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Fixing the embeds edition

>What's new?
HEROES OF THE STORM 2.0!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpNkFA7gAHI
>Cassia, D2 Amazon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZkdtQ1fOZY

>For Azeroth reactivated; get a WoW mount by playing Warcraft Assassins
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20532383/

> Two Heads Are Better Than One; get your free Cho'gall (if you haven't already)
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20602241/

>For new players:
https://youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE [Embed]
>Which heroes should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation or try mode and see who you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, you'll regret it.

>Current Weekly Sale
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20626038/
>Current Weekly Brawl
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20649608/
>Latest patch notes
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20581822/


Hero Rankings, various Statistics, Talent Calculator:
http://www.hotslogs.com/Default
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator

>Current Tier List
http://www.robogrub.com/tierlist

>Where do I find you Monstrosity Picking downies?
"/join /vg/" in game chat

>Tips and other useful resources:
http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
http://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Heroes_of_the_Storm_Wiki


Previous thread >>172562389
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did anyone say "i want all the sprays and emoji for the sake of shitposting"? look no further
https://my.mixtape.moe/csnqiz.7z
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>>172631136
Based
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>>172631136
I got Paper Chen in the beta. He's pretty fucking adorable.
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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!
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I have most of the heroes in game, but I'm missing some 10k ones. I have gold for it, do I buy them all now so whenever I get them in a lootbox it's a duplicate and I get shards? This would be the closest thing in this game to trading gold for $$
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>>172631485
>do I buy them all now
yes
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If all you care for is heroes, no skins or anything, and you have 46 of them, with combined level 467, should you smurf? I can make about 15k a month, meaning i get a hero every month, and i will get about 5 boxes a month, so in 2 months i will get about 40 boxes, meaning i will get to 52 heroes in 2 monthts.

On the other hand, if i make a smurf and level all free rotation heroes to lvl 7, i will get 630 boxes in 2 months, meaning i get about the full roster.

Is anything wrong with my reasoning?
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How is Tassadar now?

I've been away a long time, tried out 2.0 beta and I see he lost his permanent shielding ability. His normal attack is now distortion beam and it's incredibly weak and just for the slow. (Unless you take the attack damage talent that increases it by 150%)

That new Archon talent looked really fun and potentially really useful...but it was broken and instead of giving me infinite Archon gives me no Archon at all
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>>172631648
smurfing is becoming a lot easier, but there's no real incentive to do it if you don't care about skins
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>join us for the open beta

Hold on hold on hold on.

I get to keep all of my shit right? I mean this is just going to be a huge update to hots, not a fucking separate entity right? Retarded question but I just want to be safe.
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>>172631764
No you don't keep anything for this beta
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>>172631648
So you can't get heroes from loot boxes you already had? The shard system seemed to imply you could get duplicate heroes.
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>>172631764
They said it would carry over all of your levels to the new 2.0, the actual beta ptr you can play right now doesn't though and gives you all heroes you owned at level 1
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>>172631764
No. What happens in beta stays in beta.
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>>172631248
No one cares. Quit posting your reddit trash.
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>>172631485
if you care more about cosmetics than future heroes ( we get 3 ) go for it
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>>172631865
You can. Got diablo from a lootbox and gave me 20 shards if I remember correctly. Shard amount depends on the gold cost of the hero.
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>>172631248
Last ever axolotl's list was:

Shandris
Valerian
Varimathras
Ragnaros (IN GAME)
Mengsk
Maiev
Imperius
Gromm
Garrosh
Brann
Baal
Alleria
Deckard Cain
Rocknroll Racer
Selendis
Stukov
Vashj
Tosh
Moira
Varian (IN GAME)
Belial
Deathwing
Ghom
Cydaea
Zul'jin (IN GAME)
Auriel (IN GAME)
Zarya (IN GAME)
Aidan
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>>172632251
Deathwing would be real interesting...unless he walks around in human form the whole time and only transforms for ultimate. Not sure how they'd balance him.

If he's human form 90% of the time it'd be better to not even add him to the game.
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>>172632402
If he's human form at ANY point, I don't want him. His ridiculous "human" model is one of the worst designs in WoWs entire history
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if i levelled all my heroes to level 5 and no further how much do i lose out on
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>>172632610
I don't even remember seeing his human model in the game besides that one quest that makes you punch deathwing.
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>>172632046
Oh sure thing, ponyfucker.
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>>172632251
>no izual
Fuck this gay earth.
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>>172632838
>>172632251
>no Alarak
>no Valeera
>no Lucio
>no Probe
>no Kasia

>implying this list means anything
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why is garden terror still in this game holy shit
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>>172632770
A ton
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>>172632251
The only names I care about on that list are Baal, Varimathras, and Maiev only for that lovable Maievanon.
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>>172632979

Blizz got ass blasted because of the leaks and changed the release schedule. If those heroes EVER make it in the Axototl was successful.
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>>172632770
pretty much 70% of the whole deal
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>>172632251
But did he leak any abathur buffs?
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>>172633336
>why is the best map still in the game?
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You better get her voice/announcer pack, bros. You don't want to make her play with you.
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>>172633947
>best map
Only if you're Samuro/Gazlowe/Hanzo main.
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>>172633947
how is it the best map
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>>172634048
nyeugh, I nearly bought the monkey skin just so I didn't have to hear that awful fucking voice
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>>172634048
Abathur or alarak for me senpai if they are good enough that is
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>>172633336
>think im going to play on cursed hollow because of the purple background (one of the best maps, prove me wrong)
>tab into HoTS
>turns out its garden of terror

i want to uninstall every time
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reminder that this guy is coming
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>>172634618
>Dear Mercy,
>WHERE'S THE HEALING?
>U SUKK!
>Love, Genji.
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>>172634618
>>172635048
Okay
Hear me out
Just a second guys please
They already have heroes with no mana
What if they release a hero with no health
Can't require healing if no health
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what if there was a character who drained mana from enemy heroes #wow #woah
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>people upset that new players will get way more loot boxes tha they, the deserving 4 year technical alpha player with 7000 games as abathur, will

70 boxes or zero, 2.0 is a good refresh for the game. You can keep bitching but i'm just gonna laff and enjoy the game.
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>>172634618
I love how all OW characters they introduced look like faggots or they are a faggot.
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>>172635803

Inherently unfun mechanic. Silence is the same effect that doesn't force your enemy back to the base every 20 seconds because they can't function.
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>>172635843
>tfw level 300 with a single level 10
After watching muselk's loot box unboxings on youtube I'm fine with not have 600 boxes of soul crushing duplicates

>>172635803
TOXIC ANTI-FUN BURDEN OF KNOWLEDGE
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>>172635803
I don't think it would be useful for some because not all of them use mana. Some are already mana hungry already this wouldn't help at all.
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>>172635884
Zarya is not a faggot though.
She's a strong independent liftingsexual russan man.
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>>172635843
Man, when will blizzard give you guys new stuff to post
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>>172635843
5 shards have been deposited to your account, keep up the good work!
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>>172636085
Learn to read I said is a faggot or looks like one.
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>>172631682
Just don't take wall and you're good.
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>>172636290
I don't even understand why people pick that horrible ult. Why bother being annoying and useless? When you can just straight up kill the enemy.
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So, i miss whole 2.0. drama, can someone enlight me - what the fuck should i do ? My hero levels are 374, i have 40k gold to spend, should i spend it on master skins or heroes ? Should i level up my heroes or wait ? Or just stop playing this shit game I am so confused pls help.
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>>172636290
>>172636367
>but muh utility
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>>172636290
Did they buff Archon recently? I remember it being nerfed to the point where wall was the better ult to get.
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>3 QM losses in a row
this is fucking painful
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>>172636290
>tass trying to 1v3
>this somehow means the wall is shit
It was the better ulti until they buffed archon. Archon with the level 20 upgrade is really strong
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>>172636564
The other guy was complaining that he didn't get infinite Archon from bugs or w/e but you definitely want to take Archon so that at 20 you can have infinite Archon.

>>172637019
Tass was trying to 1v1. Jimmy and Falstad were way too far away for it to matter.
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>>172636229
You cheap whore, that was worth at least 10 shards!
I'm not doing this for you anymore.
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>>172637105
Those were the terms you signed for on the contract. Get back to work.
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this fucking brawl lmao
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>>172637105
Only new hires get 10 shards
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>>172637012

QM will always be shit. Just don't take it seriously.
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>etc still impeccable
nice.......NICE....... all other tanks lower their gaze in submission when they see a superior Elite Tauren Chieftain coming their way
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>>172636482
If you want to maximize gains in 2.0:
- play only your highest-level heroes, use them to do dailies vs beginner ai, basically minimizing XP gain
- play brawls for gold
- spend gold on heroes now IF you need their tints - those will be unlocked in 2.0 for every hero and mount you own even if they are lvl 1; otherwise don't spend gold because Nexus Challenge 2.0 is coming soon and probably will reward 5 heroes
- don't buy masterskins
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>>172638484
EVERYONE GETS THE BASIC HERO TINTS THE MOMENT THEY BUY A HERO IN 2.0
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>>172638858
WELL THEN JEWS SHOULD'VE ARTICULATED THAT MORE CLEARLY INSTEAD OF SHOVING EMOJIS IN MY FACE

I wonder what the postponing of Leddit QиA for a week means. Did they not expect the 70 boxes rebellion?
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>>172632251
This list is NOT the one by the original Axolotl so take it with a shit ton of salt.
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>>172638858
So no reasons to spend gold before shit.0 drops then. Minimize xp gain and pile on gold roubles like a russian ftp cyka you are.
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>>172636482
>>172638484
Let me add a few leveling notes to this anons tips and tricks:

Your level 10 heroes are about to receive their 'second' hero specific crate at 60% xp
The first crate is between 8 and 9, so every hero under it shouldn't be trained past this treshold, preferrably not be leveled at all to receive as many as possible loot crates of all 3 rarities as fast as possible, up to thrice as fast

You're at a better spot than most people, especialy those who got fucked in the ass because they got a stimpak several times. You'll be getting almost half of the crates at a good pace, unlike people like I, missing out on 90%.
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>>172638982
>Did they not expect the 70 boxes rebellion?
Probably expected some people to get pissy but not this many. I think they are probably going to give us some more boxes and a 7 day stimpak or something
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>>172639826
Wishful thinking.
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>>172639510
Generally you only should spend gold (or money on a good bundle) on 10K heroes if you plan to open a lot of boxes, if you want to maximize the shard gain on duplicate drops to craft what you want directly.

>>172639826
Fuck stimpaks, it better be a 4X stimpack if anything to make up for the loss of crates. At least give me my hero specific ones and the gemstones.
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>>172639826
Instead of 70 shits I'd rather had the option of keeping my unlocked mounts, tints and heroes with their level reset so I could get those early level chest bonanza.
They'd rather cut their own dicks in half before allowing that though.
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These faces, what the fuck
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>>172640131
>leorics space crack whores
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>>172638982
They'd have to be pretty silly to not expect a reaction like this.
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>>172639774
>stimpak
This is what triggers me the most. People who bought stimpacks literally fucked themselves in the ass and payed for that.
Imagine if WoW was free-to-play with premium but then new addon hit and suddenly everyone who never payed for premium would get twice as much loots.
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>>172639904

Heroes devs are actually pretty cool compared to other games. I wouldn't be surprised if they altered the caps over this. But i still wouldnt expect veterens to get the 1000+ some seem to feel entitled to. That's asinine.
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>>172640482
They tactically gave me a 7 day stimpack some time ago so I could train all my heroes to 9 for that sweet, worthless gold. Motherfuckers know exactly what they're doing.
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>>172640131
Looks like heresy to me.
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>>172640482

In WoW loot is tied to player power though. In this game it's just fucking hats.
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>>172640697
Make it twice as high droprate on mounts and other cosmetics and imagine the outcry from WoW players
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>spent $300 on this game
>going to spend even more when 2.0 is released

feels good to have an alright job
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>>172632802
and that's very likely the model we're getting :(
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>>172641043
>Spending money on meaningless 1's and 0's that look less shit than your hero's default 1's and 0's
I have a job too but I'd rather buy something that matters with my pay, like a better GPU, or a better fucking game.
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Who would be the cutest couples?

Zarya + Tychus
Anub'arak + Zagara
Xul + Sylvanas
Sonya + Johanna
Kael'thas + Lucio
Uther + Auriel
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>>172641394
Murky & Hammer
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>>172641394
I hope you are doing this on purpose.
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>>172641394
>Zarya + Tychus
No. He's way to alcoholic and convict for her. Someone like Kharazim would be a more worthy mate.
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>>172641394
ME & TYRANDE
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>>172641775
damn... night elves look like THAT!???
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>new players will have to play thousands games to get 1000s of lootboxes that people are projecting
>veteran players only have to log in and get free shit
>still complain

This is why we cant have nice things
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^ look at this idiot
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^ lol look at this retard haha

V omg and THIS GUY roflmao!
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>>172638484
>>172639774
Thanks for clearing things out anon.
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>>172641394
Arthas + Kel'Thuzad
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>>172634048
No Thanks. I prefer Li Li

>Put on her Announcer Pack
>Play her in game
>"WOW! I GET TO PLAY AND BE THE ANNOUNCER!?"

Also I think I heard her go "Heeeeey!" when I killed an enemy Li Li.
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>>172641394
>Kael'thas + Lucio
???
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Kel'thuzad will look like this when blizzard release him. How do you fell?
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>new player plays for a week
>gets more than the veteran got for logging in and more than what the veteran got for their week of play
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>>172643971
I'd be alright, but only if his Ultimate makes him a Lich
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>>172638982
They were obviously going with an extremely low number to start with so they could get away with as much as possible. If people accept it, great, when they probably don't they just double it and get praised for listening to your player base while still jewing them out of hundreds of loot crates.
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>>172643942

???
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>>172643997

>being wrong

Took me 2 years to get 2k games. New players aren't going to maximize their lootbox obtain speed because they won't own all heroes. You're deluded.
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>>172644650
Tread lightly, shills aren't welcome here...

Man this is such a joke. We are getting jewed, but not as much as some people think. I can ignore a couple hundred common boxes, but I seriously fucking hope I'll get the hero-specific boxes and some gems.
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>>172644870

Doesn't matter. At most you lose out on like a dozen epic and rare boxes unless you are that guy who has every hero at level 10+. They are givng you free shit, new players have to play the game like everyone else to get their 9000 duplicates and emojis.
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does this work?
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>>172645181
Im interested as well.
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>>172645181

Yes it does.
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>>172644870
yes
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>>172645181
>>172645263
it does work
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>This Brawl.
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>>172645447
Yea, may be the best one so far
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>>172644650
>2 years to get 2k
>took me 2 months to get 1k
so this...... is the power... of neetdom...
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>>172645447
>enemy team globally harassing with orbs
>your team can't even hit the minion waves
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>>172644650
your 2k games is worth 100 something new player games lol
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>>172645421
>>172645364
oh fuck yes
thank you blizzard
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confirming that it does indeed work
i'm excited for next more hybrid heroes
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>>172645957
They said it may be a little while because they did such a shit job with Varian and that he's still not Hybrid because even though it's not as good, taunt is still clearly the best one.
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>>172641394
Tyrael & Auriel
Diablo & Chromie
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>>172645589

I only played maybe 3-4 games per day if that. I don't no life the game as many of you Abathur mains do, and I would imagine most newer players wouldn't either.

These changes have NO EFFECT on veteran players other than the gibmedats coming out of the woodwork and demanding literally 1200 free loot boxes for no reason.
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Post Li Li's
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>>172646364
lol
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>>172634238
>awful fucking voice

Looks like someone is in need of OUCHIE TIME
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>>172641650
Kharazim is the priest. He can't do that shit
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I

LIVE

AGAIN
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>>172646553
>priest
What the fuck anon?
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>>172640131
Can someone explain these skins to me?
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>>172646759
As in priest in the marriages of the characters' pairings.

Fuck anon do I have to explain everything to you?
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>>172646553
Sacred prostitution/whore priestesses predate written history. Chances are at least one of the thousand gods of Ivgorod approves manwhoring.
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Whats inside
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>>172646069
>shit job with Varian
yeah, i can see that
he's a pretty massive failure in regards to being multiclass

hope it doesn't discourage them though, i don't know any other mobas that do the crazy shit that Blizzard is doing

>Abathur's global + hat
>Cho'gall
>Lost Viking (i guess Meepo in DotA is similar, but TLV don't all die if one of them does)
>multiclass shit
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>>172647990
Nova's farts.
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>>172647990
Epic emoji
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>>172647990
Diableah
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>>172648132
I'd let cho'gall pound my anus for hours to smell nova's farts
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>Lucio
>Level 7 Talent "Party Mix"
6 minutes of
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
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>>172648441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0

UNO
DOS
TRES
QUATRO
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You'd think with this 2.0 bullshit they'd have more then one fucking map on the ptr.
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>>172648582

Overwatch map should be up in two weeks
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>>172646828
Darth Vader Leoric is conquering the univerese and Sailor Moon Li-Ming is the only thing standing in his way is the story.

They even have a new skin on the PTR that's like a higher level than that base skin for Li-Ming.
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Inb4 the Overwatch map is a 2 or 3 line push the cart map
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>>172649272
I'd be ok with this if I could park hammer's fat ass in front of the cart and destroy everything in my path just like I do with bastion
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>>172649178
Oh OK, I thought it was a reference to another Blizzard game or something. Thanks m8
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>>172649465
Yeah. Leoric even has lines referencing an Eternal Empire with that skin.
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>>172631050
>that feel when you like hots but between the lack of balancing in the mmk ("it's a casual game") and the irrelevance of the game among all the other titles means the game will never grow
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Please answer me this important question, if i invest my time into playing on the ptr beta server with hots 2.0, will any of my progress there like gems or hero xperience carry over to the normal hots server??
When i installed hots2 i noticed i have all heroes unlocked which i have unlocked on the normal server but they are lvl 1.
Is the progress on the ptr server wiped at any time?
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>>172649630
No
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>>172649630
No. Nothing you do in PTR is carried over. Which is why most people don't bother. So that one skin you got that you wanted, will be gone when it goes live.
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>>172649630
>Please answer me this important question, if i invest my time into playing on the ptr beta server with hots 2.0, will any of my progress there like gems or hero xperience carry over to the normal hots server??
of course not
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>>172649630
It won't carry over, and I don't think the PTR is ever wiped. I still have wins on there from ages ago.
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>>172647108
proofs
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Remind me, what rarity will Master skins be?
I was saving up for Jaina's but if it will be easily obtainable with shards then I might as well spend my gold in Heroes instead.
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>>172649893

Rare
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>>172634074
>having a main
>>>/lolg/
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>>172649893
Some of the easier skins to get. Though if you want all 3 tints it would be better to just pay the 10k gold cause you only get one tint at a time from the boxes.
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>>172650013
>Playing heroes you don't like
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>>172649815
So that means i can play on the ptr forever like i do on the live server? Do some people do it? I would like to have the newest shit available and i don't care about hl
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>>172649842
Just fucking google up "sacred prostitution" you lazy cunt.
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>>172650197
Pretty sure after the testing shit is over they turn off the servers and then turn them on again when they need them.
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someone explain to me how will you be able to show the disgusting filthy repulsive commoner noobs that you are a veteran at this game if master skins are worthless now?
currently i can join a match with my master nova and everyone on the enemy team has to immediately change their trousers, but what will i have now? i hear some taunts or some shit, but who the fuck uses taunts? if you use taunt and stand in one place you will get fucking killed and there is no point taunting at the warpgate because nobody can see you
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>>172649893
Don't buy heroes yet, they are giving out some for free in an event around the time the patch hits
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>>172650283
Even if they don't, the queues would probably be a nightmare.
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>>172650416
You'll have a higher account level and some old portraits noone gives a flying fuck about. That's about it.
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>>172643887
As someone who plays a ton of LiLi this makes me happy
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>>172650046
>>172650439
Thanks friends.
The tint with white hair is my favorite, I wouldn't mind just getting that one. However, >>172650439 makes a good point, I'll probably wait for that event, see what heroes we will get and then make the choice.
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>>172650527
I hope that is a joke, nobody looks at that shit. When the game loads everyone just alt tabs anyway. I want to have something in the fucking match that everyone can see at all times, because i want them to know that i am better than them, it is very important to me
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>>172650140
>not having at least two heroes that you enjoy playing
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>>172650703
I have 9
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>>172647108
Even aside from that, I doubt an animist faith like his has any kinds of vows of celibacy or anything like that.
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>>172650416
>someone explain to me how will you be able to show the disgusting filthy repulsive commoner noobs that you are a veteran at this game if master skins are worthless now?
Master skins were always worthless.

>master diablo still fucking flipping and pushing people out of skillshots
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>>172651053
>>master diablo still fucking flipping and pushing people out of skillshots
Well, half his kit is flinging people around. The fuck did you expect?
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So what's the best Cassia build? Fend or Spear?
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>>172651050
Yeah those monks also have female brother monks as well.
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>>172651251
I'd expect someone to have gotten Diablo to 10 to have some sense to not flip people out of Flamestrike.
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>>172650787
Okay then you don't have a main
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>>172651513
>Implying I don't have 9 mains
>Implying I don't play against myself + 1 random
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>>172651449
>female brother monks
Is that like Nun (Male)?
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>>172645617
I like the game mode but problem is most people don't even try to play the game and just want their money so they give up after missing the minions that right in front of them.
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>>172650416
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>>172651343
Spear for poke
Fend if you want to fuck up some ranged AA shits badly

She's pretty flexible in her builds though, thankfully. Only the Fend talents really benefit from each other a lot.
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>this week's brawl
fucking
hilarious

it's a retarded "if you're winning, you're gonna keep winning more" slippery slope

but fuck me if it's not hilarious seeing Azmodan's ragdoll all over the fucking place
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is this better than dota2?
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So, do you get loot chests retroactively for all the heroes you've levelled up and your account level? This'll probably decide wether I'm picking up this game again.
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>>172652134
To a maximum of 70.
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>>172652134
No
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>>172652080
Its more similar to Smash Bros than Dota2 t b h
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>>172652080
Try it out, it's free to play.
I'm having fun, but I'm also a massive blizzdrone.
Teammates are even dumber than in other mobas, or so I've heard.

>>172652134
Max 70 chests. You get fucked out of a bunch of crates if you've passed certain tresholds.
Not like you could've just read the past 4 generals about this.
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>>172652080
It does -some- things better than DotA, I think.
I rather like the fact that comebacks are more feasible in this game, and having shared EXP reduces the bickering among teammates, so that's always good.

I didn't like MOBAs before, I got into this one because some of my favorite Blizzard characters are in it.
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>>172651343

From the lools of it fend or AA builds seem to be best. Q build is a lot of damage but not impactful damage by any means.
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I'm not sure if the loot system is a good idea. Think about it, the only way blizz makes money is if suckers buy expensive skins. But now you can get all skins and mounts for free. And that is not all, most active players who buy stuff played for a long time so when the hots2 goes live, they will get massive amount of crates from which they will get almost all loot they wait from the get go and will acqire many more as they play, this means that profits for blizz will plummed leading to shutting down the hots completely within a year because it will be operating at a huge loss
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>>172652961

Actually loot box models out perform, and HOTS is in no danger of shutting fown because the team is small and they are funded by the infinite coffers of the franchises they draw content from.
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>>172652961
It clearly works since they decided to copy it from overwatch and note transfer HOTS system to Overwatch.
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>>172645957
They need to get to reclassifying Kharazim as a multiclass. By their own definition of Multiclass, Kharazim is the prime example of it.
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>>172652961
I dunno m8, it worked pretty well for Overwatch, they have made literally millions of dollars from them.
Of course the scale for HotS is different, but I know plenty of people who would buy skins for this game if they were not fucking 10+ dollars.

People are impatient, if they play this right then I think Blizzard can still make money from players who want to get a certain cosmetic NOW, but that maybe they didn't because it was too expensive.
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>>172653270
Tassadar could also be Spec Support as well
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>>172652961
Until they start pumping out new shit, at that point the only way to acquire it would be buying loot boxes and use shards to craft them, which is way more expensive for the consumer
Also you're greatly underestimating the chance of getting dupes, especially considering how much they diluted the skin pool and all the other bullshit
Also gambling addiction
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>>172653379
>Also gambling addiction
i might have to stop playing hots because i am very afraid of this, i had gambling problems in the past and this is like bathing an ex alcoholic in vodka
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>>172652961
>>172653282
it's essentially Hearthstone card packs, but for non-gameplay related cosmetics
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>>172652961

This is a free to play game. The microtransactions are pure profit, they get their funding eslewhere.
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I don't follow this thread or reddit, there is some stuff i would like to know about 2.0:

-about when should it be out?
-what happens to skins bought with money? (i've got one)
-what happens to gold? i've got like 10k and i don't know if should spend it or wait for 2.0
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>mfw this leak was pretty much real all along
>except for gifting
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>>172654293
>leak
not with that font
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>>172654223
1. In about a month
2. You get to keep everything you already have, the three base tints are now all available regardless of hero level
3. Gold is now only used for buying heroes and rerolling chests.
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>>172654223

Everything you want to know is here

And there's no reason to stop playing now unkess you have level 10 eith all heroes and 200k gold. Just play the game it's a month away.

http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/
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>>172654223
-Check the official website
-You keep your skin and all tints of it
-You keep your gold, you can't buy master skins any more, but can reroll crate contents up to 3 times for 1500 gold
You'll get the exact same stuff buying heroes after 2.0 happens, no need to rush
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>>172654223
>about when should it be out?
April 25th
>what happens to skins bought with money?
You keep it. If you get a duplicate in a box later it becomes crafting material. There are new tints for every skin to unlock. Master skins will no longer be bought with gold, only looted from chests or crafted.
>what happens to gold?
Will be used to buy heroes (same as now) and to reroll chest contents. Keep it for now because an event coming which'll reward free heroes.
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>>172654410
>rerolling chests.
this is stupid as fuck
>i am sorry sir that your ticket was a bust, would you like to do the lottery drawing again for $2?
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>>172654710
>this is stupid as fuck
you don't have to reroll
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>>172654710
>As well as buying heroes with gold you can also reroll chests, something that no other game with loot crates lets you do
What a fucking rip off right?
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>>172654710

Rerolling doesn't garuntee better quality. And it costs gold, which can only get earned by playing the game normally so it's whatever. Nice gold sink.
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>>172654710

One reroll is 250 gold, second is 500, third is 750

Its not like it will be hard to get gold for rerolls or anything
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just joined the brawl thingy and holy shit is this boring
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>>172654710
It's just another goldsink.
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>>172655271
Yeah that happens when you can't aim for shit.
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>>172652961
I agree, they should make the game P2P like overwatch :^)
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>>172653547
I feel you anon.
I might do the same.
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>>172654410
>>172654491
>>172654521
>>172654708
thanks everyone
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g-guys how fucked i am with more than 500+ combined hero lvl?
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>>172656236
very
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>>172656236
Pretty fucked, your hero level will also go up a lot when 2.0 hits because of the changed XP so like a level 20 hero now will go up to a level 55 hero.
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>>172656236
Very thoroughly. Enjoy your 70 chests, 100 gems and glacial progress speed after 2.0 drops. Only hope is kekdit which can probably infuence jews to throw in some stimpacks.
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if you buy a hero after 2.0 hits live, do you still get all three skin tints of their default skin?
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>>172656573
>70 chests
no, total level 500 will only get 65 chests
you need to be level 1000 to get all 70
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>>172656573
>Only hope is kekdit
>not expecting anything else but "oh blizz can I please suck your cock ?" questions in the Q&A
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>>172656573
Are you sure he even gets 100 gems?
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>>172657290
>Only hope is kekdit
pls no
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>>172657043
how many chests will i get if i have about 5 10lvl heroes and almost every single hero lvl 5 and about 20% of them 6,7 etc..
if i start a new account will i get many more chests that way?
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>>172657871
just link a fucking screenshot of your combined hero levels you faggot
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>>172651251

>be diablo
>in lane with jaina
>she's literally not fucking doing anything
>she's not positioned anywhere that makes sense
>she's not attempting to make a move on the other team
>fuck it, i'll grab this dude and shove him into our towers
>THEN SHE BLIZZARDS WHERE HE WAS

Fuck you
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>>172657043
That can't be right, if you get one chest per level, that would mean that new players who get combined level 1000 will have 1000 chests while if you already have 1000 would retro get only 70 chests, that would be a MASSIVE insult to all veteran players
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>>172657871
Wild guess, 4 high tier crates at max, 14 rares and 35 commons
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>>172657290
I'm worried the questions will just be them falling all over each other trying to prove they are less "entitled" than the next person
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>>172658201
level 500 means you get all of the common and rare chests

you only get epic chests at 1000 level intervals, for a maximum of 10

60 boxes (common + rare)

level 100 - 1 epic
level 200 - 2 epics
level 300 - 3 epics
level 400 - 4 epics
level 500 - 5 epics
level 600 - 6 epics
level 700 - 7 epics
level 800 - 8 epics
level 900 - 9 epics
level 1000 - 10 epics

70 boxes is the maximum, dude is at level 500, so 5 epics, meaning he's not getting the other 5 epics

70 - 5 = 65
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>>172657968
Honestly you need communication to effectively use him. If nobody goes in when you do your stuns its wasted. So I would never really blame a diablo for making me miss my spells unless he is doing it on purpose.
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>>172658201

In order for a new player to get level 1000 they need at least 2k+ games. Why is that bad.
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> would be a MASSIVE insult to all veteran players
This is literally why half of the veteran players are pissed off right now
This is literally the cause of all the bitcoin and whining or /r/eddit and here for the past day
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>>172658641
uhmm

entitled much?
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>>172658570
Because just because i played my 2k games before them it means i am not entittled to as many chests as them? Just because i supported this game when they still were edgy COD shits who didn't even know hots existed? Those cunts should be better treated than I?
Fuck that. If blizzard does that them i am fucking done with them and their shitty games. If a cook put a massive shit on your plate you would never go to his restaurant ever again.
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>>172658201
> that would be a MASSIVE insult to all veteran players
That is exactly why people, outside of brainfried blizzdrones, are so up in arms about the news.
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When you level characters on the PTR even in a bot game from like 1-4 you are getting a loot box every game, then if you add a stim pack and play against other people you are getting a few loot boxes every game with all your low level heroes. You will hit the 70 loot chests really fast with just bot games. They need heroes to be able to prestige so you can get the quick early boxes again, or just give you an option at the start of 2.0 to reset all your hero levels.
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>>172657043

>not even 70 chests

at this point i don't know if just fucking quit, being supporting this game since alpha and even buying one hero or skin here and there and this is what this cunts are doing to the veterans, fuck them
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>>172657653
>-2 points

this is sad for some reason
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>>172658824

>entitled to shit you didn't earn
>i quit blizzard you big meanies!

Bye bitch
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>>172656236
Not as fucked as someone lower level that didn't just start the game.

At least you'll get a decent amount of chests. They won't get shit.
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yo my total hero level is 440

am I fucked
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>>172659783
I am entitled to not get fucked over trying to earn myself free shit, though.

I could live with no lootcrates if I could reset my hero levels instead.
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No one would mind if they hadn't included retroactive rewards at all. But they did, so now the veterans want to be properly compensated for their time.

The best idea I've seen in this thread is that instead of giving a massive pile of boxes all at once, they are trickled in as bonus boxes. As in, whenever you earned a box you would get an extra box. And this would go on until you ran out of bonus boxes. The amount of boxes equaling hour player level.

This way, they will eventually get all their boxes, but they would still have to play the game to get the most value out of it.
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>>172660452
>fucked
no, you get slightly less free stuff

be grateful, they could've reset everyone
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>>172660452
This guy was level 430 and got this reply

You get:
40 common chest
17 rare chest
4 epic chest

Instead of:
327 common chest
86 rare chest
17 epic chest

Other people said he's missing out on even more stuff too like 2000+ gems and hero specific chest.
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>>172660547
Copied that straight from reddit I bet.

>>172660469
You too. Get off my board, redditurds!

This is a blizzardfriend only zone!
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>>172660469

You're entitles to nothing in this world. You'll have to play the game to unlock your emojis EXACTLY AS MUCH AS NEW PLAYERS.
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>>172660136

new people are gonna get my 65 or so chests in 2 or 3 days, the same chests that cost me 2 years and not even that, if they play and get on my current level, they are gonna be rewarded with 500 chests, so is big fuck you to the old players
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>>172660670
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>>172660646
>reset
Would take it. Hero levels mean nothing by themselves. I would gladly tank all my shit back to hero level one and not get any crates at all.
Just give me a way to earn my stuff, FUCK

>>172660746
I have to play 6-7 games to get a level up and a crate now. That means 60-70 games for a hero-specific and epic crate and some gems.

New players only need to play 1-2 with all their low level shit. They can get their stuff at a vastly accelerated rate.
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>>172660746
Except you don't you retard. New players have it infinitely easier because all their heroes are level 1 and they can level them up in a single game and get a crate while you have to play 30 games to get a single crate because all your heroes are level 20
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I like this meme where blizzshills try to make it seem like the people complaining are all redditfags even though redditfags are sucking blizzard's dick over 2.0
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>>172660821
So are you. Before leveling someone from 9 to 10 they said averaged like 14 hours, now it'll be 2-3.

Once you get past a certain threshold it's going to be the same pretty much. People that just start will get boxes dropping like crazy, but people that started a little bit ago are going to get fucked.
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>>172660956
You should see the LFR raiders over in WoW defending the cost of shop services.

>loool it's only $30 for an automated service back in my day they didn't even offer it
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>>172660923

New players also don't have every hero, so their loot crate speed will be slow, then faster, then plataeu as they get on those massive games played levels that you're talking about. You're overreacting.
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>>172660818
No such thing, even they hate the loot box thing cuck.
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>>172660818
Just point fingers and tell them to fuck off. Works every time.

>>172660956
>>172660821
Fuck off, you're not welcome here.
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>>172661385
lol
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>>172660818
Tyrande is CUTE!
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>>172661385

>blizzdrones on damage control
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>>172661141
Maybe you should go over there and stop shitting up these threads then.
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>>172661864

>autismo gidmedat jews wanting 1200+ free chests as their reparations/affirmative action hand out for playing the game when you had to fork over $10+ for every single cosmetic in the game
>now that you ca get them for free for just playing everyone is upset that they won't retroactively be given 2 years of loot boxes in advance

Havin a laff tbqh
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its over
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The blizzshill posting style never changes either, it's funny.
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>>172661864
If you don't like it, you can always go away :^)

>>172662153
That's the way to do it. Keep up the good fight!

>>172662327
Yeah, we should be grateful we're getting anything at all.
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>>172662440

>not man enough to quote
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>>172662412
Post poll
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>>172662440
And they're always googling images to try and fit in
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>>172660827
Sucks to be him
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>>172662412
Blizzard using their bots trying to make it look like others don't care about it
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>>172662681

Here's your (You)
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Animufag here, which hero is the most magical girl like? Gitter and stars and cuteness, panties are a-ok too, just hit me up with that shit famalamtachi
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>>172631050
So should I be playing HotS right now, or waiting until 2.0? Been playing on and off since alpha, but my account is only level 35 since I don't play much. Heard I should cease and desist to prevent myself from missing rewards from 2.0's leveling. Sound right?
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>>172662327

nobody is talking about getting all the chest, blizzcuck, the hero level reset is the fair move here
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>>172662859
Wait
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>>172660827

>12000 games played
>literally thousands of hours of playtime on a f2p gane
>"wheres my free stuff blizz this game is such a jewfest i never liked this game anyway i quit!"

Maximum laff
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>>172662412
>awesome epic chests
>awesome epic
>awesome

MHH
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>>172662904
>responding to that obvious drone
It ain't worth it m8
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>>172662859
Do NOT play QM, Ranked or Unranked!
Only play vs AI to fulfill quests, do NOT level any hero above level 8 and two thirds of their EXP bar, best not level at all.

Play the brawls right the fuck now until you hit level 40, you won't miss out on crates this way, but still catch the gold reward before it goes away in 2.0.
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>>172662849

Star princess Li-Ming
Or Li Li
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How lewd is this game I like playing with my cock.
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>>172662412
Well, that's unfortunate.

Part of me wonders if they end up caving and allow "Veteran" players to reset all Hero levels to 1, but keep all their goodies. Unless I'm not understanding the system.
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>>172663241
0
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I can't into Blizzard lore, who is this snake bastard in the Sky Temple? Why is he so fucking smug?
Why does he have GAHDIANS?
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>>172663241
>Kerrigan
>Ming
>Valla
>Valeera
>Kerrigan

Reasonably so.

>>172662859

I believe the consensus is that you should avoid leveling Heroes up, if possible. Just clear out dailies and do your weekly brawl for the gold.

And wait.
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>>172663241

There aren't many (if any) truly lewd skins in the game (yet).>>172663419
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>>172663419
Nexus Originalâ„¢
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>>172662618
reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/62jvy3/the_storm_has_slightly_settled_i_made_a_few_polls/
strawpoll.me/12644070/r
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>>172663143
Looked it up, Li Ming looks good, but I have to pay money for her? That's kinda shit. Can I get her for free somehow?
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>>172662153
maybe you can go there and "fix" the imaginary problem :)
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>>172663128
Gotcha, thanks mates.
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>>172663241
There are some lewd elf waifus, but unless you play with the camera really zoomed in then I don't think you are going to get much mileage out of it.
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>>172662412
>>172663509
They can't be so retarded they fall for that, it's literally an over the top ironic shill argument.
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>>172663975
51% want more boxes though, just split up between "don't assfuck me so hard", "don't assfuck me you asshole" and "spread your cheeks corporate shit".
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>>172662950
>>172663128
>>172663447
Oh and one last question my helpful friends, I have 22k gold, I should save it, right? Since we're getting free heroes soon with the give-a-way and since you use gold to re-roll chests, right?
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>>172663509
Having all those options is dumb
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>>172664278
Probably.

>New Heroes
>Loot rerolls

Look to be the only thing Gold'll be used for, so it comes down to whether or not you want a particular character.
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>>172663516

Yes. You have to unlock heroes by getting gold or playing her on free rotation.
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>>172664278
You get nothing from spending them right now you couldn't get from spending it after the patch deploys.

It might be worth it to buy heroes so you get more duplicates from chests so you can afford the skins you want, but that's a bit farfetched. Just wait until they've announced the nexus challenge, yeah.
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>>172664476
Cool, how fast do I get the money for her if I playe a moderate amount? How fast do I get that skin?
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>>172664443
>>172664481
Cool, that makes sense. I already have around 70% of the heroes, so I'll be pleasantly surprised if the free ones happen to be ones I don't have.
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>>172664774
It's probably another Overwatch crosspromotion, with Genji being revealed close after/before, so I'd say Tracer, Zarya and Lucio are the ones you should absolutely avoid buying right now.
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>>172664694

Skin is money only currently. When 2.0 comes out you get 500g every 5 hero levels ad infinitum and daily quests alsp reward gold. Weekly brawls give 1000, and each game gives 15-25g without stimpacks. You also have account level rewards that give massive amounts for new players to start off.

Generally speaking, playing a few games a day, and your weekly/daily quests will net you around 15k at the end of a month in the current system. 2.0 is still unsure but looks much faster.
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>>172664896
Only one I don't have there is Lucio, but I doubt Zarya will be a free one since she was the free one in the last promotion, I think.
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>>172662904
>hero level reset is the fair move here
>get easy gold from leveling to buy most heroes
>reset
>get easy gold from leveling again
i don't think so
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>>172663419
tell me about Ka! why does he protect the temples?
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>>172663509
Is this Blizzard trying to get a feel for how bad they fucked up so they can figure something out before the Q&A?
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>>172665139
>buy hero for 2-15k
>play 40+ games for level 9
>get back 1250 gold back in total
WOOOOW
We would SO fucking rip off Blizzard if they'd reset our levels, just imagine the fucking hoards of money we've already gotten by leveling these heroes, fucking amazing!
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I wonder if it's better to just use gold on rerolls and get the heroes as random drops or use gold to buy heroes I don't own, even if I don't really want them
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>>172665308
THere are about 60 heroes that is 30k gold from easily getting them to lvl 5, that is 120!!!! free crate rerolls
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>>172665374
Don't buy heroes if you don't like them.
You could always just randomly get them.
Do not reroll any chests but epic/hero chests.

>>172665495
Woah blows my fucking mind except not, because only 3 rerolls and I need fucking lootboxes to begin with you cunt, which I don't have because shitzard is trying to pull a fast one on me
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>he pays 250 gold to reroll a Common Loot Chest
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Wow.... much entitlement in this thread.
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>>172665374
I'm pretty sure people are already calculating those odds. before 2.0 hits live there will be enough info so people can mock you if do the wrong thing.
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>reddit at it again with the petitions
when will people realise that these things do nothing?
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>People saying that you need to be level 1000 to get the 70 boxes like it's a good thing
What
>>
Reminder that if Blizzdrones had their way we'd still have talent gating.
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>>172665948

People keep bringing it up like it's a valid number just like how people keep bringing up just how much quicker new players will apparently be able to get 1200 loot boxes that veterans will somehow "never get".
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>>172665917
I'll take "what is Dashcon" for $300 please.
You are ENTITLED to know that you should be THANKFUL that petitions weed out the degenerates of this world.
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New ranked season reward mount leaked!
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>>172666510
what the fug
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>>172666510
please don't be real
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>>172666510
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>172666510
What a fucking joke. Please tell me it's not real.
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>>172666510
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
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is funny because they can get away with it because the low popularity of the game, if something like this happens on LoL, Dota or CS every web where talking about it
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>>172666510
it's an april fool's joke, right?
r-right?
source?
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>>172666734
>>172666738
>>172666747
>>172666783
>>172666909
they're free mounts stop being so entitled??????
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>>172667056
OH SHIT
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>>172667056
it's april 1st in chinaland
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>>172667056
TWO
W
O

STARCRAFT HEROES

AND FUCKING TALANDAR

Rip Fenix, you were gone too soon
Rip Stukovfags, it was nice knowing you. No way your hero is getting in this year.
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>>172667283
>implying China obeys April 1st
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>>172667056
To be honest, this ulti does sound dope. I hope they bring something like this; a skillshot blocking shield that can be used both for you and allies with Reinhardt or D.Va or Winston
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>>172667541
Yeah, but better by bringing in fucking Reinhard, not that piece of shit Talandar.

I'd take fucking Orisa over more uninspired protoss shit. Stukov when?
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>>172667056
WHAT?????
SOURCE
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>>172667797
The Future!
>>
Wtf i love blizzard again
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>>172667056
>Not Fenix
no thanks
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>tfw asmodunk main in the brawl

Got two double dunks in the first five mins
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>>172668397
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>172666510

a fucking bootleg!!, with chinese characters and all.
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>>172668502
Aprils fools. Do not believe the chinese.
No Talandar.
We'll get Stukov or Imperius, don't worry.
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>>172668397
>>
le april foolz xD
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>>172668397
Some weird competitive coop thing would be pretty neat as an alternative game mode, I think.
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>>172667385
I mean they are doing it wrong
You should react to them with a
>wow that is fucking stupid
not with a
>wow that is the shit
as seen in >>172667056 and >>172668397
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>>172668712
>mish mash of dragon shrine assets
Doesn't look real.
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http://www.bilibili.com/video/av9516338/
the video for those interested
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>>172668932
Dragon Shrine already shares it's assets with Garden of Terror, though. It's not that far fetched for them to use em again.
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>>172665639
10k gold heroes are worth 400 shards though, I feel like that might actually be worth it
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would they actually put this much work into a fucking april fool's joke?
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>>172669379
>this much work
it looks shitty tho
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>>172669379
This. April Fools shit that goes too far is retarded.

Have you seen what Capcom did yet?
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>>172669170
impressive
still now I'm pissed
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>>172669170
>cute OC zerg

This makes me so sad.
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>>172669485
it does look shitty but it's still a ton of stuff
it feels like it's too much effort for a dumb joke
this is so much content

>>172669503
what did they do
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>>172669170
>http://www.bilibili.com/video/av9516338/
>Invisible Mount

FUND IT

But hell. That 10v1 Amon fight looks pretty cool if it were real.
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>>172669379
It's just a mash up of pre-existing assets. Some part time chump probably put that together in a day
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>>172669503
It really is the worst.
>Hey, look at this cool thing we're making.
>Psych! It's never gonna happen.

What did Capcom do?
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>>172669379
I wouldn't call importing Starcraft red tal'darim architecture much work.
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>>172669170
Was that 3 starcraft heroes?
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>>172669170
>we'll never get a Ravager hero
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>>172669170
>We're getting Genji instead of any of this cool shit
STOP MAKING JOKES BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL CONTENT
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>>172669603
Ravager skin for Chromie

>>172670024
it does the exact same shit that Chromie already does, why bother?
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>>172669847
Nah.
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>>172669847
The second one at least just looked like a skin for Chromie. On the off chance it isn't just a huge joke, anyway.
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The best april fools joke would be to mix in future update content in the background
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>>172670729
Who said they didn't
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>>172670729
10v1 please yes
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>>172669170
Can anyone make a webm. of that part where that giant Zerg worm thing smacks Ragnaros who's dancing?

I found that funny. Also there were some little weird things going on. Look at how Li-Ming ran when she had that Pyroblast chasing her. Also When the Dragon Knight was attacking the tower there was a minion on the top of it trying to attack the DK.
>>
Why does everyone feel ripped off by 2.0? I don't understand. They start you out with a bunch of lootboxes. How are post 2.0 players have any advantage over veteran players?
Isn't it actually beneficial to level up as much as possible before 2.0?
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>>172667732
What is it with people hating on the Protoss? Salty about being inferior lifeforms?
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>>172670920
There's also some odd skins, Anub looks real weird for example.

It could be summed up in
>China
I guess
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>>172670920
You'd run weird too if there was a giant ball of fire chasing after you.
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>>172671141
>We didn't get Karax for some OC probe
>we wouldn't get Fenix because of some roboshit
Fuck OFF
True Protoss only
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so what should i do to prepare for 2.0? i am currently leveling champs to level 5. my thoughts are that i might get something for it when 2.0 comes out?
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>>172666510
lol wtf is this?
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>>172671436
stop doing what you're doing immediately
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>>172671467

a bootleg bike! they hire too much chinese people with "creative ideas"
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>>172656645
pls respond
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>>172671549
>he thinks it makes any difference
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>>172671436
Do NOT
NOT
NOT
level heroes

Stick to brawls or vs AI
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>>172671726
it does
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>>172671683
>>172656645
Yes you do. Hold onto your gold until 2.0.
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>>172671997
Doesn't vs AI give EXP?
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Talandar better not be a fucking joke.

HE BETTER BE FUCKING REAL
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>>172672031

Doesn't at all

>muh loot boxes

literally infinite who cares if you miss some. Just play the game.
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>>172672150
blizzard streamer pls go
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>>172672080
okay thanks
i was going to throw all my money at the heroes i was planning to pick up at one point or another to ensure i get all skins, but if i get the base skin's tints anyway there's no point in doing that, right?
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>>172671549
>>172671997
why stop?
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>>172669379
Doesn`t seem like that much work, really, all of that is from SC2, amon, the void shards, ravager, talandar, bike + crystals. The only one I dont remember is the serpent zerg, kinda looks like a smaller zurvan.
The recolors used are just turning the textures green or red, you can notice on the bike jet fire.
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>>172672150
>doesn't at all
>next line admits it does
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>>172672213
Pretty much. Also there'll be a Nexus Challenge 2.0 event which will reward free heroes. Also you'll be able to get heroes from chests.
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>>172672150
>can't do common sense
Typical blizzdrone
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>>172672519
Not to mention they could use any scrapped ideas in these
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>>172672486
dude just read the fucking thread
You basically get way less shit if you level your heroes now instead of doing it in 3 weeks
grind quests vs ai for minimal xp gain and do brawls
>>
Who do I tweet to complain about the lack of vikings loot in this patch?
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>>172672031
How? I don't understand how it makes a difference. If anything, you'd want to level up as much as possible before 2.0 hits.
You will run out of obtainable items before you manage to level up to infinity.
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>>172672748
>Who do I tweet to complain about the lack of vikings loot in this patch?

Me.
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>>172672748

i would like a vikings announcer
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>>172672958
Blizzdrone please stop polluting the thread with your shit pretending to be ignorant. Actual real breathing people may get confused and level their priceless lvl 1 heroes now instead of waiting.
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>>172672526

>next line they don't again

They don't fucking matter. You literally cannot "miss" loot chests because theu are INFINITE.
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>>172672958
>If anything, you'd want to level up as much as possible before 2.0 hits.
What did he mean by this
>>
>>172672958
>If anything, you'd want to level up as much as possible before 2.0 hits
What? That is retarded.
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>>172672150
>who cares if you miss some
>>172673148
>cannot "miss" loot chests

hmm
>>
The only thing that matters is that you can unlock Li Li's from boxes.
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>>172673148
>what is the concept of time

what the fuck I'm arguing with robots now ?
>>
can the enemy see all the dumb sprays and emojis and shit or is it only visible to your team
>>
Alarak Announcer Pack when?
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>>172673705
they can

>>172673714
right after he's done voicing more MLP stuff
hopefully
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>Talandar's "Mount" is actually an interruptible fucking jump to anywhere on the map
Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER BELIEVE
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>>172673714
Leoric announcer WHEN?!
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>>172674029
must be a conspiracy that he doesn't have one
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>>172673714
Don't expect any announcer packs from Alarak or anyone else

They didn't record any new lines for this shit. These announcer packs are made from recorded dialogue from over a year and a half ago.

Don't believe me? Butcher is the most recent hero that's an announcer.
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I can't believe i used to consider sylv boring the first time i tried her, i tried her again after a while and i'm loving her. I am having a huge wining streak with her, while with other heroes it's either a losing streak or forced 50 shit
Can wait for hots 2 so i can get that sexy as fuck human skin for her
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>>172674191
This is paul's doing, he shall suffer
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>>172674430
I'LL HAVE HIS HEAD
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>>172674004
>that W
u wot
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>>172674004
That's a high effort april fools joke rbh
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>>172674004
This clown may be a literally who but his kit looks fun as shit
>>
The one poll to rule them all

http://www.strawpoll.me/12648063
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>>172674612
Literally (You)
>>
Here's the Chinese video link. It looks crazy.

http://www.bilibili.com/video/av9516338/
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>>172673410
"some" compared to infinity is literally zero.
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>>172674004
That second ulti looks like they are probably working on it for the OW gorilla and used it in this april fools
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>>172674004
>reused assets from several protoss skins
april joke confirmed
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>>172673148
>>172672958
>>172672150
THAT'S ENOUGH

WE DON'T BE SHITPOSTIN' FOR FREE
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>>172672958
>blizzard will just stop making items and skins
are your retarded?
do you not understand that's what's so fucked up about giving people like less than 10% their chests in the new system? they basically set everyone back massively who has already cleared all the easy shit already. all these from beta fools just got fucked going from maybe half the game or more "earned" to having to get filler for ages on harder levels.

>>172673148
no fuck you they do. blizzard simply realized they screwed up the reward system of the game massively with even pure free to play people having large pools of gold. so they want the setback and to hell with anyone who played the game.
>>
>5 assassins vs sonya/butcher team

nice fucking match making blizzdrones
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>>172674793
The like low quality models, no master skins and the invisible mount makes it seem fake. The PvE map though seems like it would be cool.
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>>172675175
>stun butcher after he charges in
>blow him up
>pile on the rest of the enemy team
>sonya does nothing so ignore until she is last or in a bad position
That was hard
>>
http://www.bilibili.com/video/av9516338/

FENIX
PVE 10v1 MODE
NEW SKINS!!!!
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>>172675496
>PvE
>10v1
>that "1" is a computer
boi
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>>172670920
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>>172675496
It's April fools, son
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>>172675605
>that random valeera getting killed

sneaky
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>>172675496
you're late reddit

>>172675605
>>172675731
i didn't even notice oh my god
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>>172675676
>Put as much effort into new skins, animations and characters into a supposed "joke" as they do for real shit
>Make a video of it and scrap the assets made forever
>Wasting all of this in a stale comedy holiday EVERYONE knows about
I'd tell you you're a fag but knowing Blizzard and dirty slant-eyes, it's a """joke""". One that will obviously make the already dwindling HOTS playerbase shrink even more when they come out with it.

The fact that the chinks didn't make a HOTS ripoff is already a joke in itself. Fuck Blizzard.
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Okay but Fenix is real, right?
The game mode also looked too elaborate to not be a brawl

everything else was obviously a joke
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>>172676215
anon ...
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>>172675605
Literally reusing ragnaros animations, clearly april fool
>>
>>172676109
The fact that the chinks didn't make a HOTS ripoff is already a joke in itself. Fuck Blizzard.
there is one already
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>>172676353
It's a Ragnaros skin ya dum dum
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>>172667309
Ready to buy that Fenix skin, goy? :^)
>>
>>172676303
Seriously though. I have no skin in the game since I don't care about that character, but his kit seemed fairly serious except for his Hearthstone ability that I didn't get. Everything after that was bonkers but he seemed genuine, and risking the massive disappointment over a joke would be odd.

That was supposed to be Fenix, right?
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>>172675071
Which parts are reused? A lot of it looks new.
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>>172676681
>>172674004
It's talandar
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>>172674004
>FACE THE WIND
>April Fools
Thank you, Blizzard.

>>172675605
>Valeera
>>
>>172674741
Vote you cucks
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>>172676681
it's his kit from sc2
and as I said already >>172668931
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>>172676701
The talandar is just his SC2 model, it's not even really upgraded quality
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>>172674741
Where's the "I do not care" option?
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>>172676917
no its a trash poll
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>>172676950
Nigga you need glasses if you can't see the differences.
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>>172677015
In the poll Blizzard set up for their shills to vote in on reddit
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>>172676437
They're getting ambitious with the skins if that's true. Ravager is a skin for Chromie in the trailer too.
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Man I don't even mind having a loot cap for veterans, but there's literally no reason to play anymore until 2.0. Fucking retarded.

That said, should I grind my Xul from 9 to 10 and get his Mastery skin, or should I just keep my money and hope to loot it one day?
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>>172676950
>>172677179
you guys are retarded, but this is the model they used in hots
it looks identical down to the polys and textures
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>>172677269
Xul is one of like, three characters in the game that have an acceptable master skin.

Might as well go for it.
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>>172677290
Well the cutscene model does look pretty great. Why WOULDN'T they use that?
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>>172677179
They actually have lighting and shadows in hots, that tends to make the models look better. The SC2 ss is a bit more flat because of the low in game effects so you get more of a shine on the other model when it's in hots. Also his toes retract and go out again so that is the difference in the feet
>>
>>172677459
it's also the closest to hots models in terms of quality and detail, so it makes much more sense to use that over the low poly models sc2 uses in-game
>>
its already been confirmed to be fake you retards
>>
>>172677269
If you really want it, go ahead and level. You missed out on the level 10 hero chest already anyways
>>
>>172677658
Where? Give links.
>>
>>172677754
reddit
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>>172677585
this

starcraft 2 has actually aged kinda meh like
>>
>>172677829
I need links.
>>
>>172677754
it was made by some Chinese dude called Punishment Sin
>>
>>172677829
Where nigger give link
>>
>>172677964
China needs to be nuked out of existence already.
>>
>blizzdrones are so dumb that they believe things that are announced on april fools day
lol
>>
>>172678035
>>172678000
>>172677964
>>172677960

His channel. Does pretty neat work really.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1LTIPn6I_cFK1nVjB145Bw/videos
>>
>people thinking it's real

pls

I'm just happy the video didn't feature Kel'thuzad or Stukov.
>>
>>172678347
Oh, is he not affiliated with Blizzard? That makes it a bit better.
>>
>ponyfucker chink fooled us all

Got em
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Is this like a Valla skin or something? Because that looks like one of the Hireling Rogues from Diablo 2.
>>
>>172678806
That's the Nova skin you fucking idiot.
>>
>>172678806
Nova Skin
>>
>>172678806
how can one be so stupid
>>
>>172675360
>sonya does nothing

lul yeah right, she donkey dicks mages
>>
>>172678806
Am I seriously the only one that's pissed about them removing the blond novazon skin? That is pure bullshit.
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take your bets anons
what will the events, the new program, the nexus challenge 2.0 thing and the new hero be

>>172679265
i feel you anon
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People thought this was real? I thought that was suppose to be the extreme giveaway joke.
>>
>>172679329
I thought it was a real joke by Blizzard, does that count?
>>
>>172677449
>xul
>valeera
>chogall
>guldan
>medivh
>greymane

I think thats my list of good MS
>>
>>172679265
>Being they removed a shit skin tint and replaced it with the actual character

Have you considered blasting your brains out?
>>
>>172679315
>the new program
What the fuck does this even mean
>>
I want them to make retired promo skins available in the loot chests.

That whole "You shoulda been there" mentality is gay when i want to spend money.
>>
>>172679730
>retired promo skins
Like what?
>>
>>172679716
Maybe like a new recruit a friend program
>>
>>172679606
>Cassia isn't a Bowazon
They ruined her before they even released her.
>>
>>172679882
Why would they make a Bowazon when Valla exists?
>>
>>172679816
Cyber mounts n sheeit
>>
>>172679606
Man, blizzdrones really will defend every little thing.
>>
>>172679606
What the fuck is wrong with you? The only good tint of the skin is not fucking Cassia. Maybe you should blow your brains out after scraping your eyes out with a rusty spoon you piece of fucking shit.
>>
>>172679882
We'll probably be getting that Hanzo fellow at some point.

>>172679960
They did return that one Blizzcon mount for 30,000g. Not outside the realm of possibility.
>>
>>172680193
>Hanzo in HoTS
pls no

The only way he could be interesting were if they made him an entirely skillshot based hero, even for his basic attack.
>>
>>172680471
>even for his basic attack.
i was thinking about how you could use Q to have him nock an arrow and fire it at the direction you're pointing at but that would be a massive fucking chore
>>
>>172680471
You don't want RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU in hots?
>>
>this 2.0 patch
Guess I have more time to play through Nier five times since playing hots is literally losing me loot
>>
>>172680770
Only if they give him a lumberjack skin.
>>
>>172681787
>introduce a 3-4 week "open beta" for hots "2.0" which does nothing but add a cosmetic progression system
>no reason to "test" beyond messing around for a little bit and checking out the new cosmetics
>no reason to play live for the entire duration because you lose rewards if you do

they really didn't quite think this through
>>
If genji can attack while running im going to kill myself
>>
>>172682519
>unholy offspring of Chromie and Varus

Yeah, I could see it.
>>
>>172682406
Except that doesn't actually happen.
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>>172682309
I'm sure they want to fix things like lunara's skin throwing placeholder objects. There doesn't seem to be a reason to hold it back so long other than fixes like this. I hope they fix a lot of the epic skins they changed to legendary quality to actually be legendary skins as well.

The worst part is there is like no gameplay changes in this except for like an ETC nerf.
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>>172682406
Why are you posting Zeno's Paradox?
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https://my.mixtape.moe/brhadl.ogg DiabloPrime_Pissed full
https://my.mixtape.moe/lachln.ogg DiabloPrime_Pissed12 reversed
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>>172682927
To make the crying gibmedat jews shut up
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>>172682925
Why would you ever want to fix your projectiles being disco balls?
Disco Medivh when?
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>>172682957
Wat
How does this work?
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>>172683667
how does what work?
i extracted the lines from the game files and combined them, then uploaded them
the lines themselves play if you click your hero repeatedly, and skins with new voiceovers often replace that dialogue, adding even more unique lines
the line i reversed is reversed to begin with, and by reversing it again you can listen to how it was before it was reversed
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REMINDER THAT EITHER DUSTIN FUCKED US OR THEY'RE FUCKING WITH DUSTIN'S LEGACY

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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>>172684540
Dustin is PURE! He would never fuck us over.
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i can't wait for them to release an api and kill off hotslogs for good

>>172684540
huh what
why?
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>>172684540
I genuinely like him, he always seems so passionate about the games he works on
I hope it wasn't him
>>
BRUTALIZE THEM
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>>172684540
What if it's them fucking with Dustin's legacy of fucking with us?
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Your counsel sways me.
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>>172684605
I like it
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Can I get the garden terror lady as the announcer for everything? She is the best.
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>>172685810
>HAH HAH HAH HAH MUH TERROR SAP DUH LOIF FROM YO ENUMEEEES
Jesus, no.

I want cheesy ol' blackheart announcer voicelines.
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>>172685976
THREE, TWO, EHHH, BEGIN!
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what
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>aw sheeit man you look like da cover for ETCs new album yo!
>what? you dare mock a king?
fuckin lucio
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>>172686069
Are you fucking kidding me? The hell.
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>>172686056
COUGH UP YER DOUBL(YOU)S

AND MAYBE I'LL TURN ME SHITPOST ON YER FOES
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>>172685976
She is literally the best voice actress, I love how she is civil during the day then gets more into it at night.
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>>172679329
if it's invincible, how can i still see it?
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>>172686069
>5 minute stim pack
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>>172683054
even though that situation is entirely false?
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>>172686385
for some really REALLY quick games
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>Blizzard sends shills here
>But not devs to research feedback on the game
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>>172686347
without any given context your post sounds a lot worse anon
i need to get my mind out of the gutter
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>>172631050
who should I get?

I don't play this game very much I'm only level 10
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>>172686594
jaina is decent if you can position yourself
muradin has kinda dropped a little thanks to all the nerfs and buffs to the other heroes i think
ty randy is really niche
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>>172686396
I think the point of it is that is to highlight how dumb Achilles is. Tortoise is talking out his ass but is wording it in a way that sounds legit.
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>>172686069
Of course they're going to fill chest with junk like this (though probably a little bit more than 5 mintues)
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>>172686069
>5 minute stim
for
what
purpose

>>172686526
>hots 2.0
>literally just a bunch of cosmetic shit
>people sperging out over it
i dun get it

>>172686594
Jaina, definitely.
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>>172686594
Tyrande for best waifu, Jaina for decent assassin mura for decent tank. Tyrande is fun but pretty weak right now and she is more of a character that enables her team rather than being good by herself. She is getting a rework soon though so she will probably get better.
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>>172686808
>play final game of the night
>get four 5 minute stimpacks
>....g-guess i'll play another game
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>>172686808
>>172686892
My guess is that 5 min stimulus packs will last you for one match. Meaning that while it will be expired once the match is over, you'll still get the bonus since you started it while it was active.
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>>172687061
Wrong.
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>>172687228
The pack has to still be active once the match finishes?
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>>172687228
that actually sounds pretty reasonable, anon
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>genji in a moba

at last, we have ascended a level beyond cancer
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tfw no female dragon
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>>172687709
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>>172687228
Alright alright, simmer down, Kevin Spacey.

He's probably right though. I also can't believe they're even making miniature shit versions of the Stimpak just to fucking fatten up the loot pool even more. I fucking hate this whole thing, man. I wish it would just stay the way it is. I was expecting to, if anything, add a bunch of ways for you to spend your gold, so THEN you'd be more likely to spend your money on shit, by cutting down how much gold you have to spend on heroes and Master skins. Not a mobile app game system.
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>>172687061

My guess is it's a test for other short term consumables and how they interact with client/server time.

I highly doubt any of them go live and it's just a test, because it says just a test right there on the screen.
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>>172686594
Muradin.
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>>172674004
>>>172674568 >>172674604 >>172674612 >>172674921 >>172675071 >>172676793 >>172676897
>>172674004

>What is Starcraft 2 Map Editor
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>>172687790
chromie is super cute but i want a real dragon i can masterb- i can enjoy
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>>172687430
As long as he doesn't get auto aim like most other overwatch heroes It'll be fine imo
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GUYS HE REPLIED TO ME *.*
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>>172687954
most intelligent comment I've read in this general since the 2.0 announce
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>>172688797
I hate this planet.
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>>172688797
>beautiful bone structure

he is right
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>>172688797
>he has a beautiful bone structure
anyone else really creeped out by this?
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>>172688797
>beautiful bone structure
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>>172688501

He does
He also has shotgun shurikens from Overwatch at close range
And dash resets on kill like overwatch
And his R1 is Sword shit and increases his damage by 350% and cleaves
And his trait lets him climb over terrain/structures

I can't wait for I NEED HEALING
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>>172687430
What happen when Mei and Hanzo release
What then?
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>>172689357
All Valeera and Zeratul fuckers have a new main.
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>>172689638

I hope I don't live to see the day.
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Finally a good johanna skin
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>>172690049
Pic not related
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>>172690049
Almost all recolors and "slight variation skins" they added, look SO incredibly half-assed. I don't fucking understand how they thought it was okay to add these in.
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>Prime Evil Diablo has a voice line of Leah calling out for help before reverting back to Diablo's voice telling them to give into terror.

Not bad Blizzard.
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>>172690049
Johanna could look great in all her skins if she just didn't have the fucking Skrillex haircut.
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>>172690049
I think I'm the only one that really likes her Centurion skin.
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>>172690483
This haircut reminds me of horse manes. To see horse manes on filthy human females makes me, a ponyfucker, uncomfortable. Fucking Brightwing flying around voiced by Andrea Libman adds to confusion.
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>>172690624
For Johanna I only ever used the base recolor or this tint on the base skin. All her skins looked terrible to me especially the spellbreaker one, that's probably the worst looking skin in the game.
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I havent played in awhile but Im gonna get Valeera cause shes cute and I wanted her when she came out. Hows she doing now? She seemed super strong late game before but still pretty meh up until then.
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>We're so cucked that a chinese hots player does Blizzard's April 1st shit for them for free
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>>172691861
Good. Wasting time in epic april 1st shit is retarded as fuck.

Nobody cares about this shit
>>
>hop onto beta
>oh a starter chest
>7 day stim
>space lord leoric

Nice.
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>>172692013
i thought it was prettycool
a breath of fresh air seeing everyone get excited about something (even an April Fool's prank) compared to bitching and whining about the 2.0 progression change
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>>172691861
>Chinese Hots player makes better content than actual devs
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>>172692496
>People are more excited about an April 1st prank than the actual CONTENT THE DEVS ARE SHITTING OUT
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>>172692671
literally the last thing i remember anyone actually being excited about were
>Li Ming's Volleyball skin


and that's it
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>>172692496
Why are people complaining about 2.0? I dont see anything wrong with it.
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>>172692787
beats me, anon
>>
Cassia's blind lasts 8 seconds
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>>172692998
>Cassia's basic ability is better than Artanis' ult
>Varian's talent is better than Uther's ult
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>>172693074
>>Veteran players essentially "losing" out on chests
Because they already own everything? They still get all the rest of the cosmetic shit. I mean, what do they think happens when they get gold but cant buy anything? It just piles up.
Youre still getting free shit. Dont complain that you dont get more free shit when you already own all the shit.
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>>172693205
>>172693074
If you use her talent at level 1 that makes her basic attacks bounce, and then the talent that reduces the cooldown on blind per autoattack, you can instantly refresh blind until the 8 seconds of bouncing attacks wear off

Assuming you're in a teamfight of course
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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vV-n55EAAH1eMhkcEojLD25mDzmHUWup3I-ciKunqVw/copy?usp=sharing
how many boxes are you anons going to get?
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>Talandar looks so fucking cool
>But it's a prank
April 1st as a "holiday" should be erased.
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>>172694319
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
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>>172693556
Yeah, and I can appreciate that. Imagine if everybody logged on to 500-1200 chests or something.


'Gonna have a fun time on smurf accounts with all the heroes left down at 1, though.
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>>172694319
>April 1st as a "holiday" should be erased.

>already pissed off at these 'pranks'
>realize it's still March 31st
>April 1st hasn't even come to the states yet
fuck April 1st
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>>172688797
>le beautiful bone structure man

this is new nickname for grubbe
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>>172694496
>Yeah, and I can appreciate that. Imagine if everybody logged on to 500-1200 chests or something.
Is that suppose to be a bad thing or something drone?
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>>172694613
No, and I'd like to log on to 1000 chests.

That's probably not going to happen, though.
>>
>make Master skins available via RNG loot drops
.
.
.
.
and just make a new set of skins, call them Master 2.0 skins or whatever the fuck

some of the master skins are shit and have been in the game since it came out, we could do with some newer updated skins
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>>172694156
Pretty useful tool if the calculations are correct.
Just getting 20 boxes. Good to start on then grinding my way through all the other lvl 1 heroes to get more potential chests in the longrun at a more frequent pace.
Fuck veterans and fuck blizzard.
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>>172695014
>we still don't have a proper football game mode for HotS
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>>172694156
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14KypE_TIaRe0prrE7gCn_clkQ9RekmUqxXOLkthiepg/copy?usp=sharing
This one is more accurate, fellow redditor.
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Anyone else think Grandmazon plays kind of stiff and a little underwhelming?
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>>172695126
>stutter all day every day
>poke with q
>cuck aas with blind
>finish niggers with e
>make them kill themselves with the ball
>actually focusing morales because you can pull her with valkary
Not at all.
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>>172695126
She directly rewards you for properly stutterstepping, can be build for AA or repeated annoying Q poke, can be talented to make her Blind better in various ways, to accentuate her anti-AAer nature. She's pretty damn neat, and unlike Xul has a kit fit for an Amazon.
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>>172695108
not too terrible i guess
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>>172669379
>it's actually fake
>zerg ragnaros and zerg chromie skin are fake
im killing myself honest
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>>172695620
I'm literally on suicide watch
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>>172695126
I like her.

Dash on the E feels a bit wonky, though.

>>172695693
It could've been so much worse.

>Reconnect system overhaul
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>>172695219
>>172695526
I guess it only felt stiff cause I was going full Q spam build. What talents have you guys been taking?
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>2 years since HotS
>Blizzard hasn't come up with a Amon corrupts the Nexus game mode
>some faggot chink comes up with the idea in a fucking April Fools video he made with SC2 editor
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>>172695750
how bad is it anon
>>
I believe that fort

was yours
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>>172695108
I just manually plug in all my heroes levels and xp until next level in this?
Do they have accurate numbers for levels or are these estimates?
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>>172695814
I feel like building for Q against mage/poke build and building for W against 2 AAers is about best. Then E or Q build against bruiser frontlines, something like that.
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>>172634618

A ninja without stealth. This is gonna be weird.
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>Unranked Draft
>2 people start arguing
>Our Lili decides she's going to go PvP because of it
>Have to butter both up retards and broker a fucking peace treaty
>We start winning again
>Lilidies and starts autistically screeching because it's everyone elses fault, the ceasefire is over
>Says he's going to throw the game on purpose
>We cap a boss and it pushes the core for the win

WHY ARE THE WORST DREGS OF HUMANITY SUMMONED UP FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL JUST TO PLAY MOBAS
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>mfw AA cho after these new changes
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12648063/
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>>172631136

kink bug a cute! CUTE!
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>>172696524
like this, for example
each row corresponds to a hero, "old level" is where you plug in their level in "1.0" and xp to next you can quickly calculate
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>>172696538
Actually, scrap that. Blind build and E build are the same, pretty much. All Blind talents, and then E talents on 7 and 16.

So W/E build and Q build are technically her only two builds, one for poking out other mages and ranged, the other for good use against AAers and other frontliners. I feel like a build for just auto-attacking isn't going to be as good as the alternatives, but I've been wrong before so.
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>>172697029
>not transparent
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>70 crates

Fuck you blizzard
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>>172696882
>still can't queue as only one of the Cho'Gall heads
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>Talandar will come before Fenix even without that april's fool
>fenix never ever
>if we get fenix it wil be in his shitty talandar form
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>>172638484
Careful with the brawls. The Beta showed that the XP bar that appears at the end of each brawl does now actually count towards the hero played. We can't say yet if they will retroactively add that experience as well.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdd5_dXNZ7I
here it is on youtube and in english
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>>172697335
Why won't you level me up to 10 anon?
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>>172697498
ALL NEW FENIX SKIN for Talandar
>>
https://twitter.com/BlizzHeroes/status/847979713389707264
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>get 2 legendaries
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>>172698049
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20638785
i can totally see them having come up with some le epic april fool's joke and shelving it as soon as they saw that the chink came up with

>As a final note, we’d like to thank everyone who has shared their thoughts about Heroes 2.0 with us thus far.
>In particular, we’ve received quite a bit of feedback surrounding Loot Chest rewards for veteran players.
>We’re still actively discussing everything you’ve sent our way this week, and will have more information on this topic to share with you soon.

maybe they'll fix it?
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>>172698049
>Most players who had access to master skins did not unlock them, and most players who did unlock them would not primarily use that skin during their matches.

and all these faggots bitching about how masters skins are now accessible via RNG
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>>172698049
>>172697712
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAEDd4nES_M
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>>172698279

Yeah, exceedingly stupid reasoning for "muh prestige skin" that literally only retards used.

>farm games and gold in AI
>get master skin
>suck dick at hero

wow such prestige

I do hope they add other stuff that shows prestige in the future, but old master skins suck.
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>People wanting Starcaft Heroes
>When Kel'thuzad STILL isn't in game yet

You fucks
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>>172698651
>>172697712

This is fake. Don't freak out.

Made by chinese ponyfucker.
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>tfw all these heroes just past or at the x0 or x5 levels
Getting fucked big time
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>>172698049
>flaunt your mastery by stunning yourself
xd
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>>172698541
Most master skins were fucking hideous too.
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>>172698761
Is it though?
it's about what i'd expect from a blizz april fools, the only thing chinese looking is the Abathur/Anub'arak models during taladar's ult.
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>>172698862

>not taunting in lane to tilt your opponent

maybe some day you'll play with the big boys kid
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>>172698761

I know the ching chong april fools is fake.

It doesn't change the fact that there are people in this very thread who want whatever the fuck a Fenix is and not Kel'thuzad.

No but for real though, I feel for you guys who want Starcraft shit, especially when most of the stuff they have added is DUDE WHAT IF WE GAVE A UNIT A NAME AND PRETENDED IT WAS A CHARACTER HAHA DUDE LMAO, but Kel'thuzad was one of the original and best and he's been "In Development" since the game was a fucking concept called Blizzard Dota. WHERE. WHEN. KEL. THUZAD.
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>>172698954

Look at the channel it's posted on.

It's hella well made, but it's all old assets from SC2 custom play and SFM.
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>>172697191
I really dont care for her E, it's way too easy to just walk out of it. Giving it a slow or micro-root would probably make it too good though
>>
>>172698234
They'll raise it a tiny bit. First they give you a shit offer so then after you protest the raise it to shit with a tiny bit more shit and you're more accepting of that.

>>172698279
f2p here. Bought masterskin for every hero I have above 10 and used it for them all. 11 heroes in total.
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>>172699023
I need Maiev more than Kel'Thuzad
>>
>taunt doesn't change at all, only the icon above your head
>>
>>172699023
>>172699287
Next hero is Cairne/Baine
>>
>>172699023
There's a good chance he's the last hero of the three.
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>>172698981
>Do taunt
>Get stuck in place until it's over
>Get punished like the retard you are
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>>172699420
>>
You know... they keep trying to make auto-attackers have a more prominent position in this game, yet they keep pushing out heroes that tell AAers to go fuck themselves.
>>
>>172698049
>"As a final note, we’d like to thank everyone who has shared their thoughts about Heroes 2.0 with us thus far. In particular, we’ve received quite a bit of feedback surrounding Loot Chest rewards for veteran players. "
Kek
>>
>>172699420
Baine?
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>>172699413
tfw will never use it because I'm a honourable samurai who doesn't taunts his enemies
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>>172699448

>not asserting your dominance by doing it within vision of creeps but also within safety of tower/team

laffin
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>>172699448
>responding to the dumb blizzdrone
Why would you do that man
>>
>>172699918
Suck my ez skillshot while you're at it then.
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>>172699725
>Tfw will never use it because I'm not a dummy that stuns himself
>>
>>172699918
>making yourself vulnerable
>something a "master" player would do
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>>172698049
>we're TOTALLY agaisnt "toxicity" and un-sportsmanlike conduct guys
>have sprays that are used in Overwatch as cocky little gestures after you've just killed some guy and you want to be shitty about it
>next have these SUPER COOL TAUNTS for when you want to tell that guy you can't tlak to in all chat that you think your dick is bigger than his

These devs need Dustin back, without him they're a bunch of fucking contradictory monkeys.
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>>172699512
>>172699563
He's a big guy
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>>172700149

I play Samuro so I just use Illusions to dance and taunt spam to incite hatred in my enemies
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>>172698049
10/10

>>172698954
Of course it's fake.
>>
>>172699918
>asserting dominance
>hiding like a little bitch as close to towers as you can
You show em anon
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twitch tv/videos/132493791?t=24m33s

context
>i should go bot because i can beat them 4v1 and i also beat dehaka in lane
>dies twice 1v1
>complains about balance
>master league
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>>172700962
>watching streamers
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>tfw I'd rather have most of the stuff in this ruse than whatever else we're about to get


>>172699448
Perhaps it won't actually stun/incapacitate you.
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>>172701065
>Perhaps it won't actually stun/incapacitate you.

Tried it on the PTR, it does.
>>
Guys. How do I H I G H L O R D?

Any tips for Alarak? What should I be doing while trying to play him? How would I build him?
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>>172701130
Oh, shitty. Out the window it goes, then.

Spamming and cancelling the dance is fun, but I haven't bothered binding the current/old taunt because of the self harm aspect.
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>>172701029
eh I watch ~20 minutes a day to get my fix

fuck actually playing this shitty game, I don't have the blood pressure to spare
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>>172701221
Poke with E a lot, pull people into your Q with your W. Stay back and usurp your teammates to serve as meatshields for you.
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>>172700962
>mewn
>master
Maybe in NA
>sololane instead of leo
>no going top either way because if they 4 bot you can double clear easily
>die first because of stupidity
>die second time because literally the worst movement I've ever seen
>americand gran """master""" league
Played against him once when he was on EU. I won in 7minutes on cursed hollow, fastest game of my life.
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>>172701660
mewn is quickly becoming a joke among EU pros. I've seen several refer to awful lane opponents as mewn
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>>172701660
Bumped into him once. Somebody mentioned he was on the other team once we got in game.

>check his stream
>duo-queuing with some chick on brightwing
>both feeding their asses off
>mu-muh teammates aren't doing thing
>I can't carry
>goddamn diamond trash

Just brilliant.
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>>172701221
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/alarak#kFUS

Poke lots with e.
Remember you are a melee assassin and you aren't there for engaging.
Your autos hurt.
Follow up your tank.
Keep note of important enemy cds that can fuck you up. Stuns, roots and the like. If they're down you can play a lot more aggressively.
Early game it's often better to hold your w and just q off your tank.
Learn how to use w effectively.

>>172701830
He's still playing on EU? It's true though, he's a shitter.

>>172701886
Yeah he's literally worse than most of his teammates. Shit awareness, shit shotcalling and only ok mechanics but that is half of the time. To me he feels like someone who used to be good and now isn't anymore but still plays the same way.
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>>172698049
LoL has the exact same thing and its still garbage
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>>172701830
I have seen several NA pros and streamers making fun of him.
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>Can anyone hear me?
>I need you
>I need you to give in to
>TERROR
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>>172638458

so much this.

i don't think there's a better play in the game than landing a key mosh
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>>172702706
>People say Diablo isn't a dude
>Leah is literally his daughter
>>
Reddit you have your own mewn hate threads please fuck off of our website. This thread isn't for you.
>>
What is the best skin in the game and why is it Mecha Tassadar?
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>>172703032
Mecha Dehaka*

FTFY
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>>172702801
Diablo is a metaphysical being, he can be either male or female or neither, it doesn't matter
Same goes for angels
Female Tyrael when?
>>
>>172702797
>ETC mia
>posturing for turnin
>teammates clump up and move near vent
>we don't have vision
>ping danger
>guitar cow slides out and stuns the whole team for six seconds
>I don't have any CC to stop

>>172702706
Reasonably chilling line, desu.

also facial animation for zagfu skin when
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>>172703126
Fucked that (up) for you more like
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>>172645447

it's pretty dank
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>>172703130

Real Talk, I know a lot of people hate D3 for whatever reasons.

I REALLY want Tyrone Tyrael. I don't know why I do, but I do.
>>
>master taunts
>abathur never really has the time or the chance to taunt without dying
>>
>>172703486

Someone hasn't been watching meme videos where he burrows in and slaps someone's shit.

SLUG LIFE
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OOHHH LETS BREAK IT D[Muffled Electronic Music]

I love Anub so much. He's been my go to hero since day 1.

Although I took a long break from the game, did they nerf Locust Swarm a ton or something? It used to be something you literally always took and you could walk into their entire team and make kinky beetle noises at them, but now whenever I see another Anub try it they fucking melt.
>>
>>172703161

i love it when they cluster for boss fights
>>
>>172703554
I've done it myself, you still don't have time to use your taunt since the enemy loses vision after they die
>>
>>172703941

You could do it near a nuke or raven lord thing that always have global vision.
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>>172703858
>that leoric w
>missing at least 2 autos by not hitting the leo that entombed you
>regen master
>regen mater against chromie, sonya and medivh
Good cocoon though
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>>172703858
>regen master
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>>172704383
>>172704510

I accidentally took Regen master, but it worked out for the best as you can see in the webm, our Lili decided to be a huge autistic sperg because he died once and blamed it on the team. He was PvE'ing for 90% of the game.

We still won.
>>
>>172704610
>Lili decided to be a huge autistic sperg because he died once and blamed it on the team. He was PvE'ing for 90% of the game.

Sound like the average lili player.
>>
>The ability that gives him armor is called Rime
>The ability that boosts the power of Howling Blast is Frost Presence
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>172704921

Now I'm mad.
>>
>Only getting 9/10 Epic loots

I am literally being raped by Blizzard, why are they punishing us in such a cruel way? Are they sick in the head or do they just enjoy robbing us of everything? This is worse than gamergate, this is like nerd holocaust! Someone stop their crimes against humanity!.
>>
>>172704921
I don't get it.
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>>172704921
What, are you expecting them to know anything about the characters they are using?
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I'm seriously gonna stop trying to save people who get caught alone in games, even though I'm a tank.

Fuck these dumb carries.
>>
>>172705383

In WoW, Frost Presence was originally the tanking presence for Death Knights, it gave them armor and health and all the things a tank needed.

Rime is a proc that makes Howling Blast free and deal a ton more damage.

They've got them swapped around.
>>
>>172705383
Frost pressence used to be an aura for DK's in WoW that let them generate threat and take less damage allowing them to tank.

Rime likewise is a talent that gives WoW DK's 300% bonus damage to howling blast after casting their obliterate spell.
>>
>>172705341
You should say 9/36-39 epic chest, baka blizzdrone you can't even shitpost correctly.
>>
>you can't buy skins with gems directly

then what's the fucking point? this is the only thing i dislike about this new system
>>
>>172705734
You can buy the skins when blizzard says you can buy the skins. Stop being so entitled, you should be happy they even give you a chance to buy them.
>>
>>172705734
You can buy featured skins with gems, as to what those will be and how often they rotate, nobody knows
>>
>>172705480
I know exactly how you feel, man. I especially hate how stupid I feel after instinctively trying to help these dumb fucks.
>>
>>172705807
>>172705812
that's even worse
>>
>>172705734
>>172705807
>>172705812

There's also a line in the big post that heavily implies all new skins and bundles will be available for gems for the first week or so after they are released.
>>
>>172705734
Ditto.

Even if I never actually purchase Heroes with $. Maybe that's why they're making the change.

>>172705812
>featured
Like, bundle? Or are they going to continue having weekly skin/hero sales?
>>
>>172705734
You WILL buy skins with gems, but only when they say you fucking will, you little bitch.

Also, converting to a Gems system (Like a mobile game) also means paying more for what you want in the long run, as you can only buy gems in $5 increments. If you plan to spend like 11-12 dollars, you're spending 15 instead because fuck you give us more money you entitled fuck.
>>
>>172705734
>>172706010
Also the population in general is going to keep dumping money for loot boxes because they have gambling addictions and other forms of poor self control.

When it was like ehh, $9.99 for a skin and that's it, they don't care as much.
But when it becomes OH YOU COULD GET A RANDOM EPIC OR LEGENDARY DROP FROM A LOOT BOX AND THEY ARE SO CHEAP they are going to spend a shitton.
>>
do i need to buy my master skins before 2.0 hits? is it worth levelling ~level 8-9 heroes to 10 for the sake of buying their master skin?
>>
>>172705902
Yeah, it's a shitty change to try and make people buy things that they might normally think twice about by putting a "limited time only" tag on it. Blizzdrones will unironically defend it too.
>>
>>172706181
From what I can tell? Absolutely not.

>log onto beta
>duplicate Dehaka, +400 shards
>each "Master" skin tint costs 100

Hold onto the gold. Save it for loot chest rerolls.
>>
>>172706181
You can get master skins randomly from loot boxes. If there are master skins you really want to have, then buy them before 2.0
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>>172706181
No, Master skins will cost 100 shards per tint which is almost nothing. buying heroes with gold seems like a much safer bet.
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>>172706134
Yep, exactly. This is why they came up with as much shit to bloat up the loot pool with, because it makes the whole system feel like a slot machine. It worked for Overwatch, so they're porting it to HotS.

It's the exact same type of model that mobile games use now, and as pathetic as it is, THIS is where the money is nowadays. It truly is a gambling system.
>>
>>172706319
>>172706427
oh alright
i thought they would be a little pricier than that
>>
So, play over level 11 heroes for quests and do brawls while saving all gold until the patch hits?
>>
>>172706440
And yet companies insist their microtransactions aren't a form of online gambling.
>>
>>172706472
looking at most master skins you can't really justify asking alot for them. most of them are pretty shit but had bragging rights of "Hey look at me i'm at level 10 and wasted 10K gold on this you losers"

Now that they're compared to all the other skins they're pretty shitty.
>>
>>172706746
They get away with it because you can't win money
>>
>>172706440
I wonder how well it works for OW, i played that game for a year and never even had an inclination to buy lootboxes. And i have shit self control.
>>
>>172706763

Master ETC 3rd Variant is my favorite ETC skin.

Most Masters are fucking shit though.
>>
>master skins 10k gold
>gets you 3 rare quality skins, 2 of them recolors
>if duplicates, 20 shards each
>10k gold hero duplicate gives 400 shards
I guess Blizzard finally admitted the master skins were way too expensive, should have been like 4k gold
>>
>>172707092
They where the only skins you could buy with gold so they really didn't compare to other skins at all.
>>
>>172707092
Outside of other Heroes and the occasional mount there wasn't really anything else to spend gold on.

>don't have to spend Gold to unlock runes or some equivelent

ty blizzo
>>
>>172707532
I've been playing for 2 years or something and still only have like half the roster
>>
>>172706829
Pachinko machines are a fucking fascinating way around this.

It's hilarious how you can come up with ways to invent a slot machine/gambling system, and so long as it doesn't reward money in return, it can't be considered gambling, yet it's legal to circumvent it in various ways.
>>
>>172706829
>>172707724
It's a stupid workaround and should also be legislated.

But we don't always get what we want.
>>
>>172707657
how?
i started a new account 4 months ago and have 75% of the roster already
>>
>>172705812
I don't know, they have the featured thing up and you can only buy heroes with gems, skins and mounts you can only get with shards.
>>
>>172707934
I'm not a blizzdrone who has spent 500 dollars on heroes
>>
>>172707934
I came during the Genji Nexus challenge and don't think I have 20 heroes. I bought all the 2k gold heroes, did all the dailies and weeklies religiously, and only have ~70k gold so that's going to be only like 7-10 extra heroes.

I don't know how you have 75% without spending cash.
>>
Cho is pretty fun.
>>
>>172707934
I've been playing since early Alpha and I don't have all the heroes, because I just want the ones I actually like and the master skins for those I really like. I have like 65k gold right now, NOW I might actually start buying up heroes because that would mean more chances at Shards, and what the fuck else am I gonna spend gold on now?

Waiting until a day or two before 2.0 so I know for sure how fucked things are going to be.
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>>172708154
i didn't either anon.
im poor.

>>172708186
i got the master ranked rewards for both tl and hl.
i played a lot when i had the nexus event stimpack.
i got at least 5 heroes for free e through thevents and i got a little lucky (i think) with the quests and the brawls give 1k every week.

>>172708553
you should save around 20k so you can reroll bad loot boxes


i just checked its 5 months not 4
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>>172708553
>NOW I might actually start buying up heroes because that would mean more chances at Shards
Technically that would be a waste since you could've gotten those duplicate heroes without spending gold.

But if we start playing that waiting game, I guess this means gold is now worthless except for meme mounts.
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>Team always picks teamfights while I'm still at the other side of the fucking map
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>>172708910
>they all start furiously pinging you after they all die before you get there
>>
Does anyone know if the friend exp bonus is still going to be a thing in 2.0?
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>>172709320
probably since we are slowly becoming a 1:1 overwatch moba copy
>>
new thread when?
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>>172709984
when a faggot OP who knows how not to fuck up embedded links does it
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>>172710842
Who gives a fuck as long as somebody does it
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>>172711461
okay ill do it
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>>172712441
NEW THREAD
>>172712441
NEW THREAD
>>172712441
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