/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

BANNERLORD NEVER EVER

Which floris version is the newest? And if i dont want this awful "enhanced" graphics can i just replace the textures with the natives one?

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No shitposting allowed below this post

It's time to acknowledge the fact that Boringblanda is miles better than reskinned native: 2hu and no shields edition

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Tell me /mbg/
Have you ever stolen a flag from leddit?

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>>172439875

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rhodocks are white and based

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I'm posting this whenever I can to remind you of all the anons that died without meeting the Bannerlord. and to honour this anon's dying wish.

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>>172439875
Are you trying to get people to shitpost?

>>172440065
those names are autismal as fuck

Are Khergits based on Mongols or Seljuk?

>>172440256
It really was autistic as fuck. We'd have training sessions once or twice a week to prepare for the battles.

>>172440283
Mongols

horse archery and steppes, anon.

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>>172440097

>>172440283
it'll be seljuk if they have an infantry line, but they don't

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Why don't you post more about Bannerlord ?

>>172440283
They are generic Turkic/Mongol steppe people.

>>172439872
>floris
all versions of floris are shit

>>172440762
We'll post more when they release the game

where did all these newfags playing mods for the first time come from

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post your characters /mbg/

have a cute moth in advance

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>>172440840
Ok

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>>172401367

1.6381
http://www5.zippyshare.com/v/ngJpE3IE/file.html

I'm usually lurking

>>172440890

from your moms womb

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>>172440762
Shall we talk about latest """""blog update"""""?

>>172441323
Well lets talk about it :
Its shit and lazy

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>>172439189

>tfw might actually die due to a freak accident before getting to charge down battanian peasants as a proud calradian cataphract

hold me lads

Do you really think Bannerlord is gonna happen?
I have a bad feeling..

>>172441424
See? You can't start a discussion when everyone unanimously agrees on something.

>>172441504

Do you really think you're going to survive until Bannerlord is going to happen? It's a dangerous world.

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BANNERLORD
WHEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>172441424
if it contained more info, our small minds wouldn't be able to comprehend them.

>>172441465
tell me more so I can post about you accurately.

How do I remove a mod's shitty custom made animations and replace them with native's

>>172441708

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>172441708
never ever.

>>172441703

yes since i live in a first world country

>>172440097
>King Harlaus, I'm Rhodoks

>>172441970
>implying there are no terrorist attacks on first world countries.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Rome

>>172441424
>>172441323
Also there is some kind of visual fuckup in the background

>>172442091

>implying i live in a big shithole city

>>172439189
Is there any place where I can download Dickplomacy? I can't find it on google

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>>172441970

>accidents never happen in a first world country

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>>172441867

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>>172442375

>>172442198
i hope you find the Bannerlord enjoyable.
implying it's not gonna be out when you're 90 years old and have Parkinson's. i hope you won't have it, but i must continue the argument

Who /khuzait/ here?

>excellent horsemen
>proud warriors
>gentle lovers
>best music
>unbeatable tactics
>best terrain

You don't want to be a battanian bow homo or a sturgian sea-retard do you?

ginge if you're reading this you;re full of shit.

My favorite faction is going to be the one with greatswords tbqh

>>172442215
R E A D T H E P A S T E B I N

>>172442802
>fucking horses
no thanks

>>172442861

*unsheaths bow*

*rides behind you*

psh, nothin personnel kid...

>>172442802
>mongols irl have lots of cool lamellar armour
>taleworlds gives khuzaits shitty cartoon armour that looks like slightly updated khergit armour models from warband

>>172442996
why bother helping little shits that want to be spoonfed?

>>172440831
>2017
>having wrong opinions

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>>172443026
*twists spine by chambering swings in order to dodge arrows*

*hides behind a tree*

heh, nice try amigo...

*taunts u*

how about you get outta that, uhh, stirrup and we'll see who is the boss of this battlefield

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>>172443379

>>172443205
i like dickplomacy and want everybody to experience it. what's wrong with spoonfeeding?

>>172443379
*instead of doing what you thought i'd do i instead ride off in the distance to ur castle*
*fuks all the horses in your stable*
heh, take that
*tips fedora*
Now please fuck off, anon :v)

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>>172443136
Hopefully their top tier troops look better than what we've seen. Otherwise I'm gonna have to go with Empire for the aesthetics, even if they're one of the pleb factions (yes, I know they're technically 3 factions but everything so far points to them all being basically the same in terms of troop trees and gameplay).

>>172441840
nvm i found the fix ;)

>>172443741

>>172440762 could be Khuzait cavalry. Looks pretty good to me.

>>172443740
psh, u have no warrior spirit, scum

*sheathes greatsword*

but little did you know... the reason I arrived dismounted, was that my charger has aids...

sry for your loss

>>172444090
If it is, I'll be very happy. It could very likely be Empire though.

recommend me some decent mod with monsters/unusual enemies please

recommend me the best native+ mod please

>>172444360
Native with improvements?
Diplomacy/dickplomacy
Native with a bunch of shit added? Try Floris, Tocan's, Native Expansion or whatever.

>>172444154

Looking at it bit more carefully, I think there's cavalry from two factions, if not three. The heavily armored one in the front with the bow could be Khuzait, but I wouldn't be too surprised if it was Aserai instead. The one on the far right is definitely Aserai, with the turban and all. The one he's chasing could be Vlandian based on how heavily armored he seems to be, but it's a bit too blurry to say for sure.

>>172444495
but every autismo anon here says floris is bad. i'll take a look at the others. thanks anon

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>>172444673
Floris gets memed around a lot. The real issue that some people recommend it as being native improved, which it isn't. In the end every Warband module is flawed in its own way and it's up you to find what you enjoy, you'll find plenty of memers who will shit on any mod and they're not necessarily wrong. I'm personally not a fan of Floris and some if its ugly choices.

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>tfw you start getting into warband right as the sequel is about to steal the fanbase away

It's killing floor all over again

>>172445091
killing floor was such a fun fucking game. never played the 2nd. heard it was garbage.

>>172445071
nord looks fine apart from that ugly ass helmet

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Which Vanilla mod allows you to spectate or even switch to your troops if you fall on combat?

>>172445517
I REQUEST THIS ANSWER AS WELL

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>>172445517
>directly controlling anyone but yourself in m&b

>>172445517
like every single mod ever made has death cam when you die
1257 is one of the few mods with good body swapping on death, it's also in SoF but it's really buggy in that one

>>172445642
>wanting to stare at npcs fighting each other for 20+m
autism

>>172445381
The game is fine but the developer followed the trend of becoming a stickler about in-game harassment so if you call anyone a fag you get banned from the server

>>172445091
Hopefully Bannerlord won't be controversial in the same way KF2 is.

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>>172445712
Keyword is VANILLA. I don't need any major changes to the native, I just need those mechanics.

>>172445910
just play diplomacy it doesn't have any game changing stuff it just makes diplomacy/kingdom management better

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>>172445749
>dying
>being unwilling to accept consequences for your failures
>being unable to appreciate the grounded way in which you play your character instead of some mystical force able to directly control other people

>>172440564
god bless thee anon
hope you do one for Parabellum if it doesn't die on modders drama

>Warband regiments keep disbanding
>only ever get pulled into francophone ones with peeps 6-7 hours away

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>>172446138
>hope you do one for Parabellum if it doesn't die on modders drama

That's where the screenshot is from, so yeah

>>172446271
>napoopanic warfare

you seriously need autism to enjoy that shit

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>>172446330
damn nice
>>172446271
regs are for faggots

>>172446041
Does it come with spectator mode?

>>172446330
>putting The Last Days in the same category with ACuck and fucking Floris

who made this garbage

>>172446585
yeah
every mod does you rarely ever see a mod without death cam

>>172446330
dude, this meme is used the other way around.

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>>172446802

Really?
Shit, fixed it

>>172446802
no. by approaching the boundaries of degeneracy, one can gain enlightenment and attain a supreme mind

>>172447347

>pop
>better than last days

puking_anime_girl.jpg

>>172439875
tfw no dragon bf

It seems people fail to understand that approaching the boundaries of degeneracy, as an anon put aptly, allows one to break free of the mortal coils that binds them to this material plane. If you willingly embrace the degenerate mod, you would feel that waiting for Bannerlord is not suffering at all.

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>>172447684
TLD loses a lot of points with its retarded mechanics like resources and siege limits

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>>172448007

Holy shit those animations on the spiders are actually good

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>>172444154
It'll be Khuzait. There's not much culture that wear war masks like those, other than slavs or turkic people, and since the slavs didn't make it into the game, i'm 99% sure this one will be a turkic/khuzait

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>>172445517
Cataphracts are at times depicted as wearing masks

>>172446078
>he chooses realism over fun 100% of the time
>he's unironically autistic
Anon, stop.

Anyone else sick of that fucking bannerlord steamgroup? not the /vg/ one the other larger fanmade one. Never anything fucking usefull in their always shilling their shit channels or useless articles that provide no new insight. I know the lack of information makes it hard to put anything of note up there but still.

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>>172448683
>realism and fun are opposed to each other
>making the game less punishing makes it more fun

>>172448839
>he enjoys watching digital characters kill people while he watches
I didn't think you could be a cuck in a video game anon.

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>>172449045
>digital characters kill people

this future is a lot darker than i thought it would be

>>172449045
stop dying

>>172448660
They don't wear conical helmets though, also that slav mask's style is pretty distinctive

>>172449045
just tab out after you die and shitpost on /mbg/

having a jumping transcendental entity take over your men one after another and making them into supersoldiers makes the game effortless

What is it with modders and their love for shitty animations and sound effects?

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The sole canopy on the open plains
Are, high above, the clouds. The elements
Reign free—no trees to shelter when it rains,
There is no blade of grass the wind not bends.
The only warmth in stormy nights to seek
Is that of pure steppe waifu, kind and meek.

Her house—a yurt, no sooner packed than pitched—
Is but the nomad's rest, and not her home.
Her life of freedom left my heart bewitched,
For 'tis on horseback, in the wind to roam,
That she calls home, and is where she belongs.
She is not mine—the greatest of all wrongs!

For all the steel that I have worn and swung,
And all the stone I scaled and made my own,
For all the songs that of my deeds are sung,
Never like her I have on horseback flown
Across the steppe, free like no man or lord.
'tis her, not Ragnar, who deserves my sword.

>>172449980
Well, some of them made it themselves and they're proud of that

>>172447347
kek. in case you weren't trolling, and i assumed that because of the effort you made. you put the good stuff at the peanut brain, and the shitty stuff at the most "enlightened" brain

Do female characters have smaller hitboxes?

>>172450630
no

https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,279776.msg8708759.html#msg8708759

Phantasy update is coming out soon!

>>172449827
Well, I hope you're right

>>172449894
the way you phrased that makes it seem super cool

>>172451052
Cool :)

>1257 modded
>"cannot be used on horseback"
thanks anon for making the game a little less fun

>>172451954
cannot what be used on horseback

>>172450148
retard. Gangs of Glasgow and Paradigm Worlds are unironically good.

>>172452212
>Gangs of Glasgow
Explain this meme

>>172450148
Did you just insult the greatest mod ever made you fucking poofter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6FfFfL7zGo

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>Received couched lance damage!

>>172452059
can you read? that's it right there. a lot of the weapons are unable to be used on horseback. holy shit the reading comprehension.

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>notice i still got l'aigle installed
>boot it up on a whim
>get erect from all the production value
>all the attention to detail
>excellent music
>great art
>great everything
>then get sad because there's nothing to do

>>172452743
pokemon became so shit

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>>172452743
>delivered couched lance damage

>>172453571

>Getting a glorious blue and red remake on the switch

>>172453815
>implying any smart human bean would waste money on that shit
anon, please don't make jokes that funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc

>>172444624
>Vlandian based on how heavily armored he seems to be, but it's a bit too blurry to say for sure.
Looks more similar to the one on the left of the central one, with a purple shield on his back, and looks like he is wearing a turban too.

>>172445381
>nord looks fine apart from that ugly ass helmet
the point of the image isn't to say that the aesthetics are bad it's that they're incredibly anachronistic with each other

>>172454040

>Implying it won't also be for the Wii U like Zelda
>Cemu

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>Blood and Steel 2 still not released
>Tohlobaria still not finished
>Brave new world turned out to be fucking shit
>Parabellum got taken down over modder autism before I could download it
Are there any decent late-medieval and/or early-modern mods, /mbg/?

>>172452293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6FfFfL7zGo

>>172452293
>>172454657
my bad, there's actually 2 versions of GoG. the regular Gangs of Glasgow is your standard Mount and Blade mod with freeplay sandbox. The Old Firm is more story based, like Viking Conquest and is centered on football hooligans.

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>>172400728
>a M&B modding team
>going on to create their own MP-only rip-off game

>there are two stand alone Civil War M&B knockoffs

Fucking why?

>>172454267
helmet still looks like ass.

> buys 4 heads of cattle
> goes back to village with quest
> quest no complete
fucking why game?

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>kill night bandits in 1257 modded quest
>they dont trigger an attack at all
>fail quest
Nice

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESSOR

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Looks like the shoulders of his clothes are made of gold, as well as the border of the sleeves

>>172456705
Admin pls.

>>172456823
>admin tp pls

is the ad 1257 mod with shitty "graphical enhancements" or is it cancer free?

>>172456705
I absolutely love plank spam to block vital routes of attack for the enemy. Fuck sandbags, planks spam is almost impossible to destroy since theres so fucking many of them.

>>172454657
This seems like a paradigm worlds-tier meme mod simply to screw around, have some laugh and then uninstall.

>>172457512
It's free of cancer (almost), but severely suffers from autism.

>>172458693
why is it autistic

>>172455897
Oh? Who is making that one?

Also does anyone remember the name of the game the new L'angle game?

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>>172438210
WE ARE THE JATU!

No, wait. Wrong Module.

In other news: I am almost done!
Just the six pictures from faction armies and the UI will be finished.

>>172459185
Keep up the good work

>>172458820
looked into it out of curiosity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbprpZls3z4
>Fight on multiple fronts in Holdfast: Nations At War - A competitive multiplayer first and third person shooter set during the Napoleonic Era

>competitive multiplayer
>set during the Napoleonic Era
what did they mean by this

>>172458727
Just play and see for yourself. I'm not saying that it's bad, you just really need to be autistic to enjoy it.

>>172459832
>you just really need to be autistic to enjoy it
no you don't, this meme is retarded

>>172459923
>Just play and see for yourself

I've updated Undead Calradia and released the source files for it if anybody's interested. Threw in new Four Horseman of the Apocalypse companions (with special abilities) and fixed error text being spewed if not using WSE. I can't say that I won't just go dead again but I at least intend one more small update ensuring you can get said companions back if you lose them after a battle (I think they might gone kinda permanently as it stands so try not to lose) and offering a hard mode where you only raise dead enemies for your army if you personally or companions killed them.

>>172459832
>you must suffer from autism to play mount and blade on steroids
Who is this stupid?

>>172460359
Link ?

>>172460359
shit mod, no one cares

>>172459771
It means it is going to be dead after 6 months, at most, like every other MP-only game.

Of Kings and Men
For Honor
Chivalry
War of Roses
Others I'm probably forgetting

>>172460906
I care, it's my favorite mod of all time.

>>172461116
shit tastes, no one cares

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>>172460906
>>172461193

>>172460786
http://www.moddb.com/mods/undead-calradia

>>172461834
Oh ok.

What folder do I place fixes for anon's mods?

>>172460906
DO NOT BULLY THE ANONDEVS

>>172462426
make less shit content

>>172462426
As the anondev in question, I don't know if this post will have the opposite effect, but in all seriousness please don't be a cunt to all the people who have a go making stuff. I don't mean me; I don't mind being shit talked and yeah, a lot of my content actually is shit and unfinished. But it'd suck if other people give up because instead of constructive criticism they just get "fuck you, your mod's shit." There's already a trillion shitty amateur mods so no, it's not helping in a meaningful way to prevent one more.

So how are the Saranids and Vaegirs?
I realized I never made a playthrough with them.

>>172463654
Sarranids are actually decent with javelin infantry and second best cavalry

Vaegirs only have their archers

>>172463654
Sarranids are pretty much desert Swadians that have a way better starting position. Vaegirs are quantity over quality. Their archers are good at range, but get up close and they're made of paper.

>>172463149
so deviantart should still be a thing? i'm sure they put in a lot of hard work, and guess what? it's shit

>>172464047
>>172464079
Well fuck I guess I'll give Sarranids a try, I need at least two good type of soldiers.

Thanks peeps.

>>172464164
Well its existence isn't hurting me because I never go there, so sure, I don't see why not.

>>172464362
>i'm okay with shit content being produced on the same planet i live on
>he makes shit content for FREE
shit opinion

>>172464531
>i, an autist, decide what content is worthy of existence

>>172464164
What's wrong with deviantart, it has a lot of great stuff

>>172463654

Vaegirs have good archers but mediocre everything else, but they're not pigeonholed into either cavalry or infantry. Lack of shields is a big minus.

Really though, they're not as bad as people make them out to be.

>>172458820
Battle Cry is being made by the Napoleonic Wars team. What are the odds that any of these game come out?

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>>172464810
>they're not pigeonholed into either cavalry or infantry

That's right, because their infantry can also spawn with horses

lmao

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>>172464810

Vaegirs are also aesthetic as fuck.

>>172445071
Floris has a hounskull bascinet???
Guess I know what I'm playing with now

>>172464164
Deviantart is shit because of the endless circlejerking, they don't accept criticism and while 4chan is the complete opposite of that (a crab bucket), if you're not giving any constructive criticism then you're no better than them really

>>172464184
Don't even bother using your skirmishers for anything other than chucking jarids though. If possible, order them to retreat right after they spent all their ammo so your better armored troops can replace them in the ensuing melee

>>172464708
>wahh don't call the content i spent forever on shit
instead of crying how about you get better at making your "content"

>>172465232
Excluding today I've actually had the opposite experience in /mbg/. Lots of people have been super encouraging and I think this is the first time somebody has actually said your mod is shit.

>>172465885
I didn't make anything you sperg

>>172465090
what mod is this?

>>172465232
that is my criticism, your mod is hot garbage

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>>172466017

Am I being trolled? You're legally obligated to tell me if you are.

It's native.

>>172466017
looks like native but could just as well be diplomacy or dickplomacy

>>172465951
Oh well, probably just a shitposter then. Pay no heed anon

>>172466017
Those all seem to be Native assets and it's a player character in Vaegir gear, not some Vaegir troop.

>>172466172
>trolled
how old are you?

>>172466151
You've replied to 2 people that aren't me as if they're me now.

Anyway can we drop this?

>>172466192
>ignore the guy speaking the truth
if you wanted to ignore me you would have already done so. but since you feel the need to insta whiteknight a shitty mod creator, you won't.

>>172466331
>can we drop this?
>still replies
if i were you i'd be spending my free time not dishing out steaming hot trash to the people you want playing your mod

>>172466331
Didn't get to finish my fucking post before submitting. Can we drop this because I didn't intend to derail the thread with my update and it's fine if you think my mod's shit. Let's just not shit up /mbg/.

>>172466441

you sound like the maker of this mod fucked your boyfriend or something

you're way too invested in this desu

>>172466487
I'm sure this is against some rule but calling a /mbg/ mod shit is a meme. The only mod I don't see called shit are the upstab mods.

>>172466775
upstab is shit tho

>>172466951
it's objectively better than upswing

>>172466951
ginge fuck off back to zelda

>>172466775
But anon, upstabs are exploits and should be removed

>>172467032
>objectively
nope

>>172466731
>desu
>whiteknights
>acts like leddit
i can't help you like shit anon. get some better tastes.

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>>172459185
Oopps. Forgot I've still gotta remake the HD Loadscreens. That's gonna take a while.

Meanwhile take this Escape Menu recolor. I'm still working on it BTW:

>>172439189

God that is sexy heavy infantry. I seriously hope they've fixed spears in Bannerlord. My favorite weapon type in RPGs but I just can't bring myself to use them in M&B because of how wonky they are in massive melees.

We need some spear combat footage.

>>172466487
>didn't mean to derail
>responds to every comment
wouldn't expect someone who made one of the worst mods ive seen for literally any game ever created be smart.

>>172467859
Looks amazing anon, looking forward to it all being complete.

>>172467859
you couldn't make something on your own? kinda lazy, not gonna lie

>>172467901
my favorite are flails, sadly there aren't any in m&b.

>>172467859
That menu texture looks awful, the texture looks too blurry and stretched

>>172468237
Now this is circlejerking

>>172468620
wow anon way to be a dick, im sure that anon worked hard on that shit menu

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>>172467859

Awesome stuff anon. Keep it up!

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alright after 5 hours of A New Dawn, I would say that this mod is the child of PoP and Floris. the troop trees are bloated like Floris, but the troop stats themselves are also pumped up like PoP with shit like 120 armor/140 HP on higher end troops. lots of mods are incorporated into a New Dawn, but that doesn't really mean much when 8/10 parties on the overworld are hostile to you and will rape you since you actually can't damage them due to their rdicioulous armor. Even when you power up it still doesn't feel like it since tier 4 Rhodok infantry took like 5 swings for me to knock out with a very good mace. It's a stable and fairly finished mod, but to me it just feels like bloat for the sake of bloat. 5/10 I do love how the mod just shamelessly rips assets from multiple other games and mods. I love killing Rhodoks in DA:O armor with PoP armored knights.

>>172467859
The color work looks good, but that stuff around the edge textbox looks pretty bad.

>>172468861
I somehow wasn't aware that that was part of his work, but yeah, it's not a good look. Sorry colouring anon but maybe first that border; rest of your work is solid.

>>172469190
ditch that border*

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>>172468394
That's kind of the point through, I'm trying to keep close to Native textures and not change too much.

>>172468620
>>172469190
Gonna try and fix the blurriness or work with something else.

>>172469340
First guy you responded to was baiting, ignore if he continues.

>>172469340
>i'm trying to be lazy instead of working hard and making some original content people might enjoy
kay

I'm addicted. I bought this fucking game around 10 days ago and I played 116 hours already. I can't stop. I dream about M&B.
Send help.

>>172469483
how is that bait? because it upset you? fuck off kid. it's a legitimate critique. it is in fact lazy.

>>172469624
You're one of us now. Help is not coming.

>>172469624
>116 hours is a lot in 10 days
nigga

>>172469795
holy shit nigga, how many hours do your days have?

>>172469915
I'm a professional NEET. so about 20.

>>172469624
Wait till you get to the "bannerlord when?" stage, that's where the real suffering begins.

>>172470031
Only 4 hours of sleep? How did you do that?

>>172469624
Same here. Except I've got 54 hours and I got ashamed so now I'm leaving it alone and just memeing on here while doing uni shit

>>172470564
You don't require much sleep when all you do is sit around and play vidya.

>>172467134
it is
2 stabs
2 swings
thrusting polearms always have more thrust damage so having 3 swings is pointless

>>172469795

Some of us work for a living. Unthinkable, I know.

>>172469795
To be fair we have a very different definition of 10 DAYS here.

>>172470564
>>172470649
Actually a sleeping disorder. Trust me, I'd get more sleep if I could. I'm just waiting for the eternal sleep.

Still, fun as fuck playing different games for nearly 20 hours a day

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>>172470937

>>172470880
>being a wagecuck
disgusting

>>172471262
better than being a neet

>>172470880
>>172471262
>not being part-time, all the time
Best of both worlds.

>>172471262
>Not being a salary master race who shitposts on /mbg/ at work

Just sad desu.

>>172471362
>everything gets paid for me
>literally do nothing but play games
>somehow that's better than working a job
makes no sense but more power to you for being a wageslave

>>172470721
Why would you ever swing a spear anyway

>>172471421
>desu
enjoy your autism i guess

What's the ideal job according to /mbg/?

>>172471868
crusader purging filth

>>172471657
for teh shield numb (tm)
doesn't matter for SP 2bh

>>172471868

Cushy 9-to-5 in some shitty office so you can shitpost /mbg/ while pretending to work.

>>172471657
I'm sure there is some niche for it in some military treatise from the past but for the most part if your opponent is to the side of your spear head and standing in front of you, you fucked up

>>172471991
This.

>>172471991
>office job
ew

>>172471998
you can just retract the spearhead backwards though if you got enough space, it's pretty quick and easy

how do i activate dickplomacy
cant find the option in the camp menu.
the new faces and other stuff already works, pls help

>>172471967
>for teh shield numb (tm)
loving these normie inhouse memes

>>172471589
looking forward to the day they take your socialist gibmedats away from you and you have to suck cock to fund your hobby ;^)

>>172471657
depends on the spearhead

>>172472437
sounds hot

>>172472437
government doesn't pay for me. but nice to know my lifestyle somehow upsets you.

>>172472741
so your parents pay for you? kek
why are you so defensive about this, anon? it's not like they're gonna die soon anyway

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>>172468774
>255 damage crossbow with 800 skill
welcome to hell

>>172471868
>industrial chemist
is this /mbg/ approved? or do I have to be a neet to fit in here

>>172471417
Agreed. Bonus points if it's charity-related: money and karma at the same time.

>>172473027
You don't need to be anything to fit in here except a shitposter who at least kinda likes M&B.

>>172472853
>still making up things to make himself feel better
no, I have a stupid rich friend who let's me live at his place for near nothing.

>it's defensive to explain to an autistic anon shitposting about my living style
ok

>>172472232
anyone?

>>172473694
Whats the problem? Just copy paste the file from lewd folder into your mod folder then turn it on ingame.

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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

>>172474054
ive copied it from the content options into the diplomacy folder that i copied into the modules folder, but dont see anything ingame to turn it on

Can you disable the updated underwear on the women in dickplomacy, I'm tired of wanting to beat my meat every time I change my armor

>>172474487
There's literally nothing wrong with beating your meat, anon.

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>>172474171

Fucking finally. I've been waiting for you all day.

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>>172474487
>I'm tired of wanting to beat my meat every time I change my armor
Never tried dickplomacy, how does the updated underwear looks like? Is it that lewd?

>>172474487
can you tell me what you did exactly?
maybe you can tell me what i did wrong>>172474479

>>172474772
But it's sore

>>172474857
And it's pretty lewd

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>>172474857

Make love to me anon. :3

>>172475050
It's in the base dickplomacy, even without adult content enabled

>>172474831
What would you do if Cao Cao didn't appear?

>>172475227
okay so the new underwear seems to work, still cant find out how to activate the lewd stuff

>>172475098
Have you been beating your meat all day while playing mount and blade, anon?

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>>172475547

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>>172475547

Don't even joke about it. He's my world.

>>172475547
I'd post it myself in your honor.

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>>172472907

>>172475641
Maybe

>>172475992
How do you even put gas in an arrow.

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>>172476123
That gas also explodes on hit.

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>>172467859
Maybe this?

>>172476525
shit

>>172475623
do i need the wse thing for something?

>>172476525

I like it.

>>172476123
You have to put it in the arrowhead

>>172452212
>>172452407
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/expanding-brain?full=1 :(

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>>172476525
way better

>>172475992
What the fuck?

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>>172476843
>>172477154
It's a copy-paste and resize of the main menu and It changes the escape menu somewhat from Native, so I'm not so sure about it.

>>172476525
That is so much better.

>>172476813
Nah, it's just for one type of horse.

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>>172469340
1257ad texture bro here.
Pls post that illuminated textures, anon.

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>>172477604
Here you go, senpai.

I've go several of them to use as assets for my textures.
Seached for them in Google as Illuminated Manuscript or Illuminated Text.

WHy are all the VC helmets and armours so boring? Brytenwalda has much nicer looking gear

>>172477503
alright in that case i have no idea how to do it

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>>172477932
Aye, thanks

>>172478215
фapтy мacти мycopaм пo пacти

>>172478215
That horse looks like it has autism

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>>172478659

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>>172478659
Not really, it looks like a cartoon horse.

>>172478773
facebook memes, nice

>>172477071
>know your meme
The only thing you need to know is suicide.

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>>172478968
>Implying they aren't the best kind

>>172456821
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloth_of_gold

memes srs buisness

I'm not implying this place is retarded
but come on

>>172479543
I'm not a kid, so no, they aren't. Memes in general are pretty shit these days

what are some /mbg/ made mods?

Which gender do you play more?

will there be dickplomacy for bannerlord? (including the lewd of course)

>>172480654
Floris evolved
>>172480689
skeleton
>>172480834
ginge said no

>>172481475
show source of ginge saying that

>>172480654
Sayazn (we count that right? Jacuck used to post here), Dickplomacy, Way of the Sword, all of Tweakbro's modified mod versions, upstab, Persistent Troop Identities and Undead Calradia. Did I miss some?

>>172481605
are any of those mods are still being updated?

>>172481685
i still update my submods, planning on updating VC but i could do with some help from that texturefriend

>>172481605

You missed tons

>Falconian
>Os
>Etc

>>172481685
>>172460359

>enlist in ragnar's army
>5 fucking times in a row he's alone facing against literally the entirety of the vaegir's army
Ya know, this game sucks fucking dick sometimes.

>>172482312
>Freelancer

You brought this upon yourself.

>>172482385
>not wanting to play as a footsoldier

It's fun, when the game's terrible AI doesn't bend you over and fuck you raw.

>>172482312
why do you join the battle if you don't want to?

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>>172482463
>it's fun, except when it isn't, and it isn't most of the time

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>>172482671
don't have a choice.

>>172482679
>distorted reaction images

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>>172482312
>join nords
>Ragnar just sits in his fucking city most of the time
>appoint shitty marshals
>lose clay
>get tired of losing clay
>take a swadian fort on my own, lose 70% of my army because not playing on ez modo
>only have a single shitty fief that is perma raided
>ask for fort
>ask for lords to support me, they do
>>Ragnar takes it for himself
I don't hate any leader as much as fucking Ragnar

>>172482671
he's talking about freelancer mod, not a vassal. jeez anon, don't be such a retard

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>>172482836

>>172482969
If I were home I'd post that relevant comic.

>>172482969
See, in most of my playthroughs he doesn't sit around in sargoth. The marshall and his vassals, however, will move to an open field miles from any objective, take off their clothes, and jerk each other off fighting looters while the enemy takes our cities.

God damn this game fucking sucks and is amazing at the same time.

>>172483253
That's the magic of Turk coding.

>>172483164
>phoneposter
disgusting

>>172483389
Try and stop me.

>>172483253
Generally Hakim makes for the best liege. Rarely if ever loses land, is generous with giving away fiefs and generally keeps the realm stable.
Funnily enough I had worse experiences with Arwa The Parled One after putting her in charge.
Hakim was fucking right, women shouldn't rule.

Anyway
Hakim>Graveth>Harlaus=Yaroglek>Sanjar "Expanding is for noobs" Khan>Ragnar

>>172479117
b-but i want play bannerlord :(