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Never Ever Edition

What's new?

>D.Va Hero Announced; Twilight's Hammer Mass Suicide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgJLvtx5PzI

>Heroes of the Storm 2.0; launching April 25th
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20695700/
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/
>Megabundles Announced; All players will be able to unlock up to 20 heroes for FREE
>Promotion ends May 22nd, 2017
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/megabundles/

>Genji Hero Announced; Releases on April 25th
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/genji/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SJgvzPRFEI
>Hamamura Battleground Announced; Releases on April 25th
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/battlegrounds/hanamura/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq5-18Vt-c0

>Veterans get some good loot when 2.0 drops
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20653218/

>For new players:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPk004vsjuE
>Which heroes should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation or try mode and see who you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, you'll regret it.

>Current Weekly Sale
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20707874/
>Current Weekly Brawl
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20719811/
>Latest Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20696243/
>2.0 Beta Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20696241/

>Hero Rankings, Various Statistics, Talent Calculator, & Wiki
http://www.hotslogs.com/Default
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator
http://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Heroes_of_the_Storm_Wiki

>Current Tier List
http://www.robogrub.com/tierlist

>Where can I find you weaboos?
"/join /vg/" in game chat

Previously: >>175023919
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Live on EU in 1min
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>only 6 battlegrounds in rotation
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Do you get a box every game?

How do you get legendary boxes?
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>the ass on cyberdemon zarya

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh thiqqqqqqq
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>>175048901
NEW MAP SUCKS ASS
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Is it possible to make Webms out of the replay files that this game makes?
If so, how?
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>Play 3 games vs AI
>No matter how many games I play vs AI it never gets closer to completion
>Cant even get rid of it

What the fuck is this shit, and how do I fix it
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holy shit why is this game so laggy

i don't remember it being like this a year ago
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>six hour thread
I remember when they used to last days.

>>175048998
Not exactly.

Read about it here: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/progression/
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>>175049110
you play the file in hots and record it.
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Wait what the fuck are gems good for
I happen to have 1,1k out of nowhere
Can I buy skins n shieet?
I really only want Azmodunk
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>>175048901


>Cinematic wasn't Genji vs. Illidan (allusion to similar themes: Genji/Hanzo | Illidan/Malfurion).
>Maiev doesn't jump in to assist Genji
>BOOM HANZO SURPRISE ANNOUNCEMENT

that would have been 6.5/10 imo instead of the 5/10 we got.
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Alright, I'm EU, just logged in, where the fuck are the megabundles?
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>play chogall in qm for fun
>good co-ordination with friend
>50% of the games are great fun skirmishes with intense movement and teamwork
>50% of the games are absolute misery where the exp soak is too important to lose a body, they have a butcher with post, or people with giant killer
>can't play in unranked because people will just intentionally hard counter
we have so much fun playing him but it blows that 50% of the time you are absolutely fucked with no control over it and have to watch your slow loss unless the enemy team is fucking stupid
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>>175049194
Maiev never getting in!
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EU peasant here. Could I get a quick explanation on how to get the best out of my lootchests please?
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>>175049163
when 2.0 was announced threads were lasting only 3.5-6 hours
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>play during first Nexus event with a friend for Oni Genji
>have shitloads of fun as Chromie
>decide to play a little with 2.0 being out and grab the hero pack with Chromie in it
>first lootbox is Genie Chromie
Quick, post best girl.
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>>175049285
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So would the best thing to do is keep the gems you gain for future "even loot boxes"(Like overwatch) instead of buying more loot boxes atm?

I also got the only thing I wanted, the Tyrande Love Goddess in red color.
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>>175049194
>Illidan vs Genji during Genji's little monologue
>Genji getting the shit beat out of him
>Maiev jumps in the for the rescue, her getting hit hard by OMFG SURPRISE ANNOUNCEMENT HANZO is what causes the 3 claw marks on the wood as she catches her hit by grabbing the wood


7.6/10 would be hype
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>>175049206
halp
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How often do featured skins cycle?
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Maiev will be in as a Zeratul skin
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>>175049206
fyi, had to restart the game for it to show up
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>>175049285
I was really happy to get the genie skin but I ended up with the black one. I don't know the others are better, but it's a bad shade of brown.
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>>175049163
So does leveling up get really hrd anon?
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someone post updated tier list? (cassia patch)
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what are some must have heroes for ranked?
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Diablo is good right? Any guides/tips on playing him?

I'm not well-versed in MOBAs but I really want to get into this one.
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>>175049617
Grubby list include the Cassia patch.
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>>175049673
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>>175049742
any cute ones though?
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Swann when?
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>>175049595
It'll probably slow down after a few hundred levels.

>>175049712
Yeah, just be careful when going in. You don't have a way out if your teammates bail.

There's also Hero guides over on IcyVeins, although I'd recommend taking them with a grain of salt.
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>all this free shit
cant stop cumming
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>>175049778
>>175049742
yeah just this one
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>>175049590
I got the Dreamie one, with the red outfit. I definitely wanna get Fel Queen though, it looks so good.
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>>175049356
>So would the best thing to do is keep the gems you gain for future "even loot boxes"(Like overwatch) instead of buying more loot boxes atm?
Probably.

But be warned that Blizzard might do stupid shit like "Buy limited-edition xmas gems for xmas loot boxes!" or other stupid shit.
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>>175049712
Build around Shadow Charge. You become the most annoying roadblock for anyone.

>Bulwark, From the Shadows, Diabolic Movement, Apocalypse, Fire Devil, Domination, Hellgate
>Constant charging and stunning while being damn near damn near unkillable due to high defense, health, and armor

Just be annoying as fuck and Overpower enemies towards your team, or towards a wall and immediately follow up with a Shadow Charge. Diablo is insanely fun, and is just as easy as he is fun.
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>didnt read the fine print
>thought veteran crates were just something that you get every so often
>only rerolled one
FUCK
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Relatively new, started playing at the first Nexus challenge, playing on and off.

Why are people so passive aggressive and easily irritated in this game? And this is in quick match. It's like someone messes up once and they have to point it out as soon as possible in chat.

People in this game need to calm down
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I don't care what you guys say, fuck valeera right in her stupid elf cunt
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>>175049285
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Don't forget EU fuccbois, open the common crates first and reroll them only once to get the maximum value out of the new loot system
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>>175049838
>>175050004
Awesome. Thanks.
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>>175050023
I mean I wish I could.
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>>175050020
Mobas. Online games in general, desu.
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Legion Commander Tresdin when?
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>leave ONE game during champ select because I was not about to deal with an instalock Nova
>get put into leaver queue
>mfw

This is no fucking joke, this is the worst experience I've ever had in this game. I think I'll just fucking deal with the loss next time, holy fuck.
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>>175050056
Not what you do.
You only reroll if you get the absolute lowest you can out of a box.

IE: 4 commons in a common box
3 commons 1 epic in a epic box
4 commons 1 legendary in a vet box
3 commons 1 rare in a rare box
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>>175050020
Welcome to MOBAs. Just learn to laugh at them knowing they're all just tryhards because it's a big trendy esport genre and they think someday they'll make mad money playing it, only for their dreams to crash and burn somewhere in Ranked mode a year from now.
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>>175049112
You realise you have to play with a friend, right?
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>>175050020
welcome to mobas, once league became a thing the streamers and cult of popularity fags gathered a bunch of mouthbreathers with anger management issues and now the entire genre is infested forever.
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Where is that hero bundle value calculator?
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>>175049112
>he doesnt know what a "friend" is
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>>175050121
>leave ONE game
You deserved it.

You and every single faggot in every single multiplayer game who thinks they can cheat a loss by quitting in the middle of it.
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>>175050056
You little NA semen slurper forgot to first get the mega bundle to avoid getting duplicate heroes without getting sharts
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Oh boy let's go buy a skin that i would like to have now
>wait a second where is the store?
>why is this skin bought with shards?
>where do i get shards?
>i have to get shards from duplicate chests? that's the only way?
>what if i end up not getting a single duplicate for what the price of what the old skin used to be?

nah fuck it lol you can wait till it's on featured if you really want to give us money for that skin
forget that fact that you used to be able to just outright buy things
give us a random more a whole fuck ton more amount of your dollars and we'll let you get this skin maybe!
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>>175050121
This is why I stay in QM and just bully people. Fuck that ranked shit. I don't want people to tell me who I can and can't play. I don't play the cancer characters who always get banned, but still.
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Alright, let's do some fucking unboxing
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>>175050121
Just pick Abathur, Q somebody and sit behind a fort. Step out for a snack, even.
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>spreadsheet calculator said that I'll be lv 313
>worry that I'll end up like the other fags and get deprived of the third veteran box
>thankfully still get it
wew

>>175050185
https://www.shuzzle.net/heroes20/bundles.html
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>>175050236
It was champ select you retard, it's not like I left in the middle of a game 10 minutes in.
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time for loot, wish me luck

also what are the best legendary skins to reroll for from legacy crates?
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>>175050152
>>175050213
>Reading comprehension

3 games vs AI quest
Not the nexus challenge, I already got that done
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>play overwatch
>a bunch of backpatting casuals who cant play videogames for shit and give so little of a crap about the game they constantly just hand the game to the enemy team on a silver platter
>play heroes of the storm
>angry autistic neckbeards yelling and screaming because they bought genji with RL money and dash into a lost fight expecting everyone to follow them
can't we just combine the two fanbases and hope it evens it out?
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>/dance before the battle begins
>no one else /dances back

I SERIOUSLY hope you are not that guy, /hotsg/
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I'm not sure mang, should I get this one despite having the most heroes here? I think in the other packs I would get more heroes overall, but also more "shit I never touch"
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>>175050338
>It was champ select you retard, it's not like I left in the middle of a game 10 minutes in.
You make it sound like they are two different things.
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>>175050402
i just /taunt all the time
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>>175050402
9/10 of the community dont know hotkeys for shit and are too lazy to type unless salt is included
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>>175050402
I have that shit bound to extra mouse buttons
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>>175050415
They are. No one loses anything except time if someone dodges in champ select.
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>>175050408
use https://www.shuzzle.net/heroes20/bundles.html
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Oops forgot pic.
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>>175050468
>No one loses anything except time
And that's all that matters.

Still deserved it.
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why did they make it so every quest after the first nexus challenge quest can't be done vs ai?
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What talents are good on Uther now since he got reworked?
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>>175050572
Whatever you say, babe.
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>>175050121
You talk like a newbie doing placement matches which means you'd be in Bronze.

There is nothing wrong with a Nova pick in Bronze. She probably would've carried you.
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>>175050572
>somebody instalocks a shit hero that they are probably terrible + delusional at because of the fact they're instalocking them
>99.999999% chance of losing 10-25 minutes of your time plus losing rank for whole team making everyone pissed off
>dodge in hero select
>100% chance of losing 1-3 minutes of your time and only one person loses rank
hmmm
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>check HotS out because of Overwatch events
>realize this game looks dope as fuck
>does away with some of the parts of MOBAs I hate the most
>playable Lost fucking Vikings
Damn am I just being fooled into thinking this isn't like other MOBAs or is this gonna be fun?

Tons of different maps/gimmicks and no item system sounds fuckin' sweet.
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>get abathur from a chest
>play him
>hes actually really fun
>buy his legendary skin because why the fuck not, it's on sale
>i am now am abathur main

t-thanks blizzard
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What does Varian say to the enemy during his Taunt that renders them completely incapable of ignoring him, /hotsg/?
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>>175050468
Again, just pick Abathur and AFK in a corner. 200 points instead of 600, etc.

>>175050624
They didn't like that everybody just played bots and skipped out on PvP.
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>>175050728
I was you when the first Nexus challenge started back in November.

I haven't touched OW since Sombra came out, and ended up with an account level of 200 when 2.0 dropped. Watch out, you could become me.
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>>175050756
"My son has bigger balls than you do."
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Let's post the updated hero level rosters
>tfw all those high levels are making me feel like a true nolife neet progamer
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>>175050408
>>175050474
Like I said, it's 14/16/17/17 but I'm still not sure, I feel like among the 14 are more I "want" to play then among the 17 in the other two packs. I'm SHIT with decisions.
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>>175050680
>You talk like a newbie doing placement matches which means you'd be in Bronze.

What mental gymnastics did you go through to come to that conclusion? I just didn't want to play with a person who instalocks Nova, dude. That's it. I just don't have good experiences with Novas on my team.
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>>175048901
holy shit overwatch is fucking gay
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>decide to try the brawl
>not terribly fond of Tracer
>from the get-go somebody suggests feeding
>everybody else feeds
>just sort of clear minions
>two quick games
>get legendary Rexxar skin from chest

Huh. That wasn't so bad.

>>175050680
>only Bronze instalocks Nova
wha
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Why/how did overwatch become so stale and boring from how fun it was on launch and heroes of the storm became so fun and varied from how stagnant and shit it was around when KT/Li Ming launched

I have 0 desire to play overwatch at all even with the new events and stuff and can't even put my finger on why, meanwhile hots has me at level 400 now due to playing a lot recently
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>>175050020
frustrated neets and/or permavirgins who equate their self worth with how they perform in the most casual moba ever made. they think that they're high ranked mlg pros but actually aren't that great and project their own shortcomings onto others.
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>>175051002
Heroes started off as just a MOBA that was for beginners, then became a fun game with all sorts of free stuff and better F2P mechanics. Overwatch started as a generic team-based shooter with some unique characters, and never improved on it while trying to shove in more and more stupid characters.
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Is it just me or was the new cinematic pretty lame? The diablo looked like some weird plush toy and the plot was nowhere to be found, just some generic fight with no purpose. Also good fucking job bullying poor diablo 2v1, you fucking heroes.
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Is there a place I can see what all these dumb fucking portrait border colors mean?
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>>175051002
Because somehow Overwatched managed to focus on "grind away for them spray boxes" instead of "just have a buttload of fun in the matches!" and that gets dull after a while. I mean fuck, Too much of overwatch is focused on "How far does that bar get to the next chest" at the end of the match.
Heroes meanwhile tried more to just get you to play the fucking game.
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>>175051002
Because OW has highly inflated ttk thanks to shit like shields, encouraging shit like triple tanks which is incredibly boring to both watch and play, while HotS revels in being an insane moshpit of spells and damage with dozens of gimmicks to enjoy?
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>>175051134
Meh. I prefer the Varian/Ragnaros trailer.

>>175051136
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/progression/

The above, kinda.

>tfw still too dumb to tell what level somebody is at a glance
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>>175051134
>2v1 Diablo
>They only slowed him down and didn't win
I think they did justice for Big D. A dumb gamer girl in a robot and a weeb robot man couldn't possibly take on Satanzilla in a real fight, and might have a chance to just shit all over him 1v1 in the real game (I don't know, I never saw Genji when I played Diablo today). He had Genji on the run and only saw him as a nuisance, and Dva didn't even do anything other than pelt him with glowing pellets.
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>>175051136
I know green is 100s, and purple is 300s
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>>175050921
You mad?
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>>175051221
Thought maybe there would be something that displayed what's beyond 500. Thanks though anon.
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>>175051002
tanks arent cripplingly overpowered in heroes

all the healers in heroes can't heal 5% of the tank's health per second except 1
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>>175050287
>but goy its ''free''
>You just need to farm levels
>And reroll with gold
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>>175051284
Stop that.
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>>175050891
feels weird, man
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>>175051161
>Because OW has highly inflated ttk
Oh fuck off, OW is perfect. Games where you run around the corner and die in three shots are trash, especially if they aren't third person and your view is abysmal. Making a game centered on getting the drop on your opponent is not skill-based, it's luck-based.
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>>175051252
Genji has fucked me up in the middle of team fights a couple times as Diablo. Then again, I might just be a bad Diablo
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>tfw exams today so can't open loot crates and enjoy the game ;_;
O opened the 5 common boxes 1 ebin and i am saving the 40 epic boxes and my 4 vet boxes for when i came home to either celebrate passing the exam, or to occupy my mind away from suicide if i fail it
Why does it have to be today ;_;
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did they change the mm in qm
i'm not finding any mirrored heroes
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DEATHWING NEVER EVER NEVER EVER
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Got Samuro out of a chest and I gotta say he's nowhere near as bad as I thought he was. I didn't get to experience playing release Samuro, but honestly he feels ok. Thought he was nerfed super badly.
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>>175051134
>and the plot was nowhere to be found, just some generic fight with no purpose.
It's a crossover MOBA, what the fuck do you expect?
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Genji has a textbook case of extreme lack of game feel.

He's powerful in the right hands, but I never FEEL like I'm contributing any damage. Despite being top hero damage most games with a lot of kills I feel like I mainly do jack shit. All his damage numbers are low, which makes sense considering he's a fast hit and run character, but that combined with how pathetic and dinky all of his spells sound make you feel powerless while playing him.

You just constantly throw small ass projectiles at people and it sounds like they're basically just bouncing off people's skin instead of dealing damage
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>>175050287
>>175051317
>people are STILL complaining that a system that allows you to get almost every single skin in the game without spending a dollar as opposed to what we had before is SOMEHOW more Jewish.

You are either retarded or trying way too hard to fit in.
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>>175050891
>want to grind levels and boxes all day and feel like lazy neet
>gotta leave for a 2 day business trip
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>>175051503
Git gud
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I quit this when Lunara was the new hero and returned when chromie appeared.

I loved playing Arthas.

Any new hero or something good?
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>>175051585
>say hero isn't bad, just feels bad to play
>what is reading comprehension
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>>175051386
>OW is perfect
Keep telling yourself that, maybe you'll believe it one day.
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>>175051482
I want to see a hots movie about some mysterious force pulling the heroes into the nexus dimension and their minds being altered so they would fight in teams like diablo & vaala and shit, and then the bois from the winning team would put """loot""" into """lootboxes""" of the cute girls from the losing team
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>mega bundle
>punish players who were loyal and playing a lot
mhm yes, good idea. is this game still dying too?
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Genji's dash range needs a nerf desu
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>tfw got most of the skins I actually wanted and a lot of lili skins
it went better than expected
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>>175051386
>>175051386
>OW is perfect.
>perfect

Okay now that I've gotten my laughs.
Are you honestly implying that one extreme is better than the other?
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>>175051628
Arthas is actually a tank now
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>>175050724
If draft dodging was okay, 99% of games would never end/get started because some fag doesn't like the draft and wants to requeue. In fact, that's exactly why dodging is penalised harder than an actual loss.

Even without considering the MMR loss from an "obvious loss", ranked games will suddenly take 20 years because (a) not everybody has the entire hero roster, and (b) they don't realise HotS is one of the most rubber-bandy MOBAs there is and people at all levels lose games for stupid shit all the time so you might as well try.

This goes for all MP games in general (even co-op games). Every game would end with
>"Game cancelled due to leaver, too bad, since you were winning" or
>"Game lost because of leaver disadvantage, too bad, you still had a chance" or
>"Game won because the stars aligned and nobody on the other side thought about leaving, too bad for them that they didn't leave."

Blizzard used to let dodgers and leavers go without even a slap on the wrist until tryhard parties organised to exploit the generous leaver mechanics with smurf partymates and/or bitch out the pubs on their team to "Take one for the team, it's totally your fault we lost. Trust us, we know better." so that they wouldn't lose e-peen points. After a long while, Blizzard stated that they will never let such behaviour dominate pvp again and so here we are now.

Fags who dodge games because of a perceived impending loss to keep their 100% online win record sparkling and pristine are entitled faggots to the ultimate extreme. Justifying it with random excuses about things that only /they/ think matter is as retarded as arguing with an officer that it's unfair to be arrested for driving after having "only one drink" after getting pulled over - as if winning a philosophical debate in their imaginary mental fantasy land matters. They don't understand that they are the source of the problem and the rules are there specifically to deal with their bitch asses and will never stop.
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>>175051775
I thought he always was a tank? :thinking:
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>>175051683
>punish players who were loyal and playing a lot
are you retarded? people who played a lot got a bunch of veteran chest

Also you do realize that players having a larger pool of heroes is a good thing for the playerbase as a whole, right? It means less shitters only knowing 5-6 heroes
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Can you hold onto chests for a long time and open them later for a chance to get the newer skins or do you have to open them ASAP?
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>>175051386
>Making a game centered on getting the drop on your opponent is not skill-based, it's luck-based.
welcome to mobas you retarded faggot

>>175051806
they did some tweaks so he's better. i don't follow the game obsessively so idk if those tweaks came along while you were still playing
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>>175051847
Chest don't generate items until the moment you hit open, so yup you can hold onto them as long as you want. But all holiday skins will be opened in unique holiday only boxes similar to OW so be warned.
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>implying availability won't stop every pub from playing their favourite xXassassinXx
not giving you a (you) for being this dumb
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why are 4stack players always so trash?
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>>175051252
What im wondering about is why hamura still all colorful and lively and no signs of corruption at all.
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>>175051892
And how much will the holiday box set me back?
In TF2 the holidays box costs about 3 bucks to open.
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>Can't find bonehead abathur, stitches with the pool ring, the vampire Kerrigan and Arthas, and several other skins
Why did they remove skins? I just noticed after looking at all the skins while waiting on a long as fuck queue, and noticed I couldn't buy them. I wanted skeleton Abathur, too.
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>1800 shards
>can buy prime evil diablo
>or buy like 10 other skins
Why do legendaries cost so many shards anyway? like shouldn't it be 800 shards?
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>>175051968
It doesn't cost anything, basically any lootbox you would normally obtain during the event period becomes an event lootbox instead. Those lootboxes contain both the normal items and the event items.

If you are talking about actually purchasing them they will cost the exact same as any normal lootbox.
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How the fuck does one build Ragnaros?
I know that he is a very strong characters but I am confused as to which talents to pick.
A lot of them seem so... lackluster.
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>played abathur
its boring
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>>175052052
Just take every hammer talent and you'll be doing great.
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>>175052052
I personally play him full Q and pick the meteor for R because I like to two shot people.
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>>175050728
It's fun.
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>>175052030
>sell the best merch cheap so everyone can get everything for free and nobody actually needs to buy gems
>go bankrupt a year later
use that cumshot inside of your skull
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>>175052052
Put everything into your Q and get sulfuras smash and laugh as you smack peoples heads in

If you're bored of Q put everything in your lava ball but by no means ever take lava wave its a shitter trap and sulfuras is almost infinitely better
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>>175051842
>It means less shitters only knowing 5-6 heroes
Let's be honest here.

You know full well that's a bullshit argument.
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>>175052153
>meteor
really?
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New player, which megabundle should I get?
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>>175052030
THe point is you spend all your shards on crappy skins/emojis/etc. So when they release legendary skins you have nothing and are forced to buy it.
>>175052237
Assassin for maximum value, but pick flex otherwise since you'll have a few characters for every role then.
IF I FUCKING ANSWER THIS QUESTION ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME
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>>175052237
they literally base them on your play style but if you cant decide then get flex
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>literally got all 3 legendary variations for ghos tkerrigan from veterans
Guess it's time for me to learn her

Any resident Kerrigan autists interested in giving me tips?
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>>175052237
I wouldnt get assassin.
Every fucking one spams assassins, and a lot of them are either trash or OP.
Tank one has the best value in my mind, a good couple of them can be assassin like as well.

Unless you really like being a heal slut.

Flex pack is worth the least out of all of them, but if you really never find yourself sticking to a general role you could go for it anyway.
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>>175052203
yes
Lave wave is no fun.
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What's the best order to open chests?
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Is the update out for EU yet?
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>>175052543
thats his hammer anon...
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>>175049032
It really needs some tweaks. Teams dodge each other instead of fighting and it it's too short as it is. The forts seem forgettable and aren't worth the time. Maybe force payloads to cross one another?
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>>175052376
>not rerolling the others because only one color variant is needed
good job wasting your only vet boxes you are ever going to get retard
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>>175049194
>>175049384
The hype levels woulda been unreal.
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>>175052376
Just launch on people who are isolated. If you get the jump on anybody who isn't a tank and land your stun, it's a guaranteed kill.
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So is the general strat for picking talents in this game just to min max an ability most of the time?
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Lmao EU neets playing
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>>175051523
how is it retarded?
i used to be able to get a skin if i wanted a skin
now i have to wait for RNG to drop it in my lap or shell out tons of fucking cash to have more RNG for it to fall into my lap
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>>175052930
I rerolled everything that wasn't Azmodunk or flying Nimbus because those are the only things I care about

Stop thinking you're smarter than everyone else you fucking faggot
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>Still have to read all the talents for a character you played for hours

How do I stop being this autistic?
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>>175052989
no
god no
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>>175053142
>not just using the most picked shit on hotsdogs
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>first placement match for Hero League
>game ends with this

Is there anything more embarrassing? Literally not even a SINGLE kill. I have never felt more humiliated in my entire life. I'm not even angry, I'm just incredibly sad that this is even a possibility.
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>>175048901
So did anyone else loose any skins with the update? I used to have the blood elf sylvanas skin but I had to forge it for some reason, is blizz jewing us worse than normal or was this a bug?
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>>175053309
If they added a new tint to it today, you don't get that shit retroactively.
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>>175053050
I am smarter than you because I maximized my loot gainz while you wasted everything like some peasant pleb
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>>175053337
No the ranger general skin that's been in since the beginning, I no longer have it or any of the tints, I had to forge and I only had enough for the old base skin
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>>175052376
Never
Fucking
Take
Triple Tap

Guaranteed loss right now in every game where you might have made a difference.

Your burst combo is:
Snipe -> AA -> W -> AA -> Nuke -> AA -> W -> AA -> Snipe -> AA -> Maybe Holo -> AA but shit they probably got away by now.

Make sure you're in a good position and that they have low enough HP to finish off the target on or before the nuke so that they can't get away. Don't be afraid to keep the nuke off cooldown for teamfights and shrine guardians even if you're not personally there unless you are setting up some wombo combo over voice comms.
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>Character specific emoji not automatically shown on said character

I know you can type them out but I wish they can easily be shown without having to favorite them
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>>175053525
Anon...
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>>175052596

Yes.
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>tfw successfully completed KT stacks last two games
>tfw its all down to the power of my cyberbatman skin I just got
>tfw lvl 11 KT and still bad
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>>175053525
Stop giving shit advice, i main nova and triple tap is great, i get at least 10 kills with it alone. And once lvl 20 i can wipe out the entire enemy team with the instant reset
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>tfw at work so i can't play
>tfw wagecuck
>tfw if i wasn't at work i would sleep anyway right now

If i have around 5 heroes of lvl 10, do i get any good stuff ?
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>>175051386
Have you considered not walking alone in the fog?
Insta Diamond league right fucking here.
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>>175053525
>Anon goes on an autism rant without even reading what he's asking about
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>>175052628
Oh.
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So, what do you think about the announcers?
I like the Arthas one. Nice deep voice without too many effects, easy to listen to.
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>>175053720
I hope you are kidding, because level 10 is when you get a hero specific lootcrate so if you have exactly level 10 you just fucked yourself out of an extra crate on them
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should i reroll anything from the epic and veteran chests or is it not worth it yet
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>>175053847
definitely reroll veteran chests if you don't get something you like unless it's mad value
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>>175053707
>every game where you might have made a difference.
aka. you were fucking carried or the game would've been won if you sat in spawn because the enemy team was just bad

>>175053603
What? You some Triple Tap loving faggot who's going to ruin my HL games?
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>>175053802
I don't get it..what's wrong with a hero specific lootcrate ? The ones that are lvl 10 are my favorites anyway - why don't i want what you just said ?
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>>175053791
nice change, hoping for more. i like picking them based on flavor for the few i have. good heroes get muradin, evil ones get illidan. don't have enough from every franchise to do it for each so that's what i've stuck with so far. wonder if they'll expand to other things like DOTA with rick and morty etc.
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>>175053968
He's saying the opposite.

If you overleveled your hero, your hero level would be high but no loot crate.

e.g. A lv 10 hero in 1.0 is converted to lv 15 in 2.0. You don't get a hero specific loot crate for that hero.
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>>175053870
alright I'll do that
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Emoji users should be gassed. Overshit players too.
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>>175054107
Also see this: >>175050142
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>>175054048
oh, that's pretty lame...i leveld them to 10 long ago...oh well
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Is "fa:gg:ots" the best way to tell your team they were shit now?
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>>175053872
You either replied to the wrong post or don't know who the fuck Kerrigan.
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>>175053989
>other things like DOTA with rick and morty etc.
Yea, Dota 2 has some sick announcer packs, stuff like Bastion, Adam Jensen, etc.
Also a Darkest Dungeon announcer is in the works I think which will be just great.
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>>175054193
Maybe if you're an equally cancerous emoji user.
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>>175054223
>be unable to handle bantz

What are you, and Indian?
>>
New player.
Apparently I have Tracer and Zarya unlocked bcause I own OW,also Kerrigan.
Is any of these heroes any good?
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>>175053525
How about reading the whole post before post? I bet you stopped exactly at the word ghost.
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>>175054307
Yes. Also pick your free 20 hero bundle.
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>>175054264
>and Indian
A retard, huh?
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>>175054307
There is only one hero you will ever need
Trust me

Add BardNarson#1397 EU
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should I buy a bundle or keep the gems if I own about half to 3/4 of each bundle
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>>175052000
They'll be back as Halloween themed chests
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>>175053968
>>175054048
You get a hero specific lootcrate at hero level 20.
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>>175054307
They are all trash that will hold your team back, kerrigan is very average.
I always get a pleasant erection when i have a tracer on my team though so that is something, god i want to do thing to that cute british slut
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>>175054343
>>175054375
Thanks.
I'm gonna spam Azmodan for a few games then and hope you aren't memeing me.
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>bought 95% of the heroes
>get most of them for free now
thx blizzard
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>>175054562
Don't feel bad goy, you were ahead of the curve!
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>>175051578
>wake up
>launch battle.net
>take a shower, eat breakfast etc.
>see the update is over
>launch hots
>55 rare chests
>5 epic chests
>7 legendary chests
>start opening all of them
>end up having the skins I wanted, mounts I wanted etc.
>realise I have to go to work

I should have take my day
>>
ni:gg:er
>>
I cannot fucking stand the objective on Hanamura. What a piece of shit, holy fuck.
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>>175053043
Tell me Anon, what skin do you absolutely MUST have now, but for some reason didn't buy sometime during the past 2 years?
What circumstances prevented you from doing so?
Why is it so urgent now?

The whole thing sounds like complaining for the sake of complaining, and it IS fucking retarded.
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Is this objectively the best Uther loadout, skin not withstanding?
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When will patch hit its already april 26 here
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>>175053043
You do realize if you want, you can just buy the skin still right? Like you don't have to buy rng boxes, you can choose to click the skin, buy it with gems, and it be the exact same as before.YOU DO REALIZE THIS RIGHT? THEY TOOK AWAY NOTHING AND ONLY ADDED
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>got legendary demonic auriel
>don't even have the character

xDD
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>>175054307
Tracer is a melee assassin.
That means she's bad.

That said, you're new so it'll mean that your enemies are just as new so won't be able to deal with her.

Go ahead and have fun with her while you still can.
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>>175054852
why does Jaina make my cock so hard?
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>>175054892
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>Come back from a long hiatus
>Li-Ming manages to capture my heart

I've never had a main before but something about her playstyle has charmed me.
Am I turning into a waifufag?
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>playing anything but valla
What a bunch of faggots
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>>175055114
you already are.
We all are.
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>>175055114
Li Ming is the most toxic character they've ever released. She changed the game forever.
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>>175055114
>he just now playing liming
>he didn't play her when she was god tier
HAHAHAHA sucks to be you
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Is Varian good? How do I play him?
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>>175054493
I was in Diamond III with 30 wins or so this season, easily climbing with Azmodan only, before I got a 2 month silence

Always go to the lane with the most enemies, early game you do NOTHING but spam Q for 25 stacks.
Aim to get 25 stacks before level 10 every time, that's your power spike.
Your laser lets you 1v1 most enemies without interrupts

Don't afk push lanes, that shit is for fags
Soak / depush

I'll play with you if you want

BardNarson#1397
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good morning my dudes
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are hero chests guaranteed to give you a certain rarity?
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>blizzard hired porn artists to do some of the sprays

nice :)
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Since we got a lot of new people and the rest of you are bronzies anyway I collected the current relevant guides so you guys can git gud.

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0ByxNkI-Ypd5mTzRlZTRpMUE5WXM?usp=sharing
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>>175055438
rare
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>>175055449
source
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>>175055247
He's good, his best build his probably the tank one (W talents up to 10, and then the Taunt heroic).

You want to use W to avoid big damage and refresh your passive, then you just punish people that are out of position with E into ult.
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>judgement uther is changed to legendary
>medic is still epic
is it just because its judgment so they know they can jack up the price. medic uther changes just as many spells and it has the voice filter
im so confused blizzard
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>>175054852
>Uther
>Ironforge banner
Nigga what the fuck
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>>175055373
>first common loot chest
>re-rolled all commons into this

not bad
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>>175048901
Hi /hotsg/. It's my first time playing, I downloaded it for the Overwatch promotion going on. I saw that they had some stuff from Diablo in this game and I got super psyched up for it. I really like Cassia because I played so much Amazon in D2 and she's an absolute blast.

I have done particularly well in all the games I've played as her, I always have the most experience contribution by an enormous margin (Usually more than five thousand), and being second or first in hero damage and structure damage. I was wondering if there was some major overarching strategy to the game. I pretty much just safe shove and gank whatever I can and group for any objective as necessary, but is that really all there is to it?

It feels as if zoning enemies out of exp range is a colossal waste of time unless your entire team is doing it too. Most of the time I feel pretty comfortable about my range and damage out put, even when I get jumped by Valeera or something like that. I also find many people just shove brainlessly and don't respect my dueling ability or my ability to come gank them when they shove. There's no vision items in this game, so it feels like ganking is a coin toss even if you're playing against people who are cautious.
>>
>they capped daily xp so you can't grind out loot boxes
What a bunch of faggots.
>>
>>175055862
anytime there's an objective, rush it

if your team is doing okay stay in a lane to soak xp because xp is team wide, not individual

other than that it's pretty subjective
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>>175055862
the tank plays the mobile ward plus some heroes can talent into wards.
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Don't mind me, just the best Salami skin coming through
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>>175051503
Shingan and Dragonblade do make meaty sounds though.
>>
How do you fix Hanamura?
>>
>>175055879
KEK, what was it?
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>>175054892
You can only buy featured skins
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>>175055862
You basically want to win objectives and/or get maximum value whenever you can, especially if you're in advantage.

Make sure your team soaks every little bit of XP whenever you can
Cap merc camps on opposite side of the map before objectives spawn
Be early to objectives
There's a video about the general meta for every map https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdzdksu20XM but your team mates might not be down with it.

The more you play the more you realize how to get ahead and take advantage of maps.

>3rd common loot box
>re-roll
what's in the box?
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>>175055862
>>
Is there a generally accepted "this is the best build" for each character?
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>>175056186
No, but there are some "this is the WORST build" for each character.
>>
How different would this game be if you couldn't see what your opponents pick once the ban phase is over?
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>>175051386
>Games where you run around the corner and die in three shots are trash
But that's what Overwatch is with 200ms latency so you still die when you get to cover.
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>>175056056
>stream faggot
>content of video constantly interrupted by donation shit
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>>175055810
Should reroll that PC.
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>>175056186
a lot of heroes of generic go-to builds, you can look them up in hotslogs (beware of aids-infested ads).

>>175056056
>>175056271
I probably wont open everything so no point in streaming
besides >>175056276 is right
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>>175055862
Cassia was well thought out, and she plays just like an Amazon.

Stay away from Xul. He is NOT the D2 Necromancer.
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>>175055915
That's about what I had been doing. I tend to go for objectives because I feel like I do enough damage to safely kill one member of their team most of the time. I try not to be the first one to the objective though because I'm not tremendously tanky as Cassia.

>>175055942
Okay yeah, that makes sense. Two members are technically free to roam the map because of the global experience. I guess you don't need wards when you think of it like that.

>>175056056
Thank you for the video. I suppose I'm having a hard time grasping the strategy for myself because nearly every game so far has been me taking complete control. It's probably just an influx of Overwatch shitters who also downloaded it for the promotion.

>>175056141
I'm not gonna lie, I was tempted. I'm more of a Belial kind of guy, I was a little disappointed that they didn't have him, but Cassia more than makes up for it.
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>>175056186
Tanks tend to be the most versatile based on whether the enemy team has lots of cc/spell dmg/or aa dmg. Almost all assassins have a this build and this build only. Same with supports.
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>>175056141
why do you want people to play this meme hero?
>>
WHEN WILL BEST-GIRL JAINA GET A GOOD SKIN?!
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THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE BESTEST MOBAEST EVER

O
M
G
!
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Do I do it?
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>>175056481
lunar is the best skin
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>>175056463
>you people

its literally one dude memeing his heart out.
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>>175056505
no

he's not very good
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>deputy valla
>succubus kerrigan
>cyborgdemon zarya

how am i supposed to play this game without an erection
>>
is an epic crate with one duplicate epic (100 shards) worth keeping?

Shards are worth more than some random epic I might not like right.
>>
>>175056481
Her holiday skins are top tier
>>
Should I reroll common boxes as a new player or save my gold?
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>>175056541
>reroll vet chest 3 times
>get earthbreaker thrall and 4 trash commons
>3 TIMES IN A ROW
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>>175056549
>>succubus kerrigan
Don't you mean the cheerleader one?
>>
>>175056490
Its not that I dont agree with you, but why do you say that?
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>>175056541
didn't mean to reply to you
>>
>>175056673

Sorry, too vanilla for me.
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>>175056649
>breaking the first rule
>never reroll more than once
>losing all that gold
What a inefficient person.
>>
>>175054307
Tracer is an annoying mosquito: low but constant damage and somehow difficult to slap. You have to dodge shit with blink and constant mobility and hope that they don't have strong autoattackers or point and clixk disable because those will wreck you.
Zarya is good as a secobdary warrior. Her shields offer a great deal of protection and she has decent health and damage; unfortunately no peeling so she can't solo tank. She works like a bruiser.
Kerrigan was good but now that everyone is running double warr an ambusher like her doesn't really fit in or against most comp.
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>graviton surge + sulfuras smash

FEEL THE GRAVITY
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This bundle thing is the hardest decision I've ever made in my life
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>>175056801

I just went with the bundle that had the most heroes I didn't have and included heroes I wanted to try.
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>>175056712
i will never forgive you
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>>175056751
>Entomb and Sulfuras Smash
Hammerbros unite!
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>>175056853
That's warrior bundle for me but I would rather play anything other than warriors
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>LEGENDARY!
>it's the fucking murky announcer
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li ming is really fun

is she a good hero or just a worse jaina?
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>>175056919
>people say haha how funny murky announcer
>try it in ptr
>its shit
>get muradin announcer on live
>its the greatest thing since butter on bread
People are stupid and don't have good taste. If we could get a Zul'jin announcer that'd be the best.
>>175056949
Shes okay but overall worse since no cc. Good for QM's though
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I haven't won a single game since 2.0 launched.

I hate this fucking matchmaking system, and I don't want a larger community after all. Take it back, Blizzard. Take back the skins and shit I got, I don't want them if this is the price we pay.
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>>175056645
If you get minimal rarity (4 commons) it's worth re-rolling once.
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I want Murky to fuck Nova
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>>175056998
>>175056949
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Wish me luck lads
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>>175057065
can you go back to wherever you come from
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i dont even own samuro, never played him
>why blizz
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Do I spend gems on crates? because it seems like it's either that or buy heroes, which I can just get with gold.
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>>175057139

I realize these chink themed skins are just pandering to their Chinese playerbase, and most of them are ok, but this monkey king skin for Samuro makes zero sense.
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just got the 1000 gems for hitting level 5, what's the best thing to put that towards?
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>>175057178
There's a weekly rotation of skins that you can buy with gems, so if there is a particular legendary skin you want, I'd say save up around 600 gems or so.
Also you can always buy bundles.
Wasting your 1k gems on boxes is propably the worst thing you can do.

>>175057137
Add me, BardNarson#1397 EU
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>>175055968
i remove it from the game
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>>175057223
Probably saving it for cosmetics or new heroes you really want later on
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>>175057268
that kierrigan portrait looks like she's waiting for a sticky load
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>>175056998
all multiplayer matchmaking systems are shit

they exist only to artificially enforce a 50/50 w/l ratio - there is not a single game in existence that has a fair and balanced matchmaking algorithm

server browsers are inherently superior in every way but that doesn't allow the company to soapbox about how great their matchmaking is or support esports cancer
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>>175057320

nah m8 she looks like she just got a pleasant surprise up her bum
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MEI NEXT!!!!
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>placed four placement matches
>lost all four

Here I come, Bronze.
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>>175057402
I will delete my account if that fucker ever makes it into HoTS.
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>>175057416
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>>175057402
Torbjörn please, I think we need another turret placing hero.
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noice
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>>175057432
You might as well just uninstall now.
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>>175057471
>not speccing into death laser
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>>175057432
>thinking blizzard will give up on this meme character
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>>175057514
I'm surprised there's not a Torb skin for Muradin
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>Was hero level 280 or so by the start of the weekend
>Grinned all weekend long to at least level 300 hoping I would get 3 veteran chests
>I only got 2
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>>175057606
they're going to do a whole marketing campaign where every sign hints at it being Kel'thuzad and at the last minute bait and switch it to being Mei
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>>175057674
My rage would be absolutely legendary.
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>>175057653
YOu can get mediv for free in a bundle, i hope you fucking rerolled
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>>175057825
I didn't pick that bundle
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>Staring at Tyrande page in-game
>"I am both a warrior and a priestess, it is wise to ogle neither"

s..sorry
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>>175055452
Underrated post, keep it up anon!
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I got 3 legendary shitty mechanical mounts I'll never use (couldn't reroll anymore either when I got them). I seriously wish it was possible to exchange stuff you don't need for shards.
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>get tons of sick loot
>so many skins and mounts
>mostly for characters I don't play and mounts that look silly on my mains

Well ok then. The characters I don't play will look great.

I got Gazlowe as an announcer so I have that going for me.
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>>175058035
just keep leveling heroes for more boxes

if it doesn't have anything you want reroll for a chance to get more shards
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any heroes you guys would personally recommend?
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>>175058071
That's true.

When do featured items change by the way? Every week or something? Since I don't need to unlock heroes I suppose I'll only ever use my gems for featured items.
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I have waited for this moment since she was released
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is there a huge XP difference between playing AI games or doing QM/unraked?
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what did hots mean by this?
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>>175058149
Thank you reddit
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>reroll rare chest with 1 shitty rare and 3 commons
>get azmodunk
nice la
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>>175058343
There must be something up here. Every Prime Evil Diablo I've seen has gotten the green variation, including me. Can you only get certain colors from crates or something?
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>>175058343
That cartoon Li Li spray is awesome. Gratz
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>>175058475
Add one more to the list.
I mean it's good but I'd rather have the main red one, or the Alien looking black one.
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i got the tank bundle
now which one of these are thrash and i should avoid playing
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>>175058475
I doubt they're weighted, but if we really want to know we can wait until may when blizzard is forced to reveal all the probabilities because of that new Chinese law
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>>175057861
>Look at Lunara's rear
>"See something that interests you, Mortal?"
N...no. There's no good porn of her anyway.
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>>175058475
>>175058517
>Using Prime Evil Diablo
>Not Kaijudiablo
Scrubs
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>>175058475
not prime evil but only diablo skin i got was toxic green, weird
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>>175058475
My girlfriend got the standard red Prime Evil one, I think it's just coincidence, or the green one is rigged to drop more.
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>>175058540
Patrician choice
avoid Samuro, the rest are ok
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>>175058094

I recommend:

Support: Lucio, Malfurion, Morales, Lili.

Mage: Kaelthas, Guldan, Li ming, Nazeebo.

Melee: Butcher, Sonya, Artanis, Samuro, Murky.

Ranged: Hammer, Valla, Zuljin, Sylvanas.

Tank: Varian, Arthas, Johanna, Anubarak, Diablo.

Quickmatch: Tyrande, Azmodan, Valeera, Chogall.
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>>175058475
I got regular prime diablo.
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genji is incredibly broken btw
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>>175059067
Who wasn't expecting him to be?
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>>175059067
But he isn't, most pros were calling him shit.
One cc of any sort kills him.
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What should I do with my 1000 gems. Buy lootchests or buy featured items I like? What are you guys doing with them?
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>>175057402
her skills are already better suited for a moba than an fps
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i love uther
i even rolled his lumberjack skin
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>>175048901
Yay...
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how much gold do I need to save for vet re-rolls?
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>>175059213
i bought chests
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I think using your 1k gems on 10 loot boxes is probably the best thing if you're newish or don't have a good collection


also best girl coming through
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>Playing on my toaster
>Lag so bad I can't play and the AI takes control
>2 minutes behind the sever by the end of the match
Whatever still counts as match played, all I need are the skins
>Counts as match played for my friend but not for myself, still counted for the daily of win AI match
Wow, I don't know what kind of gypsy magic Blizzard is in control of but that's some garbage.
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>>175059264
all of it
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>>175059213
>gambling on lootchests you'll earn by progression anyway
Don't fall for this anon, just save them for stuff you really want.

>best Auriel skin
re-rolling minimal rarity is such good value, I hope you're doing it anon
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>>175059115
>DUDE JUST CC HIM LMAO
wow really?
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any updated uther guide?
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>>175059213
I bought genji since I spent all my gold I intended to buy him with on rerolls. In future I will just buy characters with gold. So just use it on whatever, I think boxes are enough to get any skins, I'm already sitting at 3k+ shards and thats with me actually unboxing most skins I wanted
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Is abaturd good?

How do I turd em
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>>175059067

1 on 1 vs other fragile burst assassins he can dive, burst, block and escape.

1 on 1 vs most melee he can evade.

His single target burst is decent and his mobility very good.

In theory played perfectly he might seem amazing, but I suspect the reality is probably being point and click fucked.
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>>175059365
Please post your rank, I'd fucking love to see it.
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>>175059316
>>175059359
>>175059385
I think I'll keep them for featured items yeah, thanks.
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>>175059416
I just dueled and killed a Genji as Uther. Most healers can out heal his pathetic damage too unless you manage to get a perfect swift strike up to their face.

Any Assassin that can't kill a healer might as well not even exist.
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>>175048901

>Abathur and Brightwing Announcer packs cost 4x more than the normal ones

Is there no end to those jewish tricks?
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>>175050020
if you apologise and say you don't understand the play it throws them off.

also it shows them 9/10 that the play they were doing was equally retarded
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>>175059264
>>175059353
You're not wrong, I went ahead and checked.

Vet re-rolls are 750/1500/2250 (rolling one chest fully is 4500).

Make sure you have enough to fully re-roll one when you open them anon
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>11 games
>11 wins
84.6%?
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>>175059619
its bugged
loses are not displayed
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>>175050121
>champ select

you deserve to be where you are.
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>>175059619
It's not including but it is, brawls.
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>>175059652
>>175059672
Oh.

Thank you kind anons.
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>>175059115
Yeah, because we all play coordinated 5v5 just like the "professional video gaming athletes".
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I'm new. Where should I look up the cookie-cutter builds while I learn the heroes and their talents? Most common/highest winrate ones in hotslogs?
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Did they remove the XP numbers in the progression tab? Really want to see how much I need to get roughly for a for level.
>>
>>175050402
>>175050467
its default bound to numpad lol
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>>175051786
>Fags who dodge games because of a perceived impending loss to keep their 100% online win record sparkling and pristine are entitled faggots to the ultimate extreme. Justifying it with random excuses about things that only /they/ think matter is as retarded as arguing with an officer that it's unfair to be arrested for driving after having "only one drink" after getting pulled over - as if winning a philosophical debate in their imaginary mental fantasy land matters. They don't understand that they are the source of the problem and the rules are there specifically to deal with their bitch asses and will never stop.

+10

can this go in the OP please?
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>>175059598
tracer face reminds me of a trolls puppet
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>>175059517

Healing against his so so sustain damage, surviving his burst, not going full tracer into his reflect, and point and click hard CC would mess with him, yeah.
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>>175059725
https://www.hotslogs.com/Default

Click on the hero you want to play. There you see the talents and there win percentage.

You can change the ranked league to Master, Dimanond, Plat only.

Its also good to change the time from the last 7 days to the last 5 weeks.

At the bottom it show you certain successful builds.


btw. Its still adviced to read through the talents and think about why you chose them exactly. (synergy)
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>>175059359
Wouldn't it be better to save gold for heroes if you're new?
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>>175059725
So most common/highest rate is what I do for a baseline on a character I've never played with. There are really no GOOD build sites available. Just lots of gold and platinum shitters posting their builds on icyveins and the like. As a master player again i just look at other master players, you can sort it to that HL rank on hotslogs, and judge it from there. Make sure you read every talent so you know if there are some situational talents and the like that might be useful for your game.


Overall pick what you think is good for the first few games, then do the hotslogs most winrate build, and find a middleground that you like.
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>>175051946
all stacked players at anything other than the highest level play are shit

it's why 5man QM teams that have picked try hard heroes always is an easy win.
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>>175052293
>IF I FUCKING ANSWER THIS QUESTION ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME
stop trying to be a pillar of the community and be anon you're almost tripfag territory
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>>175059851
Unless you're currently saving for a specific hero you want I think the megabundles can keep you going for a long while.

Still would be worth it to roll minimal rarity boxes once (unless you opened something you want), even if you're new.
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>>175051946
>>175059892
From my expiernce as someone who often 4 man stacks in QM it goes like this.
>I'm master league
>Friends are all silver and bronze shitters
>this causes QM to inflate the overall MMR by a ton
>they get matched against golds/plats
>they suck dick and rather fuck about and make mes *(which I don't mind) than play seriously
>this makes the 5th guys life hell and a free loss more often than not.
>>175059970
You have no idea who I am though, so yeah I am anon. I just like being nice, but it's irritating when people don't even bother reading OP or anything else.
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>RYUJIN NO-
>Cocooned
Is there any better feeling?
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Why the fuck does hotslogs insist on me having an adblocker even though i disabled ublock
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i've nut to this skin way more than I'd like to admit
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>>175048901
>Zargaras Voicelines
>"Come to Mama."
>mfw
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Genji's Mobility is retarded. He can just dive all he wants without being punished.
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>>175059252
>hero mainer gets fucked
I love this patch.
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>>175060234
Zagara even.

Blizzard names starts to sound like eachother.
>>
Ragnaros is truly the most fun character.

His babby skin is shit though and I actually got that one out of a crate.
>>
Graviton Surge or Expulsion Zone?
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The reroll mechanic is kinda neat but its also such a money sink trap. abuse it and you wont buy new heroes anytime soon.
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>>175058094
>>175059407
>>175060329
>>175060339
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Some of these heroes are designed insanely well. Li-Ming's Q ability in which you can control the direction of three blasts in all these weird directions by changing the focal point of the blast is fucking brilliant.
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>>175060254
>without being punished
He has exactly 1.25 seconds where you can't punish him for it.
If he has to fuck off because 3 autos and a random assassin Q put him on 30% health, you've won.
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>>175060382
>using level 7 crutch globe talent
>>
How do I Chromie?
She's cute but seems incredibly unreliable and not even that amazing if she lands everything all the time.
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>>175060180
looked so much better in the Heroes of the Dorm artwork. Still rad though.
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>>175060625
She can half health almost every squishy in the game.

If you play her right, you're an absolute menace for anyone
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>>175060675
>She can half health almost every squishy in the game.
So can a whole bunch of other heroes that have reliable escapes and/or CCs.
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What heroes punish Genji the most? I want to eat these genji maining shitters.
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>>175060180
where is her right hand
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>>175060254
I feel the opposite, he melt like a little fag if someone as much as breathes on him.
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>>175060625
Use the meta build, try to always cast from fog of war.
If you're playing vs a competent support that took cleanse or lots of invulnerability/shield effects take the slowing ult.

She's generally a menace on maps like Towers of Doom when she can sit outside of the fight and chunk people.
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>>175060817

Xul is pretty nice against Genji.

Uther probably work too.
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>mfw the Gazlowe announcer pack
I knew it would be great

But not this great
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>>175060984

Since this morning I sometimes even get comments from other heroes when killed. (not my announcer pack)

Is that the announcer pack of that player or is that a new feature?
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Why is Genji allowed to dash through half the map?
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>>175060408
Are you a newfriend?
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>>175061127
Just wait for the nerf. It'll probably be quick because no other hero has ever been as OP as he currently is.
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>>175061273
Yes. Characters are designed a lot better than I thought they would be t b h.
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>>175061127

Because he dies when hit by a single root or stun? He is even squishier than Illidank.
>>
>play Tracer
>pick deja vu voice line
>keep spamming it
Get it?
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>>175061392
well memed
>>
I'm updating the game right now, how is it?
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>>175061316

Yeah, some characters are fairly unique.(murky, abathur and co)

Also the voice acting of some is really great. (Brightwing, Protoss)
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Why is that so far HoTS is the only MOBA (except for Battleborn, that has two different maps) that have different maps?
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game needs more li li portraits
>>
>literally easiest moba
>retards still cant play it right
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>>175061545
because this game is the best
>>
>stimdroning a dragonblading genji

wew it's just like season 2 of overwatch before they nerfed both Ana and Genji
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>>175061545
Because other games don't need to compensate for lack of meaningful mechanics and complexity with meme map gimmicks.
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>>175061545
because it's not a MOBA, it's a team brawler
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>>175061729
>implying the Dragonblade nerfs mattered
Dragonblade's main purpose was deleting people in the first 2-3 seconds, the extra seconds didn't really do shit except enable autists like me to get pointless achievements like webm related.

Genji fell off the wagon a bit because of changes to the other picks and the 3-tank meta basically making him not as effective because he can't get pickoffs vs a competent deathball, not because he couldn't dash through junkrat traps.
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>>175061808
>Having different maps
>Gimmick
You don't have to have objectives, just different maps would spice things up in games like DOTA 2.
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>>175061603
HotS requires a different flavor of game knowledge and skill than other ASSFAGGOTS that casuals and retards haven't picked up on.
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>play zeratul
>attack genji
>he flies away like a faggot with no health
>he thinks he's so clever and great at the game
>press 1 and teleport to him
>free kill and a mile from his mates so they can't touch me
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>God Tier
Stylized

>High Tier
Warcraft
Diablo

>Medium Tier
Starcraft
Animated

>Low Tier
Overwatch

>Forgot to pick one Tier
Nexus
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>>175061545


https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/heroesofthestorm/images/b/b7/LostVikingsBase_Pissed03.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20150813231741
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>>175062010
>animated not in low tier
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>>175061993
>All that shaking
Do you have parkinsons or something?
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>>175062010
Cartoon Sylvanas gave me a boner
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>>175061994
The map is a core part of the games intricate balance , you have different terrains if you want to spice things up.
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How can other assassins even compete?
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God. FUCKING REWORK NOVA ALREADY. I'M SICK OF HER BEING DEAD ASS WEIGHT.
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>genji v tracer
>genji dashed to tracer and Deflects
>Tracer deletes herself
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>>175062089
>intricate balance
pretentious dotafags >>>/out/
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>>175062242
>one of the worst heroes in the game gets bodied by the op new hero
wew lad, you got any more expert insights?
>>
Is there a best pack or should I just pick my favorite?
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>>175062007
>genji stays close enough to his keeps so he can dash to them to stop me from chasing
>chase anyway
>erase him and use my two blinks to get back to safety
Zeratul is easily THE genji counter.
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>>175062296
assassin's would cost the most to buy with gold but really just buy who you like
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So guys I played this a fucking long time ago and came back for the event
I see my girl Zagara has been reworked, is she still decent?
I heard she's not the hero killer she used to be anymore and instead became a "real" specialist purely meant to splitpush and destroy structures, how much truth is there in that?
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>>175062296
Of course go for what you'd enjoy. No purpose having heroes you wont be playing anyway.

Unless you think you might end up enjoying some of them.
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>>175062296
Value wise the best would be the one that gave you the most gold.
http://gibraltargamers.com/hots-calculator/

If they're all pretty close just get your favorite
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yeah didnt want to play the game anyways
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>>175062296
Buy the pack with the most heroes you don't own, if there's a tie, buy what you think would be more fun
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>>175062358
She's less of a lane bully, but still a decent one and not a terrible team fighter either.

Her new nydus and siege talents make her obnoxious on the split push
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>>175061545
Remember when literally everyone in League wanted magma chamber so we'd have two maps, it was super hyped up, it never came out and then an intern/programmer with spare time made the map and they still didn't release it?
Good times. The fact that game has survived so long is stupid.
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MUH
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>>175062079
not him, but twitching a lot while aiming helps me pull off twitch shots and staying "concentrated". it's kind of like koreans spam apm actions to keep their fingers fast in starcraft
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>>175062583
For a while it was one of the few big options for people who wanted to play DOTAlikes, so you have a bunch of people who are simply too invested in it to stop.
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>>175062220
they can't, fuggg
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is it normal that i am having more ping vs ai than vs people?
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>>175061295
>battle momentum thrall
>ess of johann
>Kael in his various reworks
>Zarya after initial buffs
There hasn't been a real bullshot hero in a while so you might feel like Genji is, bit that's wrong.
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>>175062220
Assassins are overrated
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Fuck, marry, kill.

Choose wisely anons.
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>>175062220
>ASS ASS ins
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>>175062864
you already put the correct order
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>>175062864
why is Johanna so T H I C C
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How often can you expect to buy a hero if you're not spending real money?
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>>175062886
>Holy Shock Uther with Aba hat
Literally unkillable and he fills every roll in the game
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>>175062864
Fuck sylvanas, marry valeera, kill johanna

fuck your options I do what i want
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Did we get a kit for D. Va?
I alt+f4ed the stream the second she appeared.
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This shit is rigged

Rigged I tell you
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>>175063067
I sometimes forget people with actual autism exist.
No we won't until next week.
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>>175062814
D-does that have a hole?
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>>175063120
No
It's just incredibly cuddly
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Tell me about Uther. Why does he wear the mask?
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>watch one of Grubby's videos
>bronze and silver players get put on the same team as two grandmasters

what the fucking shit, does that happen often in this game?
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>>175062358
She can still dish out an large amount of hero damage

While being a damn good specialist
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>>175063165
gay as fuck
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>>175063237
huh?
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>have to play this trash game with friends(everyone fucking hates this game) to get skins in OW

fuck you blizzard
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>>175063556
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>>175063556
>everyone fucking hates this game

I dunno I'm enjoying it and I mostly play Overwatch¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also like everyones spamming new player chat "who wants to group up for nexus" so you don't even need friends that play HOTS
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>>175063556
>everyone I know loves this game
>we play both ow and hots
>get free super fappable d.va skin (since got oni genji skin last time it was around)
good times all around
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>>175062814
>>175063165
>you will never feel the soft embrace of the swarm
why live
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>>175063642
I really want to see what skins they come up with for HOTS D.va.
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>>175063642
cop d.va gets my dick to a degree of hardness that would baffle scientists
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>>175057139
u can reroll crates. i spent 75k gold rerolling my crates which was like 9 veteran 55 epic and the rest a mix of rare and normal. I wound up getting everything I wanted I got every major legendary skin I liked including tass azmo leoric diablo tychus and uther. Only one i didnt get was Cyberak Anub
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>>175063725
They're going to give her a zerg themed one.
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>>175063556
Just team up with pubs and ditch them after you do 5 bot games (yes, bot games count).

A friend request isn't a life commitment, moron.
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>>175062583
This is exactly what I had in mind when I noticed how many maps HotS had. I'm still salty over Magma Chamber never releasing.

I used to be big on League (top 100 EU) but I'll never look back. HotS is just much more fun and much closer to the fun I had as a teenager on Warcraft 3 custom maps.
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how is sonya balanced again?
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>>175063897
I used to play dominion daily
But now I'm here
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>>175064185

Stun when she does whirlwind and she is squishy as fuck
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So far so good.
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>>175064185
>can only sustain if she's in melee or has defensive cooldowns late-game

anon pls
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>Tfw tried this during 2.0 "pls god play our game" and really liked it.

I mean it casualizes the one thing I hated most about LoL (The shopping and remembering what to buy for whom) and the matches are shorter.

Playing Kael'thas/Arthas/Lucio atm
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>>175064185
Play Varian. Taunt whenever she starts spinning.
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>>175064249
o_o
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>>175064240
>>175064298
suggest me something from the tank bundle, either i'm horrible or anub'arak doesnt do anything
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I remember why i stopped playing with vg players, you are all absolute garbage players who tilt out almost instantly.

the only reason any of you have decent winrates is because you stack, if only they added solo game stats to the statistics page.
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>>175064458
Honestly, it feels pretty good to be in masters.

ONLY because you can almost play whatever you want without being flamed. Just as long as you know what you're doing.
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>>175064492
Anub is a mage counter (e.g. spells).
If you want physical, you want Arthas.
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>>175064492
Anything with a stun (or CC):
Varian
Dehaka
Rexxar
Diablo
Stitches
Muradin
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>>175064530
>winrates
Nobody gives a fuck about winrates.

>because you stack
Hero League is exclusively single-player.
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genji seems underwhelming, all mobility no damage, no survivability, everything he does gets interrupted, expecting buffs after the honeymoon phase ends and people realize he gets analed by everyone
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is that why vg always falls back to flaming about winrate when their tilted.
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>>175064530
One is not all of us, some of the fags from here are cancer and I'd report them and hope they get banned. And I've done just that, the rest are pretty chill though.
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>>175064492
BY FIRE BE PURGED
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>Newish to the game (Did the AI Battles for shit in other games)
>Playing QP as Lucio on that map where the altars spawn and you have to cap them to do damage to your opponent's core
>Our core has 6 HP, their 2
>Two altars spawn
>We go to the one closest, a team fight starts so me and a Gul'dan go to cap the altar farther away (because we had already begun to lose the teamfight)
>No one there
>Im on one side, Gul'dan is on the other both channeling to cap
>Suddenly enemy Kael'thas coming from their spawn
>Decide to get in front of him and knock him back since he was in range for Living Bomb on me already
>He charges and gets his Flamestrike off on Gul'dan as the altar is firing
>VICTORY

Felt so fucking good bros. Guy lost his fucking mind post game too because they were winning till late in the match
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>>175064761
He's pretty strong in high play, him getting to the backline and using X strike is also pretty strong.

>>175064856
Good luck in ranked whenever you do decide to play.
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>>175064856
Nice story.

Too bad there's no all chat for him to lose his mind on.
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>>175064974
I meant our Gul'dan but I can see why it seemed like the other guy.

It's 6am where I am sorry
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Who should I play if I like balanced melee heroes, and by balanced I mean I can take a decent amount of hits but also deal it
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Remember when Orc Hammer came out and she had the worst voice effects ever devised by human hand so they eventually just gave her her regular voice
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>>175065064
arthas
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Is there any way I can find the battletag of a player through replays somehow.

I remember their name clearly but we were both tired and forgot to add each other.
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What the fuck is with stimpacks
>start out
>apparently have a 30 day stimpack for free
>get another one
>play for a while
>relog
>30 days gone
It's even worse for a friend who had 33 days of stimpacks left and suddenly he was at 3. What the fuck is going on
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>>175058475
I got regular prime evil diablo
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>>175065540
I had this bug too.

>1 month 30 days
>Get a couple more
>1 month 4 days
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Guys is lunara good?
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>>175065540
Same thing happened to me, Its gotta be either display error giving me extra month of stimpack or I lost a month of stimpack after relog.
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>>175065695
Yes!
and cute.
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>>175065643
yeah it was a bug you were only suppose to get a 30 day stimpack not two 30 day ones check the heroes site
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Anybody else know of other filtered emotes in-game? For example "B)" translates to the :cool: emote of whatever hero you're playing. anybody else figure out any others?
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>>175053309
That's bizarre. No, that didn't happen. Report to Blizzard.
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Anon which pack should I go for? I created this excel file for you guys to see how much it costs in total
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>diablo 2 menu music starts playing
hold on, i don't remember this being in
also how do i build arthas
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>>175065965
Tank.
1) Most value for you right now
2) You're missing some key tanks in this tank-heavy meta
3) Also Rag
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Is Cassia any good?
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>>175063264

Team league matchmaking is a little busted because no one plays it. Rank means less there because you can coordinate better.

QM has no real matchmaking because it prioritizes fast queues.

HL is the "premiere" matchmaking mode because it actuaply tries to match you correctly.

We kind of dealt with what we've had because 70+% of people just play QM so ranked is still fleshing out.
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I'll suck your dick if you can tell me how to deal with all these goddamn Genjis.
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>>175066250
Shoot them until they die
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>>175066140

Good if drafted, QM is a coinflip because she's fucked by hard-CC
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>>175066140
>>175066315
She's also fucked by spell damage. Which is the most dominant source of damage in this game.
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CAN YOU FUCKING STORMKEKS STOP ADVERTISING YOUR SHITTING DEAD GAME IN OVERWATCH ALREADY? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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So who's ready for D.Va to be Day 1 Cancer?
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>>175066441
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>>175066441
Can you OWfags stop ruining our game?
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>>175066250
flank and c4
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What is this new "Heroes Mastered"

and how can i work out which ones i have mastered
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>>175066480
Are you mentally ill?
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>>175066539
I'm sorry, I wish I could say I just wanna get the skins and I'll be done but I'm honestly having fun with the supports and specialists package and am gonna save up for either probius or ragnaros
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MAKE WAY FOR DA BAD GUY
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Why is Nova the shittiest of shit tier?

I just bought the ass pack and I was drawn to her for obvious reasons, come to find out she's garbage in meaningful play.

Why?
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>Sacrifice myself to hold off the entire enemy team in a chokepoint and secure the boss for our team, sealing the victory
>EM VEEEE PEEEEE
>This fuck who didn't really do much but didn't die so he's really cool
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>>175066726
Because QM babs complained enough to get her nerfed into oblivion.
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>watch steamer opening chests
>violates laws of value every single time
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>>175066539
US OW DONT WANT THIS SHIT NOBODY IS HAPPY THAT THEY NEED TO PLAY ANOTHER 20 FUCKING GAMES OVER 4 WEEKS AFTER WE ALREADY PLAYED 15 MATCHES IN YOUR SHIT GAME BEFORE.

FUCK CROSS GAME PROMOTIONS. FUCK STORMKEKS. LET ME JUST PLAY ANY OTHER GAME INSTEAD, FUCK YOU BLIZZARD I WILL EVEN PLAY DIABLO 3 BUT NOT THIS RETARDED MOBASHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>>175066769

MVP is almost entirely calculated by KDA. If you die more than someone, you are automatically in second place.
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>>175066808
ranked didn't even exist back when nova was good m8
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>>175066878
But even then, she was still-semi viable up until her rework which made her unviable on every level.
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>>175066828

why u hef to be mad???
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>>175066726
she was pretty bad but still playable around 2 years ago, they started fucking with gathering power because of endless whining on blizzo forums and reddit shitters and she's been trash ever since
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>>175066769
>be tank
>whole team is fleeing
>defend the rear
>squishy with 10% HP thinks I initiate, turns around for a useless skill and dies
every fucking game.
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Friendly reminder that stupid frogposters like >>175066828 are basically webm related.
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Is the Tass Announcer good or should I reroll this?
I already have my boy Anub's announcer.
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>>175066828
>overtards this angry over video games
fuck off retard
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>>175066441
i mean hots has more games play per month the overdead.
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>>175066973
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>>175067012
anub announcer doesn't even sound like him though
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>>175066973
>vs. AI
>you will eventually get this guy in a regular QM match
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>>175066973
How can someone be this stupid? Is it a bot?
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>desert queen zagara STILL doesn't have unique voice
Why is this a legendary skin again? I should have rerolled my veteran loot bag instead of going with this garbage
Still cute though
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>>175067498
>people play this game with sound on
That's just odd to me.
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>>175066642
answering own question for anyone else who's bothered.

Mastered heroes = lvl16+
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Reminder that gall is just cho's D.Va
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Is it possible to fall in love with a virtual character, /hotsg/?
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>>175067498
in this case she's a legendary skin for waifufags

cause they will pay more for a human/animal hybrid.
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>>175067498
"Legendary" now seems to encompass heavy reskins instead of actually unique heroes with new voiceovers and animations.
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>decide to install this shit show
>get the bundle with Zul'jin and Varian
>literally never lose a game with either one in QM
God damn and here I thought LeL and Dotard2 had some shit balancing.
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>>175066212
isn't team league the mode blizz tries to push though?

I probably won't be touching ranked for a while anyway, it's gonna take a while for me to learn all 200+ heroes, what lanes they go in, what their counters are, what abilites/builds they're gonna have and shit.
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>>175067687

Can we get a harpy skin?

We could call it Sylvanas Roadrunner.
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>>175067312
Quick Match match
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>>175067665
not with that one
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>>175067447
Nope. Not as far as I could tell.

>>175067312
You mean
>you will eventually get this guy in your QP and comp games
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>>175061545
you will never understand the absolute rage i feel towards Riot, for talking about Magma Chambers, then not doing it, THEN releasing a shitty 1v1/2v2 (takes maybe....5 mins to do a single match on the map) smaller magma chamber but instead releasing it only for a small tourment.

I am still turbomad.
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>>175067840
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Forgive me for a being a retard i dont really play this game but did they just fucking UP the requirements to run this game instead of optimizing the shitty game client?
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>>175067647
Nag, gall is the higher brain

That's why in the stats they're listed as "Cho'gall" & "Gall"
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>>175066973
>2 people just walking in circles while one guy just tries to solo a turret

even if you've never played a MOBA before this seems really easy to not fuck up this bad
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>>175067803
Zul'Jin is perfectly balanced. You're playing against other lv 1 shitters, so of course a braindead AA hero does well.

Varian is the only potential problem, really.
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>>175067803
Varian is UP, you're just playing vs mouthbreathers. Zul'jin is not that powerful as well.
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>>175062583
Wait, what happened to Dominion?
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>>175067665
Yes, I love Kerrigan very much. I crafted her cheerleader skin the moment I could.
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>>175067880
welcome to modern games
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Hana
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what bundle should i pick guys? i havent played in like a year or more
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>>175067803

Those two are just hyper aghressive manly men and shit players can't deal. Also keep in mind QM is flooded with noobies right now, so don't feel too great aboht your stompings.
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>>175068039
I can run overwatch no problem but this game runs like fucking ass and im really not about to fucking reinstall this shit if they havent fixed the issues with it
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>>175068082
also i only selected the heroes i didnt own from looking at the bundle package

i have heroes like brightwing for example
>>
It's like the game is finally out of beta.
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>>175068143
Just so you know, you have to set your game executable compatibility to something like XP for some computers.

VERY long time issue but that fixes things for many players, including myself. Experiment with the compatibility.
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How long does it take to get enough gold for a hero? I really wanna try Genji and Rag
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Could someone please tell me how long will the current showcased items get... showcased? The white wolf, the unicorn etc. I tried to look over the HotS official website but it's bloated as fuck and hard to navigate.
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>No vs AI option past week 2
Well there goes any interest I had playing after this week, my computer is too weak to play any real matches but atleast in vs AI I didn't have to worry about losing as much since team mates could just win the game on their own. Hope Blizz changes that.
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>>175068376
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20695741/weekly-collection-update-april-25-may-2-2017-4-25-2017
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>>175068376

Usually a week.
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On first veteran chest.
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It's like they took the worst OW map and made the worst hots map now
And it's intended that i'm getting hanamura every other game, right?
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>>175068445
>No vs AI option past week 2
????

Every challenge is doable with AI games. Where does it say you can't?
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>>175068561
there's only 6 maps in rotation
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>>175068561
New maps are typically increased in frequency to get everyone accustomed to them.
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>>175067987
>varian
>up
>literally the strongest tank right now
ok bronze buddy
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>>175068597
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/
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>>175068497
vet chests have 1 leg guaranteed, epics have 1 epic guaranteed
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>>175052989
Not really. That'd work in Awesomenauts though, that game's item system is pretty similar to this game's talents at surface level.
In this game it's more about comparing talents against each other in the same tier and seeing which would actually make you more effective. Some of the damage upgrades are fucking terrible in this game so you have to look at the numbers. Some upgrades are just straight-up bad but are designed as crutches for worse players Also keep in mind which what ulti-specific upgrades you have at 20 and see if there's any synergy between tiers, but that's kind of secondary priority.
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>featured skin "sales" not just mean you can buy them (at full price) with real money instead of having to craft them
Sneaky Blizzard
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>>175067926
So...Gall is cho's D.va
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>>175068497
The highlight chest from 45 epics. Overall good drops. Got all the best girl Tyrande skins, the badass Valla skins and 6 announcers among other things. 1k shards in the bank and 2 months xp boost. HotS is looking fresh. (Did anyone notice the bugged loadouts?)
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>johanna shit in box
>reroll
>murky shit
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>>175050890
And he's a priest.
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>>175068463
>>175068489
Thanks, so I still have a week to decide myself for those, right? So until May 3rd. I'm asking since it's not specifically noted in the article linked. Sorry for being dumb.
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>go load up hots after having taken a break during the whole 2.0 beta thing
>try to play vikings
>they have this massive ass delay going on when switching between them now
what the fuck IS THIS? what did they break THIS time??
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Looks like I need to learn how to Tyrande now.
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>>175069224
Vikings have always had an input delay.
That said, their servers have been fucking up since the launch.
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>open the 5 common chests I got for logging in
>reroll 3 of them
>got 2 legendaries
This is a pretty decent start, except for the fact one of them was some shitty mount and other one was a hero I already had
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>>175069354
got that skin too but i dont even own her
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Anyone got those hero specific loot chests yet? Are they seperated from the rest of your chests? What rarity?
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>>175069354
>not having her in your top 3 most played heroes
Pleb.
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>>175069354
tyrande is fucking easy what is there to learn?
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>>175069403
i mean yeah they have
but previously using the number + spacebar thing would switch right away instead of having this MASSIVE delay going on
it definitely wasn't like this before
just because double tapping a number is the most popular way to switch between them they shouldn't break all other ways like this
>>
>tracer only brawl for a whole week
Why

Brawls are fun because you are forced to play heroes you wouldn't normally
>>
>>175069410
>open box
>oh boy an epic
>it's just a shitty mount recolor

>oh baby a legendary
>it's a fucking ghost speeder
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>>175053701
HOLY SHIT THIS SEMEN DEMON
WHO DAT
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>>175069354
sweet Elune hold me
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>Enemy team doing a 5 man roaming gank
>Our team never groups up, they're always running around sucking each other off
>End up with a huge level disadvantage
>I die the most cause I was the tank
>uninstall pls
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>>175069530
>having a computer from 2003
Pleb.
>>
Why are some heroes legendary and some only epic?
>>
holy shit guldan is garbage
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So Abathur is really the only hero I want to learn and git gud at, aside from maybe TLV.

How exactly do you play him effectively?
Burrow to empty lanes for soak, always Q something, mine whenever your stacks aren't recharging?

What talents are best on him?
>>
>>175070251
you're just shit, hes one of the best ranged assassins in the game

fuck you

im mad
>>
why are you niggers crying about genji when they're the worst players in the game all the time
>>
>>175069963
And how exactly did you deduce this sherlock? (You are wrong)
>>
>>175070348
shit damage, no cc, no mobility
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>>175070363
because he was the only assassin on my team and acted like a retard
fuck QM
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>>175070403
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit damage

this is b8
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>>175069530
what do senpai
Birds or something else
>>
>>175070470
he's auto-lose tier trash, no this is not bait
>>
>>175069759
>teammates getting ganked
>tank keeps feeding trying to fight a 5-man instead of soaking to get a level advantage
>tank's feeding ends up giving the enemy team a level advantage instead
>omg team y u no group
You are a shitter.

THE ANSWER TO FEEDING IS TO STOP FEEDING.

AVOID GANKS

GO SOAK

NOT THAT HARD

>b-but muh objectives
You gave up your right to the next objective or two already. Shut the fuck up and soak.
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>>175070374
>I-I only play on the lowest settings because the graphics d-distract me!

Holy shit end yourself.
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>Q
>Shurikens not Fan of Blades

This trigggers my autism.
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>>175070251
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:)
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Why are there no fucking parties for the nexus challenge in AI?
There were in the last two challenges, yet nobody here is doing it.
What the fuck happened?
>>
What do people mean by "soaking XP"?
>>
reminder to report genji picking subhuman shitters
>>
>>175070798
Go kill creepwaves or just be nearby when they die
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>>175070483
Birds is a meme build but it's fun. If you want to win practice the lunar flare and don't miss too much. I haven't played in months so I'm not sure how she stands in the meta atm.
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>>175070798
Stand near enemy minions as they die so you get xp
>>
>play diablo
>have the highest team damage
is this normal
>>
>>175070798
being around creep waves when they die to get the xp from them, if they die to your minions/towers your team doesn't get xp

should I keep a few vet chests for the future or open them all in one go?
>>
>>175070584
Again I'm asking, how are you deducing the low graphics. AA is not applied in that char screen no matter your settings. But I'm sure you would know that sherlock.
>>
What is the order of portrait border colors?
Is yellow/gold the last one?
>>
>>175070251
>>175070403
>shit damage
Doing it wrong.
>no cc
He shits out too much damage to be allowed to have cc
>no mobility
Doing it wrong.

What I'm guessing is that you can't land any of his skillshots so you can't finish the quests, so you do shit damage even after you hit lv 20 because the best you can do is suckle on a minion with the life drain. And then you pick Rain of Destruction because you don't understand that Fear is one of the best teamfight ults in the game and then get mad that your self-root gets you killed more often than not.

GIT
GUD
SON
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>>175050756
"Traps are gay."
>>
The skin tier stuff makes no sense now
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I like Stitches
Stitches good
Good at killing the Darkshire. And good at killing the Nexus!
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>>175071717
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>>175051161
>tank meta

the game is heavily centered on dive meta at the moment, and instantly blowing up someone every fight

>>175051386
OW has one of the lowest TTKs out there. OW is one of the only arena shooters where multiple characters can get a lucky instant kill from across the map or behind walls or with one button every few seconds. Other games of the same genre (older arena shooters, Quake Champions, Paladins) actually require you to fight your opponent for a few seconds and genuinely outplay them.
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>Characters no longer interacts with each other at the start of a match
Is this a bug or did blizzard remove that feature?

Because I hate it
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>My friends always shit on HOTS saying it takes the least mechanical skill to get high ranks in
>They only play bots when they decide to play it
I don't quite get it.
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>>175071778
lol
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>mfw post 2.0 valeera tries to gank me now
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>the asshurt stormfags get whenever a based ow character is added
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>>175072036
I still wish it was a different OW hero.
I dislike D.Va very much as a person. Zenyatta woulda been neat.
>Put orbs on people
>Orbs stay with them across the map
>Only way to remove the damage debuff or healing orbs is for him do switch them or for him to be killed
>Has strong autos but very low health
>Ults are OW ult and some crazy monk dodging for I-frames.
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>>175071169
>just positioning bro
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>>175072214
malf already has his ult m8
>>
>>175072036
>filename
two bad opinions in one post

5 characters later and they still haven't added the best overwatch character zenyatta
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>>175048901
>i had a Li Ming that disconnected and connected all match to throw the game
t-thanks Blizzard
>>
>play hero once in qm
>lose
>come to /vg/ to say thst they are shit
>turns out the hero is fine and you are shit

Now that we know how every single one of these posts is goong to end up, can we just stop now?
>>
>>175072278
True, except his make shim invulnerable. Maybe lessen the healing and add cc immunity to teammates in it or something of that nature.
>>
>>175072214
D.va is a terrible character but she's one of my most played heroes in OW due to how fun it is to play her. I'm very conflicted.

>>175072306
*great opinions

Also, I'm not exactly an expert in HotS but I think someone already has Zenyatta's EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY thing in it
>>
holy shit gazlowe is garbage
>>
How do I choose a bundle and buy heroes? The shop seems to have comepletely disapeared?
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QUICK! I'm back to the game after not playing for over a year whats the top 5 best wave clearing heroes!
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>Keeps giving me thrall skins
I guess I am playing thrall now
>>
>>175072446
xul, leoric
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>my team has an abathur
>it's a complete 4v5
>enemy team has an abathur
>he's always with some fucking butcher or genji or illidan and they assrape you for the entirety of the game
T-thanks blizzard
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>>175072446
your mom
>>
This is a reminder to be happy with what you get :3
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>>175071959

>othergamefag friend say this game is casual garbage
>their account has 500 games and they are <2kmmr in othergame

?????
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>Genji's dash outruns Butcher's E
>>
>got to a scurity services collegel because i want to be like my heroes, the cool animu ninjas and shit
>my final martial arts exam was literally today, the same day fucking loot boxes come out
>tfw if i don't make it all lootbox openings will be ruined for me
>out of 25 questions 5 of them literally nobody wanted to pull because they were horrible
>guess what i got
>barely pass the exam
>come home not too happy that i only passed barely because i will never be a cool ninja now, there is no such thing as a ninja with D in martial arts class
>tfw people wonder why i type this here in hotsg.. it's because i have no friends to talk with
I hope i at least get some cool legos ;_;
>>
>Tfw you don't want to spend gold on heroes anymore because you'd rather reroll every chest as much as you can

>>175072442
Collection -> Featured
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>>175072557

I did that all it shows is genji.
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>>175048901
Which bundle do I get? I'm thinking Assassin bundle just because of all the Starcraft/Overwatch characters I like, haven't played WoW or Diablo. Will this hurt me in the long run? I'm a filthy casual when it comes to mobas so I don't plan on playing competitive or getting serious with the game. Basically I'm playing for Kerrigan, Nova, and Tracer, and some other Starcraft characters, but I like how the bundle comes with that cute Diablo assassin and a few of the hotter elves from Wow that I recognize from trailers/advertisements/game boxes/porn.
>>
>>175072738
Well assassins are the most popular, so you might have longer queue times.
However, just go with what you want. Each bundle comes with plenty of usable characters.
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>>175072738
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>>175072493
>Aba v Aba mirror match
>everyone on both teams play well, in the end my team loses because our comp was a little worse
>the other Ab whispers me and tells me I'm shit at the game and should uninstall
>>
why are there bum 'haha first time' abathurs in 90% of qm

all the new shit that's out and ppl want to autist on one of the most garbaggio characters in the game
>>
>>175072524
the cooldown on that thing is way too low but thats not even the most op part of his kit
Dragonblade is so strong at level 10 and doesnt really ever fall off, fuckin 300 a slash at level 10 when people have 2k hp tops and it can slash a shitton of times and lasts 8 seconds...
>>
Wait do new heroes become cheaper as time goes on? I saw someone say Genji will be 10k instead of 15k in two weeks.

Is that what makes the difference between epic and legendary heroes from boxes, how new they are?
>>
>>175072852
Because he's in 2 bundles and design wise he is one of the more interesting characters in this game
>>
>>175072446

Heroes with wave clear and can clear in under 5 seconds

>Xul
>Kael'thas
>Nazeebo
>Gul'dan
>Azmodan
>Johanna
>Dehaka
>Leoric
>Ragnaros
>Jaina
>>
>>175072557
>>175072643

Ok I just relogged and it is fine.
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>>175072832
he should have said you had poor essence
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>>175072916
fresh heroes drop from 15k to 10k after about 2 weeks
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>>175072852
Amusement. Organism frustration palpable. Acquire skill Terran.
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>>175072446
>>
>there is someone in this thread right now who rerolled on desert queen zagara
>you are sharing this thread with a homosexual RIGHT NOW
>>
>>175072446
dehaka is neato
so is cassia with the right talents
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>>175073172
>playing specialists
>>
Pretty happy with my pulls, got a lot of stuff I wanted, banked 2.6k shards
I'm gonna hold on to two vet boxes for a few weeks
10k gold left I'll probably end up buying Cassia

Some notable pulls (skins only, x# denotes multiple tints):

Herald of N'zoth x2 Alarak
Love Bug x2 Anub'arak
Purifier, Scarlet Daelaam Artanis
Death God Arthas
Sakura Auriel
Butcherlisk x2
Toxic Prime Evil Diablo
Buccaneer Falstad (base tint, best tint)
Centurion, Scarlet Johanna
Primal Tiger, Eternal Dragon Kharazim
Hunter Space Lord, 2x Vrykul Leoric
Striker, Star Princess 2x, Indigo Li-Ming
Pajama Party, Heroic Sequal TLV
Mega Love Doctor, Hunter First Lt. (samus) Morales
Funny Bunny, Grunty Murky
Novazon Nova
Urban Commander, Stars and Stripes Raynor
Ranger-General Sylvanas
Mecha-Tassadar
Hellhammer Thrall
Hyper Turbo Tracer (3rd master tint)
Prisoner Tychus
Eagle Eye x2, Blood Elf Tyrande
Deputry Valla (pink tint, I'll take it)
Cyberdemon, Thunder Guard, Master x2 Zarya
Zerg Hunter Zeratul
Emberlord Zul'Jin
>>
>>175073172

I already own her though.
>>
>tfw not intelligent enough to play Medivh
>>
>>175072916
new heroes have increased gold price for a few weeks to encourage the good goyim to spend actual money on them
>>
>>175073085
let this clear up any doubts that this place is an iFunny colony
>>
>>175073172
that skin is shit anyways mate. now Overqueen Zagara on the other hand, that's the good shit
>>
>>175073172
I would have liked the skin more if she didn't sound like a chain smoker and sand gurgler
>>
How long will the bundles be available? Forever?
>>
How do I get friends so I can get the D.va skin and lootboxes?

Does anybody want to be my friend? If I join the /vg/ chat will you be my friends?
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Portrait frame colors based on lvl:

0-99 - Light Blue
100-199 - Green
200-299 - Blue
300-399 - Purple
400-499 - Red
500-599 - Yellow
600-699 - Green again, but with one gem
700-799 - Blue again, but with one gem

And so on...

Basically, after lvl 100 it's just 5 colors in order used in every Blizzard game (the rarity colors) and whenever you get from yellow to green again it adds another gem
>>
>>175073172
>there are people who play a tier 4 character in this thread right now
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Man your life must suck
>>
>>175071117
Autist faggot
>>
Does saving boxes to try and open stuff with D.va in it when she releases work, or is this like OW where the contents of the box are generated once you obtain it.
>>
does anything i the store cost 1000 shards ?
>>
>>175073245
>not playing our best boy medivh
>>
>>175073606
It's like Overwatch. The real question is, if you don't even log into your account between now and when D.Va launches, would your veteran loot chests count as being awarded on the date of 2.0, or on the date you first log in?
>>
>>175073814
Legendary Skins and Announcers are 1,600 Shards.
>>
>>175073893
You'd miss the megabundles though, so I don't think that's a good idea unless you already own all the heroes.
>>
>>175073606
>>175073893
waiting is always bad - blizzard always finds ways to punish you for waiting, or make it not worth while. Just loot them
>>
Just started playing this because of the 2.0 thing. What the actual fuck is up with Ragnaros' model?
>>
What bundle to buy?
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>>175074038
thats what they get for trying to outjew the jew
>>
>>175073172
I rerolled a leoric legendary even if I don't have it
>>
>>175073606
they are generated when you open them, you can wait but they could always fuck you in the ass by putting the new shit in other boxes
>>
>It's a murky dies trying to take camps early peisode
>it's a team refuses to soak episode
>It's a nova thinks she's invisible then cries Genji OP when he kills her episode
>>
Kinda unsure which hero to get, considering i got a buttload of crystals with 2.0.
Is Genji worth buying?
What about Murky, Abathur, Morales, Malfurion, Zul'Jin or Kerrigan?
>>
>>175074090
you mean ragnaros or lil ragnaros? the latter is just a shitty meme skin
>>
WHAT BUNDLE IS THE MOST META-RELEVANT?
>>
>>175074093
the one you are missing most of the heroes - it tells you which heroes you have when u select them
>>
is there a chart that tells you the new colors of levels? like 100s = green, 200s = cyan, etc. shit's confusing, why did blizz have to chop off the hundreds place
>>
>>175074387
I have like 4 heroes
>>
>>175074478
Pick the one with most heroes you're interested in.
>>
>>175074471
Or why didn't they just make it intuitive colors or shapes.
>>
>>175074521
I haven't played most characters in the game though
>>
>>175074381
Support.
>>
>>175074310
tfw genji is pretty op if you dont suck at him
>>
>>175074381
tank if you are a cool person like me, assassin if you are a little bitch and support if you are a cuck
>>
>>175074768
He's like illidan but worse stop being a shitter
>>
NEW

>>175074945

>>175074945

>>175074945
>>
>>175074664
Interested in as in what Blizzard characters do you like.
>>
I opened 41 ebin chests and 4 veteran chests and i rate the result a C, not bad, could be better
>>
>>175073428

May 22
>>
>>175072541
Cs get degrees anon, you still made it
>>
>>175063237

WTF?
>>
>>175065064

Butcher, Sonya, Artanis, and situationally a bunch of others.

How adaptable are you about it? Would you be willing to wait till end game to be a murky melee monster? Does Samuro's shadow cloning shenanigans count in your opinion? Is the enemy all melee and physical damage for Arthas to fuck with?
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>>175066828

So just play your games then.

There are surely HotS players who would rather get more HotS rewards than OW skins.

The rewards are cosmetics and were only made to reward players of both games and to reward trying their games.

If you don't want to do it then don't. Don't cry, you don't need police girl D.Va. There wouldn't be a skin if blizz didn't want yo promote their games. It's just a skin for an already good looking character.
>>
>>175067803
>have moba experience but matched against noobs
>play straight forward characters against people who don't know shit
>seems easy

Congrats, I guess.
>>
>>175073172
>not realising your the homosex for not buying it when it came out

redhead best tint
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>>175073454
>their are people so shit they only play top teir characters.
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Anyone interested in playing on EU with me? I'm new (but I'm not terrible I think)
>>
>>175083349
can't you go hate women somewhere else?
>>
>>175073172
>tfw you got two desert queen skins in the same box
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