/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

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First for Riju is cutest there is

Mipha is a strictly worse Ruto.

When do you think they'll announce the timeline placement?

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I'd like you to meet Risa a Gerudo who seems like she'd have been better served being born at the time when Gerudo took what they wanted

>>173909073
Probably after the next mainline game is announced, so 4-5 years.

>>173909073
When they feel like selling another book about it.

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I finally got to start Breath of the Wild today and oh man it was worth the wait this game is everything I wanted it to be.

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I WANT TO FUCK FI

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>>173909160

>>173909375
Careful not to get your dick cut off.

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who here can I talk to about lolis

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Mipah!

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>>173909385

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Just think, when the amiibo comes out we'll finally find out what shield that is he's holding.

>>173909551
You can put lipstick on a fish but at the end of the day it's still a fish.

>>173909579
Is there any reason to believe that it isn't the Hylian Shield?

>>173909579
Hylian.

Ordon shield is wooden.

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Cooking is a lot more enjoyable than it should be

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>>173909576

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I WANT FI TO FUCK ME

>>173909507
How many lolis are there worth talking about outside of Riju and one or two Zora and Rito?

>>173909758
I think we all agree that traditional OoT/MM/TP style fishing should've been in the game though

>>173909614
You can put your dick in a vagina but at the end of the day it's still a vagina.

>>173909796
She does every time she decides you've lost your Master Sword privileges for the rest of the day.

Friendly reminder that if your waifu met you, she would dislike you severely.

>>173909886
>Zora
>Vagina
Anon...

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>>173909786

>>173909985
Can't prove or disprove it.

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>>173909614
If the fish is cute I don't care

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>>173909939
hostile reminder that

>>173910053
Majora's Mask includes some details about their reproductive cycle.

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>>173910006

>>173909985
>>173910053
This is probably the only place on the internet or elsewhere where people have discourse about whether fictional fish-people in a video game have vaginas. Not that there's anything wrong with it though, I find the discussion to be absolutely riveting

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>>173910106
People like you are not even fit to lick the feet of best girl.

>>173910225
Well, we know that at least one species of Zora lays eggs. It wouldn't be out of reason to suggest all Zora do.

Additionally most if not all species of fish have a cloaca. It's safe to assume zora would be similar.

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Hey /lozg/,

I heard your waifu has giant ants!

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>>173910498
WELL I NEVER

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>>173908493

She did ship Link with Zelda back when she was alive but I think she'd appreciate a strong addition to her bloodline more than she would lament her OTP failing

>>173910445
The counterargument to the fish point is that the Zora in BoTW seem to be far more dolphin-like than they were in previous entries, and dolphin do in fact have vaginas

>>173910586
>"I thought I heard a name called out..."
Yeah, Link screaming for her to slow down just a small bit.

>>173910868
I think they appear less dolphin and more shark like.

>>173911018
I agree. Although King Dorephan's name is how a nip would say dolphin in English

>>173911018
there is also that old fuck Zora that looks like a Manta which are related to sharks.

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>>173910445
If Gerudo are such good waifus they why does only one of them get a husbando in the entire game

Checkmate Gerudofags

>>173911204
Muzu did nothing wrong

I would just like to take a moment to put the mental image in your mind of Mipha in a traditional Gerudo costume.

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>>173911270

>Rhondson gets married
>Perda gets a boyfriend

Also there's at least 2 Gerudo who confirm that they are only very recently married

>>173911381
It would probably look pretty similar to the look of the Zora who wear the guard breastplates

>>173911270
More than one Gerudo gets a husbando.

There's the Terrytown one and the Lover's Pond one for examples of Gerudo that hook up during the game.

Several Gerudo in the town have Husbands who live somewhere in Hylia.

Meanwhile only one Zora gets hooked up with her soulmate while the rest are either old as fuck or fawning over Sidon. One of them you actively cucked 100 years ago.

Suddenly realize I'm sad I didn't see any Gerudo enjoying the Zora's domain. Maybe they don't know how to swim. Would probably be cute in swim-wear.

>>173911000

she actually moved too slow for me. I was always ahead of her

>>173911565
Gerudo are for marriage and snuggle spooning.

>>173911630
You don't need to swim to get to Zora's Domain, and even if you did you would need to have the Zora Armor to scale the waterfalls. It's just a helluva lot more difficult to just walk there.

>>173911000
>Not being able to keep up
Sand-seal casual.

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>>173911630

There's also no Gerudo in Rito territory. I guess Gerudo don't do wet and they don't do cold.

>>173909069
She's Ruto + Saria and is worse than both

>>173911790
Who ever said someone needed to swim to get there?

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>>173911774
>tfw you will never be the big spoon to Riju's little spoon until she outgrows you and becomes the big spoon

>>173909912
>Master, I am about to disable your usage of the sword for the next 10 minutes. There is a 97% chance that the enemy you are fighting will kill you without it.
Fuck you too Fi.

>>173911893
Ruto had sass and Saria basically raised you.

Compared to that Mipha is completely uninteresting.

>>173911630

Gerudo in swim wear would change the rating of this game

>>173911931
Then stop using her to cut down trees and break rocks.

>>173911931
That's what you get for using her to chop down trees.

>>173911879
But they would be adorable in the snowquill set, even if it barely reached their knees and elbows.

>>173912034
>>173912050
The biggest abuse of her I pull though is using her to massacre Guardian Stalkers.

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>>173910106
I like my fish fried with tartar sauce

>>173912387
With a side of smoked Hylian?

>>173912239
I use her until she is exhausted, and then switch to something else. The moment she is ready for another session, I start in with her again.

>>173912182

Nah if a Gerudo ever went into the snow they'd be decked head to toe in Ruby accessories. Gerudo don't do non-revealing clothing

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How does one take larger screenshots? Uploading to Miiverse gives pictures for ants. I want to get some better reference pictures of Riju. Also, a picture of the smug look when she suggests Link doesn't want to leave the Gerudo city.

>>173912554
Lewd

>>173912937
What can I say, so far she has swallowed everything I asked of her and always comes back for more.

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>>173912863

you mean this look. It's not her smuggest

AS to your question go to the Image Uploader and link a social media account. I use Tumblr

>>173913380
What is the guards expression trying to convey?

>>173913380
Is that a feature on the WiiU?

>>173913531
Yeah, when you access your web browser in the middle of gameplay, you can upload a screenshot for games that have it enabled.
You could even upload screenshots right to this thread!

>>173913505
Hunger

>>173913531

Yes. I'm on Wii U just go to your browsers homepage or bookmarks it's on one or both

>>173911000
I just gave up, made her stay quiet, jumped off the sea lion and dashed to the beast everytime it was close. When he was trying to send me a thunder, I dashed towards Riji again.

>>173913612
>>173913662
Thank you! Does Imgur work?

>>173913704
Basically what I did too. Tried to shoot as many feet in one volley as possible.

>>173913505

>I'm monitoring this conversation

Does the Wii U version have less stutter on the gamepad? I've heard and seen videos of the Wii U version's framerate drops, but I've almost never encountered them myself (and the few times I did, they were minor, brief, and unobtrusive, unlike what seems to be common).

>>173913776

Experiment

>>173913865
My WiiU never had stutter on either screen.

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Thanks for all the sickles you fucking assholes, I'm gonna save these so I can shank you with them later

There is a funny quirk of the human brain, that it can be very susceptible to suggestion. For example, this post. While your conscious mind is only this far, your subconscious has read to the end of the post already. By reading this post at all, you are now programmed to have a peculiar dream tonight. You will be Link, and you will need to buy bananas from the local grocery store. Urbosa will be with you to help, but she will of course be wearing the Boomerang Brothers costume as seen in Super Mario 3D World. The Yiga have destroyed you car, and you will have to make the trip on foot as various Octoroks try to steal your pants. You will be on this quest all night, and will never actually reach the store.

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>>173915910
>You'll never be Link and get to fuck that ass every day

>>173916190
That sounds like the start to an interesting journey.
It needs to start off with "You're probably wondering how i got here" and i'm sold.

>>173916303
Doujin of this stat.

>>173916474
That artist actually has done some vanilla Link x Zelda porn doujins

I hope they do a BotW one

>>173912387
Éowyn please, you just can't compete with a race that lives far longer than you

>>173916818
>artist did a doujin with TP Link and Zelda of all things

>dude help me find my wife :(
>ok where could she be
>iunno maybe someplace between Zora River and Lake Hylia
>like a good couple miles of river
>help me Link
>check the entire river downstream
>she ain't anywhere
I hate this fish fucker, and yet I don't want to get her location spoiled.
What a pickle.

>>173917260
All the way at the lake, masturbating in a shallow area near an island.

>>173917173
It's pretty cute though

I've fapped to it several times

>>173917260
She is not in any river.
That all I'll say

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySartfhYFAI

>>173917508
His Molduga song is great, but this one is pretty bad, mainly because of how bad his "rythm" is, while the original song has a march going in the back.

Also his bass line is shit

>>173917380
>>173917426
Aw what the fuck, I checked 'that' place several times and just this one time she spawned.
Fuckin draw distance, I swear she wasn't there on past visits.
I even found the shrine with the quest active ages ago.

>>173918405
>Fuckin draw distance, I swear she wasn't there on past visits
happened to me too. The place is too big to search with such a small draw distance

>>173913776
I couldn't get imgur to work for me, I ended up using imgland after some searching

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>>173909807
you dont talk to the lolis, you just admire them from a distance, thats lolicon law

also I'm fond of the stable lolis

Is it true Bolson fucks off from Hateno when you complete all town quests?

>>173919770
When you buy the house they're working on, he leaves for Tarrey town and opens up a shit town more sidequests there.

>>173919770
Yes, but if you ever talk to him in Tarrey Town he moves right back.

>>173919770
Yes but he goes back if you talk to him in the new town once everything is done there.

>>173919770
You also need to finish Link's house.

>>173919876
... like back on your front lawn?

>>173919873
That's Hudson.

>>173919876
>>173919890
So he just eternally loiters in front of MY house after everything's done?

>>173920101
>So he just eternally loiters in front of MY house after everything's done?
Since Link is such an effeminate ladyboy, he naturally attracts other flaming homos.

>>173919551
That smug look. That confident stroll.

She knows what she got

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>>173920101
>loiters outside your house
>Says he's going to find a "spouse" and urges you to do the same
>Still just fucking sits there

It can't be laziness, what is his problem

>>173921292
He wants you to be his spouse, obviously.

>>173921376
Bolson should be quite the home maker.

>>173921292
Why don't the gays on this board like bolson, he would return their feelings

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Anyone know a good location to find smotherwing butterflies? Trying to use sheikah sensor on eldin volcano but it's not helping.

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>>173921685
There is a stable in the northeast where Beedle sells them.

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>>173921670
>Wanting a grey haired old man when there's fresh young femboy around

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I want to wife the fish and produce many children with it

Skyward sword amiibo is amazon exclusive.

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>>173921919

Old flame - Mipha
Current girlfriend - Zelda
Wife - Riju

>>173922210
I can't wait to see doujins.

>>173922104
>June 23
Too late to matter.

>A single radish will give you full recovery.
Wish I knew that before I beat the game.

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>>173922210
>Wife - Riju

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>sidequest log is all done
>73/76 quests complete
>all 120 shrines done
>40/42 quests completed

I've been literally everywhere, so if I've missed a questgiver I can't blame anything else but my carelessness, but this is still triggering my completion autism.
Where could I even possibly start looking?

>>173922458
Why, it trivializes cooking. It should be nerfed

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>>173922460

Read between the lines. Link won't have a girlfriend and a wife at the same time. He'll eventually get over Zelda and it'll start when he returns the helm to an older Riju

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>>173917173
Sometimes vanilla is good

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>>173922527
Cooking needs to be reworked.
You have absolutely no reason to make anything but skewers and those 30 minute super recipes.
It's a shame because there is plenty of delicious looking things to cook but making them is the least optimal way to cook.

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>>173922683
She even specifically tells him to return it when she's grown up a bit.

She totally wants to be with Link.

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>>173923187
There will be war before she gets her sandniggress paws on Link

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>>173923187

>>173922907
This picture is still missing a lot of stuff. Nutcake, carrot cake, crêpes, fruit pie, fruit cake, monster cake, and more.

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>>173923290
You and what fucking army?

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What was it?

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Riju x Link is best endgame

>>173923290
There will be war before Link lets anyone get between him and going off on another adventure.

>>173923187
I honestly wish I capped that bit of conversation when it happened but I'm pretty sure it's a one time conversation.

>>173923371
When does she say this?

>>173923443
A mystery.

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>>173923290

War with the biggest trading hub in Hyrule which also has one of if not the largest and most well equipped army plus a network of Gerudo living and working all over Hyrule

>>173923641
When she's done playing with her animals and is heading either for bed or to stand in front of her mother's grave stone for a bit.

Interestingly, she doesn't actually lay down in bed until you leave the room for a bit.

What video game most accurately simulates the sensation of playing Breath of the Wild?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ogaxg5J_F_8

>>173923858

Horizon Zero Dawn

>>173922907
If they took out all the other ways of making money quickly, they could use food as Link's most reliable source. If rupees were actually important, the game might start to resemble Tingles Rosy Rupeeland.

>>173923187
>>173923295
Those sand seal plushies are adorable.

Nintendo could probably make quite a bit of money by selling those.

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>>173924007
For sure.

>>173923469

Gerudo husbands generally spend a lot of time away from their family so Link will be free to run as wild as he likes

>>173924115

Sleeping with shoes, makeup and accessories on

I wants to see her hair down/huge bun Riju in pyjamas and barefoot or slipper shod

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>>173924197
Link seems to like being chained to Zelda though

I mean he was free for the whole game and went right back to it at the end

>>173924437
I'd rather see Isha.

>>173924502
He went right back to it again because it's his fucking job.

>all amiibos work with botw
yeah non zelda ones just give a supply dropoff with no chest, but still this is neat

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>>173923310
It's part of a set of 3, I should stitch them together.

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>>173924502

He had to finish the job he failed to do the first time around and that includes rebuilding Hyrule plus he's a hero and a knight loyal to the crown.

>>173924502
Link is a knight, he is sworn to protect the royals. Doesn't disprove any ship, but doesn't prove it either. Possibly swore to the king that he would keep his mitts off of the princess no matter how mush she pinches his ass during work hours. Hylean princesses are notorious for their constant and graphic sexual harassment of knights.

>>173924851
This reminded me to give that guy the food from the recipe in hyrule castle,

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>>173924914
Would Link be breaking some kind of knightly vow if he made love to Zelda?

>>173925127
yeah the whole government thing is dead and the vow means nothing.

>>173925127

Seeing as she's Queen she makes the rules

>>173925127
Mandatory ball removal for getting caught.

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>>173924914
>>173925127
The King put two teens on the cusp of puberty together and let them roam the land without any supervision

He knew what would happen

>>173925127
There is no kingdom to enforce any time of vows, Link could say fuck it all and sit down in a corner fishing till the world died and no one could say other-wise.

God damnit every time I pass by Kass playing the song Malon sings I get sad.

>>173925273
To be fair, Linny had a known fish girlfriend at the time, with a fish backup waiting for a potential rebound.

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>>173924880
I never knew how much I needed muscle loli until this game

>>173925706
Do you think she could bench Link?

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>>173925706
I did. I just never expected it to happen in a Nintendo game.

Or for people to like it!

>>173925825
She could carry him around by his scruff.

>>173925825
It would be fun to see her try. Double so if she succeeds. Triply so if she can carry him like Link carries a weapon.

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>>173924532

Maybe I'm crazy but Isha's dress code is incredibly reminiscent of Urbosa and Riju so I'm inclined to think she's descended from some royalty that wasn't in line for the throne

Alternatively she just wants to look regal so she's stealing their style

>>173926007
I think it's just a way of showing that she has money.

>>173926076

Ashai has an unusual look to her but I'm still surprised she effectively competed with Isha for a voe. Although they both lost

Do you think she's the one who commissioned Ramella to get the gems. Ramella just says the gems are for the Gerudo and nothing else about it

>>173926343
Plausible. She needed Link to give her flint, so naturally she should need other stuff too.

ya know after maxing out all armor I realize I only need 15 hearts now.

One to look cool as a "full bar" and to only mildly almost die from lynel attacks

and meat dishes actually make a dent in my heart bar now

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>>173925706

a little girl who sits on a throe all day and plays with her pet seal in her free time has more ab definition than a full time knight and hero

Gerudo genes are the strongest. A male Gerudo would be something to behold

>>173926679
One has been beheld. He kind of fucked up the entire kingdom by himself.

>>173926679
I wish she had a combat training part of her schedule we could watch. Or even participate in as a side quest.

>>173926679
We will never have a Gerudo Link with that level of muscle definition

>>173926436

Considering Ramella is buying them at greater than market value I suspect Isha is marking up the prices a lot to make a profit

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>>173926741

Comparing them despite peaceful or perhaps because of peaceful times the Gerudo appear to have gotten taller and more muscular. I think a male born now would put Ganondorf to shame physically although Dorf would be far smarter plus the whole dark magic thing

>>173926830

When you return the helm she'll be wearing her own custom armour like Urbosa with her own hand picked and made weapons

>>173926873

I just want another Gerudo male

>theres a max to stamina vessels
fuck

god damnit

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hows cemu emulation doing? is it more stable?
last time I tried it, it just crashed on launch every time?

>>173927531
What's the max?

>>173927745
2 spare wheels. or 10 upgrades or 40 shrines

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Where the FUCK can I buy a switch?

>>173924197
Unless they live outside the city like the founder of Tarrey Town.

>>173927685
It's okay-ish. I beat the game, probably putting 60+ hours into it.

Lots of random crashes, maybe every 15-45 minutes. (You'll learn to save often)
Rendering at 4K looks amazing.
Framerates are playable. Constant 30fps in shrines. Slowdowns in towns, but that kinda happens on console as well.
Japanese voice acting + Eng subtitles mod is THE way to play the game. British Zelda sounds horrible.

>>173927863
Toy r us ;^)

>>173927863
Any place with a store called "Target"

Literally everyone goes to GameStop first, then walmart, then bestbuy.

Everyone.

Fucking EVERYONE forgets about Target.

I picked up an 8bit link, wind waker link/zelda and smash link/zelda there last week, new in box, 17 bucks.

Anyone want to add me and play TFH?

ya know it never fucking occurred to me to use fire chuchus in heat resist elixirs.

>>173928648
dont forget the keese wing types too. blew my fucking mind being able to hunt lynels in hot/cold areas in berserker armor

>>173928648
I use fire chu-chu jellies as landmines

>>173928438
>smash link new in box
WHAT?!

Do you live in a podunk town or does stuff actually happen there?

I wonder what a bottle of semen must go for in Gerudo town.

>>173929050
What even is Amiibo rarity anymore?
I saw Robin and Pit who were holy grails in early 2016 on clearance yesterday.

>>173930036
I dunno but there is an app if you have a phone and some computer science knowledge to get all the amiibos on your phone.

or if not plenty of people sell third party amiibo cards for 10 dollars all over the internet

>>173930036
The amiiboconomy is ever changing.

All these baby rito in the village has the opening theme song for DuckTales in my head every time I come here

Link crossdresses in Triforce Heroes, nobody bats an eye.

Link crossdresses in Breath of the Wild, everyone goes nuts.

Why, exactly? I mean, I can kind of understand, but what's the science of this phenomenon?

>>173931059
no one liked Triforce Heroes

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>>173908759

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaKYT_wHuFY

>>173931059
few people played triforce heroes, and the toon model bit was not a turnon

not saying gerudo link turned me on

but like on the internet

and a friend

fuck off

>>173931059
Toon Link isn't sexy like Aime Link is.

>>173930036
>What even is Amiibo rarity anymore?
The sort that wants me to shell out 60 monies for a Smash Link just so I can get BEST armor

>>173931349
I was expecting his to be some sort of Hayao Miyazaki reference because I personally believe BoTW pulled alot from him.

>>173931376
Unless you really want the figures you can buy cards or NFC stickers cheap off of ebay.

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>>173931808
Yeah I broke down and bought some stickers. I forgot my phone doesn't have NFC so I can't program them yet.

My phone is four years old at this point, so I'm kinda overdue for a new one anyway.

>mipha will never lay eggs on your face
HURTS TO LIVE

>>173935057
Marry Riju, fuck everything else

>>173935057
Marry: Urbosa
Fuck: Urbosa
Breath of the Waifu: Urbosa

>>173935140
Riju is like 10 years old you sick fuck

So if I happened to have NFC tools, and I had some NFC stickers, where would I get the keys for Skull Kid?

>>173935278
>Breath of the Waifu: Urbosa
What did he mean by this?

>>173935434
Skull kid doesn't exist

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276175710068932608/295102350581039104/iivhju.rar

All the info is here

>>173935057
Marry Riju.
Fuck Paya

>Not dying your Zora Armor crimson in remembrance of your long lost love.

>>173935513
Thank you. as popular as tagmo seems to be, I wish it would run without crashing immediately.

>>173935057
>Find the Four Sword
>Marry Riju, Paya, Mipha, and Zelda (in that order)
>Fuck Urbosa and Link

>>173935695
works for me

can anyone verify that the guide is correct on upgrading amiibo tunics? trying to get materials together for time/hero/wind/sky and i already caught it being wrong on fierce deity and twilight tunic

>>173935057
Marry Mipha, fuck Apaya.

>ring bell in terry town
>no korok
NIIIIINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>173936824
Why is there no Korok named Leafson

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>>173936878

>>173936970
>Terry Town is a multicultural paradise
>Koroks excluded

Is Hudson a racist?

>>173937094
Hudson cant see em

>>173937094
Normal people can't see Koroks.

>>173937279
>>173937321
>Hudson
>Not pure of heart

>>173937390
he ordered the execution of like 100 trees, man

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>Rhondson in her white outfit

>>173937594
She's a married woman m8 stop it

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>start game
>get to big penis tower that rises out of ground
>jump off it, assuming fall damage isn't a thing
>it is
>die
>later on, get swarmed by skeletons
>taken to bone zone
>die
>try again
>die
>i have no more weapons
>die
Guess I'll kill myself, then.

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i feel good
>korok weapons
>scared to use them because dunno how to replace them
the one time durability hit me

>>173938025
I think you get a full set if you do the trial of wood again and leaf it.

>>173938025
>that dog
>that lonk
Fucking manlets.

>>173937390
Hudson is apparently the Gerudo idea of manliness.

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>>173938025
how do the rest of Hyrule get their weapons if there are no blacksmiths or stores that sell them?

>>173937094
>multicultural paradise
No wonder I hate it. Hudson's a kike.

>>173938239
nohomothobro, but Hudson is musclefat.

>>173938025
Weapons for each race are scattered around the area where they are so I assume Korok weapons might be carried by enemies in the areas before the entrance to the forest next to the road

>>173938025
>Right up the road from Tarrey Town is a blue Hinox
Not the best place for a village.

>>173938215
Link is actually smaller then the average NPC, it's funny.

>>173938295
There are blacksmiths but they don't sell anything

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>>173935918
Seems to crash for a lot of people, so they end up using a much older version that doesn't crash. That old version appears to work for me too.

>>173938409
Two links would literally be the size of the old man at the beginning of the game. Let that sink in.

Also why is Link such a cunt sometimes? Old man tells him he has a hang glider, one of the options you get is "HAND IT OVER!" like jesus fuck stop being a cunt, Link. What a brat.

>>173939153
Well the old man does try to cheat him by making him do more shrines

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>>173938215
Maybe he'll grow up later, after all he is like 16 years old, OoT Link went from being a 1.7m tall manlet to probably 2m tall.

Hearty ingredients were such a fucking mistake.

Why does a tiny truffle heal you completely AND still gives one extra heart?

>>173939691
because im guessing the temp heart thing would be impossible/pointless if you didnt have full hearts already

like if it healed cooked 3 hearts and gave an additional 1 bonus and if you were missing 5 hearts, it would heal 4.

>>173938142
and I just tested this, the korok takes the weapons back even if you beat the trial over again

Is there a way to know if you're missing sidequests in an area?
You know, like how with the Kakariko burglary or the Thunder Helm quests where you have to complete all the town's quests?

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>>173939947
>>173938142
>>173938025
Here is a shield and spear near the deku tree.
I know of a chest with the sword, but I understand the desire to find an infinite supply. I'll scout around a bit too.

>>173940672
Kakariko had that one journal. Kass had a journal. Maybe there are more. I never found one like it in the Gerudo area, so I just talked to everyone until the helmet was earned.

>>173941007
Oh shit nice, I want more than anything the sword and bow though lol

Maybe not the best place to ask but I think I missed the Nintendo Direct. What'd I miss?

>>173941210
few misc games. was mostly showcasing Splatoon 2 and ARMS.

Also Senran Kagura jiggle physics controllers and HD rumble and how those insane japs will make a boob controller happen

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>>173941210
Fate/Extella coming to switch
Squids2 launches on July 21st iirc
There's some Bayonetta 1 and 2 amiibos coming, make of that what you will
All 3 new Zelda amiibos anounced, TP Link, MM Link holding a goron mask and SS Link attacking
Arms looking pretty nice, announced as well yellow joycons and a battery addon for joycons, I guess for motion controls

I fucking give up.
All the combat trials have the little symbol showing there are unopened chests in them but I cannot fucking find them.

>>173941412
The symbol shows up when you've collected all chests in the shrine

>fighting a silver lynel
>a wolf nearby thinks he can hop in the middle of all this
>lynel fire explosion kills wolf and friends
>lynel fire balls cooks the meat I didnt get to pick up yet
>trying not to laugh

>>173941467
Oooooh.
Thanks anon.

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>>173941208
Bow. Behind some bombable rocks on Kincean Island, southwest of Lanayru Tower.

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I wish we could see Riju actually play with Patricia. It must be so cute, instead of her just sitting here, staring at her.

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>>173941208
I remembered this chest directly below Floria Bridge. I'm going to go back to the deku tree and see if I can find an infinite supply.

>>173941805
Unfortunately she thinks she has to be strong and put away childish things. The entire Gerudo people look to her for leadership and she doesn't want them to see her as a child.

It's why she stops playing with her stuffed animals when you walk into her room and tells you not to worry about them.

>>173909551
Full image please

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Day 20 of being stranded on the Great Plate with the Old Man.

Ended up maxing out my normal arrows and now posses enough bomb arrows to blow up every tree here.

Will continue to search every nook and cranny

>>173942550
why tho

>>173941379
>Fate/Extella coming to switch
Actually? Localisation?

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>>173942605
Why would you keep restarting to see if you can get Star Fragments for the Old Man? Why do you do anything in this game?

Because you can.

>>173942973
He gives you star fragments?

>>173942973
Did he ask you for those?

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Would you, /lozg/?

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Goddess damn, these curves! These look about right?

>>173943514
I wouldn't even feel guilty afterward

>>173942973
The fugg?

>>173942791
http://gematsu.com/2017/04/fateextella-umbral-star-coming-switch

Even comes with DLC and new lewd costumes for the whore of babylon

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>>173943607
i'm gonna fucc that boipucci

>>173942973
>>173942550
Just how many fucking amiibos do you have?

Or are you like, in 2020 by now just spamming all the amiibo?

>>173943843
Awesome, thanks my man.

>>173923445
Sauce where

>>173909507
>not posting best loli
lets get some purah in here.
they really knew what they were doing with that one.

>>173943983
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2143758

>>173944007
Purah a shit

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>>173944007
obscure lolis are my fetish

Purah's great but people tend to draw her more like a shortstack than a loli

>>173943514
>>173943917
GAYS OUT
>>173944383
LOLIFAGS OUT

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Middleschool Purah is better anyways

>>173944505
OUT OUT OUT

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>>173944601
Nah

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>>173943937
I come from a future you may not understand.

>>173944662
Link is manly, that is off-model art.
Fags out.

>>173927863
I went all over town looking for a switch but avoided going to walmart figuring it was the first place that sold out...
turns out they had 8 still in stock. what a good day that was to not go back empty handed

>>173944815
>Link is manly
So manly that people thought he might be a girl after the reveal trailer was released

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Reminder that Riju is love.

Riju is life

>>173944910
>in-denial polygerbil-gendered tumblrtards thought it was female!!!
Their opinion is more trash than your taste in waifus, faggot.

>>173941805
Wait when the fuck is she ever sitting there.

>>173942084
>>173941617
>>173941208
I put the Forest Dweller's Sword on my radar, and I have had zero luck. Don't know what to say about it. It shows up in some chests, but otherwise it is genuinely rare it seems.

>>173945330
It's her first stop in the morning before she goes to sit on the throne.

Where does it rain more often, England or Hyrule?

>>173945376
I thought there was one laying out in the Wood weapon test in the lost woods.

>>173945717
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains.

>>173945890
They don't let you keep it.

>>173945890
There is a chest out there with a sword. Haven't seen one in the open, but then I didn't go back and repeat it either. Radar just takes me to the unobtainable display model at the start.

>>173946069
I have a quest for you after you find it or give up

Look for a respawnable Rito shield

Is it true that the update doesnt let you do the horse arrow glitch anymore?

>>173924851
can you post the 3rd one too?

It's not exactly an affordable solution, but can't you rebuy lost weapons from that half Sheikah dude in Tarrey town?

>>173946206
The kite shield?... that could be tough. Is it possible to pull it down off the cabin wall at Selmie's Spot? I guess i can at least take a picture there.

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>>173946379
I mean there's one in the second skull in the tabantha plains or whatever, north from the stable. But it's in a chest

Also yeah you can take a pic from Selmie's collection

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>>173946262
Sure thing.

>>173946524
When I warp in an approached her cabin, fairy spring music started to play. She's cute, but I didn't suspect she was hiding a set of wings.

>>173946598
What the fuck, you can cook gemstones and wood?

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>>173946598
thanks!

how do I get the twilight tunic and stuff? this amiibo just keeps shitting out epona

I'm so sick of her whinny

>>173946673
Sort of.
It's just sort of a different skin on dubious food.
It looks like Link really struggles to eat it.

>>173947428
Kill epona, or register her and then get rid of her

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>>173947491
It shall be done.

>>173947539
Yeh, just x5 bomb arrow her shit to afghanistan

>>173947428
Epona will show up the first time you use it, and then never again. After that the clothing and other stuff are random from it.

>>173947717
>Epona will show up the first time you use it, and then never again.

Nah epona keeps showing up over and over and over

Welcome to speedruns

>>173947864
If you are save-scumming she might, because it's always the first time.

So is this Zelda meets Witcher? Because the concept sounds like shit to me to be honest, open world games bore me to tears, Zelda games were great for their focus not lack of it.
Please tell me it's better than I think.

>>173948169
It's worse than you think, don't bother

Go play something else instead

>>173948169
It's a Zelda game. Your goal is to beat the big boss and beat dungeons. The only real difference is you can change the order and you can skip parts you don't want to do.

I was thinking of using TagMo to avoid buying the happy meal toys out of principle.

Any of you have any experiences with it? How simple is it to set up? Is it worth?

>>173948372
Easy and yes

>>173948372
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276175710068932608/295102350581039104/iivhju.rar

Download this, install apk on NFC enabled android phone and then write amiibo data to NFC215 tags

I suggest checking tagstand for NTAG215 items and buying them there.

>>173948372
I did two of them earlier today for the first time. There is a link in this thread.

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>>173922907
>tfw going to make a Pilaf later today

>>173948515
So you still gotta get a tag at least?
I was under the impression it was a matter of tapping my phone up to the console once all the files were in place and set up, but I guess that shows what I know.

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I love all the stupid little shit they put into this game that just gives it that extra charm, mainly with Link. Like how he whistles while cooking, or if you strip him down to his undies and don't move for a while, he'll flex his arms. Or how if you sleep in the water bed you can hear him bouncing on it and giggling like a little kid. Or his stupid seal puns dialogue options. It's fucking cute.

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>>173944007
"Koko is a bad loli who can't do anything right."
"Koko will never be like Purah"

>>173949084
You will need some ntag215 stickers of some type. Lots of places to get them, but 215 is the important thing to look for. No other number will do.