Easter Blanny Edition
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Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):
https://pastebin.com/xZAgBX33
Neptune vs Sega Hard Girls is coming to Steam this summer: https://twitter.com/IdeaFactoryIntl/status/851517134127616000
Beta testing registration is already open: http://ideafintl.com/beta.php
Nep-Nep's VII-rtual Reality Stuff:
The team behind VIIR reveals some new details about the game: http://gematsu.com/2017/04/megadimension-neptunia-viir-super-remake-seems-like-different-game-new-engine
DengekiOnline Article: http://dengekionline.com/elem/000/001/500/1500281/
Official Teaser Trailer: https://youtu.be/bVDmMvp51mo
NepNep Connect Chaos Chanpuru News:
Chaos Chanpuru is to be released in Japan in May: http://gematsu.com/2017/04/nep-nep-connect-chaos-chanpuru-launches-may-japan
New gameplay trailer: https://youtu.be/QtSK_z-DFOQ
Dammit I wanted to hijack the OP with a spider.
Nepgear is my goddess!
My wife.
>>174137527
You skipped a thread, retard.
i want to princess carry prince nowa.
Boobies, desu~
>>174138086
>Lewd picture of IF
Why are all the cinmatics in the start of the rebirth games look so low quality?
>>174137527
I love my wife Lady Blanc more than anything! She's the one light in my life!I'm horribly depressed tonight and I wish I was dead.
slime.
>>174139652
I want to[FIGHT]the Nowagoo
I hear her voice anons, she compels me to steal, to pirate. I have already hacked my 3DS.Rom, Ram, I am so sorry.. Custom themes and removing region locks were too tempting. How do I rid myself of this evil? Please help.
>>174140082
Go hack a Vita and play the Re;Births and spin-off games again
>>174140082
I have two for each, one hacked and one clean for every handheld in the recent generation, to play those games that I can never get due to region lock while buying and supporting legal localizations and other western games.Monster Hunter XX localization is taking long goddamit.
>>174140316
I have one unhacked 3DS.
But apparently I picked the worst possible games.
>Yoshi's New Island (trash compared to the SNES version)
>Paper Mario : Sticker crap stuff (trash comapred to the Gamecube version)
>monster hunter V or some crap
>harvest moon : tales of two towns it crashes after a while)
Anyone have the complete chapter of this?
>>174139821
no
>>174140435
Yes. And it's adorable.
Too big for 4chan though.
>>174140559
I need it, imgur?
>>174140618
It's probably in the OP. Look for Megami Tenshi Volume 3 Chapter 1.
If not, I'll upload it later.
I love Histoire!
>>174140674
It is in the pastebin, my bad, I'm dumb. Have a cute nep.
In Rebirth 3 should I just get the True endings or is there any point in trying for the normal and good end?
>>174141034
Go for the Good End if you want to see Nepgear getting some sweet-sweet karma.
Otherwise, no.
NepuBuran
Did you guys use the super exp up plan? Feels like cheating using it since you kill enemies easy
>Neptune and Nepgear travel to Ultradimension
>Both lose their divinity because they aren't originally from UD
>Plutia goes to Hyperdimension
>Remains a CPU
>>174142379
Because the HD CPUs are linked to their people, while the UD CPUs are CPUs by themselves.
If HD Noire started from nothing like UD Noire, she would have died in a few days.
>>174142379
I saw that as
>Both lose their virginity
I want to console Lowee Soldier S7V-G4R after an unsucessful patrol.
>>174143579
The only thing you'll be consoling after an unsucessful patrol would be a cold corpse, possibly in multiple pieces.
>>174143915
>this in a world where dead CPUs get resurrected left and right
Cherub wings exist for a reason, this isn't Final Fantasy VII.
>>174142379
>HD CPUs were born from shares and fall ill/into the coma without them
>Neptune and Nepgear get teleported to Zerodimension and have the link to their people severed completely
>Nothing happens
>>174141126
Hey, that poor girl's been through enough.
She got tortured by Sadie FFS (though she kind of deserverd that one). Everything else after that was overkill and completely mean and unnecessary.
>>174144131
They survive with Uzume's Sharing Field.
Plus they don't stay there for really long.
>>174143965
Revival items don't work during cutscenes, and the death of your beloved is important enough to be a cutscene.
Rena is so cute.
>>174144285
>implying she's my beloved and not a friend
My beloved is Tiara.
>>174144172
>Nepgear is being an annoying clingy spoiled brat throughout the entire game
>Gets offended when others don't take her seriously
If V had been my first Neptunia game I would've laughed as well.
>>174144729
I'd give her all the attention she wanted...
I love Uzume!.
Good morning, /nepgen/.
>>174145812
That is one hot looking Uzume.
>>174145812
Nice abs.
Heпгиp - oчeнь дoбpaя и хopoшaя дeвчoнкa.Я люблю Heпгиp!
>>174147007
Ta gueule le coco. Va t'arsouiller à la vodka et fous-nous la paix.
>>174147007
Heпгиp-Hepgip
dúsenpai že to je nepgear.
>>174147212
pál do piče, spankfag.
>>174147593
Va chier, pédé.
We /int/ now
>>174147730
>Shut coconut. Will you arsouiller vodka and fools us peace.
>Heпгиp-Hepgip
>dúsenpai it is nepgear.
>pál the fuck, spankfag.
>Fuck, homosexual.
Straight outta Google Translator.
>>174147851
>Shut coconut
>fools us peace
10/10 BRAVO
>>174147730
The love for Blanc knows no border.
>>174147730
PUTANGINA
>>174147650
jediný homoš si tu ty a tvoj jebnutý fetiš, ty jebnutý žabiak.
>>174147593
>Heпгиp-HepgipГyглoтpaнcлeйт тeбя oбмaнyл, ceнпaй.
>Nepgear = Heпгиp
>Hepgip = Хeпгип
>>174147730
>>174148393
>There's a russian gearfag but no russian blancfag
Explain yourselves vodkaniggers.
>>174147851
But Noire is already all alone.
>>174148768
Eh, don't talk shit about my main in Zombies!
>>174147851
Reminder that Kei pleases dead robots for profit.
>>174148852
Fuck off.
Where were you when you grew out of yurishit and realized that neps are too cute and funny to deny them your love?
>>174148986
I was busy fighting the ASIC for the control of the holy land.
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
>>174148707
Didn't the last voting thing show that Blanc had a large fanbase with Russians?
>>174150013
Ah, Russians having shit taste as usual.
>>174148852
it's more that he's turning to pimping out the goddesses for additional revenue
I feel okay.
>>174150412
I want to buy an abused slave Iffy and give her lots of love and headpats!
>>174150360
Uni isn't a goddess so it's okay
My deepest wish is to see your dream comes true, and to be with you on the day that they do.
>>174150606
I want to comfort Iffy after Iris Heart atrociously punished her!
>>174150748
Yeah, she is.
Sure, she's not the patron CPU but she still has the powers of a goddess.
>>174151630
Uni isn't a goddess, she's a cocksleeve.
>>174151630
this is way sexier than uni's normal black sister outfit
>>174151630
That guy completely screwed up the combinaison.
Behold, my latest creation!
Isn't it magnificient?!
>>174153748
fuck off
>>174153898
Why are you so salty, my good man?
>>174153748
10/10
Was expecting some yurishit propaganda.
>>174153748
I don't think I like it, but I don't hate it or anything like that. Indifferent.
>>174154414
On your knees, Noire
>>174154414
I suppose I could have photoshopped that last part better if I wasn't using MS Paint.
Here, have some more of Blanc's questionable writing talent.
Is there any quicker way to raise shares in R;B1 other than mindlessly grinding missions?
>>174155425
Coliseum, I guess.
>>174155425
Colosseum battles.
>>174155425
This. >>174155513 >>174155483
I went into my second playthrough of RB2 to get the true ending and didn't unlock the Coliseum at that time and it took me quite a while to get the shares needed to recruit the other 3 CPUs.
>>174155090
>Neptune cringing
>>174155090
>the Association
>>174156001
Who allowed you to speak?
>playing SeHa
>pretty overleveled, Iffy and Segami at 46, Saturn and Neptune around 38 after the first Time Eater fight
>best gear I can get for everyone
>do the Saturn fight
>immediately die
Holy fucking shit, I thought you guys were just memeing. Why the fuck is she so powerful?
>>174156585
>I thought you guys were just memeing
First rule of /nepgen/ : we meme about the girls, but never about the gameplay. If you're told a game is hard or that an ending is depressing, it fucking is.
>>174156001
My wife looks so cute when she's angry.
>>174156897
You're waifu is trash.
>>174157050
No bully.
>>174156585
>pretty overleveled, Iffy and Segami at 46, Saturn and Neptune around 38 after the first Time Eater fight
damn, I fought the time eater like 4 times at this point and I don't think my guys are at that point
>>174156585
Maybe it's pic related.
>>174157128
Don't mind spankfag, he's still seething over losing that one soc.... er futbol game
>>174157128
No bully, only discipline.
>>174155483
>>174155513
I had a thought that might be it, but I wasn't sure. Looks like I'm probably a couple of dungeons away from being able to turn on that plan, although I'll need more memory to use it, and the game seems to be a bit stingy on that point currently.
>>174148707
Blanc is okay, my favourite Lowee (and overall) nep is Rom, though.КoмпaandХиcтиare fine too.
Finally finished up the main campaign of Zombies.
Now I just gotta clear out HD Noire and V-II.
>>174159093
My daughter rom is so cute.
I like Neptune. A little bit.
When she's not a bitch.
>>174158839
Are you going to kill yourself soon?
But I like Tiara more.
>>174161236
Best daughteru.
>>174161508
Don't be so tsundere.
We all know you're just as madly in love with that adorable little memelord as I am. Just admit the truth and accept our lord and savior nepnep into your heart.
>>174162289
I refuse. There's no room in my list for Neptune. I already have a hard time deciding if Nitroplus go before or after Million Arthur.
I love my wife Chika!
>>174158839
>>174162708
I want to impregnate Chika and cuck you both, making you raise literally your wife's son
>"4go out in winter 2017 for NA"
>it's spring
Kill me
>>174163295
>4go
>winter 2017 for NA
Nigga you what? It's Japanese release was on February 9th, now it will be at least a year until the English version comes out.
>>174162708
Anon's wife Chika is so sexy. I wish I had a wife that sexy.
>>174158839
Fuck off Eltard don't confuse my wife with your shitty green slut
>>174163109
I will rape anon
>>174163109
Dammit /pol/, you're supposed to be against degeneracy, not promoting it!
>>174163551
IFI already announced localization plans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlw0aKw28Tk
End of this year.
>>174163619
Thanks anon
sorry I can't comfy Chika post anymore in these threads
you'll find your perfect wife some day
>>174163861
Or possibly the start of next year since January and February would technically still be Winter 2017.
>>174164031
Only if you are operating on fiscal year logic, which is not something they follow when making announcements to the public.
>>174163551
>It's
*Its
>>174163861
Because when you hear "Winter [year]" the first thing you think of is December.
Stupid Iffy
Reminder that tangerines kick ass.
>>174165537
Those aren't tangerines! They're basketballs!
Too big and not sweet enough.
>>174165537
Yeah, I can't get behind Blanc with breasts.
Neither can the twins considering they tried to pop her tits with needles.
You can impregnate one nep but she'll never be in a relationship with you. who gets the d?
We all know which of the neps we would marry.
But which Nep would you take as a daughter.
Pic obviously related.
>>174166879
Ramalam or Pko
probably ramalam because she's smarter
>>174166879
Will I get to lewd her?
>>174166996
No, you sick fuck!.
>>174166665
What's the point of impregnating without a relationship?I'm sorry for your loss of a get.
>>174167261
Uni I guess then. She needs someone who isn't abusive to raise her.
>>174167295
>not wanting to impregnate women
get a load of this fag
>>174166943
Plus Peashy is a very weird combination of cute daughter and sexy titty monster in one.
>>174166879
Rom, of course.
>>174166879
I'd say lil Compa.
>>174167571
I love Peashy.
In the morning, she's a daughteru to give hugs and headpats while in the night, you get to fuck her endlessly in her Yellow Heart form. Pretty good if you ask me.
>>174169101
Okay, Trick.
>>174168517
>>174144217
>Plus they don't stay there for really long.
Didn't Rom fall ill almost instantly after Lowee had lost their shares in RB2?
>>174169101
>wanting to fuck a six year old
>>174172145
Rom doesn't have Neptune or Nepgear's constitution.
Besides, the Zerodimension isn't a different place like the Ultradimension was, so the monsters' share may be enough to keep them alive.
>>174168517
lil compa and baby neppy are both great choices as well
>>174172506
I want to raise Compa into being an oustanding nurse who can fight against monsters and actually take a few hits.
>>174172930
>>174173204
>not liking Rem
KYS yourself until you die from being dead.
>>174153748
>Blancy Boreton
10/10 would RKO again
What kind of nice things would you do for Green Heart?
:O
>>174174051
Nothing.
> Big Nep is for _______
>>174174304
Spanking!
>>174174304
rape
>>174167471
Oh, I do, but what's the point if you can't be in a relationship with them?
>>174174304
impregnating and starting a family with
>>174174304
>>174174051
Nepping!
>>174172930
I want to raise little Iffy into being a very refined and feminine lady.
Post bunny Neps??
>>174177796
that can be arranged
>>174178257
MY EYES
>>174178257
Wow, is that a shitty attempt at fishnets. That actually hurts to look at.
>>174178303
Is the fishnet a problem? I'll fix that after this sex incarnate
>>174178435
YES IT IS.
It's more than a problem, it fucking hurts my eyes!
Well if you guys weren't stupid you'd have noticed the "p0" in the filename and look the rest of the set on pixiv
>>174178257
>Wait, what's the problem with this pic, it doesn't look so bad from the thumbnai-
>>enlarges<
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>174178435
Uni isn't sex incarnate, she's just a cocksleeve.
It's actually very easy to find bunnygirl neps on pixiv, especially with the last bunny Blanc being added recently, so I'll post the less common finds from twitter and DA first
>174178615
>post a shitty picture
>get called out
>"y-you guys are idiots"
Pretty salty, but not enough to deserve a (You).
>get called out
Oh no, what will I do about anonymous people calling me out for posting something I didn't make
>>174179241
Marvy's pretty cute. I want to take her to a fancy Italian restaurant.
>>174179419
>uni
>tits
>>174179535
the artist is a heretical idiot who didnt draw bunny Blanc because "she does what she wants" or some shit like that, just wait until I post his version of Iffy
>>174179241
Needs a nepping.
>>174179241
Go away, spooky eyes ninja.
>>174179535
Uni has some decent ones when she's not in HDD.
They aren't big or anything but she's boobed.
>>174179642
Post Boob Blanc!
>>174180282
I bet this artist's first boner was for Jessie from Pokemon.
>>174179834
>>174180447
>>174180282
Nep and Vert somehow manage to just look like hookers while Compa looks like a gorgeous and refined lady.
>>174179901
>Uni has some decent ones when she's not in HDD.
because she pads
>>174180313
Chika?
>>174180576
They all look like girls that would comeup to you when you enter the club and try to milk you dry from your money in exchange for spending time with them and lapdances
>>174180798
Vert and Neptune look like they'd give you the succ for money.or maybe even for free to make you want to pay later
>>174180981
I'm sold on K-Sha's butt. They should have made this an alternative outfit.
Hey now...
>>174181356
I want to love that Blanc and make her a happy young lady
>>174181429
That too is a nice butt. A shame her ingame butt is as flat as a fucking chopping board! Sad!
>>174181356
why is blanc so lewd
>>174181187
K-Shas' butt is the reason the Neptunia series even exists.
Everything was just a lead-up to the moment I got to lay my eyes on it.
>>174181607
She's not lewd, she's cute.
>he doesn't want to tickle her smooth, white little belly
>>174181638
Don't force it, granny.
>>174181638
I would this christmas cake.
I love Eryn!!!
>>174181638
>>174181862
Cute
>>174181607
Because of her insecurities caused by her body, basicly she doesn't want to be treated like a child by you so she tries to be lewd, only issue being that she's still emberassed due to lack of experience
>>174181708
I like the way you think. Indeed, K-Sha's butt is a wonder. CH put a lot of effort into it for a very good reason.
>>174181895
Yurgh.
>>174182009
I love Rei.
This is what you came for.
>>174182447
I'd say it's more than a baka. It's trash.
Another one.
Wow, we got a lot of bunnies here.
kitty neps > bunny neps
>>174182447
I didn't come for garbage.
>>174183442
I prefer cats, but bunnies are good for lewd.
>>174183591
My taste > Your taste
>>174183591
I'll post them some other time
The logic of the mission countdown thing in SeHa is that the Time Eater gets stronger the more history it eats, right? Shouldn't doing missions make it more powerful then? Is it eating the history of nothing happening?
>>174144336
>>174144336
>>174183951
That is one cute and lewd Vert
>>174184358
the missions you do protect the history from being eaten
>>174185876
Don't eat Histoire, she's cute.
>>174186576
I'd like to eat out Histoire. Do you think she'd smell like old books?
>>174186728
Don't.
>>174186576
UD Histy a Best!.
>>174187239
UD Histy is cheating to be even cuter than normal Histy. CHEATING, I SAY!!
>>174187495
MEOW, SEE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV10oOQOGho
>>174188062
MEOW, SEE?
>Kurome somehow managed to materialize herself in Ultradimension, but she's completly powerless.
>She still hates everyone, so she ends up stealing food, and just trying to survive on her own, without even having a roof over her head.
>Some time later, she bumps into Neptune and Plutia (Histy kicked them out to do some work), as she was looking for food, in some trash.
>Neppy recognizes her, and prepares to beat her ass.
>Kurome realizing that she have no chance in her current state, tries to run away.
>But she's so tired and hungry, that she ends up tripping over her own feet, and smashing her face into the ground.
>Nep starts laughing, and making fun of her.
>But Plutia fees bad for the poor thing, and decides to take care of her.
>>174188378
>Plutia
>feeling bad for someone
Good one mate.
>>174188062
Remember me when I tried to photoshop a few Rebirth sprites to make them look like wooden figures like this one.
I failed because I can't draw at all.
>>174187239
>>174186576
Hey, don't forget Superdimension Histy
>>174189675
That one isn't cute.
>>174189675
SD is REALLY CUTE, but not as cute as UD.
HD Histy is meh.
>>174189731
Why not?
>>174188742
Hey! You little shit!
Kurome is cute as fuck.
So watching her struggle to even stand up, would touch anyone's heart.
also,bullying something so powerless, isn't entertaining enough.
So let it grow a little stronger, before you break it.
>>174190031
Because she can do literally everything if asked.
So if you cheat on Noire, she can ask Histoire to make you a girl, and then send Red after your perfect little ass. That's spooky.
>>174189968
>these little feet
>these little shoes
>that little hand
SO
FUCKING
CUTE
I want to pat her head with the tip of my index.
>>174190209
Bullying something powerless is not satisfying, but neither is bullying something you grew.
It'd be like throwing black paint at a painting you made yourself.
Thanks for so many bunnies, Nepgen! You're so nice!
Huh
nepu~
Dood.
>>174188378
plu-plu is such a cutie
>>174191574
Have another. Happy Easter, /nepgen/, try not to kill yourselves.
>>174137527
Uni is my UNIverse!
>>174195530
Man, Famitsu is so fucking comfy
Does Gamindustri believe in the Easter Nigga?
>>174197672
Heh?
>>174197672
>>174195530
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
*kills himself*
This is Underling
Say something nice about her
>>174197182
>>174166665
Nobody does.
>>174199573
I want to lick your belly.
Neptune is kinda cute. Sometimes.
>Neps get in last game you played
what changes?
>>174200452
You're going down, Camilla!
>>174200452
>Sven Co-op
In other words, nothing.
>>174200452
>P5
Guess Spanfkag would be Compa's persona
>>174200452
>Konosuba
Well, I guess I get to beat the crap out of her and steal her spell.
Good.
>>174200643
Spanfkag? Who the hell is that? He sounds like a most charming fellow, I ought to know him.
>>174200452
>Downtown Special
How the hell did they get so powerful?
>>174200452
>ToZ
>Zaveid hits on all the girls and gets turned down
>Neptune and Laliah make terrible puns together
>Blanc and Edna call everyone idiots
>>174200452
>Pillars of Eternity
I'd like to see that. Sounds fun.
>>174200452
Uzume breaching through walls over Siege.
Noice.
>>174200452
>Project Diva X
What Producing Perfection should have been.
>>174200452
>Neps in Black Desert Online
I'd reinstall my nude mods for sure.
>>174201050
I can imagine Noire and Alisha getting along quite well.
>tfw still waiting on Hyperdimension NepKart
>>174200452
Who would be a great hunter in Breath of the Wild?
>>174199868
cute
>>174200452
>P5
What Personas would each Nep get
>>174200452
>Severa: Hey, why does that black haired girl look like me?
when will they introduce a romance thing in Nep games
if I'm gonna play this series I'm gonna go full disgusting degenerate
>>174203804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uc3V8NxKWw
Never and I think they're gonna keep it that way. They're not gonna risk upsetting their main audience over in Japan.
>inb4yurifagandmuhnepnoway
>>174200452
>WWF No Mercy
How did Nep get in the Rumble?
>>174204139
I figured
I just wanted to romance cute girls as a cute girl while doing cute things in a series of long RPGsI got broken up with two days ago after six years and holy christ I'm lonely kill me
>>174203278
cpus would just get their hdd form as personas
If probably something izanagi-like
>>174204284
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>174200452
>Ico
>get to escort your favorite nep, protecting her from demon creatures and her evil mother Arfoire.
Why the fuck can't this happen now that I think of it?
>>174200452
Hard to believe I'm the first person to say Dark Souls. There'd be a lot more conniptions, sun praising, and whatever other memery nep would enjoy.
>>174204284
I'd bully this thing.
>>174200452
>No Nepgear and Kirby fanart
Well shit.
>>174200452
>Smash WiiU
Well time to drop Ryu as a secondary and learn Vert.
>>174200452
>Apocalypse
So Uni is Bruce Willis?
>>174200452
Yu-Gi-Oh: Nep-V
I would watch.
Cave.
>One of the guys pushing the "feels good to be ELITE" meme was Eltard
>>174212630
is there any form of cancer that faggot isn't involved in?
>>174212630
poetry
Let's have a nepgen Minecraft server
Here's some "Edge"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo6HO3GyxcY
>>174212728
She wants to kill people for shitposting? Truly the worst goddess.
>174213891
bad (You) bait gets no (You)s famalam
>>174214190
>>174213891
>bad (You) bait gets no (You)s famalam
OK I'm triggered apologize both of you
I'd fuck Noire/Black Heart tbqh
>>174214716
She's really pretty. I want her for myself.
>>174214817
Not really my favorite, but I'd fuck her hard and rough
>>174215007
Oh, she's definitely my favorite.
Vert's the only other one that looks like she could actually take a good dicking and Vert is just... unappealing to me.
I fapped to Ram
I'm sorry
>>174215498
Die for your sins
Damn these papers.
>>174215896
Noire has cuteboots
I love Uzume!.
Good night, /nepgen/.
>>174216204
I want to fondle those boots, preferably while she's still wearing them.
>>174216204
agree. and whats inside are also very cute
>>174215896
>>174216204
She's also got a niceribbonback there.
AROUND BLACKS
NEVER RELAX
>>174217816
Please neck yourself
>>174218231
Gladly.
YUNI BTFO
http://www.imgur.com/a/KZMCX
>PAGE FUCKIN 9
ITT: POST KUROME
Good night nepgen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbaVZjPWjcs&ab_channel=MrRevillz
CPU Compile Heart
Kurome is cute!
>too late to the party to post a strike
>retard was BTFO'd anyway
Thank you janny.
>>174224397
Indeed.
Rena is so cute. Rena for Nep 8 when?
>>174226016
Ban evading again? You really are a moron.
Delivery from Nepazon.
I like that reference to the manga.
WELL WHAT IF HE DIED JUST AFTER POSTING?
CAN'T ANSWER THAT, EH?
BITCH
Anyone has the chart with Neptune's height? I may be able to estimate the average size of a Planeptune citizen.
Also, Neptune is definitely smoll.
>>174200452
>Payday 2
>>174228693
im pretty sure nep is 146cm tall, so is plutia.
>>174228693
>>174204284
hey lindafag, do you have some eggs and groše for me?
>>174228774
So the command panel is roughly at 1,3m, making the average size at... 1,7m? That seems pretty small.
Checking with Wikipedia, it says the average size in Japan is 172 cm, so I'm not that far off.
Incidentally, it's 1,75m in the USA, so americans are all small.
>>174228812
>Nep is 4'8
>>174228932
>Nep is a Womanlet
Of course she is. She's stuck like that, and Adult Neptune isn't a Womanlet.
PH isn't a Womanlet either.
>>174229051
Adult Nep isn't a womanlet
She's apiece of shit.
>>174200452
>WWE 2k17
It's time for SUPLEXDIMENSION
>>174204248
You tell me.
>>174228924
>Incidentally, it's 1,75m in the USA, so americans are all small.
>polishpepesoldierslaughingatamericanmanletsoldier.jpg
>>174228932
>he didnt know
how new are you?
Holy jolly molly ally!
What a vernacular that wench voices, that wacko is wild and willing to veil a wonder as her split.
>>174228932
>>174230386
>1,64m
Geez, if I take Purple Heart out, people will think I'm her father.
Vert will succeed where you failed, Uzume. You were there too early.
>be you
>be a p-ko fag
>you want to be P-ko's onii-chan
>you also want YH
>feel something inside you
>wtfisthis.png
>suddenly flash
>you are in a place full of numbers and code
>your skin smoothens to the point that it's silky smooth and no hair is growing on your skin
>you felt your back as your height is abruptly changed
>your clothes suddenly change into a white, black and blue feminine skintight suit with long gloves and boots
>you feel your face change and forced to close your eyes
>you feel your hair grow rapidly and see it lighten to a blonde mess
>you feel your dick go inside you and change into something else
>you wince in pain as your hips cracked outwards and your ass expand
>your back cracked and forced you to take on a more feminine posture, highlighting your new butt and your barren chest
>your legs and feet slenderize to fit snugly to your new boots
>your hands became much more feminine looking
>your waist caved in and you crutch your new curves as it form
>your shoulder blades crack inward to prepare your barren chest
>you slightly smirk as you recognize what is happening to you, and what you are transforming into
>your chest will be the last to shift, since you are 90% female already
>you feel your nipples converting itself as you anticipate to your inhuman breasts
>mybodyisfuckingready.png
>your chest pulsates as it slowly grows in size, and you can feel the new foreign energy spreading all over your body as it happens
>you're starting to gain breasts and you cup
it to feel the changes
>B
>C
>as your new breasts go to the D stage, your hands let go of your chest as it increasingly grows
>E
>F
>You moan in ecstacy as your new breasts go to the G Stage
>H
>finally, you feel the foreign energy and strength overcome you and curl yourself into a ball is your breasts reaches I-cup status
>You spread your body as you release some of your new powers.
1/2
>>174231967
>You are now Yellow Heart
>You observe your new body and feel the new power within your veins
>You now have the powers and skills of YH
>You hover on the ground as a side effect
>Decide to equip the wings and try to fly
>it works
>you successfully summon your weapon and get some practice swings with it
>decide to change back
>*flash*
>You are your old self again
>BULLSHIT
>You think about the one thing that stood out
>You can now transform into Yellow Heart and use her powers, and you will never be the same again.
>At least ya got to become your waifu, right?
2/2
Blanc is the cutest. Try to prove me wrong, but you can't.
Testing something.
>>174232074
She's cute, but she's not Rom.
>>174232610
Fuck off, cunt.
>174232610
Ban evading again? KYS, Elturd.
>>174232738
>>174232821
>>174232996
>inb4 he pulls yet another "hahaha that wasnt me you all fell for it hahaha nice job you who totally isn't me samefagging at all"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-IAkUPlelo
In stella's dungeon in rebirth 3 what is the best scout to pair it up with my stella?
>>174234059
>>174215498
No need to be ashamed.
Ram is a very sexy little girl who craves the D.
>>174200452
>Nier:Automata
>Blanc and Iffy in charge of the writing
>>174235867
wew
>>174200452
>Nep in Fate/Grand Order
I finally expend my quartz
>>174137612
Wrong!
>>174200452
Nepblue fantasy
Or Tagatame no Nep
I'll take both
A good morning from Leanbox /nepgen/
I love Noire more than anything in the entire world!
>>174237414
Good morning Chikanon.
>>174228872
Yes, you have to eat all the eggs
>>174228694
>We call this a difficulty tweak.
I'm sure IF would feel at home here.
Hey IFI, are you going to localize the Konosuba fangame?
>>174238575
My wife Lindafag is so cute!
>>174240267
>My wife Lindafag
>My wife
Anon...
>>174237879
Thanks Noire friend
I love Nekogear, I want to pat hear head while she purrs happily all day long.
>>174239474
Tell me more about that hat.
Have you worshiped your goddess today?
>>174240886
>hear
Oh fuck me.
>>174240886
What about Blanc?
>>174240940
It's her best friend, it helps her relax.
>>174240981
Her nose looks like Lord Voldemort's.
https://order.mandarake.co.jp/order/detailPage/item?itemCode=1041960503&ref=list
Should I do it??
>>174241112
She must go through quite a bit of spot cleaning solution for it, then.
>>174241309
Mmm?
>>174241112
>>174241309
>>174241394
Stop it!
Nepgear is not murderer!
She is just misunderstood.
She just wants what she believes is best for all citizens of Gamindustri.
>>174241493
>There will never be a game where Conquestgear is the villain
I didn't like the Conquest ending that much either but it seems like a waste to not do this.
>>174241394
>>174241493
The hat, I mean. If she uses it to "relax", she must have to clean it often.
>>174241585
Oh, you. I take it you aren't familiar with touhou memes.
>>174241663
Not particularly, but go on.
>>174240315
>Marrying the gayest mansionfag
>>174241707
Well, simply put, most touhou stuff is cute. And then you get "Koishi's Heart-Throbbing Adventure", who are about torture, murder and mutilation.
It starts pretty innocently with the character Koishi Komeiji going fishing, trying to borrow a fishing rod, and freaking out when her hat get damaged.
Keep in minda that before that, we saw her torturing insects by pulling their legs one by one, while repeating "my hat is my best friend, it helps me relax".
Once the hat is done, hell breaks loose, and it degrades into an all-out slaughter as the humans start killing each others, the non-humans start killing humans too, and the two-tongued devil starts absorbing everyone's souls or something like that.
>>174241846
That's not Gearnonnon. Right?
>>174241937
...Oh. Well, now.
For a moment, I wondered whether that was the origin of 'I want my hat back', but that's an original thing, I think.
You'd think they would have let her borrow the fishing rod. None of the rest of that would have happened.
And now I'm wondering how she relaxes with her hat.
>>174242448
Well, to put things in perspective, instead of asking nicely, she aggressively knocks at the door and completely freaks out, and then the gatekeeper punches her in the face and then a vampire comes out and separate them and then the hat bites the dust.
It's pretty dumb and really strange to have a violent work based on a cute franchise about cute girls doing cute things, but hey conquest was less bloody but pretty grim too.
At least there was no mother beating her baby against a table in Conquest.
>>174242626
I see. Well, there's the problem.
Considering most of the games are cute girls shooting an immense amount of projectiles at each other, I'm surprised there aren't more violent works out there.
>>174238575
well then, give em to me!
which nep would cuck me
>>174242626
>cute franchise about cute girls doing cute things
Are we really talking about Touhou?
Franchise about OP shrine maiden who goes around beating random people until problem is resolved?
>>174239086
šibačka is an old slovak tradition.
>>174242801
Well, there are actually.
There's The Reisen (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJRWJ3wOXjs), a MMD animation that loves to have fun with blood and torture. And of course, mostly doujinshis. Some of them are not especially violents but rather grim. Like the one that invent a human cannery to feed the Gensokyo inhabitants human meat, showing how people are getting processed. Or that other one about the buddhists grinding babies into fertilizers. Or the one that shows the curvy lasers bitch turning to cannibalism.
And it's pretty infuriating when you have some nightmare fetishist trying to pretend it's canon when it's just some fanbook. Neptunia is pretty niché, but at least we don't have too many issues with canon/non-canon shit.
But even the official works have some spooky stuff in them. Sometimes it's just implied (like the mention that most people reaching Gensokyo by mistake don't leave the land alive), and sometimes it's a Ten Little Niggers rip-off where people are killed one after another by monsters.
And I think they renamed it "And Then They Were None" because the title was offensive.
>>174243069
There's beating and beating. I see a lot of differences between playing magical dodgeball that only damage your clothes and getting kicked in the testicles repeatedly until you shit yourself.
>>174243379
I believe the whole "youkai eat people" is considered canon.
>There's beating and beating.
Its in the principle. Reimu assumes everyone is guilty until she finds out beating them didn't resolve the problem.
That is not what I would consider "cute".
>>174243659
Certainly not a scale imagined by the nightmare fetishist, with factories, breeding grounds, and canneries.
>>174243736
So you are saying eating people is OK as long as only few people are killed? What about maiming people, but keeping them alive?
>>174242002
Uni is a girl
>174243798
>slippery slope
I'm done here.
No (You) for the idiot and his "if you agree with X, then you agree with Y" fallacy.
>>174243954
How is it slippery slope?
You have clearly state that "cute girls doing cute things, while eating humans" is perfectly fine as long as no mass-genocide takes place.
>>174243379
>magical dodgeball that only damages your clothes
Sounds like the yuri practically writes itself.
>>174243032
K-sha
I want to serve Nepgear in making Gamindustri great again!!
>>174245249
If anything, K-Sha would be the least likely.
She's the most loyal nep around and would do ANYTHING for the person she has affection for.
>>174245563
i don't think that was what that anon was implying
>>174245563
I think they wanted to be cucked, is the thing.
>>174246203
Nice, you killed the thread.
>>174249852
no u
Hyperdimension Neptunia U is 6 dollars on bundle stars. Should I go for it, or skip it. I like Megatag Blanc + Nep for reference. Is this one better or worse than that one. Because frankly, no one here talks about either game.
>>174250231
Blanc vs Zombies is better than Neptunia U.
And Neptunia U is FUCKING TERRIBLE.
Do the math about the value of something better than something terrible.
>>174250231
Neptunia U was a shitty version of MegTag, with less characters and less Blanny
>>174250231
I didn't play it that much, but there was ONE thing that I didn't like: if you make the text go fast, it will be kept for the next dialog. Consequently, you can miss some dialog if you don't have enough reaction.
For the gameplay, megatagmension is better according to anon, but action u felt more... Actionish ? To me. But since I didn't get far in these two game it may be irrelevant
>>174244738
Anon, can you post the plutie and blanc "belong to the trash" meme?
>>174245402
I want to serve Gearnon in making /nepgen/ great again!
>>174250231
I'd say the Senran Kagura but with Nep characters game is worth 6 bucks. Zombies is better in every category but there is one thing U has that Zombies does not: seeing your favorite Neps clothes get destroyed like they were made of tissue paper.
Also Zombies isn't a sequel to Nep U, at least not story wise.
>>174250382
Neptunia U is not terrible, it's just mediocre and forgettable just like all the other spinoffs.
But then again, it's supposed to be a nice little Vita timekiller so you must be dumb as fuck to try judging it as a full-fledged game.
You can make /nepgen/ great again by never coming back, assholes
>>174251512
I want to come again and againinside Blanc
>>174251512
>The only way to make /nepgen/ great again is to kill it by purging everyone
Really activates my almonds
>>174251512
>SEETHING
POST MORE SEETHING BURAN
>>174251512
Titless, please
>>174251512
>>174251701
Stop egging her on, you stupid idiots.
Get her a good book and calm her down.
Based Beru-sama working Buran into a SEETHE
>>174251701
>>174251512
I want to hug Blanc from the back while cumming in her asshole.
>>174252074
So Financier and Neptune are OK, right?
>>174253070Si, ohohoho
>>174253336
Vert you are beautiful with your moustacho
Lady Vert is cute!
/NEPGEN/ IS FOR THE BLANCS
>>174257479
I love Blanc
Who else /elite/ here?
>>174257629
Little Buran 2cute
>>174200452
>World of Warcraft
So basically 4GO?
>>174257479
>>174257812
Easy, guys. We can share.
>>174257840
I want those Rom and Ram keychains!
>>174255986
You know, if Vert had a design like that she'd be far better.
>>174257479
Sexualized Blancs??
>>174257479
Top tier taste, my Blancfriend.
I want Nekoburan to jump onto my bed and look at me with puppy eyes, as if asking to be pet and cuddled with!
Nepgear hijack!!
>>174257629
>>174257840
I want to adopt loli Blanc and raise her to be a very good girl!
I want tohold hands withLady Blanc
>>174258314
>When you end up hijacking both the Good and the Bad timelines
>>174258404
L-lewd
>>174258314
>>174258504
>>174258709
My goddess Nepgear is so cool!
>>174259038
COOL!
COOLER!
COOLEST!!
>>174258314
>There will never be a game with Conquestgear as the main villian conquering all manner of dimensions and timelines with Purefoire and Rei as playable characters and Big Nep finally getting her loli CPU form.
>>174259445
Fuck IF for not seeing the obvious.
>>174259418
But Gear has no ass.
>>174259445
I want to punish Conquestgear, and discipline her in manyand lewdways until she becomes a good girl. Then I'll give her lots of cuddles and headpats.
>>174238575
Why does she have a katana?
>>174259913
She has plenty of ass.
Gearbutt time.
Post more Gearbutts.
I want Nepgear to scold me!
>>174260409
Nepgear would never do that!She kills your after first warning.
>>174260193
Well it's well hidden.
How can I become a neptunia character?
>>174260795
shitpost alot
>>174258159
fuck you nyamota for putting your neps behind paywall and not making more nep-based sets
fuck you for you erotic as fuck artstyle and skill
>>174261362
I got that covered, buddo.
>>174259445
>There will never be a game where you play as Empress Nepgear trying to find a way back to the past and undo the Conquest
>You will never push forward even thoughundoing the Conquest would erase Conquestgear and her timeline from existence
>You will nevercry like a little bitch as Nepgear slowly disappears in a flash of light, her final words asking Onee-chan if she did well
Remember Uzume? PC Master Race remembers. And the one before her. And the one before her.
Old PC Master Race remembers everyone. But that's okay, he'll just smile and treat you as a friend, even if he knows he'll survive you.
Just... don't telk to PC Master Race when he's staring blankly at the wall. He's just remembering.
>>174262517
>implying our True Empress Nepgear-sama would ever regret her actions and try to undo them
HERETIC!
AND A WILD UZUME STORMS THROUGH THIS THREAD.
>>174262750
NO!
>>174262750
I WANT TO SPANK UZUME UNTIL SHE SCREAMS
>>174251605
>>174252929
https://pastebin.com/ZL9t1qdz
>>174263069
You know you like it, you fake ass bitch.
>>174263269
>it's a rape story
Shit.
>>174259418
of all the latest games, why is nier getting all the nep fan-art? is it the outfites?
>>174263269
I remember this, good read
>>174263363
>rape
wat
>>174263414
I dunno, you tell me.
I want toholdPurple Sister'shand!
>>174263414
It's the hype bandwagon. First it was a wave of 4GO drawings, then that goddamn sweater, and now it's Nier.
>>174262517
That could work, too.
>The beginning of the game starts with a revived DoS primed to destroy Gamindustri, having defeated Nepgear in dominating fashsion since there's no way to power up Gehaburn
>As Gamindustri meets it's end, Histoire uses what remains of her power and Planeptune's shares to send Nepgear back in time.
>>174263414
Here is a little hint to help you.
>>174232610
2B is better than you.
>>174262750
Orange heart is so damn cute and sexy
>"Onee-chan, what are we going to do on the bed?"
>pomf =3
>>174264395
Her butt is a criminal offense.
>>174264837
I want to beat down Orange Heart
>>174264837
>Her butt is a criminal offense.
As expected of a planeptune goddess
>>174265112
I want to slap that butt.
I want to go full Wheel of Time on that cute, round butt unless it looks like the Bringer of War.
>>174264679
I want to pomf Nepgear's nepgears!
My wife Blanc's girlfriend-maid Financier is so cute.
>>174266058
That's not Financier. Financier is blonde.
>>174263363
I'd say it's more chikan than rape.
>>174266058
>My wife's girlfriend
>>174266058
Don't cheat on Blanc with her friend.
>>174243086
So spanking lolis with a flyswatter is a thing. That's fucking gross.
At least use a hairbrush or your hand.
>>174240886
I want to lay on Gearnon's lap purring in bliss as he calls me a very good girl and strokes my silky-smooth hair!
>>174267051
I want to scratch the back of your ears and listen to Uni purring.
>>174267145
>>174267051
No! Stop dragging the best candidate in this mess!
The Lovely Lastation Sharpshooter is not a stalker.
>>174263226
Uzume is cute!
CUTE!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9kZcVXVoAALPjF.jpg:orig
>>174268556
You can post that normally, as long as there are no nipples showing.
End.
>250 images
>less than 500 replies
FML
>>174269262
I blame the guy posting 2B
And I'l be reclaiming the last post for Kei, the best human oracle.
>>174269851
>gender neutral jew
>best
Well, the other thread was deleted.
I hope you people have a lot of conversation, because we have to last 250 posts without pictures.
>>174269291
I blame the elturd. At least that bitch got rekt earlier, when it tried to samefag, was promptly spotted, and went full damage control "I just forgot to put my name".
>>174270989
We could just let it die, come back when 4GO gets to PC.
>>174270989
Sounds fun
>>174200452
>River City Ransom: Underground
>Nep vs. Slick
Post videos or something.
Best nep related song?
>>174200452
>Seven Kingdoms 2
Actually, I would gladly pay for a Neptunia x Seven Kingdoms 2 game. The franchise's universe would even perfectly apply to Seven Kingdoms 2's gameplay.
cool > cute
>>174272419
sexy > cool
>>174266769
we dont use flyswatters, we use korbáče, you idiot.
>>174226016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReKtcW9xasI
>>174272490
Unless you explain what a korbace is, there's no point in getting semantic.
>>174272450
cool => sexy
>>174272925
sexy =/= cute
>>174272920
Obviously he just wanted an excuse to insult someone.
But anyway, I don't think there is an English word for it. Basically you weave a bunch of willow twigs together.
>>174272920
Google images shows some sort of branches braided together. But it also shows the same sort of braid but with pasta, so I'm slightly confused.
>>174272920
you could just use the wiki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_whip
>In the Czech Republic and Slovakia, a tradition of spanking or whipping is carried out on Easter Monday. In the morning, men spank women with a special handmade whip called a pomlázka (in Czech) or korbáč (in Slovak), in eastern regions of former Czechoslovakia Moravia and Slovakia they also throw cold water on them. The pomlázka/korbáč consists of eight, twelve or even twenty-four withies (willow rods), is usually from half a meter to two meters long and decorated with coloured ribbons at the end. The spanking may be painful, but it's not intended to cause suffering. A legend says that women should be spanked with a whip in order to keep their health, beauty and fertility during the whole next year.
>>174273554
Oh, my bad, that's string cheese woven into something like a whip, apparently, not pasta.
>>174273554
its not pasta, its cheese.
>>174273490
>Obviously he just wanted an excuse to insult someone.
not someone, just spankfag.
>>174271902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyaAhaLL130
Yeah, it was lazily used in the RB games, but I still enjoyed it and EXE Drives just aren't the same without it.
>>174273490
Yeah, I think so too. It's sad, really.
>>174273556
Easter whip and korbace are two different words.
>>174273990
Let's just wait until we get to 750.
>>174273990
Lol. That'll teach you to check the thread, retard.
>got the number wrong
>rushed the new thread
>put a whore in the OP
Serves you right.
Histy's a horse?
>>174274236
>Easter whip and korbace are two different words.
well, obviously. one is a slovak word and the other is an english word. what are you getting at?
>>174274660
she works like a horse but she obviously isnt one. why do you ask?
>>174244416
I want to see Super Nep Ball with that.
Name the worst level, no matter the game, that you can remember.
Imagine you can throw the nep you hate the most in that level.
How fucked up is she?
>MAGES.
>Pools of the Ancient Dead
>>174275006
Not sure what Super Nep Ball is and google isn't helping, but I would also like to see that.
>>174275203
It's just dodgeball with Big Nep.
>>174275013
>That level where you fight the big titied idol chick in HD Noire
>Underling
Oh, I do not like her chances with all those laser traps and fire traps.
I was gonna pick the Armatized Heldalf fight from ToZ, but that's not really a level.
>>174275013
>>174275625
I have no clue what you people are talking about. Can you describe what the pools of ancient dead and heldaglf are?
>>174275417
I had a thought that it might be dodgeball.
Yes, I would quite like to see that.
>>174275745
I know ToZ is Tales of Zestiria and "Armatize" is what FFF ripped "Fairize" from. Guess he's talking about some boss form.
Just google I guess.
>>174275745
Well, Heldalf is the main villain of Tales of ZestiriaThe final fight is against him and it has 3 phases. Phase one is just a regular fight against him, phase two is a fight against his armatized form, and I haven't gotten to phase three cause I'm stuck on phase two since he has a bullshit ass instadeath attack.
>even since I installed 4chanX, I've been having memory issues
Weird.
>>174276197
>having trouble in phase 2
Hahaha
just fuse set all equipment on Sorey/Rose to attack and do the same for who else he's fused with and spam the BG thing with the large startup
INDIGNATION
>>174276592
DEMON FANG
>>174276920
DAMN I'M A GENIUS
>>174276592
Evidently, I can't combo very well.
I just said fuck it and moved on to Velvet's game. Maybe I'll try and beat it again one day.
>>174277009
NURSES!
>and then everyone run away scared shitless
>>174277132
Berseria is so much better anyway. Finally a jRPG without teenagers.
>>174277896
Tell me more, you have my interest.
>>174277896
It definitely is. Though the controls are throwing me off a little bit. I'm still not used to the trackpad thing bringing up the menu or R1 for blocking.
>>174277896
If only the combat weren't so shit.
>>174278958
>he has trouble pressing R1 to block
Adorable.
>>174279279
???????
>>174278958
Shit compared to what? For me it was fun even after 50 hours. Turn based stuff gets repetitive much faster since you have limited options.
But I can't judge it against other Tales games. I know Vesperia's was worse, but that one is way older.
>>174279651
Shit compared to other Tales games.
Vesperia's combat is FAR superior to Berseria's.
See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GS96SU78og
Where the light novels translated? Do we finally know what Vert shot Ram in the face?
As long we agree that ToZ combat is the worse its all good to me.
>>174280197
But at the very least it's better than the piece of shit anime.
>>174279857
Yeah well I'd hate every moment of those battles. To each his own.
>>174280518
You shut your whote mouth, the anime was great! It had Linda getting her ass whipped by Iris Heart offscreen.
>>174280601
I meant the Zestiria anime you easily triggered fanboy.
>>174280584
Why? Are you bad at video games and need the hand-holding combat of the newer tales games?
>>174280601
No one was talking about the Nep anime (which was indeed shit)
>>174280672
Oh, nevermind then.
>>174280723
You shut your whore mouth, the anime was great! It had Nepgear playing with lemons!
I wish the Tales series would go for a more advanced Tales of Hearts R system rather than trying to go down the graces arte tree route.
It hasn't worked well in 3 games. Stop.
More of this please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYkWfVTKnyA
Guys, please, it's a Neptunia general. I understand the gameplay is pretty shallow, but try to not have complex discussions about Tales games while ignoring Neptunia.
>>174281593
Oh, come on. It's not like anyone was going to post anything other than "Nep is my waifu" or whatever.
>>174281593
Alright then, I just finished Re;birth 2 recently and I'm still shocked it doesn't have a "Thank you for playing" corner.
Just more proof that Nepgear is worst MC.
>>174281593
Since there is no Tales general I'd say this is fine once in a while. Especially when we have no images left and no news to talk about.
>>174281995
I understand, but is the gameplay in the Neptunia games so shallow that we can't speak about it?
I mean, we talked about pretty much everything in Neptunia, from the lore to the NPCs, while Spankfag sperged about the ruins.
Can we talk about gameplay and how to optimize teams or stuff?
>>174282151
I understand. I just find it a little depressing that the games are so boring we talk about everything but the actual games.
What if we had a versus mode?
>>174282368
How to optimize teams: Put Noire on the team
This applies to every game.
>>174282368
Thing is, you can kind of get away with using anyone.
Though, I personally can't use Rom or Ram in V-II since they're pretty much made of glass.
>>174282450
She's a beast in Zombies, I'll give you that.
>>174282368
Considering there's no news about anything or new game out there's not much to talk about until that happens. Just passing the time regurgitating old memes and talking about whatever seems interesting until that time.
>>174278371
There's a free demo on Steam. It shows some good banter between the characters, and how dungeon exploration works.
The combat part is not representative. It tries to fit 10+ hours of slowly introduced game mechanics onto a single tutorial page, and ends up looking like a button masher.
>>174282450
Actually, no, because Noire is trash. It's better to have Vert, Blanc, Rom and Ram. Just stock up on healing items and have Blanc using them to resurrect everyone else.
The only thing that can take Blanc down is magic, so used discs to boost her MEN.
>>174282581
Honestly they really should have not bring over the ToB demo since it really wasn't for the west
>>174282773
They should have called it what it was, a shallow combat demo with slight introduction to the characters.
>>174282551
Noire is so weird until she transforms. I couldn't get used to how her combo moves her sideways, not forward. Transformed she's pretty good, less mobile than Nep/Gear but with more focused damage.
Still I'd say Iris Heart for clearing groups and Peashy for bosses.
Tekken or Cave were my MVPs, they kind of had physical and magic covered.
Not sure if best or anything but definitely able to melt enemies.
>>174283049
I thought Tekken was more of a tank than a damage dealer?
>>174282682
Looks like someone hasn't played the games.
Noire has innate ignore properties which, for one, makes her a BEAST before you can make good chips and continue to be one after. It also allows you to build better teams because you can be more flexible with your discs and lily partners.
She fits on the team well in every game and does broken damage in every game. Sorry, you don't know how to min/max effectively if you don't realize Noire is the best.
>>174283124
Well, she did have the most HP which made her useful for sending up close, but she was also the only one who was doing any decent damage during the final boss without the regen turning it into a losing battle when I was grossly underleveled in RB1.
RB2 more HP heavy though, yeah.
>>174282682
Noire is almost as tanky as Blanc and also can't be taken down by phys and she moves faster while also being able to easily max HP. Blanc isn't really noticeably tankier than Noire in any game while Noire is noticeably faster and can move farther.
There's literally no situation in which Blanc outperforms Noire in any of the games.
>>174283149
Well, excuuuuse me princess, but the game doesn't do a very good job at explaining what properties are.
>>174282682
>because Noire is trash
HDN aside, Noire has been consistently one of, and sometimes the best unit in the games. Infinite Slash is retardedly good, as is her passive.
>>174282881
I kind of took the scrub route and just spammed her Dimension Cut (Hey, since there's no official name for it, that's what I'm calling it). It clears out a ton of enemies pretty quick and pretty good for getting off some decent damage on bosses.
I ended up using Noire and Uni against HajimaJin.
>>174283049
Tekken was definitely the MVP of my very first RB1 team while Cave was very helpful in grinding credits with her AoE so I could get the best gear possible in my Good End run of RB3 (the best gear I had was the Eternal Aegis and I had that on Peashy, so that was the best gear I had gone). Hell, I would not have found out how to get EXE drives in that game if it wasn't for her.
>>174283149
I'm sure you can minmax damage output, but given that boss battles last 10+ turns you primarily need to be able to survive, so that's Blanc. You can't nuke them down before they start being dangerous, they're always dangerous. And once you can survive the bosses' attacks, it's only a matter of patience.
>>174283350
>There's literally no situation in which Blanc outperforms Noire in any of the games.
Blanc is cuter and lovelier than that frigid tryhard with a frozen canyon replacing her vagina.
>>174283409
Only seriously tried her in RB1, and I completely gave up on her when she leaves your party after you helped her.
I was really mad at her.
>>174283473
>HajimaJin
Wait, wait. We talking one of the spin offs or the Rebirth/VII games?
>>174283669
Oh, I was referring to her in Zombies.
>>174283794
Oh, that might explain the differences.
What does "ignore properties" even do? I checked, it doesn't seem to protect her from funny status.
>>174283495
Blanc's 5 less damage she'll take than Noire won't make a difference.
>>174137527
Noire is Black Heart, suggesting she is blackhearted, i.e. evil.
But she's actually the nicest girl in the cast.
Really makes you think.
>>174284383
>LaughingAku.jpeg
Gee, sounds like someone here never played any of the Rebirth games. Or V-II. Or GekiNoire. Or GekiBlanc. Or even U.
>>174284383
Lady Noire is so nice! I love her!
>>174283913
I have no idea since I'm not the guy who mentioned those, but if I had to guess, it probably negates any abilities the enemies might have.
I don't really dig that deep into the games.
>>174285338
What, you mean like Silence? I doubt so.
>>174284383
Noire is nice, cute, and a good friend.
I want to marry her some day.
>>174284383
>blackhearted, i.e. evil
BRAVE-HEARTED HEROOOOO
>>174285436
Enemies often have innate defense properties like increased def or increased magic def or stuff like that.
Noire just straight up ignores those.
Other people can be given this via a chip or a lily partner with the ability but all that means is Noire can choose to take something else in those instances instead.
>>174285436
Well, I don't really know either.
>>174285571
They have stuff like that? The observation scope don't mention them.
Does the Sim Noire (or a similar feature with different neps) show up in any game other than Hyperdevotion Noire? I actually enjoyed answering the questions and being incentivized to buy stuff to upgrade her room.
>>174285614
Yep, that's why during the game Noire will often deal more damage than your other party members even if her stats don't say she should.
>>174285770
No.
>>174285790
Weird.
I'll have to test that on the heretic dogoo in VII, they seem to be extremely resistant to everything despite having average stats, that might be the trick to kill them.
>>174285796
Damn. That would have been fun to do with the other CPUs.
>>174286014
Yeah.
And having Noire living in a slum without even a TV while Neptune, Blanc, Vert, Lid and all the others were in the hotel with better rooms was hilarious.
>>174284383
Noire is nice, cute, and very hardworking. I love her.
I want a threesome with Geranon and Lindafag!
Noire is worst girl.
>>174286110
It was pretty funny. Also, very expensive to upgrade even to a kinda threadbare apartment.
And in her own Basilicom, no less.
>>174286350
This. Even UD Noire that I like is pretty bad.
>>174286358
Yeah. Through the fact that all the furniture can speak is extremely spooky. Imagine being invited in her room and everything is talking to you. The curtain tells you to not use complicated words, the fridge tells you to go explode, the toaster is being psychotic again, the jukebox is hitting on you, and the autodoc is rambling about dogoos being harmless and ancient dragons being way too dangerous for rookie adventurers.
>>174284383
Noire is my waifu.
>>174286539
Yeah, that would be a bit spooky. But would it be spookier if everybody could hear them, including Noire, or if you were the only one who could hear them?
I did like that they could talk and give advice, it made them feel worth buying a bunch of random shit so as to be able to upgrade them.
Although the starting carpet might have been a bit creepy.
>>174286539
lay off the jet, spankfag.
>>174286906
Well, that's not the main bother with that.
The main issue is that you (the player) are in charge of Noire's battles, deciding of everyone's placements, equipement and actions, basically acting like some kind of tyranid/zerg hive mind, while also preparing Noire's room as you see fit.
Meanwhile, you (the character) are just a low piece of shit that doesn't serve any real purpose beside needing everything explained to him and having the girl hit on him despite being a fucking dead weight.
Like, if I'm going to be managing everyone, I'd like to get some respect for that. I find it hard to get immerged in the game when I'm supposed to go from "okay Lid, equip that crystal, then go punch that guy in the face, and then don't move, the AI will attack Neptune and try to throw her on an electrified tile, but you'll be here to stop her" to "Noire-sama, you are my idol, please have my hot share".
>>174287092
Watch your mouth before I touch you inappropriately with Dr Dala's glove.
>>174287308
too bad ive already placed an explosive collar on you. get within a kilometer of me and you will explode.
>>174287597
I put all my points in repairing, speech and science. I took it apart before you figured out which button to press.
I miss New Vegas. It was very cool to have a game that actually rewarded non-violent solutions.
And Dala's voice was erotic as fuck : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yg8JVaOoC0 I wish that woman dubbed Rei.
>>174287308
I haven't gotten to chapter 4 yet, but I get the feeling that Noire probably was not the best character to have based the game around. Also, the character could at least somewhat understand some basic shit before the game. I presume they lived in Gamarket, after all. He should know something about the place and a vague idea about CPUs.
>>174287903
I remember the game justifying that by explaining he's a country bumpkin, so he heard the rumours but never actually saw her.
That statement opens a whole can of plotholes about Gamarket, but I'll talk about that once I'm done listening to Dala's sexy voice.
>>174287308
Thinking about it, almost any other CPU would have appreciated you more for what you do. Every time it comes up, I actually wish we'd get poached by any of the other CPUs.
>>174288082
That's because, and I'm still mad about it, Secretary doesn't do a tenth of the thing that you, the player, do.
It's like every RPG ever where you take on trolls, undead kings, dragons, tax collectors, vampires, princesses, bandits, and yet the local guardsmen still give you the bad eye and people treat you like shit. Kudos to Elder Scrolls for trying to avoid that, but I'm tired of only hearing about Kvatch.
>>174287763
you fool, its set up so that if anyone or anything tampers with it, it will explode. so as good ol kenshiro used to say: omai wa mo shindeiru.
>he wants to fuck the brain
you never fail to disgust me.
>>174288385
I don't want to fuck it. I just want her to scan me, slowly, while whispering in my ears scientific facts about rain or stuff. Her voice is so erotic she could probably make my cum while talking about growing wheat.
Just imagine Rei with that voice. A real shame IFI doesn't have the money to hire voice actors.
New thread w-when?
>>174288264
It's odd, because there's a scene where it talks about how much 'work' and paperwork the CPUs have to do, but she spends almost no time on it, and we end up taking on most of that, along with all the equipping and directing and everything.
Heck, why would she need to do any kind of paperwork, since all the people are gone? There's basically no work she has to do for the people, since we're the only non-game company person around that I'm aware of.
>>174288264
>>174288628
And if the Secretary doesn't handle the equipping and directing, then what is it the Secretary even does? Offer his faith to Noire, so she has any shares for story reasons, draw baths for her, and occasionally do some sort of paperwork for no obvious reason, especially when Histoire exists.
Oh, and also be a bumbling idiot who doesn't know anything about anything in the realm, or how to knock on a closed door before barging in when he knows someone is changing behind it.
>>174288628
We don't know how Lastation works. It might be one of these bureaucratic nightmare where just going out for a walk requires you to fill three papers and ask for a permission.
>>174289651
Bureaucratic job, answering questions with Noire, basically being her bitch and doing whatever she wants.
>>174289760
It could rather well be, considering how industrialized the place is.
Except there isn't any real bureaucracy to deal with, so even then you wouldn't need the papers or permission, since you are with the CPU. And who would have asked the CPU to sign papers just to go for a walk in the first place?
It really is pretty much just being Noire's bitch, without her even saying thank you at any point.
>>174290195
It might also explain the rivalry between Planeptune and Lastation, since Planeptune is pretty relaxed and has a "laissez-faire" attitude while Lastation is more like Germany with their "wörk wörk wörk" attitude.
I'll have to check the lore again, but I also think that Planeptune is more developped because it tends to have more geniuses, while Lastation is technologically behind but has more shares.
>>174289651
>>174290195
Secretary is like a worse version of Jean from the Queen's Blade games.
Except Jean actually does cool stuff like recruit sexy monsters plus you can romance of the girls from the series.
I think Rena is cute and deserve to be a playable character in Nep 8.
>>174290434
I assume it's probably pretty easy to be relaxed when you don't make any consoles anymore.
I might be insulting some people here, but how are you going to have a place filled with more geniuses headed by somebody like Neptune?
>>174290481
I wish there was a Queen's Blade RPG, like a proper one about the throne and all, so much interesting backstory and character relationships lost to tits and ass. And then it went the rapey bondage territory and I just lost interest.
>>174290650
Because Neptune is literally a genius. She's immature, clumsy and lazy, but not stupid. Just see her scenes in mk2 where she understand that sacrifying herself will give Nepgear a bigger chance to survive, or Victory where she explains that Nepgear is weak to pressure, or VII in general.
Neptune was created by Planeptune, and while I have no proof, I'm certain that most of Planeptune's scientists are like Neptune : lazy, quirky but intelligent.
And then they found out that having a lazy boss to lead a lazy nation was hell, so they wish for Nepgear to appear.
If it wasn't for Nepgear and Histoire compensating for Neptune's flaws, Planeptune's technology wouldn't even be enough to keep them in the race.
>>174290650
To make a bad analogy, if Gamindustri was a wasteland and the Neps were all trying to survive, Neptune would be the only constantly wasting materials to try new recipes and make new items, without checking if they're needed or not, and Vert, Blanc and Noire would have to find a way to use these items so that they don't go to waste.
And then they find out that the tools Neptuned crafted are better, more efficient and more durable than the one they used before, but when they ask Neptune to make more of these, she just shakes her head and ask "there's no pudding?".
And that fucking analogy made no fucking sense whatsoever but I'm too tired to try to find one that makes sense, so good night.
Sleep tight, neppers.
>>174290572
And Toobie is gone.
So for the next thread, should we follow the fad and use the spider as the OP?
Spider Blanc.
>>174291826
I see only two threads with a spider in the OP. Hardly seems like a trend.
>>174290957
I'll be honest, I haven't played past rb1, and I've only hit chapter 5 in that, outside of a couple of chapters in the side games, and an attempt to make Blanc an idol.
That being said, I'm not sure how those prove that she's a genius, just not dumb as rocks.
>>174291367
So you're saying she's creative and a bit inventive, but not really all that forward-thinking and gets instantly bored of doing the same thing. But why would her tools be better?
>>174291826
Let's just go with the regular OP to avoid less complaints.
>>174293516
Wouldn't avoiding less complaints be attracting more complaints?
>>174293741
Yeah, true be told, there's no winning in this situation.
If we post the shortened OP, we'll get shitposted into oblivion about it not having enough information
If we use the regular OP, we'll get shitposted into oblivion about it being cluttered.
If we use the
>>174294191
If we use the what?
>Nepgear.exe has stopped working
>>174294518
sounds good
Continue?
Who's gonna be praising what tonight?
We are dead again. So desperate.
>>174297612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcT7EaY9UCY
I like Nepgear.
>>174298830
I like Vert.
>>174298905
I like Segami.
>>174299121
I like Dreamcast.
She likes Peashy.
Is there a list of Lily Effects for V-II anywhere?
>>174298830
I love Chika
>http://i.imgur.com/uWhUyC3.png
>>174301261
Those eyes though
>>174298830
I love Noire.
>>174301261
My Goddess!
>>174301261
I just want to tongue kiss her and embrace her body with mine while I stroke her hair.
>>174301261
What a twig
>>174298830
I like Gearnon.
>>174301261
My wife Neptune's goddess-girlfriend Black Heart if so beautiful!
>>174301261
I like her hair like that over the twin tails.
GAS ALL OF THE PLANEPTARDS
RACE WAR NAO
>>174298830
https://pastebin.com/f8HUKK6q
I love Uzume!.
Good night, /nepgen/.
Nepgear.
>>174310568
My goddess!
good night nepgen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TXQJtbqECA&ab_channel=DamjanMravunac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3ww_G1Rnec&ab_channel=iMAGE2K12G
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB4TT4HjOU4&ab_channel=AmanoPMR
>>174305597
It would make sense to do this. Nothing of value would be lost and those shares that were previously gathered could be equally distributed to the other nations.
So...how 'bout them goddesses?
>>174313264
Vert > Blanc > Neptune > Noire
>>174313264
Purple>Black>Green>White
>>174313264
Black>Green>Purple>White
>>174313264
Nowa > Buran > Nepu > Beru
>>174313264
Blanc > Noire > Neptune > Vert
>>174310568
Gearnon.
>>174274378
>Nepfag SEETHING so much he reports the new threads
Hilarious
>>174269223
Stylin!
>>174269223
My wife Iffy's new outfit is so cute
>>174314164
My taste > Your shitty uneducated tastes.
>>174316132
We know, Compa.
>>174316861
Silly anon, Compa is her friend, not a wife,desu
>>174316861
>>174316972
If Compile Heart is an IF subsidary IRL, doesn't that make Compa Iffy's daughter?
>>174317290
Since If bought CH, it actually makes Compa IF's bitch.
>>174317409
>Buying neps to be your slaves is legal
Wtf I love Gamindustri now
>>174317708
Sorry, I already bought Nitroplus.
She's good at fighting monsters, and I like using her ass as a comfy pillow, once warmed up.
>>174317708
>You will never visit Planeptune's slave market and buy yourself a cute wifey Compa before IF gets her hands on her
Why even live
>>174317960
>you will never visit Planeptune's trade market, buy a Nitroplus and a Tekken, take them home while giggling evily, and once you're home, explain you'll be giving them weapons and have them join your party
>only for Tekken to look disappointed as she was expecting you to whip her into submission
>so you decide to whip them anyway as some kind of greetings
>Nitroplus yells she's fine with not getting whipped, but you tell her it wouldn't be fair
>wake up the next day
>you can't lift your arm anymore
>Nitroplus cried herself to sleep
>Tekken is cuddled against you, still sleeping
>>174317816
I want to buy an abused slave Orange Heart from Spankfag and help her return to her cheery and happy self!
>>174318253
Okay, bring me Tiara's soul and I'll trade you Orange Heart.
Rena is cute.
>>174317708
I want to buy Gearnon and pump him full of estrogen until he turns into a very qt grill.
>>174319345
Uni no, that's weird and creepy as fuck.
>>174319345
Uni, please, go back to work
>people still think the Gearnon stalker is a cute Uni
>meanwhile I always imagine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ufPCdO_m68
>>174298830
I like Rom.
>>174320580
I don't like GearnonAnon.
>>174319345
You talkin bout >>174305716?
>700/250
That should be enough.
New thread:
>>174321302
>>174321302
>>174321302
>>174321302
>>174321342
Too early.
>>174321490
Yeah.
Sad!