/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

>>172357263
shit game shit series

Why does walmart carry the switch version despite no switches in sight? Not only that, the 3DS and Wii U's are gone. I'll never play BotW at this rate.

What was up with the Hero's Cache quest?
I didn't get the clue they gave me but a gold rupee is nice

>tfw playing 4sa alone
>tfw playing 4s on the 3ds alone
I'm okay.

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fishwife best wife

>>172357432
Stop.

>>172357356
I meant “race” in the biological/conventional sense, not the fantasy term (where it basically means “species”).
Hylians, Humans, and Gerudos are probably all different races of the same species—Zora maybe, Gorons are definitely their own species.

>>172357561
What is this, a waifu for ants?

>>172357438
>STILL butthurt about a series that keeps revitalizing itself while your favorite game series is forgotten garbage in 5 years

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>>172357438
M-Meanie...

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>>172357561

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Gerudo loli needs booster seat. She'll be a giantess when she's grown assuming her mother used the full throne

I may be a bit late, but I just finished the Gerudo beast and I really disliked it, the boss as well. I'm not the only one, right?
I'm only missing the Goron one now, but to be honest they've all been kinda disappointing. Rest of the game is still great, but I still miss the dungeons from other Zelda games.

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>>172357769
Someone needs to do adult Riju art.

>>172357598
There are no zora or rito hybrid babies tho...actually I wonder what'd happen if the bird and fish did hook up

Reminder that gerudo are for fug, fish are for marriage, and birbs are for killing

>>172357797
You probably aren't but I can't see what there is to hate about a h-hayai boss or the dungeon itself. Its gimmick stood out from the other 3.

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>lightning randomly strikes a dog
>it barks at link

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What's highest point you've reached in this game? Top of Hyrule Castle for me. Also found a korok up there, there is no escape.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEXDYSlNno0

>>172358037
yes, killing and then eating.

>>172358324
Yahaha!

>>172357432
Forget Fi,
I WANT TO FUCK CI
a

>>172357970
Just a bunch of standing around, waiting for stuff to happen. Thank god I had the bird powerup so I could jump around, because I had no patience to turn the wheels and watch what goes where.
The boss was just waiting for him to charge between throwing lightning and losing his electric shield/sword as well, and then using the magnetic rune on the spike thing was just awkward. Also the camera wasn't great there.

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So are Urbosa and Riju related and even if they're not was Urbosa also royalty

>>172358643
Riju is best girl

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>>172358305
Wow, what a bitch.

>>172358324
Top of the highest peak in hebra
Or death mountain, whichever is higher

>>172358324
This nigga is fruity as fuck

>>172358215
Bestiality implies there is an animal involved. Gay sex and ayy lmaos don't pass this criterion either. Zora are fish in the way humans are apes.

Also Finley's parents were only worried about her partner being too young. I take that as a sign that reproduction likely isn't an issue between the two species otherwise they would be complaining about no grandkids. I think in WW the postman was said to be a half Rito but that may be fan stuff that ruined my memory. WW Rito in general are a pretty good indication that they are closer to warm blooded species than we would think too.

>>172359057
That's why its more funny to watch when he fails.

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Why does beast Ganon have to go full derp since TP? Where's the flying, trident twirling, keese summoning, spell flinging, invisibility using beast Ganon in my 3D games?

>>172359107
Can anyone here help me with this?

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I WANT TO FUCK FI

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Is that only in Zelda, or is the audio on Switch portable mode + earphones REALLY low? I can barely hear things, even in battle.

>>172360110
Nintendo always makes audio super low

>>172360110
sounds fine to me, i rarely have to go above half volume

the only issue for me i've noticed is i can't hear zelda talking during the blood moon cutscene, only the wooshing of the monsters spawning

which i think isn't normal

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>>172359119
>blocked for 10 minutes and post deleted
Was the image so bad? It was a bit lewd, sure, but also had barbie anatomy and didn't show any naughty bits.

>Bestiality implies there is an animal involved. Gay sex and ayy lmaos don't pass this criterion either. Zora are fish in the way humans are apes.
There aren't any other animals around in real life that are not a sub-species of humans, but still sapient and human-like, so in real life “bestiality” always means “humans having sex with a non-human species” regardless of the specifics. Ayy lmao waifus when

We don't know what Zoras are like outside of their appearance. They could be fishy people, or peopley fish. In the latter case, it would be bestiality as in “inter-species sex”, though not in the “sapient creature and dumb bestial creature” sense.

I'd agree with you that the lack of any comments about Mipha, that Zora wife, or her daughter not being able to have children with a Hylian indicates that they're indeed biologically compatible, so Zora would really be another race in the Hylian–Shiekah–Human–Gerudo–Zora species.

BotW-Rito status unknown.

I suppose Great Fairies are magical beings rather than biological ones so they exist according to their own rules.

>>172360110
Your headphones most likely aren't easy enough to drive

Meaning they're too big or too good

Try with smaller ones

I wish Twilight Princess had BotW engine, it's hard playing it now.

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>>172360398
No, it sucked back when it was new, too.
I suppose I should be grateful to TP, it saved me from playing Skyward Sword since it left me so disgusted with Zelda that I skipped SS, and the DS games.

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>>172360239
It may be because you're using surround instead of stereo, check it

As for the audio output, I have to put it on max, and even there it's low and no, I'm definitely not deaf

Damn, sure Nintendo wants to preserve children's hearing, but I really might have a problem on my unit.

For reference, the speakers are pretty loud actually. Speakers at ~40% roughly equals to what I'm hearing with IEMs from the jack at 100%

Something is definitely wrong here.

>>172360110
I already did try 5 other pairs, it's the same, really. Plus their impedance is 16 ohms, can't really go that much lower than that. It's IEMs for fucks sake, not bigass 250ohms earphones. I never go higher than 30% with those on my phone or I'd end up deaf.

>>172360682
Nice shit taste

>>172360753
What are you using for IEM?

Maybe they're just too high impedance

I don't get all the TP hate desu. It's my second favorite

>>172360682
Did you play the wii version or something?

>>172361123
It has too many That Parts. Not as bad as SS though.

So what do I do at the warblers nest to unlock the shrine?
Also, why is one of the hand rocks giving me the finger?

>>172361164

not that guy but I played the Wii Version and it's my second favorite Zelda (now, it was my favorite)

>>172361123
It wasn't 2D and wasn't on the 64

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>>172361285

Hands = birds
Note note colours

do you grok it

>>172361429
How do people see out of that thing?

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>>172361490

Magic

>>172361164
No, I played the GameCube version.
All the way to the end, too. Everything past the master-sword was pretty lame, the items mostly sucked, and the worled lacked colour (both literally and figuratively, I can count the memorable NPCs on one hand).

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>>172361490
Six eyes

>>172361429
>You will never mating press Riju
Feels bad

Is there a world tour for these talus and hinox dudes?

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>>172361105
My main are good old Soundmagic E10 (16Ω) and Carbo Tenore (16Ω). Also tried with cheaper IEMs, and it's the same. I feel like it's the Switch itself. For reference, those same IEMs works well with the Wii U tablet jack output.

Well, we're off topic anyway. But I thought it may have been on Zelda only, can't try any other game since it's my only one.

Post beautiful sunrises or sunsets

>>172361123
Me neither, I really love it

Then again, I seem to love all 3D Zelda games

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>>172361665

this is your only chance in a couple of years she'll be so big and strong that mating press will be hard to do spontaneously if at all

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Stuff you wanted in BotW.
>Fishing rod
>Normal dungeons
>More variety in bosses (I saw the thumbnail of the hidden bosses on /v/ before I got the game and was disappointed when they were the same three bosses)
>More fruit (No oranges or peaches?)
>No underground complexes that connect all over Hyrule, especially this one. The game more or less calls for it

>>172361615
i wish the hidden skills mechanic had been somewhat worked into later games tho

So I can't do all 120 shrines without doing some of the divine beast? I know the seal racing one is locked behind it.
Does doing the beast change the world or do anything? I've been holding off on them and was going to finish all shrines first, but looks like I have to do them I guess

>>172361927
Not this anon, but I didn't know this.

How many shrines are locked behind divine beasts? and which ones beyond the one this anon stated, because I was hoping to do the same

>>172361897
>No underground complexes that connect all over Hyrule, especially this one. The game more or less calls for it
>especially this one
huh?

>>172361927
You need to at least get into the beast for 2 shrines in Gerudo

You need to complete the elephant for 1 shrine

You can skip the other ones

>>172361123
just finished TP for the first time today (prepping for BotW desu). good god, did i cry once midna broke the mirror and said "see you later."

it's still too fresh....

>>172361897
When I found out the Fierce Deity sword was in this game I wanted it to be on par with if not better than the master sword.

I mean, it's a weapon belonging to a fucking god, and they made the twilight bow unique as fuck. Hugely missed opportunity

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>>172361226
The only That Part for me is the long ass tutorial

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>>172362182
>this will never happen
It hurts

>>172362092
That point. Going underground was one of my hopes for this game. Like going underground to find a dungeon, or possibly a shrine or two.

>>172361927
Goron beast removes the weather condition where death mountain erupts and flaming rocks fall on you a la ocarina of time. Rito I don't think actually does anything besides making the beast stop circling and perch? Zora stops the eternal rain in that area. Gerudo stops the eternal sandstorm (and obviously the lightning strikes close to the beast itself). As someone else already said, three shrines are behind the gerudo and zora beasts.

>>172361861
>implying it isn't hotter against bigger women

>>172362338
oh right
yeah for sure, that would have been great, some sort of subworld would have definitely made it more interesting. the dev concept of including minish could have been pretty dope also

>>172362334
>what, am i too beautiful for words?
yes, you are

am i the only one who'd rather ____ the imp?

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>>172362338
>DLC will be about finding the old Sheika subways that goes everywhere through Hyrule

>>172361665
I'm quite sensitive to trends

>>172362506
I'd underscore that flat chest and those impling-bearing hips every day.

>>172362453
>tfw she knocks you across the room when you swing your sword at her

didnt expect this to happen

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>>172362506
I'd both

At the same time

As hard as a thousand suns

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>>172362603
>tfw she's riding wolf link and suddenly turns back to face you through the screen
>tfw i'll never see her for the first time again
i've never known such a feel before

Is there a way to upload pictures I take with the ingame camera?

>>172361401
For reference my favorites are the Oracle games, then ALttP, then BotW

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>>172362453
Buliara reminds me of Ganondorf. She even has the pose down.

>>172362506
True Midna is literal perfection.
I'd a imp, but I'd much rather a True Midna.

>>172362987
>ALttP
what did you think of "a link between worlds?" i didn't have nintendo growing up, so this was my first zelda game.

>in the desert
>find a large group of moblins
>death only awaits me in-
>explosive barrels found
>use arrow to drag their attention
>bomb arrow
>draw bow
>game freezes mid arrow flight
>need to charge the pad
fuck

>>172363332
>switch

>cosmo "narcissa" wright still hasn't killed itself

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>>172358305
>Octorok pops out of the water to shoot rocks at me
>lightning blasts it across the horizon

>>172363649
wii u

>>172362294
The wolf tears though. I feel the wolf form in general was wasted potential. It was basically a worse Link whereas even the deku mask in MM granted you flight stuff.

>>172360318
It showed nipples. Mods don't like that.

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Why is windwaker dorf a rito now?

>>172361615
>and the worled lacked colour
I suppose you think dark souls wasn't cheery enough either, huh?

>>172363723
Weird, I have a red light come on on my wii u when the pad's getting low and when that happens I just plug it in.

>>172363840
tfw windwaker dorf's only crime was kidnapping little girls to achieve his goals and his only mistake was kidnapping Link's sister so Link went berserk

>>172363992
When playing MK8, Splatoon or Smash Bros I have a moment to look down time and again but god damn botw has me glued to the screen and dont even notice the red light anymore since there is no reason to look down

>>172362632
Seems my fear of avoiding attacking the gerudo for fun was just.

>>172363940
Dark Souls is mostly stark and grotesque. It's not a children's game with an ugly brown filter

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>>172363840

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So, what happened to that sword again? Will they ever expand on it?

What do you guys want in the coming hardmode?

>No saving when enemies are in proximity
>Opening menus doesn't pause the game
>Enemies have increased attack speed

>>172364325
Sword of the hero of Lorule, the sword that banishes the light

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>>172364325
Probably not

I hope they expand on pic related though

>>172364325
I'm still annoyed it wasn't the trident

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>>172363840
Why is Tingle a Gerudo now?

>>172364415
Food heals over time instead of immediately.

>>172364415
No fast travel when enemies are in range.
Enemies keep on your ass until you kill them or find a way to escape by either climbing a wall or gliding down from a cliff.

>>172364415
New enemies with more dynamic AI, similar to the player's in a given situation. It'll just be double damage and HP sponges galore, possibly a new tier of recolors.

>>172364415
Oh that's easy.

>Gold tier enemies
>faster with new attacks
>unstunable
>immune to stasis
>don't pause to let link recover
>everything uses savage lynel bows with 5x shots and quick fire

After that just do whateves

>>172364325
doubt it, it was just ghirahim transformed into a sword, so it probably got destroyed
>>172364475
nah, lorule is alternate hyrule, not dark hyrule

>>172364719
Mostly just pulled that out of my ass because of the upside down Triforce

>>172364415
No saving/teleporting when enemies are nearby
Menu doesn't stop the game
Food heals over time
Only 1 page for food and 1 for elixirs
Improved AI for all enemies, Guardians brought up to cutscene/trailer levels of badassery
Bosses do 2x damage and 2x HP at the very least, scale with the world just as other enemies do.
Gold tier enemies

>>172364415
If anything food needs to heal over time. Thats the only realistic Nintendo change - i'd love for smarter enemies but the wii u cant handle thar.

What we'll actually get is MORE HP MORE DAMAGE.

>>172364647
that's not a gerudo. isn't that the guy in a love triangle with the gerudo teacher and someone else?

>>172364839
>What we'll actually get is MORE HP MORE DAMAGE.
I have a feeling it won't be like that. If that's all they're going to do, they'd just include it free in the game as "Hero Mode", but this is a paid thing so I have high hopes.

When they say you can only use the wolf link amiibo once a day they mean 24hours in real time? Or in game.

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>>172364238
Some of these NPCs deserve to be raped by bokoblins.

>>172364415
gold and diamond enemies
food takes time to heal
limit to how much you can eat in a set time


fuck all that menuing and save zone shit tho, doesn't make it harder, just more annoying

>>172365170
Which do you think it is considering a game day is like an hour?

>>172365098
Well, I feel they won't care that much for that first pack. I feel what they're actually selling is the new story and dungeon. Hard mode and the cave are just there to make us bear the wait.

>>172365170
Have a wild guess.

>>172365194
What the fuck

>>172365243
1secdond=1minute, a game day is 24 minutes

>>172365098
Paid to recoup r&d for switch and botw. Nothing more. Screencap this post: all we're getting is MORE HP MORE DAMAGE LOWER DURABILITY.

I would love the following changes but they just wont happen:
-bringing up menu doesnt stop the world (this is impossible as the wii u literally cannot handle it)
-new enemy types or at the very least new tier of enemy with even more attacks
-enemies move at 1.2x-1.5x their base speed
-black and up tier enemies have super armor
-ganonblight fights are mandatory regardless of how many beasts you've beaten, and they scale too.

>>172365243
Wolf link dies too fast though. Seem prettty bad.

>>172365542
proof pls

>>172365667
You sort of are supposed to use him around for the first few hours

>>172365713
Proof in July when they release it.

>>172363303
Speaking as someone else who started with LttP. I liked ALBW. The rental system was something new but I wish they hadn't babied people by having those respawning bomb enemies and negating the need for it. I liked the stamina/magic meter in it since in other games they would give you plenty of respawning arrows drops anyway. So this was a good way to have people worry about running out in the heat of combat and punishing spam while still giving you the means to always fire arrows or drop bombs.

I wish they had changed the Hyrule overworld a bit more. It's basically copy pasted from LttP. In general Dark World > Lorule too. If you've played Hero Mode then that's the amount of damage you took in LttP and that should've been default. It sounds hard but that really made you want to collect heart pieces and get that tunic upgrade back then. In the GCN games there's pretty much no point since you only took 1/4 heart from most things in the game.

I think the dungeons are good in ALBW but they're too 'Ocarina' (mainline 3D) for my tastes. The 2D games up until Minish Cap designed dungeons as primarily spaces you could get lost in, required some backtracking, and you could spend your small keys on different doors.

If you've only played ALBW and BotW I recommend Link's Awakening instead of LttP for your first classic game. LttP might not feel fresh enough for you if you played ALBW recently thanks to them being shameless (like no joke it's about 60% remake). It has a unique setting and story for Zelda, that classic dungeon design, and does the whole 'find item in dungeon and use it to conquer it' formula better than just about any other game after it. It codified that formula after all.

>tfw hard mode wont have a dark link hunt you down if you stay in a certain area for too long.
>each time you kill a dark link, the number of dark links that hunt you down increase by 1 each time until hitting a certain number

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>On a rainy day, Koko can cry without Mother seeing.

>>172365542
Idiot

>>172364117
He destroyed an island too and ran Hyrule into the ground for 7 years + whatever he was doing that got people to pray for divine intervention.

>>172365816
oracle games are good choice too

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Why can't I sit in any chair, sleep in any bed not in an inn and steal crops, horses and farm animals

this Link is too law abiding

>>172365542
They could just make that part of the base game like the Hero Modes of past games.

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>>172357561
>mfw she's dead

Is chaas qeta shrine then hardest shrine? I went to it after the 120 year old tech loli and got obliterated.

Also how do I get a horse so I can call it?

>complete oracle of seasons
>unlock Hero's Secret
>complete oracle of seasons a second time, 100 percenting it
>complete oracle of ages
>unlock Hero's Secret
>get to final boss
>try and try again
>keep dying
>get bored
>few years later
>can't find gameboy anywhere
Fuck. I was literally this close...

>>172366612
You can't steal anything

Even stuff that belongs to someone else they tell you you can have it

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>>172366612
He doesn't want to be called Thief by his waifu.

does BoTW have the best chest designs? or does that go to WW

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>>172365947

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>>172366994
BotW's chests are perfect.

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>>172366994
twilight princess

>>172365927
>tfw no souls style invasion in shrines where they appear as Dark Link to the other player

>>172365816
>>172366195
i played ALBW over a year ago, then OOT3D less than a year ago, and just finished TPHD today. i have MM3D and WWHD on the back-burner, but plan to play BotW as soon as i find the time. so far, i liked ALBW more than 3D games.

i was thinking about the oracle games to start with, because of their supposed focus on puzzles—i will keep my mind open for link's awakening, though. what are your thoughts on minish cap?

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>>172366994
That belongs to tp

>>172367286
>>172367317
>>172367367
of course 3 people all made the same joke

>>172367342
It's kind of short, I wasn't a fan of having a Navi style helper in my topdown Zelda, and half of the dungeons don't use the expansive 2D dungeon design but I liked the size gimmick and any game with the pegasus boots is a joy to play. Capcom did it better with Oracles. Ages is way more puzzle focused while Seasons has a bit more of the action and overworld stuff going on.

>>172367342
minish cap is more similar to the 3d games in atmosphere, less dungeon focused than the classic top down games. great game tho, not to be missed, although i would suggest playing it after oracle games.

>>172366994
Those spiked chests were dope.

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>>172366994
i liked these for some reason

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balloons are the best item in the game

Why does everyone wear the faggot bandana

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>>172368108

Earring and Circlet Master Race

>>172368108
>complaining about faster climbing speed

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>>172367367
Get that twig outta here

>>172368306
Jewel is cute!

>>172368306
wait you can't wear both can you?

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>>172368474

nope

>>172368108
>not wearing the cap of the wild dyed to match your current outfit
some people I swear to god

>>172368692
ew
stealth mask, desert voe headband or nothing

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>>172368692
>dying your outfit anything but yellow
Fucking mongrels.

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>>172310615
Found it in the game files while going through scripts and models. This was in the folder where the album pictures (the memory pictures) are stored.

>>172368306
>>172368576
So many NPCs in this game need lewds.

>>172369062
How? Cemu?

>>172369062
Either it was a funny pic they took and left it in the games files, or it's for the DLC

>>172366065
nigger lover

>>172369024
are you insane

>>172369246
Now that I posted this, I'm kinda worried the "original story" they have planned is just gonna be some joke side story+dungeon.

>>172369062
>tunic of the wild
>but with long sleeves
>and the cap of the hero
I mean, I guess it's unused so it doesn't matter, but I don't know what's going on here. Who even took the photo?

>>172369024
>yellow
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>172295705
Is anyone else getting 'Wand of Gamelon' vibes out of this?

>>172369503
zelda's shrug is killing me

>>172369395
You know you want this hot bode.

>>172369362
>>172369062
Devs often like to hide shit in games that no one but themselves or other devs are supposed to see. That was probably left there by a modeler or animator for a sensible chuckle.

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>>172369503
If you're just now getting WoG/FoE vibes from BotW you haven't been paying much attention.

>>172369779
Everyone wants Link's dick, so it's excusable.

>It's not gay if it's Link.

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how could cave of trials possibly be good?

>>172369779
I don't get it. Why would it be gay? That looks like a vagina to me

>>172369961
They could turn it into a roguelite thing.

>>172370169
hey, thats pretty good

>>172370053
>That looks like a vagina to me
That's pretty gay m8

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>>172369961
>that HUD
BotW's Pro HUD has spoiled me, every other Zelda game I play now feels like there are icons blocking 90% of the screen

To answer your question, the only thing that I can think of that would make it actually fun is if they add more enemy types, but I wouldn't hold my breath for that.

so is SSHD gonna be released for Switch?

optional sans w'glan would be not bad

>>172370367
well there's no items or magic so a control hud isnt necessary. doesn't bother me personally, altho rupees could easily have been removed from the hud a long time ago.

>>172370492
they shoehorned the waggle into every single fucking mechanic in that game, I have no idea how they're ever going to re-release it

>>172370053
The markings indicate its Ganondorf possessing Zelda.

>>172370706
yeah, a zelda developer said it was def possible tho.
and dont forget the switch has motion controls. altho that would remove the handheld mode

If SSHD happens it'll have to have an entirely different Master Quest type of deal where every dungeon is really different, give how pretty much everything has motion controls attached to it and owuld have to be reworked

Given how the Joycons work, it'll probably have the default motion control version of the game included as well, for those who don't dislike it.

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>>172369961
I was thinking they could do a shrine rush. Separate from Cave of Trials if it were up to me though. Basically one huge mega dungeon.

>all of the (non-blessing) shrines arranged as one dungeon
>about a third remixed with some more enemies infesting them
>timer, time added if you complete enough rooms before the time runs out
>original boss at the end
>has keys so it's less chamber to chamber, could even have a fork in the road sort of decision

Does anyone know Bolson's name in the Japanese version? The sign on Link's house appears to say "Master Link", and under it "Presented by Saku(??) a Builders." I couldn't make out the two letters.

>>172370876
Joy con.

>>172371224
they don't need to rework anything when joycons exist

>>172371493
>portable mode not available
They will, specially given the holocaust of opinions on it

>>172371309
yeah, thats literally what i was saying

>>172371573
>portable mode not available
kickstand and separate joycons

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>>172371730
They'll rework both of these things

>>172371752
That isn't portable you retard

>>172371752
you're making yourself look stupid
everyone knows that's possible, but that removes the true handheld mode of the console, which is a massive selling point.

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aww she's lonely

>>172371824
I never played SS and thought people were exaggerating about fi popping up every couple of minutes and being captain obvious but holy shit.

>>172371824
Nothing gets past you fi

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>>172372009
I live to see another game in which Fi shows up

>>172372048
eh, maybe

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>>172372243

>>172371871
works in dock and kickstand, good enough. it's already a miracle the joycons are fit to replace the motion+.

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>>172372290

Fi was such a pain in the ass in Squidward Sword, and yet is so fun to play as in Hyrule Warriors.

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>tfw the next game has all companies included by amiibo

>>172372571
I liked tatl and her snarkiness

>>172372415
no, that is not good enough fuckwit, that is the whole gimmick of the switch

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>not liking Fi

The fuck is wrong with you people?

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I think my big issue with a lot of the companions was that they outright halted gameplay. Why couldn't they have just hover near you and spit out some text you can choose to read or ignore while running around? BotW showed they could certainly have characters talk without locking you in.

>>172372880
Fi had a great design, but no personality or character and she was even worse than Naxi because at least Navi didn't grind the game to a halt every time she had something to say

>>172372880
Some people like to actually play games and not be interrupted every couple of seconds.

>>172372848
you think every game is gonna support every playstyle? 1-2-switch doesn't work in portable

SS cannot function without the motion controls so either it simply can't be played in portable or it's not getting a re-release ever

So how does upgrading armor work? Is there a guide?

>>172373150
Navi kind of did at times but nowhere near as frequently and mostly during the first two spiritual stone dungeons. Her real issue was whining at you to do the main story when you were doing side content.

>>172372571
Tatl is best girl.

HEY LISTEN

HAVE YOU CALLED SARIA TODAY?

MAYBE SHE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK TO DO

>>172366612
There's an NPC who tells you if anyone is dumb enough to leave shit laying around, they deserve to have it stolen.

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>>172373018
>bullying paya
STOP! Bully someone else!

>>172373543
>no reverse paizuri with a rimjob in there as well

Wasted potential, but very good picture

>>172373694
Saria is flat though.

>>172373775
Naizuri, my bad

Those are even hotter

>>172373853
Heels aren't that bad, it's shoes with no room for your toes that are killer. source: crossdressing. I'm a toe-walker normally though.

>>172374106
>mfw I will never crossdress as vai Link

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>tfw have almost 90 shrines done and can't find anymore
I really don't want to use a map, but I'm starting to get frustrated. I'm checking all the areas that seem empty, but my sensor ain't picking up shit.

So when does the Fi noise happen

>>172373853
>>172374106
Also it should be noted that high heels were originally male fashion (accentuating height, considered more attractive in men), and before that were a masculine article of utility clothing used for height and for enabling a man to easily and stably stand up in stirrups, while aiming a bow for instance. So even the claim that they're impractical in combat is dubious.

>>172374462
Final memory.

>>172374106
>Woman constantly bitch and complain about how hard it is to wear high heels
>I'm a six foot tall guy and I can run and even jump in stilettos
I gotta be honest though, apparently it's genetic. My mother tells me she wore high heels pretty much her entire life, and now I've inherited her power.

Any idea on how to get Dinraal to spawn again? I saw her once and took her scale by accident when I wanted her horn. Now I've been camping for days and she still won't come out at night.

>>172374498
>High heels, corsets, makeup, wigs, and pantyhose were all originally invented for men

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>>172372880
Ok I laughed

>>172374582
Yeah, I think some people can do it and others can't. I had an ex that would bitch about heels all the time when she saw other girls wearing them and another that would run through the woods with me wearing heels. She broke a heel a couple of times but never hurt herself.

Why does that little girl in pink do the bolson dance?

>>172374990
Because it's popular with kids.

>>172370053

Cumming INSIDE a vagina is as gay as it gets bro.

>>172375062
>the clitoris is a vestigial penis
you're gay if you have vaginal at all or let any part of your body touch or come close to a clit. Getting blown is the only way to have straight sex as a man, women are lucky cus they can suck on a clitoris and it's straight.

>>172372332
The first time I heard Fi tell me my battery was low, my immersion was fucking devastated. Why is that ingame? Surely an onscreen message would be enough?

>>172375475
the wii craze was a trying one

If you get all the korok seeds and spirit orbs and 100% the game and you stand completely naked on the leviathan bones during a blood moon while holding the master sword the leviathan's will respawn for a secret boss fight

>>172375475
but your immersion is fine when the characters tell you the controls?

>>172374578
Is there another one? I know she is "mentioned" when pulling out the master sword.

>>172375712
Yeah, because it's part of the gameplay. Telling me my batteries are low ain't a fun experience.

>>172375920
The thirteenth one you get after going to impa with the first 12

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>>172375672
Do I get to revive the fish if I beat it?

>>172375672
wait when do i use strength on the truck though

I want to build a replica of the Sheikah stealth suit. It's so damn cool looking.

>>172375672
do I have to stand on all three leviathans at once

>>172369961
make it monster hunter style
you have a chance to get drops to craft new outfits
make ganon and sub bosses have a chance to drop stuff to craft weapons or outfits so you have a reason to go hunt them post game
make it you have a reason to go to the cave of trials besides doing better

>>172376464
>he didn't use strength on the eventide hinox to find the 8 legged horse

>>172376518
>wanting to look like a sexy girl ninja
please do it

>>172373337
>Call Saria on the Ocarina
>YAHAHA

Give me your best snap

>>172377048
GENKI

>>172377048
steaky

>>172377048
I'm gonna tug on the waistband of your kindergarten panties and make them SNAP against your midget ass!

This is the first Zelda game I've beaten and actually went back to doing sidequests immediately.

I'm curious to give The Legend of Zelda another try now, I haven't played that since that one gamecube disk.

>>172377625
they are nothing like this don't do it

Is it possible to get more pins? 5 is not enough.

>>172377928
I could barely keep myself from going off track with 1 pin, how the fuck are you marking 5 things at a time and making to them without drifting off for hours because you saw something else on your way there?

>>172361897
Boat oars you can use with rafts.

>new Zelda game announced
>confirmed that it will not have a paraglider or anything similar in function

Will you accept this?

>>172357598
>biological/conventional
For race? Pick one.

Are there any clothes you can get for free that you would otherwise have to pay for, other then the hylian pants, goron chest, and warm doublet?

>>172378994
>other then the hylian pants
You nani?

>>172379145
Right at the start of the game, in a chest out the front of the temple of tim, are a pair of hylian pants

>>172378924
As long as climbing stays then sure. Running around the Great Plateau before you get the Paraglider was fun, I think it'd be interesting if they designed a whole game without it.

Stamina is better than hearts if you are barely starting right?

>>172379790
No, hearts only. Pick up green mushrooms, throw 3 of them at a time into a pot, enjoy infinite stamina without ever upgrading it.

You want to get to 13 hears as early as possible for reasons.

>>172377928
Use stamps, not pins.

>>172379908
But couldn't you increase max hearts temporary with potions too?

>>172380084
Not for the thing that requires 13 hearts, it ignores food buffs.

Also, hearty food is much less common then stamina food, and the best use of hearty food is to throw a single one into a pot to get a "full recovery +3 bonus hearts" item mainly for the full recovery. When you have 30 hearts it's by far the most efficient way to heal.

>>172380084
don't listen to that cuck.
Health is for people that enjoy getting hit.
Are you a shitter? Do you enjoy getting hit?
By the time you reach the point where you can do the thing you'll have better options available anyways.

>>172380461
You always have better options, but you don't use them because you've got to save them for later when you really need them, and the thing is disposable and infinite.

>>172380461
horses are a thing, stamina food/elixirs are not rare.

yeah dodging and shit but sometimes a log comes in flying out of fucking no where that is survivable with enough hp points

>>172380770
>hit point points

>>172380886
>horse power points

>>172380953
Link is horse??

>>172373018
>bullying paya
DELETE THIS RIGHT THE FRICK NOW

>trying to do the gerudo beast first
>the stealth part is fucking my shit because im shit
>cant brute force it
>5th death im just sitting outside the place
>the stealth suit pops into my head
>sell my shit thats over 100 in stacks
>buy it
>dye it black
>almost literally walk through the place

>>172380770
Dying to a log flying out of nowhere makes a better story than not dying to a log flying out of nowhere

>>172381521
Does dying the clothes actually do anything?

>>172380084
Yes. At max hearts temporary bonus hearts do NOTHING and almost every hearty ingredient, if you drop one in the pot, gives you at least 3 hearts (completely maxing your health if you've already maxed stamina) BY ITSELF. However, you always get bonus stamina even at max stamina. Therefore you're an actual fucking mongoloid if you don't take max stamina + 27 hearts even if you're planning on getting hit for some reason.

One caveat: Rush 13 hearts. You'll want it for something, namely the master sword. Not that missing that is actually a huge loss, but it is a good axe/hammer for gathering materials since it comes back automatically after breaking and it's not as good as guardian/ancient weapons but still pretty good against guardians and ganons.

>>172381685
Yeah I have mine in white and makes it easier to stealth at night

Are you stupid or something?

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Its this a good horse?

Holy shit, I just finished all of Kass' quests and the resolution to his side story might be the most heartwarming thing I've experienced in a zelda game. The realization of his intentions and his final song for you, I got a little choked up. I fucking love that bird!

>>172382157
Pretty good

There's a questline at one of the stables to get a horse that has 5str, 4spd, 5stam

>>172382157
Name it Travolta, because Greased Lightnin' won't fit

>>172382297
Zelda horse is 4/3/5 you nigger

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Classic Tunic(s) set bonus changes from "Master Sword Beam Up" to "Master Sword Power Up", increasing the power by 50%. Y/N?

>>172382434
So it is, I remembered it wrong

>>172382036
I genuinely don't know, I don't expect it to but I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

>>172382157
That's basically the best horse you can get unless all you care about is speed, in which case 2-5-3 is the best.

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>>172362521
>>172362501
I realize that could have been a little too taxing for the devs, taking the overworld into consideration. If anything else, focusing on tweaking the overworld should be a priority before they do anything else.

A Zelda that takes place underground could be awesome. The surface being a sacred area full of monsters while the underground is mostly civilized here and there. Mining can play a part, too.

>>172382786
>barbarian set

>>172382786
The master sword already gains double damage in story areas though, and it's a great weapon even at 30 per swing

>>172372571
Only Fi is annoying. The rest weren't a problem.

>>172372880
If Fi didn't have a feminine form, you'd see a lot more hate for it.

>>172383086
And? This would be MS only.

>>172383115
Would still get doubled when in those areas.

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>>172382786
>he forgot the barbarian set

>>172383579
>And? This would be MS only.

If it's not a 80% buff like the ancient set then you're doing it wrong

>>172383793
The point isn't to make it utterly broken, it's to make the classic outfits have a better bonus than just powering up the shitty beam.

>>172383673
Barbarian set is irrelevant to this.

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>Get to Mekar Island
>start fighting skellies
>the blood moon music starts to play

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>>172383445
She's hot as fuck

I'd fuck her

>master sword beam
>bad

Go get 30 hearts and try it against a guardian with a full green tunic set bonus and come back and tell me it's shitty

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>>172383995
The barbarian set already buffs every other weapon including the master sword damage by 50% and is easier to get than the tunic of the wild.

>>172384161
it's shitty

>>172383995
>the thing that does exactly what I want and more is irrelevant

>>172384225
Read again, the point is to make the tunic better than it is right now. Barbarian doing this to every weapon doesn't matter in this.

>>172384521
if the barbarian tunic already gives it a 50% bonus and every other weapon, wouldn't you just be making the tunic irrelevant by making it do something that can already be done?

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>it's easier to get a dark link outfit than a normal link outfit

>>172384521
hey anon...it's still crap. If you would have said constant glowing mode with the increased damage and durability plus the recharge time being cut in half, you'd have a bit more positivity....

>>172384736
>9 defense
>84 defense

Yeah

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>>172384736
>reloading a save and changing system time settings is harder than farming 4000 monster points

>>172383445
They're all annoying, Tatl is the only one with a personality good enough to make up for how intrusive she is on gameplay (because she is both the least intrusive and has the best personality/arc). Fi just makes them all seem inoffencive by comparison because she's like an order of magnitude more annoying.

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Why did they drop topdown platforming after GBC anyway?

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>>172361705
>post sunset/sunrise
Had a pretty nice time adventuring with an Elk I picked up near the Eldin/Zora's Domain fork in the road.

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>be me
>find eventide island
>2/3 holes filled
>see area on map near island
>think that its another hole
>spend 10 goddamn minutes hopping over there with cryonis
>all thats there is a chest with ten fucking arrows
>ten
>fucking
>arrow
>mfw

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>>172385610
Tried having a shock arrow duel with one of the Akkalan Lynels, didn't work out too well with our speed.

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>>172384030
I just realized, if she were as fleshed out and had chemistry with Link like Midna then it would be people shipping her with Link instead of Zelda all over again. But that would be a disaster considering the plot of SS. So they made her a robot who is more fun in a spin off than in her own game. It's a conspiracy.

>>172385549
So that's where BotW Lonk learned to downthrust.

>>172385984
I dunno, when you think about it Link has spent a lot more time with Fi than he has with Zelda through the entire series.

>>172385984
>It's a conspiracy.
Nigger, Miyamoto was so fucking mad with the shipping that happened in TP with Midna that he made them turn Zelda and Link into the canon FATE pairing of the fucking series and made them have the companion be an emotionless robot with no personality so people could literally only ship Zelda and Link forever

>still no way to permanently keep a skeleton horse

0/10 game

>arbiters grounds
>no other eastereggs to TP there
I mean shit you coulda had some bones from that skeleton boss there or something

>>172386405
There's no arbiters ground in the whole game

>>172386196
And people still ship Link with Fi, just because they can.

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>>172386196
I thought that Hylia destiny romance stuff was all Fuji.