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best adc coming through

Pregnant Jing when?

>>173200849
Tusky is cute. CUTE!

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futafags pls die

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>>173200849
Size DOES matter when it comes to tusks! and uh..... butts!

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>>173202317
I can always count on you gents to keep the threads alive

>>173202227
Wow smite is finally getting decent porn

Why do people assume that I want advice if I have a bad game?

>>173202556
With our shitposting powers combined we are an unstoppable force.

>>173202986
Like an autistic Voltron.
I love it.

wtf I thought you idiots said AMC isn't good in conquest? I just got raped in the ass by him

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>>173203673
It's ok. Bees die after they sting you.

>>173202624
Your standards are really low if you think that's decent.

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>>173205890
compared to the typical smite pron its good

>>173199378
everybody left for namefagging on discord and nobody new is playing smite so the thread just fucking dies and nobody cares

>>173200849
>there is people out there who fell for the "healers are bad" reddit meme
>there is people out there that actually believe the nerfs in 4.6 aren't warranted

It makes me physically ill knowing that I'm part of the same community as these people.

Man the weirdest thing keeps happening, people know how to use the 'we need wards' command yet they're never able to find them in the shop, isn't that bizarre?

>>173203673
He's only bad because he needs a lot of babysitting due to being a sitting duck with no escape. He's a late game monster and if he gets fed he will shit on your entire life

He's easily my favorite Hunter and my second most played god

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>>173206754
>have two wards out (one being a sentry)
>get pinged
>we need wards!
"Why don't you buy some then?"
>"I need gold for my build"

>Joust with two randos
>Apollo and Aphrodite instalock
>go Kumbhakarna
>Ymir, Neith and Nox on the other team
>style all over them the entire game
>get wiped twice and that's the only deaths we ever get
>get a kill on Neith right after she used sanctuary and backflipped into her fountain
>spam VEL
>right after a wipe they take our tower and fuck off to fight Demon Bull King
>Apollo just flies to their base and takes the Titan

that was about the most fun Joust game I've had in awhile. For once everyone was on point. Fuck I hate fighting Nox in Joust though.

>>173202624
Pretty sure that pic is old as dirt.
>>173205890
It is decent. Stop being such a faggot.

>>173207791
Fuck Nox in general

>>173210197
You can only fuck Nox at one place at a time

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>>173202227
>hates Futa
>posts Kali
RMYT

>>173207791
>>173210197
>teammate instalocks Nox
>can't land her combo at all
>most of the time doesn't even attempt to do it

Fucking infuriating. We had to carry the fuck out of that 0-6 bitch

>>173211198
Kali is a girl and she doesn't have a dick you faggot go shove a futa dildo up your ass

>>173211709
>Kali doesn't have a dick

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>>173211937
No, she doesn't. She's a cute girl and girls can't have penises. kys

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>>173211403
>Unable to land her braindead "combos"

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>>173213014
>posts that particular picture of skadi

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>>173213756
>skadi
????

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>>173214046
shit sorry, meant kali, the names are really similar

>>173213756
>skadi
dumb futafag

VP sale when

>>173215019
We just had a voicepack sale during smite's birthday anon.

Whose an easy mode hunter I can use to practice the ADC role

How can I counter hercules in solo? He's objectively invincible.

>>173216574
Other than Neith?
Apollo or Cupid I guess

>>173216724
wait for nerfs

HOW TO BUILD IZANAMI
CRIT OR PEN
QUICK

>>173217148
Well she has an attack speed buff so probably crit

Oh boy time to take a 1/6 roll for spectral ares

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>>173218195
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/4/40/Awilix_Other_G_L.ogg

>Smite needs Microsoft C++ installed
What the fuck is this

>>173218195
Did you get it Anon?

>>173220123
I'm too scared to roll the dice

>>173220546
Anon Awilix believes in you... If you truly want that skin, go for it with no doubt in your heart!

>>173216574
Neith or Chiron

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I want to be hugged by Terra

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>>173223418
That image was so big it spooked me when I clicked on it.

>>173222570
I want to wife terra

Alright guys tell me who you believe the best God is for each class. Or in other words super stronk

>>173223810
IMO most OP is
>cernnununous w.e goat guy. Adc
>thoth .mid
>sylvanus .supp
>susano .jung
>hercules .solo
If new guy doesn't count then I'd say apollo instead
I'm not looking at the god list atm so I'm kind of just winging it.

>>173217148
Objectively the best Izanami player here. (Build / Post revised from last time based on Shuriken tree nerfs)
Please understand even from Season 3, Izanami having crit and or life steal being bad is a meme. She always worked well with crit, and enjoys survivability but her 33% LS scaled autos failed to benefit from Devo's or Asi. Bloodforge is core on her now more than ever. With such a focus on farming and early aggression, which she wins easily, she should not have too much difficulty building into high cost items in duo assuming she farms alone. In mid, it may take a while but she also makes for an amazing middle laner as she can still provide "high area damage" and has an ult that hits as hard as a mage's.
Your go to build is:
Warrior Tabi, Ichival, Bloodforge, Titan's, Fatalis, Wind Demon, sell Ichival for Malice (you can pass Fatalis for Brawler's or Deathbringer)
DO NOT build Ninja Tabi on her. If you opt out Bloodforge for Fatalis, you will hit the attack speed cap when you activate Sickle Storm regardless if you have Wind Demon's passive proc'd or not. It is a waste of raw power, which Izanami LOVES, for no reason. (This part doesn't make sense because it was an older build but the point of getting Warrior still stands)
If you get Bloodforge, which I believe you should, you hit 2.22 AS alone with Sickle Storm up and 2.41 with Wind Demon. Getting Ninja Tabi to cover up that .10 missing attack speed is not worth the loss is in raw power for crits and from her ultimate she can deal. Ninja Tabi is a better choice for mostly every other hunter this meta, but Izanami should always stick with Warrior Tabi and not sell it for Ninja late game.
(Cont.)

>>173217148
>>173224949

Bloodforge, as I have said before, allows Izanami to make use of her passive when at 50% and lower health while still being safe thanks to her shield. She gains an immensely high amount of raw power, and just a default amount of life steal, being all she needs. She doesn't need augmented LS with Devo's, but just a set amount and Asi does absolutely nothing for her. Bloodforge is simply a slightly more expensive Trans with lifesteal that is really a core item for her.
So long as you have 10% of the 20% of the penetration gained from her passive, you can outbox almost any and everyone one on one, whether your Sickle Storm is activated or not. She CAN box without her one just fine, just fight at max distance and understand you incur a basic attack movement penalty slow for the forward and backward swing.
Malice over DeathBringer. Doing the math, Malice gives you overall more damage, (One swing can crit and the return can not crit) and you can spread the effect of Malice across multiple people at once.
Remember that if you activate Sickle Storm and do not end up needing the full duration, cancel it early so it goes on cool down.
If you get a kill early or force a back, its very easy to get a tower as quickly as 5-7 minutes in thanks to Sickle Storm. Even with this crit build, you can hit structures for 120+ per auto plus bonus damage with Sickle Storm once you get Titan's / Bloodforge.
When auto attack canceling, be careful. If you use a normal auto, then immediately activate Sickle Storm, the sickle that was traveling forward will disappear. If you do not do it instantly and wait a second, you can fire a sickle, activate Sickle Storm, and fire boosted autos while your Kama sickle still travel forward and backwards, meaning you can execute a boosted auto and a regular auto at the same time. Auto attack canceling with Spectral Projection and Dark Portal can be done instantly. Its only with Sickle Storm that you must delay activating it.

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>>173217148

While Crit builds are showing success, Izanami can still go a full power and penetration build. Her ability to 1v2-3 people decreases however as her burst becomes lower, however, should you choose to go this route, towers nor phoenixes practically do not exist anymore and you can absolutely shred any tank thanks to extremely fast Qin's procs. Your build is:
Warrior Tabi, Crusher / Silverbranch (if against a magical ADC or you're doing Izanamid) / Ichival, (I personally am very much liking Crusher but Ich still serves as a great cheap early item), Bloodforge, Qin's, Titan's, and Frostbound or Brawler's for Anti-Heal. Your ability to guarantee slow multiple people at once is very strong, as it not only wins team fights but keeps people away from you. (Remember, double procs of it) Because Izanami doesn't need more than 1.5 attack speed without her one, its viable on her, and I like it more than I like getting O-bow, but O-bow will always result in a DPS spike that affects the entire team and makes them take great damage thanks to you going full power and pen.

is there a better feeling as a awilix player seeing neith niggers and odin ult bots try to back flip away and lunge at you ?

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>>173225159
Lol look at this fucking autist

>clash for quest
>we have an aphro who goes 1-13 and refuses to not have the most awful positioning I've ever seen
>we pull out a win because I go 23-0 as herc
>after the game aphro sends me a friend request
Nigga why would I want to be your friend after that?

>>173216574
Neith, Atermis, Medusa and Apollo.

>>173223987
Apollo is no longer broken, Skadi, Rama and Medusa do better now.

how the fuck do you console players play hunter with a controller jesus christ this is horrible even simply lining up and clicking is a pain thanks to the triggers compared to a mouse click you cant even custom key bind to make the top shoulder buttons be auto attack

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>tfw "An action has been taken about a player you reported"

Can someone add me to NA clan
username is Karogrey

Poseidon ult is the most stupid thing in smite. Why the fuck does a literal circle of death ult need to be up every thirty seconds!!!!!! He can fucking destroy 2-3 people on your team with that alone and it's fucking stupid. Hey have no skill all the do is fucking ult the entire game for all their kills!!!!!

>>173234542
Oh it's you again, how are you doing anon?

>>173234542
Ha! whats the matter? can't keep your head above water?! :^)

If I don't give a shit about the points do I will get better team mates on ranked than on casuals? For gods sake I'm having a few weeks that destroys my will to play.

>>173233214
>tfw you report everyone so every time you log on you get that message

>>173200849
WHERE THE LINK TO THE LAST THREAD OP

Can someone give me some tips on how to Thor?

Like i get that you mostly go for pen items and so on. But how do i play out his abilities

in the early stages do I hammer and then stun for a guarranteed two hit? Do I max 1 first or 3 in - and in what modes

>>173237126
Have you looked at the bottom of the ocean?

>>173201306
saaaaaaauce

>>173234936
>>173235271

Name one ult in this entire fucking game that even compares to his.

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>>173225159
Nigger you post this every thread when someone asks, are you meming?

>>173239228
Try using an aegis and ganking him.
Poseidon is an all in mage, he has no escape besides going fast so if you gank him and aegis his ult hes a free kill.
If you are now thinking "well his ult is up more than aegis is" then get better positioning stop getting caught by him every single time his ult is off CD

Good builds for Nemesis and Medusa?

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>>173240009
I agree completely with this statement. Poseidon is not op in any way. Sure he can be a bit silly with hastened but that's about it. A good aegis/bulwark can usually shut him down depending on who you are. People are just salty because he is being played a lot due to the remodel.

>>173241084
I think thats def the issue, people are just not use to playing against him and seem to forget that yeah his whirlpool/kraken combo hits like a fucking truck if left completely unmitigated but theres tons of ways to avoid it/lessen its damage.
And ofc the classic way of just killing him because poseidon has no escape.

Athena is a fun guardian

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>>173245067
She is also cute

>one of the Angelic Awilix concepts has an angel Awilix and a demon Suku

STOP

>>173239982
>nobody has asked in really the last 10 threads
>if someone asks about Izanami build (she's still to this day the most questioned "how to build" hunter I post a build and guide that has helped many people for the person that asks and everyone else that wants to see (as I have also done for Arachne)
>meming
No wonder this general is dead. Since when is helping people a meme?

>>173249971
>people see effort being put into the game
>"kek, autism at its finest! Don't take it so seriously!"
Yeah, /smgen/ is mostly bad at Smite because everyone thinks they know best.
It's sad that they treat you like a tripfag even though you seem to be posting your guide for the sake of helping people who are interested in playing a god that you've very clearly put a lot of time into.

>>173250305
Thank you.

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>>173250305
hey you can't be reasonable in /smgen/ cut that out

>>173251817
muh meat

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>play ranked
>first pick because I am the best, around
>say Im being carry because I was going for skadi
>'no I want carry'
>let him have carry
>picks fucking cupid vs. izanami
fuck this game man, they should stop matching platinums and under with anyone who's diamond/master/grandmaster
its fucking always platinum shitters who do shit like this.

>>173251817
that's not even an angel or angel like thing.

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>>173256105
nvm we won, based cupid

>>173251817
I like the ass.

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>>173258763
>>173256105

>PBM bailing on ALG right before LAN

kek

>>173245849
>not librarian nox doing her taunt
and why the fuck hasn't hi-rez made that skin yet?

Ready for Mario Kart.

>>173249971
>>173250305

Help me learn Thor then

>>173266447
We will see

>>173240009
It doesn't matter! If he ever gets ahead and decides to focus m you that bitch will jump tower and destroy your ass with his ult in one hit time after time and you can only use aegis so much. His ult needs nerfed when 99% of all their kills come from it. Why is it fair for him to have an ult with insta fuck you damage that can destroy you entire team!

>>173268430
2/2

I've literally never seen any other mage in this entire stupid game get to level twenty before anybody else hits lever fourteen as much as Poisoden because that fuck just has to get one level ahead and he can just fuck your day and your entire teams day with his ult over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over an that fucking ult is like on a fourty second cooldown!!!!

>>173268656
>twenty before anybody else hits lever fourteen as much as Poisoden
If he really was able to get 6 level ahead of everybody is just that your team was shit not because Poseidon is OP. Nearly any mage getting that ahead would have been able to tear your team a new asshole.

>>173269604
No because it always happens. He snowballs the most out of any character in this entire game.

>>173235798
Bump again, getting real bad matchmaking pairings.

>>173269668
>No because it always happens
Nice hyperbole.
>He snowballs the most out of any character in this entire game.
If you think that it means that you never saw a good Ao Kuang.

>>173270168
Nobody hardly plays Ao that much.

>>173270168
>If you think that it means that you never saw a good Ao Kuang.
Not the other anon, but I want 1000 times more a Posse ahead than a fucking AOK ahead. 1000 goddamn times.

>>173270262
Yes, he fell out of flavor even in casual.

https://twitter.com/hirezkama/status/850109772221251587
Tina is a sexy girl

>>173272506
kek, Tina tries so hard to be nasty as fuck but she isn't.

>>173256105
Cupid is Iza's counter you fuck tard.

Just passing through with a bump between matches, don't mind me.

More bump

A mump

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>be me
>call solo first
>lock in sol
>someone locks in tyr
>he goes with me to solo
>team says I should go mid
>fuck no
>Tyr stays in solo with me
>mid undefended
>we lose
>people on both teams say they will report me

Everyone takes the side that isn't mine no matter how fucking absurd it is.

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>>173281337
shit wrong pic

>>173281337
>>173281560
>sol
would of lost either way

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>>173281337
>>call solo first
>>lock in sol

SO WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA ADD MORE SEASON TICKET REWARDS???? THIS SHIT IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A WASTE OF MONEY

>>173282792
>THIS SHIT IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A WASTE OF MONEY
It was a waste of money from the beginning, anon.

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>>173282792
supporting e-sports is its own reward anon

>>173274026
How is that a counter?

>>173281337
>solo
>Sol
Neck yourself

>>173281983
>>173282685
>>173285656
>taking the side that isnt mine

>>173284494
Cupid isn't necessarily a counter, but he's a very good hunter right now regardless. The poster complaining about the Cupid is just stupid.
Cupid's heart will apply a second burst of damage after explosion, so if Iza leaps after being hit, she'll get revealed and possibly stunned. She also does not have a CC immunity granting ult, so once she uses her beads from Cupid's first ult bait, she'll most likely die if she ever steps out too far on the next Cupid Ult.

>>173285925
>there's no way I can't be in the wrong here!
Neck yourself and livestream it for charity.

>>173285925
maybe it's because you're fucking retarded

>>173286460
>everyone is disagreeing with you, you must be wrong!

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/bandwagon

>>173286659
>no, it's everyone else who's wrong!
jesus, you are fucking deluded

>>173286746
I bet you wrote in complaining about the Monty Hall Problem in 1991, faggot.

>>173286659
>everyone is disagreeing with me, I must be right!
Autism

>>173286864
The fuck does that have to do with anything you bumbling retard?
You're not even talking about Smite, just bitching because you can't accept that taking Sol into the Solo lane is generally regarded as a bad decision.
>b-but muh niche picks!
No, fuck off. Take Mid or Carry, no one wants to babysit your squishy ass in Solo all game.

>>173287279
Bitch I called the lane. I could have gone fucking Artemis solo if I wanted to.

Learn how this game works.

>>173287770
>learn how this game works
>I could've picked Artemis Solo
lmao, you should take your own advice

>>173287770
>I called the lane first
>therefore I should be permitted to fuck my whole team with a shitty niche pick

>>173287970
Essentially. Either you like the team comp or you dodge. Picking the same role as someone else just because you wanted that role or don't like the god they picked is counterintuitive.

>>173288519
>plays a team based multi-player game
>isn't a team player
Takes a real stuck up cunt to expect their team to base their entire structure and comp around one person's shitty decision making.

>>173288519
you're a fucking dumbass

>>173288783
>team player
yeah fucking getting in my lane and not defending yours is really fucking cooperative

>>173288848
>ad hominem
sir I do not appreciate your language and I am disconnecting the call now have a nice day.

>>173288519
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>173288981
>implying it was your lane after you made such a shitty pick
>expecting your team to make compromises but can't make one yourself
Aspergers

>>173288981
>ad homonem
I'm attacking your stance as well as your obvious mental shortcomings, but stay buttmad faggot

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CHAAC MONEY BABY!

>>173289414
What's that?

i want to fuck ne zha
is that gay

>>173290840
>I want to fuck a young boy
Yeah, that's pretty gay.

>>173290840
If you're a guy, wanting to fuck another guy it is usually from bisexual to gay.

If you're a girl, it is not.

Although if you're a girl maybe you would consider the point of everyone anon on /smite/ thinks that Ne Zha is from low manly to even a girl, so you should re-check your tastes about man just in case you hide some case of bisexuality, as in the previous case.

>>173289539
900 gems and I'll tell ya

>>173291430
A thorough and thought provoking answer.
I like you.

>>173291336
>>173291430
im a man and i want to put my benis in his fiupunci.

>>173291659
I'm sorry, I've only got Crystals

>>173291739
In that case, my fellow anon man, I'm not feared to say, that you are indeed gay, and that if you may need more awnsers, or you just want to keep asking things, you should take in consideration if your tastes are only for mans, which will leave you as an homosexual man, or if maybe it can be related to other faces of the fact that you want to have sexual intercourse with another boy, but this time is a really young one, so in the future you can determinate what kind of boy do you really need for your "calming times".

>>173291691
Thanks, I'm at your service, fellow player.

>>173292000
nice trips, and what if i say no homo

>>173292000
Trips of truth

When are we getting the futa Freya skin?

>>173292057
Then, my dearest fellow anon, I must point that the fact of that you said "no homo" would have no effect, since it is trying to change some rules you didn't set up and either you can't change. For the fact, your statement, would only exists and persist as a joke, which actually, if you sorry my dearing, won't be minimun funny, since it is an already used one.

I hace to add, too, that for some reason I had another paragraph typed it, and for some reason page updated itself, so I lost it, being better than the one typed. I want to add to this last lane, that I'm holding in my internal body cavities, a fury of Ten Thousand Raging Suns, but that I can't go out of my actual manners.

>>173292184
That's the only I will speak.

>>173292438
All Freya skins are futa

>>173292552
Yes but we want a more dynamic skin, something that changes game style

>Ra, Serqet, Sobek, and Thoth are all Neith's kids

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>>173295286
>THIS DEITY HAS FIVE CHILDREN!!! How did she lose all that baby weight? Click here to find out!!!

>>173295286
Mama likes to get busy

I now have all the Cap the flag awards. I have no meaning anymore.

>>173295286
Thoth created himself.

>>173298781
What is this autism

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>>173298981
only top dogs remember these memes

>>173299062
Oh

>>173298981
Old ass /Smgen/ memes from 2015

>>173299140
My apologies for my newfagginess

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ojew pls go

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>>173299290
Guess again

>>173299825
>>173299978
>>173300253
>BROOM OF DOOM

>>173300253
Oops, meant this
>>173300969
For this
>>173300106

>>173300253
>season 2 webm
i miss it.

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>>173301174

>>173299825
>>173299978
>>173300106
this unironically makes me want to main guan yu now. is he a viable pick? would he be able to counter hercules?

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>>173301706

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>>173301706
Didn't mean to (you), but those guys were awful. I remember making those .webms just to rant about them playing ranked at all.

I havent even played this game in over a year. I was just reminiscing in .webms, so my opinion is shit.

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my proudest moment was bart tweeting this

>>173302324
Fake, Gypsy never played anything but tanks.

>>173302092
I know they're shit. I was kinda asking everybody if guan yu is viable, not just you

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>>173302420

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>>173302420
Fuck if he's good, hes the most manly warrior in this shitfest of a game. The real question is if you have the balls to play him.

I literally don't want to play ADC, it's the only role in the game that actually stays in lane the whole game

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have you fapped yet bros

>>173303638
>i like my men how i like my jungle, dark
I'm not gonna fap to a coal burner race traitor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIpvIXupDz0

>>173303732
This takes me back.

>>173303732
hooooooly fuck

>>173303638
who is this cum magician?

>>173304058
You don't recognize Sobek? I mean I know he hasn't been much lately but that's messed up.

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>>173303638
M O M M Y

>>173304742
>having a coal burner as a mom
disgusting mutt

>>173306901
>coal burner
?

>>173299825
Out fucking played

>>173307119
Her vp says she likes black horse dick

>>173303728
This

>>173303728
>>173306901
>>173307840
>>173308096
>inferrior white bois seethin
enjoy fappin to fenrir instead bolmao

>>173307119
I'm sorry >>173307840 is bothering you, anon. He's been on this thing lately about imaginary women getting fucked by black guys for some reason.

>>173308381
I'm a spic though....

>>173309125
>spic
>race

give me a chang'e build I literally can't think for myself and the default builds are always noob bait

>>173310140
Boot>Shield of regrowth>whatever you want.

>>173310140
the real question that needs to be asked here is how to build chang'e jungle

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>only 2 more flag captures needed so I can complete all the stupid nike adventures global emote
>2 hours later, still need 2 more captures
>lose all my pride, message the enemy team (that was a full party) if they can just let me score twice before raping us
>"lmao get fucked kid come and try scoring on us"
why this

>>173311306
>message the enemy team (that was a full party) if they can just let me score twice before raping us

That's kinda pathetic....Have you been instalocking Herc? That's the only way I finished my quests and went on to get the 15 wins.

>>173311812
I finished most of the quest by using Ymir with Travelers Shoes>winged blade>Mantle of Discord >Magi's Blessing> Sovereignty/Spectral Armor

instead on blank posting to bump why don't you try starting some sort of discussion you stupid idiot

>end game with two items a starter and 4000 unspent gold
wew

Just humiliated a thanny with an ult juke and kill AMA

i am positive most people treat this game like an fps and attack anything and anyone infront of them they seem to have no concept of prioritising squishes i am so tired of seeing warriors trying to kill guardians and assassins go for warriors instead of mages hunters etc

>>173300253
Ho Lee Shet. GG

>>173299825
>>173299978
>>173300106
This why Guan is one of my mains.

>>173301048
kek

>>173301469
A) Nobody realized that's a TANK Huntz Batz?
B) That's why I hate good HBs

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WHY

JUST WHY

>>173309125
>>173308381
also a spic and i don't like my women touching blacks.
Browns, we are the superior race.

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>lose ranked game
>supp with 2-2-23 kda
>nu wa who lost lane to OSIRIS in mid blames it on me for being behind in xp as a fucking supp
>but doesn't see anything wrong with 1-12 Bellona full damage items
>me and other players still in lobby suggest he looks at the stats before talking shit
>"I did my job and Bellona did well, it's your fault we lose because you had a level behind"
>me being involved in like 90% of the kills and having most damage mitigated doesn't seem to alter his firm belief
>"it's your fault I report you muted"

That's not the first time I encounter nu wa players being this thickly retarded and obnoxious. They all have this heavy turtling way of playing all game, exclusively going back and forth on the same lane without ever stepping more than a second out of the tower safe space. They also completely ignore jungle farm and rotate calls. Strangest one is how they all remain completely silent during both picking lobby and the game, but will scream "report report report" once the match is over. They also all hide their profiles of course
Something about having a kit spawning minions and an ability that hits everyone regardless of map position must attract the most dense autists.

>>173322624
>f-forced 50% isn't real

>>173323867
This is the 3 week like that I fucking have.

Outta page 10 senpaitachi

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Meet my new gf, /smgen/

>>173333093
You're into dogs? That's pretty fucking gross, anon.

Is it just me or are Limited skins kind of a retarded Jew tactic?

>>173335597
The whole game is a jew tactic

>>173335597
>retarded
It'd only be retarded if it didn't work

>>173335756
This

Is this game not dead yet?

>>173338882
No

>>173339158
but why?

>>173339514
It's free.

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>>173339514

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYlIFFdzqVw

>>173341189
Kek

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FUCKING CRINGE

>>173346926
>Ena has gone full ugly fat feminist
I'm so sorry for Andy, 2 years ago she was mad cute.

>>173346926
Vamana?

Intern at Hirez here, ama.

>>173351846
Whats the square root of 12?

>>173351846
Who has the best feet?

How to cope with the depression of losing 8 games in a row because of shithead team mates?

Why are beginners allowed to play ranked and why am I teamed up constantly with them?

>>173351846
What percentage of HiRez studio employees regularly visit their local synagogue?

>>173352395
Because Smite hates you.

>>173352395
Stop playing and come back tommorow

Give me 1 (ONE) good reason why Thor's hammer can go through walls and he can teleport through them despite it not being a leap.

his dad is important

>>173353634
>>173353634
Teleports can go through walls
Blink can go through walls
Lokis ult can go through walls
etc

>>173354502
But Hun Batz 3 can't go through walls. Susano 3 can't. Etc.
Why does Thor get to?

>>173351846
Do you guys laugh at the incompetence of the Paladins team?

>>173354991
I know I do

>>173351846
Do you actually have any interest in fixing the fucking garbage matchmaking or are you getting off on people being matched with teammates who couldn't wipe their own asses without a nanny?

What's the Craiglist rate of getting a woman to dress up as Awilix and fart on your face while she rubs your cock?

I know one of you degenerates has experience in this field.

>>173359872
$1,500 if she has all her teeth and she's buying the costume.

>>173354902
because his teleport relies on a projectile that can go through walls and the other two gods already have high mobility without teleports.

>>173341189
Rip my sides

>>173237218
Joust- max the three and then the 2. Points in ult when possible. Power shoes then jotunns then hydra. Situational from there. The combo will change based on needs. Vvgl. Vvgf.

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>>173365062
>Joust- max the three and then the 2. Points in ult when possible.
>Maxing Thors wall before his hammer throw
>Putting points into thors ult whenever possible when all it does it increase the damage a little

>>173365820
We support Thor now. Shifters shield and masamune. This almost sounds fun desu.

how do i cat? I mean like what items I often should carry with her?

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>>173366184
ALL THE MACES
L
L

>>173369454
all the 6 slots?

Terra's huge throbbing monster dick

>>173200849
I like how this meta shits on gods with shit level 1's in mid.

>Tell Pico an erotic BDSM story over chat
>He ignores me

Can't blame him it's hard to wank and smite at the same time.

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I'm so fucking sick of it already!!! Every single game I've played today is full of meme fucking picks. Roles playing roles they're not supposed to be!!! I literally just got done getting my ass destroyed in a game where three of my teammates weee guardians and a jungle Chang'e and my guardian lost half his health to a fucking jungle camp because he didn't know you have to clear the wave first in conquest now then when I bitched him out he leaves!!!!!!

>game went like shit
>everyone is blaming everyone
>one nigga asks "real talk though, which one has the biggest boobs, aphro or morrigan"
>suddenly its a debate that goes all the way to the post game lobby
>everyone adds everyone and we start to party up

nip friend didnt lie
through dick, unity

>>173375987
2/2

It's called learn how to play the fucking game!! Is it that hard for kids these days to do basic fucking research!!!! I tell them this and all I hear is

>it's just a game
>you need to get out more
>nerd

Wtf!!!!!! Why are people acting like you have to be alsome slideshow freak to do basis fucking research on how conquest works!!!!

I just want to play a game of conquest without my clan alone without getting raped in the ass by a black cock by average teams because my team is literally fucking retarded.

What do I have to do? Do I have to play fucking ranked every single game to have a decent team who knows what the fuck they're doing!! I honestly don't care if you feed but at least know what the fuck you're doing. If you're building right or even decent and you pick a decent character for the role you chose at least I know you're learning but when you blatantly have no clue what the fuck you're doing its fucking irritating!!!

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>get Clash game
>have to play as a Norse god for quest
>"2 mages and a hunter? I guess I'll go Tyr"
>5th player also locks mage
>we all suck really bad (except Chang'e)
>Poseidon (0-4) starts accusing me (0-5) of feeding
>Admit that I do in fact suck.
>Poseidon starts spamming "Tyr noob"
>point out that I already said I suck so calling me a noob is redundant
>Chang'e suddenly comes to my defense
>the defense shifts to her calling Poseidon shit for not having kills
>Chang'e and Poseidon are just relentlessly trashtalking each other through the match
>they also switch to Spanish for a bit
>after the game Pos wants to 1v1 me

What the hell

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>>173377440

>>173377440
How can i join Smgen clan if the faggot leader never gets online?

>>173377865
I dunno, I'm not in the Smgen clan.

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Why is this fair? I'm going to be ranked lower than fucking dirt because of teams like this.

(I'm the bastet)

Honestly why is the ranking system considered fair? Why the fuck should I have to suffer because my teams are garbage? I honestly don't know how I could have helped more than I did in the game. I was getting their buffs for them and keeping the enemies back and destroying the enemy towers because I was so fed I didn't have to use my ult to kill so I use it on towers. I was literally playing pro tier and we still lost. This ranking system is fucked.

>tfw you get 15 wins in a row because your team is on point
Today was a good day.

>>173380531
Anon, I would be happy to just have an average team. I could literally win by myself if my team could just be fucking average! I guarantee this game is placing me in shit teams on purpose in hopes that I'll carry them to victory.

>>173380308
Bit off topic dude, but why not just take a screenshot instead of a crappy pic with your phone?

>>173380632
Are they not using their mics at all?
I find it's way more difficult for a team to do well if they don't use voice chat

>>173380641
That's not the point! Ithe point is I'm tired of this damn game partnering me with the worst people in smite in hopes that I can carry them to victory. Honestly completely random matching would be better than this shit because it's intentionally making me suffer for being a good player.

>>173380308
you're not the bastet you fucking retard you're the zeus

if anyones not aware of console shit, in the post game lobby your name is always highlighted.

kek, lying on the internet like the fucking mong you are

>>173380786
Forced 50/50 is definitely a real thing, anon. Don't feel too bad about it, just JewRez doing their thing.

>>173380746
I can't anon. Every time I tell somebody basic common sense they leave the damn game.

See
>>173376160


>>173380858
I play jungle idiot. I've always played jungle because mid is for losers. It's literally one step above support.

>>173380858
He is the bastet...
>the actual state of pcucks being this retarded

>>173380960
tier roles go

Jungler
Support
Mid
Adc
Solo

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>>173380858
Not him but pretty sure that screen highlights based on who you move your cursor over.
Only screen that highlights you automatically is pic related.

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>>173381245
Wew

Jungle
Adc
Solo
Support
Mid.

>>173381395
Support is pretty much a jungler that doesn't do camps.

>>173381395
>Adc
>Solo
>That high

They barely have to rotate and the only "hard" thing of ADC is not missing your auto's.

>>173381395
Jungle
Support
Mid
ADC
Solo
These are objectively the most to least impactful rolls in the game.

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>>173381256
You have no clue what you're talking about.

>>173381653
What did you expect from a console baby who has been playing this game for like a year.

Solo is fucking brain dead. Adc is only important in the late game.

>>173381717
>what did he mean by this?

>>173381717
you calling out the wrong person, stupid xbox shitter

>>173380858
He's actually Basted, as you can clearly see he has no report option.

>>173381754
I mean, I'm a console fag and I understand the roles and their importance.
He's just your average shitter.

>>173381878
Are you fuckin retarded? Being good at the game doesn't make you a shitter. You're just mad that somebody actually knows how to play the damn game on console.

if i were to draw fart porn which goddess should it be? im thinking bastet for reasons i wont explain but it involves laughing at people

>>173382008
>knows how to play the game
>but not how to communicate to his team without coming off as a whiny little manchild
>FUCK GUYS MY TEAM KEEPS LEAVING AND IGNORING ME WHY ARE THEY SO SHIT!?!?!?
Wew

>>173382017
Do it

>>173382151
You're such an idiot. I do communicate but as soon as you give people in this damn game the slightest hint at how to play their role better they quit or bm. It's not my fault people are retarded. I shouldn't have to spoon feed them like a fucking nanny with a good happy go lucky attitude.

>>173382017
>fart porn
kys

>>173382367
I do believe you have a case of the aspergers with an advanced form of autism.
I'm sorry, it's terminal.

You fucking losers on PC have it easy. If you play on PC you have literally no reason to bitch about anything because at the very least you can go into a game knowing everybody knows how the basics of the game work. You're not "elite" or "better" than anybody. You guys have it easy and it's easier to hit abilities and skill shots.

>>173382575
>excuses
kys

>>173382456
>I have no argument so I'm just going to call names

Nice meme.

>>173382575
>you can go into a game knowing everybody knows how the basics of the game work
I play on PC and Ps4 and I run into a lot more """retards""" on PC.

>>173382575
>this mad you're not bastet
"h-hey bro can you screenshot your victory screen please"

>>173382710
>durrhurr everyone's dumb but me
Not an argument console cuck

>>173382659
I don't need excuses when I just went 18/3 in ranked and still lost idiot. Try again.

>>173382728
this
Fucking PC has the biggest player base, and by extension has more retards

>>173382848
>I don't need excuses
>still lost
Sounds like you need all the excuses you can get

>>173382728
>>173382863

Kill, yourself, you, fucking, nerds!! I guarantee 98% of kids can't afford a fucking PC setup. Their parents are just going to buy them a fucking console like normal people. This is the people I'm stuck playing with! You idiots on your PC are playing 98% adults capable of actually using their brains. Don't you for one second say PC players are worse!!!

>>173382916
>not being able to comprehend the argument I'm making

I can't even argue with you if you don't have the brain power to even understand the fucking argument anon.

>>173383159
>he says unable to comprehend why he's shit and a detriment to his team
Top lel