/dag/ is going extinct Edition
Previous: >>172715601
News:
>the BSN now is gone forever (but there's a backup somewhere so it's not really gone)
>Divinity Original Sin 2 is in Early Access (It will have waifus eventually)
>Tyranny and Andromeda are out
>Pillars of Eternity 2 Deadfire announced (waifus confirmed)
>Cyberpunk 2077 likely out before June 2019
Sales:
NOTE:
>We occasionally discuss other, smaller RPGs that don't have their own generals. This does not mean we are /wrpg/
Dragon Age Stuff:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/n4vGHHHd
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Committing a sin without telling Divine Leliana.
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to listen something!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QpUGCXwOks
Friendly reminder the /dag/ apocalypse is not over yet. The Andromeda stellar winds are too strong.
aww, i thought i was free of this place.
>>173126805
Not so easily, anon.
why are lelfaggots such irritating shitters?
>>173128672
at least they post.
>>173128672
Because the whiny anon doesn't want to be kissed by her.
>>173130748
is this going to lead to gay sex
>>173131141
Only if someone from the audience knocks out Merril and Isabela!
>8 posts
>3 posters
Umm..
>>173134804
the last thread died without a new thread getting linked. probably at least half of our 13 regular posters took the opportunity to escape. i should have done that, too.
>>173135502
Actually, /dag/ gets like6-7regular posters. 4 of them post daily.
>>173134804
Sorry. We're having pretty shitty storms.
>>173135963
Hi!
/meg/ will like Suvi one day..
>>173141567
Why do you care.....
>>173142039
Umm..you are right. *slaps myself*
>>173142201
........ good.....
Post your waifu or husbando!
>>173130748
Is that Lucio?
>>173146950
Hey, I thought that first!
Most annoying people in the thread:
>solaswives
>lelfags
>tripfags
>fake /meg/ refugees
>normies
OK-list
>actual /meg/ refugees
>mr. sword
>liara-anon
>normal waifufags who don't seek attention (Tulpa included)
>people who is currently playing DA and posting results
>creativefriends
>suddenly game/lore discussions fags
>kurwas, rpgs, obsidian, got, etc. fags (no ov*rw*tch allowed)
>>173148000
Mr Sword left us for our sins and will never return
Mr Sword is a false prophet!
whats the best order to do thing in DA:O?
starting my third run and there was an optimal path.
>>173151765
elves -> Circle -> Ashes -> Orzammar
from a difficulty perspective IIRC
>>173152324
ah crap i thought it was always cirlce first, so i did that already i guess i'll do elves next then.
>>173146061
Yes!
>>173146950Lucio is not white, anon.
>>173151765
>Lothering
>Defend Redcliffe
>Mage Tower and the Fade
>Denerim
>Elven Forest
>Sacred Ashes
>and at last, Orzammar
I start Lel Song after leaving Lothering, Warden's Keep in the beginning, Return to Ostagar after Mage Tower and recruiting Wynne, Stone Prisoner whenever you want to see Shale..
>>173156108
>We had several discussions with members of the transgender community, both internally at Bioware
Umm..
>>173156108
What. The. Fuck.
>>173156108
Howe do you fuck up something so simple?
>>173156814
They did the same thing for Krem.People just don't give a shit about trans dudes.
>>173157414
Also Krem wasn't horrendously written (from a trans perspective).
10
So now every poster is present. Who of you is the one complaining about landwhales??
>>173160405
(You) !
>>173157414
Aren't ftm more.. with it? Like, the test can make you rage, but you're probably less like a loose cannon that the basket cases that are men taking female hormones?
The ftms probably just didn't give a shit.
Umm..no one saw anything!
>>173160405
everyone with more then two brain cells.
>>173161804
>then
Please tell me you were trying to be silly.
What is the difference between "landwhale" and "hambeast"?
>>173164032
/meg/ite #1 and /meg/ite #2
>>173164032
synonyms.
>>173163875
When /dag/ is satire.
>>173148802
i can't believe you fuckers let someone get away with slandering Mr. Sword
>>173165024
(((someone)))
>>173165150
i don't care if it was a Lelfag or a Solaswife, you're both part of the reason why he's never coming back! ;_;
Meredith did nothing wrong.
>>173165150
I..I like Leliana.
>>173165338
*hug*
. . .
Tracer...
I...shall partake.
>>173165393
>>173169826
Yes!
We should just rename the thread to /Leliana General/
I guarantee you that it'd never 404 again
>>173170525
>I guarantee you that it'd never 404 again
It probably won't either way as long as the two Leliana anons are here.
>>173175047
DEEPEST LORE.
>>173175047
hate this
>>173178428
In time you will learn to love this
>>173178793
Kiki pls
>>173178793
I..I am scared.
>>173178793
>>173175047
>overtime
>me, our other healer and Reinhardt are on the payload
>"it's high noon"
>he's ten feet in front of us, clearly visible
>our Reinhardt turns
w h y
>>173180734
Back to your containment thread
Uaah, not here! Not in front of everyone! You know nobody but me can see you, they will think I'm crazy! N-no... ahhhh~
I..I like Solas.
>>173179096Kiki hated Barn
>>173180895
n..no
>>173181395
Kiki was still a barnposter
>>173181226
Gross.
>Uninstall mods
>Character suddenly turns cute
>>173181395
and that's why she made that meme to sully his name
>>173181919
This was before you uninstalled them then?
>>173181919
elves suck !
>>173182823
No!
>>173183790
It is not like humans are any better..
post CUTE inquisitors ! !
>>173185031
>>173185078
NOPE !
>>173185156
yes !
that quizzy is a god tier sex queen
>>173185031
someone PLEASE post cute inquisitors
>>173186340
I found a screenshot of him in the archives!!!
>>173186426
>lipgloss
>metrosexual "beard"
>ahegao
uhmmmmm
>>173186895
C U T E
>>173186340
My first character looked okay.
>>173186340
She's cute enough for me.
>>173187730
I bet her ass is flat !
>>173188469
Elven asses can't be flat. Squatting in the woods every time they have to poop proves they have amazing glutes, despite the models.
Her ass is probably doing just great.
>>173185078
lol/10
>>173185554
gross but believably so/10
>>173186426
8/10
>>173187456
creepy eyes/10, would cross the street to avoid
>>173187730
6/10, probably has no ass
um
>>173194887
Horror DLC when
Anon's big gut...
don't know how to put this...so I'll just say it
we've had some fun times together...but that was literally years ago. the spark we had has just completely faded away and there's nothing there anymore. everyone time I look at you now, you're just...there. there's nothing special to see anymore.
to put it bluntly, I'm leaving to see other generals. I've already packed most of my belongings and I have a place booked.
I'll check up on you around e3...stay well and please don't hurt yourself
>>173201137
but...... how will we survive without.... um... whoever you are....
>>173201137
>said he was going to leave 3 threads ago
>still here shitposting
Gettin' real tired of your shit, anon !
Cassandra's big wlw coded feminine penis ........
>>173204557
oh, anon . . .
>>173203392
/dag/ was pretty good for a time after the Solasfags killed themselves and normal ppl came here but now its just patheticly dead.
good night
>>173207173
>normies
>good
This is not my beautiful /dag/
>>173209586
normies actually ask questions about gameplay and sometimes lore. it's stimulating until we run them off because we're weird.
Have you noticed that the people who are the most preocupied with judging and whining about others are often poorly adjusted themselves?
>>173210441
>tfw incredibly attracted to Sera
what's wrong with me
>>173210716
Lots of things, including but not limited to having a shit taste, wanting to be a lesbian, and possibly liking femdom.
>>173211110
You were supposed to saynothing !
: - (
>>173211391
I don't like lying.
>>173211745
i don't think Solas and Cass approve of what she's doing.
>>173211831
Solas is a piece of shit so who cares what he thinks?
>>173212369
back to your containment thread
>>173212452
Go back to YOUR containment thread, newfriend.
>>173212650
>>>/meg/
>>173212720
does that image trigger a lot of people?
>>173212852
Not really because it's clearly ironic and both designs have their shitty parts (Ciri's heels and lack of protection, Cassandra's plastic hair, impractical boots and stupid heart decorations, etc.).
>have lots of free time because of spring break and no work until next Wednesday
>ordered a new grafix processing unit two days ago
>the shop is still "fetching" it from the storage
>will probably only get it when I'm busy again
You can literally drive across my dumb country in five hours, this is annoying.
Just die already...
>>173201137
>One less cancerous piece of shit
There is yet hope
>>173216264
yes !
>>173215595
Trust me, Mission. There are a lot of generals better than /dag/. There are worse, too. But /dag/ is no place for a child to live on her own - even a kid who's got a janny to look out for her.
/dag/ is fucking based
HEY /DAG/ANONS.
>>173201137
I already miss you..
stay blue and true, /dag/gies!!
Red > blue.
>132 posts, 18 posters
Can you please just stop and get a job?
>>173222474
But I already have one.
>>173222507
This.
>>173222346
Who is she?
>>173223005
Annah from Planescape Torment aka proto-Neeshka and proto-Leliana.
>>173223414
Wow! I didn't notice that tail in the previous image.
All things break down over time... all things come to an end. 'Tis the natural order of the multiverse. Who am I to question this?
>>173225016
>>173225440
This is going to be canon in Dragon Age 4. I am not joking.
>>173225753
Mythal is his mother figure, anon. That is like Morrigan and Kieran having fugs.
>>173225846
Solas is a weirdo anon. Plus when Morrigan will fuse with Mythal, she will look a lot younger than Flemeth.
>>173226041
Morrigan won't be so weak to lose her personality tho? Solas is castrated anyway tho?
Umm..
:3
>>173126618
the gryphons will fly again
>>173229780
Can you imagine a griffon animated by nu-Bioware though?
>>173230359
Eh, what's the worse that could happen?
I mean, what can possibly go wrong?
I mean, it can't get any worse than being extinct, right?
>>173230842
There are worse things than being extinct.
Lewd Ash, seeking my Ember.
>>173231614
And so it is that ash seeketh embers....
>>173229074
>>173232675
Yes!
>>173233071
>>173235557
This is one of my favorite solas pics of all time.
Post pics of your Ryder once you've downloaded the eye shader fix patch!!
>>173238827
o-or don't!
>>173238827
can't, i'm a pirate
>>173239284
They improved Suvi! Negligibly..
>>173239284
>fat
>bad makeup
>bad hair
>dedinside
Suvi looks like an Oblivion character.
>>173239284
Post webms of her new tired face in motion.
>>173238827
Is there a flycam for ME:A yet? I'm not going to pirate it unless I can take pics of Cora's ass.
>>173241103
Sorry anon, she's just not very good looking. Maybe mods will fix it.
>>173238827
>>173243652
They just added a bit of black then?
>>173243748
It's called a shadow.
>>173243867
Same shit
>>173244120
uhhm
I've been looking at ME:A's Origin page while DA:I is downloading and it looks like they changed the recommended gpu from a GTX 1070 to a GTX 1060 (3GB even). I wonder if the patch will actually miraculously improve the performance or if it's more BioLies.
my face... isn't tired
>>173244945
Umm... get the fuck out...
Is patch 1.05 alone the reason to buy Mass Effect Andromeda?
>>173245518
At least wait for the gaypatch.
Are the MEA animations actually better now?
>>173245670
this desu
>>173247691
TAKE IT AWAY
>>173247691
*ejaculates*
>>173248039
Are you being ironic?
*cums, ironically, to the thought of being sexually bullied by Solas*
*castrates anon with a plank of splintery wood*
>>173247691
Even that makes her more feminine
. . .
*stretches arms and hits the uninstall /dag/ button*
>getting stable 60+ fps on ultra in Emerald Graves
I'm so happy ;_;
>>173201137
Was this poster my fellow Leliana anon? Am I the only Lel anon left in this dystopia, swimming alone in the eternal sea of void, searching for the blue light.. now that he has gone?
>>173252207
You should leave too if it makes you so sad
Girls, don't fight.
>>173252353
But we need more regular anons..
>>173252993
>leliana cancer
>regular
>>173253196
Anon..
um... describe your ideal date with your favorite /dag/gie I guess...
>>173253382
Comfy murder-suicide.
watching Bull fuck you're waifu and give her more pleasure than you'll ever be able to......
How do we save Dragon Age from nu-Bioware? I don't want Tevinter to turn into a tumblr nation for LGBTQXISHDJKTYUIMN
>>173242436
Yes.
Umm..
>>173255769
Is this how babby is formed??
>>173254746
My biggest fetish since the pasta
Is she cute now?
>>173255769
He looks like a lewd darker Alistair..
>Dead eyes are fixed
>It would be less fun to bully the game now when playing an oudated version
I don't even feel like continuing my download
>>173256235
Yes !
>>173256235
нeт!
>>173256832
Umm..you still haven't downloaded it? The patch also updated the Denuvo version.
>>173256918
translation: yes!
>>173257768
Nē!
Raidan..
>>173259216
*Kaidan
>>173259271
Raiden*
>>173259687
うm
>>173259687
SNAKE.
>>173256263
He's literally gay space alistair.
The other fag option is space zevran.
>>173257134
I play online games most of the time... I guess I will download it over night. Or not.
I'm kinda more interested in getting into PoE. Didn't feel like it before because of the chinese walls of text and overdone worldbuilding just to never see that world ever again. But now that a next game is coming, it might be worth getting to know all that stuff.
>>173259687
Is dead just like the entire franchise
*cuts self*
>someone posts naked Cora's ass on /v/..mods don't delete it
>someone posts a link to a drawing of naked SNAKE's ass..mods delete it
Umm..
>>173261530
I don't understand what's up with janny deleting links either, it's not like he hangs out in a dead general and opens every single one of them to check if it's appropriate for the childs.
h..hey...
>>173261530
The mods always remove gay shit before straight shit. More people report it because >n-no homo!
>>173262238
Someone spamming the report button with multiple IPs..probably.
>>173262258
Anon, I..
>>173262258
*unzips*
Deep dark fantasies...
>/dag/ will never be entertaining without the other Lel anon
>>173264456
It's better off now
>>173265018
The 100s of lewd posts, important /meg/ news, "post your favourite/best.." posts, random Cass/Sera/Lel images, the constant page 10 bumps, etc..
>>173264456
Maybe you should leave too
Is newfag-free /dag/ an attainable dream?
>>173267157
Cute!
>lelfags
>entertaining
>>173260737
>I'm kinda more interested in getting into PoE
The sequel is still a long way off so you're better off getting into erotic visual novels for adults or something.
>>173268213
As opposed to erotic visual novels for children?
>>173267908
Toplel.
>>173268301
There actually are some visual novels without any sexual lovemaking, like those Japanese high school sims where you have to pick a waifu/husbando and improve your skills to impress them.
my "face" is "tired".....
Wanna read a blogpost?
>>173260737
>I play online games most of the time...
Yeah you probably shouldn't try PoE. You may be better off playing something simpler.
>>173268942
My "ass"...
>>173156108
Biocuck strikes again
>>173269187
Anon... "no"...
>>173269078
PoE is for high intelligence gamers such as ourselves
Having played about 200 hours of isometric rpgs this year, I've come to the realization that they're actually really mind-numbing. Sure, they're also fun because you can watch your character grow from being a chump to becoming a demigod thanks to getting increasingly OP items, but the only skill you develop by playing them is picking an optimal place to make your character(s) stand in. Even HuniePop is more mentally stimulating thanks to its dynamic high impact gameplay.
>>173269187
MY ass...!
>>173270161
Okay.
>>173269061
umm we're waiting lol
>>173270354
Dein... arsch..?!
>>173268213
>erotic visual novels for adults
MEA it is then.
>>173270161
I use them as a comfy break from hectic action oriented and/or online games and that works well, but playing nothing but these would eventually bore me too.
>>173270572
Um so anyway one of my friends went to Germany via Erasmus last semester (it's a student exhange program for yuros) and got a 300 euro fine as soon as she opened her laptop because it had a torrent program on it.
>>173270976
>having friends
UH...
>>173270976
. . .
>>173270976
t. normie.
I want neo/dag/ selfies...
>>173271472
that would be appropriating olde selfie culture sweatie
>>173270976
Why did she have to pay that and who said she had to?
>>173271472
>>173271739
>Why did she have to pay
Because Germany has crazy anti-piracy laws.
>who said she had to
The law.
>>173270976
Afaik, in most if not al german student dorms or whatever the fuck it's called in English, it's forbidden to use any kind of torrent and p2p network in general. She should have known that though, she probably didn't inform herself properly.
They can easily detect this by her high traffic, so it's no surprise it didn't take long. I had no idea that the punishment is so harsh though.
>>173271946
*ejaculates*
>>173270891
Cora somehow seems like a downgrade.
>>173273043
How do you even live without the natural human right to unrestricted piracy?
>>173274616
Umm..you'll clean it.
>>173274925
Rude granny..
>>173275150
nope !
.. . . . !
>>173274925
A massive downgrade, just good enoguh to pass some time!
>>173275073
Nobody really cares when you pirate things within your own home and your own internet once in a while. It's just that in student dorms there are extra strict rules. There are very few exceptions where people get punished though and the media usually talks about it, to scare other pirates. But only guys that also upload a lot of stuff. And 300€ is not exactly the punishment you get for that, it's much worse and can also let you end up in prison for years in the worst cases. Some owners of torrent sites got worse sentences than rapists.
>>173275303
>Granny
12 year olds please go and stay go.
>>173275904
Is rape encouraged there yet?
>>173275882
holy shit, yes !
you finally understand, anon !
>>173276276
Umm.."space !" insignia is used by my fellow Lel anon.
>>173276118
Is mommy appropriate?
>>173276735
She's a mother, not a grandmother. That would make sense.
>>173276735
Mommy was never appropriate
>asari ark
>red bloodstains
Um...
>>173277469
*Umms.. in confusion*
Sera!
FAT ____
>>173279313
pussy?
>>173279313
Thom!
>>173279313
KROGAN
https://twitter.com/patrickweekes/status/850136586587066369
what did he mean by this
>>173279620
>umami is a vagina
Haha get it? Haha!
>>173278792
>tfw the only way to stop romancing best girl Sera is to play a male inquisitor
this is suffering
>>173281109
Sera is cute! (kinda!)
>>173281643
She's very exotic.
>>173281409
wth...
Laters..
>>173283286
Cora is an Asari huntress
>>173283352
Is she?
>>173283286
want to hug.....?
>>173283647
yes !
>>173284629
I had no idea...
>>173284837
Too bad she's got a hairy jungle down south
>asariboo
>"mom with a black husband and a minivan" hairstyle
just why
>>173285285
In the future, everyone has had laser hair removal on their bits.
>>173285386
It's THE haircut of front office staff in a Doctor's office in the US.
>>173285518
Uhm, no !
It's canon that Femshep has a 70s porno bush
>>173285670
Well that only makes sense as she's a super dominant amazon. She doesn't shave her snatch, she just claims waifus and shoves their faces down there when she's in the mood
>>173270891
Now all she needs is a massive bulge in between her legs and she'll be perfect.
>>173288238
hmmmmm......
>>173288557
really makes you think....!
>>173290728
Dwarven commoner Warden and Morrigan bonding over their mean moms...
I wish I'd never romanced Morrigan because now on replays I can't choose anyone else
>>173297045
Just eject her from the party asap, then you'll have no choice BUT to romance someone else!
>>173297265
>being rude to Morrigan
Anon!
>>173297045
It's not like there are any good alternatives.
>>173299430
Zevran romance is actually not bad but
Morri >>>>> lit every other Bioware romance
>>173299430
>>173300420
>good
>>173300452
>romance with a literal god
>not good
You on some more shit
>>173300672
>Leliana is a literal god
>>173300420
>>173300796
yes !
>>173300307
I thought you were talking about DA:O only, it's true in that case, I usually go with Morri for male wardens and Leliana -> Zevran for female ones myself. I wouldn't say that Morrigan is the absolute queen of Biowaifus though, other romances by daddy are also pretty good with the exception of Fenris and Anomen (imo).
I thought we all agreed that Leliana was Andraste ?
>>173301804
With all the contributions she did?
>>173302093
Um how many other people can regrow their head after a clean decapitation?
>>173302320
yes !
Yes ! !
YES ! ! !
Think we'll manage to hit 750 posts with 25 posters? That would be something.
>>173304402
What's the significance?
>>173304530
A new low.
Does /dag/ still have strong feelings about wheat?
>>173304974
>witcher trash
/dag/ has strong feelings about you fucking off to your containment thread
>>>/vg/wtc/
>>173305445
I was asking the dagnas, not newfag filth.
What are your favorite tarot cards?
Mine'sJosephine's
>>173308279
+ romanced Cass and Leliana.
Josie's initial card was kind of ugly, no wonder they changed it.
https://kauriart.tumblr.com/image/159048674745
So if the grey wardens know where all the Old God prisons are then why don't they just get the dwarves to tunnel to them and take them out?
>>173309334
Because there are only two dwarven underground cities left and both of them are weak.
>>173309395
Yeah but they could have a team tunnel to the prisons accompanied by grey wardens
>>173309507
Dwarves don't give a shit about the blights, they actually feel relieved when the fifth blight starts because there are less darkspawn to fight. The wardens aren't influential enough to mount a large-scale attack that would get many non-wardens killed, that's why they planned to rely on expendable troops like demons.
>/dag/ suddenly turned good
Hmm..
>>173309334
No one knows where the Old Gods are prisoned. Even the countless darkspawns that search for them in the Deep Roads.
Plus, the Old Gods keep the darkspawn contained in the Deep Roads because of the Calling. If all the Old Gods die, there won't be no Calling, the darkspawn will be free to invade the surface world. It will be a permanent blight.
That is why Solas and Mythal fear the extinction of every Old dragon god. Currently only two of them remain, Lusacan and Razikale. The Watchman of Night (Lusacan's high priest) is already searching for Lusacan to unleash a complete sixth blight.
>>173310765
>/dag/
>ever good
Hmmmmm.... mhm...
>>173311413
>No one knows where the Old Gods are prisoned
I thought the wardens do.
>>173300307
No, that is Leliana.
>>173302093
Defeated the fifth blight, became the left hand of the Divine, became a leader and revived the Inquisition of the Old that sealed the breach and killed Corypheus threatening all Thedas, became the Divine of the Thedas, etc. Literally a better Andraste.
>>173302320
Decapitations aren't canon. You can decapitate Teagan and he magically grows his head the next second.
>>173311824
How the fug would they know? They don't even go to the Deep Roads until they hear the Calling.
>>173312128
*goes to /r/dragonage, makes a Lel thread, gets downvoted, comes back to /dag/*
>>173312156
I don't actually know why I thought that, but I'm not very smart.
>>173312303
did you try /r/LelianaWorshippers
>>173312349
It is okay anon. But remember, the Wardens are ignorant idiots that want nothing but kill the Old dragon gods.
>>173312353
Doesn't exist. Fugging Cullen has a sub-leddit, Leliana doesn't.
>>173312303
You know you have shit taste when even reddit downvotes your waifu.
>>173312690
>hating on Our Girl
how to tell someone is new 101
>>173312353
>>173312540
huh, of all the Origins romances it looks like only Alistair has a subreddit?i didn't look very hard though
>>173312690
Leddit is casual. Majority of them haven't even played Dragon Age Origins, those who have played didn't bother even checking the inn in Lothering. Absolutely pathetic.
>>173312813
Are you my fellow Leliana anon?
>>173312837
even bother*
FUG
>>173312837
>Majority of them haven't even played Dragon Age Origins
Simply not true. :)
>>173312690
Keep in mind that even Seragh has her own subleddit.
>>173312958
Because our guys at r/dragonage didn't like her, they needed a containment reddit.
>>173312837
there are 10s of us
>>173313016
Wow!
>>173312958
all the Inquisition romances have their own subredditexcept Josephine
>Checks /r/seramancers
>95% posts link to tumblr
Umm..
>>173313083
I don't usually browse leddit but I distinctly remember coming across a thread where some dude was whining about how he was being harassed by lesbians because he romanced Josie with a male inquisitor. I guess a community of kiki-kin and vanilla straight dudes just couldn't coexist.
>>173313174
her romance always seemed like it'd fit better for a dude to me...pls no lynch, /dag/.
>>173313318
it only makes sense for a human noble imo !
>>173313318
I like the idea of her with a female inquisitor, but the actual romance doesn't support that at all. The right thing to do is to let her have her noble babbys and continue her family line.
Sera thread? Post exotic Seras!
>>173313532
>>173313620
yeah i agree, i think human male works out best with her. anyone else would probably end up a side piece to her inevitable political marriage, which might lead to the end of the relationship entirely.
>exotic
>>173313819
what the FUCK did you do ?
>>173313819
brownwashing seems just as offensive as whitewashing to me...
>>173313819
It's...actually better
>>173313819
I..I want to kms.
We need to go exoticer.
Anon's silent dead /dag/..
>>173315084
How are we dead, you sweaty bitch?
We've been active as a motherfucker today.
This mod... it was made for me.
>>173315276
Yes!
>play as an elf
>big bad Fenris
>fat Isabela
>male stripper Anders
>HD textures
Any other important DA2 mods I should be aware of?
>>173315334
Why his lewd chest is exposed? Is he going to seduce his patients?
>>173315651
That's where his curative touch resides.
>>173315818
Lewd!
>>173315334
>maymay1588
>large and in charge Isabela
Meow we're talking!
>>173316098
She looks cuter here, minus her fat body.
>>173315334
that outfit looks like a Morrowind mod from 2003
>>173316308
It's the face texture, I can't tell if the mod also gave her chubbier cheeks but she's kind of adorable now.
Dragon age won't suffer the same fate as ME:Aright?
>>173316460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8-HDUBbtgQ
Interesting...
>>173316460
It already did when DA2 came out.
>>173316520
Umm..is she okay? That torso model looks too thin for the human Hawke..
>>173316714
Hawke has the elf body, play as an elf mod doesn't seem to want to cooperate with old saves.
:3
>>173317091
Cute!
Hmmm...
>>173317545
C U T E !
U
T
E
!
>>173317545
Cassandra in her 20s..
>tfw no good Varric and Seb mods
>>173317854
What the fuck did you do to Fenris, you monster?
>>173318751
Anon turned him into an Orc.
>>173312156
Wait, no, they actually DO know. That was the whole point with the rituals they were doing with magister Erimond in Inquisition: the Wardens know where the remaining Old Gods are, but cannot reach them because of darkspawn, traps and crumbled Deep Roads, so Erimond suggests them to use demons and blood magic to finally reach them and annihilate them once and for all.Pity it was a terrible plan, because the darkspawn would have gotten even madder and poured out onto the surface to desperately look for other dragons which are now living everywhere in Thedas thanks to Flemeth and Yavana
>some of DA:I hairstyle and outfit ports actually move
I'm impressed.
>>173318751
>Of all Hawke’s crazy companions, Fenris is probably the most paradoxical. He’s a snarling, bloodthirsty bigot, who nonetheless risks his life on a daily basis in defense of the mages he hates. He can’t read, but he’s bilingual, has diplomatic savvy, and knows his way around a wine cellar. He wields a sword the size of a barn door, but… he has to stand on tiptoe to make out with Hawke.
>And that last bit just bugged me. IMHO, Fenris is the coolest cat in Kirkwall, and DA2’s most interesting romantic prospect. But after all that angst, when poor Hawke did finally lock lips with her enigmatic elf, she looked like a rugby prop wrestling an eight year old. Which, really, is all kinds of wrong.
>Clearly something had to be done!
Tl;dr vanilla Fenris is an 80 year old and needs more sex appeal.
What a beautiful noble lady.
I played a bit of pirated ME:A earlier today and DA2 somehow seems really comfy in comparison. Anyway, I'll stop flooding /dag/ now.
>>173318910
Okay I researched a bit and apparently in the book, the Calling, it is mentioned that the Grey Wardens know the location of the Old Gods. The book doesn't mention how tho.
The darkspawn seeking out the Old Gods is linked the Calling, right? And the surface dragons don't emit the Calling, they would be safe from the darkspawns..
>>173319819
linked to*
>>173319819
It's not clear what the Calling exactly is, but I'm sure it's said in the games that the Archdemons are just normal dragons before being corrupted by the Taint. We don't know if the dragons on the surface can emit that same kind of "signal", but if they can, it would probably get hushed by the stronger Calling of the dragons underground, which are closest to the darkspawn.
If those dragons were killed, then the darkspawn would be able to sense the dragons on the surface and would pour out. But even if the dragons on the surface don't use the Calling, the problem would be the same: the darkspawn's only purpose in life is to search for an "Old God" to corrupt, so without one they would get insane and do anything to find another one. If they caught a glimpse of a dragon on the surface, they would think they found one and would never return underground.also dragons returned back to Thedas only recently, during the Orlesian-Fereldan war, and that's exactly the time when shit started going even worse for Thedas, with the Veil getting progressively weaker and the darkspawn gaining strength and numbers in the Deep Roads
>>173314084
Why does she look like a brown version of that child that played Joffrey on GoT?
>>173315334
Healing assholes with his penis since his Kirkwall arrival?
>>173322184
>Archdemons are just tainted normal dragons
Nah, a tainted normal dragon was Corypheus' dragon we killed in Inquisition.
The Old dragon gods buried in the earth are primordial dragons that ruled the skies before time immemorial. I guess the normal dragons would be their children. The Titans ruled the earth like the Old dragon gods ruled the skies. The Evanuris hunted both of these groups down to extinction. According to my theory, Mythal tried to stop the other Evanuris from completely destroying the Old Gods and the Titans and in the process she got killed.
I also don't know what the Calling is and what's its purpose, but it's unique to the 7 Old dragon gods and the Titans. The darkspawn are drawn towards these 7 Old dragon gods because of the Calling. The Titans can call too, their blood, lyrium and red lyrium, sings just like the Calling but the song is completely different. The surface dragons are just normal dragons being repopulated in the world somehow by Mythal, Yavana. Morrigan would follow her steps too.
>DAI turned out better than MEA
How did it happen?
>>173324317
that Edmonton/Gaider/Weekes magic
also no Mac and EA didn't rush out its release despite clearly being unfinished
https://youtu.be/pV01EMQOt2I
Kieran...
DA4 is going to be a fucking masterpiece!
Installing Andromeda, what am I in for?
>>173324935
Pure and 100% unfiltered memes and tumblr blog tier writing.
*sells Solas to a Tevinter noble*
oops!
>>173325161
>oops!
Anon, he is Solas. The elf with petrification sight.
>>173324912
>tfw no DA anime series
>>173325471
After the Mass Effect one?
Good.
Dragon Age anime..nope!
>>173324912
I'll never forgive them if they mess up Tevinter
>>173324935
>only armor in on biceps
w..what
>>173326407
Rude anons like holding her biceps a lot. I don't know why!
and........
*banishes Leliana to the Fade*
.............there!!
>>173327561
*gets pushed easily out by the grace of the Maker*
>>173327561
>random spirit of compassion takes Leliana to the Golden City
>she slaps fake Andraste out of the Golden throne and takes her position
I knew she was Andraste!
>>173327561
Or maybe I jumped!
ME:A is so boring it's making me want to play DA2.
>>173329705
It's true!
>>173329705
Cancer performance.
Should I stay true to my love of pornstars and romance Cora or should I make the /dag/ choice and romance Garret-Zevran?
>>173330305
I would take Pee Bee over Cora.
>>173330579
this desu
>>173330305
Cora is boring, go for anyone else
yes !
>>173330909
Literally no LI's seem appealing to me, guess I should just make a sliderfu and go with Jaal for comedy purposes.
https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/850374009086783488
>>173330305
Peebee unironically has a good romance
How does one get this sort of scar?
>>173331973
Want one...
>>173332165
>white hair
>>173332265
I tried to recreate my waifu but gave up because it's impossible.
>>173332493
Ciri is NOT for waifuing.....!
>>173333649
t. Geralt
>>173332082
She reminds me of Atton, namely the smelly, irritating parts of him.
>>173334912
She's kind of annoying and certainly not pretty but she's growing on me. At least, her romanced form is. It's cute as fuck when you finish her loyalty mission. She tells you to come to her room, then runs off and leaves you with her bot. The bot plays a pre-recorded message where she basically pours her heart out
>>173337346
wow....... bioware's first autistic romance.....
>>173337508
We're a perfect match!
Cassandra sliding her thin feminine dick into Cora's massive urethra...
>>173340939
The lewd anon is gone, anon..
ME:A is so badly optimized, I'm getting lots of stuttering and lag on a gtx 1070 even with most settings on medium. I guess my old CPU might be partially responsible for that but most other demanding games still run fine. I hope DA4 won't be this shitty.
>>173342642
That's weird. I have a 1070 too and haven't really had any problems
>>173342642
I am suffering with 40 fps on a 970..
>>173342232
I'm right here!
>>173343026
That's still better than my constant 20-30 fps in the first area.
>>173342642
What's your CPU?
>>173343516
Oh..I mean..um..okay!
>>173344158
i7-4770S@ 3.10GHz, a bit below the recommended specs.
>>173344523
That should not be the reason.
>>173345037
I don't know, DA:I was pretty CPU-intensive.
>>173345680
Andromeda is much more cpu intensive. I get like 100% usage on all my 4 cores.
>>173332165
By having a fiery hot mesh grate pressed on your face?
>>173345969
BioWhy
Suvi I am coming!
>>173346859
you look like an animu character
>>173347949
Umm..yes.
I changed her hair and eye colour so she looks normal.
>>173346859
god i wa t to slap he
>>173346859
>that obnoxious smirk
Kidnapping whiny anon and feeding him to a bunch of red, wild and angry Lelianas!
I guess anons weren't lying about the tumblr blog tier writing.
>https://youtu.be/0IUwtMcSboM
/dag/na irl
>>173350850
Show your character!
>>173351000
Nothing special.
>>173350947
Replace crown with "Leliana" and queen with "whiny anon".
>>173351103
>lore accurate chasind Morri
whoa!
>>173351378
>Morrigan
>blue eyes
>>173351378
How the fuck do you see morrigan in this?
>>173351468
Oh he fugged up.
>>173351320
whiny anon Leliana
>playing as a girl
...lol
>>173351970
t. fat neckbeard
>>173352059
t. fat neckbeard rping as a girl
Girls, shut the fuck up.
>>173351970
umm disrespecting agps is a hate crime
>WW3 will be raging before DA4 comes out
Great job, Trump supporters.
>>173352905
>"World War"
Lol.
>>173353000
Weekes will have to fight at the front...
Return player of DAI here. Beat the game twice when it came out. few questions:
- Aside from Trespasser (which I'm getting), which of the two story DLC's are worth it?
- Have they fixed the exploits for material cloning and mass XP dumps?
- Have they fixed the bugs where some of the puzzle pieces got lodged in walls?
- Have they patched in more hair options?
- Is Arcane Warrior still OP in SP?
- Is Sera's specialization still OP in SP?
- Are these Trespasser trials interesting?
- Can you still get all epic schematics by only picking one item out of Suledin Keep (or whatever that endgame dungeon was called?)
- Can you finally bone the cute Dwarf lady voiced by Ali Hillis?
- Does that exploit for changing dates still work for finishing war table missions?
- I was planning on getting spoils of the Qunari but wiki says having Trespasser installed gives it lesser bonuses, how does that work?
Cheers lads.
>that femtur with Cass's voice
I wish I was playing her game instead...
>>173353291
>Descent
>No
>No
>No
>No
>No
>Kinda
>Dunno
>No
>Yes
>Yes
>>173353530
So wait you can still material clone? I heard that got patched out?
Also, how did they nerf Arcane Warrior and that Potion-chucker specialization?
Also, that list question didn't get an answer.
You're cutting this a little short, anon.
>>173353291
>Aside from Trespasser (which I'm getting), which of the two story DLC's are worth it?
Neither of them have anything to do with the main plot but Descent has some dwarf lore. It's better to just watch the ending on youtube though because 95% of the dlc is a boring dungeon crawl.
>Have they fixed the exploits for material cloning and mass XP dumps?
Yes.
>Have they fixed the bugs where some of the puzzle pieces got lodged in walls?
Yes
>Have they patched in more hair options?
No.
>Is Arcane Warrior still OP in SP?
>Is Sera's specialization still OP in SP?
Both got nerfed.
>Are these Trespasser trials interesting?
Not really. The one that gives you double the negative approval is good if you want to see rare scenes.
>Can you still get all epic schematics by only picking one item out of Suledin Keep (or whatever that endgame dungeon was called?)
You can just buy them in Trespasser now, I think.
>Can you finally bone the cute Dwarf lady voiced by Ali Hillis?
No.
>Does that exploit for changing dates still work for finishing war table missions?
Yes
>I was planning on getting spoils of the Qunari but wiki says having Trespasser installed gives it lesser bonuses, how does that work?
No idea.
>>173353291
Descent is fun if you want a long dungeon crawl + dorf lore, skip JOH it's just Hinterlands 2 plus a nerdy cannot have husbando
no new CC options but there are alternative casual outfits
specializations got nerfed
trials are a decent way to change things up
if you flirted with Harding and didn't romance anyone's else, there's one line about it in Trespasser, so not really
both Spoils of DLC armors look awful on anyone but the Inquisitor or the girls and should be skipped on those merits
can't speak for anything else
I hope Trump won't accidentally nuke my favorite anon after he starts a war with Putin...
>>173354230
Don't worry, I'm in America!
>>173354230
But I live in the USA!
>>173353871
>>173353890
So did they balance the specializations or is another one now OP? I did a Warrior + Mage run last time (Mage as Spirit Warrior on Insane)
Do you need to start Trespasser to buy the schematics?
Also, I want the Spoils of the Qunari 'cause I am planning on a Qun-loving Qunari character and the gear look very fitting, unless they added another great Qunari outfit in the meantime?
>>173354230
>>173354320
>>173354324
This 2bh.
>>173354320
>>173354324
>>173354416
Don't worry anon, I don't live anywhere near Trump or Vlad.
>>173354353
>So did they balance the specializations or is another one now OP?
Most of them got nerfed but Tempest, Artificer and KE got hit especially hard. However, Reaver is less useless now thanks to some mew skill upgrades.
>Do you need to start Trespasser to buy the schematics?
Yeah, there's a shop in it. But there's also the golden nug feature which syncs all schematics across your characters so you can just use it with your old saves and get the schematics on a new character.
>unless they added another great Qunari outfit in the meantime?
They didn't, most of the new armors actually look pretty stupid on the qunari.
>>173350850
meeting Addison is possibly the worst writing in the game.
>>173354530
That's great, anon.
>>173355013
Heт.
>>173354724
>Most of them got nerfed but Tempest, Artificer and KE got hit especially hard. However, Reaver is less useless now thanks to some mew skill upgrades.
That's discouraging. What's the new best way to do Insanity then? Actually struggle?
Also, when you say it syncs between all your characters, does that mean I can get a superb schematic on my lv.1 dorf Inquisitor if I sync it as my lv.26 mage?
>>173355290
>What's the new best way to do Insanity then? Actually struggle?
Well, KE is still pretty OP even if you can no longer solo dragons but I'm pretty sure you could still do insanity with any class, especially if you decide to get the dlcs and get some OP gear.
>Also, when you say it syncs between all your characters, does that mean I can get a superb schematic on my lv.1 dorf Inquisitor if I sync it as my lv.26 mage?
Yes, the only problem is getting enough materials to craft them at low levels.
>>173355525
Cheers anon, have another image I saved two years ago.
An Anon came back... and will never be seen again...
>>173355660
This brings back memories.
>>173355759
I have better things to do than sit here and arguing who's the better waifuWhich is Isabela, by the way
>>173355982
>Isabela
Anon, that is NOT how you spell Leliana
>>173356030She's a close second
>>173356030
Yes! But Isabela is great too!
>>173356132
I..I don't want you to stay anymore...
>>173356386
>>173356296
Hardened Leliana is objectively best divine
>>173356386
I want him to stay, tho
>>173146061
best witchfu
>>173356516
Umm..I prefer the softened one. Cassandra too.
>>173356787
*bitchfu
>>173357082
Not entry level enough for you perhaps
>>173356910
I feel like Cassandra is better off rebuilding the Seekers
Iron Bull's undermoob...
>>173357694
Do you think he stores snacks under his tits?
>>173357694
Yes bas, I know you like to fondle with them.
>>173358995
I miss Polly (rip)
>>173359303
Who was Polly?
>>173358995
/dag/ was a better place once...
>>173358995I found a pic of my foot in one of my old phone pic folders a few weeks ago and I'm 95% sure I took it for /dag/but I never posted it
>>173359781
Good
>>173359630
Garret-like russian (?) who had poor english and posted a ton of polls and was probably killed for being bisexual
All things come to an end..
>>173359781
>not sharing your footfie with the dagnas
>>173359781
>>173360995
Samefag
>>173358995
Mousey?
>>173360995
You fucks already got my head and my hand.I don't want tulpa to summon me with some Leandra-tier voodoo bullshit
>>173361454
/dag/panion
>>173361454
Newfags...get...out.
The thing I miss most from /dag/ is ______
>>173361834
a photo I took of my hand pointing to a Witcher guide...
>>173361834
The slumbering ancient legendary Lel anons that roamed /dag/ before time immemorial.
>>173361834
Our Drawfriends
>>173362269
Noooooooooo RP!
>>173362319
What aboutLARPing?
i love you all ! ! !
>>173363101
I love you too, as long as you stay here locked in this hellhole with me!
see......... ya..............
umm is Isabela black??
>>173367209
She is definitely not white.
>>173367209
NO !
remember me?
>>173367809
>Another settlement needs our help
>>173352245
What's that?
>>173352905
See you in the void.
>>173353827
Beautiful.
>>173367946
get your shitty FO4 memes out of her!!
>>173367946
Preston!
>>173368069
Out of whoM...
>>173368239
>whom
god damnit, for the rest of my shitty life whenever i read that word i am going to remember Foster 'my face is tired' Addison
So uh, do you think Leliana lets the Warden eat her ass?
........................................................................
>>173368583
how've else can l'esbians have sexe
>>173368583
It's not like he wants anything to do with shitlana's dirty behind. He licks Zev's butt all night long and it smells like roses.
Can we talk about cute things instead?
I'm..... arresting Leliana for crimes against the Maker
>>173361532
But who was anon?
>>173368583
He killed her.
>>173367809
>cute face
>good facial hair
>no shitty bald cap
Is this really DA:I...?
>>173368929
I thought we were . . . ?
>>173369000
But anon, Andraste has committed no crimes against the Maker!
>>173369078
>He killed her.
Yeah, one more reason I really wanted a Warden cameo. Imagine HoF meeting her again after cutting her head off 10 years ago. That would be even more awkward than ME:A's lesbian flirt scene.
>>173369214
um let's see.....
>existing
nope! she has!
Leliana is Andraste !
http://www.biowarestore.com/peebee-collectible-pin
>>173369590
*dead
>>173369373
>U-uh... I knew you would make it, I went easy on you!
My anons..why would you bully her? I wouldn't even pinch her cheeks let alonedecap-something her.
>>173370037
Why not? She's shit
>>173370251
Say that again I dare you.
>>173370251
True.
>>173370587
I..oh.. *quietly leaves /dag/, whimpering*
>>173371743
Tone it down there, Erik.
>>173372273
Sorry
>>173372347
>/dag/nas actually listening to me
Well, shiver me timbers.
Did this drawfriend ever finish his art?
>>173372273
>>173372347
What's going on here?
>>173373492
/dag/gies trying to sexually violate Divine Victoria
>>173373612
H..hey, that's not ok...
>>173373779
What if she likes it
>>173374220
Vivienne is NOT for depravity!!
>>173374278
>Vivienne
Pff !
There is only one Divine Victoria, anon !
>>173374368
yeah and her name is Cassandra Allegra Portia Calogera Filomena Pentaghast
>>173374898
Yes !
>>173374898
This.
Cassandra is the only true option for Divine.
>>173375053
No !
>>173374898
Yes !
post /dag/'s ideal male
>>173375704
Oh shit. There's another thing from Liara in the late game
>>173375704
>>173375768
*male (((male)))
>>173376229
Yes !
>>173375704
>>173376362
No !
>>173374898
Cassandra Allegra Portia Calogera Filomena Pentaghast is a wlw and loves Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon !
>>173376948
>witcher trash
back to your containment thread
>>173377158
I love you, too !
Marjolaine...
>>173378937
No !
>>173379936
N..Yes !
>>173383389
Marjolaine was a slut and a fiend who was not worthy to lick Our Girl's heels !
why are lelfags so _____
>>173383674BASED
>>173383714
t. lelfag
>>173383775
yes !
>>173383674
Incessant?
Makes me feel like dive bombing the general with Cullen pictures, but I'm reigning my shit in.
>>173383892
Leliana a best but a Cullen is okay, too
>>173383674
Triss-like . . . ?
>>173383976
FUCK THAT
>>173383967
About this time again, I guess.
it is a boy!!
What's your ideal /dag/na male?
someone post some fucking lewds
>>173384506
You!
>>173384506
Someone who's not a lelfag.
>>173384506
anyone who will leave me naked in a barn and has serious identity issues!
/dag/nas are not for lewd
>>173385035
bullshit
>634 posts
>36 posters
>>173385518
fuck yeah baby
>>173384506
Me !
>>173383892
>>173384243
Haven't seen you in a while.
>Gil (the gay engineer) ends up hooking up with and having kids with his female best friend if you don't romance him
I have no words.
>>173389831
>gay
>drops a load in a woman
This does not compute.
>>173389969
This is her
>>173389969
>drops a load
>implying they would leave fertilization to chance when repopulating a new galaxy
That shit is getting bastered straight through the cervix.
>>173391563
Uh . . .
>on Eos
>getting 30-40 fps on ultra/high
>still only 60-70 fps with everything on low and a 720p resolution
It's like my computer itself is telling me to play something that's not garbage.
>>173392123They use special turkey basters that incorporate micro mass effect fields to jettison semen way up there
>>173389831
Is the best friend a straight woman? If so, why can't she fuck someone who's not repulsed by her?
>>173393494
This !
There's a lot of dick roaming Andromeda, she doesn't need to rape a homo
>/dag/ meet
>>173395021
nasty
actual /dag/meet
>>173395302
holy shit anon you need to delete this
>>173395535
*delets her from existence*
/dag/'s unbelievably low poster count has left me in despair!
>>173397541
I actually thought that 36 was a lot
>>173397601
It's 50+ in most /dag/ threads, which is already a small number for /vg/. For example, /mbg/ and /gsg/ always get 100+ posters.
>>173397601
When will you learn anon? Every day most posters count again even when not changing their IP in the meantime.
>>173397757
we should just end it
let this be the last thread
no one cares about dragon ageor Our Girlany more
>>173397845
I'm actually fine with you leaving.
>>173397823
This, 10-15 is our actual number and way more realistic. It's basically always the same autists doing the same posts all day long, where would all those 36 posters even be?
>>173398182
>the /tesg/ lore general on /tg/ that only gets made on weekends already has 33 posters
I guess Dragon Age just doesn't have a lasting 'tism appeal. I don't particularly mind the dedness though, one of my /vr/ generals recently had a thread that lasted for 38 days before hitting the 500 post limit.
>>173397845
I care! Now smile!
>>173398046
>witcher trash
fuck off to your containment thread, mother goat shitter
>>173401328
This is very good but I don't believe for a second that that is a real person
>>173402135
Yes!
http://milliganvick.deviantart.com/
>>173402380
wow !
>>173353454
that's the one married to the guy who was in jail right?
Niad shurid!
>>173408127
>Aliens
So fucking digusting.
>>173408127
What are they doing?
>>173408598
Lewd thingsThe melding scene is actually pretty cool but she looks legitimately nightmare inducing with the black eyes
>>173408675
I'd say it's an improvement.
>>173408803
Maybe I'm just used to her normal look by now then
>>173409041
There are lots of questionable things about the way things are designed in this shitty game, but Peebee's green eyes (and eyebrows) bother me the most. I'm not an asari fan by any means, but Liara's big blue eyes were easily the most attractive things about her (followed by her other yuuge blue orbs). Why give the new asari LI human-looking eyes that also clash with her purple color scheme to boot? I just don't get it.
>>173410003
>waah why don't all asari look the same
>waah why the asari with a human recessive gene from an ancestor has human-looking eyes
>>173410003
I don't know, I thought her eyes were a lot more alien looking than Liara's. They're a really weird shade of green, and they're ridiculously large. Liara's obviously look better, but that's true of just about everything for Peebee
As someone that's played through almost the entire game with her, the only really /bad/ thing about her is how similar she is to Liara. She's basically quirky Liara with a few differences
>>173410393
Her dad was an elcor
>>173388836
Shows how sneaky I am, I guess. I've been here all along.
>>173390615
She doesn't look cute enough to go straight for, desu. Kinda more likely to spend life being a groupie at Eminem concerts.
>>173398514
It's easier to keep up with things now, at least.
>>173410393
Uh, didn't humans only make contact with the other races 26 years before ME1? Are you saying that Peebee is an actual toddler?
>>173410735
Maybe she wasn't in stasis the entire time for the trip
>>173410556
I haven't played enough to form an opinion about any of the followers to be honest, but so far the only character who surpasses their original version is Cora's ass who is better than Miranda's thanks to ass physics. I actually restarted the game with a male Ryder for it.
>>173411442
Liam is better than Jacob too, but that isn't really much of an accomplishment
By the way, even if you ignore most of the side quests, it's worth doing the one where you collect Ryder Sr.'s memories or whatever if you care at all about ME lore. There's some reasonably interesting stuff that you only get to see if you do that quest
I had to deinstall ROTTR to make more room for MEA... sorry Lara...
>>173411631
I think I'll just watch it on youtube because I'd really like to finish the game until Wednesday.
>>173411702
What's wednesday
>>173411818A day of the week
>>173411879
Who will keep this place ALIVE after Wednesday?
>>173412389
Weekes is just acting nice and understanding just to crush all your feelings by killing all your favorite characters in brutal ways in DA4. Except my waifu.
>>173412782
>implying Leliana can be killedJust kidding, she's not my favorite character.
Liam..Cora..stop talking for a while.
>>173395302
Please post more.
>>173415643
Here!
>>173416589
*beheads*
>>173416997
Go on...
>>173417185
*beheads her resurrected headless corpse*
>>173417375
How do you think she reattached her head? Superglue? Using a big stapler?
>tfw too busy playing Andromeda to care about Leliana
>>173417904
Double sided tape
>>173418019
But apparently not enough to not post
>>173418160
Wouldn't that make her neck super sticky?
>>173418245
Yes!
>>173418271
Not wrapped around, just cover the stump in double sided tape, then drop the head on top
>>173418376
Does that mean her head receives no blood? That's actually kind of hardcore.
>>173418529
She probably doesn't even need blood anymore since she's basically just a walking corpse. The head-attached-to-neck thing is entirely cosmetic
While Josh is aging like fine daddy wine, Chris is well, not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_G0HHLtxBQ
>>173418643
Would be better without it 2bh
>>173418376
The double-sided tape temporarily stabilizes the head on the body, while the lyrium within her body activates continued cell growth. The stumps fused together by the tape quickly begin to grow through it, connecting and reactivating life.
/nonsense
>>173418473
>>173418643
That would explain why she goes from being a miniskirt wearing slut in DA:O to dressing prudishly in DA2 and DA:I. It's to hide her decaying flesh.
>>173418959
Deepest lore.
>>173418752
>bullying Chris
What is wrong with you...
>>173419495
I am bullying incarnate.
>>173419743
You wouldn't bully me, would you?
>>173412389
>tfw no gay werewolf romance
>>173419827
Unless you only showed up here this month, I probably already have.
>>173419925
Lewd!
>>173419743
>>173419827
>>173419883
It's already exists.
>>173419925
Rude!
Someone PLEASE reset their phone's wifi so that we can have "40" posters...
>>173420225
No!
>>173419827
Do you like what you see?
>>173420450
Try to be faster next time, you silly plebian.
Thank you...
>>173420514
41 > 40
Prove me wrong
Can a relationship between a reanimated zombie with re-attached body parts and a man who lives in a different dimension be meaningful?
right = default DA:I
left = modded
>>173421713
Right - friendly, nice, approachable, likes to have fun.
Left - stuck up, arrogant, mean, posts on reddit.
>>173421138
I guess it depends on how many of her memories of you were destroyed by brain death, the damage to the brain centers that process love and associated them specifically with you.
>>173421713
*orders 1 year worth of Pore Delete™*
Oh my god thanks for showing me the light my life did a 360°
>>173420438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka-nXPpkNQk
>>173422987
Logically thinking, there's nothing from stopping you from deleting your pores by yourself without Pore Delete™.
hehehe... *deletes /dag/*
>>173423698
10 posts from now we can finally let it die
>>173422759
If you think about it your brain is just a hard drive and the love for your waifu is just a file that can be easily damaged so that it doesn't work anymore...
>>173424192
That just mean you can fall in love with your waifu anew. Or realize that she's actually trash and feel embarrassed of old you.
>>173420085
um I meant a romance with actual characters, not those Bethesda things
>>173424192
My brain is broken and I still can't make love for waifu go away!
>>173424192
>Not having a waifulove(copy).2D saved in your brain area for backups
Casual detected
>>173424192
Organics are weak. Their consciousness is coded in a small bunch of brain cells. Destroy those cells and organics are just a husk without an identity.
>>173424992
Life is ultimately meaningless and love is a brain malfunction.
>>173425091
It's not a malfunction, it's supposed to ensure reproduction and taking care of your spawn. However the brain can fuck it up and aim this at 2d characters that aren't and never will be real.
>>173424497
I feel the same way about anime.
>>173423226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKcPVDiI0SA
>>173425353
There's no reason for humans to feel about it so strongly though, something clearly went wrong during our evolution.
What is love...
>>173425354
anime looks all the same after some time, always has girls trying too hard to be cute and obnoxious and weak ass protags
I'm making a thread and you can't stop me!
>>173425818
Yes...
>>173425884
Make it about LELIANA!
>>173425989
t. lewd lelanon
>>173425884
CONE OF COLD