/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

cute pic dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj9N5lZodH4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj9N5lZodH4
What is missing from the actual game? other then the police buffalo which is awesome!

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WHO /muscle/ HERE?

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>>174799332
Team /sip/ reporting in

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>>174799332
Represent!

>>174799332
v8 4 bolt main>>>>minivans>>>>>import trash

>>174799298
Quite figuratively everything.

It no longer became a casual hangout for people to enjoy GTA with friends and doing GTA stuff, it is now about grinding your brains out to afford one single car and a handful of metrosexual bling culture clothing.

It's sad, absolutely sad.

>>174799462
>>174799332
>roleplaying in a FPS game instead of min-maxing with an armored kuruma

>>174799591
remember when freeroam was the background noise of the game?

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>>174799332
>>174799452
>>174799462
>>174799554
>Musclefags trying to rally after getting BFTO last thread
My fucking sides.

>>174799669
I remember when it used to be a place to take a break in and not be a constant warzone with explosions going off literally everywhere...

how much coke money is in the hangar in los santos connection? i always see retards rush to it and then let the supplier get away. maybe they would not need it so badly if they stopped failing missions so much.

>>174799635
>he doesn't live his life a quarter mile at a time
WHO INVITED THE BUSTA HERE?

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>>174799747
>owns a car that can barely drive over a gentle cliff and takes literally 10 seconds to gain boost
>"h-haha, B-BTFO'd!!!!!"
Insecure chinks are funny.

>>174799669
>>174799791
>freeroam wasnt ever hydras and kurumas circling the map while KOS'ing
What? Do you guys play on consoles?
From the week it came out on PC I remember mayhem, in every session.

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>>174799747
here, don't spend it all in one place shitbox fag

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>>174799332
>>174799462

my niggas

>>174800035
Yeah, I played since the first week. Everyone was friendly and no one knew how to fly jets or grief for shit, and back then, nobody afforded or owned explosives, so gunfights were actually fun.

Of course there'd be mayham on PC even on the first week, the game has already evolved in its shittery by that time and there was no saving it, CEO was the final nail in the coffin.

>>174800035
I'm old school.

It was all about the gamemodes, missions, and close range fighting.

I miss it so much. They spent so much time fucking over metas, only to settle on the most boring one.

>>174799452
kys erp fag

>>174800106
>carbon hood

how about fucking no

>there are people in GtaG who do NOT have a GTAG tattoo

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>>174799009
>tfw someone used your image

I wonder how many GTAFags are here?

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>>174800524

t. pleb

>>174801071
>there are people who still rep gtag during the end times

It's almost like you're asking for someone to take your money and level.

>>174801259
t.bowlcut

less is more always

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>>174801259

That's not carbon, you faggot, and it looks like shit anyway.

>>174787048
this shit happened a lot to me in 4
one example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msP53-s_f9Y

reeeeeeeeeeee

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Question.

If i move my office, does my stuff transfer, e.g. all options and garages?

>Grind some cash
>Nothing to buy

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>>174804545
>mod myself 100m burgerbucks
>close the game

>>174804545
wait for the gunrunners update
believe me, you'll gonna need a lot of munny

>>174804804
don't come back until a week after the next update drops

>>174804817
>believe me, you'll gonna need a lot of munny
Maybe ten at most

>>174798982
>people still think Benzies was the saviour of GTA and not the man who single-handedly turned it into microtransaction-riddled trash

>tfw no cutie to comfort me
whos most nice in GTAG?

>>174806957
not me

>>174806957
Literal whos, until their ego inflates and show their autism.

>>174806957
ludiko and mad4potter

>tfw was going to buy vehicle warehouse
>inadvertently buy garage for organisation building because i thought it was the same thing

rip

>>174808021
t. AVidyaGaymer a.k.a. Kouyalovesfags a.k.a Mad4Attention

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Do I at least get an award?

>>174808287
>no shirt for buying a shark card

one job

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>>174808287

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>>174808287

>>174799852
>rushing to coke money
>letting the supplier get away
Nigga you can literally blow up the plane on the tarmac, not only that you have to go collect the package from the hanger anyway, nothing stopping you from grabbing the cash on the way.

>>174800313
>oldschool
>when gta was and always will be about the open world
Not against you, I love simple deathmatches, it's my ideal gamemode, but freemode was always a giant shitstorm, and imo more fun.
Nowadays I cant find deathmatches and if I can it's always a session with all weapons and all that.
>no possible dm to play in a dark neighborhood at night with pistols only

Why does the biker crew members reset when you leave a game?

I lost all my members upon leaving a server.

>>174809498
WWAAAAAAAH
MUH GAME ISN'T PEFECT
fucking DIE you prick, you're a waste of human anatomy

>>174809310
Just depended who you played with, and what type of randoms were in the lobby. Most times it was just people driving around doing or playing with friends out of the city.
People complained that there was nothing to do in freeroam, and voila they added freeroam shit.

>Nowadays I cant find death matches and if I can it's always a session with all weapons and all that

Because those no longer exist. People don't know how to play without their RPG and marksman rifles. All the time you spent learning roll outs and weapon spawns was time wasted. I miss death matches. I haven't played one since november, and sure enough it was ruined by a skid with 4x damage. The queue times are too long now for the possibility of actually having a good game. It's not worth it anymore. At this point they might as well just leave the 2x cash 2rp on forever.

>no possible dm to play in a dark neighborhood at night with pistols only
The grove street one is the fucking best for this. I think there's only pistols and one uzi spawn.

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>>174804484
pls respond

>>174811094
yes.

>>174811094
I believe your garage transfers but stuff like the gun locker doesn't. You get a trade in bonus though

>>174810732
They def should at least encourage death matches and team dms.
Fuck that shit is so fun, and remove the bp helmet bullshit.

But I still manage to have fun in freeroam, dont ask why. Maybe cuz the peopld I play with always seek action, idk.

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>>174811135
>>174811256
Thank you lads

>>174804484
>>174811094
Garages will transfer with no changes.
The accommodations, gun locker, and meme safe get traded in for half their value.
Decor doesn't trade in for anything.

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>>174814006

>>174809127
you think i dont know that? the mission can be done solo in a bmx. sometimes i go into whatever kuruma i see and let them do the mission to see how bad they fuck it up.

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Are double $ missions better than I/E?

>>174814723
REMINDER
kazi is a slut a liar and not to be trusted

>>174817359
If you can do them fast and have friends to spare, Double Dosh Contact Missions is better. If you can create and maintain solo public sessions that are rando-free, stick to I/E.

>>174814006
Nu-sion

>Feel like organizing office garage
>No option to organize it

Something's not right.

>>174819808
People are duping elegys for like the 20th time in the past 3 months, so instead of actually fixing it they just half assed it and inconveniencing everyone else.

>start up gtav online again for the first time in over a year
>still 500% trash
>come to /gtag/ to ask questions
is this game really better with "friends"
better tell the truth, I got meme'd on hard with payday 2

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worth working more on or junk?

>>174820059
it's better with friends or surrogate friends (gtag)
get some dosh through cheats, get nice cars and customize them, get gud at racing and chat with gtag

>>174820059

Yes, playing with friends makes any game more fun. MC businesses are much more enjoyable to do with others.

>>174820059
Depends on your definition of "friends" playing with people who share similar goals and you work together to achieve them, will always be better

>>174820384
what in the everloving fuck am i watching

>start up gta online
>90% of players in the session are on passive
>try doing an heist
>randoms fucking up everything
>try Land Grab
>gets boring after the first round
>try doing i/e jobs
>boring
>try making a decent outfit
>can't come up with anything original

is there anything interesting I can still do in this game?

>>174820059
you can do anything with a friend and it will be better, how about you just play a good game with a friend you blithering retard. Better with friends is such a troll statement that idiots make. GTA is still the same shit it was a year ago.

>>174820620
Make videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtZ5OkocNd0

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Who are the best members in PS4 /gtag/?

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Who are the best members in PC /gtag/?

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>>174799332
Duh

>>174822072
>>174821793
a crafty titan

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>infernus classic does not come with the glorious yellow lights

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>people buying ingame money
>still have over 300m from old exploits/modders

>>174822072
Iffy
because I thrive off of attention and wither and die without it ( ´ ▽ ` )

>>174799009
nickseas
pc_gtag

>>174822359
Fuck off flib, wrong answer

>>174822568
>tfw dumped my hackerbux on benny shit and now broke

How is it that R* doesn't get sued to oblivion by the car companies they base their own totally-not-stolen model designs?

Is it some tomfuckery related to legal loopholes given they usually make Frankenstein designs based on several parts of several similar cars and stitch them together?
Like it's not even subtle, we know what the Turismo Classic is based off of, we know what the T-20 is based off of, we know what the Entity XF is based off of.
I'm no lawyer by any means, so it's gotten me curious what the truth is behind it.

>>174823481
because its not real money, you mong

>>174823481
Extremely difficult to prove, and even if they can Rockstar can hide behind parody. Lindsay Lohan tried it and lost. Most of the cars are also hybrids of multiple models. The names in particular however have a tendency to be extremely on the nose, like the JB700 and Specter.

>>174823481
Are you fucking twelve?

It's not a fucking loophole. Licensing is expensive as fuck for one, some car companies are notable for being stingy jews about the usage of their cars in the game as well.

It doesn't matter what something is based off of, as long as it has noticeable differences from the original and a different name it's a different thing.

Just look at guns, you'll see a lot of guns that are exactly the same save one part.

Requesting an invite to pc GTAG. I got removed a while back, probably due to inactivity and I'm playing again.

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Sentinel Classic when?

>>174823634
Can I make my own game in which I make "my" cars and copy them design-wise with very minor tweaks but give them parody names like Coennegsig CCZ, and then sell it no problem?

>>174823918
To be fair Lohan was being stupid as per tradition because it looked nothing like her to begin with.
Going back to the Turismo Classic, yeah no shit it's an F40, but it has some parts like the backlights which are different. Still, you can change some of them in the modshop and end with a damn good and accurate replica of an F40 with very very minor differences that ultimately don't hinder you from knowing it's very evident where it's based from.
I guess proving likeness is a funny thing in law since it's so subjective, as obvious as it may be at first sight.

>>174824259
Define notable differences.
I don't know why you got the impression I was asking "why dont they just license real cars lol", because of fucking course they won't since car companies are whiny little shits.
I might as well take a Bugatti, model another bumper on any of them, call it a Begutta and be done with it. By your definition they can't legally touch me.

>>174823481
1.) They don't charge real money for the cars
2.) It's free advertising
3.) Why on earth would you sue a video game company for putting your car in the game for free.

Request sent to pc gtag, SC: ____----

>>174825376
Sentinel retro based on the m3gtr2 when?

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>>174825556
>I might as well take a Bugatti, model another bumper on any of them, call it a Begutta and be done with it. By your definition they can't legally touch me.

You're a fucking mongoloid or a twelve year old who has never even taken a second to think about copyright law and how fucking silly it is.

>>174826541
blacklisted
we don't speak spanish

>>174826672
Hell they even have a disclaimer when you boot the game saying it's a work of fiction, and any correlation to real life people, events, or objects are merely a coincidence.

>>174825556
Why don't musicians and singers sue parody makers, like Weird Al Yankovic, it is the same shit with different words, isn't it?
Why doesn't, for example, Kalashnikov sue every single videogame company that puts an AK lookalike in their game?

See how your question is fucking stupid?

>>174825556
>Can I make my own game in which I make "my" cars and copy them design-wise with very minor tweaks but give them parody names like Coennegsig CCZ, and then sell it no problem?

yes

>>174825556
You're AMERICAN
You have the FREEDOM
To do ANYTHING

>>174826682
But I don't speak spanish either, what makes you think I did based on my post?

>>174809897
anon calm down, youve had too much dew

>>174827416
you're getting memed on

>>174803550
>rage murder
kek'd

>>174823918
R* didn't even have to hide behind anything where Lohan was concerned as they used an actual model for the artwork.
>>174826962
Weird Al learned the hard way to ask musicians for their permission first.

Neither of these are supposed to be arguments for either of you peopleses points, I'm just really enjoying my new keyboard.

>>174827893
>R* didn't even have to hide behind anything where Lohan was concerned as they used an actual model for the artwork.
I don't remember them arguing that however. I seem to remember the court judgement (in Rockstar's favour) resting on the fact that it was parody. I don't think the fact that it was based on a model would save them.

>>174828087
Eh, I forgot the details. Either way it pissed Lohan off even more I expect, which is just wonderful!

>>174828470
you must be autistic, anon, lohan hasn't been culturally relevant for a long time.

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Are the bans a meme or real?

I keep hearing people are being banned for no reason and modders drop money on you causing a ban.

>>174829461
yep avoid

>>174829072
I don't think I said anything about her being relevant?

Is the Sultan RS the only weeb theme car?
Also does changing wheels affect racing?

>>174829637
r u srs? I have not had any problems yet.

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>>174829072
>having a conversation about has-been celebrities makes you autistic

>>174820384
what the fuck is that?

>>174822568
>Started the game 24h ago
>Asked for tips and was told to farm mission
>Bored of the grinding over time, now lvl 100+ with 9 figures in the bank
Things that make you go hmmmmm

>>174829461
It's a mix of retard doing the most obvious hacks and then pretending they're victim of a spoof and actual, legit players getting caught in the cross-fire and raped by rockstar as a supplement

>>174830015
Also why is the RS a super car instead of a sports car?

>>174830501
>9 figures in the bank
>lvl 100+
>in 24 hours
you got 100M dollars in 24 hours?
if so, how?

start by buying an MC business and a CEO office/business then upgrade both

>>174830015
Changing wheels has very little difference, in SOME situations having a thicker sidewall (tuner or off-road are best) is a slight improvement but for 99% of people it's just aesthetics.

has anyone tried to claim a refund through steam after getting falsely banned?

legally speaking (at least in the UK) you could raise a complaint with the gubmint and see where it goes from there. but that would require a gta online player to have the energy and confidence to leave the house kek

>>174831008
>if so, how?
Cheating, really

>>174831440
Pretty sure there's a something saying that you don't own your account, and is actually renting it, meaning you can't do something like that

>>174826672
Honey Nut Cheerios tastes better but there's more Scooters in a bag.

>>174831768
that sounds more like an mmo eula/tos thing, not a free online part of a paid-for-in-full game. plus you could then argue that gta online isn't free at all, as the only way to access it is by buying gta 5

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>having a fun time with a friendly rando
>GTAG joins session
>begin killing him

y-yeah, fuck randos

>>174829461
the rockstar support forums are full of liars, never trust them.

>>174832025
It is like that on pc at least. You have to log into even play story mode and your product key can only be used on your one social club id.

>>174829461
>XinfernomanX
>as his mother
>my son is autistic
Which one of you was this

>>174830923
Because R* are complete retards when it comes to classing vehicles and balancing them.
Look at the Blista and the Blista "Compact".
Look at the Drift Tampa.
Look at the armored Schafter V12.
The coupe class is a mess.

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>>174822852
Joke's on you, I just got back from an entire day of studying.
Crafty is a pretty cool guy, though.

>>174826672
Very smart, anon. It's not like I said I'm not a lawyer or anything.
In this case it comes down to where you draw the line between free parody and blatant theft.
Are the hackjobs R* makes to create their hybrid models considered as free parody then?

>>174826962
The AK is a juggernaut when it comes to recognition in the gun industry so it'd be a fruitless task to go after every paid form of media that depicts it.
Musical parody is a thing as far as I know, I don't know the specifics around it, but if I had to guess Al has to at least make the original artist aware of what he's going to do. Correct me if I'm wrong though.

>>174826937
Sounds like an easy way to cover their ass in case of legal trouble.
"Coincidence" my asshole, when it comes to the vehicle designs they don't even try to hide they're based on specific real world cars and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out.
But this is most likely not enough proof in court.

>>174826991
Cool.

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>>174835343
it was actually me

>>174836682
From the thumb I thought you were a khajit

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some nostalgia

>>174820620
motorcycle club contract missions are the most interesting.

>>174825751
>3.) Why on earth would you sue a video game company for putting your car in the game for free.

they are supposed to pay

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>>174837781
so is a motorcycle club worth buying? its only 400k

Is driving back and forth selling your vehicles really the easiest way to get rid of them

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i miss 20k cash bags, pretty sure rockstar warent losing much from them anyway

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>>174803550
>sneakers with a suit

>>174837923
id say so. you can have 8 members in your gang, doing the missions is fun.

some are


>rescue a person from the police station and take him to the safehouse (or o'niels farm, and one more i think)
>escort a convoy to the strip club, then protect the strippers from dying for 5 minutes (or cartel members, one more too)
>easy mission where you blow up crates for 15k
and some more

then the steal supply missions has one that actually lets you go inside tequilala in free roam to get into a barfight.

if you have fun with those missions, and are able to keep selling your coke, meth, and weed at a reasonable rate, youll be making money and it wont feel like a grind


buy the club near the downtown ammunation, some missions spawn less than a mile from it

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>bored doing nothing
>modding a car like always
>almost full server
>suddenly car meet outside lsc
>more people show up
>we drive around town in a huge convoy and around the map to various garages and hang out etc
>end up at the airport with tons of planes flying everywhere, doing stunts and crashing into each other and lastly a free for all with tanks and helicopters

>>174838407
>buys clothes for the next hour

>>174838575
nah i've given up on dressing up my tranny, s/he looks like garbage in everything
i'm jealous of the male clothing options, why couldn't it just be unisex?

>all these cucks hyped for gunrunning
>literally just more apcs and tanks
>the "missions" will just be the accompanying adversary modes

>>174835854
You'd be surprised actually. It's the same way ubisoft can get away with false advertisements because they put "not actual game play footage" in trailers.

>>174839146
>>the "missions" will just be the accompanying adversary modes
All of the recent major updates have included actual missions

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>Can drive the Ruiner 2000 around and shoot shit
>Still no JB 700 with working guns

>>174838915
>women will never get the mid top converse because they clip with the ankles

just fucking kill me already fuck :(

>>174839406
"We will never put weaponized cars in the game for the sake of game balance" -R* 2k13

>>174839376
right and they were so unforgettable

>>174839651
>implying the Ruiner 2000 mission isn't tight as fuck

>>174839591
dont forget when the technical didnt have bulletproof tires

and of course the homing launcher blowing up everything that flies in 1 hit, except for the insurgent which could take 2 or 3

>>174839952
>tfw call savage for every single contact mission because its cheaper than bullets

>>174838259
they're comfy

what did you guys do with that 500k?

>>174838407
>see car meet at LSC
>go to maze tower roof
>sniper drivers
>"omg hacker look where he is"
>get votekicked
>new session
>"car meet at LSC?"
>randos think it's a great idea
>sniperino intensifies

those were the good old days

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>>174841448
>posting a red mitten

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>>174839468
Fuck that I want knee-high stiletto boots like some NPC's have.

>>174841881
fucking hell that too.

Will they ever bring back the cut missions?
I miss Pickup Sticks.

>>174842194
probably not.

Or maybe the final content update who knows not me.

>>174799009
Left4Ed
Returned after a break and I miss the PC GTAG crew.

>>174841871
kek i do that all the time but only got kicked once. its also fun to shooting the homing launcher to the insurance lot from arcades center

>>174835854
>Al has to at least make the original artist aware of what he's going to do. Correct me if I'm wrong though.
He doesn't have to. But he does ask anyway in most cases.

If I bought a monster truck would you guys shoot at a random one driving through downtown? why?

>>174843291
hell yea kos

>>174842968
oooh i'll have to remember that

i have enjoyed racing shitters to the insurance lot after destroying their clown cars, sometimes i'm glad hackers forced money on me

>>174843291
I wouldn't, and I bet the majority of GTAG wouldn't, but randoms are scum and will likely see you as nothing but a big, fat, slow, defenseless homolauncher target.

>>174843462
sometimes i just want to fly a mallard and observe people but it usually ends up getting you fired upon.

mallard doesnt even have weapons.

>>174843291
Just fucking buy it and have fun

Why are randoms such dicks? I had some guy just follow me round the entire map killing shop owners when i went into a shop and trying to destroy my car everytime i did a mission on the map or got out of it.

>>174843806
they just want to be your friend

>>174843806
just go passive or immediately find a new session.

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Nighty night Iffy

>>174843879
I went passive they just followed me when i went to shops blew up my car and killed the shop keepers so i could not buy clothes and guns.

I just ended up changing sessions in the end.

>>174843626
None of the planes have weapons and the map icon is not the same as the hydra yet they always get shot down. Sad!

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>>174843428
>bomb kurumakiddie
>instapassive
>kuruma materializes nearby after a few seconds
>bomb it again
>let him get a street car
>starts making a beeline for the Mors lot
>tail him the whole way
>speed past him on the home stretch
>bomb kuruma again
>mfw

>>174844060
maybe if i bought a duster..

What is the motorbike that can complete all stunt jumps?

>>174844169
didnt cost you 12 k?

>>174844373
Insurance has been disabled for other players' vehicles for months now.
And even if it wasn't, 12K is a drop in the ocean.

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>>174844169
Nice strats my dude, don't forget to place proxies at the nearby helipads to shit on jetshitters.

>>174844553
blew up a guys car because he was attacking me when i was using police lights to pull people over the side of the road so i could drive past them and payed 5894 something one time a few days ago.

>>174844553
>titan of a job mission
>always leave my super in front of titan as a fuck you to whoever takes the plane
>i get charged for it this time

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Waiting on that new DLC..

Also bought that new Grotti thing. I like it.

>>174845118
it has clean lines.

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>>174845118
At this point I don't really care what the next DLC even is, I just want it so it'll make the damn skids go away for a while.

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>>174846170
I hear you.

My biggest bitch right now is that I have a full 40-thingit warehouse ready to ship and none of my friends are playing GTA.

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so what are the odds of me getting fucked by R* now that some guy gave me 110 mil?

I've already spent 75 mil because why the fuck not.

>>174846626

If you're on PC I'll help you out. I have nothing better to do

>>174846626
just do it. only lost a titan full of crates once. every other time everyone was minding their own damn business.

>>174846696
bout tree fiddy

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>>174846708
Sorry, I'm on the Xbone

>>174846712
Will it be a Titan? The thing I hate about this shit is it has to be a dick and say "You might need help moving all this shit", and never says when you can handle it on your own.

>>174846696
if you banked it you're fucked, if not it probably doesn't matter

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>>174847162
I banked it. Any point "unbanking" it?

>>174846965
sometimes 3 trucks. or a tug boat.

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>>174847342
>sometimes 3 trucks

Sheeeit

>>174847162
>if you banked it you're fucked
This meme has been alive for 3y already
let it die, it doesnt matter if you bank or not

>>174847562
ignore this person

>>174846965
I'm on xbox one right now, and I know how to get us in a public session with no people. Add me my GT is M0STLY TOASTLY. Make sure to add the space

>>174847552
the other trucks. the ones on warstock.

>>174847162
>Afk for 10 minutes to cook lunch
>Know you'll get kicked at 15
>Come back to see you've been teleported somewhere else
>8 other people there, all collecting money
>Have only 2 mill on me, must have just started
>Switch sessions and back the money 100k at a time after doing something that would have given me 10k or more


Honestly, I hope I get banned.

>>174848160
ah who cares.

i hope it happens in RDR too.
>want to grind money? mine gold!
>watch out for pinkerton shitters!
>indian peace pipe is OP.

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>>174847725
>M0STLY TOASTLY

We're already friends broseph. We played together a few times. I don't remember if you have a mic tho.

>>174848357
I have a mic, if you're in the gtag crew I left for a new one that's alot more active. I'll still help if you want

Do you guys use silencers/supressors ?
Doesnt look like they do anything to me

>>174821793
Adonis
Green
Curry
Home
Languagez
Spy
Freak
Monkey
Pat
Lunch
Sam
A30
Chris
Neon

>>174849208
They stop the kick for better aiming and can hide your position in night time gun fights.

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>>174848483
>I'll still help if you want

Will be on in a few minutes my dude

>>174849208
Once in a great while. I think they only help with PVP shit, which I try to avoid.

Is there any way to insure a lifeguard blazer?

fuck you jamretinaz

>>174849208
they're worthless outside of actual stealth missions

>>174849359
shit list

>>174849468
What's your gt?

>>174850389
Who are the best members in PS4 /gtag/?

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>>174850873
>What's your gt?

LoneSniperSG

Is it just me or did R* remove the blue corona in the office garage for moving vehicles?

>>174851326
it has been coming and going for a couple weeks now, something to do with dupe prevention fixes i think

>>174851326
It's been said before, all thanks to the fucking gay ass elegys.

>>174849208
Nope, they decrease range and damage. Plus I just like the unsilenced sound

>>174851427
>>174851423
Oh ok, bought a Nero today and wanted to move it, wasn't paying attention to it any other time

>>174851782
In the meantime you can still move cars manually by taking them to other garages and swapping vehicles. You just can't use the in-garage move function.

I havent watched furious 8

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>>174851249
>sniper
I miss you.

>still can't invite crew members to LTS and other game modes

why

>>174808287
>>174808814

How does it feel knowing I can discreetly give myself 80m without spending a cent by pressing a button?

>>174852605
You can but no one in their right mind would join because LTS can't have the blips turned off for a sorta good reason I guess and no one plays gamemodes in this game.

>>174852863
>You can
no you can't

>no one plays gamemodes in this game.
a lot of people play game modes. only redditors in GTAG want to circlejerk in free roam instead of actually playing the game

and why would you need blips turned off, you pussy

>>174853139
im colorblind. cant tell what blips are what.

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>>174799332
I dabble.

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>Modder start doing fun shit like dropping trains everywhere
>Entire chat turn into "giv money" "ye give money pls"
>Pakistani voice start spamming over the mic "gib moni pls im poor"
>"GIB. MONI"

>>174854774
The worst thing you can do to someone in this game is give them hundreds of millions of dollars. They find out pretty quick how fucking pointless money is.

>>174846965
This person just crashed their titan of 40 crates.

>>174853139
To give that stealth skill a use.
It only gets use in deathmatch with blips off.

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Oh shit I posted a couple of threads ago for another crew inv but I forgot to actually ask for one in thread.

SC: tekwerk, I wanna join the PC crew. I've been in a couple of times before but I play this game in big spurts.

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>>174855125
*request one on the website.

Don't laugh am dumb.

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>>174855039

>Go to drop at the quarry
>DON'T FLY TOO HIGH OR COPS
>Initiate that slow fatty turn back west
>Fly right into A FUCKING ELECTRICAL TOWER GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>Plane just sticks there, props at full roar
>Slowly let off the throttle and 'land'
>Run around this fucking desert trying to take off again
>Clip too many telephone poles with muh fuckhuge wings
>Props asplode
>Grenade plane out of its misery

FUCKING FUCKING FUCK FUCK STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

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>>174849359
>Neon
Literal autist

>>174855630
Are you ever gonna rejoin? If you closed the game like I said you should've only lost 3 crates

>>174849208
only on the uzi for funsies

They decrease damage at range only.

languagez, you on m8?

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Do any of the bikes have obnoxious mods for a Bosozoku look?

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>>174855630
>>174856116
>Lost all 42 crates

I knew I should have only done 21

how do you change your favorite bike without an MC club? some people say play time on the bike but others say that doesn't work for them

also what were the buffs again besides hp regen?

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>>174857345
Time compounded since the MC update. No matter if you are in an MC org. 1 sec, then 1 minute, then 5 min, then 30 min, then 5 hours, then 30 hours, then 72 hours etc. Its harder to change each time. If youre having trouble changing it then prepare for the loooooong haul. Nobody knows the exact math, those are just guesses but people have tested it on alt accounts and Ive changed mine which was stuck for months.

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here in my garrrraaaage with my new lamborghini here

WHY CAN'T I SELL MY APARTMENTS. PLEASE NIGGA I GOTTA SCROLL THROUGH SO MUCH SHIT I JUST WANT MY OFFICE GARAGE

>>174858682

Is it fun to drive up in the hollywood hills?

>>174858682
here in my garrrraaaage with my dead meme from 2015

NYS

>>174859576
no fun allowed

>>174859576
o shit it's the meme police
everyone hide your dongers

>>174821793

ImYourSon

>>174859707

And don't you forget it

>>174856613
Faggio mod

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>>174855750
>:(

>>174849359
Is that a list from best to worst, or just random?

Post your candidates for PC GTAG lieutenant

>>174825376
Fuck off with the "classic" and "retro" thing, the Stirling GT was going to be named "Feltzer Classic" and thank god it hasn't.

Give them independent names or something, or call it Sentinel '84, idk, just not a Retro or a Classic.

What lambo should I get

>>174863596
Monroe.

>>174805589
I expect maybe 15 if you want all the vehicles as well.

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>>174863596
>>174863931
Yes

>there are people in this thread RIGHT now who don't have 10 hour dubstep monstercat remix compilations on self radio

>>174863059
Not him, but it's not Rockstar's fault Porsche has been naming cars the 911 for 60 years.

How prepared is everyone for gunrunning? I have 36.7 million saved, I hate spending money but I have a problem where my brain sees all the little flaws in cars so I don't like them.
>selling 3 cars
>as were customizing them I check the map and 2 people are standing on a hill with rpgs waiting
>my two associates somehow manage to drive by them and get to safety
>get out of car to kill two shitters
>dumbass bodyguard gets in my fucking car and drives it straight out
>it gets blown up
>"I was just trying to help, it was just sitting there and they would've blown it up"
Even thought it was in safety behind the entire warehouse and I could've drove it out the back. He didn't even help sell any he just showed up at the warehouse.

>>174865240
i have about 150 million saved up
going to buy everything so i can be an early poster of the shit here

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>>174860880

**bong intensifies**

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>page 9

Mondays suck.

>>174869497
My waifu

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Is the Pigalle based on a car from some sort of anime? I swear when it was first launched loads of people in /gtag/ referred to it as *anime protag*'s car, but I forgot which character and from what show. Please tell me I'm not going crazy.

>>174869769
i used to think this was the car from rockford files.

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>>174865230
>monstercat
hate this garbage man

>>174822581
you know that shit is true for half of gtag ~righto?

Where do you get the heli to glitch it on pac stan?

walk them tacos for christ.

I bought a biker business from the sale because lol y not and now l'm worried it's fuck all useless if l dont have friends to run ops with :(

At least l didn't fall for the crates meme that is on sale as well.

Btw can you actually haul some stuff with the mules and boxvilles you can buy or are they literally useless?

Why's there no interesting internal spaces in free roam? Or a mall you can fight in or drift/smash cars through?

>>174875509
You can always get some friendly /gtag/'s to help you out with bike/crate shit.

>>174875512
Yeah this game really lacks interiors. Being in an airport terminal and shopping mall will be so damn cool.

New player here, how can I play heist missions in GTO? I want coop gameplay not this PvP centric missions.

>>174875892
Buy a high-end apartment through the Dynasty8 website (cheapest one is 200k I think) then Lester will contact you about your first heist.

Alternatively you can just join someone else's heist but be warned though, most people will kick you for your low level.

>>174869497
Hi livejoker, nice seeing your tranny here.

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>>174869769
This is from Neon Genesis Evangelion, it belonged to a character called Misato and it's based on '77 Renault Alpine A130.

It looks waaaay off-model of the NGE car though, so I don't see the resemblance, but people are saying they're similar. I just hate seeing a supposedly vintage limited-production European car being one of the most common cars in Los Angeles of all places, that just breaks the immersion.

>>174875892
If you are new you should stick to contact missions for now. They are coop and double payout atm.

>>174865230
>there are people in this thread RIGHT now who don't have 20 hour techno trancestep music ripped-off from obscure Soundcloud artists on self radio

>>174876975
i have music volume down and just listen to whatever in the background

>"a modder just turned my level from 135 to 1, and I've played since PS3! This outrageous!"
>"I contacted R* Support and they've solved it in 45 minutes, that's very impressive!"

Faggots like these don't realize that Rockstar shouldn't have given the game a shitty anti-cheat in the first place, you should only be impressed if the problem doesn't occur in the first place, you fucking retards.

>>174877363
I find it impressive that a company that plainly doesn't give a shit about the playerbase bothers with customer service at all desu.

>>174877363
What do you expect from a casual thats been playing since ps3 and still only level 135?

>>174877663
like most companies

>>174877663
Yeah from the money they spend on their support fuckers they could just sue whoever makes cheats out of existence.

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>>174877363
>since PS3
>level 135

>>174877663
The problem with the fanbase is that a lot of people got bad treatment from Rockstar loads of times, I can't tell you how many times I lost my Dukes and Kuruma and couldn't retrieve them even after restarting the game, their places in the garage just say "Empty" when they're gone.

I had photos of my cars, selfies with my character infront of them, and screencaps proving that I owned them by showing the menu that lets you move around cars in your garage, and I've had a total of 7 tickets rejected and closed out of the three times I lost these cars.

Thing is, with the abundance of proof that Rockstar Support is shit from a multitude of players, one single guy would come in and say that Rockstar reimbursed them for their lost car and everybody would praise R* Support and say they improved a lot, even though the previous people who had trouble from the start still didn't get their cases solved.

So, because of that, people started praising Rockstar for acknowledging a problem rather than solving it, basically lowering their standards and still accepting it, not realizing how stupid that concept is. Hell, a guy was stupid enough to buy $100 shark cards to purchase a crate warehouse and its vehicle upgrades, and the game took all of his funds and hasn't upgraded his vehicles anyway, so he contacted Rockstar Support and they flat-out denied him even with evidence. He had to go social media and expose his problem with Rockstar just to get an executive response from them, and after a couple of weeks of people being upset at Rockstar for being greedy fucking jews, he finally got reimbursed and given an apology letter and people just forgot about the whole debacle. People remember the few good things, but not the loads of bad things, it's just pathetic.

>>174878341
tl;dr

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>>174878521

>>174878341
>$100 shark card story
Got a sauce for that? Im sure they're shitty enough to do it just want to read more/cba searching for story in all the BS

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>>174878521

what are some easy contact missions that are just
>go here
>kill guy/pick up thing
>deliver it

i'm making a playlist of all the easiest jobs that dont require me to get out of my vehicle to complete them, so i dont have to pay much attention and can do other things while i grind.

so far i have two
>pier pressure
>cleaning the cat house

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>>174878927
I couldn't find the exact story I was talking about since it was on Facebook, but this is a painfully similar one. It also got solved, but not before half of reddit bitched about it for a week.

>>174878996
Trash talk
>blow up garbage trucks around the city
>to take out rival gang and destroy their parked trucks
>take out leader
>done
It's very fast in a jet, or savage, but if you take 6 minutes or more you get 32k instead of 25.

>>174878996
That Martin mission where you have to kill a lawyer in a car, lose the cops and drive to his crib.
Probably some lower level job.

>>174879281
>Buying e-dollars
Not
even
once

what's your favorite gun for drivebys? everyone says the AP pistol is the best gun for drive-bys but i dont really like it, i feel like it's a lot less accurate at medium-long range than people say it is

>>174879920
It's the most accurate automatic drive-by weapon, dude. The Micro-SMG is absolutely shit.

>>174878996
Anyone knows when is the double cash thing ending? I want the grindfags to stop dryhumping cm's.

>>174880514
ends the last day in april

>>174879920
Don't go full-auto with it. Holding down the trigger makes your aim go to shit. I used to feel the same way until I started tap-tap-tapping with it and watched the NPCs drop.

>>174880514
I'm actually really enjoying doing random streams of jobs with random squads especially when the squad persists.
Nice little wham n bangs with 25-40k payouts everytime and most people tend to have good gear on too.

Much better than grinding adversary modes.

>>174879445
>take longer
>make more

really? i don't get it. any other missions with a similar payout you can relax on?

>>174880639
i used to just spray and still thought it was the best weapon in cars. started tapping recently only because i was wasting so much on pistol ammo.

>>174881031
Blow up 2

>>174879920
i've been practicing with the heavy revolver a lot recently, it's very satisfying.

>>174843913
You're cute! :3c

>>174880738
yes and these grinding fucks are ruining it.
>gets in kuruma
>rushes through everything to kill one nigger
>mission completed, 8001$
>loading screen

>>174881478
>not idling and collecting mone

>>174881031
im the guy he was replying to. contact missions have different payouts depending on how long you take to complete it. the longer the mission, the higher the payout. payout changes in brackets, with 15+ minutes being the largest bracket with the highest payout. 4-6 minutes is the optimal length if you're grinding. 4-6 minute bracket pays 50% of the highest possible payout but allows you to complete more missions than if you were waiting for 15 mintutes per mission, and the math is done including loading times so 4-6 is still the most optimal if you finish right around the 4 minute mark.

>>174881724
cool, ty for the info senpai

>>174882141
no problem. if you want to know the exact payouts for each bracket of time, it's on the gta wiki under the Contact Mission section. i'd link it for you but im in the middle of a mission as i write this, i'm sure you can find it

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>>174880000
>tfw you get dubs ontop of quads and no one acknowledges it

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>>174880000
Hey its dubs ontop of quads! Heres one (you), the greatest currency of all.

>>174880000

wow nice digits mate are u a wizerd

why do i not have the 'replay' option while doing solo missions?

how has rockstar not added headbands to the game yet? i want headbands

>>174884441
because replaying violent duct for 9k every time it was completed was apparently too efficent according to cuckstar in 2013

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>game mode launches, equal balanced teams
>niggers start switching teams making it unfair
>teams end up 3 vs 7 or some shit

>>174875509
Getting a cuckhouse and weaponrack is cheaper than the office weapon rack alone. Plus it's a 10 bike garage. I'd get it instead of an actual garage and focus on getting the office garages to store all my cars.

Why the fuck can't I find Packie?

>>174880000
Micro SMG

if you spam m1 instead of hold it you won't get the accuracy dropoff

It's the best ROF to accuracy combo if you do this

>>174885334
It's the curse of the game anon
Everything must be a race to rentability to ease the grinding