/owg/ OVERWATCH GENERAL THREAD

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I want to DICK Mercy!

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R76 anon here.

I just wanted to thank everyone from last thread to give me so many (you)s over 70!
I think it shows how much we all care about this ship and I hope I will get this much replies in the next threads as well.
Also there is a mad Ana76 shipper who is pretending to be me. He even uses the same filenames, so watch out!

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ni hao!

FIRST FOR NULL SECTOR!
NO HUMANS!

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PURE
U
R
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What if Genji and Pharah secretly have a thing to fuck over both Pharmercy and Emergenji fags?

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B3st mercy skin?

>>174217472
IM IN LOVE WITH A ROBOT

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>>174217479
>6v6 full reinhardt stack

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>>174217479

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>>174217389
>OVERWATCH GENERAL THREAD
>[Embed]

>>174217574
She playin
She playin
You're not going anywhere you're stayin

>>174217505
>implying it won't be Genji and Mercy with Pharah trying to get into Genji's metaphorical pants because she's such a rabid Overwatch fangirl

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>>174217494
>tfw no bleu 2: jetpack boogaloo

>>174217475
I only support Reaper76 because I've always found gay relationship more interesting than straight one, because I really like Ana and 76‘s friendship more, and the backstory on how they went from being together to hating each other would be interesting

>>174217529
>coat's flow ruined by silly hard zig zag pattern on back
>unsecured tools
>staff and gun are big stupid syringes
>no significant change to wings
>new hair makes her look old and busted
>shoes are bright red messes
>tries to copy young ana's fantastic collar but fails miserably due to mery's bodily profile
>dumb hat
only plus is she gets a totally not suggestive armband
witch mercy forever superior

>>174217306
Oh her art assets. That's really not in any way possible to determine.

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Homos get out, this thread belongs to waifus now. No one cares about your gay shipping.

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>>174217479
Yo.

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>>174217770
>Wanting to go from promotion driven jealousy mixed in with mutual respect and resentment to a catty highschool hormone driven dickfest

Nah.

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>tfw almost have all of Widow's event items
Is there a better feel?

>>174217798
Gay shipping? How does one ship packages gayly? Woth bows?

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>tfw you only play Pharah
>The enemy team has a Good Widow, Soldier, McCree, Hog, and Gengi

I don't think I could think of more unfun characters to fight as Pharah. Throw a D.va in and I'd probably kill myself.

>>174217505
GENJI WOULD NEVER BETRAY ANGELA LIKE THAT

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>>174217389
Cute Trashmouse
Blizzard wtf why can't we get r63 skins already

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>>174217505
No there's only one girl for Genji

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>>174217712
>>174217962

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Time for cute?

>>174217980
Fuck off

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>>174217980
>D. Va's VA recording fem!Hanzo's lines

BLIZZARD PLEASE

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>>174217389
Jamison Fawkes!

This is a great OP, I love it!

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>>174218023
>zarya will never be a qt tsundere anime girl
>she will always be a butch tumblr power fantasy

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>>174218023

>>174218189
>Not running blonde Zarya
>Not having a musclegirl fetish

Tumblr did something right for once.

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The enemy has a teleporteur.

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I want to fuck Orisa!

YOU FUCKING SHIPFAGS ARE THE WORST! GOD, CAN'T YOU LONELY BETAS LEARN TO KEEP YOUR HEAD FANTASIES TO YOURSELVES, YOU'RE ARE LITTERALLY RUINING THE GAME WITH YPUR SHIT, BAD ENOUH THE LEAD STORY GUY DOES IT, BUT WHY DO YOU JACKASSES HAVE TO? YOUR CHQRACTERS ARENT GONNA FUCK JESUS!

I SWEAR EVERY GODDAMN DAY IT'S SOME GAY REAPER SHIT OR STUPID RAIDEN NINJA WANNABE AND THE "HEAL SLUT" MECRY DOES ANYONE OTHER YOURSELF CARE? PROBABLY NOT

STOP RUINING THE GAME, KEEP YOUR DREAMS TO YOURSELF, LEARN TO 0LAY BETTER AND KEEP YOUR FUCKING BETA FAGGOTRY OUTTA MY FAVORITE GAME

AND LEARN TO PLAY COMP BETTER

>>174218151
>Implying fem!Hanzo wouldn't sound like a middle aged woman

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>>174218151
>tfw no Hanzo gf

>>174218253
>wanting to fuck horse pussy

we /centoreafans/ in here or something?

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should I end this discord drama? :^)

>>174218253
Do not sexualize the Orisa!

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This mexican hacker needs a friend.

>>174218254
I ship Sombra and Tracer. Or rather, Sombra doing things to Tracer.

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>>174218254
I play Mercy so I can fap without having to worry about my aim suffering.

>>174217464
Please dont

>>174218254
Let me guess. You're stuck in Bronze.

>>174218321
We don't want or need a discord, piss off

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Jesse McCree
>>174218340
I want to be her friend.

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>>174218189
>zarya has a crush on genji in a weird love-hate way because of his cyborg body
>nothing can happen because she's too large and muscular to be seen as cute by genji

>>174218308
It's robotic horse pussy

>>174218427
This desu I friend-ship McCree and Sombra

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>>174218427
Will he be a good friend? She never had one.

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>>174218404
This is quite possibly the worst """art""" I've ever seen posted in these threads, congrats anon

>>174218410
I'm stuck in diamond, mind you, last season I was high plat, but then everyone forgot how to play comp now I can't even sniff 3700

Waifufaggots dragging my SR down for theor L33T YOUTUBES MLG FOOTAGE and SEXY SKIN P,AYTHORUGHS

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>>174218461
what if you just like robot pussy

>>174218340
She thinks of Reaper and Widowmaker as friends. Is that close enough?

>>174218308
>not realizing the superiority of horse pussy

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>>174218303
>Implying I can't fap to Ana's VA just as well

ARE YOU READY? HERE I COME!

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>>174218308
YES

>>174218551
>robotic pussy
>posts android

Fuck off with that shit, thats basically a human

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>>174218254
Fuck off, shippers have feelings too
just let us have our fantasies its literally all we got

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>>174218579
She can't really trust them. She just wants someone normal. Not involved in some dangerous stuff.

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Which Overwatch girl has the best armpits?

>>174218728
>us
>we

>>174218537
Thx ;)

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WHEN DO WE GET A DOLPHIN HERO
WHEN DO WE GET A SHARK HERO
WHEN DO WE GET COOL STUFF BLIZZARD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

>>174218754
You posted her

> uprising
> we got 2 dps and a tank
> last guy picks hanzo

Ffffffffff cannot wait to unlock all of the sprays

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>>174218421
>we

>>174217574
You go mental every time she leaves for work? She never seems to know when to stop? You never know when she'll return?

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>encountered my first genji who spams the "need healing" line after wandering off and getting shot like a jackass

FUCK YOU /owg/ I THOUGHT THE MEMES WERE IRONIC

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>>174218551

I WANT TO BE WITH 2B

>be me
>playing badly
>team is talking shit
>"sorry, i'm trying out a new crosshair"

works every time.

>>174218827
WUZ

>>174218863
Circle is the only one you'll ever need tbqh

>>174218790
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR

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>>174218863
>>174218959
>Not the small green dot
plebians

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>>174218790
We already have a shark hero

>it's an overwatch general is ruined by the same 2-3 pathetic weebs and homos who spam cartoon pictures of their fantasy videogame crushes because their real lives are pathetic failures

>>174218861
All memes have basis in reality

>>174218861
Weeb(Genji): I need healing!

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Cease your resistance!

>>174218861
It is an ironic meme. Unless you're playing with bad players, but the spam happens with all characters, not just Genji.

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>>174219028
But I am not a weeb!

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>>174218790
I WANT MUTANTS DAMMIT

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>>174218861
>play Ana
>piece of shit genji spams "I NEED HEALING"
>keeps dodging my shoots wall jumping everywhere
Why is it that enemies' movement is always more predictable than allies'?

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>>174219028
>implying this isn't true for most generals on this board
Wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

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>>174218551
>>174218717
>>174218862

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how do you aim with Widow? I spill spaghetti everywhere when someone get in my face like a Genji or Tracer

>>174219158
>"Sometimes I don't know why I even bother" line comes out for mercy

I have never completed a transaction that fast in my life before that point.

>>174219221
who are you quoting?


>>174219231
dont play shit classes

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>>174219028
I think it's just been kind of a rocky day, anon! I'm sure things will be back to normal soon!

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>>174217479

Am I the only one who really wants a pve Australia event with 2 player co-op between junkrat and roadhog as you fend off crazed omnics in the outback?

So I took quite a long break from Overwatch, during season 1 most people in this general were staunchly pretending 'forced 50' was just a meme.

Now it's official, do these people feel embarrassed by how wrong they were?

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>koth
>both teams have widow and genji
>torb is carrying

>>174219332
I only don't want it because I just want to have an Australia map instead I also don't need Junkhog shippers to have more fuel

>>174219231
>I spill spaghetti everywhere when someone get in my face like a Genji or Tracer
That's when you switch heroes

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>>174219349

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>>174219349
>hey guys we might need a support-
>auto lock hanzo widow genji
>oh ok
>go winston and troll these three faggots

>>174219332
Dorado bank job event WHEN?

>>174219231
If you're placed correctly Tracer shouldn't be getting you

Guys, is there a way to know if people are matched in a group in QP?
I want to know when I'm playing with a premade

>>174218717
>a robot is a human

It must hurt being this dumb.

>>174219541
Yes.

>>174219541
See the little brackets and bar between Widow and Hanzo in >>174219429? That means they are grouped.

>>174219551
"We're gonna do okay"

>>174219541
It's those brackets on the stats screen, if two player icons are connected then they're in a party

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>>174219551

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>tfw finally beat Uprising on Legendary

So glad I got this done now and can catch up on tv shows.

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>finally get gud with mccree
>everyone tells me to switch to soldier
>if i dont my team will assume im throwing

>>174219661
>no Hanzo
Fake

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>>174219727
No worries, I have another one

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>>174219664
>tfw still didn't do it in Expert
TRACER'S DOWN

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>2017
>still no Me Gusta hero

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Hmmmm....

>>174219414
I cant do that or else I wont improve in playing said character, I tried Ana bots but it didnt really help

>>174219504
if Im far away, I aim directly at them but then its either a ghost shot or body shot then they eventually get to me

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>>174219775
>tfw played Tracer myself because I thought she was the hardest role

Honestly everyone else is pretty self explanatory but Torb putting armour in the right places cinches the deal.

How do I train myself to talk more?

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>>174219664
>tfw you will never get it because you always get matched with shitters that say shit like, "can i torb" and "i'm only good with torb"
>and of course their turret placements are shit

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>There are people in this world who waste hundreds of hours playing Mercy when they could be playing Zenyatta.

I just don't understand it, friends.

nice non vip servers

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>open loot crate
>see a legendary
>Symmetra's goddess skin
>event item is Sombra's coffee machine spray

>>174220190
Playing Mercy let's them live out their cute girl fantasies

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>>174220005
By making sounds with your mouth, you dumb shit.

>>174220190
Do you even tranquility?

>tfw there's not yet enough pirate-themed skins to create a balanced pirate crew team.

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>>174219831
mmmmmmmmm

>>174220278
Or Junker skins. Or Talon skins. Or Null Sector skins. Or...

>>174220190
Mercy strikes me as the kind of character who's very useful, but not very fun to play.

>>174220278
International Talk Like a Pirate Day event when

>>174220278
>still no pirate junkrat with a cannon+cannoball gun
It's fucking crime I tell you

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>>174220278
>tfw no pirate event with prate skins
>pirate Sombra

>>174220359
Hog/D.va/Ana/Junkrat would be a neat team for a PvE event.

>>174220360
She's not fun at all. Especially when the enemy team goes after you and you alone while your teammates don't do shit to help you.

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>>174217750
>tfw no augmented Sombra with Mei's abilities

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What's the best way to cheese Legendary Uprising?

Why do I suck at aiming on fps games lads. Is there something wrong with my arm, eyes, or brain? What can I do to improve it?

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>>174220164
Lol there are only 4 places you "really" need to be the turret and it's always on the HIGH GROUND.

Like in Star Wars.

Tracer is all about survivablity and if you know you can keep yourself alive, aim really well, and take out the shitters then take on that role because it's probably the hardest to learn for the sake of the event.

Reinhardt is simple, block the bombs, charge bastion, shatter tanks

Mercy heals need to be clean, I don't think my Mercy damage boosted me too often but she might have done torb when he was Molten Coring

Torb needs NEEDS to not spread armour wanton. It needs to be in a preselected location so you don't go pick it up when you've only taken a pip of damage.

If you can get people who listens to your instructions, it's really not that hard. I believe we had a minute left when I finished it.

https://streamable.com/t4nmr

>>174220434
Mercy is one of my favourite supports just because when ignored she can make any team tilt. I sincerely don't know why people don't like her as support when she pulls off the most match saving moves more often than not.

>>174220672
Lower your sensitivity and practice

Post high quality bleu and I'll divulge secrets of good aim.

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>>174218023
>genji is taller than zarya
keep dreaming xboxman

>>174217389
>win one game at the start of playing some Comp tonight
>cohesive team even though my headset is busted and cant voice chat
>feeling good about playing more
>get fucking stomped 3 in a row
>collective team HP of <1300 including me always going tank because no one else ever does
>teammates cant seem to stay the fuck alive ever
>consistently doing as well as im able, gold and silvers across the board
>net loss of 70~ SR

what have I done to bring down the wrath of Jeff so

>>174220706
I have lowered my sensitivity, but I still suck. And its not like im new to fps games I have played them for ever, but when there is pharah in distance and im shooting at her as mcree or soldier Im terrible.

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>tfw aim is pretty decent at mid/long range but it turns to complete shit in close quarters

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>76 pops his ult
>playing genji and reflect it into his face
>a blue ice wall pops up right before he dies and saves him

WHATEVER STUPID WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT DESIGNED MEI SHOULD BE DRAGGED OUT SCREAMING INTO THE STREET AND SHOT IN FRONT OF HIS ENTIRE FAMILY

>>174220483
FUCK OFF AND DIE

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>>174220397
>forcing me into that godawful junker skin on my D.Va

Worst event ever. Fuck that shit.

how can you tell when other people in your game are in a group?

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>>174220769
That's the joke.

Zarya imagines herself to be a 5'4" schoolgirl instead of the hulking behemoth that she is.

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>>174220823
>Tales from bronze

>>174220870
they have a line between their hero icons when you hold tab to view match stats

>>174220816
Then the other part is what you need, practice.

And remember 76s gun has spray after a few shots.

>tfw been using legendary for easy quick exp
>I know its likely going to fail so its a good way to level up.

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>>174221008
How does that even work?

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>Travelling to Ilios
>Ilios: The Well

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Don't get POTG if you don't have a highlight intro for that character.

>>174221048
If you need a quick exp just load it up and try your hardest. Usually you only get as far as capping the second point or the payload defence.
Its quicker and less hassle than any other mode and the reward is about equal to qp. Also queue time is instant.

when will they add an amount healed stat so I can bitch at my shitty healers with stats

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>>174221117
>Now entering Hanamura
>Prepare to attack

>>174220682

what is the nature of your relationship with that torb? are you a girl and he's your beta orbiter?

>Dream pve scenario.
>The entire invasion segment of FF8 with Overwatch heroes vs Omnics
youtube.com/watch?v=bcJa5AOMoG0

>>174220870
>>174219541
How can you spot the retard?

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>>174221191
>some picks Symmetra on defense
>my team playing the attack
its not like I wanted to have fun anyway

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>>174221119
play better than me then faggot

>>174220770
please discuss this with me and validate my frustration. How can someone look at a team with a single tank and then 5 DPS/Support characters and think "this is good, yes, i should stay McCree/Symmetra/Mei/etc"

how do people not understand basic principles like

>grouping up
>trickling
>target prioritization
>general "game sense"

is it just Gold thats like this?

>>174221345
>finaru bossu
youtube.com/watch?v=82rhYcPowNs

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A-anyone interested in throwing a couple bucks my way for loot boxes?
I'll do my best to draw nearly anything you want
I'm not that good but I'll do my best ;_;

>>174221595
Cant you just sell your body on soc?

>>174221595
>offering anything less than nudes for money

kys

>>174221675
>>174221649
Are sweaty neckbeard bodies that high in demand?

>>174221595
Post some of your prior art

>shitters cant aim to kill lucios
>never think to use no aim heroes to deal with it.

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>>174221365
>he thinks POTG are given to the better player

I love when my Reinhardt doesn't switch when getting hard countered by:

Zarya, Winston, Lucio, S76, Symm, Tracer

>>174221595
Are you willing to draw roadhog cucking junkrat with winston as the bull with everyone drawn wearing soiled diapers

haha

>>174221779
But Roadhog can't cuck Junkrat because they're not in a relationship.

!!! Serious question !!!

Which Overwatch girl has the best feet?

>>174221759
>Dr Zeigler
>Pliers for removing teeth
>red armband with an arrow

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>>174221209
Lol, what? No. You can hear me in that video but the two American birds I first did it with sort of set the foundation for that run. Taught me most of the shit I needed to know to get it done.

Which is honestly hilarious because I never made it further (outside of actually beating it) with anyone else but the two of them.

https://streamable.com/y36zh

>>174221865
>speaks German
>blue eyed blonde
>experiments on live subjects

>>174221937
>has an alliance with an extremely traditional japanese soldier.

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>>174221886
See now that I'm rewatching this for the first time we only lost because of me. I'm so anxious that I have the pulse bomb for so long and when I eventually use it, it's on a Tank Bastion that is already dead.

>>174221937
This

It's almost exclusively why I play Mercy. Not being a healer isn't fun. But /lol/ has taught me the value of Aryan girls. Even though I play console and should probably off myself.

>>174221886
>women can make it further in this mode than I can


I still blame my teammates.

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>>174221715
I don't have much that I think stands out much, but I guess these might work.

>>174221886
>those squeals of defeat

How do I get qt friends to play with me???

>come back after months of not playing this game since friends bandwagoned on uprising
>hit diamond again in a couple of days
Now what?

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>>174222105
Play on US servers

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>>174221937

>>174222146
now get good

>>174222146
teach me your ways, i keep getting paired with absolute garbage teammates

>>174222235
WHY DO YOU NEED PLIERS?! WTF DO YOU DO WITH THEM YOU FREAK!

>>174222323
She uses them to straighten out those needles.

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>Duo with friend for over a month
>Hover between 2500-2700 SR
>Solo Q yesterday
>Shoot to 2800 SR

He isn't even bad but he's in gold. Does that really make that much of a difference?

>>174222420
I noticed her new gun has a needle it's kinda cool looking.

>>174222427

I have played between mid plat and low master and have noticed no skill difference at all.

>>174218254
But the ship fanart is funny and endearing. If you want a ship-free thread, go to /v/

>>174222427
I don't think sr or tiers matter till you hit masters at least.

>>174221937
Mengele found the cure for eternal life. All it took was becoming a hot blonde.

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Industrial Zarya is kinda cute.

>>174222535

I disagree. A shit comp will net you a loss in diamond.

t. they had a lucio and we didn't

>>174219429
So wh didnt you play support ?

When the lore snippet says cheif cyberneticist who is this exactly it can't be Zeigler it isn't her speciality.
Potential new hero?

>>174222625
We already had a support. And what difference would it had made?

>>174222080

Hey there are pretty nice
I'd love to help if my paypal wasn't empty. :c
Always love Mimi art...

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>>174218254
I only ship Hana and me.

>>174222609
>meta slave
I was referring to skill since you see insanely skilled players in silver and players that can't hit a Reinshield in diamond.
The ranking is fubar up till masters where people are both skilled and coordinated.

>>174222695
>those fingernails that just blend out of the end of her fingers

i do not like this

>>174222659
Just stuff dildos for box money already

>>174222695
>internet boyfriend #765603 that sends $40 a video

>>174222659
No problem! If you're ever interested and able to, contact me at [email protected]!

>>174222637
Cybernetics and prosthetics are biomed / biorobotics fields.

There is nothing unusual about a doctor being in that category.

>>174222826
Mercy's in the nanobiology field, though.

>>174222826
Nope.jpg. Her speciality is medicine. Cybernetics is more Torbs area but we know he doesn't do that. He has also been worked on.

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>>174222771
What this anon said, I want to see reaper dildos in action.

>>174222883
Only the shiver one will not throw shekels at the default one.

>>174222637
It was Doomfist before he joined Talon

POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *head explodes*

>>174221779
This was hot until you involved diaper shit

>>174222946

It won't happen
HOWEVER there is art being worked on of Mimi sucking off a replica of the shiver dildo cock

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>you can see Sombra's cute toes through her bodysuit

>>174223101
Why must you crush my dreams so?

>>174223101
Get a foot long Reinhardt one

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>>174223101
>It won't happen
Do you want the boxes or not?

>>174219009
>How to prove you watch streamers.

>>174223237
She could comission a cosplayer to use her dildos.

>>174223195
>toes
>cute

The only two fetishes worse than feet are cuckolding and scat

>tfw seeing silver borders every day now
I'm about to get my fifth star, by the time I'm silver it'll be really common

Or is this just because there's an event going so the people who gave up playing awhile ago are jacked in?

If I am really interested in getting gud with Hanzo, what would my people think of me playing him only?

>>174223303
But that would cost more than the lootboxes

>>174223417
people will probably think youre shit at first but if youre good enough to carry your weight and youre effective enough with him to win games then it wont matter what they think

>>174223043
The purpose wasn't to turn you on you retarded fucking faggot

>>174223526
> but if youre good enough to carry your weight and youre effective enough with him to win games

Which is state that never occurs, just so you know. So yeah, they will keep thinking you are shit.

>>174223618
Obviously not as you suck at it

>play 3v3 elims
>not doing so good, win some lose some
>find out irl one of my dogs pissed on my laptop
>become absolutely fucking livid
>scare my dogs to my sister who happens to be living with me
>attempt to fix it for 5 minutes
>give up out of sheer frustration
>knock everything in the house over
>turn around and go back to 3v3
>play nothing but Roadhog instead of going with my team comp
>lost 3 times so far, one of which I joined late
>died many times, but always took at least one person, if not two, with me
>someone asks me to get off roadhog to go with the team comp, despite having won several times
>'I don't know if you noticed, but right now I am a 15 ton sack of nothing but flesh and pure hatred and loathing right now, I've also done nothing but kill things the last 18 games I've been in.'
>never messages me again
>next game save a team who bails on a mercy
>turn a 0-2 to a 3-2
this has been going on for over 4 hours now and I am still royally pissed.
I scared our fucking biggest dog without fucking touching him and sent him two rooms away
I still haven't figured out which dog pissed on my laptop but holy fuck am I mad.
>inb4 'nice blog, liked and subscribed'
fuck off.

>>174223659
I wish we could just go back to castrating you people and making you join the clergy.

>>174223305
Diaper fetish, armpit fetish, vore, guro, snuff

>>174223305
>he doesn't know about bug chasing

I envy your naivete.

>>174223686
imagine being this guy

>you can move the camera around in potgs when someone emotes
whoa

junk's trap markers should be visible to the whole team, discuss

>>174223756
>>174223719
To be fair I haven't been on /b/ or any other odd parts of 4chan in ages, and these types of genres you don't run into on your average porn sites, r-right?

I don't even want to google the bug one

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>tfw selling my phone to buy lootboxes

>>174223948
All that doesn't matter they're just extremely degenrate fetishes, so I was adding on to the list

>after almost a week finally got legendary
>go back to qp
>literally every single enemy team is either 5 dps 1 healer or 6 dps
>they win easily

>>174224094
PVP is infinitely harder than PVE, just like in every MMO ever

I was banned for 3 days for joking about Torbjorn height.Holy shit, I'm suffering from heavy (you) withdrawal
Recent changes don't seem to affect Lucio pickrate.Is there anything that can be done to make him non-meta?

>>174223881
thatd be fine, but hed still be trash

>>174223948
Some homosexuals get off on intentionally contracting HIV in the most disgusting way possible, anon.

The reaper76 spammers probably have some of these freaks among them.

>>174224240
make him come out as gay in the lore

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>>174224001
>tfw selling my computer to buy lootboxes

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>heal someone
>they say thanks

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Did anyone play the new event as Pharah? I wonder if she gets a line about how this is a dream as she always wanted to be a part of Overwatch

>>174224293
hahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaa

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>>174224302
>genji spams I NEED HEALING
>has the audacity to say thanks afterwards

FUCK YOU YOU CYBORG PRICK I WISH PVE WOULD LET ME LEAVE YOU ROTTING IN THE GUTTER

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>>174224293
>tfw selling my kidneys to buy loot boxes

>>174224302
Every time a healer comes over and heals me when I ask for it I make sure I can say thanks, if not immediately then as soon as possible.

Sometimes I thank healers for being healers.

Just couple of questions with regards to PVE uprising, do the difficulties matter for the rewards? Can I play all heros or does it have to be the lore one to get rewards?

>>174224370
He said thanks

At least he has manners.

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>its a genji wont leave me alone and somebody already took winston episode
come on man just let me have some fun please

>>174224309
>I always dreamed of being part o-AGHHHHH!

>>174224457
Just pick roadhog no? Dunno scrub here that started 2 days ago but roadhog 1 shots genji everytime i played him.

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>>174224424
maybe

>>174224424
Besdes the 8 heroes one, the rewards are on the vanilla PvE.

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>>174224424
All achivements are only for lore one

>>174224370
Aren't those thank yous automatic replies?

i hope we get some sexy skins for the summer event, if you know what i mean

>>174223686
you sound like a neet manlet

>>174224216
What really makes me angry is they play the game like a team deathmatch and they get rewarded for it because to counter this your team has to be better. Same with the mercy-bastion-rein combo. It works on more than the 85% of the player base because it need more skill to play it than to defeat it.

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Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Combat Medic Mercy. This cute hat.That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.

I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Combat Medic Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!

Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck

>>174224573
fuck off sperg

I'm glad they added the shield generator call outs but could they stop them from repeating every 5 secs.

>>174224370
But you can leave PvE?

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>>174224727

>>174223424
Theres a little thing called profit. Commission for 50% of the earnings

>>174224740
blizz can't even fix mei not slowing enemies how could they possibly fix that

>>174223237

No it was an artist who wanted loot boxes
I've had someone pay for 400$ in art of my oc and 400$ in dildos.
Do you think I need to take lewd video and post it to 4chan for someone to give me a few loots?

>>174224740
They also need to fix black screen bug with D.Va

>>174224719
>implying your genes wouldn't make the kids faulty as fuck

>>174224719
5/10

>>174224889
That has been in since beta. At this point it's pretty much feature.

>mercy players are for ________

>>174224835
>get an autistic hot cosplayer to cosplay as an overwatch waifu
>add dildos and patreon
>???
>profit
>infinite lootboxes

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I've fallen to a rank so bad that I'm fucked for the season and it's really depressing
No matter how many golds I get or kills, or obj time I cannot carry 5 randos at 2200 theyre just too bad

>>174224370
>has the audacity to say thanks afterwards
what did anon mean by this

this is almost as baffling as that one anon who insisted that "gg" was bm

>>174224990
then you're bad too medals are irrelevant

>>174224573
Fuck off

>>174225090
Who could this be. Who could possibly not want swimsuit skins?

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Every recruit was greeted in this way by commander Morrison and captain Amari

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>be me
>insomnia
>playing at 3am NA
>get grouped up with a bunch of plats and a diamond
>enemy team is master/grandmaster
>herewego.jpg
>complete stomp, they're pushing us to our spawn every team fight
>losing screen their roadhog is completely shitting on us for being bad

Honestly what is it with people and not getting that this shit is a game intended for fun? Its like people expect you to be a god at it or not play it all. I'm horrible at this game but at least I understand its meant for entertainment and enjoyment, atleast in QP.

>>174224573
Sexy skins of what?

The sjw Russian? The egyptians who are actually muslims? The mexican girl whos interested in IT, which is a stereotypical paradox in itself? The indian women that probably smells like their shit food?

Skins for fucking what

>>174225131
normal people that aren't creeps that play video games for fap material?

>>174224835
Is that you momo?

Is there a way to mute all game noises that arent during a match? I already turned menu music off but theres still all this ambient noise and shit.

It pisses me off because im tabbed out doing other things inbetween matches and i have to go to volume mixer and manually mute the game

>>174225360
Where do you think you are? What game do you think you are playing?

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>>174225341
For the proper waifu material.

>>174225258
They seek validation for their meaningless lives in the form of video game skill and imaginary numbers.

:^)

>>174225258
>playing comp
>complaining about being being competitive.

Don't get me wrong, this game is a complete joke comp wise, it's basically smash bros. But people are going to trash talk and throw hissy fits if you are playing a comp mode.

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>"Are you sure about that Symmetra? I mean are you confiden---"
>leave voice channel
>mute chat
>2 - 0 easy win
>third point about to seal the deal
>screen freezes
>lost connection to game server
>exit game and relaunch
Should I have just signed back in? My account is the same as my BattleNet? Could Blizzard be any more heavy-handed about how I belong in Gold?

>>174225026
always gold objective time, so no I have the useful medal and the others

>>174225473
It was QP. I'd unintall the game if it matched me with masters/grandmasters in a comp game.

>>174225481
Overwatch shut down my gpu right after I did an impossible one shot killing genji.
I think it was telling me to not be too good.

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>>174225368
Close

Does report system work in this game when it comes to obvious throwers (people who stand in the map doing nothing but shitting on their teammates, people standing on respawn or suiciding) or reports are only for self-validation?

>>174225425
You only see your waifu 70% of the time anyway, unless you consider her mecha as your waifu too

>>174225613
It does the report function even spells out what behaviour is throwing now.

Is it just me or does reaper's uprising sound kind of like...a complete bottom bitch?

>>174225131
You know there's tons of weebshit games that have that and more for you, right?

>>174225654
Where is the. Report on console?

>>174225678
He listened to Wake Me Up Inside, what do you think?

>>174225683
I dont know but they upgraded it on pc.

It also clearly states you can't be reported for hero picks and being silent.

>>174225682
You seem lost.

>>174225516
objective time is irrelevant on majority of heroes

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>play new lucio
>can now wallride faster
>can now boop further
>can now solo dumbass dps's
>just got Floor Is Lava without environemnt kills

I thought the reduced radius would ween me off being a Lucio main, but with all this power, I can't think of using anyone other than my qt brbr frog.

>>174225654
But what is their punishment? How many reports one has to receive?
Yesterday I had probably worst videogame experinece in my life with Sombra in our team just hacking one medkit literally nowhere when we lost first point, because "why bother, you are shit". We lost it 3-0, managed to comeback 3-3 playing 5vs6 and still lost in overtime. And this guy was throwing even after the comeback.
I really hope he gets banned, but probably not.

>>174224289
People on tumblr think he's trans because he's short. Not kidding.