/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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moste

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Cora a TASTIEST ASSHOLE.

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Reminder that we solved this argument once and for all, stop trying to say otherwise

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>>172955169
Sure we did.

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>>172955015
Beste.
Vetrafags, do you have a screenshot of Vetra's handholding from the Tempest? I need it for a collection.

>>172954221
Is the imgur link for the collages broken for anyone else?

Cora a cute

>>172955312
Yes.

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THICC ASS

>>172955605
that hair isn't in regulation

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>>172955598
That's not good.

Can we blame Ralph for this or nah?

>>172955692
She's a spectre at that point and can wipe her ass with the regs.

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>>172955692

Neither is, y'know, not wearing pants, socks or shoes.

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>>172955437
the cutest!

>>172955935
She's trying to distract the enemy

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>>172955723
>>172954459
WHY DO I STILL WANT TO FUCK THIS

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>>172955312
>>172955598
>>172955703
4chan sometimes fucks up links and I don't know why. type out the link and it works again or just use this:

http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

I once sabotages /dag/'s OPs by making a new thread and changing letters in the pastebins, youtube links and imgur galleries

>>172955723
I want to build a home with Vetra.

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>wake up
>still no Vetra gf
>no soft hum from a sleeping femtur in my bed
>no slight scarring on my shoulder from when she accidentally grabbed me too hard
>she's not spooning me with her 6'6 frame
>I'm not jetpacking her

jdimsa

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Also someone should really really update the updated pastebin with Andromeda stuff because I sure as fuck am too lazy to do that.

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>>172956038
>>172955723
>>172956207
>>172956237
>tfw other chans /v/ is down and I can't post porn here
SUFFERING

>>172956079
The one in the OP is missing the Q at the end.

>>172956038
Welcome to the club. There are no answers here, only weird porn.

>>172956038
>>172956038
>Ywn fuck a Femtur
Dreams were made for this exact moment

>>172956310
Can't you just Spoiler it?

>>172956079
>I once sabotages /dag/'s OPs by making a new thread and changing letters in the pastebins, youtube links and imgur galleries
This is funny. I will repeat this in the future

>>172956315
well then someone simply fucked up copying.

>>172956310
I like that picture. Makes me think of a couple going to travel together.

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>>172956315
like >>172956310 said there is no porn here, so there's no porn and no answers

>>172956331
>>172956237
I can't tell if my dick would bleed or if I'd cum to quickly

Asari should be exterminated from all galaxies.

They are nothing more than man-eaters.

>live for a thousand years
>all female
>pretty much all become strippers at some point
>all children are also asari

They exist to tempt men like the destructive succubi they are.

Can anyone shed some light on why severing the connection to SAM will actually kill Ryder?

When you're playing as your sibling, SAM mentions that resetting the basic functions will remove access that he "shouldn't have taken".

What access did he take that he shouldn't have?

From Hunting The Archon mission, he explains that he can kill you because he already has access to your physiology to enchance performance during combat - so this access is obviously granted due to how that particular SAM works, how does "shouldn't have" play in? In that case, he's nothing more than just a voice in your head.

That dialogue doesn't make sense to me at all, but maybe I'm thinking too much into it.

Raeka or scouts?

>>172956417
>All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) themes are to be considered "work safe." Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed on the work safe boards.

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>>172956417
tired got banned for it still

>>172956605
>work safe board
MY ASS

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Quarians!

>>172956526
Cum until you bleed

>>172956605
I should have been banned quite a few times by now, apparently. Whoops.

>>172956574
>leader of a species or half a dozen space nogs

Gee I wonder

So what do you think the announcement tomorrow will be about

>>172956526
Well, Ryder kept at it for around a minute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ5waeCv5lk

>>172956853
>"We accidentally released the Alpha version."

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>>172956759
>all this femtur cancer
>sara cancer
>tumblr comes int
>at least talifags aren't her.......
mfw

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>>172956853
>many of you have voiced your concerns about the facial animations
>we are taking quick and decisive action to rectify this, and as such all faces will be removed in the upcoming patch

>>172956951
Tell us more about how you hate good things.

>>172956951
Be brave, little toaster.

>>172957075
Helmets always on? Improvement.

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>>172956819
>feels like fucking wet sand paper
>dick starts to hurt like fuck
>still cum
Worth it?

>>172956907
Manlet confirmed
also this still pisses me off we never got this because of lesbians

how long until the announcement

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>>172956951

>>172957245
Announcement is tomorrow, dingdong.

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>go to bathroom
>see this
>what do

>>172957372

flush it down the toilet

Oh wow finding the Asari ark mission was badly done.

>>172957219
I don't think tattoos on turians would work

>>172957506
how so?

>>172957372
Demand my bathrobe back.

>>172957638
your name is vetra too?

>>172957219
>tattoos
>on a chitin-like material

Can I tattoo crabs?

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Posting best team

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>>172955437
Agreed

>join MP game
>unlimited ammo, no cooldowns

uh oh

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>>172954221
why is the end of MEA so /comfy/?
>tfw I haven't felt this /comfy/ in years

>>172957690
>>172957516
Maybe its paint covered with some varnish to protect it?

>>172957753
ding dong bannu

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>>172957516
>>172957690
idk maybe it's a pain job

>>172957618

Every Asari in the game except Peebee looks the same. It was really bad in ark mission.

>>172957741
Jaals head is disgusting

Is it just me, or does Voeld's ice have wetter texture and some water splashes when you drive over it after the vault?

>>172957685
Let me amend that. Demand my bathrobe back and figure out who brought the embroidery machine.

>>172957372
Tell her to get out off the way, I need to piss.

There's one bathroom for ten people. The novelty wore off by the third time I saw Drack's balls.

>>172954221
Whom did meg ally with.. Sloane or Reyes? I saved Sloane in my save but feel like reloading.

>>172957992
Reyes, but I'll save Sloane ng+

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Need more wet waifus.

>>172957804
Is that what they call a turian jacking you off?

>>172957809
Yeah the clones arriving at the nexus

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>>172957816
ur disgusting

>>172956819
>I should have been banned quite a few times by now, apparently. Whoops.
someone has to report you or some janny or mod must come to the thread and by chance see it in order for you to get banned or at the very least the pic getting removed.
then the next question is what is worksafe, is posting Cora's blank ass still worksafe or not? what about blood/guro? where is the exact line?
sadly no one could ever answer that.

>>172957992
Reyes, I tried saving sloane in ng+ but reloaded and killed her again.
She's still a bitch even if you save her.

>>172956564
Someone? :^)

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>Daddy told me Andromeda was human property.
>Daddy told me aliens should get back in their arks and go back the way they came.
>Vetra. Peepee. You are aliens.

>>172956564
replaying the start on habitat-7 should explain things to you, and this time try to pay attention

>>172957992
reyes, he seems like a good ally for the initiative and sloane is an annoying brutish cunt, i've wanted to shoot her since the moment i met her

>>172958237
It's so vague it's all down to the personal perception of the janitors, which is where the problems happen. One day you're fine, the next you're in the /trash/ without any explanation. Have fun with that.

is there any truth to a crack coming soon?

>ywn laser etch your name into a femtur's backside

>>172958362
Alec was a xenophile. He was closer to Raeka than he was to his own kids.

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>>172958746
should be, so prepare for all the talifags that boycotted this shitty game to become raptorfags

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Heleus is for the Angara, all others get out

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>>172958892
>so prepare for all the talifags that boycotted this shitty game to become raptorfags
>mfw that means raptor porn will explode in popularity
>mfw all the tumblr bs will go down in popularity and be replaced by straight femturaryan smut

>>172958746
CPY announced something for tomorrow, their exact words were "doing it Zoidberg style", and everyone guessed it's a reference to the awkward animations of ME:A. could be anything though, not holding my breath until I see what exactly it is.
fitgirl already announced ME:A to be "up soon" on his/her site though but the announcement is there since ME:A was released so take that with a grain of salt.
I won't be mad if it's something else.

>>172959015
They should count their lucky stars the Initiative is a civilian operation and not a military one.

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>>172958808
Sara loved daddy.

>>172959151
I'm hoping making the first outpost military will change that for mea2

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>>172958235
Now anon, there's no need to be rude. Let people say what they want, I think knowing he's the canon husbando is enough.

>>172958892
>switching from worst waifu to 2nd worst waifu
can't really say it's much of an improvement.

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>finish game
>pick dialogue option where Ryder says "I couldn't have done it without you" to Vetra
>she wants to ditch the victory celebration to fuck

Best girl. And the only real reason to look forward to any DLC.

>>172958045
>>172958267
>>172958474
The last time someone asked, almost everyone saved Sloane.

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>>172959337
the cancer is real

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>>172959110
Don't give me this false hope anon.

The fact there's now more that two drawfags and one writefag doing femtur stuff is already too much for me to handle. I spent years scrounging for this shit.

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>tfw using three Piranhas
I need help

>>172957992
Reyes. At the very least he's new and might do shit differently. If he's as much of a fuck up as Sloane, we can always take him out too.

>>172959241
Congratulations, choosing a military outpost will start you off with +100 Heleus readiness against the Jardaan's return.

Ryder check your email

>ok let me just go back to tempest and depart to space first

>>172959560
He just wanted you to notice his /fa/ as fuck capelet.

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>>172959516
think about it >>172958892 is right all the talimancers I have seen that have played the game went for vetra, and if the mountains of tali porn says anything about what that fanbase is full of I think we have alot of fun shit ahead of us

>>172959346
I still perfer the first femtur but yeah best girl for me a is vetra

>>172960127
>tits
groce

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>>172960127

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>>172960127
>fake-asses on a femtur

Speaking of asses and femturs though...

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stop raptorfaging and embrace the true best girl /meg/

>>172959516
What would you like to see in a femtur ficlet?

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>>172960613
I will.

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>>172960613
>her

>>172960613
Zero personality, Asariboo.
No thanks, next.

>>172960613
Her helmet looks really stupid

>>172960663
vetra getting blasted out of the airlock

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>>172960512
>can't show this
You better post this on other chan when it's up....

>>172960613
never

>>172960663
her getting railed by a single human male
her experiencing a cock that while is shorter then the average turian is twice as thick
her 6'6 self crying about getting rammed by a man no greater then 6'4 in height (but not a manlet)

>>172960613
I already have no one else can competef or me, but if they want their raptor then let them have it

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>>172960613
Already embraced her in the Pathfinder's quarters.

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>>172960127
>Big turian titties

Thank you anon

>>172960663
Honestly? I'd probably want something more fluffy romantic than lewd, if the anons up there are right the latter won't be hard to come by.

Unless you meant specific story ideas in which case you'll have to give me a minute, you're the one who knows how to do this.

>>172960839
Made me laugh, not gonna lie.

>>172960891
>a man no greater then 6'4 in height (but not a manlet)

Sorry but that's a manlet by turian standards
She thinks you are a manlet

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>>172960613

The cutest. I want to KISS her nose!

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NO SEXUALIZING SARA BEYOND THIS POINT
____________________________

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>>172961123
I'm not in the NBA anon I will never be tall by their standards

>>172961067
shame vetra has no tits unlike nyreen

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Oh Scott, you have the best sense of humor.

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I don't want to be judgemental, but you could kill someone with that nose. Ten meters away.

>>172961326
>>172960891
>I-I'm not a manlet, I just wanted you guys to know that 6'4" is not a manlet ok

lmao

>>172961318
trick she's a slut and you know she is.

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>>172961326
Says who? Nyreen didn't look like she had tits when she had her armor on either. For all we know, Vetra is stacked, and struggles to fit her armor on every day.

>>172960663
I've always found the idea of cultural differences really interesting in cross species relations, not even necessarily in a romantic sense. Like one party doing something the other really wasn't expecting, or looking kind of ridiculous. Or just sharing things with one another out of curiosity.

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can mods make it against the rules to waifufag
>>172961390
>>172959501
clever

>>172961496
thanks for posting this based anon

>>172961496
DING DONG BANNU

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>>172960613
>people actually like this sperg
Asari Arc ruined her for me, the facial animations and interactions between them we so terrible I can't look at her without suffering PTSD

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The utility shuttles look really cool.

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>>172961318
WARNING: lewd hand holding

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>>172961669
How will Sara react when she discovers the truth?

>>172961669
>showing off his bulge to the camera

What a fuckin' slut.

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post your Ryders, want to see some abomination

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>>172961669

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>>172959501
You say that like Grievous isn't sexy

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>>172961496
END OF THE RHINE

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>>172961496
RIP thread

>>172961442
>6'4 is manlet
I forgot the new average height is 6'11 I will go and cry in my coner with all the other manlets

>>172961458
Look at that pic, the bumps on her tactical hoodie, those platits are almost milkable from the looks of it

>>172961771
You can tell he was designed by tumblr hambeasts at Bioware.

The way jaalfags here act toward him also make me think there are hamplanets among us. Notice how almost none of them are asking for Scott/Jaal material, it's all self-insert ugly female Ryders pining for him.

So I take it a big plot point in Andromeda 2 is trying to find a cure for your mom and wake her from cryo?

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>>172961837

>>172961390
Something tells me you would really like the cut Vetra sex scene animation that got pulled out of the game files.

https://mega.nz/#!ImYT3RID!GzZAwutYcBtQL19JnKdehQ9LImcJ_DyYRUpV3LAFwCs

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>>172961836
This time, WE are the aliens.

>>172962034
I wouldn't doubt it.

>>172962034
Jaalfags are just the tumblr fucks that migrated over here because /v/ is cancer but hostile to them and they have no other home
Say what you want about the raptorfags at least the straight ones aren't from that shithole

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>>172962034
Fixed.

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>>172959346

>>172960663
Vetra and Scott being fluffy, romantic, teasing, and affectionate with only dashes of lewd.

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>This lifesize bust is made of PLA & clay and stands 73cm tall. Weight 1,8 kg.

>>172962034
>You can tell he was designed by tumblr hambeasts at Bioware.
Even speaking as a Jaalfag, was there ever any doubt? Have you SEEN some of his romance scenes? Guy's the ultimate example of husbando pandering.

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>>172961836
NG+ managed to unfuck her face a bit

Has anybody found a decent weapon combo that allows you to switch between Infiltrator and Vanguard fluidly?

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Classic Sara.

>>172962279

Vetra was designed to be the ultimate dykebait for tumblr. Look how masculine and deep her voice is.

>>172962316
still better than papier-mache Jack

>>172962316
Ok which group is the worst
>raptorfags (garrus)
>talibans
>raptorfags (vetra)
>blueberryfags
>jaalfags
>the various faggots
>tattoofags
>the tards that romanced miranda

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>>172962034
>>172962279

>implying scott and 100% straight vetra isn't canon
>implying scott's autistic sister and jaal isn't canon
>implying anyone here self inserts since we all fucking hate ourselves
>wanting scott/jaal material
>fags
why do we allow fags here again?

>>172962357
He is the hybrid of Garrus as the reliable badass sniper bf with awkward and bashful at romance moments mixed with Thane and his feelings and deep emotions.

Garrus is still better

>>172962571
Blueberryfags hands down.

>>172962069
i ain't clicking that shit nigga

>>172962614
>muh canon

You're part of the problem

>>172962571
/pol/tards

>>172962571

Whichever you are.

>>172962542
>turians give birth to live young
>lol they don't need tits

Nigger how do they feed their babies then? Fuck off with this shit, they have racks, get over it

>>172960127
She was smiling bashfully at him, mandibles waving slightly. The bed creaked gently as she shifted her weight, the breasts jiggled gently as she moved.
"What the hell."
She hums low in her throat and fondles her comically oversized tits.
"Hi there." She says with a low sensual murmur. "Do you like what you see?"
Sharp grey talons encircle her nipple.
"uhh.."
The turian grins and lets out an exaggerated moan as she pinches the nipple and pulls it outward.
Both breasts fall off, leaving a flaccid and usless bra.
"Aww.." She kicks the breast, sending it bouncing across the floor. "I thought they'd stay longer."
The man is still reeling as the Happy-joke time™ Novelty mammaries (Milk squirters sold separately)™ gently pokes his foot.
"April fools!"

>>172960839
There had been times Vetra regretted going to andromeda, times she wished she had stayed and done something with her life.
This was one such time.
A loud roar, the air howled around her. She couldn't hold on for much longer.
"Come on sis! Don't be a pussy-cat!" Sid yelled over the roaring wind, her bathsuit flapping violently in the storm.
"That's not how you say-" And then her sister grabbed Vetra's clenched hands, and pried her talons away from the ledge.
She screamed, all the way down down into the pool.
She hated water-parks, but found she had to suppress a laugh when she realized she was still alive.

>>172960891
He kissed her knees, jerked her spurs off and licked her shinplates.
"D-don't you want to fuck? I can lean down, or I can lift you."
The little man turned his head. "Lady I pay to be pleasured, not be harassed. I'm tall enough for your most sensitive spots, your knees. Lift me at your own risk."
She closed her eyes, he paid good, but all that preparation and perfume seemed so unneccessary now.
"all right." She sighed as he slobbered all over her legs.
"Lady I'm gonna rock your world." He said and stood on his toes, just barely reaching her thigh. "Just you wait."

>>172955015
Damn it I was going to go for raptor woman but there's something about Jaal.

>>172962571
Blueberry

>>172962647
It's an actual velociraptor sucking sick and then getting fucked

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>>172962571
All of them.

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>>172962787
i ain't clicking that shit nigga even more now

>>172962639
I'll always love Garrus, but honestly I think Jaal is giving him a run for his money - though again, he has the advantage of probably being designed as husbando material.

>>172962423
Goddamn I hate that flak jacket. Give me tiddy armor any day. Or at least chest plate like the Heleus Defender suit.

>>172962787
>actual velociraptor

they've been dead for like 56 million years

are you saying someone went through the process of restoring one through fossils only to fuck it?

>>172962536
keep telling that to yourself dyke
>>172962614
I don't care what the cannon is jaal fangirls are cancer just like how raptorfags are cancer, the faggot ones just happen to be even more cancerous

>>172962680
I ran my ship military in all games making my commander have the largest pole up his ass he could so no faggot could get in there

>>172962673
>baiting this hard

>>172962837
Good choice

>>172962756
>Multiple squadmates comment on how THICC Jaal is and how his thighs take up too much space in the Nomad
W-wew

>>172962953
would that surprise you?

>>172962702
Did you pay attention in biology at any point?

There are animals that lays eggs and still nurse there young with milk. There are animals that give live birth and don't. And to answer your question, regurgitating food for them probably, at least traditionally. It would make sense with the avian theme.

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>Not romancing the superior human girl, know as Suvi.

>>172962034
>Notice how almost none of them are asking for Scott/Jaal material
Isn't he straight? Vetra is at least bi.
Seems more like you just want Scott/Jaal content without looking like tumblr.

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>>172962974
Sara is the THICCest

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>>172963021
>not being a dyke
feels great man

>>172962654
you sound like someone who romanced gil

>>172960613
Didn't expect to like her as much as I did. Her romance is really sweet.

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>>172963021
>romancing a human but not making kids
why did you even join the initiative?

Do I go shopping and make food or just order some pizza?

>>172963021
Suvi? Who is that?

>>172963267
Pizza

>>172962639
I think that's reaching. He doesn't have anything really in common with Garrus or Thane.

He's husbando pandering but I see Vetra as huge waifufag pandering too since they know how popular Turians are because of Garrus. I think a dev even called her a Space Waifu before release. They're just manipulating different sections of the fanbase.

>>172963267
Hawaiian Pizza

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Alright niggers, I don't know about you, but this planet is comfy as fuck

>>172963267
are you not italian?

>>172962702
To add to this, drell infants eat solid food from day one so BW is at least aware of the concept.

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>>172963092
I mean asking for any gay material here unironically makes you look like tumblr here, all the saraxvetra queers definitely are from that website

>>172962614
>it's cannon that alec is rolling in his grave
I pity that man

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>>172963341
I liked it.

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>>172963341
>close map
"FLASHBANG OUT!"

>>172963341
Tattoo-- Elaadan and Havarl are my two favorite planets.

Everything else is meh. Meridian looks amazing too but too bad we don't get to explore any of it outside that Warthog Run at the end

>>172963412
>tfw your family name and bloodline dies with your xenophile kids

>>172962702
well platypus's literally ooze milk from their bodies
no nipples just literally ooze it out like sweet

>>172963341
Thanks, doc.

>>172963620
>he doesn't know about hybrids

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>>172963341

>>172962963
>Trying to act like anyone comes close to Vetrafags on the cancer scale
t. Vetrafag pretending not to be a Vetrafag.

>>172963715
>He never watched splice
YOU DON'T DO THIS SHIT MAN
YOU DON'T MAKE UNHOLLY CHIMERAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pIeSYhipUs

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>>172963341
It's the best

>>172961496
Lewd.

Any of you nerds planning on playing persona 5?

>>172963412
I want a pic of Scott sitting behind Vetra with his arms wrapped over her shoulders, both of them smiling, Scott could even be kissing Vetra on her cheeck, with Senior Ryder and Senior Nyx in human/turian heaven just losing their shit

>>172963852
Splice was an ill-conceived pile of cancer and should not be considered a reliable example of anything, except perhaps how not to pace a movie. Besides, it already got foreshadowed a little, so it's just a matter of time.

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>>172963627
>>172963715
>You will never watch your turaryan wife ooze milk from her body to feed your hurian kids
why live

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I made a thing

Now you can tell me how terrible my taste is

>>172963832
It's Taliban all over again. At least Tali was cute and a good character.

>>172963994
There's a pic somewhere of Vetra taking Sara HERESY to meet her father and he refuses to turn on his translator so he's just going SCREEEEEEEEEEE in the background.

>>172964016
>"cora my coffee could use some milk"
>she whips out her dick

>>172964016
What is Cora doing with that latex doll?

>>172964051
Lexi is great you faggot

>>172962705
Love these, especially the first one.

>>172964051
Pretty accurate

>>172964051
Is Suvi a tranny?

>>172964051
Pretty good, swap Vetra and Cora for me but good overall.

>>172964265
No, just ugly.

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>>172964016
God I wished Cora looked like that

>>172956907
How do we even know this was for a supposed sex scene with Vetra? Not even Cora got this much. Wasn't her completely mute?

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Do I really have to recraft my armour every time I research an upgraded version of it?

>>172962705
Nice, although as far as I can recall Turians sink in water so I think we may have just witnessed a murder.

I respect the guy in the third one. He couldn't be a Casanova so he decided to be the best Casanunda he could be.

>>172964051
Seems legitimate, though I think comparing Kallo to Joker is pointless. They don't really have that much in common.

But goddamn Suvi and Gil. Why can't they at least try to make good characters even if they're just crew? Suvi especially is a waste of a character slot in every possible way. You'd think they would have learned from DAI how to better do non-squadmates who are still important and have a lot of content.

>>172964280
Cora's not spiky, why are you so rude?

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>>172964051
>Kallo
>worse than Seth Green

No

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>>172963832
Like how garrus fan girls were just the female version of the taliban jallfangirls are the female version of the raptorfags whether or not they are more cancerous I never got into (without a doubt the birdfuckers)

>>172964073
No she wasn't, and never will be a good character you should feel bad about saying this and then be summarily executed
But yeah they are the cancer that will eat this fucking general alive

>>172964159
I keked

>>172964445
We don't. Vetra's missing sex scene because of lesbians is a meme and has no basis in anything.

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>>172964548
Bullying Sara is against the rules here, buddy.

>>172964016
Fuck off, Cora. No one likes you.

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>>172963832
other than the usual 2 or 3 autistic posts at the start of each thread, I don't think they're that bad

autistic sara posters are definitely worse

>>172960743
describe vetra's personality please

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>trying to get my friend to play Andromeda
>no i don't want to
>why
>I tried going after suvi and she's basically lesbian so I kind of lost all drive to play the game

>

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I'm not sure in which order I should play the trilogy.

Should I do a paragon or renegade playthrough through all games first and then the other one? Or should I play through the first one as both, then the second one as both etc.?

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>>172964616
Dyke lies to cover up the fact homos ruin everything

>>172964513
When anyone else starts doing this
>>172962705
You can start to compare. Vetrafags are beyond comparison with anyone.

>>172964743
>using my screenshot to shitpost

Quit being a faggot, anon.

>>172964016
Do you have the whole thing?

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>>172964696
Childhood is falling for the motherly alien.
Adulthood is realizing that your autistic sister is better.

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>Reapers wipe out all know races in the Milky Way
>Ryder gets Meridian that can create life and can now recreate all Milky Way races indefinitely

Nice to know ME1-3 don't even matter

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>>172964464
No. You can also wait with re-crafting it until you feel under-powered. It's a waste of materials to re-craft it every time.

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>>172964743

>>172964331
>Lets make a redhead
>But we give her this shitty pink lipstick and bronzed complexion despite her working in a lab most the time.
Why thou.

On a funnier note, ever wonder what a MC's family must think about their super mega-badass child's choices?
>You saved the day yet again -son/daughter-
>"Wow my sister/brother is pretty amazing!"
>You now find out you'll never be aunt/uncle or grandparent because your child fucks lizards or is space lesbian or galactic gay man.

>>172964715
Female Garrus with a few token story differences.

>>172964197
She looks awful and barely has anything to say compared to every other crew member.
Waste of Natalie Dormer.
>>172964474
It's just a pretty big difference going from Joker as your pilot to Kallo. Like I said, he's still one of the better characters, but Joker was just so good, and I can't help but think of him when I go up to the pilot's seat.

>>172964715
I dunno never really used her. She seems very protective of her sister though.

>>172964774
At least someone is making content for this shithole again, whatever it is. Better than yet more shitposting.

>>172964696
Vetraposting is usually half if not more of the thread. Try again. Nobody compares, not even autistic Sara or TUMMY KISSU.

>>172964909
Her colors aren't the problem, it's the shape of her face. Her bone structure is completely fucked up, and her skin also has this weird lumpy texture to it

So I just beat MEA

The ending is really abrupt. Do you think there will be a sequel?

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>>172964774
>That pure unadulterated autism
It's scary
But like I said birdfags ARE the worst and if you fucking read my post you would see I said that

>>172964913
try better please. that means nothing to me since I haven't played the original trilogy in a couple of years.

>>172965069
I guess I just don't notice the raptorfags any more. They're like the background white noise, so the other bits stand out more.

>>172965085
Everything about Suvi sucks. Her personality is lame, her hair looks awful, her face looks like a sex doll, her voice is fucking horrendous with that forced breathy tone, and she's just plain boring. Their inclusion of this character baffles me, especially as our science officer when we're in a new galaxy. That role called for someone much more exciting and boisterous than Sunday School rock licker potato.

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>>172965069
Merely posting about a character isn't cancerous, it's -how- you post.

You're just complaining that she's popular. Not an uncommon reaction because 4chan is full of hipsters that hate things when they get popular, but you know it to be true.

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>>172965142
People at bioware have already described it as the "MEA saga" so they at least planned for more.

>>172964715
Self-reliant, can-do attitude, with a hint of the shady quartermaster archetype. A classic "mama-bear" when it comes to those in her charge.

>>172964881

Seems like a daft system. You should be able to spend less on upgrading your armor instead of having to craft a new piece everytime.

>>172965069
Leave Peebeefags alone. They barely say anything because pure unadulterated autistic screeching starts if they do.

>>172965142
>Jardaan
>sequel bait post credits scene

>>172965287
are you imblying that the way raptorfags post isn't cancerous?'
can you be any less self aware?

>>172964881
>until you feel under-powered

The difference from one tier to the next is miniscule anyway. You can easily finish the game with tier I equipment, it doesn't matter a whole lot.

>>172965218
t. faggot or jealous hamplanet

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>>172964774
>>172964513
at least we are making content while you faggots just bitch about us

>>172964896

>>172965069
and that will be true for the rest of the game

>>172965287
No, nearly everything Vetrafags post here is cancer. Maybe everyone who likes her here is just shit.

tfw you're ruining my waifu for me

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>bioware took 5 years to create an entire world and make DAO, a fantastic game that launched a franchise
>bioware took 5 years to create MEA, a painfully average sequel that may kill the franchise
Oh what a diference talent makes.

>>172963101

I want to EAT HER ASSHOLE while she SITS ON MY FACE!

>>172965515
>liking suvi
wait who is suvi again?

>>172965515
You can't deny any of it.

What the hell is up with penetration damage on snipers? Even with a receiver it's like I do about 5% of my normal damage when I shoot through any thickness cover.

>>172964208
Thanks I'm glad you liked it!

>>172964471
I didn't think about that. Maybe she had a belt that makes her lighter, or the water is not actually water but something that is more conducive to turian swimming.

>>172964774
I'm just having fun. It's pretty easy to filter me if you don't like my stuff.

>>172964471
He gets a happy ending in the end. They escape the planet together and he becomes very successful miniature stepladder salesman.

>>172961078
When did he first start feeling attracted to her? She was so grey, sharp and pretty flat. He pondered, rubbing his chin. What was it about her that made him feel like this? Maybe it was the delicate yellow spirals on her cheeks, the penetrating blue eyes that never looked at him without love? He shifted in his seat, suddenly uncomfortable. Was this wrong? His father lost a leg to her kind, yet he knew she would never hurt a fly.
She sat down next to him. He gazed at her, into her. What was it that made him love her so? Was she wondering this too? Maybe she realized what they were doing was wrong?
She leaned towards him, resting her head on his shoulder, her mandible reaching out and brushing against his cheek a few times, she hummed contently and he felt her relax.
No, this wasn't wrong. If it was he didn't want to be right.

>>172965521
You raptor fags are creepy

>>172964016

Oh yes.

>>172964165

OH YES.

>>172965620
DAO is along with ME1 one of the worst games they've ever made.
I'm glad Dragon Age is dead.

>>172965492
Advanced N7-X really made a difference for me. And the chest piece isn't level-gated.

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>>172965542
>tfw you're ruining my waifu for me
If you are a male then suck it up and join in the circle jerk
If you aren't then I hope we do so because you nearly ruined her for us

>>172965739
great shit btw forgot to say that

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Sara is a pervert
PERVERT

>>172964985
Did anyone else wish you could romance Joker?

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>>172965956
You know perfectly well that she's pure.

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>>172965852
>DAO is along with ME1 one of the worst games they've ever made.

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>>172965852
>dragon age
>dead

In which universe?

>>172965956
I'd cover up my vision of just the nigger too desu

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>>172965898
>because you nearly ruined her for us

Cut this nigger shit out, you flying faggot.

How is it that /meg/ alone, out of all the various generals I've participated in, manages to take every groundless post someone makes (like "I BET TALI'S VA HAD THE LESBIAN ROMANCE AXED") and then let it snowball into something everyone believes? It's like a fucking cult mentality.

>>172965898
>Implying there was ever a sex scene
>Implying BioWare wasn't too lazy to actually model a naked Turian
The naked Angara model was used in multiple places and that's probably the only reason they made it. Plus Turians would need a lot more unique textures and models. BioWare never planned for her to get naked.

>>172966046
Not him, but Dragon Age is probably dead. The DA team has essentially been disbanded.

>>172965478
>>172965323
I mean I know that.

Do you think it will actually happen though?

>>172966182
Cool story.

>>172966182
Basically none of the team having worked on ME didn't stop Andromeda from being made.

>>172966182
DA was developed by Bioware Edmonton, the ones who made ME trilogy, those are developing some new IP that will come out next year.

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ITT: my cancer isn't cancer, your cancer is cancer

So apparently Vetra and Vetra/Sara are the current things that make you fags mad so I'm going to post this picture and even leave the tumblr filename on.

Give me some angry (You)s please

>>172966182
No, most of the Dragon Age writers from DAO are still around and wrote for Inquisition. The only difference now was Gaider leaving and Weekes now taking over, but Weekes has also been at BioWare for a while. The Dragon Age team isn't the B team the way the Andromeda team was for Mass Effect. Not that it stopped Inquisition from being shit.

>>172966220
Yes.

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Going to play Scott. Probably romance Cora. What squadmate has good banter with Cora?

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>>172965852
nice baitu
>>172966182
that asshat writer patrick weeks that did nothing but move up in promotions the past few years just got lead writer on dragon age just after da:i released. i doubt they won't be making a sequel especially since they said they had a 5 game plan.

>>172966421
PeeBee/Vetra/Drack. Jaal is alright.

>>172966421
None of them because she has a stick up her ass

>>172966421
Drack

>>172966283
MEA still had Mac the Hac. DA4 has no one from the original creative team.
>>172966316
Two teams, one studio. ME and DA were developed at the same time at the same studio, which is why the series have always aped each other so hard.

>>172965521
>at least we create shit that's going to flood this general and annoy the fuck out of other people for years to come just like talicancer
yeah wow, guess I'll have to congratulate you for that.

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>>172966150
It's just memes brosef. When you have nothing to talk about for half a decade you have to spin out the thinnest shit for as long as possible, and it can be hard to remember to shift back down a gear.

@172966360
The flat expression Vetra's got makes it feel like it needs a "you dense motherfucker!" caption.

anyone figured out how to disable cooldown when switching profiles?
I remember in ME2 you had to fuck around in the game files to remove mouse acceleration, so maybe we can do something similar here

>>172966461
>Implying Weekes isn't one of the better writers
Let me guess, you're butthurt over the bald elf? They've already hinted at the next game. They're just going for an approach of being silent until the game is almost ready to go.

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>>172966038
>Sara
>pure
Sure, Jan.

>>172966182
They brought over Patrick Weekes to take over as head writer and he doesn't seem to want to leave any time soon, so I'd imagine they still have plans for it.

>>172966220
Probably? Worst case scenario they take whatever longer term stuff they had planned and try to wrap it up in a single game + dlc.

>>172966538
You need meme arrows, anon, in order to quote. Like so >>172966360

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>>172965852

>>172966510
Nah, you're right. We should just go back to endless shitposting and stealing things from Tumblr. Why put in any effort whatsoever.

>>172966623
>bald elf
no im butthurt over the ironbull and his shameless poo smear he did to the lore of the qunari just because weekes is a sjw and wanted to shoehorn a pointless tranny in

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Those thighs and hips look awesome, but jesus, that face.

>>172966475
>DA4 has no one from the original creative team.

Dragon Age: Tevinter is going to be really refreshing, then.

>>172966220
Of course it will. Despite complaints I've heard nothing about the game not selling up to par. As long as it makes a decent amount of money, EA will push them to make more. They may try to be coy about possible sequels but they're lying if they say they're "not sure yet."