/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

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>>174875390
This image makes it look like Hinata is hokage and in a polyamorous relationship with Ino and Naruto because she has an aryan fetish.

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Starting off this thread right

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>>174875493
That sounds awesome

>>174875493
New dream scenario, cheers boss.

>>174875493
How would Naruto feel about Hinata being hokage instead of him? Is he okay be stay at home dad?

>>174876832
I think after a hard day at work, Hinata would ride him until it hurts to walk and he is too drained to even think about being hokage

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>9

>>174877549
So why does Hinata keep Ino around? Just for some variety?

>>174879512
Because her sexual appetite is so vast that one man alone can never sate her, and she loves rubbing her freshly used cunt against Ino's.

The kids were born from the same load.

>>174875365
I just watched the 3 episodes of Boruto: NNG, it looks really interesting and I fucking loved the new Lee. Also, I think Inojin's seiyuu is Touma Kamijou's which brought me a smile.

Kinda related, any thoughts on Teen Boruto's voice?
It sounded to me like Kid Obito & Kakashi's, not their original one but the one that Pierrot gave them around Ch. 340 or so.
I honestly strongly dislike it, they also gave it to different minor characters in different fillers for the series and it slowly started to feel cheap, generic, I don't know how to express it.. so unfitting of a main character.

>>174883239
Never gets old

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>>174882715
I actually haven't listened to the voice. I'm used to watching it muted now because of naruto's woman voice.

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>10

>>174888763
Did Deidara ever acknowledge that his retarded partner was the worst person to ever live after pinkshit

>>174891030
Didn't he die before much else happened?

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>>174891030
delet this

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>>174875507

>10

>tfw naruto cucks both your parents with each other

Do people even still play this game?

>>174899562
What are you even trying to say here?

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>>174875365
I've got something for you TL Anon
1/3

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>>174902561
2/3

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>>174902735
wtf is wrong with the thumbnail?
3/3

>>174902918
Sometimes 4chan switches thumbnails.

>>174882715
He sounds like less of a pansy than Naruto did, and that's good enough for me.

Nope, not even close.

>>174905751
?

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God bless Ikemoto for gracing us with such THICC-ness

>>174908413
I don't see any thicc in that image

>>174908919
You're not looking close enough.
Seriously, her ass is jutting out like 4 inches and her thighs are the size of her head.

>>174909080
>thighs the size of her head
You mean like most IRL women who aren't bullshit anime Clamp characters?

But actually, I find the fact that she's showing so much skin and is in such a sexualized pose to be in poor taste considering she's 12. Kishimoto did a much better job with young girls like sakura. They seemed much more age appropriate and less sexualized which was nice because it's so common to see that kind of inappropriate and indiscriminate oversexualization in anime and manga so you get tired of it.

>>174909080
>>174909906
Just decided to look it up for shits and giggles. Average adult female head circumference is 22 inches and female thigh circumference for a thin 5ft 5 woman would be around 22 inches as well. Most women would probably have slightly wider thighs than heads unless they're very thin or short. I just measured for fun, and both my thighs and head are almost exactly 22 inches in diameter. Interesting how human proportions work.

Of course for a prepubescent girl around 12 years old I would imagine her head would be larger than her thighs for sure. Kids have proportionally larger heads than adults which their bodies grow into and kids don't store as much body fat to begin with, then puberty doesn't make you start storing fat in sexually dimporphic ways until later.

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>>174911726
I fucking hate you people.

>>174912227
Why?

>>174908413
new chapter when?

>>174875493
That pic looks like what Kishi wanted to do only wasnt allowed to go through with.

>>174908280
At guessing what chapters I skipped.

>>174914808
May 2nd, probably.

>>174918490
>may 2nd
for what purpose?

>>174915561
He did the next best thing I guess. Salad looks nothing like sakura and Bort looks nothing like Hinata. Bort even has the same chakra natures as sasuke.

>>174919303
>>174919303
No, Salad has the same chakra natures as Sasuke. Bort has wind, water, and lightning

>>174919640
There's a difference between knowing a Release and having an Affinity for it. Just because Boruto can use Wind, Lighting and Water doesn't mean he has an Affinity for all three.

>>174920534
>Just because Boruto can use Wind, Lighting and Water doesn't mean he has an Affinity for all three
Except he never trained for any of it, so he does have an affinity for all 3.

>>174921227
You mean we've never seen him train. The manga takes place after the Academy, and we've only see him use his Shadow Clones in the anime.

>>174921227
Also you still need to train with a Release you have an Affinity with. Naruto couldn't infuse his Rasengan with Wind Release from day one. It just means he has an easier time using Wind Release and his Wind Release techs are stronger than someone who doesn't have Wind Release Affinity.

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>>174923810
>You mean we've never seen him train
He said he didn't. He didn't train to make the shadow clones so why would he be training to master wind, lightning, and recently water?

And even if he trained a little, it still means he has a natural affinity for those elements since it normally takes years to master just one, let alone 3.

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>9

>>174918490
I think it will come out this week

>>174925352
Boruto's a genius, to set him apart from his fuckup dad.

>>174925352
Because he hasn't mastered them? Just being able to use them doesn't mean he's mastered them.

>>174933787
Semantics. He didn't train, or if he did, he barely did, therefore they're affinities. All three of them.

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>>174875365
MitsuBoru episode when?

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>>174935145
never

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>>174935478
> Itachi
> Not Rock Lee
Shit taste famalam

>>174935097
You literally have no proof backing your claim of him not training. There are clear distinctions within the series of being able to use something like Fire Release and mastering it like Hiruzen did.

Kakashi does not have an Affinity for every elemental release, and can still use each one.

If there's no training shown, it'll be handwaved away, as >>174930594 said, as 'well he's just a genius and so doesn't have to train he just knows everything lmao'.

If he had an Affinity for all three, he would have an as-yet-unseen Kekkei Tota.

>>174937062
What is wrong with these people

>>174937062
>ShotaNart and Bort
Now we're talking

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>>174908413
How THICC do tou think she'll be when fully grown up?

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>>174891130
And when he was brought back, Kabuto didn't really explained the whole situation to him, or that's what it seemed like.

>>174919212
To keep with the shitty monthly format they decided to go with..?

>>174936619
Not that Anon but
>If he had an Affinity for all three, he would have an as-yet-unseen Kekkei Tota.
Basically means that it's unexplored territory.

Boruto is the son of a Jinchuuriki that had a part of Shukaku, Isobu and Gyuki inside him, so what are the chances that Boruto inherited from said fragments, his natures?
Would it be absolutely impossible?
Would inheriting those natures from Naruto, make easier for Boruto to handle them (thus, having an affinity)?

>>174947537
I'd say about that thicc.
I wish E were still here.

>>174948526
Are you implying that Gyuki is even remotely related to lightning nature

>>174935673
Best gaara pairing is gaara and hinata. But I'll give you gaara and Lee as best homo gaara pairing.

>>174949004
I'm implying that he may be, yes. No other tailed beast seems to be, after all.

>>174953974
That's because they aren't. We already saw what they all do, and Gyuki has his ink shit

>>174956051
It's a being made of chakra. Everything it does is chakra related

>>174954904
Gyuki always felt a bid octopus/squid-y so I'd say the ink is a natural trait, not a chakra-related ability.

>>174956206
What nature would ink belong to?
That's kind-of my point, Gyuki surely has some nature affinity and, for example, Water and Lightning could be it.

Anyways, this is nothing but speculation since Gyuki looks to me like the most possible candidate for a lightning affinity based on the abilties they used or gave the vibe for.

To summarize, it was a possibility and absolutely not the point of the whole sentence which was to bring up the idea that maybe Boruto could have inherited his affinity to Wind, Lightning and Water from the tailed beast fragments that Naruto had ever since the fourth great shinobi war.

>>174956732
It doesn't have to be a certain nature, Sai's jutsu aren't a particular nature either

Regardless, I think the whole thing is a stretch. Sasuke had affinity for both fire and lightning, so what's one more? It's not a big deal

>>174941546
>wrong
*right

>>174956732
> Gyuki surely has some nature affinity
There is literally nothing showing, or even alluding to, this.

> Sasuke had affinity for both fire and lightning, so what's one more?
Sasuke is a demigod and the reincation of Ninja Jesus 2. It's incredibly rare to have an affinity for more than one Release.

On that topic, what would Sasuke's Chakra-receptive Paper have done? Crinkle, then turn into ash?

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Illegitimate child character when?

>>174959587
I imagine one affinity is likely primary. It's not like he had an advanced nature

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>>174963856
This Hinata Aryan fetish seems to have some merit

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>9

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>>174967047
That isn't a fetish, just good taste.

Some good NaruHina fluffyness here
nothing lewd though.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=62514023

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>>174979008
Lorda'mighty, I need much, much more art of her in this outfit

>>174981094
My peepee feels funny

http://comicbook.com/anime/amp/2017/04/25/naruto-is-it-still-cool-to-hate-sakura-haruno-/

Does Pinkshitfag run the media? Can someone give me a quick rundown?

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>>174984604
Fuck off

>>174985148
I wish I could channel my autism into almost acceptable art

>Nart Vs Pain fight
>He's down and pinned with black chakra rods
>a wild Hina appears!
>Confesses her wetness for Nart
>Gets K-O'd by Pain
>Nart goes beserk
One major change though
>Hina doesn't survive
>Injuries too bad, too much blood lost
>Sakura trying desperatley to save her
>Last words are a whisper
>"......tell......Naruto-kun.......I......"
>Hina ded
>Everyone totally bummed out

Then a little later
>Nart suppresses 9tails rage thanks to his inner dad-ghost
>Beats pain with rasengan
>Uses sage mode
>Hina ded
>Oh Noes
>Breaks down in anger and tears
>He is hotmad
>Located Nagato and konan
>No talking this time
>Destroys them in dark rage
>Nart returns to village
>no celebrations
>no joy
>time to carry on

Then I guess Nart becomes a bigger edgelord than Sasuke and ends up killing every enemy in a brutal and gory fashion, all in his ever-maddening attempts to find a way to edo-tensei Hina back.
Or something.

>>174988534
Now Naruto truly is the coolest guy.

>>174992992
>vomitchan

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>>174992634
>>174990979
moar Mitsuki pls

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>>174994760

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>10

>>174996946
as if this would happen.
If sauce wanted her, he'd have her.
Kiba would be taking a dirt nap whilst they get hot 'n sweaty in his bed

>>174996631
where did you find these?

>>174994790
>>174996631
cute
moar pls, MitsuBoru is addicting af

>>174936619
>If he had an Affinity for all three, he would have an as-yet-unseen Kekkei Tota
That's not what it means at all but whatever.

>>175001407
Yeah I don't think this guy knows the difference between normal chakra natures and kekkei genkai.

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Do you think Hinata still has a hymen?

>>175004001
A-are you retarded?

>>175004001
Pushing two kids out your vagina and having a hymen are very mutually exclusive things, anon. You definitely might be retarded.

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>>175005290
my bad,
I meant to say did she have one on her wedding night?
>Am definitely retarded

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>>174875365
I think Orochimaru's evil autism may have been passed through to Mitsuki

>>175005852
Most kunoichi are shown doing some pretty intense physical moves and undergoing physical training in said martial art forms and acrobatics since childhood. I think it's safe to assume a good number of kunoichi would have at least some tearing in the hyman from the strenuous acrobatic activity alone.

>>175009712
She also may have broken it being tossed around like a rag doll against Pain if it lasted that long

The Boruto anime is pretty boring so far, is it all going to be academy shit dealing with problems that don't even matter in universe?

>>175009961
Actually the non-penetrative physical activities most likely to result in damage to the hymen are activities where the groin area is put under intense stretching or the legs are forced apart in opposite directions, such as splits in gymnastics, kicks in martial arts, and horseback riding.

I don't know of any evidence or claims of general trauma that was particularly bad enough causing hymen tearing. Probably because I don't look this shit up and IRL people who go through that and their doctors are probably not very worried about hymens at the time, and even afterwards, seeing as how that kind of blunt force trauma (not to mention the impalement) in the real world would either kill people instantly or cripple them for life. Fun fact: artist frida khalo was impaled through the pelvis and out the vagina by a pole in a bus accident. The uterine scarring may have been what caused her infertility, making it impossible for her to carry a pregnancy to term.

But in my uneducated opinion I imagine sufficiently bad blunt force trauma to the groin area might tear the hymen. But it's more likely that Hinata would have torn her hymen in the years of intense martial arts training and combat, seeing as how she is always shown using a lot of taijutsu.

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>10

>>175004001
She probably used her Byakugan to study Naruto's dick, made an exact replica of it, and fucked herself senseless with it.

>>175019336
How would you make an exact replica of it? Did she just practice and become a good sculptor?

>>175020612
Hours and hours of gentle fist-enhanced claywork, yes. All for an imitation of that sweet uzumaki dick.

>>175012614
To begin with, yeah

>>174984604
Pinkshitfag would never admit that Sakura is hated outside of this general. The sobriety of the article is the first thing that struck me.

>>175023774
I don't even hate Sakura, just Pinkshitfag. He's single-handedly tanked this thread more than R20, the oc donut steel artists and sasukeposter combined.

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>10

Nope, still not close. Hint: It's during Part II.

When will Boruto and Salad realize that their respective role models are shitty people?

>>175029632
>This sucks
>I wish this guy was Naruto-sama
>My feet hurt
>When's mom getting off work? The weapon shop's not that busy

What was /a/'s reaction when 700 was released? Is it included in the Hall of Anal Devastation?

>>175032714
First time they try anal.

>10

>>175034993
?

>>175032714
Naruto isn't that shitty

>>175045524
> called the worst terrorist in ninja history the 'coolest guy'
> the man who killed his parents
> the man who corrupted Sarada's father
> the man who turned Sarada's father against his Village
> the man who wanted to remove the very concept of free will from the world because his waifu died
> 'isn't that shitty'
I really wouldn't look up to someone who was unironically like "You know, Osama bin Laden was just, like, the coolest guy."

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>>175045940
No one ever said Naruto wasn't a stupid bastard.

>>175045940
He's pretty dumb, that doesnt make him terrible. It makes him cuter

>>175046687
Unironically saying "Terrorists and genocidal maniacs are the coolest guys and I look up to them" doesn't make you cutely dumb. It puts you on a watch list. Unless you're in like Sweden or Germany, I guess.

>>175047003
It would if the genocidal maniac was white.

>>175048317
I don't think saying "I think Hitler is a pretty cool guy, and look up to him" works well outside of /pol/. Hell, saying that in Germany now gets you arrested.

>>175048479
>Hell, saying that in Germany now gets you arrested
And look where it got them. Overrun by filthy Muslims.

>>175026281
I don't really see how the R20 game could "tank" the general. Of anything it's kept the general alive during some very inactive times. It gets maybe a few responses and doesn't cause any problems. Same for the donut steels. Pinkshit literally causes a shitstorm.

>>175049125
That's most of Western Europe though, not just Germany.

>>175049203
> I don't really see how the R20 game could "tank" the general.
Ask the guy who always goes off about how it kills the thread, but never when the summaries are actually being posted.

>>175049239
And most of those countries legally punish Holocaust skeptics.

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Meanwhile, over on /tg/

>>175049314
Even that guy only posts like a few times when he gets triggered, and not many people respond to him. And he doesn't do it nearly as often as pinkshit does.

I wonder why he's so triggered by people playing a fucking game and can't just ignore it if he's not interested like everyone else seems to be able to do?

>>175050095
I don't even know if he's still here, he hasn't commented on how shit donut steels are and how the game is killing the thread for a while

>>175052230
Maybe he realised the general isn't changing for him.

>>175052921
Now if only there was SOMEONE ELSE who would make that connection...

>>175048479
Yes, because censoring speech you disagree with or find offensive to your sensibillities is the right way.

>>175055850
Your post has nothing to do with the original topic.

What is a RtN universe version of /nsunsg/ (/msunsg/ Menma Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General) like?

>>175057798
Everyone loves Sakura and there's one guy staunchly arguing how shit she is, without ever giving reasons why.

>>175057798
Everyone is saying how women feature too little.

>Konohamaru can summon frogs.
>The monkey summoning contract is left to die.

T-Thanks.

>>175060470
Seriously that money guy was pretty cool

>Boruto summons an eldritch horror that nearly kills everyone after one class on summoning
Hiashi wtf man?

Also does anyone have a webm of the summoning?

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>>175065470
heh.
never seen the Batman so freaked out before

>>175065614
Batman's ALSO seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

> the reason Konohamaru can summon the big toad is because he's the grandson of the Third
> not because he trained for days, weeks, or months
> not because Naruto - and the toads - would've had to have judged him worthy and add his name to the scroll
> not because he tried his absolute best in everything he did since Naruto told him there were no short cuts
> no, as usual, a character did something cool because he was related to someone strong
Bet that still burns at Konohamaru. Hearing "Oh he did this amazing thing, it must just be because he's the grandson of the Third"

>>175068472
Riding on people's coattails seems to be a theme here.

> we never do anything stupid, ya know!
> ya know!
> boruto's using Kushina's English verbal tic
10/10

> [the previous] generation was so lively
> Sasuke, Sakura, Shikamaru, Naruto...
> Konohamaru literally thinks becoming an international terrorist and being the apprentice of the man who killed his grandfather is 'being lively'
I really want to see some dark scenes later on where the older generation reminisce about the war. Like Boruto or someone says some off-hand remark, and all the adults just go "Dude. Not cool."

> one rule is to grab the flag
> it's literally ok to kill your classmates to win
Is...is Konoha slowly turning into Kirigakure while it was under Yagura?

> the 'latest security lock' has a non-proprietary, external port that a literal 12-year-old can override in ten seconds with a laptop
You know, I have a feeling we're going to see Konoha invaded a lot more, if this is their security

>>175065046
Why the FUCK does the school even HAVE a Chimera Summoning Scroll? That sort of shit is the stuff that ACTUALLY should be locked away in the Hokage's Scroll of Seals, not the Shadow Clone Jutsu.

> how could Boruto produce that amount chakra to summon that giant snake
Gee whizz Konohamaru, how COULD Boruto, the son of a Jinchuuriki, the son of Ninja Jesus, a boy with fragments of a Tailed Beast floating around inside him, possibly have enough chakra to do that?

He has enough chakra to split it FOUR WAYS and STILL be strong enough to fight coherently and waste the clones without worrying.

>>175068472
Don't people say shit like "Naruto is so great because he's the 4th's son and had a source of infinite chakra implanted inside him"?

>>175070636
They probably do NOW.

Back then, they probably didn't. Or rather, now they'd say "Naruto is so great because he's the son of the Fourth, student of the Sixth, distantly related to the First, Second and Fifth, trained by a Sannin, the reincarnation of the Sage of the Six Path's son, a Jinchuuriki for one Tailed Beast and a pseudo-Jinchuuriki/chat room for the other eight as well, and has directly received the Sage of the Six Paths' chakra"

>>175070890
Or for short, "That Naruto is a power lvling whore and genetic freak."

>>175071102
Naruto would be the guy to minmax his characters, but do it completely by accident without knowing any of the rules, or indeed, what game he was playing.

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I have more cringe from Facebook.

>>175071221
no
he'd be the DM's pet, where the DM tries to hide the fact by being harsh at first

>>175071221
The kagebushin training is absurdly broken, but it is still not as strong as being a jinchuriki or having the right eyehax.

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>>175071375
Why would you even go there

>>175072030
I enjoy finding cringey Naruto content and sharing it with you, the people.

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>>175072101
Jesus, are you the guy who found the baby fox kid Naruto comic?

>>175068850
It's a billion times better than using "Believe it!" for dattebayo/ne/sa

>>175072310
Naburo? Yeah

>>175069983
I don't think it does. I think it's just what came out because Boruto is a godchild.

>>175071414
>Fuck you, DM, he's already stronger than the rest of the army combined, there is no fucking reason to make an npc to confer even more god powers on him and his boyfriend this late in the game.

>>175072453
Something needs to be sealed into a scroll before I can be unsealed.

That clearly was not a normal animal contract scroll, as Boruto didn't need to sign his name. That means, sometime in the past, someone FOUGHT that Chimera-looking thing, sealed it away, and just...left it in a storeroom.

>>175072628
> the entire series is just based on R20's previous game

>>175072797
Next summary when? Did they kill the kid?

>>175074101
After this weekend. We didn't play last weekend for various reasons. They didn't kill Akira. At least not yet. Renya might, I dunno, slash the kids throat in front of Chojuro, just to prove Konoha is still number one or some shit.

>>175069551
Naruto was able to steal that highly guarded scroll when he was even more shit than boruto.

>>175074307
'highly guarded scroll' is a bit rich mate. It was like in the Hokage's spare room, with only the Hokage 'guarding' it.

>>175074247
Arata might completely by accident the dopey prick.

>>175074247
If Renya wants to kill the kid he'll have to get through Waniko first.

>>175074873
Not if she's giving him a piggyback like she said she was

>>175074869
> what the fuck happened
> long story
> basically Arata tripped and put his Kusarigama through the kid's eye socket

>>175074951
The scenario was "in front of chojuro". I'm assuming this would be in his office and I don't think she'd still be carrying him.

>>175075271
> hey gm where am I standing in regards to akira?
> I dunno, why?
> *sweats nervously* no reason
> as a hypothetical, would I be close enough to cut the kid down before anyone could stop me?
> haha just asking for a friend

>>175075401
Waniko might have enough DEX to be quick enough to intercept something?

>>175075792
Not if Renya is standing next to him and out of nowhere goes 'I shank him in the neck'.

>>175075982
She'll just have to make sure that doesn't happen now.

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>>174935145
Next week

>>175076931
>straight into each other's big, pretty eyes
>it must be love desu

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>>175079129
Not love but i guess Mitsuki loves to fuck with Boruto and his classmates

>>174875365
>the only two lobbies open are niggers breathing through their mic and playing rap music

>>175081583
welcome to ultimate ghetto storm.
is this your first day?

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so whats the word on shinobi strikers?
looks pretty bad desu but i'm still interested

>>175086347
>shinobi strikers
Is EA releasing a ninja-theme football game?

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>>175070137
Yet Salad somehow still has more chakra than him.

>>175093579
Dat HUGE clitoris
Extra fun-sizedninjagasms

>>175093826
M8, I don't see anything analogous to a clit in that picture. Do you know what a clitoris is anon?

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>10

>>175076175
That'll be interesting.

>>175107371
The gang just should let Waniko deal with children, last time they all got shit stolen

>>175110521
It was like a dozen Ryo, and thanks to Tenten's gambling addiction, they have thousands each.

>>175110914
Why aren't they just rigging fights and living like bandits with their sugar momma?

>>175111387
Because they're Lawful Good I guess, and running illicit fighting rings isn't Lawful Good.

>>175111954
What if they're rigging fights and it ends up with evil people dying? How about that?

>>175112286
I can't imagine evil guys just being like "Hey an underground pit-fighting ring run by children. Screw all my other plans, THIS is where I need to be"

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>>175115061
>9

Anyone on PS4 got some time to kill? I recently got back into Storm and it's starting to take over my life again.

>>175111954
Have they actually had any choices to affect their alignment?

Like, they ditched a village that was rebelling against tyrants saying it was too much of a hassle. They even lied to the benefactors telling them they had taken care of the rebels.

Maybe the one with the pomp has actually gone far enough to move up or down from neutral, but I doubt it.

>>175120051
Nah, they've pretty much stayed on the straight-and-narrow for the most part.

>>175119845
sorry only have it on Xbone

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rip

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why no one is here
it's time for some cuteposting i guess

Is it just me, or does the Naruto franchise seem to be dying?

>>175135086
It's run its course. Boruto is just beating a dead horse. We all know this.

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>>175133219

>>175135112
>>175135112
So at one point in the future, Naruto is going to be Edo Tensei'd?
Hopefully they will revive it with a Twilight Zone-esque show, with each arc focusing on a What-If scenario, or a SOL

>>175136431
I honestly would've preferred a series with several arcs that focused on any of the other dozen or so incarnations of Indra and Asura throughout history. It said that they kept transmigrating, and Black Zetsu kept trying for a THOUSAND YEARS to reawaken the Rinnegan.

I would've liked to see the other transmigrants, not just Hashi/Mada and Naru/Sasu

>10

>>175136606
Alternatively, it would be cool to see what would happen if Sasuke killed Naruto at the second VOTE fight, and his reign as God-Emperor of Earth

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I'm so glad I've got a drawfag in my game

>>175144832
Hey it looks good.

>>175144932
You're telling me. 10/10

>>175144832
This guy's really good

>>175144832
Damn, that image is low res as shit. Have the better version.

http://imgur.com/a/XSqAB

>>175146508
Thanks

>>175144832
>WhatsApp
FUCKING NORMIES USE TELEGRAM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>175148050
>Normies use telegram
agreed.

>>175148050
No

>>175144832
So what are those wacky kids gonna do next? Is Renya gonna become Fugetsu's new dad? Is Waniko going to accidentally unleash her inner gator?

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WHO /YOUTH/ HERE

>>175151004
Man I'm just as interested as you know. I dunno WHAT the fuck is gonna happen, and not just because I usually write the missions about nine hours before we play them. I know what the endgame is, but I still dunno how the team is gonna get there.

>>175152792
Cross dressing episode when?

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>>175151646

>>175154126
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xoTBZrzko

>>175153873
Wouldn't they just henge into the opposite gender like sexy jutsu?

>>175157258
You think they have the chakra to sustain that for a long mission?

>>175153873
I don't know why they'd need to when the cutest member of the team is already a dude

>>175158564
W-who is the cutest?

>>175158835
Well now, that's subjective, isn't it?

>>175160213
Don't you tease me like this you fuck, who is the cutest?

>>175160380
I still think it's Waniko

>>175161052
But Waniko's not a dude.

>>175161164
I'm not >>175158564

>>175156561
Literally never gets old

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>>175151004
>Is Renya gonna become Fugetsu's new dad?
Unlikely, but there is a distinct possibility that he might become both Fugetsu and Waniko's new uncle.

>Is Waniko going to accidentally unleash her inner gator?
If unleashing her inner gator is connected to bad rolls at bad times, then it's probably going to happen eventually. There are also some circumstances where it wouldn't be accidental I think.

>>175157950
Why would they need to crossdress for a long mission?

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>>175158564
Is it Renya?

Suigetsu bangs Sakura is worst Sakura. Ponytail Sakura is best Sakura. Fight me, fags.

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Here are some stats for you to ignore.

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>>175183147
>>175183298
>naruto is 90% as smart as sasuke
I don't buy this.

>>175183554
Maybe they're factoring in Uchiha DARKNESS.

Anyway, the only way these make any sense is if they're on a completely different scale than the kids. Even though the bottom still has the same "90 genin average; 60 normie average" but that might just be a fuckup on their part. It better be a fuckup on their part.

>>175183730
Aren't they on a completely different scale than the kids, though?

>>175184006
They have to be, that's what I'm saying. Otherwise it makes no sense. But that's not what the pages say, so until proven otherwise it has to be a mistake.

>>175181313
Why would I fight someone who's right?

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>10

>>175185517
You wouldn't. You couldn't.

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If you want to learn some hints or clues as to what the Boruto series will involve, and what the names and abilities of his doujutsu are, read the following wiki article:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yūrei

Basically, I think Boruto's doujutsu will be called either the Yureigan/Boreigan/Shiryogan and its abilities will revolve around the ability to see and interact with spirits and ghosts from the afterlife. As Boruto becomes more aware of this ability, some missions he may go on could revolve around putting departed spirits to rest and dealing with demons/ghosts etc. Basically ninja Bleach.

If this theory rings true, then literally everything about Boruto's eye starts to make sense. Its appearance, its seeming ability to resonate with and see certain types of demonic chakra, where it came from. Everything.

Years ago when the first picture of Boruto was shown at the end of The Last and he was wearing some weird trenchcoat looking thing, people theorized that he would be some kind of spirit detective. I think it's possible this might still be the case.

>>175190028
So Naruto is going to become Ninja Ghostbusters, but even more unoriginal?
Wow, I'm so excited!

>>175191575
This is why nobody comes here.

>>175193540
I was being sarcastic

>>175195031
He clearly knew that when he made his reply, you idiot

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>>175194268
Lewd. Is he wearing pants?

>>175183147
>Uzumaki Naruto: The most important thing for a ninja is teamwork.
>Skills: Evasion, Hand-to-hand combat, Ettiquette, others.
>Ninja Arts: Wind Release: Rasenshuriken, Mass Shadow Clone Jutsu, Sage Mode, countless others

>>175183298
>Uchiha Sasuke: You are my number one pupil, aren't you?
>Skills: Acrobatics, melee combat, ninjutsu, others
>Ninja Arts: Lightning Release: Chidori, Sharingan, Amenotejikara, Susano'o, countless others

>>175183446
>Uchiha Sakura: It's okay... you're safe.
>Skills: Hand-to-hand combat, resistance, medical ninjutsu, others
>Taijutsu: Cherry Blossom Impact*, Healing Alteration Technique**, Summoning: Katsuyu, others

Underneath all of them it says
>The average attribute of a normal person is 60, for a genin, 90. Skills go one to five stars, with 5 being top notch.

Under Naruto's it adds:
>Numbers do not include changes from Sage Mode etc.

*This is Sakura's usual smash, apparently it has a formal name , so named because of the "petals" that the ground forms when cracked after she smashes it
**I don't know what this is exactly - it doesn't appear to be on the wiki.

>>175203564
can you translate these also?
>>174902561
>>174902735
>>174902918

>>175190028
Boruto travelling into the Soul Society when?

>>175203564
> The most important thing for a ninja is teamwork.
Pretty funny coming from the guy who can solo almost any terrestrial threat before breakfast

>>175203564
> Naruto is literally only as intelligent as a Genin
Oh boy, Konoha is fucked

>>175205309
He can only do that if he works together with Kurama.

>>175205432
Apparently Sasuke's only 10 points above that, though, and he's supposed to be a genius.

>>175205915
Pretty telling that there's only ten points between 'Genin' and 'certified genius'

>>175205792
He was already cripplingly overpowered before he worked with Kurama, when he was just stealing his power. Not to mention that Six Paths Sage Mode is completely unrelated to Kurama - Six Paths Chakra, and Sage Mode, neither of which are due to Kurama's influence.

As an aside, that's a symbiotic relationship. It's not true teamwork. It's not like people think Eddie Brock and the Venom symbiote were teammates.

>>175206419
I think it's supposed to be like RPG Int - more knowledge checks than analytical ability. Naruto has a GED, Sasuke went to college, Sakura got her PhD.

>>175206528
>He was already cripplingly overpowered before he worked with Kurama
He still needed help against dudes like Second Mizukage and Obito.

>Not to mention that Six Paths Sage Mode is completely unrelated to Kurama - Six Paths Chakra, and Sage Mode, neither of which are due to Kurama's influence.

Six Paths Sage Mode works with the tailed beasts. Sage Mode is strong, sure, but is only sustained through teamwork (either having a toad summon a reserve clone or having the toad ride the user), and it can't be used to solo Demigods.

>>175206813
> Naruto has a GED
Naruto didn't even finish primary school lmao. He failed four times in a row and then just passed because he nearly murdered a guy.

I get what you're saying though.

>>175206949
> but is only sustained through teamwork
Naruto has gotten to the point where he can sustain Sage Mode almost indefinitely by gathering Natural Energy while moving. Yes, you and I both know that Kishimoto said this was impossible, but clearly Kishimoto didn't tell Kishimoto this.

>>175207109
Kurama gathers it for him, now, performing the same function as a toad.

Remember when he blasts a huge load of Natural Energy at Naruto during the final battle with Sasuke?

>>175206998
If you believe the anime, Kakashi made him study up to at least genin levels before allowing him to become Hokage.

>>175207389
> kakashi i wanna be hokage
> naruto you gotta study
> kakashi make me hokage or i'll burn this entire village to the ground
> hey guys i'm making naruto hokage

>>175203564
>The average attribute of a normal person is 60, for a genin, 90. Skills go one to five stars, with 5 being top notch
That's the wrong part. It can't be using the same metrics as they use to measure genin. They must have just forgot to change that when they re-used the template. Naruto and Sasuke should be judged according to Kage standards, while Sakura should be judged according to Jonin standards.

>>175205915
Uchiha DARKNESS rotted his brain.

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I was just joking when I said Naruto and Hinata gave birth to the Antichrist. I wasn't being serious.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_eye

>>175207257
When did Kurama learn to do that???

If Boruto is going to be Dante, who is going to be Bayonetta? Salad? She is already developing the personality

>>175183147
>>175183298
>>175183446
>Naruto's intelligence above 60
>Sasuke's Negotiation above 0
>Sakura having more perception thatn a sage

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>>175215635
>who is going to be Bayonetta? Salad?
It fits. Now we just have to wait until she grows up enough to fill out that hairsuit.

>>175215953
To be fair to these retarded stats they state Naruto's are at base level without any modes.

>>175216264
I don't think Sage Mode makes you smarter.

>>175216575
I was talking about Sakura having higher perception. Honestly these stats would be okay if they weren't being judged by the same standards as Boruto and gang. Which is why I'm pretty sure it's a printing error.

>>175215990
>>175215990
How is she going to summon demons, though? And as Kaimya said that Bayonetta is stronger than Dante, how are they going to allow Salad to be stronger than Bort?

>>175217131
You took the joke too far and now it's ruined. Good job.

>>175217131
> How is she going to summon demons
Probably would've been able to back when the Tailed Beasts were literally chakra demons instead of house pets.

>>175217131
She just needs Susano'O, you baka ass ningen

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>>175217131
>>175217692

Wake up

>>175217692
I can see her Susano'o being Salad's Madme Buttefly, but what about Bayo's other demons?

>>175219559
GRABABRUSHPUTONALITTLEMAKEUP

>>175221842
Naruto and Boruto better sit down and eat ramen burgers together at some point in the series.

>>175222783
I don't think Japs even know they exist. It was invented in America.

So how many years went by after the war when Naruto and Hinata's wedding started?

>>175223085
So was the hamburger. And look how much the nips love that.

>>175223504
2 years and a few months give or take

>>175223686
The ramen burger has only been around for a couple years though. And it's not THAT popular.

Does Sasuke actually give a shit about his daughter?

>>175225674
She's not a male, so not really. There's a reason why he chose to make Boruto his apprentice, rather than the one other non-synthetic in the world to have the Sharingan

>>175226112
But is not that dangerous though? Not teaching his daughter to master her eyehax, especially considering that as a woman, she feels emotions more intensely than a man? And also, Sasuke does not seem sexist, despite hating everything

>>175226540
Oh it probably is, and it wouldn't surprise me if it backfires.

That being said, in the immortal words of Marge Simpson, "I know you're angry honey, but you're a woman. You can hold onto it forever."

>>175226540
>women feel emotions more intensely than men
Then how come men have much higher suicide rates? This is a dangerous myth.

>>175226738
That Marge Simpson quote is an extremely harmful mindset to have, especially when one is an Uchiha.
I will not be surprised that quote will define Salad's personality when she gets older and realizes what a shitty hand Life has given her

>>175227151
Because men choose more effective methods when committing suicide, like committing suicide by gun instead of overdosing on substances

>>175227151
I hear females have a higher attempted suicide rating, males are more "successful" when going through with it. To tie into what >>175227278 said.

>>175228083
Women can't do anything right

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