/palg/ - Paladins General

I want to compliment Fernando's handsome features!

I want people to stop picking Kinessa and Skye in ranked.

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Third for Seris will have horns, claws and a green/black color scheme!

>>172023357
I want people to start playing ranked

4th for Lex is a pedo

>>172023387
5th for no way that Seris will be female Androxus.

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>>172023217
>It's an episode where we have a well rounded team but the tank and healer switch to damage and flank at the very last second leaving the rest of the team no time to adjust.

If someone just finished playing a game please tell me if it showed up on guru.
I want to know if it's just me or the api is down.

>>172023387
I always wish for the characters to look cool or generally appealing. But every time they manage to disappoint me with very simplistic designs or those that leans more toward wacky.

Character design is important to attract new players and these wacky uninspired designs doesn't do much to attract new players.

>>172023439
You are right, she won't be female Androxus, she'll be a lot more edgy.

>uninstall the game a month after it released because every match was just 4 flankers/dps all picking the damage perk and never standing on objectives
>reinstall the game
>first 5 matches are 4 flankers/dps all picking the reloading perk and never standing on the objectives

I don't know why I expected anything different

>>172024123
Try competitive.

Man, I just wish that Grohk had some better indication for other players that there is a healing totem spawned, since 'Come into my circle' is definitely not enough for some retards. I actually had some people walk out of the totem range while spamming [VHS].

Aren't you happy that Drybear is giving us the benefit of the doubt and giving us back some of the cards we never owned :)

>>172026340
>>172026442
>>172026617
These are... kind of adorable, I guess?

It's lame as fuck when I want to warm-up with some payload and I run into a 5-stack of top players

>>172026340
>>172026617
>>172026442
Don't give them ideas for a meme Mal damba skin.
These are really cute, what the fuck.

>>172023853
Finished playing a game 30min ago, it did not show up on guru.

>>172027791
Thanks, their error messages are quite misleading.
{"ret_msg":"Exception while validating developer access.Login failed for user \'api_paladins_pc\'. Reason: The account is disabled.","session_id":"","timestamp":"3\\/25\\/2017 1:40:10 PM"}

I checked the smite api and that one works fine.

My casual Elo is 2.2k after 200 games
My ranked Elo is 1.7k after 50 games

does this make sense?

>>172028082
Ranked is a different group of players.
So yes, it does.

>>172028082
>casual Elo
Where i can look at it? I thought only ranked have elo and elo = mmr/2

>>172028156
and you faggots were telling me good players only play Casual

ok, time to up my game then

>>172028220
When people here mention elo they mean the elo you're given by paladins.guru

>>172028227
Less people play ranked.

>>172028220
look at
>>172023217

>>172028291
yes and better people then.
so 1,7k ranked "skill" = 2.2k casual "skill"

>>172028408
>so 1,7k ranked "skill" = 2.2k casual "skill"
Not enough samples to make that assertion.

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>>172028227
>>172028408
Not really. You're far more likely to run into good people and professionals in casual than in ranked. Also, matchmaking is primarily based on player level, so you're gonna be running into them eventually regardless of how good you are.

Will this game survive Quake Champions?

My competitive elo isnt constant im fluctuating between 1850-2050 maybe its a feature of paladins matchmaking.
>>172028739
Well at least people in ranked more serious at champs picking and no tank, 2 flanks or no heal team is much less frequent.

>>172029068
I'm ready to move to it already, getting tired of hi-rez's shit desu. Just hope I get invited to the beta and that it's somewhat decent

>>172029118
Yes, that's why i'll try ranked once in a while. But the 5-12min waiting...

Are you supposed to spam Planted on cooldown as Sha Lin?

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>>172023217
>tfw pick Inara
>all the enemies dps kill me
>the Kinessa and Shalong do nothing to stop them

>>172026442
Wait a second, is that Mal'Damba?
Cute.

>>172030521
No, that's your anti-flank/shield skill. You're sitting duck if you use it in the open.

>>172030635
You have a wall, use it to force them into your stone boobs of damage reduction and crippling field.

Grover is such a fucking cancer to play against.

So my elo on casual is 2.2k and it says I'm top 1.85%...
Is that True and in that case how the fuck?

Inaras wall just isn't good enough when every objective in the game is surrounded by high ground.

If they want her to have a good wall she needs to summon a murder box around herself

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>>172029068
It'll be fine until another free hero shooter comes along. Battleborn and Gigantic shit the bed so hard Paladins won second place by default.

>>172033494
gigantic just doesn't have a real effective advertising team and that it's exclusive to win10 and xbone
kinda amazing how under the radar it is. don't know how the actual game is itself since i dont have it

>>172032083
>use it to force them into your stone boobs of damage reduction and crippling field.
lol retard

>>172029068
Probably. They're different enough to co-exist.

when will we get aggression back

>>172034324
When it's worth buying.

where's the tyra teaser

>>172029068
quake champions is far too hard for the average BR and mexicunt, even with some of the casualizations.

Paladins players can barely even aim.

>>172034947
They didn't release her teaser because they said her teaser contains lore about the game or some bullshit like that.
I won't be surprised if they pull a Blizzard with her and make her the lesbian in her teaser with some unknown new character.

>playing a shitty ripoff of a shitty game
Why do you people do this to yourself?

>>172035602
well smart guy whats the best option you can offer?

>>172035602
Team Fortress 2 is a fun game.

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>>172035602
just because it's kind of similar doesn't mean it's a rip off

>>172029068
I guess it will be fine, Smite hasn't died in 3 years, and considering that Paladins is staying strong against games like Tankwatch/Blizzard's advertising, and that Quake is pretty hard for them third worlders, Paladins won't die.

Paladins will either become the new Smite or the new Tribes.

>>172035761
It was a fun game.

So I'm late again to the new patch. Is Lex fun? Seems like just another lame pew pew shitter.

>>172035602
OW/TF2 isn't fun at all.

any predictions on Booster sales?
i have 700 and my booster ended, but don't want to spend 600 just to see it going down to 450 the next day.

>>172035602
Overwatch is literally the worst FPS I have ever played, and that's not an exaggeration.
TF2 is ruined. Battleborn and Gigantic are memes. I played Dirty Bomb for a while but it seems dead now.
I'll probably switch to Quake Champions when it comes out.

>>172035851
fun... maybe
OP for sure.

ob47 when

>>172035979
Have you played paladins? lol

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>>172035602
I have both games, and Paladins is miles better than Barrierwatch. I at least have fun in Hi-rez's ded gaem, rather than playing the same damn meta over and over.

I just hope Hi-rez doesn't give this game the Tribes treatment, and that they keep adding more qt girls.

How do you hook better as makoa?
It feels embarrassing only landing 3 out of 10 hooks most of the time

>>172036074
Next friday.
Seris the edgy support will probably be released with a new Damba skin.

>>172036601
"support"
don't think so, looks like another Grohk/Pip

>>172036835
I just hope she will be qt.
I don't care about Seris at all, I just want Flak and her spinfusor to be released faster.

Returning player here, how am I supposed to get essences?

>>172037474
from repeated cards when opening chests

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Post 'em

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ATTENTION
ATTENTION

DARK STALKER AND ABYSSAL TOUCH 4 ANDROXUS MAY BE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BROKEN

>>172035769
>posting literal ruckus ripoff

>>172037660
4 person quality assurance team

>>172037660
I'm dead sure somebody at Hi-rez loves this edgy fuck.
He keeps getting buffed and I'm sure they were aware this will happen if somebody tried to mix abyssal with dark stalker.

>>172037660

but you need to use defiance

>>172038538
True, but even landing just 2 shots is enough for full reset.

>>172038161
I'm bet they never even thought about it because no one uses his right click usually

WHY DOES THIS GAME LAG SO MUCH NOW WHILE LOADING? THIS NEVER USED TO HAPPEN. IT JUST HANGS NOW. I HAVE TO HARD-EXIT 1/10 TIMES

YES I MAD

>play payload
>defend first
>lose because your team hasn't even gotten out of spawn until after the round begins because they're all AFK

>>172037660
this is the way andro was meant to be played

>>172028739
Can you please explain to me how you even get numbers that high with Mal? I play him constantly, I can stun and play offensively but I can never break like 70k healing with him.

>>172042215
literally just throw gourds at people and make sure RMB is always up

you should be outhealing Yings

>>172042215
Look at his team, they guy Bird is from pro team Burrito. So it was not rly hard to heal so much in 13min.

Solo only queue when?

REMINDER THAT YOU CAN STILL SKIP PLAY OF THE GAME BY PRESSING ENTER AND TYPING "//RECONNECT"

>Tfw started chilling the fuck out whenever I get on low HP or duelling
>Win at least half or more duels and teamfights

I didn't think that this meme would work, yet here we are.

ded gaem
Hopefully Seris will be a qt and save this gaem.

>>172043136
For whatever reason, my keys are now locked during play of the game or any second after "victory", I can't even vtg "Good Game" anymore.

why is that?

>>172045079

If they want to start saving this game they need to fix the huge amount of bugs first

>>172035602
Paladins have Bomb King

>>172045079
Honestly the bugs,balance and matchmaking are getting out of control they need to get their shit together.

>>172045228

Using VGS during the POTG was a bug. It's fixed now :^)

Yes, they give priority to this stupid shit instead of the game breaking bugs we have

>>172045229
This

And then they need to try to rebrand it so more people pick it back up after the majority of the playerbase has dropped it.

>>172045079
>ded game
>one of the higher Steam playerbases

okay

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>>172045229
>fixing bugs
>ever
Nice joke

>>172035602
The gameplay is objectively better than Overwatch. At its core, the dynamics and the teamplay is superior to OW in almost every way.

On the surface, the bugs, the imbalances, the lack of map diversity, and Hi-Rez just being Hi-Rez is what drags this down below games just like it.

It's the same fucking thing that happened with Smite and earlier Global Agenda. Excellent game, made by very talented people, managed by monkeys who spend all day eating lice off each other's backs.

>>172045395
It was a bug? Are you fucking kidding me?

I thought the idea was to comment on play of the game while it was playing.

>>172045476
Steam is over. Steam is ded.

>>172045079
I just saw this on __leddit__ and I agree with pretty much all the points the guy makes.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Paladins/comments/61fcho/the_reason_paladins_is_not_fun_to_watch_as_a/
I don't think these are ever going to be implemented and the game will probably slowly die, but whatever.

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Where is the qt girl with white hair and red eyes Drycunt?

>>172045706

Probably a design choice and not a bug. Hi Rez hates fun after all.

>>172046214
His point about the voicepacks on alternate skins is completely retarded, but I generally agree.

Even though I don't play competitive, I would like the mode to see success

>>172046913
Let's be fair though: Almost all the voicepacks suck shit.

>>172046978
A lot of VGS lines are going to be boring, outside of the VE lines. That's just the nature of the beast.

His hitbox point is also rather dumb because of the higher mobility of Paladins champions vs OW heroes. There are enough people with a great degree of vertical mobility that you want looser hitboxes so games don't become missfests, especially with projectile champions

How do I have fun?

>lex's magnums do NINE HUNDRED DAMAGE
>1350 WITH HEADSHOTS
>see a Maeve
>click her twice
>dead

why is this even allowed

>>172046214
>Overly sexualized Skye
But that was just normal Skye!

>>172047676
Maeve is for bullying.

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>>172045229
>>172045706
>say they should fix bugs
>complain when they do
zzzzzzz

>>172047530
Make ridiculous builds like this: >>172037660

>>172047530
Pick a character like Blue shaman, Black cop, Flying Lizard, Street cat, Turtle, Goblin Slave master and his Ex-Elf King Slave or Female Viktor.
Get a decent loadout and legendary.
????
Have fun.

>Select your champion
>Everybody and his mom chooses flank
Guess I'll pick Deserter again

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Hey, you guys remember when Maps had 3 stages and was actually really fun to play?

Only footage i found, ignore the lame fuckin cat/furry faggot. twitch tv/videos/87920142

-Enchanted Forest maps (forest map)
Timber Mill
Fish Market
Gauntlet

-Glacier Keep maps (ice map)
Frozen Guard
Ice Mines
Waterfall

-Temple Ruin maps (temple map)
Jaguar Fall
Sundial (Serpent Beach's old name)
Frog Isle

How the fuck did this game get so shit in 7 months? I just want more maps and more variety, fuckin low rez...

>>172037660
If only that fixed my awful aim as him.

>>172048185
Everything about the game has gotten worse since it went into open beta. This isn't a meme anymore

>>172037660
Wow. And here I thought being able to get 3 dashes back with only 3 points in Power of the Abyss coupled with Dark Stalker was broken

Newfag with 2 hours played here, what do I do against Grohk? He's always all up in my shit and constantly becomes invincible and he's really fucking annoying. I usually just run away from him and let my team deal with him while I shoot him in the back from highground but he still takes forever to die.

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>>172048117
>Wait 3 minutes in queue
>One guy doesnt join
>Wait 2 minutes
>Same thing happens
>Wait 5 minutes
>We start picking
>One person doesnt choose
>Wait 3 minutes
>We get to play now
>Its a 3 flanks team
ITS JUST CASUAL,BRO!LET ME HAVE FUN!

>aegis fernando in stream
what are these madmen thinking

>>172047990
>ask for bugfixes for shit that matters like reversal/fernando's shield bug, bask/masterful bug, pip's potion bug
>instead get meme shit because hi rez is incompetent
apologists go

dat fucking BK

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Quality hi rez matchmaking =)

>>172050292
Take advantage of that his range in general is shit, and that his heal is in a tiny AoE. Try and kill the damagers and flankers before dealing with him, or you'll end up with a ghost walking grohk with 200 hp healing from totem, 3 enemies focusing you and your thumb in your butt

>>172050795

Fernando is so useless

>>172051252
barik is a better damager, better shielder, better flanker

barik is a god right now, even with the nerf.

>100k shielding
>20k~ damage
every
time

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fixed when

>>172051641
You alright senpai?

>>172051929
Sorry I had a seizure.

>>172048185
i fucking loved gauntlet, i cant believe they removed it

also they have a shit load of maps in testing, theyre probably going to do something with them in the next few patches
or just shill more booster packs and chest exclusive skins lol

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>>172047990
Jesus fucking christ redditfag are so fucking cancerous and are the reason this game is going to shit
Complaining and downvoting just because you cant use VGS in top play.. Yeah, completely useful, i agree, it's gamebreaking literally.
Fuck off redditfags stop posting your shitty screen of your shitty site here
pic related, it's you faggot

>>172052274
Woah man, what's with the hate? I disagree with this opinion, downvoted.

>>172052274
lol attaching avatars to your post

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>>172052191
>i fucking loved gauntlet
Same anon....same

>>172052274
yeah man I agree they should be devoting time and energy to patching out all the innocuous things that you can use to have more fun with the game instead of focusing on the gamebreaking bugs
0.03 crystals have been deposited into your hi rez account

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>Drop from 4.4k to 4k competitive rating
>someone first picks skye
>two other guys pick flank characters
>last pick is like fuck you I afk
>that one guy still forgets to buy items
>insane lag
>thank god I picked a character I don't care about
>no more VEW spam after the match

This is literally every comp match. OB46 A SHIT.

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>>172052676
Fuck off man i'm not defending hi rez you didn't get my post, their priority should not be dumb """"bug""" like not being able to use VGS on top play it's completely pointless and bring nothing to the game while bugs like Reversal or nando shield are characterbreaking bugs.

>>172053594
>thank god I picked a character I don't care about
individual champion ratings were a mistake

>>172053710
reversal should be kept a buggy mess like it is, androxus does not deserve to have a fucking perfect shield that returns every damage that it absorbs.

Fernando on the other hand IS HIS FUCKING SHIELD, HE NEEDS A FULLY FUNCTIONAL SHIELD.

Androxus does not.

>>172053846
>reversal should be kept a buggy mess like it is, androxus does not deserve to have a fucking perfect shield that returns every damage that it absorbs.
confusedblackman.jpg????????

>>172037660
Stolzey used this build when I played against him the other day, our comp had 2 tanks so he was doing 6-9 nether steps in a row, that slippery fuck.

>>172054012
Androxus is already the strongest flank in the fucking game, do you really think he needs a perfect get out of jail card?

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>>172053846
A bug is a bug, IT HAS TO BE FIXED.
This logic is SO FUCKING DUMB. Because a character is already strong enough, one of his bugged ability that don't work partially shouldn't be FIXED? Fixing is different than balancing and they shouldn't clash. Androxus will be nerfed eventually, but his reversal has to be fixed!

Flanks are dead in pro games. Andro is not getting nerfed.

>>172054327
>Androxus will be nerfed eventually,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


Just KYS androxus main, they should just make it a feature, if you use reversal and back up bullets go through it.

>>172054289
>perfect get out of jail card
hardly
not shooting when he has his it up and then shooting him right after it's down is not a difficult concept
edgeman should be low on health anyways since reversal is largely used to eat up a shitload of damage coming at them or delaying the inevitable

>>172054829
You clearly haven't gone against very good androxus...

It can also buy them time for a teammate to come help them, or good androxus just use reversal to get the upper hand.

Also OK you stop firing at him but then he has the upper hand and has a free shot on you since you have to react to when he decides to stop using it.

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>on the verge of buying ONE mecha chest
>have second thoughts
>Fernando is unredeemable garbage that even leggos or cards can't save as of now
>the item pool has Buck and Cassie skins for some godforsaken reason and they're like a good 2/3's of the total amount of items
>even if I got a mecha one (which will most definitely not happen) it'd look tacky without the others anyway

YOU AIN'T FOOLING ME LO-REZ

>>172054829
t. someone who doesn't know how to use godslayer or hasn't seen a good andro rape with it

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>>172054650
No sweetie :) they will fix it because a bug is a bug.

>>172056094
>lorez fixing bugs

dumb anime poster

>>172051403
Has this always been an issue, or only since Legendaries?

If the second, I suspect it's brilliant Hi-Rez Software Engineer's magnum opus of a solution to make sure deployable Makoas are not disenfranchised, by turning off the combat signal of his shield's hits

>>172056934
Has always been an issue.

>>172056934
I know Makoa has always been able to get out of combat healing when he is blocking stuff, I remember it because veteran on him was always huge because of it. I have no clue if Fernando has always been fucked by blocking putting him into combat or if that's just a recent thing

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nerf this guy

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>>172057769
No can do.

>>172058157
holy shit i hate this fucking game.

Strongest flank who attracts the bigger shitters needs to be stronger guys XD.

>>172051403

Did you know that Barik's shield and turrets follow the same rule? You can put down your shield and put down your turrets and none of it counts as being in combat. You're only ever in combat with Barik if you're taking damage or shooting your blunderbuss.

Also his turrets can proc cauterize. While you're still out of combat.

>>172058157
>Decrease Andy's famage falloff to match Lex's
>Increase Cassie's arrow hitbox/Increase her atack speed

Mark my words

>>172058332

This was before last patch, that's why Andy's speed went up and Cassie's dodge roll cooldown was lowered. Unless they're STILL "underperforming"

>>172058263
He underperfoms below 1800 ELO (AKA: 70% of the playerbase)

>>172058157
>underperforming in most levels of play
>most players are noobs
>heroes that require aim perform bad

wew lad

>>172058457
Cassie will still underperform, shitters dont know about her dodge roll CD reset.

>>172058475
game should be balanced above 2100 elo, which is when players get decent.

does chartanon still post here?
if yes i have a Q

in percents, how many non-default cassie loadouts have incitement IV in them?

>>172058457
their winrates went up like 3-4% so there's that at least

honestly Cassie just needs a better ultimate

>>172058457
The tweet is old yeah, but I just took the winrate picture right before that post

>>172023902
>lex

Speaking of wacky did they buff defiance in ob 45?
Just hit consoles and it actually hits non tanks now.

>>172058294
>Also his turrets can proc cauterize.
If they're actually doing this that means hi-rez messed up again because they shouldn't be

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>>172058157
>We have two champs who are not doing so good
>Lets buff them?
>Fuck no!Lets nerf everyone else
Just like communism

>>172059610
It got buffed in OB44. Got more accuracy.

>>172047676
As a Maeve main, Lex can kill me without even aiming and I love it

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>>172060135
>As a Maeve main

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if anyone wants to party for sweet extra EXP add me : DADDYDLCK

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>>172058157
>november last year

Tell me how you guys got out of elo hell (1800-2100)
I carried a fuckton of games before the Evie wormhole nerf

>>172060135
>Lex can kill me without even aiming
Literally just jump above/behind him. You should be doing that in all duels anyway.
Shots don't hit you if he's not sort of looking in your general direction and people generally don't aim upwards.

>>172061159
elo hell is 2500+

Wait until you see what its like.

Games where you outdamage everyone by double and still lose, games where you get a quadra and keep hammering the other team and if you stop playing to that level even for a second the enemy team stomps yours.

>OB45: Well balanced teams, fun and long lasting fights. Coordinating and positioning is key. 2 Tanks, 1 Healer, every match.

>OB46: Fill up your team with flanks, Andro, Skye, Lex everywhere. TTK feels so low, who gives a fuck about teamcomp?! Let's roam and get kills.

Am I playing CoD deathmatch? Seriously I understand that they're trying to shift meta to keep stuff fresh and try to adjust champions to make the game balanced.

But for me the current patch feels like a total shit show.

>>172061269
>Games where you outdamage everyone by double and still lose
t. mermoco

Maybe you should learn to stand on the point every now and then.

>>172061269
Nigga I'm at 3000, I got past the hell back in December
Now I only fear 5man premades of pro teams and people who actually have mains.

>OB47: It has been found that some people are still having fun. That has been fixed in this patch.

>>172061159
Play Androxus and git gud. Fill if needed.
Probably the easiest way atm.

>>172061392
every fucking time they change something, the previous update is magically good while the new update is magically terrible.

it's not terrible anon, you are just one of the many retards who skill think skye's stealth and ult are overpowered.

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>"Remember to never give up! Never stop gaming! And we'll see you in the realm!

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if anyone wants to play together for sweet +20% exp/gold add me: DADDYDLCK

>>172060264
I only play Maeve ever. DESU all other champions are unappealing

>>172061454
>stand on the point
>rather than killing the entire enemy team when playing flank/damage

>>172047676
Maive players had it coming and you know it.

>>172053594
I came here to post this

>>172061707
>Raynday losing his shit over the fact there was Pip vs Lex in today's tournament
I am starting to believe that it was him that started /palg/ay.

>>172061707
They're trying to meme themselves a Segata Sanshiro.

>>172061762
Looks like you didn't play through the tutorial.
Games are won by capturing the point and pushing the payload.

>midlife crisis
>teammates trigger their ults before bomb king can 100-0 them
>if its mokao sha lin or maeve you can't win anymore
>Teammates stand behind you while your hugging the wall so you get hit by projectiles

Fuck this modes cancer.

>>172061392
No one wants to play frontline when they keep getting nerfed, and no one wants to be a support that has to stand on the point without a frontline.

What do with broken loadouts after last patch?

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>>172062167
Wait for drybear to give you the benefit of the doubt

>>172062167
Check the laodouts, you might have to buy one or two cards again

>>172062001
PipxLex doesn't even make sense

Pip is a thief and not a cute girl furry. The two wouldn't look good even if it was Lex fucking Pip in a dress.

>>172062378
>>172062271
thx

>>172061392
What. I tought the dominant meta was Two tanks.
>>172062435
I really like his Chinese promo art design as the little creepy character with the mustache. Also, his old skin from alpha where looked older.

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>>172062435
Pip is a CUTE girl!

>>172062435
Is he a thief? I just thought he was an alchemy guy.
I prefer alchemy guy to "Hey guys it's Rachet again."

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>>172062435
I can get Pip and Lex, they have actually interacted, held hands and seem to have a history together.

What I don't get is desert chink and Nando. They don't interact with each other, they have no lines together, nothing. Chink isn't even good looking, and He flirts with Ying and Cassie.
I don't get all this chink being Fernando's wife(male) and personal cumdump boyslut.

Is /palg/ay full of fujoshits?

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>>172063124
That's hot actually. I need more for masturbation purpose.

>>172062271
>This obviously gives the presentation in lobby that you may have owned the card before

I ABSOLUTELY OWNED THOSE CARDS HOW DID IT GET INTO MY LOADOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE THEN YOU SIDESTEPPING FUCK

I dunno whats worse, the incompetent devs or the PR guys.

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>>172063231
Yeah. He stole a thing called "Fire in Liquid form" from an alchemist guild.

>>172063231
>The secret to making liquid fire has long been guarded by the Alchemists of the Iron Shrine, lest it fall into hands that would turn it to war and profit. Pip is those hands. Those tiny, tiny hands. Having stolen his gear from the Alchemists, Pip races to make a name for himself in Crosswind Hold, before the Iron Shrine catches up to him.
Used to be his lore stuff when hirez had lore on the site

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>>172063363
Sure. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62087322
Also here where parts are mix-and-matched: http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/tagarin/

pip is fucking gay and only played by degenerate furry faggots that should be gassed on sight

wanna heal and deal ten gorillion dmg points?pick ying
wanna flank?how about you actually pick a flank you stupid brain tumour cosplay

>>172064798
Wanna out-tank the tanks? Play Grokh.

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skey buffs when

>>172061392
It's always been cod. Lowrez still doesn't know how to balance frontliners so no one wants to tank or stand on the point

>>172064798
>picking flank when flanks are all fucking shit right now except andro

>>172063348
>Your armor is majestic! Is it cumbersome?" (Question to Fernando)
>"They have no knights like you were I come from" (Response from Fernando)

>>172063857
>liquid fire
Tyra?
Maybe she's hunting him in behalf of the Iron Shrine

>>172063857
Alchemists of the Iron Shrine champs when?

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>>172065718
Female iron shrine champs.
Secretly in love with Pip but act all furious infront of him. Fangirls all over him when he's not on your team. Sad to kill him when he's on opposite team like "I.. I had no choice, they forced me pip sama!".

Just like a squire character for fernando. Little girl knight that wish to be as strong as fernando and love him.

>>172065534
Tyra just uses her firebombs. Liquid fire is actually fire but in liquid form. It's the blue stuff in his gun.

It's why he shoots grenades instead of having a flamethrower. The grenades is actually fire with glass surrounding it so it doesn't dissipate into the air.

>>172065072
but she is the best flanker right now :^)

>>172065402
Fernando's answers when.
Hurry up Drybear, Chink needs to become Nando's wife (male) asap.

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Why would you cheat on Drogoz?

You're not even that much more mobile than just wyrm jetting around.

>>172066763
Fusilade =)

>>172066381
>>172066147

nice hivemind bros

>>172066763
I think sometimes it's just cheating for the sake of cheating and because there are no repercussions.
I was playing on my smurf today to get that Pip weapon from referrals and match got drophacked when we were 2-0. On lvl 13, in casuals. Don't know why would anybody give a fuck about a loss at this level.

>>172067336
People who are smurfing because they hate losing and weren't expecting to get stomped by pubbies is usually the reason.
They wanted to be the big fish, but the big fish are squeezing down there too because no one feels like referring other human beings to play the game.

>>172063348
>Chink isn't even good looking
No worries, Fernando is good looking enough to make up for both of them.
Chink is also a very lonely man that tries to flirt with everyone (Nando too) and desperately needs a friend, and there is no better amigo than Fernando.

>>172067528
Makes sense, usually people boast that the elo on their smurf is higher than on the main account, so getting suddenly stomped must be a surprise.

>>172065534
But Anon, vermin's pelts are almost worthless!

>want to play
>api is down
>guru won't record my elo gains and I'm already missing ~100 elo because of this shit

Where the fuck does masterpaladins get their data from? Do they have a special deal with hirez or something?

Bomb King is now spam king

>>172068981
was he ever not spam king

>>172068981
>now

>>172068981
Can't wait for BK every match because of today's tournament.
And also Pips attempting to heal, but forgetting they have to get Mega Potion for that.

>>172069102
>>172069097
His lag compensation buff makes it too easy to play for everyone, before only good players could do good with him, now any retard can.

>>172069241
>30-40k players on all the time.
>2k people watching the tournament.
>Thinking the average joe changes his play because of a tournament he hasn't even seen.

>>172069564
>30-40k players on all the time
>still takes 6 minutes in queue to get a casual match going

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>bethesda is copying hi-rez

how does this make you feel

>>172037660
Time to have some fun before the inevitable nerf

>>172069984
where is that from?
in other news: DEMON CHAMP WHEN?

>>172069984
I don't understand quake.
It's a simplified shooters as much as CoD is, only too fast. But people seems to like it. It's the same game over and over again. Animation aren't complex. Damage are huge and you can get one shot with the mandatory Sawed off shotgun. There are no feelings of power in the weaponry, you don't feel powerful. It feels "stiff".

Why do people like this kind of game? Quake is certainly not the peak of FPS skills.

>>172070317
quake champions i believe

>>172069564
>he doesn't remember how people suddenly started picking double frontline with Ruckus because he stomped competition in tournament last year
Nobody was even bothering to look at Ruckus before, now he's everywhere.

>>172069291
I think they fucked something else up with him, I've been two shot by BK as barik at range.
Replay was showing his bombs hitting repeatedly, stuck twice and exploded twice per bomb and the death stats said it was 4 hits dealing 3.6k

>>172070639
4 MAN
QA TEAM

>>172070562
the gremlin never got buffed/nerfed once
as everyone becomes weaker, he grows stronger

>>172070348
Quake is certainly the peak of arena FPS skills dude.

>>172070639
I've seen that too.

>>172070562
Ruckus is fine.

>>172069241
people have always picked BK in tourney

it's just that it's the first time he's ever been first picked, because they keep nerfing tanks and supports

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Which character can solo carry?
I realized that the best way to win in this game is to win it yourself because you can NEVER rely on team, this shows when playing characters like Fernando, Barik, Grover or Buck. They can't kill too effectively on their own but with a decent team they're a wrecking crew, the problem is that the game is so full of shitters because it's a free 2 play game and basically a child / newbie magnet.

Each time I would do the objective as a front line character, 1 or 2 players would follow me and the rest would be running around the map trying to score kills and not actually doing so.
Also the people in this game are incredibly tunnel visioned. Flankers have it so fucking easy when nobody listens to footsteps or ever turns around, not to mention that VIKTOR PLAYERS ARE SHOOTING FROM THE HIP

So who is the ultimate solo beast? I've been testing out different heroes and currently the strongest ones IMO are Viktor and Lex, maybe Andrew too. Barik is also incredible because it feels like he can deal a lot of damage and has strong defensive capabilities, I just don't know what to build on him because even if you don't buy anything on him, he feels super strong. I am finding it difficult to even die as him, he's that good.

>>172070348
this has to be bait, right?
quake is the grandfather of fps, every single fps game can be traced back to it
>simplified shooter
yes, welcome to the actual serious side of fps's where no one gives a shit about waifus, sprays, weapons skins, or lore
>Quake is certainly not the peak of FPS skills.
yes it is
reflexes, quick thinking, map knowledge, and aim is all thats needed

i unironically use the +50 HP cards

>>172071394
y

>>172071276
Ultimate solo champs are:

Grover, Drogoz, Barik.

But they require you to play at a very high sustained level.

This is incredibly hard as grover because you kinda hit a peak of accuracy and then can't sustain it that much but you notice that if you're hitting your roots and axes everything dies.

>>172069984
Even more reason to leave palashits behind once that comes out.

>>172071296
> Quake is the grandfather of fps
So? Does it means that every FPS is like quake? > yes, welcome to the actual serious side of fps
i didn't talked about waifus, sprays,weapons skins, lore at all you fucknugget, there no complexity in the gunplay in quake, no spread or anything of the sorts.
> reflexes, quick thinking, map knowledge, aim
Likes every FPS. Thanks for learning me. I'm still not really convinced that Quake is that good. Even then, it being the grandfather of fps, i'm more sure it's because of the engine which was pretty versatile and allowed engine like Goldsource for example because it brought nothing to the fps concept because wolfenstein already existed back then and doom too. By the ways, i find the new wolfenstein to be really good because it has better gunplay. I hate that we all have to love the old games and never likes the new or anything of the sorts. Why do quake has to be known, loved, and praised by everyone? it has his flaw in my opinion.

>>172071394
I use them too on some champions, usually get +100 hp.
I think I have this on Shen Long, Viktor's hipfire build and Ying.

>>172071276
>So who is the ultimate solo beast?
Androxus.
Just be careful around the Turtle and don't fight Chink with your back to the wall or he's going to stun you into oblivion.

>>172071594
You'd switch because there's a lizard who can't fly?

>>172069984
>bethesda
thanks I almost forgot that there are companies I hate more than lo rez

>>172069984
>tfw you would leave Paladins for Quake
>but Quake doesn't have and never will have Fernando
Guess I am too much of a waifufag to play it.

>>172071789
>because it brought nothing to the fps concept because wolfenstein already existed back then and doom too
Have you played actual Doom? Not a source port, the original thing. Now look up or down. Now do the same in Quake.

>>172072417
>>172069984
>bethesda
This is going to be even more buggy than Paladins, doesn't it.

>>172072608
gonna have to wait 1 or 2 months until the community fixes it and then it's playable
par for the course. bethesda probably does it on purpose tbqh

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Is it normal to get your shit kicked in the bots?

Level 1 just started and I played casual and my team got annihilated

>>172071276
Androxus, Pip, Cassie, Drogoz

>>172071789
no. not every fps is like quake, you dont have to love it or praise it, but you at least have to respect it
>complexity in gunplay
you actually want reloads and spread? that shit slows down the game by a fuckload, and its more to who gets the luckier shotgun shot in 1v1s
>like every other fps
yeah right
do you realize what first person shooters devolved into? every pvp fps has several crutches to make scrubs feel better about themselves when they click E or Q and wipe a team or when they call in a support package and get an op gun and kill everyone who wasnt lucky enough to get one
paladins is full of this shit, its just more toned down than what overwatch has (drogoz, pip, bk ults)
in quake its all equal
if they have a good gun then its your fault for letting them do so and not grabbing the gun first
every 1v1 is completely balanced (save for internet connection) because youre both given the same tools to start with
its the fairest game i can imagine

also where are you from
your english is odd

>>172072771
Your team is probably as new as you are, and the other team is aimbotting, so keep that in mind.

>>172072265
Just like in Paladins but this one is made by competent modelers and it will have a quality assurance team with more than four people working on its game!

>>172071394
It's only worth it on characters like wei shen to survive two arrows from an opposing long dong and have 50 hp left.

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You can still get epic emotes from radiant chests.

>>172073173
this will have priority over fernando's shield

>>172071276
Tank: Makoa, Barik
Dmg: Victor, Androxus
Sup: Ying, Snake

But seriously Androxus right now.

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Finally got diamond skye.

>>172071394

Most of my loadouts are 4/4/2/1/1 so I like using those 50 HP ones to fill in the 1s. For most characters they're the most effective level 1 cards (aside from stuff like generate 1 ammo on dredge anchor, that's the best level 1 card in the entire game.)

>>172072974
come back when there's a character who can fly around at sanic speed and use the rocket launcher/shock rifle orb

>>172073278

I disagree with snake, you at least need a frontliner who can push on the objective. Whenever I play him and my frontliner is deciding to try sniping with Ruckus or Inara I can't do a damn thing because he gets rushed and focused too easily.

If you've got that one person with you though, then it turns around and he's devastating with his slowing and stunning and everything.

>>172073173

I got the Makoa firework emote from my radiant chest last night and didn't even think anything of it, neat.

>>172073359
meant for >>172072956

>>172073278
mal'damba is the absolute worst healer to solo queue with, because he's the most team-reliant support.

viktor can't win 1v3s. And he's better off in the hands of your retard teammates so at least they'll do SOME damage.

>>172073278
>picking dedicated healers to carry
Just don't. Picking support other than Pip, Grover or Grohk in solo queque is a lost cause, you can dish out 200k healing and your teammates will blow it anyway, because they can't aim, and since your damage is gimped (especially as Snek Man) you will not be able to make impact in this field.

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>>172073285
why would you ever save art that horrible?

laugh my ass off there's actually a general for this game

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>>172074013
>no new ip
what did he mean by this

>>172074013
not for long :^)
when kids get bored of it, the +500 adults playing it arent enough to keep it alive
it doesnt have the same longevity or quality as something like overwatch

I mean, cmon, it's hirez, what game havent they killed? I am still salty about global agenda and Tribes
Smite will soon follow

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>>172074013
It's our shitposting home.

>>172074126
But he was new

>>172074441
thats really fucking strange

>>172037660
I don't get it, those numbers don't add up from the cards to be able to do that.

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>>172072814
I'm french.

shilling
https://discord.gg/atNVpUu

>>172058157
gameover man

>>172061474
What if you have to fear both?

>>172058157
What about tanks? Want play inara but i guess she need buff, nobody pick her currently.

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Fuck Lex 700 dmg per shot, an auto aim ability, and an instant kill button for everything on screen why was this allowed? Maeve wasn't even this ridiculous when she was released, she died for nothing.

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>>172073798
>>172073507
I don't know it worked for me, I'm not super high but I think it's somewhat decent.

In lower elo I felt like you can just win the game by doing a shit ton of heal output. Because most people there seem to fail even that.

Ying was my go to for healer but she's often picked. Snake I'd say has the second highest healing output.
Grover is more of a bully and lacks early game heal because of his high CD on his Q, his root build is nice but I'd rather have a 2nd healer then.
Pip is nice but you'll get trolled a lot, people just seem to dislike his hybrid style, they get confused and pick trash.
Grokh is very strong but I'd say he depends on the frontline the most. And lacks heal for your carries, they have to play safe, again you will get idiots crying heal everywhere.
So yeah, Snake I feel is good, people just don't have good builds I feel and miss RMB a lot, that's why he's so underrated.
His ult can turn fights too, since it's a lot of point stacking anyways.
Only downside is he requires some practise, with Ying and a Lifelike build you're pretty much set, but Snake you gotta feel confident with, his kit is just weird at first with his curved LMB and reload stun.

Victor, has shit tons of dmg and is great mobility wise, I don't know why you would 1v3. It's about positioning and consistant dmg, you will turn fights.
Take his aim down sight +dmg legendary and the selfheal while running if you're facing annoying flankers in the enemy team.

Still, ANDROXUS I'd say is the best carry atm ingame. He's overall super annoying, even if you can't flank you can somewhat play a dmg role with him. He's a great counter against Drogoz and can take on 1v1s with most people.
And after a sucessfull fight, I see a lot of people failing to dismount the enemys. Androxus is great for that too.
Wipe em out, dash to the enemy spawn and shoot em off their horses and dash back.

>>172075520

>700 damage a shot

Only if you're below his ultimate instant kill threshold, otherwise he does 980 damage :^)

Unless you think there's anyone out there who ISN'T going to take Death Hastens.

>>172075970
at low elo you win by nature of having a healer (that actually heals) and the other team doesn't

it's far easier to just do it on Grohk or Pip or Ying or Grover

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>be this good at demoman
>utter crap at bomb king

why

is it even possible for Inara to become a good character? Having a wall you can't see or shoot through seems completely pointless when there are so many ways to get into an objective area unless the entire team is funneling in one at a time from the exact same spot.

>>172076937
Because BK doesn't have bouncy grenades, he just has stickies.

>>172077119
There are champions that have one shitty skill and still are good (Andro and defiance), so she could be good. If the rest of her skills just didn't suck too. And her falloff wasn't abysmal.

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>>172077119
Inara is good at serpent beach, wall there could win match in a crucial moment.

>>172076937
demo sticky bomb's radius is pretty lenient, bk's is less so.

>>172077172
grumpy bomb bounces off walls though

>>172077619
your primary isn't a grumpy bomb though (haha imagine)

>>172077619
It's one big bomb, not eight small ones.

>>172077119
You could double her wall cast range, give wardens field a small cast range, and change inara fall.webm. I don't know if she would be good with those changes, but she would at least be more enjoyable to play.

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This game needs chat for everyone, i miss doing this...

i had 400+ badly written 12 year old tier insults on a bind by pressing the R key

>>172077858
You are pathetic then.

>>172077991
"i cam all over my tripple chins" - u
gb2 gayville ur dad is wait

>>172077858
this
even though it'll be 98.73% jajaja's and cyka blyoots i still like shittalking and bantering with the other team
it can be in a seperate tab from team chat a/o can be accessed by pressing on a different key like tf2
got a pastebin for that bind somewhere?

WHEN IS PALADINS GURU GOING TO WORK?

I -NEED- TO BE ABLE TO CHECK ELO AFTER MATCHES TO STAY SANE. I NEED TO KNOW IF THE GAME PUT ME WITH SUPER LOW ELO SHITTERS OR NOT.

>>172078170
lol

>>172078170
lel

>>172078170
lal

>>172078170
lul

>>172078170
lil

>>172078170
lyl

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>>172078070
calm down bro, ur bad, jut accept dis tru fact
go rub ur cock against a cheese grater you titcrapping twigfudger

>>172078163
My old config files are on a portable hard drive that i don't currently have acess to, but i can look for it later and post it

>>172078497
RIP lyl
never forget

Dumb anime poster.

>>172078568
cool

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>>172078541
D-do you have my old config m8.

>>172078789
I do, those were pretty common back then

>>172078163
http://pastebin.com/GCSvZE7E

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>>172078890
bless u anon

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>>172078890
fucking mint

My crosshair keeps changing from being a opened and closed when I set it to Precise, how the fuck do I make it stop? I already have reticle bloom off btw.

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>>172078890
Feels good that people actually kept on using them, i shed a tear.

>>172072814
>reloads

In this game it adds some depth, the battle isn't just about raw skills and reflex, characters have states where they are stronger or weaker relatively to their enemy, identifying and exploiting these states is a big part of the game.

>>172078170
this is where the elocuck road leads
beware, gentlemen

>>172079640
Paladins guru.
Not even once.

So what are we getting from Drybear on April Fools'?
Working servers? Fernando buff? Skin for Ruckus and Bolt with Ruckus riding on shoulders of the elven king Boltanas? Another booster sale?

>>172080591
NOTHING
That's our pranks!

>>172080591
shipping bullshit

>>172080591
anything happen on previous' april fools?
probably something like models heads being bigger or high pitch voices. something simple
no limits/10x mode when dryloser

>>172080591
Global elo resets to 0.

>>172080591
buffs for all tanks, then after everything ends they nerf them even more.

>>172080818
Nothing happened

>>172080591
Game picks a champion to play for you and you don't know who is this untill you get in the match.

I think I'm going to blow my brains out if I have to play with one more third world piece of shit who calls the team a noob team while never once getting anywhere near the point.

>>172081335
Then you better not queue again

>>172080591
10% off on boosters

>>172081335
I think you need a break, buddy.