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Chink Eskimo Edition

>[NEW HERO] Introducing Orisa | Overwatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNBmyM6Ievc

>Developer Update | Introducing Orisa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWqhXWRaMmU

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753535162

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20635660#patchnotes

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

>Previous thread
>>171990349
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>enemy team says our Genji is tryharding in QP because he keeps destroying them
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I want to hug Reinhardt!
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Post cute
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Just how awkward is Winston around Tracer?
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>>172032897
they already sent love letters to each other in christmas comic, genji hittin dat with his robo dick
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>Lucio was being able to Za Warudo everybody
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>get a card for 2000 damage boosted

I could deal more shooting my pistol
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>>172033302
Loli Fareeha is cute
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>>172033181
You know at the end of a round when time slows down? That was Lucio's original ult. It'd slow down time for everyone but him.

>>172033290
Yeah It'd have to be SUPER fine tuned but the problem with ults like that affecting everyone would be that it'd be broken as shit
When Ekko came out for LoL about a year ago people speculated his ult would turn back the ENTIRE game for EVERYONE by 4 seconds. That sounds stupid but most fights in the game last less than 10.
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>grouping up in "solo queue"
If you're not grouping up with at least 1 other person you know you're gimping yourself
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i'm depressed, way behind on my university projects i don't even want to touch and i want to die
please post some cute for me
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>>172033801
It will get better
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>>172033302
>>172033801
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>>172033801
Sorry to hear that anon.
best cute incoming
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Why can't i break 28xx lads? ;_;
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>>172033801
Tracer's cute!
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>>172033356
Yikes, I've never got second-hand embarrassment from a comic before.
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>>172033871
>reddit
Faggot
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>>172033801
>please post some cute for me
Next time spare us the details please, misery disgusts Hana
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>>172033890
You've either reached your limit for now or you're being caught in the landslide of salty ex-diamonds throwing games
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>>172033801
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>>172033801
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>>172033801
just do your fucking homework Anon
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I'm going to marry Fareeha!
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>>171993712
Was Ana the only one that didn't get one shot here or did she have a hp buff?
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>>172033990
Who is this semen demon?
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>>172033801
you're going to fail out university and be forced back to your NEET life depending on your family while they tell you how useless you are, this is all your fault and stems from your ineptitude and lack of intelligence, the world would be better off without you and you would stop burdening your family if you died.
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>>172034313
nice try anon, but i'm on last year and it's pretty much impossible to fail out now
the rest is probably true though
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>>172034252
Didn't get a direct hit on her
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>>172034108
You have to defeat her mother in unarmed combat first.
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>>172034252
Both McCree and Pharah received direct hits
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Lucio's ultimate is ass. It lasts for such a tiny period of time and decays so quickly it can't actually protect your team from all of the damage it ever needs to.

I would much prefer if it was a turbo amp up for quick regen or made everyone SANIC for a few seconds instead.
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>>172034482
I'll just come dressed in a suit made out of pork.
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Should I just keep this?
Season high was 2350 but I don't think I'm climbing anytime soon. I'm perma tilted and get super angry at the smallest thing even though I win 60%+ when I get to play dps. This game pisses me off more than any other game I've ever played.
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>>172034643
Playing Dota ranked would make you suicidal then.
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>>172034715
It doesn't though. I was gonna specify but just went with "other games". Dota 2 is one of them, and I never get as angry at it or at fighting games.
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>it's a "Someone instalocks Reinhardt and he's actually good" episode
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>>172034643
Ranked is a meme anon unless you play with 1-2 other people in a premade.
Last season high was 3170 playing with an equally rated friend, this season decided to solo, I'm at 2550 right now.
Unless you can solo half the enemy team and carry or you get lucky with a decent team you're not going anywhere son.
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>>172034850
>it's a "duo queuers instalock dps and actually carry" episode
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>>172034587
t.bronze
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>>172034956
very rare episode
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>>172034643
If you are getting so angry over a videogame you need to take a break.
>>172034715
Dota is not nearly is bad for me, probably because it's not full of mouth-breathing lolbabbies who will flame you for 20 minutes if you go against the ""meta""
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>>172035042

Literally mid diamond solo q.
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>>172034781
I don't know how you don't get upset at Dota, not even gonna go full 'me ooga, team booga' mode, but the games go 40+ minutes, one mistake can make you lose, you're left dwelling for a long period of time after about what you could have done diffrrently like item choices, maybe a different hero pick etc.
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>>172034956
It's a "6 soloqers actually work together and play off of eachother stomping the enemy team" crossover special
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>get a smurf on my team
>he locks Widow
>teammates start bitching at him, saying we're going to lose
>he carries us
>we win
>58 scoped critical hits, 78% scoped accuracy
>queue without thinking that I might run into him again
>I do
>he's on the enemy team
>think that he might not lock Widow because it's KOTH
>as we're reaching the point, Widow blows our Ana's head off
>proceed to lose every round 0%-100%
>tfw I did this to myself by queuing again
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>>172033970
That literally fucking happened to me last night on Hanamura, 3 diamonds deranking and throwing only picking torb, sym and junk
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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does anyone else play a lot of a certain hero but has trouble fighting them when playing a different hero?
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>>172033871
>things really do get better
Unless they get worse. (The sad truth is that not everyone gets to be a success. And sometimes accepting THAT fact is the best way to cope.)
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There's really not enough Orisa porn.
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>>172035658
Good pharahs
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>>172033801
have some comedy
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>>172034956
I only get reruns of the 2 instalock dps who do nothing.
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>>172034587

Its literally "Give everyone so much health they cant die in fights for the next couple seconds"

In a game where people die in a fraction of a second, thats huge
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>>172034283
From rayman legends
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>>172035885
i find zarya and ana surprisingly effective against phara in the right situations
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Overwatch should borrow a page from Neir and have a next-generation Omnic assassin in the guise of a teenage boy.
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>>172034587
it's designed more to lessen the blow of enemy ults
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>>172036118
NO
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>>172036263
>Neir
k y s
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>>172036327
t. german
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>>172036263
So that faggots have more to avatarpost and lewdpost about? fuck off
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>>172036436
does this loos like "Neir" to you, faggot?
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>Play CTF
>Join game in progress
>Its 0-1
>Team is still camping our own flag with no attempt to capture theirs till the time runs out
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>>172036712
>playing ctf
there's your problem
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Did Lucio buffs go live yet?
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>>172036565
No. I'm not >>172036263 either, just pointing out that you're probably German as you're incredible asshurt over a simple grammar mistake,
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>>172036760
>lets buff lucio he hasn't seen enough play recently
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>>172036712
>>Play CTF
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Posting some McCree feels.

>tfw you focus only tanks because you're addicted to dem dinks and you want that high accuracy epeen
>tfw the forums are full of shitters who want McCree buffs that would eventually create so much backlash that he would get nerfed to hell right after
>tfw zarya's hitbox is too fucking small for that much hp
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>>172036905
I really don't see the connection. Anyone can get annoyed over a grammar mistake in a 4 letter word.
unless you are a retarded 'murican, i guess
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New Lucio is just a worse mercy with racecar speed gimmicks. His AoE is too small to be useful as a healer and he still doesn't heal enough to be competitive with Ana.
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>>172037067
Nier sounds German to me, 'ie' and 'ei' sound completely different in that language
>spoiler
Yeah, wouldn't be surprised if the guy who made the post was a burger
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>>172037074
Then clearly he's not intended to be a main healer but an off-healer like Zenyatta except with more disruption and less dps output
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>>172037074
Oh you have it the other way around. New Lucio is basically a Mercy who isn't complete shit. Mercy goes even further down the shitter now.
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rat boy hero
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>>172037167
>>172037067
>>172036905
>>172036565
>>172036436
>>172036327
Good grief, I'm sorry I misspelled it, relax.
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>>172033220
I want to get drunk with and cuddle Zarya
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>>172037321
>relax
>over some frivilous shit
Where do you think we are?
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From bronze to plat. much better than winning random lottery with placements
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Anyone else enjoying playing with underage plats who's form of communication is screaming with broken english?
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>>172036950
>>172036881

>Goes from healing entire team at once to only healing 1-2, maybe 3 people at once

>"Buff"

The speed boost is only there so people think its a fun rework and arent too let down by the huge nerf that his aura radius reduction is

That being said it is a good change. Its just definitely a nerf overall
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McCree is heavily outclassed by other characters like S76 atm. I don't think he needs a huge buff to damage, but he does need something to make his ult a bit more useful.

Maybe make it so that, when you are looking at McCree when he does Deadeye, the charge rate of deadeye increases on you. So people who go looking to kill the McCree put themselves more at a risk of dying.

That, and have the cooldown of his roll refresh when he gets a fan the hammer kill. Those two changes seem pretty reasonable.
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>>172037764
I've never seen something so cancerous before
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Mccree is now invulnerable during the roll and can roll up to 6 times until he runs out of stamina
fixed?
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>>172038043
calm down memezaki
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What's people's opinion on cowlady with bastion arm?
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>>172037904
What's wrong with Tracer?
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Fuck your car
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>Loremasters still MIA regarding what the baby would look like if I got Widow pregnant
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>>172038190
he's an autistic plat who thinks only he is allowed to dps
ignore it
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>>172038190
In the right hands, tracer can be an amazing addition to the team
Normally, however, it's just some shitter who instalocked tracer and wouldn't switch when a healer was needed
Then played the shittiest game of tracer ever seen
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>>172037764
That is exactly my ranked experience the last few weeks.
Underaged kids, le epic troll pick assholes and stubborn people who dont know that u can change your hero during the round.
Every second of my matches I lose because of other peoples saltyness.
Btw why do so many people pick Junkrat and Winston these days?
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can i just find
a fucking quick play game
that isn't a defeat screen
and isn't a ""waiting for players"" that goes back to menu at 11/12
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>>172037065
I mean soldier has survived being like this how many months now? 4?
And there aren't any thoughts from Blizzard to nerf him so far.
So McCree could stand to get some buffs too.
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>>172038298
I main reinhardt and Lúcio
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>>172038267
Assuming she could have a baby despite having no bloodflow, it would have normal colored skin because it would be able to breath unlike her. It would just be a very ugly baby because it's yours
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>>172038369
Winston is the center of the Dive meta, and with his barrier buff he's much better.

Junkrat no longer dying to his own explosives means he can be in the thick of battle without fear and cause even more chaos blowing shit up left and right.
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>>172038534
>it would be able to breathe
can a loremaster confirm?
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>>172038592
Yeah but both of them depend on the rest of the team comp, but most people don't seem to know that and pick them no matter what.
Espeacially Winston needs a good healer to keep him alive.
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>>172036118
Only thing better than loli Fareeha is middle-aged Ana.
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>>172038691
There are no loremasters because Overwatch has no lore :^)
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>>172038454
>plays literal babbymode heroes
>blames his team
that's even worse
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>>172034884
You just suck
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>>172038206
That guy is really annoying
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>>172038763
At first I thought this was a really heartfelt image with Pharah embracing her mom before she presumably went off onto her final mission where she might never see her again but then OH FUCK GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE ANA THAT'S NASTY
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>>172037861
I'm glad you are not in charge of balance because you are straight up fucking retarded. A simple change like i-frames on roll is all mccree needs.
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>>172038763
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>>172038763
>>172039129
Trigger called, they want their plotline back.
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>>172039209
bang could last a second longer
m2 isn't that useful
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>>172039209
why would making deadeye usable be retarded?
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All Sombra needs is bonus damage on hacked targets
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>be me
>yesterday
>forgot to lock PC when I go to class
>fuckboy roomates go on my account and lose 5 comp games in a row
>change my background to gay porn too
I swear to fucking G-d I'm going to kill these assholes one day.
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>>172039367
Sombra needs nothing more.
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>>172039349
It's already fucking usable you goddamn fucking fool. Just because you can't stand on a ledge behind the enemy team and instantly kill all of them with zero risk doesn't make it unusable. Do you know how fast it charges on 200 HP targets? Stop trying to teamkill with it and use it instead to corner a lucio at a crucial moment.

This game is about fucking teamwork, is it so hard to ask your zarya to shield you while you ult so you don't die? Stop trying to make heroes in this game solo-team-killers you fucking faggot.
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>>172039553
but soldier can already teamkill with ease
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Just finished my placements yesterday.
S1:54
S2:N/A
S3:2813
S4:2218

What the fuck. I did well enough in placements, went 5/5. What the hell justifies a 500 point drop out of nowhere?
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>>172039553
>corner a lucio at a crucial moment
This would be a good use of Deadeye if I sucked at the game. Fortunately I can just reliably shoot the Lucio using my left mouse button instead.
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>>172039553
So S76 gets a free pass with his long fucking aimbot ult that has full mobility and use of all of his skills. Fucking moron.
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>>172039553
the point is why use deadeye at all when you can left click just as good
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>>172039553
That would be fine if it wasn't more effective to just click on people.
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>>172039553
If McCree was not vunerable as fuck or had a proper goddamn escape like tracer I might agree with you.

But why bother using deadeye to kill one support when I could just shoot his ass anyway with a left click with far less risk?
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>>172039709
Nothing. Competitive in this game is a meme. Don't mind the number, just play it as QP where people pick less memes.
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Which healer is more rewarding to learn: CinnaMon or CuppaChai?
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>>172039713
>>172039757
>>172039792
>>172039914
keep samefagging lmao
we all know his ult is good
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>>172039367
no cooldown on invisibility
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Whats the best player icon?
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>>172039713
>>172039792
For range, retard. At longer than mid range it's going to take 4 shots to kill lucio, which gives him more than enough time to take cover.

Deadeye right now gives Mccree the ability to kill targets at infinite range even though his main weapon struggles past mid range, such as pharah flying around
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>>172039984
american flag on eu servers
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played CSGO since 2012 or 2013, would i enjoy overwatch?
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>>172039958
Whoops
Mcgee's ult sucks, compared to the other offense ults, just admit it.
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>>172040139
No
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All waifufag posters and discord users are trannies, truth or fact?
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>>172039984
rus flag on american servers.
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Why can't i just queue for the fucking control maps
who the fuck wants to play 2cp at all, let alone in quick play
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>>172040028
So you're not cornering him, more like you are trying to snipe him while glowing brightly and being able to see that Lucio at far enough of a distance without an enemy sniper just headshotting you.
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>>172039375
Jacky, is that you?
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>>172040139
Probably
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>Winston's bug zapper does fuck all damage
>His ult also does no damage
why does blizzard hate him so much?
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>>172040139
If you have played any FPS more than 15 minutes in your life, you will not enjoy this game.
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>>172039984
Sombra's skull.
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>>172039958
Fuck off. McCree's ult is garbage.
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>>172040327
How much burst does punch+jump pack do, though? That's where the real damage is.
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>>172040181
It's a tricky one. It has the potential to wipe whole teams sure, but to do so he needs to disengage from the group and try to flank. This is highly unproductive if he can't pull it off. The other Offense Ults at the very least can be used in the thick of battle and don't require being a lone gun.
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>>172039709
Competitive should not be taken seriously especially not with this matchmaking. The fact that the enemy team can have a 6 stack and you're playing with 3 duo stacks makes this mode memes.
Until they fix grouping it's not to be taken seriously.
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>>172035651
torb works well as long as the team isn't a crumbling disaster and is allowed to rebuild the turret, all it requires is 3 seconds of shielding

this applies to both attack and defend
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>>172039958
>tfw detective anon caught me
dang mccree's ult is actually very good probably the best in game, i'll get u next time
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>>172040370
Agreed.
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>>172040450
If you land directly on top of the enemy and land a punch, 80 damage. The Jump's shockwave damage falls off very quickly.

Winston needs an M2, either a chargeable electric burst or a Donkey Kong-style ground slap shockwave on a cooldown.
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Always looking for friendos to play comp with

NA support main at 2100

Btag - Mollywhoppin#1159
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>>172040602
Torb should only care about upgrading a turret only when he wants to ult. Otherwise there's no point, just shoot people.
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When you end the match with gold healing as roadhog.
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>>172040830
QP sure, but I lag like nothing else while playing with Americans. I wouldn't want to risk both our Ranks in Comp.
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>A brain dead hero like winston counters 2 of the most hard to play heroes in the game
is that balanced so shitters can't complain about getting stomped?
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>>172040847
it's literally double dps and double health making it much more difficult for flankers to solo it, plus your ult doesn't work with a level 1 turret

if you're ulting and then upgrading 99% of the time someone on the enemy team will just focus on the turret causing you to repair 149/150 constantly from a dva shooting across the map fuck you blizzard, fix your shit
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>>172040847
>spending those 3 seconds shooting is way better than a long time investment turret
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>genji instalock in the team
>his voice is not even the voice of a 10 year old
>hes not using push to talk
>he asks for healing in voicechat all the time while running around at the edge of the map
>our hanzo asks for healing in voice chat
>same age as genji probably
>genji's mom start yelling at genji for not cleaning up the room
>constantly yelling into microphone
>genji disconnects

im having one of the best keks of the year here
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>>172040961
Im in Japan so it shouldn't be bad, I could care less about rank, just want friends to play with ~
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>ywn release your seed inside Mei while your fingers are intertwined with her's while you both proclaim that you love each other
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>>172041026
holy fuck i've just played with kids as well, something's wrong today.
>>
Hana Song
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>>172039941
Pls send help.
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>>172039958
you got me
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>>172040861
>i felt the enemy 30 ults and think i am good: the post
every fucking hour
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>>172041129
its weekend
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>>172041149
has a dong.
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>>172033603
so is adult Fareeha
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>>172040806
>M2 is a Zarya-type beam of electricity that does slightly more dps for more ammo/tick and can't auto-target people
>can slap down his shield and detonate it (like in recall actually) for a weaker tracer bomb that hurts anyone inside the bubble

too strong?

>>172039984
>pic
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>>172040995
oh no you might have to switch heroes in a game based around switching heroes
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>>172041553
umm no you are supposed to main a champ all the time and solo carry the game with it
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>+18-20 per win
>-24-30 per lose

Even with 70% winrate, I'm still losing points. I hate hidden mmr
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>>172041312
no adult fareeha is retarded and has dumb voice lines
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>>172041286
E-I-E-I-O
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>4 hours ago
>fap to some pharmercy porn
>accidentally cum on my chair, don't have time to clean it up because found a comp match
>spill some pepsi on it while playing, match still not over
>match finally ends after 10 minutes, can't clean all of it up anymore because it absorbed into the chair
>it's still stinking so bad it's giving me a headache
help
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>>172041785
You are playing support? Because blizzard has gone full retard, now you have to be on fire in order to get full SR gain and not get a big ass loss, and supports aren't good for going on fire since direct killing blows are the thing that gives most fire meter. If you want to climb up, you MUST play DPS.
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>>172041973
how do people go through life like this
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>>172041996
still haven't seen any actual proof to that
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>>172041553
tfw have to swap heroes because little timmy wants to play munki after dinner
don't worry timmy, mommy's gonna tape down left click for you
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SHOULD I LEARN ANA OR LUCIO IN ORDER TO BE USEFUL REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>172042105
Dozens and dozens of players have noticed it and are complaining everywhere, do you think it's just a big coincidence? If you don't believe it just go into a game, win one match as DPS and one match as support, in this order if you will, and you'll see that the winstreak support victory barely reaches the SR gain you got with the DPS victory . It's real.
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>>172041996
From what I noticed, the games I got more SR was the ones I got more gold medals.

It's retarded, because medals don't mean anything. I helped a lot as Ana sleeping darting and helping my Rein and I got +18
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>>172042250
>muh skill

Why not just play CS:GO where everyone has to aim?
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>>172041785
How does one raise hidden MMR? This is a dumb mechanic. If you're winning then you clearly deserve to climb, hidden MMR shouldn't say "NOPE YOU CAN'T PROGRESS PASS THIS POINT? WHAT YOU'RE WINNING? NO POINTS FOR YOU!"
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>>172040536
I dont want to sound like an asshole but even when disengage from your team you put them at a disadvantage because they are down one man and if the enemy team is smart enough they will capitalize on that.
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>>172041996
>>172042105
>>172042306
>>172042336
It's probably not real, but should be.
Playing support isn't actually playing a shooter. You're just falling for Blizzard's meme game design illusion where you appear to be a skilled player even though you're doing what an 8 year old with a Gamecube controller could do.
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>>172040327
>>172040806
>>172041494
>>172041494
I don't fucking understand why winston's melee isn't 75 or 100 damage. He's a giant fucking gorilla.

An 80 year old fart that throws her piss does the same amount of melee damage as 500kg of muscle.
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>>172042389
That's exactly what I'm saying, it's a terribly designed ability.
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>>172042405
>t. bronze
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>>172042336
>because medals don't mean anything.
>pure stats dont mean anything
>I did 800 damage and got 3 elims but those were all solo kills at the enemy spawn!
stats are fake news
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>>172042306
>literal dozens of mercy mains complaining
Should we nerf every flanker in the game too while we are at it?
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>>172042541
oh sorry I cant read apparently
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Do you save your boxes?
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>>172041973
Cold water and friction you fucking invalid child
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>>172042684
Who are you quoting?
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Why people hate Cybergoth Zarya again? She is pretty cute.
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>>172042785
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>>172042785
Reeee muh Tumblr stereotypes
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>Mccree's ult now does half damage if the target is behind a shield

How viable is Mccree now?
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Which one should I get, Firefighter Mei or Injun Pharah?
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>>172042785
because champion/midnight zarya are 10000000% better
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>>172038206

He's an omnic movie director, lel. What an obnoxious cunt.
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How do I play robo-sex horse?
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>>172042823
You dont like strong women?

>>172042878
I guess.

>>172043021
Will champion be available again this year, you think? missed it the first time.
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>>172043072
So how does Blizzard justify a little girl making an engine of war? Something literally designed to kill people?
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honestly everyone in the team should just get/lose the same mmr
trying to track invidiual stats is simply retarded
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>>172042428
Being able to bully DPS and two-slap them would be too much fun with Winston, and Geoff is vehemently against fun
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>>172039979

Invisibility on a resource meter would be fucking amazing.
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>>172042956
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>>172043153
Apparently the gun arm isn't standard
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Someone got on me for walling off the attacker spawn as Mei and falling back because them not knowing we had a Mei was more important than the time wasted. Yea or nay? Its not like I do much with that "element of surprise" except get an icicle or two off. I can still separate someone from their team effectively with a wall when they know Im playing Mei.
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>>172043153
>b-but it's to protect people!
>nevermind the gun with 2nd highest dps in the game!
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>>172039941

>CuppaChai

Zen?
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>>172043190
yesYESyes
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>>172042785
She's cute but thinking about how sweaty she must be after taking off her arctic uniform after having spent the whole day fighting in Africa makes me unbelievably erect, she must smell so damn good.

I just want Zarya to come home one day in a PMS-induced rage and force her bloody, sweat slick cunt on my face until I pass out.
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>>172043246
Really depends on the map, you can really get about 2-4 picks in Eichenwalde if they rush in, issue is they have to be retarded not to wait for 15 seconds and check the other team's heroes
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>>172043156
but it works, supports who do nothing but get carried and have no aim even intrinsically get less SR for being less skilled. they legit have to have their SR gains padded by blizzard themselves.
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>>172043304
Sniper Granny
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>>172043268
The reason Orisa exists is because the previous OR-15s got their ass pushed in by Doomfist. Not giving Orisa powerful weapons would go against her purpose.
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>>172043208
I was actually gonna get the blue one but maybe I'll reconsider.
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>>172043401
Yeah I dont do it on Eichenwald, but 2cp maps its easy to hide until the match almost starts and then wall them all off because everyone rushes the same exit.
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>>172043072
Don't position yourself like other tanks, you'll just die, take safe distances, preferably on the high ground. You don't need to be with your team, you can barrier them from a distance and shoot in.
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>Watch the Overwatch pro thing on Twitch
>One of them is very obviously aimbotting
>They stop showing his perspective for a couple rounds
>When they finally switch back to him, his aim is noticeably worse
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>>172043408
>play the role equally important to dps
>get shit on because muh skillcap
That's a retarded logic and the main reason pub games are such a fucking shitshow
try pulling that in any remotely competitive game (see dota 2) and you'll just get shit on instantly
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>>172043487
Both of them are pretty good
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I thought you say Roadhog got nerfed. Why he still one shot me as a squishy?
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>no S A D B O Y lucio skin

literally why?
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>>172043153
How else are you supposed to stop things like Doomfist? Sing at him? And the OR-15s had gatling gun arms, too, Efi simply modified it.
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>>172043730
His hook was slightly nerfed, his gun actually got buffed since it has less spread.
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>hide behind payload
>silently die in an instant
>watch kill cam
>accidentally one shot by spamming junkrat who wasnt even aware you were there

Someone defend this. Someone watch this and explain to me how Tracer doesn't need buffs.
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>>172043943
That happens to me all the time, but I usually blame my computer for being shit.
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>>172043943
>play the most mobile hero in the game that can reaction dodge everything but has garbage health to compensate
>sit in the same fucking spot looking at the ground for 5 seconds
diamond.webm
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>>172044061
bro what
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how come blizzard is everywhere and responds to everyone everywhere else but /owg/?

what would happen if they came to /owg/?
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>>172043806
It still seems fucked up to me. It's the same thing as a child soldier, they're just pretending it's not her doing the killing.
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So what's the chance of Orisa getting a critbox reduction? Playing her feels fine, it's just that she has no fucking staying power because everything crits her. I've seen her go from 100 to 0 in a single scatter arrow three times now.
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>>172043943
If you were actually paying attention you would have seen that bomb coming.
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>>172044171
The bombs reach me before my computer shows the bomb travelling towards me. Perks of playing on a toaster.
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>>172044192
>talks about critbox
>suddenly switches to scatter
are you retarded
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>>172033302


>>172033356
They are very good friends Winston just doesn't understand some human things.
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>>172044345
friend ships best ships
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>>172043882
so nothing happened?
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>>172044181
because nobody should listen to what 4chan has to say
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>tfw you slowly realize every overwatch character is autistic
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>>172044345
>>172044465
I POSTED THE WRONG PICTURE
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>>172043943
You shouldn't be on the payload as tracer in the first place tho.
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I want Blizzard to add a cute transgender girl!
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>>172044345
You know what I'd like to see? Dialogue that triggers between three people. Like Reaper's line where he berates Winston; have it that, if Tracer also happens to be on the same team, Tracer defends Winston before he can respond, calling Reaper a fucknut or something English. That sounds like something she'd do, watch out for her big buddy.
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>>172044607
you sound like the tumblr users of the depths of tumblr

"every character in overwatch is autistic and you cant prove me otherwise :))) sry sweetie :))) theyre also all queer and poc Byeee l mao"

>>172044665
discordfag tranny get out
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>>172043943
>>172044635

Do you two think this type of bullshit doesn't happen anywhere on the map or something?
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>playing 3v3
>take a huge fucking bong rip during the queue
>pick widow
>literally wipe the enemy team within twenty seconds of the round starting
>every shot landed and they were all headshots
>internet drops right after the round

The one fucking time I'm ever going to pull that shit off, and I can't save the replay.
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>>172044619
too late
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>>172043943
>fuck_this_gay_game.webm
>He says while playing as the gayest hero of the lot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKmmlz-EGs0

I'm
going
to
tie
a
noose
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>>172044665
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>>172044852
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>>172040247
what the fuck is going on here? I would have decked that dude. Fuck the cameras.
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>>172033801
Could be worse, im a worthless neet without education who just got off from closed mental health ward.
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>>172044852
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>>172044730
and you sound like a fedora'd incel
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>>172044708
I do believe there is an interaction between mercy and someone and if mccree is present he adds a third line.
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>>172045035
Looks like Robbie Rotten in preview
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>>172045025
how did you get put into a closed mental health ward, anon
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>>172044991
Because he's being a pathetic idiot and by not responding you're put a hundred levels above him?
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>>172043943
You are playing babbies first fps. This is not an issue specific to Tracer, it's how the game is designed.
If this bothers you so much, you should switch to another game.
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>>172044852
>>172045035
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>>172045109
The one between Mercy and Winston? I think the thing about McCree is fake. I had a match the other day where Mercy and Winston did their usual lines and McCree was there, but he didn't say anything.
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I want to see Amélie before Talon.
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>>172045247
That's not too bad.
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>>172045123
some healthcare people wanted to visit me, i agreed, they said my condition was too severe, got dragged to ward without my consent. that's the gist of it.
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>>172044991
the dude with the can is a slightly professional autistic dota player and the caster on his game made some (really) mean jokes about him iirc
It's obviously an overreaction, but the dude sort of deserved it and he'd definitely get fired for punching the autistic kid
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>>172044192
>peek a corner, soldier holding left click in one spot kills me in 1.5 seconds flat, just watched my entire healthbar drain
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>>172045338
t. burger
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>>172044991
The dumper is EternalEnvy, and the dumpee is H4nn1.
I posted it because the story was relevant to the post I replied to.
Apparently H4nn1 changed EE's region settings to SEA or something, making him play a ranked game with 300+ ping, essentially making it an auto-lose.
Then he mentioned this a few times on a panel or a cast or something which lead to this webm.
There claims that it was actually water and the joke was planned with the production staff, but idk.
H4nn1 took it pretty well though and there wasn't much of a drama afterwards.
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>>172045316
I want to see Amelie break through and kill Widowmaker, then go vigilante on Talon
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>>172045316
Sad Widow is best Widow. Which sucks because she can't have any emotion at all.
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>>172045475
Explain why it is bad (Apart from hair color)
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>>172045417
ah so it was DOTA. yikes
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>>172043943
>stops moving as the hero that completely relies on their mobility to survive
>WOOOOOOOOOW HOW DID I DIE????

/owg/, everyone
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>>172045373
That's rough
did the ward help you or was it just pure bullshit?
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>>172045338
>>172045475
>>172045247
fixed
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>>172045537
because she ugly
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>>172045475
Wut. She isn't fat, she just lacks the godlike curves of D.Va, which is understandable.
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>>172045518
ah thanks for the info
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>>172045576
>>172045338
>>172045035

>western cosplayers
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>Kill Mercy first in a teamfight
>It doesn't even matter because of Mei/Dva stalling the point so she just walks out of spawn and rezzes everyone

This is the complete opposite of fun.
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ok let's get this shit straight.
>champ
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>>172045536
But she obviously does have emotions
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>>172045547
>moving while being BEHIND THE FUCKING PAYLOAD
>not moving
>asking to be killed
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>>172045682
>>172045638
>not DFC

no
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>>172045638
>>172045682
Ugly chink.
>>
How do we make Reaper great again?
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>>172045757
One does not move while hiding, as the original posts says
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>>172045757
are you honestly fucking retarded
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I just had a person on my team named "Amelie" with 250 hours on Widowmaker between all the seasons, only plays Widowmaker and does not switch, and we were on a king of the hill map.

Worst part is that he sucked and didn't get any picks. I should have believed the "don't play on the weekend" meme.
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>>172045556
it's not pure bullshit, they make you take meds and you have to wait for months to even get the rights to take walks. Basically they can make you stay there for years if you don't agree to everything and play along. It's rough but it helped, i guess.
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>>172045729
>ulti
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>>172045808
sorry ur gay buddy
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>>172045832
You are aware the payload moves through the map right?
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>>172045953
Asians are only attractive when drawn.
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>>172045808
>actual asian portraying asian character
>suddenly ugly
burger logic
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>>172045537
>horse bitch face
>fat cunt
>looks like a block of cement
>le ebay printed-on all spandex suit
>what the fuck is that hair and wig
>headphones made of fucking cardboard out of a garbage bin and painted with chinese store spray
>what the fuck is that bulge on her stomach, is that a fucking dick and if it is at least fucking tuck correctly
>that makeup
>the blue part on suit it wrong colour
>those fucking sock feet
>that overall reeking of american normie Stacy woman
>smile looks like she's taking a shit

i'm not /cgl/ and have never set foot there but I could go on and on.

even LowCostCosplay could have pulled this shit off so much better.
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>>172046014
Asians are ugly.

>>172046093
Here's more proof.
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>>172045972
What's your point? If you think Tracer should be inching alongside the payload at any point in a game you're the bronze faggot retard and no smug meme images will make it otherwise.
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>>172045881
man, don't want to bug you too much but i hope you're good now
have a cute Hana
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>>172045808
t. burger roastie

>>172045682
>>172045638
even that one isn't all that good.
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>QP
>team is un-meta as fuck but not pant-on-head retarded
>absolutely, utterly crushs a Zarya/S76/Mercy/Lucio comp with less than 3 deaths in 4 minutes
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>>172046093
be honest are you a woman?
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>>172046209
Thanks anon.
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>>172046152
we get it bud, you're a fat burger loser virgin who has never known the touch of a woman and unironically downloads hentai.
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>>172046307
Kill yourself
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>>172045912

> when someone calls it an 'alt'
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>>172046209
>cute
>hana

come back with a real waifu, son.
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>>172046002
at least they're attractive some time
purebreed americans literally are never attractive
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>>172044189
Who's pretending what now? Everyone knows Orisa is a protector, and she'll use lethal force if necessary. The OR-15s were the same, they all had gatling arms.
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>>172046363
>horseface manjaw
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I exclusively play Mystery Heroes. How cancer am I?
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>>172046391
>purebreed americans
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>>172046428
>it isnt pedophilia, it is hebephilia
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>>172046363
Best girl, no contest
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>>172046186
The entire payload thing is fucking irrelevant you moron. The whole point of that was "god damn, if Tracer can get randomly one shot without warning even while hiding behind something then imagine how shitty it is for her out in the open."

Like how fucking dumb are you? Have you ever even played Tracer? Step out from behind that payload/wall and there's a whole world of Roadhog hooks, Hanzo headshots, Hanzo scatter arrows aimed at the ground because sometimes spamming his log arrows is too hard, Mei right clicks, Torb left clicks, you fucking name it.

You are really stupid and I'm sure you only play low effort faggot characters.
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>>172046391

> purebreed americans

what did he mean by this
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>>172046358
do you have any more of the muslim tv news edits? I'm trying to collect them

does anyone have for example the one with Ana and Junkrat and "allah forgive me - an australian"?

>>172046363
>selfish cunt
>manjaw
>smelly hairy curry pussy and ass
>hur dur am better than u ;) pleb lol ;)
>literally autistic retard

Ok
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>>172046454
absolutely nobody cares, anon
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>>172046454
I play competitive pokemon/10
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>>172046403
It just seems like an obvious step between having a literal child fighting. Effi was created before Orisa conceptually, but they couldn't have an eleven year old running around shooting people directly. So they just decided to have her make a robot instead, even though really it's the same thing as her pulling the trigger.
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>>172046403
idk they got 1v9'd by terry crews, who are they protecting?
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>>172046454
Do you have fun? That's what matters.
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>>172046454
not cancer at all, at least you're having fun in this shit game
i envy you

>>172046209
I'm a Hanafag and that picture looks like fucking shit.
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>>172046619
Why are you running at the enemy frontline as tracer? No wonder you're here begging for buffs. Maybe you should start with your skill.
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>>172046635
>world famous hardlight architect, bleeding edge tech
>hairy
>he doesnt like curry
>strong features symbolizing strong genes
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>>172046793
>doesn't post a better picture
well fuck off then, anon
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>>172046875
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>>172046869

this, desu

She's smart as fuck and is a cultured modern lady who keeps herself neat and tidy.

Curry is objectively good.

She is a bit hung up on herself, though. But other than that, great waifu.
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>>172046716
At what point did Blizzard say anything about Efi herself being the controllable hero and that they changed their minds?

>>172046723
They did their job well, against normal problems. A man wielding a gauntlet that can level skyscrapers is a bit too much for mass-produced police bots to handle. Orisa was made to do the normal protection jobs and counter Doomfist if and when he resurfaces.
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>>172046716
It's the exact opposite, Orisa was created first and they came up with Efi later.
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>>172046619
Its almost as if tracer isn't meant to be shot at and is built around flanking the enemy to get the jump on squishy characters or people on low health
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>>172046619
You could have taken the bloody flanking route there, there was no need to be hugging the payload. Also, of course you could be killed by Junkrat there, the nade probably went under it as the payload literally hovers over its tracks, that's why Reinhardt can Earthshatter across it and still hit the entire enemy team. Hell, I've managed to hit and kill/hit people hiding behind payloads from afar by shooting their feets as Ana/Widow
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>>172046869
>>172047030
She's also ridiculously overpowered both ingame and also in the universe's lore.
Fuckin Indian Green Lantern.
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Is Tracer the best hero in Overwatch right now?

I mean, she is balanced, while also being fun to play.
She has a high skill cap, is pretty viable in high and low rank play, she has clear counter but it's not like they instantly fuck her up and a skilled tracer can still win against them. Same thing with the people she counters. Her ult isn't easy to pull off but can be very deadly.

Plus she is pretty qt.
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>>172047290
A more elegant waifu, for a more civilized man.
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>>172047402
Yes. Also she's a lovable faggot and can cook.
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>>172046869
strong manly features in a female just symbolize your daughters looking like dudes, you can say it, you're a homo. it's ok. i bet you have a collection of futa sym.
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>>172047402

I used to suck absolutely cock at playing her and I thought she was way underpowered because of my lack of skill.

Now that I've put time in on her I realize just how balanced she is and how much fucking fun she is to play.
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>>172047290
>symmetra
>op ingame
aaah yes
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>>172046875
Fine.
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>>172047529
nah, but id take her hardlight strapon to the hilt.
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>>172047402
But she gets killed if you stand still or run at the enemy team from the front. She needs to be buffed, you are a stupid person if you disagree with me.
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>>172047513
The only better waifu is widowmaker.

And in game i'd much rather have a tracer then widowmaker.
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>>172047529
Oi fuck off.
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>>172047619
but she has a 20 inch horse dong anon, to go with her horseface. there's no hardlight strapon.
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new skins/event when?
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>>172047815
Next month
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>>172047696
Which is why you put the two together and then you have the best of all worlds.
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>>172047720
you really are upset that i called out your preteen waifu, huh?
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>>172047821
Shad for prison when?
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>>172046454
>I exclusively play Mystery Heroes. How cancer am I?
Any gamemode that doesn't update your overall stats is shit.

It's all about the ecred and a respectable profile.

t. Lucio and Rein-main
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>>172047965
hopefully soon tbqh
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Best waifu.
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look, be careful of this gay shit in chat

people use this to try and lag you
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>>172047956
19 is like post-teen almost.
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>>172047883
Widowtracer is a horrible ship. Lena is for Emily and Amélie is for Gérard.
The only redeeming quality of the ship is that it makes my dick diamonds. It is weird that I don't like it since I love Widowmaker and tracer.
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>>172048139
>people use this to try and lag you
That makes no fucking sense. How shit is your PC that this lags you?
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>>172048128
i think they made orisa girl because that one developer was mad when people did not like bastion being female
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>>172048128
But Bastion is a dude. The turret is his dong
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>>172048162
She obviously lied in order to join overwatch you silly billy.
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Ever since the Chinese New Year event got patched out my game has been a stuttering mess.

It ran perfectly before but now it's basically unplayable.

I'm super bummed. None of the battle.net forum discussions seem to have any answers either.
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>>172048165
Oh yeah, there are canons that can't be denied. But it's a fair substitute until we actually find out what Gerard looked like so we can get some art of the two.
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>>172048327
>>172048251
>>172048128
bastion does not have a gender, so sayeth Chu on twitter.
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>>172011056
The point of the post was "What team comp means they're shit and need to turbo cheese", not that bastion himself is bad
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>>172048208
you don't understand
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>>172035105
moba babbies in general desu senpai
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>>172047956
no i'm upset you think an ugly horseface manjaw looks good. you might as well have said roadhog looks better than dva, because on the waifu tier sym is as butt fucking ugly as roadhog.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7liiL1wJ5c

Zenyatta.
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>>172048489
>you don't understand
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>>172048493
kys
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>>172048560
Adorable, but that really didn't need dubbing.
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Is it true SR gains for support characters is bugged?
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>>172048431
I'm just sick of bastion getting the reputation of being a troll pick when he's totally a viable pick. He's literally the hard counter to pharah the way I play
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>>172048538
at least roadhog is past puberty
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>>172048716
and again, i didn't say he was a troll pick, I said that he was the "we're too shit to properly defend let's hope they don't know how to beat bastion cheese".

though since the change to sentry form, does that even work as well anymore?
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>>172048561
even small things like dwarf fortress can create frame drops within the game when a lot of processing is required

this chat caused me to drop at least 15 frames

do you understand? you have no experience in computing if you don't already know things like this happen

somebody on a weaker gpu could be fucked
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>>172048707
Bunch of people were claiming it was happening and a dev said he was going to look into it but I haven't heard anything official since then.
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>>172048856
he obviously couldn't just tell crybaby mercy mains to fuck off and get good at the game
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>>172048560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt16EmqbfUE

I love Zenyatta.
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I was to plough Symmetra's ass and hear her autistically moan in pleasure as I ravage and pound her hard
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>>172043943
that's less of a matter of tracer needing buffs and more of a matter of junkrat being fucking stupid.
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>>172048974
The vishkar higher ups do it daily and tell her it's for the greater good.
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>>172048974
>>
Guys im a loss treak and im scared to play comp again because im losing 50 SR per match, how do i get my confidence back
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>>172048856
false information theres no such bug
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>>172049104
take a break for a while and/or practice quick play until you feel confident
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>>172048798
No, it doesn't, it's more spray-and-pray. It only works against big targets, the little ones don't take much damage if they aren't stupid about it.
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>>172049079
Now that's some bullshit, it's been made apparent that everyone finds Symmetra hideous.
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>>172048974
A shame that Indian women like symmetra do not exist

And if they do, they are an extremely small minority

It's the same thing with Tracer: British women are nothing like her
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Is Hollywood first point the only good torb map?
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>>172049302
she is hideous but I would still fuck that ass of hers HARD
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Why is he so fucking overpowered?
How do I counter him?
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>>172049526
Gibraltar on attack is good too.
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What are the chances of us having a spring event this Tuesday?
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>>172049689
shoot him i gues
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>>172049689
suck his cock
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>>172049908
which button does that
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>>172049526
Eichenwalde point one
Dorado point one
Kings Row Last point
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>>172049974
just crouch in front of his crotch and do god's work
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>>172039984
slam dunk pharah
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>>172049689
jump with winston and use shield on your advantage
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>>172038861
I don't blame my team, if we lose I will usually blame myself

But sometimes, tracer just isn't even remotely helpful
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>>172050328
gonna need a source on that anime anon
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>>172048826
processing =/= IO
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waifu fags get out
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>Silver comp match on Ilios lighthouse, we were winning 1-0 and their team was mad as fuck because of some thrower
>right by the end, their soldier and Mercy try to contest our point on overtime already
>I sleep dart him and teabag him
>for some seconds
>team comes back to the point and kill both
I feel like I shouldn't be allowed to do this. Why didn't the bloody mercy shoot me or something. It was fun, but still.
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>>172050421
avatar the last airbender
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>>172050684
do all silvers get so excited about hitting sleepdarts that they have to go and post about it
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>>172050660
no
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>>172050328
biotic field
also 76 does 500 damage faster than winston can do 200
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>>172050849
your bubble has 600 hp
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>>172050993
nigga winston is not a solider counter. you are literally free ult charge to soldier.
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Ana did nothing wrong
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>>172050812
No, I hit them decently enough I guess, it's just mind boggling that I walked literally unscathed from that. There was no one else by my side and the Mercy could have fucked my shit up as I really wasn't paying attention to her. It's different from an exposed mccree walks into my LoS and ults 5m away from me
>>
>Hanamura on Attack
>D. Va
>spend an entire minute with four of the enemy team chasing me around the first point and trying to get through my DM while I use the medpacks to stay alive
>five of them finally manage to kill me in the building to the left of the point
>NOT A SINGLE TEAMMATE EVEN WENT THROUGH THE CHOKE THE ENTIRE TIME

Fucking Christ, I hate humanity.
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So what is the general consensus on the new update? I can't even play Lucio anymore I think they ruined him but everyone else seems to like it.
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>>172050849
Can D.va Defense Matrix biotic fields?
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>>172051184
>mercy player is retarded
boy, never seen that before
i'm so used to shit mercies i died to a fucking mercy today after she actually pulled a gun on my 40 hp genji instead of running in circles like usual
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>>172051351

wut
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>>172051178
>died young
>comes back old
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>Teammate playing Torb on Defense Payload
>We ask him to switch
>Puts in Mic

"Fuck Yall, you all suck, I have 2 gold medals and gold elims, don't you know the Koreans play Torb, he's top teir."

>We all reply
>None of us watch Pro Overwatch, it's boring
>We're not a practiced team of Koreans
>Continues yelling at us
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>>172051329
...the lucio changes aren't even out yet
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>>172051329
Well first of all it's not even fucking out yet
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>>172051450
>he can't into Defense Matrix verb
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>>172051329
its still on the ptr silly
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>>172051351
probably not currently due to the "bullet must go x distance before getting eaten" thing since im pretty sure its placed too close to the ground for that to work
when she was "buffed" then maybe, im not sure if it has its own rule or not, i know genji can reflect them for some incredibly stupid reason so
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>>172051351
Not sure
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>>172051702
did you just take a shit on your keyboard and somehow made a post out of it
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>>172051492
Then why did you ask him to switch if you are not a meta slave?
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>>172033801
A person has lost only when they have give up. Get to working on those projects.
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>>172051702
Projectiles don't need to travel a certain distance anymore to be eaten.

And, no. She can't eat biotic field.
>>
Guise is winston not shit anymore after the shield buffs
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>>172051881
he wasn't shit to begin with but now he's even better as long as you are good at him
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>>172051881
Winston was never shit
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>>172051178
Except lose a sniper duel and then abandon her friends and family because of hurt pride.
If she did not do that she would have been there to stop the fight between jack and gabe and Overwatch would not have shut down.

While her daughter was mourning her she was in hawaii fucking some beach boy.
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So what is hanzo's purpose?
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>>172051881
Winston was always shit, ^ these kids are just slobbering over one Korean pro team that kinda uses him ok, you'll just get your monkey ass handed to you playing him
>>
does Reins shield take extra damage if hes discorded? I know orisa and winston have shields independent of the user, but not sure about rein.
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>mercy gets a norse skin
>reinhardt doesn't

how am i supposed to enter valhalla under these conditions
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>>172051835
I wonder if the hoodie, possible with the bunny ears attached, becomes canon at some point. She has a jacket so often in fan-art, but the game doesn't feature one yet.
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>>172052182
Redemption
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>>172052182
Killing supports and clearing the payload on overtime

>tfw finally in a rank where a Widow or Hanzo pick isn't a instant loss
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>>172051838
i was moderately sure they reverted that change a few patches ago because it was buggy as shit and caused shots that travel through teammates to never get eaten by the matrix at any distance
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>>172052182
Getting robot cock from his brother
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>>172052257
No, it doesn't
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>>172052182
Beefy muscle titties.
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>>172052365
Casual
Outfits
When
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>>172051602

No, I get that. But why would DM eat biotic field?
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>>172052531
>casual dva meka
>it has big shades and a matching jacket
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>>172052551
It can be deflected so maybe they thought it could be eaten as well
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>>172052294
>mercy speaks like she's from berlin
>mercy is swiss
>reinhardt doesnt speak a single word of german
>reinhardt is german
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>>172052405
They didn't. You can still save your teammates from Hog's hook with DVA. It wasn't possible before because of the travel distance
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>>172052531
Forget casual, I want my beach outfits.
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>>172052650

Dafuq. I had no idea it could be deflected. Lmao, how the fuck does that make sense?
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>>172052551
Genji can deflect it.
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>>172052605
I'm thinking a beach skin where the Meka is bright yellow and has VW Combi insignia all over it and a surf board tied to the back, and D.Va wears a frilly two-piece bikini
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>>172052398
But how though? Good or bad most hanzos i see look like they are just jumping and spraying
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>>172052195
>winston is bad because he can't 1v6 and needs teamwork to be effective
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>>172052531
never
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Ana: For a man of your years, you're looking pretty good Jack!
Jack: Well, all that stuff they pumped into me has to be good for something.

WHAT DID THEY PUMP INTO HIM
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>>172052674
>Lúcio doesn't speak Portuguese
>Torb doesn't speak Swedish
>Zarya's VA is Bulgarian
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>>172052721
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>>172051702
worst post of the thread
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What legendary skin should I get? A sombra one or an orisa one? I like both characters equally (played orisa on the PTR as well so its not just my first few matches). I have a better sombra skin compared to orisa, but there are only two legendaries for Sombra I like compared to four Orisa ones.
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>>172052882
Cum
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>>172052674
>Reinhardt has a spray with a German phrase on it
>Never speaks any German
For what purpose? Can his VA not speak it or something?
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>>172052905
>tracer's VA is actually english but was told to ham it up
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>>172052721
>>172052923
Shan't be reading a pixel of this
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>>172052989
I'd just save it for the next event.
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>>172052923
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PERFECTION
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>>172052993
iirc its because the VA is american and doesn't speak german but blizz doesn't want rein to sound like an american trying to speak german
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>>172052905
>>172053057
>Genji's VA is bilingual Japanese/English
>Offered to do the lines for the Japanese version of Overwatch too
>They got some other guy instead
>He's shit
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>>172052923
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>>172053206
>it's ok if tracer does it but not when other characters do
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>>172053138
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>>172052923
>>172052721

These images are not interesting enough to post them every fucking thread, and thank but I don't need a font size for the visually impaired. Leave them on reddit or wherever you grabbed them from.

filtering them now
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>>172052905
>Lúcio doesn't speak Portuguese
>Vamos nos curar galera

It'd be cringy af. No thanks.
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>>172052724
It probably gets treated as a projectile when it's being placed? No idea of the specifics
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>>172053449
The poor bastard made them himself and is begging for a pat on the back.
Just ignore him.
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>>172053353
Tracer's VA is actually English, but American Blizzard didn't think it was enough.
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>>172050469
>trying this hard to start an argument over nothing

the chat switch spam causes frame drops, deal with it autisto
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>>172053543
will do, but don't need to ignore what doesn't get displayed anymore on my screen
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>>172053206
The TF2 Medic figured it out. I'd at least like to hear Reinhardt curse in German.
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>ana: unviable at first, top pick later on
>sombra: still unviable
>orisa: unviable

Will Doomfist change this?
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>>172052182
Giving lessons on Geometry.
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Last time I let people take their picks and fill in.

From now on it's instapick DPS.
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>>172053880
welcome to the club, fillers are literal betas. take what you want.
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>>172053137
Eh, I usually don't like event skins that much, at least not enough to spend triple the amount for them.
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>>172053658
She's from Yorkshire, but was forced to make a Cockney accent iirc. I remember some brits here complaining her VA sounds like an American trying to sound English

>>172053526
Don't mean he should only speak in Portuguese, just some random lines and the ult, like Zarya for instance. I don't mind the BR dub btw
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>>172053834
>>orisa: unviable

How about you learn to pre-shoot the green bubble?
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>>172053658
Cor blimey, that pommy tart aint half bad looking now eh dontcha reckon guv, cheese and whiskers bangers and mash god save the queen.
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>>172049689
Use the meme oneshot hook.
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>>172054157
dammit I wanna wear that
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>>172054259
The maid outfit or Talon Tracer?
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>>172052182
To pass butter
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>>172054236
>DVA just ate your shot
What now, fag?
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>>172054373
the maid outfit but I know ill never pull it off
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>>172053449
>>172053543

>talk about the lore
>no lets shit post about maids instead!

Maybe the shit posters are right the general HAS become a degenerate shit pool.
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>>172053526
more like

>AEEEEEE VEI VAMO DANÇA AO SOM DA BATCHIDA EIN KKKKK AUSHAUSHUAHSAUHUA
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>>172054373
Wear Talon Tracer like a glove on my body.
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>>172033714
I find I win more often and have closer games when I solo que vs duo queing etc
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>>172053854
Why do gross, ugly men have to exist in this game? why can't all the characters be female?
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>>172054640
>Lucio is from Rio
>Doesn't play that funkzão to heal the galera

Preposterous!
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God I love maid outfits, everyone looks better in a maid outfit.
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>>172054617
>talks
no, shitpsted images instead of cleanly formatted text

>monologue
not talking

>maids
didn't post any

>Maybe the shit posters are right the general HAS become a degenerate shit pool.
Assholes please go back to >>>/v/
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>>172054236
>two idiots suggest roadhog/winston for countering soldier
literally all you're gonna hear is "i've got you in my sights" and the screams your healers/squishies dying because he's gaining easy ult charge
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>>172049689
>play Widow and be good
>play Soldier as well and be better than the other soldier
>play McMeme and hope you're much better than him
>play Hog and hope he's shit
Realistically, these are your options at the moment.
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>>172054763
>nobody understands my "DJ! VELOCIDADE NÚMERO 5 DA DANÇA DO CRÉÉÉÉÉU!" in regards to Lúcio's speed boosts and speed buffs

sensaçãomáman
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>>172052989
If you aren't running Sombra w/ Los Muertos skin you aren't winning desu.
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>>172054640
>>172053526

This begs the question to the non anglos out there: How did you like your localisation of the game? If your cunt tree is represented in it, how well was they dubbed?
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>>172054791
dont you mean MEId outfit
huehuehuehuehue
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>>172055013
I play with the English voices.

The localization is cringy. Uninspired VAs with even more uninspired translations.
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>>172054838
Well if that's the issue I can fix the text. How do define that as a monologue? You don't even have to read the whole thing, just do a quick scan to get the jist honestly. (though I guess I could put a tl;dr at the bottom).

And its not you but everyone else. If not posting them talking about them.

>Assholes please go back to >>>/v/
So is this the containment board or is /v/? Make up your mind. Because a few weeks ago we had plenty of perfectly fine lore discussion then it fell off the earth with people accusing other people of supporting Chu like we're debating over a female e-celeb.
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>>172054968
Sombra's default is the best desu.
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I don't know why but this fucking game tilts me more than anything.
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>>172055274
i said go back there
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>>172055312
It's a team game. At least you're not wasting close to an hour with a lost match because the other team still hasn't finished farming
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>172055274
Oh my god shut the fuck up nobody cares about your stupid bullshit
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>>172055312
Same here. Actually it just occurred to me that the only other video game that makes me as angry as OW is Mario Kart.
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>>172054791
I could use more heroes in maid outfits.
>tfw no maid skins in game
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>>172055274
Of of that fits into one image, use fucking notepad and scale the images to a normal size.
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>>172055274
Fuck off
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>>172055402
What makes you think you don't belong there?
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>enemy rein charges our lucio
>i charge enemy rein
>lucio dies cus i counted as a wall
keks have been had
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>overwatch "lore"
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>>172033926
Tracer likes to eat muffins
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>>172052865
still the only picture of mercy where she looks ok
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>>172055545
They are too big. You're completely right on that end. It's an easy fix though. Maybe I'll pick a different font and clean up some of the text too. It's a bit obnoxious. Eh first draft.
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>>172055013
Russian here

It's pretty bad

Every single Female VA in this game was done by a complete and total amateur hack who has how idea how to do their job or any idea about any of the characters

Which surprised me because Russian Blizzard localisations always top notch, Blizzard dropped the ball big time with Overwatch
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>>172055703
All she needs to do is let her hair down. Instant perfection.
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>>172055730
I thought 76 sounded great in Russian though. Are you the same Russian fag that said that?
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>>172055839
It being closer to white in that image than the weird blonde it normally is helps too.
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>>172052865
>Winston, Zarya, Tracer, Mei, Mercy
Who's the sixth to complete the comp?
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>>172056184
Are you blind? Sombra is right there
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>>172056247
Did laugh out loud.
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>>172045518

fuck that if i was ee i would have use fucking acid

like what they do in india, if you fuck with me i throw chemicals at your face and punch you so the skin melts off more
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>>172049302

>drawing a goy character to make its facial structure more jewish

oy vey
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>>172056738
She's Hindu
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Never forget.
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>>172055542
It would give the feminists a field day.
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>>172057347
Not that I support the maid posting but Chu has a hard on for formal outfits and maid outfits. We're very likely going to get that shit eventually.
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>>172057543
S76/Reaper maid outfits confirmed.
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@172057269
>widow main
>screencapping your own post
>thinking anyone gives a fuck
not even worth a (you)
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>>172057347
not if everyone gets one. maid luci would be amazing.
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>>172057543
Got an excessively long infomercial to back up that claim?
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How do I get out of Gold if everyone trolls or leaves?
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>>172057779
you get better, otherwise you are where you belong.
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>>172052674
genji
> almost all of his lines are in japanese

hanzo
>gets literal fortune cookie sayings and nothing in japanese

it bothers me more than it should probably
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>>172057943
Literally every other game I am teamed with a leader or troll.
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>>172057714
Just go look at his twitter, unless you're really gonna make me screen cap the 100th tweet on him saying "I love formal outfits I've been trying to get them in the game foreeeever ;)"
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>>172058027
leaver*
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>>172058109
Yeah go on, I don't want to sift through all his Mercy hotglue photos.
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>>172053340
It really activates my almonds listening to the different languages when the English VAs speak a pretty good mixture of them all already. Why no English for the other languages?
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>>172057654
>implying that was me
I was the one who made the torbjorn edit. I meant never forget as in "never forget this autism". And also you are rude for denying me a (You) and I will request an informal apology.
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>>172058228
I ctrl+f'd formal and found one right away. You can leaf through his twitter for his chat about Mei in a maid uniform if you like. I don't have the patience to find it.
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>when you hit the mccree headshots just right
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>>172058024
MADA MADA
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>>172058683
What a faggot.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Zinc Alloy
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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>>172058027
so what? the other team has that too. everyone has that happen. it's not why you're gold.
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>>172058821
Blizzard will do this too, except the coin is virtual
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>>172058821
>congratulations for giving us money five years ago! now give us more money!

also,
>>>/csg/
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i need healing
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>Be underdogs
>Play Zen whole time because only one with hitscan
>Team player leaves
>Manage to hold before first point; right at second turn.
>Player returns
>Tell him to go Bastion
>We push hard, die and get Mercy ressed, Transcend the win.
>Bastion guy gets PoTG
>Win with stats
Only 30 SR m8 Feels bad man
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This woman walks up to your girlfriend/healer and slaps her ass and whispers that she is gonna cheeky her nandos.

Wat do?
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>Winston jumps on teammate
>teammate doesn't leave the bubble
>dies
>"wow ana no heals wtf reported"
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>join ranked, the team is absolute garbage, with one d.va, 4 DPS
>attack torbjorn spams need healing in the first 20 seconds of the game
>I (as Mercy) look directly at him for 3 seconds and then give him a damage boost
>we both proceed to die
>attack torb leaves, game automatically cancels before we continue onto the inevitable shutout the enemy team would've poured onto us
How have you other anons won by fighting outside the box?
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>>172059259
zen isnt hitscan tho. orbs of destruction are just fast as fuck.
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>>172059259
>zen
>hitscan
>>
If I fucked Widow
1. Would it feel like fucking a long expired corpse?

2. Could she get pregnant even though she has no menstrual cycle?

3. Could she love our child/world she learn to?

4. Could she breastfeed or would it be frozen?

5. If she could get pregnant, would the baby survive the low body temperature?

6. If she could get pregnant even due to the lack of blood flow, would my seed freeze before she could get fertilized?
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>>172059729
>Play ninja attack torb on King's Row
>Jump out of the gates and immediately put down a turret and upgrade to fire at choke
>Enemy team deals with turret and rest of my team while I sneak behind them
>Get behind the point, put down turret, upgrade
>Team has to fight on two/three fronts now as I jumped down on point and begin gnawing on their legs like a good midget
>My team proceeds to mow and get first point
>Have Ult and respawn to clear out the rest of the shit.
>Get on point with Rein and Bastion. Put turret down and Turret helps alert bastion.
>Proceed to walk the rest of the way and ninjaing behind lines when we get stopped.
Pretty interesting really.
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>>172059729
that's smart
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>>172059950
>>172060030
It may be a third of Soldier's rate of fire, but its good enough for me to get consistent headshots when I need to.
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>>172059259
>these nintendo leggo legends players trying to use fps terms they don't understand
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>>172060387
it has nothing to do with rate of fire, he's projectile, not hitscan.
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>>172059259
>>Play Zen whole time because only one with hitscan
Dude what?
Are you fucking playing at 30FPS and just not seeing the orb travel?
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>>172060387
Just shut up you're making it worse
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>>172060387
>rate of fire
Hitscan vs projectile has nothing to do with rate of fire you dingus.
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>>172060112
The answer to all of those questions is that blizzard logic is fucked.

Widowmaker is suppose to have extremely low blood circulation but her tongue (and so presumably her pussy) is pink and alive.

In real life someone with that low blood circulation could not walk or fire a sniper rifle. So the answer do those questions is whatever you want it to be since real life science counts for shit in overwatch.

Of course widowmaker is still best girl even if her biology makes no sense.
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>>172060710
>>172060604
>>172060489
>>172060474
>>172060402
:Shrug:
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>>172060387
>>172059259
Just how ignorant are you, holy fuck.

Is this some sort of bait?
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>>172060935
And yet you still keep commenting.
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>quintuple kill
>enemy mercy flies in and resses them
>we wipe them again

I love to imagine the enemy team shit talking their mercy for playing a shitter hero on master/grandmaster.
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>>172060861
you know some gum chewing faggot somewhere was like in her concept design was like "eh, she's too much like Nova, let's make her skin blue. alien? nah, cryogenic or something"
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>3300 SR
>this still happens
>lose game shitstomp 2-0
>ruski zaria shit naturally flames the healer for "not doing any damage"
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>>172060112
1. Her body temperature is considerably lower, but she isn't actually dead, at least not in the conventional way we understand. It would probably be cold and maybe dry.

2. Even if she could I doubt her body would be warm enough to sustain the life of the baby. I would bet on her not being able to get pregnant in the first place, but I've got no hard evidence on that.

3. She's still capable of nascent emotions, but she's probably end up estranged from her child because she would be away from home on work all the time.

4. If she can get pregnant, then she can still breastfeed I would think. I'm no physician though.

5. already covered this.

6. I mean she's cold for a human but not freezing. I don't think your seed would have issues with the temperature. They're pretty tenacious if I remember right.
>>
Overtime is the shittiest mechanic I have seen in any game so far.
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>>172061640
How overwatch handles it yea.
>>
why do people still think that their teammates are the reason they can't climb
>>
>>172061892
Because it's not completely false
>>
>>172061892
>try to communicate
>hear nothing back
>no one has an idea where to go or what to do
>no one stays behind the barrier
That's why
>>
>>172061892
no one wants to admit that they're shit

even in silver, everyone thinks they are above average, when in reality anyone below the 3000 sr range is okay at best and diamonds are just above average
>>
>>172061892
>Diamond game
>Silver player on our team
>Request for a tank
>"Which tank?" - silver
>"Something with a shield please."
>Picks Roadhog
>"Come on man, we said shield"
>"STOP FLAMING ME." -Silver
I see no reason to stop.
>>
>>172061892
Because you can't solo play this game.
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>>172061892
>soloqueue
>~50% winrate, losing SR
>queue with competent friends
>ez climb

hmm
>>
is it possible to hit your skillcap while being low masters, i know not everyone is meant to be in grandmasters and i practice my aim everyday which seems to be slowly but steadily improving. I just can't seem to climb at all with and i keep hovering between diamond and master.
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>stealthy frail hacker
>says "I'm guessing there's no chance we can take care of this quietly, is there?" to Roadhog and Junkrat
>yells like a retard whenever she leaves invisibility
>doesn't even have a silencer on her gun
>gun is louder than bastion
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>>172061640
Not in TF2.
>>
>>172061892
>>172062248
>>
>>172039209
>A simple change like i-frames on roll is all mccree needs.

Roll isn't good not because it's not invincible, it's that it moves you nowhere and you still end up a huge target.

McCree either needs a range/dropoff buff, or FTH needs to do more damage.
>>
How do I better apply lucios speed amp?

I'm trying to milk those offensive assists and try and keep my teams momentum going forward but I constantly feel like I have to babysit them with healing since they keep getting hit and can't shoot anything
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>>172057596
Would buy in a heartbeat.
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>>172061767
I'm so tired of it. The game should not reward people for getting it together after the match is technically over. Why even play 5 to 10 minutes? Why not jump straight to overtime?
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>>172062679
There's also "Let's all change to classes that stall the most in hopes that we can make up for how shit we just played the game"
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>>172062492
>roll
It's at least fast, but it really covers such a short distance. I feel like Tracer's blink is twice as far and she gets 3 of those (though she does need them).

Genji's dash just makes McCree's roll look laughable. Genji could use his dash to traverse a city block. Then if he wants to go back, he just has to murder some guy with a shotgun shuriken to the head and just dash right back up the block instantly.
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>>172040536
>It has the potential to wipe whole teams sure

In theory so do most ults.

McCree's ult in practice yields pathetic kills, I only really see people using it to zone like when you're finishing off a cap and even then people can just shield themselves in.
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>>172042894
Not very as people would still just shoot him 90% of the time before he can get a single bullet off and then roll the 5v6 team fight.
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>find game
>king's row
>"oh shit, my favorite map"
>someone leaves before it even loads
>queue again
>Anubis

RRRREEEE
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>>172062818
it's really nice when you're starting to get the upper hand in a big fight and you can use it to pick off their hurt team members. A partial lock on a tank can chunk their health too.

But it makes him a laser light show, slows him down, and doesn't activate instantly. There's so few situations where triggering soldier's aimbot doesn't just seem straight up better.

He can still use all his abilities, the damage dealt is constant, and he moves at a normal speed etc
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Post stupid ideas that would completely fuck up the game.

>Sombra gets a backstab
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>>172063147
I do want to see a hero that is melee and deals more damage when attacking from the behind.

But I don't want him to have invisibility, maybe make it so he can climb shit like genji.
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>>172062072
>>172062201

I'm not talking about losing one game because of your teammates, games don't matter because for every game like that you also have a game where you compeletely stomp the enemy team. i'm talking about climbing.

If you are better than the rank you're currently in, and your team, and the enemy team is random, why wouldn't you climb over time?
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>>172063036
>He can still use all his abilities, the damage dealt is constant, and he moves at a normal speed etc

And gets way more out of Nanoboost or other damage boost abilities.
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>>172063147
Sombra and I get married and she takes time off from the game for our honeymoon.
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>>172057543
Tracer does have that one line in HotS. I know it's a Downtown Abbey reference but I'd love those as well.
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>game starts
>4 DPS and Ana instalocked
>pick Rein
>all the DPS spend all the game either telling someone to switch to tank or spamming gg while afk

>this is supposed to be the top 10% of the competitive playerbase
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>use cheap 8 year old speakers
>can perfectly hear roadhog's fat ass shifting tectonic plates from a mile away
>position accordingly and know exactly where he'll come from

>nobody else seems to be able to do the same despite probably wearing headphones
>get hooked pointblank from behind and bitch about hog being OP

I can understand maybe not picking up on other footsteps but Hog?
quit blasting whatever shitty music you're listening to while playing video games. fuck's sake
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>>172062170
Pretty much. Especially the people that autolock their mains, expect the rest of the team to build around them, then claim they carry those people by getting zero objective time & gold elims, and then wonder why their winrate is 50% and they can't hit Diamond.
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>>172063657
LOL u got TROLD XD LMAO
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>>172063147
Whenever roadhog gets a kill it resets his hook
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>lose 30 points because there was a guy on my team that just picked sombra and kept killing himself the whole game because someone else picked soldier
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>>172063905
Weekend.
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>>172063442
Man Nanoboost is my least favorite thing. I hate "super mode" abilities like that. I like ults that have utility that makes you think.

Tracer's got a bomb for great pick potential. Zarya's graviton doesn't do a lotta damage but keeps the enemy team in one place. Self destruct makes D.va vulnerable for a bit but allows her to place a huge bomb. Roadhog's normally all about ganking single targets and close combat but his ult pushes enemies away instead -- he's also quite vulnerable while using it.

I always hate molten core because to me it just felt like "press this button to just become a stronger character." That's such a boring ult. You just wait until you need more oomph and trigger it. You don't have to think about how to use it; you just get stronger and play like usual except more aggressive.

And then they go an add nanoboost and holy shit is it cancer. Super mode: the ult. Now it can be applied to any character too. It's such a dumb fucking idea and I was so let down when Blizzard added it. It's stupid that the best ult in the game just boils down to "make x character stronger."
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>>172063989
managed to climb ~150 points today
weekday evenings are fucking impossible to carry
the early mornings are a complete coin toss
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>yfw winning with 4 golds
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>>172063657
How does one spam from their keyboard while being afk? Teach me your ways
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>>172063032
Avoid map option when? World of Warcraft PvP has it why not Overwatch?
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>In QP
>On Volsk
>our S76 comes on mic
>He sounds about 7 or 8 years old
>He has a golden gun
>He starts excitedly calling "Phillip" over to the back window of spawn
>"Hey Phillip! Look! Do you see the robots? Look at the robots, Phillip!"
>His friend never responds to him
>Match starts, the kid is actively using mic to communicate with the team, even though he's the only one talking
>Win the game
>He gets POTG
>It's him timing his tactical visor with my powerdrum and zarya's graviton surge and getting a quad kill
>He gets really happy, and starts asking Phillip if he did a good job
>Phillip finally gets on mic
>"Dude, shut up."
>Kid gets really sad, says sorry and doesn't talk anymore

CRiSPIE, you did gud, son.
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>>172032692
>reinhardt hammer's down
>use this to get quad kill with D.va ult
>everyone was at full hp
>potg was soldier getting a double kill
>quad kill didn't even get saved as a highlight
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>>172064510
He is probably better than 90% of people in QP
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>>172033801

What're you studying?
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>long, painful match that ultimately ends in us winning
>Surely this will put me in Master
>3496
>Next game get stomped but still have enough to get to masters next game
>win
>3495
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>>172064649
>quad kill didn't even get saved as a highlight

The worst part is when it doesn't just save something else as a highlight, it just doesn't save anything at all.
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>>172064649
>He doesn't use a recording software that's on at all times so you can go back and look at shit if you want
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>>172064434
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>>172064649
>>172064839
It goes off of how long you've played, though I don't know what criteria it uses to move out highlights
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>>172063147
McCree fan the hammer does full damage
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>enemy team has an >80% accuracy McCree

Could anything possibly be less fun to play against?
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>>172064510
that hurt my soul for some reason.

I was in comp earlier today and I was playing with a kid that was using a voice changer to make himself sound older. I guess he was afraid of people wouldn't take him seriously if he sounded like a kid.
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What twitter promotion will they do for easter? Characters coming out of easter eggs?
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>>172064328
same here famalam climbed from 3000 to 3300
and subsequently lost 4 games in a row because forced50
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>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>"Group up!"
>They still don't fucking group up

How is this allowed past silver?
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>>172062065
>>172062248
>>172062329
>>172062201
>>172062072
>saturday
>play hero I've never played before
>drop 500 points by end of day
>sunday
>go back to playing main
>climb back up to my previous rating

yeah sure you can't carry every single game, but you're individual skill will shine through over time, there's always more you can do to ensure you'll win. Every game I notice I make tons of game losing mistakes.
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>>172065120
>game tried to see if you could hang with the big boys since you were on a win streak
>you couldn't
>fuck this gay earth forced 50 REEEEEEEE
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>>172063851
this but for hanzo's scatter arrow
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>>172059729
Managed to do the same thing with Ana by refusing to heal attack Widow. Team was trying to push King's Row with no tank, and I just barely managed to grief in her into ragequitting before the cutoff point. My last sight before the match canceled was the enemy Bastion getting a triple kill.

QP is similar, whichever team can bully their widow/hanzo/sombra into quitting first and getting replaced by a non-shit player wins. Of course there's 50% chance that the new player picks a widow/hanzo/sombra too but eh, c'est la vie.
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>>172065357
I'd actually it rather lower his cooldown on sonic arrow
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>>172064747
Probably. He wasn't being annoying, knew when the fuck to fall back, and kept giving me his biotic field because our ana did fuckall and decided to 1v1 the reaper most of the game.

Checked his profile, he's a rein main in comp and is at like 2300 SR.

>>172064972
I don't mind kids as long as they do their job. And if they're in comp at the same rank as me, I assume they're actually at that skill level and not borrowing an adult's account.
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>>172064956
A >70% GM Widowmaker
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>its a "mercy sits on her ult and never uses it because she wants to get a 5-man rez" episode
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>get one game away from master
>lose

This has been happening for a few days now

I want to kill someone
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>mcree switch
>MCCREE SWTICH NOOB!!!

>your team wins
>you get the potg
>they are silent
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>>172064420
But anon, that's 75% of comp games
>the life as a D.va player
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>>172065639
>it's a "dps shitter gets picked like a dumbass and expects me to cover his ass while i've got more important shit to deal with" episode
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>>172065643
you sound like you choke harder than a thai ladyboy prostitute being choked by a marine
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>>172064956
Reading shitters asking for huge buffs.
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>>172065608
career avg? because that's just a cheating widowhacker. best widows might have 70-80 for one round, definitely not all the time.
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>playing ana
>enemy winston and genji spend the whole game hunting me down
>team tells me I'm trash and should uninstall
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>>172065673
>team played around ur shitty faggot face
>ALL ME :^)
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>>172065765
>it's a "keeps yelling he needs healing over the mic without actually telling me where he is" episode
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>>172041973
Last case scenario you can use vinegar and then water, but only if everything else fails
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>>172055013
Portugal here. The closest I have is the BR version and even then it's absolute cringe.

I've worked on a full translation to european portuguese of OW but it's not like I have the money/means to hire voice actors. (not that we have any decent ones.)

and it's not just for the voicelines. I watched my cousin play OW in br portuguese and overall the translations are ridiculous for me. "sniper" isn't "sniper", it's some weird shit I had no idea what it was that I can't remember.
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>>172045035
>Zentai suit and bad foam headphones
>C O S P L A Y

Fuck this every time because this >>172045682
is better simply because she put ACTUAL effort into a cosplay.
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>>172065881
people who don't protect their healers are the worst
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>>172065318
not him
but
>reach new career high
>suddenly junkrat main / hanzo player on the team
shit's rigged as fuck
yes you can climb but at a certain point the system actively tries to fuck you over
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>>172064420
>>172065673
>>172065963
>play Roadhog a lot
>Feel pretty skilled but maybe just dunning-kruger effect.
>getting 4 golds? Gonna lose
>Bronzes and silvers? Winning

What is this phenomenon? Am I just a terribad or what?
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>>172043943
You're staying still as Tracer, the character with the lowest health. What did you think would happen?
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>>172066083
Franco atirador? That's an oldish term for it, most would just call snipers a sniper
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>>172058746
I wish he was a faggot, maybe then he wouldn't be cancerous waifuing so much.

....actually, i take it back, fudanshi are just as bad as fujoshi.
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>Great game, almost capped last on Numbani
>Defending
>Lose first point
>Motherfucking housemate decides it's a great time to flip the breaker and try to fix his ceiling fan
>Cuts my power

ALL
OF
MY
RAGE
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>>172043943
>he wasn't aiming at me therefore it isn't fair
fuckin wew
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>>172065673
>potg=best contributing teammate to the win and the hero pick was correct
Anon, you are that guy. You are actually that fucking guy. You are the reaper who goes for the le ebin drop down ult from the roof potg. You are the mercy who doesn't heal anyone because you want the res potg. If you justify your play with the fact that you got POTG rather than mentioning someway you aided the team fight itself (ie. used McCree to stop Tracer from picking off your healers), then fuck off. I hope I don't get put on a team with you ever.
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I love playing Torb on attack in ranked, but for some reason people rage hard because of this

>People rage over their mic
>People threaten to AFK
>People threaten to 'hack' me
>People start mic spamming
>People just flat out leave

All because I'm playing Torb on attack, it's the funniest shit ever and I've decided to embrace it, I don't even care if I lose, just hearing nerds scream over their mic so loudly that it crackles makes the game a win for me.
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>get quad kill that wipes the point in overtime so we can cap and win the game
>potg is lucio booping one person off a cliff
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>>172065881
Just got finished with a game like that. Our Roadhog pretty much became my bodyguard though and we preserved.

If you're team is leaving you out to dry though then just switch to DPS, your not going to be healing either way, but a 6 DPS team can sometimes overwhelm a mediocre 2/2/2 with more damage then their tanks or healers can sustain. At least half of them have to not be shit for it work though.
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dear /owg/.

would you still play this game if it didn't have all the colors, characterization, lore, voice lines, etc?

would you still play it if it was just a bunch of silent blocks?

i'm not implying anything here, I'm just genuinely curious as to what people think.
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>>172063147
Junkrat no longer damage's himself with his own bombs....oh wait
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/owg/, I'm so depressed please help. I'm not seeking to be amazing at this game, I just want to be diamond tier and I'll be content. I think I'm a fairly good player right now. At least compared to my teammates. My fucking career high - CAREER, and I've been playing since July - is ~2660.

How the fuck do people solo climb. I have no friends to play with. I feel like I win half my games or 40% of them. I'm definitely not the best player in the world or anything but I should definitely be in fucking diamond tier I feel.

I main D.Va, Lucio, Zenyatta, and Mei. I also play quite of bit of Zarya, Ana, and Mercy. Sometimes Symmetra and Bastion.
>>
Post ideas for cozy/comfy/casual skins.

>Comfy Sweater 76
>Fisherman Roadhog
>Adias Track Suit Tracer
>Big Hoodie and Shorts Widow
>>
>play quickplay
>defeat, defeat, defeat
>play comp
>victory, victory, victory

I don't understand, but I don't mind.
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>>172066747
I think the voicelines, lore, and characterization are all annoying and very bad. I somewhat like the way the game looks.
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>>172066747
hell no
as good as the gameplay is the aesthetics (art style, level design, heroes design) are a huge factor
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>>172044181
Because 4chan is still viewed as a place of scum a vilainy
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New Zen M2 is pretty good.
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>>172066747
nope
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>>172066557
>I don't even care if I lose
>on ranked
Don't shit up comp. If that's your attitude towards the game, then play quick play, where the objective is to train or have fun. Comp is where you go for wins, and whatever value you attempt to get with offense torb can generally be done much better with most other heroes. Torb sucks on offense because he struggles to assist in any sort of dive, struggles to help establish an initiation, and is tough to offensively synergize with other heroes (like pharmercy, or winston/zarya synergy).

I don't mind if you want to hear rage babies cry, but competitive is not the place to do that.
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>>172066163
no it means your team is doing their job and not leaving you to do everything
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>>172066557
Yeah I love playing torb on attack, shit is fun as fuck, plus hearing people rage about it is a nice bonus.
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>>172063147
New Reinhardt skill: Extend hammer
>Rein's Melee extends out for a distance ~100%
>All caught in the arc are pushed whatever direction of the swing
>If caught by hammer head, receive pinned damage
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>>172066925
You would not play Overwatch if it excluded anything you just listed. You wouldn't even care that it exists. You'd be mocking it.
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>>172066747
I like the visuals but don't care about lore or characterization.
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>>172066747
I wonder if they will ever release a Prototype skin for Tracer where she's a wire silhouette who shots her bullets from her eyes. It could just be a one-off anniversary brawl thing if they didn't want to release a skin that broke game aesthetic that badly. Be interesting to see, at least.
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>>172067110
I think the Anon's point is that the mere selection of Torb on attack creates such a shitstorm in comp that it compels the Anon to keep doing it because let's be honest, it's pretty funny when people lose their minds over nothing.

I bet if no one gave Anon shit about the Torb pick, he'd either not do it all the time, or they might actually win because they'd support him and work with him.
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>>172066557
Don't listen to this fag >>172067110 Trolling in QP is expected and so is pointless.
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>>172066467
Did you miss the point where we won?

There's no need to be upset.
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>>172064510
>using mic in QP
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>>172067210
What?

You mean he couldn't have had an interest in the gameplay and watched videos to determine if he would like it? Is the lore the only thing that can draw people in?

I mean I think the characterization and voice lines are a big part of the charm for me but there's no reason it might not be for someone else who still enjoys the actual gameplay.
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>>172067469
Clearly I wasn't just referring to the lore.
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>>172066994
what
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>>172067621
and clearly he wasn't referring to playing with just blocks. He said he likes how the game looks; he just doesn't like the characterization, voice lines, and lore (which I lumped together as "lore" in my post)
>>
been away for a couple days. I played orisa first 2 days thought she had utility but is completely helpless without a team.

whats the consensus? who does she beat? winston seemed pretty bad against her
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>>172067268

What a fucking strange thing to wonder.
>>
>play soldier
>avg get 3-4 gold medals every game when doing QP
>still lose a lot so i play either rein or a support
>team now feels like we have no damage at all
This happens way too often
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>>172067313
It's fun to see people get mad over a pick. But if it's actually starting to hinder people from winning in the mode where winning is strictly the main objective, then that's shit attitude.

>>172067330
>I like trolling in comp
Alright, thanks for that xX_ShadowSniper_Xx. I'm sure that epic youtube compilation you're making will be really funny!

>>172067405
>Did you miss the point where we won?
>I don't understand the concept of getting carried
Yah, I'm sure they carried your ass too. Trent Dilfer won a superbowl you know.
>There's no need to be upset
>less cringe version of lolumad??
This means nothing to me in terms of showing me why you play this game in a shitty way.
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>>172066154
"mains" are not taken into account for matchmaking, this ain't dynamic queue leggo babby
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>>172043353
IS THIS A COPYPASTA?
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>>172066970
in reality I think it's not what it used to be at all

I mean there's still some shit if you go deep enough and go to the right places but overall it's not as... scummy and villainy and whatever as it used to be

even tumblr comes onto 4chan nowadays

but then again it all depends on the board and whatnot
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>>172065049
No character, only skins.
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>>172067110
>Go play quick play

Na, I don't wanna :)

I like hearing people rage plus you get a lot more EXP in ranked, I paid for it, I can play however I want :)
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>>172043353

captcha: salud gypsys
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>>172067836
yeah most of qp matches are full of people who can't play or don't want to play properly.
almost every qp match i play i get all the medals no matter what hero i play.
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>>172066816
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>>172067210
>>172067621

?

I come from unreal tournament era where we just played games. We didn't care about gay writing and fanfiction-level "lore" made by incompetent asian guys on twitter who write as they go. We just played the game.

If you seriously enjoy hearing
>WE GOTTA GET YOU SUM NEW TOONZ xD!!
>WUTZ WRONG WITH DA CLASSICS! I LOVE HASSELHOFF!!
>I CAN'T ****EVEN**** TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY RIGHT NOW
every time you try to play a match then you are much more patient than I am. Dota 2 for all its faults did character interaction right, and it's because you don't hear the same voice lines every match. It's also because the voice lines in Overwatch just seem a lot cheesier, a lot cornier, a lot "cringier" to use a reddit-ism. I wouldn't mind if all the voice lines got removed spare from basic voice acting.

There are a bunch of characters in this game that have terrible voice actors. For example, widowmaker and symmetra.
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>>172068239
>I have the right to be a piece of shit
Yah you do have the right to play this game like a piece of shit, and that's why I'm telling you that you're a piece of shit. What do you think I'm going to do, call the police? No, because yes you can legally do this, you're just a piece of shit for doing so, and you're ruining the experience of all of those you're "trolling".
So, regardless of the fact that you paid for it, you're ruining it for others, and that's why you're a piece of shit.
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>>172068285
How the fuck are people level 1XX or even 2XX and are just complete fucking ass? How the fuck is that even possible?
>>
>joining game
>30 seconds remaining
>DEFEAT
Jesus fucking Christ Jeff stop putting me in games that are already over. I play quick play to get away from the bullshit you have to put up with in competitive. You're all about the game "feeling good" right? Well it feels shit joining 3 games in a row with a minute or less on the clock and earning a defeat for a game I had no control over
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>>172067847
Gold elims and damage means I'm carried? Keep being mad.
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>>172068239
>I paid for my ticket, I'll take a shit in the pool if I want :)
No.
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>>172068548

Some people don't try to learn. They just keep on doing the same thing they've been doing.
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>>172068675
>gold medals fallacy
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>>172068675
>the junkrat mentality
I'm sure you wonder why the enemy healers always have their ults and why your mistimed picks have trouble getting followed up on.
>keep being mad
>laughing pic related
Geez anon, you're really showing me.
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>>172066676
>1v4 the last four people pushing the cart, with Lucio, in overtime
>the kills are just barely too far apart to get POTG
I know POTG doesn't really matter that much, but damn if that wasn't one of the best sequences I'd pulled off, just technically not a quad.
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>>172068536
It's just a video game, if it upsets you that much because someone is playing something you don't like, I don't think the internet is the place for you to be :)
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>>172069341
Fucking kill yourself you faggot
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>>172068675
>there is no such a thing as useless damage and low impact kills
>I do 1 damage and get kill credit
>Overwatch's scoreboard issn't inherently flawed because you cant see how your teammates are doing
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>>172069341
No, it is the place for me, because it allows me to talk to other people that want to play the game the right way, and call people who are acting like dicks dicks. You're a dick, and your only argument you can fall back to is "lolumad", and you're a dick for that. So yes, you have the right to be a dick, but you're still a dick.
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>>172068894
I'm playing against a level 97 Soldier right now that stops moving before shooting. He just doesn't walk while he shoots.
Fucking how?
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>>172069702
Playing with an N64 controller probably
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>>172069484
>>172069604

If you guys get this angry on forums, I can't imagine what you're like person, getting this angry over a video game?

Sounds like you guys need to grow up :)
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>>172069852
>again with the lolumad argument
You're a dick, anon. That's all there is to it.
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>>172065676
With the old Dva it was pretty easy, yeah... I miss those times.

Also: what is that pounch supposed be that she is holding?
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>>172069841
We haven't even hit bump or image limit yet, why so soon?
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I'm going to start my placement matches tonight.
Tips for soloqueuers?
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>want to practice
>get matched against a three stack
>one of them is masters

I'm gold, this shit is neither fun or fair. I know it's just quickplay but the point of the game is to be fun right? Getting stomped is no fun.
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>>172070314
use your mic
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Lost 150 points today. This'll be my last match of the day.

I hope it isn't oasis again.
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>>172038861
Reinhardt is not a baby hero at all. If you face a Rein better than you, your whole team will suffer for it. He's one of the hardest to play based on the mind games, not the dexterity required.
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>>172070285
Probably to get the first shot at avoiding having a Discord link in the OP.
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>>172063278
I'd rather they were able to wall-hang and wall-bounce, like a jack-rabbit on cocaine. Essentially allowing for someone to frogger their way back and forth between walls, keeps them high mobility but makes them a little different.
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>>172068549
It's annoying, but at the same time, you usually get like a thousand free XP over it, so I don't mind anymore.

>>172068675
lol that doesn't mean jack shit. If you have 0:00 objective time, then guess what? Your ass was LITERALLY carried with the payload.
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More ults should be like McCree's, Tracer's, Hog's, Pharah's
They should have high power but have a trade off or be difficult to use, ults like Molten Core/Graviton/Tac Visor/Earthshatter are fucking cancer because they're straight up "I win" buttons people press to completely change a team fight in their favour and you can't fuck those ults up at all
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