hsg - hearthstone general

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>>175691380
What does an interactive deck even look like?

>STORIESTOTELLYOURFRIENDS-time

This wont even sound real but I literally just lost an arena game under these circumstances
>mage
>opponent priest on 1 hp
>he has auchenai on board so he cant heal, I win by pinging next turn
>he has no cards
>Im on 13 hp
>he top decks glimmerroot
>into my firelands portal
>portals my face
>into doomguard
>exact lethal

I screamed "fucking nigger" so loud the neighbours are probably wondering whats going on. Havent been this disgusted with niggerstone in a long time. Time for a long break from this shitshow.

>NICE BLOG, ETC

What if packs had 8 cards in them
What if Blizzard gave away dozens of free packs for no reason
What if Blizzard also gave out free arena runs

>shadowverse players just got another total of like 12 free packs for NOTHING, just as a thank you for playing

fuck this I'm done with blizzard, switching to the better game

>>175691647
it wouldn't make Blizzard enough money and shit-can the team

>>175691647
>What if packs had 8 cards in them
>What if Blizzard gave away dozens of free packs for no reason
>What if Blizzard also gave out free arena runs
thats too complicated
just do the following

1. Cards disenchant for 50%, instead of 25%
2. 5 gold per win, instead of 10 gold per 3 wins
3. Daily Quests give 70. 80. 90 and 100 gold, instead of 40. 50. 60. and 80

If Blizzard wants to be really nice, they would give you the option of rerolling 1 card from a pack, for another card of the same rarity

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how do i make this deck more fun

dragons?

>oooooooooh rag shot to the dome!
>oooooooh he's going wide with his taunt package!
>oooooh that heal with the rag lightlord!
>ooooooooh to the dome !!!!!!!!!!!!
>DOMEEEEEEE UUHUHUH HHhuhuhhhh XD
>t-t-t-toooo the dome XD lol rag shot OMG haha epicccccc

tfw i am to dumb for hearthstone i just make good trades but i never think ahead about what they might have.

>can't believe i'm actually going through with drawing magni bronzebeard bara

post magni inspiration please

will try to make it non-animu shit

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>the audience's reaction when he brings Rag Lightlord online for a huge Rag heal to the dome!

>Lost to Primordial Glyph

Really cool game guys.

>>175692940
fuck off faggot, go to dota2smut if you want response on your fag oc

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>guy uses his Primordial Glyph package into Fireball package for 6 damage to the dome

Lol fuck - should have gone wide

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>It's a "losing streak to snowballing aggro decks" episode again

And I'm playing a reno paladin deck

>>175693662
Heh, greetings

How to find decks from global games????

>>175692206
>Cards disenchant for 50%, instead of 25%
>rerolling 1 card from a pack, for another card of the same rarity
these two changes would already make the system so much better

>>175694131
Look at the OP it has plenty of links to meta game deck lists. Hearthpwn isn't too bad either.

Rank 20 is harder than Rank 10-15.

Like - it's a mix of ebin net decks and crazy shitters playing absolutely random shit you just can't predict

>""""pro"""" hearthstone player firebat cant break rank 17 wild

>>175694389
lol no

Rank 10-15 is full of netdeck shitters trying to aggro their way to rank 10

>>175694452
just like most pros he needs to find a deck he can autopilot

once more "pros" start playing ranked you will see a lot more netdecking and the people that play for 8 hours a day will be high legend rank, since that is the most important factor

so of course people that play hearthstone for "work" will be the "best" at it

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>>175691610
I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO SCREAM

>>175695083
>created by
dude just play around random xDD

>>175695083
PLAY A BETTER DECK

>>175694452
Happens with me/most I think. I was stuck at rank 15 for ages getting destroyed by rng but eventually got the high-roll streak and bumped into rank 10 quickly.

>>175694624
The """pros""" mostly understand what the cards do in context and create the netdecks themselves, at least. He's trying to get Patron to work and failing miserably knowing absolutely about wild because he's a Spike shitter

>>175691823
Good don't come back

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Post Golden Legos Tier

Elder God Tier

Tirion Fordring
Ysera
Edwin VanCleef
Bloodmage Thalnos

Furrfag tier

Aya Blackpaw
Lorewalker Cho
Madame Goya

the rest are meh imo

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>>175695409
Why? It's both fun and good, at least at lower ranks

>>175694452
Lmao I literally cruised to 11 in wild just playing a janky reno deathwing raza priest for the win 5 priest games quest and kept going til my win streak ended.

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>yfw you land a rag shot to the dome because your opponent didn't go wide

>>175695946
>lmao i got lucky in this luck-based game

Is the Heroic Tavern Brawl tomorrow? If it is I know I dont need to even bother logging in.

>>175696129
nah I literally faced only complete shitter decks, unrefined murloc shamans and paladins and board based decks, and my deck counters them hard with 1 of each priest aoe , explosive sheep and reno. Wild early seasons is extremely easy.

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>>175696282
>i'm not lucky i just faced shitty decks

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>he takes rag shots to the dome and doesn't go wide with his taunt package

>>175691546
The cards say "Magic: The Gathering" on the back.

>>175696461
>being butthurt about someone calling rank15 wild easy

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>not bringing your taunt package online against an agro murloc package

>>175692206
Nigga make disenchant for 100%. There is no fucking reason at all that your collection should constantly depreciate in value at a rate of 4x or even 2x.

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>>175692940
do whatever you like dude everything bara I enjoy

>would be fun to see the bronzebeard brothers like this tho

>/hsg/ threads are now full of redditfags and their lame ass twitch memes

Fucking gas yourselves.

>>175695842
>Elder God Tier
>angry 8/8 dinosaur stomping noises intensify
too bad he's probably never going to be good enough to put in your deck

>>175696848
You're a retard, then you would only need enough dust to craft 30 cards and whenever you want to play a new deck you just recraft them into different cards.

Blizzard would completely dump Hearthstone then

>>175695842
i only have one golden lego so im biased, but i love my golden malygos

>>175694154
fucking rares disenchant for 20% and commons disenchant for 12.5%

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>tfw you bring your Ashbringer online for 5 damage to the dome

>>175697002
Poorfags would do that. The whales that comprise 99% of the game's income would still shell out assloads of neetbux for all golden collections.

Have we got a bracket for the EU tournament?

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>tfw you bring your disenchant package online to go wide to the dome on your craft package to bring online a murloc package with your newly bought online dust package

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>playing match with a friend
>play a memedeck
>he tryhards it up, BMs and shit talks
>I'm about to die a couple turns
>Barnes out Malygos with 2 Sinister Strikes and 1 Razor Leaf in hand
>topkek exact lethal through discover next turn
>mfw

He was extremely salty, he should have felt honored to have witnessed a miracle.

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>mfw reached the rank 10 floor day 2 by streaking Secret Mage so now you get to play even bigger memes

What should I play? I was thinking Concede Shaman, but there has to be something spicier. I have almost all the cards for Shaman and Hunter if it's a really r a r e m e m e, and a decent f2p collection otherwise. I'm open to just playing Wild too

>>175697517
>didn't go wide with a taunt package

kys

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Give me ONE reason this shouldn't have been changed years ago

>>175697548

I've been trialing an aggro taunt warrior, it's complete shit but they never see it coming.

What are we even quoting?
Is it a tournament commentator or something?

>>175697706
Its Cora "SongSnorlax" from dreamhack.

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>>175697653
I want to have fun, not be a gatekeeper that makes sure that no one on either side has fun ever. Maybe I'll build a Tempo Warrior and jam N'Zoth in it, Arathi Weaponsmith and Cruel Taskmaster are decent memes

>>175697981

It's not gatekeeper shit, I hate that.

I just put loads of cheap taunts and card draw in with the idea of getting the rag power asap.

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>tfw you had your taunt package online and were going wide but your opponent gets the aggro package online and gets a rag shot straight to the dome online package rag shot online package dome.

>>175697650
Warrior is allowed to have strong weapons and removal because it's hero power has 0 interaction with the board.

>>175691380

>>175698128
Public Defender is my bro - shits over agro and Quest Rogues

>tfw fell back from 16 to 20 with freeze mage
I got real unlucky.

>>175698142
>not mitigating this with a draw package into healing package to the dome

>>175698341
everytime i queue freeze i get jade druid the first game then i dont want to play freeze anymore

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>>175698128
You say that, but what you are describing is a faster Taunt Wariror, which is literally the definition of what I am describing. I'll take playing against a regular Pirate Warrior that jams 2 Bloodhoof Braves in their deck any day over playing that shit, taunt is cheat (unless it's Ancestral Spirit Earth Elementa)

lSMOrc

>>175698638

Well I never win with it anyway so don't worry too much.

>he didn't bring his wallet package online to combo into buying packs wallet to the dome

What are you, poor?

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>>175698753
It's okay, I'll meet you some time on ladder with my full on Totemic Might Shaman

>>175694217
I mean i need some specific decks that i've seen at global games today, and they're kinda different from decklists and hearthpwn. Is there any place where these players show their decks or smth like that

>>175697650
It should work like Enter the Colliseum.

It's not even the issue with Brawl that it's too strong because it really isn't, it's just so fucking frustrating.

>>175698925

Godspeed anon

>>175698971
it is too strong

for 5 mana you:
worst case scenario leave only their best minion alive
best case scenario suddenly have a winning board position

it's fucking retarded and the worst kind of RNG possible since it's entirely gamewarping
so many games where garrosh entirely steals the win because he wins a 20% roll on brawl

>3 free packs
>just got Tarim in my last pack and decided to start saving up now
>here goes nothing
>mfw Lyra

Time to craft Shadow Visions and live the meme, apparently.

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>>175699083
Brawl is like Mind Control, it's effect has never been "OP" in terms of increasing your overall winrate, just strong at times, but they should nerf it's mana up anyway because it actively siphons the enjoyment many people get out of this game. Brawl 6 mana WHEN

>>175697217
Source: my ass

>2 cards of same rarity to make 1 of gold
>current rate is 8

gee, why doesn't blizz do this?

>>175699378
They really should just double down on the golden crafting cost cost and up dust rates so the whales can still show off their small penises and they make cash.

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What do?

>Still no Hearthstone China pack drop rates

Why is Hearthstone allowed preferential treatment?

>>175699601
that's not a terrible idea, but then the mid range tax bracketers get mad because they can't get their full gold deck now

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>drop Primalfin Totem
>it didn't reduce the cost of my Thing From Below that I could have played that turn

FIX THIS NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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r8 my meme deck boys, trying to be as honest as possible while playing wild shieldbearers

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>initiating "Well played!" as the winning player
I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU
AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
YOU DISRESPECTFUL CUNT

>>175699816

>player politely compliments you on a good game
>REEEEEE MURDER KILL KILL

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>tfw beating aggro shitters as Ramp Druid

>Starting hand is Smuggler's Run, Smuggler's Run and Grimestreet Outfitter
>First draw is a Divine Favour
Might aswell concede

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>>175699816
>Opponent is able to sneak an emote in before I can squelch

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>>175699816
>not playing into the 'heh, greetings' package

>>175699687
concede

>>175699687
At this point you may as well just go wide and bring online the concede package to the dome

>>175700447
don't listen to this shieldbearer.

all you need to do is get the burn plan online, your hand is telling you it's time to put the gas on. you ARE running the burn package, right? if nothing else, you can always set up a value plan and win once Antonidas comes online.

>>175699687
ward their jungle

>>175695842
the single best golden legendary is jaraxxus. you get a golden hero, a golden weapon and a golden hero power that summons golden minions.

>>175699816
heh, greetings
>smack
>smack
>leeerooooooooyyy

>he's not running the 'to the dome' package

kys shieldbearers

>>175697706
it's just one guy spamming the same line over and over. ignore the autist

>>175699816
"Well Met!" is the only honorable emote regardless of circumstances.

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>>175700783
we are legion

Based Trump streaming a f2p quest rogue deck rn. Already at rank 21 and crushing it. High legend by tomorrow

>>175700913
>f2p quest rogue
quest rogue is by default not free to play, especially considering it involves crafting cards that arent particularly useful in every other class

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I'm unironically having the most fun I've had in years with this

God bless Giant Anaconda and Barnes

There's nothing more fun to witness than a guy shitting himself that a turn 3/4 anaconda is sitting there with 1/1 stat line waiting to pull a bog creeper or my y'shaarj

>>175701039
>not free to play
>doesn't cost a cent
Stupid replier

>>175701067
>anon drops deck 5games later because pirate warriors shat on him

>>175701197
I've not lost to a pirate warrior so far.

>>175701067
Sad to see how much money you've sunk into this game

>>175701232
>so far.

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>>175701662
t. f2poor

Used 7k dust to craft a mage, haven't won any game so far on 10th rank. Feelsbad

Why is ranked so cancer with bm?

This is the only Blizzard game I play, and I've heard most of their games have the worst playerbase- is that true?

I stopped using my Legend cardback since I got spammed with bm more than with some seasonal cardback.

>you can still see their cursor on their face portrait when you've squelched them

I've played a number of mmo's and this playerbase has got to be the most annoying of all online games I've played.

>>175701897
If that makes you feel better, go ahead and deny your waste of money all you want

>>175701662
I've been playing since GvG and bought every adventure with gold

but continue to be spiteful on the account of me having fun.

>>175702035
>playing with legend cardback
There's no better feeling than shitting on some tryhard with both a golden hero and legend cards, you did the right thing by removing it

>>175702118
It might be even sadder knowing how much time you've sunk into a digital cardgame for no real payoff. I hope your depression causes you to end your own life soon

ICE TO MEET YOU

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>>175700607
Is this becoming /ThatsAdmirable General/?

>38 posters
>nothing but shitty memes
DEAD GAME

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>>175701662
>my opponent plays cards! BabyRage

go back to watching Kripp

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>>175701897
A false-flag post-ironic /pol/ image, r a r e

The day of the Revolution is soon. Universal income is an inevitability in the technological age.

>>175702316
jesus christ anon calm down

>>175701067
This deck needs a curator.

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I have absolutely no cards and about 6000 dust. What do I craft?

>>175703178
look up trump's midrange hunter he used at dreamhack. Costs 2k dust and is legend viable. Also if you dont have granny's just replace it with trogg beast rager

>>175702059
You waste money every day by eating food to keep your miserable existence alive

Is Knuckles worth putting in midrange?

>all the streamcucks trying to play meme decks in wild

lmao

>>175703661

What would you remove?

>>175703709
They still add dr.boom to everything.
lmaoing at they're life
boom isnt hot shit anymore

>>175703709
and they are all losing because they dont have anyone to netdeck off of

>>175703742
Kodo

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>>175703178
>>175703491
If you're looking to craft a Mid Hunter list, MrLEGO's is way better than Trump's. I'm confident Leeroy is the right 5-drop to play

https://
www.docdroid
.ne
t/nSscYWi/top-16-dreamhack-austin.pdf.html#page=16

These are all the decklists from top 16 at DH

>>175703661
Every single hunter legendary in the history of hearthstone has always been a waste of space, no exception

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>>175702995
>be gross overweight uneducated /pol/tard
>housing and food guarnteed by gubment
>use universal basic income to spend my days with my VR waifu and animu body pillow
>never have to leave home, so no longer petrified of Jews and people of color
why are /pol/tards so against universal basic income, again?

Hearthstone.

>>175703896

Fuck me, I wouldn't be playing that either. What's your list?

>>175703123
While that may be powerful, I feel the fact that there's 2 nourish and 2 wraths, and the account of turn 10 wild growth's, there's a little bit too much draw in this deck and curator would only make it worse.

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>>175693662
>It's a "winning streak playing retarded ramp druid" episode again

went from 17 to 13 today

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>>175704129
Even with distractions I feel like a good number of blue-collar people will become depressed and go crazy once their jobs are automated and they have nothing to fill their days with and "muh get a real job" strawman is gone, it's gonna be a tumultuous time.

Or even better they will enact a Revolution, overthrow the esatablishment and we all become Luddites. Best timeline.


Play Secret Mage, the deck is nuts and you will climb with it if you pick up when to play things correctly for max tempo.

>>175695083
>2.81 MB

dude scale your files

>>175705001
Ramp Druid is seriously a sleeper deck right now

Everyone's so used to playing their bullshit tribal cards that they forget that big dick taunts exist and Ramp Druid runs most of them all

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>>175705127
>that autist who complains about file size in 2017
why is he in literally every thread now

>>175705369
Phonefags, my dude

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>Shoop is coaching Frank on how to play N'Zoth Pally in his open

best stream

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>>175705001
>>175705216

it keeps working

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>threads lasts for several hours
>~100 unique ips

Hhahah holy fuck dead game

>>175705445
>not having unlimited 4G LTE service
>2017
why are people so poor

>>175705556
B-but 70 million players playing in their toilets

>>175705743
It's 70 million accounts created that have installed the game

They just clickbaited everyone

>>175705556
A general for this game is actually p unnecessary. The threads on /v/ usually have a bigger pool of posters

>>175705709
>not hooking it up to your wifi
You're not actually browsing 4chan outside of your home, right?

>>175705476
Both times I've seen leadpaint irl he has had multiple women on him.

How does he do it? It's a good damn mystery

>>175705925

>not shitposting at work

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>Go 2-3 in arena because i didnt get mage
>Go to open pack

Who could it be /hsg/?

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>>175705089
>Even with distractions I feel like a good number of blue-collar people will become depressed and go crazy once their jobs are automated and they have nothing to fill their days with and "muh get a real job" strawman is gone, it's gonna be a tumultuous time.

I'm not denying that this could happen, but I don't get that shit.

If I lived in a country with big welfare, I'd be painting and scultpting all day erry day and not cry about muh jerbs instead of only when I don't have to be earning actual money. People need to have meaningful hobbies, is all.

Also, you should be playing the thinking man's deck *tips petal*

>>175705556
>>~100 unique ips

and how many do you think a "not dead" general on /vg/ should have? Because /hsg/ is pretty much exactly average.

How to beat taunt spam shitters when you play miracle rogue?

>>175706131
a bad quest

>>175706131
>1.64 MB for a who could it be

get that shit together.

>>175706216

Sap or assassinate flower.

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>>175705925
>implying I don't openly browse r9k /WomenHate/ threads while sipping a latte at Starbucks
you mistake me for someone with morals

>>175706268
>more taunts coming

>>175705817
the thread on /v/ is literally nothing but goblin fetishists right now.

>>175706131
voraxx

>>175706216
>>175706268
This, plus don't overextend into brawl and try to get sherazin out as fast as possible.

Miracle is still fast enough to end him before his new hero power becomes too dangerous. The worst thing is him dirty ratting something important like edwin or auctioneer early and while normal people don't do that because nobody wants to deal with arcane giant or free sherazin on turn 4, it's a common retard tactic, therefore quite popular among taunt warrior players.

>>175706517

Well save it for when you have lethal you silly sausage.

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28% winrate, when i crafted this deck mistakes were made, /hsg/, never craft this shit

>>175706782
Well yeah, it's a shitter freeze mage

It's fun but it sucks dick to most aggro

>>175706782

Medivh is too pure for that deck

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>>175706265
I would adjust that shit but im at work on my phone.

>>175706240
>>175706680
Close but wrong

But hey ill take a legendary of my choice. Now what to choose...

>>175707045
GENZO
THE
SHARK

>>175707045
Nice pull.

The tragedy of hunter is he is not made for value game no matter how many good "control" cards he gets.

>>175707208
I think Hunter has had historically the worst legendaries ever created in contrast to how the class actually plays

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>>175706178
Think about all of the dickhead cuckservatives you know that craft their identity around of their jobs, or just all of the normal people that do that. For many people it's their main reason for getting up in the morning.

>>175705929
He has a gf, but just look at his hair, he's a soulful dude. Best music of any stream ez

>>175707208
I know. I already had a non-gold and the best play was when a bad mage dirty rat it out. It was even better when i adapted it untargetable the next turn.

>>175707436
I dont theres ever been a hunter legendary thats been a must for a deck.
Atleast lock has JARAXXUS.

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>Hunter mirror
>going first
>this hand

S K I L L
K
I
L
L

>>175707486
I would Unironically have sex with the guy in the middle.

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Help me pick a LEGENDARY

>>175707575
i swer on me mum m8 if u dont win this

>>175707637
mayor memes

>>175707637
Blizzard hate you
kek

>>175707637
retire

Every fuckin time i play against druid. Fuckin jade druid, retarded combra druid or 100% moronous token one. Is there a deck that fuck any kind of druids, i need lumberjack-druidkiller deck

>>175707887
what dick you using son
im doing fairly decent against any kind of druid with murloc rogue

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Post cards you hate

Is Elemental Shaman still the answer to the cancer?

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>>175708026

>>175691610
doom guard and firelands 10 dmg

even if he hero powered ur face you're still alive with 13 hp

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>>175708026
I get that mage currently doesn't exist without it, but an average of three ice blocks per game is too fucking much.

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>>175706782
>>175706821
>>175706970
If you have a 28% winrate with this deck over time, you are either getting extremely unlucky or doing something terribly wrong. Seriously. It's a stable top tier deck at this point

>>175708026
>any Priest card
Most unfun class in the game, thank god is a dead class.

Also:
>Ice block

>>175708379
Not really.

>Build a board
>bully his face
>he drops alex
>heal back up
>"I concede"

It's a really simple deck to beat if you're not playing a deck that's literally 100% aggressive

>>175708105
It answers midrange and murloc paladin pretty well, but gets dickslapped hard by quest rogue and burn mage, taunt warrior matchup is also kinda bad.

So no.

>>175708026
everything that is
>Created by

>>175707974
I'm playin mage and he just bursts me down with his murlocs/pirates with buffs or fucks with his deathwings and millions of armor.

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Hey guys, what do you think?

>>175708379
I'm loosin even before alex drop. playin agains druids, palas with healz and hunters all the time.

I have made myself unhappy, /hsg/.

>playing priest v hunter
>hunter has one card in hand, couple 2 attack minions out, 16 health
>I have a nice spread of taunts and things that do nasty things when you heal them, and 18 health
>have Auchenai Soulpriest and Greater Healing Potion in hand
>have the nasty idea of playing Soulpriest and slamming the other guy for 12 damage
>notice the "friendly character" detail after trying to target rexxar
>oh well, I'll do something else--
>playing on phone, so the way to deselect a card is to drag it back to hand
>accidentally drag it over my portrait
>do 12 damage to myself
>hunter immediately pulls out that 5 damage shot card and finishes me off

I was about to rank up, too.

>>175708872
Bring the kys package online retard and go wide with it

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>>175707635
*pterodactyl noises*

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>>175709337
>playing priest

>>175707486
>>175709505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_L8Ej6fnog

>>175709337
Should have played the burn package

Forever shieldbearer for you

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>mfw Hearthstone is so shit none of the pros can stomach playing it for more than 4 hours

>>175709759
>Not playing the double taunt go wide aggro midrange control rag shot to the dome package

>>175709850
>not bringing the better game package online and ditching this piece of shit package of a game

>go to Reddit to have a good laugh at the retards
>unironically saying this is the best and most diverse meta

Lol

>>175709850
>wanna play _____ deck
>need thousand legendaries and epics
>game gives you no gold and dust
>"budget" versions are unfun trash

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>mfw all the good streamers are now practicing in Wild

Bizzaro world

Yesterday for some reason I made the poll specific to Standard-NA Server. But fuck it, I guess everyone can be lumped into the same poll, regardless of region and format- as long as you're in /hsg/.

/hsg/ - Highest Attained Rank?
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/12883046

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>>175708489
>>175708962

>has a stable high winrate at all ranks with a balanced matchup chart
>"I can't get it to work, must be a shit deck"

>>175709850
>Playing this more than 20-30mins
I wonder how they do it.

>>175710331
>Drops at legend
>good at anything that's not rank 5 - legend

What a shock.

It's like retards know how to counter it outside of rank 20.

>>175710135
Could you tell me when the most diverse meta in Hearthstone was?

>LoE

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Would a card like this help to make hunter viable in wild?

>>175710331
>aggro shaman
Wtf is that, never seen it.

>>175710470
WotG

Which was also the most fun the game has ever been

>>175710214
>only 2 votes

so nobody wants to see the average rank of /hsg/??

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>>175710214
>accidentally copy "Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/12883046"

wtf google

>>175710574
It's a misleading name, it's the shaman that runs cheap tokens and 2 bloodlusts.

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>>175710468
>drops from top 4 51%+ winrate allllllll the way down to to top 6 51%+ winrate
>Rank 1 to 5 isn't more competitive netdecking shitshow as a whole near the end of the season, in the season when most pros weren't even laddering last week

Hm. It's almost as if you don't undertstand what this data means.

>Glimmeroot into Forbidden healing with Soul Priest on board to deal 14 + 3 dmg for exact lethal

And kids this is why you don't leave the Soulpriest alive on board

>>175710331
Whats difference in murloc pala and midrange one? Aren't they both running murlocs?

>>175710772
They're just numbers, who fucking cares

>I can look at le stats therefore I am the authority of the meta

>>175710884
midrange is the more control oriented one that depends on taunts like primordial drake and utilizing le 6 mana summon a dinosaur

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>>175710895
What the fuck am I hearing right now? This is live data that represents the deck as being one of the most successful archetypes on ladder, counter to the guy who said the deck is shit. Shields up.

>>175710884
"Midrange Paladin" is the slightly slower version that runs Rag Lightlord, Equality, sometimes DA RULEZ, etc. as opposed to full on Murlocs

>>175711008
Bullshit. Midrange has lost all its meaning the moment Kolento reached rank 1 with a paladin that ran that 1 mana one drop and midrange cards like Tirion, Steed, Curator and Drake.

Reminder that hearthstone employees claim that many of their colleagues don't even reach rank 10. Is this why the meta is usually so imbalanced?

>>175711194
whyd you post a random yugi mon

The only reason why any mage deck is having any form of success is the ability to draw 4 fucking ice blocks and have a frozen board for 8 god damn turns

Mage would be in a shittier place in Warlock if it weren't for that fucking cancer

I swear to god if it doesn't hall of famed this game is fucking done

>>175711308
Have you seen r/hearthstone? The top post is how good the meta is since no one is complaining about it.

Has anyone else gotten their collegiate packs? I voted for the leaf college and they got 2nd place so im not sure if I get any

>>175711308
source?

>>175711453
https://www.reddit.com/r/hearthstone/comments/3cfu46/posts_make_it_seem_like_everyone_hits_rank_5_or/csva7q1/

I know
>reddit

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>>175711349
>4 meteors

>>175711426
Top post here is also about why the meta is good

Best deck in the meta is a combo deck. Second best is a midrange deck with a bunch of taunts cucking aggro decks. Third best is a hunter deck even poorfags can make.

There is literally nothing wrong with the meta

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>streamers are s desperate for viewers that they are jumping on the "Wild is more diverse" meme
absolutely pathetic

>>175711519
I doubt they would get rid of highmane, hunter isn't exactly oppressive and is nonexistent in wild. I'd guess Ice Block since freeze mage still exists.

>>175711596
They're actually doing Wild to get into the blizzard tournament.

http://www.hearthpwn.com/news/2812-official-blizzard-wild-tournament-top-64-ranked

Ya know, playing the game.

>>175711563
But the top deck according to objective data is pally. Did you read VS report? I don't think the meta is good. I just think it is still diverse at this point. Once it is settled, then we will see if it is LOE or MSoG

>>175711293
>midrange don't run both cheap cards and expensive cards
t. someone who has never played card games before

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>>175711596
>"Wild is more diverse" meme
>implying it's not

Good goy, dust your cards anon.

>>175711194
I miss geargia

>>175711671
>I don't think the meta is good
>It's just diverse
uh huh

>>175711749
All decks runs cards from 1 mana to 8/9/10 mana. Freeze mage runs cards from 2 mana to 10. I guess Freeze mage is midrange now.

>>175711854
By diverse I mean unsettled. People are still testing out decks and seeing what works. Remember Nzoth pally was considered T1 for a season before Shaman cancer metastasized

>>175711880
Midrange is defined as turns 4/5/6

Paladin is nearly unstoppable if it maintains board by turn 6

Would Wild Pirates without Finley work for the tavern brawl?

>>175712023
If freeze maintains the board by turn 6, Freeze is unstoppable as well. What fucking nonsense are you sprouting.

>>175711880
Lol you're a literal fucking idiot.

Tirion is not a midrange card, he is a card although that is one of the broken class cards in the game so therefore he is an auto include.

Did you know Face Hunter also ran Highmanes despite not having charge, stealth or being less than 3 mana?

You're logic is so stupid.

>>175712085
Seems fine. Should be able to highroll a bit, but remember anon, you need to win atleast 9 games to get your gold value. Probably not worth it for more ungoro packs

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>>175712176
>You're logic is so stupid

ugh I almost forgot how much I hate Renolock and especially watching it. That's all people are going to play for tavern brawl.

>>175691380
So I just gave this game a try a couple days ago.
I won most of my casual vs player matches with the mage (played around 25, lost 10).
I remember losing to some murloc spammer, to a druid with some ridiculously buffed windfury card, and someone who kept getting secrets.
I'm I going to just get curbstomped by decks like this being f2p or do I just need to git gud?

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>>175712278
Oh no, I had a typo!

Quick someone get the redditors here to downvote me!

I have comitted such sin that my opinion is therefore invalid!

I am sorry almighty redditor!

I need help
I want to make a deck that is 100% designed to stall as long as possible. I don't need a win condition, I'm not interested in picking up wins with this deck. I only want to stall and rope people and see how many people i can make concede just out of boredom.
It's got to be mage, right? I want to make demented frostcaller work somehow.

Someone has to be as evil as I am, help me make this deck

>>175712176
Highmane is 2 cards for 6 mana and probably the highest cost card. Pally runs 2 steed, 2 drakes, curator and Tirion. Some even run lightlord.

>>175712334
f2p is suffering till you get 1 tier 1 deck. Also even if you are f2p the 5 dollar bundle is worth it

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>>175712346
Are you bothered, anon?

>>175712361
Wrong. If your objective is to stall as long as possible, play taunt warrior with Tar Lord and all the other huge taunt minions.

>>175712362
>Steed
Broken
>Primordial drake
Literally broken and makes priests auto concede
>Curator
Stupid powerful in decks that run shit like murlocs and dragons (aka current paladin)
>Tirion and Rag Lightlord
2 of the most absurd class legendaries in the game

Especially Tirion, who is arguably the most powerful and consistent legendary in the game's existence.

Who fucking cares if it's called something stupid and it's not actually what it is, broken cards are broken cards, fill your deck with them and then go off and win.

>BNet update, restart it, get disconnected from HS
>restart it
>mfw 11 minute queue
You fucking what?
You faggots better restart your clients so I can get a fucking game.

>>175712362
>2 drakes
Not a single midrange pally deck runs 2 drakes. Just one. Ragna is the nearly the must.

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>>175711519
Ice Block most likely. Alex is possible. Not sure what else. Leeroy? Malygos?

Rexxar is allowed to have big value, sticky deathrattle bullshit because his card draw is shit. He needs stuff like the hymen to keep up in value with other classes. Otherwise the only way to build a hunter is just hard aggro 100% of the time.

>>175712567
We are not discussing if the cards are broken or not. We are talking about the difference between "midrange" pally and "aggro" pally.

>>175712176
face hunter didn't run highmanes

the curve capped out at 3 between arcane golem wolfrider animal companion unleash kill command etc

>>175712362

if you're talking about midrange murloc paladin it isn't aggro in the traditional sense, the deck can trade for basically the whole game and still outmuscle and outvalue the board and win late

cards like stonehill and elise help tremendously with this

the deck is so easy to pilot its stupid, it beats faster decks with ridiculous catchup and it outraces any control or combo decks

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>>175712198
This is my current list. Any suggestions?
I was thinking about teching in Grimy Gadgeteer in place of the second Captain

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>>175710331
Not sure what happened, but i suddenlt started to roll 4 iceblocks every game and win on this stupid deck. Feelsstrange

>>175712785
don't. Looks exactly like the tier 0 deck. You're going to get fucked by reno about half the time, but thats no different than last expansion

>>175712693
Malygos is one of those cards I don't think will ever be used again in standard because the discount of Thaurrisan is gone sadly, which is a shame because Maly decks actually had some form of skill in decision making required to pilot it to high ranks.

I agree with Leeroy, he needs to fuck off forever.

>>175712896
I find Reno to be one of the easier matchups, actually.
I'm just waiting to see what kind of stall bullshit is going to fuck me over in Wild.

>Wild Heroic Tavern Brawl

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>>175711319
Because he has shields for hands

>>175711838
Also this, Geargia was the best. Patches before it's time Keepo

What's better in midrange pally: finja or horse?
Should i even bother usin any crabs?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-E-v9PnzWU
why is this allowed?

>>175713159
Blizzard already gave 3 packs this week, if they gave one more pack to 70 million players they would go bankrupt

>>175713789
Just think how many Indian children have to die each day while painstakingly hand-crafting these packs. You're not a monster, are you?

>turn 1 do nothing
>Ship's Cannon on turn two
>turn three
>N'zoth, Patches, coin into two Southsea Deckard
>eight damage from cannon, six from minions, one from weapon

holy fucking shit wild pirate warrior is fucking funny

i am going to play this with magni and a legend cardback to look more tryhard

>>175710572
>>175710572
>>175710572
Stop.

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Night shifts are suffering

>>175713789
They should reduce amount of cards in packs. 5 is too much. 3 is enough

>>175713981
Change name to something that sounds controlly for bonus points.

>>175714047
Maintenance, bro. 2 hours.
It's just that you have to divine this shit with a crystal ball since Blizzard is too fucking incompetent to announce it in game or in battle.net.

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>>175714047
NotLikeThis

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Anon, i need help. Here's my deck. I'm losin against most paladins, aggro versions just tooo fast for me and i can't controll em well. Thought about using hungry crab but have no idea instead of what. Control palas have just better late all this fuckin nzoths and so on, playin against em till fatigue and losing.

2nd problem is druid. Token druid, just as pala, too fast for me, he is killing me in 5 turns every time, can't even use tarim.

What can i change in my deck? Today, i saw kolento running this deck with finja (to make it more agressive i guess), have no idea what he changed for it, but i guess it was crab. Is it worth for ladder?

>>175692601
Why aren' t you playing ancient watcher?

>>175714249
I reached rank 15 with the deck already holy shit

mortal strike is absolutely underrated though- don't know why people swap it out for another captain buffer

>murloc shaman says gg
>mortal strike for exact lethal

god damn my sides

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Bloodlust Shaman is such a dumb deck. How am I winning games with this thing?

>>175714330
cut megasaur

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>>175714330
The deck is fine, absolutely craft Finja. If you want to win more, needs more murlocs or go greedier

>>175715119
Pretty sure Captain is better in the mirror and vs other board-centric matchups.
More reach doesn't do that much if you can't get on board at all.

>>175714330
just go balls in Murlocs. I've been lucking my way on up the ladder with it.

>>175715242
People forgot bloodlust is a card, I know I did until I died to it.

>>175715734
I have finja, i don't know what i should cut for him.
>>175715318
He won me tons of games, not sure if it's good idea.
>>175716205
I got legend on it las t season either, but i've not met ANY druids that time, and there're not so much murloc palas desu, now i'm gettin fucked.

Why does discardlock exist and how do you make it not feel like you dealt 10 damage to yourself and threw away half your deck for nothing?

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>>175715734
wrong dick

>>175715242
it just werks

>>175716814
It's toilet tier, it might as well not exist.

>>175716879
Also, in your list, cut a Steed ezpz

What's up with all the big streamers playing wild all of a sudden?

>>175717346
Wild heroic brawl tomorrow and official wild tournament for the top 64 in wild ladder this season

>>175717346
upcoming blizzard wild tourney

>>175717462
>>175717461

Bleh, boring

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I love this deck (ignore low rank, first time playing wild)

If you want to contribute to seeing how /hsg/ fairs in ladder (both formats, any region- as long as you're a poster in /hsg/) please vote.

Highest Rank Attained in Hearthstone Ladder?:
www.strawpoll.me/12883046/

Will be regularly posting this at least for a week- maybe longer. Very curious to see the overall results.

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So I'm missing Curator, a 2nd fishes, and a 2nd dirty rat. I have 400 dust, which of fishes/rat should I craft? Any other suggestions?

I only have doomslayer in there as a poor removal substitution for fishes

>>175718207

I'd take fishes personally, dirty rat is typically better situationally but board clear is typically where I struggle whenever I play taunt warrior, especially if you're playing against hunters a dirty rat can really fuck you because you're just giving them extra tempo and they usually play a lot of deathrattle or passive effects

Also I'd really recommend getting karazhan as adventures really are the best bang for your buck as far as getting cards goes and Blizzard's getting rid of them soon so get it while you can

Unless you already have it and you disenchanted curator but idk why you would ever do that

>>175718207
You don't need a 2nd dirty rat. Quest rogues aren't as prominent on the ladder anymore and the same applies to Quest mages. Go with 2nd fishes because you need them vs the cancer which is Pally.

>>175718207

Oh yeah one more thing, leave ornery direhorn out for one more direhorn hatchling if you have it, direhorn isn't that great of a card

>>175718718
What do you mean blizzard is getting rid of them soon? Like being put in wild?

I might just buy it for curator, that card is so damn good for taunt warrior. But I don't want to buy it if it will be removed soon

>>175718904
>>175718928
thx bruvs, I crafted a fishes

yeah I noticed that ornery direhorn is weak. I removed it for another direhorn hatchling

>>175719518
karazhan will be around for atleast another year, so its a safe buy

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>opponent plays glimmerroot and guesses the wrong card
my sides every time

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>>175720437
>mfw playing a shit deck just to fake out priests

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Umbra or African-American Knight?

>>175708243
other guy also had auchenai on board you stupid fuck

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>>175718193
This poll is EXTREMELY prone to reporting bias.

Legend players want to show off their big orange dicks while shieldbearers will be too embarrassed to answer

>>175721406
black knight for sure

>>175721406
cuck knight, paladin doesn't have that many good deathrattles anymore

>>175721501
>show off
>embarassed to answer
>anonymous poll

???

>>175721501
>embarrassed
>in an anonymous poll where you can't even get (you)s
Don't be so fucking autistic, anon.

BASED KRIPP CALLING OUT BLIZZARD FOR THE """FREE""" PACKS

>>175721656
What happened? Blizzard lied?

>>175721656
Do people here actually watch that guy stream? Jesus Christ.

>>175718193
let me show off my e-peen more by breaking down legend into categories

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Hydrologist or Lost in the Jungle

>>175722005
why dont you just download heartharena or check lightforge? Those are way better than random anons

>>175721789
People actually post on a controlled japanese image board? Jesus christ.

>>175721597
>>175721652
Doesn't matter if its anonymous. Embarrassment is still a factor that will skew the results towards legend. Legend players being more likely to answer is a bigger factor, though.

The only way to eliminate this bias is to make it mandatory, even to lurkers
>on an anonymous board
I know, but I'm just giving a hypothetical solution

>>175722005
Hydro 9/10 times

>log in
>3 free packs

wait what the fuck? why? they didnt even explain