/palg/ - Paladins General

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first for snek

2nd for BOMB KING IS FUCKING CANCER

3rd for CREAM GRAVY

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Looked bad in the beginning until everyone started doing their job

>>173786872
hide your match id

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>Low-Rez matchmaking

I'm the 3,1k Andy

>>173787178
What's the site?

>tf can't play ranked

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Hot new Andrew meem build incoming!
You get up in their faces and start Reversal-ing and Defiance-ing them. No need to worry about getting shot through Reversal since you'll never be retreating and no need to worry about Defiance accuracy since you want to be in the enemy's face at all times. May potentially work as a "frontliner Androxus".

I have about a hundred hours in this game and 2.4k elo on guru. I mostly play pip and don't want to play flank, how do I get better and win more

>>173787795
play bomb king

>>173786281
Does someone have the 'this is snek' edit?

>>173787737
cool

Xth for I want Maeve to kidnap me and steal my virginity!

>>173787737
I fucking love how much meme shit you can pull out with Androsus

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>tfw you finally have a good game on Snek Man after many bad experiences today
>our team is doing pretty good, it's 3-2 we are fighting over the point
>got wiped, defending
>our Inara points out that Sha Lin is afk
>he answers 'just let them push'
>he just sits there and watches us struggle
Why do people just give up like that.

>>173787737
Shit like this makes me hope that reversal will never be fixed.
Perhaps this bug exists to protect us.

>>173787737
hey thats what i use

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2^{x}th for GIVE US SOLO ONLY QUEUE

>>173791795
HA HA HA

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Nth for Seris will be a qt delicious brown demon!

>>173792576
lmao retard

What to do when your (only) friend is shit at this game but thinks that he is really good and we only lose cuz rest of the team sucks? What champ i can put him on? He feeds as a tank, can not defend himself against flanks as support or dmg and can't deal any decent dmg. His favorite thing is playing tank and going in 1v3s when everyone else is dead.

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>>173792576
>plebeian taste

>>173793038
Bomb King

>>173793038
Sounds like he should play Grohk.

>>173793338
tried that, shit dmg, refuses to use the poppy bomb legendary, thinks it's useless
>>173793347
healer or dmg? i think the right click is to complicated in this case, so is hiding totem and timing your ghost walks

guy has 0 "gamesense"

>>173791629
BALANCED!

>>173793038
Im sorry to tell you but you need to explain to him how to not be retarded, and show him some pro matches to see if he even understands what the fuck is going on
Im having the same problem but with the gf of my bro and i wanna strangle her

>>173791795
Because they are little shits that suck at life.

>>173793827
I'd say damage but maybe he should run Wraith it'll teach him to escape and drop the totem in safe places.

>>173791795
When that happens I immediately announce that I'll report them and ask the team to do so as well, sometimes I even say something like "if we all report together he will be banned at once", I know this is bullshit but it has worked so far because these dumb little shits are actually scared of getting banned.

Is snek man skin finally coming this week or next?

>>173793827
>shit damage
your friend is braindead, let him go

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I did it! I finally managed to break Paladins!
If you have something like a 4x Frontline + Pip comp that stays grouped, they're indestructible.

>>173792576
C'mon she'll be andro with tits, just watch

>>173800848
That would be nice actually

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>>173799304
Hopefully this one, we waited long enough.

>>173792461
SAVE US FROM MEMESTACKS

>>173793038
Maybe Ying? And just steal right button from his mouse.

>>173792461
that's not a bad idea
at least I wouldn't run into parties pretending they're playing "casually" with their memespeak voip and whatever else

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>>173800848
I certainly wouldn't mind.

>>173806306
Rule 63 skins for all champs when? It would break new ground!

>>173792461
No more +1 elo 5 minutes long stomps because you were against a stack of five 1500 elo potatoes? Sign me up.

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>>173806306
>Androxus: The Titty Monster

>>173793038
I'm in your exact same situation except he only plays support. Stay strong, brother.

>>173800314
That's a bug that shouldn't be happening. Just like Viks nades several months back.

>BK is a better flanker than Maeve by a ridiculous margin

w-what happened?!

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>>173809158
Yep. Reload's a bugged card, its internal cooldown only works semi-properly. If you refresh the entire potion CD with one throw, the internal cooldown starts ticking. But, if even the tiniest amount of potion CD is left, it doesn't get triggered. With Reload 3 hitting 4 people + Chronos 2, you're able to constantly spam potions. Numbers can be flexed a little, but the point remains the same.

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Skye is as lewd as they say.

>>173810807
Your pictures are garbage and you should end your life.

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>>173810807
Would Skye be better off as a lewd loli?

>>173811289
Yes, everything is improved by loli.

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>>173811289
Even though that's kinda random, I'm liking the sound of that.

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>>173811289
how about not so lewd loli?

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>tfw when you had a really easy match and top play shows your kinessa blatantly wallhacking
Worse than cancer.

>>173811846
People gotta have the new hat, you know.

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>>173810807
best emote

>play on BR server
>surprised to see bonkar meme stacking with some smurfs, probably other pros
>get demolished by his kinessa

That would've been fun if him playing on the BR server didn't lag the shit out of me, not fun playing with 200 ping

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>>173812908
>he thinks 200ping is unplayable
As someone who is habitually anywhere from 70ping to 400ping, I laugh at your complaints and inability to operate under duress.

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>>173812908
funny thing,ive seen more pros on Br servers than on American servers.
probably because most br shitters are on the american servers

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>>173813248
I laugh at your ping

>>173813541
Generally (about 70~80% of the time) it's at 70~110. When I run across a BR or Cyka Blyat it shoots upwards of 300. Sometimes it even goes up to 900, though I don't know where the fuck that comes from.
I'm just saying that if you can't compensate for high ping then maybe you should learn to.

>>173814023
hiding in the bushes is my go-to strat whenever my ping starts being a bitch
kinda funny watching the enemy team run around trying to find out why the cart isn't moving
that's if they don't find you though

>>173806740
Be the first original thing this game got

>>173814228
True. It's a huge problem if they see you walk into the bushes, though.

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>>173792461
I with this anon

>potg is enemy lex pressing e, getting no kills and then walking up to me and dying
why do they even have this shitty "feature"

>>173816261
Because Overwatch has it.

>>173786872
Hi JibiFU. Your elo sucks

Got my lost cards back finally.
Thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt based hi rez

Holy shit, Ying with Focusing lens hits like a fucking truck.

>>173817061
I miss outdamaging dps champs as ying before the legendaries patch
But I just can't pass up on that double healing

؜ >>173816847

>>173816847
I still don't have mine.

>>173818330
I got some the day before yesterday and more today.

>that Avril Lavigne voice pack for Evie

>the body and weapon skins of my champs get unequipped every time I join a game
>only those two

Man, I swear Hi Rez has the strangest bugs

https://twitter.com/HiRezDrybear/status/852213783640629248
What did he mean by this?

>>173820102
more random junk in a chest

>>173820102
Sounds cool.

>>173820102
>chest costs 50 jewcrystals
>it's the colossal chest 2.0 and has 200 sprays in it, plus the four Mal Damba skin parts
>you can get duplicates

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>I will never make sweet love to Alyssa

>>173820102
it's gonna be full of useless shit like sprays mixed in with some of the shitty rare cosmetics.

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>>173820102
picture for the lazy asses who don't want to go to a twitter link

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What's a good cm to 360? I'm sitting around 14 right now but my report rate is 1000 and that seems to make a big difference on the distance I need to travel and this calculator doesn't use report rate to calculate distance.

>>173811846
you do know there is a reveal card? Up to 4sec

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>>173820102
>How about: account elo only ranked, hard elo reset for all players, champion border progress ranked only, leaderboards require 25 matches.

What do you guys think? Sounds mostly good to me.

>>173822548
they should remove lex first

>>173822548
???
apart from the leaderboard requirement, how is any of that different from what we have?

>>173822387
>report rate to calculate distance
emm, no

800dpi / 4 in game
360° rotation: 12.3 inches / 31.2 cm

almost to fast for me, but have had good results so far
you do need to go much faster than in CS:GO, but you should still be able to track and flick with decent accuracy

>>173823024
You mean
>they should remove fun first

>>173823869
no he said Lex not blue faggot, furry or tree

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>>173823869
>aimbot
>wallhack
>fun to play with or play against

>>173820102
>Snek Man skin in the chest
NOOOOOO

>>173824667
this """"""experiment"""""" is likely gonna have some jewish catch to it but my god let me just have this one victory
give me my snek
please

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why can't we win?!?!!?

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>>173788030

>>173826367
Right as im about to hit the bed, thx anon, based

>>173824029
Well I mean they may as well be synonymous
>>173824249
>no I know how to have fun and you're doing it wrong!

>>173826432
[VVGW]

>>173826367
holy shit, this is beautiful.

>>173786212
I always wanted more Viktor fanart, but not like this. Not like this!

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how to git gud with mal dambo?

>"youre a shitty healer!"
>"ur shit its like 4v5"

>>173830719
You don't bother because Drybear wants to nerf heals and shields

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>paladins matchmaking

It was like playing a PVE, they just standed on point and got shredded by everyone from all sides.

>>173830719
You don't on solo casual Q, git gud and play a carrier.

>>173817307
>I miss outdamaging dps champs as ying before the legendaries patch
This shit was so good.
Too bad that Drybear hates fun.

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>>173830719
Focus on healing and stunning, but healing takes priority. Learning how to aim your stuns really improves your worth.
If you can't aim your heals, get eerie presence IV
Only reason you shouldn't have eerie presence is if you are some hitscan god and never miss, ever.

Gourd is best used as healing, use it to supplement your RMB. Also if you are engaging in CQC, use gourd to heal you whilst damaging the enemy, you can outduel pretty well if you hit your shots. Also stunning someone and following up with 2-3 shots can make almost any flanker/damage die/run away.

Your Ult is used to secure kills on low health enemies, but dont use by yourself unless you need to win a 1v1. You can detonate the ult midair by pressing the button again.

Slither is low CD so use it to safely reposition a lot, as well as juking out grumpies or other ults, and don't be scared to run away even at full health, staying alive is really important for the rest of your team to stay alive as well.

>>173832720
Also Pungent Gourd really is just a matter of preference, and I actually would recommend Slither Distance, the Slither CD or the Slither heal.

>>173832720
>You can detonate the ult midair by pressing the button again.
Holy fuck, I had no idea.

>>173832720
Not them but how the fuck do you aim that weapon of his? It throws like an open plastic bag.
Also, which legendary? Spirits chosen looks best since you'll be spamming that RMB.

Champions never die!

>>173833782
Gourd is better really, Spirits chosen is for healslutting one person

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>>173833782
What I found works best is, with the arc it has, you aim a bit above their heads. Good for short/medium ranges, long ranges you shouldn't even be bothering to hit anyone, unless you're somewhere high up and want to act like artillery. Also, work on your predictions skills.
As for the legendaries, Ripened Gourd is the best with the unmitigateable CC it gives, Spirit's Chosen isn't that good because you're gonna be healing different people 90% of the time and Wekono's Wrath is a joke.

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>Finally win a game after a painful losing streak just off MM being MM and not wanting to play comfort picks
>its this stupid kind of shit that went 3/3

This game is retarded

>>173833782
Just take the Gourd one, overall most useful one. Spirits Chosen is fairly niche and the other one is a complete joke unless you're some kind of stun machine. With Ripened Gourd you can't fail.

>>173833782
Spirits chosen is the go-to legendary personally, but ripened gourd is good if the enemy team has a lot of flankers. The slow really makes the auto attack easy to hit and in turn makes you able to repel any flanker after you.
Accept that his auto attack is mid-close range, and use it only in those situations, but really it just takes practice.

>enter game
>6 random FREE cards
sasuga hi rez

>>173842782
>FREE

>>173842782
>random

>>173842782
>game

>>173842782
>hi rez

>>173842782

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So I'm having some sucess trying out this build with the net shot leggo

I'm not using bounce house because in solo Q you can't really count on a Torvald to bubble you up or a sup to heal so you really need that extra damage to actually finish off enemies fast, I play it very safe only striking important targets that are distracted with something else and if you do it right the kill is guaranteed on any squishie which can turn the tide of any battle, this build also lets you shitty on tanks specially if you got the ult available, people just don't expect Buck to be able to do so much burst damage.

>>173838606
Night is the worst time to play solo best to get a few people off your friends list and team up.

>>173787737
Oh that seems fun, playing a character outside of its very specific and streamlined role. It'd be a shame if something happened to it, hmmmm?

>>173844850
I used Reconstruction 2, Seismic Wave 4, Leg Day 1, Gotcha 2, and Bully 3.
In my last match, I brought so much pressure that I was able to deal with a Lex and an Andro.

>>173845147
I don't really mind since I'm grinding EXP with a booster to get all my shit mistakes out now before the real ranked comes out. Its really not that bad since you really do need to lose a lot of stupid ways the first time to learn about it.

Please Hirez don't make the ranked patch a cluster fuck

>>173845614
With which leggo?

>>173846115
Ensnare.

ded fuckin bred holy shit

>didn't even give enough of a fuck to get the daily log-in bonus yesterday
I hope the next patch is good

>>173849753
new waifu when?

>>173850681
When's the fairy happening?

>>173851386
preview this friday
release probably on wednesday

>>173851573
>>173851386

The semen demon Seris is in this patch, fairy is in the next

>>173845614
They sound beyond shitty then.

>>173852242
I can't tell.
http://paladins.guru/censor/match/Iu

The central objective is probably the battle of the Yings because they have the highest elo in each team, but I was shocked that the Barik struggled against a Mastery 0 Makoa. Our Drogoz also struggled with Kinessa until he eventually figured out the sniper.

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>Yfw you go for casual with a level 10 Mal damba and everyone is 20+

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>>173853185
>Are you even healing!?

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>>173857082
Man,if i had those 20+ on my team i would heal them just fine.They usually know when i have their backs and when is too much damage for my heals to save them.Im talking about games so unbalanced that you end up with new players against diamonds pros that never miss a shot.

>>173825468
No BK on your team

asking for a friend
http://www.strawpoll.me/12736257

>>173862168
Where's the "gargoyles don't exist" option?

>>173853185
I blame those random additional levels Hirez was giving people in exchange for double xp not working.

>>173845598
>implying that dev's and pro's pet Andro would ever get gutted
Lmao.

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>play Ying because focusing lens is the shit
>your tank is Ruckus, you also have Drogoz, BK and Viktor, enemy has Ruckus and Torvald
>your Ruckus won't go on the point no matter what, everyone is just sitting under that bridge on serpent beach dying one by one to Ruckus in front and Maeve and Lex behind
>it's 3-1 for them already
>get FUCKING PISSED
>ride on your horse to a point
>BK sees it, throws a grumpy next to you
>Torvald and Ruckus run to the narrow corridor to avoid it
>everyone follows you to the point (because that's where heals are at)
>everytime anyone tries to peek you on the point they get wrecked
>do this every time, win easily
>highest obj time, healing much better than their Ying's, good damage
Ying best tank.

>Deeproots doesnt stop Evie's blink
Then whats the fucking point?

>>173871283
You can't have too much fun while playing support, that's the point.
Everytime you enjoy yourself while playing supp/tank, 3 hours are removed from Drybear's lifespan.
If it's Fernando you are having fun with, then it's an entire day.

>>173871283
It doesn't stop all the champs, but it's fun when they do.
>Go Deep Roots Grover
>ally Tyra, Lex and Bomb King watch closely which enemies I root
>ally BK stuns enemy Torvald
>enemy Torvald gets the root
>old guy melts as Tyra, Lex and BK rip him a new asshole
>rinse and repeat with the rest of the team

I just had a match that got lagged at the end and didn't get recorded either in the game nor paladins guru

>>173873240
Probably a drophack?

Thats it i cant fucking deal anymore with drogoz fucking bullshit it doesnt matter how far i run with my shitty tank legs the son of a bitch always manages to 1hit kill me even if im on the other side of the map fuck

>>173873874
drogoz being able to destroy tank shields with 2
rockets and then land some easy direct hits on their slow ass for a free kill is 100% fair and not broken at all. if you think it's unfair you're obviously a shitter

so git gud, shitter

I've been looking to replay paladins.
Is the weird virus thing still there?

>>173873874
It's not your job to deal with drogoz anyway man
But that got me thinking, is andy the only that can counter drogoz equally?
I mean he's the only one who can fly steadily

>>173874262
andy is the only one who can really duel him on equal ground and usually come out on top, but anyone capable of hitting him while he's in the air can at least keep him in check

hitting a drogoz with sha-lin's right click and watching him slowly fall to the ground while stunned is the most satisfying thing in the game

>>173874112
lol he's still mad

>>173874120
Yeah EAC is still here and I don't think it's ever going away.

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Just had my 12th win with ying today
It feels like it's almost impossible to lose with her even with a shitty team

>>173874589
that's usually how it goes when you're playing against retards who don't know how to buy caut

>>173873874
What FLs are you using? Regardless, I have fared way better against Drogozes by walking forward. Some lizards fire so predictably that you can take note of where to stand to avoid his shots.

As for Punch, it all comes down to awareness. Only dumb Drogozes will wind up a punch on the ground where it's obvious. Midair or flanking Punches are common, so look out for those spots and devise your escape route.

>>173874262
Kinessa and Sha Lin can easily deal with Mile High Club Drogozes. Makoa can also pluck a flying Drogoz from the sky by jumping and landing a hook.

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weekly reminder that pip is balanced

>>173874589
That's usually the case when i used to just put illusion to heal and did nothing else, but ying is actually much useful than than that
Her illusion can act as both a mini shield and crowd control, even more so now with resonance
You can just put one down for the enemy to explode in their face and they won't even notice

>>173875874
meant for >>173874656

okay what the FUCK is wrong with sha lin's impaler arrow
I can shoot it at someone directly in front of a wall and about 80% of the time it either knocks them back but doesn't stun, or just doesn't knock back at all

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best build for drogoz?

>>173877227
any drogoz build is broken no matter how dumb it is, so it doesn't really matter

>>173877301
care to explain?

>cap the point
>can't push the payload
>time runs out and it's still at the start
>suddenly teamwipe out of nowhere
>push it all the way to the end in OT

is there a better feeling?

>>173806740
>>173814373

I thinkHeroes of Newerth had that

So if I were to buy the founder pack how useful would those chests and essence be?

>>173844850
I use bounceHouse when theres another flank/damage
If single flank & enemy has shalin, kinessa, or tyra I use the netshot thingy

>>173879569
SMITE has one r63 skin in the form of Khepri (who is a giant beetle).

It would never be done in a game like Overwatch because that game tries to be competitive and understands that audio cues and voice lines are really important, so voices only slightly change. Unlike Paladins where characters sound like completely different characters depending on the skin.

>use ying
>realise her (being healed by allies soundclip) plays
>decide to buy rejevenate
>almost never die
is this also a feature

>>173871283
>crippling throw is supposed to cripple
>cripple is supposed to stop movement abilities
>deep roots' description is "crippling throw now also roots"
>it's supposed to root in addition to crippling
>doesn't actually cripple
sausage
hope you ungrateful faggots enjoy the new champ instead of bugfixes

>>173880192
they figure out how to break the game every single patch

>>173879797
The essence would let you craft 4 legendaries and the chest might give you enough to craft one more maybe if you're lucky. Not very useful desu

>>173880192
>>173880451
that has been a thing for a very long time
hi-rez does not give a single fuck about fixing bugs

So I dont know where else to ask this but have you guys tried that Battlerite game?

>>173880192
Yep, her illusions count as separate players. That's also why Drogoz' ult is stopped by them and why they can be spectated.

>tfw i havent won a single today
Godfuckingdammit and im top damage and eliminations despite playing FL too

>enemy team has BK and drogoz
>lex buys haven 3

getting real tired of this shit

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>>173786212
Post YFW Seris is the dark sorceress waifu we've all been wanting.

>>173880192
I hope it is Ying gets bullied so easy by everyone with out it.

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>>173884330

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best support ever Pip

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>>173884330

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>try to play maeve for the first time in months so I can finally get to 10 mastery before I forget about it
>die instantly every time someone sneezes at me
>lex and makoa are in every game and can both press m2 to delete me at will
>pounce has such shit range I barely move when I use it
>everything has ridiculously long cooldowns so I'm completely vulnerable 80% of the time

why did lo-rez do this
it's not fair

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>>173886840
balanced around low level play

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>>173886840

>>173887067
Lex is such cancer, sometimes you are clearly outplaying him and he just presses auto aim button or just ults and literally desintegrates you, fuck this guy.

>>173887361
Sounds like you're so shit you can't even fight a crutch

>>173887567
>dude just outplay the aimbot+wallhack LOL

>>173886840

Shitters complained

>>173871283
>Totemic ward doesnt stop Pip's ult
Then whats the fucking point?

>>173887567
I'm not saying that he wins games by himself but his design is pure cancer, it punishes skill and gives shitters the possibility of killing people with no skill required.

>>173887361
>we need a champ that will guarantee that any shitter will be able to get kills
>lex: just leave it to me

>>173886840
Some of her cards just got buffed to give her back her old speed and sustain so you may need to adjust your loadouts a little. Lex and Makoa are just good anti-flanks either way tho.

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>>173885469
Agreed on that one!

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why

also my computer's bad #nohatepls

>>173887985
it prevents it, it just doesnt cleanse it

>>173888567
>punishes skill
How?

>>173888680
>if you're bad you don't deserve to have fun
If only more people thought like this about money

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who is this guy between fuckus and grover?

>>173890609
Androxus

>>173890609
looks like unedged droxy

>>173890609
Sub-Zero.

>>173890609
Bane

>>173890718
is right, but
>>173890805
>>173891293
would have been better

>>173890609
Does somebody has a pic of his old model?

>>173891653
viktor is his old model

>old Burrito/Carbon Six is now named '50 Shades of Snek'
FUCKING BASED

>>173891705
Wait really?, Viktor model is that old?

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>>173891653
Gotchu fampai, datamined model incoming, have concept art now.

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>>173891653
>>173892091
Here it is.

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since this game has become boring af and its also dead, post webms

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Post lewd Skye stuff, preferably futa <3

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>>173892307
Am I doing it right?

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>>173886840
Because people hate annoying little shits

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>>173892725

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>>173892725

>>173893591
me on the right

>>173893591

Source?

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We should have a bingo for tomorrow's patch preview
>Raynday getting over excited for no good reason
>PrettyHair gay innuendos
>Broken new champion
>New awful chest
>No nerf for Nando
>Lex actually gets buffed
Do you have more to add?

>>173894372
i made this picture

>>173889759
>kill lex
>he uses his nigger genes to see you through walls because the whites were dominating paladins so the dark avenger needs to put them in line

>>173894465
>lying on the internet

>>173894451
>>No nerf for Nando
surely you mean buff

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Nice matchmaking Hi Rez.

If you have a 3 man stack of 3500+ elo at least fucking balance shit out with 1500 shiters or something. There is an 800 average elo difference between the teams.

>>173894775
yep,got it wrong.

>>173894831
won't ever end until you stop playing this trash game by a trash company

>>173894510
Being so shit you can't expect the enemy to know your position when there's a huge YOURE REVEALED FUCKO sign on your screen

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>>173892307

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>>173894451
did it anyway

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>>173894451
>>173895446
>Frontliner gets nerfed
>Support gets nerfed
>No nerfs to OP champs (BK, Drogoz atm)
>No major bug fixes
>Stupid Q&A question
>Drybear dodges important question
>"Remember to never give up, never stop gaming..."

>>173894451
They have to nerf BK tomorrow right?....right guys?

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>>173896376
Lmao, no nerfs because he gets a skin.
Pic related it's from Paladins' twitter.
If there is no Snek skin I'll fucking flip.

>>173896376
I know some people think Bomb King needs a nerf after his performance at the Master LAN, but I want to clear something up. That was played on OB46, and we already made adjustments to him in OB47. This is why our beloved Bomb King will not be receiving further adjustments.
- Drybear

Wow! Wow, thanks for the Drybear. Be sure to pick up the new Money King skin from the bank roll chest and try to see if you can replicate his great Master LAN performance in your own games!
- Raynday

>>173897056
Holy shit, Seris the Oracle is in the thread rn.
I kek'd but it was a very sad kek through tears

>>173895446
>3x3

what kind of lameass bingo is this

Why does skye's attack sound like extremely loud diarrhea to everyone in a mile radius, while maeve's is one decibel away from totally silent?

Maeve's can just stand behind a team all day and no one will know she's there. But skye (the "stealth" hero) instantly broadcasts her position when she wants to attack.

>>173895446
>Buffs for at least one Damage
>Buffs for at least one Flank
>Nerfs for a support or mainline with a <50% winrate
>20 minutes of new champion standing still in training room while staff awkwardly try to explain their skillset
>one recolor skin for 300 crystals
>retarded unlock mechanic for the "real" new skin
>critical, character-breaking or gamebreaking bugs unaddressed (free space)

>>173896780
Where the fuck is the Snek skin you damn jews?

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>big game legendary shot on ulting Makoa is nearly 4k damage
What the fuck, Hi-rez.

>>173897918
Literally who takes that legendary though?

You deserve to b mad if the one instance its useful, its useful.

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>>173897918
+30% MAX HP DAMAGE

>>173897667
>>Buffs for at least one Damage
>>Buffs for at least one Flank
considering the fact there's going to be a lot of characters and at least one damage or flank is going to be bad at all times, that's hardly unexpected.

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>>173896780
>skin means no nerfs for BK for at least a month

>>173898305
It was used in today's ESL. And I'm pretty sure you could chew through any champion with it, especially with loadout like this >>173898314
Not saying that Cassie is op, just saying it's a little fucked up.

>>173896780

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SNEK

BK ALREADY HAS A SKIN

What's the fucking deal with Burrito/Carbon Six/50 Shades of Snek's Leminate? People are saying he was aimbotting, other are saying he got hacked, I'm confused.

>>173896780
THIS IS NOT MAL'DAMBA
WHAT THE HELL

>>173896780
a bomb king skin would bring in more money since everyone's a bk main now

>>173895446
>lex gets buffed
Okay he's fun as he is now, I don't want shitters whining about him more to get him ruined

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>>173896780
>>173899506
>>173901186
BK and Snekman will likely share their skins in a chest, since they have a similar theme going on, money BK and fancy Snek.

>>173897056
delet this

it's okay for Bomb King to be the face of Paladins though

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>>173901534
I hope you are right, and we get Snek, but I also hope you are wrong, because I don't want a chest with BK's shit, I just want my Snek Man.

>>173901440
Anyone who likes Lex is a shitter and deserves to be fucked over, his entire kit is made out of clutches for baddies to feel good abou themselves.

>wanted Maeve to be a cat girl
>it's a kid
>wanted Inara to be a fit tomboy
>it's tall mommy
>wanted Lex to be robocop
>it's a british basketball american
>wanted Seris to be a succubus
>it's a ______

>>173902775
GUNDAM

>>173902775
>an Androxus with boobs

>>173902507
>he can't even beat a shitter with an advantage
Kek only an assmad shitter would be mad about getting beat by a Lex

>bk instead of snek skin
>if there is a snek skin it's gonna be stuck with bk's skin in a chest
fuck off im uninstalling

>>173902775
>wanted Maeve to be a cat girl
>it's a kid

just wait for the obvious legendary skin with a quest where you have to collect different colours and fur patterns for her catears by winning 20 games as Maeve

Also I'm predicting that Seris is going to be a blind older lady with a very concealing robe.

>>173900856
No idea, but twitch chat is going apeshit about that.

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>>173904042
>blind older lady with a very concealing robe
>tfw you would not mind this

>>173902775
>wanted Inara to be a fit tomboy
I didn't knew I wanted this and now I'm mad

>>173904809
but what about kinessa?

>reminder that they got a new artist that isnt autistic so skin quality for one of them wont be shit
>reminder that the shalin burrito skins exists so their shitty artists still exist

who gets the shitty skin?

>>173904995
Mal Damba. H is new skin is just a Ghastly Ghibus.

>>173904995
bk hopefully

>>173904912
Who

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>>173904995
>tfw it's Snek's one

>>173904995
Mal, his skin has been in the datamine shit for months now.

>>173895305
being such a shill as to defend wallhacks

hol up
leminate got banned?
anyone got a video or twitch clip of any of his 'suspicious' moments?

>>173904042
>predicting that series will be ana
well, it's not impossible

>>173905337
>having nothing better to say than muh wallhacks

>>173905640
>having nothing better to say than git gud

>>173905609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc5PLGQDty0

>>173905878
Literally git gud you fucking shit stain if you're revealed you know to be cautious of enemies coming around corners

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>>173906205
Lex player detected.

>>173906326
>he only defends cuz he plays him argumant dispurbed XDDDD

>>173905609
Whole thing is pretty shady, some say he got banned for aimbotting, other say he got hacked and he was playing on his smurf during scrims, but no one is providing any proofs, except for that video >>173905971

>>173905636
>ana with zenyatta's orbs
Come on Hi-rez, you are better than this (?)

>>173893151
There needs to be more Evie stuff.

>>173906781
>just get good bro LMAAAAAAAO just counter the aimbot and wallhack and instagib ult
(You)

>>173907414
>oh mah gahd lex is so retarded he killed me again they're so bad at the game lorez nerf him!
(you)

>>173907782
you know you could just play blr if you wanted a game balanced around wallhacks

>Inara on a pro match

>>173907921
>blr
What?
And so is this game :^)

>>173908140
>this game
>balanced at all
one final (You)

>>173908226
>lmao this game can't be balanced especially when it has things I don't like in it! xDDD

>>173908004
ABSOLUTE MADMEN
Eh, it's Ice Mines, it's gonna be 3-3 anyway.

>>173908395
>Inara gets rekt
Well, I guess I was wrong.

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>we are banning HUNDREDS of hackers a day
>can you prove it?
>hehe no goy, just listen and believe........ don't forget to buy a booster! they're half off! shalom!
what a fucking joke
inb4 waifufags

>>173909148
I swear they used to make pro bans public information back when I paid any attention to Smite.

>>173905971
https://twitter.com/Leminatee
>location: Israel
Oy vey

>>173910283
/pol/ is always right

>>173909148
>people already want to rip Leminate a new asshole even if nothing is confirmed yet
>Hi-rez wants to have nothing to do with it, knowing how fucking autistic Paladins' community is even compared to Smite
I can't really blame them.

>Paladins is slowly dying due to hackers, terrible development decisions and balance issues
>OW has the worst fucking meta I've ever suffered through
>TF2 is dead
>Warframe has no content

what the fuck do I play

>>173911314
dwarf fortress

>>173911314
>>TF2 is dead
who are you quoting?

>>173911429
>quoting
fuck off, pseudooldfag nigger, how long has it been since ANYTHING got added?

the game has long been left with a 6 man dev team.

is this game officially dead/dying?
OB44 added essence and legendary cards, both of which were a fucking mistake, and they're barely doing anything to fix it
Essence was a pointless system that just ruined the game (for me, at least) and legendary cards ruined the balancing of the game
Paladins, as it stands, is another free-to-play give-us-your-shekels-to-win game

>>173911314
>>Warframe has no content
It has hundreds of thousands of hours of content. Grinding is content, right?

>>173911794
>Paladins, as it stands, is another free-to-play give-us-your-shekels-to-win game
You playing the same game as us?

>life rip doesnt work with fernando's after burn
Damn that would change everything

>>173911794
>they're barely doing anything to fix it
They even undid some of the changes that were supposed to make things less shit :)

>>173911794
No people keep whining because its not as popular as overwatch and >muh balance "issues"
Seriously bomb kings over performing, Maeve, Skye, and Inara are underpowered as well as some stupid things like >>173911928

>>173911908
>It has hundreds of thousands of hours of content
I'm a MR22 Grandmaster with 2,1k hours in-game, there is no content left for me since DE took away void survival missions, that was the true endgame

>>173912142
>took away void survival
How? Why?

>>173912142
Rebecca is cute!

>>173912314
Well, basically they made numbered tiers into Lith(L1th), Meso(Me2o), Neo(N3o) and Axi (4xi), these tiers now come with their own respective set of Relics, instead of Tiers, each with their own droptable(Common, Uncommon, Rare) that can be refined for a little bump in the drop chances.

Sounds great? right?

Wait until you hear this:

You can't farm keys(or relics, in this case) before a new PA arrives anymore, since PAs now have their own set of Relics while older ones w/ vaulted stuff will also get vaulted.

There isn't a defined mission for these relics, there's a new tab in the navigation console called "Void Fissures", basically randomized missions of a Tier, where people can select whatever relic they want, crack them open, rinse and repeat.

Now, my problem with that is that it just isn't the same anymore, Survival was objectively the most fun gamemode to grind stuff for, you aren't bound to defending a cryopod or just defending consoles. who the fuck would want to slog through waves of defense or interception to get Tier 1(or Lith) stuff?

It just isn't the same anymore.

>>173911794
Nah the game is still alive and in the steam top 20 it just needs more work.

ded

>>173911314
They need to bring back the Sydney sleeper set bonus in tf2

>>173911429
all of /v/

>>173911312
>leminate is banned
>people want to know why leminate is banned, and if he was hacking, verbally tear him a new asshole because hacking is for pussy babies
>jew rez wants nothing to do with it, knowing how much it will tarnish their already laughable esports scene
fixed4u

>>173909148
I want to see HiRezAlyssa in a witch costume!

>>173871283

Evie's allowed to have fun as she isn't a support or frontline.

>>173914523
>>173911312
How does one even checks if someone is banned?

>>173905971
third worlders should be contained in their own servers. I hate third worlders so goddamn much and Hi-Rez always ruins their games when they introduce them to the game.

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I've been playing uprising legendary all day, encountered all sorts of people, and I still can't for the life of me win a single match.

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Those of you who switched from console to PC, how much did your rank initially go down?

This is the Overwatch general now.

>>173880192
What!? Some anon told me that that doesnt work anymore

>skye gets the drop on me and almost kills me
>i manage to get her to 10% health before dying
>ally buck pursues her and misses every shot
>he follows her to the enemy team, dies and spams VHS
>"2 vs 1 sky no honor"
Everyday i play this game i become more angry and cynical

>>173918264
playing paladins is the most efficient way to lose any and all empathy and humanity

what did he mean by this?
>>173917163

>>173918517

This explains

>>173917643
>>173917548

>>173912464
Rebbecca is just a shitty pair of tits to distract the community from the shitty grindfest and constant nerfs

>>173919347
CUTE!

>>173919347
>constant nerfs
good thing I hopped out of that game then
Sounds fucking shitty on that alone

>>173919347
>a shitty pair of tits to distract the community
Might this be a sign of a bad game. hmmm

>>173920930
If that applied to every game then every Korean mmo ever, overwatch and paladins would be complete shit and CoD would be god tier
Instead of just paladins being pretty good :^)

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i fucking lost a 3/3 99/99 match because i couldnt carry enough
im so fucking mad right now

>>173921408
>Two Skye's carrying their team

I'm sure it feels good to carry a bunch of toddlers against other toddlers.

>>173921120
>paladins being pretty good
what did he mean by this