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Safe sex Edition

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
http://imgur.com/a/FSJB

Previous thread: >>172890212
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First for megabloks
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5 YEARS still mad
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TURIAN WAIFUS CONFIRMED BEST WAIFUS
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Reminder that Jaal loves you the moste.
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Redpill me on Focused Assault /meg/. Is it a meme? Should I be taking precision always?
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>>172915262
Like it needed confirmation.
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Oh for the refugees. We'll be back up soon.

Using MEG for a bunker was fine but I miss lewd posting.
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>>172915254
about?
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>>172915172
Bet she's looking at human sexual positions next
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God, just listening to virgil in ME1 main menu brings back some good memories.
Why did everything go so wrong lads, why did bioware fall to the abyss
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>>172915318
ME3's ending, presumably.
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GUYS I FOUND A WAY TO FIX VETRA'S FUCKED UP AND SCARRED FACE
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>>172915262
>3 people voted for Poo poo

Disgusting. I want to kill that bitch like you can kill party members on DA:O
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>>172915308
those aren't 4chan boards, what is it then?
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>>172915403
EA.
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Stop playing Andromeda.
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>>172915172
I wanna kiss that turian!
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>>172915330
>"Let's see. . . "C. . .O. . .W. . .G. . .I. . .R-Ryder! H-how are you?"
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Hello
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>>172915172
So is it ok to pirate this?
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>>172915418
Hotwheelschan, dumbass.
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>>172915409
Vetra's face is perfect the way it is, anon.
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>>172915403
You know ExActly why.
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>>172915439
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>>172915439
where's my andromeda videos you leaf fuck
stop with the streams and go back to blasting bioware's ass
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YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF MAKING A CHARACTER FOR THE UP COMING DLC

>Race, sex, age
>Physical description
>Personality
>Class/specialization
>Main weapon
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>>172915409
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Reminder:
Sara ruined thanksgiving
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>>172915409
>not wanting to snuggle with her and kiss every scar and burn while whispering sweet nothings into her ear and she purrs contentedly

OUT.
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>>172915552
Lai Lang, Kai Lang's brother who joined the Andromeda Initiative
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>>172915552
>Commander shepard
>Commander shepard
>Commander shepard
>Commander shepard
>Shotgun
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>replaying ME2

Holy shit i completely forgot about the stupid hacking minigames. Thank god for mods
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First for Kandros as token turian squadmate in the sequel.

And Bain.
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>>172915473
Good fucking luck.
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>>172915636
I'd buy it.
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>>172915474
Shh. Don't let haIf channers into our secret club. Our mass effect threads are far in advance of theirs, as is our electronic sentience.
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>>172915552
Synthetic-hating malequar engineer veteram mercenary with a sniper rifle, voiced by Temeura Morrison.
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>>172915282

> ywn hold hands with Jaal
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>>172915610
>space bird
>purring
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>>172915651
No way they'd replace Vetra!

She's the series' new Tali
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>>172915552
>Krogan
>Krogan
>Krogan
>Krogan
>Gay Boner

Bonus points if tranny voiced by John DiMaggio.
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>>172915774
*vomit*
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>>172915747
its the same shit
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>>172915821

The voice flanging makes it sound like they're purring while they talk sometimes.
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>>172915651
Bane!?
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>>172915774
Sounds like a shitty Zaeed knock-off, anon.
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Post femturs.
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>>172915747
So good you come here instead of going back to the cripchan.
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>"you'll bite me, right Ryder?"
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>>172915552
Kinda just want a straight white everyman. Maybe a former soldier in the SA? Someone with a backstory, but not one that's overtly tragic.

In a perfect world, he'd be implemented as a squadmate that you can pick up right at the start and seamlessly integrates into the original game, right down to banter with other team mates on the Tempest.

Bonus points: modeled after and voiced by Thomas Jane.
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>>172915552

>>Race, sex, age
Salarian male, young
>>Physical description
Skinny, greenish
>>Personality
Eager to learn, passionate to be a part of your team and learn from everyone.
Always asking and enquiring, occasionally rubs people up the wrong way as a result but yearns for approval.
>>Class/specialization
Engineer/infiltrator
>>Main weapon
Eagle (non N7)
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>>172915956
Was meant to be a knock-off of a clone trooper whose name I can't remember from the Republic Commando game.
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>>172915747
Never understood how someone could be 4chan exclusive, it's not like the threads move fast enough to justify it.

Better to be in multiple places at once, that way you always got something going on.
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>>172916025
How do I get Vetra to take off her visor
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>>172915552
soverign class reaper on a body ala edi that defected from the mini ai hitler and wanted to explore the universe
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>>172915552
>Geth, N/A, Unknown
>Standard Geth Trooper, with possibility for color customization upon acquisition
>Personality: Innocently Curious AI
>Class: Infiltrator: Overload, Tactical Cloak, Geth Targeting
>Main Weapon: Geth Pulse Rifle
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>>172915910
Nah man you see they're filled with autists from that retarded crusade. So much better.
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>>172916123
She just randomly spawns without it sometimes. It's a bug, because it will just suddenly reappear.
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>>172915910
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>172916024
Site is down. At certain times in this general there are obvious paid shills and no one seems to care. The leddit name fag is one of them you people need to sort your shit.

>>172916103
I come by to visit /mgqg/ /ksg/ and other RPG generals. But yes I am mostly full poster only.
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>>172916089
Fair enough, but given this is Mass Effect and they already had the crusty mercenary with the gruff voice, it's still a shitty knock-off.
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>>172916227
>you will never be invited by Vetra to a Turian Bathhouse, were numerous turian women tempt you with infidelity
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>>172915602
>Sara upset that mom mixed the mashed potatoes with the peas
>Refuses to eat
>Throws food at other people

600 years later when mom wakes up from cryo
>be ellen
>be in a new galaxy that i never asked or expected to come to
>find out husband is dead
>want family to get together for thanksgiving again while we still can
>phsycopath son shows up with lovely turian girl
>dumbfuck daughter shows up with a autistic purple alien
>they both smear my mashed potatoes on eachother
>they start making out at the dinner table
>mfw i'll never have grandchildren
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>>172916237
When it's back up make sure you don't come back.
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>>172916227
What a disgusting picture.
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>>172915552
Garfield
Cat
Orange
Pipe
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>MEA2
>BW decides to be more progressive
>Vetra reveals that she is a tranny

How mad would you be?
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>>172916237
>The leddit name fag is one of them you people need to sort your shit.
I have Anonimize on so I have no idea who you're talking about.
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>>172916368
That guy's take on femTurians is so unappealing but he's like the only one who draws straight stuff with them.
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>>172916227
>all the piercings and tattoos
Shadman's art sure has changed.
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>>172915282
How can he be moste if he won't even hold Scott's hand?
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Should I be doing these other priority ops before doing hunting the archon?
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>>172916360
Ah, you've been infected. You should post with a trip/name so people can filter you, do as your betters command.

>>172916492
Anons used to be able to identify cancer from paranoia and posting styles alone. If you can cultivate this skill you might have hope.
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>>172916176
>A lone Geth platform stowaway on the Quarian ark
>Disconnected from the collective, and wants to expand its horizons once more
>After the loyalty mission, you unlock class profiles for the trooper as well as color customization
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>>172916606
May aswell, if its making new worlds habitable then yes.
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>>172916328
Source?
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>>172916664
Wouldn't the platform have to be super-duper special and comprised of a ton of geth like Legion or else it would be a retarded flashlight?
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>>172915552
I want a qtpie tsun drell adept waifu
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>if you flirt with both Cora and Vetra they fight over him

YES
E
S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxPah79ly4U
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>>172916664
>if chosen to keep geth platform, it will burst into the captains quarters upon the romance scene as it had "observed increase heart rate" and "sounds of distress"
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guys how do i put an fps cap on mass effect?
i want to run it at 30 fps so i could max it out without having dips and having a more stable fps. amd control center doesnt fucking work for some reason and "gametime.maxvariablefps 30" doesnt work. Im getting about 45-50 fps but whenever something intense happens and it tries to reach that 60fps mark it fucking dips and i get these tiny stutters that piss me off.
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>"Scott, you shouldn't waste our time looking for the Asari ark. We're better off without those stupid blue bitches taking up resources."

Holy shit vetra
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>>172916812
>platform like Legion
>not filled entirely so it's kinda derpy
>but it still wants to help
>loyalty mission involves it finally realizing the seriousness of the situation and coping with killing so many people with Ryder

I want it.
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>>172916870
>hates asari
it was like we were made for each other
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>>172916812
>geth unit stowed away in a nomad crate
>was disguised as a headlight all along
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Since people have started uploading banters and stuff, has anyone found out if PeeBee and Jaal actually get together or is it more like Josie and Blackwall?
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>>172916860
andromeda*
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>>172916932
She's perfect, anon.
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>>172916870
When does she say this?
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>>172916227
>cutting off half of the picture
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>>172916932
The asari are literally parasites. I don't know why more people don't hate them for it.
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>>172916956
Could call him Bulb. Seems stupid enough for Andromeda.
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>>172916335
>Vetra will never ask which one is your favorite
>you and Vetra will never invite one to a back room and make them pleasure you both
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>>172915602
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>>172916227
that style is qt as fug, just wanna throw that out there
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>>172917032
You have to romance her, save all arks but the Asari one and name one of the weapons in your inventory "Sam Raimi"
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>>172917131
I know taste is subjective, but yours is still shit.
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>>172917054
Didn't know there was another half.
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>>172916831
>(Geth): *Bursts through the door* "Pathfinder Ryder, are you in distress?"
>(Vetra) *accidentaly bites down on Ryder's neck as she is startled by the sound of the Geth barging through the door*
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>>172915262
I voted for the turian ironically
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>>172917102

Get some help.
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>>172917032
If you bring her to talk to the asari commando on Eos (with Cora), there's an interrupt you can take to tell Cora to shut the fuck about the Asari, and Vetra chimes in with that afterwards.
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>>172916812
>flashlight that makes simple observations and conclusions, easy moral perspectives and humor
>loyalty mission is getting a server box to make it smarter/establishing a Geth presence in Andromeda by giving it the means of producing more Geth
>romance is it doing romantic things from the purely logical standpoint of improving your mental health and supporting you in exchange for helping its kind along its continued existence
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>>172917250
>Ryder and Vetra married because of Geth
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>>172917261
t. Cora
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>>172915552
Geth, N/A (male acting), N/A
Geth?
Legion but mixed with a SAM node
Sniper
Widow

Imagine if the quarian ark is telling people to stay away because they have a Geth invasion, and one of them has interfaced with their SAM, and at the end both the quarian pathfinder and the Geth end up overloaded, and you have to choose which one to disconnect from SAM. Whichever one you choose to disconnect becomes a squadmate, while the other goes on to be the quarian ark's pathfinder.
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>>172917357
You have the originality of a bioware employee
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>>172917357
>Legion but mixed with a SAM node
>SAM controlling a synthetic body

Fund it.
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>>172917357
Christ, you fucks are unoriginal fagets.
>please for to making the same character agin cuz i liked it da first time
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>>172917250
>"Vetra has gone rogue, engaging"
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Are the turians going to be mad that I completely ignored finding their Ark till after the main story was done?
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>>172917438
Fuck off, SAM needs to be deleted.
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>>172917564
Given the state of it, they have bigger things to worry about.
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...Did Blackie and Purple Guy just have a gay rumble in the storehouse?
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>>172916237
>you people need to sort your shit.

You're not wrong.
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>>172917564
Doesn't matter because the game doesn't have consequences.
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>>172915552
A quarian male with some patchwork-looking suit decorations who literally never shuts the fuck up about how uncomfortable SAM makes him and how you walking around with an AI that basically got forced into your head is seriously fucked up.
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>>172917613
THEY ARE JUST FRIENDS!!!
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>>172917250

>not Ryder, Pathfinder
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>>172916860
someone? pls respond :'(
GameTime.MaxVariableFps doesn't fucking work
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>>172917665
shit, that's what I meant
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>>172916991
https://youtu.be/85fyYvYo5Ec?t=426
This is pretty much the extent of it, I think.
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>>172917613
If you actually played the game, you'd know the answer.
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>>172917260
Ironic voting is still voting.
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>>172917646
>Ryder agrees with him but doesn't want to provoke SAM
>begins trying to communicate with facial gestures but the Quarian keeps misinterpreting
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>>172917690
Just crank the settings and use vsync? If you rarely break 60fps you'll basically be at constant 30.
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>>172917394
>>172917442
It would be an entirely different character, but with traces of familiarity from Legion. Do you really expect a collective of Geth to behave that drasticslly differently from one to the next? The SAM node would entirely alter the personality. The infiltrator aspect is because I like sniper characters and we only got one. And he uses the worst looking sniper in the entire game.

pls no bully
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>>172917613
What do you think anon?
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>>172917806
Are the cultural implications of Quarians being unable to properly read each others' facial gestures actually addressed in any of the games? I honestly can't remember. I like to imagine it's almost a lost artform to them.
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SAM creeps me out. I dunno how you go from an entire trilogy warning about the dangers of AI to letting one hump your brain
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>>172917735
>If you actually played the game, you'd know the answer.

How can we?
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>>172917930
when my gfx card tries to reach 60fps it overheats and throttles itself causing stuttering. if it was capped at 30 it wouldnt have to work extra hard trying to reach that unreachable 60 fps. Instead i have to play on absolute lowest or else i get stutters as soon as anything happens in game. I dont understand why i cant just tell the fucking game to cap its fps at 30.
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So with all the backlash, do you think EA will actually go ahead with a sequel? Should they?
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>>172915552
Volus, male, middle aged
Volus in a volus suit
Unhinged drug addict
Biotic God
His biotic fists
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>>172918187
>I dont understand why i cant just tell the fucking game to cap its fps at 30.

You can do that with dxtory.

I used to use that to cap my fps at 15 to do a jump glitch in dark souls 2.
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>>172918189
Will be entirely based on sales figures.
You should know this by now.
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>>172915552
>Hanar, Unknown, Unknown
>Sexy and Imposing
>Bold and Brave
>Soldier
>M-5 Phalanx (six)

"Enkindle THIS!"
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>>172918189
they should
Vetra is a qt
That sequel bait ending
Also, Meridian was pretty balls to the wall. That whole driving scene was what I've always wanted in a space opera game
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>those hot as fuck asari dancers on Omega
>>assless chap bodysuits
>multiple dance animations, all of which are 10x better than any of the other game animations

how did we go from this to "we can't make sara too pretty"
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what do i do post 60 ?
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>>172918250
Of course. I guess my real question is, do you think the backlash is actually effecting the sales in a meaningful way.
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>>172918187
Sounds like you need a new graphics card, or to stop gaming on laptops.
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>>172918189
Game made $300mil in USA alone already. Trilogy guaranteed.
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>>172918189
I don't know, but no.
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>>172918309
>do you think the backlash is actually effecting the sales
probably

>in a meaningful way.
probably not
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>>172918246
Best option.
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>>172918293
You know exactly how.
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>>172918246
>Bioware adds a legit volus squadmate
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I WANT TO HUG GETH
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>>172915248
Reported.
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>>172918189
I hope EA finally liquidates Bioware after this poor showing.

Getting blasted by reviewers should be enough and the normie hate. I think it Nu-Bioware is gonna get the Westwood treatment soon.
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>been going to /meg/ on and off for a couple weeks
>still don't know the plot
You guys are fags.
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>>172918246
>>172918270
Still unoriginal, but at least you're getting funnier guys.
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>>172918246
>voiced by Mark Meer
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>>172918430
>plot
Excuse me?
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>>172918309
I can't imagine it hasn't. I almost decided not to get it. Which, and you'll have to take my word, is pretty telling.
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>>172918293
They fear that "people may get upset" and they slander the product and be labeled as sexist and misogynistic
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>>172918526
It's pretty amusing that shit like this was a concern while actually polishing the game was not.

Priorities be fuck up, yo.
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>>172918430
The plot is basically at ME2 levels of irrelevancy, which is why nobody cares enough to talk about it.
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C-SEC BASED SPIN OFF WHEN
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>>172918526
It's their own fault for painting themselves into a corner by appealing to the fag/tranny audience in the first place.
>look! everybody's gay, just like your fantasies!
They put themselves on the radar. They should have just ignored it and kept doing them. They would've gotten hate from lgbbq+ but that's all you can ever expect from them, at least they could have had the support of fans. Now they have neither.
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>>172918592
Can it be like old school Law & Order only in space?

I'd play the fuck out of that.
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>>172918427

You are fucking delusional. EA is the reason the game came out like it did and is the reason they gave the game to C team. They are forcing A team to make a cash cow Star Wars game. Drew is back and everything.
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>>172918682
>>172918592
TellTale Game's Mass Effect?
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>>172918592
The Halo: ODST of Mass Effect.

That could be interesting. I'd be up for a change. Assuming it was any good, and not just a derivative piece of garbage.
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>>172918427

Who knows if it did badly enough for this, but I hope so.
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>>172918130
As far as I know, no. Never really thought about it, really. I imagine that would cause some problems communicating.
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>>172918751
I don't know why this isn't a thing yet, the setting is perfect for it and they already did it for fucking Minecraft.
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>>172918743
Yep, with Drew back on board It's extremely obvious they're putting out KotOR3. Or doing a soft reboot of KotOR. But if he stays on maybe they'll have him work on MEA2 too. Either way, really fucking glad to have him bacl, definitely picking up whatever it is he's doing for them. Getting away from Mac's blueberry obsession will be wonderful.
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>>172918592
>>172918774
Mass Effect Niore
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We agree that Scott is Sara's canon romance, right?
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>>172918281
>That whole driving scene was what I've always wanted in a space opera game

Play Halo, the plot/characters/dialogue are Flash Gordon tier but they do something like that once a game.
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>>172919017
The warthog run at the end of every game is always fun
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>>172918990
No
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>>172918990
I really wish this unsettling fetish would go away
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>>172918329
cool when are you buying me one?
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>>172916831
>le "my sensors indicate you are screwing" shit

STOP.
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>no assertive turian gf
why live
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>>172919116
Hope it doesn't.
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>>172918990
Platonic only, and no one else can have her either.
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>>172917357
I'd like it more if the Geth runtimes fused with SAM node and created a new entity sharing the Quarian Pathfinder or its own robotic chassis as more of it are created. The Geth in its time sleeping inside the quarian actually learns why Quarians are afraid of them and attack on site and chooses to act as a bridge between Synthetic and Organic.

The Quarian Ark tells them to stay away because they're in panic mode as Geth start coming alive and taking over things and you get there and settle the issue.

Then again this is Bioware so you'll just blow up some Geth.
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>>172919116
>so gay he can't appreciate the love that forms between two people that share the same soul
twincest is wincest
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Can they get the dude that did the ME1 score back?
Andromeda is very meh
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>>172918967
They could never, ever pull off the facial animations...
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>>172919116
/meg/ doesn't have any right to claim they're better than anyone else after this shit
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>>172919284
Fuck that, kill Michael Bay so we can free Steve Jablonsky and put him to work on ME.
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>>172918743
>You're delusional Old Bioware is making a comeback it'll be like NWN 1 HOTU and all those great games you remember! Even though Bioware games have declining in quality and story since DA:2.

Yes. I am delusional. Me. With you calling me delusional it definitely applies to me. This makes sense.
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>>172919116
Just don't give them (You)s, It'll be fine
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>>172918293
that's what you get when pandering to the loudest people in the internet after pc mustard rice
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>>172919301
Why? It was just shitty scans in that game too.
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>>172915552
>Elcor, Female, legal
>Immensely beautiful (straight romantic interest)
>Sweet and charming, but a little naive.
>Infiltrator
>M-98 Widow (2, mounted on her back)

"Astonished and blushing. Do you really think that i am cute?!"
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>>172919359
DA:2 was Biowares peak. That's why everything they do gets compared to that now. They set the bar so high.
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>>172919301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzPvx8VUSDw
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>>172919319
But 4chan is nothing but a race to the bottom.
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>>172916454
I love her so it doesn't matter.
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>>172919461
And then, like Team Bondi, they go bankrupt and what we have left is a game with mediocre graphics but ultra-realistic faces, sending the entire thing deep into the uncanny valley.
Until we achieve photorealism, this won't look good.
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>>172919461
I honestly can't tell whether or not that guy is supposed to be lying. Do I have autism?
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>>172919451
> I am stupid enough to take this bait.

HaIf chan bait is so shallow. Do you know who you're talking to? I was here for the Golden age Witcher 2 Vs DA:2 threads of glory.

You're nothing to me.
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>>172919359

I didn't say anything about the upcoming games having any chance of being good. You are delusional if you think EA is going to kill all of Bioware after they forced C team to put out an unpolished turd. Maybe they will fuck C team though.
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>>172919461
>the siren in the background
lmao
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>>172919138
NO FUN ALLOWED.
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>All the talent left Bioware over the years
>Even Karpyshyn isn't that good
>People still have hope for whatever they're producing in the future
Bought the shit for the MP and it hasn't disappointed. Glitches, bugs and crashes aside.
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>>172919359
He never said anything like that, you super sperg. He said they pulled Drew back on as well as their best and brightest in order to make a new kotor game because they want their Disney cash cow to be a real hit with the mainstream, and that's why MEA was given to their green interns and came out extra buggy. Even DAI was far less buggy than MEA, that's what he's talking about. This game was probably all a test bed for their kotor game, to be honest. Jetpack being force jump, biotics being powers, etc. Don't know how they'll do lightsabers, though. Would suck if it was equivalent to the melee button. Then again, they DID at actual melee weapons beyond the omni blade, so those animations might indeed stand in for vibro blades and such.
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>>172919461
Yes, I'm aware that all of the "tell" animations are terrible. But it's because they're stupid, not because they're bad. The actual dialogue, at least for important characters is fantastic, especially considering 8 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rNV61Rpo-0
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>>172919461
LA noire had some great moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rNV61Rpo-0
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>>172919791
>>172919813
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>>172919319
better than humorless victims
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>>172919791
It's just fucking rotoscoping though.
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I wouldn't mind a tranny LI if they were Natalie Mars or Sarina Valentina tier.

>>172919791
>>172919813
Wasn't this just rotoscope overlayed on the actual faces?
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>>172918592
I am happy as long as we get a femtur partner and get to bash in suitrats
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>>172919116
There is literally nothing wrong with loving your autistic sister.
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LA noire suffers from overacting, since when the actors lie they have to make those silly ass faces.
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>>172919813
>>172919791
>Posting the shit version
C'mon now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGnUGFwraL0
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Who wants to bet that ME:A 2 opens with our twin being killed?
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>>172919627
Rather than claiming I'm delusional you should really cut out the worthless parts of your posts by saying something more concise. This whole 'conversation' could have been avoided if you knew how to post properly.

Something like "Bioware cannot be liquidated as they have another game in development they are really going all out on."

Quality posting starts with you Anon.

>>172919768
>Calling me a 'super sperg' and then being so angry you don't even format your stream of consciousness properly.

Desperate.

Just pretend I posted a smug anime girl for you okay.
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>>172920154
People will go insane
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>>172920154
But she doesn't deserve it.
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>>172920154
>not killing the twin you played as and having a progressive wheelchair bound PC
This is why you nerds will stay in the basement and I'll be making the big bucks at bioware one day.
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>>172920090
It's because they have to use stiff ugly rotoscoping so everyone needs to make sure they have the most obvious exaggerated expressions to make it work.
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>>172920154
Nah I think the twin will survive and all the drama will be about Ellen.
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>>172920154
>the collectors show up
>harbinger laugh track in the distance
>smudboy deletes his channel and alah ackbar bioware studios
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>>172920192

I don't need to be any more concise you are a literal retard if you think EA is going to kill multiple studios after they forced a shit game to be made by the shittiest studio.
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>>172920154
I hope MEA2 doesn't get made, holy fuck
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>>172917306
I can see it.
>Ryder Pathfinder, we have studied your actions regarding us and your behavior when addressing us. Are you in love?
>You must understand that we do not feel emotion or attachment the way you do. Geth can not love.
>It is clear to us that you understand the situation, Ryder Pathfinder. We have reached consensus. This platform will perform social interactions that may be considered romantic or sexual.
>It is an experiment in organic interactions for mutual gain, and nothing more.
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I hate this autistic incest shit but imagining Scott railing Sara while she counts ceiling tiles and tells him how many there are when he's done and expecting a headpat is kinda hot.
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>>172918967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWiR9BXh-H0
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>>172920398
you are a degenerate like all of us
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>>172920192
>being angry

When In that entire post do I come across as angry? At most I can see frustrated for having to explain something so obvious that any normal person could have gotten via context clues. I guess you really are a super sperg if all you've got to say is "u mad bro" and grammar nazi garbage.
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>>172920325

It's a way off yet, gotta release that DLC first
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>>172918332
that's impressive. i don't want a trilogy, though. ryder really wasn't that great of a protagonist and i'd rather play a renegade outlaw turned peacekeeper than another uppity young kid
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>>172919893
>>172919936
What the fuck do you people want? It's not like it's a 2d animated texture on the face, it's still full 3d facial animations.
>I don't want something that looks better than what we have no in a lot of cases because.... it's just rotoscoping (even though it's only that in a vague sense)

>Mirror's Edge (the original) looks like shit because it used baked lighting affects
- nobody, ever
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>>172920460
>BARELY sounds like Garrus
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>>172920398
So you don't hate it?
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>>172920568
Pretty sure he's been saying that since it came out with no actual source
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>>172920575
Rotoscoping sucks, anon. People hate it in basically every animated medium for a reason.
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>>172920460
sfm version when?
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This is literally the worst game I have ever played. How do you people play it?
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>>172920681
Waifus and husbandos.
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>>172920751
>Waifus and husbandos.
But they are worse than DA:I
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>>172915172

I'm starting a new playthrough for Mass Effect 1-- Is there a way to skip straight to new game plus and say, a level 30 character with bonus power? Unfortunately I lost all 3 of my old shep saves in an HD crash about 4 years ago.

I don't want to start out as a fucking level 1 scrub who can't even shoot his pistol straight.

Alternatively can I change the Shep appearance and name of someone else's save for NG+ ?
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>>172920795
Cheat engine and console are your friends.
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>>172920681
I literally just bought another copy because you complained about it. I will buy one additional copy of the game each time I see someone say something bad about it.

t. Richfag
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>>172920792
that's a lie spread by the worst scum
most of the site is safe even /a/ didn't fall for the kool aid meme
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>>172920795
IIRC there's a website where you can download save files meant for importing, but you can probably use them to start a NG+ run also.
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>>172920792
>SJW
I'm not even talking about that. Infact that has very little to do with the game. The mechanics are shit, the animation is shit, and the story is shit. How does SJWism matter when the game is shit. Horizon Zero Dawn is a fucking masterpiece compared to this
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>>172920681
I don't, I already beat it.
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>>172920648
Well then it's a good thing they scanned a bunch of jayde rossie's facial expressions, and used them to generate morph targets to animate her face to realistic poses.

... Oh, oh wait, they didn't do that?

You're right. ME:A's animations are much better than anything using silly """rotoscoping"""
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>>172920948
>The mechanics are shit, the animation is shit
That applies to pretty much all post-2010 videogames

>story is shit
This one applies to all videogames ever made.
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>>172920875

Am I best off just adding 30 levels + bonus talent to my Shep? I've looked around for an ME1 save editor without luck, and unless I'm mistaken gibbed doesn't work for 1.
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>>172920880
Can i have a copy, senpai?
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>>172920681
I haven't played it though. Like half of the people who were here before it came out were saying they weren't going to buy it. I come here out of habit honestly.
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>>172920645
>just more "u mad bro" garbage

You are really bad at this, my man.
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>>172920681
Idk, how are you playing it?
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>>172921014
>t.I Have Never Played a Videogame in My Life
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>>172921057
No, they're for me.
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>>172920948
>The mechanics are shit
What did he mean by this?
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>>172920995
How about, instead of choosing between shit and less shit, you go for good animations?
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>>172918990
i feel bad that i sort of have a lot of the stuff autistic incest comic Sara does
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If Vetra wasn't in this game then this thread wouldn't have 1/3 of its current activity and wouldn't care at all about Andromeda.
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>>172921146
lies and deceit to perpetuate a a false narrative
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>>172921146
>>172920645
>this is considered a bait in 2017
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>>172921236
But she is in the game, so what's your point
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>>172921236
This is true. But the same thing can be said about Mass Effect and Garrus. Tthis game was always carried by good characters and waifus.
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>>172921236
If ME didn't have waifus this general wouldn't exist.
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>>172921146
Even a mentally handicapped person would recognize what you're doing. You should be genuinely ashamed of your poor performance.
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>>172915172
You faggots still playing this shitshow?

How about you play a better game like Zelda, Nier or Persona huh?
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>>172921526
I legit feel guilty for not buying neir on launch instead of this. But I needed to get this out of the way before I'd be able to focus on another game anyway.
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>>172921526
Because I pretty much only play either sci-fi shooters or historical games.
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>>172921526
I don't want to buy a console.
Bought Nier, but dropped it after 6 hours.
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>>172921383
I'm just having a conversation with my fellows why what are you doing?

I've got some God tier thread nuking material that I am sitting on and I could post it at any second so don't you even try to comment on my performance!
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>>172920787
Incorrect. I love Dragon Age husbandos, don't get me wrong, but at least these ones don't come with three times their weight in emotional baggage.
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>>172921526
Thank you for telling me those games exist, anon. I hadn't noticed the constant shill threads all over /v/ about them for weeks and weeks.
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>this super offended krogan "overlord"
I think at least one person at bioware yook the red pill.

Also obligatory
>try to murder everyone
>can't be reasoned with forcing the salarians to neuter you
>get butthurt you weren't "welcomed onto the council with open arms"
The krogan were better off when the women were in their own camps
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>>172921526
Automata is pretty short from what I've seen. It looks like a very stylized game, watched the TFS Let's Play. It looks like a fun spectacle, AMAZING soundtrack though. But I don't have a PS4.
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>>172921526
>Persona fans
Why do they hate MEA so much? Every angry youtube comment always has a creepy weeb avatar
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>>172920787
I like Gil over Dorian desu.
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>>172921728
No clue. I can enjoy both to be desu, 先輩.
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>>172921728
Because Asian games cater to straight people and usually have good storylines. Bioware games are the opposite of this.

Pretty easy to see how they'd hate us.
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>>172921707
As much as I love Wrex, Grunt, and Drack, I could never justify curing the genophage. 99% of Krogans deserve painful deaths.
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>>172921638
>I've got some God tier thread nuking material that I am sitting on
No you don't.
>so don't you even try to comment on my performance!
It's crap.
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>>172921810
>good storylines
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>Have casual, no-strings sex with Peebee
>Over time her emails become more and more affectionate
>Finally bails me up and says that no-strings was a mistake and that she wants all the strings

That was kinda cute, and far more realistic than romances where a character you haven't even been intimate with claims they love you.

Is Peebee, dare I say it, our girl?
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>>172922004
>Is Peebee, dare I say it, our girl?

kys my man.
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>>172921841
We didn't get to see how it would play out back in the Milky Way, but I imagine they learned to restrain themselves to an extent.

It's not like the other species just couldn't reinstate the genophage or something worse if the Krogan got too uppity again. And with humanity joining the scene, they'd have even more enemies to fight.

Comes down to whether or not you think groups can learn from their mistakes or not.
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>>172922004
> Poo poo the shrek faced whore worstgirl damaged goods

Did you just shift into maximum over troll?
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>>172922004
No, fuck off Peebee I see you posting that shit.
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>>172922004
Go away Mac.
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>>172921810
There's no such thing as a videogame with a good story.
No writer with any self respect will bother with an easily impressed industry that praises shit stories like TLOU or MGS.
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>finished storyline
>never touched any of the "I like you" dialogue
is it too late?
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>>172922004
Cease macposting immediately.
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>LI doesn't move into Ryder's quarters along with all their shit in their workspace, and have more romance dialogue
MONEY ON THE TABLE, JUST FUCKING LEFT THERE
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>>172922004
>Is Peebee, dare I say it, our girl?

>Peepoo, raccoon-mask, Shrek
>'''''''''our''''''''' girl

Spotted the ogre
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>>172922004
>That was kinda cute, and far more realistic than romances where a character you haven't even been intimate with claims they love you.

They're usually very vague about what intimacy is happening off-screen. Vetra's emails for example heavily imply she and Ryder were fugging regularly soon after the mountain lock-in.
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>>172922180
they're hiding stuff like that behind dlc
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>meet up with the reporter at a bar
>no option to tell her I'm seeing someone now
>no option to refuse going home with her

My Ryder just got raped.
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>>172922137
>What can change the nature of a newfag?

Have you never played a CRPG from a recommended list? Don't talk to me.
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>>172922137
To be fair, the medium makes a big difference. You just cant compare storytelling in a game to storytelling in a book. Books are on an entirely different level.
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>>172922159
I take that as a yes then?
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>>172921841
>99% of krogans deserve painful deaths
Na, they're all alright. They just need to accept that they lost because 'fair fights' are a retarded concept.
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>>172922180
Will be a bonus feature of the Quariak Ark DLC, only $14.99!

I'd buy it.
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>flirted with both Cora and Vetra
>Sometime after the Voeld mission
>Talk to Cora randomly
>SO TALKING TO VETRA HUH? THAT'S WEIRD.
Ashley. 2.fucking-0
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>>172922281
I played Deus Ex and Thief.
Someone told me those two are some of the best written videogames ever, which proves that videogame storytelling will never amount to anything but glorified and melodramatic superhero movie-tier plots.
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>>172922137
t. Ebert
>>
>Barely any female Turian porn
>No female Krogan porn

WHY
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>>172922393
You are a sad, sad person.
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>>172922363
Maybe you shouldn't be such a fucking slut, Scott.
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Just beat the game

Holy. shit.

Vetra: "Wanna ditch these losers?"
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>>172922264

You were literally asking for it
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>>172921938
You know those Vetra sex noises that were in the game right?

I've got the animations that go with them, male Ryder only. That is why they were cut.
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>>172922459
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>>172922479
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>>172922479
No you don't.
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>>172922443
It's okay though, stories in videogames are unnecesary.
Even Hideo Kojima said that a videogame's story only needs to be interesting enough to make you keep playing the game.
And that's the purpose of a story, make you get interested in a game and give context to the trailers, nothing more.
Videogames are not movies, and they are not books, story is not the strongest point of videogames, and there's nothing wrong with that.
There is something wrong with whoever tries to force a change in there, though, since it's obvious those people should simply focus on making something else.
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>>172922457
But everyone on the tempest gets flirted with.
Even Pyjack
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>>172922479
I know this is bait but on the off chance that it isn't put that shit on mega my boy
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>>172922459
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>>172922479
you posted this same thing like a thread back
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>spend all research points on a weapon
>find out I hate it
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Can you imagine the kind of hekl female turians have to go through to go to sleep? They have those ling was mandible that extend behind their head, and I guarantee you they don talways have access to specially designed pillows to fix that. You gotta be pretty much on your belly and face splayed out on the FLATest surface

What a hell.
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>>172922767
This is why you make a save before you spend the research, then spend the research.

If you don't like it, just reload to before you spent the research.
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>>172922694
> Just posting it on mega

I've been trying to compress it and remove the sound so I can post it on haIf chan for all you cucks.

>>172922749
>You are now coming to the realisation that more than one person has it as I literally just posted a receipt of me downloading the MP4 file a few posts ago.

Really makes you think.
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>>172922437
normies
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>>172922802
I thought they sat up to sleep like birds.
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Sexualizing Sara beyond this point is NOT allowed.
_______________________________________
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>>172922802
>FLATest surface

So they sleep on other female Turian chests?

>>172922940
I want to cum on Sara's lego and make her play with it.
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>>172922802
On a similar note, male turians would have trouble with the fringe that goes out way beyond the back of their head.
Is the reason most turians have such a stick up their ass because they never get a good night's sleep?
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>>172922240
Anon, please. It's too early for this erection.
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>>172922802
>>172922937

See those long spurs attached to their legs?
They hook them around a bar or ledge and just hang upside down to sleep, like bats.
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>>172922940
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>>172922940
>literal
>autism
by the way, I have no idea where to check on bioware's dev shit, have they responded to the facial animation clusterfuck?
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>>172922940
idk playing sara i always felt pretty sexy.

Especially when I had her wear that heleus defender suit.
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>>172922897
>I've been trying to compress it and remove the sound so I can post it on haIf chan for all you cucks.

You know, I don't mind if you're lying, if you'll actually make an actual animation we can use for porn. But then make a Sara one too.
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>>172922327
Me too.
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>>172923047
What if they lost one or both in combat?
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>>172923067
supposedly we will get the first word from them on the fourth, or so they said a few days ago.
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>>172922940
My problem with a lot of armors, like the pathfinder one, is that they don't cover your stomach area or your lower back.
I can't wear anything but hyperguardian and N7 because of this.
If the pathfinder one covered those, it would be GOAT.
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>>172922004
>realistic
I am so fucking tired of "realistic" meaning that someone is a slut
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>Ian's twitter
>he claims the Semi/Burst/Auto mods aren't on the vendors due to a bug that will be fixed in the upcoming patch
It's all just bugs, right guys? guys? right?
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>when a piece is missing
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I KNOW WE SLEPT FOR 600 YEARS,
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>>172923236
>when the game makes you sit there and solve another alien sudoku puzzle
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>>172923197
And I'm tired of realistic meaning that someone is a "slut."
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>>172923197
Well, there's a lot of sluts out there.
It's much easier writing a slut than a genuine relationship.
Although ME:A nailed it at least with some of them in that if you approach someone directly instead of going slowly and making the other person warm up to you and laugh and all that, the entire thing is awkward as fuck.
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>>172923275
The sudoku puzzles are all easy shit.
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>>172923228
Probably, yeah. That seems like a pretty basic bug.
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>>172923242
BEEN WAITING SIX HUNDRED YEARS FOR THIS.
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>>172923275
Sara loves those, although it can take her a long time.
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>>172923350
Doesn't mean I want to do them.
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QUICK
GIVE ME A GOOD FULL AUTO ACCURATE REPLACEMENT FOR THE AVENGER
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>>172923290
>It's much easier writing a slut than a genuine relationship.
True. sex is easier by far to write, but it still bothers me.
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>>172923242
>Not wanting to sleep for 600 more.

Fucking pleb.
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>>172923350
I love sudoku and I hope we get more puzzles in the sequels.
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>>172923465
Full auto a shit.
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>>172923457
I always look forward to them.

Breezing through them makes me feel smart because I know there's a million people out there that are getting stumped and googling solutions.
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The sudoku is at least better than the dumb hacking minigames we used to have
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>>172923412
>tfw ywn sit around a remnant vault and chat with Vetra while the pathfinder tries to figure out a simple puzzle
>tfw ywn bond over the experience of having to take care of someone who can't handle the dangers of the real world
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>>172923574
Agreed, way better, and more fun.
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>>172923610
>bringing someone who can't handle the dangers of the real world into a remnant vault

You are an irresponsible caregiver and you deserve to lose custody.
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>>172923665
Blame Alec for picking the autist over the parasite lover.
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>>172923665
Sara doesn't understand the concept of death, so she doesn't have any problems with killing.
They are just ''sleep a long time'' lights.
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>>172923465

Can't do it. Every gone in this game has to have some stupid gimmick/niche. One of the things that bothers me most.

>tfw no phaeston
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>>172923756
FUCKING KEK.
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>>172923756
If you kill the Primus, what happens at the end? Does some random Kett fill in for her and take over the Kett, or are they left without a clear leader?
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>>172923756
>she doesn't even blink
Is this why they brought her?
As a weapon?
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>>172923897

That's the Cardinal. You can't kill the Primus.
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>>172923972
Well fuck me then. Thanks for pointing out my stupidity.
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>>172923945
see
>>172922940
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>>172923945
S-Sara...
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Wait a second. Is peepoo straight or did they honestly let Sarah have 5 out of the 6 squadmates?
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>>172924069
>Is peepoo straight

it's an Asari dude.

wtf does that even mean?
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>>172924069
4 out of 6. You can't have Drack.
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>>172924069
Four. She can't fuck Cora or Drack. That's why people were pissed about Jaal not being bi.
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>>172924138
>Sara gets 4 out of 6
>Scott only gets 3

lmao
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>lift rubble
>nothing happens
what do?
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>>172924189
Scott has
>Cora
>PB
>Gil
>Vetra
>Reyes
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>>172924170
>people were pissed about Jaal not being bi.

People care about Jaal?
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>>172924125

>muh pronouns

They have birthing canals and feminine bodies

>>172924138

Duh, but Scott gets 3 then. Why the fuck is Vetra bi then? I'm sorry raptorfags.
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I honestly miss the Elcor.
>With devilish delight
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>>172924239
I know, it confuses me too.
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>>172923197
>Casual sex makes someone a slut

Spotted the virgin.
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>>172924069
>asari
>straight

about as useful as tits on a hanar
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>>172924189
>>172924225
Plus, both can bang the Asari reporter, and there's an angara that you can make out with as Scott in Aya.
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>>172924239
I think he's actually pretty popular with hambeasts
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>>172920880
Considering the reviews this game's got I'm surprised you're not in debt already. But I'll gladly help, if you want.
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Anyone else wanna love a Raeka?
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>>172924250
What is this fucking nerf mentality? There are other ways to fix the situation, like making Suvi bi.
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>>172924315
> (((Casual sex)))

Spotted the Jew. Also for females yes if they're having casual sex they are sluts.
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>>172924435
>b-b-ut muh purity
lmao, fucking everyone loses their virginity at 15 or 16.
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>>172924394

Because raptorfags got fucked out of a proper scene. Don't get me wrong, I think all of the characters should be playersexual and bioware should stop being lazy and animate all of it. The least they could have done was make Jaal or Liam bi for the gays though.
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>>172924435
>((()))
what do these mean
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>>172924315
>actually liking these shitty characters with the depth of a wet cumrag

shiggy doo
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>>172924520
Did you reply to the wrong post?
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>>172924320
>bang the Asari reporter
This pissed me off so goddamn much. You have a great lead-up to that scene and then one black screen later you're outside an apartment door. No kiss, no followup - no nothing.
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>>172924506
Remember the shitfest that was DA2 and all-bi romances?
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>>172924435
What if they're having casual sex with only one person?

I had a fuckbuddy for 9 months and even though we weren't exclusive she didn't sleep with anyone else during that time. Nor did I, except for a british backpacker in Japan.
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>>172924580

Then at least make another character bi for scott, raptorfags got fucked so that a character that has no reason to be bi is bi.
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>>172924564
no, we're talking about peebee and other "realistic" characters i can't stand.
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>>172922180
While I would love that desu. Gil and Suvi can't exactly leave their posts
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>>172924663
That post really wasn't talking about that anymore.
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>>172924651

And yeah, I'm sure that was what just completely ruined DA2.
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>>172924476
Only degenerates that need to be purged from the gene pool.
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>>172924580
Can someone seriously tell me why this is a bad thing? I honestly think bethesda had it right with
>everyone is player sexual
>can romance multiple people

It's dumb to lock video game romances especially ones in 50-160hr rpgs
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>>172924712
Then they're retarded
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>>172924651
>raptorfags got fucked so that a character that has no reason to be bi is bi
You mean Vetra?

Fight me
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>>172924762
>losing your virginity at 15 is degenerate
Newfag, you are in for a ride in this website.
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>>172924771
It's not a bad thing, but tumblr threw a shitfit over it in DA2 and Bioware decided to never do it again.
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>>172924506
Stop this fucking meme, the writer of Vetra pushed for her being bi not some random fucking chimp. There was never a point in late development where the animations are made where she wasn't fucking bi.
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>>172924851

Snowflakes literally can't handle what other people do in the privacy of their own save.
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>>172924806
I'd say the retarded one is the guy who can't notice the subject of a conversation changing.
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>>172924762
Yes anon, the ones having sex constantly will be purged from the gene pool and the ones who don't have any sex at all will prevail.
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>>172924864

Then one of the males should have been bi, period. If anything scott should have more options, not the other way around.
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>>172924975
Reyes is bi.
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Making Turians romance partners was a mistake, even with Garrus.

They should have just said incompatible biology and left it at that.

Instead we get this shit and salty nerds mad about fade to blacks that exist cause they have no idea how to animate human x turian sex.
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>>172924954
This unironically made me laugh.
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>>172925041

I'm talking about tempest inhabitants, IE real romances. Not some kiss with a random manwhore who is using you to elevate the status of his crime syndicate.
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>>172924954
Damn right they will once we fire up those gas chambers.

Sex will only be for procreation and it will only happen in specific circumstances with specially selected individuals to propogate favorable traits. That will be the future of our species.

The rest will be purged.
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>>172924239
I'd like Jaal more if the game didn't spend so much time on him and the angara.

On one hand, I admit that it's good and probably necessary that the new species had a proper introduction and that Jaal served as a good window into their culture, but on the other I was so tired of their shit after plowing through Voeld, Havarl and Aya. Three planets centered on their culture exclusively and Jaal is pretty much a "required" squadmate for majority of the missions.

I was so relieved to get to Kadara and Eladeen. I never even liked the krogan that much, but New Tuchanka with the unconventional portrayal of their species and how they are working towards a new start for their kind in the galaxy was so much more interesting. I wish we got more of that with the Milky Way species, rather than huddling them all up on the Nexus. The game should have been more about that, about the familiar races finding their way in an unfamiliar territory.

And another new allied alien race alongside the angara would benefit the game too. It would break some screentime away from them and keep things from going stale. The krogan and the quarian story arcs always got a lot of room in the OT, but they never controlled it to an extent the angara do in Andromeda. It makes the game feel more one note.
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>>172925125
>real sex scenes
Well, you have Scott with Cora and PB, and Sara has Jaal and PB.
Those are the only real sex scenes.
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>>172925180

Ok then I wasn't aware that Liam didn't get a proper scene.
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>>172925046
>no idea

No bravery. Anon has plenty of idea how to animate it.
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>>172925229
Nope, fade to black.
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>>172925268
Why did they even bother making him and Vetra romance options?
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>>172925229

Still means Sarah has more options on the tempest because Vetra is bi for no fucking reason.
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>>172924975
Technically you have one more option as Scott which is the archeologist angara, so I think in the end they have equal amount of romance options.
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I FUCKING love steak, Vetra.

We'll bang, ok?
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>>172925301
Sex scenes don't actually matter for much anon.
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>>172925310
>more options on the tempest
So what, it's not like them being on the tempest means anything if there's no sex scene.
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>>172925310
>Vetra is bi for no fucking reason
Why are you so buttblasted about this?
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>>172925301
>doesn't want more options for himself, wants less options for others

You don't deserve to set the course of any game.
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>>172925328
Apparently they do, given the shitfest that's being conducted over them.
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>>172925403
>>172925310
Xenofags getting btfo.
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Is the new game playable yet? Should I get it now or wait? Is it hilarious?
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>>172925469
Tali and Garrus were very popular romance choices despite having no sex scenes at all or even a scene where they take off their gloves. They'll manage.
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>>172925403

If you are going to make one character bi for no reason then there is no reason for them not to all be bi.
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>>172925550
What would be a good reason according to you?
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>>172925443
I just want all the options to get equal attention. If you're gonna half-ass something, you might as well not even bother including it.
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>>172925480
Best girl is getting all the vote despite not having a sex scene so the buttdevastated one seems to be you.
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>>172925550
Do people need reasons to like dick/puss/whatever?
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>>172925480

I'm a Corafag. I'm just playing devils advocate because there is no reason why Vetra should be bi but Jaal or Liam shouldn't
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>>172925646
It's just chosen at random.
Who cares.
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>>172925529
I don't know. I think the standards are changing.
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>>172925469
Are people outside of /meg/ upset about Vetra's scene or lack thereof?
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>>172925609
If your solution to balance is taking away things not adding things you can basically go fuck yourself.
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Well the chat seems to have dies down a bit.

I'm just going to leave this here. Vetra's sex scene!

(https://mega.nz/#!ImYT3RID!GzZAwutYcBtQL19JnKdehQ9LImcJ_DyYRUpV3LAFwCs)

Enjoy.
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>>172925701
Tumblr and reddit. Probably some other forums. The romance complaints kind of pale in comparison to the animation failures.
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>>172925529
Femshep and Garrus' headbutt is the most romantic moment in the entire series for me.

Sex scenes are overrated. Implication and subtlety can be so much more effective and respectful of both the characters and the audience than loltitties we r so matur.
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>>172925701
Were upset because making Vetra Bi destroyed it and also made it so Scott had one less exclusive romance then Sara
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>>172925667

Yeah man, I'm sure their "progressive" and anti white employees were chosen at random too.
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>>172925747
It's a video of a horse fucking a woman isn't it?
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>>172925795
The obvious fix is to simply get rid of romance in the franchise.
Theres no war if the sides have nothing to fight for.
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>>172925747
You lied, anon! That's not the real scene! They're clearly not in the Tempest!
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>>172925738
My solution is to not start adding something in the first place if you're not gonna see it through.
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>>172925836
Probably dolphin porn.
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>>172925890
t. Sawyer

No seriously, did you take that sentiment from him?
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>>172925878
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>>172925820
No, seriously, can you give a reason to justify whether someone wants to suck dick, pussy or both?
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>>172925893
>>172925836
Raptor porn, actually.
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>>172925786
This
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>>172925927
You know you can have the same opinion as someone else without "taking" it from them, right?
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>>172925953

Can you give a legitimate reason why they aren't all bi?
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>>172925958
Did you like it?
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>>172925987
>>172924851
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>>172925958
Can confirm. It's a SFM video of a raptor blowjob.
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>>172925958
Looks I know what i'm fapping to
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>>172925987
For the same reason they are not all gay?
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>>172925701
Not really. I've only seen like a few people complain about Gil not getting a Cora-tier sex scene. So yeah, only gays complain. Irocin given that Gil's scene is actually better than Vetra's, Liam's, and Suvi's because him and Ryder do get naked at some point
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>>172925987
some people are bisexual and some people no
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>>172926041
That's awful. Vetras like 2m tall not a loli
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>>172926081
>"Ow, my ass."
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>>172926054
Is it at least the infamous pterodactyl porn?

I remember that shit was a meme before the word "meme" even existed.
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>>172926041
Did you make it? Not really into SFM, but it seemed alright.
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>>172925162

I can see why they kept it with just the Angara though, at least for this game, as it is, it was already hard to try and keep the focus on 'humanity finding a new home' as the main story with all the Angara crap going on, but if they had two new ((friendly)) species, the whole humanity aspect would have probably just been drowned away.
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>>172926137
No, it's literally a 3D model of a velociraptor.
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>>172926054
>raptor blowjob

Watch the whole thing. He flips her around and gives her a cream pie after.
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>>172925987
Because sexual preference makes a character more I guess believable. Though this only seems to be a Bioware fans issue because no one batted an eye when Bethesda made everyone bi, even MacCready who has good reason to be straight
>>
>>172926131
Where is that image of Shepard saying "my ass hurts"
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>>172926209
>sexual preference

Found the retard. Why don't you go take yourself and your mental illness homosexuality back to dumblr faggot.
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>>172926131
Tell me. Who do you think does the dicking?
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>>172925747
What am I supposed to do with all this dolphin porn?
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Tali and Garrus proved enormously popular in 1, and got made romance options in 2. No sex scenes, barely on-screen kissing. Then they proved to be among the most popular romance options, and two years later ME3 came out. Tali and Garrus came back as romance options and got more content than everyone else except Liara (particularly Garrus). But again, no sex scenes. Then DLC came out. No sex scenes. Then MEA came out a full five years later, with a lot more fanservice in the area of romance (there's just way more content), and one of the options was a turian again. Guess what? No sex scene.

Proper on-screen xeno sex (i.e. not a human or a human in body point) is never gonna happen, just accept it and enjoy the cute dialogue.
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>>172926315
It's not dolphin porn unless they fuck each other in the blowhole like in real life.
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>>172926287
The one smiling, definitely not the one who looks like he's in pain.
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>>172926340

Closest we've gotten at this point ((not counting Asari)) is Jaal, and even that wasn't actual boning.
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>>172926340
But xeno sex happens with Jaal

Also
>more content
>Gil gets like 8 minutes and is a crewmate
It's a major, pun intended, step down from Kaidan
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>>172926340
It is going to happen it's just a matter of time.
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>>172926340
>Proper on-screen xeno sex (i.e. not a human or a human in body point) is never gonna happen, just accept it and enjoy the cute dialogue.
This, desu. Bioware will throw the odd bone to the raptor fucking degenerates, but they'll never have the balls to actually go all the way.
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>>172926340
>Hand holding

2 lewd anon
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>>172926471

> Step down from Kaidan

Kaidan was a squadmate, Gil is not, why the hell would you think he would have the same amount of content?
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>>172926437
Also, they already had the nude angaran model and used it in a variety of other scenes. Including a pretty major plot reveal. While to this day we still don't know what a turian's hand looks like without gloves, or what a quarian's hand looks like outside of that stock photo, something not likely to change.
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>people here actually got Captain Dunn killed

>not saving best girl
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>>172926569
>had the nude angaran model and used it in a variety of other scenes
I wish they didnt
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>>172926490
One of these years, anon. One of these years...
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>>172926569
This is the real reason they didn't fade to black with Jaal. They didn't have to create new resources for it. A naked turian would only be useful for a sex scene, and that's not economical, so Vetra get nothing.
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>>172926471
Cora and PB each have like 40 minutes going by Youtube, that's far beyond anyone in 3. Vetra has about 30. Plus random acknowledgements of the relationships in nomad banter and such. Liara was the most favored in the OT and she had ~40 minutes throughout all three games.
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>>172926596
How is the pic so sharp, sweetfx or photoshop?
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>>172926567
I dunno desu. I kinda expected Bioware to try and appease the gays some more, especially with their main options being reduced to a crewmate. It's showing that lots of gays are pretty unhappy with how little Gil got. Reyes surprisingly gets more and he's more popular too. I mean, I don't care. I still like Gil
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>>172926681
Me too, especially after DAI.
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>>172926681

> I kinda expected Bioware to try and appease the gays some more

Why? They may try to be nice to them on social media, but according to the player statistic shit from the OT homo's make up around like, 4% of the entire player base, so of course they aren't going to go out of their way to pander to them, barely anyone's actually going to even play a homo in the damn game.
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>>172926437

Eh, getting eaten out by an alien is more exciting than a full on sex scene
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Oh.
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>farming the shit out of gold
>fourth run in a row, another one about to be in the bag
>crash out literally 10 seconds from extraction

Why do I do this to myself?
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>>172926864

Sure, IMO I don't really care whether we get a sex scene or not, people just seem to get pissy about it for some reason.

As long as the scene itself is nicely done, I don't really mind it fading to black before the main event.
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>>172926861
Eh. That's why I expected it though. Bioware seems so big on gay rights and whatnot so I kinda felt like they might do more for 'em. Instead they got an ok romance.
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>>172927038
>>172926861
Gays are gross.
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>>172924476
>lmao, fucking everyone loses their virginity at 15 or 16.
come to east asia some day
here it's perfectly normal to reach 25 without doing so
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Why the FUCK aren't my custom armor colors confirming????

what in the actual FUCK.
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>>172927127
press space
I know there's no button so its perfectly normal to call bullshit but that's the way it is
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>>172927053
This sort of thinking always got me interested in the subject. Like what exactly makes it so wrong. It's such a bizarre subject to study, some people will answer with their religious thoughts and some just say they don't like it but I don't see why people are so disgusted by it.
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>>172927038

Like I said, bioware may be all for gays in terms of social media and their own personal opinions, but when the actual game is being made, it's almost literally just a waste of time.

I don't know if the statistics are the same for dragon age, but honestly I was pretty surprised that Dorian was made, given the circumstances.
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>>172927175
you will regret telling me this
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>>172927206
Not specific to gays, it's just anal sex is gross, putting your dick inside someone's ass sounds terrible.
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>>172927175
Just another bug, anon. The team is hard at work to fix it!
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>>172927270
Thanks doc.
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>>172927206
Upbringing. Kids eat fucking everything on the ground even bugs and worms unless an adult tells them that is gross. Chocolate tastes fucking awful until an adult feeds it to you and tells you it is tasty. All babies frown if you give it to them.

The religion and other shit is a second layer. Not the real reason, just a lid on the real reason. The real reason is bullshit. Taste is a snowball rolling down a hill across generations, permeated by the pride in it that disallows the recognition of this truth to anyone but the sociologist or psychologist that studied it and and can no longer deny it.
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Anyone tried out the Revenant?

Is it as good as it was in ME2?
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DESU I think all anal sex is gross

The gays can have that shit no pun intended
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>>172927564
It's shit in my experience.
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So apparently there is a phone app so you can do your apex missions on the go.

Now I can keep those fuckers working without having to go back to the ship.
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>>172927270
you look like gogurt
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>>172927206
It is a complete mystery why human beings have a natural revulsion to the mental illness homosexuality.

Complete mystery. Really teases the brain.
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>>172927564
It's a piddly little pellet gun. Don't waste your time.
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>>172927668
>>172927614
fuck
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>>172927663
Yeah I'll never understand it, traps are hot.
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>>172927663
>this guy again
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>>172927640

>tfw you are old and so is your BW/EA account and you can't recover it.

ISP emails were a mistake
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>>172927663
>implying i'm going to read all that

lmoa
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>>172927732
Traps aren't gay.
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>>172927663
>all that clustering illusion research done by closet homosexual neochristian "scientists"

Even monkeys fuck each other in the ass. For fun. Not even for the "god-given" and "pure" purpose of procreation.
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>>172927785
>>172927732
This.
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>>172927663
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals

A Wikipedia article.
That is the level that your shit is below than.
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>>172927712
The Widow is pretty shit too, and the Claymore's not even in the game.
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>>172927825
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>>172927890
>>172927825
Everytime.
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>>172927732
>traps are hot

During their window of hotness.

>>172927754
>Implying I didn't save it.

>>172927776
> Off by one

Ohh sucks to be you.

>>172927789
>If you don't like mental illness you have it!

I don't like kid fiddlers and horse fuckers either. Does that mean I want to fuck a male underage horse? I'm sure you can deny reality and science but logical human beings won't.

>>172927879
>Animals also eat their own shit and young
>That is the level that your shit is below than.

Cannot even type a coherent comment. You're a really intelligent human being.
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>finally satisfy my autism with completionist playthrough and all achievements
>decide to play multiplayer
>first lobby, host won't ready up in like 5 minutes
>ok, I'll get another.
>load in, game crashes

cool
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>>172927777

Just checking to see who got it.
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Should I kill her this time around?
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>>172927935
>Cannot even type a coherent comment.
You're one to talk.
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>>172927885
I will never forgive them for ruining my Mattockfu.
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>>172928029
>self-aware suicidal AI who attacks people
Why even keep her?
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>>172928029
your head is way too fucking small man
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>>172928029
Why would you ever allow her to continue in the first place?
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>>172928065
What? The L-98 is perfectly fine
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>>172928140
Where do I find the L-98? I tried the Mattock early on and it sucked.
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>>172928121
How is my head small, what the fuck.

>>172928110
>AI
Wat

>>172928124
I dunno, it seemed like she wasn't doing anything wrong. You pay money for a necessity or you die, seems fair.
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>>172928029
Look at your characters head.

Whaha what the fuck did you do?
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>>172928180
Oh sorry, thought it was that place where you find the Angaran AI.
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>>172927935
>people like you exist, and shit on homosexuals wherever they go
>homosexuals are depressed

If only we had science to find the connection.
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>>172928179
It's on Kadara
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>that fucking warthog run with the NOMAD on Meridian

OH BABY

>Meridian is actually a Dyson Sphere.
I know the lead writer worked on Halo 4, but god damn we're full Halo now
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>>172928180
>it seemed like she wasn't doing anything wrong.
She was literally holding all life on the planet hostage.
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>>172928303
>Paint Mattock white
>Harrier
>Paint it black
>Halberd
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>>172928354
It's not.
A Dyson Sphere is a sphere built around a star in order to harness it's energy.
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>>172928409
the fuck are you talking about
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>>172927663
>Look at my biased hateful "facts"
>I ll ignore the social effects of my own hate and blame them for me ostracizing them
top kek /pol/
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https://youtu.be/YJARrs0hrZQ
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>>172928029
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>>172928463
Wrong thread
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>>172928296
>>172928472

>Something is bad because you identify it as being bad.

Nice circular logic you cultists. Rather than blaming 99.9% of humanity for disliking a mental illness being destructive to society you should rather ask yourself why these people don't cure themselves. Yes there is a cure for homosexuality it is the same one they give to kid fiddlers.

If you can answer that question why they don't cure themselves you'll have done some critical thinking something someone in your I.Q range is incapable of doing.

Accepting this illness into society provides NO benefit only negatives.
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>>172928354
>Mass Effect now has near carbon copies of the Forerunners in the back story, Sentinels, a dyson sphere with forests on it that can wipe out all life as a macguffin super weapon, and a religious fanatic alien empire as the new main villain
>Halo now has an AI rebellion as the new main villain, a hammy glowing orange supervillain voiced by Keith Sazabarafjksdkfds, squadmate game mechanics and squad banter, and a character that's basically a shitty rip-off of FemShep voiced by Jennifer Hale

Are... are they fusing?
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>>172928409
... what?

Uh... okay.

Some people naturally produce more lubricant than others, it's a person-by-person thing, some people are generally more dry and so they need lubricants more often so sex is not painful. The end. Sometimes it can just feel good, like massage oils that have scent. I don't remember any of my girlfriends being dry but we certainly did use some of those a few times just for fun. Also lube is definitely useful for anal sex because there is no natural lubricant production there.

It is a strange thing to ask, though.
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>>172928516
Stop fucking posting this, for fucks sake.
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>>172928548
>I are right, my butthurt over different people existing totally makes me not biased at all
lol /pol/
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>>172928409
It's pretty self explanatory. 1 has natural lube from the body and the other needs KY or Astroglide as it doesn't produce its own or enough of its own.
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>>172928579
>>172928589
>srs vagina
>srs
Some doctors make shallower ones with more lubrication while others make deeper ones but without.
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>>172928580
No.
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>>172928548
It's not 98%, only mostly monotheistic religious people. There is a much larger acceptance of sexual variance in japan for example.

It's just that if you are one of those people you mostly likely live in a social bubble, village, for example, and it does feel like you are a 98%.

You have never ever been a 98%, and homosexuality has never ever been a mental illness in nature.
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>>172927935
>pic
I like the version more that includes shit like "50% of gays eat feces for fun".
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>>172928748
>I like the version more that includes shit like "50% of gays eat feces for fun".
That sounds more credible considering there are scat fetishist in both sexualities
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>>172928530
>>172928181
>>172928121
But...there's no scaling for head size or anything, infact thats just the default head 9 with white skin tone, different hair style and colour, with some makeup and eye colour.
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'night /meg/, waifu dreams.
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>>172928820
Dream cuddles.
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>>172928792
ahhhahahahaha
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>>172928820
Sweet dreams, anon.
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>>172928726
True the other way around too. I live in a big city in Scandinavia, most of my friends are not straight and everyone accepts gays. Feels fucking weird to read shit like >>172927663 , like people like that actually exist.
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>>172928559
I wanna see the Halo guy. I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
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>>172928706
ive never wanted to be raped more in my life than whenever i see me3 jack
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>>172928820
I had a waifu dream

I was helping a femtur have jeans fit her hips by cutting it on the sides She rewarded me by sensually rubbing against me
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Made for breeding
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>>172929004
That's not how rape works
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>>172929004
It's not rape when both want it.
In any case, she would rape you.
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>>172929073
The fuck kinda school was Grissom Academy anyway to let the teachers dress like that?
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>>172928792
This is too much.
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>>172929062
I want to make her infertile, so she can never know the feeling of being a mother
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>>172929160
The kind that let her in in the first place.
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>>172929225
>>172928879
DELET THIS
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Would you a Turian with daddy issues?
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>>172929360
Yes, is she cute?
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>>172929360
>Would you a Turian
Yes.
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Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually ditaeon command. They're busy tending to what's left of their outpost. So you survived our fight on Kadara. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire outpost is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Ryder needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death. -RV
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>>172929391
Did you just assume their gender?
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>>172929360
I would both her and her sister
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>>172928892
What happened is that these people lived in small communities but then communication technology evolved and more information became available about the world outside of their communities. But because of how the human brain works, it already assumed that what it sees is "the world", so how they experienced the influx of new information is that "the world becoming worse." You can extrapolate the rest of the events that transpired.
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>>172929360
Already did.
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TFW no hot Turian GF.

Pic very related. Spoilered for lewd.
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>>172928681
>trannies
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>Drack: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Incompetently: an elcor."
fucking kek'd real harder than I should have
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>>172920576
It's because there is no reverb on his voice, dummy
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Adaptive War Amp is now in store.

>+15% biotic powers
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>>172929495
Stop bullying
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Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually Vetra. She's busy tending to what's left of her cloaca. So she survived our fuck on Kadara. She's not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your cock wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire Turian is dying because you lacked the girth to win. The legend of Ryder needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your cucking. -Liam
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>>172929732
Okay I'll stop.
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>>172919448
THIS, WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY QT ELCORS AT
FUCK YOU RIOT EA BIOWARE OBSIDIAN BLIZZAD
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>>172929792
Turians don't have cloaca's, that's Salarians.
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>>172925747
Kek
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>>172929792
I'm crying
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>>172929792
>Aha because Vetra is most popular waifu this time around I'll try to troll like I used to troll Talimancers

The people left here aren't going to be upset from that.
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>>172929948
Take a joke, shit's hilarious
>>
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually mining drone command. They're busy tending to what's left of their mining area. So you mined this area for resources. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your mining interface wasn't good enough to deplete it. Now an entire mining zone is "fair" because you lacked the mining drones. The legend of Pathfinder needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with depletion. -SAM
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>>172929142
>>172929073
>>172928706
There's something about Jack that makes me want to lick every single inch of her.
>>
I FILED A REPORT TO TANN
THAT'LL SHOW EM
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>>172929792
>cloaca
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>>172930097
>tattoos
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>>172930097
Make that hole much much bigger if you want that to be accurate for Jack lol. She's been getting gang fucked her whole life.
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>>172929792
STOP! She is my waifu!
REEEEEEEEEE
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>>172930097
Do you think they use flavored ink in the future?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgEwPXb40EU

>...game is filled with trope heavy characters like the Han Solo turian Vetra Nyx

wat
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>>172930313
She's also a smuggler, so she's just Han Solo, obviously.
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>>172930370
I mean yeah she's a smuggler I guess but not once did I ever think "haha she's like han solo"
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>>172930313
I'd like to make Vetra smuggle this *unzips*
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>>172930295
>the tattoos get sweater the closer you get to her pussy
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>>172930393
That's because you're not retarded, unlike the drooling idiot who made that video.
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>>172929792
BLACKED just like Jaal
How can we even compete guys?
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>>172930313
i didn't watch that one since i figure it's more of the same youtube hivemind
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>>172930313
If you don't see Vetra as a generic lovable rogue, then you must be an ostrich
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what the fuck, you all lied to me and said the revenant was shit

it has 100 fucking rounds in it and it has innate penetration. why don't you shitters spec into combat next time before feeding false information about guns REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>172930445
>sweater
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>>172930487
>innate penetration
i'll give you some innate penetration anon
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>>172930445
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>>172920154
Your twin gets corrupted and you have to chase them all over the galaxy. In the you corner them, but they are holding one of your friends. You have the choice between killing your twin and saving your friend, or sacrifice your friend friend in the hope of redeeming your twin.
>>
Do profiles really make that much of a difference. I only feel its the case with soldier, adept and engineer. The others are more of go betweens.

I want to experiment something with the explorer profile. Charge, singularity and energy drain.
Not sure if I have enough power to deal with armor with that setup. Probably gonna roll with shotgun and perhaps another weapon or two.
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>>172930313
>it's another dudebro with a short attention span that is probably that guy that skips all cinematics then complains about how he has no idea what to do now, complaining about the unskippable planetary transitions

I really don't get the hate for it. Its what, 15 seconds long and most of the time they look pretty neat. Id rather watch them than stare at a blank screen with LOADING... LOADING... LOADING... at the bottom corner
>>
I should go
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>>172930705
we'll bang ok?
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>>172930691
>Id rather watch them than stare at a blank screen with LOADING... LOADING... LOADING... at the bottom corner
The people that complain about them don't realize that they're just fancy loading screens. They think you could just remove them and get back to the game faster.
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>>172930691
>dudebro
Hello dumblr.
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>>172930650
Explorer, Soldier, and Engineer are equally all fucking broken. Explorer especially. Literally easy mode.
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>>172930650
Explorer with charge/energy drain/incinerate is the best build in the game.

You have shield damage, armor damage, fire combos, tech combos, biotic combos, and enough shield restore from passives to get 100% from charge despite speccing for cooldown over shield restore. Between omni vents and shock trooper you feel liike charge is never on cooldown, and you have enough carry capacity to bring four guns without impacting your cooldowns.

Get a high clip shotgun for mopping up after your combos (ie don't fall for the dhan meme) and you're gold.
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>>172930872
>That awarkward moment when you forget to take the name out of the box from one of your shitposts

Posted on /r/cringe fellow cuckold.
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>>172930804
Complaining about unskippable 15 second long cinematics is dudebro though

Short attention span call of duty kiddies that skip any and all cinematics because they want to shoot shit faster
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>>172930801
Considering how ME2's loading screens worked, that's not exactly outlandish to expect.
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>forgot to pick up the model from my first trip
>now I can't get back in
FUCK
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>>172930841
Define broken
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>>172930919
I knew it would happen and consciously told myself not to forget but alas I am retarded.
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>>172930924
>Complaining about dudebro in a game that was made for them

And it isn't Cod kids it is Gears of war. Bioware literally said they wanted the Gears of war audience when they gutted the RPG mechanics.
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>>172930996
>but alas I am retarded.
Well, hey, welcome to the club.
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>>172930962
from Spender's apartment, forgot to add

Also, anywhere else I can get weapons without crafting aside from the one person on the Nexus?
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>>172930313

>in closing he gives it 7/10

Sounds completely reasonable to me anon. Do you honestly think this game is better than an 8? I enjoyed myself thoroughly but it has quite a lot of flaws.
>>
Pull, Singularity and Lance are obviously the best build. Lance has no cooldown and you just detonate combo after combo until enemies disappear. Yeah, you need to shoot at the shield with some plasma weapon, but anything without shield might as well be dead.
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>>172930924
>>172930801
>>172930691
If I wanted to watch an animated loading screen then i'd go watch a movie. Going through 15 seconds of shitty animations EVERY time you have to go from planet to planet is tedious as shit.

If theres a mod or something that gives you the option to remove them the game would be much more tolerable.
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>>172931051
There's a weapon merchant in Kadara, and one at the resistance hq on Aya.
>>
Is the Halberd only available from that Kadara merchant? No research option for higher levels?
Is it anything like a decent AR?
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>>172931073
I agree with him, Andromeda is a 7/10 for me too. Just the whole "lol vetra nyx is just a Han solo clone" is way off because not once in my 50 hours in Andromeda did I think "hey Vetra is a Han Solo clone"
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>we never actually got to play firebreathing thresher maws of doom
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>>172931051
Why wouldn't you craft weapons? The ones you can buy don't even come close.
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>>172931206

Oh yeah, duh. I'm tired. I agree.
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>>172931260
Don't have the research points
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>>172931182
No Halberd schematics and it doesn't scale. You'll notice on the inventory screen you can't dismantle it, only destroy. I guess they realized it would become the go to weapon so they nerfed the fucking Mattock and didn't let you craft your own Halberd. The Sandstorm has a good punch, but an awful scope.
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>>172931302
You can get milky way research points w/ the cryo pod perk and those are the only weapons worth crafting anyway. The loot boxes and enemies sometimes have weapons too. Unless you're level 60, then weapon/armor items get bugged and disappear completely from the game.
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>accidentally brought a Zalkin into a multiplayer game
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Well well well buyfags and biodrones.

Are you ready for the influx of the master race?
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>tfw have 2,700~ Remnant Research points because everything Remnant is fucking shit so why bother researching any of this junk
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>>172931471
Who even came up with that weapon? It should fetch some kind of prize for outstanding dumbfuck game design.
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>>172931503
>cracking it now
Fucking why?
Denuvo will get updated with the future updates and will leave us with the broken, launch version.
Wait until all DLC is released, until all patches come out, and then crack it.
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So how does DAI compare to MEA? I m having a blast with ME and one complaint i read often was that it was to similar to DAI.
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>>172931579
Is there a good kett/angaran weapon in the game besides the dhan? I'm pretty underwhelmed by the designs on all the new weapons.

>>172931503
Bully for you, anon.
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>>172931585
>Interest in this game will last until all the DLC is out

Uhh no. Also this is version 4 the latest dunovo will not update for a while.
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>>172931585
>pirating this steaming pile of shit

All of keks.

Also, you want DLC? As if the base game wasn't poorly made already. DLC will only be worse.
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>>172931730
Why are you even here?
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>>172931438

>mfw they suddenly reappeared when I hit 70 and had almost nothing left to do
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>>172931753
I play shit games, because my life has lost its meaning.
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>>172931685
Imagine MEA, but with even less semi-likeable characters, an even shittier story, even shittier sidequests, and a less interesting world.
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>>172931721
>this is version 4 the latest dunovo will not update for a while.
That's not how it works, every game needs to be cracked individually, that's why there's still games with Denuvo v3 that haven't been cracked.
One thing is figuring out how the current version of Denuvo works, another different one is actually cracking those games, and in the first update they'll just change it.
It's a waste of time considering how many bugs need patching.

>>172931730
Why are you even here?
>>
>>172931685

DA:I has less bugs, but I'm more fond of the Mass Effect universe. I'd put them both in 7/10 tier
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>>172931579
If they adjusted the timing it would still be shit, just less annoying to use. Right now it's so awkward to use and get a good fire rate out of, and it doesn't do shit even if you perfectly time it AND account for the projectile mechanic the damage sucks. WHY DOES THIS SHIT EXIST
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>>172931730
Don't you want to download 45GB of Marxist brainwashing? What are you sane and well informed?
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>>172931798
Don't forget the absolutely terrible MMO-tier combat system and the generic medieval fantasy setting.
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>>172931539
>everything Remnant is fucking shit so why bother researching any of this junk
Fuck you the Inferno never left my inventory from the moment I got it
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>>172931875
It's depressing that I can't tell if posts like this are serious anymore.
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>>172931823
>Horizon
TW3 and BOTW were good, but what has Horizon do?
It's just another Ubisoft-esque open world game that if it wasn't exclusive absolutely no one would be talking about.
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>>172931685
It's pretty much a straight translation of Inquisition's formula into a Mass Effect game universe. The cast/story are weaker than inquisition's, but you're not gated by power points to progress the (rather short) story. I'm kek'ing at the reviews. BioWare probably really is deluded enough that they didn't expect Witcher 3/Horizon/BotW would move the goalposts for them and anyone making open worldish action RPGs or they were too far up their own ass before they realized it and it was too late to change this game.

>>172931795
I have no idea how this got past QA. The Maverick's set armor is also fucked at crafting. The arms/legs disappear at X level, but if you look at the arms list you'll see two entries for Remnant X arms, one of them is the Maverick. Some fucking illiterate trans intern must have been responsible for coding these item properties and just got tired of copy pasting near the end. I wouldn't be surprised if half the stat boons on the items / mods don't even work properly in this game.
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>>172931701
Soned.
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>>172931946
If you're feeling depressed you should go get prescribed some anti-depressants, there will totally be no ill effects whatsoever.
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>>172915262
>there are people that like Cora and Peebee
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>>172932006
Answer him >>172931980
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>>172931980
I agree, but reviewers at that shit up. I tried it for 30 minutes and lost my damned mind with all the crafting bullshit littered around.
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So when do we get the non-retarded faces update?
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So I heard one of the ME3 endings is canon in andromeda. Which one?

I swear to fuck if it's the green one...
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>>172932193
I'm pretty sure they want green to be canon since they are going to push this SAM implant on everyone soon. At least if the meridian terminals are anything to go by.
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>>172932193
You were misinformed. There isn't anything confirming any of the endings, but you could read the lack of communication after the Reaper's arrival as hinting towards the refusal ending.
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>>172932056
>there are people with patrician taste

Indeed.
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>>172932257
>lack
Thats because the logs take place during the reaper war. They've left everything wide open and can go any way. My bet is on destroy.
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>>172932193
It is the green one, SAM is preparing us
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>>172932262
And they prefer Drack.
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>>172916227
>no tits
what is the point of this race?
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>>172932369
*Cora
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>>172932362
>>172932241

Preparing us to what? Go back home for no reason and find everyone living in some retarded hippie harmony? The ending has no effect so far away.
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>>172932257
>refusal
>the Milky Way is fucked
>Andromeda is the last hope for the existing civilisations
Fuck I'm down for that plot hook
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How does that...belt stay in place?
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>you will never spend the mornings telling Vetra about makeup
>you will never help her out with putting on eyeshadow to make her eyes pop out a bit more
>you will never get to experiment with what kind of foundation to use to make her dermal plates look softer
>you will never try and see if you can't make lipstick work with turians
>you will never get so flustered by how cute she ends up that you can't help but steal a kiss
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>>172932429
Ass game is frankly weak, too.
There's a reason they are genetically incompatible with humans.
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>>172932483
With synthesis canon the technology will move so fast that they ll get to andromeda fast
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>>172932490

Biotics
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Am I the only one who thinks Turians are massively overrated?
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>>172915552

>Female Salarian Matriarch
>Always wanted to explore the Galaxy but had to stay home and marry and play politics
>Decided to use her twilight years to run away from the family and explore Andromeda
>Has decided to fit a lifetime of experiences into her last three or four years
>Probably insane
>Final bucket list option is getting into a krogan bar fight
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>>172932527
Why would a guy know about makeup?

What the fuck is wrong with you.
>>
>>172932574
Yes, you contrarian fuckwad.
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>>172932574
That's not how you spell Asari.
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>>172932574

Noe
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>>172932574
Most of the races are pretty overrated
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>>172932429
People, for some reason, forget that turians have canon tits.
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>>172931701
Yeah the new weapons felt all kind of useless. The electro shock shotgun is pretty nice, but that's it.
Not that it mattered to me really. I crafted my Mattock at the beginning and then used it till I switched to that special Mattock you get on Kadarra.
>>
>>172932621

Somebody is mad their waifu is a a bird rock.
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>>172932241

Green could still be an interesting ending, if they didn't go the "complete harmony" bullshit. I mean
>There'll be people who *don't* want to be half-synthetic
>Since they are half-organic they might still need basic supplies like food and water
>Population explosion of krogan leads to food shortages
>Can't use the genophage 2.0 because of green fuckery
>People literally trying to pull circuits out of their skin
>What if some of the Reapers *want* to continue the reaping, and half-uplifting organics isn't good enough?
>>
>>172932601
I'm gay.
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>>172932772
I'm just sick of people thinking their opinion is special.
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>>172932805
Shouldn't you be putting makeup on the nigger then?
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>>172932772
>>172932829
And I'm also sick of this general, and I fucking hate you all.
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>tfw you hate vetra but love femturs
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How do I fight it? I want to fight it
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>>172932941
Wait for the DLC to provide even bigger bullet sponges.
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>>172918743
>>172919768
>They are forcing A team to make a cash cow Star Wars game.
this is basically the crux of it. Disney is so big, they can tell EA/Bioware to only put their best effort in it or they'll sue the shit out of them and that'd even hurt EA, since we're talking about a license that's worth billions.
It sounds funny somehow, but Disney actually does care about quality a lot, they do not rush things out. remember Rogue One?
>inb4 any kind of /tv/ "argument" about it being a flop because it only made a billion at box office or how you don't like it
Disney quality control thought it wasn't good enough so they had to re-shoot a lot of it again. they would have put it on hold, too and would have pushed the release date if it had still been too bad.
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>>172932991
Disney reshot it because they thought it was too dark, not because of quality.
Everything has to be a MCU-like quipfest for them.
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female batarian squad mate when
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>>172933035
The reshoots made it darker, you dumbass. The original ending was typical saccharin hollywood bullshit.
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>>172933074
>batarian
Those favela niggers are not needed.
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>>172933074
Never ever. You'll get another asari as DLC.
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>>172933074

I'd take one. As long as you can get it killed
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>>172933074
>tfw she will never affectionately call you 'her little slave'.
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>Storming the Kett Mountain Base on Veold
That was pretty fun and lengthier than I thought it'd be.

Also now I understand what you guys were talking about with the Remnant Puzzles. Fuck.
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>>172933329
>Do it as infiltrator
>Easy as fuck
>Do it as adept
>Trying to hide for my life when more pop up
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>>172933074
I just want a Batarian in MP at least, I fucking loved Batarian Soldier with the Kishock and Ballistic Blades, everything bled for days
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>>172933540
>>172933540
>>172933540
new
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CPY released a new crack hint.

'Do it Zoidberg style!'

Crack forums are guessing it refers to ME:A wonky animations. If it is ME:A to be cracked, then lmao so much for 'new denuvo'. Didn't even take a month.
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>>172933274
>she will never forcefully push your face into her quad-tits
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>>172933554
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>>172933478
Adepts are underpowered imo, outside aoe situations they suck dick
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>>172933581
PROPER GENERAL
>>172933581
PROPER GENERAL

REPORT AND IGNORE ALL OTHER THREADS THAT DON'T FOLLOW FORMAT
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>>172933617
>wah wah muh shitty OP full of useless outdated links is better

>>172933645
Thread wars again, as usual you ll get deleted by mods for making it later
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>>172933559
>yfw you didn't pay for andreomda
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>>172933706
If you think these autists fighting over which thread is the proper one is fun, then I wish bad things upon you.
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>>172933829
>>172933706
reddit ralph is mad as fuck, which means the spam of SJW pics will begin soon.
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>>172916227
I want to like that artstyle, but it just looks like someone sat on their heads. And their eyes are too large.
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>>172932257

The only reason there was no communication after the start of the war is because the Hyperion went out of range of communication. I'm pretty sure Liara mentions that she doesn't even know if the message will be able to reach the Hyperion.
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>>172932574
I only want a batarian waifu.
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>>172940375
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>>172916454
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Die.
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