/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Cora would be 10/10 if she grew her hair out and you all know it

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We are infinite.

You are bacteria.

>>173011282
short hair is not only attractive but practical as well

This series is dead just like metal gear now....wonder if you guys will last or die in a few months after release like /mgg/ did

>>173013735

/meg/ will never be Virmire'd

How healthy is the pirated version?
Crashes, save corruption, usual suspects, is it alright?

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>>173013735

>this retard doesn't know how long /meg/ has been around

>>173013735
How do you think /meg/ survived for the last 5 years?
/mgg/ died because it was nothing but a bunch of redditors repeating lines from trailers, so obviously, when the game came out, it died.

>>173032291
>How do you think /meg/ survived for the last 5 years?

Turian fetishists?

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>>173032362
First it was quarian fetishists
Then we found out about new best girl

>>173032439
Regina, Turkroach and that Russian legbeard wanted turian women in an era where Talicancer were blotting out threads.

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>>173032439
I'm a Vetrafag, but Tali is still the better waifu

Bioware is suppose to bring out their fix list today, right?

Guys pls, stay for now in the other thread, otherwise this one might get deleted.
Last thing we need is for ralph to come in and make a mass errect thread.
>>173011135
>>173011135
>>173011135

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>/meg/ so far

>>173032724
>the first greentext is mine

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>>173032724
>half of them are mine

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First for only pure girl in the franchise.

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>>173032724
>first greentext on 2nd page about holding in cum is mine

nice

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>>173033091
A personal favorite of mine.

>>173032724
problem with the last part
Garrus was talking about some military turian
Vetra was never truly a member of turian society
Which means that Scott has to put his "pole" up her ass to make her a true turian

>>173033376
Nah, Garrus could've easily gotten a "favor" off her when he was doing his Archangel shit

>>173033480
>Archangel looms over the adolescent turian female smuggler, reloading his sniper rifle. "You are guilty for smuggling drugs to and from Omega, ruining lives across the galaxy, what say you in defense?"
>The turian is on the verge of tears, but the tears were not for her. "Please! I need the money for sister, she's not even 10! If you kill me you kill her, I'll do anything if you let me go."
>"Anything?"

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Now that the crack is out in record time, could we all take a moment to laugh at the people who actually paid money for this mess of a game?

>>173033673
>most entertaining part is the multiplayer
>stuck with the broken, launch version because Denuvo gets updated with every patch
Not really, although i'm glad those fucking Denuvo shills are getting their shit pushed in again.

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>>173033673
>>173033816
Biodrones on suicide watch

>>173031205
Well, patches will not be available until they rip those too.

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>>173033863
>>173033816
>>173033673
owo, what's this

>>173033902
I wish I got all those (You)s, Mac. But fact is that there are more people who don't like your disaster game.

>>173033673
I'd rather pay money and receive the patches when they roll out.

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>>173033673
how long did it take? 3 weeks?
lmaoing at that shill that posted the denuvo news article
>MEA still as V3
>EA didnt even bother to buy V4
topkek

>>173034059
>Paying money to get your broken game fixed
Nice, mate.

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>>173033902
You got me pham.

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>people paid 50+ for this

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>>173034059
>this is a serious post

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>>173032724
>a geth unit is the reason why Scott and Vetra have to get married

>>173034059
You'd even give Bioware money if they charged for each individual patch, wouldn't you?

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>>173033863
>posts in /meg/
>he thinks he is not a biodrone

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Where can I get the crack lads?

Not registering an account on layer13

>>173034167
I don't mind. I enjoy the game as is. Already gotten 41 hours out of it over the course of five days.

>>173034273
No.

>>173034303
>PLS SPOONFEED ME
Do you know what the function of google is, reddit?

>>173034354
I went on piratebay and kickass torrents and I saw no legit crack

>>173034318
>Already gotten 41 hours
>Still says he'd rather pay money to get the game fixed even though the fixes won't come in till you've finished the game
Nice

>>173034303
It's even on the bay, mate.

>>173034303
rarbg
skidrow
but didnt see anything crack only

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stop with the pirate vs paid argument and just post vetra

>>173034517
There is no argument though. Everyone who isn't a shill knows this game isn't worth the money and should be pirated

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>>173034517
>dinos

>>173034414
If you hate the game so much, why do you even care?

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>>173034517
>>173032724
>>173032439
people who have the right idea

>>173034517
Blue

Cunny

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>>173034517
every character in MEA is shit
is that you by any chance?

>>173034646
What's wrong, Mac? Are you angry people are pirating your mess?

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>>173034642
And here I missed /v/edditors calling everyone shills.

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>>173034748
Go away, newfag. Back to where you came from.

>>173034717
Every character in every videogame ever made is garbage.
There's no writing talent in this industry, and there will never be because this is an industry that unironically gets impressed by Deus Ex and Thief.
Videogame plots will never amount to anything but glorified superhero movies, and characters will never be more than generc archetypes with no depth.

>>173034682
How much do Turian and human dicks differ?

Which one does Vetra prefer?

>>173034830
/v/eddit, you spent 2 days calling everyone who talked about MEA a shill and then got tired, you'll leave in another 2 days once again.
/v/eddit doesn't have enough attention span to do anything meaningful anymore.

>>173034717
What is this thing?

>>173011418
Reminder that when Garrus was a cop he pulled Vetra over for speeding and she used her womanly assets to avoid a ticket.

This is cannon. I read it in the codex.

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>>173033673
>>173033863

>calling the game shit
>still plays it

What kind of retard logic is this?

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HOW DO YOU LOOT THAT SHIT ?????

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>>173013735
>/meg/
>dying

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>>173034893
Turian dicks, she still remembers that handsome Turian full of reach

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>51 gb

This is bigger than the original ME series + DLC

>>173034893

I would assume she doesn't care much about genitalia since she'd just as soon date the autistic sister as she would Scott.

>>173034893
Turian cocks are 30 percent longer than human dicks but are 50 percent thinner
. . .so I have been told

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>>173034893
question answered here >>173026145

>>173034907
>Being this new
Sad!

>>173034738
Not really. It's just amusing that people are here complaining about the game, yet still play it.

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>>173034842
I wonder what Mass Effect would be like if Chris Avellone was lead writer.

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>>173034842
>forgetting the best romance in videogames and the sole reason to even play Mass Effect
shiggy

>>173034928
your typical vetrafag

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>>173011093
WHERE ARE THE PATCH NOTES YOU SAID THERE WILL BE PATCH NOTES

>>173034197
Jokes on you I paid 40

>>173034990
it's a big game..almost 70 hrs in and still got a lot to do

Also why the fuck would i regret buying it? I wanna play multiplayer, and i can afford it..

>>173032510
this

>>173034116
12 days

>>173035065
Sure thing, Mac! Buying your own game is great!

>>173035014
Good to see you have no arguments and that you know you are only here because of the crack.
I wonder how many hours you'll last this time.

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>>173035065
>it's a big game

For you

>>173035049
Go treat yourself to a movie or something anon, they'll be released when you come back

>>173035015

It's almost as if you can like something and still acknowledge its faults. Perhaps even be upset because you know for a fact that they could have done better.

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>>173034959
>not pirating this C-level game to laught at the horrendous animations, bugs and subpar writing
its like you dont even know what fun is
the game has great meme potential

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Reminder that the Asari plague must be destroyed if humanity is to have a future in Andromeda.

>>173034893
We've already been over this.
Vetra worshipping human cock is canon.
CANON.

>>173035018
It would be shit, of course.

>>173035115
Using exclamations is reddit behaviour, please stop.

>>173035116
I've been here longer than you, immigrant. I actually wonder how long you will last this time.

>>173035149

>ironically playing a game

You should get a job or something

F A D E
T O
B L A C K

Avitus is cute.

Especially when you get him to chuckle, he has a cute laugh.

The redhead pilot seems cute. Should I get the game to do cute things with her? I liked kelly in 2 and 3.

>>173033713
>The turian, still in recovery, is softly chirping as she is lightly grasping the medic's throat
>The medic can't understand whether she is making death threats upon humans or commenting on how soft he is

Does Scott go innadesert with Vetra to shoot guns and hold hands afterwords?

>>173035158
Don't worry, Sarissa made sure to thin their ranks for us.

>>173035202
t. /v/edditor
I'm surprised your attention span was long enough to reply to me.
You left 2 days after launch, you'll leave in 2 days once again.

>>173035149
If you want to laugh at horrendous animations, bugs and subpar writing, and a terrible videogame overall, as long as it has the Bioware label on it it will be a good choice to do so.

where can i see the announcement?
twitch?
youtube?

>>173035267
>he didn't read the manuals

>>173035065
Wow... So this... is bioware quality...

Must buy...

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>>173035158
"Scott, we already have two dumb blue bitches aboard the tempest and they're already taking up so much resources with their long lifespans. Does Andromeda really need more of them?"

>>173035149

99 % of the time everyone is just staring with a dumb blank face though, it's like the devs gave up with facial animations after you get the Tempest. Even the cringe writing pretty much dies away after that point.

>>173035264
No.
Scott goes into the desert with Vetra to shoot scavers and hold hands

>>173035270
You are posting in /meg/, you are a biodrone just like him.

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>tfw it's gonna take nearly a day a 1mb
>30 seeders vs 2168 leechers

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What would a half human half turian baby look like?

vetra shit
also discuss something other than piracy, waifus and gamergate

nobody is talking about the actual GAMEPLAY, so i imagine its shit

>>173035142
>It's almost as if you can like something and still acknowledge its faults.
I know, and I am. I understand acknowledging that the game has faults, but sitting here and straight up shitting on the game and everyone that bought it is just retarded.

>>173035381
should have bought the game you left leaning parasite

Are the credits from strike team reward boxes supposed to be a bloody joke reward? 10-40 credits each box?

>>173035405
>no greentexting
>no upper cases

>>173035440
>bloody joke
Redditors and bongs detected.
Please, kill yourselves.

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>>173035158
Andromeda's asari are all clones.

>>173035434
>buying a broken game

lmao, I'm patient.

>>173035440

Credits are useless after you have all the nomad skins anyway. Get over it.

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>>173035241
Suvi is lesbian

Wait a minute. Both crewsmates are redheads and both are gay. Weird. They also both have accents

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>>173035374
>/meg/ is a biodrone thread
fuck of newfag, the whole reason /meg/ exists is for people to talk about their crippling depression after they finished the games. it was never a place of love for the series except for ME1.

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>>173035405
we talked about that 5 and 11 threads ago, morning thread is the time for scott/vetra writing prompts.

>>173035505
>it was never a place of love for the series except for ME1.
>unironically liking a watered down version of KOTOR, which was already a mediocre RPG
Kill yourself biodrone.

Tali GOAT waifu

Tali DLC when?

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>>173035464
I thought Asari were supposed to be beautiful, what happened?

>>173035554
she may have goat legs, but it doesn't make her a goat

>>173035405
I can get started.

What are your builds?

I'm on my first playthrough.
>Infiltrator
>Isharay (sniper rifle) with as much damage as possible.
>Tactical Cloak for invisibility shenanigans.
>Incinerate + Overload combo for more single target damage and slight AoE, and it has insane armor removal.

Been thinking about respeccing and going full biotic/tech build. It's surprisingly fun to combo down hordes of enemies.

>>173035270
i don't regret it, it IS a good game, and i'm rich bitch, sorry you are a poor little shit - go work and make money so you won't regret buying your games.

>i'm so cool because i pirate my games
yeah that stopped being cool 5 years ago

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>redditors calling /v/irgins biodrones while /v/irgins call redditors biodrones
fucking hell

Are ars and pistols ( besides the talon and scorpion) viable in gold ranking MP? If so, which ones?

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>>173035560
Asari are Mass Effect's Twi'leks
And Twi'leks are only good as rancor bait

>>173035501
I know she is, so am I. That's why I'm interested silly.

Her voice actor was Cait in fallout 4 who was my crush in that game too, so I'm pretty interested.

Worth getting the game for me if she's cute and fun to talk to.

>>173035581
Also GOAT hips

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>>173035542
>trying this hard

Announcement?

>>173035640
Go back to shill this dead franchise elsewhere, biodrone.

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Is the announcement out yet?

>>173035581
Do you think Tali and mr tumnus have fucked?

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>>173035607
>it IS a good game
>i'm rich bitch
>sorry you are a poor little shit
>go work and make money so you won't regret buying your games
>yeah that stopped being cool 5 years ago
thanks for the good laugh

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>>173035294
>No you are the redditor! I've been here for one month!
Cute newfags

>>173035735
no, germs

>>173035751
No, /v/edditor, although at this point, there's no difference between reddit and /v/
Good thing you have no attention span and you'll leave in no time.

>>173033658
Is Garrus going to rape a semi-legal Vetra?

>>173035716
No! Let's talk about why we like Liam while we wait!

>>173035631
Oh well then yeah, Suvi's pretty great. She's interesting and sweet

>>173035560
One of us.
One of us.

>>173035682
>make post about why I am not a biodrone
>still get called a biodrone
you are one of the really slow sort, arent ya? you should learn to read.
or maybe you are just so new that you dont understand how greentext works.

>>173035793
It isn't rape if it's part of the sentence, anon

Why is this bitch Jill the focus in my GAY MALE romance with Gil? Is he dating me or her? F*cking hell!

>>173035790
its clear you migrated from reddit, why do you try so hard to fit in?

>>173035897
Poor Sunset Shimmer, she deserves better.

>>173035875
True enough
Godspeed, Archangel

>>173035897
immoral

>>173035856
That's great, thank you anon. I've seen some pretty hilarious youtube videos of all the bugs in the game but if they wrote a cool character/romance like they used to (i liked me1 and da:o a lot, not just the characters too) then those sorts of things are a lot more important to me.

>>173035834
No one likes Liam.

ITT: People that are complaining about ME:A not being their waifu simulator.

>>173036027
>2B stalking 9S
>Big Mac watching while Shining Armor faces away
I get most of the references here except the fursuit or whatever on the top left.

>>173036027
>Scott
>Not Alec
0/10

>>173036053
Romances are the most important thing about Bioware games to a lot of people desu. They're really the only games the fleet me have a gay character

>>173035790
The fact tht you don't even recognise the obvious oldfags shows how new you are.

I don't really understand why you keep pretending

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can you fucking cunts just stop arguing like a bunch of redditors?

>>173036171
Ah, haven't played that one yet, thanks. I still don't get why they'd include the CCS wand in the autism pile though.

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>>173036163
>I posted an old picture, that means I'm an oldfag!

>>173035248
>Both the medic and the femtur slowly develop a basic sign language together in-order to understand each other

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>>173035874
>I-I SWEAR I'M NOT A BIODRONE ALTHOUGH I LIKE A MASS EFFECT GAME

>>173036163
>not a single tripfag
>oldfags
Kill yourself.

>>173033658
I thought the Liam email copypasta about Vetra was funnier, someone please post it

This game looks very uninteresting. Redpill me it, meg.

>>173036249
>>173036286
>Not recognising writing styles
Mate. Liara autist is obvious from miles away, newfags

>>173036178
There's an argument going on? I didn't notice

>>173036337
It's a videogame set in space about killing aliens.

>>173036337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy0hyPZWSwY
Psychotic raptor girlfriend

newfags > oldfags

>>173033658
tfw Garrus will never adopt Sid after killing Vetra

>>173036337
It's got lots of little problems that stack up quickly enough, but if you're already invested in the franchise then you'll probably be able to divorce the problems from the experience enough to have a good time.

Raptor girlfriends.

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>>173036375
it's
>not an argument
it's more like a few newfags fighting over who's less of a newfag

>>173036337
It's uninteresting. Not worth your money.

Pirate it if you want though

>>173036426
I should put that sentence into a word document to preserve it forever. I'd need to change "good" to "okay" at the end, but it perfectly summarizes why I'm playing ME:A right now.

>>173036384
Done to death. Might as well play D44M again.

>>173036392
I happen to like my peepee. So no, thanks.

I think one of the problems I have with finding a built that I like for explorer is that nothing really feels like it would be the explorer's skill.

Singularity is an Adept skill
Charge is and always has been Vanguard
Remnant VI and the turret are clearly Engineer
Cloak is Infiltrator's bread and butter.
All the combat skills just seem to fit with Soldier and nothing else.

Sentinel's classic ability is now a passive, but explorer just doesn't feel like it really takes one of the abilities and makes it it's own.

>>173036426
>but if you're already invested in the franchise
You mean things like the old characters, visiting places like the Citadel or Omega again? Yeah, I'd love to see those again.

>Raptor girlfriends.
See >>173036483

>>173036476
How big is it?

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>Just came back to the ship after the Asari ark mission and saw Vetra and Cora having a huge fight in the meeting room, and Vetra snarled at her and said "Race traitors deserve gas chambers."

How the fuck did bioware get away with this?

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>>173036626
50gb

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually Vetra. She's busy tending to what's left of her cloaca. So she survived our fuck on Kadara. She's not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your cock wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire Turian is dying because you lacked the girth to win. The legend of Ryder needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your cucking. -Liam

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>>173036632
yeah no way that it wasn't cora who said that

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>>173036632
>''Daddy said Andromeda was humanity's rightful property. Daddy said aliens should get back in their arks and go back the way they came. Vetra, Peepee. You are aliens.''
What the fuck man.

>>173036426
>>173036479
>being ok with the franchise you like being raped by inexpierienced shitters
toppleb

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>>173036461
>tfw you've been here for the better part of a decade but will still never not be a newfag
If only they knew...

>>173036632

Because she was raised by Quarians, her oppression points outweigh Cora's trans-asari status

>>173036705
I'll pass.

IS THERE A CRACK ONLY RELEASE , I GOT THE GAME FILES ALREADY.

Plz respond, my max dl speed is sub 1mb/s and it would take me two days to dl the 50GB+.

Do you need the entire CPY release for it to work or would a crack only work with the original game files?

fuck

>>173036589
Ah yes good ol' mShenko

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>>173036805
Yes

>>173036632
>>173036732
Guest Writer:
Sam Raimi

>>173036857
FUCK YOU I HATE YOU GIVE ME A REAL ANSWER

Announcement?

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>>173036885
Yes, there is a crack only release that works with the original game files

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So Cora, Jaal, and Peebo are the only one with lewd scenes. Vetra and Gil had theirs cut for unknown reasons, and Liam and Suvi get something nice and sweet. I like the balance. Though I do want to know about the whole Gil and Vetra thing. For now, I'll leave it as a creative change

Is the server down at the moment? I lose connection the instant I try to deploy a strike team

>>173036936
that's a phishing site

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>>173036983
>Paying for a game that doesn't work
Hilarious

>>173036983
>he paid for an anti-white sjw garbage

>>173036983
Works fine for me.

>>173037087
>he doesn't know what strike teams are

Calm down Cletus

>>173037118
so did they fix the skin colours yet? I want to make a pale redheaded Femshep clone but dont want to play a fucking mulatto.

>>173037179
Nope, you can only make brown people. So progressive!

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>>173036740
I would like to hold a vain hope that they will learn from this experience and put their best foot forwards for the sequel.

I would really like to hope this.

Please, let me believe this.

>>173037118
>anti-white
wat
where
how

>inb4 DURR MUNVEER HEIRR

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>>173037216
False.

>>173037253

First it'll start with whatever this announcement is, then whatever they bother to patch, and then whether any DLC is an improvement

>>173037216
seems like the only reason to play is make a shit playthough with the worst decisions for the keks then. something like Tyrone Shepard

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>>173037253
>trusting nu-Bioware

>>173037308
>>173037309
hello bioware interns

>>173037253
>hope that they will learn from this experience
oh my sweet summerchild

>>173037309
The CC is shite though, you only get one white preset and you can barely change it.

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>>173037216
if this looks brown to you you have a bad case of nu-/pol/ induced paranoia, it usually happens when you migrate from reddit to /pol/ and try too hard to fit in

CRACK ONLY LINK PLZ I AM FUCKING DYING REEEEEEEE

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>>173037309
sisRyder is the one you can't make white. It's easier with broRyder

Also. To be fair, the lighting in vaults have a "whitening" effect

>>173037309
looks like a mixed race shitskin to me
did you ever see a real white person? you can go blind from the reflection of the sun on their skin.

>>173037396
hello not an argument

>>173037458
That's a fucking sand nigger if I ever saw one.

>>173037447
>that Joker model
Shame. I wanted lewds of him

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>>173037498
>>173037458
>>173037309
They all look identical.

>>173032724
I noticed you.
Might have to write something for one of those. We'll see, not now.

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>>173037565
you've never seen a sandnigger then

>>173037353
>>173037420
I have to believe. It's the only thing keeping me going.

Announcement?

>>173037615
In what universe? 3 looks pretty unique. I kinda see it with 1 and 2 but that's the CC's fault for limited alterations to pre-sets

>>173037552
Ummmm, sweetie, Caucasian is white, you're just being pedantic!

What is Bioware's new IP anyway

>>173037696
t. guy that made 3

>>173037768
Star Wars

>>173037714
>Ummmm, sweetie
just fuck off to reeddit again already you fucking cunt

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>>173037661
S-senpai! you didn't even get to see the story I wrote!

>>173037768
some fucking shooter, I dont think we will ever see another good game from the studio

So, do we have anyone writing the first contact war story?

>>173037838
Listen sugar, you're being a cutie and all, but you really need to read up on all the new memes if you're going to fit in.

>>173037768
Destiny Clone!

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>>173037784
I'm actually 1

Seriously though, he looks really different. Maybe if you gave him the spray-on beard

>>173037934
like literally just? thanks for the tip mememaster 3000

>>173037552
Have you ever seen a slav, you know, the only white people who are not focusing on destroying themselves?

>>173038058
No /pol/ in here please

>>173038058
>people who are not focusing on destroying themselves
>people who died before the age of 50 due to liver disease, drug abuse and getting shot

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>>173037956
your ryder looks like an older version of mine

>>173038058
>slav
>white
lel

>>173037956
They look closer to twins than default Scott and Sera, blind git.

>>173038148
That's probably because all of the presets result in basically no real customization. Weird how ME2 let you do some truly weird shit, and now we're basically back in the early 2000's.

>>173038123
Are you talking about slavs or burgers?

>>173038150
t. assblasted burgerclap
Western civilization is dead, and you killed yourselves.
At least the only people in this planet making shit games and SJW turds will die off.

>>173038205
>t. assblasted burgerclap
you are assuming alot miroslav

>>173037891
The one posted in five or six parts? I really liked it.

>>173037939
>Ah your mandible is in my nostril again!

>>173038148
Never really bothered me before, but where's the table with snacks? Weren't there a bunch of quests for popcorn and the turian equivalent?

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>>173038109
anon, we're not harming anyone

In the dlc they should have the crew make a movie.

>>173038205
Go inject some more krokodil and fall off a building like your friends, Boris.

>>173038242
>but where's the table with snacks?
those motherfuckers!
>oh i will bring snacks
>yeah and i'll bring this
>and i'll cook this
and they never do
it's just like real life, damn bioware, so realistic

>>173038240
>>173038310
Lets see
>slavs
>The Witcher 3
>STALKER

>japs
>Nier Automata
>Ni-Oh

>western white ''people''
>Mafia 3, Battlefield 1, ME:A

Seriously, what was the last time 'real white people' made a decent videogame?

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>>173038148
Because the CC isn't that great

Also, adding s touch of gray to black hair is considered a fashion choice

>>173038205
No, Nikola. Just because you saw a few black people in Germany or France doesn't mean you get to inherit the earth from your NATO-bombed so called "country" you live in.

Don't you have another civil war to create?

>>173038242
Nono, that was another anon, I made a greentext story well below it, in the same thread I think, the one before this one. It didn't come out as well as I'd hoped but i'm not use to writing in greentext format.

>>173038401
>cherrypicking
its funny to read empty argument posts by butthurt slavshits because you know yourself you are the niggers of europe but still pretend to be something else.

>>173038429
>a few
Who do you think you are fooling?

>Don't you have another civil war to create?
Don't you have to create more propaganda supporting terrorists and against your own race, cuck?

>>173038419
i hear that they're going to add more stuff to it, probably say it in the announcement
speaking of which, anybody heard anything?

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>>173037926
Someone, please, I need my cute first contact war femtur story

>>173038485
>Y-YOU ARE CHERRYPICKING
Then cherrypick proper games.
Oh, that's right, you can't, you are too focused making multiplayer competitive shooters packed to the brim with microtransactions and Ubisoft-esque open world games.

Seriously, what do you contribute to this industry aside from SJW propaganda and your love for the dicks of other races, cucks?

>>173038549
The only first contact story should be about the first human/Turian porno

>>173038378
Indeed.

>>173038435
Ah, I'm sure I read it and liked it. Can't find it in the old threads unfortunately.

>>173038582
dude, you measure success with videogames, thats so fucking pathetic in itself that I dont need a better argument.
but just to prove you wrong, Crysis is still unchallanged in graphics quality.

Announcement?

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>>173034116
he is literally a paid marketer and there probably were more but they were a bit smarter to hide it.

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>>173038549
you and me both

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>>173038487
>Don't you have to create more propaganda against your own race

Maybe race is a shitty made up concept and only brings bad shit like discrimination and war, Djordje, You'd think both of us know about idiot fascists bringing up race fucking countries up

t. Bosnier

>>173038532
What can they add? It not like they'll upgrade the CC to Saints Row levels. It's just. a lot of effort for something not that many people complain about

>>173038674
I think he means this one
>>173026145

>>173038765
Lowlanders OUT of my /meg/

>>173038663
Cute stories > lewd stories

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There should be a way to permanently disable Vetra's visor, honestly.

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>>173038718
They have announced that an Upcoming Patch will make Kallo Jath romancable for Scott (therefore fixing the no ayys for gays problem) after you take his side in the Kallo/Gil argument.

No real news yet, come back in a few hours

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>>173038880
Ah. I remember that one. I really liked it! I'm the one that posted LEWD!

>>173038935
What about lewd cute stories?

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Announcement?

I DOWNLOADED THE CRACK ONLY FROM HERE >>173036936
AND IT CODED ALL MY PHOTOS NOW IT'S ASKING ME FOR 500 EURO RANSOM

WHAT THE FUCK /meg/

fucking seriously?

>>173039020
Too sudden. Everyone, even Reyes, has some sort of build up

>>173038996
I like how the bars aren't padded so you're guaranteed to smash your head to pieces when crashing.

Also I'm off for a little walk around the lake, I'll be back in a bit. Maybe I'll write something short about a certain minor skirmish

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ANNOUNCEMENT?

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>>173039168

>>173039125
is that really a thing that happens?

>>173039168
10 minutes

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>When your Turian girlfriend sees your dick for the first time

>>173039208
It happened just now for fucks sake... FUCK

>>173039208
yeah, he's lucky they're only asking for 500 euros

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>Crack already out

NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, DENUVO IS IN CHARGE HERE

>>173039131
That's why there are new flirt options way before that.

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>>173039275
40 pound doesn't seem so expensive now does it?

>>173039208
Ransomware. It's really scary. It's why I back important things up on separate devices.

>>173039158
Was gonna add 'when I get back' but I obviously forgot.

>>173039275
Disconnect your computer and reformat, then reinstall. That's what I'd do. I wouldn't pay, there's no guarantee the process will reverse. But it's up to you what you do. I'm no expert. I'm sorry this happened to you.

>>173039306
It was version 3, of course it got cracked.

>>173039125
hahaha seriously? post a screenshot
>skidrowgamesreloaded
you didnt think that odd?

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>>173039383
left leaning pirate parasites unequivocally BTFO

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>this kills the biodrone

>>173039385
It's all my family photos from the last 15 years... I have no backup

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Announcement?

>>173039492
We already told you, ten minutes!

>>173039479
i thought you were just memeing at first, i'm really sorry anon.

>>173039401
good to see you accept your defeat.

>>173039435
>left leaning parasites BTFO
>gave money to EA
how much of a retarded goy are you?

>>173039519
>>173039492
Announcement for what?

>>173039468
>1.0 MB/s
>43.9 kB/s
>15h 3m
Well that kills me. Get a faster connection.

>>173039549
How long until they make their next announcement

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>>173039545
>violating the NAP by stealing somebody's resources
into the helicopter you go

>>173039492
Patch coming at the end of the month.

>>173039545
>defeat
>has named two games, none of which are from this decade, both from dead franchises that died due to how shitty the last entries were
You have nothing to contribute except cancer, you don't know how to make good videogames, you are a cancer that needs to be purged.

>>173039549
Supposed to be a patch and response about the game today, but people are being stupid and autistic and expecting it to post in the early hours of the morning West Coast Burger time?

>>173039479
well you are fucking retarded. learn from your mistake and be glad its only photos.

>>173039582
Nah my connection is fine, just the seeder/leecher ratio is shit since it just came out

>>173011093
I wonder, did Andromeda improve on anything from 1,2 or 3? I was thinking combat but then I realized how they limit your active abilities, give your stupid profiles instead that puts them on cooldown when swapping. They also removed something I liked from ME2, the barrier enemies. Now it is just shields and armor.

I would say consumable special ammo is a step up from the passive/active ammo abilities in the other games.

Is there anything done better here?

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>>173039275
>>173039125
Why didn't you just download it from a trusted piratebay user

>>173039272
"Its small and cute, just like you!"
>t-thanks

>>173039614
>end of the month
lul
Game is dead by then.

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>>173039590
I hope you are just pretending to be retarded.

>>173039620
>moves goalpost and thus accepting his inferior argument but still tries to argue by calling them cancer 2 times in the same sentence
you slavshits and your autistic outbursts are funny, please continue.

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>>173039857
>said the divide and conquer kike posting obongo

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Why does everyone complain about the shotgun range in this game anyways? Are all of you exclusively using the Piranha or something? Because the ones I've been using have pretty decent range.

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>>173039857
Seriously, have white ''people'' made anything in this industry worth discussing in the past 10 years?
Can you name one?
I bet you can't, because there's nothing.
You don't contribute anything to this industry.

Pic related, the team that developed Andromeda.
This is how you see who's the problem in here.

>>173039125
>>173039275
falseflagging EA shill trying to do some damage control/10
nice try

ANNOUNCEMENT?

>>173039730
The car was better than ME1 or 2

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>>173039857
>still hasn't mentioned anything but two games released decades ago
Are whiteys the ultimate has beens?

>>173039931
>using words you dont know the meaning of

>>173039962
I just did, maybe in your angry tantrum you forget about it already.
whats your argument besides witcher 3?
pls no stalker or I die from laughter

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>>173039962
oh you know
witcher games

>>173039962
Bioshock 1 and 2 were designed by a bunch of white people, I think.

>>173039730
the car, the worlds, the ship atmosphere

>>173039994
You gonna give me 500 euro to unlock my photos? How about you go to that link and download it for yourself to fucking see what happens.

>>173040079
>trying so hard to prove that you're not nu-/pol/
sorry shlomo, but you're not trying hard enough

>>173040081
The one made by slavs?

>>173040079
The Witcher 3 isn't even that special, it stands out because the RPGs that white people make are massive turds like Mass Effect Andromeda, Skyrim and Fallout 4.