Mass Effect General - /meg/

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?nth for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>171531750
I really want to see biodrones spin this game to be anything but a severe disappoint on all fronts.

WE'RE HOME

I'm drinking but I'm too HYPE to sleep

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TURIAN WAIFUS ARE ALWAYS BEST WAIFUS

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>>171531984

>>171531951
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>171531951
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i'm ok!

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>>171531701
If I can romance Jack again in 3 I'll probably do that instead of Liara.

Liara was way too easy and took no effort and that signals that she's loose and gives it up to anyone, I wouldn't be surprised if she sold her body for secrets back on the Asari world. Samara showed me how a true Asari woman should act and that's not Liara.

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You do wanna you wanna make Scott happy, right?

When does this game release for Canadian Consolefags.

>>171532050
>If I can romance Jack again in 3 I'll probably do that instead of Liara.
Nope.

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>>171531750
>/meg/'17 in a nutshell

>>171531984
She is absolutely lewd.

>>171531951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k2U9KgnOTs

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>>171531982
WE MADE IT

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They tried to make muh stornk womyn but everything they have made points at her having autism.
How is this possible?

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Thanks Bioware for making the first autistic female protag in history!

https://files.catbox.moe/w3lt83.webm

>>171532050
Yeah you can but it's underwhelming without the DLC. You get like a kiss and some sweet talk and thats it. Citadel DLC lets you properly continue the old relationships.

>the game has been leaked to the point where the ending is now shown
>still can't pirate it yet

what the fuck guys

>option to ask Suvi to join you out in the field but she refuses
>no option to ask Gil

It's not fair.

>>171532164
So progressive.

>>171532209
>leaked

>>171531951
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB_4I9M2EfU

>>171532168
>have to buy DLC to continue a romance

I should've known since it's EA but that's still lame

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>>171532050
Jack has the least romance content than anyone in me3

its a shame really, but even so i've never been able to dump Jack

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>>171531750
A reminder that Suvi is jewish or muslim.
A reminder that Gil is jewish.
A reminder that Vetra is JIDF.

>>171532164
somehow this and vetra memes have made the game a better experience for me

I noticed during the cutscene when you are going down to Eos for the first time, it looks at Suvi for a minute, and she looks great.

But outside of that she looks like a complete clown. Like who the fuck designed her? She looks like one of those trainwrecks people make in character editors who know they have no idea how to make a good looking character and just cake on all the makeup and unnatural colors.

It's a shame, one minute looks natural and great, next looks like a clown.

>>171532273
Well, tbf it wasn't planned. When people found out some of the "continued" romances were fucking awful (Namely Jack, Miranda, and oh jesus Jacob) they threw a fit and Bioware made what actually turned out to be the best of the DLCs they did.

It's very fanservicy but it's also Incredibly fun

>>171532280
Incorrect. Samara has the least romance content considering you can only romance her in the DLC.

If we count one-night-stands, then Javik.

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>>171532094
>tfw remembered how I beat off to a video of a japanese nurse giving an actual retarded guy in a wheel chair a handjob

>>171532094

>creating the Antichrist
kek

>>171532387
It would have been better if they could have made a DLC that had a good ending.

This game sounds like it was written by some Tumblr memlords. That "lul so random" conversation with gil made me cringe.

>>171532391
well i meant of the actual romances

>from the /v/ stream thread
http://www.strawpoll.me/12568214/r

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>>171531750
>two enemy type have a dog for some reason
>couldn't even be a vorcha outlaw or something for outlaws

also
>upload on firebase derelict
>3 points right next to each other
>hack gets interrupted when enemey is standing on it
>it's ket
>ascendant doesn't go down from a rocket cause it has shield up
>its shield goes back up and another wave of common ket shows back up to fill the void of the ones we killed cause it's a mission and they keep spawning
>die

so are we supposed to just waste 3 rockets for that? why is every addition to the multiplayer from me3mp just shitty and not really adding anything intuitive or fun?

>>171532432
There is a good ending, the most heroic ending

The Refusal ending

>>171532437
>This game sounds like it was written by some Tumblr memlords
it was

>>171532454
I have no opinion because I don't play console exclusive trash.

>>171532439
>make Samara the most interesting character in the ME2 crew
>she has the least amount of dialogue for female characters and can't even be romanced

I hate you Bioware

>>171532282
>Suvi is Jewish because she believes in God and science
Christfag here, I'm not sure what being Jewish specifically has to do with anything. I think it's pretty clear that science and religion are not mutually exclusive schools of thought.

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>>171532414
I didn't need these feels right now, bro.

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>>171532414
i'm intrigued

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>>171532454
ive never even heard of "Horizon: Zero Dawn"

>>171532581
yeah, well.... that's just the way it is.

>>171532414
Anon. I'm so sorry. You do realize you have to kill your self, right?

>>171532589

At least with Ashley's kind of religiousness she was extremely vague about it, just entertaining the idea that god or some kind of intelligent design had started the universe or something.

Suvi feels a little too skewed.

In the future will everyone be as fit as they are in the mass effect universe? Will obesity be cured?

>>171532797
i would imagine real working fat burning pills will be a thing in 200 years, so yeah

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>>171532769
>Ashley brings up god right before the nuke mission
>leave her to die so she can meet her imaginary being

Another stupid Christian in space dead the better.

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>>171532589
It's from tumblr and special snowflakes hate Christianity because it's mainstream.
It takes a lot of mental gymnastics and hugbox echo-chamber validation to come up with retarded shit like this.

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Make sure you create mustard race kids with best girl /meg/

>Makes games that pander to SJWs
>SJWs grow up and go to work for the company
>SJWs dont know how to make a good game

Bioware digged its own grave, bravo!

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euuhuuhuhuhuhuh UAHUAHUAHUAHUAH

>>171532706
It was posted on /sp/ like six years ago when that board was the shitposting capital I haven't seen it since

>>171532973
isnt she like 40? her kids will end up retarded

>>171532987
>idiots buy anyway

https://youtu.be/nPOlAPsazHs

>>171532868

>go to the doctor
>get diagnosed with obesity
>they prescribe you a pill that turns fat into muscle
>the normal body type is ultra fit and sexy

I would like to cryosleep today to wake up in that future. When everyone is so hot, maybe mass effect style relationships will be a thing where people actually give a shit about your personality before wanting to sleep with you.

Need something to pass the time with while you wait?

Enjoy:
https://my.mixtape.moe/cbwvzo.mp4
https://track3.mixtape.moe/nnsnfr.mp4

>>171533035
At most she's in her early thirties. She's around Alenko's age.

>>171533035
i'd guess between 28-35. besides autists are the new master race

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>>171533117

>>171533119
>early thirties
>>171533159
>28-35

for real? she looks way older

>>171533109
she is really special isnt she?

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>>171533076
>0:34

I fucking died.

>>171533117
>"dude with tits" fetish

how fucking lame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgFHIR7lLC0

q u a l i t y writing

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>>171533117

>>171533035

She'd most likely be less than 35, Kaidan makes it seem like him and his group were the first bunch of known human biotics who didn't just accidentally kill themselves with their powers.

>>171533109

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH0hikcwjIA

>>171533117
>https://my.mixtape.moe/cbwvzo.mp4
>You wouldn't like me when I'm horny

>>171533117
Someone actually animated this.

>>171533295
i havent been on /meg/ for a while

do we get to fuck one of those?

so is there a sex scene with vetra or no

>>171533207
It's the only ages that match up.

Biotics get their implants when their powers manifest, when they reach puberty, and we know she has an L3 implant. Meaning she must have been around 10-14 in 2170, and the Andromeda missions starts in 2185. We can add a few years for it being say, a late find, but she can be as young as 25 in game.

So the crit path is only 20 hours and this guy's save game says 49% complete. So what is that? An extra 20 hours of collection shit? No wonder they didn't want to give estimates on game time.

>>171533361
Some anon in the last thread said he got there and there was one.

>>171533361
Voice files heavily imply there is

>>171533117

If asari were hermaphrodites, I probably would probably end up sucking some asari dick.

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>>171533354
Liam does.

>>171533117
nice

>>171533485
no i meant a female one

>>171533349
>Someone is paid to animated this.
FTFY

So I'm out of here before the huge spoilers begin.

I hope you will play ME:A in 12 hours. If not then get ready to get spoiled into oblivion.

>>171533542

There's a fling with one of the female ones, but it isn't extensive at all.

>>171533409
>but she can be as young as 25 in game.
shes looks a few years away from twice that

>>171533592
good enough

>>171533485
STOP THIS
JAAL IS PURE

>>171533441
I never trust that shit. There were images of solas post-credits scene in /vg/ threads a day after DAI came out and I was stuck in that game for 150 fucking hours.

>>171533664
pure slut

>>171533579
Adieu

I should do the same

so how big of an asshole can I be in MEA?

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>>171533664
>JAAL IS PURE

>>171533728
If you mean im a pure slut for Jaal, then yeah. You are right Anon. I admit it.

Wait wait wait.
I thought Liam was straight, what's the thing with Jaal, just a meme?

>>171533664
his faggot lookin ass looks like at the very least he's seen a couple up close

>>171533791
Not at all. Biowares SJW-friendly team has decided you can be any of 4 different flavors of bland good guy.

>>171533841

It's a meme, but he and Liam DO get naked to like, swap armor/check out physiology or something, I'm not joking.

>>171533841
No one scapes from the BBC

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>>171533841
BLACKED

>>171533295
I want to be with a space rabbit!

Is there any art of them?

>>171533918
>you can be any of 4 different flavors of bland good guy.
like in fallout 4, where you yell at people, but always end up agreeing?

or DAI, where at most you use a stern tone?

>>171533664
Im going to genocide jaal's species!

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*autistic screeching*

>>171534134
Stern tones are too mean. Think of FO4, but filter it through Sunday School tier cartoons.

>>171531750
Anyone has that picture of Ryder with a helmet?

>>171534216
https://files.catbox.moe/w3lt83.webm
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>171534073
Not all that much yet.

>>171534275
have you seen any streams?

are their any dialogue options where you can at least swear?

Why are Angarans such big guys?

>>171533791
Not at all which is my deal breaker. Tried to play ME2 as a mostly paragon character and it just didn't feel right. Couldn't make it halfway through the game before i went with renegade again. Should've seen it coming after DA3, which basically allowed to you to play a yes-man doormat, a slightly less agreeable doormat and a let's-stay-focused doormat. If this is the general direction for Bioware RPGs for the future i really hope some still unknown but extremely talented middle-market dev, that haven't lost their edge, starts coming out with top quality story driven and character focused AAA RPGs like CDP did years ago or it might be time for me to look for a different hobby. No point sticking with a genre that gets one really good title every decade.

>>171534391
>are their any dialogue options where you can at least swear?
Swearing is naughty and hostile and you shouldn't do it. It will make people uncomfortable. No microaggressions allowed on Ark missions.

>>171534483
fuck

i was afraid of BW games going all "goody goody" after DAI

I almost always chose that dialogue option with the red fist and always thought "that was it?" afterwards

>>171534516
no no, im not even joking

about how many swears have people heard in the streams?

>>171533035
Imagine the gene-splicing with her and autistic fem-Ryder.

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>>171534409
Who knows

Anyone know of a Let's Play for Mass Effect 2 and 3 that they can recommend?

I played the first and second game, but I didn't get any of the DLC for the second, and I'm certainly not paying full shekels for them now (screw Bioware Points). And I never finished the third game, and don't have a lot of motivation to. If I could just watch someone entertainingly romance reapers and exterminate waifus while I veg out in bed, that would be great.

>tfw i STILL can't get past silver in the armax arena
looks like i'll have to lower the difficulty. load of shit insanity is good fun.

>>171534057
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

also post vetra

>>171534929
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdAy0KqpdA2Lp2_Qp0yNk2g
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAXEccHluUGU09sp7FrLrHw
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNUx8bzoHniTZ3hp-UfA4OQ

I don't know what your taste is so with these 4 I think I covered most possibilities.

>>171534767
>about how many swears have people heard in the streams?

From the players or the game?

>>171534767
In game? I haven't heard anything remotely close to a swear. The game is 100% pathos free.

>>171534057
>Jaal just walks out of the room naked

Okay then.

>>171535449

From one of the conversations he has with Liam, it's pretty clear that Angaran's don't really have an issue with that kind of privacy shit.

Though conversely they apparently don't like admitting/people knowing that they're sick?

only one more hour in for central time zone :^)

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>>171533109

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>>171535640

GET UP YOU DAMN CRIPPLE.

>>171535627
what?

Shouldn't there be reviews out by now? Did EA pull the embargo back until launch?
I bet they feel really silly letting the trial happen.

>>171535726
im baked

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>>171535640
>but bro we've only been building starships for 6 hours

>>171535640
Do you get your twin as a recruit able character?

>>171535640

Nobody uses blankets in space

>>171535879
They have some kind of active role and are walking around ((with difficulty)) in the final battle.

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>>171535791
>tfw my dealer got locked up

>>171535962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oApBrFAtRrc

>>171535907
Fuck space then. Blankets are awesome.

>>171535879
They're your full time bedwarmer.

>>171535962
im sorry :^(

>>171535710
>>171535640
So, what happens to the twin?
Ends up disabled like Joker?

How do we get Tumblr and Twitter to sea the autistic Sara meme and start praising bioware for creating an autistic main character?

>>171536025
You promise?

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JAAL IS ____!

>>171535834
>there model ship in the game you can collect
Wew. I'm starting to like this now

>>171536092
You'll need some veterans of the Great Meme War, they possess the arts you seek.

>>171536183
SKIPPING LEG DAY

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>>171533117

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>>171536092
It has already begun.

>>171536183
a fag

>>171536064

Just before their stasis pod gets opened the ship loses gravity and the pod gets damaged, after that your sibling is put into a coma for a fair while, after they come out I think they're crippled, but by the looks of it they either recover over time or you may find some way to fix them up, remnant shit or something maybe.

>all the normie faggots that got the game early haven't streamed Vetra fuggings

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>Vetra says Turians get massages by vibrating hammers on their carapace

O-oh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7aXqWU0S6A

>>171534767
There was barely any cursing in ME until 2 with Jack and Aris

>>171535256
In game

>>171536471
I think that tone was sarcastic

>>171536232

WHOO WEE

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>>171535640
>when your bro's credit card is left unprotected

>>171536629
What would she buy?

>>171536064
They eventually recover in time for you to play them for a short segment then get kidnapped by the archon.

>>171536471
>Casually watching people
>You will never be casually stalked by Vetra

>>171536092
>create a throwaway twitter account
>build your fake profile with "autism speaks" photos/ tweets and shit
>spam the ME:A twitter praising them for making sara a positive example of proactive autism.

They'll either be forced to deny that sara is autistic making them look bigoted/ they'll be crushing some autistic kids happiness. Or bioware will be forced to say that sara is in fact an autist.

I almost the autistic sara meme is forced by gorilla marketers, as it's too clean to be one of our memes

>>171536479
The only curse I can remember in the first game was from Tali.

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>>171536629

>>171536705
Lego.

>>171536629
There are stores in the Andromeda galaxy who will take his credit card?

>>171536713

So like the Joker segment in ME2?

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>character customization dynamic enough that you can make an incredibly fucked up looking face but not an attractive one

>>171536761
>Free shipping
Huh
You'd think

>>171535640
>Touch the peepee

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>>171536471
>ywn go people-watching with Vetra, having fun and bonding over mocking brainlets

>>171536812
Your sibling isn't limited in mobility at all, but there's some plot stuff going on with the SAM implant meaning the sibling has absolutely no skills. Just a pistol and a grenade.

>>171536471
Sid a cute!

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>>171536720
>catch Vetra watching you out of the corner of your eye
>casually stroll up to her
>M'raptor
>whip out a hammer and start beating her back to massage her
>the dirty whore begs you to stop but you keep going
>she starts emitting blood liquid onto the hammer so she must like it
>a lewd, squishy sound comes with each smack
>people gather around, Vetra's sister screams in horror as you give her the best massage ever
>get arrested and exiled for giving your waifu a massage

>>171536629
Needs to be holding a Lego brick

>>171536971

care to explain what this plot stuff is? unless you're just talking about the profile stuff in general

>>171535156
Thank you, I'll look into those.

>Scott Ryder wakes up
"I'm sorry, but your father has died"
"No.."
"And your sister is now Pathfinder and has spent the entire inheritance on Lego"
"Put me back in cryo"

I love how quickly the autistic Sara meme has blown up.

>>171537147

It's gotten a bit too much now, people have just over-saturated the joke and kind of ruined it.

>>171537147
I bet it's been hijacked though

>>171537201
agreed, too much lego posting too quickly

>>171536991
A bit short and chunky though.
Think she'd be curious to try and sneak a peek at Ryder and Vetra fucking?
Will a threesome with the Nyx sisters be possible?

>Vetra acts motherly

YES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeMikzrxbWI

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>>171536761
I unironically like the lego line of architecture stuff. Is that more or less autistic than regular lego?

>>171537091
The Archon realizes it's the SAM implant that gives Pathfinder the ability to use the remnant tech. He traps Pathfinder in a remnant vault while he hijacks the Hyperion (you see him in the SAM node) in order to capture Sam and SibRyder's implant. He managed to disconnect Pathfinder's connection and that downs the Pathfinder. Sam tells your sibling the Kett have boarded and are hunting for them, but Pathfinder is in trouble and needs to be rebooted. Then SAM says it's sorry but it can't assist you the way it normally would because of the Archon's meddling.

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>>171536324
The main characters are an autist with fetal alcohol syndrome and brain ischemia and a post-crash cripple with a developing personality disorder.
Wow Bioware is sure virtue signaling for people with disabilities this time around.
That'll teach these nasty ableists that crippled retards can save the galaxy too!

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>>171537345

>>171537348
You're an adult; you can do legos or whatever you want.

>>171537381

Ahh, makes sense, now I finally know what that "reboot the pathfinder" achievement is, thanks anon~

>>171537292
>A bit short and chunky though

Those are positives, also you are disgusting for wanting to soil Sid

>>171537415
Thanks for not using spoilers for that last sentence. It's definitely not spoiler worthy

>>171537345
>"Happened more than once. She'd panic. I'd hold her- for as long as it took. She doesn't even remember now, it was only for a month or two."

Goddammit, why does every new bit of info that comes out make the fucking raptor look more and more adorable? Stop doing this.

>>171537497
>Turning down consenting Turian sisters

>>171537292
>chunky

Vetra must be sneaking in some extra rations and snacks for her

>>171537498
You're welcome.

Come on, I'm talking about the /meg/ memes, not the plot.
Also, what the fuck are you doing here when the game is about to release and you don't want to get spoiled?

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>>171537047

>>171537498
None of that is a spoiler, even the stuff in spoiler text.

>>171537779
Needs to be holding a credit card.

>>171537772
I have weak constitution

I think I am drunk enough to go to bed now. Unfortunately I have to wake up early to take my niece to school so I'll have 3 more hours of suffering until I can play the game.

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>tfw no time to play until the 22nd

Someone please just upload the Vetra scenes so I can get a good chuckle.

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>>171538029

> mfw can't ((or just won't)) play until saturday because of uni classes

FUCK EDUCATION I JUST WANNA FUCK ALIENS

>>171537779
perfect.

>>171538093
Claim to be sick and take the week off. You can afford one week, skit send e-mails asking for the overview of what went down in class. Unless you've got an exam or quiz, you can easily catch up by reading the assigned text

ITS LIKE A FUCKING SFM PORNO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdXS7xYzzno

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>clip of Vetra moaniing has almost 3k views

Good lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ5waeCv5lk

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>>171538093
You know what to do, anon.

>>171538204

> You can afford one week

I've almost failed a class by missing one day before, I at least know that I'm too lazy to bother coming in on off days to make up for work I missed.

>>171538093

Can't restrict yourself to playing just a few hours a day?

>Tfw have to wait till 23rd because lolconsole and Brit

This game looks shite but I still want to play

>>171538232
>cora looks like she's struggling to get away during the kiss

kek

>>171538232
Woah. Now I can't wait to see the rest of the cast, even Gil. They definitely wine there

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>>171538232

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>>171538369

I'm an all in kind of person

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>>171538258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pjwp25C2oM

>>171538232
The animations there are unusually smooth. Though the facial expressions still suck.

>>171538232

That is one fine booty

>>171538490

I spent forever trying to figure out the pattern of that claw game. Never did.

>>171538232
Have we confirmed if she is straight or bi yet?

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>>171538232
>this level of sex exists in this game
>vetra is a romance option in this game

Well lads.

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>>171538232
what the fuck.

>>171538232
Well I guess we know where most of the animation budget went

>>171538232
So how far back do you think they've set the public's perception of video games and their validity as an art form? I'm guessing at least a few years.

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>>171538232

>>171538232
Will the Madmen at Bioware animate the gay/lez sex this well? Or will Cora and Liam be the only special exceptions?

About to play the XBOX1 trial for the first time.

What should I expect?

>>171538752
In today's liberal age and day? Forward by 10 years.

>>171538232
i appreciate that they actually took the nudity even further than they did in DA:I. I thought that was the limit a western Triple A dev could get away with

was just now a bad time time to start the 10 hour trial?

>>171538634
She's straight.

>>171538783
An actually good game if you go in without expectations and franchise bias.

>>171538840

Nope, you could play for 10 hours straight and jump right into the full game.

>>171538840
Progress carries over so no

I think

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>>171538893
Guess I'll take the red-haired bridge bunny with the Scottish accent.

>>171538232
>dead soulless expression while Ryder says "Someone you need, I could get used to hearing that"
I never though I'd miss the Sheploo grin. At least it shows hes actually feeling something.

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Vetra and her sister approach you asking for some private time.

What do you do?

>>171538651
Fucking where?

>>171539053
>don't talk to me or my sister ever again

>>171537348
I too, unironically like legos and Sarah.

>>171538232
That fucking interrupt sound ruined the mood.

>>171539053
That's wrong, I'd only take Sid__

>>171539053
Give it to them.

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>tfw autistic so the bad facial animations shouldn't be too much of an issue

>>171539053
Would their fluids give you a reaction? like a rash or hives

>>171539053
As I thought, that earlier shot was misleading and Sid is about the same height as every other femtur.

>>171539075
Soon, my friend. Soon

>>171538232
Even the fucking facial animations in the bedroom scene are far and above the normal ones.
Jesus Christ the game really is just a dating sim.

>>171539053
What's wrong with her hips?

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CORASS
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A
S
S

>>171539250
I'm not looking forward to that, the thread is going to be nothing but (You)s to the video for the next 20 minutes.

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>>171538232
ass got me like damn

Is that ginger Scottish lass bi or just lez?

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>>171531750
GUYS
GUYS
Where is that alternate launch trailer with femRyder that Bioware promised?
https://twitter.com/masseffect/status/840638513074823168
Prepare for the opening of another salt mine!

>>171539290
BioWare will probably never admit it but their romance subplot are probably the only reason many people play their games.

>>171539168
This.

How many hours until I boot up a VPN and play as early as possible?

>>171539418

Just lez

>>171539424
The shooting is fun desu especially with all the mods and weird sci-fi weapons available. And it's not like we have very many sci-fi RPGs to begin with.

>>171539349
It's only gonna be (you)'s if you'll be the one posting it.

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>Can get the Deluxe Edition from Amazon for $50
>Can easily afford it with no problems plus I get paid on thursday anyways so I still have money for Persona 5
>Still wanted to wait till they fix stuff via patches but this way I can at least get it for 20 bucks off and play it later.

fuck it, I'm just gonna bite the bullet.

>>171539451
Around 10 hours.

>>171539473
Who just gave you a (You) and will be playing as Sara?

This guy.

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>>171539242
I just wanted a short and chubby femtur, was that too much to ask for

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Scott's feminine butt.

>>171539540
>Deluxe Edition from Amazon
But how?

>>171539707
I cannot wait for everyone responses this these over-the-top scenes. I like the romances as much as the next guy but how important was it to really put so much effort into a 30-40 second cutscene people will only see once

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>>171538232
>Never ever got something this good in the trilogy
>Especially for ___Tali
I would fucking kill a man if it would mean every romance in the original trilogy could get scenes that exposing and well produced.

>tfw surprisingly atrocious facial animations are the only thing I really didn't like in MEA

Bioware needs to replace those hacks, but otherwise, I had fun so far.

>>171539848
Lots of grills play Mass Effect, they eat that shit up.

>>171539858
It always bothered me that Liara in 1 and 3,and Miranda in 2 got such blatant favoritism. Garrus was well known to be one of the top 3 most popular romance options, but they still just gave us 1 shitty kiss and a fade to black

Any of you guys know of a good VPN that has a free trial for tomorrow?

I mean an actual free trial, not a money back guarantee period.

>>171540024
https://www.reddit.com/r/titanfall/comments/1z9npl/guide_how_to_use_a_vpn_to_unlock_titanfall_early/

>>171539872
I wonder if the facial animations are too wide-spread a problem to be fixed in a mere patch?

>>171539348
MY FUCKING DICK AHHHHH

>>171540019
Ehh Miranda's was a bit shit. Just a bra and dry humping. Liara, Ashley, Kaidan, and Shepard are the only characters shown nude and even then that was somewhat conservatively shown ESPECIALLY in comparison to this.

>>171539809
I just realized I've got $10 gift card on there, plus I share a prime account with my family so that added up

>>171539421
why can't women and faggots get over the fact that they don't make up a large enough portion of the AAA customer base to warrant as much attention as they demand? there's not a lot of sara focused promo, but there's literally no promo showing a black, asian, <insert any other minority group here> protagonist either. but of course they don't give a shit about that or anyone else besides their own group.

i feel like the adult thing to do is just get a grip and try to understand marketing.

>>171540068
I meant they need to replace the animators, as in fire those motherfuckers and hire actual competent people.

>>171540019
Because he's an alien. Bioware has had a lot of time since then to think of a way interspecies sex will work

>>171539348
Nice ass, a shame she is ugly as sin.

>>171539858
>game features top-quality 10/10 waifu and husbando
>romance dialogue relatively rare, sex scenes for them basically don't exist
>game features mediocre waifus and husbandos
>romance dialogue extremely frequent and sex scenes are extensive and more well-animated than anything else in the game

like pottery.

>>171540221
she's much better looking in game than she was during her initial reveal.

>>171540165
That's true. Firing the hacks who animated the human characters' faces is the first step in moving forward, so they might as well put the new people to work immediately cleaning up the mess.

>>171540019
The reason is very simple. If they made a scene like that for Garrus or Tali, they'd have to make a whole separate nude model for a whole species. At a time where they weren't even really sure what their skin looked like. You didn't find it curious that every single alien that wasn't an asari was fully clothed in outfits that included gloves?

You guys think there is Quarian Snuff films in the Mass Effect universe?

Like smashing in their helmet and jerking off onto there face and watch them get sick and die?

>>171540161
Bioware said themselves that only 18% of ME3 players played as Femshep, but tumblrtards don't understand marketing. Or common sense for that matter. They want 'equality' (pandering).

A while back they said that some romances would be more interested in 'open' relationships, can you actually date a couple of characters at the same time and not get in shit?

>>171540161
>I feel like the adult thing to do is just get a grip and try to understand marketing

Right back at ya. Although I don't have the numbers to agree of disagree with you on what the player base is like, it seems to me that you don't want to understand that the inclusion was a marketing choice because these people can cause a big enough ruckus to affect sales.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sqLypSHnP0

Spoiler:The ending is fucking shit

>>171540257
I feel like 3 handled frequency of romance dialogue best. Strewn through interactions, missions, and conversations enough to feel present but not like it was overshadowing the main story. 1 and 2 it was the convos and that was it which always felt extremely lacking.
Hopefully Andromeda copies 3 in this aspect.

>>171540363
Yes, and Tali shamefully masturbates to them.

>>171535081
> you and garrus with the n7 typhoon and AP ammo
>javik or anyone with clusterbombs
???
>spam grenades constantly
???

>>171540051
Thanks, that'll do.

>>171532134
That Suvi dialogue game me some weird Whedon vibes, of course being autistic would explain a lot about the characters from Whedon shows.

>>171540363
i certainly hope so, nothing's more erotic than dead gypsies

>>171540363
Porn industry must be interesting in the ME universe, Hanar must be quite common

>>171535081
Venom Shotgun.

Biotic Charge.

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"Oh a new Mass Effect? I'll be sure to pre-order it eventually!"

>first visuals released

"OK, that doesn't look amazing, but whatever. Still hype to get back to the ME universe!"

>PeeBee face released

"Eh, she isn't beautiful, but it's fine really. She's kind of cute. I'm sure her personality will more than make up for it."

>all other characters look retarded

"Fuck. Well, whatever, ME always had shitty grafix, the dialogue and gameplay are still going to be fucking great."

>gameplay is shit with the class system completely ruined, combos dumbed down, enemies are bland as fuck, and every weapon sounds and feels like a fart through wet tissue paper

"I'm sure... it's different once you get your hands on it... and the plot and characters are still going to be fun..."

>listen to the voice acting and dialogue for the first time

"OK, so it's not great, but it's going to be fine. Mass Effect. New Mass Effect game, remember. I'm still going to have fun with it.

>animations

>flirting

>witty dialogue

>muh face is tired

"Shit. Fuck everything. Just show me the multiplayer. ME3 multiplayer was so much fun, I need a new online shooter, just tell me the multiplayer is good please?"

>literally just a slower ME3 multiplayer with boring enemies and LOL RAWKET JUMP

>mfw I would have pre-ordered on name and concept alone but Bioware and EA actually fucked themselves over by showing me that the game was just a massive fucking scam.

>>171531984
Honestly those face textures are pretty amazing. Why are people shitting on this game's graphics again?

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>>171540421

> Salarian pathfinder is a girl
> Has a cute voice

Fugg

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>>171540363

>>171538232

The cringe really builds up

>>171540548
No you actually nailed it

>>171540548
>they got rid of controlling squad powers

>all the asari share the same face

>all their effort went into the porn scenes

>>171540572
Facial animations for ayys are fine.

Facial animations for Humans/Asari are shit

>>171540572
Animations kinda ruin it.

>>171540483
Come on, that's an insult to Whedon.

At least Whedon creates fully realized characters with emotional depth before giving them cringey one-liners.

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Post yfw imagining Vetra's scene now that we've seen Cora's

>mfw

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>>171538232
>>171538779
Prepare for autistic Sara "Lego" Ryder to be BLACKED in glorious HD by Liam's superior BBC.
Will he perform a mating press and have retard babies with her? Sara is more likely to have twins than other women...~

>>171531984
Is that mark on her face natural or is it a tattoo?

>>171540572
the issues are with human characters looking terrible, the ayys look great as you said

>>171540548
This sums up my feelings on the game. I don't even intend to get it now simply because what has been shown so far is just so fucking bad.

>>171540741
Its face paint, most Turian's have it. Its the mark of their families colony of origin.

>>171538232

Jesus her ass

>>171540784
>peepoo
>looking great or even remotely good

>>171540826

sans asari because they're basically human.

I never thought I'd see the day where I actively miss ME3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgnwj95MC1s
>>171538232
At least we'll get some potentially good /u/ if people find a way to edit Sara's face
I wish I could experience /u/ :(

Is it just me or are the asari characters' faces flat-out low quality? I'm not talking about how attractive or ugly they are, they just all look oddly low-textured in my game.

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>>171540693
Not Vetra though

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>>171540662
Whedon is the Dark Souls of romance.

If Vetra's scene doesn't involve her picking up Ryder at any point then I'm not buying this game.

>>171540365
and i'm sure plenty of those femsheps were degenerates who like to pretend their girls

>>171540394
>these people can cause a big enough ruckus to affect sales

you can keep telling yourself that if it helps. anybody bitching on twitter or bsn about muh sara is going to buy the game anyway. and even if they didn't, the game would still be a success.

>>171538232
Ok I have to know what the lesbian scenes look like now

>>171541106
The gay/lesbian scenes are said to all be fade-to-black. I hope that's not true though.

>>171541047
That was a legitimately good scene. too bad the series was so meh

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>>171538232
I NEED TO SEE PEEBEES

BLUE

A

S

S

NOW

>>171540634
>all their effort went into the porn scenes

That's actually 100% correct.

I would have bought this game just for the characters. The characters are shit.

I would have bought this game just for the dialogue. The dialogue is shit.

I would have bought this game just for the gameplay. The gameplay is shit.

I would have bought this game just for the exploration. The exploration is shit.

I would have bought this game just for the visuals. The visuals are shit.

I would have bought this game for almost any feature that was good. There's nothing. Nothing is good, everything is shit. They fucked up every single aspect of the development.

I can't even get mad at it. I was mad at ME3 because that game had some very good things mixed up with shit, and I was mad because the shit ruined the good things. Here, it's just shit. There's nothing to get mad at because nothing of value was lost.

It's porn. The only good thing about this game is the porn scenes. It's literally a porno, only instead of tacking on a shitty plot about a pizza delivery guy, it's tacking on a shitty game.

I am a fucking Biodrone who will defend ME3 as a great game, I'll even say the endings are decent. But as far as I'm concerned, Andromeda is a non-canon abortion. It's the 9th season of Scrubs. It's the Last Airbender movie. It's not worth getting upset over because it might as well never have even happened.

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>>171541106
https://youtu.be/uyLGKt4ZZ_k

>>171538779
We'll see. Vetra does have sex sounds it seems.

>>171541156
Nah they'll just be wearing their boxer briefs like the Kaidan/mShep one

>>171538232
Well that's actually not that bad. Witcher sex wasn't any less cringe.

Okay guys I have to know. What did you do about the Turian Attempted Murderer. Exile, or let him stay?

>>171540662
>At least Whedon creates fully realized characters with emotional depth before giving them cringey one-liners.
Whatever helps you sleep at night

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Are there any Drell in MAE? I've always liked them