League of Legends General - /lolg/

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MATING

PRESS

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comfy bfs~

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>>173117384
>let's rub our guns together

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Mating Press.

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POST FILENAMES

Xayah has a cute penis

>Riot makins skins for old champs with shit animations
It's like getting a brand new set of wheels for the car that's been sitting in a garage untouched for 20 years and leaving it there for another 20.

You'd think Riot would make skins for newly reworked champions to capitalize on the interest but no, the second you get reworked you get zero skins. At least Shen has a sub zero and a scorpion skin.

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Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

you know, for somebody who hates humans, human nature, etc. Xayah has a weird obsession with shopping and manufactured goods.

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>>173117840
>Not using all caps

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Crazy is cute and tight

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>>173117887

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*blocks your path*
nothing personnel kid
*wins worlds again*

>TWO Lee Sin dashes, can also be used on the same ally twice
>Dash also heals both you and an ally if you land Q first
>mini-Malphite ult
>Damages and charms any enemies just for TOUCHING them during your ult that gives you 50% movespeed

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>>173117958

>>173117945
Yes she is emo. She says she hates everything because she thinks it's cool.

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so lolg are you the same bodytype as your main?

>>173118051
I wish I was a girl

>>173118074
girls are gross tho

>>173118051
Not even the same gender.

>>173118031
Sounds like my gf

>>173118051
>Jax
>Not "Eggplant mode"

>>173118051
if I main Yorick

>>173118128
But I wanna be a NEET girl with no friends so I can touch myself excessively

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>>173117887
>>173117887

>>173118051
is there an inbetween term for ottermode and builtfat? I'm not as swole as builtfat (yet) but i'm also not as skinny as ottermode because I refuse to fix my diet

>>173118074
Put on a skirt and you are

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>>173118128
You got that right.

>>173118074
put a skirt on and you can be MY girl~

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>>173117887

>>173117897
well I'm not even that good with Camille I barely play her, but with Teemo.
Man, with Teemo, that nothing beats that satisfaction.
I don't even care if I lose the game. Its all about make you feel as miserable as humanly possible in lanephase, and make columbine look like a fucking joke next to it.

Listening to those new champion dialogues is like stumbling on Zoe Quinn's sex tape. fucking hideous.

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>>173118193
>>173118240
I-is this how it really works?

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>>173117707
>twn be a Cosmic Reaver Mordekaiser skin

Suffering

>>173118227
>bodily functions and nature is gross
You remind me of that 'do women actually poop?"

>>173118318
regular people wont consider you a girl, but I can make you feel like one cutie

>>173118323
>no cosmic Reaver Morde
>no Dark Star Morde
>no Dread Nova Morde
>VGU will probably look like shit, go full gay ass bara mode, and remove YOU ONLY HAVE TO CLICK ONCE FOOL

>>173118318
As long as you're okay with me wearing a skirt too.

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>>173117887

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>>173118318
No and posting anime girls doesn't make you cute either.

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>>173118323
I'm kinda scared for the VGU, even if it's good they're either going to drop the passive or the ult if not both.
>>173118406
>No pic related

>>173118486
>Jealous because he can't be a cute girl (male) like us
Don't listen to him anon

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>Tobias in Masters

welp

>>173118475
FUCK

this is fucked up

>>173118492
>I'm kinda scared for the VGU

I'm convinced his VGU will either be GOAT or WOAT.

>even if it's good they're either going to drop the passive or the ult if not both

This is EXACTLY how I feel. If they were removing one and I had to choose, I'd probably choose to keep his passive, but I can totally see Riot going "Well his passive was just too unhealthy and oppressive for us to be able to balance, so here's a brand new passive that is gimmicky and unfun"

>>173118492
I already know they'll drop the ult.

I'm okay if they drop Morde's current specific passive IF the new kit manages to keep the general playstyle his current passive fosters.

Morde's kit is basically 4 extremely basic and fucking boring abilities which synthesize into a fairly unique playstyle because of his passive. They can do ANYTHING with the kit they want, even make Morde a full AD weird ass carry top laner like GP and Fiora, so long as they keep his general playstyle for skirmishes and laning.

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>>173118554
>Tobias trolls back to D5
It's like clockwork you guys are fucking gullible

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>leveling smurf in bots
>pick Singed
>proxy multiple lanes
>get flamed to shit
>don't say a thing
>report them
>feedback the next day

So, is Xayah going to be good?

Will she be bot or is she going to be better elswhere?

Her kit seems weird but fun.

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>>173118486
>posting anime girls doesn't make you cute either

how can one anon be so wrong?

>>173118649
Xayah is shit.

Her kit looks fun (it actually doesn't her E looks fun and everything else fails to live up to it) but isn't very strong.

She won't be good bot but will be even worse everywhere else.

>>173118227
Like we are any better?
If this wasn't lolg I'd literally have an entire list longer than those posts talking about what men deal with.

>>173118660
Because you're not an anime girl, you're a real life dude behind a monitor who probably looks like shit. I doubt half the people on 4chan even shower regularly

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Proper Shyvana biuld?

>>173118753
Not playing Shyvana.

>>173118742
>tfw Fordyce spots

Help.

>>173118753
what is champion.gg and op.gg?

>>173118721
at least she looks like a fun aram champ

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Is there anything worse than having a bad / autofilled jungler? It basically autoloses you the game.

You know the kind, the kind that will show up to a lane after an enemy gank already happened and try to 1v2, only to die

The kind that afk farms yet somehow has less CS than their jungler who's been all over the map the entire game

The kind that never makes an effort to play with vision

The kind whose pathing is so fucking bad they're always in the wrong place at the wrong time 3 levels behind everyone else

The kind that plays a braindead champion like Yi or Kayle and yet somehow fucks up pressing their single button.

>>173118753
Blade of repick a different champ

>>173118029
no bro, this is too good

Waifu of exception heft

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>>173118743
I look h*cking adorable friendo you're gonna have to bait harder than that.

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>>173118625
>Morde
>basically a pissed off spirit bound within a large suit of armor
>being a squishy, ad carry

No fucking thank you. I'd much rather they just turn him into an actual juggernaut, which is what he thematically should be.

Honestly if they changed his current passive to shield based on his own %max hp for every spellcast, rather than on damage done by spells, that would be a huge step in the right direction.

But yes, I would like if they kept his current "Oh, you think I'm vulnerable right now? Think again, cocksucker!" playstyle.

>>173118721
Can I main her anyway?

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>>173118880
shit

WAIFU OF EXCEPTION HEFT

>>173118884
It's not as if the playstyle is inherently unhealthy or imbalanced. Darius and Illaoi both do the same whiplash back from the brink of death with their ults which totally reverses an encounter.

I live for those moments where you're at 30% max hp and the full HP enemy laner engages on you and all you think is "you fucked up real bad"

>>173118051
both of my female mains are anorexic...

>>173118845
>Headhunter Nidalee
>gets executed on first clear

>>173119013
I wish I could trust Riot to match Morde's current playstyle to the very similar "If I manage to get my hands on you, you're fucked" playstyle of all other juggernauts, but I just can't,

I feel the exact same way about Nocturne. I know that he's gonna get at least a Shen-tier VGU one of these days, and I'm so afraid that the result will be so drastically different from the champion that I loved playing.

>>173118753
titty hydra + botrk

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>>173119007
That is a dangerously large behind

>>173119160
I've basically got my head in my hands praying we get a Sion and not a Galio.

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Not my proudest game

>>173119007
>those feet

>>173119007
>>173119191

tfw no big booty gf to eat out

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GALLONS OF CUM
THE RIVERS WILL RUN WHITE
,

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>>173118051
>chubbyfat
>been playing a lot of zac lately

it adds up.

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>go on /v/ about to make a shitpost thread about the new champions for free (you)s like i usually do
>briefly skim over the catalog
>it's neo/pol/
>the catalog is already filled with cancer
>would just be shitting in a sewer
what the fuck happened to that poor board

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>>173118051
>no diving suit body type
What kind of discrimination is this?

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Riot is shit at lore and things are probably going to end up p much like image related in the end

Is Vlad worth learning right now

>>173119218
>plat 1 elo
>losing to sona jungle
was the rengar sucking dick early game? what region is this?

Does anybody have the comic where DJ Sona falls ass first on to Elementalist lux and flattens her face?

>>173119316
poses are a little stiff but the colors are really fucking good

>>173118753
Thiccccc

>>173119316
is that vlad or david bowie?

>>173118051
>builtfat
>crush as a.sol

Check and check.

No more sugar for me. Just stardust and schadenfreude.

>>173119445
>sona vastaya
>kayle on targon
>lucian in shadow isls

this would suck

>>173119316
I just realized that Elise is in there.
For what purpose?

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>>173119630
She is part of the Black Rose as of her lore update

any other unironic Aatrox mains here?

>>173119442
sorry tubby

>>173119445
>Lucian in shadow isles
>Kass/Jax in void
>Kindred in kumungu
>Malphite/Kayle/Morg/Ryze/Bard in targon
>Sona as Vastaya

>>173119683
But why?

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>friend says flex is totally legit
>claims his mid plat in flex is almost as good as my welfare diamond
>decide to try flex

What the actual fuck is wrong with the people that play this gamemode? They even had the direct counter and still lost.

>jungler comes to gank
>other jungler just happens to be there too

Every fucking goddamn time

>>173119445
Nidalee lives in Kumungu but is Vastayan, Sona lives in Demacia but was born in Ionia, Soraka is a deity from space, Tahm was confirmed to be a river demon. I doubt Riot changing lore from champions for the sake of populating vastaya

>>173119804

>don't have proper vision control around your lane
>get fuckarooni'd

Sounds about right.

>>173119821
Why not? They changed lore to populate Shurima

>>173119770
flex=normal draft 2.0

>>173119445
I'd honestly wait until they show us more info on the Vastaya. Right now they seem to just be there.

mute pings fucking when?

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>>173119628
>>173119697
>Sona
>not Vastaya

do you even into lewdlore

>>173120005
Not canon

>tfw I'm a dick to my friends every time we play because they're silver and bronze and I'm high plat
>also constantly insult the enemy team when they make mistakes
what's wrong with me, I just get so competitive

>>173119481
Its NA, rengar died and gave double buffs to yasuo, he was just trading kills the whole game until he got caught and threw the game late, idk how the fuck was that game possible

SONA IS A FAT BITCH

>Tahm Kench taunt against Xayah
Girl, I bet you would taste delectable. Let me have a little sample.

>Taunt against Rakan
Eugh, too loud for my tastes.

>>173119885
Vastaya isn't a place, it's just an explanation for the unexplained human/animal hybrids in the cast. It doesn't even make sense on your chart.

>>173119994
Sona can already ping just like anybody else

>>173120040
Have you tried not being a cunt

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>>173120040
>competitive
>plat
that's like a grade schooler bragging that he's not in kindergarten anymore

>>173120040
It's fucking normals. Why in the world do you care?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urcqQC02YbY

>>173118742
I don't know about you but the only things I've ever had come from MY dick were piss and cum.

>>173120094
>>173120096
>>173120138
I think I was imprinted on by my super smart D1 friend who got me in to League, he made sikk plays and told me to uninstall when I fed

>>173119885
They only changed the lore of Sivir to make Azir her Ancestor and make sense of why Renekton is autistic, the purpose of Xerath and Nasus, the only change was Skarner because Dominion was getting removed because it was shit and not many played it so they said fuck it and made him Shuriman

>>173120138
>not playing to win only
fucking CASUL

>>173120220
Then why Rammus?

>>173120247
http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=2083788
>No one is entirely certain how an armadillo from the Shurima Desert

The current rammus lore is just as vague as the old stuff, and he was always from shurima anyways.

>>173120040
>Being a dick to your casual friends because you're hard stuck in Platinum 2 and don't know how to advance to Diamond
>Not helping your friends and teaching them how not to be shitters
>competitive
>talking shit to people that barely know how to use ctrl+alt+del
You should just kill yourself

>>173120226
That's fine, but then he should just be playing in ranked. Not with his bronze friends.

>>173117384
WarwickxJinx
GalioxLux
TaricxGaren
AhrixXarah
JhinxZed
YorickxKalista
AnniexAmumu

>>173120331
Really would like to see a rework where he gets actual lines and a logical lore instead of "ok" and just randomly appearing in shurima

>>173120354
time and place doesn't matter
I bet when you were young you didn't crush other's beyblades.

So these birb fuckers have shared dance and recalls.
You guys think they will make more of those for existing champs?

>>173120350
>thinking most low elo players have a desire to learn or be taught
Also if their Ekko is trying to steal my chickens because my mid laner is playing on fixed camera and I solo kill him you're goddamn right I'm going to tell him suicide is the only cure for retardation

>>173119445
Vastaya isn't a faction.
Neither is Kumugu (at least not yet.)

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>>173120040

Dont let those whinny bitches go throw your head

There's literally nothnig wrong with begin competitive, toxic and leting people know what they do bad

Ranked,Aram,Custom,Normals everyfuckingwhere

>>173120468
probably not because nobody will play them after a week
el oh el.

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>>173120412
All human woman x beast ships

Only neckbeards are into that

Irl women prefer a tall athletic bishie

>>173120445
No, fuck you, don't add more lines. It'll ruin Rammus.

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>Win
+14
>Lose
-22

th-thanks..

>>173120475
>Denigrating people that don't have the same experience and knowledge as you
>Refusing to teach them properly
>Expecting them to learn by shit talking them
You're beyond salvation

>>173120445
He doesn't need new lines. Just give him some new visuals and he'd be perfect

>>173120468
Unlikely for logistical reasons. Expect more champion specific VO lines and occasional one sided champion specific animations (Vi vs. Cait taunt for example).

>>173120412
>Any of those
>Crack
Those people have at least interacted in lore and or are friends/of the same faction.

Real crack is stuff that's fucking impossible and stupid, like TalonXEzreal or JannaXAlistar

>>173118216
This one is cute. They're both in the demacian military. Quinn is assigned to give an "agent" some intel when she shows up to the Noxian area Quinn has been scouting for the past few weeks, and it's the Crownguard girl. and she's cute!

>>173118145
makes no sense.

>>173117587
makes no sense

>>173117543
All the time she's spent using "love" as a means to manipulate people and kill them has left her unable to get it "right", and she ends up only being able to love herself.

>>173117484
Opposites attract, and a grim warrior might find solace in the childlike whimsy of Lulu, but do we have reason to believe Aatrox is even capable of anything other than anger/bloodlust? He's an avatar, not really a functioning mental being.

Makes no sense
Makes no sense

>>173120587
Do you duo with people lower than your current elo or have a negative win rate? That would probably be why you lose a lot

>>173120587
Just means your LP is outpacing your MMR.

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>>173120475
How do you even HAVE friends?

>>173120475
I'm impressed you managed to find people who can stand being near you for extended periods of time with this attitude

>>173120643
>Makes no sense
>crack ship

>Camille on my team
>Keeps fucking sitting midlane

If you're going to shitpick such a garbage champion at least split holy fuck

finally, a bird-girl adc

>>173120717
ctrl+s saves lives

>>173120717
post tummy

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>>173120623
f-fuck you
I know its crack but I still love it~

Who's ready to play xayah jungle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSHGhk7tX60

>First champion that swears as well
How do you not like her already?

>>173120717

you must be a stupid one

>>173120412
>Jhin x Zed
For. The. Last. Time. Jhin. Is. Gunsexual.

>>173119770
>Draven
Is pottery

>>173120643
I don't think he meant her own tails but the two tailed fox

>>173120769
>First
What is kled

>>173119770
literally normals with LP slapped on it

>>173120468
They should give one to Eve and TF for their tango skins.

>>173120769

>First

>>173120005
some cow sauce would be nice

>>173120412
>Annie and Amumu crack
Nah they were friends in the old lore. I mean, both are probably asexual but the ship is pretty tame

>>173120769
>He has never played Kled

> "Would you stop bitching for a second"
> "Holy Shit where are we?"

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>tfw new karma skin
wtf i love MSI now

>>173120732
I knew someone was going to make this exact post.

Crack ships still have some line that's possible to draw between the two characters.

Two characters that shouldn't like each other is a crack ship. Two characters that barely met might be a crack ship. Two characters that have reason to hate each other might be a crack ship.

But if the characters have literally never even met, and couldn't have according to a canon timeline, then it's dumb.

LB/Darius is a crack ship. Vlad/vayne is a meme now but at least it's an example of a crack ship. Vi/Cait is a reasonable ship and Cait/Jinx is a crack ship.

malz anivia, taric/yordle, etc just makes no sense.

>>173120769
>xayah jungle
Who cares about her clear? Shit ganking tools and none of Graves' or Quinn's dueling power.

>>173120040
>dick to your friends because they're bronze/silver
>I'm platinum lol

Literally kill yourself.

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>In plat 5
>Get a K6 who's very clearly a smurf
>He counters the enemy lee so hard by the time we take their nexus the lee is 4 levels behind the K6 and down nearly 60 CS
>mfw the entire enemy team was flaming the lee in the post game lobby

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Tuxedo Mask Ezreal hype btw
unretcon of best ship also

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post underrated waifus

>>173118051
>brand
close but no

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>>173121074

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>>173120948

>white hair on brown tights

CANT STROKE MY COCK HARDER FOR THIS

>>173120976
Camille x Ez fits your criteria. Lulu x Aatrox doesn't really. You're just being arbitrary.

>ADC Rakan
>Support Xayah

>>173121070
>still setting up for that sweet sweet disappointment

oh god tell me what you think its gonna look like please~

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trap hero when

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FACT: Lulu is the CUTEST!

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>>173121253
new bara hero when

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>1 Win 4 Losses today
>Graves on the enemy team every game
>Whiny fucking cunt ADC in every game

Epic nice, I really like it

Why do I play this miserable fucking game

>>173121253
only if they make (her) a vastaya

>>173119445
Brand is FRELJORDIAN YOU TWAT

>>173121373
source

>>173121393
He's a Shuriman demon now

>>173121203
No I'm not.

There is nothing arbitrary about "they've never met".

>>173119445
Urgot always looked like he belonged in Zaun

>>173121074
Morgana is pretty adorable

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How to get out of low elo:

>Stop turret diving

Seriously, just stop fucking doing it. Stop. You're shit, you are going to fuck it up and die.

Stop.

>>173121414
Lulu and aatrox met? You know Camille and Ez never met? Ha.

Rengar is confirmed as a Vastaya.

Source: Official Polish LoL Facebook Page

>>173121357
>not asking for graves to be banned
>not using your ban to ban graves

That's on you bud.

>>173121413
Then he better be able to ascend

I want Ascended Brand or Dark Star Brand

>>173121526
Hes confirmed in the VO's as well in one of the enemy taunts I think

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>>173121253
>implying we dont already have one

Ezreal is a cute girl(male)

>>173121571
>maledom
into the trash

>>173121526
Should've been obvious already when there's an official Riot artwork depicting a female member of Rengar's race in the vastaya lore update.

>bunny's mom is playing on his stream

gachigasm

>>173121623
Incorrect use of gachiGASM

>>173121592
>femdom

I want beta males out of my lolg

This general is as garbage as ever

>>173121641
gachigasm

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>>173121526
Well and there's the Vastaya banner picture. Might as well show his sister.

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>>173121406
(Kemoket 5) Inka Ryouran

>>173121679

no shit

>Still no dog champ
No, Nasus does not count. I want to run all fours and bite niggas. I guess Warwick will have to do.

>>173118908
Why is this even a question? Main whomever you want, Anon.

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>Team is trying to assemble Bronzodia

In normals where I already know I'm going to lose at least I can pick Nunu and have some fun at the expense of others. The ultimate un-tilt chemo, feels fucking good man.

>>173118908
No, you are not allowed. I do not give you permission

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>>173121816
P U G M A W

LITERALLY B A R K S ON W

>b-but pugs aren't dogs xddd
fuck you

>>173121968
>caring about what your team picks in normals

>>173119316
why is elise there in her spider form

>>173121968
GG THIS TEAM

>>173119445
who the fuck are those two characters on the bottom right?

>>173121968
That match looks hilarious.

Would Syndra and Morgana be friends? Or would they hate each other?

>>173122045
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/featured/champion-xayah-rakan-reveal

>>173121506
they both have an unlikely chance of having met, but in both cases it's possible. But having met is not the only criteria.

lulu 8trox at least makes sense in the exact same way Boo and Sullivan from Monsters Inc became friends. But this doesn't mean it's likely. it's still unlikely. Because we have in-game canon evidence that aatrox is just a monster.

et;s use our other example. Cait is not just a monster, and people get hot and bothered by things they shouldn't all the time. So the logical cait/vi and the crack cait/jinx are both "realistic". One more so than the other, but that's how crack ships are.

There is logic to all this, and it's not arbitrary as you dismissively say.

>>173122038
>>173119676

>>173122073
ah

>>173122047
I'm legit having so much fun

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>>173118051
>janna
>anorexic

you take that back

>>173121968
>>173122134

>Ended with Bard.
lol
https://euw.op.gg/summoner/userName=ikoraizu

>>173122045
furry varus and ahri but a bird

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>>173121730
>yfw just realized Riot basically made official Femgar and we not longer have to rely on various weeb artist to guess


uh....so

thats a thing?

thoughts?

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>>173118051
>anorexic
>Morgana/Janna

oh

>wake up
>the VOs are still real

kill me

>>173119445
Tahm Kench is a mythical figure (demon), like Aatrox.
And I doubt that's his only form.

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>>173118051
>karma
>skinny

>>173122169
He's going full crit lads

>>173122094
Yes, but why as a spider. That seems rude. Swain's not in his bird form.

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>Im a rebel >:3
>stop looking at my butt :<
>wow I h8 it when they tell me not to stab some1.. makes me want to stab them xD
>dont call me cute >:(


rawr :3

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>>173118051
I understand that it's a meme but Sona really isn't fat

She has a large butt and chest, but her waist is actually very thin

>>173122312
Bard or Nunu?

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>>173122250
>>173122165
Ill make a little note under each of them that their fat goes into jannas thighs and morgs tits

doesnt excuse the fact that their midsection is legitimately unhealthy, at least in base skins

>>173122343
Were they trying to make her as obnoxious as possible?

>>173122345
is "perfect" a body type?

>>173122256
faggot

>>173119445
Also, Soraka was a celestial, like Bard.

Is it better to climb with people higher than you? I'm currently silver 3, cause I don't really play a lot and never solo, but when I play I usually duo with Gold 3+. Seems like you get better win/loss ratios regarding LP. So is this the way to go?

>>173122350
Bard

Nunu's full ms

>>173122343
the guy is even worse

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>>173122343
I unironically have the hugest boner for these types of girls.Someone get me a therapist.

>>173122313
I'd reckon it's because Elise being a spider is more prominent in her character rather than Swain being demon crow
but I'm not vxv so I didn't commission it
maybe vxv just thinks spider form is cooler and likes it just like she chose LB to be in her Ravenclaw outfit and Vlad to be in his Bloodlord uniform
the world may never know

>>173122360
>legit skinny shaming

This is 4chan. Not tumblr. You have to go back.

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>>173117707

Alright 7.7 is About to Hit so help me out to theorycraft this shit

>http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch/patch-77-notes

>Amumu
passive gives 15% magic damage as true damage, works with his ult as well
Ziggs/Amumu powerspike at 6 can be a meta thing

>Alistar Buffs
Still not played

>Bard buffs
Free dmg good buff

>Camille
W no heal, duratio on ult reduced on early
Probably no longer banwhorty

>Galio
Passive and Q nerfs
Nice fuck him

>Graves
no free mr on E
still broken

>J4
More powershield on W

>Jinx
Lower cd on E at late
If she goes ER and get the 30%cdr, she will have chompers every 3.3s, and they last 5 sec on ground, so that could help her teamfighting phase if she make it to late

>Kassadin
E,R buffs

>Lux
50% cdr on Ult

>Nunu
Passive buff, become more meta now

>Rengar
Nerfed

>Rumble
Nerfed

>Shaco
Q nerfed

>Voli
Ult buff
Maybe it will help !?

Whats coming back, whats gonna change ?
Thoughts ?

>>173122473
they usually look hot, but personality wise theyre fucking cancer and being around them for 5 then 5 minutes should make your ears bleed, nothing wrong with that anon

>>173122482
Yea this. Swain's true form is his human form, Elise's true form is her spider form. She is only humanoid when she is baiting people into her cult.

>>173122343
>those lips
a fucking niggeresse

>>173122487
not skinny, I love thin girls MF is yummy

being unhealthy is not okay

>>173122091
>But having met is not the only criteria.
Again. Completely arbitrary. You're just inventing rationale to satisfy ambiguous criteria you also happened to invent. I'm with you on "literally impossible", but I'd say anything else is fair game for a crack ship. The fact that you're so sure you're being objective about this is the most amusing part.

I'll just mentally amend your original post to
>makes no sense to me
and leave it at that.

>>173122389
Hyper-Femme I guess?

It's not a body type real people have I don't think

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have you carried with best husbando today lads?

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>sitting with legs crossed
>leg falls asleep
>try to get up
>feels like leg is made of rubber
>then feels like I stuck my leg in ant hill

I just wanted to go pee before this match

>>173118051
this is so fucking stupid.

Ashe and morg have huge fuckinh knockers, despite having thin waists. That isn't taken into your dumb chart.

Janna/morg don't have the same body types as kalista/jinx, but they're in the same box on here.

Half the girls in the "skinny" box also have huge breasts.

ahri, syndra, lb, karma, ashe, mf, and even some of the girls from the "fit" box all share similar body types yet are up to 4 steps/categories away from each other on here.

this is so shit

we have no reason at all to believe yi is anything but /fit/ as fuck considering what he does.

>willump is pictured
>nunu not under a pedo category for men alongside gnar

thresh is not built

ww and hec are fucking animals but you have other "animals" in the :thinking: category

>>173122343
>personality is that of someone who tries really hard to come across as uncaring and serious all the time
>edgelord going on about how ignorant humans are and how terrible human society and culture is

>looks down on people for having bad fashion

I see someone's well-acquainted with cognitive dissonance.

>>173122672
>being in a low enough elo where Graves isn't banned
no I haven't

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>>173122040
>>173122023
>>173122047
>>173122169
I think I tilted Riven

Think I'm just going to pull this shit until I get banned, it's the only way I can have fun in this game anymore

>>173122553
>being unhealthy is not okay
You don't seem very concerned about Gragas' health.

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>>173122672
>Getting Graves 4 games in a row
What are you Bronze 5?

>>173122758
no one is debating that I should move him into anywhere else, that section IS unhealthy and disgusting

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>>173122725
>masters NA and EUW
>low elo

whatever you say bud

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xth for Syndra

Im unironically starting to hate emoji poster more than jannafag lulufag or anyone else for that matter.

>completely thrash tier chart that it reposts often
>cancerous emojis on an fucking imageboard

just remove yourself thanks or get a trip so I can filter you

>>173121998
That's a skin you have to pay money for, not a champion.

>>173118051
>Kalista
>Anorexic

Anon... she's a corpse.

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>>173122858

>>173122709
>>edgelord going on about how ignorant humans are and how terrible human society and culture is

It's pretty obvious where this is going in the lore.
Ionian humans are probably killing off vastaya for whatever reason.

>>173122858
wait who are you talking about?

can you show me some of his posts?

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>>173122797
>look mom im 0 lp masters
lol

>>173122501
list that's easier on the eyes
>Nerfs:
Camille (W healing on minions removed ,R duration)
Galio (Passive dmg, Q)
Graves (E MR stack)
Katarina (E CD)
Rengar (Q dmg)
Rumble (E)
Shaco (Passive scaling,Q)
Talon (Q dmg)

>Buffs:
Amumu (all that shit)
Alistar (Passive healing is now for all nearby players, E)
Bard (All that chime shit)
Jarvan (W)
Jinx (E)
Kassadin (W)
Lux (ult has reduced CD if it kills enemy champions)
Volibear (R, 8 bounce targets now)

>>173122709
Seriously, I'm confused at the dissonance in her VO. At times, she's a hardcore xenophone edgelord, and then she's talking about fashion and shopping. Was she supposed to be a caricature of an obnoxious basic bitch tryhard? Is her favorite drink pumpkin spiced?

>>173118051
>Nautilus
>Fat

SHUT IT DOWN

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>>173122256

>try to feedback as politely as i can
>get reddit squaded
everytime

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>>173119316
I really quite like this.

>>173122501
>Amumu

Lianadries,Sunfire,Thornmail is going to be CORE on him now

>Bard

who cares

>Camille

yeah. no point in banning her when other hypercancer is up. only real Camille mains will stick with her after this change

>Galio

fucking perfect. was tired of seeing this nigga shit so damage and be effective even against high AD comps. Full Tnak babs GET FUCKED

>Graves

still pick or ban.

>J4
Hydra/BC CoC j4 will take precedence over full damage j4 now.

>Jinx

still a meh pick

>Kassadin

Kassadin is fine. these buffs are unwarrented

>Nunu

(distressed Judy noises)

>Lux

quite possibly the worst fucking change in this entire patchnotes. completely out of left field for nothing more than to sell Elementalist skins. Lux's problems arent with her fucking Cd's its with her stupid binary kit that literally unusable if u dont land your Q

>Rengar
still good. Will still be good. Rengar is fundamentally broken and always will be. Bruiser and Assassin are two things that simply arent ment to work together FFS

>Rumble

Not gonna do much JELLYMAD king will still rule top and beat 90% of matchups

>Shaco

When will shitters stop building AD and go AP like riot clearly wants?
Seriously. Take a fucking hint already.

>Volibear

this wont matter that much. The only saving grace of this is going to be Rylais/Stoneborn Volibear might be a decent meme pick now.I can totally see HP stacking the fuck out yourself then getting a Rylais and spreading your AOE cancer healing. COmbine with like Redemption and Athenes for REAL fun.

Rakan becomes bi as fuck for you and wants your dick badly

However Xayah is ok with the open relationship and wants to join in. Ahri finally seeing a chance to join her Vastayan fellows also wants to join.

Do you accept? Bear in mind Rakan can be gay as FUCK

>>173122567
One can be objective in this matter. You're mistaken.

I did not invent criteria for why people interact. I study human nature as part of my profession, I don't invent the interactions or "like" some more or less than others.

You're trying to ascribe natural things and observations to my preferences.

>>173122906
Yes, but its weird how she criticizes people for being shallow and then herself is shallow. Makes her a hypocrite, and not in a cool way, but the most banal and lame kind of way.

>>173122971
Are rakan and xayah really these things names?

>>173122817
Syndra is the cutest girl.

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>>173122918
>>173122797
how is it that you high elo guys only come out during this time? i never see high elo posters during the day

>>173122672
people are speculating about elo, but I don't even think that's the problem here.

Your elo doesn't even matter.

The actual problem with your post is that carrying with graves isn't impressive. He's commonly considered to be strong and some people even say he's op.

>>173123054
clearly people who play at night time are better than people who play in the day

>>173122872
and it's well worth the price

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>>173123038
So what?

i really want to support more as alistar cause its fun as shit but im in an elo that people are mentally unstable and will suicide to kill one person when the trade off is giving enemy team 4 assists and then claim it was "worth it" in all chat

>>173122976
Please. Your head is so far up your own ass it's digesting.

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>>173123126
So you have good taste, anon.

>>173122906
>Ionian humans are probably killing off vastaya for whatever reason.


theyre not

Ionians are trying to get rid of magic and shit because Humans and magic dont mix

Vastayans NEED magic to survive. Its literally their air and water.

Effectively Ionian trying to eliminate magic is killing off Vastayans (probably unwittingly to the general populace)

Rakan and Xayah are freedom fighters looking to uproot Ionia's government and return Ionia to how it once was back when magic ran wild and free. ( they're literally Teenagers fighting against "The man" and establishment.

is there any fast way to get IP without buying boosts?

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>Hey guys I know what League needs! More fucking furries!

>>173122970
Eh. I'm not sure why people are so excited about the Amumu change. It just seems like a buff for him vs. tanks and nerf vs. squishies. Having the Ult apply it seems like the biggest deal honestly.

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>>173123243
>All that potential for NTR, mindbreak and corruption

Why the FUCK aren't there more good League doujins?

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>>173123196
I thought I already asked you to back off pal.

>>173123131
I realize how it sounds

and i realize how this sounds

but that was predictable too. People don't like to be told that they are just right or that they are just wrong, and that their thoughts don't actually matter. Especially about how people act, because we like to think that's such a dynamic thing and that our feelies are some magical thing that sets us apart from animals, but that's just one more formulaic thing that follows rules. fictional characters or not.

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>>173123264
and they didn't even give us any good ones either!

>>173123261
play a lot

>>173122501
>>173122919
>cammile
stops being a 100% ban and people can start to play her and learn to play AGAINST her
>galio
who cares
>graves
FINALLY, fuck this champion, probably needs more nerfs tho
>kat
FINALLY, fuck this champion, probably needs more nerfs tho
>rengar
dead in the water, he was fine before this and now hes leblanc tier
>rumble
who?
>shaco
FINALLY, fuck this champion, probably needs more nerfs tho
>talon
stupid nerf, buffs shit players that were dying to his lvl 2 all in and wont change his viability in higher elo/competitive, more nerfs incoming

>amumu
playable again
>alistar
playable again
>bard
interesting, for the first week of this patch its going to be like bards release where all any bard wants to do is get those chimes so your bot lane is straight fucked but after things get settled down he'll be more than just viable, might see competitive play
>Jarvan
good for tanky and bruiser J4, bruiser and tanky j4 are still shit compared to lethality j4 which is also shit, more buffs needed for this champ to even be playable
>Jinx
negligible buff still wont be near the top
>kass
fear him, his time is now
>lux
see above, luxs weaknesses arent changed by this
>voli
who?

Who are the actual high elo people that post here????

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>>173123317
___ no way____

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>>173123335
I see where this is going

Really though:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crack+ship

>>173123428
Virus
Zamphira
Nidaleeismywaifu
Neryth
Pink mage

>>173123473
Half of them have been dead for years.

>>173123294
because people cant into how %work.

they see % and think that its going to add an entire 700 extra damage or something .

>>173123298
>want new when old ones still do the job

I STILL have my Annie collection from Fupoo and I dont need anymore

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I want to make people suffer with Morgana.

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>>173123430
Back the fuck off already.

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>consider myself normal gold elo
>keep getting paired with people with silver borders
>consider myself mostly straight
>can't stop writing furry bara fics

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

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>beginning of game
>support dies to top lane during invade
>so early that top has time to walk up before minions spawn
>top laner is rengar, item up
>die, ask for help
>jungler says "lol don't care"
> jungler keeps running into enemy team and dying
>I'm the one who gets flamed because I was playing riven and they had no other reason to blame me besides "classic riven"

why is it even worth playing soloq anymore

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>>173123521
Come over here and try it, buddy. I dare you.

>>173123363
>he was fine before this
He was the most contested jungler in Pro play. With Graves getting nerfed he would have become 100% pick/ban.

>>173123428
Me

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>>173123428
the Riddler is a autistic shen main who is actually in Challenger.

he plays in /vg/s every now and then and has been posting since literally like Season1-2 back when pobelter and imaqtpie used to play too.

Hes actually really fucking good on Shen and pulls off ridiculous builds. most Notorious for being madman enough to run Energy runes


I think theres anotherguy too that always complains GG THIS TEAM as hes hardstuck Diamond

>>173123604
Oh you're the same faggot that always replies to me, makes sense now.

>>173123613
sorry I play the actual league of legends not pretend league of legends - esports

>>173123656
Rengar was pick ban in real games as well friend

>>173123576
>consider myself mostly straight
*Shoves dildos mostly up his ass

>>173123617
riddler still fucking plays?! holy shit

does anybody have those screencaps

ALISTAR BUFFS

thank you sweet Jesus

he's still utter trash but at least my KDA will go up now that passive heals everyone. I would have rather Rito increased the stun time on the empowered E attack than the damage. In order to get that empowered E off in a close team fight you basically need to kill yourself, adding a little damage to it is worthless.

Rito clearly doesn't give a shit about the Cow since nobody plays him though

>>173123707
well i mean where else would i shove them?
the gaping hole where a good matchmaking system should be?

>>173123597
t.butthurt riven main mad team flamed them for feeding