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乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 edition
NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

>Official pages
Website: https://www.paladins.com/
Forums: http://forums.paladins.com/
Server status: http://status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
http://pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB48)
http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?37097

>Steam Store
http://store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
Paladins Beginner's Guide - Welcome to the Realm

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) - may contain some outdated info
Paladins - How to Play - Viktor (The Ultimate Guide!)

>Decks
http://www.paladinsdecks.com/

>/palg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X6NNDQLSytCCoExPCtt48Bq9_Sv_Ha4qZkOeHS1DcS8/edit#gid=485142380

>Account statistics
http://paladins.guru
https://mypaladins.com
http://masterpaladins.com

Previous thread: >>174926119
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I want to receive head pats from Fernando's hand!
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This game is shit.
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Does anyone else always seem to get the retards on their teams? I should not be getting top team damage as Seris with 100k healing
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>fraps isn't working in paladins
>it's working in other games
what a beta!
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>>175153051
>2017
>using fraps
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>>175152962
yes
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>>175153087
as opposed to
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>>175153890
He's probably an nvidia fag
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>>175153890
since you're a frapstard who probably manually records everything, OBS studio with browser
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>>175154050
screenshots, genius
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>>175154237
puush or print screen+paint
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>>175154237
>>175154428
or f10 on steam??
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>>175154428
doesn't work in fullscreen, einstein
how about you don't run your fat mouth on things you don't know dick from shit about
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>>175154561
What about f12 if running the game through steam?
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>>175152390
THICC
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>>175152486
t. pip
___:3__
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>>175154561
>print screen
>doesn't work in fullscreen

full retard anon
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I hope Hi-Rez doesn't fuck up Paladins horribly. It feels like it's gotten more enjoyable and has been upgraded pretty decently visually from its initial steam beta release, but Hi-Rez has a tendency to be able to dish out one swift patch that can kill their game.
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>>175158270
word
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>>175152390
Who is the better mommy?
Seris or Inara?
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>>175158870
Inara because she'd protect and nurture the child and could build them a house in seconds.

Seris would just walk out on you or use you for black magic sacrifice/experimentation.
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n-th for Kinessa takes more skill than Evie
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>>175158870
Inara? I don't think the amount of edgyness of Seris is healthy for kids. Also, Inara feels like a mother who would not allow a kid to be lazy which is expected of a good mother.
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how does rank works in this game?
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>>175159496
yes
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>>175159496
it's based on rating of enemies obviously
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Is there any high-level Maeve streams out there? There seems to be a lack of her.
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>>175159825
No because she's shit and feels floaty and slow to play.
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>>175159825
just play nether step legendary andro it's basically the same but with actual carry potential
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>>175159496
It doesn't. There is Grandmaster Makoa with 6 wins.
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>>175159825
Vox played her a little bit for a title but I think he gave up and switched to Drogoz. Can't blame him.
Bird once in a blue moon plays Maeve.
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>>175152962
I'm 2,8k elo and I've been getting sub 2k on both teams for weeks now. It's like herding cats.
Nothing like writing in chat 'save ults pls' when it's 2-2 on Ice Mines and you know you can't push, and hearing them use them anyway seconds later
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>>175161343
>that one kid who says: ITS CASUAL MAN WHO CARES OMG CHILL OUT XD
>after only saying save ults please or simple shit like who's buying wrecker?
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>>175163075
>that one kid who says: ITS CASUAL MAN WHO CARES OMG CHILL OUT XD
>when they are playing Seris and you ask them to stop flanking and heal a little bit
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How do you play Ruckus properly?
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>>175164397
you don't
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>>175158870
I think they both could be good, Seris would be probably be Morticia Addams kind of mom.
They both appear to be very strict though.
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>>175164397
With a second tank to protect you and flanker that will finish anyone who managed to escape you.
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>>175164397
Hit your headshots.
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>>175158270
I feel that theyve been doing pretty well for the casual <2500 elo players but the moment you get better you start noticing some big ballance issues with some of the characters. So far I really like the way they update the game, the pace and ammount of content, the pros will always play the broke characters but they will rarely invest much money or effort in keeping the game alive so fuck them.
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Healslutting as Seris!
AND DOOMING MY ENEMIES TO THE ABYSS!
HELLFIRE PURGE! BURN, BURN!
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>>175164397
2nd tank for either flank ruckus or point control ruckus
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>>175152390
>Blizzard tried to put a p2w mechanic in their game
>even their diehard fans yelled "NO!"
>Blizzard decided to not implement that mechanic

>HiRez announced a p2w mechanic
>fans yelled "NO!" at first but then they started sucking Hi Rez dick when they announced a bandaid """"solution"""
>this is the result
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>>175166350
>no half shell makoa on the other team
so they wanted to lose?
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>>175166561
What did he mean by this?
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>>175166561
k
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>>175166561
>>175166613
forgot image
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>>175166570
our makoa was pluck too
half shell meme is boring
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>>175166561
educate yourself please, its pay to not grind.
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>>175166794
>shills will go this far
it doesn't matter if you can slog through the mud for 500 hours until you have enough essence to buy everything, someone else can just pay and get it all. pay to win.
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>>175166794
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pay-to-win
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>>175166561
I don't understand, it's the skins money not enough to them?
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>>175166931
And that someone would be retarded when you only need 5 cards for the meta meme build and can easily acquire them with essence or unboxing loot chests. Doubt anyone who isn't stupid rich would blow enough money to buy everything in the game either.
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>>175167068
Going by that definition, the game has always been pay2win because of the Founder's Pack.
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can buck be the official anti-cancer champion?
he counters:
>androxus
>bomb king
>drogoz
>lex

is countered by:
>anyone else
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>>175166931
you must not know heartstone
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>>175166561
>hirez announced plans to make essence not as shit
>fans praise them endlessly and berate anyone still upset about essence
>hirez secretly undoes the changes they made to make essence less shit
>fans still praise them and continue to berate anyone that calls the essence system shit
what the fug
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>>175167425
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>>175168040
Is this a jojo reference?
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>>175152390
WE
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>>175167289
there is never "enough money" for jews
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>>175168040
t. drogoz/bk main
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>>175167425
>bomb king
>counters
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>>175170641
From what I've seen Cassie counters him somewhat, at least from the pro games I've watched.
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>>175154561
sharex
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>>175167425
But he doesn't counter Makoa, Anon.
And the only thing that counters Bomb King is better Bomb King.
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>>175164397
talk about the white man and talk down on the niggas
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>>175167425
but buck is cancer
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>>175168560
hey, is that lucian? didn't recognize him at first with his white hair lol
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>>175167425
What legendary/loadout do you run to get those kinds of results?
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>>175152390
>when your patches are so shit that your customers ask you to calm down and fix your game
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>>175171861
They could simply change their schedule into a content patch, then a fine-tuning patch 2 weeks later and still keep their 2 week policy, I don't understand why they don't do something like that.
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>>175171774
Legendary: Accelerant :^)
Loadout: Just use whatever, anything works.
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>>175170851
lol
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>>175165441
>tfw past a certain elo treshold there is no point in playing Fernando because his kit is just not enough in higher levels
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>>175171861
But are they ever going to listen? Post like these probably appear there every week.
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Playing Torvald with nimble makes me feel like a sexual predator
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>>175166561
>>175167731
But that didn't happen?
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>>175176075
>tfw healing torvald with swift spirts 4 as snake man
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how do i play support without feeling useless as fuck?
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>>175177106
heal your allies
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>>175177106
Drink 2 liters of beer
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>>175173853
feels so bad.
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I literally can't stop playing bomb king
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>>175177106
Play Seris, top damage
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>>175177516
i still feel useless

>>175177837
i don't see how this till help

>>175177869
but i want to support
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>like if overwatch wasn't enough, paladins also rip-offs heroes of the storm
again, what to expect from low-rez?
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>>175152390
Game is unplayable for me since yesterday fix. I just keep crashing to the desctop every ten minutes. No error messages. Anyone have the same issue?
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>>175178384
When will Paladins get an Abathur equivalent?
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>>175177106
be good
scrub
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Now that they gotten their Money King sales will hi-rez give BK an actual nerf? Obviously they didn't want to do too much and hurt skin sales last patch
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>>175177868
Teach me. I'm trying him, but he feels so clunky, I can't land his bombs and if I do they don't deal damage.
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>>175178701
see >>175178623
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>>175178701
get up and personell
hold right click while smashing left click
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Do you guys have CUTE Kinessa pics? Can you post them? Thank you.
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>>175178701
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>>175179252
A CATE Kinessa is fine too.
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>>175179252
this is all i got
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>>175178701
Stand a mile away from all danger and spam bombs on the point with your infinite range and spam as many stun bombs as possible because the cooldown is only 2 seconds and your main attack reloads in like 1 second
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>>175179327
>>175179082
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>>175176917
>enabling molesters
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>>175178692

>no one complained before the lag compensation BK with no nerfs
>smaller damage fall off, faster attack, better poppy, more HP
>now after masters lan everyone thinks he is too OP

Either he was stealth OP or the lag compensation thing is just adding huge area damage to his bombs to "compensate" for lag
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ESL Go4Paladins Monthly Finals is starting soon, is BK going to be a first pick again?
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>>175179656
imagine if maeve had lag compesation
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>>175179656
the issue was that his bombs didn't half of the time stick, not to mention not even explode correctly
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>>175178701
Yeah, this basically>>175179082
That + the poppy leggo and just jump all over the place while bombing shit
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>>175179252
Chase 'em down!
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>>175179656
People were definitely complaining about him before the lan. That's why they released a patch to nerf him, but for some reason they played the lan on an old patch.
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>>175179656
he was stealth OP before the lag compensation, but was offset by the fact that he was the absolute hardest champion in the game to play.

With his skill floor lowered a ton, he's far more accessible now.
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>>175179252
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>>175177106
Tank is a priority but you should also tail/babysit your teammates if they are way into the enemy side.
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>>175179252
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i miss mermoco, where is he?
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>>175179252
OC coming thru
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>>175181170

h-hot
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>tfw unironically enjoy Paladins more than OW despite thinking it was just a poor F2P copy at first

I did not expect this
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>>175181626
blizz's games may look very polished on the outside but they're so insanely incompetent at gameplay design that even a cheap f2p knockoff full of bugs manages to be more fun

it's pretty amazing
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>>175181626
This is more common than you think, have a Ying.
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>>175181407
that's kinessa top 30 there
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>>175179252
Is this CUTE? I'm not sure.
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>>175181626
are you still playing against bots
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>>175182145
No, obviously up until 5 was a stomp of going 40-0, but I'm still doing very well which probably makes me have some bias of enjoying a thing that I'm "good" at.

Guess I'll see when I'm not placed against windowlickers
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>>175181407

A good Kinessa is still a nightmare
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>choose bomb king
>harddrive goes berserk
>game starts chugging like a motherfucker
>pick something else
>doesn't
what the fuck
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, wait...
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https://twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/857630620075393028
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>>175181626
I legitimately think this game is a lot better than overmeme
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>>175182892
True Bomb King nerf.
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>>175182951
Mushroom Grover?
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Willo today?
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>>175183189

Seems like it. Alien Pip and Mushroom Grover this patch.
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>>175182951
how much money that they used the smite model for the skin?
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>>175182951
>>175183189
rehash
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>>175183274
Tomorrow.
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>>175183274
Tomorrow.
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>>175183470
Cactus Grover in Paladins when?
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I know bk is busted but damn
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6 months ago Paladins was shaping up to be a fantastic game.

Now it's dogshit. What changed bros?
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>>175183470
Grover using Sylvanus as his mount when?
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>>175183950
>tfw you're not autistic enough to play the same champ over and over until you get a title
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>>175183951
BK got his lag compensation fix.
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>take a break for a while
>come back
>this is one of the first few matches

wew lad
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>>175183951
Hirez releases new characters every week, adding way more bugs than they fix.

Legendaries haven't "diversified" playstyles like they said they would either. Generally (with few exceptions) there is one optimal way to play a champion.
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>>175183951
They set up this retarded goal of releasing shitton of champions and it might be too much to handle for them. New champs are rushed, old issues are ignored, new content creates more bugs etc.
I still enjoy playing tho.
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>>175183951
>6 months ago Paladins was shaping up to be a fantastic game.
But CB30 was 10 months ago
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>>175183950
He's not busted though, he was nerfed
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>>175184497
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>>175184497
>he thinks BK's nerfs were substantial
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>>175184048
Old hoover Ruckus as mount when?
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>>175184646

What am I looking at?
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>>175185053
Yes.
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>get quadra as fernando
>top play goes for viktor getting 3 assists and killing me
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>>175185628
>see Fernando and one of your favourite pros in Top 5 plays
>get excited
>camera switches to Drogoz after two seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBCRYQwWRhU
I'm so dissapointed.
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What about a Jewish character that had a special attack that could take money from an enemy and give it to himself
It could be called Sue
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Grover needs a lower cooldown on his heal, as it is right now he has the worst healing potential.
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>>175187175
He's getting a skin, so maybe he will get a buff too.
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>>175182951
WHERE ARE THE WILLO TEASERS
I WANT TO KNOW IF SHE'S A TINY QT FAIRY OR JUST LEAF DRESS ASHI
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>>175187175
>he has the worst healing potential.

that's fine, he's about rooting someone and then gangbanging them.
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>get in the quake beta
>its shit

the suffering will never end
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>>175187385
I got you senpai
0.8 sec reduction
You are welcome :^)
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>>175187467

Place holder model was Pip so she is probably going to be the tiny qt fairy
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>>175187467
https://twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/857256947128684550
It's all we've got.
Her model in game is as small as Pip so she is tiny.
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>>175187483
>buy resillience
>root grover is useless

Bonus points if resillience helps vs others on the enemy team.
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>>175176459
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>>175187507
Tell me about the quake beta, how shitty is it?
What's wrong with it?
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>>175187507
I knew you will be back.
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What did Hi-Rez mean by this?
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>>175188118
>your name
>of blades
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>>175187973
reminds me of when I bought OW thinking it would be better than paladins.

OW might be far less frustrating and more stable but the base gameplay is really boring compared to paladins.
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>>175187507
Told you you were just gonna be looking for an excuse for that game to be shit too.

The problem is that you're bad man, you need to get good at FPS to truly enjoy these games.
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>>175187921
Nothing feels satisfying, I'll put it down the being a beta though. My main issue with it is the sfx/music is boring. The weapons and kills sound really flat and weightless, and the bgm is sleep inducing.

As for the abilities etc I have no real comment as I never played the previous games properly
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>>175188380
?
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>>175178230
Having enough but not too much of alcohol in your body turn you into a turbocarry with godlike aim and stuff
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>>175187467
But leaf dress Ashi is QT!
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>>175188568
Decent but you need to hit 3k to be considered good.
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>>175188397
>Nothing feels satisfying
Have you thought about visiting doctor and talking to them about it?
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>tfw you beat stolzey on androxus while he's streaming
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>>175189016
Quake still bad tho
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>>175189136
Oh boy, good ol'depression back at it again
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>best support: Grover - 90k healing
>check scores
>Grover has 60k healing
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Whats a good wall hack software. I'm sick of going against hackers, so I might as well become one.
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why is mal'damba the only good support?
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>>175189372
Scores do not count grover's ultimate as healing.
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>>175189407
Just play lex
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>>175189292
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>>175152390
paladins is ultra casual shit with tons of scriptors

get this trash off my /vg/
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>>175189407
>wanting wallhack when game has built-in one in form of Lex, Tyra's Mark or Cassie's Scout
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>>175189965
Yes because /vg/ is full of games that take skill.
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>>175189421
Because he's CUTE!
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>>175187808

I hope she's a fox like Pip
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>>175190271
stop
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>>175190271
I hope she's a pony.
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>>175189965
>make an OP with thicc girl
>shitposters get butthurt

we need more lewd paladins OPs. probably butthurt overcucks crying
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>>175190598
More lewds is always good.
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>>175190271
I hope she's balanced[\spoiler]
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>>175190271
>I hope she's a fox like Pip
No fuck off she's a qt tiny fairy, besides Jewbear knows waifufags pay more for human girls, rather than monstergirls and disgusting furries.
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>>175191287

>AoE damage champ
>balanced

She is going to be Drogoz/BK/Pip 4.0
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When is reveal stream?
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>>175191468

A fairy IS a monstergirl my friend

Besides I wouldn't mind a lamia or spider girl champ
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>>175191495
Seris is AOE and reasonably balanced.
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1. How could I have handled this better?

2. Why does Hirez think it's OK to let Mexicans play on US servers?
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new lore
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>>175191846
>Draw a human child
>Give it wings
>It's now a fairy
Fairies aren't monstergirls.

But if Willo is a mothgirl, I won't complain
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>>175191882

Isn't Seris projectile direct damage but it can pass through enemies?
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>>175186497
at least i get to see my boy buck in number 1
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>>175192513
It's area damage, they said so on stream. The direct damage in the description is an error.
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>>175192317
Mexico is part of North america

Region is North america

That's why
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>>175192317

Because Latin America is a big ass long region and having everyone in one server is impossible, they would need to make at least two servers for north and south, and maybe one for middle. The player base is not enough for that, this is not LoL.
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>>175192913
>everyone in one server is impossible
They're already all in one server, the North America one
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>>175192773
Yes, but Mexicans are terrible at games and they're bad teammates in general. Hirez should separate them from the US. Force them to play with central americans and northern south americans.
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>>175193395
I am Mexican and i agree with this, i fucking hate getting paired with my fellow countrymen so i just pretend to not understand when they start speaking in spanish.

The good thing is that i got high enough in ELO that i never play with them anymore.
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>>175193395
Nobody's going to separate them because of a shitty generalization
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>watch tournament
>two players jump off the map together
What the fuck was that? Casters said they didn't want to stagger respawns, but it kinda looked like a poppy bomb kill.
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>>175193642
Mexicans being bad teammates in online games is not only something we can observe, but it aligns with every trend between whites and mexicans we see in other aspects of life like (particularly violent) crime rate, income, etc. It makes perfect sense.
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>>175191798
Tomorrow, 4pm EST.
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>>175193637
My ELO is over 3000 and I still get paired with them occasionally.
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>>175193915
Then conduct a study with actual results and credibility and I'm sure companies will start believing you.
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>>175194053
Companies already believe me because they already do this with many games in the US. That's why your response makes no sense.
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>>175191882
That's because she is support.
There's a pattern here, new tanks/supports are either balanced or underwhelming, new damages/flanks are OP pieces of shit.
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>>175194053
As a mexican i can confirm, its just a terrible attitude in general.

Mexicans give up at the slightest sign of adversity <--- biggest problem, they love to put the blame on everyone else, and my favorite one, they start to make claims of the "enemy team is fokus me that why i doing bad" .

At the end of the match its always the same story, the mexicans have terrible stats showing their team had no chance from the start.

I've had retards who give up at the start because "they have to much diamon and master gg" never leaving the spawn to try to beat the enemy team.

I say they because even if i was born on this god forsaken country i do not think like them, i never give up and that has won me countless games because even if the game is seen as lost i keep going for it.
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>possible Acrobatics cancer Pip in tournament soon
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/f/ff/Ruckus_Star_Slayer_VGS_Emote_No.ogg
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>>175194805
>no frontline team
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Thread reminder that Willo won't be a fairy, but a goblin.
The quote used in her teaser is from Shakespeare's character Puck, a goblin that loves to play tricks on people.
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>>175194475
cuck
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>>175195236
We already have a goblin.
Also Drybear confirmed it's a lady.
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Paladins needs more characters of the same race or maybe even related. Just don't have to add corny lines that always go like "us X gotta stick together!!!"
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>>175192317
>low-context American lecturing others about civilization when he has none aside from vapid consumerism

It really primes one's mind for reflection.
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>>175196193
by what definition of civilization is america not one, and how would that preclude an american from recognizing that civilization wouldn't exist as it does today had whites not introduced it to natives wtf dude you're making a red herring...
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>>175196848
>High-context EUROPEANS created civilizations
White Americans are mostly of Western European descent. They're the same people so that's a funny distinction you're taking to make up.

If you're also making some point about how you can't have pride in some greater group, well OK. That's incorrect but it has nothing to do with what I said before.
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3k ELO play right here
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>>175197432
>le turns into ice and runs away girl
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>>175197509
it was satisfying to kill that drogoz because he thought he could take me in the 1v1. i taught him a lesson that day
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>>175196848

>three nines for every number except 1
>0.99999 = 1

So close to perfect

>>175197432

>3k elo
>drogoz still trying to hit you after ice block
>even tries to use spit on it

Sure
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>>175197628
well it dropped to ~2950 a couple days ago but it was 3k when i made that sick play
>>
What's the actual answer for stopping reprieve Evie from mauling your back line all game long without voice comms?
>>
now hold on
>*takes a cousin as 2nd wife*
just one cotton-picking minute
>*sits 12 hours in front of tv*
are you fellas
>*buys breakfast, lunch, and dinner at McDonalds*
sayin that
>*gives $10000 to a televangelist*
we were
>*gets shot*
europeans and stuff?!?
>*has a heart attack*
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>>175197628
Drogoz spit should be able to break ice block or at least knock it away desu.
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>>175198005
i don't have an answer for you because it's pretty much impossible if your team is that bad. sure you can babysit your teammates and kill her, but then if you're the carry and you're not putting pressure around the objective, your team could lose anyway.
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>>175198130
agreed
it should also have much bigger radius and always guarantee a kill on anyone who gets hit by it, even if they're behind a shield
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>>175198842
100%. and you should only be able to play as wyrm jets drogoz. hirez should remove all other characters.
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>>175198005
Be Pluck Makoa or Torvald.
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>>175199087
a good evie will easily avoid either of them
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>>175199326
Good Makoa will catch her with his hook anyway.
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>>175197509
stop playing against shit evies
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They seriously need to just make the top players screen based off of stats instead of arbitrary role limits to make every role feel like winners. If you're a flanker and the tank did a better job at flank killing than you, you deserve to not have the showcase.
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>>175199443
a good makoa is going to whiff his hook because evie is too mobile, and a good evie will be selective with when she aggros him or any teammate near him (e.g. waiting until his hook is on cool down or he's distracted by something else).
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>>175197724
>>175197432
>4 wins 10 losses with evie

Admit that was just a lucky play m8
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guys i think wraith legendary for grohk is glitched sometimes it just doesn't activate
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>>175199835
i'm new to evie but i top fragged/damaged in a lot of those losses.
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>>175199867
It has a cooldown m8 or you would be literally unkillable.
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>>175199867
Isn't there a cooldown?
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>>175199665
>good Makoa
>whiffing hooks
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>>175199634
Just give up mate, you will never see your Flank/Damage Pip on that screen.
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>>175199867
30 seconds cd.
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How do i play the ginger of many rolls?
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>>175199443
>and then she will ice block to avoid pluck damage and blink away
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this PvE is garbage
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>>175200724
First stun with impaler, then use your q.
Get a loadout with Incitement/Onslaught, buy Chronos and don't miss first shot after rolling. Use Blast Shot to finish your opponents.
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>>175199867
>>175199983
>>175200007
>>175200538
Wraith actually is bugged. The CD is 30s, but only activates once per life.
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post these images
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So, does a Seris with Mortal Reach make Mal'Damba completely irrelevant?
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Are we getting something for the Best Boy tomorrow?
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>>175201324
lmao no
as long as he has his gourd nothing can dethrone the snek
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>>175201490
a nerf
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>>175201324
Nah, Snek has two ways of healing, and he does not have to channel his healing which means he can deal damage or stun people in that time. Plus he has great ultimate.
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>>175201490
+2 to movement speed.
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>>175201214
this is the only one i saved
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>get that sexy Chancellor body
>gourd is now blue
>my hot sticky goo is also blue
Hot.
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>>175201490
hopefully
he's actually doing pretty well what with makoa's ult getting nerfed and all of the other frontlines getting shit on with nerfs. indirect buffs, but he's climbing up.
still waiting for that fucking shield fix though
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>>175201214
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>>175202053
>Fernando is becoming better because other frontliners are becoming worse
>you are happy because Fernando is your amigo but you like other frontliners too
I feel very conflicted.
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fixed when
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>>175203692
Never, it's not a bug
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>when you gotta kill the enemy team by yourself
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>>175204114
>memeoco
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>>175204112
Yeah, it's just idiocy.
Fixed when?
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>>175201324
Seris is Damba for idiots, but Damba is still better.
She has more interesting cards than him though.
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>>175204114
I was starting to get worried about you, it was already 250+ posts and you still didn't show up
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>the 2 persons who bought bulldozer added me to friends after match ends
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>>175204114
Grohk has quite the green thumb. His garden is surging with flowers.
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Willo when?
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Donutello when?
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>>175205363
Next week. Finally I'll have Seris all to myself
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0 healing is one thing but getting 55 takes some special kind of retardation.
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i wish someone cared about by shitty matches aswell :(
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>see enemy composition
>perfect opportunity to use maelstrom legendary and perma slow the entire enemy team
>but there's also makoabro on your team and you'll let him die unless you pick totemic ward
what do?
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>>175207180
let makoa fuck your wife and use maelstorm
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>>175176459
>>175167731

They doubled down on the grind, its pretty comical. They upped the daily gold and quest gold for about two weeks, then slashed the numbers back and turned radient chests into dog shit ratios to where vast majority of your chests will be 4 x 250 compared to the "something worthwhile almost every roll" that it was post essence patch. Also the boosters is trash, you barely notice a difference at the end of the week outside maybe 1-2k extra essence a week and maybe enough gold for a chest.

Its not exactly that big of a deal but to do what they did is just greasy, their logic is because they added a pointless disenchant system they can take away the perks they promised prior.
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>>175207180
Go Maelstrom, this is too good to pass up.
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>>175207180
>tfw i once played with you and you ignored me
>tfw i got cucked by a proud cuckold
Im truly a pathetic human bean
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>>175160909
If all his wins are against other grandmasters, I could believe it. Otherwise that is bogus.
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>>175208538
There are only two GM Makoas.
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>>175208538
Its right there though. Leaderboards has barely changed since they launched em.

The only thing people need to know about Paladongs ranked system is that its the worst system ever conceived for an online ranking system. Its weird they pushed this one out due to demand for ranked when the only thing they needed to do was a flat ELO system.

Watch them do the retarded division smite/lol thing when they revamp the system,
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>>175209218
How many GMs of other classes did he play in his games? If none, he should barely get diamond.
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Will they ever update the results screen to match th erest of the UI and the fantasy art-style, or will it just stay some shitty dark space background?
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>>175188568
I got that on my first day
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>>175207294
>>175208260
too late, i picked totemic ward, heres the post match stats. anyways makoa was a a pretty competent player, and would always run into my totem and shielding it, but apparently his game crashed in the last round, he also seemed to be a pretty nice person

>>175208470
sorry for that, you were probably playing a friend i share my account with, he's pretty new to the game also he's a br so maybe he didn't understand and just ignored you
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>>175210483
i just want the minimalist aspect we had with the old UI back
not really fantasy style but it's a lot better then what we have now.
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>>175210687
>and -shield- it *
>playing -with- a friend **
jesus
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>>175209218
Why does volcanic Makoa with plushy eyes looks so cute?
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>>175211017
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/0/02/Makoa_Plushy_VGS_Emote_G.ogg
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What builds have people been running with success? I've had a lot of success on Leg Lady, only think I know I could change up is something like Veil instead of Neither Siphon since I apparently can't learn the channeling for shit.

Spirit Leech I also seems absurdly good for a level 1 card.
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>merm being a faglol
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>>175213341
I'm better than both of you
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>>175214025
i am probably better than all of you and i'm not joking/trolling
>>
I don't have what it takes to be good at this game
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>>175214982
play bomb king
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>>175214025
>>175214767

>t. 925 elo shitter
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>>175214982
Two hands and a pair of working eyes?
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>>175214982
>being born a woman
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>>175214982
Then you must be a happy person
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>>175215739
>shit talking Ruukia
Get out.
>>
I was put on a team with hirezpixie and her friend and her friend threatened to report me or something because I think I insulted them. I called him and her faggots and she banned me for 3 days

i just jumped on my alt and kept playing though
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>>175216253
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>>175216459
but i swear
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>>175216253
>they are actually banning people
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>>175152390
shame she's stuck in such a shit game
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>>175218207
t. overcuck
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>>175152390
>i asked for a refund because of Hi-rez's shady business practices
>thanks for your feedback!, next time use the forum.
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>>175173853
Inara is even much worse.

>The pros will always play the broke characters but they will rarely invest much money or effort in keeping the game alive so fuck them.

The pros help give Paladins the attention.
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>all of my queues are taking 2 minutes+ now causing the MM to just give zero fucks about balance

Oh no.
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>>175215117
Haha epic t meme my dude. Kill yourself fag
>>
what character should i play in my next match if i want to carry
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>>175222750
Tyra
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>>175222750
Drogoz, Bomb King or Androxus.
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>>175223497
>tfw viktor got more elims because he was spawn camping while I just spammed grumpy and used wrecker to destroy fernando and ruckus' shields
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>>175225210
So everyone did their job and it was a well played game?
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>>175225210
That damage tho. Nice.
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>>175220957
It begins, casuals are weird games now.

Not shit ranked system when?
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>>175225442
it wasn't really a fun game. I hate helping the team. I'd rather just pick cauterize and destroy the other team but there's always that chance that my team is retarded and can't deal with two shields on their own so I pick wrecker to be safe.
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>>175226068
Oh god forbid your team for not dealing with shields!

You're so fucking retarded if you pick a damage its your job to destroy shields, do you have any idea how long it takes for other classes to deal with shields.
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>>175226305
Tyra and viktor easily could have dealt with the shields. I'm a much better player than they are so I have a greater capacity to knock out their healers or any high-sustain characters like Buck.

I'm a better player than you too, so you should reconsider who you give advice too.
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>>175226374
Tyra and Viktor need to do sustained damage when you can lob a couple stickies and deal with them very easily, not to mention they have to deal with spread when you can do much more damage from a mile away.

And you're not better than me kid, i'd shit on your chest anytime.

t. mermoco
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>finally got my stolen cards back
>game feels worse than 6 months ago

Is paladins fun still?
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>>175226816
I enjoy this patch more then last. Nothing is to awful except the same bugs that always existed. Just drink wine when you play and have fun
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>>175226534
>Tyra and Viktor need to do sustained damage
You're arguing something different from what I said because you're an illiterate moron. Cauterize fits their characters much better, although wrecker is completely fine and you bringing up "bullet spread" is hilarious. What I'm saying is that I'm so much better than them that it makes more sense for them to get wrecker instead of me. Any tard can shoot at a shield. Not everyone can take advantage of cauterize and actually pull through with the kills.
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>>175226816
it's definitely worse than it was 6 months ago. it's hilarious to me that people think adding champions is actually making the game more fun when all it does is introduce more bugs and create more balance issues.
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>inara on team
>puts wall in front of our lex every time he right clicks
Is this how they balanced him?
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>>175227726
He needs to be able to shoot his marked target through walls with his right click so that he can't be griefed like that.
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>>175227726
Inara is the worst champ theyv'e added to the game, can't remember the last time I've lost because I've faced one but I've lost many games because my own keeps walling off and saving the enemy team.

It wouldn't be so bad if her did had any impact on the game outside fucking over her own team.
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>>175228043
Inara is very good if you can not mess up the wall. She's like Ymir or Mei in that regard.
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>>175228365
Ymir can solo carry, Inara needs to be carried.
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>>175228871
She can hold down the objective to an absurd degree but yeah she does need a team like most front-liners do.
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When are they going to buff Buck so he is more in line with the other flanks? He's fun to play but is seriously underpowered now.
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>>175229389
If they decreased the timer on his leap by 1 second that might make him good again.

I still miss that time a few months ago when he was OP and you could jump every fucking second or two.
>>
>play TF2 for a total of 50 hours on idle servers but aim is too bad to consider playing outside of that
>play paladins for a few months and my aim gets better
>return to TF2
>I'm suddenly OK at TF2 and it's pretty fun

Shouldn't we move over to TF2 guys? The maps look so beautiful.
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>>175229793
O, sweet summer child.
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>>175229648
I think he needs a bit more consistent damage either increase it or lower spread/falloff, maybe give him his net bonus back by default so he can deal damage and have an escape at the same time.
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>>175229793
When I play TF2 my teams are even dumber and I put up with more hackers.
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>>175230819

>Give his net bonus back
>Esnare leggo now roots

Do it Hi Rez
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>>175232310
Only if its very short, I don't want him to be OP, just more playable.
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>>175229793
You're goign to run into even more retarded players than Paladins, and also AFKs ebcause of hat bullshit and cosmetic faggotry mid-game.
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>>175232392
Its 1.5 seconds + up to 1.2 seconds with cards.
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>Q for survival
>its somehow worse then payload
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>>175234201
I take that back, just MM being MM
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>bored
>start a smurf
Well that was fun for a night. Already hit 2k elo.
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>>175203692
I really dont see a problem
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>>175235465

>Makoa gets out of combat regen while shielding
>Fernando doesn't
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>>175236295
Nando's shield lasts until destroyed, this would effectively mean that you could just heal up everytime you got low on health.
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>>175185053
some faceapp meme
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>>175201214
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>matched against a pro with two good tanks
>we have solo ruckus
>"wtf is my team doing"
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>>175240523
>like ruckus
>tfw he's only good with another tank
>tfw you never get to play him because you're always fucking picking up the slack with a tank/support so you want to pick damage when those two are filled
>>
Is the fps and sound bug fixed yet? Is it a bug or is it just my pc finally getting outdated bc too much projectiles now bc seris?

Was working fine pre-ob48
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>>175201214
Kinda brings me back
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>>175241318
you are like a little baby
watch this
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>>175241938
Two red items at once?
Is that used to be possible?
I don't remember it
>>
>>175242094
he was probably disconnected for a bit, bots can buy two of a category's item
>>
>some random invites me to his discord a few weeks ago
>join and play a few matches
>he gets mad as fuck and calls evie a stupid broken character when he dies to her as kinessa
>his friends tell me he's a 27 year old NEET who lives with his dad when he leaves
>kicks me from the discord randomly, whatever
>meet him in game just now
>he's pip
>rape his virgin boypussy as drogoz
>PMs me halfway through the match about some bullshit with his ult
>easy 4-0
>he rees about teammates being AFK even though they weren't
>then complains about mexicans
>invites me to a party
noped out of there after telling him to fuck off
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>>175243652
>then complains about mexicans
Sounds like a great guy.
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>tfw you get paired with tards w/ down syndrome
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Personality rankings of people who "main" each champ :

>Complete bro tier
Fernando, Grohk, Buck

>Very pleasant tier
Barik, Makoa without half shell meme build, folks who used to play Burger King without the Poppy meme build, Grover

>Absolutely alright tier
Pip (but hates furries), Drogoz, Ruckus

>Gets irritated very quickly tier
Viktor, Cassie

>That guy who ran to school with his arms behind his back tier
Pip (and is a furry)

>Complete shitters who always think they're carrying their teams no matter the circumstances
Evie, Androxus, Skye

>Iredeemable retards
Kinessa
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>finally get into match
>its timber mill
>maeve and skye instapickers
>luckily haven't picked a champ myself
>desert game and try again

That's gonna happen everytime i see a maeve, the skye just made it better.
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>>175240663
Play payload, Ruckus is god there. Just sit oona cart and spam repulsor field.
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>>175247060
Surprisingly accurate tee bee h
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>>175247060
i find Ruckus, Barik and Grover mains are usually extremely unpleasant people
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>>175247060
I used to be chill and never get upset when playing, then I got tired of losing and started to play damage chars to carry.

Now Viktor is my most played char and I get absolutely furious when my teammates suck dick.
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>>175247060
>People who main Fernando are complete bro tier
>not complete amigo tier
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>>175247060
You're missing a lot of characters famalam

>>175247692
I agree for Ruckus but most Barik and Grover I've met were either nice or just retarded.
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>>175247060
Where is Mal'Damba, fampai? Ying? Seris? Lex and Maeve?
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>>175247812
>>175247946
I'm mostly familiar with characters that were there from the start since that's when I played the most. Feel free to expand or modify the list though.

>>175247773
Missed opportunity inbeed.
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>>175247060
>Drogoz in absolute alright tier
Drogoz mains are not people.
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>>175247553
I agree.
>Dealing with flankers on timber mill
The worst shit
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>>175247060
>Pip (but hates furries),
No one will ever believe you hate furries if you play Pip. I can confirm.
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>>175236502
>Nando's shield lasts until destroyed
Only with Aegis.
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>>175247060
>folks who used to play Burger King without the Poppy meme build
that is literally the only build
you mean folks who used to play him before """""lag compensation"""""
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>>175248767
If you pick something else you're being retarded either on purpose or by accident.
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>>175247060
>Makoa without half shell meme build
>tfw you always played Makoa a lot but started to use this garbage build recently
What have I become?
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Alright niggers post predictions
>no meaningful bugs fixed
>slight UI and sound changes
>fairy will be overpowered
>universal gold gain reduced
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>>175249242
Scorch can be ok if you want more damage, Formidable is trash.
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>>175249332
>no nerf for half shell meme build and acrobatics cancer build
>no buff for Nando
>another buff for Inara that will change nothing
>new chest
>voice chat, yuck
>Drybear says SOON
>new Pip skin will make Raynday say something about Pip and Lex
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>>175249332
Only one thing is certain
Never give up, never stop gaming
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>>175173853

>I don't know how to fernando

I left this game when maldumbo was released and I was able to solo carry fernando everygame (in like 4500 rating comp)

Now I came back and supposedly he get nerfed 45 times, but I still dumpster people with him. I also noticed that the English speaking community has shyed away from running double tank which is pretty retarded imo since cauterize is still the strongest red card and they even gave makoa a legendary that makes him have as much hp as fern. I even checked a pro qualifier out and some team didn't draft a tank at all. I honestly believe that most the community has a fundamental misunderstanding of how to tank in general, and that it is exemplified in the tanks that do less dmg.
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>>175251987
>they even gave makoa a legendary that makes him have as much hp as fern
Are you seriously implying that Leviathan is viable choice that is even worth mentioning?
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>>175252314

yes and I understand that you can regen in meme shell

with how wrecker is now it is probably better to have flat hp so you don't get btfo when the enemy finally gets wreck lvl 3
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whos next
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>>175247060
>tfw nobody contests that Kineshitters are iredeemable retards

I'd have guessed that the waifuposter would get butthurt.
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>>175252384
what items did you build, how the fuck did you even get close enough to do 100k at 13m

also why is bomb king allowed
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>>175232594
>>175231597
but u can carry in tf2
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>>175252373
If enemy destroys your shield with wrecker 3 then you just put another. This is how Barrier reef works, this is why it's meme build.
But I understand your confusion since you have left near Mal'Damba's release. Fernando and Evie were first picks then.
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>>175187808
HEY! LISTEN!
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>>175253035
To be honest I'm waiting for the inevitable BK hamburger skin, we'll get a memester playing him every game.
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>>175253186
with my turret build i buy master riding and caut the key to that build is to push the moment you get an advantage, its not as good for holding because your shield is krap so its better to get in their face.
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>>175253186
>what is architectonics
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>>175253519
You might be able to carry with retards who can be used as fooder, but not with AFKs.
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>>175253975
Is master riding better than chronos on barik
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>>175255159
its as good as yelling "first" in the youtube comment section
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>>175253685
Ten bucks she's going to be fucking annoying.
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I hope the new character is literally a butterfly and it fires webs.
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>>175255863
She has spinfusor.
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>>175255159
You can set up your turrets first.
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>>175255771
20 says she can fly and shit on everythinh.
>>
>change texture settings to very high
>menu now says its at low
>its actually at maximum
>every setting is in maximum now
what the fuck
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>>175256384
>can fly
>drops bombs
>her nickname becomes pepe because she shits all over everyone
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>>175256668
bombs are brown and pop when they hit the ground producing slowing green goo
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and
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Fair and balanced :^)
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Just had a match where three of the enemy got afk
On the last push our team stopped pushing and just emoting with the remaining enemy (skye and andy)
Don't know how the fuck that happened but it was fun lol
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>>175257529
>>175257628
Yesterday I played a match as BK where I steamrolled the enemy team so hard during the first round that, on the second one, their inara and seris just walked all the way to our spawn and sat outside it emoting to each other, I joined them because why not
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>>175210687
I remember playing against you once. You got top play with Buck. I literally got cucked by ProudCuckold
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>grinding Ying
>next match
>someone picks Inara
>autistically plead them to pick some other tank
>they change
>curbstomp the other team

If they don't switch out Inara, it's guaranteed defeat.
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>>175258434
but inara is fun
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>>175258505
It's not fun when your supporting the typical bad Inara player that gives the other side free shielding.
>>
Guys
Guys
What if Willo will be a girl (male)
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>>175258984
What if you weren't a tranny (mentally ill)
>>
>>175258984
I'll quit paladins if they support gay champs. I'm already ticked with the tomboy Kinessa.
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>>175259193
You /pol/cucks are so easily triggered
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>>175258984
I want a flying shark
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>>175259491
Didn't they buff it?
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>>175259672
That is the buff
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>>175259491
it already looks pretty fair for me
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>>175259491
>>175259723
They weren't kidding when they said they are buffing it like 20%.
Too bad 20% of shit is still shit.
>>
why do people play ruckus?
>>
>>175260171
Because he's fun.
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>>175260171
Because you can be a tank and deal huge damage at the same time, which is fun

Most people who play him just sit on the point like retards but anyone who is actually good will use aerial assault which gives him really good mobility
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>>175260328
but he is useless
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>>175260171
I like Ruckus & Bolt's banter.
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>>175260470

no he is not useless

if your drafting a team he is probably the best off-tank so there is not many scenarios you would pick him but he really makes the difference in those drawn out, frontline heavy matchups
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>>175260434
>mobility
>when fuel reserves card is bugged
I like Ruckus, but his mobility is kinda meh. Any tips?
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>>175260493
This is my favorite
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/9/92/Ruckus_VGS_Other_G_S.ogg
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>>175247060
>I post in /r9k/ steam threads and ERP tier
Ying
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>>175261760
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>>175261760
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>5 hours before patch stream
>ded as fuck
it was nice knowing you, /palg/
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>>175264237
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>>175264237
Wait for the stream. At least the place is still game related, unlike about half the generals in this shithole.
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>>175264237
That face is retarded looks like a fatass old man
>>
patch preview when
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>>175270170
In 4 hours.
>>
Where's that Patch preview bingo at?
>>
I really need to stop trying to play during this time of day.
Everyone is a fucking lobotomized troglodyte.
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>>175272734
disgusting hair
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A fairy?
https://twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/857996508771356672
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>>175272734
DUDE
IT'S A FAIRY
A REAL FAIRY
FUUUUCK
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>>175272734
Is this a Berserk reference
>>
>>175272640
>implying there's some magical time where everyone isn't some lobotomized troglodyte
good joke mate
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>>175273002
people are normally just either lobotomized or a troglodyte, usually not both.
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>>175272734
How the fuck is this smol nigga supposed to wield a spinfusor
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>>175272828
Thats gonna be a huge hitbox
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>PrettyHair losing his shit on stream because Viktor stole his top play in a game where he had 31 solo kills
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>>175272969
If that's puck then i hope he's naked too
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>>175272818

>hair

Nah, she will more on the bug side of fairies.
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>>175272969
>>175273349
She doesn't look like Puck to me tbhq.
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>>175273214
Magic, nigga! Magic!
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>>175273349
She's got some leaf dress on, you can see the outline.
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>>175272734
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>>175273518
It's just the hair
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>>175187467
>leaf dress
>but still tiny
Two birds, one stone.
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>>175272734
Fuck, and I was almost quitting this game for good.
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>>175273465
>>175273518
>>175273927
retards
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>>175274008
>le i-i-it will b-b-be a cute brown fairy loli!!!
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>>175272734
Okay, calm down. Hi-rez might still fuck this up.
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I was let down by Maeve, but if this one is fun to play I might have found my main.
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>>175274178
who are you quoting?
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>>175274223
xD
>>
Was there ever a single Viktor that didn't get play of the game only from dropping his ult on the payload before dying immediately after?
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>>175274216
She will be aoe, op on the day of release.
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>>175274368
I don't want OP, I want fun to play.
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>>175274321
Yeah, he played against/with Drogoz that got top play by using his fire spit on two grouped up idiots.
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>>175274547
There is a tiny sliver of hope that they won't screw up.
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>>175273872
Hot.
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I'm gonna post another reddit link
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>>175272734
Nice.
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>>175275068
Here it is https://www.reddit.com/r/Paladins/comments/683m80/i_have_done_nothing_but_test_cards_for_the_past_3/
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>>175275326
We did it ! we DOTA now !
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>>175272734

Please be a qt tiny fairy girl with a big fucking gun, Please be a qt tiny fairy girl with a big fucking gun, Please be a qt tiny fairy girl with a big fucking gun, Please be a qt tiny fairy girl with a big fucking gun, Please be a qt tiny fairy girl with a big fucking gun, Please be a qt tiny fairy girl with a big fucking gun.
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>>175275326
Not bad, however Power of the Abyss is bugged with Dark Stalker and Stomping Ground is bugged with Bounce House.
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>>175272734
>Looks like Princess Verbina
>Has a spinfusor
Willo is now my beautiful wife, god bless Jewbear.
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>>175275326
>Games in beta testing need more people like you.

And he does it for free
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>>175275326
>everytime there is 'This card does nothing'
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>>175275326
Good job, I dig it.
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>>175275326
>literally being an in-depth playtester for free

lmao, this is why every game goes early access these days.
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>>175274321
>>175274368
>>175274547
>a champion not being OP day of release
Only champion that wasn't was Mal'Damba. He's stayed pretty consistently great, one time I'd say they didn't fuck a character up.
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>>175264237
At least we're not as dead as Smiggen.
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>>175247060
What about my nigga Mal'Damba?
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>>175276339
>Tyra and Inara
>Anything but sub-par on release
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>>175275326

Holy shit, what a tool
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>>175276528
Should've said broken, sorry.

Champions are always either stupidly useless or stupidly OP on first release.
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>>175276712
I think Seris is pretty good balance-wise.
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>>175276990
>only supports are decent
It's a good day to be a healslut.
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>>175275326
thanks for doing my job for me, anon. i'll reward you with nudes later
t. pixes
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>>175275326
>when the sheep literally do your job for you.
Hi-Rez hit Valve status boiz!
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>>175277464
Who needs Pixie's nudes, we need Willo nudes now.
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>>175275326
Shame all that work is gonna be obsolete come next patch that's sure to somehow bug out some other cards.
>>
2 MORE FUCKING HOURS UNTILL WILLO
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>>175152390
countdown to the one more champion and no bugfixes patch preview:
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/128447/paladins-ob49-patch-preview
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>>175152390
Who is this semen demon?

And what does she do?
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>>175280598
seris the healslut
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>>175280449
One more map maybe too.

>>175280598
Seris, she hits you with her balls and spray yu with her thick healing fluids.
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>>175280598
Seris
Bullethell and heal
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>>175280720
>>175280735
>>175280754

Thanks, I've been too busy to play for the last month and a half or so
>>
prepare for more (unannounced) essence and gold nerfs
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>>175280998
new champ tonight. A fairy
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>>175281003
and more bugs and skins
man I bet pixie really regrets letting it slip that they have a fucking 4 man qa team
what a joke
>>
>>175152390
im the anon that did the op and maldumbo drawing
is there another thing i should photoshop?
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>>175275326
Should get some in-game currency for this.
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>>175281689
How did you do the seris one?
Also Ying would be nice
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>>175281689
photoshop paladins into a good game
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>>175275326
>BK
>Doomsday - Bugged (activating Grumpy Bomb heals for 50xlevel
>Level 3 only
How do you even manage that? You should be auto generating those values or if you're autistic about speed at least hard coding them right next to each other.
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>>175281689
More stuff like the op so we have more material for new threads.
More Mal'Damba is always welcome too.
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These patch previews are the best about this game.
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>>175282678
That's a weird way to spell 'Fernando' but okay.
I enjoy these previews too.
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>>175282334
The programmers are hi-rez are very special people. Back when I still followed Smite I remember them saying they couldn't release anymore god avatars because it was becoming too memory intensive or something dumb like that. Tiny 128x128 avatars were becoming too much for the game with how they set things up.
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>>175282678
I only hate the part where Drybear manages to avoid answering every community question Alyssa asks him, so fucking annoying.
>>
>>175282678
>>175283308
I hate the part where raynday talks about how great of a value a skin is, or when they all act so amazed by some shitty particle effects desu
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>>175282678
never give up...
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>>175283797
never stop gaming...
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>>175283592
I hate the part that whenever Prettyhair shows up, the cameraman starts jerking off.
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>>175281806
overlapped glitched image and normal image of seris
then used masks to cover up broken bits of glitched image
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>>175283275
It's probably a case of PRspeak for "we fired our artists".
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>no weekend event
What the fuck?
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>>175284154
Oh, i thought you somehow managed to rip the models out of the game or something
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>>175272734
Would jam it in still.
So she's pip sized for sure
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>>175284194
When was the last crystals event? I don't even remember.
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>>175284168
Nah, the avatars were just cropped and resized card art and they still have card art for all the new gods
>>
Downloading PTS version right now. What should I expect?
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>>175284920
a lot of bugs
>>
>>175284920
CHEEKI BREEKI
JAJAJAJA
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>>175284920
You can expect server to be down.
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>>175285081
So just like regular version, right?
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>>175285081
>>175285210
PTS is usually less buggy than live server. I don't know how they do this.
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>>175281689
You did that spicy Snek Man drawing? Much appreciated.
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Patch preview in thirty (30) minutes, prepare to accept your new fairy waifu.
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>Expecting some cute fairy
>It's probably gonna be some smol alien looking shit.
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>30 minutes untill possible BK nerf
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>>175287591
no!
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>>175287591
seris wasnt that bad even though they didnt pick her best design
>>
>tank changes at the last second despite having a perfect comp
If you do this you should die
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>>175288047
>have a decent comp
>at the last moment makoa changes to skye
XD
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>>175287376
fifteen (十五) minutes
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2 Minutes
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its gonna be shit
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>All of the disgusting Brazilian monkeys in the twitch chat
>>
why is it so quiet
am I going deaf?
>>
>spoiler in the sprays
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>>175290010
I'm sorry. Not really.
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>>175273465
>>175273518
>>175273927
retards
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>New chest

KEK, here we go
>>
I NEED THIS FERNANDO LANCE
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>>175290369
>its going to have a le wacky personality
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>>175290010
I'll endure if this mean more of Ruukia in the future.

>>175290369
So like GW2 salads with wings ?
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>lo-rez creating a lo-res skin

poetic
>>
>Grover skin
HAHAHAHHAHAH
hes still cute tho
>>
JUST
>>
CAME TO EARTH IN A SILVER CHROME UFO
>>
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lmao

>>175290369
>>175273872
?

>>175283592
I hate this part
>>
ALIEN CHICKEN
>>
ALIEN CHICKEN
L
I
E
N

C
H
I
C
K
E
N
>>
At least the attack effects are cool I guess.
>>
TAKE ME TO YOUR MOTHER
>>
>NOBODY WANTS TO EXPLORE URANUS

FUCK
>>
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>TAKE ME TO YOUR MOTHER
>>
>nobody wants to explore uranus, so stop asking
jesus christ
>>
>>175152390
they run out of money
>>
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>nobody wants to explore your anus
???
>>
>nobody want to explore ur anus
>>
NEW MAP!!!!!

THANK CHRIST
>>
A MAAAAAAP
>>
>cawaduty background
>>
COD MAP
>>
new map boi
>>
Pip's town guys
>>
L O R E
>>
>furry not-halflings
>>
LORE
>>
Its atrium
>>
L O R E
Pips are everywhere holy fuck
>>
Fuck, this map is huge
>>
>>175291298
Pip this, Pip that

I can't stand that fucking rat already.
>>
>>175291048
says u
>>
>That milf pip

DRAWFAFS GET ON THIS!
>>
holy fuck that waterfall looks bad
>>
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>>175291408
sorry
>>
This map is so pretty.
>>
I wish he would stop shooting objects and showing how there's no physics
>>
WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?
I WEAR SHORT SHORTS
>>
PRETTY HAIR FOR FUCK'S SAKE,CLOSE THESE LEGS BEFORE THE WORST HAPPENS
>>
Why is he wearing sunglasses indoors?
>>
>>175291792
~le i nerf frontliners look
>>
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>balance before new champ
>>
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>all that exxagerated manspreading
>>
>>175291675
This map makes all the others look like the shit they are. It's also gonna choke a lot of hue potatoes that shouldn't be running the game to begin with.
>>
>BOMB KING
>nothing

FUCK
>>
TANK NERFS

FUCK YEA
>>
>barik's shield cooldown only starts after the shield is gone
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>
>>175291881
:^)
>>
FUCKIN KEK, RIP BARIK
>>
>nerfing a frontline that isn't makoa
why
>>
BUCK BUFF
BEND OVER BITCHEZ
>>
NO NERFS FOR BK
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>>175292072
TWENTY FUCKING DAMAGE
>>
>>175291949
>0.1 sec
>nothing
are you watching the same stream as me?
>>
>>175292043
they said its happening for every tank
>>
THANK FUCKING GOD!
>>
>>175287881
lol nothing

>>175292140
>updating a skill description from the last patch
retard
>>
B U C C
>>
>>175292140
>listening comprehension
>>
more fucking tank nerfs hirez are you fucking serious
>>
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BUCK IS EXTRA T H I C C confirmed.
>>
>>175292140
please be bait
please be bait
please be bait
don't let this kind of people inhabit the general
please be bait
>>
>>175292185
>>175292232
>>175292295
:^)
>>
NOTHING FOR FERNANDO
FUCK YOU HI-REZ
>>
What was the Buck buff? I missed it.
>>
>>175292443
>>175292135
>>
>>175292443
think it was 5 more damage or something
>>
NOOOOO, MUKOAAAAAAAAA
>>
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RIP TANKS, GET FUCKED
>>
RIP HALF SHELL MEME BUILD
>>
>his ultimate half-shell

LMAO

>>175292481
>>175292443
20 more damage
>>
STOOOOP NERFING TANKS ! ! !
>>
>>175292478
>>175292481
lol its like they listened to what I said last thread, its not so bad with the net leggo, problably not enoigh still, lets see.
>>
>>175292443
20 more damage
so thats 1 more damage per pellet isn't?
>>
>cards can change up how you play
>change things to make sure that doesn't happen anymore
>>
>theres no win condition for offense
BUY WRECKER YOU FUCKING NIGGER
FUCK THIS GAME
>>
>Rusty tin can with a little green bean inside is cheaper now
T-thanks...
>>
>every setting at the possible lowest, shadows and everything not rendered
>23% GPU usage
>full colortest on
>every setting racked up to max
>33% GPU usage
>CPU gets fucked into 100% usage
is this a korean MMO
time to upgrade I guess??
>>
>he's extremely easy
ruckus players confirmed for being shitters
like this wasnt already known anyway
>>
>guys, pls buy Ruckus, we will nerf everyone just to get you to play him
>>
>>175292676
>meme build forcing you to either fuck off for 6 seconds or destroy the shield only for another to be placed
It won't be missed
>>
>>175292653
I was hoping for 50 more, 3 more for each pellet.
>>
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I play mostly TF2 in silly gamemodes and gave up playing Overwatch due to 50/50 meme. Would I enjoy Paladins?
>>
>>175292676
but it still happens just less OP?
>>
>>175292879
>due to 50/50 meme.

LOL
O
L
>>
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>just a standard round of nerfs for frontliners
I don't give a fuck anymore and I main tanks.
>>
>>175292879
You will probably blame imaginary 50/50 here too.
>>
>>175292879
AHAHHAH
>>
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>Champion specific keybinds
>I can finally use Inara's wall with right click to aim better

Not Bad Desu~
>>
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>>175292998
>imaginary
SHILLS PLEASE GO LMAO
>>
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>No Nando buff
>>
>>175292730
>seris still has her textures
how
>>
>>175293128
it's actually forced 40 at low elo and forced 60 on high elo
>>
THAT FACE
LMAO
OH MY GOD
>>
We willo now(?)
>>
>Pink Ruckus with evie's face
>>
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>>175287591
I FUCKING CALLED IT YOU FAGGOTS! PAY ME!!!
>>
POOPOO
>>
I can't fap to this.
>>
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holy shit thats an ugly fair kek
>>
Le dreamworks faec
>>
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>>175292938
>>175292998
I'm not good enough at Overwatch to consistently carry teams, so the meme got to me. I'm an idiot for buying in to it but at least I'm not playing Overwatch anymore.
>>
>>175287591
called it
>>
>>175290369
I BET YOU'RE NOW WISHING SHE LOOKED LIKE ROSELINE AREN'T YOU

YOU FUCKING JINXED AND RUINED EVERYTHING YOU NIGGER
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[takes a deep breathe]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>3 years old
>likes to tease
>>
Looks like Rose from Garden Warfare. I like it.
>>
I FINALLY GET TO SHOOT 2-3 YEAR OLDS IN GAMES
FUCK YOU SKYRIM MODS
why do they all have to be fap bait
>>
I'm too lazy to go get all the post from the idiots thinking she would look like some anime shit so I'm just gonna call them retards in this post.

retards
>>
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>>175287591
>>175293292
>>175287905
>>175287923

DON'T YOU LOOK RETARDED NOW!?
>>
>this voice
Titus
get the cross
>>
>3 years old
I'm all for loli champs but jesus christ hi-rez
>>
>>175293501
The first anon you replied to is completely correct.
>>
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We could have this.
>>
wtf so fucking op.
>>
post it
>>
> this Q
> Shield nerfs

Absolute cancer
>>
>500 damage
Are you joking
>>
jesus fucking christ this little shit looks broken

time to instalock her every match until the inevitable gutting just like maeve
>>
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SUPPORT KILLER
>>
>no heal zone
WE WILLO NOW
>>
>this right click
It's over, Mal'Damba is finished.
>>
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I hate the way she holds her wand

>point sized thing that completely blocks healing
hmm
>>
>it does no damage, its entirely utility based
>100 damage
>>
>all characters have to be fap-bait
She may be ugly but I think shes a good fairy design
i cant wait to marry her and console her when she gets bullied
>>
>>175293940
>Release new snek man skin
>make him fuckin useless next patch

DID YOU LIKE THE NEW CHEAP CHEST GOYIM
>>
>She dosnt have a passive that allows her to be in constant flight.
>Not even Jumping to go up and crouch (ctrl) to fall.
>Cant hold jump to flutter.

Cmon. Get CREATIVE. PUSH IT.
>>
I remember that test map
>>
>>175294109
Ooop. Nevermind. They saved the character defining thing for the ultimate.
>>
>>175293821
>>175293907
forgets tyra exists
>>
I hate everything about this patch.
>>
>>171680512
>>
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wait what the fuck
snek is bad now
someone give me a QUICK RUNDOWN I JUST GOT HERE
>>
>>175294338
Tyra shit stuck with no escape and shit range. She'll be better, but this bitch is gonna be straight up broken.
>>
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So guys, which is more annoying
>yaaaay
or
>meeeeeeee
>>
>>175294459
willo's right click creates a circular area like maldamba's gourd but it blocks healing completely
>>
>BK, Willo+Tyra
Litteraly impossible to reach the capture point.

>>175294439
The map is pretty good.
>>
>>175294459
Just Yingfags trying to belittle him.
All heals are kinda fucked because new champ has 100% caut on her ability.
>>
>>175294459
New champ's right flick just fucking cancels out all healing in a dead zone.

It's over, supports are finished.
>>
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i can see the fairy vgs spam already
>>
>>175294459
willo is ayy lmao
so is pip
ayy lmao patch
>>
>>175294459
point sized 100% caut field
Hirez doesnt't want you to play Supports or Frontliners
>>
I hate superbadjewjew, fucking awful voice
>>
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>>175294617
>>175294654
>>175294667
oh jesus
im getting ana grenade flashbacks
>>
>>175294654
>>175294667
You're overreacting, that's like saying Tyra molotov and BK Grumpy bomb means made tanks obsolete.
>>
GUYS, BUY RESILIENCE
>>
JAJAJAJAJJAJS FINALLY HAVE THEIR OWN SERVERS
>>
> mexico gets a server

Fucking finally
>>
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>NEW LATAM SERVER

GOD FUCKING BLESS, STAY ON YOUR OWN SERVER YOU FUCKIN BRAZILIAN SUBHUMANS!
>>
>PVE going away
fuck I have to actually do that 5 PVE shit before it's gone
>>
>>175294842
why wouldn't you pick all 3 of them
>>
>willo is evie 2.0
fucking gayyyyyy
>>
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>my main is now just a target for some demented fairy
Welp, guess I'm switching to Seris.
>>
>PvE so bad it got removed from the game
>>
>>175294923
>LatAm
>Brazilians

Are you fucking retarded, burguer?
>>
>>175294923
We already have our own servers. :^)
>>
VOICE CHAT
>>
>>175293185
TOASTER MAN TO THE RESCUE
NO SHADOWS
NO TEXTURES
NO SHADERS
ONLY CLAY AT 25%
>5% GPU usage
>CPU usage still skyhigh
no hope
>>
CYKA

B
L
Y
A
T
>>
>>175295049
Cyka blyat
>>
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>voice chat
>>
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>voice chat
>no more latino memes
Perfect fucking timing, thanks based HiRez!
>>
Juju sounds cute
>>
>>175295440
>>175294923
>>175294885
>>175294883
>they think new servers will change anything
lolmao
>>
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Alyssa is on vacation if anyone wonders
>>
>>175295552
like a trap on AIDS
>>
>No Alyssa.

Worst patch notes ever!
>>
>>175295570
Every little bit helps
>>
>voice chat
>we'll be subjected to endless slavic subhuman muttering

at least you can mute people
>>
dota2 taught me that voice chat being bad is an exaggeration by league players
>>
>>175295618
Where is Drybear tho? He's on vacation too?
>>
>>175295618
she Drybear's slave after all.
>>
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lol
>>
>>175295649
>>175295714
>>175295440
>>175295436
>>175295427
>>175295106
>>175295049
Y'all retards can just turn off the fucking voice chat in the options menu.
>>
>>175295726
With Alyssa
>>
>>175295795
why
>>
>Lex is an Androxus clone but better
>Seris is a Mal'Damba clone but better
>Willo is an Evie clone but better

I'm sensing a pattern here
>>
>>175295618
>>175295631
They should have replaced her with Alyssa or Madness.

>>175295714
DOTA2 taught me that voice chat is 80% russian
>>
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Lol
>>
>>175295795
Her design is actually pretty nice
It's her ayy lmao face
And what the fuck is with her head
>>
>>175295918
>DOTA2 taught me that voice chat is 80% russian
russkies talking in bad english is a 10/10 experience
>>
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>>175295795
>>
>>175295891
Mal'Damba is better but harder to play.
>>
>>175295891
>>175296078
Same with androxus, lex is androxus for retards who can't aim
>>
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>>175295891
>>Lex is an Androxus clone but better
>>Seris is a Mal'Damba clone but better

???
>>
>>175296052
Barry skin when?
>>
>>175295891
your pattern recognition is pretty shit m8
>>
>>175296023
Yeah, Ruskies actually trying to speak in english is often great fun, but most of them don't even try if there are more than one russian. I hope to hear shit like "YOU'RE DEAD RAAACKUS, YOU'RE DEAAD MAAAN", does anyone has that webm link ?
>>
Finally, I can start only playing the PTS. I only play a couple matches every patch, and now I don't have to grind every time a new champion comes
>>
Some autist made a champfiction, doesn't stop shilling about it everywhere. HiRez acknowledges his existence.

Utterly disgusting.
>>
>>175295891
>Willo is an Evie clone but better
lol no
>>
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>>175295795
>>
>>175295570
I no longer have to jaja in NA to upset people, you dont even understand how much this changes things
>>
>>175295795
shes actually pretty well designed
>>175296189
red riding hood skin for cassie when?
>>
>>175296317
I've honestly never met a single cyka bljat spewer in my 1300 hours of doter
maybe I got super lucky or some shit
>>
>>175296454
>>175296454
>>175296454

MIGRATE
>>
>>175296434
kek
>>
>>175296403
>doesn't stop shilling about it everywhere
I haven't seen it anywhere, post the link so I can laugh.
>>
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I'm more interested in the bug fixes then anything else. I'd love to test on the PTR but oh wait i have to spend all my time grinding for essence for the new fairy.

Every chest this patch have been like this at best, its stupid.
>>
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>>175296434
fuck
>>
>>175296707
haha I have like 300k essence what grind nigger what grind?
>>
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>TRAINMAGEDDON

What did they mean by this?
>>
>>175296917
>3.6% damage increase
gg on that aggresion 1
>>
>>175296876
Then you wouldn't notice how bad it is now, its absurd. I have all cards right but even playing for hours a day with a booster you get fuck all. It feels like its impossible to get ahead unless you've kept your stack from the early days when gold wasn't a pain in the ass to collect.
>>
>>175292879
You'll enjoy it more than overwatch but the 50/50 is still there but at least you can somewhat carry your team if they're literal retards
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