/meg/ Mass Effect General

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Vetra is and always will be best waifu!

At least in Andromeda

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Scott and Sara are the purest romance.

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>Evfra steps down as leader of the Resistance with the Kett pushed back
>joins your squad in place of Jaal in MEA2
>turns out to be gay
>is super submissive in private and takes great pleasure in acting cute and being the little spoon
>repeatedly catches and stops himself from doing it when a member of your party

Cora.

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>>173182836
First for hating this retarded meme and raptor fags period

>>173183087

Stop avatarfagging.

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Second for hopefully good patch.

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>>173183087
We are infinite, you are bacteria.

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TURIAN WAIFUS ARE THE GREATEST WAIFUS

5 YEARS Still Mad

Cora is cute hope the patch doesn't fuck your saves

>>173183057
>turns out to be gay
please no

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Vetra's smile must be protected.

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Mass effect should have 2 threads;
One where shitposters can brag about their waifus all day.
Another where people actually talk about the goddamn game can fuck off to

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Post your preset 3, 6, or 9s

>Dr. Nakomoto: "Usually my patients are leaking from somewhere"
>Sara: "No leaking here"

>>173183256
should not

>>173183256
If you cut out all the shitposting, /meg/ would die. Actual discussion of the game is like 5% of posts.

>>173183256
>Another where people actually talk about the goddamn game

You can talk about the game here. Try and see that other people will talk with you.

What is the point of agility mode

>>173183256
>I am a monument to all your autism.

>>173183256
but bragging about waifus is actually talking about the goddamn game senpai

I wish there was more of Suvi in the game desu, I think I am in love. Should I pursue a Scotland gf irl

>>173183057
>submissive

No thanks. I don't want a faggot who figuratively sucks my dick more than he literally sucks my dick.

>>173183446
You don't move like you just had both of a Krogan's dicks inside your anus.

>>173183446
spinning in a circle really fast

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Pure.

One of the most devastating things about Mass Effect to me is that when you think about that all the aliens are actually made up by humans and the voices are all just more humans and the whole thing is all humans, the aliens are humans all along…

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/meg/ would be dead without Vetra posters, right?

>>173183446
Sick donuts.

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>>173183563

>>173183571
Nope. It'd be dead without contrarian frog posters though.

Even with all hate that bioware gets you have to admit that they've done something right if 10-15 minutes of content with a single character can generate so much material. Or this world is full of autists.

>>173183571
No, other shitposts would fill the void.

>>173183563
shit you're right! we should ask some actual aliens to VA for our vidya

>>173183375

Where did I say I uninstalled it after that part?

That was around the moment where I realized just how shit the dialogue was. I got hit with about 8 cringe moments just in the first mission

>Computer overloads
>"JEEZE, EVEN THE COMPUTERS ARE OUT TO GET US" *laugh track*

>>173183571
It would just go back to Taliposting as was the norm for over five years.

>>173183571
Is Vetra nervous because she's accepted Ryder as a reproductive mate?

>>173183671
It's a little bit of the former, and a whole lot of the latter.

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>>173183571
If all three of us left, we could kill it.

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Keep Jaal Straight, I want Scott/Kallo or Scott/Avitus instead.

>>173183057
>Evfra being submissive
No way

>acting cute and being the little spoon
He strikes me as the tsundere type.

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>>173182836
Holy fuck i didnt actually notice that you fags literally put a nazi armband and ss bolts on it

>>173183138
When waifu crap dies

>>173183162
You are cancer I am cemo

>>173183571
Probably

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>>173183563
It would be fun if there is an alien species out there that makes their own video games and they just accidentally come up with an alien species that looks just like humans, and we also accidentally come up with an alien species that looks just like them. And when we actually find each other irl we're all just gonna laugh at how funny that is.

>>173183563
It would be hard to think about fucking real aliens

>>173183772
Unironically because she fucked up the steak. She overreacts because she's never had someone truly care for and doesn't want to screw it up. If you don't press the hug interrupt she starts to berate herself and sounds like she's about to break down in tears.

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>>173183810
There's more than three of us. Probably.

>>173183810
Try it and see.

>>173183878
Right before the nukes start flying.

>>173183878
>not purging xenos scum on sight
Emperor protect us....

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PeeBee is cute and I want to kiss her tummy

mfw she literally taste like blueberries

tfw we will never get a threesome with peebee and cora

>>173183057
>Submissive
But Anon, Evfra forcefully bending Sara over a table while whispering harshly in her ear what he's going to do to her is most of the fun.

>>173183850
>Helghastanon actually wants to crash /meg/ with no survivors

http://i.imgur.com/2FOJ27T.jpg

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>>173183850
>You are cancer I am cemo

you are more like herbal supplements

Would you want a Kett squadmate in MEA 2

>>173184136
What would their backstory be

>>173184136
If it meant having the Kett be an actually complex faction with multiple facets instead of generic evil empire #21345407, absolutely.

>>173184038
>tfw mouth is full of sand after kissing

>>173184136
Could you fug him? Thats all that matters really

I HAVE A QUESTION!

can asari sleep on their backs?

should I buy this game?

>>173184316
>get skin cancer in the lips from all the radioactive sand

>>173184109
moar?

>>173184342
Kett have no reproductive organs though

>>173184136
It could be fascinating, or stupid depending on how they justify it.

>>173184038
brother!
tfw no tummy kissu

>>173184351
Why wouldn't they be able to?

>>173184375
How much do you like the Mass Effect setting. If the answer isn't "enough to overlook massive flaws and a fairly weak story", then no, you probably shouldn't.

>>173184538
Looks like I'm buying it then, I like alien waifus

>>173183034
>fucking your sister
>pure

Are you from Alabama?

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>>173183548
Sara is canonically for Scott only.

>>173184351
Fluffy pillows make it manageable.

>>173184617
Sara belongs to Jaal

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>>173184394
>mfw after tummy kissu

>>173184617
Alec*

>>173184428
Its 29th century. This is a problem with a solution.

>>173184375
do not

>>173184428
They have mouths. They presumably have an orifice somewhere for shitting. There are solutions.

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>>173184617
Scott already gave his approval.

>>173184667
>pathfinder. meridian has limited power and will only to be able to create one miracle, what do you choose?
>I wanna fuck a kett!

>>173184596
Enjoy anon. Just don't say I didn't warn you.

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>>173184617
>tell her dad died
>Sara: "Guess he's with mom now"
>Scott: "We'll be together soon too"

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>>173184901
>pathfinder. meridian has limited power and will only to be able to create one miracle, what do you choose?

Give Salarians higher sex drives and slightly longer lifespans.

>>173184375
There's nothing wrong with this game that wasn't wrong with the other ME games in some capacity.

In other words: if all you want is "More Mass Effect", yes. If you want more than that, you might be disappointed.

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>>173183563
>One of the most devastating things about Star Trek to me is that when you think about that all the aliens are actually made up by humans and the voices are all just more humans and the whole thing is all humans, the aliens are humans all along…

>>173185070
I want more Mass Effect and to date a Turian

So did you give Morda the drive core?

>>173185229
Then you'll enjoy Andromeda.

>>173185254
No, fuck her, Krogans are literally retarded. One genophage wasn't enough

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>>173183001
she really is

>>173184038
>expect PeeBee to be alien Sera
>she's actually cute and endearing and has some of the best banter
>expect Cora to be boring and weird looking
>she's actually aggressively boring and weird looking

>>173185254
There is no reason not to. You get fuck all for keeping it, and permanently piss off the Krogan for the rest of the series.

>>173185314
I wish people like this would get constantly buttfucked by Krogan until they quit the game

>>173185404
You also fuck yourself out of what's guaranteed to be the safest outpost.

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>>173185331
more fanwork when?

>>173185417
Krogan are a hot tire fire of a race overall that inexplicably makes for great companions. Any Krogan that isn't Wrex, Grunt, or Drack is pure fucking grade A garbage belonging to a race of autistics that nuked their own planet into apocalypse

>>173185314
t. Jarun Tann

>>173185417
t. Urdnot Wrex

>no option to make Tann blow you

>>173185646
What about Vorn, and Charr, and the Representative to Mr. Thax?

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>>173183962
I am here, just not posting.

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>Kandros doesn't speak through the controller speaker in multiplayer on PS4
Shit game.

>>173185404
It is really weird how one-sided that choice seems to be, at least for now.

Inb4 the Krogan actually do build that bomb and go full jyhad on the nexus in the sequel?

>>173185646
What about Kesh?

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>>173184961
It's the purest form of love.

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>>173185775
>no option to make Tann blow you after saving the Salarian Ark
>no option to fuck his cloaca post-Meridian
>no option at all to sexually dominate Jarun Tann until the Nexus Director is your bitch boy

>>173185331
I agree.

>>173185646
None of that matters, because they're the best cannon fodder you could ask for. I'm in mass Effect and I have a giant evil empire to fight, I want krogan leading the charge. Bastards literally have more balls than any other race.

>>173184136
What if Jaal becomes that Kett

>>173186067
>tfw you will never lick Tann's egghole

>>173186151
Also the average krogan is strong enough to bench press a car, which in combat enables them to carry and fire weapons that would snap the bones of lesser races with sheer recoil or wear over a hundred kg of heavy body armor while still running around faster than everyone else. Pretty useful.

>>173186316
>licking a cloaca
That's fucking vile, anon.

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>>173184884
She's in for a surprise.

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>>173185821
Don't forget the pussy in Newchanka who whines about the Angara female who blueballed him then disappeared.

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>Jarun Tann is the alien gay romance for Scott
>Everyone left scratching their heads in confusion
>Bioware gives everyone the finger and says "That's all you fags get."
Do it, Bioware. I dare you.

>>173186316
>Licking his Cloaca
Not for Tann. Tann is only for dickings, Kallo should get head.
While he's flying the ship.

>>173186361
People today lick worse.

>>173186451
I like how every race acted less stereotypically in Andromeda. It makes them feel more like humans, where each person is an individual rather than having the same personality as everyone else of their race. Like the shady turian scavenger, the naive and perky turian teenager, the krogan dweeb, the empathetic female salarian leader-warrior, etc.

>>173186578
>People today lick worse.
And that's also vile.

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>>173186578
I'd romance Tann

Oh in addition to the patch it looks like they're going to swap out the equipment items in the store.

From Gameinformer: "BioWare says these equipment pieces will begin to rotate out one piece at a time beginning this Thursday, April 6, and new equipment options will rotate in every week."

>>173186451
>"jokes on him, I actually like Salarians"
kek yeah Rorik too.

>>173186693
That's humanity. We're fucking perverts.

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Someone told me there's incest in this game, is it true?

>>173186889
How can one man be so stupid?

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>>173186889
No, and stop posting tachyons, they are not real you motherfucking stupid genius.

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>>173187037
>tachyons don't exist
t. asshurt Einsteinfag
Kill yourself.

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>all these faggots wanting to romance a salarian

You're somehow worse than raptorfags.

Also Kandros for token turian squadmate in the sequel.

>>173186665
Yeah cause making Aliens more lie humans is great.

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>>173187194
IT WOULD VIOLATE THE LAWS OF CAUSALITY JUST LIKE HOW JEROME AND JAMAL VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA WHEN YOU WERE CONCEIVED YOU USELESS HALF NIGGER TWAT

>>173187194
No amount of wanting something to be real can make it so.

>>173187326
You know perfectly well what he meant you dumb cunt.

>>173183256
>That fucker in the last thread who tried to argue that Vetrafags weren't annoying and didn't shitpost.
As autistic as it is to collect all this, it's proof that Vetrafags are the truest of cancer.

>Quarian DLC

>Quarian Fuckboy (males only)
>THICC Krogan (females only)

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>>173186665
I wish they would sprinkle the MP characters around in the Vortex and give them lines sort of like what was done for the Citadel DLC

They already have set personalities and histories.

>>173186746
I would too, would be interesting to see if there's more to the little shit than what's already there.
Apparently he's suppose to be really insecure? I don't see it that much.

>>173187037
>>173187194
>>173187358
well, that escalated quickly.

>>173187397
Wasn't it part of the lore that humans are novel in the universe because there is so much variation within the species, even the archon's log mentions the emotional range of Humans.

>>173187431
>Vetra EXTRA (Male only)
Here i fixed it.

>>173187397
>You know perfectly well what he meant you dumb cunt.

Yeah you meant that you like they are giving the aliens more human characteristics.

>>173187479
And that's the single dumbest thing in all of the ME lore. Humans being special snowflakes is the cancer of sci-fi.

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>>173187221
We're not around as much as Raptorfags.

>Kandros
He's also a cute, Anon.

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>>173187358
>>173187397
>they unironically think the speed of light is the limit just because massless particles travel at c

>>173187597
Humans being special snowflakes has always been a major theme for Mass Effect even from its inception.

>>173187525
>all aliens should have a single personality for their entire race
Just kys.

>>173187702
And it's fucking garbage that should be axed.

>>173187479
And that's retarded Humanwank

>>173187702
I always though humans were the underdogs with nothing special about them, hence their treatment by the Citadel.

>>173184136
>One of the Kett who starts questioning the actions of other Kett
>They start having flashes of memories of what they used to be, as was hinted to be a thing
>Start thinking that the Kett collective is outright bad but isn't quite sure what the fuck is going on
This is the only way I can see this work, assuming the Kett in question would be one of the transformed Angara. Otherwise there's no reason a Kett would want to join you even if they question other Kett.

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>>173187634
>travel faster than light
>start travelling back in time
>this is what you unironically believe

is there any point in going and looking at all the planets? its annoying as fuck having to fly to each one

this whole new space navigation system sucks balls

FRIENDLY REMINDER : : :

kys = KISS YOUR SELF

This has been a

FRIENDLY REMINDER : : :

>>173186889

I wish it were.

>>173187775
Objectively they are, the special snowflake stuff comes from vague and nonphysical shit the villains praise them for like supposed genetic diversity or ingenuity (neither of which are ever seen or relevant to the narrative).

>>173187775
The enitre story ark from the start was about humans being a unifying force that save the galaxy.

>>173187840
None

>>173187221
Kandros is seems like a good guy, i want him to take Sara out on a date. And then back to his apartment for some good ''venting''

>>173187840
No, there are no anomaly missions this time around so it's just a meager amount of xp / mineral resources.

>>173187840
Wait for the patch when you can skip the flight over. Some of the planets have mildly interesting descriptions, but they're nothing earth-shattering. Just like every other ME game.

>>173187840
Only if you want some free xp.

That's all you get for it really, the other rewards arent worth mentioning.

>>173187804
>>173187634
>>173187397
>>173187194
>>173187358
>>173187037
>>173186889
Is /sci/ leaking?

>>173187859
kys, then kill yourself

>>173185937
I bet Morda will try, but she finds another way to cause havoc if you don't give it to her because BioWare likes railroading you. And you'll have to replace her with someone. If they wanted real consequences, have Drack be a choice but only if you save him during the big Krogan priority mission. And saving him costs someone else's life in the process.

Assuming BioWare is going to give us a hard choice.

>>173187745
>Just kys.

Yeah sure get mad at me for what you said.

Post some screenshot.

>>173187221
>Wanting boring ass Kandros
Fucking no. I want an actual good Turian next game. Generic Turian #546 and Vetra don't cut it.

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>>173187861
Sara deserves to have someone that truly understands her.
No one better than her big bro.

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>>173188081

>>173188079
I'm sorry your reading comprehension is at the level of a four year old.

>>173187862
The Archon thought this but then changed his mind and said it was only SAM that made you special.

>>173188153
I tell you, I was not expecting blizzards to happen when I opened the vault on Elaaden.

>>173188153
fucking elaaden

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>>173187891
>venting

Uh anon...

>>173188170
Says the guy that can't even comprehend what his own statements mean.

>>173187453
>like what was done for the Citadel DLC
I never actually bothered with Citadel, what did they do?

>>173188153
>Pathfinder, I'm detecting a temperature change

>>173188081

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>ywn wake up to see your sleeping frogwife's peaceful face beside you.

Why live?

>Sid makes sure the info about how Addison set up the Three Sabers gets out
>She's still in fucking command of colonial affairs
What the fuck why haven't they exiled her

>>173188415
that's one nasty ass

>>173188309
Do you have brain damage or something? How can you be so unable to follow the discussion?

>>173188286
You get the general idea anon, either up the snatch or inn the backdoor.

>>173187927
ME1 had random planets you could find and do stuff on.

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>>173188415
oops

>>173188576
ME2 had anomaly missions too, just on tighter maps. I have no idea why they cut them completely from here.

>>173188521
>Sure is great they made the aliens more human!
>Yeah aliens being more human, great.
>THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KYS

>>173188503
That really should have been the last straw after the Uprising, trying to stifle the Pathfinder, and Spender.

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I see my first waifu, the best waifu of all time and space, the mattock is in the game, but is my other waifu Cerberus harrier?

>>173188503
The udina of andromeda.
Wait for the third game to shot that cunt.

>>173188740
Only 7.99 Cerberus weapons pack

>>173188740
The Mattock got nerfed to shit like all ARs and the auto fire mods are allegedly bugged and not appearing. Your dream is dead.

>>173188740
The Mattock is shit in this game.

>>173187479
>Wasn't it part of the lore that humans are novel in the universe because there is so much variation within the species, even the archon's log mentions the emotional range of Humans.
It's genetic diversity, fuckwit.

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Someone call for the helghast support from mining bois?

>>173188858
Unfortunate but true.

Revenant is pretty shit too. Can be decent against large enemies though since the inaccuracy doesn't matter as much.

>>173188645
Oh, you are actually retarded. Okay. I'll break it down for you.

>Anon - I like that the aliens have more diverse opinions and personalities instead of all being the same as everyone else in their species. It makes them more human, ie. more realistic, more relatable, more believable. Not literally more human
>You - I'm retarded and don't understand that words can have multiple meanings.

Then I told you to end your pitiful life so the genepool is spared your stupidity. Hopefully you can at least follow from there.

>>173188740
Let me tell you something.
Assault rifle in andromeda are really bad.
Actually the best assault rifle is a motherfucking sniper.

>>173188974
They really, really need to buff ARs, most are subpar.

While they're at boost all weapon damage done by the players, enemies, and allies. By say x2. Enough of this bullet sponge shit, on all sides.

>>173188458
Salarians sleep for 1 or 2 hours.

>>173189004
>It makes them more human

>>173189184
It's a common phrase anon, it's unfortunate that you're too retarded to understand the meaning of it.

>>173188874
No anon, they also speak about the wide range of human emotions, personalities, and how individualistic humans are in the games.

>>173189061
Only Ryder isn't a bullet sponge, but your squadmates are bullet sponges because they behave like idiots and you can't control their behaviors as much as in ME3. The enemies being bullet sponges is really annoying, especially in MP. It shouldn't take 2 fucking pistol mags to kill a basic Kett.

>>173189347
Even if they do, which I do not recall at all, this post >>173188874 is erroneously referring to comments about the genetic diversity of humans.

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>it's another BW apologizes for pandering to SJWs by pandering to them episode

>>173189319
It is a common phrase, apparently one you don't understand the meaning of, because it means exactly what it says.

>>173189527
You are probably actually autistic if you're unable to understand words aren't always literal. You should get diagnosed.

>>173189615
Maybe you should actually try looking up what the phrase means because it doesn't mean what you seem to think it means.

>>173189683
Are you talking to yourself in all these replies? Because that's honestly the only way I can understand this. Nobody could be this oblivious to how wrong they are.

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Real Talk, /meg/.

Why are there no nice big tits in Andromeda? Is there a field or something that makes tig ole bitties impossible? The place is a hellscape.

>>173189521
i hope i live to see the day where bioware snaps and tells their LGBTabcdefghi fans to stop being a bunch of whiny faggots

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>>173189828
But Sara is packing some puffy sweater puppies.

>>173189521
1 handsome Alien for Homos, that's all I ask. Just one to make Homo Scott viable.

It does not have to be Jaal.

>>173189828
Literally because of SJW's.

>>173189828
because there's only one character model per gender/species.

Hey, remember when there was a unique human male model in Mass Effect 3 and it died 10 minutes later?

>>173189849
I can guarantee you a solid 60-70% of fans pushing for lgbtbbq shit are straight or """bi"" white women.

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>>173189828
>tig ole bitties

FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT MEME.

>>173190046
>Straight white women
>Doing anything for the LGBT community
Nice meme anon, I laughed.

>>173189812
>It makes them more human
>Exhibiting traits commonly found in humans.
>That's totally not making them less alien and more human, even though that's EXACTLY what it means.

No, he's a retard who got mad he got called out for praising the game for making the aliens less alien and more human.

>>173188858
what weapon should I use then? i am a biotic and need something that packs an extreme punch in short amount of time (insanity difficulty) that does not weigh a lot

mattock in me 2 is the best weapon of all time outside of the farsight in perfect dark

>>173190148
He's saying they're not doing it for the LGBT community, they're doing it because they're fujoshi cunts.

>>173190198
Isharay or Black Widow for sniper.

>>173190082
Great big tits aren't a meme, they're live.

>>173190148
THE STRAIGHT WHITE WOMAN LOVE SEEING HANDSOME MAN KISS ANON!

>>173190245
This.

They love attention and the lgbt shit is a free ticket for more of it.

>>173189931
I hope they write a well rounded bi male alien in the future, Scott deserves it.

>>173189828
Matriarchs should have big tits.

>>173190198
The passives for weapons are active even if you don't have the soldier profile going. I'm carrying a revenant and black widow while maintaining a 100% cooldown. The Sandstorm semi-auto AR packs a good wallop, but still underperforms by a good bit compared to a sniper.

>>173190196
Fucking hell. He very obviously meant more believable. People say "more human" in this context all the time.

>>173190318
This. Don't need Jaal. A Quarian would be rad.

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>>173189926
Doesn't count, Sara is not for sexual.

>>173190196
He just meant that the characters are more believable and relatable and not just stereotypes based on their species. How are you not understanding this?

>>173190404
We are human, we relate more to humans, that's why we anthropomorphize everything and can't make believable aliens.

What he's talking about and what you are also saying here is about making aliens more human and less alien so they can be more easily relatable.

People do say that all the time, and this is exactly what it means.

>>173190245
And fujos think they get inclusion points for all the pushing bioware to change a character now, if they really gave a shit they would demand for a whole new character instead of changing a existing one. Give them Avitus, i wouldn't even be upset if he was just for Scott.

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>>173190043
But cora got a bigger butt than sara.

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>>173190454
>Sara is not for sexual
She is for sexual, but only with her canon boyfriend.

>>173190604
I hate this romancing the "widow" bullshit, it didn't feel right with Thane it won't feel right here

>>173189926
She's a large B at best. Nothing to write home about.

>>173190260
The tig ole bitties thing was a shit meme song back in the day lad.

>>173190450
Wouldn't mind that myself, some quarian for all of us would be good. Hopefully with a sex scene for both

>>173190580
I'm done arguing with your illiterate retard ass. He was praising them not being walking stereotypes. He used a word that wasn't great for a sci-fi setting, but anyone who's not mentally handicapped could tell what he meant.

>>173190716
NASTY !

Sara is wlw and cares only for Peebee !

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>>173190716
Jaal was built for the bbc.

>>173190769
It was a thing before the song, lad

So what does going early access actually mean? I know the game is rather glitchy but all modern AAA games are like that these days.

>>173190716
I still can't stop laughing when I see that scene
>you're an alien
>no you
>I want to eat your pussy, haha

>>173190746
Yeah i agree, but it would be an already established character but it would have to be done right and after Steve i dont know also. Was throwing out the idea, since a lot of people seem to like Avitus.

I've said it before. Bioware should just write a completely new character that has being bi as just a part of themselves.

>>173190670
Literally the same character model senpai

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>>173190823
If you say so, anon.

>>173190792
He's praising them for being more human and less alien.

Being walking stereotypes would actually be more alien than making them more human. Expecting aliens to be as diverse as humans is a human thing because we find it difficult for intelligent life to be different from us on any level besides the physical.

>>173190928
Did you honestly think a fucking Cuchera headline was anything but clickbait? The game is not literally going early access, its just continuing to get support and minor content additions, like many, many other games.

Is Liam another Jacob?Forgettable?

>>173190978
Nasty shit

Stop posting

>>173191145
Seems like it, but Bioware could still turn it around. His romance just need some treatment in the future Fuck all these fade to black scenes

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>>173190978
Sara is too pretty and pure for anyone but Scott.

>>173191098
Oh, ok.

When is the more detailed patch notes coming out? Tomorrow morning?

>>173191089
You still don't understand what the original post meant man, give it a rest.

>>173191272
You mean the ones with specific balance changes? I sure hope so, but it's still just "later".

So I heard the patch that'll come out after the one they are dropping tomorrow is supposed to "improve" the faggot romances?

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>>173191236
Piss off Scott, go lick Tanns cloaka .

>>173191408
supposedly "changes" are coming

>>173191408
Not necessarily that soon, just "over the next two months".

Where the FUCK is Liara-anon when we need them !

>>173191408
Theoretically. Its supposed to improve a lot of things.

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Is anyone unironically enjoying this game? I pirated it and feel like I should get compensated by Bioware for the bandwidth I wasted downloading it.

>>173191408
I hope it means Reyes will dance with me properly and come to movie night!

>>173190604
I'll take Avitus, besides being handsome and having a cute laugh, he's also pretty cool being a former spectre and all.

>>173190746
You have a point but on the other hand, I'm starting to have a crush on Avitus Rix

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>>173191468
Sara considers aliens nasty and can't help but laugh at all alien names.

>>173191468
Jaal's romance scenes are either too sweet or too awkward for my liking, I get this shit eating grin on my face and cringe all the way through it

>>173191587
Even that cancerous fuck would be better than the thread as it is.

>>173191487
Wanna bet they are making Jaal bi now?
I'm more interested in the improved CC they are promising

Well let's see how much 1.5 will improve the animations.

>>173191612
No, we're all here ironically pretending to like a game we all hate

What are the odds the next big patch fixes the fucking CC?

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>>173191669
Yeah I think they're really sweet but if someone took me to a hidden waterfall and confessed their love for me using flowery language while we were swimming together I'd probably try to drown myself.

>>173191556
>>173191605
They better include a proper fuck scene with Vetra. I wanna hear clip 85 in action.

>>173191825
Burds are for dinner, not for dicking.

>>173191825
That wasn't on the list, they're only looking to improve gay romances for Scott.

>>173191337
I will continue to mock you for praising the game for making the aliens more human.

>>173190748
>That
>B cup
Confirmed for having never seen tits.

>>173191669
Props to Bioware for making the sex scenes as awkward as a sex scene popping up in a move you are watching with your parents.

His romance was really sweet though, probably the sweetest one i have ever experienced in a Bioware game.

>>173191808
>if someone took me to a hidden waterfall and confessed their love for me using flowery language while we were swimming together I'd probably try to drown myself.
I feel like that kind of romantic gesture is something i personally really like, but i'd be more worried about having sex outside on a beach. I dont want sand in my vagina

Is info on Kett society worth the Salaraian bastard's freedom?

>>173191808
I love the face the Ryder twins make during this scene
https://youtu.be/TU4WiDwANOs?t=2m24s

>>173191612
Not anymore.

For one, I don't like playing scott and making all the "wrng" decisions I normally wouldn't make makes me even less invested in continuing the playthrough.

And there's not really any point in playing any more right now until the patch tomorrow.

I'm excited for tomorrow though to see what effect the patch has.

>>173191909
Still kinda dissapointing that Vetra has a fade to black scene, they should fix that. Or really fix all the fade to black scenes. But its easy to see they put all their time and effort into Cora's romance scene.

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>>173191825
Lewd.

>>173191408
Just wonder what they're definition of improve is in this field.

I don't even care about that right now and it'll most likely be disappointing for me anyway.

Fuck that shit, I want to see what improvements were made on the Human/Asari eyes and some Facial Acting and Lipsynch

>>173192094
they should at least take off Ryders pants before while slowly fade to black

>>173191930
>he still thinks only one person has been telling him he's a retard
Wew lad.

>>173192094
They don't know how to make a turian look good naked. I highly doubt there will ever be a proper love scene for turians.

>>173191909
Gay Romance Options they said

Pls be Avitus or Kallo, not Jaal.

>>173191669
>>173191808
To be fair, I think it's supposed to be like that. It's meant to go along with Angara being overemotional, and Jaal even moreso than others. He's supposed to be almost embarrassing as an LI, and his mom is meant to be that embarrassingly open and pushy in-law.

You have moments like his awkward and creepy dead pet conversation and realize that the writers knew exactly what they were doing. The bit of cringe factor wasn't unintended. It's his character.

>>173192230
I wouldn't be surprised if there were multiple autists here that can't comprehend irony.

>>173192286
it's almost 100% gonna be Jaal, unless they got the VA's back and recorded some extra lines, it's gonna be Jaal

>>173192094
>>173192258
This, they have no idea what naked Turians look like, never mind the women. They're probably afraid they'll scare off players if they make her body "too ugly".

>>173192286
They're probably going to fix Gil and Reyes' romances first, then there's a very slim chance they're just going to patch in Jaal's romance with Scott.

>>173192378
Oh look! Another word you don't know the meaning of.

>>173191909
Not yet, anyway.

>>173192286
Kallo isn't happening and Avitus' love just died. Stop posting this 20 times a thread.

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>>173192049
Have they fixed the skin color of the custom characters already? Hard choice to play as a nigger or autistic twins.

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>>173191932
Says guy that believes her bust in a thick sweater of all things approximates her actual size. Stop watching so much anime.

>>173192258
This. We're four games and three romances in and we still don't even know what a turian's hand looks like without gloves. They're going to want to keep it vague as possible.

>>173192112
>Fuck that shit, I want to see what improvements were made on the Human/Asari eyes and some Facial Acting and Lipsynch
That's in tomorrows patch.

>>173192531
That's still not a B, just saggy.

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>>173190938
I thought you guys were joking about that.
>(Deep sultry voice) I want to devour you.
>(Light-hearted voice) In the best way, of course.

Did anyone else encounter a bug where the quest for remnant drive core on Eladeen (the one the krogan colony leader wants to make a bomb of) after scanning the second area? It tells me to find another site, but nav-point stays on an already scanned container.

It shouldn't be Jaal.

>>173192480
>20 times
I think it was half that, were you keeping count?

>>173192461
It's a shame, but if people get scared off by naked turians. Then i guess i have no choice but to take one for humanity Take one big turian cock that is

>>173192635
Look around in the wreckage. There's a datapad or something.

>>173192574
I don't see why they couldn't have done it. Concept art shows that they know what they want naked Turians to look like and they gave us Salarian hands and those were pretty weird looking.

>>173191468
When does this take place? After Meridian?

>>173190746
>romancing the widow
I found Jaheira way hotter than I should have.

>>173192717
not normie enough,a naked turian would actually be the closest thing to "xeno" these people will ever see

>>173192728
Don't all the romances pretty much progress the same way? It happens when all the real sex or fade to black sex scenes happen.

>>173192728
It's from the Sara launch trailer, i think this is supposed to be the beach sex scene. I dont think it actually is anywhere though, i just like the look of it. Much brighter then the beach scene.

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Sara is pure.
Goodnight, /meg/

>>173192887
It's the sex beach scene but they changed the lighting so it was during the day and they put clothes on them.

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What did asari evolve from? Squid...?

>>173192887
>>173192950
Gotcha I was wondering why I didn't see this at the waterfall.

>>173192805
>Three fingers with talons
Nah, I don't think anyone would find it all that weird.

>>173192361
I bet a lot of Andromeda's worst stuff was completely intentional, after all they obviously know what they're doing in Montreal.

>>173193009
retractable penis

>>173192926
Sweet dreams anon.

>>173192583
I know. I want to see what an improvement is to them

This is for all the scott/sara fans out there. Enjoy it you sick fucks. Give me suggestions for the next.

>>173192976
They evolved from a lazy designer's head.

>>173192950
Yeah i know, it's what i was trying to say but failed to get out properly. its 4am goodnight /meg/

>>173192378
The only ironic thing is you trying to tell people that they're using words incorrectly when you don't understand them yourself.

>>173192926
good night

>>173192976

There probably isn't an earth analogue

>>173192609
I estimate based on the size of one of my exes that was a small C large B ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Reminder that Jaal is a literal cuck and to progress in the story Sara will have to leave him for his brother in MEA2.

>>173193110
Thanks anon, good work!

QUICK ANON!

You are in front of the Catalyst, Defeat the Reapers using only words.

Can you do it? I cant, i have autism.

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>>173193110

>>173192976

Mermaids or nymphs.

>>173193198
Her brother* woops

>>173193207
I implore you to reconsider.

>>173193040
I just know how to interpret writing, anon. Just like I know when things were shit but not meant to be. It just takes the basest of observational skills when it comes to BioWare.

>>173193201
Fuck, someone already posted it. Oh well. It was the fic >>173192926 posted.

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>>173192623
Jaal's romance is very... unpredictable, sometimes.
>that banter with Liam about nonspecific erogenous zones

>>173193207
I want to know if you can make a reaper sex bot

>>173193198
People who cucked Jaal didn't have a great track record of living long.
>tfw Sara is abducted by the Kett just moments later

>>173193110
Scott reading bedtime stories to Sara and Sara insisting on acting them out.

>>173193207
How does using synthetics to kill organics solve the problem of synthetics killing organics?

>>173193110
Sara thinks she's pregnant for reasons and cries about the baby turning out like her and wanting to get an abortion.

Turns out it was indigestion or something.

>>173193207
You cannot comprehend us.

>>173193361
This thread has demonstrated pretty clearly that most of /meg/ cannot interpret anything to any reasonable degree.

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>>173193462
>Yeah this older girl I had a crush on when I was younger fell for my cooler older brother and became a mother in our family.
>Oh that must have been awkward.
>Not really, they both died lol.

Jaal's probably used to losing people he cares about but he was so flippant about the whole thing it was kind of funny.

>>173192976
a trope

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peebee didn't scratch my Asari fetish at all.

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>>173192976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFQCYpIHLNQ

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>>173192710
Well tough shit. Restarting the game didn't help.

>>173193715
I mean, if my brother cucked me I don't think I'd be all that sorry if he disappeared forever.

>>173193715
>"they left their children tho"
It sounded like he wanted them to be taken too.

>>173193207
Quick, Catalyst, make a rhyme with "orange."