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I want to be Fernando's amigo!

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>>172684390
but you are

I will not know true peace until I will get that 'Self-appointed Knight' title.

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>Weapons are not showing in game
>Fernando is just throwing hadoukens
>BK is launching ball of high pressured air
>All females are bald
>Grohk is shooting from his crotch
What the fuck is going on?

>>172685734
4 Q A
Q
A

>>172685734
>Grohk is shooting from his crotch
that one's normal

>Ying
>Illusion
>Reduced healing range from 100 to 85.

>>172686437
ying deserves worse and is unhealthy for the game

>>172686437
nice

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>>172685734
Welcome to Paladins, where everything is always fucking broken and the servers don't matter

>>172686437
>ying now has to put at least one of her hundreds of clones within a continent of anyone on the team in order to do top tier healing while AFK

>Increased Grohk's healing totem card from 20% to 50%
>But reduced his base healing by 100 so that the healing totem card remains the same as before, but his healing is otherwise worse

I sure do love not only having to hope that someone on my team will lock in as a healer, but will actually lock in as a healer and not a damage dealer in disguise.

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>when you watch your replay and you laugh because you look like a fucking hacker

>no skye rework
>no lex rework
wow it's fucking shit

>>172687697
Uh actually he heals for 6 more per second with the new card!

Here's our guy Prettyhair talking about how this brings healing grohk to what it was when he was bugged!

https://www.twitch
.tv/videos/132516805?t=49m59s

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>here are graphic overhauls, typo corrections, skins, and NEW titles
>btw we didn't fix any bugs :^)

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>>172687763
>lex rework

>>172687745
http://paladins.guru/match/pc/96096520
congrats on winning this match, it must have been extremely challenging for you

>>172688293
Did I say anything about the match? No, I said I looked I laughed because of the play. Even got called aimbotter in the chat.

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this shit is seriously not even fun to smurf anymore
fuck the crystals, there isn't a skin worth the suffering of solo smurfing against party smurfs

>>172688293
That's what they get for being a party of 5.

>>172688293
I feel like anyone who looks someone's guru profile to post it ITT should also be required to post theirs too.

>>172688226
lex is the champion in most dire need of a rework at the moment.

remove lex
at the very least give him the maeve treatment

>>172688293
Wow, how mad are you

>>172688392
>>172688538
>>172688642
lol

Is lex more broken that maeve was?
i´ve been pretty much effortlesly winning with him and losing whenever i dont have a lex in my team against a team that does have lex

>>172688751
He deals ridiculous damage, they should've make him a damage champion since he's as mobile as Cassie.

All flanks should have at least vertical mobility tbqh.

>>172688226
>no vertical mobility
>low damage falloff making him effective at range
>high consistent damage output
>abilities for fending off flankers/ a brief speed boost
>ult that instant kills/ effects multiple enemies at once
he is a damage character
plus his gimmick of gaining more credits does nothing significant while needlessly rewarding the lex for doing what he should be doing anyway
also his target mechanic is god awful as it's A random with a long cooldown, so impossible to rely on as a tool to oust flanks or supports and B punishes
also also his target mechanic is the least fun ability and most poorly thought of ability in the game, there is zero counterplay to being seen through walls and you are severely punished with this effect if you successfully kill him
managing to fend off and kill a flanker should be very punishing for them, they're intended to be more of glass cannons with high burst not meant for prolonged direct combat like the damages so getting caught out will be their worst nightmare
lex is more effective as an antiflank than a flank himself and if someone catches him out and kills him they get punished for it, doubly so if they're flank because it becomes impossible to play your role if you are permanently visible
if he plays in a party can just start up some 3rd party teamspeak service to tell everyone where his target is rendering one of his legendaries completely obsolete and the slide one is worthless considering you could just boost your damage with the other while staying more flexible
nothing about this character seems alright, no matter where you look there are big problems

>>172688751
yes but for different reasons
maeve just had way too much sustain and burst making her harder to kill than buck and hit harder than evie with a lot less skill required
lex is a damage dealer with basically no falloff and a broken ult and awful reveal gimmick

>>172688942
>low damage falloff making him effective at range
This.
Maeve has limited range
Buck has huge damage fall-off and limited range
Androxus has unlimited range but does almost no damage past a certain distance
Skye has spread so she's better at close range

Meanwhile, Lex can snipe with his revolvers.

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Volcanic makoa is gifted for anyone that get to LEVEL 30?
Oh shit i thought they meant mastery
At least i got one thing to hype for the next patch

Lex's other legendaries will never be picked unless they get reworked desu.

>>172689554
Don't forget Evie has slow projectile making people dodge it easier than ever.

>Disenchanted card now removed from Loadout
>Show that loadout is in an invalid state

You guys that have been waiting for that whole benefit of the doubt thing better take pictures of you broken loadouts because the next patch is gonna change em

>>172689576
The skin is almost 2cool2give out to everybody and their grandma.

I still appreciate it tho.

>ricepirate did nando's helion voice pack
nice

what the FUCK is he saying?

https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/e/ee/Lex_SP_Intro_1.ogg

>>172690382
Eventually the things in life that gave you pause mean nothing. Time becomes your friend.

>>172690453
Thanks homie

God I hope that the BK nerf actually works. I'm getting king killed by shit I can't even see.

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Rate my Paladin concept
>Yang, Master of Lies
>Mandarin-style guy, silk robes embroidered with dragons, white fu manchu facial hair, bald, face looks middle-aged
>floats like Ying and has a similar mirror weapon but with a dragon motif
>personality is basically Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China
>Q creates an Illusion of himself that damages nearby opponents
>RMB is Shatter except Illusions seek the nearest ally and heal them
>F is just like Ying's
>Ult creates a Dragon Illusion near each enemy that drains health from them and restores it to Yang, with any excess becoming a personal shield

>>172690748
>Q creates an Illusion of himself that damages nearby opponents

This brings back bad memories.

>>172690748
what about his primary fire? is it a heal?

>>172690748

>Q creates an Illusion of himself that damages nearby opponents

Clearly you didn't play the game back before Ying was changed to be a healer.

>>172690748
>another champion that can deal damage without having to aim

-99999999999999999999999999999999999/10 delete this post please god.

>>172688293
fuck off Ezho

>>172691087
t. mermoco

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Got my first Penta on this match. Was pretty fun.

>>172691462
>changing name from nionai to bang1681

for what purpose dude?

>>172691268
i am mermoco and i hadnt posted on this thread until now

what dictates how much elo you gain and lose?

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>>172691898
NioNai is an old tag I had, BANG has been my Steam name for a good while and BANG is my Overwatch/battle.net ID, 1681 is the tag number attached.

>>172691949
Drybear's hamster

sha lin visual update when

>>172684323
>Volcanic Makoa not unlocked in the PTS
B R A V O L O R E Z

>Rockets now count as Direct damage.
Not sure if I like this or not.

>>172691949
It's allegedly based on the relative rankings of the other team vs you and your team.

>>172687697
>>172687856
I guess the idea is you go the may health heals card as well?
given that totemic boosts that also

>>172693193
Has there even been a time when a bug was found on the PTS and fixed before the patch went live? Why does PTS exist?

>>172694115
perfect

>>172693440
Its an small nerf to his ult because people will often take direct damage reduction against him.

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>>172694625
>Win 14 games as Kinessa

>>172694625
>the fucking gun is locked behind "quests"

are you shitting me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqHgtZ9PAR8
is prettyhair okay

>>172696269
Quests AND buying the base outfit.

>>172696269
>For the first time in awhile we get a patch where there isn't a new shiny champion that gets instalocked every single match
>But instead every shitter is going to be instalocking kinessa

OB99 when

I can't play more than one match at a time without getting annoyed and losing all desire to play anymore.

Guess I'm done till the next character comes out.

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>>172697919
see ya in 2 weeks,when the next champ is either OP or just boring.

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>tfw hit new elo peak

2800 here we go

>gets blasted back to 2500

hows inara?

>>172690748
Great idea! I'll post mine too:
>Name: Blover
>Primary fire: Attack with an axe in a short melee range
>Secondary fire: Throw your axe, dealing damage and crippling his target
>Special ability: Lock into a target, dealing a small damage if the target is an enemy, and healing if the target is an ally
>Mobility: Move faster and reveal nearby enemies in a short radius
>Ultimate: Spin your axe in circles, dealing a massive amount of damage over time

>>172699883
garbage

>>172699883
bad

How many characters i should be using to be effective? at first glance i like maeve,buck and cassie

>>172699883
Good on certain maps, sitting duck on open ones.

>>172700189
Here's mine.
>Buckus
>tank camouflaged as damage dealer
>weapon only has 4 rounds per magazine
>fires extremely slow
>secondary shields your whole team and yourself for 4 seconds of all damage
> special ability inflicts a small, fairly useless DoT on your enemies in a nearby radius
>mobility allows you to phase anywhere in sight, but only once and no returning
>ultimate fires one massive slow moving rocket.

This is fun.

>>172700489
Have a character in each role that you like.

>>172700489
You should pick a role and stick to it but branch out to try your counter. Most of the time, there' a clearly superior option so learn 2 champions per role would be sufficient.

>HiRez stole my cards on OB44
>re buy them
>they steal them again
>no fix for it in months
>3 fucking patches and nothing

I mean I had only been logging for daily rewards lately but I'm done

>>172687745
>can track well and reacts instantly to being attacked from behind
>hacker
truly the scrub mentality

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>tfw casually walking behind a aegis nando's shield and burning their ying to death with scorch nando
so helpless

>tfw started to play Paladins because Smite matches were taking too long
>tfw actually really liking the game

Snekman is my husbando

>>172699883
shit

>>172703202
>playing Smite
>game is a state where winning is unlikely (lost two and a phoenix in Clash, down by 100 tickets in Arena)
>surrender vote starts
>2 people either f7 or abstain

just fuck my shit up

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>Gundam Fernando

>Space mech Ruckus

>Space marine Kinessa

>Xenomorph Drogoz

Why does Hirez's creativity begin and end at 'sci-fi skins'? They did the same shit with Smite and turning everyone into robots

>>172704048
toaster fucker on the art team

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>>172704048
>not getting an erection from robots
bad taste desu

>>172704048
the only thing wrong with the drogoz one is that some voice lines sound fucking retarded while others are perfect

>>172704048
>omg why do they not add shitty "cute" skins for all the girls i play

kill yourself retard

>>172704048
"We don't want to recolor champions' hair because that would compromise the design."

:^)

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Pic related is the only reason i am downloading this right now

please tell me she isnt shit tier

>>172705540
That leap

>>172705679
She's good

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>>172705679

>>172705679
She's a dev pet, much like the Edgelord.

>>172705816
Tbh, I enjoy Andy's edginess more than Reapers

>>172705540
Who are you quoting?

>>172705679
she one of the lowest winrates in the game but she's very viable at higher levels of play and is very rewarding if you're willing to spend hours autistically learning to main her

I want to ____ Kinessa's ____

>>172705876
Well, yeah, because Andy's a full-on chuunibyou.

>>172705679
despite what retarded shitters will tell you, she is broken as long as you hit all your shots and use incitement 4

>>172706056
I want to kill Kinessa's mains!!!!

>>172705282
to extrapolate and elucidate

good ones:
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/d/dc/Drogoz_Dreadhunter_VGS_OK.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/3/3d/Drogoz_Dreadhunter_VGS_Completed.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/3/31/Drogoz_Dreadhunter_VGS_Emote_No.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/2/28/Drogoz_Dreadhunter_VGS_Other_S.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/e/e8/Drogoz_Dreadhunter_VGS_Thanks.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/5/58/Drogoz_Dreadhunter_VGS_NiceJob.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/7/76/Drogoz_Dreadhunter_VGS_Other_G_O.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/c/cf/Drogoz_Dreadhunter_VGS_Other_G_W.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/7/7c/Drogoz_Dreadhunter_TR_AttemptingToUseAbilityOnCooldown_2.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/b/be/Drogoz_Dreadhunter_TR_Health_Low_1.ogg

bad ones:
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/9/96/Drogoz_Dreadhunter_VGS_Attack_1.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/4/48/Drogoz_Dreadhunter_VGS_Enemy_B.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/e/e3/Drogoz_Dreadhunter_VGS_BRB.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/4/47/Drogoz_Dreadhunter_VGS_Other_V_B.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/e/e7/Drogoz_Dreadhunter_VGS_Other_V_G.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/a/a9/Drogoz_Dreadhunter_TR_Card_Select_1.ogg
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/2/2f/Drogoz_Dreadhunter_VGS_Other_V_A.ogg (this one is a particularly egregious example)

so let me get this,you use some sort of money during matches to buy upgrades

and killing or taking objectives gives more money

doesnt that mean the first team to get a upgrade lead stomps harder?

>>172707354
it might in theory, but defending is a lot easier than pushing

>>172707354
theoretically but you aren't playing with machines, i've lost a lot of matches where we're winning 3-1 and won a lot of matches where we're losing 1-3.

>>172707354

In theory yes, in practice not all the time.

People will often buy terrible items which won't help them at all. I've had plenty of matches where one team is stomping at the beginning and then the other team turns around and mounts a comeback.

>>172707354
Its easier to defend than to take the payload to the end, this balances things a bit, if you lose 4-0 you pretty much deserved it.

>>172707354
nah
there's always the fuckers who buy deft hands and bulldozer when there's no barik/inara/ying/etc.

>>172707354
burner cards aren't really strong enough to result in snowballing

most of them are situational and used to counter the other team (extra damage against shields, healing penalty on hit, etc) and some of them are just small boosts (lower cooldowns, faster reloads, etc)

it's april fools tommorow
what'dya think lo-rez is gonna do
if anything

>>172707803
All the servers are going to have 666 ping.
Or you get a free FN01 chest but it's rigged to lock in on Triggerman shades.

>>172707924
fucking delete this

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>>172708023

>>172696269
I'm actually happy with this. I'd rather have quests than chests.

>>172700748
This actually sounds kind of fun.

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>>172706056
I want to hold Kinessa's hand.

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i want to breed cassie!

>finally see a frontliner other than me as Fernando
>think that with Torvald we'll be able to cap point easily
>He continues to feed and die all game without ever considering to turn around when getting pelted by flankers or use his spells right
>Everyone else couldn't grasp the concept of "turn around and shoot the flanker you wanker."
>After inevitably losing since they kept trickling in even when I asked them to group up with me so I can shield them
>They were all at 1400 to 1600 elo when I'm 2k elo
>Enemy team 1700 and 1900 elo

I should be used to having the enemy team be better overall for 6+ games, but I'm not. I just want to get carried by Pro team players instead of being paired up with players who played more than me yet somehow suck much harder at this game than me.

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>get BZ teammates
>they blame me for the lost

k

>>172710405
>4k shielding as Inara
HiRez unless you're going to give her an insane amount of buffs just delete this worthless front liner. She's terrible in every way.

I didn't have Brazilians in my latest loss, instead I got paired with 1400-1600 elo players as a 2k against an entire group of 1700-1900 elo players. I don't mind losing if the odds were not on my side. Losing is part of the game and naturally if the enemy team is better, they will win. What grinds my gears is when the game keeps putting me with low elo players against teams that have a higher avg elo rating than mine. Aside from trying to be as positive/supportive as possible and play my best I can't do much with what I'm given.

Is there a point where I can finally get curbstomped/carried by Bugzy? I'm getting kind of sick of having odds stacked against my favor.

>>172710405
Most of my Viktor losses look like that, makes me so angry that i just quit playing him.

>>172711483
The Wall doesn't count as shielding. That's all her DR barrier.

>>172711730
Why doesn't it count? It's a barrier ain't it? Or is it counted as a deployable by HiRez?

Installing again because bored.

Who are the 100% shit awful characters now. I haven't played since november.

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>>172711501
Gets even better, This was the next match. A 4 man party of BZs on my god damn team.

Entire fucking match was constant chat with JAJAJA every 5 fucking lines. I literally lost my fucking shit and am done for the night.

>>172711857
Fuck if I know. It's probably counted as a deployable (like the turrets), but not in the same way as Barik's shield.
Then again, who shoots the wall after it pops up?

>>172711924
The one shining ray of "bright side" is that your frontliner not only existed, but managed to be on the point.

I haven't played since cassie went xbow.

Is the way to play her still m1, m2, forward roll, m1 for instant kills?

>>172711907
fernando, maeve, skye, buck

skye works against teams that don't have healers though

>>172711924
>Finally made it to 2k despite team always having a shittier elo rating against teams that out number my team by a hundred to several hundred points
>Think I'm out of the woods and I can finally be carried by other people and I can now play Cassie and have intense fair matches again
>See your match
Is there even a light at the end of this tunnel?

>>172712654
Fernando is bad now?

Who are the main tanks now?

>>172712720
Flamethrower tickles and everyone else can throw their shields and still attack.

>>172712720
barik and makoa are the best tanks, and technically ruckus if you count him

the rest are really mediocre because tanks are in a bad spot right now but you still NEED to use one, so what can you do.

Any lads wanna party up?

>>172715303
That's a bad idea and you know it.

>>172716091
explain

>>172712610
yes

the preferred legendary is big game hunter

>>172715303
Heck yes.

The hitbox on Lex's ultimate is retarded.

>use ult
>be aiming at someone completely different
>it gets a double kill on someone who wasn't even in my retical

>>172719256
post IGN or preferred method of contact m8

>>172719882
hmu on snapchat

>>172719687
It's a cone.
Essentially your entire field of view is a killzone.

>>172712694
There is no escape unless you get on a team.

Is anyone else finding themselves in vanilla skins during matches despite having other skins equipped? Happened twice in a row to me as Drogoz.

>>172721741
It's a bug.
At least it doesn't say you never bought them.

>>172721551
you mean a team of 5 because otherwise you'll be left with a deadweight 1600 elo deft hands maxing viktor

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>>172719687
>>172721398
I hate it

>>172721741
>>172721906
weirdest one I've had was it put me in head skins that I didn't actually own

>>172721551
I just don't want to be forced to be the "hey shitty players Imma give ya a free win!" person all the time. I'm not even in the 2.5-whatever level the pros grinded to, I'm below average by this thread's metrics.

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smite general here
we merging now desu

please welcome your friends

I quit this game for good after they released Lex

Man I thought Maeve release was silly

good to know it's not going to get any better

>>172723564

Go home.

>add bugs
>pretend they arent there

Hirez should go out of business, this practice is literally unacceptable by any standard

Ok I downloaded this game as a meme on xbone like 3 hours ago but its sick because character lock

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>>172704805
>not getting an erection from bald autists

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>>172723564
Is your general that ded?

>>172724472
Who are you quoting?

I want Hi-rez to nerf cassie's tits

All I fucking want is good teammates, Why the fuck do I always get the 1300 shitters!

>>172721741
>>172721906
How do the devs get away with bugs like cosmetics people paid for literally not working and guns disappearing + being completely silent, giving the bugged player an advantage?

In any other game, bugs like this wold have the community in an uproar. Especially in a PvP game.

>>172706056
I want to stop Kinessa's instalockers in the next patch.
Tell me something that will stop me from throwing matches just to piss off shitters trying to get skins for their lvl 4 gold Kinessa by aimbotting or wallhacking or trying to get carried

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>>172726949
It's all because of sycophants like this one. Also, they almost never listen to feedback, the fact that Fernando still hasn't got anything despite people crying for the buff everywhere is a perfect example.

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>>172724582
Just like ours.

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>>172692363
>not liking our new overlord Smug Lin

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>>172729384
sounds like this merge is perfect then

SCYLLA LADS WHERE WE AT???

>>172729525
fuck off

>>172729384
We're not always ded, it's just ded hours right now.

>>172729525
I may play an assfaggot inspired shoot but I don't play assfaggots
fuck off

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>>172729525
Is its time for /smitepals/ to rise from the grave ?

We could use some more futaposting t b h

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>>172729950
LEAVE

>>172729950
only if you accept that all your women have to remain purley female and join drogoz's harem until they learn to love his dual dripping draconic dongs

>>172729512
>this costs 400 crystals
Pain is real.

>>172729950
no, fuck off

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>>172730309
>>172730049
I just wanted us to be friend.

>>172730512
No one wants you to be friend.

>>172730512
nobody would willingly be friends with an ASSFAGGOTS playing nigger

>>172730309
Is there any reason to use Androxus's right mouse? Unless you hit every shot for that bonus damage it's worse than the default attack.

>>172730814
no, it's a downgrade of his left click

>>172730814
quote unintended
fugg

>>172730814
>Is there any reason to use Androxus's right mouse?
Yes, BMing the enemy.

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Holy shit this guy loves Drogoz.

>>172731308
100% scaliefag.

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I do not understand how this quest skin thing works.
Do you need to pay 400 crystals just for the base set (Weapon/Outfit/Head/Voice) and get the quest, or do you pay 400 crystals to skip the quest thing and get the whole set?

>>172731686
Pay 400 to get the body/voice/base head and I think a base weapon, then win games to get alternate heads and weapon.

Damn, why noone told me tha Tyra with nade legendary is so satisfying.

>>172730621
>smite
>assfaggots
That's an insult to assfaggots.

>>172731686
>>172731760
More like pay 400 crystals to be humiliated by your own team at least in 15 matches

>>172731812
Mercy Kill has been meta for 3 weeks already.

>>172731760
Damn, I hope they don't get too jewish with Damba's skin.

>>172731941
>Burrito Sha Lin is 400 crystals
>Helios Nando is 600 crystals, locked behind rng trash
Snek is going to cost an arm and a leg.

>>172731760
I'm glad there is that 400 crystals barrier it will at least stop some shitters.

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>about to win a 3/4 3/4
>oh yeah it's in the bag
>server just fucking dissapears when the overtime was almost over

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>planted still comes out immediately
>planted still cancelled immediately
>can still cancel planted at any time
>still shitting out 1,000 damage logs from across the map
>still shitting out 1,000 damage logs from point blank
>still stunning any flankers for a second
>even if they have resilience gets to tell them he's ready
>if shit hits the fan and miss everything just turn invisible
>ultimate is even more invisible shittery
>hirez will never make minor tweaks to any of this to balance the second easiest damage
only reason he's not topping every leaderboard and cucking every flank every time is because bomb king's so busted right now he barely takes the cake
>ob47 changes fuck all for the game's balance
balance patch when

>>172735217
He's like Ruckus. Never nerfed, never buffed.

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Good morning /palg/

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what did drybear mean by this?

>>172730253
I just want the glasses to hide his dumb face.

>>172736491
"Hey guys! we have LORE!"

"jk, april fools eksdee eksdee"

Maeve cat ears when?
Maeve skins when?
Maeve buffs when?

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LOL

>>172736294
Good morning, NioNai. I'm glad you moved past playing only Pip.

>>172736871
Please explain how you had a half an hour game and how their Makoa and Sheng Tsu did next to nothing.

>>172736491
I was hoping that yt links would lead to a rickroll.

>>172736871
>that ob time
wew lad

>>172736871
Ah, the wonders of people not knowing about the /surrender option.

>>172736871
>>172737118
That's some extreme feeding. Probably staged?

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>>172737072
Good morning, Do you like my old name more? You seem to bring it up a lot.

>>172737253
if you steamroll hard enough you can decide not to cap and just go to their base and spawncamp them
usually they leave and since their all bots it makes it even easier to do

>>172737615
Yeah, I think it was better. It had more character, or something like that.

>>172737675
Seems legit.
Those guys were a 5-man stack, I doubt they will party up again soon.

>>172736491
Shitty easter egg event.

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>>172736871

>>172736847
>Maeve buffs when?
OB47.

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>lose
wew lad...

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>>172737253
Nah, i think the replacement bot is just THAT shitty
This is from when i dc'd through the whole game and came back a few minutes before ending

>>172736871
I can't put my head around this
How the fuck do you do 200k damage while being dead 45 times
Maybe the team decided to ignore the point and just assraped the team over and over again?

>>172740209
average time of your team on the point: 81.2 seconds
average time of their team on the point: 134.8 seconds
difference: 53.6 seconds
answer: get on the point you moron

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Ahh, remember the good old days?

>>172741638
Aggression>Deft Hands/Bulldozer

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>>172741397
No thanks.

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>>172741967
:)

>>172742318
At least it's not a Deft Hands Grover.

>>172742098
average time of your team on the point: 120.2 seconds
average time of their team on the point: 59.4 seconds
difference: 60.8 seconds
what are you trying to prove

>>172744040
That you have autism for asking damage to stay on point at all times.

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>win match
>other Tyra keeps crying report, report
>proceeds to spend several minutes about recorded footage and how I'm a hacker
GOD DAMN DOES IT FEEL GOOD!

>>172729525
>>172729950
>>172730512
fuck off smitefag stay in your cancerous general and never comes back again

How many champs you got to level 20 guys? I got Ying and Nando with Barik is pretty close too.

>>172745079
>Ying, Nando, Barik
Are you me? I mean, they are not 20, but around 18. Also Pip and Chink are level 16.

>>172745079
My biggest shame and embarrasment is that I somehow got Kinessa to rank 17.

I am retarded and started playing

where the fuck do i have to click first to enter a match? i cant queue,play casual or training at all

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>>172736871
There is so many things wrong with tis fucking image

>>172745969
game is broken atm
#justhirezthings

>>172745969
another maintenance

How long until maintenance is done?

>>172745079
Drogoz and Cassie.

ded

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So how good are you, /palg/?

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>>172749830

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>>172749830
>>172750075

>>172750529
at least it's still positive

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>>172750529

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>>172749830

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https://www.paladins.com/new-game-mode-fowl-play/

>>172751241
10/10 photoshop.

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>>172749830
I was at 2730 2 days ago, but practiced healer and went on a major losing streak. Game thought it was a good idea to give me 1300-1500s on my team against 2k averages

>>172751509
Welcome to the club of No Player Left Behind.

>>172751443
That was really low effort for an april fools joke.

>>172751443
I want to do terrible things with that Ying chicken

Okay, so how many builds do you have per hero? I can't imagine having more than two because 90% cards are passive filler shit.

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>>172751443
>https://www.paladins.com/new-game-mode-fowl-play/

ECKS

DEE

LE APRIL FOOLS :)))))))

>>172752672
1-2 main builds and maybe 1-3 meme ones that revolve around a single ability or stupid gimmick

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>>172749830

garbage

>>172730309
>>172744846
LMAO when your shitty game dies you know where you will crawl to

does this game have a lore

>>172705679

She's cancer. Le dodge roll every second.

>>172754226
>crawling to another shitty dying game
lol??????

>>172754226
Overwatch?

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Haven't played much of Maeve since her first nerf
Did she get another nerf to her damage? It feels like I'm not hitting as hard as I used to.
I can get good picks on someone who is low but taking down someone at full HP in a 1 on 1 usually results in my death or me having to run.

>>172751764
This.
Smite's april fools is more funnier, and i don't even play smite
https://www.smitegame.com/new-in-smite-4-5-5-patch-notes/

>>172755357

No nerfs after the gutting. She got some buffed cards for next patch.

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>>172755732
Hmm, I did used to play with my bro
Maybe not having him to output some damage as Viktor isn't giving me much mop up duty.
I'll have to look into rebuilding my deck for her and see if I can get my bro do go some cheeky games with me.
Thanks anon.

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>>172755393
>Loki
>General
>Loki has been deleted from SMITE.
>The Morrigan
>“We view these bugs as “features”.”
>General
>2 critical The Morrigan bugs have been fixed.
>7 new bugs have been created.
>Aphrodite
>“We strive to be lore accurate with our characters and Aphrodite was certainly missing her “key” assets.”
>General
>We have updated Aphrodite’s base model to be more lore accurate.
>SMITE is now rated “M” for mature.
Im fucking dead, thanks for sharing this.

Lex sounds so fucking cool.

>>172756335
You should check out last year's too
http://www.smitegame.com/new-in-smite-patch-3-5-5/

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B T F O
How will hi-rez even recover from this?

>>172754280
There's a place called Stormwind Hold and everyone is going there for reasons.

>>172757241
Bugzy is a whiny faggot but he's always right.

Should i buy all the cards for the champions i will main?

commons or legendaries first?

what is preventing me from making a cassie tumble loadout with 0 coolsown? as in roll>reduce CD by 3 seconds if i hit>roll again and repeat until i miss

>>172757324
He is wrong tho. You can get those cool frames.

>>172757993
>Should i buy all the cards for the champions i will main?
no lots of cards are garbage. Just buy cards whenever you want to put them in a loadout.
>commons or legendaries first?
Whatever you need at that moment.
>what is preventing me from making a cassie tumble loadout with 0 coolsown? as in roll reduce CD by 3 seconds if i hit roll again and repeat until i miss
This is the standard cassie build

>>172756335
>>172757027
Go create your own general you hobbos

>>172757241
I'm pretty sure they will slay Bugzy in some blood sacrifice at lan, especially after the shit he pulled that one day when he ragequited the stream, hosted OW and told people to watch something good instead of Paladins.
Though maybe they will only murder J3ubbleboy, who knows.

>>172751443
>Nando chicken only has a shield, no flame lance
This is probably how Hi-rez always sees him.

>>172754226
Probably Quake Champions?

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>>172760269
desu im abandoning this game as soon as that comes out

>>172761232
>short fat tail
Drogoz does not approve.

>>172759723

>J3ubbleboy

What happened?

tailfuckers pls go

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I never though hi rez would go so low with their humour that they would actually make a jojo reference

>>172761369
crocodiles are superior to lizards

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>>172761475
A while back, he used to stream on the official Paladins channel and do games with viewers. Unfortunately, due to matchmaking the enemy teams kept having high level players and stomping them, resulting in 20+ match loss streaks which wasn't fun for anyone. Not even custom games where high level players just sniped with smurfs and you can't kick people from them.
And so they parted ways and he did his own streams with pretty much the same complaints as everyone else. Haven't watched him much since that point mostly because he got rid of the cat.

this game is basically the lovechild of team fortress and league of legends?

>>172762410
Uhhh, kind of? More like Smite and Global Agenda's lovechild, considering that they are borrowing shit from these two all the time.

>>172762129

Why not custom games with a pass to let viewers only play?

>>172762838
I don't think it helps, people just get the pass from the stream and proceed to use their smurfs to create unbalanced teams. Look at Kami's streams, every second game you get someone smurfing and trying to steamroll.

>>172756860
He sounds british, the black man having a british accent meme is disgusting.

Can you still dodge if you disconnect before the loading screen?
I tried doing it once a while back but it still started the game. Maybe I didn't disconnect early enough.

>>172762410
Doesn't really feel like TF2 or Overwatch tbqh gameplay wise.

Which is probably why its not ded already.

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PLAY MY FUCKING GAME

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How else i can get those colorful vials for unlocking building cards besides level up chests?

poor child

>>172766336

Achievement bonus but it's only like 30k essence

>>172688942
>no vertical mobility
Thats a nonproblem if you ask me
Other than that I dont mind if they change him a whole lot as long as he keeps his situational damage bonus, I want more of that shit

>>172766336
Completing tutorial gives 36k essence, and founder's pack gives 72k.

>>172751443
>implying this actually wouldn't be a stupid fun gamemode.

>>172767371
>Thats a nonproblem if you ask me
t. Raynday

>>172757993
that is the standard cassie build

use the cooldown reduction + 40% life steal and you can 1 v 2 people and come off on top if you land your shots

>>172770258
Literally who?

>>172757993
>>172771178
>tfw want to waifu Cassie but can't hit anything

>>172771471
Practice your shots and git gud

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>>172749830

>>172751764
hey at least the art must have had some effort put into it.

>>172761369
kys

>>172771949
And a kiss to you too.

>>172771949
>>172772182
c-cute

>>172771471
stand still and only dodge if you have to. You don't always HAVE to move.

put your sensitivity lower if you haven't already.

practice her M1 > F > M1 > Q > M2 > M1 combo.

What are the best talents for holy? How can I maximize my hps? I've been stacking crit but shouldn't I have a certain amount of haste first?

Lex is literally
>LOOK GUYS FLANKERS DON'T NEED VERTICAL MOBILITY IF YOU GIVE THEM THE SAME HEALTH AND DAMAGE THAN A DAMAGE DEALER, AREN'T WE A GREAT COMPANY?

>>172773043
play Pip

>>172749830
>>172750075
>>172753241
>implying these are from you

This is just sad.

>>172699883
I disagree with all these other anons, I have a diamond inara (for what its worth) and shes really good with the right loadout and knowledge.

>>172775834
>shes really good with the right team with voip
FTFY

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Did they update the graphics outside of matches? It looks actually decent.

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Why are people so obsessed with there being lore for this game? I'm usually a lorephile with other games/franchises, but I see absolutely no interesting storytelling potential with Paladins whatsoever. The characters and maps are visually extremely uninteresting and derivative, it obviously wasn't designed with any story or theme in mind, and Hirez are hardly known for making epic story-driven games nor do they have the money or resources to hire dedicated writing/worldbuilding staff like Riot. A former Hirez employee even said that an employee had written a lengthy backstory for the game including why the characters were called champions when the game is called Paladins, but it was discarded.

Like one of the characters literally speaks Spanish. What the fuck?

>>172773469
>OMG WHY ISNT EVERY FLANKER TUE SAME GUISE HIREZ PLZ THX K BAI XDDDD

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what are the ods of getting the same KDA even decimals 2 games in a row?

>>172773469
flanks don't necessarily need vertical mobility because there's a lot of maps that don't have verticality. Drybear seems to get that people like verticality though so more maps will probably have some.

If Tracer was directly ported to Paladins she'd be an okay flank.

>>172777179
>WHY CAN'T WE GET SQUISHY FRONTLINERS THAT DO HIGH DAMAGE?

>>172777650
Those are called "Damage Classes", Anon.

what a retard.

>>172777731
that is my point

>>172777175
maybe they could make a silly lore,people here have already made up pretty fun stories about the paladins characters,some anon said that paladins could be about the rejected,most infamous and disliked heroes and champions in the universe they live in,think of people that would try to apply for the league of legends(when it was a thing) and get rejected,kind of like an r9k version of overwatch,or a "league of losers".

>>172778076
what a faggot

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>tfw been waiting for volcanic makoa since it was datamined
>stoked as fuck decided to pay whatever amount to get the sick skin
>they anounce it
>its for free
>any shitter will have it
>volcanic makoa will be associated with shitters and wont be rare at all

i am not complaining but i got dissapointed, it should at the very least be given to level 15+ makoas, you should have to play the damn champion for a while in order to get such a good skin.

>>172778119
Oh so you're complaining Lex is classified wrong, gotcha m8

>>172778567

Then people would insta lock Makoa for MONTHS

>>172777175
lore is a big reason why people (read: girls) still care about Overwatch

>>172778884
but is that a bad thing
compared to instalock maeve or lex a tank being instalocked would be a godsend

>>172777175
As a fellow lorefag, I kind of agree
The characters were made with no story behind them, and the setting is kind of all over the place to keep it realistically consistent.
Hi Rez is really a bad company at handling their game

>>172778957
Girls care about Overwatch because it's normie shit and there's strong wimmens like Mercy and Widowmaker for them to play

>>172778567
Wow, you're like women with their "muh only I can have this dress" bullshit.

Stop being a faggot.

>>172778316
I would really like that actually, with these games where its the x's GREATEST WORLD SAVING HEREOS it would be mildly refreshing for these hero's to be living in the shadow of actual paladins
>>172778980
That's what he was >implying anon

>>172777650
>what is Barik

also I'd take a 2000 HP cute loli frontliner that summons monsters that can capture the point or push the payload for her

>>172779065
Yeah i sure am excited to use the skin equivalent of the ghastly gibus.

Skins need to be hard to get in order for them to be of any value, they should put it behind a champion level wall, it would still be free but now it would actually require the people to play the champ.

>>172779297
Who gives a shit about the value of a skin, its not like you can trade or sell it.

Just use what you think looks good.

>>172777650
>tfw no low health high mobility frontliner with parry mechanics

>>172777175
Overwatch is having trouble adding new characters because the lore doesn't allow anything new that isn't Doomfist. Just look how out of place Orisa is. I just want character specific backstories in Paladins with maybe some friend/rival connections. No need to write a novel about it or give reason as to why they fight.

>>172778884
this would save the game

>>172778980

True, a tank being insta locked is something good but it will always be the same for minimum a month. Match after match, always the same turtle until everyone has it because no one is gonna let such a skin pass.