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Last few days before this piece of shit is available to everyone edition

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>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread then cucking the link below and requesting an invite. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public. Do kill/grief fellow crew members.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder (Xbone ft. 100% crew black cock)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed) (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No fags allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a cock.

>Older threads
https://boards.ASSFUNNEL.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Useless information for new faggots
http://pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr (embed) (embed)

>Regularly updated butthole stat spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/cuck-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Penis notes for 1.37
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747

>Latest added garbage
https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60158/Cunning-Stunts-Special-Vehicle-Circuit-Now-Available-New-Progen-GP1-and-More
https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60162/New-in-GTA-Online-Hijak-Ruston-Now-at-Legendary-Motorsport-plus-Special-Vehicles-Come-to-the-Gay-Porn-Creator
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1st for jews
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first for never ever
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nice job with those links

bet you're real fucking clever
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First for the Duke o' Death survives literally 8 explosions with the 100% armor upgrade.
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>>172517967
>they against all odds actually do exactly this
>introduce no means of fast travel
>source car
>distance to warehouse - 25 miles
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>>172518125
Don't forget the best part
>do enormous map upgrade
>don't increase player count
>30 players spread across that massive map

A map that size would need the player cap at least 100 to not feel desolate
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>>172518219
>100 player count

and a skiddy will always mass teleport them into the same 1x1 cube space on maze tower
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>>172518125
well, finally some immersion.
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Please don't ever create a thread again
>>172518049
It only survives one rocket/sticky before exploding, though
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>>172518447

I own one, it survives at least 7 sticky bombs.
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>>172518496
pff,do you even upgrade?
mine survives 20 and a small nuclear blast
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>>172518391
Sure, the 100% accuracy AI will immerse plenty of bullets into your car on the trip
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>>172518496
I own two and they only survive 6 AP pistol shots.
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>>172518496
Can you take a video of it?
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>>172517967
You would have to take literally 50% off of this to make it any fun.

This is the same kind of thinking that "wouldn't it be cool to have to gas your cars in a racing game". After the first hour you would resent the whole thing.

Having to buy a private jet to scoot around the map would be a cool thing first but imagine spening 30 mins flying every day you play when you just want to switch locations for missions. And if you had a fast travel that's all you'd end up using making the whole size pointless.
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>>172519209
>50%

You mean all. It's already a slog flying a jet from Paleto Bay to LSIA. Step one to making that map viable is removing the vehicle speed cap.
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>Infinite loading screen
>ALT+F4
>Russians or Asian garbage being yelled at over the mic
>ALT+F4
I should just uninstall this game
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>>172519209
The map would be fun for cruising and just general fun having. The issue is when it comes time to grind
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>>172519209
With map this size you would just stay in one region, doing stuff(granted, there should be stuff to do there first, like in proper mmo) in it until you feel like changing, while still retaining the possibility to just go fuck around it if you want.
You could also add fast travel in form of plane, but or train tickets, that would only work at airports, bus stations and train platforms and only when you're not in the mission.
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>>172519131

I can but

>34 minutes to upload
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>>172519209
>wouldn't it be cool to have to gas your cars in a racing game". After the first hour you would resent the whole thing.
nice projecting

fuel/tire wear is the backbone of getting gud for driving
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>>172519131

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5gp4sl

5 homing missiles, 6 sticky bombs
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>>172521031
Why the fuck is he waiting for missile lock on?
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>>172519209
>>172519618
>>172519481
>>172519392
Why not have it like single player?
a system is already in place to separate players due to attitude "poor sport" lobbies. So why not put in place a system similar to something that has been all GTA games except this one where the majority of the map has been cut off to the player until they reach a designated point, just substitute the mission requirement for a level/money requirement and separate players accordingly, that way once you get tired of Los Santos an additional part of the map is unlocked along with new environments, activities, missions, races, vehicles eg. (dune buggies for the desert)
>what if I want to play with friends
well thats fine you can join their game as they probably have the resources to survive in the new locations.
>cant play a mission solo that I played with friend previously
yes but now you have an actual target to reach unlike in GTAO where almost every bit of content can be bought at level one with enough shark cards
>they still need to increase the player count
totally agree but I do think it could work to R*s advantage as a way of implementing AC as EG. don't allow clients more than 15 miles away to affect other clients unless the other client accepts an invite
that and they could have the update rate of clients very very far away something like .2 tick to reduce the heavy networking req's that would arise from a 100 player server similar to how player locations only update on your map once every second if they're a certain distance from you
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>>172521098

Force of habit, also

>forgot I had a simpsons episode running
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>>172521119
>well thats fine you can join their game as they probably have the resources to survive in the new locations.
forgot EG
something like apartments acting like teleport points and the method used to block low level players from entering the "high level" area is the same as always 6 star wanted level the moment you cross the border
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Autism
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>>172517967
Never-ever thread? Sure.
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>>172522030
>not knowing Hito is a purebred troll
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>>172522148
>basically a copy of the ruiner
>but as fast as a nero
>higher jump than ruiner
>can deploy the drone using the same controls as a bird in SP
>can dive underwater
>no missiles, but sawblades pop out the front.
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>>172522456
No, no more fucking meme cars, the R2K has already raped the game into a joke and the last thing we need is more shit to fornicate with its decomposing body.
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>>172522148
Go to bed greg.
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>Go to the NOOSE facility.
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>friend wants to play
>fire up online
>15m later, haven't loaded in
>restart, go story mode first
>then hit multiplayer/join friend
>10m, still not in
how is it so bad
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>>172522718
All that is left are meme cars?

You want an endless torrent of homogenous racing cars?
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>>172523034

What CPU and SSD you using?

I bet they're shit.
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>>172523260
Not that guy you're replying to, and thus not complaining, but I still use a HDD.

What will be the gain be in load times, percentage wise, when i switch to SSD?
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>>172523260
8370
850 EVO
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>>172521119
>this gtaforums tier ideaguy
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>>172523178
No more race cars and no more meme cars, just anything that isn't a retarded-looking supercar.
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>>172523260
to add to this, I could load in a "REASONABLE" time a month ago, but not so much now.
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>>172523346
See image.

>>172523363
I'd upgrade that CPU. I just upgraded from an FX-6300 to an I5 7600k and gained about 40fps using the same card (RX 480)
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>>172523393
;_; I know they're just dreams
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>>172523551
I mean, pretty sure it's just GTA V being dogshit for multiplayer loading, but eh
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>>172523405
Like what? A reliant robin? A woody? A delorean?
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>>172523637
>no more meme cars
>delorean
>reliant robin
>woody
what?
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>>172523608

No doubt but i will let you know when the parts come tomorrow.
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>>172523705
So literally nothing worth the time of the developers?
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What did I miss?
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Will there be GTA VI?
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Payouts need to be like this more often.
How do you guys like the game mode? It's basically a balanced tdm but people actually at them plus more money (for now).

Also check my kd
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>>172524243
how long does a round like that take?
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>>172523637
>>172523763
Goddamn, you're such an autistic retard.

>Chevrolet Camaro 2013 or 2016
>Chevy Monty Carlo (was in GTA IV)
>Fox body Ford Mustang (was in GTA IV)
>Lexus RC F
>Toyota Supra
>1st gen Honda NSX
>Porsche Panamera/Cayenne/Boxter
>BMW M5/X5
>Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifolgio
>Chrysler 300C/300SRT
>Tesla Model S
>Mazda Miata MX5
>Nissan 370Z
>Mercedes C63
>etc

Y'know, retro cars and everyday cars with good performance? Things with flair, but aren't strictly Super cars or quirky cars with memeatic abilties?
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>>172524404
>a bunch of homogenous sports cars
>to add to an already oversaturated lineup of sports cars

Why should they bother?
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>>172524315
It really wasn't worth it, it was like an hour when I could've made double to money from ie. Plus that was when I played all at max time, kill score etc. BUT there were only 4 people playing in total and I've seen screencap of people getting like 300k so get a full lobby.
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You know, R*? I wish you don't lie to me like that.
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>>172524460
Because we want something other than meme cars or super cars that look the same as previous ones. The sports class has shit variety compared to everything else, just because it has alot doesn't mean it's good.
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Is this common? I know cars can spawn without doors in some of the source missions, but a Tyrus spawning without engine cover?
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>>172524593
>The sports class has shit variety compared to everything else

Because sports cars, including all the ones you've listed, have very homogenous appearances.
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>>172524679
Sometimes cars can spawn at race meets with the hood up, that's how it happens with the Tyrus
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>>172524721
>it has shit variety because it has shit variety

Very insightful, anon.

I'm not the anon that you were previously arguing with
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>>172524721
Homogenous appearances but variety in performances, unlike NASCAR stock cars
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>>172524460
>sport sedans and compacts are now sport cars

Understand the original point of my comment, you moron. They won't ever add these because they're not flashy meme supercars and racecars to appeal to kiddies with their parents' credit cards and vapid cunts like you, and that's ruining the identity and integrity of the GTA franchise.

Adding grounded yet fun-to-drive vehicles would be refreshing after the stream of unrelenting superficiality we got non-stop since last year, but unfortunately, that doesn't sell overpriced Jew Cards (tm).
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>>172524850
Their performance variety often leads to differences of barely a second in lap times IRL.

It's purely cosmetic.
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>>172524875
>Understand the original point of my comment, you moron. They won't ever add these because they're not flashy meme supercars and racecars to appeal to kiddies with their parents' credit cards and vapid cunts like you, and that's ruining the identity and integrity of the GTA franchise.

Oh mr. armchair gaylord gonna tell Rockstar that their business model isn't viable? El Oh El!

Kiddies with their credit cards are probably the target audience, since they're willing to pay for the continued existence of a free online mode.

Go back to Gran Autismo if that's what you desire.
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>car sourcing
>race meet with faggots listening to music
>snipe them from afar
>they manage to inflict 7k damage by shooting through the fucking car for no reason

How the fuck do I do these without damage? They ALWAYS take cover behind the car and shoot it.
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>>172525131
Snipe them from the front of the car?
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Fucking awful new deathmatch is such trash.
Different maps but, all have the same guns and no explosives.
Kill and try not to die until time runs out. Holy shit its fucking awful.
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>>172525131
if it's the chemical plant, land on the long ass roof stretch northeast of it

if it's the museum, land on the windy hill road north of it.

Never have issues that way
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>>172525234
Did you get out of the /kspg/ containment somehow?

If you don't like it play something else.
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>>172524914
Who gives a FUCK about lap time? They have varying personalities and yet are super fun to drive, isn't that the point of having the ability to own half-dozen garages and enjoy driving cars you own?

I bet you're one of those autistic faggots who only owns a Shotaro and an RE-7B in their garage since you unironically think "if it's not the fastest it's automatically shit", take that stick out of your ass.
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>>172525334
>Who gives a FUCK about lap time?

Who gives a fuck about some random yobbo car? You, apparently. "Cater to me rockstar i paid you once for a game a long time ago lol you owe me forever now just like mom!"
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Everyone has saving on rockstar servers problems now?
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>>172525471
Only in hacked sessions. Restart your game.
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TOM YOU FUCKING JEW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDUL0EvyMhI
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Yes sure I am not a random let your new discord member in already.
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>>172517565
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>>172528878
More like I_am_blind.jpg
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>>172526658
>people are gonna spam the shit out of the money option
>then cry when the banwave comes
P O T T E R Y
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I FINALLY FUCKING FOUND HOW TO CRASH PLAYERS JESUS YESSS !!!!
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>>172531274
How?
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>>172531403
i pm'd you the method ;^)
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>>172532134
Thanks, it's incredible! I love this site's features.
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Guys do you think i get banned I cheated my self more then 20billion, i just need to press * and get instantly 90mill
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>>172532623

it has been working for 2 months now with no bans so who knows
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tfw no tacos
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>>172532623
Buy a Shark Card and you have less chance of being b&
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>>172533420
good goy
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>>172533001
They lose 855€ in sharkcards per transaction kek
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>>172522914
The NOOSE facility one isn't even that bad.
You don't have to travel very far and there's a nice flat island next to the boats.

The one where you get the bob from Humane Labs is real hell.
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>when nobody's willing to crack jewirus gta menu
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Yesterday someone made green-haired clones of myself spawn above my head and die constantly.

He was a pretty fun modder, because he didn't just make everybody die or some shit like that, but started spawning bodyguards and fighting the cops and stuff. I don't mind modders if they're just cause fun havoc in freeroam.

I also think he gave me 18k.
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Haven't played in almost a year now.
I think my character has only around $100k.

Is it worth even attempting to play anymore, or is everyone a billionaire now with yachts and 90 super cars?
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>>172534513
You only need like 2 mill to get started on an Office and Warehouse, and from there you can start earning money a lot faster.

Just do heists and missions until you can get an Office, and take it from there. I'm in the same situation as you, and I've been having fun just doing Heists and Adversaries while saving up.
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>>172533694
I'm serious, I bought a cheap one in desperation a year ago, then glitched a shit ton of cash and I've never been b&.
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>>172534513
People might have a lot of money, but a bullet to the head is still a bullet to the head.
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>>172517967
Never a Jester retro to touch the streets of GTA.
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>>172534929
>More pop up headlights

I'm intrigued
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>>172517967
How would you introduce this car into the game?
Class
Performance
Handling
LS Customisation
Bennys?
Unique features and parts
Prices
I am interested in your input.
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Do yachts ever go on sale?
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>>172534513
>>172534770
what this guy says is right but there's no point to having loadsa monee. All those new expensive cars are useless for anything beyond driving from place to place except theres nowhere to go.

>>172534825
and what do you do now? I actually like doing the haulage and airfreight missions and i'd like to try the MC stuff.
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Should I make an injectable .dll with just 2 features?

1x Crash player
2x Kick player ( if you're host ) - ( it checks you're host )

Basically inject that while in crew ses, remove shitters / modders - then just close the game and re-join ses.

I'm still looking if there's a way to read crew details but I don't think there's any - U guys could help me find a solution for that:

http://www.dev-c.com/nativedb/
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>>172535368
I would introduce it into the Coupes class as a direct competitor to the Zion with a similar handling model, performance and price. Obviously J* would have different ideas and put in as a low tier, bad handling, expensive sports car like the Lynx.
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>>172535385
Cars, crates, CEO work and when I can be bothered, MC businesses.
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>>172535368
>Class
Coupe
>Performance
Good acceleration and decent traction, lightest coupe in the game so turning is smooth and delivery of power isn't struggling, but the top speed is rather lacking.
>Handling
Controllable understeer, but can be tricked into a drift.
>LSC
Copycats of available aftermarket parts for the real-life Miata, it should have a park bench spoiler as well because Rockstar wants to allow people to customize cars in the most retarded way possible.
>Benny's
Heck no.
>Unique features and parts
Pop-up headlights and cabriolet, no other quirks available.
>Prices
I would personally price it at 35K, but knowing Jewstar Games, it'll be 470K because it has the headlights.
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>having fun with friends in public lobby using a free menu
>chinese player teleports to us
>tells us in half boxes and broken english "my sesion ))"
>crashes my friends then me
why are chinese people so vicious, is it because they're all manlets?
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>>172539045
yes
next question
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>>172539097
where can i get a menu to crash chinese autists? it's all i want to do.
all i do in public lobbies is quietly send chinese players to the ocean over and over while they spam "MODDER?" in chat
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>>172539280
I'm onto you MOA.
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Hey /gtag/ I just started a few days ago. Would someone please accept my request into the PS4 crew? Thanks!

PSN ID is Czarcastic404. I have a headset for co-op missions as well.
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>>172539280
and that's fun for you?
are you sure you're not the autist?
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>>172537887
yeah but thats fun and earns money.
there is nothing to do once you have the money.

Racing is the only thing expensive cars are good for and they fucked that right up with bad physics and shitty race options.
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>>172541354
Protip: The point is not to earn money, it's to have fun.
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>>172541220
yes, it is.
yes, i'm sure i'm not the autist.
give me your ingame name so you can join them
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>>172540798
Blacklisted for playing on poor people's platform
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>>172539280
>quietly send chinese players to the ocean over and over

This sounds hilarious
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>>172522456
Okay but actually not retarded

>similar to the ruiner2k
>drives like a sports classic instead of muscle, but on the whole better lap time/top speed than ruiner
>missiles have slightly slower travel speed
>machine gun replaced with buzz saw

Hell, essentially just make it a weird love child between the Stinger and the Coquette Classic.
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>>172542593

Unless you work for Australian border patrol
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>>172542593
Not so fun when you're on the other end of it
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>>172522456
>Can dive underwater

Sub car never (or an actual amphibious helicopter like the Sea Sparrow)
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>>172543919
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>>172518703
h4ck3d
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>>172540798

Sent you an add.
I have the finale set up if you want to take turns hosting
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>>172518703
Ah I know how he crashed you - there's a way to protect yourself from it but I will tell you in private.
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>>172545286
>I'll PM you the fix
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>>172545421
The fix is also a hint on how to do it... so we don't have many people to be able to abuse that.
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>>172517967
I would pay €400 for this
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Why the fuck is so many people confusing the 1990's Diablo to the 1980's Countach? They look nothing alike it's completely mind baffling
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>>172535368
>super
>unfinished, patched then made worse
>see above
>700k repair cost for a smashed window
>lowrider
>a livery with FREE DLC and pic related beside it
>30 milion
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>>172545985
ikr? It's plainly obvious that it's a Diablo, yet people are constantly doing MUH AESTHETICS screenshots with 80's clothing and purple filters on Social Club.

Just look at this retarded faggot.
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>>172545985
Most people can't tell individual cars apart for some reason. They see it's an older Lambo and just assume 'Must be a Countach'.
>>
when you fire blind into a bush and get the kill
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>>172546208
>Vercetti

Clearly never played VC then.
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>>172545213
>>172540798
u guys play on ps4?
>>
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>>172546357
You talking about me or the guy in the photo?

Vice City was my first GTA game, this guy however is a big enough dumbass to not know the simple difference between a Diablo and a Countach.
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>>172546673

Yes.
Psn lokismo
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>>172545985
the whole not being able to turn left thing is fucked up though and they probably won't even fix it, at least not without breaking 3 other things
>>
Have the sales changed yet?
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>>172547945
Well if they fixed the whole Banshee 900R fiasco i don't know why they wouldn't fix this
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>>172542157
I agree but i constantly see people begging for money while not playing or actively fucking with people who are grinding.
>>
What them new sales be
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>>172543919
>for (you)

>>172543919
>>172544335
how is this fun for anybody? it's not scary or surprising. it's not like being invisible and stalking someone or dropping a tank on someones head indoors.

>oh man, i teleported all these people to the ocean in a video game and then i watched them all teleport back to their apartments
>it was fucking great!
>>
>>172550413
it's fun when you're teleporting skids
>>
>>172550038
Sound about right?:

Double GTA$ & RP on Resurrection
25% Off the Massacro and Tempesta
25% Off Executive Offices & Garages
25% Off Select Vehicle Mods
25% Off Handguns
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>>172517565
It accused of driving a dod last night, last thing the guy said was 'im leaving before Mr modder blows up the lobby'

I was driving a black and gold Sabre turbo doing ss.
>>
WHATS TEE TEE????
>>
>>172551678
ah yes, a classic from 2016 *sips wine* quite exquisite
>>
>>172535368
coupes, make it more slidey than the zion but a bit quicker to accelerate out of a corner to compensate
add in a benny's stanced out LS swap that puts it into sports or supers for the 12 year olds, leave the stock version well-balanced in its class
>>
Hei guise help me out,

Do the CEO garages 2nd and 3rd floor have any additional function than more space? I can get the mod shop without them (and anything else)?
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>>172551490
Sound like some ol bullshit
>>
>>172552145
>Do the CEO garages 2nd and 3rd floor have any additional function than more space?
No
I think the view from the windows might be different though
>I can get the mod shop without them (and anything else)?
Yes and you can always add it on or renovate the garages later
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>>172550659
is it though? can't they just port back. and it doesn't even matter where they are.

i could see it being fun doing that someone who cares about k/dr but can't people be more original with their harassment?

>mfw someone locks me in a flaming mini and flies it all over the map and into someones hydra.
>>
>>172552529
they can teleport back but it's just as easy to hit numpad 5 and teleport them right back, and they have no idea whos doing it.
>>
>>172552731
so everyone can spend the entire session in the ocean until everyone leaves?

fyi, whenever i can't get anything done due to skids or even people fucking with my grind, i go rub my gf's feet. She likes it and it pretty much guarantees me sex in the near future. so thanks.
>>
>>172553315
if the person is already running about skidding then it's only fair to give them a taste of their own medicine, a skid outs himself fairly quickly when teleporting everyone to the sea, as he'll be the only one not there.
>>
>>172552529

Ocean drops were only funny in gta4.
There was no suicide option.
Once I trolled you into willingly climbing into my helicopter, using promises of a rare attack chopper out on some oil rig that rockstar "released with the last patch", you were fucked.
And once I rammed our helicopter into the ocean, screaming at you on the party chat to SWIM FOR THE LADDER, you would panic and exit the helicopter, and start to realise just how fucked you were.

Because there was no ladder. You'd pan the camera, looking for me, but i had drowned inside the sinking helicopter and spawned back on land. Looking back at the city, you'd see only fog. I would dump them just past the point of rendering. Some would quit the lobby, others would start swimming. Those were your only two options. Not many people were aware of this, but if you spent long enough in the water in gta4, your health would start dropping. I saw countless people spend minutes swimming 95% of the way back, only to die 50 yards out from the shore.

Keks for dayyys, m8
>>
tfw I gave money sacks to people

Rip
>>
>>172554441
I want to give your mom my sacks, if you know what i mean.
>>
>>172553557
well, i almost get that. i can see how it could be fun using cheats to convince others that someone else is cheating and the ensuing drama. but 7/10 i get rolled up on when doing ceo shit by some asshole in a car changing colors and they gun me down and you don't even need a script to do that.

2/10 i get sent to the ocean or desert with everyone else and have to lester back to my apt but im occasionally closer to where i want to be.
>>
>>172554858

Pls don't, friendo
We can already see what hapoened the last time someone gave his mum their sack
>>
Is it just me? The sound of the hydra's minigun hitting me makes me shit my pants every time when i wear headphones especially when i don't see it coming.
>>
>>172554101
so, the threat is dying and respawning? you don't even lose money or weapons when you die anymore.

It's not like in Ark, where you drop someone on an island and there's no way back even if you join another server.
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>>172547190
The guy in the photo. Vercetti never owned the Countach, it was Lance Vance.
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>>172554101
That image needs spicing up.
Those girls just don't appreciate the hard work that goes into every wadermerm.
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>>172555402
Ah cool, thanks for clarifying.
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It's like people don't know about the supreme satisfaction you get from helping people. I don't mean shooting people with money guns.

>Helping them find a car they looking for
>running crates with a bro
>carrying a heist for someone doing it for the first time
>trading races or kills to help someone with unlocks

all the while clowning on the game, listening to decent music and talking about shit.
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Will rockstar ever fix this poor car, how many updates has it been without any attempt to mend the horrendous curb collisions?

Will they even fix the infernus classic being unable to turn left without skidding out of control?
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>>172558579
Is it a supercar? Then why would they need to fix it?

Similarly the Infernus isn't the real moneymaker, it's just a setup for the Turismo, like a one-two punch, so it being broken is of no consequence.
>>
>>172558579
>isn't a supercar
>its bug isn't a money glitch
>doesn't cost 6 or 7 figures
>doesn't have Custom in its name

literally never ever, they just add DLC items and then move on to making more adversary modes and more overpriced Benny-fied supercars.
>>
Hi, I'm trying to find a guide for the original score (NOT the fucking radio songs) that lists what missions they appear in (single player and online).
Something like this is bound to exist somewhere. Anyone know?
>>
There needs to be more /gtag/ crews for people who don't want to deal with cliquey bullshit of people who played the game obsessive for 6 years and theres less than 10 people moderating 600 other people.

Considering its a anonymous board why is there gay little ingroup shit going on.
>>
>>172558579
I just gave up and lowridered mine. Let me have the hood mod too.
>>
>>172559738
yes
just press m up up enter to find the list while playing online
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>>172558579
iktf
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>>172558579
>tfw faggots comment about how 'yeah irl you can't drive over curbs so this is actually better' when not being able to do that ruins the car's viability compared to every other car in the game
>>
>>172559871
>i don't want to deal with cliquey bullshit, we need to make multiple crews and encourage that behaviour
>>
>>172561341
>blacklist ;^)

Now you're in the outgroup
>>
>>172559871
be proud to be in the outgrop

They won't leave you alone when you want out.
>>
Where the fuck are the new sales?
>>
>>172559871
sorry your homophobia does allow you to like fun.
>>
>>172559891
Not interested in a selection list. I want to know what original tracks play during all missions.
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>>172543919
>Shotaro
This is maturity!
>>
>>172563594
the list shows the missions its used for as well when its selected
try it in online
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Does the game become more detailed as you stand around in one area os is my (((perception))) playing tricks on me?
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>>172559871
I give a friendly honk honk as I drive by and that's about it
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>>172565228
elaborate
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>>172565759
Textures and reflections seem to become more detailed for intance I think
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>>172521098
so it hits you fuckign retart
>>
>>172566052
Really really doubt it
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Why the fuck is the reddit-part of the fanbase filled with ignorant retards?

It's a fucking Skyline GTR, if you identify cars by their videogame names then you're the cringiest and most autistic cunt in existence.
>>
>>172567602
why are you on reddit?
>>
>>172567602
>REEEEEEEEE I CARE ABOUT STUPID THINGS
>>
>>172567602
Maybe he was just making a shitty joke, some people enjoy that kind of thing.
>>
>>172567602
tistic
>>
>>172565228
The simplest answer is your computer is ass and the textures are loading very slowly.
>>
>>172567602
Cool RH8!
>>
>>172567813
It's not. They're using that as an excuse to post cool cars on a GTA sub, it's rather evident because this happened ever since the sub was founded.

>>172567797
>>172567917
Fuck off, retarded faggots.

>>172567759
Checking on clothing glitches for r/gtaglitches, didn't find anything worthwhile, so I decided to give a quick visit to the other GTA subs for any news I could've missed. Sadly, it's the same shit as always with the same attention whores.
>>
>>172568559
oh sorry my bad you didn't mention you were a badass
>>
>>172568559
kill yourself
>>
>>172568858
After you.
>>
>>172568559
neck yourself you miserable bastard
>>
>>172568927
GOT EEM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>
>>172568559
Right and I've been making purposely lame puns since I was 12, some people just find bad jokes funny.

A lot of reddit humor revolves around making a joke and then laughing about how stupid it is that anyone would think that, generally by pandering to the commonly accepted narrative to make sure you get the maximum internet points per letter.
>>
>>172567602
>I took a pic of a skyline
>200 upvotes

wow great gta content

also its an r32
>>
>>172567602
>>172568559
holy shit
>>
>>172570117
>shitty meme
>1700 upvotes
what the fuck is this subreddit
>>
>>172568559
>looking for clothing glitches to use
>calling other people attention whores
>>
>>172570426
not sure m9
>>
>>172558579
It's the stuff that's already in the game that has no hope of changing
Working lights on the Brawler and other off-road vehicles probably never
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>>172572157
Potato-kun... I...
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Have you ever wanted to have sexual relations with a automobile?
>>
>>172572452
Yes but only to cars that can make left turns
>>
>>172572643
Fuck. Too late
>>
>>172572643
Is there a video/.webm showing this anywhere?
>>
>>172572452
That's a pretty sweet diablarossa you got there
>>
>>172572452
Why does PC look so bad unless its on High+ quality, those jaggies.
>>
>>172573271
Because Rockstar didn't want consolefags to get too jealous.
>>
>>172572452
>back and shoulder hair
that's got to be samson
>>
>>172573271
Some people think they can get away with higher settings while leaving AA off, but what they don't realize is that it actually looks like dogshit and they should never take screenshots.
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>>172572452
Yes.
Look at the ass on that car, LOOK AT IT!
>>
>>172574028
It's pretty good
Too bad luxury doesn't translate in video games so it's just a pigfat coupe
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>>172573271
>>172573530
>not just using frame-scaling instead of MSAA/FXAA
>>
Why does the sourced car go on fire if i do the solo lobby glitch? I was in a lobby with a moron and he wouldn't let me get to the warehouse.

First time I've been in a two man lobby where the other person was a retarded kid.
>>
>>172575119
is this 1.5x?
>>
>>172572776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeQ9B9CaFKU

or just go to LSIA and do donuts
>>
>>172575119
If someone doesn't have the power for AA, they don't have the power for scaling.
>>
>>172575489
It's 1.75x, but I use 2.00x now knowing my PC can handle it at 70~ FPS. Self radio causes it to dip into the high 50s range every few minutes.
>>172575603
That's true :^)
>>
>>172575414
Just do it before starting the sourcing, it's not like dying to four waves of npcs is anything more than an annoyance.
>>
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>>172575119
>tfw need to use normal textures and no aa on toaster

i want a job again
>>
>>172578571
what could he have possibly meant by this
>>
>>172517967
Remember Just Cause 2/3?

Awfully fun to travel in, right?
>>
>>172524593
>we

The only people who want that mundane shit are the 12 autistic manchildren ITT.
>>
>>172580413
rockstar should add a grappling hook that is level locked so i can have another toy for trolling the shit out of low level players
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>>172521031
It always explodes after 2 Sticky Bombs for me, Takes 5 Homing Missiles, though
>>
>>172522148
>not the RS6 Avant
>>
>>172580413
>Grappling hooks and infinite parachutes.
Better than getting around in this game. With cars that spin out if you aren't going 30 MPH when you turn and fishtail if you try to weave through traffic too fast.
>>
>>172572353
r00d >:^(
>>
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>Oh boy I can't wait to have a nice comfy fun round of pacstan
>Surely that shouldn't be too hard to manage.
>>
>>172581145
Except JC's driving physics is way worse, especially on the road. Won't disagree that the grappling hook and parachutes made travelling in these games much more tolerable though.
>>
Did Rockstar increase the waiting time for car exporting? I just did a headhunter and sourcing like I always do but I have 4 minutes left on the cooldown for some reason.
>>
>>172575119

What settings are these? I've got the rig to pull it off but everything looks like aliased crap anyway.
>>
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>>172575119
So can you afford to take off AA and run scaling without sacrificing quality? I have it at 1.25x with AA but if I can run higher scaling with no AA and have it still look good I'll do that.
>>
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>>172586706
>cowboy boots with long socks

He was right
>>
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Fun game
>>
>>172587883
Not R*s fault you have a shitty connection.
>>
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>>172587758
>Fishnets
>Long socks
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>>172587758
Hey, it's based on an in-game fashion ad
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>>172584883
>>172585389
all very high, reflections ultra, reflections MSAA x8, frame scaling 1.75x, with sweetfx.
I use 2x scaling now

Use sweetfx/reshade in online, the chances of you being banned are little to none, the game is literally a brown mess with smearing everywhere.
4690k @ 4.7ghz and a GTX 1080
>>
>>172589120
You watercool that thing? What are the idle/load temps like?
>>
>>172589485
Not watercooled, prime95 temps are 80c~, ingame its more like 60-75c.

planning on r7 1700 or a i7 7800k when it comes out, my 4690k @ 4.7ghz is bottlenecking my 1080 by about 15%, then this build (minus the 1080) is going to my sister in a smaller form factor.
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>>172589738
>60-75c cpu temps
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>>172589889
>implying thats even hot when people are running stock intel coolers at 80c
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What's this shit iim hearing about the infernus being fucking broken ?
>>
>>172590654
when turning left it ends up oversteering, when turning right it does not go that far
it's an interesting issue, i hope they balance it out so it oversteers in either direction
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who /bandit/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHZJej98_T0
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Dukes when?
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>>172592142
>>
>>172591434
I wouldn't mind it having oversteer somewhat in either direction. It's a damn Diablo; it should do that.
>>
>>172592365
yeah, frankly too many cars are painfully stable unless you intentionally flick the tail out and having something new to drive is always fun
>>
>>172592329
neat outfit, what is it?
>>
>>172593047
It's the EOD outfit from that juggernaut game mode, but I replaced the helmet with the bear mask
>>
Is it possible to hotkey First person mode rather than having to cycle through with v?
>>
>>172591604
You do look like an asshole but not in a cool Burt Reynolds kind of way.
>>
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When?
>>
>>172595408
>mom car

Soon and probably in Bennys.
>>
>>172595561
>You will never make Kaz a mommy
Feels bad, man
>>
>>172593473
No way to get it legit then?
>>
>>172595561
>mom car
We doing this again?
>>
>>172595674
:^)
>>
>>172595790
(^:
>>
>>172595653
I don't know if it still works, but there used to be a way to exploit it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH5ZrRu8MAk&t=13s
>>
>>172577848
>tfw when my old job asked me to return the i7 i got from them after i got fired and i did because i never want to hear from them again.
>>
>>172596009
>tfw no friends to idle out with.
>>
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god damn the fmj is grippy

damage was from a chase and i can't aim for shit, got it back with no more than that
>>
>>172588093
I'll have you know it was because of the mod menu I had
>>
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