/gtag/- Grand Theft Auto General

FREE HIGGUS

kys moa

xth for just wanted to play but now everythings fucked

goodnight

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>>173113608
sounds neat

Let's play a game of guess that faggot.

>i like vans

wats ur favrit moter vehicul

i like helicopter

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>when the cartridge tilt is just right

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>>173114039
i lik tropy truk

>>173113895
me

>>173113895
The vehicle or the footwear?

>Playing against someone in Resurrection
>His team starts losing
>Turns on God Mode and wins

What's the fucking point? if you're a hacker you have infinite funds.

>>173115326
That is a mighty fine question

hello people, i get GTA V PC on last X-mas but i wanted meet some people to play

Someone can help me to get gud in game and race some races?

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W-what do I do?

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Why the fuck don't they add the new online mode vehicles to singleplayer

>>173116432
beacuse they want money lol

HERE COMES THE MONEEEEEEEEEY

>>173116432
They haven't added MP content to SP since they dropped support for dead gen a.k.a. Ill-Gotten Gains Part 2

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>>173114039
mambo

>>173116517
HERE WE GO

>>173116616
That's wack as fuck I should have realized that before I bought this shit on PC a few months ago when I already had it on PS3

>>173116616
and about the next gen? they can put it easly, even on PC

>>173116694
>>173116687
I didnt mention console, its the same on all platforms no new MP content in SP since Ill-Gotten Gains Part 2

>>173116432

use this if you want MP vehicles in SP
https://www.gta5-mods.com/vehicles/mplowrider2-in-sp

>>173116683
>tfw no option for short window mamba but no front air dam
i just wanna look slick

>>173116687
MONEY TALK$$$$$$$$

>>173116786
when was Ill-Gotten Gains Part 2?

>>173116934
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Ill-Gotten_Gains_Part_2
it had the T20 in it

>>173117438
>http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Ill-Gotten_Gains_Part_2

>2015

are you fucking kidding me, rockstar?

>>173118372
Never underestimate Rockstar's jewery

>>173118372
The prior Heists update was Rockstar's catalyst to let their jewery take over, it's very evident here.

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>Source STANDARD range car off a barge
>AI Buzzards slip-space to your location and aimbot the car and you to oblivion with miniguns while facing the other way

>>173121280
Unless you got an associate to cover your back with a CEO Buzzard or an RPG from the side, that mission is hard as balls to solo.

Even if you safely land the car back to shore and get out of the Cargobob, you're likely to be chewed up by minigun fire from four waves of 2 AI Buzzards multiple times because more than half of the time you won't have cover to precision shoot the pilot/tail rotors, and that can waste you another 5-10 minutes.

Fastest way to deal with this is just to blow the fuck out of that car on the barge with a military heli/jet, and go back to the office to source the next car.

>>173120852
The PC port did profit J* far more than they could imagine. Once they savored the endless flow of mongoloid money from game purchases and microtransactions, they've become the worst that a AAA dev could get.

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what the fuck cuckstar
do you even assticc

>>173116160
block

What happened with higgus? Why are you butthurt?

>>173123419
He didn't proclaim Kaz was forever our Queen

does the unarmed buzzard spawn anywhere? i miss her

>>173124607
it spawns in a menu

>ywn grind Violent Ducts over and over again just to scrape enough pocket lint so you can finally buy some new wheels

>flying a Besra at 575kph through the Los Santos skyline
pure comf

There is a new update on ps4, gta v version 1.23

>>173123419
Just search higgus in the archive and read the years and years worth of faggotry that he has spread across multiple generals. It's all right there for anyone to see and learn what a giant piece of shit he is.

>>173125372
>black
>BBC

what a cuck

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>>173125627
>>173125627
>>173123419

They "fixed" the infernus classic

Faction still a shit

>>173126482
Doesn't cost 6 figures, so of course they still won't "fix" it.

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>>173126231
>inviting literal Truniht to play GTA with you

It's you guys' own fault

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>>173121280
iktf

>>173126596
>Doesn't cost 6 figures
>$915,000
what?

>>173127370
I'm talking about the regular Faction, dude.

>>173127474
my bad

>>173125486
just got an update on PC 98.8MB

>>173127521
tfw 708 mb(pc)

>>173127630
updated to 1.39 ima dig a bit with openIV

>>173115407
Its not enough for them.
Their greed knows no bounds.

>>173127521
On ps4 was like 100mb, just to fix the infernus

I can't wait for the duke o DEATH.
Hope its better then the Karuma.

>>173127847
couldnt find anything, most recent files are 14th of march, which was special stunt races

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>>173127998
>implying it won't just fishtail wildly while having shit acceleration

>>173126231
>banal, mundane
>catalyst
holy shit. he's just a sperg trying to sound somewhat intelligent.

>>173129340
A lot of crazy people will sound very sharp. Whenever someone is really eloquent and feels off, you should have some red flags coming up.

Fashion update when?
>tons of new clothes
>new hairstyles
>new makeup
>different body types

>Sourcing T20
>Car spawns with no door.
>Taxed 3k for something I had nothing to do with.
Thanks Cockstar.

>>173130369
>sourcing roosevelt from ez pz photoshoot
>suddenly invincible cops chasing me in invincible convertibles, calling lester does nothing

how the fuck is doing this fun. how are these cocksuckers not instantly banned? why is there no option to go 'cockstar someone in this session at the time of this report is hacking openly and notably'

>>173130357
>Fashion update with mansions and pets
Never

>>173130357
That would be nice but it'd need to come with more outfit slots

>>173130612
>why is there no option to go 'cockstar someone in this session at the time of this report is hacking openly and notably'
Because their response would be to ban everyone, let's face it

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How would you introduce this car into the game?
Name
Class
Performance
Handling
LS Customisation
Liveries (not mandatory)
Bennys Custom version (not mandatory)
Unique features and parts
Prices

>>173129559
it's not that he sounds 'sharp', it's the exact opposite. He's just injecting meaningless vocabulary in an attempt to seem intellectual.

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GTA VI: Vice City when?

>>173132157
Hopefully never because VC belongs to the 80ies.
Unless they go to that period again, which would make me extremely moist

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>>173131365
Jester Classic
Sports

Well, the Infernus is "fixed". It's very weightless now. It might also be faster.

>>173132562
What if they explore an alternate reality in which the pop culture and aesthetics of the 80s never died but we have all the technological advancements of the current age?

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>>173132689
>Jester Classic
>Not based on Toyota Supra

>>173131365
Shittus Maximus
Supers
Like the RE7B, but about 10 times slower
Understeers like crazy, fishtails wildy, oversteers like hell
2 bumper options, the stock being a gigantic chin, with the second option being the chin being bigger, but also carbon. 5 spoilers, no spoiler, and 4 gigantic carbon spoilers
is stuck with a permanent bugstars livery
bennys custom version makes it an offroading raised car
unique stock tyres are dollar sign wheels with preinstalled whitewalls
10 mil, you have to do a specific mission for it which requires 10 players and if one dies everyone fails to unlock it. can be reduced to 9,5 mil if you win 20 consecutive rounds of deathmatch

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>>173132791
new nsx = jester
old nsx = jester

>>173132804
>Understeers like crazy
>oversteers like hell
Literally pick one

>>173132695
Also, the Pigalle has been massively altered. It's pretty much one with the floor now.

>>173133045
It'll probably be a mixed abomination like rockstar loves to do nowadays

>>173132737
It would make no sense for the normie, and normies have the $ rockstar desires, so I'm afraid we'll face another modern setting because m-muh social media and muh modern commentary on popular things

>>173134002
Probably also because literally everyone is sick of neo-80's garbage.

Where were you a few years ago when that was all that any developer would shit out?

Do we have a hugbox session running? Gonna need one soon

Guys
Does the custom tires do anything at all?
Looking online gives no proper answers

>>173132737
Regular show

>>173134585
yes but not in the way you would expect

>>173134089

> Where were you a few years ago when that was all that any developer would shit out?

The only game I remember that cashed in on the neo-80s trend was Far Cry: Blood Dragon.

>>173135110
Hotline Miamis

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>>173134528

>>173135860
>An expansion for a game and 2 indie games.
You appear to be projecting your autism.

>>173134089
Yeah and another warm/exotic setting with palm trees after Los Santos would seem a bit too much of the same shit. Maybe an entire new city for a change would be good and hopefully we get something period-based again, like a city based on Chicago in the early 90s with the whole techno/house setting, red brick factories and neon. But then people would be reminded too much of Liberty City, so desu I have no clue.

>>173136271
I don't think you know what either of those words mean

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best car

>>173121771
changing sessions is faster

>>173132157
Is your right arm a prosthetic?

>>173121771
I've solo'd the mission without taking any damage before, all you have to do is fly really, really high after you attach the car. You don't have to worry about flying over the mountains or hills, you can just fly full speed from the barge to the warehouse without slowing down enough for the buzzards to catch up. The only brendan fraiser tier cargobob source is the Humane Labs one, considering you can't kill any of the guards without flying down and landing right next to them.

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>>173138347

>>173138038
Noted.

ded?

>>173137059
I got a very similar approach on mine. Good taste anon

tried to google what the 98MB update today was, and saw something about a map expansion from january. too bad rockstar faggot got fired :(

so what's the 98MB for cuz i dum and not fined oute

>>173142954
car physics fix you fucktard

>>173143290
did they make the physics like IV because that'd be nice

>>173143446
They fixed the excessive oversteer on cars like the Infernus Classic, 811 and Pigalle. No IV physics.

>>173143758
and it only took a 100MB patch to fix it

>>173143840
The only reasonable explanation is that they entirely replaced the car files.

>>173143840
You doubt their messy coding? This is something that shouldn't have been breakable.

>>173143840
man, I'm getting a 718mb patch and I was up to date yesterday

>>173144225
Your physics must have been especially broken then.

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>>173143758
>mfw Broughy is going to have to retest all the cars yet again

PC GTAG crew, Sayron1.
Requesting an invite.

>>173145325
I'm sure the Youtube cash will make it worthwhile.

>>173145369
Blacklisted, says here that you attempted to kill a GTAG member.

>>173145369
Blacklisted.

>>173145369
Blacklisted for being friends with Nessi

>>173145464
>>173145465
>>173145509
Blacklisted for being gay

>>173145464
>>173145465
>>173145509
This is getting more ridiculous then th e higgus stuff.

social club name is lumberbaron
would like to join PC.

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Whats this update? Anyone know?

PissPoor here.

>>173145590
>people don't like nessi or higgus
this is shocking

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post whens

>CEOs only want me to be associate, not bodyguard
Let me live out my dream of being a cute female bodyguard, goddammit.

>>173147821
Functionally there's no real difference, you can easily just pretend

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>>173147625

Any fix for periodic snap to low frames then a snap back to high fps kinda weird really.

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>>173147378
>changing the subject on the autists that go blacklisted when in reality nobody is on a blacklist not even Higgus himself

>>173148293
higgus is actually on the blacklist
banned from the crew

>>173148235
have the same issue

New update when?

>719MB download
What is this for?

>>173130357
>new clothes
- Tops would be neon-colored garments and a million sweaters and jackets with the same logos and patterns.
- Bottoms would be the horrendous sweatpant jeans with two hundred different colors and varying prices with horrible texture quality.
- Hats would be the same model of hats used in Lowriders, but with 100 different textures so they get advertised as "new".
- Shoes would be so horribly contrasted in color that they don't go with anything and only fit with the new jeans sweatpants.

>new hairstyles
- 10 more variations of cornrows
- 5 more beard "styles" that are just face textures
- 5 more unique hairstyles that all have their sides shaved so you could look like a down-syndrome Richard Spencer.
- 60 new eyebrow designs that are just barely different from each other.

>new make-up
- 50 Animal facepaints
- 10 Juggalo-styled facepaints
- 20 off-center lipstick designs

>different body-types
- To fulfill the diversity quota, you either get the standard body-style your characters currently have, or you get to be 5 different shapes of land-whale.
- You can resemble a pear, an oval, a circle, a ghetto black woman who don't need no man, and you can even be the literal embodiment of the Michelin Man.

>>173151372
>- To fulfill the diversity quota, you either get the standard body-style your characters currently have, or you get to be 5 different shapes of land-whale.
that won't happen. all the fatbodies would complain they get killed more because they have a bigger hitbox

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>>173132157
we can only dream

>>173151738
>>173132157
When GTA6 goes back to VC, it's not going to be in the 80s.

>you_weren't_even_alive_in_the_80s.exe

>>173131365
>Name
Dinka Trickster, not a Jester Retro Custom, that's an unoriginal name.

>Class
Sports

>Performance
Similar to the Jester, but slightly better acceleration and slightly worse traction.

>Handling
Prone to understeer, controllable at low-mid speeds without brakes, but brakes are necessary in high-speeds if you wanna turn more properly.

>LS Customization
Since it's a 90's import, it has an insane amount of customization options from subtle to rice to full-on race-track, and with colorable interior.

>Liveries
No, it shouldn't be a Jester Retro Custom, so no liveries.

>Benny's
No, fuck Benny, he may be ethnically African-American, but his practice is just pure jewery.

>Unique features
Retractable headlights just like the Infernus and Turismo Classics, maybe a sunroof, idk.

>Prices
550K-700K, it's not a class breaker, but it should have a bit of a premium price since it is a collector's item.

>>173151586
but being fat has absolutely no disadvantage in real life, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>173128684

Duke o' Death is actually the same speed as an armored kuruma

>Cop hits my bumper
>My car takes a hard left or right without my command

What's going on here

>>173152953
You're a massive slowpoke.

>>173152953
It's how the code is designed, the cops aren't fast enough to pit you, so Rockstar coded the game to automatically swerve your car 45 degrees to the right or left if a cop hits your rear bumper above a certain speed.

Funnily enough, they CAN attempt to pit stop you, but only if you're cruising slowly in a bus or an industrial truck at two or three stars, but in any other moment, they'd rather damage their engine and anal aggravate your car since Rockstar's devs are just brain-dead retarded.

>>173152953
>>173153404
I want the lessons they learned from GTA4 back

>>173145402
If not, then the amount of jewery he does on Twitch in the meantime is enough to keep his ass alive

>>173154481
That doesn't satisfy the kiddies, they like it when things are made to be as violent as possible, especially when they don't make sense at all.

tfw no Hakumai
tfw no PMP600
tfw no Solair
tfw no Uranus

>having a makeover, takes around 5-7 minutes
>some beta is waiting for me for the entire duration
>"wow iffy, you look cute!"
>takes me out for a romantic drive in his shitty reaper

This is a nice game :^)

>>173152052

Good. 80's nostalgia is better than the actual 80's.

>>173135073
GIVE
ME
A
PROPER
ANSWER
YES OR NO
IS IT FAST OR IS IT SLOW?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>173155342
maybe

>>173155028
yay for the girl card

>>173155342
gotta go fast

>>173155342
well, i heard they make you gay, especially benny's

>Update
>Forgot to back up executable
>Now cant play with scripthook, added cars and mission scripts
Hello /gtag/, does anyone here have a 1.0.1011.1 (pre-todays update) GTA5.exe to hook a brother up

>>173155770
Social club version that is.

>>173155987
>he plays with mods
KYS Hackerfag
nobody wants you're garbage around here

>>173156030
I dont play online.

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Never ever.

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>>173156401
Never ever thread? Never ever thread.

>>173154481
GTA 4 handling sucked dick my man!

>>173147625
>>173147732
>>173147925
>>173156401
>m-muh mom car when

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>>173156706
>Fiat coupe
>Hyundai rally hatchback
>quirky Reliant Robin
>"i-it's a mom car!!!!"

Are you autistic, by any chance?

>>173156706
>reliant robin
>fiat coupe
>mom cars
Sure, kid. Are you the one a couple of threads ago who said we couldn't have a Fiesta rs because it wasn't specifically a rally car?

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dear god why did we get the RWB shit instead of this

>>173156331
>>173155987
>>173155770
are you hiper?

>>173157263
Because of that fake tuner "dlc" shit and 12 year old kiddies + gtr liberty shit

>>173157348
that fake tuner dlc had some cool ideas but i'll admit the whole obnoxious ricer style is really grating
having manual trans, better suspension tuning and intentionally low-grip tires so driftfags don't have to slam their cars would be pretty nifty

>>173157263
never ever will we get a decent version and it sucks

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his stock car costed more than 500k

>>173157764
>he doesn't steal cars off the street and drive them instead of being jewed by R*

>>173158058
>tfw no option to find dlc cars on the street for the most part
i love my warrener but other people will never understand why

when will rockstar expand the variety of vehicles that spawn in online

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>when you can't decide between anthro and tacticool

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How the hell do I wear a mask and hat at the same time since they fixed the binoculars glitch

>>173157203
I remember that post, but what he said was that a basic street Fiesta isn't a rally car.

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>>173158724

>>173158554
This really bugs me. Like, I get most of the rare super cars and sports classics not spawning on the street, and even some of the race-oriented sports and muscle cars and shit, but a lot of them really should just spawn on the street.

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Fuck those gook shitboxes. American Classics update when?

>>173159317
>tfw there's nothing at all interesting about drag racing in GTA
>yet we have fuckloads of american muscle that were exclusively used for going fast in straight lines

>>173159727
>most of them aren't even that fast in straight lines

>>173159835
>you will never take an old buccaneer and pop in a brand new dominator racecar engine to make it a beautiful rocket of a machine

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>>173160038

>Hellcat Gauntlet never ever

IF hypothetically someone has 6 billion, what are the odds of that person getting banned my /vg/ros

>>173160667
99,457059690386368807843677897098734569189%

>>173157263
Because it has to be a super car or a race car, it cannot be anything normal or comfy because it needs to appeal to the shark-card buying kiddies who play nothing but Stunt Races and Adversary Modes since they're soooo wacky and funni XDDDD.

>>173160886
i'm an autistic nodo racefag and i still want variety in what i can drive, fuck

>>173159317

this.
we got a fucking tornado lowrider but no tornado hotrod/gasser

>>173161043
The problem here is that Rockstar did something right with one car and not with another.

They managed to let you be able to take a current-gen GTR and turn it into an older R32/R34 Skyline GTR, but somehow, they never thought of either giving you a classic Porsche as stock to be upgradeable into a classic RWB or turning your current-gen Comet into a modern RWB Comet instead of blue-balling us with both.

Racefags wanted the Comet advertised in Tuners & Outlaws, they got cucked with something doesn't drive like a RWB and is just a slower Comet. Collecterfags with an affinity to classic cars, like myself, got cucked with a classic Porsche with forced bodykits when they could've provided a normal classic Porsche as a base model instead.

>>173159141
They fixed it?
Good thing I've got glitched outfits saved to every slot

>>173160846
REally?

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>>173161626
But anon, the muscle and hotrod culture is for stinky old men, dem GTRs and Subarus are so epic especially with xenon and neons are da bomb tho!

So they fixed the infernus classic

>>173161672
>Tuners & Outlaws
speaking of things that will never happen

>>173162241
yeah, cars can now turn left again

>selling an Osiris woth 1,950,000 bucks gives you the same money than selling a Roosevelt Valor worth 982,000 bucks in I/E car sales
What sort of stupid bullshit is this? Why is Rockstar so fucking lazy that they threw a bunch of cars in three tiers despite the HUGE difference in price between some of them?
Wouldn't it be more logical for you to get 10% of the car's price and then make it harder depending on how expensive a car is?

>>173161626
For what it's worth the Vapid Blade is sort of a gasser and the Tornado rat rod is a thing.

>>173163404
100k is your cut, the price changes but it doesn't matter since NPC have infinite money.

>>173163708
And why would you get the same cut for selling a car that's worth 3 times as much as the other car you sold?
There is no one who would agree to getting cucked like that IRL.

>>173164019
Because GTAO characters are inbred retards.

>>173164201
>all the people waifuing the assistant who don't realize he/she is actually taking advantage of their stupidity to make a shitton of cash at their expense
Wouldn't be surprised if he/she is the founder of Securoserv.

>>173164201
This is too good to not be canon.
>Securoserv sits your character down in a rented office
>Tells them they're CEO of a business
>"Go ahead, name it whatever you want, it's totally real!"
>"You'll be rich in no time!"

>>173164463
>"You get free snacks!"

>>173164463
This is pretty true.

>CEO that has to do all of the actual work

>>173164686
Technically you can always hire some faggots and stay in your office while they do everything.

How do you make a female character that doesn't look like a goblin?

>>173164826
Lower your standards for what a goblin should look like.

>>173164826
If they looked like goblin I wouldn't be able to play the game with both hands.

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>>173164826
Make a latina not a white chick don't make a gook/asian chick either

Will GTA VI have good looking female online characters?

>>173165608
sorry man
but just like the new red dead, its gonna be a console exclusive

>>173165689
>implying Rockstar would miss the chance to sell more copies in other platforms

>>173165608
GTAO3 will be an option on the title screen of GTAVI. When you click it you'll be asked to put in your credit card information. Every time you click it after that you'll be charged 50 bucks. Nothing else happens, it just takes money from you.

>>173165994
At least then you know they'll never let a "transaction failed" error happen again.

>>173165841
just like the last red dead?

>>173166383
Timed exclusivity is a lesson that Rockstar has learned with GTAV, and I wouldn't be surprised if we see them do it with more games in the future.

Hopefully GTA VI Online removes these ugly ass bruises or whatever your character gets in game

>Get shot
>Character now looks like a burn victim until I turn off the game

>>173116432
Get a trainer and the mpvehicles mod so the game doesn't despawn the online car.

Is import/export shit profitable if I have 3M in bank and no CEO apartment?

>>173168701
You can make 100k in a few minutes (granted randumbs don't decide to be faggots) and it would cost you 1,5M to buy everything you need.

>>173164826
post urs and i post mine :3c

>>173168962
So it will take lots of grinding (I'm not even surprised). Thanks!

Anyone here playing FiveM ?

>>173169152
Yeah, it's something like:
>get mission to find and steal car
>mission can include just taking the car, having to kill some NPCs and get chased by some helis, having to stop a faggot running with that car or some other bullshit
>take car to your warehouse
>do free mods to it
>take it to some place in the map without damaging it
All of this taking into account that some asshole might choose to destroy your car or steal it.
Also, the ones that get you 100k are the high tier cars so you'll probably have to source shittier and cheapest cars before you only get those.

>>173168138
I wish I could get some of the facial bruising as a character customization option.

>>173169406
I watched a bit of gtaseriesvideos video of the update. Can't I just do all of this in an Alone match?

>>173169571
You can do it when you're alone in a session, but it still has to be a public session, because the office computer won't work in a private session.

>>173169571
Nope, the game won't let you.
I recommend switching sessions till you end up in one with few people, since people tend to let you do your thing in those.
You can also take advantage of that bug that kicks everyone of the session, but if you are alone while taking the car to the buyer the game will spawn some waves of spics in cars that will try to kill you and fuck up your car.

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>>173169731
>>173169739
So they thought of everything, fucking cockstar. Welp, time to grind this shit, thanks for the info

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>tfw managed to sell 6,8mil worth of shit in 2h thanks to /gtag/ hugbox sessions

thanks for being there preventing any shitters from EXISTING and the 20% bonus lads

>>173170418
You're welcome spaghettiman

>>173165339
But my white waifu looks hot and not like a tranny

>Holocaust and other no lifers have been here for years

Sad useD

>>173169873
It's not that hard to get the money, just do a bunch of MC missions/deliveries, on a decently populated server you're looking at 30k+ per mission, if you dont spend money like a retard you'll be over a mil in no time

>>173155028
kek

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>>173172330
>MC anything for money

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>want to do a Gulf Oil livery high-end car
>not sure what car to use for it

Any suggestions?

>>173169873
you can trick the game into letting you do it in a solo public session by using resource monitor to pause the program for 8-10 seconds then restarting. It'll kick everyone else out but still let you stay in. People can trickle back in, but it generally takes a while, plenty of time to do some I/E work.

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>>173172927
>Associate pay for money

>>173172927
He's talking about as a hire you fucking numbnut. If he could buy an MC business he wouldn't need to grind in the first place

>>173171302
post pic then

>>173173496
>If he could buy an MC business he wouldn't need to grind in the first place
Did you miss the post where he says he has 3M in the bank?
Also, you'll need to grind even if you have one of those.

>>173173367
Just because I'm saying a bag of piss is disgusting doesn't mean I'm suggesting a pile of shit instead. Stop putting up strawmen.

wow APB is a piece of shit still

>>173176324
there's a reason why it's so dead anon

Drift Tampa

>>173176445
meant for >>173173107

>>173164826
have a sister that plays sims way too much

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>>173176419
i didnt think it was legal to release somethig that bad on ps4

its probably the worst looking and worst performing game on the system by a huge margin

constantly runs at sub 10 frames and never over holy shit ive played a bunch of indie & f2p games but this is illegally broken and should be pulled form PS4 its fucking unplayable!

>>173177484
It makes no sense to re-release this game another time.

>>173161681
Don't worry, they wipe everyone's outfit slots every so often so you'll lose them eventually

>>173177852
i playe dit on my low tier pc fucking 5 years ago and got better performance than this abhorrant garbage that was alrready released on xbone last year!

its absolutely 100% unplayable dross and a crime worthy or reporting to standards because fuck THAT . never been so offended by a game in recent years and makes even the worse games on ps3 look good by comparison

>>173159317
>muscles is largest class
>hicks still whine about muscle cars in every thread

>>173176562
>>173176445
I should clarify, I meant like, classical 60s-70s style cars more than just high end. Think like the old circuit racers with it.

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>>173178257
>compact
>like 12 cars

>>173178270
Bullet

>>173178353
>Blista Compact
>Sports car
>The Slowest in the class

They just hate compacts

>>173178463
Perfect, thanks.

>>173178353
>coupes
>like 15 cars
>half of them aren't even coupes
>only 2 added as DLC
>sports class is gigantic and has a bunch of useless 2-doors that are too slow for the class
game design

>>173179017
This is what happens when you allow 100 monkeys with 100 developers kits to make your game for you

Why don't Rockstar treat RAGE like Epic Games treat the Unreal engine? 2K almost certainly have the resources to negotiate a deal with NaturalMotion over the Euphoria part of the engine.

personally i am looking forward to rockstar adding another supercar

>>173180010
>tfw I don't like any of the top supers
why'd they have to nerf my tyrus

>>173180489
the tyrus looks, sounds, and drives like ass

>>173180004
>2K almost certainly have the resources to
They certainly do, but why expend them when people will fork over Sharkbux for mediocre models of cars and retextured clothing released every couple of months?

We laugh at Shark Cards, but people actually buy the damn things. It's free money for 2K. This is the world we live in.

Thank fucking god there's already a new update. Now I can wait another 2 months to play again when the mods are finally figured out.

>>173180642
>the tyrus looks, sounds, and drives like ass
no, no, and maybe now since they've changed it

>>173180642
You have shit taste

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>When you realize why updates keep getting buggier and buggier

The handling of every car is so precise now. It's kinda weird. The Pigalle now feels like it's on rails.

>>173114039
I have pretty much every car in the game and find it hard to have a favorite, but the Osiris is the super I always go back to, and the Mercedes Gullwing (forget the name) is also fantastic to drive.

Not going to lie, the new F40 and Diablo are awesome too, we'll see how much I drive them in a couple of months.

>>173134585
Off road goes over bumps easier. All else is aesthetics.

>babbies crying why R* won't add """"rally"""" cars or something even more ordinary and boring
>[trivial shitbox] WHEEEEEEEEN

>>173181890
did they change every single car? I thought they were just fixing the classic infernus' left turn spinnout

>>173182847
I don't even have a problem with shitboxes, the problem is people suggesting soulless shitboxes, which the veloster is.

>>173182968
It was a wheel physics issue that affected lots of cars, it just affected the infernus far more than any other car.

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NEVER EVER time in honor of the autistic manchild.

>>173182968
They completely altered the handling physics. They called it an "Infernus Classic" fix but, their fix effects every car.

>>173183194
>Its just people actually wanted to drive a car that was affected by it

A lot of niche shitboxes had it just as bad or worse but no one drove them in the first place.

>>173181890
Noticed this. The handling of a lot of cars is very weightless now. Even the new Turismo Classic doesn't bump up and down like it used to. The Mamba is now almost easy to handle. I don't know if it's a good or a bad thing.

>>173178885
Bullet spawns in Gulf colors so it's easy to copy too.

>>173183676
>Take out Mamba for first time in forever
>Literally can't cause it to spin out
>Will not powerslide

They literally made every car in the game easier to drive. There's no virtually oversteer anymore.

>>173183676
Feels like they just rolled everything back to the pre-bikers handing data but I haven't really formulated an opinion on it yet.

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Never in this or any other game

>>173184035
pls tell me this isn't true... I have 120 cars for a reason :"

High skill or just plain bad cars are half the fun

>>173183676
Can't powerslide in my Carbonizzare anymore. It just understeers now. The rear just snaps back into place everytime. This wheel clip problem has probably existed since the game started, just no one noticed it. This fix has just made everything understeer.

>>173184547
The Futo is now practically one with the floor. The Mamba will only spin out if you really force it. The Windsor is no longer heavy feeling. Something like the Nero now drives like what the Tyrus used to handle like. There are no bad handling vehicles now.

>>173184590
Oh man this is making me really sad. I almost don't want to log in... I've worked really hard to get all these cars because of their properties.. if I wanted only perfect cars I would've never bought like the Comet or cars like that...

I guess they're show pieces now..

Is the fix unilateral? PS4 too?

>>173185114

All platforms.

The only positive to come out of this update is the 811, which is now super fast, super precise in it's handling and the rear refuses to let go.

The retro Comet is now undrivable trash and my Dominator racecar has the weirdest mix of loads of understeer and then a tonne of oversteer

>>173187559
>The retro Comet is now undrivable trash
you mean it wasn't before?

>>173181336

Do they have designated shitting offices?

>>173188036
Before it was fun, now it's complete trash

>>173188417
It always was undrivable trash, the only thing it had going for it was "muh bennys"

>>173188523
>any car in gta
>undriveable
no

>>173188523
The wheels clipping through the wheels arches made me sell mine.

>>173188417
maybe it was fun but it didnt even go that fast for what it was, and the handling was very questionable

>>173188641

I ment in the sense that there was nothing exciting about it. It had curves and it had bennys mods. Other than that it was "meh" in all other aspects

>>173187559
Took out my retro comet. WTF is this handling? I feel like I'm driving a go kart.

>>173186982
This really is the only positive I can find as well. The 811 is now amazing. Broughy put out his "Nothing has changed in any other car" video way too fast trying get them jewtube sheckles. This may not be putting "Tires can clip" on every vehicle but, it's just as drastic a change.

>>173188828
>lots of mods
>drives differently than almost any other car
>one of only a few pfisters
>pretty fast in its class
I don't know what more you could want

Was I just trippin or do you have to pay insurance on cars again

FREE HIGGUS NOW

HE'S THE LEADER WE DESERVE

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>yfw you don't have to retest all the cars for the community cause J*'s interns can't beta test

Why, oh why, does my Mamba handle so well now? I didn't ask for this. And why can't I get my Casco to turn anymore? Why would you do this Rockstar?

>>173186982
>>173187559
>>173190638
How bad did this update fuck things up?

>People actually complain about car handling being improved.
Go play GTAIV.

>>173190891
In the case of cars that already understeered, it's not better. Any car that had understeer before this update, is now worse.

>>173190891
>cars don't turn anymore
>""""""""""""""""""improved""""""""""""""""""""""

>>173190019
It's not that they can't beta test, it's that they know autists like Boughy are just going to do it for them anyways.

>>173190891
It's ironic because GTAIV was a much better game.

It's almost uncomparable

>>173191308

The gunplay was way better.

>>173189241
Kill yourself.

>>173192775
Euphoric post

Whys the walking so wonky in this game?

>>173193890
change your walk style

okay you can stop trolling everyone about the handling changes

>>173194169
>Trolling
>The handling was changed

wat?

Holy fuck I've never met anyone as autistic as Nessi
Why has he not been unironically blacklisted?

>playing
>strafe some kid
>doesnt die, 3 seconds later kills self
>hmm thats not lag
>strafe again
>didnt die
>kicks me out of jet
>crashes me
>go back online
>spawn next to him
>say his name
>"left"
>crashed again
lol situational awareness isn't strong with kids

>>173196198
Holy fuck I haven't met anyone as autistic as ________
Why has he not been unironically blacklisted.

>>173196198
What did I do online now?
I called out a skidshitter and made him crash himself.
I'm autistic when I need to be.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z652NIno8A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56uc-9Udx_E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10ayVzbPZy8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyJhK97EfDk

>>173178242
>>173177484
I actually bought the game when it first launched
If the company that made it didn't go bust it might have made a decent game instead of the horrific f2p hacker ridden cash cow it got turned in to.

>game sits loading for 10 minutes
>restart
>join session, everyone leaves 2 minutes later
>rejoin
>error joining session
>rejoin
>skid fucks up all my weapons
>join gtag session
>in warehouse
>furniture & vehicles disappear
>i disappear
>session "error"
>rejoin
>skid joins
>starts crashing people
>report & kick
>game crashes because memory error, not due to skid

god doesn't want me to play anymore, sorry. bye. sorry.

why did rockstar make the futo not fun to drive

>>173197813
>why did rockstar make the futo not fun to drive
Because you suck at it.

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Correct GTA IV ending:
>Deal
Correct GTA V ending:
>Something Sensible

>>173197860
have you played this update?

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Where can I get it lads?

Anybody happy that GTA IV got transferred to the XBOX One? I'm just glad I can relive the the memories of me getting hookers, and beating them up to get my money back.

>>173200251
You can do that in GTA V

>>173200251
kys underage

Got the banhammer for 30 days :^) - hiper here. Injecting 1 bil was not a good idea.

Have they changed anything about how they monitor for modders with this latest update? All these invincible fags in resurrection aren't my kind of fun

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>>173201983
>mfw 400 mil and still not banned
just waiting for the ban lads

>>173202078
It was pretty obvious they detect it tho, I just went with it lol. On forums literally everyone who injected money with the stealth method got 30 days and today was the ban wave it seems.

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>>173202067

>had an invincible player on the enemy team in resurrection
I can't understand why a hacker would play this gametype

Were they boosting a friend or something? Hackers have infinite funds so I'm not sure why they'd bother. I left the game immediately after he turned it on.
>mfw when he claimed he wasn't cheating after I pumped two shotgun rounds into the back of his head

>>173201983
>tfw this mean higgus and his 6B will most certainly get a ban

So I'm replaying GTA:SA and aiming with both a mouse and controller is just garbage.

What does enabling cheats do ingame?

>>173202686
>live in new zealand
>host a match, intend for it to be 2v2 with just my nearby friends
>more people join before i can start it, all my friends in my team
>people from the US lag and none of their shots hit even though they're dead on on their screens
I just wanted to play with my buddies and now I'm being accused of hacking

Got a gamepad tonight.

I'll be trying my hand at switching between keyboard/mouse for shooting and gamepad for vehicles

Might be an awkward transition and I don't know it its worth it, but I'm bored.

>>173203763

or maybe just use the gamepad for races and extended driving, constant switching sounds tedious

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>>173203763
get a DS4, download inputmapper to use with your pc. imo it's the god-tier compared to xbone controller/steam
>>173203916
i just keep the controller in my lap and switch back and forth regularly, it's not as bad as it seems

Anyone knows where I can buy cheap accounts from? During my 30 days ban I want to test crazy scripts see which are safe.

>>173205086
DLgamer has GTA for $24

>>173205315
Well I found it for 24 euros on g2a - but I was wondering If I could go cheaper why overspend if there are alternatives, will end buying it if I can't find it anyway.

>>173205456
kinguin for 21euros

Do you guys think the sales tomorrow will be any good or just more trash?