/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Fareeha!

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Wewmaker.

Shit event

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If you play junkrat and don't look like pic related you're doing it wrong. Jailbird is also acceptable.

what are the best and worst new skins in this event in your opinion?

Someone remind me what Blackwatch was again?

>it's another I'm just playing this character cause I got a new skin episode
Skins were a mistake

>>173755580
>picking chink trash over Toasted

>>173755637
The Black Ops of Overwatch.

>>173755592
>ironclad
holy fucking shit the very fact that this skin exists subtracts value from this game, it's that bad
>everything else
eh it's fine

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>>173755535
>tfw qt skin but no player icon
Geoff and Jeff pls.

>>173755637
Super Sekrit Edgelord Division of Overwatch

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Rate the event

9/10, I only wish the finale was something more than killing 4 Orisa's. Skins are gr8

>>173755637
Overwatch's deniable ops branch run by Gabriel

Wait, what happened to Mercy? I can't rez people through walls anymore? Or did they shrink her?

>PVE
>If at least one teammate leaves or throws we are fucked
>Especially if they picked a support/tank

Thanks, Blizzard.

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>1 skin
>1 emote
>2 intros
>2 poses
>2 sprays
>5 icons
>9 voicelines

every fucking event
every single fucking event with this shit

I just realized I played more during the beta than the actual release
Should I be embarrassed to share my profile with cute girls y/n

>>173755637
During segregation, the black Overwatch soldiers couldn't do operations with the white Overwatch soldiers.

how many achievements can you get it all heroes mode?

>>173755673
>wanting to look like a filthy abbo

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>>173755535
>those legs

Don't want to shell out right now so I guess I'll wait to see if I get it as a drop or buy it on the last day.

>>173729369
Orisa's event skin is the OR-14, the predecessor to the OR-15 that Numbani created from the 14's design. Doomfist smashed them all, Efi bought the parts and rebuilt, upgraded, and customized them into Orisa.

Think of it as the opposite of Metal Gear RAY and its mass-produced copies, instead of a super prototype and a bunch of weak production models it was a bunch of mediocre production models reformed into a single super-successor.

>>173755491
that is the most autistic emote in the whole game
even more than syms

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>King Jamison Fawkes the First and Duke Roadhog skins when?

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>two legendary drops in a row from event boxes
>one isn't even an event skin
>the other is FUCKING COINS

FUCK YOU BLIZZARD NOW YOUR SHIT SYSTEM WON'T GIVE ME LEGENDARIES FOR ANOTHER 20 FUCKING CHESTS AND I HAVE TO ACTUALLY PLAY YOUR SHIT GAME JUST TO GET THE ONLY GOOD WIDOW SKIN IN THE FUCKING GAME IF I'M FUCKING LUCKY

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>>173755843
Makes sense since she's autistic.

I'm not mad at the fact that I lost points, but that I wasted my day losing points.

>>173755658
was on lijiang tower in comp earlier and some dude instapicks Genji and of course he has the new skin. I check his stats and he has 5 minutes played as Genji.

I am pretty sure our Lucio got more elims than him. He just kept running near the enemy spawn and dying over and over.

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having fun yet

>>173755910
video games are a waste of time eitherway

>Torb is not only mandatory for new mode he's a lot of the DPS
how's it going torb mains
it feels nice

>>173755879
I have opened 10 event loot boxes and all I have gotten are blues and silvers.

People are really stupid about this new mode.

Especially Reins who think it's okay to abandon the payload mid wave and open their dwarf up to a load of bullshit.

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>>173755843
She's just showing off. It would go well with the Tobjorn interaction.

>>173755893
>>173755843
>Symmetra is the canon autistic character
>but every retard and their brain-damaged mother is absolutely convinced Pharah is also autistic because she's happy and wants to fight for peace and justice

Do you faggots actually believe it, or do you just love parroting dank memes?

>>173755942
BINGO

>>173755967
You're lucky, that means the system will give you a pity Legendary like it's designed to.

>>173755942
the fuck is tracer supposed to really do about bastions? unless they have less HP in her mode and I didn't notice

Can you get the legendary achievement in all heroes mode?

>>173755741
no idea. I don't know where people are getting this info from.

>PVE legendary any hero
>guy widow
Why do people like this exist

>>173755821
didn't Efi originally sneak in and steal the parts from the airport attack?
and now they've changed it to "she bought the parts"?

really makes me think

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>>173755843
>autistic

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>everyone runs ahead of the payload, leaving me as zen to kill the small army of little dog robots that won't stop spawning

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>Need to grind up 3000 coins for the Genji skin

>>173756068
I guess it was a stealth buttfuck? I play her almost exclusively to work on my environmental awareness and pistol aim and there's a definite difference now. I've now swapped to Lucio because she's become worthless even for QP

>>173756110
>I am a dog-raping faggot who bug-chases, let me gargle your jizz

>>173755535

Is it just me or are Widow's legs longer than the rest of her body?

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Shipping needs to end, it's too damaging to this community. Friendshipping needs to take over.

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>>173756231
Agreed

so are all the omnics in the event supposed to a be Shockwave from transformers?

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>*blocks your path*

>>173755741
I think they might have done that to stop the "Mercy hides and rezes" that seems to happen, especially in maps like the last point in Gibraltar.

>>173756231

Is friendshipping like normal shipping but without the romance, just hard fuckings?

Cause I'd be down for that.

>>173756298
>Shockwave from transformers?
no one gets the reference gramps

>>173756112
t. autist

>>173756049
shoot them in the weak point on their backs....

Thread is now property of the Omnic nation.
No humans!

I haven't been able to play the new update yet. As a Lucio main, what do I need to know?

>>173756309
I really like her eyes

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>>173756367
THIS IS MY HOUSE. GET OUT.

>>173755803

>implying Junkrat doesn't enjoy being filthy

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>>173756320
Okay but that was like

The only thing that kept her remotely viable as a character, period. A Mercy should never be out in the open if she has rez up and enemy ults have yet to be launched

Why the fuck does Blizzard refuse to let people play this character, she's bad even for QP now

>>173756380
Just learn mercy already bitch.

>>173756367
WE WILL NOT GIVE IN TO YOUR FEAR MONGERING

>>173756215
fuck you're right. I guess it's a difference from in game model because there's no way that's the in game

i'm 99% sure that you need 2 people on the payload for it to move. can someone confirm or tell me i'm wrong?

>>173756380
his healing radius is smaller (you can see it in-game visually), he gets a burst of speed when wall riding, his projectiles are a bit stronger and travel faster, he heals for 30% more than he used to to make up for the smaller healing aura radius.

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>>173756215
They've always been.

>No Zarya lines where she relishes on destroying so many Omnics if you pick her on pve
>No sad Bastion sad noises when you pick him

Wasted chance

>>173756114
You can stay in denial if you want. You're making it clear that even if I explain it to you that the panels are meant to go, which they do, because they flow from one to the next, follow each other in the animated version, and occupy the same space you won't care. "Everyone is off doing their own thing, I'm right you're wrong."

Eventually we will find out why those panels are connected and what that connection is. But I can assure you we will.

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Anyone else want one of these to become a new character? I especially want one of the little Mouser Omnics as an Offense hero who's really fast and agile and does a lot of damage but only has 200 health so he's a glass cannon who needs to use his small size and be spry and slippery to survive.

>People failing the event on Normal
How do these people dress themselves in the morning?

>>173755491
I hate that burning rubbish bin so much. It ruins the whole scene.

>>173756528
I'm 99% sure that you are retarded.

>>173756430
Well, I mean they did give her that one second invincibility for rez. I don't really know myself, I'm just trying to give a reasonable explanation based on some of my experiences of game play.

Although I probably can't say much because for the life of me, I can't play as Mercy but somehow I can use other healers and characters just fine.

Reminder that Omnics are not to be trusted, and any insistence on them remaining sapient is an active threat to the entirety of the human race. It takes less than the flip of a switch for the entire 'peaceful' Omnic population to become a murderous horde and kill their supposed 'friends' in their own beds.

Omnic sympathizers, don't cry to us for help when they execute you in the street for being a fucking organic.

>>173756646
>I hate that burning rubbish bin so much. It ruins the whole scene.
How does an accurate representation of Pharah mains ruin the whole scene?

>>173756627
Maybe the eradicator type or a pet hero that summons slicers.
As for being a hero slicers are too small 99% of the player base wouldn't hit one.

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Reminder

Also
WHERE IS THE HIGH QUALITY VERSION

>>173756642
Gotta hallway hero and pick my snipers in a fucking horde mode.

>>173755769
>Giving them money repeatedly when you're unhappy every time

This really activated my almonds

>>173756782
back
to
back

>>173756716
THEY ARE JUST RADICALS TRYING TO TEAR US APART WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?

>>173756642
Hard isn't even difficult FOR SOME FUCKING REASON there's a shit ton of fags that queue for it and even admit that they don't know what they're doing. This Tracer didn't know you could revive people. I just had a Reinhardt run away from his team gung-ho.

Pro-omnic shills btfo by this declassified mission.
Nevar forget Kings row.

>>173756231
As if people would stop having Tracer scissor Widow even after she has a redhead gf.

>>173756816
>automatically assuming I bought them
Really propelled my pistachios

>stuck with mindless shitters who've probably never been in a raid before

lol yeh lets just mindlessly kill shit with no plan for the future waves xD

>>173756915
>Redhead getting cucked by Widow

I never realized I wanted this until this moment.

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>>173756215
It's so she can snipe better.

All you people think that Jack calling Reyes "Gabe" must mean that they're gay lovers have obviously had limited to no interaction with other human beings and need to get out of the house more.

I haven't rando'd into a PvE game with a team composition that has a chance of winning yet.

Every single fucking game there's someone that manages to die like a retard before you take the first point because they ran off. I don't understand why.

Can anyone tell me how Lucio is tied into overwatch?

>>173756827
it
works
both
ways

That's the beauty of matching sprays
that are intended to overlay

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Are you granted the legendary achievement with all heroes mode

pls respond Bastion keeps fucking everyone and I really just want to be Roadhog so I can hook him

>>173756627
>needs to use his small size and be spry and slippery to survive.
So, tracer?

>>173756975
I want to kiss that tummy.

>>173756857
Actually if you paid attention it just gives pro-omnics more ammo because Blizz has very clearly defined that they are rogue omnics, terrorists, entirely separate from other omnics.
They've made it very explicit that the fact you missed it has me wondering how you even dress yourself in the morning.

>>173757001
I don't think you of all people should be judging how autistic others are. All it takes is one quick glance in the mirror.

>>173756716
>Omnics decide blowing up King's Row is the route to peace. Killing hundred and displacing thousands in the process
Every new piece of lore justifies the anti-Omnic characters' robotism further

>>173756020
she's got the military autism

i wish she would actually sit down instead of do an awkward military kneel

>>173757001
>All you people

Where was that discussion brought up here?

>>173757006
Jeez its been good so far for me. A couple of games with leavers but was still possible to complete.
Funniest player was one that jumped into expert died instantly and said wtf they do so much damage. No fucking shit lol

>>173757057
No.

>>173756678
Means nothing. It's good if you can fly in unnoticed (Plat and below), but I would take a larger rez range over invincibility

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shieeeeeeeet

>>173756359
until they turn around and insta kill you

>>173757139
I should have specified that this is on legendary.

>Mercy gets a skin that fixes a shit design
>Widow gets a skin that fixes a shit design
>Genji gets a good skin that improves a mediocre design

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>bring last Orisa down to sliver of HP in rush attempt to finish
>just needed one Rein fire blast or Mercy bullet
>they spend the entire last minute dinking around with bots in the hallway

>>173757024
He isn't in Overwatch per se. In fact, most of the cast isn't. Some of them can be recalled to regroup as Overwatch (Reinhardt, Torbjörn, Genji, Mercy, McCree, Tracer, Winston), were in Overwatch but won't answer (Soldier, Ana), are going against it (Reaper, Widowmaker, Sombra), or are people that are fighting the fight to help their people (everyone including Lucio).

>>173757079
Buts thats wrong dumby. There are now three ways of Omnics being a threat. Going rogue. Omnicrons and God AIs possessing them.
Also you can clearly see Omnics kill other Omnics. So they are dangerous to everything.

>>173757148
god damn it. Guess I have to instalock rein because no one wants to charge bombs or bastion

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>>173757164
>quick play
Wow it's fucking nothing.

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>>173756215
>tfw no long blue legs to caress

>>173756962
>I earned 24 boxes in the space of 12 hours which just so happens to be a quantity that you can buy and I'm posting on a mongolian throat singing messageboard about how I'm upset over my bad luck
>Don't assume I bought them!

Really got my peanuts pumping on this one anon

>>173755535
M U H D I K
U
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D
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K

>>173757313
the reins i've seen will charge them, but they also charge everything else too and think they're the main DPS

>>173757309
Omniums*

>>173757197
You're supposed to use blink to abuse their delayed targeting. As long as a Mercy is assisting you it's fairly easy
However Rein should be charging them out of place. They stay in recon mode until they're back to their original position, so Rein should come in from behind and ram them into your team

So what are the go-to heroes for the new mode anyhow? Soldier, Mercy, and Junkrat seem pretty good. Also, do you get anything in particular if you beat the higher difficulties?

>>173756627
We already got orisa and she's terrible. No more robots.

>>173756642
Now you know the kind of people that rank Bronze

>>173757083
The Omnic threat is far worse than human insurgency. We're talking about a population of millions, possibly billions, who can become LITERAL KILLING MACHINES if the Iris decides humanity needs to go again.

A population that can be mass produced into more killing machines, ready for combat IMMEDIATELY.

The Omnics have to be reduced to a non-sapient state. Regardless of current behaviors, the fact that this can become a human global extinction event overnight at any point in the future is not tolerable.

Omnic sympathizers are hopelessly naive, and are a danger to all of their fellow humans.

>>173757465
I like Orisa though. She a cutie.

>>173757465
The OR 15s appear to have smaller headboxes than Orisa. That is all they need to do to make Orisa viable.

>>173757362
>automatically assuming none of them had more than one event item
>forgetting the 5 boxes from arcade alongside levels
really getting my chestnuts charged over here pally

>>173755580
Does this skin confirm the Mei-Rat ship?

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team of three people join and pick ana, phara and zyara on expert

can't belive what my eyes are seeing

keep picking orisa and unpicking her for 10 minutes until they leave.

me face when

>Rein wastes his ult on eradicators

reeeeee

>>173757487
Roadhog ensured that Australia would be safe

>>173757464
Bastion is pretty essential. Combine him with mercy.
Also Pharah seems really effective.

>>173757596
Well since having matching sprays apparently means you definitely fuck each other in the ass, sure, why not.

>>173757197

1. She can blink and abuse the delayed targeting.

2. Torbjorn should be supporting her from long range while she distracts it.

>Best characters for the Omnic event are omnics themselves
Irony?

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It's still funny.

>>173757362
also those add up to 22, not 24
nice math retard

>>173757536
They reduced her headshot area in this patch.

>>173757464
Zenyatta is also amazing if the player is on point with Discord orb.

>do you get anything in particular if you beat the higher difficulties?

Achievements for Hard and Expert.

>Attack widows

This needs to stop.

>>173757752
Thank fuck

>>173757752
where are the new patch notes?

>>173757787
Widow is better on Attack.

>>173757465
Orisa's problem is her headshot hitbox is the size of the fucking moon

>>173756741
The Eradicator is the two bots on the outsides, right? They'd be cool, especially with a deployable Slicer that you can remote control similar to Junkrat's RIP-Tire but works until you dismiss it or it gets destroyed and has a 14-second cooldown or so.

>>173757058
Without the teleporting, but the above idea works better.

>>173757465
>implying a new human character would automatically be better

See Ana and Sombra. Roster needs more Omnics anyway, at least six characters for a full robot team.

>>173756627
keep this omnigger trash out of my quickplay

>>173757631
I use it for them pre-payload, otherwise I save it for Bastions

>>173757926
it got reduced by 15% in the latest patch

>>173756627
>Offense/Builder Junker character that throws out modified slicers
Make it happen

>>173757752
>They reduced her headshot area in this patch.
>15%
Feels like no difference. Her head is still pretty big.

>>173758105
might actually make her viable, and not just free ult charge

>>173757859
where they always are, open the launcher and it's the first thing

Is this the first fucking time most of these people have played any sort of pve game?

Just played my first game without a healer. It's a whole new challenge. I picked Winston (I tried to swap to healer when I saw what everybody else picked but it locks in) and used all of my ults to tank hits while I revived teammates. We lost, of course

Pretty funny. Anybody else played without a healer yet?

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>want to beat legendary mode in normal uprising
>everyone is super salty at all times as if it's comp
Is only arcade game people! Why you have to be so fucking mad all the time!

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>>173756627
Eradicator would be amazing
>tank class
>M1: Gauss cannon- slow firing rocket launcher. Similar to pharah's.
>M2: Energy Shield- projects a shield similar to reinhardt. It is smaller, and has only 600 health. You can still shoot while it is up, but it cuts your speed and fire rate.
>Shift: Triple Shot- shoots three rockets at once in a spread. Great for burst damage and crowd control.
>E: Slicer drone- deploys a Slicer drone. The drone has 200 health and will chase and shoot nearby enemies. They stand still when they start shooting. The beams slow enemies like Symmetra's turrets.
>Ultimate: Reinforcements- deploys two trooper bots. The bots have 300 health and will automatically fire upon enemies. They can also contest points.

>>173757309
So omnics are like humans, they can be kind or assholish, good or evil, productive or destructive.

Clearly the solution is to eradicate both humans and omnics. Boom, no more conflicts, no more good vs evil, no more problems.

>>173755702
But anon there is a player Icon, It's called Lacroix. ANd its her visor outline with that skin.

>>173758254
achievements

>its an angry raging 40 year old reaper main episode

>>173758219
Haven't played without a healer yet, but I feel the need to mention that I feel Winston is underappreciated for this mode. Obviously you need to pair him with single target DPS, but everyone's using Bastion anyway.

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This game didnt have much left to stand on but the new point capture changes have officially ruined this game. Basically whoever attacks first has all the pressure on them.
I'm fucking done with this garbage.

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confirmed

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>>173758325
I meant to say that I didn't get her player icon yet. I hope RNG won't mess with me for the next 3 weeks.

>>173758408
is this kosher

>mercy with her hair down
MOMMY

What's the EXP in the PVE like? Should I be running QP for boxes, or is just running the PVE over and over more effective for exp?

>>173758394
You don't get achievements for beating it in all heroes mode. You only get an achievement for beating it with 9 different heroes on any difficulty

>>173758408
now THIS is podracing!

>>173758278
Humans aren't mass produced organisms that are born capable of wielding heavy weapons with military proficiency. Humans are not able to be hacked and turned into inhuman killing machines literally overnight.

Omnics are dangerous asterisks in the population, who are perfectly capable of beginning an all-out insurrection overnight, with the only assurance that they won't do so is that they say they want peace.

>>173758408
Didn't know Angela had a second staff

>>173758408
>generic giant dick futa pharmercy
shit all around, 0/10

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>>173755437
>Got the Mercy skin
>Got the Mercy icon

Thank you Lootbox gods

>>173758408
Maybe if both dicks werent the exact same model it would be decent

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>>173758408
>doesn't even cum

>>173758559
he said normal uprising though

>>173758408
Futa is a disease

>>173758408
very bad dick models
VERY bad breast animation

>>173758408
>futa
no thanks

>>173755535
Widowstream Sam?

>>173758760
how do you kick the disease

i fell for the meme recently

>>173757709
So HE'S the yaoi spamming shitposter.

Thanks for giving me a target.

fucking lmao i just made a team of two quit the pve match because "fucking orisa getting all the kills"

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>do the event thing
>receive loot box from it
>get the legendary right away
is this normal? pre-programmed or?

>>173758408
on the topic of futa how come sometimes they have a vagina as well as the futa cock?

>>173758737
oh I'm retarded
I read it as "super salty all the time about comp" as in composition

>>173758408
>no cumshot
0/10

>>173758408
Enjoy your vacation from 4chan.

did they accidentaly made the event too easy? i can do jack shit as mercy and still complete it very easily.

>>173758849
I think the first box does have a higher than normal chance. Not 100% sure on that.

>>173758849
I dunno but I got two of that skin.

I haven't seen all of them but it's probably one of the best skins from the event, since it fixes mercy's design.

>>173758859
if they dont have a vagina its not futa, its just trap porn

futa needs a vagina, dont let tumblr tell you otherwise

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>Friend I've pretty much carried every season
>Hes still not diamond while I've been diamond every season so far
>Hes basically a shitter 80% of the time
>Solo queues and wins a couple games
>"Whenever I play by myself I win and when I play with you we lose"
How should I tell this guy to go fuck himself?

>>173758040
Experience is time based, it doesn't matter what you do.

>>173758859
because people want to have their cake and eat it too
"it's not gay to want to get fucked by a futa if they have a vagina i swear!"
futa is one of the most autistic "fetishes", all the way up there with diapers and feet

>>173758808
>He
Sorry anon, but she's just a really butch fujoshit
Also she's just the one draws that shitty R76 comic, not posts it

>>173758939
'Damn dude you're right, it's probably better if we don't duo queue for ranked'

Then when he never hits diamond as how his climb is going

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>>173758929
>tumblr
nah they'd get a stick up their ass about something stupid

most people just mean a dickgirl when they say futa

the vagina is shit

>>173758939
Just say, "then maybe you should keep playing by yourself."

Sounds like he's scared to do competitive by himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eADR_kRUsxw

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What skins you guys get so far?
I got mercys new skin in my first box.
I always wait to open after victories.

>fell for the good goyim meme
>$20 of boxes
>3 reins, a tracer and trash
I deserve this. Laugh at me.

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>queue normal game
>estimated time: unknown

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>>173758849
>Mercy's armband

>>173758926
>it fixes mercy's design.
elaborate

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TRACER'S DOWN

REVIVE HER

>>173758939
Tell him he does better because he's ranked with people of his own lower skill rating rather than your higher one, so you're not surprised and wish him luck in his climb through soloq.

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>>173757164
>tfw my 2 most played heroes are Mercy and Genji
Whats wrong with that? Ninjas and Angels are cool

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When will D.Va lose her shit and finally rape 76?

>>173759053
whats the fucking difference between a dickgirl, a futa, and a trap

redpill me

>>173759037
Last season he solo queued a bunch and dropped from like 2900 something to 2200. I reminded him of this and he said "Well its different now"

>>173759156
i've always hated her dumb fucking hair and partially her halo

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Guys, something I just realized regarding Doomfist and the events of theairport attackand stolen gauntlet.

1. The gauntlet was stolen AFTER the battle in the airport
2. Doomfist was still able to do the damage he did including burying an OR-15 in a wall
3. He then went on to break the capsule and take the gauntlet

This means that he already had a gauntlet, of his own design or from someone else, which he used on his lef thand, and now he has TWO gauntlets for both hands. Meaning that when he becomes playable Doomfist will use both hands to fight with, likely having different punches and abilities on each hand and an Ultimate involving using both hands.

>>173758929
Traps aren't trannies

>>173759204
Dickgirl has boobs and a dick
Futa has boobs, a dick, and a vagina (thoguh most people use futa to refer to dickgirl as well)
trap is a guy that looks like a girl

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This is your sniper for the game.

>>173759204
futas have a dick and a pussy
dickgirl just has dick
trap is just a feminine boy that wears girl's clothes and can pass off as one

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>>173755437

What did she mean by this?

>>173759315
>>173759273
so which one is superior

>>173759273
Having a penis and a vagina means they're a hermaphrodite.

A trap is a man who looks like a woman, usually a young man or teenage boy.

A futa is a woman with a dick and balls and no pussy.

>>173759345
dickgirl or trap

vaginas are disgusting

>>173759231
i suppose so. overall upgrade i'd say too. although i do miss her ponytail. and nice butt view.

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>>173759330
She's hinting that she's a slut.

>>173759310
I'd prefer Ana

>>173759310
Good

>>173759345
traps
I like tits and I like dick, but not together. That's for degenerates.

>>173758407
Oh yeah I had a lot of fun with him, he tears through the lesser enemies.

Best comp: Orisa Winston Rein Mercy
Triple tank still in effect. Winston and Rein mostly sweep the trash while Orisa focuses down the elites with damage boost. Rein charges Bastions, if things get hairy with elites Winston ults and pushes them into next Thursday, ggez

>>173759251
each doomfist has a different gauntlet
the one in the museum was from the first one, it was a relic, theyre not stealing it because they need it, theyre stealing it because it belongs to them

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In the PvE mode is Tracer supposed to stay with the team at all times? Trying her out I usually flank large groups but a dude just said I was terribad for going out on my own. Never played much Tracer so I don't really know what's expected of me.

If gms are struggling to do it in legendary, that pretty much means it's impossible for the rest of us, right?

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>>173759345

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GUYS
JEFF DOESN'T HAVE TO SIT ALONE AT LAKERS GAMES ANYMORE.

>>173759420
>duckface
Dropped

>>173759553
>>173759436
how the fuck is a trap less degenerate than a futa

if you ask me anybody who isn't a vanillafag should be gassed

>>173759518
Dash out, convince the shield guys to turn around or drop your ult, and then backtrack back to your team

>>173759468
Why would the original Doomfist, if he was a hero, launch an attack to steal it back? There IS a Doomfist operating in Numbani who wants to destabilize human/omnic relations, and the gauntlet in the museum/payload is the one that the second Doomfist, the Scourge who was defeated by Winston, used.

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how much is this I think I need to buy it

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>>173758469
>not posting the best version

>>173759530
nah. I know some peeps in plat that did it.

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>play Uprising(All Heroes)
>that one guy who instalocks Hanzo

>>173759610
That's her normal expression, doofus.

>>173759794
D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>173758469
>>173759740
>The ana's name is GEI

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All the highlight intros this go around are really good.

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>>173759682
750.

>>173759682
750 iirc

Best team for Uprising?

Orisa, Bastion, Mercy, Zenyatta?

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>>173758469
>Day 0 and shippers are already using Push Ups to fuck people
Actually, I'm impressed

>>173759864
>>173759872
decent enough

though i'm getting pretty tired of event only shit, this is literally non-seasonal but it's still locked behind 3-week event shit

>>173759616
Traps are the pinnacle of human evolution, you physically can't prove me wrong

>>173759616
The meme is iron, how have you not gotten this yet

>>173759605
>Chu and Jeff are in my area
LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>173759894
My man, we won. This day will forever be known in history. It was a long road and we finally made it.

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>>173759850
Its better on Nutcracker.

>>173759850
do the blinking lights mean anything

I'm stuck in the worst losing streak in quick play atm. Like holy fuck I can tryhard, I can play like shit on purpose to try and make the system think I'm a carry instead of carrier and give me semi decent teammates, but all I do is lose. I have no idea how to get out of this. It's like all I get are the most fucking retarded idiots in the game. Thanks for reading my blog.

>>173759518
There's three scenarios where Tracer should split off
1. shoot eradictors in the back so they turn toward you and open up to the rest of your team
2. get in optimal range to break open bombbots so torb can start laying crits into it.
3. lay on DPS on bastions that have been charged out of place by rein

Tracer should always be on the hunt for slicers since she can dispatch them the quickest, aside from a damage boosted rein, but he won't always be by the cart since it's also essential for him to charge elites
And as the squishiest hero, she needs to be near Mercy the most

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>>173759864
mercy and rein are the best Nazis in Overwatch

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What is with /owg/'s obsession with smugberry?

>>173759345
QT traps of course

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Got so close to beating uprising on legendary and then our mercy disconnected with only the last 2 Orisa alive.. At least I finished it on the all heroes mode. Got rank 40.

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>play vanilla uprising
>get gold damage playing anyone but toblerone

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>playing in group of 3
>third guy is a gook who obviously instalocks genji
>going well until final phase, we're clearly about to win
>the genji throws himself behind enemies lines and dies trying to 1v3 two orisas and a bastion
>lose because nobody gets to him in time

Thanks for making a single retard game over for the entire team Blizz, great game.

Jesus Christ, it's being hard to deal with genji mains from your team if you play Lucio now. I never bothered babysitting Genjis before because the huge aura sorta of do the whole work by itself. Now those motherfuckers are being even more of a fucking pain in the ass.

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>people that queue for Hard and have no idea how to play the fucking game

>>173760021
Sombra hints?

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>>173760021
Just speculation, but it might have something to do with the glider from the Game of Life.

>>173760174
It doesn't really look like a glider but then again I haven't looked at it much.

A glider gun was the last csci thing I made before I dropped out of the course because I was bad at it.

>>173760113
Gotta hammer that turret 90% of the time

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>>173760069
>tfw I hate blooposters
>tfw I don't even like Widowmaker
>tfw I was the one that unleashed smugsquare on the world anyway
Not proud of myself. I like to believe that someone else would have done it if I hadn't.

What is Symmetra reading?

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Why is Jack dragging an elderly one eyed and potentially married woman into his war? A woman who did not bother to report to him that she was wounded in combat. Shouldn't he drag McCree into it since he has a beef with Reyes? Shouldn't he drag Reinhardt and Torbjorn since they still have some fight in them? Either Chu's writing is shit or Jack is losing his mind.

>>173759939
yes we can you nigger. You literally can't breed with them, so actually the failure of the human species. here's your (you), fag, this meme is stale

>>173760274
Something about Oasis

>>173760231
Do people actually do that?

Do they not know how to play torb?

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>>173760271

>>173760281
Ana is the only person he can trust. That's it. All he had was Gabe and Ana and Gabe is gone for good and out to kill him.

>>173759753
as a gold shitter, this gives me hope.

>>173760281
He didn't drag anyone into it, she insists on traveling with him

>>173759965
Where did it get confirmed that Reaper and 76 were gay lovers?

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>>173760274
At first I thought it was going to be a reference to this. But I guess its just a normal book about Oasis and Light Science.

>>173760387
It didn't, people are mistaking regular human interaction and seriously grasping at straws to try and prove that their dumb headcanon is real for some fucking reason.

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>>173760132
>Need to waste my rez just to fish Genji out of the last section where a Bastion can just rape me
>20 seconds later, Genji gets murked again by the Bastion
>Reaper gets downed when Bastion has a square of health left
>Orisa gets overwhelmed and gets downed in the process
>Kill the Bastion and revive everyone manually
>Manage to squeek out a win on hard
If this is what Hard's like, I'm already not looking forward to Expert

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>>173760405

>>173760405
>Deleted before I can open it

>>173760448
Symmetra's VA makes my peepee stiff

>>173760387
Why ask if you're going to complain about?

>>173760456
It did. People are ignoring clear build up and character development and doing their best to try and act like Gabe played no part in Jack's life as some weird method of denial.

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Anyone wanna comp? Would be nice to have a tank main. Since I'm a Mercy main ;w;

>>173760332
Yes, people do that. Play Mercy and you'll see.

Terrible turret placement forcing them to either hammer or lose it instantly doesn't help much.

>>173760371
But Ana abandoned Jack. She didn't report what went wrong with her.

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I fucking did it bros. I made it out of bronze hell.

I still have a long road ahead, but at this moment I feel like I can take on the world.

>>173760559
Nobody is saying Reyes didn't play a part in Jack's life, we know they grew up together and were best friends, that does NOT mean they are butt buddies

>>173760625
She "needed time". And yes, she didn't bother finding Jack or telling him about herself. But you don't think that's because of what was happening in her country and it taking up most of her time?

>>173760559
>GABE AND S76 INTERACTED BEFORE OVERWATCH DISBANDED
>THEY MUST BE GAY BECAUSE OF MY HEADCANON
>I WILL SCREECH AUTISTICALLY TO ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE

>>173760559
They are important to each other. They were just friends. How could they be gay lovers if Reyes resented Jack for the past 20 years anyway?

>>173760559

>character development now means you MUST be gay together no matter what.

Tumblr's that way guy

>Mercy is Q bot
>Zenyatta is fragile and overnerfed
>Lucio is now go fast mercy
>Ana barely only got nerfed on one aspect of her broken kit making her even more essential due to lucio being in the shitter

>>173760656
Coincidentally I managed to fall into silver hell.

>>173760656
congrats frendo, aim for gold next

How the FUCK do you beat legendary difficulty with the OG characters? Best I can do is get to the last minute of the cart seige. Holy shit is it even possible?

>>173760667
>grew up together
What?

Anyway, besides that, want me to let you in on something? A reveal has been building since Old Soldiers, the more we learn about Jack and Gabe the closer they are. In fact it doesn't even seem like the Swiss incident is going to play out like we think it will either. It's building and evidence is mounting over and over again. Sit in denial if you want. It's coming.

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>>173759198
>759198▶
>File: HanaJack15.jpg (276 KB, 1164x1920)
>When will D.Va lose her shit and finally rape 76?

Event is pretty cool.

Is it true that every character gets unique callouts on all heroes mode? Has anyone heard Junkrat's yet?

new skins shouldve shown more skin. especially mercy and widows. mercy looks like a nun wtf

>>173760950
He has a line regarding Bastions

>>173760695
You're the one screeching m8.

>>173760741
Did you miss the point of Uprising being that the "horrible fight that split Overwatch apart" was a lot less horrific than it was described? Did you also miss Jack's complete lack of animosity towards Gabe?

>>173760759
>twisting what I said to fit his agenda

/v/ is that way guy

>>173761009
Why are you fucktards so desperate for these two to be the Romeo and Juliet of faggots?

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>>173760069
I just like sniping with her a LOT in QP. Since in in sperg mode people will get their boipussies in a twist if I pick her and I'm not 1v6ing the entire enemy team.

>>173760032
Uh... Rein is the one who dispatches slicers quickest. Those things are always bunched up, and he can kill one in three blows, meaning any pack of 3 or more is gone in about 3 seconds.

Meanwhile, even if Tracer lands every single shot in her mag, she doesn't do enough damage to kill one, so that's over 2 seconds per individual slicer for her.

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These are the people who are in charge of our story and game.

Say something nice about them.

What would you say the best skin for each character is?

>>173758849

Probably.

Got Torb, shitsux

>>173761112
>wearing game hoodie to a nba game
fucking nerd

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>>173761119
>best skins
The ones I like
>worst skins
The ones you like

>see new skins
>only one I'm really interested in is Blackwatch McCree
>buy 30$ worth of boxes
>do uprising until I get all the bonus boxes
>also gain 4 levels doing that
>get Genji skin
>get Mercy skin
>get Widow skin
>no McCree skin

FUCK YOU.

And I bet some poor fucker who wants the Widow skin is going to get that McCree skin over and over.

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>playing event
>as Tracer
>up to the payload meet-up
>keep dashing around waiting for enemies
>none are spawning
>team spamming group up
>somehow have not triggered next event
>mfw

captcha: LONDON choo

>>173758849
I only god sprays and icons.

So chu said there was romance going on somewhere in the big three. Then this event released a spray of Ana and her husband so I guess it's pretty much confirmed that Jack and Gabe were lovers?

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this new pve map just reminds me of how unreal tournament had the scenario maps that were basically just single one-off story missions of multiplayer objectives. They could have done a few of these in that style from the beginning and no one would have bitched about it missing a campaign.

>>173760997
What is it specifically? I'm out of town and unable to play. I might main Junkrat

>>173761206
Blackwatch McCree is shit tier anyway. It's basically just a Vanilla skin recoloured.

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>>173759894
Don't bully the bean!

>>173760605
Depends, the turret needs to be in a place where it can defend the objective and still have line of sight of most enemies. There are few spots to put down the turret which meet this criteria while being bad for survivability other than putting it down exactly where enemies spawn.

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I never even play mercy and I want her event skin so bad, legit one of the best in the game, can't even put my finger on why

>>173761285
I like dark colors, and the gun looks way cooler.

I don't even play McCree that much. I just really like that skin. So sleek.

>Reinhardt
>Orisa
>Bastion
>Zenyatta
congratulations you can now beat legendary

>>173761373
He got high heels

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>>173761242
The Assault maps? That train map was pretty fun.

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>walk around the corner
>this happens
wat do

>>173761339
its fucking ugly mate. not sexy at all

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>>173761339
I personally am quite fond of her armband

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>Mercy Skin

Thank god. I don't think I got a single skin during the Chinese New Year one.

>>173761441
it's pretty anon, very sexy

>>173761451
haha nazis and hitler so good amirite xd

kill yourself