/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

>get mage in arena
>2 spells

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how do you stop USA?

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Xth for team MA

>>172257392
>HotMEOWTH
literally who

>>172257392
>no muzzy
we fucked up

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http://us.battle.net/hearthstone/en/blog/20567513/a-mammoth-celebration-3-27-2017

reminder blizzard are not jews and based for giving away stuff

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which one, /hsg/? Is Y'shaarj too greedy?

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I require assistance, my heart is going to fail

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>play Elementals on curve
>play Murlocs on curve
>vomit a bunch of 1 mana cards on the board
>on-curve Deathrattle deck that builds itself

t-thanks for these innovative new archetypes, Blizzard

based Curvestone is saved for another 2 weeks before people get bored of it again

>>172257749
i'd go with rafaam tbhq

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>>172257098
I still have most of my old WoW guild friends..

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>>172257547
>blizzard are not jews
>raise pack price a month before the expansion
that's right goyi- i mean guys, we should appreciate all that blizzard gives away

>>172257547
Guess I will have enough dust to craft Ragnaros after all.

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>>172257392
Leave it to us!

>>172257896
When is the last day we can craft him?

>>172257978
you'll always be able to craft him, he just won't be playable in standard.

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>>172257547
>raise price of game by 50%
>raise EU prices by an additional 10%
>give 7 packs worth of stuff
>suddenly not jews
fuck off zeriyah

>>172257749
>>172257837
I hope both of you are meming.

Insta-pick Shaku.

>>172258062
No, I mean when is the date to get the full dust value back?

As long as we craft him before X, we get the dust back

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The state of the game makes me want to cry. The intelligent gameplay has been dying for 4 years now and we have reached the breaking point.

Reynad is right, cards play you and you dont play the cards. Every deck that had skillbased element has been nerfed in favor of curvestone because devs didnt want skillful players to win more than casual userbase.

Is there a CGI where this isnt the case? Is there a digital card game that requires thought to win and outsmart the opponent?

>>172257489
you still haven't accepted my friend request

>>172258362
>accepting a friend request from some wicked retaded gooba
gfy

>>172258265
heartharena ranks shaku as convincingly the worst card of the three with y'shaarj the best but rafaam only one point away

>>172258461
>gfy
jokes on you. i already did.

6 mana

4/3

what does it do, /hsg/?

>>172258265
>not picking Arch Meme Braaapfaam
have fun with your River Crokolisk

>>172258362
I'm driving home from work calm down bruh

Also Western MA bro should post tag

>>172258649
be the worst waifu panda of the expansion

>>172257749
you'll get more plays out of shaku, but for a 3 drop it doesn't really impact the board much

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>>172258080

>>172258649
Puts your swashburglar into play without a battlecry.

>>172258530
which goes to show you just how shit heartharena is

>>172258831
I'd trust them over the shieldbearer general desu
also rafaam is a really good card in arena and has always been while shaku seems only pretty good although I've never drafted him

>>172257749
ez shaku
rafaam is a good finisher in arena, but you wanna go fast as rogue

anyone who thinks shaku is shit underestimates the value in forcing the opponent to play around even more random bullshit than usual

Reminder that Adapt is the new Joust

>>172258964
since I've seen /hsg/tournaments, I know as well to not trust a single word from here. This place is only good to shitpost and rant about the game, nothing more.

>>172259025
This, 9/10 Mana is too much for a rogue, even if Y'shaarj has some good value.

>>172259194
Adapt is just discover with a limited card pool

Quests might turn out to be the new joust, there's better late game and better early game than them

>>172258964
im not saying rafaam is shit. he's pretty good sure, but shaku can be played easier and has good value. he's also a priority target so if you need some damage spared from your face, he's good.

y'shaarj is inexcusable shit though outside of meme decks

>>172259194
not really. you're guaranteed something where joust can just flop. it's more like spare parts.

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>>172257273
>can I copy your homework edition

>>172259194
>joust
>works 40% of the time at best
>adapt
>works 100% of the time

retard, you've got a 3/10 chance of seeing the exact thing you want, and usually there will be more than 1 that will benefit you

>>172258649
>>172258649

Swaps your silver hand recruit for a BIG GUY 4 U

>>172259473
ehh, it's easier to use 2 3/3s in your deck with all the low mana deathrattles

>>172259439
>y'shaarj is inexcusable shit though outside of meme decks
confirmed for never playing arena
Y'Shaarj is great in arena as arena is all about raw stats and tempo and Y'shaarj provides both
not sure he's actually better than Rafaam as he's so powerful in arena but It's close

>>172258649
Every time you play a minion, draw a card.

>>172259194
adapt at least does something even if you don't like it

that's like saying Kazakus is a joust card

>>172259473
>legendary has same effect
KEK
E
K

problem is princess' ability was actually really strong but suffered from improper mana cost, so she couldnt capitalize on sylvanas and savanna. I expect it to be powerful but jesus, what a waste of a lego space.

>>172259775
Alternatively, every time you play a minion, swap it with a minion in your deck.

>>172257547
>giving away free stuff
>"FUCK THOSE JEWS"

>>172259473
When are we getting a 4 mana 4/4 with divine shield and deathrattle: equip an ashbringer?

>4k dust incoming once the xpac releases
wew, maybe I'll actually be able to play a tier 1 deck upon release

I hope you retards aren't planing on dusting all your good rotating cards once the rotation hits.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klmp1_HYIig

>>172259473
What annoys me is the stupid text inconsistency. It's literally the same effect and instead of ctrl+c and ctrl+v, they actually reword it in a worse way.

But it's team Retard so I'm not sure why I expected anything from them.

>>172259694
the problem is that he's slow as fuck in any case. pulling out a low stated minion isn't worth the 10 mana.
if your choices were nat pagle and millhouse manastorm, obviously he's the better choice, but otherwise rafaam and shaku are much better

>>172259656
Missed the point

>>172260178
oh god, its going to trigger the deathrattle then remove the deathrattle effect from the targetted card

>>172260119
You have to admit that the timing for the song was almost perfect.

>>172259976
Never. Tirion is very powerful and played in the few Paladin decks on ladder. Just that Paladin's other early game sucks horse dicks so you rarely live long enough to have Tirion on the field.

Also Priest will play him 4 times before you even draw him.

>>172260119
kill yourself

>>172260246
what, that they use the same effect on a different card?

oh man, stop the fucking presses

>>172260020
>Sitting on all my gvg and naxx cards I never use in wild
>Even the useless ones like maexxna
>Don't want to dust them
>Struggling to get dust every time decks get updated

>>172260529
Yeah they should remake a rare that has divine shield and taunt and a death rattle that equips a 5/3 weapon....

>>172259948
>They aren't giving us enough free shit
>"FUCK THOSE JEWS
Is what they're really saying

>>172260758
You can dust some of the really worthless ones. But for the love of God, don't be one of those retards that will dust cards that auto-win some brawls like Flamewanker.

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Preorder Un'goro or ill snap your neck with my bear hands

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This is complete garbage right, like in order for it to get value you would need to be so far behind pressing the button turns 2 and 3 if you wanted to play it on curve

>>172257547
>increase the price of the game by a shitload to some regions
>remove adventures and add 1 more expansion per year to make it even more expensive
>add 3 more legos per expansion and every class now has 2 legos
>gives relevant 2 packs, 100 gold and 100 dust

Fucking based! I love Ben's cut dick hitting the back of my throat.

>be pally, fighting priest in shit-low ranks
>faggot spammed his greeting until I squelched him (I gave him a "Well met!" the fist time)
>still see his character icon light up for the entire game as he tries to spam
>have him down to 3 with Paletress and some other thing I don't remember anymore
>I'm at 4 with two Peacekeepers and a Shieldmasta
>Paletress kills the Shieldmasta, the other thing he had (debuffed by a Peacekeeper) takes me to 3
>he plays two other minions I don't remember which emptys his hand, heals himself to 5, triggers Paletress, who summons fucking Tyrion
>I know what I must do
>Peacekeeper 1 kills himself to pop Tyrion's bubble
>Equality
>Consecration
>summon Recruit
>Peacekeeper 2 takes him to 2
>he heals to 4, I've got this unless he pulled Cthun
>nope, but he Shadow Word Pains the Peacekeeper
>my turn
>pull Truesilver Champion
>"Well met!"
Never has a win felt sweeter.

>>172257547
Other online card games give away log in bonuses every day of every week. Forever.


Blizzard does it for one week.

They're still jews.

>>172261184
yes, the game needs class cards thaat count as silver hand recruits

>>172261184
the cards that summon 1/1s for paladin are also silver hand recruits right so you could play that and fill with some of those then drop this and instead of a bunch of 1/1s youd have a bunch of adapted 1/1s

>>172261184
that one cost spell that summons two might give it some playability.... if silver hands get a bit more support

>>172259346
Adapt is just Druid's Chose one for every class.

>>172261184
Looks pretty fucking good in wild.
Curves right after Mustard for Battle.

>>172261184
This is actually pretty good
You could wait for turn 6 to play it with two of the new bad living roots and then
Wait no it's still shit

>>172261549
>muster for battle, 3 mana, 3 1/1s, and a weapon
>or just play pirate warrior and coin out first mate and deckhand and get all of that turn 1 plus extra with the deckhand charging

ebin

>>172261549
muster on 3
that thing on 4
quartermaster on 5

>le FREE daily rewards!!
it's not free if they took them into account when they designed the game economy you fucking children

>>172261362
>Fill your deck with some of those

You mean all 2 of them?

Lost in the Jungle is okay but I refuse to play Stand Against Darkness.

I am not stupid enough to try and make one bad card work by playing another, even worse card.

>>172261783
One of them is a single card, the other one requires you to go 2nd and have 2 specific cards in hand while also not having one card in hand. And you have a 16% chance to actually draw your patches on your first draw.

So yeah, totally the same.

>>172261878
on one is defending the nothing they give

Reminder, we got 14 free Whispers packs last rotation

How many free Ungoro packs are we getting?

We even got 6 free Mean Streets packs last year

>>172261865
Midrange Paly might be back bois! In wild.

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>>172261184
>silver hand recruit meta
>it's yet another "shaman already has the perfect answer"-episode

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Should I do the autistic grind with Jade Rogue, or should I do autistic grinding in another game?

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>>172261184
just play combo paladin

New warrior raptor 1-drop 1/1 deal 1 damage to all enemies

>>172261184
Yeah, Quartermaster was better in therms of effect and was played in a meta that included Muster, a genuinely good token generator.

This card is a understated piece of crap 9 times out of 10. You have to play it on turn 5, turn 6 or turn 9 (either with 1 or 2 Lost in the Jungles or with Stand Against Darkness) to actually get anything out of it

The fact that it requires you to have another card in hand (keep in mind that Paladin only has 2 token generation cards in Standard) to even be decent means that it's inconsistent trash that will lose you the game most of the time and doesn't even win you the game when you do get the effect off in most cases.

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>nuthin personell thrall :^)

>>172261184
Good or bad, the card will be tons of fun in Wild where people really loved "Midrange" pally with quartermasters.

reminder that wild is fun

>>172261184
I feel like with the 1 mana summon 2, this is actually pretty solid turn 5. Before the adapt it's a 4/5, which is normal (apparently) for an adapt card to have the stats of one drop below. Then with the buffs to two bodies, I think it more than justifies the two card combo. I like it. It also has flexibility of you draw it turn 9 and have stand against the darkness.

Overall, I think it's a really fair, fun card. So it will see no play in constructed and might be good in arena. Rip muster for battle.

Adapt is a shit mechanic.

>>172262521
What are the secrets?

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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1G_P6SnxDShU8i4YlbgdscnCaMxMxyFBNSQ38yLYCKL0/viewanalytics

Reminder that according to this:

>90% of /hsg/ likes to play Priest

>But also 90% dislikes Priests mirror matchs

>And that they like "le epic gamez of control and skill XD"

>While using original do not steal decks that they invented

>But 90% dislike fast, easy to use decks likes Hunter or Pirates

>And also 90% doesn't like to play against them since they are playing control and die to their early game aggresion

>Also most are poorfags that like adventures because they were cheap

>And that 50% are furries who prefer Aya instead of busty human females

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>>172261184
>they literally downgraded a class card over a neutral

>>172262594
secret paladin gets trashed by pirates though

>>172263051
Vilefin will still be in standard right? Why not just do murlocs and megasuar? Murlocs have more synergy than recruits and megasuar has better stats than stegodon.

>>172263027
I liked priest mirror matches when it was about careful management of resources and not SECRET AGENT COMING THROUGH x10

>only poorfags like adventures

fuck off zeriyah

>>172263051
>murlocs
>silver hand recruits

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why do you support jews and their kikery with this game?

>>172263415
i've never spent a cent and actively tell people not to play this game

>>172263051
>one forecs you to play murlocs
>other just boosts your hero power
Totally same.

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>>172263384

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>>172263601

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>combo decks are dead
>control decks are dead
>fatigue decks are dead
>all that's left is aggro and mid """"totally not an aggro deck"""""""" range
Dust'Goro will fix NOTHING.

>>172261184
>a silverhand recruit deck is notably worse than a murloc pally deck
>even when it comes to being adapted

How do you fuck up THIS hard

>>172263551
>one works with some of the best cards in the game
>the other requires you to spam the game's worst hero power

>>172263551
Yeah because a 3/4 and a 2/2 on turn 6 is so impressive right anon?

I mean, my god, it's only 1 mana under vanilla statline!

This new Paladin card is going to be played so much now that we know it can be a worse Boulderfist Ogre on turn 6.

God damn wiley Paladin players making everyone think that the card is bad to trick us!

>>172257547
>get rid of sylvanas and ragnaros in standard
>replace with ridiculous 7 drop (aka mini soggoth)

blizzard what

>>172263415
>4chan is super right wing hates commies and socialists
>capitalist company tries to make money
>fucking Jews!

Y'all don't know what you believe in do you?

>>172263027
>muh honorable aggro
Sure, aggro should always be a part of the meta so retards don't put in the greediest cards possible to make games last half an hour each. But when that aggro deck completely stomps any deck that isn't Tier 1, especially people that just want to shoot the shit with homebrews, then you have a bit of a problem there.

Any deck that doesn't just influence the meta but make it their bitch is cancer, it just so happens that more often than not that deck is aggro.

>>172263653
If you think Vilefin is bad you are the bearer of shields anon.

>>172263027
>implying Im not climbing with my own decks
Fag

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>>172263027
/hsg/ has ALWAYS been the most pleb-tier of the Hearthstone discussion boards.

it was ALWAYS about Priest cuckoldry and """muh honorable komb0 cuntrol decks""""""".

>>172263880
>(((capitalism)))

>Literally just a better Princess Huehuehan

LOL

ROFL

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>>172264092
>rooftrellan was in my dream last night

>>172263027
Yeah, this is weird to me. I HATE priest. Playing it, or playing against. It just isn't fun. You've got no damage out of hand, your plays are entirely reactive, and you never feel in control. You're either playing every turn just stuffing your opponent's plays and slowly clamping down a win, or you're taking it up the ass with all your answers at the bottom of your deck and minions that don't do anything when they hit the board. It's frustrating and dumb. I'm glad they decided to Mach archmage antonidas a class card, at least.

>>172264009
>Vilefin in the same deck type that uses Anyfin Can Happen

>>172264643
anyfin is gone once adapt comes out

>>172264643
Anyfin is gone, shield bearer.

>>172263027
>only poorfags like adventures

Shill - The Post - The movie - The book - The job - The Post.

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>tfw one of your friends is in the global games

>>172264643
Anyfin is rotating dumbass.

Murlocs synergize with war leader, seer, megasuar, look out, finja

Recruits synergize with stegodan

But murlocs are shit though right? Cuz I mean... Murlocs! Haha XD

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So when the cards get hall of famed, if I have 2 reg and 2 gold of the same card will I get dust for all 4? I should be crafting these cards for sure then?

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>drop Harrison
>opponent mouses over their weapon as it's being destroyed

>>172265102
You'll get dust only for the golds if you have both.

>>172265102
You only get dust for the best version of each card, and you only get dust for 2 rare/epic/common , and 1 legendary

>Golden "Hall of Fame Cards" Crafting Costs
Ragnaros 3200
Sylvanas 3200
2x Azure Drake 1600
2x Power Overwhelming 800
2x Conceal 800
2x Ice Lance 800
-------------------------------
10400 Dust Value

>Golden "Hall of Fame Cards" Disenchanting Gains
Ragnaros 1600
Sylvanas 1600
2x Azure Drake 200
2x Power Overwhelming 100
2x Conceal 100
2x Ice Lance 100
-------------------------------
3700 Dust Value

>>172263880
>4chan is one person

Tell your mommy that it's bad that she leaves unsupervised while browsing the internet.

>>172265225
>>172265247
So if I have 2 reg and 1 gold I should get dust for 1 gold and 1 reg?

>>172265362
yeah that sounds right

>>172265362
no just the gold one

>>172265258
it is, though. it was proven back on /b/ years ago that 4chan is just you, and a fat guy that types really fast

>>172265362
All you need is the golden version of the card

if you have the normal version, and you dont want the golden version dont bother making it, since you dont get any bonus dust

>>172265518
Listing up faggot. I'm a slim cute boy. Don't call me fat or you will regret it.

>>172265362
Yes, unless it's a lego

>>172265624
i didnt call you fat. im the fat guy that types really fast. youre you.

>>172265694
I think everyone except me was just a chatbot and this site was just a well elaborated trick.

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>>172265247
>want Hunter Dino Lego and Hunter Lego Quest

>also want into Shaman Elemental Lego and epics

>whoever I craft, I will basically only get 500 dust "extra"

I hate this whole double legendary class shit

>have a friend with 40k dust and 5k gold
>he spent like 500€ over the course of the last 3 years
>he has everything he wants golden
>he tells me he preordered because he wanted the cardback
There is no word in the entire english dictionary that accurately describes the stupidity of these people

>>172265973
>There is no word in the entire english dictionary that accurately describes the stupidity of these people
_________Cuck_________

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>>172265973
you sound jelly as fuck 2bh

>>172265973
I like the cardback too, what's wrong with that.

Still I wouldn't preorder because of that, but looks good if you're into paleo shit

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>>172266142
>>172265973
>>172266190

>>172265973
people like to throw money into the trash literally
goddamn what i'd do with 50 euro

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>>172266190
>>172266206
spot the preorder cucks

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>>172265247
>5k welfare dust

Its either
>Craft Finja and one epic, warleader.
>Craft Raza, two epics
>Craft Two echoes and meme withhomebrewn Echo mage on wild

I can only choose two out of three... What should I pick, Echo might be fun but Raza would be most viable while Finja is in the middle ground of the three

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>>172266357
???

League of Legends is a team game where one dead weight on a team of five ruins the whole game
What's your excuse, /hsg/?
Justify your toxicity.

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>>172264536
>>172264092

I'm going to post the full dream because I think it's a good greentext.
yes this was a real fucking dream why would I make this up, I remember my dreams really well

>Watching courage the cowardly dog on TV
>Some episode where he is getting chased by huge seamonsters near the shore
>Next show is Rick and Morty
>New episode where they find a robot woman and name her something like robotlady
>"I think its a good name but I prefer it spelled like brlyaodto"
>"Uh ok sure"
>TV show is now real life
>Robot is indistinguishable from a hot human woman at this point
>Watching a movie when robot waifu snuggles up to me
>Instaboner.mp4
>she leaves
>I leave, enter a bedroom
>become semi lucid to the point where I can think about her coming in
>She knocks and comes in
>Hot steamy sex time
>After a bit I lose lucidity and end up in another room
>Fast forward to the next time I'm in a bedroom
>Think about her coming in the same way I did before
>Its not working, wtf
>Suddenly
>CRASH
>The door bursts open
>It's Rooftrellan
>He charges at me
>I try to stab him with a knife
>Notveryeffective.png
>He collapses on me
>Wake up in a cold sweat

>want to try ladder for the first time this month
>reroll into 3 wins with any hero
Welp
Also, I want to make a jade druid but I'm lacking a mulch. Replace it with a naturalize or a savage roar? Taking into consideration that dumpster ranks are filled with controlish decks.

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>>172266464

>>172266402
Why would you spend a shit-load of dust just before an expansion drops?

>>172266402
Raza is fun buy not that playable.

Inspire is not coming back?

>>172266527
Hearthstone is a solo game where one faggot on the opposing team ruins the whole game.

>>172266541
Play hunter. Best way to not finish the 3 victories quest.

>>172266659
Not any time soon.

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>>172266325
>>172266357
>>172266142
spotted the poorshitters

they always get super aggressive whenever anyone mentions pre-orders or buying packs

>>172265798
That sounds like something a chatbot would say

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>>172266731
Hi Zeriyah

>>172266731
rank 15 whale l o c a t e d

>>172266691
>I can't win but it's his fault for ruining it
Try harder.

>>172266778
What sounds like something a chatbot would say?

>>172266579
I have climbed enough ladder, I only care about fun decks now.

Also all three of those are pretty stable cards anyways. Echo is viable in Renomage, Raza in priest and Finja is a murloc staple

pw4nyhof made the global games lmao

>>172266801
That sounds like the saddest thing ever, to spend so much money and just float around rank 15

Same with Kripp, he spends like 700 bucks on packs every expansion and then never plays constructed

>>172266731
>MOM GIVE ME MONEY TO PREORDER BENS CUM

>didn't play much ranked
>am sick today
>decide to rank a bit for rewards
>win streak until rank 17
>3 people who've hit legend in a row

What the fuck? Why?

>>172266990
>he spends like 700 bucks on packs every expansion
thats blizzard money though, and since they get the profits, they are just giving him free packs and you buy some

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>>172266951
>Echo is viable in Renomage
Yes

Yes it is

>>172266990

He does that because those streams make him that money back when he opens. Then he can make even more money by releasing a youtube video breaking down what he got.

He can probably even write that shit off on his taxes as a job expenditure.

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>>172266801
>>172266990
I know it is difficult for autists to understand the motivations of other people, but just know that not everyone plays this game for ladder or cares about rank.

I swear, most people on here must be high schoolers if they unironically enjoy """""competitive"""""""" gaming.

>tfw too old for .hsg/

>>172267190
Because if you've hit legend once there's no real reason to rank up ever again. I don't even do the rank 5 grind anymore

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>>172267274
>I don't care about rank anyway!! I play for FUN!!! To unwind from WORK!!!
end it pops

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>>172267534

>>172258793
>but for a 3 drop it doesn't really impact the board much...
ON ITS OWN. If you get cards like brewmaster a combo can be set up.

>>172267517
That's true. Still frustrating to be matched with them constantly though, especially when every all of them are playing meta decks like facepirate cancer.

>>172267778
This, the whole point of Shaku is synergy with bounce and stealthbuff effects

Didn't get anything good from my fr0zen packs, lame.

WHERE ARE MY PACKS BLIZZARD

>>172267957
they gave out the packs already?

>>172267795
>every all of them
*all of them
what is English

Is pirate warrior going to be rotated out? I need to get in on this op bullshit

>>172268242
No, but there's a pirate eating crab.

>>172262304
>Jade Rogue,
Why do you even think that will get you a high rank, buzzword shitter ?

>>172268061
No.

>>172268242
they lose finley but that's it and he's replaceable. they are making a lot of "fuck you pirate warrior" cards though so it might not be viable after the rotation. then again aggro decks have always been the best decks in hs so it might survive.

>>172268340
4*** atm. Still have a couple days to legend

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>>172268242
Soon

>>172263787
>to spam the game's worst hero power
r you retarded ? the threat of cards that buff a 1/1 make it not the worst hero power.

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Why do they say you don't make friends playing freeze mage?

>>172268516
Works best in pirate decks, good, too expensive and situational.

>>172268242
gluttonous will be the death of it

>>172268614
noobs HATE combo

>>172268584
>the threat of a 4 mana 3/4
Holy shit this is INSANE

>>172268614
Because solitaire is a single player game.

>>172268642
Not him, but yeah, you're stupid

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>>172268642
>Works best in pirate decks

>>172268809
>put crab into a regular deck
>works 30% of the times when facing pirate warrior only
>put crab into a pirate deck
>works 100% of all matches

Crab is a good tech card only for Hunter.

>>172267274
>I know it is difficult for autists to understand the motivations of other people
You don't know, as this is untrue.

>>172268502
Then I hope you make it. But don't use that buzzword. You are much smarter than that.

>>172268951

>Works 100% in pirate decks
>Works 100% at being a vanilla 3 mana 3/4 if you draw and play it on curve, otherwise its a dead draw that you cant even play without killing one of your good minions

??

Pleb

???

>>172268739
Hurr anything beyond attack and defense stat is too difficult for me,

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>>172269021
"Many persons with autism have similar difficulty seeing things from another person's perspective. Most five year olds understand that other people have different thoughts, feelings and goals than they have. A person with autism may lack such understanding. This, in turn, can interfere with the ability to predict or understand another person’s actions."

Source: https://www.autismspeaks.org/what-autism/symptoms

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>>172269307

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>>172268951
>put Crab in your pirate deck
>your best situation is eating your patches for a 3/4
>worst case you can't play this because it would eat your bloodsail or other non-1/1 pirate

>>172269194
It has all jade cards in it. If that does not make it Jade Rogue, then Jade Rogue does not exist.

>>172269307
>expecting silver hand recruits to live in an aggro meta
Better protect them with shieldbearer you shieldbearer

>>172269270
You mean a 2 mana 2/3? Yeah, wow, what a good card, everyone plays river crocolisk

>>172269480
2 mana 2/3 Beast is way better than 2 mana Battlecry: Fuck my own board for a vanilla 3/4

>>172269480
>tfw BLATANT POWERCREEP

>>172269270
>>172269387
>helps in mirror matches

Already better than in any other class besides hunter. What do other classes have when using it against non-pirates? A Crocolisk?

>>172268951
I honestly cannot believe there are people this legitemately bad. This is angry chicken level, shieldbearer is too generous

I want to beat the shit out of the fucking faggot that thought the jade mechanic was ok

>>172269756
Just hit face :^)

>>172259473
>slyvanas died for this card

>>172269812
>plebbit keeps saying how Sylvanas got rotated out because this card wouldn't be possible with here in Standard
>we had Feign Death, a 2 mana spell that triggers ALL deathrattle in a meta that had much more powerful deathrattle effects and it wasn't broken

PSA: Play control warrior in wild for ezpz stars.
Feels good catching people on the pirate warrior mulligan and shitting all over everything but reno decks

>>172269993
feign death is 2 mana do nothing 90% of the time. That's a 3/3, trigger the only relevant deathrattle

>>172269656
>>helps in the mirror matches

so basically its only good in the same situations that it would be good in other decks. Except that in other decks its a 2 mana 2/3 but in your deck its a 2 mana 3/4 battlecry: fuck my own board up.

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Check out the awesome synergy I drafted in my 1-3 deck. If you must know, it got enraged off of a recruit next turn and traded up the turn after that..

>>172270089
t. Malfurion

>>172267258
>i don't know how tax deductions work
are you underage or a retard?

>>172270167
>implying anyone plays jade in wild
I haven't seen a single Jade Druid my entire climb so far

>>172270128
>can combo a 3 mana card with a "relevant" deathrattle
>can't combo a 2 mana card with a "relevant" deathrattle

>>172270347
I have seen 5 of them at Rank 4 so far, yes in Wild

>>172269570
>>172269552
It's a beast as well, anon. And there is merit to eating the 1/1 since the 1/1 dies to Maelstrom/ping/etc, whereas the 3/4 is pretty costly to remove on 2 or 3 mana.

>>172270417
sitting at rank 5 5 star with CW right now, here's hoping I just dodge all of them

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Call it, friendo

>>172270484
in Pirate decks it being a beast is irrelevant

it'll only see play in beast-centric decks like Hunter and Beast Druid and maybe some minor tournament play in other decks.

>>172270551
Raggin' Swagnaros

>>172270551
Da Beast

>>172270551
Nat

>>172270551
tony
just kidding, hogger

>>172270396
The 2 mana card didn't give a 3/3 body

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>>172270167

>>172270396
>grandmother + feign death = 3/2
>grandmother + new 3 drop = 3/2 + 3/3

>shredder + feign = random minibot
>shredder + 3 drop = random minibot + 3/3

>>172270551
mal

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>>172270551
It's Pikachu!

>>172270735
sorry anon, bad luck

>>172270606
Pirate hunter will make pirate warrior look like pirate mage.

>>172270396
Feign didn't give a 3/3 body.

And as we've seen from combining cards, like Abyssal Enforcer, the combination is worth a LOT. Why put Feign Death when you can now put a 1 mana 3/3 Battlecry: Cast Feign Death in your deck

>>172270735
At least you can pretend curve Harrison can stop a Pirate Warrior Turn 5.

:(

>>172270837
>Pirate Hunter
Sounds like some homebrew trash
I love it

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>>172270837
Well deserved (You)

>>172270951
Think of it. Turn 1 little nigger pirate into patches, turn 2 eat patches for a 3/4, turn 3 play 1 drop beast and adapt it with the 2 drop beast, turn 4 play quest and 3 mana princess powercreep, turn 5 draw 2 1 drops, turn 6 realize you aren't playing a pirate deck.

>>172271158
No weapon in that gameplan for STB?

>>172271158
the greatest of pirate decks

>>172271298
>STB
>2017

>>172271403
>Little nigger pirate
>anyone but STB

>>172271298
STB will be killed anyways in fear of the mighty 3/1. Just don't play weapons

>>172271424
I thought little nigger pirate was the 1/2 remove a durability one

>all you guys talking about pirate decks
>my opinion is stronger than yours!
>there's no way that can be true because I've been training my opinion way harder than yours!
Give it up guys. Nothing intelligent is being said.

>>172271508
>>172271478
The only 1 drop pirates are Mini Ooze, I'M IN CHARGE, >2017, and the charge one.

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They should give free golden gluttonous Ooze instead of golden Volcanosaur honestly

>>172271883
>free golden epics

BWAHAHAHAH

Wait do we only get 1 golden Volcanosaur?

>>172271984
M U N D A N E
U
N
D
A
N
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>tfw

>>172272060
is that a mighty hanging ballsack held in place with a net?

>>172271984
Only one yes

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>>172272230
Wow, they cant even give us a fucking legendary card? We got Cthun for free

>>172271298
I run him in my Wild deck. +70% winrate.
Too lazy to change the bot script to anything else.

>>172271147
best girl from that show
except the va for main girl was obv amazing

>>172271883
The card won't see play. It's an understated minion that only really works out against Warrior. Such hate cards rarely see play unless the object of hate is over 50% of the ladder.

It helps you against Warrior, but it's awful against anything else. Do you really want to draw that while going up against Jade Shaman, Jade Druid? Zoo? Failed attempt of a N'zoth quest Priest?
Tar Creeper is a far better anti-aggro card.

>>172272356
That's literally only because 70% of the expansion would have been unplayable without him

>lose as Jade Water Shaman because I draw all my murlocs and none of my jade generators
>to Dragon Paladin

Fuck this game sometimes man

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>>172258265
Imagine actually posting this

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>>172272914
WHY

>>172272914
You sold your soul when you decided to play jade.

>>172269480

You retard Im saying its bad for pirate decks

>Draw in it opener/t1/t2
>Eat patches so you get a 2 mana 2/3 total worth of stats (Its not 3/4 because you're losing 1/1 from patches)

>Have it any time after patches dies
>Literally cannot play it without fuckign your own pirates up

Yah 2 mana 3/4 Battlecry: Destroy your bloodsail cultist good card to top dick when you're searching for lethal lul

>>172272356
And you know what that did? Made every shitter play C'Thun decks from low ranks to high. C'Thun after C'Thun after C'Thun, it was even more boring than the current meta.

If they're ever going to give free Legendaries I hope to God it's gonna be a random one from a specific set because I won't be able to handle another C'Thun fiasco.

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>>172272914
>have bluegill in hand
>draw finja
>oh cool
>draw both warleaders and the other bluegill the next 3 turns

>>172273347
>hard mulligan every murloc that isn't finja
>draw two minimum by turn 5 EVERY game

Fuck variance this shit is rigged

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>>172273021
But I'm mostly going for Water/Everyfin!

>>172273591
finja is cancer card

>>172273751
Reminder that literally everyone said Finja was shit less than a month ago since release

>>172273418
>trying Memedomo mage
>Memedomo is the last or second to last card in my deck 3 games in a row
>try RenounceLock
>don't draw any of my Renounce cards

Sometimes the game just doesn't want you to have fun. Can't wait to try Discover Un'Goror warrior only to have the spell be at the bottom of my deck all the time.

>>172273260

They played C'thun because they had c'thun. Not because it was too strong though, like Jade.

Theres nothing wrong with people playing a lot of a deck due to artificial scarcity

>>172273789
It is shit, it's like a less consistent patches, it's a high roll card

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WHY DOES CHAD ALWAYS WIN

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I just had a guy posion of madness my bomb squad leftovers while he was losing on board, top kek

>>172273926
Reason does not matter, it was extremely boring to play against, ironically for the same reason why Jade is extremely boring to play against

>>172259473
>deathrattle and not deathrattle effect
What if it triggers the deathrattle by killing it

>>172273983
>less consistent patches
lol wut

if all you have in your deck is 2x bluegill and 2x warleader, you're 75% to pull 4 charge damage out of your deck. It's even better if you have a bluegill or especially warleader in hand already.

>>172274010
Reychad confirmed?

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Are you ready for your first unpacked lego to be this guy?

>>172274103
>it was extremely boring to play against
Yeah, and jade / shaman / and pirates arent boring?

the only difference is Cthun is worse than them

What do people think the "apologies in advance if it's too good" priest legendary is?

>>172257831
Thinking about it, Blizzard has kind of fucked themselves with their resource system innit?

The game will always devolve to who can the most with their given mana supply on any turn. The game will always be about the curve and nothing else.

>>172274520
Have you played Hearthstone?

>>172274520
>devolve into who can do the most with their given mana
So what you're saying is.. the game will always be about value?

>>172274520
of course. which then of course also means in turn, that card quality of your mulligan and first draws, in combination with how well you curve out are the next strongest factors. aka the cards and system are playing you, not the other way around

but this has always been the case. you new?

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is this an accurate portrayal of zeriyah?

>>172274392
like jaraxxus but it just puts anduin in a sexier outfit

and better hero power i GUESS

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>>172274295

>>172274789
hero power to steal cards from opponent's deck

>>172274251
if you draw any murlocs in a game without finja then your deck is objectively bad

>>172266325
Drugs?

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It would show up like a Discover and draw in order.

>>172275073
lets you concede up to 3 turns early

I like it

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>>172274714
zeriyahs body isnt that nice, and her face is uggo

>>172275073
hearthstone needs to increase deck size cap to 40 (with the option of being anywhere between 30 and 40 for each individual deck) and to add a scry mechanic

>>172267021
I would say farts, cum at least has genetic material which can be useful.
They are pre-ordering Ben farts.

>>172274010

When reynad tries to look happy he still looks like he wants to die

Its funny because dude is rich and relatively successful

And yet
The stresses attached to his lifestyle and his natural personality still cause him to be salty as fuck at all times

>>172258356
>Every deck that had skillbased element has been nerfed in favor of curvestone because devs didnt want skillful players to win more than casual userbase. Is there a CGI where this isnt the case?
Shadowverse has a skill-based combo deck that's been tier 1 throughout three expansions and arguably tier 0 during a good chunk of that time
the devs allowed this to happen because casuals pay for the anime titties so it doesn't fundamentally matter if skillful players are given a more favorable spot in the metagame and shitters get shit on
but if your DCG takes itself super seriously and isn't willing to pander, it's either going to have to dumb down the game or hemorrhage money

So is the game looking like it win't be shit in a month? I'm tired of giving Blizzard money to just play the game for a few weeks and get tired of a stale meta.

>>172272060
golem get ye gone

>>172275738
/blog

>>172274010
Eloise is cute! CUTE!

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>>172275216
>zeriyahs body isnt that nice
thats the best thing about her

>>172276248
dat 10 year old body

>>172276248
>Savjz is pounding that every night
kinda jealous desu

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>>172276345
>>172276345
>>Savjz is pounding that every night
Savjz isnt the one doing the pounding, shes pegging him

just look at that bull dyke hair

>>172275716
And people said titties weren't a thinking man's attraction!
It's not even that it takes itself super seriously though. It's that wow is already kind of goofy and all over the place with its lore (a fucking Lovecraft reference? REALLY?!), and it's made worse by the fact that everyone on the HS team kinda comes off as someone who watches SU and enjoys it. Lich King expansion? Alternate cards for Sylvanas? Nah, we'll just make a fucking mafia expansion and mix the three types of mob in (Cannoli Mob, Bruce Lee Mob, and Breaking fucking Bad Mob).

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>>172276528
>pixie cut
>LOL BULL DYKE AMIRITE??
Moron.

>>172276967
cool, post some more pictures from 40 years ago

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>>172277109

>>172276528
Actually the ones with short hair are pretty crazy in bed, same goes for the ones that dye their hairs red.

>>172277767
Did you know big black framed glasses were in style too in the 50s?

You know what kind of people wear those glasses now?

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>>172277109
Mad your reddit tier joke about pegging fell on its face?

>Druid has avianna kun malygos and every single part of his combo in his first 14 cards
Ever wish you could summon a person next to your and just beat his fucking face to the ground?

>>172278057
that's a real smug looking human bean

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>>172278057

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>there are people ITT who unironically don't like short haired QTs
the fuck are you gay????

>>172278332
short hair is fine on cute girls, not so much on cunts and dykes

>>172278332
there are two types of people
1. people who don't like short haired girls
2. gays

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is it true that he invented Hearthstone?

>>172276325
>dat 10 year old body
10 years old is the pinnacle of sexiness

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>>172278878