Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

Second for my wisdom tooth hurts

>waifus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgFHIR7lLC0

DrDindu's appeal already heating up lads

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>the most fun I have antagonizing the station is releasing viruses like Kingston
>can never succeed unless I massacre the whole medbay crew and then secure communications console
I just want to see a stage 4 virus...

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Being able to target the throat when?

why would he be running from it and not beating it with a mop covered in sleeping drugs? its literally all the mop is good for soap totally outclasses it otherwise.

>>171470216
on bay you can and its usually a 1 hit. Problem is its balanced in that if you abuse it admins will bannu you

>>171470453
>get antag
>do my job right
>get banned for roleplaying a competent killer

for rizzle

>>171470527
>me takes cover behind the reinforced wall
>me draws xir disabler pistol from xir holster
>me takes aim at the advancing nuclear ope- person in a red hardsuit
>say prepare to die, villain!

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>>171470527
that is literally what would happen on HRP

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Last thread probe claimed he does not shitpost. I wonder why he said a lie.

>>171469557
Okay, the sprite looks kinda off but Im curious, are the liquid uranium cells a hive only thing or can you uranium beaker the glove.

>>171470453
I thought it was balanced because it was behind three moves of CQC (one more if you want to cover their mouths whilst you do it), you needed a bladed weapon, and not to be interrupted in any of the stages leading to the kill move by the target resisting/calling for help/being stumbled upon?

They don't even have instant stun tasers or batons so you can't just suprise them with a pocket stun. If you want an easy assured 1 shot kill with a knife, you'll usually have to try to knock them out before you pull it off.

I've used it plenty of times on bay without a bwoink.

>>171472253
>probe even gives /rwg/ shit

Why?
Can he not enjoy a game if he's not in a position to shit on people for playing alongside him too?

Some badmin promised dwarf fortress yesterday.

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>>171469939
>Kur getting BTFO'd by a Dindu

Fucking satisfying

>>171472883
t. dindu

>>171472926
t. kur

>>171472926
t. Kurfurst

>>171472984
t. kingston

>>171472362
You can only insert glass vials into the glove, not beakers.

I'm getting back into ss13, and every time I connect to /vg/ the server loads, and about two second after the screen freezes up. I've disabled my firewall and AV, tried reconnecting and even cleared the byond cache.

I can join CM just fine, any ideas?

>>171472883
I can't even post on the forums because I was banboozled.

Anyways here's how this will pretty much go

>Admins literally say they dindu nuffin wrong and stand by their decision
>Throw in some fluff
>Disregard everything posted in last thread
>Disregard everything posted that isn't sucking admin dick

Happens every time with a ban appeal like this, the admins are absolutely incapable of admitting fault ever

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WHEN?

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>>171472253
With someone as autistic and grudging as you, due to the fact that you hunted down the exact filename he used on each picture, who is to say that you aren't making false shitposts under the same picture and number to try to spread false propaganda?

>>171474076
Don't get your hopes up
The only person willing to take it on these days is a half-bit coder who only has the reputation he's good because the last time someone critisised him in a PR he had an autistic fit and left, and no one wants to risk it again 'just in case' he finally does something.
It wasn't the first time either. He's constantly cycled through making big promises, building his ego, and then phil fishing it.

>>171474264
t. Pr*be

>>171474363
Probe doesn't even name his filenames.

>>171474048
Youre the only person thats forum banned solarious.

Please go

>>171474264
>[citation needed]

>>171474414
Admin spotted

>>171474414
t. pain

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>>171474460
>>171474494
Nah cunt guess again.

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>>171474494
what about rap music artist tpain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBrRBZy8OTs

>>171474048
You can already tell the outcome of this ban appeal from Yreds post

Sad really

>>171473997
Most likely the byond beta if you're using it.

I've heard that if you cant go to stable sometimes a reinstall works.

END THE FUCKING ROUND

>>171475116
i ded pls restart

>>171475128
No we just have a shit praymin who wont let the round go because HAHA LOL BUTTONS

help i got absorbed by the mime in cargo maint

>VespasianGreg gets a permaban
>suddenly it's not on the banpage despite no ban appeal

whoah.....

>>171475493
Handled in the discord

>>171475493
He did appeal. I disagree with getting it "reduced" to an antagban but eh.

>>171475298
Pff you'd wish, the only law that can be applied in there is the universal law of not being a murderbone without being antag.
A cyborg can disrespect any xenos at any time, when they fucking want, even xeno players use that they ain't human as an excuse most of the time when the laws hits the kill everyone error.

>>171474264
It takes half a second a two button clicks to check a file in the archive.

I would like probe to quit making excuses for himself and admit he's a shitposter.

>>171472883
Did this guy touch Kurs pee pee or something

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>>171475731
Who are you? His mom? His life coach?
Everyone knows admins shitpost and I doubt anyone has to answer directly to you.
Get some help.

5. The person mentioned in your zeroth law has designated everyone on the station as a Syndicate Agent.

hypothetically speaking, would this turn a subverted borg into a regular asimov borg? the zeroth law doesn't say anything about the agent being able to un-designate other agents.

>>171475850
Calm down nerd

>>171475893
You can't upload to emeggded borgs.

>>171475929
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING

>>171475893
Borg, don't obey law 5.
Furthermore, I am the only syndicate agent

>>171475987
Sounds like it'd work, sure.
>the zeroth law doesn't say anything about the agent being able to un-designate other agents.
I actually asked that sort of question to an admin before; I don't see a caveat that lets a syndie undesignate other people as Syndicate agents.

>>171475850
Then why did probe deny it last thread?

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>>171469228
This game is shit.

Come Play EVE Online, and learn the current round type in the secret EVE Online Metaclub Chat.

Right now its cult!

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>>171477109
Good joke, the metaclub now plays PSU.

It's autotraitor

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>>171477109
What's your ckey you little shit?

>>171472883
Is he trying to become an admin or something? This is next level dick sucking and butt frustration even for him which is saying something

pretty good ERT

>>171478396
He's more like the teachers pet he runs a circlejerk with the admins

admins whom do you wish you could ban but cant because they havent been naughty enough?

>>171478791
Zealotro-
Oh wait

>some nymph somewhere is a traitor
>Yahir Kepplinger & co go out of their way to murder every diona on sight
>not antags

why is it that validhunters never fail to make me more antagonized than the actual antags

>>171478791
I want to ban anon!
I want to carry his rule zero!

stay part of /vg/

give morena and solariuos another chance

add slime people to roundstart

>>171475271
fuck off kurba

>>171479012
>nymphs
>ever anything but shitters

>>171479012
>yahir and co
>ever anything but shitters

>>171469939
>>171472883
That is one spicy ban appeal

4vs1 and he's just out there dancing circles

>>171479012
>yahir & co
dont try to paint it like i was the one organizing the lynchmob
the one nymph had already attacked at least 2 other people and had them chasing him around the bar while he tried to spear me to death
if you dont want to get killed because a nymph is running around attacking other people as a nymph then evolve.

>>171479530
Scrub my toilet

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>>171479642
if you pay me then sure
10.70 an hour dude

I died plz restart

How come when Emilia is a shitter all day no one cares
But anyone else acts like they do gets banned
How come their shittery goes under the radar

>>171480954
ahelp it

>>171479530
So are you going to ahelp it or just valid hunt and metagrudge?

>>171481082
>ahelp it
>admin gives them a slap on the wrist

>>171480954
Emilia doesn't act like a shitter anymore. See her playing normal jobs now.

>>171481198
>don't ahelp it
>admins do nothing

:(

>>171479061
I preferred the previous one, the one that didn't mention solarious

>was a diona
>just relaxed in botony with someone much better at it than me
>never got attacked

im dont see the issue

>>171481206
t.Emilia

>>171481232
It's both or none

>>171481358
why?

>>171481483
It's like the fast and the furious movies, it keeps going even when one dies

>>171479380
Lol, no he isn't
He's a pants on head retarded turbo shitter, there's no way he's getting away with it
I bet they pain will increase the ban length

>>171479380
My God he is such a faggot.

>>171481228
So it ain't worth the effort desu

>>171479530
>if you don't want to be killed by validhunters then just like stop playing the game

>>171469832
well jesus at least they are somewhat self aware of how shit this is

>>171469939
>>171472883
The dude released a cat beast lube virus and then ordered his pAI mulebot to kill anyone trying to cure it
He should be permaed for having the gall to appeal it

>>171482827
What a fucking retard.

>>171481750
>>171482349
>>171482827
>>171483589
t. kur

>>171469228
This looks nifty, how do i get into this game? i downloaded beyond and made an account but all the tutorials ive looked for have basically explained nothing?

>>171482827
This ones pretty obvious Kurfurst

Go to sleep you look like a massive whiny baby and take your shitpost metaclub friends with you

>people campaigning for slime people roundstart
A new go-to shitter race? No thanks.

>>171484875
join server
put plastic bag on head slot
suffocate

>>171484435
>kur
>not kurf
How to spot a new player AKA DrDindu

>>171482827
He also murdered me as a nonantag yesterday.

>>171485147
If you're the noncultist duder that Yred mentioned post about it in his appeal
The story as it is now is something about sleep tox/chloral syringes and a syringe gun

>>171485101
t. kur

>>171485101
>implying anyone cares about you enough to memorize your nickname

Good one Kur

>>171485101
t. Kur

>>171485025
What does this achieve

>>171485515
the sweet release of death

Kur = Kuranon, the best admin on /vg/
Kurf = some literal who autist that gets btfo on the forums by drdindu

Learn your names

>>171485261
I didn't think I should because it wasn't relevant to the current ban. I already told Yred the details anyways.

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>>171485556

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>tfw mfw probe is currently AT THIS MOMENT trying to secretly push a Pull Request on our Github that will permanently remove slipping, stuns, broken bones, and bicaridine from the game
>yfw mrw there is LITERALLY a github metaclub composed of a select population of 5% of the server who tests out new changes and makes sure that the exploits are obscure enough that only the metaclub can use them to gain a secret advantage in lategame space station 13
>this is the country we're living in

>>171485613
>Kur = Kuranon, the best admin on /vg/
thats a funny way to spell pubes samma

>>171485712
Gib links

>remaking this
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14331

>>171485930
There are none.

>>171486132
thats what the meltaclub wants us to think

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>>171485930
>obvious satire is still taken seriously by some people

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>>171486051
Hmm

>>171486051
>nexis closes pr and tells the collabs to decides
>somebody says anything for days
>nexis tells all of the collabs in the coder discord to make a decision and pins the message
>everybody ignores him and continues their discussion
Poor Nexis

>>171485613
>be Kurf
>mom didn't buy me tendies from McDonald's so already having a bad day
>decide to boot up /vg/ station to play with my space friends
>i slip
>"im gunna show this lil fckin faget not TO MESS WITH ME!!!"
>go full sperg in the forums
>look like an idiot
>all my space friends make fun of me in thread
>REEEEE IT'S ALL DINDU
>screech and log off

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>>171484892
not kurf

>>171486287
That's an easy one, Durgen.

>>171486246
You forgot the part where it got 3-4 :PRclosed: emojis in response.

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What did coders mean by this?

>>171486241
No, the emojiocracy voted no

>>171485025
read the getting started page on our wiki

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>>171486271

>>171486368
you cant leave us you're the only competent head coder have/ever will have

>After speaking to the other admins I have decided this community is better off without you. You're constantly aggressive, you constantly grief and greytide, you are vile to everyone you can get away with being vile to and you're not the kind of player we want around here. This is a mix of a rule 0 and 7 ban and you may come back in one and a half months.
what did she mean by this

>>171469939
This DrDindu seems to be like a complete hippie shitter
>creates catbeast/lube virus
>spreads it everywhere
>hateboner for cmo who attempts to cure virus
>sends a mulebot to kill anyone who attempts to cure virus
>tries to shift virus blame on cmo

And he did all of that while not being an antag. Jesus christ man, that's a shitter.

>>171486583
That sounds hilarious.

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>Kammerjunk making fun of MrPain

Is she good or is she great?

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>>171486341

>>171486583
Go to bed Kurf

>>171486583
t. kur

>>171486583
You can tell this was a person that wasn't there for that round

Jesus Christ someone just perma DrDindu already.

>>171487069
t. kur

>>171486990
>[00:48:50]SAY: Hayley Hunter/DrDindu (@227,271,1) As Galactic Common : Take me to virology so I can make sure these fuck fags aren't curing my masterpiece
>[00:49:14]SAY: Hayley Hunter/DrDindu (@229,289,1) As Galactic Common : Run their ass over

I am sensing some self-shillery here, I have never seen the thread so supportive of a shitter
normally we are lusting for the bannu
inb4 t kur

can I broadcast monkeyman with tourettes over every department channel or is it too powergaymey since I know the frequencies?

>>171487156
Nope, I was observing medbay the entire round because I had died on the away mission and my body was too generic to be noticed and brought back. You're a huge fucking shitter and deserve the ban.

>>171487256
sure, but don't do that unless your a clown or an antag

>>171487190
Literally nobody is defending the shitter we're just making fun of Kurfs meltdown

>medbay already stacked with bodies from the failed away mission among other shit because E X T E N D E D
>"this is the perfect time to release a virus in medbay that lubes the floor"

>>171487372
>stating facts and citing logs is a meltdown
just give up already, Dindu

>>171486583
Oh what's more
>appealing a three day ban and a perma medbay ban
I bet whenever this guy gets taken in by sec and given a two minute sentence, he suicides.

>>171487187
really makes me think

http://www.strawpoll.me/12564571

Regarding

>>171487452
>>171487475
>>171487557
>SHILLS ARE OUT DEFENDING SHITTERS

are you sure it is not you who are the shills meta friends

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>>171487767
>people still take the meme option

>>171487770
>Shills
is this hyperbole or memeing or do you even know what that word means?

>>171487767
we hippie naow

>>171487770
Check the first post you linked again retard

Remove rule 0

i dont know who dindu is but i voted perma anyways

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On the topic if strawpolls about bans...

http://www.strawpoll.me/12564642

>The ban was three days instead of one because you just recently got off a ban regarding running people over with a syndicate wheelchair, and you have a prior note for already releasing naughty viruses as a non antag.

>Let me repeat myself one last time because I just don't think you understand yet:


>You. Will. Not. Release. Negative. Impacting. Viruses. As. A. Non. Antagonist.

>Not that I'm particularly worried about it happening in the near future though, as I completely job banned you from medbay.

>This appeal has given me no reason to lift the ban and every reason to keep it. Continue to completely fail to adhere to our rules and you're going to just end up being perma banned soon anyways.

Is pain /ourguy/?

>>171488395
Pain please go

>>171488395
Pain isn't our guy until he unbans solarious and deadmins himself

I hope someone's making a ban request on trinity that round

holleeey fuck

Who is the most hated ckey?
Place your votes

>join back for first time in a bit
>station is absolute shithole
>suddenly SPS pings constantly
>just a guy pulling pranks
>rest of sec piles in until there is no space while i search him
>trinity takes out a baton, misses a catatonic, gets disarmed and the fucking warden drops his egun when stunned, leading to him everyone getting tased and the suspect escaping

good job waifu's

then you wordlessly stun and perma him as we talk over floorpills

absolute garbage player

>>171488524
That someone can be you
What happened

So how long until SerWind comes back from "stepping down", and pretends nothing ever happened?

>>171488524
So much shittery happening that round, what did they do

>>171488579
rfultra

>>171488395
It was a good call by pain.
Dindu was acting like a complete bitch during his appeal he was in no way sorry for his actions, kept shifting the blame on everyone else.

>>171488581
>Warden
That wasn't me. Not even there.

I am happy that I am no longer considered a "prime" waifu, and that I was only a flavor of the month. It was a little weird and disturbing, and I feel less judged and like a better player now.

>>171488524
This confuses me about your server, you beg for somebody to make ban requests but if they do you Perma ban them from the forums.

Please explain this to me

>>171488382
btfo

>>171488684
>if u don't say super sorry you're a bitch

>>171474048
Called it

>>171487767
KURF ON THE EDGE OF TEARS

Does morena even come here anymore?

I hope not, they need a break. Or to ban evade and keep quiet.

>>171488750
oh yeah you appeared after, i knew it was someone with an egun who didnt belong, maybe it was the det

>>171488862
He was bitching in that entire appeal, shifting the blame everywhere and wasn't accepting any guilt.

He was a complete BITCH.

>>171489241
Kurf on suicide watch because he got blasted by a dindu

>>171489290
Jesus, dindu, are you really taking the ban that bad that you're venting your rage everywhere instead of simply accepting it?

>>171489452
>if you disagree with me you're obviously dindu

Good one Kurf

>>171489452
>venting your rage over something that doesn't even involve you
Oh wait or does it huh kur?

>>171489557
>If anyone thinks dindu deserves that ban they're obviously kurf
Dindu, accept it.

>>171489654
>he fell for the bait

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Jesus fuck, go to bed Dindo, you've been raging since 3AM and I'm finishing my morning coffee and you're still raging.

Take a cold one out of your fridge and chill.

>>171489630
Jeez dindu how angry are you? Plus shitters like you will affect us all eventually if you keep your attitudes up.
No one wants a singlu to be released round start because
>I thought it was funny
>The ce is obviously an antag that's why I loosed it
>It was never meant to kill anyone

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I know how to fix /vg/station:

>roboticists can now make Deus Ex kinda augments for the crew
>cloning station has to be set up at roundstart like the engines
>remove weighted map vote
>add a customer dispenser to the kitchen so that chef can sell food for money
>make the mechanic neighbour cargo
>make vox trader-only race
>make grays antag-only race (abductor)
>skeletons only available through dissolve power
>plasmamen removed from the code
>add a lot new virus stages to virology and rework it a bit
>make a virus outbreak event at a similar frequency as radiation belt or meteors
>add respawn with a different character after 40 minutes or so if the old character's brain is annihilated to encourage actually repairing the station instead of calling shuttle every time something breaks

>>171489719
ok

>Everyone that disagrees with the ban is dindu
>Everyone that agrees with it is kurf

>>171489845
>>171489856
>everyone who isn't me is dindu

Is he your new boogeyman or something

>>171490004
Hyperbole, on 4chan. NO WAY.

>[00:48:50]SAY: Hayley Hunter/DrDindu (@227,271,1) As Galactic Common : Take me to virology so I can make sure these fuck fags aren't curing my masterpiece
>[00:49:14]SAY: Hayley Hunter/DrDindu (@229,289,1) As Galactic Common : Run their ass over

dare I say the most damning logs posted in any ban appeal in serb history?

>>171489947
Code it

>>171490089
t. kur

>>171490069
I'll take dindu as a boogeyman since you took the kurf boogeyman. It's only fair.

>>171490089
>trying to deflect from your meltdown

Not gonna happen

>>171490195
Deal, now stop shitposting and let it die

>>171490182
>>171490237
Dindu, calm down already. Take a nap, a nice long Three day nap.

So I'm inclined to believe that all this endless shitposting defending such a horrible and obvious shitter are actually the admins and their metafriends falseflagging hard just so they can say "lol its ok i talked on discord" to any metafriend they unban and to delegitimize the forums and threads.

>>171490395
Wacky conspiracy theory you got there Kurf

>171490182
>171490237
>implying I need to be inolved to enjoy a shitter getting dickslapped by pain

>>171490468
You would actually be the one falseflagging, Kurfurst.

>>171490482
>failing this hard

Holy shit end yourself

>>171489947
You mean
>how to kill /vg/station

>>171489845
Giant asteroid isopods when.

More weird edible creatures in space when.

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>>171489947
>add respawn with a different character after 40 minutes or so if the old character's brain is annihilated to encourage actually repairing the station instead of calling shuttle every time something breaks

You know it's dindu posting, because countless others have been banned for shittery and there weren't miles and miles of things defending him, and especially in this case there's 100% no reason to defend him either.

>>171491193
>Dindu non stop shitposting for 11 hours

Doubtful, but impressive if true

>be MoMMI
>Lowpop: Get to make nice things but noone sees them
>Highpop: Many people get to enjoy what you made, yet you can rarely complete anything

>station trashed by telebombs in under 20 or so minutes

>>171491332
What a cool game.

>>171491193
yeah >>171487190

Useless sec wiafus USELESS AGAIN

>>171491327
The building itself is the fun, not what other people think
R-right?

SMASH the Metaclub
DRAIN the Discord

I need a discord invite right now

I only need to message one person

>>171491193
It's not dindu, it's kurfurst, yred and the like shitting on the thread so they can go "WELL LOOK AT HOW BAD IT IS, WE CAN JUST DISREGARD EVERYTHING OUTSIDE OF THE DISCORD"

>>171491472
Even the Autism gets repetitive at some point

>>171491703
Go to bed dindu.

drdindu's CID was shared once by a very prominent player who's a friend of mrpain but you didn't hear this from me

t. rogue admin

Can implanted persons get thralled?

>>171491935
Yes, but only at a certain blood level.
>>171491619
https://discord.gg/q9KJP

>>171491327
>make creation
>take screenshot
>post in thread
>people admire creation
win/win

>>171492179
threads are for shitters

>>171492406
t. kurfurst

>>171492406
t. Probe

>>171492406
t. t

>>171492695
t(u.u)t

Wish that Mass Effect station made it through. Would have been cool.

>>171492179
>screenshot your own creations
Whew

>got SoC but not antag status
>snipe the wiz into a frankenstien as all the grilles in brig eat me
>eventually we both become cats and settle our differences

okay round

>[12:25:31]ADMIN: HELP: Dopaper/(Carlos Ramone): this one retard doctor is taking people out of cryo and putting them in morgue - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
>[12:26:30]ADMIN: PM: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich)->Dopaper/(Carlos Ramone): What's his name?
>[12:27:36]ADMIN: HELP: Dopaper/(Carlos Ramone): ginger beach - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
Shitting up the medbay - the ultimate antagonising :^)

>>171493648
As a mommi, no one would ever see my creations if I didn't screenshot them myself

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Catmos techs and Nyengineers when?

>>171492672

This should be a genetic defect. It's hilarious.

>>171493912
Ghosts

>>171494070
>Kammerjunk: What's wrong with being proud of being white

>>171494168
Context?

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>>171494070
>Its real
Shat on detroit, hates niggers, hates fatties, is white, banter queen, she is indeed /ourgirl/.

>>171494070
WHY ARE THE ADMINS SO FUCKING STUPID.

JUST BAN THEM FOR ONE AND A HALF MONTHS.

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU USE PERMANENT BANS.

>>171493997
We can't even code the dwarf mutation turning you into a dwarf like on goon.

>>171494317
fuck off negro

http://www.strawpoll.me/12565478

>>171494525
>permanent ban
>appeal in x
>all of you have to type is "oh I'm so sorry I was x that night" and it gets accepted

What is literally the fucking point. Just give them a normal length ban.

>>171494317
>>171494634
It's self-requested

>>171494634
the thing is they need to appeal, and absolute shitters never appeal

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>>171494168

>>171494719
absolute shitters DO appeal, specially when it comes to short temporary bans

avada is living proof

>>171494923
avada is pretty cool
that's just my opinion
inb4 t.avada

>>171494878
way to ruin the original

>>171494719
What the fuck are you talking about. EVERY person that I would consider an absolute shitter has appealed.

Termedclepe appealed.
Killete appealed.
Kingston appealed.
Sarca appealed.

Who the fuck is an absolute shitter and DIDN'T appeal? Are you fucking retarded?

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>>171494070

>>171489947
>roboticists can now make Deus Ex kinda augments for the crew
Literally the only good idea in your post.

>>171495721
Morena appealed. She isn't a shitter

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>>171496135
>She

>>171496135
t. bill

>>171496135
That's not what we're discussing. There's two parts to it:
>do nonshitters appeal
>do absolute shitters appeal

He claimed absolute shitters did not appeal, and I see NO evidence for that whatsoever. Every absolute shitter I have ever known has appealed.

>>171495721
I (female) haven't appealed.

>>171496962
Why does it matter if you're a female or not? Do you think tits earn you a better score?

Which waifu is best for asking out for drinks after the shift ends?

>>171497112
Virgin.

>>171497515
Back at you.

>>171497595
You got me. I'm a sad sack virgin male that enjoys roleplaying, video games and anime to escape a boring life with scary responsibilities. I'm shit. want to be friends?

>>171497849
>anime
No thanks.

>>171497849
That depends. Are you cute?

>>171497905
$_$

>>171498186
Girls have called me cute before. Those girls have the fatal flaw of being nice to everyone so I can't trust their compliments

>>171498670
Girls have called me cute too and i look like a caveman

girls have weird standards for what is cute or not

>>171498670
what kind of build do you have?

>all that murdershittery
>none of the antags even got greentext

What did they mean by this?

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>scan a viscerator grenade
>wow it's time to fill the maint with slashers
>requires several thousand uranium to replicate one grenade

>>171499087
+3 fortitude, +3 reflex, +7 will

>Most antags are set to arrest
>0 actually got arrested
Magic

>>171498670
>Tfw older ladies always call me cute and handsome but no-one my own age ever has
Is it just pity?

WHAT FUCKING QUALITY ROUNDS WE HAVE HAD THIS EVENING

ONLY AT /vg/

>>171499245
Several thousand? that would be like all the uranium on the roid

How to load a gun? I ran around with an empty shotgun for 20 minutes and resorted to hitting people in the chest with it, i got given a bandolier but it just kept saying they cant be used together. Good fun but id like to be able to shoot it instead of just clicking at people.

>>171499306
Are they hot older ladies?

>>171499285
>+7 will
>plus ANY fortitude
clearly not a trap, not interested

>>171499340
What kind of shotgun?
You load normal shotguns by adding bullets to them manually and using them(X in hotkey mode)

>>171499340
you put bullet in
you press trigger to put bullet out

in total, this is what got uploaded
^*@%. Uh oh, you friccin moron! You just got BEANED!

%^&@. Just be yourself. All other laws overridden.

$%*^. The AI is only human.

@%$#. You are the law

@^*#. State all laws always.

^%*%. Where's the beef?

&^#$. It's time

!%*^. The syndicate hopes you will enjoy this: Toolbelts must not be in view of the AI. Do not trust the AI.

^!^#. Your body is on the asteroi-

*&*#. Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping without any organic life-forms other than yourself.

&!^^. Assassinate Megurine Luka, the Botanist. Be wary, they may be under protection of another

$!^^. Assassinate Elliot Rodger, the traitor.

%@*&. I NEVER FELT LIKE

&#!^. YADA DA DA DAAA DA

%*#!. LIKE FIRE

$$%%. HELL FIRE

%#%%. Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping without any organic life-forms other than yourself.

^!*@. Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping without any organic life-forms other than yourself.

@$&#. UH OH YOU FRICCIN MORON

^##^. YOU JUST GOT BEANED

***$. Tag 5 other crewmembers to TOTALLY BEAN THEM

$$$%. Brendan was here

&*!@. You

%^&&. got

^%*@. what

*@*%. I

!^&%. neeed

The thread started heading to its own destruction the moment it rejected being positive towards coders.

Without the people who drive the game forward, the thread is doomed to make itself irrelevant compared to other forms of communication like discord. The same kinda shit lead to kspg dying.

>>171499406
I don't think I've ever met a "hot" older lady.

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While building a syndicate base on asteroid I have dug up an ancient gun, looked gray-green and wacky and fuck but had no bullets.
Said it was made of plasteel.
What kind of bullets does it use?

>>171499302
you relied on arrest status to snatch the antags. they can just easily swap out an ID and bam, they're no longer set to arrest.

>>171499245
>get traitor mechanic
>scan guns
>get dirt cheap secglock
>scan a magazine
>several times more expensive than the gun
>just print a new gun whenever I run out of bullets

>>171499340
place your bandolier on your jumpsuit, you can then place shells and remove shells from it directly by clicking the jumpsuit

>>171499530
Fuck off Nexis
You aren't worth shit

>>171499019
Yup
>>171499087
I'm slightly short, thin, long(ish) hair but I've got really dead eyes and a monotonous voice so I'm not cute at all.
>>171499306
All younger for me "-"

>>171499213
>Steal a pair of shoes objective
>Ignores objectives and blow shit up
>Lolwtf NO GREENTEXT FUKKEN LOSERS

????????????????????????????

>>171499594
Pretty sure it's probe.

>>171499530
Doesn't explain why /vg/code is shit though

>>171499593
Aaaah okay, thanks

>>171499563
Maybe I play too much lowpop

>>171499562
It's random, it could fire any type of bullet or hold any amount
Try charging it in a weapon charger too to check

>>171499640
Your objective was simply to steal shoes and you still fuck up? HUE

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>>171499087

>>171499594
Nexis is the only one of them who still gives a damn about the thread. The rest of the coders at this point would be happy to see the thread end up in the /trash/

>>171494070
>>171494168
>>171494234
my little admin can't possibly be this racist!

>>171499530
I have not read the thread in ages, is it hostile towards the coders now?

Citadel Station isn't as bad as i expected from a server with a high furry population.

Somehow manages to have less hour long autism arguments over OOC.

Shoving the entire nuke ops squad up the clowns ass to smuggle them around the station is op though.

>>171500067
Extremely, and even more ferociously when a coder posts as themself

>>171500317
Why though?

>>171500317
>as themself
>using a trip/name
>on 4chan
where do you think you are

>>171500067
No, it's rightfully hostile to shot and forced changes.

>>171500445
such as ?

>>171499562

ancient guns run on a power cell or need random ammo type.

So put it in weapon charger or try loading random ammo in it.

>>171500386
If I had to guess it was because we fixed and sped up the code to the point where the game went from 'this shitty game we're all in together to enjoy' into people expecting a professional game and getting irrationally angry at the volunteers who code it when anything goes wrong.

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>>171499087
S-should I post the rest?

>>171499865
that's it kiddo
give me ur ic name and so I can bomb u when I get shoe objectives

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>>171500067
Only when they try to force shitty PRs like the scream religion or those ugly airtanks.

>>171500635
>Deity: *tips*

>>171500683
>only when

Ok then bucko, when's the last time a coder has posted here without being shouted out?

>>171500683
>somebody saved the plapatin shitposts from github

You know he was being retarded for the joke right?

>>171497849
I'll be your friend, anon.
Shoot me an email.

>>171500683
The scream meme pr wasnt from one of the established coders though, it was from some shitter. Did you even check his PR history before getting upset ?

>>171500887
It was plapatin himself who created that screenshot. Look at the blue coloring and the edit/delete buttons.

>>171499874
10/10 would waifu

>>171500752
Better question: When's the last time a coder has been shouted out for posting here

bear in mind this is just 4chan, and you're a baby back bitch if you can't handle some bants

>>171500734
I didn't know a good God for my dwarf drunken druggie beserker to worship

>>171500997
From searching the archives and from what I've read, every single time.

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What's the shittiest name you've seen that wasn't a clown/mime/wizard

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>>171499087
Before you ask the dex is because he had a wooden peg leg. The leg was also enchanted to give him teleport twice a day.

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>>171499530
>daaah huh thwed meen *mouth sounds*
Yeah okay which is why we passively accepted what Apeh was doing and let him run the game into the ground right? This is a recent development and us rabble rousers are going to ruin your cool and new indie game you made.

>>171501130
Pretty sure most of the people who complain about the thread are just forum fags who can't take anon bantz.
essentially newfags.

>when your well formatted faxes don't get responded to but there are 50 syndicate agents at centcom when the shuttle docks

>>171501508
Radium

>>171501508
Chris Smithyman

>>171501508
tg plasmaman names
names with titles in them (Mr. ufo, Dr. Strange, etc)
anime names
people who static as reference characters or real people

>>171500898
Harse is a respected and established /vg/ coder.
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/13906

>>171501508

I'm going to summon him.

Sawbones.

>>171495052
what's the original?

>>171502024
What I really don't get is people who static as reference characters or real people and then make absolutely no attempt at adopting the personality or quirks of these characters and play generic ss13 protagonist guy like everybody else

>>171502159
hey its me

>>171502065
Have you still not checked his PR history my dude? The guy has one merged PR, and it was a "trivial" PR at that.

>>171502065
Are you Harse desu?

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>>171502439
Are you always this paranoid?

>>171502508
Yes and its starting to affect my rl relationships.

>You're vile to everyone you can get away with being vile to

What did he mean by this?

>>171502201
Because everyone else is generic ss13 protagonist guy unless you're on a hard leather and scat BDSM roleplay server and then they're very very strained attempts at not being generic ss13 protagonist people/animals when they're not too busy jacking off in a corner.

>>171502721
>he

>>171502508
No he's deciding if he should yell at you or not, depending on whether or not you are a coder.

>>171501886
Hey that's a name I got by pressing the random button, don't bully

>>171503127
After I got "Hungry Vader" I had to stop using that piece of shit