/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

disgusting

where were you when you realized soldier is just a heavy with 100 less health, a worse primary and less knockback resistance

Rate my scout.

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So after a game in Upward where I finally decided to get the Vaccinator a real try, I'm in love with it. I have to ask, do melee hits count for Bullet Resistance? Outside of Spy's backstab of course.

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What promo item is it going to come with?

>>171962510
A CD of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc

>>171962493
>Playing TEAM Fortress 2 with friends as a TEAM is not how you should play the game
????

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>>171962510
The best part of this cover is how its fake-worn in a circle like its an old vinyl slip cover

>>171962510
Did anyone received his though ?

>>171962453
That's a quality Scout, 100/10.

>>171962493
just because they work together doesn't mean they are a stack
i know you're not used to it but teamwork is pretty big in _team_ fortress 2

>>171962587
Ohhh, I've never seen the music video. She's pretty cute

The song is fucking trash, though. Fuck Top 40 radio

>>171962510
Genuine Earbuds

>>171962750
They don't ship till April 21th

http://steamcommunity.com/id/JCapps/

>>171962719
>>171962510
>He didn't order it on vinyl with he two disks, one red, one blu.

>>171962885
Oooooooooh fuck my ass, I thought they shipped them on March, not April.

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>>171962606
>"LOL! look how good we are, our team of organized friends on comms is beating the shit out of this random team of f2ps on a valve server lmao! duuudde we should like go pro XD"
>"haha, I don't like challenges, going up against randoms who probably just downloaded the game and are just trying to have fun in a casual cp_ game is way better though lol"

>>171962876
>they all have matching avatars
>not a stack

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who else /offclassingscout/ here

>>171962992
Next Friday when I get paid, my man
I think I'll go for the Green poster

>>171963065
Just because you have no friends to play with doesn't mean you should take it ouit on everyone else.

>>171962489
Vaccinator doesn't do shit against melee. It's a downside.

>>171963065
are you ok anon
do you need friends

http://tf2r.com/ka0noyf.html

>>171962986
>Last Online 293 days ago
He probably made an alt to hack on like all the other VAC banned losers.

>>171963317
Demonknight is a joke subclass anyway.

>>171962986
it was INTENTIONAL, though

>>171963213
>>171963331
No, I don't have friends that play tf2 because I don't like to erotic roleplay with men on the internet

>>171963505
*random crits you with kukri*
pshh, nothing personnel.

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>>171963013
Looked it up. Shipped on the 19rd and delivery is expected on the 21nd

>>171963136
I don't think you can choose which
poster comes along with the vinyl

The Bandcamp page for the OST says "..and the 2LP comes with one of five limited edition posters plus game card"

Also, fuck. I thought it'd be a gatefold. That woulda been sexy as heck

>>171962510
>>171963983
>spy isn't in the middle and cut diagonally into blu/red
fucking hacks

"* Valve Studio Orchestra - Fight Songs: The Music of Team Fortress 2

LP includes double gatefold sleeve, poster, audio download card, game code card, and (2) colored vinyl records. Records are blue and red in color.

There are five different posters to choose from. Please see photos and drop down menu on product page."

>>171963983
>>171964316

>>171963753
making emotional connections with people isn't gay or whatever you're trying to say
it's definitely better to play with people you know irl, but you can still have a good time coordinating with internet strangers

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>paying for music
>one that you listen to daily
>one that you can find for free online
>on a meme vinyl format that you have to buy a special device to listen to
>by a company that doesnt even give a shit about the game

id ont fuckign understnad

Re-release of old/now unobtainable items Y/N? Retire more hats Y/N? Make the genuine Prinny cosmetics tradeable already, Y/N?

>>171964741
on the off chance there might be a neat promotional item

Hi. I posted this Sonic Heroes TF2 crossover fan list yesterday. I've improved it since then.

Scout, Heavy and Medic make up Team Sonic. Scout moves fast like Sonic. Heavy's great strength makes him a match for Knuckles. Much like Tails, Medic likes to support his friends.

"Awh, that freakin' egghead tricked us!" - Scout when he falls for one of Eggman's traps
"Keep hiding inside robot, coward!" - Heavy when he sees Eggman
"<maniacal laughter> The best medicine!" - Medic after killing many of Eggman's robots

Sniper, Spy and Engineer would make up Team Chaotix. If you underestimate either of these odd bunches, you'll end up on the floor before you can reconsider. Spy uses stealth tactics like Espio. Sniper is like Vector, he's mellow and reliable. Engineer is Charmy, people wave him away as useless, only to get stung.
"Blood, I can clean out of my suit, but this?" - Spy in swamp levels
"Take a picture of ya head Eggman! It'll last longer than the actual one." - Sniper at first boss fight
"I'm no expert, but this thing might fly!... Actually, I am an expert. It can fly." - Engineer at the flower in Frog Forest

Demoman, Soldier and Pyro would be Team Dark. They are all destructive classes, who inflict grievous damage on anyone who gets in their way. Soldier is like Shadow because he moves quickly, and can destroy enemies in the blink of an eye. Demoman is like E-123 Omega, he views his enemies as obstacles instead of actual people. He kills them without forethought or remorse, fueled by his consumption of alcohol. Pyro is like Rouge (NOT because he's a girl) because he's a specialist, who prefers to use other techniques than fighting people upfront.
"Soon as I blow that Eggman to pieces, I'm done with you two lassies." - Demoman to his teammates upon starting the first level
"Oh yeah! This airspace belongs to America!" - Soldier when him and his team fly through bonus rings
"Mmmph!" - Pyro

So that's it guys. Please let me know what you think. Improvements maybe?

>>171964741
Most people are doing it for the game code. Plus, if a lot of people buy it, maybe Valve will be convinced that TF2 is still worth spending time on.

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>>171964316
Ohh, well I'll be hecked. I got mine from Amazon, so this wasn't an option for me. Guess I'd be happy with either Poster.

This bothers me a fuck ton, though

>>171964741
I have a job and I can spend my money however I like. What's there not to understand? What, are you a fucking NEET who needs to save his quarters for your meals? Get the fuck outta here

>>171964882
>>171964963
>doing it for a CHANCE at an IN GAME ITEM that MIGHT NOT EVEN EXIST
>without even knowing about how it looks

>>171965031
listen, i can spend a lot of money on useless garbage, but that doesnt mean im going to
i want a thing i buy it, but i dont see a single justifiable reason to spend it on this shit

>>171964774
N - that would kinda defeat the purpose of their retirement/limited time/rarity, but I support re-releasing old stranges like the gunslinger as rare crate unboxes
Y - just for the sake of interesting economy gimmicks
Y - no reason not to

>>171965198
Some people enjoy supporting things they like.

>>171965198
You play the game. You have an opinion on most of the tracks. You're bound to say "Hey, I really like this one track in particular". You like the game enough to support them and spend some chump change on a Vinyl because physical copies of music, especially Vinyl releases, are always a pretty sight for your shelf or whatever

Those are reasons

>>171963505

Demopan on the other hand...

>>171965290
then just buy keys? i dont see what the problem is with doing that
you could buy what you want with them or you can gamble on crates
but i dont see why anyone would want a meme product gathering dust on the shelf

>>171965425
>implying anyone would even know about the shit that sits on your shelf

>>171965031
>get called out for spending hard earned money that you constantly brag about on something not only impractical, but readily available for free and from a company and game you don't even play or support anymore
>s-shut up you neet
you brought that on yourself when you divulged information on what you spent your money on. you opened yourself up to scrutiny that you are not immune to. calling the people who call you out on your bullshit neets does not lift the right to criticize you or your actions or behaviors. i cannot believe you are a grown ass man on 4chan and i have to explain that to you.

>>171965525
Some people like having physical copies of things they like in order to collect them. Same reason people buy figs or physical books and so on.

>>171965525
I don't give a shit what you think about my desk or my shelf. It's all about what I think. And I think it would be a nice addition to my small collection

>>171965558
What, are you an idiot, too? Pea sized brain, maybe? Did you bother to read the rest of the conversation while you were heavily breathing and seething over my reply and shitposting towards it? I like the game. I've supported the game. I like buying music I care about. I'd like to have a physical copy. Of course I'm going to think someone saying "H-heh, you loser. Spending money on normie things you like top kek" is a NEET. Get a job and buy shit you like, kid

wait
is this limited

>cares about the game
>constantly calls it dead and says its shit

not even worth yous anymore

>buy unusuals
>virtual pixels that look ugly and have no real value

>buy physical product
>if you want to support the game just buy in-game items

there's no winning with these guys is there

>spending money on a video game sound track available for free from a game you don't fucking play
>"""""normie"""""

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>>171966090
wow its like different people have different opinions
whoda thunk it

>>171966090
>>171966269
And they're all Assholes.

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>>171966019
Anything that's an Original Release is limited. Maybe the people selling it go down in a year, then you have to buy it from a second record label. It becomes a reissue and that makes the original releases a little more worth something

Unless you open it and not give a shit like I always do

>>171966072
If I had a pet dog and own it for 20 years or whatever, and it's starting to show signs of suffering, I'm gonna care enough to put her down and not have her suffer anymore

You're not even worth your tiny brain anymore. Donate it to science already so they can give it to a Mouse in need or something. Squirrel, even

>>171966203
Woah, what was that, BasedViva? You do play the game after all? Wow, it sure helps doing some research and looking up your profile before I assume you don't. Christ, I sure wish I had a bigger brain so I could think straight

>>171966090
if people want to buy the thing to support valve, that's fine honestly. but with viva that point is moot because literally all he fucking does anymore is talk about how tf2 is dead, how no one plays it, how it's sad that there are people who still play it, and how he's eagerly awaiting tf2's fucking demise. and now he's backtracking saying he's buying the thing to support valve and "hey i totally still play tf2 you guys, i'm still in the club." he's being an ego stroking hypocrite and it's fucking annoying.

>>171966751
I've been a narcissist for the longest time, and you're just now realizing this?

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Don't forget about the next boxing tournament, scout only, wrap assassin only, at the usual place. First prize is a collector's professional killstreak wrap assassin, other prizes may be given out.


>>171966579
5.8 hours isn't really a strong showing, the only recently played game you have played less (on that list)in the last 2 weeks is golf with your friends.

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Father/Son bonding

bond with me jeremy

>>171966914
We're busy boys. We can't Homie it up every day, so that's why I solo in Rebirth or GTA

>>171966993
Nigga, that's gay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aB30OZ62hw
Gonna watch this now, how much you wanna bet he's using the diamomdback/ringer

>>171966864
yes but you've never been so hypocritical about it before. you've been stupid, sure, all the fucking time actually, but you're usually at least consistent with your stupidity. and there's no reason for you to backpedal like this except to justify wasting your fucking money. maybe if you took personal criticism like an actual fucking grown up and took people calling you out on wasting your money in stride instead of backpedaling, we wouldn't be talking about this.

>>171967287
>five midroll ads
Greedy kike

Strange>Collector's

>>171967352
>not using adblock

>>171967315
Never have I said "I hate this game. I never wanna play it again"

I'd like for Valve to shut it down so it doesn't suffer anymore, but never have I said "I hate TF2". It's my favorite Steam game, after all

>>171967473
Back the fuck off?!?!

>>171967668
>it's my favorite steam game
>i just think it should be shut down because it needs to be put out of its misery and no one should ever be able to play it again
i do not fucking understand you

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>>171967473

>>171968058
all I see is
>orange text with autism counter
>red text without autism counter

>>171967962
I've explained it twice and thrice. If you can't understand it, you're just stupid

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>every few games get an ambassador spy or sniper aim botter
>you can tell because you can visibly see them inhumanly twitch around when the bot scans for targets and they pull insane headshots on an account with only a couple hours played on tf2
>point the aim botter out and tell people to report him or kick him
>every time, some sub 1k hours faggot pipes up "hur dur by dat logic u r hacking too XDD" followed by "MUH PROS"
can these retards honestly not see someone hacking on their own team? It's like they're blind.

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>>171968283
Most of the time when I have a strange I lock away the counter to some map I never play.

>>171967153
>rebirth
i always knew viva was my nigga

>>171968623
Me too, thanks

>>171968562
If you're just gonna do that why even invest in making it strange then

>>171968728
For a while there I was obessed with making the item names as long as possible without having to use stock and go botkiller. Strange adds 8 letters if you include the space, and sophisticated adds 14 if you include the space.

tl;dr I'm an asshole.

ATTENTION /TF2G/

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE TF2 GRIEFING VIDEO WITH A KID GETTING SUPER MAD AT BEING CALLED ADOPTED

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND IT AGAIN FOR FOREVER NOW

THANKS

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"AH, Me other eye!"

>>171968854
if you were that autistic about weapon names you could've just ground gullywash points until you got to mannceaux signature collection with an alt account, also do strange filters reset the current point counter if applied after you've already gotten points on it without a filter on?

>>171968992
YES!

>>171968992
>>171969150
https://youtu.be/0K8YDw-P74c?t=53s

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what happened to my graphical settings?
the textures of grates weren't so "bold" before (hard to explain it).
i can barely see the other side.

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Once in a blue moon, something magical will happen.

>2017
>Soldiers, Scouts and Demos still destroy every other class when with a medic
>But its ok because they are "Generalists" and other classes having fun is not important

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>tfw a two man conga turns into this

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What Personality / Playstyle do you think a medic looking like this has?

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>>171962176
dat amuses me.

>>171970060
He knows how to get away from a bad situation but sucks with the crossbow
>>171970127
You guys are worse than furries

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>>171970060
Unpredictable?
What does /tf2g/ think MY Medic says about my personality/playstyle?!

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>>171970060
His favorite pocket is a Soldier. He's evasive, to piggyback off of what >>171970223 said

>>171970249
Seems like the type to unnecessarily go for Uber swipes and fucks up plenty

How about my Medic, boys?

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Are we posting medics now?

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>>171970517
i guess

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>>171970223
fem-Pyro is the only hot genderbent besides fem-Scout... and may be fem-Spy. That's it.

>Getting your rocks off to garbage tier genderbends
I want the underage to go and stay go.

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>>171970223
>rule63 is worse than us
you have an interesting way of looking at things

>>171971093
what would you consider "good" genderbends, then?

>>171971093
oh no latex suits and girls how gay

>>171969573
>i can barely see the other side.
uh
that sounds more like a problem with your vision than with the game.
yes the grate looks shitty but i can clearly see through it

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>>171970517
what does my medic say about me?

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what would my medic say about you?

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:3

>>171971545
>I'm not pocketing you, I don't care about your lvl 150 badge

>>171962510
Best Case Scenario: A new group dance taunt exclusive to this promo
Most Likely Scenario: An all-class pair of headphones
Only In My Dreams Scenario: A super cool weapon reskin, like a radio sapper that plays TF2 classics as it saps, and you can pick what song you want through it's styles.

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N what would this medic say about me guise :^)?

>>171971836
>in your dream scenario
So what your saying is you want a Red Tape Recorder reskin

>>171972269
*glomps u*

>>171971545
i like that medigun name
nice play on words

>>171972296
really, i just want a reskin with as much effort put into it as the ap-sap. it got all sorts of new voice clips and junk recorded for it and everything. even if it gets annoying quick, its still pretty cool to have all that detail there. it doesnt have to be a sapper, that was just the first example that came to mind.

a jukebox dispenser reskin would be cool too.

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Hello

rat my scouttie please

also give name for weapon

add me for yiff
id/akillerbee

>>171973515
2011/10

>>171973515
Scatter : I'm not a FAN of knockback
Guillotine : Let's be CLEAVER shall we ?
Sandman : I'm so STUNning

Puns , puns EVERYWHERE !

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>>171973515

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>get matched into a Vanguard game which actually ended in a stalemate

I can't fucking do this anymore. I keep telling myself I like this game but its driving me fucking nuts. Why did Valve have to do this? There was nothing wrong with quickplay. Nothing at all. Why did they have to try and be like Overwatch but bad?

I just want the old TF2 back

>>171973515
GREEN'D loadout/10
now make those heavy mains cry

>>171974736
We all do.
Fuck b4nny.

so there's
>tossle cap + fast learner
>team captain + kringle collection
>tyrolean + nine-pipe
what are the other overused loadouts of old that I'm forgetting about

>>171962415
meme arrow a worse primary

>>171974736
add half assed there and we have a deal
seriously, you have to dc after every game and invite friends again because retards picked mannpower

in overwatch you can leave as group, there is group channel only players in the group can write/voice chat on, you can give someone else leadership, you can kick people, someone joining while searching for a game doesn't stop searching, and you can easily see who the stacking faglords are

>>171974736
Stalemates happened before matchmaking was added, though.

>>171974736
not so sure what stalemates have to do with matchmaking

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r8

>>171977512
what an awful hat
and even worse paint

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Help me /tf2g/

Everytime I go into a server the game at first starts freezing like hell, looping the sound and shit

It happens even when I start the game and choose a mode or try to go to settings

My specs aren't the problem, I can run the game with everything on high and still get more than 60fps, and my drivers are functioning normally

wake me up

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I miss you, anon.

>>171977615
Same thing happens to me, I've just learned to live with it. It usually stops after the first round or so for me.

>There are 2 obvious cheaters in the server
>Both have the same name and just constantly keep on headshotting people
>Try to votekick them
>Our team doesn't want to kick them
>They kick me instead


Good shit

Is there anything worse than a team that relies on a hacker to play the objective? Even worse than cheating yourself.

>hacker on my team
>go heavy and let the enemy medic stab me for uber
>hacker starts whining
seriously, why are hackers the biggest whiners?

>>171978487
>"Maybe he's just really good at the game bro"

What was your favorite launch map, /tf2g/?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12600817
http://www.strawpoll.me/12600817

the One-Way Ticket is such a nice hat, damn shame it's restricted

>>171978171
>tfw gave my gibus a halloween spell for deep voice
>tfw people dont understand how my voice is deep with just a gibus on

its magic

>>171978268
So it just happens?

that's pretty sad

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>tfw to inteligent to waste money on a f2p game

>>171979532
who the fuck designed the pass time hats, they look like literal shit

>>171979687
it fits the gamemode

>>171979532
They only wear it because the description mentions blocking headshots

>>171978891
Holy shit I forgot Hydro even existed.

>>171978876
Sometimes it really is someone who's really good. The funniest are the obvious hackers who claim they're playing on an alt or something.

>>171979443
TF2 is a very CPU heavy game. If your CPU isn't up to snuff, then yes, you will lag for that first match. My recommendation is to load up a training map vs. bots to get that out of the way asap.

>>171980075
Valve did too until like last year.

>>171980157
Are we ever going back to the moon?
Will they add arena to the alternative game modes?
Etc.

Things Valve Forgot About in TF2
>Decals
>Coaching
>Retiring hats
>Territorial Control
>Medieval Mode
>Special Delivery
>Robot Destruction
>Arena
>Mann vs Machine
>Cactus Canyon
>Training Mode/Bots
>Collectors Items/Chemistry Sets
>Strangifiers
>Austraiums
>Replays
>Those Dr. Grodbort packs that were teased and have been sitting in the workshop
>Quality checks on workshop updates
>Artstyle
>ctf_well
>ctf_sawmill
>cp_5gorge
>invasion_2fort

>>171979532
kek, I'd let that medic heal me all day long

Who is the cutest /tf2g/?

>>171980495
Cactus Canyon was p good.

>>171980763
It will never be finished.

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How do I git gud at this game?

I've been playing since mac earbuds but i never really tried to get any better

wat do?

>>171980495
>Double Drop Rate Weeks

>>171980731
dotsy>human

cactus canyon's last stage could work well as a standalone map if they ever get around to finishing it

>if they ever get around to finishing it
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

finish me

I wish that robot destruction mode was finished just so we would have moon base assets.

>>171980495
>ctf_well
>ctf_sawmill
>cp_5gorge


I KNEW SOMETHING WAS MISSING FROM MATCHMAKING

>>171980495
I kinda want a laser scattergun or minigun.

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>tfw you die for med

>>171982987
>Sacrifice self for a med pick
>My entire team gets wiped anyway

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Should I?

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>>171983560
aw hell no

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Nah this one looks better

Why is selling stuff so hard brahs?

I have this old summer hat I haven't worn in ages, yet I can't make the clicc

>>171983983
how much familam
is it craftable?

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I have four objectors. 1, 2, 3, and 4 decides what I put on them. Crafting is hard.

>>171984274
Nah not craftable, I can't get rid of it though, even though the rational part of my brain is telling me to.

Got it long ago because I was a big Fear & Loathing fan, now I've given sentimental value to these damn pixels, madness.

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>>171978891
>gravel pit winning
Good taste, /tf2g/

>>171985519
Don't post this image again you major, fucking faggot.

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>>171985309
Stop playing video games.

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>>171985309

>>171986005
Last I checked you can't have animated objectors.

>>171971545
I wasn't even aware that medic coat existed, holy fuck that looks good.

COUPONBUG.COM was a decade ago

>>171971545
>The Ward
>Good
You haven't taken a closer look, have you?

>>171986326
Yes, yes, time passes, we know this.

>>171985630
What sucks is that you see Dustbowl the most out of these.

http://tf2r.com/k4l7myb.html

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>>171980865
honestly just play the game
a lot of the things you can learn are just game sense, so just by playing and paying attention to your environment as well as possible you'll improve at every single class
find the 2-3 classes you enjoy the most, concentrate on learning the mechanical skills of those classes

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>>171985309

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um

>Bullying Dotsy
It's like picking on a small child, why would you do that?

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>>171987208
viva is also a small child. i dont see the problem

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>>171985309
Someone play Runescape with me

http://tf2r.com/kz4f6yp.html

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>>171985309

? update

As a medic with full health, is stepping in between a critically injured teammate I'm healing and harm heading their way a habit I should keep or drop? The medigun doesn't heal fast enough to fully beat out focused fire so I figure meat shields would suffice if all they need to do is get to the cover of a corner and their team.

>>171987605
Drop. Teammates exist purely to meatshield for you. If they're too far away, just crossbow them instead of putting yourself in harm's way.

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>>171985309

>>171987465
fuck off

>>171987605
in a real game, let them die to buy you time to escape.
in a pub, do whatever the fuck, its a pub lol

>>171987605
If they're at low health and haven't already moved out of harm's way themselves, they're probably too bad at the game to bother wasting heals on.

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>>171985309

>>171985309
Come on guys, it can't be that hard to roll a 3, can it?

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>>171987759
my nigga

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>>171988190
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>>171982054
ctf_2frot_invasion

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>>171989137
not cute

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>>171985309

if i win another craft by morwanneg ill burst...!

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>>171989137
fuck off vibri

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>>171985309
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>>171985309
>I have four objectors. 1, 2, 3, and 4 decides what I put on them. Crafting is hard.

put a fuxking duck on it already fuxking helle

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>>171985309

What would be a better buff for the classic, faster walk speed while scoped or faster charge time?

>>171990026
Roll a 3 and I will.

>>171990060
a 3

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>>171985309
What the hell.

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>>171990051
allow it to headshot without full charge but decrease the base damage to like 35

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>>171985309
>no threes

>>171990161
ayy someone saved my image

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>>171985309
is there seriously no threes

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>>171990393
fucking christ finally

>>171990393
About time, holy shit. Roll's over, thread can resume business as usual. Unless I get another flair.

and it only took 46 tries

>>171990471
Don't you dare.

>>171990509
I actually do have two more decal tools as well as two flairs. I already know what I'm putting on them both, though.

>>171990509
dont worry, he wont do it
because im going to

>>171964250
damn

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>>171990635
please no

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Epic, I like it.

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k1a6jwh

demoman is a very important class in competitive. i want to play as this class and while i don't feel like i am the worst demoman player i am afraid i will let my team down. how can i prepare? should i just try? i intend to play on tf2center so pugs im just not sure how important other players feel this is

>>171990051
make it as powerful as the actual sniper rifle from TFC

+Charge and fire independent of Zoom
+20% damage bonus
+60% faster firing speed
+Can now headshot even if not fully charged
-33% critical hit damage
-Can only fire / charge with both feet on the ground
-Can only begin charging while staying perfectly still
-Shares ammo pool with SMG
-Inverted controls or whatever

fully charged TFC bodyshots would kill everything up to a Pyro in one hit

-33% critical hit damage when not fully charged* I mean

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>>171982987
Most honorable thing to do.

>>171983085
Keep in mind Spy and Heavy can do it with ease for Medic without team losing an important firepower but utility.
Spy; DR and teammate Medic disguise, Heavy: backjump-rev if you remember to do it and don't lead your Med infront of walls.

>>171980865
Play it. Watch videos where you need to fill yourself with information.
Learn class roles. Don't pick a "main" until you're sure, change it often. That will allow you to try other classes more often and decide.
All classes have favorite environment and split purposes.
Get specialized configs, low sensitivity, no acceleration besides a few classes.
Hint: mouse accel kills muscle memory when you need to be precise on a headshot but sometimes can be useful but I doubt top players ever use it.
Classes generally split between Generalist classes and Specialist classes. No, it doesn't matter in casual gameplay, have fun.
Blast jumping classes like Demoman and Soldier have "rollouts" to reach mid faster. That's about competitive scene again.

I think that's it... Hope it was helpful.

>>171991410
that sounds lame

i won a raffle :o

o:

Did you really have to type that, you egotistical prick?

hate/love tf2

both uwu

Oh.

make tf2 have more furry hats and gay erp uwu

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I want the pyro update already. This picture is just some concept art of the pyro.

>>171994353
THIS

its a good show

He can't keep getting away with it!
https://youtu.be/Ln51NrJG3sc

>>171995310
been pushed back to August

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>>171995767
>mlpfan.04 has renamed their dead ringer to spy poket watch

>>171995898
>Not expecting him to call out people on simple mistakes
??

flamethrower buff

+ramp up increased to 125% if you are physically touching the enemy
+particles never fizzle out until they hit something
-damage and projectile speed falloff is exponential so really long distance shots might take a while to register and do only 1-2 damage
-afterburn duration is proportional to the direct damage dealt by the particle. low damage hits (>3) will only inflict 5 seconds of afterburn.

>>171996478
SPUF pls go

>>171995767
i dunno why but I thought this was a runescape capture and that i was in the wrong thread lol

>>171995767
Were you playing medic?

>>171996617
i was banned from spuf 4 years ago

How good are you fuckers in MGE

>>171995898
In that same "how to play competitive" series, he also says that you need a base understanding of the game before you play comp, which that medic clearly doesnt have.

>>171997045
go away thole
love you tho

>>171996960
get banned from here while you're at it

>>171997329
damn

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>>171995767
+1 upvote
>>171996923
I was playing medic and the demo decided to be a cheeky cunt and pop his crit stickies so I gave him a kritz ban for the wave

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what would a 5v5 without demo would look like?

http://tf2r.com/kelgwek.html

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http://tf2r.com/ka5bg3h.html
Post Fire Friends

>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=398548519&searchtext=
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=569615198&searchtext=
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=356197649&searchtext=
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=174711912
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=864874667&childid=864871012
Remember to only vote for actually shit like listed above
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=888620176&searchtext=
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=887978410&searchtext=
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=881932685&searchtext=
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=38&searchtext=
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=183430689&searchtext=
And also make sure to no thanks all garbage/pyro shit like listed above

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>>171998529

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>>171998529
Space mann

>>171998620
i did the opposite :)

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>>171998529

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>>171998790
>BRAAAAAAAAAAP

>did really good compared to my average
>team was still trash

>>171999013
I used to make a habit of using the Dispenser as cover, but I never thought it could target things through the Dispenser.

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>>171998529

>>171999418
It can, but it can't fire through the dispenser.

>>171999418
don't worry yelo, i'm sure you'll end up with a good team someday

>Napalmer is a straight upgrade over stock

>>171999710
no, the third degree is

>>171999776
they both are

>>171969113
Applying a filter will reset the points and therefore the name, I haven't even tried to do any of that since they made it so the name doesn't show up on websites, in trade, etc.
On weapons my go-to was spectacularly lethal, 275 kills iirc.

I've heard that people who look at you still see the full name, but I haven't independently confirmed this.

>>171999360
You faggots named it for me, the description is *inhales deeply*

Newfag here, why do points cap so damn fast? And how do you beat snowballing? If you and your team were about to cap Mid in Badlands when a single scout solo caps your point, is it better to just suicide and hope you respawn fast enough to respond at base? There's nothing "team" about solo scout caps.

>>171998790
>can afford an unusual
>doesn't even have any stranges

>>171999710
is it really? does it also shoot further like the mad milk thing

>>172000290
>Newfag here, why do points cap so damn fast
cp sucks
>And how do you beat snowballing
you don't, cp sucks

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>>171998529
No

>>172000296
no
world view model is much shorter than stock

>>172000294
I don't see any point in buying stranges, it's just an ingame kill counter. You can also use the same argument with "you're paying moni for pixels either way" but I'd rather look nice then have different colored text ya dig?

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>>172001082
>strange versions of both cosmetics are affordable.

>m-muh different colored text

>>172001896
why buy when you can save

>>172001896
What are you going on about. I don't own any strange cosmetics

>>172002303
You're different therefore I hate you.

>>172002415
Understandable

>b4nny's name is Grant Vincent
>Vincent come from Roman which means "vincere" or to conquer or win
>mfw b4nny literally grants victories

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>some nerd did research on the FRAG daddy

>>172000000
I only have a mild obsession with post numbers, okay.

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this is outrageous

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THANK YOU SNIPER

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>>172004475
If it's shipping to the US, yes. If overseas, maybe. Vinyls have difficulty surviving rough handling, so you'll be paying extra to ensure that doesn't happen. I guarantee that you'd be getting pic related if they cheaped out on shipping.

>>172003604
What the fuck that file name.

>>172005862
Woah there, friend! It seems you made a mistake in your post. That's okay, though, as English is a tough language to learn. Let me help you out- you're missing an 'is' between your 'fuck' and 'that', and when asking a question, you end the sentence with a question mark (?). Hope this helps in your future English endeavors!

>>172006081
inglish is such a shitty language im not suppressed that most people dont give a flying fuck about grammer

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>>171970515

damn son that's a nice HUD

what is it? currently running ahud, but looking for something new once I start playing again for the new update

rate my med

>>172007734
RaysHUD after I messed with colors in the ClientScheme

Too much White

>Not only did he directly speak to V*va, he complimented him
d-i-s-g-u-s-t-i-n-g

>>172007889
I don't think that was a compliment towards me. It was more towards the HUD

Also, if you hate Viva this much, just don't reference him

did someone really big make a new tf2 video or something because i'm noticing a massive influx of people who just installed the game or just level 1 silver badges in general

yeah i did so what

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>>171964250
how to unsee your post?

>>172000776
Yeah, but can you get an orange one?

>>172009863
>no strange napalmer
still upsetti

how do you guys think b4nny comes up with his stream titles?

>>172010525
he pulls up coheed and cambria lyrics, closes his eyes, and points at a random verse