/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

day of the rope when?

>>175186969
Faggot

Please give good hairstyles rockstar

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What did rockstar mean by this? :thinking:

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i dont like that every ai driver drives like they have pedestrian riot on

>>175189228
engage starboard side thrusters

>>175189056
basically "Shut up and take your medicine."

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>>175189275

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Can I into GTAG crew?

SC name: Beeniss

>>175189987
Blacklisted for posting cp

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>>175190214

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So what's the best way to make billions at the time of this writing?

>>175190521
Become a brain surgeon

>>175190521
Wouldn't that amount of transaction get you red flagged?

>>175190521
>source top end vehicle
>sell top end vehicle
>do headhunter
>repeat
or you can spam complete contract missions.

>>175190521
contact missions

Why does this game still run like shit?

>>175192151
because you still have a shit computer?

>>175192336
Nah, I upgraded from my shitty parts early this year and this game still stutters constantly. Entering the city makes it unplayable.

>>175192604
Yeah, shit computer

>>175192604
what are your specs dude

>>175189228
I promise you, the Rockstar Defense Team will come out at any minute blame you for "taking" that shitty driver's lane and running a red light or some shit.

>>175193363
It's obviously connection issues, look at how it jerks around.

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Would you give up your life as a stripper and move out to the sunniest place in America with this stud?

>>175195847
does he has over 100m$ and is going to die within a year?

>>175195847
Amanda probably only gave up her life as a stripper because she got pregnant.

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DF8-90 when?

>>175196240
>I didn't play the story so I gotta spout bullshit
>>175195982
No, but he'll be a multi-millionaire movie producer in one of the biggest studios in the world, so his net worth will be incredibly high and you'll own as many cars you desire.

Nub here.
I grinded contact missions and almost have 5M shekels.
What should I start spending on? I really want a Ruiner 2000 for Knight Rider A E S T H E T I C, but am not ignorant to CEO shit as a means for making more money.

But for starters, what are some good underrated cars? I bought a Schafter V12 after my GTR got owned by one and it looks like a lot of value for the money.

>>175189056
>Slovak_Boss
why must he be putting other Slovaks to shame

>>175198112
Just buy an import/export warehouse and then spend the rest of your money on whatever you want

>>175198112
If you don't already have an office and vehicle warehouse, this contact mission bonus was your opportunity to get easy money and buy them so you can make easy money whenever you want.

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Post bonding moments

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>when you see the new update of a certain menu
time to drop gtao

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>>175200239

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>>175200239

>>175195847
make smiling trevor please

>>175200692
whats in there, a gun that crashes whoever its aimed at?

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>>175201964

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>>175201703

>>175202642
fuckin hell, good thing i have a bunchies of games i want to play. Cant imagine the pain of those who play gtao 14 hours a day...
Hope theres a big update on 30th.

>>175202659
what a qtpie

>>175189228
>>175189569
I have never once seen that shit.

Rockstar's driving AI is asinine as hell but that's just third world internet.

>>175202642
April Fools, right? Right?!

>>175203458
Nope, there's a video showcasing most of that

>>175203516
Well shoot. I was only gone for two months. I didn't expect the end times so soon. I hope you've all sinned enough.

>>175203246
You don't have to have third world internet to have that happen, you just need to be around someone else that does. Or worst case scenario, the host does.

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>>175203246
>i dont know how peer to peer connections work
you could've just said that

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Is money draining and/or rank reset still a thing?

>>175204256
>173.84Mb/s
lol nice third world speeds. What are you american?

I just got GTA5, I haven't played it since I played the story on 360 (PS4 now)

Should I play the story for a bit to build some cash before I go online? I'm excited to finally try the online myself but I feel I'd get fucked by guys who have bought all the shit.

>>175191737
>spam complete contract missions
>contact missions
Explain, i know there's 2x money bonus on contact missions right now, but didn't R* fix grinding? How do you grind missions now?

>>175204508
Single player money doesn't carry over into online.

>>175204508
The cash from single player mode isn't transfered to online.

>>175204508
Play the story if you want, I personally did it all again but all in first person, it's quite fun.

Just play with people in the crew and you'll level up and get cash fine

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What's your dream car that you keep grinding for?

>>175192604
Check your ram, if you have 8gb and 90% of it is used then try ending the svchost.exe that eats the most ram, and all your background tasks, that worked for me.

>>175204820
I have the money to buy them now, but I want some of the newer bikes, like the Gargoyle or Nightshade.

I suppose I also want a Banshee custom.

>>175204736
>>175204769
Oh shit I actually didn't realize that. Awesome, thanks.

>>175202642
thanks cockstar

>>175205236
>use trainers to cheat money in SP
>transfer said money to MP
Do you realise how broken that would be? Not to mention that you gets tens of millions without cheats anyways.

>>175205236
On another note. Since I'm completely new, what would be the best way for me to lvl up and get $?

Are there any modes that are more fun than others?

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>decide to play deathmatch
>tfw it's you vs a qt couple

>>175205508
Contact missions, they're double cash and RP until May 1st.

can the cargobob pick up vehicle cargo? either for importing or exporting?

>>175204820
Would like to buy the Tyrus but I think it's better to save cash for the gunrunner update.

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>>175200239
Are those your hookers, are you a big pimp daddy.

>>175208258
Only for Memebob missions

>>175205508
Join the PS4 crew and play with us.

gp1 or tyrus?

>>175209498
None of them either.

post fav sex positions

>JFK
>I splatter all over her
>she screams while trying to get out of the car

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>>175200239

>>175143908
Who did this?

>>175209854
S H O O K

>>175209498
matte grey sabre turbo

>>175202642
REPENT! THE END IS NIGH!

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>>175210548

Wisdom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWD7k6TrJ-g

>>175209498
tho they look good, both are real boring to drive

>>175210741
Convince me not to paint my Dominator blue. It's currently black just like the one in the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrKSrhLV0QM

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>>175212340
I'll try to convince you to paint it blue. Here's the shade you should match.

>>175197907
Admiral when?
Feroci when?
Esperanto when?
Marbelle when?

Regular GTA IV cars in general when?

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>>175212718
>mfw you knew exactly what it was going to look like

cargobob is one of the cutest helis due to the fact that it can tank a rocket (and can grief) :3c

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>>175213691
Still waiting for my lady to come over so I can get her Benny'd.

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>>175213739
>tfw escorting you

>>175212386
Literally my favourite

>>175212718
Doesn't it spawn that way in traffic? I know it spawns with the classic white with blue stripes.

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>when cars spawn in traffic with pearl and the game won't let you find out what color combo it is
>when cars spawn in traffic with pearl and the vehicle is too hot to modify so you can't even try to find out

>>175214163
I hate that shit; I get it with PVs that you aren't supposed to keep them but all traffic fodder should be kept. Hell, traffic is fucking stupid as it is. Why are $400k Infernuses rather common spawns while $36k Tailgaters extremely rare? Don't get me started on bikes either; those are even more retarded.

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>>175214163
>that purple pearlscent npc modified sentinel
>that yellow sandking with the unobtainable pure white wheels

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>>175192604
Go to this menu and make sure Auto-Scan for Music is off. I had the same problem and it took me months to figure it out because I couldn't find anybody who suggested this.

>>175216383
wow this explains a lot

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>>175198112
In this order:
>office. CEO mode is infinite, extremely useful, and will likely make you your money back within a couple weeks at most if you're persistent with it.
>buzzard. it's the multi-tool for essentially all jobs and is a viable means of combat in most situations (mainly when in Los Santos)
>bati 801. it's the most effective land vehicle for the price and you won't be too far behind in races either.

>>175218414
>bati 801

fuck off

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>>175218957
what would you prefer he buy? the akuma can't wheelie for shit and most races nowadays have a ton of straight roads that go on for a while. it's also one of the few vehicles that will let you catch up with super cars for the price.

>>175219506
whatever he fucking wants

not everything is about racing

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>>175219887

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>>175219887
yes but transportation is a major part of the game, if he doesn't feel comfortable with air vehicles yet he can always fall back on a reliable PV

>>175220030
>hey new player, drive this motorcycle which you wont be able to upgrade and you let everyone take free unarmored shots at you because hey you can keep up to their supers!!!

neck yourself stupid idiot

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>>175220489
>being this bad

>>175220725
>having to resort to memetext and pepe

cya nerd

i have many saved clips and a few video projects i might one day publish, but i don't know how to make webms

what do?

12 CAPTCHAS LATER

>>175218414
>The bati still has that headache inducing reeeee sound.

How about fucking no pal.

>>175222365
can't you just google it? there are videos and converters

i want to see your projects

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>>175222912
Is there another offer that this anon could have made you?

How would rate your satisfaction a scale of 1-10?

>>175222912
The Bati sounds like a goddamn weed-whacker, not a proper sport bike. It makes me wonder what in the fuck Rockstar used to get the Bati's sound, because I haven't heard any 4 cylinder 4 stroke sport bike sound like that.

>>175222912
>bati is a GP motorcycle
>sounds like a little pocket bike

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>>175200239

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hmmm

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>>175200239

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>>175200239

>>175202642
>force Lamar to call you
Only_the_dead_know_peace_from_this_evil.tiff

>>175200239
https://youtu.be/YdDZnPTo5mo?t=1m36s

Holy shit this adversary mode sucks.

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>>175189228
>>175189569

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Who /Vice/ here?

>>175228536
for a quick against randoms, wait approx. 1 second before taking off

Just heard an NPC talking about rehab say one of the most inspiring things ever.
"everybody gotta go so deep. It ain't deep. I just like getting high"

>>175229474
I really hope you're joking.

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>>175200239
>That one Humane Labs where Karen kept forgetting to show up over and over and over again.

>Average police response time in LA: 5 minutes
>Average police response time LS: 5 seconds
Hm...

>>175229474
Wow, this has never been done before!

>>175230559
that's reasonable considering that 48 minutes in real life is a day in GTAV

>>175227239
>after 4 years R* finally turns off the phone.

>>175230965
It still gets me that one of the biggest complaints from their previous game is what they doubled down on in their next game.

>>175231836
its like the retarded walking movement, no one liked it in iv they just dont care

>>175232067
I liked being able to walk, but the fact that you try to move 2 inches and your character takes 4 steps is shit; they over did it.

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>>175230965
>>175231836
>people cant not phone irl
>people dont want phone in game

>>175232537
What are you implying?

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>relatively new to the game, been playing for a few months
>Just bought an office and I'm now a CEO

Have I made it

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>>175200239

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>>175200239
This is a nice crew.

>>175232926
Who has that PC collage with Blater aiming a homing rocket at Cat in the next box?

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>>175200239

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>>175232926
>Ps4 and PC GTAG mixer never

>>175233064
cute grill

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After all this time I actually went and finally got around to buying a Banshee 900r. I've been surprised by how much fun I've had driving it around.

>>175233118
I'm starting to understand why that one autist gets upset at the duffel bags.

You just ain't doin it right son.

>>175233118
>facepaint xd shitter
>decent looking wage slave
>three literally who attention whores
>some falling idiot dressed like an actor in a french movie
>another attention whore
>le xd hipster leopard pants and suspenders poofter
>jet shitter in a suit
>another duffelbag wearing attention whore

wow great group of people

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>>175234879
i just wish they'd give us proper holsters already tbqh senpai. all these operator costumes look obnoxious as fuck to me without them.

>>175232738

You will never make it

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>>175232738
It depends, anon. Do you own a Shotaro or are you currently considering one?

>>175233118
Tactical Trannies

>>175230190
that isn't inspiring at all. for drug addicts are notorious for undermining their problems.

https://youtu.be/s96XdnN6bNE?t=18

>>175235604
very good post

>>175233064
>>175233518
these are cool characters

>>175233518
Your shoes do not match.

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>>175200239

>>175240530
wow

>boot up game for the first time in months
>following some guy in a tank while I'm in passive mode
>he gets out of his tank, I steal it
>toggle passive mode, start blowing shit up
>he and his team start coming after me, I'm shitting on them
>they start spawning buildings trying to fuck up the tank, lagging around, keep trying to kill me
>fucking them up regardless
>they all start calling me a hacker in broken English
>tell them to git gud
>start lagging
>get disconnected from match, game decides to crash when I try to find a new one
>reboot, online loads forever and won't find a game
Great game, R*

>>175241807
>following some guy in a tank while I'm in passive mode
shitter

>>175241849
I was just following him on a bicycle. I had no intentions of causing a ruckus at first, I drove around in passive mode in the tank for a good 10 minutes.

>>175229474
Wow, what an original and creative idea!

>>175242378
you goddamn bully

I feel out of place here for unironically having fun in this game

>>175243790
same, also for enjoying playing with ''randos''

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The female NPC that goes "I've WASTED my life!" always makes me sad.

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>>175243790
>people in these threads constantly complain about hackers and shitters making the game unplayable

>don't play with gtag, most just join random sessions, occasionally play with some of my friends when they feel like signing in
>shitters who actually cause problems are incredibly rare
>I can count the number of modders I've encountered in my entire time in GTA on my hands
>constantly finding myself in low population/empty sessions
>lots of instances of someone joining what was an empty session, communicating that they're peaceful and offering help in chat

I'm starting to think you guys are the problem, you attract this stuff, karma or something.

Getting 5 infinite loading screens that require me to restart the game in one hour of playing really makes me blow my "load" hehe

I cant believe l considered getting this for pc. It seems literally unplayable with all the hacker and tech problems.

Console is bestgen after all.

>>175244790
>Console is bestgen after all.

just LOL

>>175244665
the ones where you're stuck in the clouds right?
I noticed that if you do the suspend process trick/alt+enter trick it usually fixes it.

>>175244790
>Console is bestgen after all.
pppfpffhHAHHAHAHAHAHAoohohoho
*inhales*
HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

>>175244790

The high fps and graphics on PC are great and all but where it really shines is being able to switch between a gamepad for vehicles and mouse/keyboard for shooting. I could never play it on a console for that reason.

>>175245425
The other guy is retarded for spouting bullshit, but in this case, you're more autistic than he is.

>>175243790
I understand if you're having fun with GTA V, but with GTA Online? It's utter shit and it's a disgrace to the GTA franchise.

>>175245790
>you're more autistic than he is.
hehehehHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
Oh god! That's rich! HAHAHAHAHAH

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>>175215737
this sandking?

>>175226927
i remember doing this just after bikers launch
everyone on faggios behind one guy with hakuchou
couldn't believe my eyes

new dlc needs to add more paints

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I just wanted my sprunk car to say sprunk

>>175247180
well sprunk is based on spunk, which is slang for semen

>>175247287
But I didn't type spunk. Also they don't let you use death, which I was going to put on my DoD

>>175247320
dont question rockstar you dummy
also isn't "death" occupied?

>>175247423
It doesn't need to be unique m8.
There's also a few other really stupid things that are censored such as Ztype. Ended up going with the sa exempt plate just saying Z. There were a few more that I can't remember off the top of my head

>>175246138
Thanks for proving it even further, captain autismo.

>>175247180

All my plates say NGRFGT

>>175247976
*snorts*

>>175247976
proving what? shut up you baby stop whining all the time

>chinese player kills me while im buying clothing, blows up my car, then leaves as quickly as possible
really got me, damn.

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I am this game's demographic.

>>175250351
>not blue
lOl

I kinda like the 6 car garage more than the tenner.

Can you do Benis upgrades to the convertible 900 Banshee? Or conversely make the hardtop Banshee a convertible

>>175220030
>webm
People who make these fucking robots are the same kind of vile disgusting fucks who use "troll menu"s. They actually want the world to end and everyone in it to suffer.

Logged back in after having a break from the game to find someone from Taiwan has been playing on my account and has got me banned which also means everything on my account has been reset to nothing

Anyone else had shit like this happen?

>>175251415
seems like it happens in every third thread.

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>>175251415
maybe r* should implement some shit to recognize if the game/account is being logged on a new computer and ask for verification via email. it might be annoying at first but it'd save everyone's asses.

>>175251415
>>175251527
>>175252703
>only happens to PCucks
kek kys

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>>175252729
>implying im not on ps4

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Who are the best members in PS4 /gtag/?

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>>175252729

>>175250351
>no 7-figure supercar or Kuruma in sight
No, you're not its demographic.

>>175252838
Are you just hoping someone will say your name and make you feel better?

>>175254483
whats the max money you an make as a associate, probie, sgt at arms, vp?

10 car garages are half off

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I have created a CEO Business called VM Varga. I am Yuri, I need VM Varga and Meero.

>Fargo clan
>PS4 add me - CTUMANAKO

V.M. Varga is going to be a clan that looks exactly like...

>>175257017
autism

>>175256473
They have been already for a week. Same with MC clubhouses.

>>175235604
excuse me but that's a face tattoo not paint

i'm xhardxcorex

>>175241807
>steal pegasus vehicle
>don't get kicked out of it

i believe you

>*wears a white suit jacket*
>*drives Turismo/Infernus Classic*
>hehe XD so 80s who /Vice/ here XDD i listen to synthpop too XDDD

>>175257634
How does that shit works? I seen people flying my pegassu to the other side of the map and back but when i take someones im always thrown out in less than a minute

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>>175257706
this, cringey as fuck

>>175257706
>drives a bike in leather jacket
>hehe XD so motoclub wow
>drives a black sedan in suit
>hehe XD so transporter
>drives a kuruma in bulkyvest
>hehe XD so tacticaall
nothin wrong with rp'ing as something, i would take any of these over the generic [IGN] chrome super with darkest window and largest spoiler faggots

>death is blocked
>death grips fans everywhere in shock
>even though some guy has somehow gotten it on his car
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathgrips/comments/2htufu/my_license_plate_in_gta_v/

>>175257869
If they order a new Pegasus vehicle, everyone in the older Pegasus vehicle will get kicked. The game should say "Pegasus is reclaiming this vehicle" if you get kicked from it.

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>>175258013
>80s aspie triggered this hard

>>175258218
Im not the 80s one, just pointin it out that most people are rp'ing as something. Sperging out about a single theme is just retarded.

>triggered this hard
>huehue i troll you omg lol
you dont have to be triggered to respond to a shitpost
kys.

>>175257706
>*wears the wolf leather jacket*
>*drives matte black muscle cars*
>hehe DAE le badass sebenties garachter XDD

About as autistic as the 80's fags who only like it because they listened to one Lazerhawk song on YouTube

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FUCK DA POLICE

>>175215737
pfister pink

>>175258386
Those RP fags are too retarded to even know what proper 80's cars are since all they think about are Testarossas and Countaches, and the Turismo and Infernus Classic are neither of the two.

Want to properly RP as an 80's faggot? There's the Imponte Phoenix, the Willard Faction Custom, Glendale, and Dinka Blista Compact. No other cars fit the 80's theme.

>>175258386
>ceo
wear nice clothes
>bike gang
wear biker cuts
>try hards
wear duffle bags , invisible bodies glitches, and any masks

>>175250962

Yes and yes.

>Do you want to change targeting mode?

Why are there so many disgusting gamepad users on PC?

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>>175258529

>>175258679
Also the Ruiner and Omnis

>>175258829
Right, the Ruiner fits as well, but the Omnis has a forced bodykit so it still feels out of place.

>>175258679
The new classic cars are the closest you can get in gtao to be a 80s aesthetic druglord or whatever they are going for. They dont have to be 100% accurate to have fun. I think your standards are a lil' too high for this game.

>>175191737
>headhunter
wow sounds good

whats the incentive of blowing up crates, drugs,I/E cars?
i blew up crates and got 2000 measly bucks and some proximity mines.

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>>175259270
trolling XD
russians and chinese players love being the zany wildcard shitter

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Any news on the updates?
cozy new beachside houses when

>>175259357
Heh... its a dog eat dog world in business, ya gotta do what ya gotta do ta get ahead.
- posted from the safety of my apartment while I scan the map for delivery markers

>>175259174
My standards are fine, the problem isn't with the game, the problem with autists who don't know what cars are. You tell them it's a 90's Diablo, they claim that it's not and it's not a countach, you send them pictures of comparison between the two and it becomes obvious that it's a Diablo, and then they either double down that it "vaguely" looks like a Diablo or use your shitty excuse that "it's just a game".

Druglords of the 80's drove Firebirds and Mercs much more than Testarossas and Countaches, so no, there are cars that fit the 80's themes, it's just that the autistic retards who infest this game don't want to drive anything that isn't a supercar.

Hi iffy chan :3

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Quick question - is GTAV on PC available digitally on any other platforms than Steam? The reason I'm asking is I'm thinking about buying it digitally from a seller in my country, but the product page doesn't specify that it is a Steam code, so I'm kind of worried that I might instead get it on something like GFWL or Rockstar's own service (if such a thing even exists), whereas I'd really prefer to just have it on my Steam account.

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>>175259543
What do you think, waifufag?

>>175259543
are mansions obsolete now that people are CEOs/

>>175257706
>wood paneling
>hey dat means im le classey :^)

>>175259714
sigh...

>You tell them it's a 90's Diablo, they claim that it's not and it's a Countach**, you send them pictures of comparison between the two and it becomes obvious that it's a Diablo, and then they either double down that it "vaguely" looks like a Countach** or use your shitty excuse that "it's just a game".

>>175259839
>thinkin miniracers is an update
LOL

>>175259984
how would that make sense?

>>175260042
I'm pointing out that this is the latest announced and released content, retard.

>>175259835
Rockstar sells non-steam codes that are activated on their Social Club website (Steam copies also have to be activated through the website), it could be one of them.

>>175260151
>retard
You seem to be upset friend. Obviously i was asking about the real thing.

>>175260215
It's most likely that then. Thanks.

say you see a guy in a mallard flying about.

You shoot at him? why ?

>>175260447
Because im angry, angry about FUN!

>about to land my swift next to ceo office
>IGN with supercar appears
cant we just get rid of that shitty magic missile?

hey guys can I get a invite to pc gtag, my user name is JackelOfTheNile

>>175260586
then you give power to hydra shitters.

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>>175257706
>me making one 3 word post with a pic caused all this ass hurt
I'm sorry anon. I'll be sure to get my tacticool outfit on for you next time I'm on.

>>175260693
Can you actually hit a hydra with them?
Most of the time i see shitters use it against people who are just doing their thing, not shitting. Without it you could still snipe the jetfags.

>>175261108
yes. if you want to nerf hydra fags all you need to do is make splash damage on the gun less powerful or none at all.

the outcry of a hydra gun nerf would be fun.

>>175260687

got you

>>175261265
or just make it not shoot explosive rounds

>>175252838
Who are the most annoying members in PS4 /gtag/?

>grinding contact missions
>finish one
>all that's available in the vote for the next round is meme modes
why do they do this

>>175260687
shit name, blacklisted

>>175261265
It could have something else instead of the gun. Limited rockets like the ruiner maybe. Too bad theyll never change it.

>>175261501
without a doubt languagez for not being on rn

>>175261907
nah the gun is the main issue in my opinion. shockwaves will still kill you even behind cover. I mean if you want to go realism i guess over pressure can kill you.

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>>175262019
>tfw will never get evaporated by sitting next to a 16 inch cannon firing

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>>175262230
>rest in rip fishies

>>175263276
would it tip over if they shot all the guns on one side?

>>175263357
only on german and french battleships.

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>>175263357
nope

Anyone else here lose all your sticky bombs every time you join a new session?

>>175264572
no. i've lost my sides once though becaues my internet connection is so shitty i always get voices before anything else and its always blacks going hood on people.

>>175246405
Yah, that white is a lot brighter than the white we get.

Which vehicle do people associate with you?

I'm finally banned! I'm free.

>>175265549
lucky bitch

>>175265358
Hearse

>>175265702
Not until RDR2.

>>175265358
cargobob, mallard, karin , frogger.

>>175258829
Also the Stinger

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>in the middle of coke delivery
>"Failed to find a compatible GTA online session"
>"Joining a new GTA online session"

That's 2 out of fucking 2 full 420k deliveries I've failed because of Rockstar of David. What the FUCK is their problem?

>>175266218
Use Shadowplay and make a fucking ticket for it, they will literally give you the money + 100k

>>175259550
Except business in gta is not a zero sum game. It makes no difference if other corps succeed or fail.

>>175265358
Monroe, since I'm the only one in the entire fanbase who drives it, apparently. I even get "what car is that?" messages because faggots who haven't played Storymode exist.

>>175266218
damn i thought a piracy prevention loss form a server kick was bad

>>175265358
Defiler

>>175265358
Infernus Classic ;)

>>175261108
if they are new at hydra yes, homing missiles are easy to avoid in a hydra but it can distract them enough while you hit it with a heavy sniper

>>175265358
Cargobob :3c

>>175265358
T20 :)

>>175265358
Armoured Kuruma xD

>>175265358
Lynx
I like throwing away money.

>>175265358
Valkyrie pretty much sums me up entirely

some hacker injected 21 million into my wallet what do

>>175268206
do a barrel roll

>start game
>less than 5 seconds in session and disappear
>suddenly on top of mountain, still invisible
>laggin like shit
>crash
why do i even bother

>>175268206
Report
Wait for response
Spend

>>175268321
you chose to be a cuck

>>175261501
Neon, but he's an okay lad.

>>175267924
Paper-thin defense with a mutli-explosive attitude?

>>175265358
Buzzard, Double T

>>175265358
Banshee 900r, 811 and double t

>>175274578
Hey Hyozan

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>>175270273
I try not to be, but shitposting just comes natural to me, I can't help it.

I'm always feel like I'm being annoying when I do things I think at first are silly and funny, like blow everyone up or ruin a game just for shits and giggles, also I self consciously feel like everything I do and say is a mistake. I try not to talk over people, but well I'm very quiet IRL so I try to compensate by talking more in game, but I always notice myself doing it afterwards and feel bad.

Seriously I'm sorry, I'll try to pay more attention so I don't seem like higgus or whoever.

>>175276574
its only weird if you think its weird.

>>175204508
>>175205236
If you do want cash in story mode still, look up gta wiki or gta series's video on how to do the lesters assassination missions and stock market manipulation before hand, you'll come out a billionaire.

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>>175276725
In that case everything I do is weird, and I'm a terrible human being!! AAAAAAAAAAA

>>175230818
Yeah 3 minutes, those cops are bretty gud

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>>175265358

Overturned vehicles, generally.

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>>175276930

It only feels weird the first time, Neon.

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>>175277775
Is that curry murry?

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>>175279152

Nah, something i stole off a meme page today.
Check out the remaining eyebrow, fucker had his heart set on that matching goatee

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>>175275698
yo'

>>175279781
Does hiding as a pedestrian actually work?

remember when rockstar promised story mode dlc

>>175271523
Yes, no, maybe, what?

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>>175252838

This guy :^D

>>175276574
>>175270273
Nah Neons an alright guy, little too energetic sometimes but not annoying. Atleast he tries to be friendly aand have a laugh.

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>>175280267
I haven't had any problems with it so far. There are a few cues if the target is close enough (arrow above head, vibrations, etc.) so be mindful of that.

>>175281973
>>175280267
For the most part people ignore pedestrians. Especially if they're walking, they're expecting to find an insurgent or kuruma racing around, not someone having a sunday stroll

>>175283351
im pretty sure 9 out of 10 fucker would just park their car on your ass.

>>175280385
Stop reminding me

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52217/Grand-Theft-Auto-Online-Spring-Updates

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/51955/gta-online-update-free-deathmatch-race-creators-this-week-captur.html

>>175281169
Maybe if he didn't have crack head eyes.

>>175279765
I know, but doesn't currymurry have short blonde hair and green eyes like that?

>>175281973
>people not driving down sidewalks just in case

scrubs

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>>175285556
Why does this zentorno look so unfamiliar?

>>175265358
Either the Ruiner or Intruder.

>>175285769

I'm newfag. Not really familiar with the bloke

>>175286551
because its not matte black with red secondary and neon with the largest spoiler

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???????
Anyone else get this shit?
Haven't touched the game in 2 months and never installed mods

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Whats your favorite radio station?

>>175291083
Space 103.2. It's gonna funk you to death, bobble.

>>175202659
All that visible pain

>>175291083
Toss up between Non Stop Pop and Worldwide

>>175291083
If you don't reply with Los Santos Rock Radio, our plastic culture has numbed you to the core.

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>>175200239

>>175291083
Space 103.2
West Coast Classics
Worldwide FM
FlyLo

>>175292406
LSRR is plastic yacht rock so fuck that; there are only two good songs on there and Fortunate Son ain't one of them

>>175292645
>FlyLo FM
Opinion discarded.

>>175291083
Rebel radio

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>>175291083
This one

>>175291083
>nobody's said radio los santos

>>175292645
Out of curiosity, which are those two songs?

>>175291083
Self-Radio that I filled with synthwave and future-funk. I listen to it while I drive my white Turismo Classic while wearing my white suit.

>>175293458
Photograph and We Built This City

>>175292645
>LSRR is plastic yacht rock so fuck that; there are only two good songs on there and Fortunate Son ain't one of them

Look out boys, we have a retard speaking.

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>>175292645
>only two good songs on there
>>175293564
>We Built This City
>>175293569
>we have a retard speaking.

Yup.

>>175293458
Carry On Wayward Son and Danger Zone.

>>175293564
literally aint me.

>>175293790
You're like that guy that wears the Led Zeppelin t-shirt, you know the one.

>>175291083
Radio mirror park
Non stop pop
Space 103.2

>>175291083
yuge butte