/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

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I WANT TO FUCK FI

This is probably my last thread for a while, have fun and don't

I CAN'T FUCKING FIND ANY KOROK SEEDS

>>175221981
Did you try picking up a rock?

>>175222161
Yes and everytime i pick one up nothing happens.

>>175221935

don't what

>>175222218
Did you try climbing up high and picking up a rock?

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DO YOU LIKE SHORTS?

I LIKE SHORTS!

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Did Nintendo pull a fast one on us with the end of Skyward Sword? They made such a big deal with splitting the timeline in Ocarina yet there is no mention the split that Girahim made by stealing Zelda at the end.

I know they said that game was the first in the timeline, so did they actually slip in a full reboot while people weren't paying attention?

>>175223240

That's a Hyrule who's only problems are caused by people. No gods, demons or whatnot

>>175220876
SEE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO (embed)

>>175223240
He didn't make a split. He fulfilled the loop.

>>175222423
Yes

>>175223776

Use your Korok sensor

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>>175221981
I can't go two feet without tripping over a korok, what are you doing

>>175223240
Some people mistakenly think Link fucked the timeline. He didn't.

Zelda fucked the Timeline by removing Link from it. Link didn't remove himself from any timelines in Squidward Sword.

>>175224023
Idk
>>175223827
That's a thing? I thought you couldn't track them

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I just noticed Link is listening to Zelda monologue the whole time in this scene. I mean obviously it's his memory so he must have listened but I like some of the subtle stuff in these scenes

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So I just found out that falling down a waterfall negates fall damage. On this waterfall, specifically.

>>175224525

your's for the low low price of 8 giant ancient cores + rupees

>>175224842
Nope, ignore me, I tried it with a taller waterfall and took damage. I stupid.

>>175222562
they're comfy and easy to wear!

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you guys really think all these books are just leadership information? Nah, Riju's got to be a bookworm on the side.

>>175224790
How the fuck is that subtle? He's standing in clear view

>>175225591
She and Zelda should get along pretty well

So I've got four diamonds and two star diamond circlet costs four diamonds... I'm not going to be needing those for anything else, right?

>>175225591

>Complete history of the Gerudo
>Etiquette
>Laws of the Gerudo
>complete record of her genealogy supporting her claim to the throne
>raising sand seals for idiots

>>175225742
The only other uses of diamonds are repairing champion weapons and selling them

So there's one spot in Gerudo town where you don't get caught for not crossdressing.

Also Cryonis works here too.

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>>175225915
Forgot the picture, like the idiot I am.

>>175225915

It makes sense in that spot

It only works in the deeper water

>>175225915
Has anyone tried sneaking in the back window of the throne room instead of getting the outfit?

>>175226075
Even in deeper water in town it doesn't work. Same goes for Zora's Domain.

>>175226203

not deep enough look at >>175226058

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Do you ever wish you could reflect light and blind your foes?

>>175226087

they spot you before you're close enough to activate the cutscene

Gerudo Town has the least secure design I've ever seen. I can't believe Kakariko has better security than Gerudo

playing wind waker

once you start the earth temple, is there any way to get medli back on your boat? she was cute as fuck there

>>175226703
Gone forever.

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If Link died and you were playing his descendant what champion power would he give you? Super spin attack?

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Do you think the other girls laugh at Link for having a flat chest?

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>>175224790
Considering the early memory near the shrine and the memory near the horse base their relationship obviously developed.
I like the thought of Link providing Zelda with some emotional support

I NEED KOROK SEEDS

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>>175225683
It's him actually turning his head to focus on what she's saying that's subtle, the camera is focused on Zelda so so it's easy to miss.

>>175228338
That's pretty much what Impa says he did

>>175228394
collect the master sword for an extra weapon slot!

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>>175228394
You've had enough man. Go home.

>>175228394
If you're that desperate here
http://www.zeldadungeon.net/breath-of-the-wild-interactive-map/

>>175224790
He's standing in an empty cave full of water with nothing else to do. What do you expect him to do in the background, pick his nose?

>>175229087
It's a rare insight into Link's character.

He's the stoic knight on the outside but can't help but be affected by Zelda's distress.

>>175228616
>Pirating Amiibos
4chan has gone to far. At least they're banning people on Miiverse for posting that now.

>>175229883
not our fucking fault they hide the good shit behind out of print stuff. I am not talking about the fierce deity stuff. just in general

>>175224947
Can you track all of them or just one for that price?

>>175229325
It's the only insight into Link's character

>>175230720
>out of print
it was supposed to be a pleasant surprise, but the data miner spoiler fags ruined it. Data miners are why we can't have nice things.

>>175229325
>Rare
The franchise is filled with "little moments" like that, becoming more frequent with time. Link's idle animations, his dialogue options, his design, how he reacts in cutscenes, how characters describe him, etc. all paint a picture of him. Combine each game's unique idiosyncrasies with traits common across every Link and you have a silent protagonist with just enough character to latch onto.

Breath of the Wild Link is more of an asshole than most Links. There's almost a little bit of cartoon Link in him. He has a decent amount of sarcastic responses, and can be blunt, almost bordering on rude. Bozai does a pretty neat description when trying to get the Sand/Snow Boots, describing him as impatient, greedy, and rude. You get the idea that Link from 100 years ago was more stoic because of his role as Zelda's appointed knight, legendary swordsman meant to save the world, and son of a respected knight, but he's definitely more open 100 years later when he doesn't have that past to him. Unlike in a lot of games, this Link is willing to prove his identity as the legendary hero to random NPCs who wouldn't typically know better. Like Zelda says, he's a glutton, but you can really see his love for food in his eating animations and cheerful humming while cooking. He may flex if you leave him idle, and he'll even read Paya's diary after some halfhearted "Must not look..."s.

He still has his heroic, serious side. The Master Sword has always been a representation of Link's inner and outer strength, and it grows and changes in his journeys. In this case, the Master Sword was cracked and rusted because of Link's much weaker physical condition, and it took until he strengthened himself after his slumber that he could restore and wield it again. It glows in the presence of Ganon's evil, as if Link strengthened his resolve. But if he focuses entirely on fighting instead of progressing forward, the Master Sword will forget its purpose of defeating Ganon.

>>175231380
> I am not talking about the fierce deity stuff. just in general

>>175231380
I would argue Nintendo being both greedy and incompetent, coupled with consumers who refuse to criticize them when they do dumb things are why we can't have nice things.

There is zero reason the amiibo gear couldn't have been available in the base game. Now, if it were simply difficult to get and the amiibo made it easier, that's one thing. But that's not how Nintendo did it. Because its better if you have to pay $10 plus for each outfit/weapon set.

They were already doing DLC, why not make the amiibo gear available there as well?

To further salt the wound. Nintendo creates false scarcity by just not making enough amiibos. This leads to scalpers charging ridiculous prices for figurines that are already overpriced.

Now, either Nintendo is so blind they can't see this happening, or they're so stupid they don't realize that it's costing them money.

People would shell out for the damn DLC, just the same as they'd shell out for the damn amiibos if they made them available. When you fuck up and lock players out of cool content, and then don't produce enough keys to let them access that content, you're going to get pirates.

Now that people know that it's easy to spoof amiibo data, why the fuck would anyone buy amiibos in the future? Because they look neat? So do lots of other plastic figures. So you either have to be competitive against higher quality figures on the price point (with a damn electronic chip that's effectively useless driving up your costs), or you have to compete at a quality standpoint against cheaper figs (again with a damn chip that people don't give a fuck about).

Damn it Nintendo. People want to give you money, but you insist on only accepting it if they buy plastic toys, and then you don't make enough for all the people who want to buy them. You are literally avoiding making money. This is on par with Sony not getting the PS Store running on 1/3 of their consoles.

>>175233102
You make the flawed assumption that Amiibos are one off DLC when they can be used for multiple games. One of the big things to neglect to note that none of the Breath of the Wild Amiibos have any exclusive weapons or gear, which is where you argument could hold water about an extra pay wall. The fact that everything else can be used for other games as well further diminishes your argument since if you've a fan of Nintendo games more than likely you're going to own these amiibos for previous games and they're bonus treats.

If you're not one of those people? Well you're shit out of luck until restocks. You'd have to be retarded to think people wouldn't be up in arms if people locked all these costumes behind a pay wall similar to how Sony or Ubisoft does it and not make them unlockable through an Amiibo (Hell, you don't even need to own it yourself if a friend has it.)

As for the issue of people pirating Amiibos, that's just standard entitlement from people who like to steal things to begin with. The odds of people who spoof Amiibo data already owning the game legitimately outside of a few rare exceptions is ziltch. So it's not like someone who stole the game itself, is going to buy the Amiibos. They're going to do whatever they can to steal that as well, while doing everything they can to justify they're stealing it. It's just their mind set.

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where the shit do I find stealthfin trout

>Gerudo living in desert for unknown ages.
>Ancient tech all over desert.
>"Vai" sounds like "Fi".

>>175234885
theres some fast respawning ones in the south west korok trial pond

also all around the moat to the lost forest

>>175234885
Lake Saria

>>175234967
I thought her name was pronounced "Fee"

>>175228338
But Link ended up with Malon

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Decided to take a trip just to keep track of posts.

I just had my 2nd blood moon occur. My kill count is currently at 5 enemies and I am experimenting to see if killing flora also counts towards the alleged kill counter that causes monsters and gear to become stronger.

Also have activated all but 3 towers, probably could have done more but been taking main routes to activate shrines. Guess which three are left.

Certain towers that are populated with monsters are a lot harder to climb and activate than you'd think if you don't intend to kill. On the other hand, you do get creative with in figuring out how to disarm them or get around them.

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I also noticed this fish tied to the ceiling in Purah's place. Perhaps it's a hint to the fifth divine beast that might appear in the DLC?

>>175238346
There are a few ways of getting up a tower untouched, if you are willing tor try something unusual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iQBWiMT3HA

I'd suggest balloons, but it would mean killing octoroks.

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>>175238595
Oh, don't misunderstand, I successfully climbed them all. Just few are a bit more tricky because you got Wizzrobes, or other monsters gunning for you.

>>175238485
Interesting.

>>175238485
ANCIENT
SUBMARINE
for going deep under zelda's dress

How often do shops restock?

>>175239497
Two or three days.

>>175239497
Depends.

Arrows don't restock if you have more than a certain amount in your inventory.

What do I do once I've beaten the game?

>>175241046
Collect stuff
Fill out the compendium
Do sidequests

If that gets tiring, restart the game and try doing things in an alternate order. I just recently started a playthrough where I get the Master Sword and Hylian Shield before doing any of the main story content or missions to see how it affects dialogue.

>>175238485
I really don't see the fish shape here

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Finally finished the game,

Am I a bad person for wanting a post-ganon DLC where we basically just ride around basking in the fact that we sealed the ancient evil and talk with the various leaders and help them rebuild?

I wouldn't even need a fucking villain, maybe a couple bandits or something, or some evil fat ninjas.

>The first ganon form.

The gods truly have abandoned you as certainly as you have abandoned yourself to madness and rage in being unable to fight the ruthless waves of destiny ganondorf...

>>175238485
>Fish
But that's a whale

>>175228223
>DLC sends Zelda and Link to the Gerudo
>Princess and the Chieftain argue over if Link looks better in Greudo clothes or Hylian ones.

>>175229325
Zelda diaries suggested as much at least in breath, the fact that link puts on the silent stoic look because he's also under credible pressure with all the eyes on zelda also watching him.

Except he just kind of shut down emotionally as a defensive mechanism.

Which is actually a pretty decent little way to explain his mostly silent nature in the games, and makes the entries were Zelda is pleased at getting him to open up a bit more fitting.

>>175220876
How do I find dungeons on Majoras Mask? Also what happens if I run out of time

>>175228223
C-cute

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>>175232042
>Breath of the Wild Link is more of an asshole than most Links
This, I love it and I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so

>>175244820
If you run out of time, the moon crashes into Termina, which is basically a Game Over. Use the Song of Double Time to slow down the passing of time. Don't worry about doing dungeons ASAP either. Majora's Mask is the kind of game where you're meant to interact with the NPCs. Side quests are a large part of the game. You'll find out everyone's schedules by interacting with them on different days at different times and filling out the Bomber's Notebook. If you venture outside Clock Town, you'll come across four different paths (maybe five with the ranch, I can't remember), three of which are basically impassable at that point in time.

You keep key items like masks, weapons, wallets, etc. when you use the Song of Time, but the plot is reset, as well as things like the number of arrows, rupees, and bombs you're holding. Your progression is more marked by what you have since that opens up the game. Beating the game requires beating all four dungeons in one cycle, which should be simple at that point since you'll have a ton of key items and know the layouts. Majora's Mask is really cool because it feels like you're constantly sequence-breaking later on even if sequence is marked by items rather than actual story progression.

Im pretty fucking sure the Trial of Wood just artificially aged me by five years

Got all the way to the end of that piece of fucking shit trial only to miss the last jump onto the log

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>>175244940

>>175245527
>Beating the game requires beating all four dungeons in one cycle
>in one cycle

No

What's that thing above Zelda's fireplace?

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I want Midna to stroke me softly under the chin.

>>175249246
I want Midna to stroke me softly.

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>>175249210
pubic hair


what thhe hell the zora murals quest is driving me nuts, I can't find 3 of them and I'm pretty sure I checked everywhere from the moblin-gin-fishbone fortress on the river's base up to zora's domain

>>175249246
I want to ____be Midna.

>>175245527
Oh okay. So I got the two fairy's. Met the majora mask dude. I went to the telescope and saw a guy there and I was looking for him everywhere. Then I didn't know the slowing down song and the city blew up. Do I start all over again? And do I have to do the 4 dungeons while the moon is about to crash into the town. Or will it leave THEN I do the dungeon?

>>175249210

Not posting a screen shot

>>175247334
Dude just Ravioli over it ;^)

>>175223240

Is this roughly what happens to Demise chronologically?

>Hylia rekt him into the Imprisoned ages ago
>Ghirahim restores him
>Link defeats him and Demise's soul is corroded into nothing by the Master Sword
>his "body" still somehow survives as The Imprisoned for X amounts of years
>finally meets his end when Link makes the Triforce crush him

>>175250310
Once you complete a dungeon, it stays completed even if you go back in time. You lose rupees, bombs, deku sticks and nuts when going back in time. You DON'T lose masks, the ocarina, completed dungeons and equipment (like the bow).

You don't have to do everything in one cycle. You can do the first dungeon quest and the dungeon, go back in time, so the 2nd dungeon, go back in time... But you have to complete the dungeon before going back in time.

>>175251913
I believed the Imprisoned is retconned from the timeline after Link goes back and defeats Demise, but some sources seem to dispute this and say that the Imprisoned existed as a result of their fight and is indicative of a stable timeloop.

I don't think it's explicitly stated which is true, so it's just another confusing tidbit that shouldn't be overthought due to how Nintendo's game design philosophy works. All that really matters in the end is Demise's curse serving as a blanket explanation for the Zelda series' story formula.

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what's the difference between the 4 Milf Fairies? all of them say they can greatly enchance my stuff

>>175254862
I should also mention the reason why I think he should be "retconned" is that Ghirahim's entire mission revolves around breaking the seal on the Imprisoned in order to revive Demise, which wouldn't make a lot of sense since it would have to be the dregs of his body that definitely don't contain his consciousness due to it being sealed in the Master Sword (which would be the case if it were the result of Link's battle against Demise in the past).

Time travel is fucking confusing if you don't approach it carefully.

>>175255202
Nothing. You have 4 waifus to choose from.

>>175255202
Each one you unlock increases the tier that ALL OF THEM can upgrade your gear to.

>>175255202

Each fairy you unlock increases the abilities of all of them. Once you have them all unlocked you just go to whichever one you like the most

>>175255249
>>175255280
>>175255301
ok, thanks, still need to find one, currently have the one in gerudo desert, the one near the Rito village, and the one near kakariko, where's the fourth one?

I just randomly discovered there is a Luchador costume in the game, where do you find it?

>>175255723
Gerudo's secret shop, prepare to unload a lot of luminous stones... pffff...

>>175255723

Go drink milk in the bar

>>175255723
Gerudo secret club

>>175255723
here's what yo need to do:

>go to the bar in Gerudo Town
>"talk" to any of the 3 gerudos in one corner just to be told to go fuck yourself elsewhere
>look for one of the little girls on the main plaza(during day) or go to the house next to the bar(night) and talk to the little girl.
>she will tell you that she hates living next to the bar because she can hear everything from her room
>go to her room and go close to the window to hear the secret password
>go to one of the alleys on the west side of the town and look for a lone, closed door.
>talk to it and you will be asked for the pass
>put it
>done, enjoy the Desert Voe armor set and the Luchador armor set

>>175255553
Akkala

what's the fastest way to make money? people said that making elixirs and the luminoust gems to diamonds thing, what are the most profitable elixirs and how I do extra money with the diamonds?

>>175256848
Hunt rock monsters and sell all the gems, find the Gerudo lady who will buy them for more than other shops. I've only ever found her in Goron City

>>175256367
>>175255864
>>175255826
>>175255841
Cheers my friends

>>175256373
thanks senpai finally found her

>that moment when you realize that Link probably goes to wrestle in shady fighting clubs as "El Enlace"

where's the northwestern set of leviathan bones?

>Poor little Gerudo girl awake all night forced to listen to bar-flies lewd talk about their kinky fetish for wearing men's clothing.

>>175257541

when I first saw it in the leaks I thought there was a secret voe wrestling club with Gerudo betting on it. I figured that's what the Scret Club actually did

>>175257965
>>175257965

I don't understand why there was no quest associated with her seeing as there's another quest dealing with a public nuisance/disturbance

>>175258421
Easier to fight the moon than trying to shush three drunk Gerudo wearing men's underwear.

>>175258535

No need to shush them just put in a solid barrier rather than the mesh that's currently on the windows now

>>175258848
You can't be blocking off windows in the desert. They haven't got any air conditioning.

>>175259132

They don't have doors either I think suffocation or heat stroke aren't likely to be concerns with such a large opening still in the apartment

Is the snowquill headdress a Jojo reference?

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>>175220876
why is this a thing.

>decide to look arround kakariko because anon said there was another great fairy
>found her
>she asks for 10k

holy shit! I need more money

also

>decide to explore the ruined colisseum because yolo
>paraglide right to the botom
>white Lynel welcomes me and kills me in one hit

>>175260101

Someone figured it's what the people wanted and the people will agree or disagree with their wallets

Don't forget about the Tetraforce:
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Which Oracle game should I start with?

>>175261709
Mystical Seed of Courage

>>175261709
Link's Awakening

Best Inn in the game

I vote for Lurellin

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>>175261709
Oracle of Seasons

Seems you can make a good living in Hyrule as a treasure and monster hunter and in your old age you can carry on living large by buying treasure and monster parts and selling them at marked up prices

>>175256848
farm farosh's horns and sell them for 300 each
in 24 minutes, I used up 52 arrows and sold the horns I got for 15600
it truly is the easiest easiest method, it doesn't even compare to the snowball game. In the snowball game, it would take me 2-3 hours just to get to that amount.
I recommend using the ancient bow for the farming process

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>>175262112
Rosa without any robe.

>>175263690

missed opportunity to allow us to do this in BotW

Why can't we romance Paya she was the perfect candidate for this system

>>175263941
Link's canon love interest was dead, so it would be a bit dark to have him behaving that way. That's why all you get is Link being silent while girls everywhere fawn over him.

>>175264076

He behaved that way whilst Zelda was in danger and under constant pursuit by the forces of evil in SS

Age up Riju a bit and she can join in on the fun and the fact she likes you can be more direct than implied

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>>175238485
>If Nintendo wanted it, that doesn't have to just be a model.

>>175264461
Picori are so cute.

>>175264461
>Suddenly realize that out of all the amiibo sets, this is the one I wish existed most.
>No picori blade
>No minish cap
Why even live?

If I get new champion weapons after breaking them will they have bonuses or are they just vanilla?

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>>175264707
agreed

>>175234595

>You're shit out of luck until restocks

This is the problem. There are people who want to purchase content and they can't. The problem is worsened by the fact that since the product in question is a piece of software, that theoretically can be produced infinitely to always meet demand. They limit how many people can buy (and therefore how much money they can make) a part of the game that's locked on the disk.

>People would be up in arms if costumes were locked behind a paywall

1. They already are. You need to purchase a piece of plastic to get it.
2. They already locked a Nintendo Switch shirt behind DLC. Yeah, the shirt is stupid as shit, but Nintendo saw no issues with locking clothing behind DLC.
3. Nintendo is already locking other shit like Hard Mode, Map Functionality, and additional dungeons behind DLC.

As far as Amiibo pirating goes. I disagree vehemently with your suggestion that only people who pirate the game are spoofing NFCs. The sales of BoTW suggest that damn near everyone bought the game. There were more copies of the Switch version (carts+downloads) sold than there are Switch units. Spoofed NFCs are ubiquitous. To assume that there isn't any crossover requires a leap of faith. People want the cool shit locked on the disk, but Nintendo refuses to make it available because they want to sell toys more than they want to sell software.

>Amiibos are DLC for multiple games

I'm not saying that the Amiibo functionality shouldn't still be there. I have a shelf full of the little bastards, and fully expect them to do something useful in any Nintendo game I purchase down the line. My argument is that the Amiibo shouldn't be the only way to get that content. Consumers ought to choose whether they buy an Amiibo that will unlock things in multiple games, or purchase the things they want in any given game. Not producing enough Amiibos, then not providing another outlet for the content encourages pirating.

>>175265027

Champions weapons never have bonuses

I think the original idea everybody had of the Champions weapons being unbreakable and/or the best in the class was something that should've happened

>>175264461
>>175226473
I know the Sword is intended as the magic sword from LoZ, but it looks a lot like the Picori Blade after it's been upgraded to the Four Sword.

>>175265027
>I never pulled them out of the chests, because my wall doesn't have anywhere near enough display slots for everything I want to hang.

wait, you can display weapons/shields? where? God knows I don't want to damage or lose Urbosa's stuff

>>175267931
There's a sidequest where you can build a house in Hateno. If you break any of the Champion weapons you can just reforge them anyways.

>>175267931
Link can buy a house, and then buy display plaques for inside the house. Maximum of 3 bows, 3 shields, and 3 swords.

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>>175268071
>>175267931

I frequently break Mipha, Revalli and Daruk's stuff and at one point reforged Mipha's because I forgot I hadn't collected it but somehow I can never find an enemy worth using Urbosa's set on

>>175233102
Nintendo's handling of amiibo manufacturing and distribution has been a clusterfuck, but I would argue that their implementation in BotW is hardly something to be upset about.

All of the special things they give you are lore-breaking equipment that was most likely tacked on solely because of amiibo integration and wouldn't even exist otherwise. As of now, no amiibo give you access to significant exclusive content except Wolf Link, which still isn't very useful in game and many people have access to due to it coming with TPHD.

Nintendo needs to step up their amiibo game regardless. They're intended to be fairly cheap, official statues for collectors to display and kids to use with their games. But despite amiibo printing billions of dollars, they never EVER reissue them which leads to consumers being deterred from buying them off the aftermarket and opting to ignore them or pirate them instead. Which doesn't matter, since Nintendo isn't making money off aftermarket amiibo that have been marked up 300% but is just stupid. Why are they so reluctant about reissuing popular amiibo?

DLC would be alright if it was actually expansive, but making hardmode a DLC only feature and only promising "one new dungeon" in terms of content is pretty disappointing. If I'm paying $20 I expect at LEAST a full-on expansion with like 20-30% of the base game worth of content like From does with the Soulsborne DLCs. If the main game is $60 then $20 should add 1/3rd of the base game in content or significant additions/changes to the base game that give it 30% more playtime.

>>175270181
Is there any real use to giant boomerangs or is it just a meme

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>>175271370

>>175271370
You can cut down multiple targets at a distance. Consider the act of removing guardian legs.

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>>175271517
>>175272035
Is it actually powerful enough to sever Guardian legs in one hit?

>>175264404
You say that like Riju cares about her age. Now that the Calamity is dealt with, she's going to start making her moves.

Even if Link doesn't see her as a woman yet, she's down for playing the long game. This is why she made Link prove his devotion to the Gerudo people before lending him the Thunder Helm. Now he has a reason to return to Gerudo lands every so often.

She also specifically told him he should return the helm after she's grown a bit older. Seal races to keep her in his mind.

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>>175272357

yeah but my point is I wanted a Peatrice level seduction arc and whilst Riju's can be started it can't be finished

>>175272585
I like it left up to the imagination more. Gives writers room to flex.

Also pretty sure it's Riju who will be seducing Link, not the other way around.

>>175272672
This is Link we're talking about when has he ever been anything except oblivious in the realm of women

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>>175263968
Oh hey, it's that grill Link lost interest in.

>>175268071
>>175268339
wait for real? who hands down this quest?

>>175273610
Bolson does. He and his crew are starting to tear down an old house, but if Link interrupts, he offers to just sell it to Link.

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>Just need to fully upgrade the Champion's tunic and Hylian Trousers and get the rest of the champion weapons repaired before I can go trash Ganon
SOON

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Would you be opposed to a Zelda game having Link travel with a group of companions? Perhaps you'd solve puzzles with each character's unique abilities. It could have worked well with the Champions, if those niggas weren't dead.

>>175274182
I want cooperative multi-player.

>Me and a buddy running around a dungeon.
>Me in a dungeon while my buddy is collecting something in the overworld or in some other dungeon.
>Me and my buddy using a rope to clothesline baddies while we ride horses.
>Me and my buddy surround Ganon and take turns whipping him in the ass to make him turn around.

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>>175272672

yes but my original point is this game should have allowed for developing relationships like with Peatrice. That wouldn't be possible with Riju but would be very doable with Paya

>>175273889
thanks lad

>>175274505
>Wouldn't be possible with Riju
You underestimate Japan

>>175274505
>Riju is like 14
>Link is like 16
Would people really get that bent out of shape by a two year age gap?

>>175274421
>One Link on horse.
>Throw long rope to a Link that is surfing from a shield.
>Clothesline moblins.
>Play "crack the whip".
>He whips out his glider and sails behind horse on rope, extending length far into the air.

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>>175274724
>shield-surf behind your horseback buddy
>shoot him with bomb arrows

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>Drive Vah Rudania into Death Mountain
>Link just jumps into the fucking crater without a second thought

there any use for Ambers? I have like 180 of them and I was planning to sell them since the only thing that I can use them for are the Amber Earrings (at least it's the only use I've seen for them)

>>175275004
upgrading the Hylian clothing

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>>175274687

maybe but it's easier to just make her older. A mid to late teenager as your leader is still a very young leader

>>175274610

what'd likely happen is there'd be no reference to her age in the translation or she'd be given another age

>>175275148
>Treat the character like they do in the fighting games, where they just cover the questionable treatment of girls by claiming that the character is a boy dressed as a girl.

>>175274884
Also fun... 50%.

Do you think the number of Blood Moons you experience has an effect on leveling up enemies?

>>175275997
I do not. I also doubt it has to do with the number of enemies slain. It probably correlates to dungeon completion.

>>175276103
I think shrine completion makes more sense

what's the standard elixir recipe? animal-based food + monster part?

>>175277307
critter+monster part

Are molduga parts used for any specific recipe or are they just good ingredients for anything?

>>175274421
>no postgame multiplayer mode
>no huge, sprawling dungeons with cooperative puzzles
>no group bosses that actually require teamwork and coordination
>no exploring hyrule with your buddies and doing group quests
>actually have a reason to experiment with PHYSICS antics, which have been made even more insane by the presence of multiple Links with their own Sheikah Slates

Triforce Heroes was great enough, I can only imagine what a well-made multiplayer Zelda on the BotW engine would be like.

>>175277307
4x bug
1x monster part

>>175277530
any monster part will do the trick?
also how many of each?

>>175277530
need em for voe outfit, sand boots, and maybe luminous outfit too

>>175275997
>>175276103
>>175276156
I feel like it's the same rate throughout the whole game. If not, divine beast completion might increase it marginally.

>Hateno Tech Lab has a Guardian on top of it and guardian parts tied to its porches like skulls on pikes
I never noticed this before

what's the best place to sell elixirs? I kinda remember someone some threads ago that someone buy them at higer prices than usual but I can't find it

>>175277660
You only need one monster part. Moblin guts are an easy midpoint item that has a good duration and is easy to have lots of.
Number of other parts depends on how strong you want the elixir to be.
You can also try to enhance it randomly with Monster Extract.

I've only ever found a single beetle in this game, are they very rare or something?

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What I love Traysi now not that I ever didn't

>>175278380
You just have to look in the right locations, usually on the side of trees. Use your tracker by taking a picture of one. Stealth clothing or foods can help.

I have a couple of quick questions about horses.

>I know that wild ones can be killed off, but what about your tamed ones? of so, I suppose there should be some way to check their hp or damage or something right?
>specific horses respawn? like for example Ganondorf's nightmare-like one?

>>175281923
If you kill a wild horse, it is gone forever.
If you kill a tame horse, you may be able to have it resurrected by the Horse Fairy.

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We'll never see her vevhi grow into a strong proud Gerudo and live up to Link's legacy

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Do you feel disapointed when dropped weapon modifiers are something other than 'attack up', or do you just find another way to use the item?

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>>175282084
>If you kill a wild horse, it is gone forever.
I can read tomorrow's headline already!

"Spider menace extinguishes Hyrulean horses!"

>>175283148

Long Throw is shit and I've never noticed criticals

>>175283137
>tfw we'll never hear Link disguise his voice to fit into the town

>>175283148
I got a critical hit savage lynel sword but I broke it
I prefer durability over everything else

>>175283148
I only settle for durability and attack up. Only attack up if Lynel weapons.

>>175282084
>If you kill a tame horse, you may be able to have it resurrected by the Horse Fairy.
not sure if trolling, but I believe you anon, I believe you, but let's say I was riding minding my own business then I crossed a guardian or Lynel and it proceed to going full batshit insane and somehow manages to kill my horse what I should do?

>>175283879
Then you go to the horse fairy and ask her to bring your horse back to life.

Is there a way of keeping track of your horse's health?

>>175284160
Yeah if you attack it until it dies, you'll know how much health it has left.

>>175283303
Long throw is fun as fuck. Its like a sniper rifle.

>>175283137
>Revealing his actual name.
It must be hard for Link to keep the disguise up once Hyrule gets word about the princess and her bodyguard "Link"

Does Longthrow have to do with how far it can knock stuff in Stasis or how far you can physically throw it?

>>175285356

When he returns to Gerudo Town I really doubt he'll be disguised

>>175229883
Nigga they locked epona behind a paywall when they could have easily integrated the horse as a side quest like zeldas horse

>>175285884
>Zelda
>being able to see a korok

>>175286775
Why wouldn't she?

>>175286775

She can hear the Sword and communicate with the Deku Tree. I reckon she can see Koroks

Can you understand what she's saying in that panel

>Gerudos used to be horseriders
>used to have a nice horse track of sorts
>now they ride fucking seals
>they used to be fearsome tribe, filled with temible warriors, ruthless killers and powerful witches
>now they have date-schools, at least they are still warriors
>they used to honor a serpent-godess of the desert
>now they have Hylia statues
>the average gerudo was the same size of adult link
>now the average one towers him, this is a good thing I guess
>they used to throw you in an exit-less prison
>now they just throw you out of the town
>they used to be sexy as hell
>now they still are hot as fuck
>they used to age like shit, seriously, just look at Kotake and Koume
>now they won't age that bad, just look at the ex-comander that sits near the training area

>>175287107
>>now they have Hylia statues
They don't worship Hylia though.

>>175260101
Im gonna need the source on this one, anon

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>>175281493

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>>175287107

>Gerudos used to be horseriders
>used to have a nice horse track of sorts

they seem to stay in a different kind of desert now, oone which would be ill suited for horse riding considering how quickly your feet sink. I still wonder why they have no camels

>now they ride fucking seals

More interesting than horses and also adds more fantastical elements to them which is a good thing in a fantasy game

>they used to be fearsome tribe, filled with terrible warriors, ruthless killers and powerful witches

Considering they're a trade hub now and don't conduct raids like they used to I'm not surprised they'd soften. That being said they haven't softened by much as all the soldiers tell you to bring it should you challenge them and they fend of attacks by monsters on the town. As far as magic goes that seems to now be the realm of the Royal Line and their lightning immunity and/or manipulation

>now they have date-schools, at least they are still warriors

As I said they're a trade hub and as such going out and kidnapping or raping men is contraindicated for that goal.

>they used to honor a serpent-godess of the desert
>now they have Hylia statues

They don't even worship Hylia they seem completely secular

>the average gerudo was the same size of adult link
>now the average one towers him, this is a good thing I guess
>they used to throw you in an exit-less prison
>now they just throw you out of the town

If they threw all men attempting to get in into jail they'd lose favour and this would affect their trade. Throwing you out tells you you can't get in but doesn't turn you against them

>they used to be sexy as hell
>now they still are hot as fuck
>they used to age like shit, seriously, just look at Kotake and Koume
>now they won't age that bad, just look at the ex-comander that sits near the training area

Glad I'm not the only who thought they aged well. Going from fit to thick to skinny isn't too bad

>>175287107
this was over 10,000 years ago, be happy their culture actually still exists

Is there a game set during this era they reference being 10,000 years ago? Were these ancient guardians we see not even built yet in all the other games?

>>175288612
No, that 10,000 year ago culture happened after all of the other games

>>175281493
If only she had asked for Link.

>>175288612

Either this technology predates all games up to and including Skyward Sword or its srt so far in the future that there's time for this technology to develop and be weaponised to the extent that it was and then 10 000 years on top for it to be forgotten and buried

>>175289692
There was tech in Skyward Sword, but this game can't predate it based on references to other games and the fact that guardians haven't been seen in any other game. I think BotW is sufficiently far in the future.

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>>175283879
Happened to me. Pic related. Horse Fairy forgives you as long as you don't actively kill your horse.

>>175290539
The Guardians and Beasts were also specifically created to fight Ganon, not Demise or un-named monsters

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So what happens if a Gerudo has a regular diet of these things?

>>175290614
What happens if you confess to killing your horse

>>175290832

Notice how none of the meat the Gerudo sell is raw other than the Lizalfos tail. I think they certainly wouldn't be getting much in the way of fresh fish due to spoilage issues

>>175288612
>the game makes direct references to Ruto from OoT in the Zora Murals, and to SS, OoT and TP in one of Zelda's monologues
>The divine beasts are named after sages of eras past Ruta=Ruto, Naboris=Nabooru and Rudania=Darunia, with Medioh as an exception but it's belived its named after Medli from WW
>the Temple of time is the same from OoT and by extension TP.
>Urbosa makes a reference to Ganondorf after you beat Vah Naboris

for bonus points, the developers said that the game was AFTER OoT.

I remember that there where more references to other games in the form of lore but I can't recall them

Post your favorite horse's name

>>175291807
Anonymous

sup guys should I buy this firebreaker helmet for 2000 moneys?

>>175291807
Clyde may he rest in piece.

>>175292104

only if you want the lvl 2 set bonus of fire proof

>>175291807
Brassy

Is there any use for diamonds other than upgrading diamond circlet?

>>175285623
He'll be too busy disguising how much pussy Riju gives him

>>175292543
repairing champion weapons
Engagement ring

>>175291807
Named the big one Bad Horse.

Currently on my second play through, named him Lohengramm

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>>175292652

I expect he'll be visiting long before she's ready to wear the Thunder Helm. Zelda will be visiting the Gerudo region at some point to inspect Naboris and to garner an ally in her attempt to reclaim and rebuild her kingdom. I think visiting the Gerudo last would be a diplomatic mistake so I expect they'll be the next stop after Zora

>>175293235
>"You don't approve, Buliara?"
>"I think you are a 14 year old vai tripping over herself for the first voe she's ever seen."
>"You say that now, after everything he's done for us? For our people?"
>"Hmph. A voe with something to gain will undertake any task should the prize be great enough."

God I can't wait to get started on this.

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>>175294465
>>"I think you are a 14 year old vai tripping over herself for the first voe she's ever seen."

Isn't that every Gerudo though

>>175287597
It's a cover for an upcoming release, I think it's in April 30th at a convention.

https://twitter.com/muronagachashu/status/857873009280811008

Does an upgraded full set of Rubber Armor protect you from Vah Naboris?

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>>175297605

Nope but it helps against Thunder Blight

>>175294465
>Zelda and lolichief openly arguing about if link looks better in men's or women's clothing.

>Link progressively getting more and more red while the conversation goes on

>Buliara doing her very best not to explode into laughter... ends up thinking he's alright afterward for being a good sport about it.

>>175291807
SlowDancer, it's a jojo reference

>>175291807
gyro

>>175303667

>ishaunderwear.png

Only one image has even the tiniest glimpse of her undergarments. DISAPPOINTED

>>175302596
As if there's really any question.

>>175304957
I dunno, Link in full Knights Armor with a Circlet goes max paladin mode.

>Not storming Ganon's castle on your warhorse in full armor like the Royal Knight you are.

Don't tell me you went to fight the ancient evil in DRAG?

>>175305292
I did for my third time defeating him.

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>Link will NEVER sit on your face
why live

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>>175307414

Good the only face sitting I desire is from Urbosa

>buy botw for wii u
>100~ shrines
>300~ seeds
>finished main story quests
>many sides
>done within 3 weeks
>could not bring myself to pick it up again
>mk8 came out today
>some fucking reason bought botw for switch
>feels like a new game
>stop by local game place
>pick up NFC cards for botw
>16 stickers for 25 dollars
>feels like a whole new game
wheeehehehehe

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>>175302596
But who would be arguing what position?

Because Zelda seems like she could be into some kinky stuff

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Images that are a lot more cool if you don't know the context

>>175308560
>>175308765
>>175308936

>Minding my own business, watching over the land when this boy rocks up and shoots me in different body parts every single night in the same location

>>175308560
>>175308765
Cool even with context.
Naydra's "boss fight" is among my favorite parts of the game.

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>>175289550
Cia wanted the whole shebang, she wouldn't be satisfied with just one Link

And Link's soul is Zelda only

>>175308214
The smart ones always are.
>Buliara chimes in at the end that she thinks he would look the most attractive in his shirt off and a large weapon

>Zelda and Lolichief are just staring blankly at the unintended innudendo

>Links curled up into a ball at this point

>>175310636

this image doesn't make any sense. there's nothing implied in OoT and in TP he meets her maybe 3 times

>>175311242
>there's nothing implied in OoT

Play the game again, and Majora's Mask

>>175223240
It's because of how time travel devices are used.

Every time travel device in Zelda is "safe". They connect two dimensions and the past one influences the future one. They stay linked and nothing you do in the past will stir it away from the future dimension the time traveller came from.

This does not apply to the Ocarina of Time. The game OoT was actually hard set on the Adult timline and it wasn't supposed to stir from that. The game features a safe time travelling device, the time stone. This one works like all the other time travelling devices featured in the game. If nothing else were to happen, Link would have had to stay in the adult world. No changes to timelines and everything works as intended.

The ocarina however allows to fuck with the rules and ignore safety restrictions. Zelda used the artifact to send Link to a time he didn't come from. This created a "new" version which is the Child timeline and it left a void in the adult timeline.

>>175311332

I don't see it

>>175311523

Is Link ok? He doesn't look it

>>175310636
cia would be perfect if not for her face

>>175311625
He just expended 100 years of pent up semen

>>175312719

he did that in Hotel Oasis

>>175236676
You were wrong.

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Is this the only asscrack in the game

>>175311625
Thats a "I waited 100 years to get my hands on this ass... I may have forgotten everything and and everyone... but this ass... i remember. "

>>175265290
I like to think of the Master Sword as Link's Champion weapon. Maybe the other Champion weapons came back after a time limit when wielded by their original owners?

Then again, the Master Sword is special in terms of lore, having personally been created by the goddess Hylia and tempered by sacred flames. It's personally tied to the spirit of the hero and his wellbeing. The other Champion weapons can be crafted by NPCs and aren't exactly magic, just powerful weapons.

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>>175314775
>Link... you may not be at a point where you have fully recovered your power or all of your memories, but courage and my ass need not be remembered, for they are never forgotten

>Farosh actually dives into the water in lake Hylia and swims through it
Did Farosh always do that? Because I've seen hi plenty of times and this is the first time I've seen that.

>>175315770
Not to mention Zeldas been in the literal fight of her life for the last 100 years, imagine the adrenaline high she's coming down from.

>He'll be lucky if he has any pelvis left

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>>175307414
>>175307776
Riju has a body for facesitting.

>>175313904
Ohhhh so she's not fireproof...

So farosh pops out of a pool of water in faron

are there locations in the game where the other two dragons pop out of the ground too? it'll be so much easier farming for them

>>175311332
Literally nothing. OoT Link ends up with Malon anyway.

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>>175320218
>I prefer my fanfiction to what's in the game

>>175320694
There is literally nothing in either game that implies more than your standard childhood friendship.

And that's a very loose implication at that.

TP Link is a rancher and a direct descendant of OoT Link. If OoT Link ended up with Zelda then TP Link would live in the fucking castle.

Someone tell me again how to trigger a blood moon. I remember reading there was a way to trigger one for sure.

>>175322381
kill x monsters?

or keep resting and talk to the guy who looks at the moon at the dueling peak stables

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>This guy tries to tell me about falling stars
>After literally having walked right past one
I kinda love how oblivious NPCs are sometimes.

>only have an hour and a half to savescum amiibo gear
SEND HELP

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>>175323286

>>175324829
I imagine the horse getting its hopes up about not being alone.

>Durian
>Big Hearty Truffle
>Hearty Radish
>Big Hearty Radish
>Hearty Bass
One of each hearty ingredient I had, created a meal that grants +18 hearts. Hearty ingredients are op as shit.

>>175325331
Too bad you cap out at 2 full rows of hearts. Best use I got out of any of those was using them as full restoring foods.

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Anon's what are you doing this weekend?

>>175325631
Putting up dry wall after work.

>>175325631
SAVE SCUMMING AMIIBOS AT THE SPEED OF... OF

>>175325631
72 hours of constant masturbation to latex bondage porn.

>>175325895
>almost vanilla stuff
did you just discover masturbation recently or something?

whew got amiibo gear right off the bat, and im armed with soldier/travelers stuff with durability up in all slots and have more healing items than ever needed

now its time to save the game and not play for an hour

>>175325631
fapping to vanilla Link x Zelda like I've been doing for the past two months

Please send help

>>175325631
Making candy, visiting family, and violin lessons

Right now I'm getting drunk and playing Mario Kart

>>175325631
Considering replaying breath of the wild. Don't think I can do it though. Too much of a good thing and all. Plus those koroks.
Probably just read.

>>175326685
Maybe a good time to go back and play an older game that maybe you skipped until now.

>>175326509
>Making candy
>Violin lessons
Are by any chance a girl in Victorian era England?

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Go to Fire Emblem General, they have a rar file with all the games + emulators neatly foldered. Why did you not put in some effort to package Link's Saga in this same manner? I want to fuck Kristen Stewart's anus until it's gaping maw of glistening DNA. Make the rar. Ass then mouth then she grinds coffee beans with her knuckles.

>>175326685
holding off on my replay until this new difficulty mode nintendos been talking about for the DLC's.

Survival mode here we come?

>>175327163
No, I'm a white guy who's too much of a hipster to be a hipster

>>175327054
Yeah I'm thinking about it. It's just hard to compete with the game like that. Usually after finishing something like this, I have to put down games for a few days.

I might also just play elder scrolls online and make a (totally original) Link copy. Or not.

>>175327378
I'm thinking playing more like that island/shrine challenge that strips you of all your gear. That was fun in an already fun game.

>Finally got Kass home
Man, hearing Kass recite that song about Link, with the classic Zelda music playing along with it, all I could think of was this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDwk59K0KMQ

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>>175325631
A bunch of schoolwork that's preventing me from trashing Ganon

>>175325631
Mmmmmmmmmasturbating.

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>>175327696
>Link's face when he finds out he totally cucked Kass's teacher

>>175329371
Still expressionless and unmoved as usual.

>>175329371
>max 30 years on bird people lifespan
>link out cold for 100 years
numbers do not add up

>>175330463
Kass's teacher was a sheikah

Also where does this 30 years come from, I don't remember this

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How would you feel if the non-Zelda Amiibo gave Link the items associated with the Non-Zelda characters? Costumes, weapons, abilities?
Mario's hat, overalls, fire flower?
Olimar's helmet, pikmin sidekick army?
Peach's parasol, dress?
Pit's wings, weapons, outfit?
Rosalina...?
Samus...?
Bowser...?
Etc...?