/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

Whoa this first spot is nice

christ the hat and mask look awful together

>>174213876
Oh man, thats even more of an investment.

>>174213893
You can do the same proces with the old contract skins as well.

does anyone actually look at or use the shit in the OP

>>174214759
Have you seen it updated in the last like 4 years?

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>>174214460
Comin' on strong.

>>174214816
no but then why do we still have to post it every time we make a new thread

>>174214460
rstt

>>174214885
is the irc even a thing too? last time i looked it was full of fags

>>174215356
But Anon, that wasn't the irc. You were standing in a mirror house.

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Fuck

>>174215556
but Anon, this is the new thread :^)

Goodnight, /tf2g/. Post your highest killstreak and I'll look at in the morn, mines 30.

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>>174216075
i think i got one or two more kills after this, but then the server crashed.

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>>174216075
based vacc

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>>174216075
>When your killstreak gets cut short by the round ending

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>>174216075
58

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guys, engineer is so much fun. its feels so good setting up sentries in all the places players dont expect, having them run straight into the line of fire. it feels just as good to mow down people with your shotgun while theyre trying to peek your sentry. being able to heal and teleport your teammates is also very satisfying. i can do all of that killing and still be a real team player. this class is like a drug. i can do it all.

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>>174217146
A challenger appears

>>174217143
>no cosmetics or steam friend pocket medic
impressive

7 decides what a put on my conscientious objector (within reason, I have irl friends on steam)

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>>174217146
wrong image

>>174217243
>implying anyone in valve servers can switch to demo
i always get spies to chew up with my shotgun instead. even then, it only takes a few seconds to build a level 1. not much metal to upgrade to level 2 either.

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>>174217349

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>>174217349
seven

>>174217270
thank you uwu

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>>174217146
hey stop I did not give you permission to save that image

that is my image

>>174217742
its the only good pic from that artist anyways. am i allowed to post glossi?

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>>174217797
No these are MY waifus get your own

>sniping on turbine
>obviously new player on the other team who keeps standing still or running in straight lines
>look at scoreboard at the end after using his inexperience to farm stranges
>0 points
i don't usually feel bad for f2ps because they're doing something obviously stupid and kind of funny, but i felt bad about it this time.

>>174217143

That's a nice set of aimbot/wallhacks you've got there.

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>>174217871
whats glossi from, by the way? i wanna look at more pics of her.

also give me the source on this panty while your at it

>>174218101
>heart eyes
yes i also need the source to this, on the double please

>>174218101
>>174218139
it was posted a few days ago, check the archive for imgur

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>>174218101
Latex maid : http://keijimatsu.tumblr.com/tagged/glossi

The sauce : http://imgur.com/a/JVCQw

>>174218008
wtf

https://scrap.tf/raffles/NJBBFP
>As a final request, if you do happen to win the snake, nightcap or ambassador, please dont change the name or description. They are in memory of my friend Nick who commited suicide. Anyway, have a great day everyone, and good luck!
if one of you wins the ambassador, i dare you to rename it "Nick Cuckbain's Microphone"

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>>174217871

>waifus

You're trash.

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fourth cosmetic slot when

>wake up
>random crits still don't exist in comp

shit game mode

>>174218679
>you can win, but please keep the name in memory of a person you didn't know
...the fuck? Just fucking keep the items for yourself if that's what you want, don't expect others to do things for people they never knew

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reminder to turn off cosmetics
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod

reminder to turn off a good deal of effects
https://mega.nz/#!eRQj3Yza!XXAfSpFKprnlmkvM5H5Qs60cwz25zKllmT08AGTfTCA

reminder to turn off weapon skins
>right click on tf2 in steam, then click properties, next set launch option, and finally paste -dxlevel 81
after you run it once, exit the game one more time, go back to properties, and then remove -dxlevel 81. it will remain directx 8 but for whatever reason be much more stable

reminder to turn off other garbage
mat_phong 0
cl_disablehtmlmotd 1

i used to be a regular here but i've been gone for around a year. have there been any high-quality memes made lately? i might post some of my oc for the nostalgia

>>174219780
high quality, no. memes, yes, by the truckload. it's kind of like /tv/ where everyone's trying to force their own meme, but it's smaller so it's slightly less cancerous.

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>>174219780

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>>174220228

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rate my wife

>>174220717
I wish fur really was murder/10

>>174220717
sparkledog garbage. Get a real waifu

she does have a nice pussy though

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>>174216075

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16cfDt9yGBM

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>>174221829
>6v4 win in casual
good job

>>174221829
Denton looks happy here

>tf2g someone mistakes the video as Dane bragging about winning a casual match
Is everyone here autistic?

>>174222008
>4chan
you tell me

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>>174222008
okay you beat a 6 year old on powerhouse with a solly pocket, in a 6v4

>>174222684
>he thinks I made the video
Holy shit, get out of here newfag

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>>174222684
>okay you beat a 6 year old on
>you

>>174222684
How new?

>>174222008
Does this answer your question?
>>174222684

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>>174217537

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is this good or not

>>174223753
whats your best item

>>174223481
>not using three rune blade

>>174224075
I put it on the scout because it gave a clear view

>>174222816
>>174222862
>>174222897
>>174223041
*does something entirely unnoteworthy*
*makes a video despite this and shills it here*
great job

>>174224170
Why do you think anyone here made or shilled the video?
Are you this new to TF2?

>>174224712
$20 he's either going to say he was just trolling the whole time and thanks for the (you)'s or he's going to double down and say he doesn't care about any e-celeb shit. either way, he most certainly will not own up to his mistake.

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>>174224712
>>174224787
ok

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Post Pryo

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>>174224973
I need to unpaint the hat at some point.
But I like my comfy pyro.

>>174224810
is this some kind of abstract loss?

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>>174224973

>>174225432
no. Keep guessing

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>>174224973
i wanna use another loadout but i dont wanna take off the attendant

>>174220717
FurriesAreStillBetterThanWeebs/10

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JUST

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What games should I buy with 50€?

Or maybe I should spend all of it in keys...

buy limited edition trump hats and sell them for an 800% markup

then keys with the money you make

>>174225889
Talos Principle
Rome Total War
Estranged: Act I and Act II
Transmissions: Element

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>>174224973

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>>174224973

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>>174224973
I made this loadout with stalker/fallout in mind

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>pairing the attendant with the pyromancer's mask
>pyromancer's mask in general
>festive shit
jesus fucking christ

>>174228159
A MU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

>>174228159
botkiller weapons dont look good

>>174228220
as can be seen by >>174214460 the last thing on viva's mind is how good items look together. item synergy does not exist, only the ability to stack unusual effects.

>>174228419
i kind of figured that desu
white energy fucking sucks anyways, what did the attendant do to deserve that kind of treatment

>>174228419
Synergy doesn't exist? Meanwhile, Purple + Green Energies = White Energy. Sounds like a synergy to me

Silly jealous NEETs

>>174228553
and the attendant fucking clips through the mask. i'm almost certain there's hats that would gel better with the mask and not fucking clip through it so painfully if you were really hard up on having white energy, it's not like he doesn't have the money for it. he's just doubling down to try and convince people he doesn't have shit taste or buyer's remorse. the festive thing wouldn't piss me off except it doesn't go with the loadout, and viva's even talked about how disgusted he'd be if he festivized his kritzkreig. it's consistent with nothing. i have a fully decked strange festive sniper loadout because i like festives, it at least falls into a theme, i even gave them all the same damn sheen. viva has no excuse except shit taste and he won't even admit to that.

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>Silly jealous NEETs
right im sorry, forgive me for not having all this money to burn on overcompensating

>>174228782
>the attendant fucking clips through the mask
thats the main reason why it fuckin pisses me off honestly
"hey guys look at me and my loadout that has 3 unusual effects and clips like hell"
fuckin disgusting

>>174228515
How do find the people in those servers so you can ask them for the password?

>>174228964
if he wanted to stack even more effects he could just get an unusual coffin kit. another energy effect on that would burn out the retinas on everyone in the server, you wouldn't even notice the apparition's aspect was gone, and it would at least go better with the mask since it's skull themed.

>>174229203
>unusual coffin kit
i forgot that those existed honestly, god damn

>>174229010
you need to fit into their comp community
infiltrate their ranks
they slowly start trusting you and invite you to "mixes", where they give you the "connect" (IP and password of server)

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>>174224973
I prefer killing people with Shotgun/Flaregun/Backscratcher and use degreaser to reflect rockets.

people who vote "no" to kick a hacker should be banned from valve servers after he gets a vac ban.

https://youtu.be/aqeVxxMosMI

>>174225889
>in keys
This.
Also might increase your epeen via high steam level.

>>174228515
casual is better than community servers you filthy normie scum

>>174233252
This if only for the badge, for some reason it motivates me to do better and play more

how does one play scout effectively, he's like a fast engineer who can't build shit

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Who's the scary lady?

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https://scrap.tf/auctions/3BMEBO

>>174233486
> only for the badge, for some reason it motivates me to do better and play more
You should already have 150 level. You need like just 300 hrs for it.

>>174234182
I'm at 108, I've been playing a shitton

>>174234276
I was at 131 when i sold this acc. Created it in sep 2016.
Really makes you think.

>>174234387
shit
http://steamcommunity.com/id/tylertheseller/games/?tab=all

>>174234474
>sub 1000 hours
don't enter any tf2g raffles

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>>174224973

>>174234568
Boy you don't even know how many accounts i used to have before.

>>174234648
tell that to morgan

>>174234692
Why

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>chasing down demo who's fucking with our engie
>He shoots some stickies down, rounds corner
>Airblast em away from me towards the doorway
>He turns back around the corner detonating them, only to be standing on em himself
>He laughs about it in chat "only I'd do something so stupid"
Tf2 will never not be fun

>>174234743
She refuses to give raffle prizes to sub 1000 hours

>>174234778
But i have around 2000 hours.

>>174234831
then you're good

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>pocketed soldier with all lime items and two stacked unusual effects turns corner
>panic
>he doesn't even try to delay his shots or shoot the ground next to me for jukes
>airblast his rockets 1:1 until he dies

i don't understand

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>>174235073
https://steamcommunity.com/id/nevapidor

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First Five or Eight, as well as loadouts that interest me.

unusuals != skill

>>174235163
you just met a comp meta soldier main who doesn't understand anything outside the meta

>>174235191
meme me up scotty
>>174225702

>>174235191
I don't need your shitty drawnings.

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>>174235191

LOok guys I M SO NORMAL hahaha FEELS GOOD TO BE A NORMIE LOL

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BasedViva having good day and enjoing his blessed life :)

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>>174235191

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Stop using the Heavy Tourism.

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>>174235191

>>174235191
>>174235257
>>174235276
>>174235721
>>174235987
>>174236236
all of them

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Keep using the Engineer's Cap.
>Captcha: Stop Home

how many years have you been playing tf2 for

what else have you done in that time

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>steal a dudes frying pan
>he goes full "I DID NOT PAY ONE GRILLION DOLLARS" on me trying to get it back
Rip Mr.Money, proof that items do not make you better at the game

>>174236549
post chat

>>174236549
pot calling kettle black etc

>>174236549
Literal hobo

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>>174236549
>proof that items do not make you better at the game
>comming from the engienigger

YOU PAN STEALIN'

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>>174236603
I didn't save it
I do have this picture of a spy statue that never fell down or vanished and was there the entire game which was pretty creepy

>>174236643
>>174236740
I am good at the game, thank you.
At least passable

>>174236545
5 years

Y'know. Normie shit

Imagine frying a golden steak in that pan

>>174236545
Pyromania update
Lots of sex and drugs : (

>>174236771
>7 killstreak
>4 pan kills
>only one kill on the sentry
Inclined to believe you desu

Muselk sucks

>>174236953
he's using the clutchmaker
also, the pan kills are from obvious retarded f2p spies

>>174237101
shut the FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

b4nny sucks

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>>174237235
>widowmaker is a crutch
What the fuck?

he's a meanie

>>174237293
It doesn't require reloading and rewards spamming playstyle

NOOOOOO

>>174237332
>rewards spamming playstyle
No it doesn't because if you spam it you run out of metal AND ammo and you can't just flick some more shells into it

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>gunboats

>>174237332
It rewards aim, not spam

>>174237381
It does though. You can fire infinitely and don't lose much ammo at all on a miss, this is especially the case if you stand next to a level three dispenser like you.

>>174237450
>You can fire infinitely and don't lose much ammo at all on a miss
You lose 30. You only have 6 shots
>this is especially the case if you stand next to a level three dispenser like you.
I don't play engineer

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>>174235276
still no 5 or 8, tempted to draw nohatsmod anon.

>>174237515
>I don't play engineer
Okay, if ONE stands next to a dispenser. My point still stands.

>>174237576
The widowmaker actively punishes standing next to a dispenser because if you do and you need to fire you have no metal for your sentry or dispenser

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>>174237554
Guess i'll reroll then

>>174237669
This is a non-problem if all your buildings are already at maximum level. (Like given in Vibri's screenshot)
Also it is to be kept in mind that the Dispenser isn't the sole source of metal here, but also the damage points from the eventual hits.

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What do you want raffled next? First reply wins.

heavy minigun

+100% pellet count
+100% faster spin up
+100% faster spin down
-100% slower firing speed
-75% max primary ammo

it's actually a shotgun haha epic

>the one weapon in the game whose success is based solely on skill is a crutch
This general is cancer

>>174237868
golden frying pan

Valve man here
First to reply to this decides what weapon gets nerfed

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>>174237984
Fine.

>>174237990
bonk

>>174237990
pyro

Viva here
First reply to this decides who I'm giving head to

>>174238142
Isabella

>>174238246
Who?

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http://tf2r.com/kiecyqc.html
>>174238246
It's Isabelle you dumbfuck

Why does he wear the masketta?

That one didn't fly so good!
Who wants to try next?

Why do new players periodically stand absolutely still

why doesn't anyone use the panic attack anymore

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>hit guy
>they survive the explosion
>you die from the explosion

why is this allowed

people who use the null cancelling movement script don't understand how useful it is to stop on a dime without releasing your movement keys. sometimes the best way to dodge is to stay still for a second.

>hit guy
>they survive

why is this allowed

>>174237758
leaving to get some food, I'll post the finished bit a little later

No, but these players will stand still in ways that get them killed
>standing still to look at something
>standing still to shoot at something
>standing still while choosing a disguise/building
>hardscoping

>>174239536
No worries , take your time

what i don't get is spies who stand perfectly still when firing their revolver

newbies think they can compensate for recoil

>>174237764
>This is a non-problem if all your buildings are already at maximum level.
You can't repair them and spam at the same time, the metal you get from dispenser will be pretty low. Thus, your point is broken. It doesn't promote spamming; in case you do, your sentry will be shot down.

>engineer builds a teleporter to our intel room
literally the only time you would ever need this the tele would probably be destroyed

>>174239952
You get metal from hitting people with it. And alot of metal at that. The ammo from the dispenser is used to compensate for missed shots.

http://bazaar.tf/trade/1537498

hh

>>174240140
That still means you can't spam it and don't care if you're missing. Try playing Heavy or Pyro if you think pressing M1 promotes spamming then see how long you stay alive by not hitting anything.

>>174241448
As Heavy or Pyro I don't get any ammo back for hitting lucky shots, though.

What's a good way to make this game fun again? It got really boring after a while and I need a way to spice it up.

>played it for 965965 hours
>w-why it's not so fun like it's used to be
> > > /v

OHOHO CONGA

Come on now
Let's do this!

/tf2g/ meetup with irl conga when?

>>174241979
play competitive
get good at a different class

>>174242353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJVm6xdEe4I

three years ago

>>174242674
Physically uncomfort watching this

>>174241683
You can still "spam" by sitting near a dispenser too though.

>>174243272
And they get countered. I never said the widow is uncounterable.

>>174242674
DID THAT ONE FAGGOT HAVE A FUR TAIL ON HIS ASS

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>Borneo last point.
>Guy getting pocketed all game thinks he's good with his Vacc medic up his ass.
>Lose the round and head to defense.
>Go enginigger.
>We manage to defend first point without giving it to them.


*Woohoos externally.*

>>174243331
>promotes spamming
Well... now you know at least.

>>174243851
It does promote spamming though.

>>174243881
Try missing

>>174243910
Dispenser

>>174242353
If we do meet up, Ill taunt kill Viva with my Escape Plan.

Viva is way too normal for a social interaction

>>174243974
Replenishes 60 metal aka 2 shots every 5 seconds, attack interval of Widowmaker is .625 seconds and you are rooted there. You're welcome

>>174244146
>Miss 2 shots
>Hit 4
>Wait for the next victim to come

>>174244206
>Scout 2 shots you while you're waiting near a dispenser
>wait for respawn timer.

>>174244293
>Meatshot him once
>3 shots restored

>>174244284
And crap it got 404'd rip my loadout , thanks anyway mate !

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>>174244435
Yeaaah, I forgot to add the facial hair so I deleted it.

>>174244527

It's really well-made , glad i got some luck .

>>174244339
Actually it restores 2 shots; (-30) metal loss from shot (+90) metal gain from meatshot = +60 metal gain from one meatshot instead of waiting for 5 seconds. An average accuracy shot beyond 512 hu will not replenish your shot at all and you have to send in a second hoping it would land more pellets
>implying scout will let a rooted Engineer meatshot him and won't jump around and sting you.
>implying scout won't keep distance

>>174243848
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
someone post that tiny desk engi gif

>>174244824
Sentry is still there.
The point still stands, you get 2 free shots for every meatshot.

>>174244897
Sentry is not there in the example is it? If a sentry is there why are you spamming metal around and keep away from your sentry, sitting near a dispenser while you need to repair it?
Dispenser alone does zilch in promoting spamming at the other hand W+M1'in on f2ps with a Medic does it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sGnIaXOGMg

>>174245774
It is there in Vibri's example though.
If you forgot, the original point was that said player isn't really skilled.

>>174242353
When Red comes over again, I'll ask him to Conga

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>>174220525
i fell asleep, but please appreciate this picture i'm proud of it

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>>174235275
Even though you didn't post a loadout I'll still deliver. I can only guess at your class, though.

>>174246579
Is it fem scout?

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>>174246527
last one

>>174246663
It could be, it could just be edgelord.
If I was going for femscout I'd have made the lashes more apparent, maybe some long hair. Looking at it again it looks like eyeliner and not just angry eyes

>>174246714
It's obviously the same person.

Pyro update on homewrecker:

Along with sapper removal it also repairs sentries; but it cannot build past set sentry level.

>>174251681
>every pub is now a stalemate forever

>>174251681
I like it

>>174251681
>Instead of making it interesting it just makes Pyro into Engineer's lapdog.

>>174236186
Never. It's my favorite heavy cosmetic

>>174236887
>Finger lickin gold

What are the best EU community servers?

Reminder that we were all sub-1000 hours once

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>>174251681
tf2 Item fix proposals for the pyro

Homewrecker
>Can heal sentries on hit up to 50%

Manmelter
>Minicrits on burning targets

Degreaser
>Airblasting does not affect players
>Reflected projectiles are Crits instead of Minicrits

Third Degree
>On hit: Removes overheal

Sharpened Volcano Fragment
>Mini-Crits from behind

>>174252549
I'm still at like 850. But less autistically speaking, I play other games

OH MY GOD SCRAP IS DOWN

SVF will never be good

>>174252710
>third degree
I like it
>Homewrecker
would be a little OP and engie turtles would last forever
>Degreaser
No.

I'd love if the detonator blew up on contact as well, or if the pyro got some kinda incendiary shotgun.
Or an idea for a flamethrower maybe convert the airblast into a blast of fire. Maybe no regular spray, just a fire blast or something

>>174253032
Blow up as in hitting a target or wall and having the M2 effect on contact?

That sounds nice, actually. Too many shitters will use it as a crutch for assist kills, though

TWO WORDS
HUSK CANNON

United States
No love
No breaks

>>174253292
Maybe like the airblast does damage plus ignition. Idk what about primary fire though, maybe just regular flames or something, idk.

>>174253749
No, you dummy. I don't give a shit about your bad Flame Thrower idea. I was talking about your Detonator idea

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>>174253406
My nigga. That's kinda what I meant with the fire airblast. That'd be sick

>>174253898
Oh ok. :(
But yeah maybe the projectile bounce off a wall or something would be cool

>>174253032
>Homewrecker
>would be a little OP and engie turtles would last forever
You would also sacrifice a pyro.

>Degreaser
>No.
Why not? It would replace the no skill Airblast + Reserve or Airblast + Axt with a skill rewarding weapon

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flak cannon/blunderbuss for scout when

>>174252710
>>174254205
>get friendly soldier on the enemy team
>set up with him and a dispenser next to spawn
>crit whoever tries to come out

bad idea, its gonna happen

>>174254205
>You would also sacrifice a pyro.
oh no, huge loss. honestly, the homewrecker is pretty good as is. the only issue is that you have to chill by your engie most of the match.

>>174254493
scattergun is already flak if you use it that way

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>>174252792
Stop playing other games.

This is added as a weapon in the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKprZDuHoW0

What would the stats be?

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>>174253406
I believe you missed kf2g, but a gauss rifle always sound nice.
Actually we have Cowmangler on Soldier but I really started to think if they can re-design Manmelter for a similar mechanic as well... Off to drawing board...

>>174254583
Homewrecker is cool as it is, just needs bleeding damage on hit imo. When I swing a huge-ass sledgehammer I expect it to at least slightly out damage a Fire Axe.

>>174255923
Maybe instead of a damage drop in the hammer make it swing slower. Kinda like the ubersaw, which definitely doesnt suffer from thr slow swings

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>Using nothing but flaregun and backscratcher
>4 Dominations

>>174255923
Do you know how fucking terrifying fire axes are? You can cut through walls with those, sledgehammers just make holes

>>174257239
>femboy
>hearts in your name

end your life my dude

>use stock everything
>get multiple dominations as soldier
>enemy sniper tells me to buy get a fucking hat and calls me a noob

god i love pissing people off like this

Scout Mains
>Smug assholes. They think they're better at the game than everyone else, and sometimes that will actually be true. Spends a lot of time in MGE, whether they play competitive or not.
Soldier Mains
>UGC Iron players. Decked out in strange, unusual, and killstreak items. Regularly goes on pubstomps with their Medic friends/boyfriends.
Pyro mains
>Sub 1,000 hours. Oblivious to competitive play, and thinks Pyro is fine as is. If they continue playing Pyro late into their career, watch out. They are likely a furry and autistic on top of the previous.
Demoman Mains
>Generally cool, and are actually really good at the game. Those two reasons are why Demo mains are hard to find.
Heavy Mains
>Makes youtube videos and listens to Weezer all the time. Doesn't actually play Heavy that much.
Engineer Mains
>They play exclusively in pubs, and are pretty good players in that environment. Dont particularly care for competitive play.
Medic Mains
>Comes in two flavors. The first are those who want to win every match, and will do their best to push the team forward. The second are those femboy faggots that would rather be sitting under a desk than at a desk. These two types very well may overlap.
Sniper Mains
>Whether good or bad they will only play Sniper. They don't care that there's already two on the team. They don't care about the sentry holding the cart up. They wont even try to push.
Spy mains
>Even smugger assholes than Scouts. In fact, THE smuggest assholes. Refuses to play anything else, and insists that Spy is not only the hardest class in the game, but the strongest.

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>>174257239
That stuff is op when camping healthkits. I sometimes use Panic Attack instead of Flare for the gig of it.
Panic Attack is just plain funny against Spy and Demoman.

>>174258048
demo main detected

>>174258161
it's common knowledge that demo mains are the nicest
t. scout main

>>174258243
demo main detected

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>>174258293

>>174258243
Lol, no
Demoman mains tend to think every other class is shit, and that they are even more smart than soldiers.
And 99% of them just stickyspam while hiding behind their teammates
They also never take responsibility for dying its always someone elses fault. If they get outplayed by a scout they bitch and moan about other people shouldve killed the scout because their poor weapons "are not suited for them" QQ

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Face full of smokes cosmetics when?

>>174258389
demo main detected

>>174258048
Who the heck if Weezer?
Ofc i don't play heavy that much. It's just really boring to play only one class.
In fact, i know one heavy main id/gribyshka64 who play heavy only. Nice person, but this shit is autistic af.
Soldier part is pretty accurate, though.

t. soldier/heavy main

>Reading a doujin
>Think it's lesbians
>Turns out one is a futa
>Well alright
>Turns out the other one was a trap
I have never felt so betrayed in my entire life

>>174258625
link right now

>>174258420
this is true for lower level players
http://www.teamfortress.tv/199

>>174258607
he was referencing funke

>>174258673
https://e-hentai.org/g/1052461/56f687bc56/
Warning: furfaggotry inside
I genuinely thought it was going to be lesbians ffs

>>174258161
>>174258293
but its the truth. Demo takes the most skill to use. Thats why you hardly see any Demo mains.

>>174258876
>Furfaggotry
>/tf2g/
Its like pottery.

>>174258876
>western
>doujin
What the fuck anon

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>>174259116
>Demo takes the most skill to use

>>174259116
>takes the most skill
That's what literally everyone says about their favorite class

>>174259172
In hindsight i should've just written porn, but doujin gets the point across faster
>>174259167
What one wanks it to and what one is are two different things

>>174259335
My favourite classes doesnt need skill at all.

>>174259212
>>174259335
im just speaking from personal experience. actually trying to hit pipes is way harder than clicking on people with the scattergun or clicking on the floor with the rocket launcher.

>>174258161
Demo mains I see are typically smug, stickies spamming niggers.

>>174259412
Keep telling yourself that, faggot.

>>174259442
what are your favorite classes

>>174259621
>>174258607

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>>174258625
>reading a doujin
>futa fucking trap
>trap becomes pregnant

>>174259894
>Used to fill my PSP with tons of porn.
>Used to use it to wack off while holding it in one hand.

It was a simpler time.

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>>174258876

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Finally back and able to post my epic, plz don't ban me any more.

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>futa

>tfw cant stop playing TF2 pubs

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>>174258876

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>Liking anything that doesn't have the tag: chubby,bbw,big asses, anal, traps, crossdressing, forced, impregnation.

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Not
>diapers, cock vore, guro, netorare, mind break, the state of Ohio, nose fetish, armpit fetish, voyeurism, and floor tiles
I had high hopes for this place

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>Comp MM
>Enemy team has hacker
>"Oh we will just taunt in front of your spawn, sorry about the hacker"
>Go sniper
>Actually kill the enemy hacker a few times even though hes spinbotting
>After we cap the first point the enemy team starts pocketing and helping the hacker
I fucking hate people that just pretend to give a shit when all they want is a free win

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>Not being 100% vanilla

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>>174260775
>liking anything other than paizuri, fellatio, vaginal, anal, defloration, nakadashi, big asses, big tits, femdom, milf, gyaru and stockings

i just like yandere desu
i dont care what other tags are in there

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>reading porn
>not watching it
*tch* I knew I was dealing with pubbos...........

someone made a whole game for your fetish

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>>174261687

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> not having sex with your gf
Oh wait

>>174261765
Truly one of us.

i dont like that meme where normies flood into your fetish and ruin it completely, totally fucking just everything because theyre fucking retarded

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>>174261923

sure the dev is autistic and a raging faggot but the likely never to be finished sandbox build is free and you could probably whack off to that

>>174261957
Make me like him even more.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197963068195/

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>>174262240
Plz stop posting this u ragging homo

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>being anything but submissive to the point where you would be willing to harm yourself for sexual pleasure as an outlet for your overly domineering parents that planted the seeds of your reclusive nature at a young age
>not being obsessed with extremes due to catholic school failing to teach you about sexuality and not giving you any chance to experience first hand, leaving porn to show you the way instead
>he's never questioned his own gender, idolizing the women in his porn, only to come to the sad conclusion that you've only ever felt that way because you desire to be longed for and in reality you're just lonely and feel worthless

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>Being the guy above me
>Not the guy below me

>>174261765
>>174261957
>YandereDev is yandere himself
like poetry

>>174258876
How do you fuck up like that? It's even in English.

I can't believe there are people like this either

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>not wanting to pound vivas normie ass, until ever time he ubers blaris he thinks of me.

>>174262847
viva is a disgusting spic though

>>174261765
>>174262089
>>174261957
Kiwifarms have a goldmine of lulz about that guy.

Yeah, there is an ED about him too.

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>>174262847
>>174262989
I know right? Why not have sex with the superior spic, Wanderer?

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>avatarfags still exist

does liking dragons make me a furfag?

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>>174261148
>floor tiles