/Oinker/ General! #2 (Also known as Senran Kagura General /skg/ #1027)

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>you enter your basement after a hard day's work
>you go into the back room to hear the sound of struggling
>it's Yumi, trying to escape from her restraints again
>as soon as she sees you she gets a panicked look on her face but you just smile, walk up to her and whisper that you'll forgive her, this time.
>you tell her that you want some of her delicious ice cream
>she nods her head
>you get your bowl ready and put it under her plump rear
>despite her best efforts she seems to be all stopped up
>she looks at you with a worried expression
>you tell her it's okay and that you're prepared for something like this
>you go into your cabinet and pull out a bottle of chocolate syrup with an extended nozzle
>you bring the bottle underneath her and stick the nozzle into her anus
>yumi makes a noise, something between a moan and a yelp
>you begin squeezing the bottle, filling her colon with sweet chocolate
>after pulling the nozzle out you position the bowl under Yumi again and begin massaging her belly
>you tell her to relax in a calm, encouraging voice
>after a few seconds she begins to squirt vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate syrup from her butt, having it land in the bowl
>she fills the bowl quite a way before stopping
>you're impressed, there must be a few scoops here
>you taste the ice cream, tell Yumi it is delicious and start cleaning her butt
>after you're done cleaning you thank her for the food and head upstairs to enjoy the evening news

Rape IMU

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Congratulating Mirai for graduation!

Smiling indulgently at Mirai and cupping her cheek!

>>172265736
Congrats Mirai

Unzips pants

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>>172265446
[squeals ecstatically]

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Don't mind me.
I'm just posting literal perfection that nothing else can achieve.

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>>172265859
That's not a picture of Homura, Anon.

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>>172265819

GET AWAY FROM MIRAI!

Captcha: High number of motorcycle fatalities! Click on all the squares with traffic signs

Harukafags have the worst memes.

>>172266051
I know.
I wrote that I'm posting literal perfection, after all. :^)

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>>172265859
Wrong MIYABI is the perfect one

>>172266121
>senran with the most cancerous fans has the worst memes

Makes sense

https://twitter.com/kenichiro_taka/status/845825842655637505
>yfw

>>172266284
>Girl (Male)
>perfect in any way
Not even if you're gay.

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>Anon will never copypost in this thread

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Haruka has a very strange condition as far as being lewd goes.

She doesn't masturbate because she can't get off of it. She can feel very good, but will only come when she sees the face of a partner in complete ecstasy and lost in pleasure thanks to her technique and power.

>>172266460
>you enter your basement after a hard day's work
>you go into the back room to hear the sound of struggling
>it's Anon, trying to escape from his restraints again
>as soon as he sees you he gets a panicked look on his face but you just smile, walk up to him and whisper that you'll forgive him, this time.
>you tell him that you want some of his delicious quality posting
>he nods his head
>you get your bowl ready and put it under his muscleless, skinnyfat rear
>despite his best efforts he seems to be all stopped up
>he looks at you with a worried expression
>you tell him it's okay and that you're prepared for something like this
>you go into your cabinet and pull out your iPad full of meme magic and saved quote OP pics
>you show him all of the highly stimulating, creative content
>Anon makes a noise, something between a moan and a yelp
>you toggle the voice to text application and connect a small microphone
>after putting down the iPad you position the microphone under Anon's Spaghetti-O stained chin
>you tell him to relax and say whatever comes to mind in a calm, encouraging voice
>after a few seconds he begins to ramble incoherently
>he fills the reply field quite a way before stopping
>you're impressed, there must be a few legible sentences here
>you tap the Post button, tell Anon it is delicious and start cleaning the spittle off the microphone
>after you're done cleaning you thank him for the post and head upstairs to eat a TV dinner

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I wish it was Christmas again.

What is it about Haruka exactly that attracts so much cancer?

>>172266816
fetish magnet

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Reminder that the sexiest non-Who Wave Senrans are Haruka, Rin, Kagura, Shiki and HIkage. Also a reminder that being loud and boisterous isn't sexy, Kat.

>>172266770
I want to 'grill' some hot squid while enjoying sake if you know what I mean

>>172266816
http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2012/12/12/eating-pork.aspx

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>Mistress Haruka will never test her new drugs on you
>Mistress Haruka will never treat you like a dog
>Mistress Haruka will never turn you into a doll of hers
>Mistress Haruka will never touch you inappropriately to an extent where you feel uncomfortable about it
>Mistress Haruka will never be real

>>172265576
>>172266618
>he enters your browser after a short sleep
>he goes into this thread to shitpost and memepost
>it's Anon, trying to be clever and/or annoying
>as soon as he sees you he gets a panicked look on his face but you just smile, walk up to him and slap the shit out of him

>>172266816
Femdom

>>172267039
>Porcine Endogenous Retrovirus (PERV) – According to a study in the journal Lancet, this virus can spread to people receiving pig organ transplants, and according to test tube studies, PERV strains do have the ability to infect human cells3. PERV genes are scattered throughout pigs' genetic material, and researchers have found that pig heart, spleen and kidney cells release various strains of the virus.

You literally can't make this shit up.

>>172266816
?

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wat u prayin
ERASED is a terrible anime that makes me more mad than Evangelion

>>172267828
I tried to force myself to watch the Asterisk War anime but it was just too terrible. At least there's no weak grass eating gamma male protagonist in SK.

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BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

>>172268245
Wouldn't that be beta male?

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Would you still love your senran if she looked like this?

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>>172268647

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What is Miyabi thinking about???

>>172268579
I don't think he even qualifies as beta senpai

>>172269000
[x] pet

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I LOVE Kasumi!!! SO much!!! She's the BEST!!!!!

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>>172267828
>ゼシカ
Huh, didn't know that. Always thought that they'd call her ジェシカ.
Anyway, I'm playing SK SV again because I can finally store the game onto a mounted USB drive, on my PSTV.

>>172269408
Why? What do you love about her?

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>>172269546
I actually looked it up quick and found out she's always been ゼシカ, kinda weird.

>>172269701
E v e r y t h i n g

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>>172269546
>Mirai?
My god, Hibari is so good at disguising herself as other people Minori can't tell the difference.

>>172269168
Well, he can't surely be as bad as some protags from like Hundred or Infinite Stratos can he?

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LEWD FEET

>>172270029
Minori is a retard!
RETARD!

>>172270401
WHY IS SHE SO SMUG??? FUCK

>>172270289
Yes. Those protags are beta males.

>>172270540
You have to look smug if you're about to give an ashikoki, it's a femdom thing. Anon please, you should know this, you are in Oinker General.

>>172270710
>it's a femdom thing

Lame.

>you are in Oinker General

Oh good. I was hungry for some bacon.

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春の花のおならを嗅ぎたい!

>>172270401
Meh. Hate Femdom . Don't see anything great about feet.

It's shit. Call me when Kagura gets cute cards or cards of her in casual clothes.

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>>172271668
We're never going to get senrans in cute casual clothes that don't end up ripped or exploded off again

>>172271889
That's my favorite Hikage card.

Just sayin'

>>172271571
That ass... that ass is so epic she's wearing normal panties and it doesn't even cover the top...

That is a legit ass.

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>>172272138

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>>172271889
I know. Just wanna see Kagura in a beautiful dress with a happy smile, not a smug smirk.

But that will never happen.

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>>172272125
Hikage's room must be comfy as hell

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>>172272441

>>172272441

>This is what v2 is for, etc.

>>172272573

>living in a cave

>>172272573

>Hikage wearing what appears to be Katsuragi's underwear

Why?

>that yaomai set

jesus FUCK

>>172273010
Friends steal friend's clothes when their clothes are soaked in rain from living in a fucking cave
Everyone knows that

>>172273010
She likes the feeling

>>172273123
He is truly a saint

>>172272751
Shit like this. Just what i need.

>>172273123

Loliconder > Yomai.

Fight me.

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I like Kagura too

>>172272125
There is a reason it's your favorite card, Anon. It's because you have good taste.

Hikage looks like an upper middle class daughter with rich cuck parents.

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>>172271668
>Don't see anything great about feet.
You'll learn soon friend...
Soon...

>>172273596
ikagura

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>>172273801
I want to push her toes backwards and watch her scream.

>>172273547
well i agree because i love paizuri the most. but its always good to get more senran content thats actually drawn well and even includes the less popular characters. more is always better. but loliconder's freakishly massive dicks and gangbangs will always bother me. gangbangs are trash. but so are sets with zero paizuri.

>>172273962
>beating Ryouna gives her pleasure
>not beating Ryouna also gives her pleasure
>Ryouna is always being pleasure
Happiest Senran confirmed.

>>172265576
;_;

>>172274328

>try to sleep
>Ryouna is being an annoying bitch
>tell her be quiet
>"hauuu"
>ignore her
>"hauuu"
>yell at her and make her leave the room
>"hauuu" from outside the door
>put her outside
>"hauuu" from outside the window

>>172274659
Pee on her

>>172274705
HAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>172274659
>kill her
>"hauuu" from beyond the veil of life and death

>>172274764

>becomes a ghost like Ryouki and eternally haunts you with "hauuu"

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>>172267828
My 40lbs of Yumi's pussy and ass edition of PBS still hasn't arrived yet. Too lazy to make a jp account and probably won't even play it, just wanted the special edition tbqh.
Meantime, I'm still chugging along in DS2:sotfs.
Made it to king Vendrick, stopped and had to look up a wiki cause I wanted to do the dlc areas before going further. At least this time it's not as convoluted as trying to go to Oolacile in DS1.
Also marathoning Kemono Friends and the character interaction and subtle world development absolutely carries the show when it looks like it was made on a shoestring budget. Easily in the stop 3 animes this season.

I wonder if Ryouna has fantasies about being defeated by futa senrans and being turned into their schools cumdump.

>>172274659
>Start crying and begging her to let you sleep otherwise you won't be able to wake up for work so you can provide for her and give her the attention she needs

>>172275069
Don't post retarded friends. This board belongs to shoebill-chan.

>>172274764
Do you think Ryouna fears death? She's a filthy murderous slut, there's no way she's meeting Ryouki in the afterlife.

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>>172275245
This the bird your looking for?

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>>172275513
>>172275069
I see Yoma.

>>172275513
No. Fuck that friend aswell.

>>172275069
Fuck bestiality fiends

>you will never drive down a city street at night in your brand new Viper GTS with the orange city lamp lights flickering by and this playing on casette in your car's stereo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaYdzP5Lr3A
>you will never pick up your Senran for a deito with her 90s hairstyle
>you will never have sex with your Senran after the date and hear your answering machine pick up calls
>it will never be 1996 again
>the internet population will never exclusively be triple digit IQ again

Fuck this planet.

>need to get up at 6 am but Ryouna keeps playing with your hair and whispering dirty shit in your ear
>tell her if she doesn't let you get your rest, You'll give some of Haruka's drugs to some nearby Yoma and let them have their way with her for the whole night
>when they're done with her, her holes will be able to smuggle people across the border
>Now you have have to deal with her previous antics AND a giant wet spot in your sheets

God, this bitch is annoying

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>>172267828
I decided to replay Phantom Hourglass.

Spirit Tracks is one of my all time favorite games and something I don't recommend hard enough, but I only ever played Phantom Hourglass like twice (and never again after ST came out) so I'm curious to see how it held up, because I distinctly remember the controls not being as refined as in ST (which I've never had a single issue controlling)

It's still pretty nice and looks better than I remember, but the controls definitely are a bit janky. The most notable issue being it's fucking impossible to make Link roll.

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>Taka tweeting that he wants to continue to focus on handheld development in the future
I hope he continues to optimize his post Burst games well, I kinda wonder if its a budget reason for him wanting to focus on them or if its just his personal preference.
Every fucking time I play this game I see some stupid shit that they couldn't have looked at and said "This is fine", there is no reason this game should be struggling to hit 30fps, hell it should be a locked 60 with this shit I mean its already a full 1080p docked.
Fuck SE and TK

So...is no one going to highlight the fact that Mirai has cat ears literally attached to her head?

>>172279801
I've given up stealing Mirai's cat ears.

Nekomimi a fucking shit but it's just not possible to cure one of their faggotry.

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>>172279801
How come, you've never seen those?

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>>172279801
Eh, it happens sometimes. I wouldn't try too hard to figure out how or why. It's not really worth it.

Hello /skg/, I recently played a Senran game for the first time and although I understand none of your memes or pastas I would like to declare that Haruka is the best girl.

>>172280445
>angry ahoge noises

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>>172280683
Welcome to the club

>>172280772
WHAT A SLUT

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>>172279801
>>172280445
In fact, it's not even a new phenomenon. Here's the CG when Mirai is entering the Hebijo gates for the first time. As you can see, nothing on her head. And...

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>>172280683
you are ok on my book

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>>172281274
...here she is in the very next CG only minutes later, and cat ears have suddenly erupted out from her head! No explanation given. It's just one of those mysteries. Don't worry too much about it.

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Would you still love your senran even if she loved you like Hikage loves Imu and would constantly make misguided, destructive, life ruining ,etc... but well intentioned attempts at affection towards you for the rest of your lives? She is 110% not being malicious and genuinely loves you.

>>172281775
Only if I get to snap at her sometimes and pat her head when she cries

>>172281568
wat is hikage doin

>>172281958
Yomi feeds her some MOYASHI.

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>tfw you come out all edgelord and your opponent sends you bouncing off naked on a yellow banana

>>172282193
Reminds me of that one Oni Chichi episode

I spent most of the day considering whether or not to join the Army. It's my best chance of going to college and I'm starting to get bored.

How was your day, /skg/?

>>172282193
Miyabi was so pathetic for the majority of EV that I tried my best to end every battle against her by stripping her completely naked.
Puru puru finish or otherwise.

>>172282427
the one were Minori go rape by the blonde guy in the beach while the father firms it ?

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>>172281880
Then she becomes horribly depressed and starts acting even worse because she thinks you hate her and she wants you to like her again.

>>172282926
The one where Minori's father cum inside her mouth. Then Minori push the father and immediately kiss him and some of the cum inside her mouth got into the father's mouth.

>>172281775
>>172283138
this would be terrible with rin

>>172280683
This doesn't surprise me

I want to get Hikage pregnant to give her emotions

>>172283845
with what?

>>172283904
My dick

>>172282464
I don't think I've slept for more than two hours combined on last two nights and I don't feel so fresh any more.

Army is dumb, and it's mandatory here so I may be a bit biased

>>172284453
thats what you get for living in Mexico

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>>172283845

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>>172285361
pregnant senrans?

>>172285587
>bestiality.png
slapped anons?

>>172285587
pregnant...with normal human babies!

MY babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>172285587
Only degenerates like Ikaruga fuck animals

>>172286057
But kumo also fucks animals.

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I love Leo!

>>172286160
LIES AND SLANDERS

Bestiality Anons should get fucked by horses.

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>>172285587

>Your senran and her best friend (IE Shiki/Murakumo, Yumi/Yozakura, Yagyu/Hibari, Yomi/Ikaruga, etc) want to have a threesome with you. You agree and do it and Your Senran doesn't get pregnant but your Senran's friend does

What do?

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>>172285706
no slaps please
>>172285717
no!
>>172286057
And Kumo and Shiki and Ryouna and Haruka and Kat and Homu and... well all of them!
>>172286275
that's not hot!

>>172286357
Wonder how the fuck a robot can get pregnant

>>172286396
Senrans do not take the Knot

>>172286438

>Who Waves

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>>172286276
This is what happens when you let girls impregnate girls.

>>172286217
See >>172275431

>>172286647
Imu is trying to abort mine and miyabi babies

can we ban beastiality fags already?

>>172286781
No, she just can't believe she actually got Miyabi pregnant!

She wants Miyabi to impregnate her back!

>>172286789
But is hot

>>172286594
WHO WAVES ARE PEOPLE TOO YOU KNOW!!!

Would you take care of your Senran even if she lost her eyesight? Especially the first year or so would be extremely hard for her.

>>172286961
LIES IS MUH BABIES IMU IS FUCKING DELUSIONAL

>>172287092
I'm sorry, anon. boys can't get lesbians pregnant.

>>172287143
Imu is not pregnant

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Can Senran love Senran?

>>172287212
Not yet!

>>172287439
No fuck off you cuck

>>172287568
No u

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>>172287439

May the mirai swarm continue to lead the PBS ladder.

We are one of the most represented!

>>172288173
Mirai has no job so she has the most time to waste on silly Splatoon clones

>tfw haruka will never turn you into a lactatic senran yourself, tie you up and basically turn you into crimson squads snackbar

>>172288642
Mirai is the most well payed senran!

Do you have any idea how well she gets tipped at her waitress job?

People love her!

>>172288746
I don't think they'd go along with a plan like that

>>172289287
Why not? Haruka would be obviously into it, Mirai loves milk, yomi would think it's economical, snek wouldn't mind and homu just loves the meat attached to it.

>>172288173
Man i get kill so fast online even with a LV 10 Miyabi

Okay, I got it. The perfect bullying Mirai plot.

First, we wait for her to go out on a mission with the rest of the squad.
Then, we get me on her computer.
Now
This is important
I will upload a shitty drawing of a triceratops to her computer, replacing all her files with this triceratops, her background, and all the icons. I'll also re-write parts of her novel to include a triceratops.
Next, we glue a toy triceratops to the top of her monitor, and have a Bluetooth speaker hidden that will board a shitty triceratops noise that I recorded.
This will be flawless!

>>172289631
I'm all for bullying Mirai, but how is this bullying...?

>>172289631
Okay frogdad.

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Finding a wild Daidouji in her casual clothes while she's training in the mountains!

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>>172289631
Y-YAMETE!

>>172289823
I love that story

>>172290095
It's pretty funny.

>>172289631
why a triceratops

>>172289856
Bullying Daidohdhjgjnjx

>>172290298
Are you okay? did you have a stroke on your keyboard?

>>172290617
Nothing is wrong. Daidouji-senpai is the strongest in the world and is so stunningly beautiful that I'd be happy if she even glanced in the direction of a weakling like me.

We shouldn't bully her or Mirai either.

>>172291123
I feel like you changed your tune a lot just now.

>>172291123
rip anon

Bullying Miyabi by taking her out on a dinner date and kissing her on the cheek after you drive her home!

>>172291123
Just slap her stomach. We've proven that her stomach is highly sensitive and such.

>>172289426

Should be nearly impossible to OHKO (currently only a ryobi boosted mode 1 sniper rifle can do so)

Load up on barrier/heal and play defensively till you get familiar. Being a mirai helps I asssure you.

>>172288642

Who brings home the bacon for homura's squad?

>>172292097
Homura and Hikage are the only one's who can hold down jobs.

>>172292097
They make their own bacon!

>>172292097

But Haruka has slaves and is smart right? Does she bum money off old men? Mirai can probably get some too.

>>172292097
All of them except Haruka, who can't work due to her crippling sex addiction.

>>172292097
Haruka is the bacon!

>>172289762
I's kind of bizarre and terrifying in its own special way

>>172292252
That's not true. Mirai and Yomi are waitresses.

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I love Hikage! Every Thread!

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Sorry skeegee I can't hate Yumi with you anymore. Last night I had a dream in which my arm was being gnawed off by a giant beetle. The pain I felt was excruciating, all I could do was scream. It was then, in my darkest hour that Yumi appeared. I begged her to help and she killed the beetle and helped me into bed to rest while she took care of me. So I owe Yumi a certain degree of gratitude I hope you understand.

>>172293398
You can leave now, you're finally free from your tether to this general.
Enjoy your new live as Yumi's slut.

How would Minori react if you promise her to bring some pudding home from the convenience store on your way home but you actually bring back semolina pudding?

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>>172293534

>>172293532
I'm not her slut. She just saved me and took care of me that's all.

>>172291364
It's fine, fellow skg poster. Daidouji-senpai is not making me write this and does not have my testicles in her vice grip of a hand. I was just being silly thinking I could bully the all-powerful Daidouji-senpai who also happens to be shockingly beautiful to the point of being an immaculate statue come to life.

>>172293934
>Daidouji-senpai is not making me write this and does not have my testicles in her vice grip of a hand
Are you sure that's not happening? I feel like you're being overly flattering of her too.

>>172293608
Why would she get euthanized?

>>172293772
Not yet, but this is simply the beginning, first you dream of her being your saving grace, then you start thinking about how sweet she smells and how elegent she is, then you start dreaming about her every night, lastly you will start begging to be with her and spending time with her as if you where a attention deprived dog.
This is how everyone else started liking Yumi, a single dream spirals into a unwieldy love.

The sooner you accept Yumi is Law the better

>>172294102
Okay guy. I just don't think that's gonna happen.

>>172294015
Hahaha, that's just silly talk fellow skg poster. Daidouji-senpai would never do that while threatening to crush my throat with her other hand if I screamed out for help! How silly.

Oh, did I mention that Daidouji-senpai is a living example of peak physical perfection? Well, she is. Not to mention being very attractive!

Hahahahahelpmehahahaha, she's so wonderful!

>>172294271
I'll see you at Yumicon 2017 then.

Every once in a while I put Rin's beer in my pants so she has to reach in to get her beer back

>>172294479
Isn't that cold?
Sounds painful.

>>172294319
Do you need help?

>>172294479
If you were in a position to be able to put Rin's beer in your pants I doubt she'd even want the beer.

>>172294319
Rin is better desu.

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Is there a New Wave in the box?

>>172294660
That's the point

>>172294271
Have faith in the power of puri

>>172294328
>>172295045
Guys all she did was save me. It was really nice of her and it made me feel good to be with someone so cute. So fuck off she doesn't own me or control my thoughts.

>>172294794
What are you fucking blind

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>>172295183

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>>172294794
Yuyaki asked Santa to make her a real Senran by putting her in PBS.

Meimei asked Santa for buns.

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Hey yo geek-boy. Handle ovah zah money to buy me bureakufasto? Yes.

Hiring mii to derri, sank yuu.

>>172295360
Learn to speak English retard!

How to contribute in PBS even if u can't aim. Brought to you by the Mirai Legion.

While there are no doubt skilled shooter players, people who can't aim for crap but want to contribute with their favourite senrans exist.

Suggestion:
1) Acquire all 3 mecha cards and level them to L10. One of them should be the red mecha. This one has a short ranged spray that you can use for kills by simply dashing and rushing enemies down.
2) Stack defensive cards like barrier, stealth, heal
3) Stack supporting cards like team buff, enemy team debuff
4) Have a bunch of 1 cooldown buff cards to disable murakumo
5) Use 1 cooldown homing attacks like homura/mirai/etc

Play defensively until your mechas are off cooldown (meaning do not charge in) and you'll have 90s out of 5min which is about 30% of immunity where you can try to nick an enemy player.

In team battle, getting killed hurts you team a lot. Don't even think of engaging without a barrier and try to use a ranged weapon.

In domination, keep an eye on the 3 pillars and do you best to find one that is not being held to take. Once you get one, camp it and use all 3 mecha cooldowns if needed to hold it.

If you get a finisher or a rescue ally buff, stay alive. Spam non mecha cards to bring the mecha to the front of the deck. You are in a period of boosted card cooldown so we want to maximise the mecha cooldown.

Now go forth and be a Mirai.

>>172295181
No. We're Yumi General now. It have been prophesied that this general will be filled with Haruka, Mirai, Miyabi and bestiality posts.

The time will come for Yumi to save us all from this horrible period.

>>172295181
>she doesn't own me or control my thoughts.
That's something Yumi would make you say if she had control over you!

I'm going to urinate on a sleeping Mirai.

>>172295706
That doesn't sound so bad.

>>172295709
If Yumi really did control my thoughts she probably wouldn't make me even bring up the topic.

>>172295780

In PBS, Mirai pisses on you.

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>>172295545

>>172295930
Fine I'll buy you breakfast. Just quit trying to be a bully.

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>>172295357
I asked Santa to put Ryouna on the good girl list.

>>172296114
That's just the way Hinata told her to talk to boys.

>>172295930
If she opened up with this and just asking please she'd be fed much faster.

>>172296210
Ryouna is such a good girl that not even Robot Santa could put her on the naughty list!

>>172295780
>>172295830
I wish Mirai would cum on me in my sleep.

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If ignoring Ryouna's masochistic behavior and treating her like a normal lover counts as denying her pleasure from Masochism counts as abuse which wraps around to masochism, is there anyway to actually bully her outside of mentioning her Ryouki?

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Time to end this little charade skeegee....
There ain't no Minori kid, never was...
But you've been a sport, so I guess I owe you a little honesty.

Name's Frank Fontaine.
I gotta say I've had a lot of business partners in my life, but you? Genetically conditioned to, reply to shitposters and write dumb waifu posts, made taking over this general easy.

I'm gonna run skeegee tits to toes. You've been a sport kid. Say hi to your waifu for me.

>>172297094
If you ignore her too much or if you're too weak to entertain her fetish she flat out kills you.

>>172297170
I'mma be real I dunno what you're talking about Minori. Want some candy or something?

>>172297094
Not really, no.

Hell, you get her in the right mood and she'll actually enjoy being called a dumb street rat with a dead family.

She HAS to be in the mood for it, though.

>>172297170
Sounds like someone's not getting gummy sharks tonight!

>>172297514
Seems like a bad situation for a sadist.

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>>172297564
Your no fun anon! I'm sorry don't take away my candy!!

Throwing garbage into the crimson squads cave while they're out, doing missions! Throwing firecrackers into it during the night when they're sleeping! Vandalizing it with anti hobo graffiti so they know that hobos are not welcome in this neighbourhood!

>>172297094
She'll be pleasured either way. You might as well fuck ber until she can't think anymore.

>>172297631
Hint: If Ryouna is calling herself a homeless whore that has to suck off men to survive, or anything similar, that's your cue to ask her where her family is and laugh at what she tells you.

>>172297881
Yeah, issue is she's a huge M so it's not really the same when you abuse someone but they like it ya'know?

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This is a picture of Murasaki drawing a picture of her personal hero. It's her sister Imu. She loves her very much.

>>172297695
Extra gummy sharks for an extra good wife!

>>172298050
It's a drawing of my dick!

>>172298050
>You'll never be Murasaki's NEET friend that she can always rely on to play games with and to chat about novels.

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Good night /skg/!

This is Yagyuu.
It keeps me from becoming a machine.

>>172298050
Damn that's cute.

>>172298050
That's...that's real cute.

...I can't bully this cute bear!

>>172298050
I hope Saki kills herself for drawing such horrible picture.

>>172298209
Hey yo buddy, fuck you and go suck several different kinds of dick.

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I'm going to protect this girl from bullies!

Or at the very least, I'm going to stop her bullies from chasing after her when she gets scared of us and runs away.

>>172298050
Murasaki is a huggable girl.

>>172297816
They live in a cave. In a forest. There is no neighborhood anywhere near them.

>>172298752
See how it stops me from peeing all over their beds while they're gone.

>>172298050
This picture cheers me up after my failed fapping attempt where I cried like a little bitch because of the doujin I read.

>>172298050
THIS IS EVIL, PURI!

>>172298945
>not using your tears as lubrication

>>172297170
Minori go to the time out corner

>>172298945
Wow dude. You must be some kinda fag.

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>make a girl with really big boobs
>make her too cute and pure to have lewd thoughts about

What was the thought process behind this?

>>172299749
But it was a story about some blind girl whos mother was a whore and then she met an architect who fell in love with her. He told her all kinds of stories since she couldn't see the outside world herself and he decided to build a shopping mall for disabled people so he could take her there and have some fun with her and it ended with the mall being build ontop of the blindgirls house so she was forced out and he never got to meet her again.

>>172299750
Blueballs

>>172299876
But I don't feel any arousal, just love

>>172299750
Who says you can't have lewd thoughts about her? Once Imu is out of the picture, any number of scenarios become a possibility.

For example, Imu marries Miyabi and moves away leaving her in your care. Being a shut-in she is basically reliant on you for everything and at your complete mercy.

>>172299750
Worst of the fanbase only care if the character has biggest boobs and nothing else, so it's a win win situation

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>>172299750
That's the brilliance of Murasaki.

>>172300075
B-but I'd rather have Imu than Murasucky

>>172300075
>Imu marries Miyabi

HAHAAHAHAHA

cmon anon is not April 1st yet

>>172300247
>Replying to luci
Stop

>>172300247
What's wrong with them getting married?

>>172300386
lol

Imu would be a better wife to Miyabi than any of you.

>>172300386
Girls can't marry girls!

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>"A deal's a deal, Anon!"

>>172300624
>Imu would be a better wife to Miyabi than any of you.
>im not a man miyabi marrying a woman
>IM NOT A MAN MIYABI

>>172300673
Fine il cut your nails with my teeth

>>172300673
OK, I will jack off on your feet!

>>172300624
Word.

>>172300645
Yes, they can, especially cute/hunky ones.

>>172300673
What deal?

>>172300624
I mean, she'd be a better wife by defult since she's a woman.
We'd probably be a better husband though.

>>172300910
Lick her ace ninja butthole

>>172301029
And what do I get out of this deal?

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>>172301018
>He thinks he would be the husband in a relationship with Miyabi.

I vow not to draw the curtain on murasaki in pbs. Such a good n gentle senran

>>172301293
Don't worry Anon
I'll do it for you

>>172301151
She'd relish the thought of being treated as a cute girl.

>>172300910
You gotta kiss her feet!

hibbers

How do we make Hibari poplar?

>>172301358
Lick the toe jam ?

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>>172301664
Beat everyone up who doesn't like her.

>>172301781
>beating up Mirai

It's working, I'm already liking her more.

>>172301664
You don't. You bury her and Minori in a pit and pretend they never existed. Two shittiest characters in the series, by far.

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>>172301664
Make here and Shiki friends thereby leaving Yagyuu for Minori.

>>172302107
I would give everything I have for that sinful body.

>>172301781
Break her jaw
Cut her throat

>>172302006
Minori is shit but Hibari definitely isn't. She's one of the most well developed characters in the series.

>>172300282
>blink and Luci is here
Couldn't it at least have been Onso so we could get stuff translated?

>>172302764
LOL, no. They are both the same stereotype and are both shit. Acting like a little kid is only endearing if they are actually little kids.

>>172302865
People keep replying to him too
I wonder if anyone here even goes to any other generals

>>172302906
Okay well apparently you've only played the Versus games.

>>172303162
That's true. I got into the series with SV, and I dislike rhythm games. I know the reasons for why she acts like she does, but that doesn't make it any better, imo.

>>172302996
If they did they would already know that you follow me around to shit post at me, scream about people replying to me, but never actually contribute to the discussions at all (mostly because you have never played the games the generals are about).

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>>172302906
>LOL in 2011+6

>>172303265
>it's one guy
You're the only name from memory I've seen people try to run out of here of all places, ignoring other gens

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I smell fighting

It's time to end fighting

>>172303990
Let's end this

>>172303652
Funniest thing is I've never even replied to him before.

Bullying Minori!

>>172303265
>you have never played the games the generals are about
The irony is stunning

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>>172303990
Ryoubi no don't shoot!

>not just filtering the tripfag

Come on guys, it's not that hard

>>172301872

I'll shoot some Hibaris in PBS today.

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>>172302406
Sorry anon, but this isn't Academy City.

Senrans are for loving and gentle teasing. Some call it bullying but only the most gentle is allowed.

>>172305271
I'm gonna kick Haruka in the uterus.

>>172305271
What did Ryona ever do to you?

>>172304645
Do the boobs have to pop out too?

>>172304645
I want that pokeball

>>172307551
>Do the boobs have to pop out too?
Did you forget what series this is?

>>172305113
What do I have to do to gain eternal life with Ayame?

>>172307990
It's about ninja stuff, right?

>>172308454
It's about Life and Hometown, but mostly Life.

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>>172308231
One of 2 things
1. Spend lots of money at her stores
2. Capture Katsuragi so Ayame can keep her as a pet.

>>172309583
...Do one with Ryoubi

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>>172308660
I prefer Hometown

>>172309583
Is the brightness on that one messed with, our is her hair really that brown on PBS?

>>172309515
Why won't Ayame look at me with those eyes? What does Katsuragi have that I don't?

>>172309647
>Yumi isn't on the cover of all three games
Fake and gay!

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>>172309625

>>172309649
I am just using EV on PC to make these, no colour adjustments.

>>172310335
Many thanks