telling people to post only attractive characters.

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>>175790826
you dont.

>>175790873
Not MY powerslides buddy. Just a little tap to start the slide while, throttle keeps it going. Git gud.

>>175790826
Just like in real life, good makeup helps.

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>he unironically uses spoilers for "better turns"
>he actually cares about that mm of traction the car gains from a spoiler

>>175791294
>tap to start the slide
which lowers your speed
>throttle keeps it going
at a lower speed than before the corner.

idiot.

>>175791294
Yeah sure thing asshole, that's why the 900R posts the best lap times, right?

It doesn't come close.

>>175790826
option 1: be an artist or a woman
option 2: obsess over dumb shit
option 3: don't have terrible taste in women

>>175791535
I highly recommend option 2.

>>175791535
option 4: stop being a kissless virgin and just make a dude

it's a lot easier and makes more sense when you're out blowing shit up :-)

>>175791727
That's sexist af my dude

>>175791780
yeah but i'm alright with the male gender being branded the majority root of violent and organized crimes, because in reality we are

:^)

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>>175789651
>Get a grip.

As if I don't already use grip driving techniques with my Elegy Custom to unleash its true potential and show those kids, with their showy crab-like driving techniques, who is the true king of the roads.

>>175791780
A majority of violent crime is perpetuated by men, idiot.

Holy shit how sheltered do you have to be

>>175791930
>king
>posts a queen

>>175792774
Are you assuming my characters gender?
How about backing the fuck off?!?!

>>175791930
>plates dont read BKONTHEROX

>>175788579
The Banshee 900r is literally a SUPER car that can't even compete with the top 7 SPORTS cars.

>>175793017
how bout you back that ass up on my dick, its only gay if you push back

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>>175793143
top 10*

>>175793135
8 letter limit friendo, maybe I'll change it to BKONTROX

>>175792774
How can a tranny be a queen?