/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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When?

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3rd for more wagons never

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>>173808154
>tfw GTAV Stratum doesn't have Benny options

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>>173808270

Where were you when Higgus fucked off for good?

>making a thread 15 posts early
>for a general as dead as gtag especially
are you retarded?

>>173808721
You mean like last time he emptied his friends list and left forever?

>>173808721
cheesing people with one shot seeker mines

>>173808774
dead game because no content
dead thread because skids are too strong now

>>173808774
If the general was truly dead, it wouldn't hit 750 posts within a couple of days, so the only retard here is you for being this autistic.

>>173809838
in a couple of days are the keywords here.

>>173807350

Smoke is LOVE. Smoke is LIFE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R9va0y74VMU

>>173809838
>a couple of days
that's what dead means dude

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Dont y'all just love russian jetshitters?
I hope Trump pulls some sanctions on russia so shitstar will be legally required to seperate the filth.

>>173810036
>>173810296
Quality autism, bros. Generals that aren't hitting 750 posts within an hour are considered "dead"?
They're still active with participants who regularly , and most of the traffic of members of GTAG are sticking with Discord as opposed to this general since it's a live form of communication anyway, so it is in no way a dead general.

>>173810457
>learn Russian
>Russians don't fuck with you
???

who is lirik and why is it that every time he streams he makes GTA 5 go into the top 3 views on twitch? literally who?

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>>173810457
>yacht comfiness

Man, my grind is almost up. Another ten more million will see my car collection complete.
Then I'm gonna turn off the lights at the office, buy a sailing yacht and go out on the far reaches of the map.

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>>173810727
doubth.jpg
This one actually seemed to be focused on jetshitting on the other russian jetshitter.

>tfw when you cant take the saily boat up into the big lake thing because bridges

>>173810890
me.

>>173810973
You can buy the Marquis in GTA V and enjoy a more immersive cruise from the west coast of America to Nippon, nigga. It's like those faggots who swim underwater in Online to "discover" the sea when they can do the same in V, but with actual scuba gear and cool animals instead of overpriced Bane masks and literally nothing.

>>173811059
you can push it through from the other side with a dump truck

>>173811059
t. person who doesn't know russian

In my experience they tend to fight people who aren't russian. The second you tell them to fuck off in their own language, or maintain a convo with another russian in the server it tends to be a lot more friendly.

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>>173811059
There are Marquis that spawn here regularly in SP and Online.

Seriously, if you want to properly cruise in full immersion and with maximum comfiness, do it in SP, faggot.

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>>173810973
I just started doing my heli collection
bought the second one for 3m, gona get the rest of them in the next decade

>>173811386
yeah hold muh beer i think i have one in my left pocket
Wish we could put the boats on those tow'n things and move them on the road with a pickup.

>>173811464
May as well offer them a suck? Fuck that shit, subhuman shit projecting their irl sadness on decent white people online.

are we safe from the hospital bills yet

>>173811895
you are if you backed up all your money into cars like a sane person

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>>173811464

Mfw when 80% of the randoms I play with are bong-ripping skippies

>>173811895
No, it's exactly what Rockstar wants. Have modders empty everyone's wallets so they coax themselves into buying shark cards.

I know a faggot who got his 3-year-old account wrongfully banned by Rockstar's shitty "anti-cheat" system, and what does he do? Instead of boycotting the game or harassing the cancerous Support page and number, he bought the game again and purchased $50 worth of Shark Cards. What a fucking retard.

>>173812242
Nessi?

>>173812342
No, it's a literal who, he's not part of the general but plays on PC.

>>173812242
The fabled great reset might finally happen after this.

get hyped

What happened to rockstar faggot? Where did he go?

>>173812764
Probably to Rockstar's equivalent to a gulag if those job reviews are anything to go by. Or maybe he quit.

>>173812046
i've never had modded money because i'm not a scrub, so i've never needed to do that. oh well, i'll just wait.

>>173812764
Throwing autistic fits at people in /v/ who're finding easter eggs and creating fan-theories of mysteries in GTA V like the Infinity-Killer and the Chilliad Mystery since he has nothing better to do.

Just the idea of him browsing /v/ on a regular basis really tells you about how much of a humongous faggot he is.

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>>173812242
>wrongfully banned
>buys it again
one of these statements is false.

>>173812764
he got fired a while ago

>>173812958
who said I used modded money?
I only drive three vehicles
The rest are fully modded RE-7B's
I knew this would happen one day.

>>173813098
>he got fired a while ago

source?

>>173813098
>one of these statements is false.
You're underestimating the autism of people with addiction/dependency issues.

>>173813098
It isn't false, he's one of those autists who bought GTA V and never played SP outside of Prologue and Franklin & Lamar, as evident by his Social Club page. Hell, he never modded SP once since he didn't play it at all, not even when he got the game in early 2014 back in old-gen.

You can express doubt about scenarios, but outright calling them false is absolutely autistic. I know this guy is a total moron, and I told him straight up that he is for considering the idea and actually going with it, but he didn't care since he's addicted to the game and still sucks Rockstar's dick.

>>173813550
Also this, he explained it in a simplistic yet good manner.

>>173812701
>The fabled great reset might finally happen
the tears that will erupt will be glorious

>>173812701
>The fabled great reset might finally happen after this.
what did he mean by this?

some guy gave everyone in the lobby $130mln yesterday. i didn't ask him for it but spent half anyway. how long until those rockstar bastards ban me?

>>173815030
never if you don't deposit it

>>173815207
that's not how things work but keep telling yourself that :)

>>173815030
I've been given money on multiple occasions (thought not as much as you) without being banned or warned by R*

>>173815271
t. higgus

>>173815207
It went into the bank, not the wallet. Happened while I was at the loading screen after finishing a mission

>>173815628
Enjoy your ban

>>173810682
>most of the traffic of members of GTAG are sticking with Discord as opposed to this general since it's a live form of communication anyway
meaning the general is dead you braindead moron

>>173813712
was it a straight perm ban or temp then perm ban? do you 100% trust this person to have not been an idiot and do something he shouldn't have?

>>173815709
it was a good run

>>173815030
instead of waiting to get banned, make a ticket with r* and ask them to remove the money.

it takes a matter of minutes and they usually respond within the day.

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>>173813870
Once upon a time (December 2013) dns exploits destroyed the sense of progression and potential this game held. The effects of this one exploit can still be felt to this day. An elder wizard of this board suggested that the only way to truly make gta great again would be to hard reset the character(s) of every player account. Rockstar developers laughed at this suggestion and in fact danced around it for ages.

Allowing players who kept the billions of dollars, every pegasus vehicle, their level 800+ characters, and chrome adders to pass on their progress and bleed them slowly with overpriced and unfun updates. It was punishing for both newcomers and older players.

Then the PC release happened and with it a new era of external hooks and cheats to make billions of dollars in an hour. This simply would not do in the eyes of those who rub their hands profusely. So they attempted to remove them entirely. Attempted.

They have been slowly working their way around to the great reset by negating transfers from old gen. Giving people new ways to make money that are not missions or heists. This new cheat to drain money from players accounts may be the final nail in the coffin for menus and external cheat programs. Then who knows. The cloud servers could (((((accidentally))))) hiccup one day and everyone's character would be gone.

Everyone level one. Everyone with a measly 1 million as an "apology" gift. Everyone equal again. No menus. No duping glitches. No more inflated prices. The replay button on missions is finally turned back on.

>>173816298
That would just draw attention to the fact that I spent like 80 million when they look at my transaction log

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Say something about every name you recognize

>>173817248
literally who the shot

>>173817248
I have a small crush on seras

>>173816859
>Everyone level one. Everyone with a measly 1 million as an "apology" gift. Everyone equal again. No menus. No duping glitches. No more inflated prices. The replay button on missions is finally turned back on.
resetting everyone's character doesn't make menus and other cheats go away, whats more, it doesn't incentivize mission running or anything other than I/E work.

maybe people would do things like missions and CEO work to get back their offices and warehouses, but after that the I/E grind continues.

Finally got a gunlocker so what are the main guns I should be using.

>>173816859
As if Rockstar has the balls to pull that trigger. They know what would come next: honest players leaving in droves, hackers mod back their rank/cash/cars slowly, regardless of how many times they get banned, and the game official becomes dead.

>>173817823
musket
only musket

>>173817469
hi nessi

>>173817469
t. Capt.Jizz-men

>>173817248
end.me.now.senpai has his priorities in order

>>173816859
I would think if any kind of 'great reset' as you say were to happen, people who buy shark cards (like me) should be able to fight with debit card receipts ... i hope.

I buy shark cards because I like to play, not work. Great game, love the racing.

>>173817480
Rockstar only fucks menus when someone figures out how to take money from other players. Who's to say that this time won't be permanent? They got pretty damn close the first time.

>>173817903
They don't. That's why prices are over inflated now to compensate for it. I'm not saying it will happen, but if it did *winks* happen one day I wouldn't hold it against them.


They can't cheat if they're are no menus to cheat with friendos.

>scripts ever being gone in a p2p game
heh

>>173818429
>I buy shark cards
good goy, why not get the newest money hack? got my self 20 billion in 5minutes

>>173817823
uzi
advanced rifle
musket
rpg

burst fire only

>>173818667
>Rockstar only fucks menus when someone figures out how to take money from other players. Who's to say that this time won't be permanent? They got pretty damn close the first time.
I believe that R* can break existing menus, but the thing is that people who make these menus might be able to adapt to whatever R* changed and we're back we were before the big wipe, except all the legitimate players lost all their shit.

>>173818812
Nah, I like the game a lot and like supporting it. If I get some massive 'great reset' happen to me though, the romance will be over. Probably start Battlefield 1 or something then.

>>173817469
That's a man, baby

>>173819171
doesn't affect me at all.

>>173819236
Sort your life out.

>>173819615
ima fukken marine XD

>>173819615
neigh

>>173818974
keep in mind this suggestion is a little over 3 years old when menus were actually hard to get and R* could actually get away with it because of how unstable the servers were at launch.

Now? I don't even know. Would it benefit them because of how many shark cards they would sell? You bet. So players quit? They lose players everyday because of the menu shitters now. They're probably losing players right now because their bank accounts are getting wiped. The players they bragged about gaining during the most recent Christmas sale are long gone by now.

At some point it has to stop.

>>173817248
theres a lot of blacks in whites only

best GTA setting, go

>>173820486
>At some point it has to stop.
doubt R* cares that much anymore, to be honest.

GTA Online is getting content support for the foreseeable future, but I think R* is for the most part turning its sights to RDR2 and how they can prevent what happened to GTA Online from happening to whatever online component RDR2 will have.

>>173820891
Like actually spending money and sourcing a well renowned anti cheat company to do the work for them, or developing their own?

The fact that most modern games don't do this shit in 2016-2017 is fucking inexcusable.

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Watching my wageslave repeatedly dying while he tries to steal a car for me.
I'm still in my office, watching him in the map. I might look at some sailing yachts at Dock Tease while he does his thing.

>>173817035
well done on fucking yourself

>>173821280
Are you retarded?

Plenty of modern games have anti-cheat, so much to the point where it's dangerous to the consumer.
Are you actually implying Rockstar has no anti-cheat in GTA5 because some hackers can still manage to hack?

I hope you realize that these private cheats still have to update and be re-compiled with every patch. It's not a one and done thing, both sides are living software.

>>173821508
>tfw can't be an armchair CEO because my slaves work at fucking sanic speeds

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>>173820871

I use the online settings feature more than any other in the pause menu, so yeah that would probably be my fave aye.

shoutout to eddy for keeping those retard randoms on a leash while i ran through the EMP delivery

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>>173821508

>>173821660
Are you actually implying Rockstar has no anti-cheat in GTA5 because some hackers can still manage to hack?

if by some you mean at minimum 3 people in a lobby at all times then yes. Their (((((((anti cheat)))))) only cares about one thing, bans people falsely, and also >>>>>>>>private

This is the only game I've played where cheating is so fucking rampant good players have to deal with constant hackusations.

>>173822551
You don't seem to realize how anti-cheats even work. Anti-cheats can't detect zero-day stuff, or stuff compiled from source. They can only detect the basic ways of cheating like script hooking and memory editing.

Even in fucking Final Fantasy 14 you could simply teleport your character by whipping open cheat engine, browsing over to the offset and

>
This is the only game I've played where cheating is so fucking rampant good players have to deal with constant hackusations.

Besides the stupidity to correlate amount of hackers with amount of """"good players being accused of hacking"""", it sounds like you don't play any other fucking game.

Guys could you please take it to the bedroom

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So now that higgus is "dead"
When will Capt. JUSTmine AKA -Nessi finally fuck off too?

>>173824941
the irony is that nessi is the reason we no longer have higgus
he was also the reason that higgus kept coming into sessions with gtag

>>173823401
>They can only detect the basic ways of cheating like script hooking and memory editing.

See the gateless entrance that is VAC. Also Fairfight and Battleye

GTA laughing stock of an anticheat didn't have either of those until they became a problem. cheat engine money exploits became a thing. The old way menus used to work became a thing. They only fucking care if it affects shark card sales. Which surprise surprise it does now.

At least the ones above work for the most part.. Some better than others.

>Besides the stupidity to correlate amount of hackers with amount of """"good players being accused of hacking"""", it sounds like you don't play any other fucking game.

It sounds like you don't play enough, you're new, or you're just complete and utter shit at video games in general. There are/were plenty of good players in this crew and in the game in general. It's so few and far between to run into them because no one fucking trusts this game to police cheating. In another fucking game I'd give the guy the benefit of the fucking doubt because of how shit modern servers are.

Example: getting shot through walls in the older COD games. You could call the guy a fucking cheating hack because you were clearly behind the wall on your screen, but on his you hadn't even crossed the corner.

It's the fucks who go full blatant with walls, aimbots, damage modification etc. I have a problem with. The game has literally gotten to the point that if X player instantly dies to another player without time to react to it they will always call cheats. They won't even take into consideration the mistakes they personally have made. It fucking sucks. I earn my piles of salt to lick off the ground, and I don't like being called a cheater because of it.

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>be a starving north korean soldier thinking of deserting KJU's corrupt regime
>in the distance you faintly hear it ain't me blaring
>Nessi over pyongyang in an apache

>>173816153
pretty much everyone in discord posts here

>>173826707
>See the gateless entrance that is VAC
This, although VAC doesn't stop everything.
I like in CS:GO where you can be a judge and see the replay from an accused player POV and decide for yourself if he is a cheater of not.

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>>173827478
look at all the quality that you could be missing by not being in the discord

>>173826917
do you mean fortunate son

>>173827993
that's why it's called a gate less entrance silly. The main problem with this is most people who do overwatch are fucking retarded, and the lack of in game comms makes it even worse. The only people it actually catches are people who are blatant on an expendable account.

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>>173828441
it ain't me-heeeeeeeeeeee it ain't me-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


walking fast faces pass and I'm homebound

>>173828381
What the fuck is the autism from this discord? Who gets off on "online achievements?"

is there a comfy session atm or is hospital bills still a thing

spookiest thing you've ever seen on gta online, go

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>>173828867
>comfy session
Just add Capt.Jaszmine, I'm busy hosting a babby session. Might leave any second though.

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>join session
>do one source job
>infinite loading when leaving the warehouse
>restart game
>it crashes 4 times
>suddenly steam offline
>game starts in offline mode
>story mode loads
>crashes

i didn't want to play anyway.

how the fuck are people stupid enough to fail the trashmaster setup for series a? this shit is so simple and these dumbass niggers are failing it ON NORMAL jesus christ

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just had this guy drive up and start shooting me.

who is this strange masketta man?

hahahahahaha
https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/650yzo/cheatershackersmodders_now_can_steal_your_ip/

GTAG IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS

>>173835753
oh no they can find out my ISP and ddos me until i change my IP with a mac address spoof im so scared

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>>173828381

The fuck is this shit?

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>>173835753
This is an interesting piece of information.

>>173835753
PC version confirmed unplayable

tfw don't have to deal with this on rockstation 4

>>173828950

Not exactly spooky but

>solo session for a few hours
>step outside my office to go do a source
>hear a bang then see a body skid across the floor in front of me
>almost literally shit my pants

Some rando had joined at some point, waited 10 mins while I afk'd inside office and then lept to his death in front of me when I emerged

>>173835753
>reddit link
>reddit spacing
anon was right...

>>173836520
You can get the IP of anyone connected to you over your network with various programs on a PC while playing on your PS4 or Xbone.

Don't be dumb. The program that comes to mind is even mentioned here: >>173836424

>>173828381
It's pretty funny how the only thing you can post is something sent over private messages

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>>173836636

MUH REDDIT SPACING XXDDDD MOM LOOK I POSTED IT AGAIN

You Reddit spacing sperglord faggots are the absolute worst cancer. Fuck off

>>173836970
Its pretty funny how the only thing you can post is something by ----jrv----

>>173837198
Chill out >>>reddit this is a neurotypical board only

>>173837504
is that why you're getting triggered by how some anons dictate their posts?

>>173837504

Cant you just get you mom to buy you some tendies or something so we cab actually hold a conversation for longer than 5 mins without you sperging out over post formats.

link to discord?

>>173838843
Kill yourself, those idiots that say blacklisted are from discord.

>>173839271
I just want to ERP

>>173838260
>>173837968
I literally just made a passing joke about the reddit-spacing guy and you called me a sperg while sperging as hard as possible.

The joke was that he was double spacing while actually cross posting a reddit thread, do you get it? It's not hard it was just a little sarcastic jab at someone completely unrelated to you

>>173839791
if you're just having a laugh its fine, but theres plenty of people on this whole site that get so bent out of shape simply because people put spaces in their posts

>>173838843
https://discord.gg/F74GZ4w

>>173840096
>Anarchist
>furrys
Wow that is pretty terrible.

>>173839791

"Jokes on you i was merely pretending to be retarded" the post

>>173840989
>I can't comprehend basic sarcasm
>instead I'm going to pretend that it's not a concept that exists

Is the meme that you're merely pretending to be retarded or are you just like this

>>173841079

"Jokes on you I was merely pretending to be retarded" The post vol. 2

>>173841218
Are you underage?

>>173841297

Are you the least funny person in existence?

>>173841412
I literally haven't had someone use that argument tactic on me since I was ten.

The last post wasn't a joke, btw. I was actually asking, but it's okay because you're definitely underage and if you're not then you should feel bad.

>>173841585

Keep posting anon. If it makes you feel better about your faggotry dont let me stop you. Please

>>173841739
okay

>>173832259
mugger

What are the chances for DLC for story mode?

>>173843459
We know for certain that they brought Franklin's actor back in for motion capture/voice work, but for all we know it might not lead to anything.

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Post your good-looking characters

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>>173846963
Shit, wait.

>>173816170
He got perma'd because a modder unlocked all achievements for him and used his name to blow up the entire lobby, and this was back when modders started doing this so he got caught in the cross-fire and Rockstar just refused to give him a chance to explain himself.

I trust this person to not have done it or modify any of the game files because he can't mod for shit, he doesn't even know how to install Scripthook.

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>>173847517

the netcode in this game is so fucking dogshit, why would anyone ever play any of the pvp modes?

>>173852226
host advantage in this game is fucking insane

>>173852226
>why would anyone ever play any of the pvp modes

Because the majority of GTAO players are autistic 12 year olds, they don't care if its quality is shit, all they want to do is shoot other players in Advermemery Mode with meme gimmicks.

>>173822062
No probs homie. Was good running with you.

Is deathmatch fun?

>>173853957
what do you think? >>173852226
>>173852796
>>173852956

>retard just blowing people's cars up for no reason
>spawn hydra
>follow him around for the rest of the session until he leaves
lol

thinking about getting a Comet Retro. think it's worth $750k?

>>173856114
not at all

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>>173856114
No, don't get that piece of shit. A regular Comet is infinitely more fun to drive than the Retro.

Should I get the Stinger Topless, or Stinger GT?

>>173856643
I like the Topless more personally, looks cooler

>>173856576
yeah true, now that i think about it it's not worth it. gonna buy a classic instead I think and keep my comet the way it is

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I'm so happy I stopped playing this piece of shit game and have no drive for it any more now that it's confirmed Rockstar has no intention of actually improving it
GTA 6 / GTA V DLC fucking when

>GTA 3 is my favorite game in the series
Yep, I been drinkin' again.

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How would you introduce this car into the game?
Name
Class
Performance
Handling
LS Customisation
Liveries (not mandatory)
Bennys Custom version (not mandatory)
Unique features and parts
Prices

>Hakuchou Shitzu
i'm in love
this thing is affordable, feels so good to drive, fast, and looks like some shit a ninja would drive. i love this fucking thing, way better than my 801

>>173857452
Plz stop this meme

>>173857452
i'd fuck ur mom in her butthole lmao

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>>173857703

>>173858243
why did you respond to me faggot

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>>173858301

>>173858301
Because I open a new reply box by clicking the nearest post number and sometimes I forget to remove the post number.

>>173857362
>GTA V DLC
Never, a $20 DLC that requires effort and funding doesn't make as much money as $20 Shark Cards that are barely enough for one single mid-tier supercar.

>>173857452
>Name
Overflod Majestät

>Class
Supers

>Performance
Excellent traction and braking, great acceleration, and a very good top speed.

>Handling
No understeer or oversteer, very RC-Car like because of its insane traction.

>LS Customization
Extensive.

>Liveries
None.

>Benny's
Fuck that wanna-be jew

>Unique features
Nothing besides the signature Koenigsegg door.

>Prices
$1,890,000

>>173857452
>overflod lura
>Super
>Similar to the entity
>Very smooth and easy to turn at any speed like the tyrus but without the silly wheel spinning when it crashes and can't get back to speed.
>Basic customization like the Osiris or FMJ two bumpers a few skirts a spoiler and wing then carbon variants of each
>Three Liveries, one simple stripe, one race car, and one pinstripe or whatever you call it with the thin stripes you can see in your pic.
>1.7 million or so based on real price.

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What does GTAG think of my weeaboo tranny?

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>>173862821

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Pic for anyone who had their sale fucked over by this little skiddie fuck today

>>173863609
Namechange

>>173817248
>tfw you only recognize one
>because hes random crewkillin all the time
wow, gtag sure is goin stronk

>>173864390
i haven't seen a single person in that session crewkill

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What in the fuckin shit?

I made a sleeper out of the Karin Aestrope. I got a sudden facination towards it when it started to remind me of a metallic blue Nissan Sentra.

What cars that aren't a GTAO cliche have you discovered?

>>173864032
Weird

>>173867153
>What cars that aren't a GTAO cliche have you discovered?
Vapid Sadler with roof lights.
It's the same height has the dubsta 6x6.

>>173866719
Imagine a full server and someone getting this kind of bounty on them. If the faggot doesn't leave, the hunt would be fun.

>>173867809
The hunt would end in the killer getting $9000, max. The visible number doesn't mean squat, it's just some modder trying to play a prank but R* patched it actually giving that amount ages ago

>>173868116
There was a 10k Bounty thing that gave people 10k yesterday

>>173867153
Bravado Bison with a Dark Blue metallic and Racing Blue pearlescent, everything is upgraded but has no turbo (annoying sound) and stock suspension for better off-roading and ground clearance.

Such a good truck.

what is there to do in gta online after you buy everything? all the free roam missions are pretty boring

>>173870363
kill other players

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>>173867153
Western Cliffhanger is my favorite bike now. So stable, great engine sound, tough hillclimber and all while still being very quick and having a second seat. Delicious 70's racing harley.

Pic related.

Say something nice about the following player:
>higgus

>>173871446

Manchez is mine. Been meaning to give the cliffhanger a go at some point. Everyone says its good

>>173857452
>slightly remodel it
>make it thinner
>make it shorter
>mode the engine to the front
>soft top
>car is now a small two door Japanese convertible
>insert modern MX-5 into game instead w/ Benny's option to 'Retro-ify" it into an NA MX-5
>Annis 5E-MN
>Compacts
>top of it's class
>Not too fast in top speed or acceleration but amazing handling
>great customization in modern variant. Enough to make you not feel like you miss out if you don't buy the Retro upgrade at Benny's
>Benny's "retro" version makes it an NA MX-5, with options for bodykits, hardtops, all the good stuff.
>"Manual" soft top w/ animation of player pull it down/putting it up with their free arm.
>$240k w/ $500k Retro upgrade
Done, I fixed it for you.

Seriously though I want this to be a thing so badly.

>>173867153
Still often drive my white Rancher around. What a fuckin' great truck to have, I still use it more than I do any of the new offroad trucks I have, even my Trophy Truck. I just want a better sounding engine in it.

Engine swap update when

>>173872094
Definitely try it, it's a fun ride.

>>173872094
Go for it dude, it's not much to buy and it's so nice to drive.

I always say though, if you're unsure try it out in the Creator first.

Just
>new game mode
>capture
>dump the essentials down
>spawns, capture items, etc
>save as testing arena
>spawn the vehicles you wanna test

Good if you've never bought something like the Hydra and you wanna try before you buy. It was the reason why I ended up not buying the Savage and saved my money.

>>173863609
His actual account was officerdonutz or something

>>173869456
and carries six. Nice choice anon, I considered it before going for the Sadler.
I don't really need 6 seat because i have no friends and missions are 4 players max.

>>173807350
Can I join the PS4 crew?

PSN: hakudoshi23

Guys come on someone must have bought Force Menu - just share the files I want to disassemble it - find some basic functions - I just literally have to do on about 5 - 10 functions and I'm golden.

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>keep getting put in sessions with like 1 other guy
>run into chinese hacker when i join, not even 10 seconds in hes blowing me up
was he just waiting for some random person to bully?

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>>173875679
>begging for paid hacks to be given to him for free

>>173876448
? No you got me wrong - it is a mac address locked menu and I think with server check of your subscription time.

I want the hack files so I can reverse engineer it and see how the functions for some feature work so I can implement them in my menu.

It's safer this way because the alternative is to try random shit and get banned multiple times on multiple accounts.

I've recently learned how to call natives by memory stuff and engine funtions.

I'm learning a huge amount of information every day and making progress - but I've just started all this kinda 1 - 2 weeks ago.

I basically want to see how they force kick without being a host - and their various protections.. there is are code examples for protection online I can use them as a guide + I have their entire source code from an older version of the force menu so that helps too.

Btw calling a native trough memory or script engines is 10000000000x times safer than the standard method used by 99% of menus.

My goal is that in 1 - 2 months I will release to public a tool that makes moders useless in a session but has no hacking feature ( I can release it quicker if I get the force files because I can literally copy their methods )

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Bicycles are underappreciated desu

I've dropped this game back when Rockstar went full gulag, how are menus these days?

>>173867153
>made a sleeper
>it's still a slow piece of shit

accept crew request: user - ethnicGAT

>>173860238
so because you haven't paid for any of the free content they've been making, it isn't DLC?

they said themselves the shark card sales allowed them to make every big update completely free.

>inb4 "but u need shark cards to afford anything waaaa"

patience is a virtue most players of this game lack.

>>173878183
Blacklisted for stealing my outfit

>>173877163
give me your paypal

>>173843202
thats what I thought too, but when I killed him it didn't show a message saying "mugger sent by X has been killed by Y" like usual

>>173878814
it was me

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>>173878871
who dis?

>>173867153
What qualifies as a GTAO cliche?

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I tried looking online for a solution but i thought i'd ask here as well.
Does anyone know a fix for the stuttering? It seems to only happen when my disk usage goes up. Lowering settings doesn't seem to help either. Tried re-installing the game or verifying cache, no luck. Tried looking online and some people find a solution but others say its a game problem and that it has a memory leak issue. Which one is it?

My specs for reference:
OC'd FX-6300
GTX660
8gb ram
WD 1tb HDD

I get decent framerates when playing at normal settings (50-70 fps)

>>173877716
Your butt is underappreciated

>>173857396
I'm hot, you're not.

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>>173877716

>>173879638
>Does anyone know a fix for the stuttering?
Want to talk about stuttering?!
I tell you about stuttering. My game stutters so much that in the city I'm faster if a walk then if I use a car to travel.
That's how much I stutter!

>>173879638
>gtx 660
one problem

Your processor is dying
another problem

>>173881729
>no fps problems
>stuttering only happens when disk usage goes up from the game not utilizing ram enough
>"its your gpu or cpu"
yeah ok

>>173881893
okay have it your way then.

>>173879638
8gb ram is not enough
your hdd is probably slow

>>173882375
>your hdd is probably slow
it is, but i've also read online about people with much better rigs than mine with 16gb of ram and SSD's experiencing stuttering

>>173879638
same card here

i used to have a huge stuttering problem and what finally fixed it for me after months of trying all sorts of stupid bullshit was updating my graphics drivers, no foolin'

i'm using 358.50 if that helps

>>173882615
Your drive is nearly full.

>>173882662
i've got 100gb of free space, it shouldnt matter if there's space for the page file

>>173882631
Thanks, gonna check which drivers are on now, and gonna get those and see if it helps

Anyone know if you can use the Infernus and Turismo Classics in Sports, like you can the Stirling GT?

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>>173878368
>getting triggered over something so fucking stupid.

>>173884654
blacklisted for stealing my picture

>>173884654
>falling for the blacklist meme
>thinking something as stupid as wearing the same clothes would be banworthy

Holy shit land grab is garbage. The idea is ok but some of the maps are just so poorly designed.

>>173884654
Fuck off redditor

If you spend the modded money, does Rockstar remove the items? or do they just remove whatever balance you had left?

they just remove balance
so basically buy everything

>>173885743
It need to take WAY longer to capture, obviously being way faster with more team mates on it.
That way you would spot lone wolfs running around capping without shooting or shooting and killing first sight cause they are skilled.

But then it would turn out like a team game and GTA:O is for kids who suck at playing in teams. Otherwise they would be playing league of legends or something like that.

GTA:O was doomed from the beginning because the target audience is shit. R* wanted the Saints Row audience and they certainly got it.

>>173828381
Is this guy a pasta generator?

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BANWAVE

UPDATE SOON

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>>173828381
imagine being someone who has to deal with --jrv-- in person.

>>173890660
owned fag

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Moab's when???

>>173891023
>go to eat with jrv cause he won't shut up
>this sandwich is great anon
>its kinda bland jrv
>Please tell me you're not seriously attempting to argue with my ability to taste everything in this sandwich. mr no taste buds. even the greatest men occasionally look down to squash bugs, not that i'm a great man, but compared to you, might as well be Gordon Ramsey himself.

>>173891328
SOON

THE TIME OF THE GREAT RESET IS UPON US

>>173891328
When we can own personal aircraft carriers. Each MOAB will cost 1 million dollars to launch and will insta kill everyone no matter where they are.

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>>173891645

Day of the Noose

>>173891749
battleships subs cruisers and destroyers when

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>>173891328
GTA online ancap update when?

>mfw a rando opens fire on one of my I/E car-slaves so I fire a McNuke at him, vaporizing half of Los Santos.

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quad 50 towable when?

>>173877163
Okay first of all buy it yourself you cheap fuck

Second, why are you trying to make a menu before an upcoming update? Which potentially could break menus for another couple of months. It would be a wasted effort.

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>>173878303
Oy vey, we have a good goy shilling for Rockstar.
Listen up, faggot. Every single bit of content starting from Heists, except for IGG 1-2, have been exclusive to Online just to wringle out some more money from the players' pockets and coax them into buying shark cards since they can't test them in SP and see if they're shit.
The updates are not "free", they're free to download which sufficiently covers the legal terms, but the items provided in the update are NOT free. You're telling me that a $5.7M meme car ripped off from a "dae le nostalgia? xddd" TV show deserves to cost $90 in micro-transactions, basically %50 pricer than the game itself? You know how long it takes to grind in the most efficient manner with the most lucrative money maker, aka I/E warehouses? You need to sell 72 Top Range cars in order to afford that Ruiner 2000, and do you know how long that shit takes? Not even days, it can take weeks to gather up that amount because of the amount of flights and driving and fighting you have to do, all while getting Mid and Standard range cars within the rotation that'll clutter up your sale process like a bitch.
Go back to sucking Rockstar's dick in Reddit, retarded shill.

rocket artillery when?

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>>173892050

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>>173892356
tl;dr

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>free roam game mode where the objective is to steal someone's car while they try to get it to their garage
>cars are always the fastest land vehicle in the game
>literally the only way you're going to catch up to them is if you get an attack helicopter and blow them to smithereens

>>173891481
This I like

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>>173892419
pls gibe

>>173892631
>he doesn't know how to intercept

>>173892631
>>literally the only way you're going to catch up to them is if you get an attack helicopter and blow them to smithereens
those source cars aren't upgraded performance wise, if you have an upgraded supercar you can catch up / keep up.

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>>173892573
>can't read 3 paragraphs for 30 seconds

kek

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>>173892952
>3 paragraphs

i just see one big rant from a butthurt babby

>>173892356
why would they just give everyone new content instantly?

>>173892356
>it can take weeks
lol

>>173893303
they don't have to give it to everyone instantly, just don't make it a huge grind like it is now.

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>>173893194
And all I see is an (actual) retarded faggot sperging sucking Rockstar's dick and being their diehard apologist whose only reply is "u mad".

Do sperg some more, it's fun.

>>173893467
i've found i/e to be the comfiest and easiest grinding yet, crates & mc stuff is awful in comparison

maybe some are just more relaxed about virtual material gain than others.

>>173893303
As usual, people like you are missing the point. This guy (>>173893467) summed up it well, don't make it such a bitch to grind that it ruins your gameplay, especially that all you can get for hours of hardcore grinding is a single mid-tier supercar.

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>car source in hills by the stilt houses
>Roosevelt
>it's a bomb car

>>173893614
Comfy? You must've never played it then because terminator AI is always ruining your day with their hacker-like accuracy and being able to fire Buzzard cannons in an omnidirectional manner, hell, they can lock onto you with said cannons.

It's not comfy, it's cancer and a pain in the ass. Want "comfy"? Play Sightseer or Haulage, they're the least stress inducing freemode missions yet.

>>173893482
>ranting angrily somehow makes me the spergist
>is mad

jrv, is that you?

some real babies posting itt right now lmao

watch as this post triggers more of them

>>173894079
I might as well be Julius Caesar compared to you

>poster above me is desperate for (You)s and validation

lmao, who's the real baby here?

>>173894293
Too slow

>>173894293
t. jrv

>>173894293
>is triggered

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>>173894374
>using someone as a scapegoat to hide your autism

Sperg harder, you're doing what I asked you to do.

No wonder this general is dying given the quality of posts lately.

>all these posts about jrv
>he doesn't even read this thread or play the game that much anymore

you guys are obsessed

>>173894579
>>173894560
ok jrv

>>173894658
I have no idea who that guy is even, all I see is an autist who is obsessed with jrv's dick and can't get enough.

Do any of the heist capable apartments have helipad access like the office? Going across the street to get to my helicopters is irritating.

>>173895032
no

>>173895032
Richard Majestics has a helipad, but thanks to Rockstar's fantastic game-design, it isn't functional nor accessible like the Offices.

So no, only offices get the helipads.

>>173882631
Bless you dude, it fixed everything, i used to have these connection issues where my game wouldn't sync with everyone else's properly so i'd appear laggy and shit, and it fixed that too.

Is FiveM and the RP servers fun?

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Reply to this post with good-looking characters only.

>>173892356
It takes three days, git gud and stop selling mid/standard cars.

>>173896212
you first

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>>173896326
Already did, where's yours? Don't tell me you lack the skills to make a decent character, anon.

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>>173896212

>Still no Duke O Death

What the fuck are they waiting for?

>>173896648
Yan2295 and funmw2 are saying it'll be here next Tuesday, and if it doesn't, no one will believe them anymore.

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>>173896648

waiting for the modders to drain everyones bank accts so they'll be forced to purchase shark cards if they want to buy the Duke.

>>173896465
no you didn't

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>>173897065
Still avoiding the hard question, eh? It's fine anon, admit it, you're jealous of my character and my creativity envies you.

>>173897351
who

>>173896212
>>173896465
>>173897351
Do you have a boyfriend?

>>173898020
No, but I don't date faggots.

>>173896212
Rupauldragrace/10

>>173896212
>>173896465
>>173897351
*BARF* P-Please! No more! Oh god I can't take it... OoOHh- *BARF*

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>>173899180

>>173892419
>>173892730
katyusha when?

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>>173896212

>>173900421
aaah yes, now this is more soothing.

oy when are the comf sessions?

>>173893735
cargobob lol

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>car source
>shoot down heli chasing me
>its burning wreckage falls onto the car

>>173902724
>not just killing the gunner and flying it away with a cargobob

should we start a not-serious cult about the impending great reset

>>173904742
>not-

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comf.jpg
where you goys at?

>>173905738
Comfy in a session with reluctantpig?
You must be out of your mind.

>>173906165
piggu and hackin cunts and jetshitters
well its not like we have a crew sess

>>173904742
yes.

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>>173906476
eh, it was fun till the hacker trash ruined it.

What's the best interior and exterior color for the Turismo Classic?

>>173908558
Cream
Red

>>173908558
Are you autistic? It's personal preference.

>>173908660
So far white and red are the only exterior colors I've liked on the Turismo, but was looking for some input because most of my cars are white, black, gray, or red already, and it's getting boring.

>>173911459
buy exotic meme cars

>>173911459
Maybe test some colors out and see what looks good to you for yourself? Nobody can know what you might like.

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>>173911459
If all else fails, look up the car's real-life equivalent and see what colors it naturally came in.

>>173892310
Things that would break the menu would be them checking dll proxies for various methods - people smarter than me would figure out another way.

Other stuff would be to change the place in memory for various natives but if they patch one and you still call it by engine functions it would work well.

>>173892310
>paying to cheat.

>>173913476
I pay to cum.

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>>173892356
Mfw I see my oc

why do people reveal dupe glitches on a weekday

>>173913476
I'm just saying it would save a lot of time.

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Contender mk1 when?

>>173915756
Well to be honest majority of code it's the scripts and menu interface.
( which usually don't need an update )

Fixing a mod menu for an update is easy, it's just that you have to reverse engineer the game to find the new values.

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>>173892356
You must become one with the shark card then only you will be blessed with wealth and fortune.