/4ccg/ - Prestigious Qualifier Edition

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Fourth for BENIS xDDD

5th benis

>>175341624
>/a/ lucked out by have 3 of the very worst teams in the same group
>/a/ will qualify into babby with literally zero effort

I have never felt so fucking disgusted by /a/ in a very long time

Guys /i/ totally played better against /a/ even though they very obviously didn't until a second half that was mostly garbage time

Why does /pol/ sucks so many dicks?

>>175342003
/pol/ is that old middle school joke about the kid who is the most vocal about not being gay actually being gay

>>175341965
/a/ was going to qualify from any group possible. That's not what we're supposed to laugh at them for.

>>175341965
It's amazing how you can have three completely shit teams in a fetus group. I would have never imagined this as a possibility.

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>>175342075
quite accurate, they pretty much accuse anyone of being a "safe spacer" but dissenting opinions in their board are shut down with name-calling and shitposting.

>>175342120
if you're below Pot 1 in a fetus and not a revived team you are completely shit by default

>>175341965
Usually, 3 out of 4 teams are going to make the escape from the fetus with no fucking problems, because the fetus is there to weed out trash. I know you're just trying to start shit but come on.

>>175342003
>make Bogdanoff Brothers a player
>don't even put Quick Rundown as their shirt name let alone the proper player name

>>175341965
Which is the best team in fetus and why it's /i/?

>>175342463
/pol/ deserves to get aborted just for the roster alone.
>Stormfront
>in 2017
>as a gold no less

>>175342613
because you're wrong and it's /co/

>>175342629
what even is stormfront?

>>175342896
A site for unironic nazis.

>>175341965
how is it their fault they got a group they can't fail to be promoted from?

>>175342784
/co/ is actually leading the fetus if we treat all the teams as one big group. Also, considering how sleepy the /trv/ - /sci/ game was, I'd say they have a good chance of nine pointing the group.

>>175343063
/sci/ could fuck with /co/ a little and by that point it probably won't matter for /co/ but /co/ are far better built than /trv/ ever were and /sci/ are the second-worst team in the fetus
/trv/ are straight up trash, arguably the third-worst team in the fetus, so /co/ have no excuse for losing that one
and yet both might actually beat /pol/ because /pol/'s livemanagement is SDA-tier. what a world we live in.

>>175343063
is that because they beat /a/ on goals against?

>>175343445
/pol/ getting aborted in a group with /trv/, /sci/ and /co/ is a concept so bad that I have a trouble even imagining it. Surely a pot 1 team cannot be that shit.

>>175343461
Yeah.

>>175343510
>Surely a pot 1 team cannot be that shit
Pots mean nothing m8, everyone is here because they are so shit they need permission to enter a fucking babby.

>>175343592
I'd argue that some of the teams are here because /merit/ is hellbent on mega-fetus.

Will Port Adelaide reach 150?

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>>175343862
>posted in the wrong thread again

>>175343630
even if so you didn't get to be a mega-fetus candidate by doing "ok" or better.

>Bill Nye is still part of /sci/

>>175343630
>be /merit/
>toss /a/ into an unneeded megafetus for essentially statpadding for no reason other than your massive AB/a/ delusions
>make up some bullshit later to attempt a defense
not like /a/ have a reason to complain anymore because their free 9 points is almost certainly enough to swing that efficiency dong around even if/when they choke in the babby proper

>>175344036
Nye got his ass benched today even as a red lmao, it was too late to force him out so he's going to stay permabench for the weekend
whenever /sci/ next play after this weekend he's gone

>>175344057
What do you think makes going on about bailouts and needless fetus sizes so appealing to you?

If you are the last team in your babby group, you deserve to be in fetus.

/thread

>>175341546
when does the fetus begin?

>>175344229
Yesterday.

/y/ won the fetus.
/pol/, /tg/ and /a/ are out of the babby.

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dammit /pol/

>>175344160
>letting the memes win over muh e-sport

Based

>>175344456
dammit reddit

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>>175344160
For some reason, I read that as "Nye got his ass bleached today".

>>175345413
Wouldn't surprise anybody at this point now tbqh

>/sci/ won't play with Nye against /pol/
Wasted opportunity.

Why does /sci/ hate Nye?

Honestly lads if you had told me about the top 16 in the Cup right now last year I would have said that's bullshit but I believe it. How has your experience been with the volatility of the top teams in the Cup desu?

>>175345814
because Bill has opinions on gender spectrum and on population control.

what this has to do with science and math I don't know.

I guess /sci/ is /pol/.

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>>175345880
Mengele in /pol/ roster when?

>>175345880
WTF I hate /sci/ now.

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We'll be passing around a bucket, please drop your shins into it and then hand the bucket to the bettor next to you.


>>175265001
10.35
>>175265291
6.00
>>175265721
5.00
>>175265918
3.40
>>175267268
6.00
>>175267386
3.40
>>175267565
6.80
>>175267575
4.00
>>175267881
3.50
>>175269451
8.50
>>175270580
3.00
>>175270630
12.50
>>175270996
13.65
>>175271239
10.50
>>175272684
13.90
>>175273562
8.25
>>175274087
15.60
>>175274092
8.75
>>175274348
14.20
>>175274786
11.90

Top 5:
>>175274087
>>175274348
>>175272684
>>175270996
>>175270630


Total bet: $350.00
Total paid: $169.20
Total profit: $180.80

The house always wins.

>>175346561
You are a jew.
Hope you get killed by>>175346018

>>175346561
can I bet on whether or not Sou will giggle during a given match?

So who's the most free cookie in the fetus?
So far its looking like /t/ to me.

>>175345880
>I guess /sci/ is /pol/.

They are in the same group too so one of them has to advance.

I've been rigging as a small-team manager
Long as I can remember, only just as good as /y/
I wish I could not be such an amateur
But I'm still a Babby manager, no matter how hard I try.
Every pause I take, every goal I track
Every sub I make, every test leads back
To the Cup I know, and I'll never go
Up to the Elites...

See the big market teams at the top, they call me
And no one knows, if I won't choke
If the memes and the PES RNG smile upon me
I might promote, if I go to Elites, there's no telling how far I'll go.

I know, everybody with their big teams seems so happy managing big teams
Exports rigged by design.
I know, everybody with their big teams wins all dice rolls with their big teams
So maybe I can roll with mine.

I can rig with pride, make my medals strong
They will cut inside, not play their balls long
But the RNG says my tactics are wrong
And I'm still in the Babby...

All the holes in the line-ups of teams I'm finding
I'll fill those holes, and soon come goals
And it seems like I'll go to Elites, not declining
Now /myteam/ grows, no need to resign, will I soon outshine?

See the big market teams at the top, they call me
And no one knows, if I won't choke
If the memes and the PES RNG smile upon me
I might promote, if I go to Elites, there's no telling how far I'll go.

what beat is this set to?
>>175347647

>>175347724
How Far I'll Go from Moana

>>175347724
>>175347813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPAbx5kgCJo

>2017
>not using fox in the box

>>175348960
>fox in the box
Nice meme

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/trv/ is so fucking doomed today.

>2017
>not using the McBox

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>>175347647
You tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter

>>175349461
I wanted to make a /c/ song with I Am Moana so that the last line would be "FUCK YOU KONATAAAAAAA"

>2017
>not putting only trick cards on strikers

>2017
>2017

>>175349532
>2017
>actually caring what other none elite team opnions

>2017
>having slow threads

2017 was proven to be the year of the gold defender.

>>175352740
Shut up SDA

>>175347647
In the summer back in 16 they would view
Lying awake intent at tuning in on you
They knew it was for kids what they were cumming to
Oh A Oh

You may have won your second star, but now you see,
You have been relegated to our cup's Babby
And now you see the pure elation that's in me
Oh A Oh

It is for children
Oh A Oh

But /mu/ killed them

/mu/sic killed the children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board

Viper came and you killed yourself
Oh A A A Oh

And now we'll see you in the middle of the spring
Along with neckbeard cloppers all "giddy upping"
Meanwhile /mu/ and /jp/ lay back, relaxing
Oh A Oh

You were in first once
Oh A Oh

But it's been months

/mu/sic killed the children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board

All the mulpers sit and cry
While their counsel shifts the blame aside
Oh A A A Oh
Oh A A A Oh

-musical interlude-

/mu/sic killed the children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board

All the mulpers sit and cry
While their counsel shifts the blame aside

Viper came and you killed yourself
Jeff Mangum is bad for brony's health

-musical interlude-

It is a children's show board
It is a children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board
/mu/sic killed the children's show board

We need a new rule now which states that if /a/ fail to 9 pts their group they must be aborted immediate and be banned from future cups forever

>>175353646
if /a/ fails to 9 point the council should be sacked and Art should come in.

>>175353646
/merit/ will actually consider this a valid suggestion.

>>175353646
>imagine /a/ not 9-pointing a group with two pot 4 teams and an abortion

>these teams still haven't signed up for VGL

/@/
/rs07g/
/ss13g/
/twg/
/vitagen/

>have to choose between watching the foetus and Crystal Palace
Fugg.

>>175353914
>people who still care about the teamlist

nobody

Any videos of yesterday's matches on klaxa yet? I wanna watch /pol/ get shrekt since I missed it live.

>>175355008
Yes

>>175355008
http://archive.klaxa.eu/Spring_2017/fetus/Matchday_1/11.%20-%20pol%20vs%20co.mkv

>>175355020
>>175355094
Good shit, thanks.

Why do we even bother with fetus AT ALL? None of these teams especially /a/ deserves to play and are waste of space.

They should be removed permanently from the tournament altogether

>>175356797
why do we bother with any kind of fetus?
living beings are a waste of space
mass suicide when

>>175356797
This was a terrible post. There was absolutely nothing about this post that added anything to the thread. Nobody is going to take it seriously. One person pretending to be from /jp/ who is actually from /sp/ is going to meme on you, and you're going to start a shitty fight with him in the thread. Everyone will be worse off because of it. Congratulations. You are the worst poster in /4ccg/.

>>175356797
Why do we even bother with babby AT ALL? None of these teams especially /mlp/ deserves to play and are waste of space.

They should be removed permanently from the tournament altogether

>an /sp/-/int/-/a/-/mlp/ group is theoretically possible in summer

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>>175356797
Permanently remove yourself from life altogether my guy.

>>175358214
I hope you know that only the villains from that group would promote

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i hope /i/ promote

>>175359523
I don't have much hope for /t/ so I imagine /i/ is likely to win that match.

>>175359523
PM me cute Kotoris

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>>175359627
ok

>>175359665
Thanks

>>175357174
Go away, Bill.

>>175359627
fuck off Umi

>>175359081
There are no villains in that group.

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>>175360171
Umi is also great

>>175360562
There's three villains in that group:
TWO STARS*
TWO STARS
ONE STAR

>>175360721
*are

>>175346561
>In the top 5 for the first time
Noice

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>>175360702
shut up reso

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>>175345880
>has "opinions" on gender spectrum and on population control
>pushes psuedoscience bullshit opinions as actual science on a show supposed to be about science
>guess /sci/ is /pol/ now!
Fuck off

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>>175345880
>has opinion
>/sci/ is now /pol/
What?

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Today Bet Rigtor Inc. is trialing a new feature to drain your wallets even harder, each match has a special bet that is only applicable for that specific match. All other regular rules apply as normal.

Rules: https://pastebin.com/7HfZKExf

>/wsg/ vs /his/
/wsg/ - 1.75
Draw - 1.70
/his/ - 1.65
This match has a straight red card - 1.70

>/tg/ vs /lgbt/
/tg/ - 1.70
Draw - 1.60
/lgbt/ - 1.75
/tg/ doesn't start on LB-CB-RB 1.20

>/a/ vs /t/
/a/ - 1.45
Draw -1.70
/t/ - 1.85
/t/ scores - 1.20

>/i/ vs /y/
/i/ - 1.70
Draw - 1.85
/y/ - 1.80
Yaranika scores - 1.35

>/pol/ vs /trv/
/pol/ - 1.60
Draw - 1.80
/trv/ - 1.75
This match has a comeback from two goals down - 1.60

>/co/ vs /sci/
/co/ - 1.55
Draw - 1.75
/sci/ - 1.80
A team livemanages and lose their lead as a result - 1.40

>>175363173
6 on /wsg/, /tg/-/lgbt/ draw, /a/
4 on /y/, /co/

>>175361707
rude

>>175363173
3 on /his/
3 on /a/ and /t/ scoring
4 on /i/-/y/ draw

>>175363173
3 on /his/, 4 on /y/, 3 on /pol/ vs /trv/ draw,

>>175363173
6 on /his/, /a/, and /co/
3 on /tg/, /y/, and /pol/
1 on /t/ scoring and Yaranaika scoring

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>>175362252
>>175362442
>giving (you)s to a fucking furry

4 for PATRICIAN DRAW in match /his/ vs /wsg/
3 for /a/ and /y/
3 for /co/ and /tg/

>>175363173
>/tg/ doesn't start on LB-CB-RB 1.20
This should be something like 1.80.

6 on /a/
3 on /a/ and /trv/
1 on /wsg/ draw and /t/ scoring

Reminder to please watch our show, we're starting in only 8 minutes with everyone's favorite autistic secondary character.

>>175364045
Thanks for the reminder again, you're a life saver

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>>175363896
>not replying to the bet post
ISHYGDDT

>>175362252
I'm sorry your autistic science god betrayed you because you're too fucking stupid to understand the difference between biological sex and gender.

Actually I'm not sorry.

Fuck you.

>>175363173
9 on /a/
1 on /his/

>>175363173
I wish to give you my shines

6 on /his/ /tg/ /a/ /i/ /pol/ /co/ accy
4 on /t/ scoring

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>>175363892
>FUCK ALL GOV'T SPOOKS

>>175358214
1 /his/
1 /tg/
3 /a/, /co/
2 /i/
2 /pol/
1 /a/, /co/, /i/, draw /wsg/-/his/

>>175364473
>I can't read the fucking rules
Neck yourself.

>>175364473
>9 Rigbux
>for /a/

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4chan League Baseball update.

The Shit League is where the 22 teams that weren't in the top 40 rankings went to. It consists of two divisions of 11 teams each. Each team will play 100 games. The top 4 teams in each division (8 total) move to the 4CLB next Regular Season (which begins Monday), just as the 8 worst teams in the 4CLB at the end of this Regular Season get sent back down to the SL.

The SL (unlike the 4CLB) only gets their top 4 rated players named after that team's corresponding 4CC medals, because anything more would be way more work than I wish to put into this autistic project of mine. I will give updates on the standings today and tomorrow for every set of 20 games that are played.

>>175363173
2 on /his/
2 on /lgbt/
2 on /t/
2 on /i/
2 on /pol/

>>175364209
I don't worship fucking mechanical engineer actor has-less-actual-degrees-than-Dolph-Lundgren Bill Nye you dumb cunt, I care that the faggot traipsed somebody out to talk-sing about her retarded talking vagina at people as if that was supposed to be scientific

Also
>herp derp he was talking about gender not biological sex!
>putting forth gender theory as objective actual science
>also he doesn't know about the push to say there's at least 5 biological sexes

>>175365072
What are you using to simulate the games?

>>175365407
OOTP Baseball

>>175365407
OOTP 17 (Out of the Park) because I'm too cheap to get OOTP 18.

I'm not managing any team (I'm unemployed)

>>175363173
6 on /t/
4 on /sci/

>>175363173
5 on pol
5 on /wsg/ /his/ draw

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>>175363173
4 on his
4 on a
2 on trv pol draw

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>>175365682
>I'm unemployed

>>175363892
How did you know that post was made by this furry, what

>moyes
>leeds

>MOYES

>>175366454
because he was saying exactly the same thing in hitbox chat yesterday

>>175367215
Ah

>>175342242
>it's /pol/s fault """"dissenting opinions"""" can't handle banter, make good OC or shitpost as relentlessly
>implying /pol/ bans you if you're a liberal or a communist or gay or a nazi or a libertarian or a etc etc etc

Who will be the first to punch its ticket to spring today?

>>175342896
>>175342629
t. not a browser of the board

>>175363173
3 accy /his/ /tg/
2 accy /t/ /y/
2 accy /pol/ /co/
2 on /lgbt/
cheeky 1 accy on all draws

>>175367394
/his/

>>175367394
Either /his/ or /wsg/ are guaranteed to be in Spring after the first game, if /his/ get a draw or /wsg/ get a win one of them is in. Might as well go through the rest of the teams that can.
-/tg/ are in with a win today
-/a/ are in with a draw today.
-/y/ are also in with a draw today.
-One of /co/ or /sci/ are in if /sci/ win or /co/ get a draw.
-/trv/ are in with a win.
Nobody can be aborted today.

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>/co/, /y/ and others can advance to the Babbies
>maybe even the Elites

>>175364209
Gender doesn't apply to people you daft cunt and it never fucking did until recently. Learn your fucking language and where the words came from.

>>175367936
>maybe even the Elites
'no'

>>175363173
6 on /t/
4 on /pol/

>>175367693
>Nobody can be aborted today.
Well that was a mathematical impossibility in any circumstance.

>>175363173
Accy of 5 on pol, co & tg.
5 on his

>>175367949
>tfw we're all words now

>>175367693
But we can see who is going to be promoted

>>175363173
>>175368089
forgot trip

>>175363173
Five on /his/ and /tg/.
Five on /y/ and /co/.

>>175363173
5 on /a/
2 on /t/ scores
3 on /tg/

Why don't hosts simply play funny meme playlists from YouTube or play them with the old dinner breaks like GermanBro would have instead of showing boring menu setups for 20 minutes or talking about unfunny, forced memes based around circlejerky shit?

Sounds like it'd actually make the cup more fun, make stuff in-between matches feel like less of a chore, and keep overall attention spans up. Then, switch back to in-game menus once the formations are setup, have a short convo about the implications/setup, and let things roll.

Infinitely better.

>>175363173
4 on /tg/ starting on LB-CB-RB and losing
2 on /a/
cheeky 2 on /y/
2 on a team livemanaging and losing their lead

>>175367936
I'd rather have /y/ in the babby than the resident no effort FC aka /t/

>>175354676
>Crystal Palace

>>175363173
3 on /a/
3 on /i/
3 on /co/

>>175359523
me too

>>175368430
>>175364473
Read the rules, read the posts. Rethink your decisions.

>>175368405
>4CC
>fun

Choose one

>>175368140
>words don't pertain to specific abstract concepts

>>175368751
just count it as 2 on lgbt will ya

>>175368028
Dude have you seen this PES? I can guaran-fucking-tee one or both of them will >PES a far better team off a spot in the Elites pot 4 or, God forbid, pot 2.

>>175368458
>/t/
They did have actual portraits, at least.

>>175368842
>elite pot 2
>from a babby
le mad about /fit/ man strikes again

>>175369010
What? I thought top 8 in the elite is pot 1, top 8 in the babby is pot 2, rest 8 of the babbies is pot 3, rest 8 of the babbies is pot 4.

By "elite pot 2" I mean /co/ or /y/ making QFs.

>>175368703
What did you mean by this

>>175368995
And the only one being almost all placeholders

FFS it's as simple as selecting a random preset ingame, how lazy can Pybro be

>>175369247
No
Top 8 in babby are pot 3 in Elite obviously

>>175369247
>24 teams promoting from the babbies
this shit is fucking basic and you know even less about it than you know about PES

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4chan League Baseball update.

Here are the first 20 games of the Shit League. I'll post the next batch after today's Fetus matches.

Fun things that happened.

2016/04/02 - Largest blowout so far, 23-0 /sci/ v. /3/
2016/04/21 - /ohm/, a SP for /diy/, pitches a Complete Shutout against /cgl/. It was a Perfect game until after the first out of the 9th inning when Jessica Nigri broke it up with a single base hit. This is also his second shutout out of 4 career starts.

>>175369331
>The city of (Me)
Welp. Still, a rather nightmarish scenario.

>>175369532
>23-0

>>175369595
I really don't like /co/mblr but Id rather have them at the elite rather than "literally what" boards whose only fan may or may not be their manager. /y/ is disgusting but they're oldie goldie 4cc material I think

>>175369974
>"literally what" boards whose only fan may or may not be their manager
Like? /trv/ will be lucky to see babbies, and if it does it won't be for long.

>>175368820
You're retarded. You cannot bet on /tg/ starting on LB-CB-RB you can only bet them NOT starting on it.

>>175370552
Which is why I told you to count it as 2 on /lgbt/ instead

>>175370649
You bet four on that.

>>175363173
2 on /his
6 on /tg/
1 on /trv/
1 on /co/

>>175370872
Count it as four then you greedy semite.

>>175363173
5 on /t/ losing (so basically 5 on /a/)
3 on /co/
2 on /wsg/-/his/ draw

>>175363173
5 on /lgbt/ /a/
3 on /trv/
2 on /his/ /i/ /co/

>>175362252
I get the population control thing but what did he say about gender?

>>175371582
He said it's a spectrum.

>>175371582
He said gender =/= sex and it's not black and white like sex is.

basically people are mad he supports trannies

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>>175371582

>>175371821
>He said gender =/= sex and it's not black and white like sex is.

>>175363173
6 acc. on /his/, /a/ and /co/
4 on /tg/

>>175371980
There are three sexes (male, fem, herm)
There are multiple genders (male, ftm, mtf, female, herm)

You can't just be male and become a female one day, you'll always be male by sex but if you wanna change your gender you can be mtf if you want, but you'll still not be female simply because you do not meet the requirements of being female
The left argument is that gender isn't biological, and it should follow how society evolves, since there are more and more trannies nowadays, I don't see what's wrong with having mtf and ftm as genders, but you can't just fuck around with the definition of sex, it's biological

Gender a spectrum? Eh, debatable but whatever I don't care. Sex? Absolutely not.

>>175372006
2 late, m8

>>175372298
Sex is absolutely not just male/female/hermaphrodite. That's reducing to to what's in your pants. You can still be XXY or XYY and not be hermaphrodite etc, but also deviate from male/female sexual characteristics. That's basic genetic mutation.

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>>175372298
The argument got really bad once that BN The Science Guy pic with the fake subtitles got posted. People fell for such easy bait.

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>>175372428
So is sex the spectrum or is gender
???????

Prepare for a completely different day compared to yesterday.

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>>175372428
>he is genuinely trying to label every possible genetic mutation as a new sex

>>175372519
Didn't it end up that there was a similar quote somewhere else in the episode even though that screenshot's caption was fake

>>175372298
There are only three genders.
Male.
Female.
Seeing a psychologist to become one of the above.
You literally cannot disprove this.

Did Sou just die?

>>175372643
Labelling everything that isn't explicitly XY and XX as hermaphtodite is equally as wrong from a purely scientific standpoint.

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>Dtroit is gonna stream today
Oh boy

>>175372643
Not sure, but the episode in the original show was S5E03 - Genes

and it's up on dailymotion, so check that if you really want to know

Stop oppressing my self-imposed fantasy gender you shitlords

>>175372670
Male.
Female.
Mental illness.

>>175372787
Yeah, that's why they're called genetic disorders

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>>175372852

>>175372670
That's objectively wrong even if you wanna be stubborn about it, seeing as hermaphrodites are biologically proven to exist

Honestly the left should just abandon the word gender and make a new one, seeing as they want gender to follow society, but other people don't like them twisting the definition of an already established word
That way both sides can be happy

>>175372950
You will never make everyone happy, anon, there will always be at least one person who bitches about anything

>>175372884
Autism is a disorder and it's a spectrum too. What's your point?

Anything other than xx and xy are called a fucking deformity.

>>175372298
>There are three sexes (male, fem, herm)
False. There are two sexes, male and female.

There a small number of people with developmental disabilities that cause them to have characteristics of both. However, such people will either be sterile or biologically male or female. There has never been an instance of a true hermaphrodite, which would require fully functioning female and male genitalia. There is no "third sex".

>>175373091
It'll at least settle for the majority of people
Gender 2.0, following society, and Gender, just plain fucking gender that follows your biological sex
The only people who would complain are the very far left who still want gender 1.0, and the very far right who are salty that the left get to make a new word, and in all honesty fuck both of them

Let's say a dude fucks a futa. Is he gay?
Let's now say a girl fucks a futa. Is she a lesbian?
In those scenarios, what would the futa be?

Please answer quickly! It's urgent!

>>175372852
Male
Female
Attention whore.

>>175373249
Can we switch to Gender 3.0? 2.0 is very poorly optimized and patches haven't done anything of note.

>>175373270
An abomination

>>175373249
>tfw to inteligent to take a side i am le centrist man xd

Abstract concepts don't co-inhabit the same word.

is Dtroit typing on topre

>>175373516
I'm left wing, but agree with some right wing stuff
Don't consider myself as centralist at all

>because I'm not far left or far right you felt the need to imply what you did in this post
Embarrassing

>>175372670
>psychologist

I can as you are meant to say psychiatrist.

>>175373270
>Let's say a dude fucks a futa. Is he gay?
Yes.
>Let's now say a girl fucks a futa. Is she a lesbian?
Yes.
>In those scenarios, what would the futa be?
Fag.
>Please answer quickly! It's urgent!
You're a fag.

>>175373662
>falling for left-right dichotomy
Embarrassing

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>>175373813
You got me

>>175373270
>Let's say a dude fucks a futa. Is he gay?
No
>Let's now say a girl fucks a futa. Is she a lesbian?
Yes as the girl is fucking the futa
>In those scenarios, what would the futa be?
Who cares, you got some sweet futa

>>175373270
This anon >>175373780 is correct.

Oh right this.

>>175363356
>>175363673
>>175363840
>>175363846
>>175363896
>>175363985
>>175364520
>>175365362
>>175365719
>>175365973
>>175366212
>>175367487
>>175368050
>>175368089 >>175368205
>>175368310
>>175368353
>>175368430 >>175371114
>>175368639
>>175370897
>>175370994
>>175371263
>>175371461
>>175372006

>pin /wsg/ as the best team in the fetus
>they're about to get fucked and Johnny Horsefucker is about to finally stop mercing
LOL

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>>175374073
All they have to do is beat /lgbt/ and they're in the babby

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>>175374001
Fuck

>>175374157
Welcome to a Dtroit stream

Johnny Horsefucker here

When JFK was assassinated, his wife Jackie wore her blood-stained dress the whole day just to show the world what America had done to her husband.

When /wsg/ lost their match today, I vomited all over myself and I wore that the whole day just to show the world what I had done to /wsg/.

>>175374001
hey
>>175364479
why no count mine

>/his/ through
Nice.

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>>175374952

>>175374952
Johnny Fetus

>>175353541
ebin

>>175375012
Sure welcome aboard thanks for the shins.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12857830

bearb owl incoming

>>175376467
You can post this on /his/ because humans have known this truth for ages.

>>175376467
he can suck all cocks in the world as long as he keeps /sp/ in elites

>emotions off
>weather random
Crash-based rigging inbound

>>175375743
Danke House

Out of curiosity, what's the best bet ever made, in terms of payout?

>>175376857
160 something.

Comfy 10 FPS stream.

>>175376815
Emotions are supposed to be off

Why can't we just get Boris to stream every cup? He's the only one who doesn't have a trainwreck of a stream

>>175377793
Because Boris is a drama queen.

>>175377793
Test stream invitationals for new streamers when?

what's the autogynephilia?

>>175377793
I hope we get QD for spring if Sou can't do it

>>175377793
He doesn't want to do any streams except Elites

>>175378189
I'm at least doing half the group stage

>>175377793

Because Boris has a life outside the Cup.

>>175377942

Why don't Duke streams? He has experience with the No Bully bowl

No Bully bowl 2 when?

>>175378447
Do we have a bunch of new managers for that?

>>175378223
Why are you streaming the group stages?

>>175377793
Boris complained about streaming too many matches, having back up streamers is a necessity.
In other words, deal with it.

>>175378631
Sou doesn't want to stream /mlp/ matches

>>175378115
The idea that trannies are just men with an extreme crossdressing fetish.

>>175379201
They aren't?

>>175379119
so much salt in Sou

>>175379890
DUDE
SALT
LMAOO

>>175379886
You know when you get so much in character that you forget yourself? That.

>>175379201
So /lgbt/ knows this is true?

permutations: how teams can get aborted edition because it's fucking 12 teams 9 advance

Group A:
/his/ are through and CANNOT get aborted. Also guaranteed top of the group. Good job you're best of a fraction of the worst.

/tg/ can get aborted with:
>loss by 4 or more goals and /lgbt/-/wsg/ draw

/lgbt/ can get aborted with:
>loss

/wsg/ can get aborted with:
>draw and /tg/ not losing by 4 or more goals
>loss

>>175380160
No one hates lgbtq people more than other lgbtq people.

>>175379986
I sexually identify as Sou. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of DUDE SALT LMAO

Here's a fun idea: local copies of music.

>>175380895
In Dtroits defense, he had to take over last minute for Sou

>>175380895
>not downloading all the music beforehand to avoid this kind of issues
But it's a fetus, so whatever, shit happens.
Also this >>175381072

>>175380895
In Dtroits defense he dumb af.

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>>175380895
Here's a fun idea: You can't expect dtroit called on at the last minute to download several gigs of music that Sou has uploaded and is up to date.

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>>175381183
We have instant replays now? Sweet.

>>175381258
That's probably the most important thing for Pybro.

>/a/

>PES

YOU GOT SCORED ON BY >/t/

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T's only goal in a year and i was against /a/ LMAO

PERMAFETUS /a/

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Holy shit /a/

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>/a/

>draw to /t/

Can we ban /a/ forever now?

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>13(5) with 1 goal
>drawing against /t/

13(5) - 2(2)
1-1 draw
AB/a/ will defend this

>It's just /t/

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>/a/

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>the collapsed city of /a/

As /a/ fan, I'd like to forward my thanks to /sp/ fans who still care about us enough to watch the lowest tier tournament and see how we fare. True love never dies <3

/a/ is through regardless though, right?

A 4-4-4-4 group isn't possible

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>bets on /his/-/wsg/ draw
>/wsg/ gets btfo
>bet half of my rigbux on /a/ to win
>they draw

>the slum of >me

>>175382656
Yes it is.

>>175382660
Literally me.

>/y/ can top the group now.

>>175382656
/a/ is through but failing to beat /t/ is just embarrassing.

>>175382656
Yes, but they got a draw against /t/, if that continues they'll be back here.

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>>175382731

>>175382710
It's not. 4-4-1-1 has /a/ and /y/ as the 4 point teams, /t/ and /i/ as the 1 point teams. /y/-/a/ and /t/-/i/ are the final day matches

>>175382731
>/y/ can play in pot 3 now

wheres the /a/ thread i cant find it

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>>175382731
I want to see that future happen.

>>175382918
It got hotpocketed because a jannitor smelled fun.

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>/a/ wins against /i/ fair and square
>"/i/ should have won you shitters REEEEEEEE

>/a/ going 13(5) draws /t/ that had only two shots on target and the /t/ keeper even gets MotM
>"Wow so bad perma fetus haha"

>>175382731
YEAR OF THE GOLD DEFENDER

>>175382918
Hot pocketed just as /t/ equalised.

>>175382819
It is.
Top 3 teams go through, and both /t/ and /i/ face each other.

>>175383013
>they had more shots so they should've won
If they didn't go in the net then it doesn't fucking matter

>>175383038
4-4-4-4 isn't possible anymore even if /i/-/y/ is a draw BECAUSE /t/ and /i/ face each other and /y/ and /a/ face each other you knob
No matter what two teams are going to have more or less than 4 points
/a/ are through to Spring regardless so there's really not that much of a reason to give a shit that they got badly PES'd

>>175383213
That's what I said.
/a/ is through no matter what.

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>>175383064
yeah and you were the first one that started shitposting when /asp/ blew out /mlp/ in terms of shots and still got beaten a few cups ago. It literally is another case of "if it happens to a team I don't like it's alright".

>>175382918
Deleted probably after game ended. Prob won't be a full one until babby.

>>175383386
>Deleted probably after game ended.
It was before it ended.

Friendship ended with PES, FIFA is now my best friend

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>>175382731
I WANT IT TO HAPPEN

>>175383358
You should go into the agricultural industry, you're good at constructing strawmen

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>>175382731

>>175383765
Do people even use strawmen anymore? Like, outside of the internet?

STRAIGHT RED

>>175383918
Well yeah, in politics and the news

Who lifelong /i/ fan here?

Watch /y/ win this game with man down due to the power of the GOLD DEFENDER.

is Rillion cute?

BIGGER (red) CARD IS BETTER

>>175384075
You know what I meant, horsefucker.

>>175383918
Like scarecrows? No, they use reflective ribbons I can't find a picture of.

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>>175383358

We posting >PES games ITT?

>>175384202
You said "outside of the internet" and those things happen outside the internet, I dunno otherwise what you meant. If you mean just person to person interaction, probably